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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,920 --> 00:00:16,980 /Napisy robione ze s艂uchu tego czego nie zrozumia艂em to dopisa艂em tak aby zachowa膰 sens... 2 00:00:16,980 --> 00:00:24,860 ...korekta mile widziana :) Mi艂ego ogl膮dania / 3 00:00:27,300 --> 00:00:31,040 WICKED PICTURES PREZENTUJE 4 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:08,320 Wystepuj膮: 5 00:02:12,940 --> 00:02:14,660 Jako... 6 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:24,760 BARBARELLA XXX 7 00:03:08,580 --> 00:03:11,640 Ze specjalnym udzia艂em 8 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:17,520 Re偶yseria 9 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:22,280 Nie wstawaj to sprawa ogromnej wagi 10 00:03:23,820 --> 00:03:26,320 Pani Prezydent zasalutuj臋 Ci 11 00:03:28,060 --> 00:03:30,180 Love 12 00:03:31,620 --> 00:03:34,360 Mam dla ciebie misj臋 13 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:36,800 M艂ody naukowiec Duran-Duran gdzie艣 znikn膮艂 14 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:38,800 S膮dzimy 偶e si臋 gdzie艣 zgubi艂 15 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:40,800 Musisz pom贸c nam go odnale艣膰 16 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:42,800 Ostatnio by艂 w drodze na 17 00:03:43,340 --> 00:03:45,220 P贸艂noc膮 Gwiazd臋. B臋dzie nam mi艂o je艣li nam pomo偶esz 18 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:48,620 Poczekaj chwilk臋 19 00:03:54,540 --> 00:03:55,180 Mapa 20 00:03:55,900 --> 00:03:57,840 Pani Prezydent czy on jest szalony? 21 00:04:00,620 --> 00:04:03,780 Duran-Duran ma prawdziw膮 bro艅 dalekiego zasi臋gu 22 00:04:03,780 --> 00:04:06,440 To mi臋dzygalaktyczny pozytronowy laser 23 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:08,440 Ty musisz go powstrzyma膰 24 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:12,040 Poniewa偶 on mo偶e rozp臋ta膰 tym wojn臋 w ca艂ym wszech艣wiecie 25 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:14,320 Musisz si臋 spieszy膰 26 00:04:16,300 --> 00:04:18,100 Wojn臋 27 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:22,000 Love 28 00:04:40,220 --> 00:04:42,520 No i znowu jaka艣 awaria 29 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:49,160 O Bo偶e przestraszyli艣cie mnie 30 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:51,040 Jestem Barbarella 31 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:53,040 Jestem Mylo sp贸j偶 na mnie. A to jest Nylo 32 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:55,040 Mylo sp贸j偶 to 偶ywa ziemska kobieta. 33 00:04:55,140 --> 00:04:57,320 Zagramy w t膮 nasz膮 gr臋 ka偶dy na zmian臋 34 00:04:58,140 --> 00:05:00,360 Mo偶emy sprawd藕my czy jest naprawd臋 cz艂owiekiem 35 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:01,320 Poprawimy jej 偶ycie 36 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:03,140 To prawda 37 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:07,000 Zapewne czesto je藕dzi na desce snowbordowej 38 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:09,220 Nie rozumiem was 39 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:14,620 Ona jest bardzo 40 00:05:14,620 --> 00:05:16,200 OSTRA 41 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:18,300 Niekt贸rym jest tak trudno zrobi膰 pierwszy krok 42 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:20,020 Ruszamy 43 00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:57,240 To by艂o 艂atwe 44 00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:59,420 Musimy zabra膰 j膮 na statek 45 00:20:59,420 --> 00:21:01,180 M贸wisz o tym zwariowanym kolesiu 46 00:21:01,180 --> 00:21:03,180 Ok zr贸bmy to 47 00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:38,700 Pomocy! Czy kto艣 tu jest? Pomocy! 48 00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:43,640 Pom贸偶 mi ! 49 00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:45,640 Pomocy czy kto艣 mi pomo偶e! 50 00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:48,300 Ktokolwiek prosz臋! 51 00:22:26,780 --> 00:22:27,960 Jestem Barbarella 52 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:29,600 Z planety Ziema 53 00:22:29,780 --> 00:22:31,000 Dzi臋kuj臋 Ci 54 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,000 Parlez-vous fran莽ais? 55 00:22:34,180 --> 00:22:35,420 Nie rozumiem 56 00:22:35,900 --> 00:22:37,940 M贸wisz w obcym jezyku? 57 00:22:37,940 --> 00:22:39,940 Parlez-vous fran莽ais? 58 00:22:41,220 --> 00:22:44,360 Spr贸bujmy porozumie膰 si臋 za pomoc膮 mojej GADU艁Y 59 00:22:47,140 --> 00:22:48,560 Bardzo 艣licznie pani wygl膮da 60 00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:51,360 Oh tak 61 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:53,360 Jak si臋 nazywasz? 62 00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:55,180 Jestem Mark Hand 63 00:22:55,180 --> 00:22:56,660 艁apacz brzd膮c贸w 64 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,660 W艂a艣nie widz臋 65 00:22:58,860 --> 00:23:01,920 Czy m贸g艂by艣 mnie odprowadzi膰 na m贸j statek i spr贸bowa膰 go naprawi膰? 66 00:23:02,300 --> 00:23:03,920 艁adnie prosz臋 67 00:23:59,940 --> 00:24:03,240 Ok Barbarella statek zosta艂 naprawiony 68 00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:04,440 Dzi臋kuj臋 69 00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:06,440 Jak mog臋 ci si臋 odwdzi臋czy膰 za napraw臋? 70 00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:10,880 Jest tak jedna sprawa 71 00:24:11,860 --> 00:24:12,880 Pizza? 72 00:24:13,940 --> 00:24:17,180 Gdy zamykam oczy marz臋 czasem aby m贸j penis znalaz艂 si臋 w ustach jakiej艣 艣licznotki 73 00:24:20,140 --> 00:24:24,940 Ok mog臋 ci to da膰 je艣li tego chcesz. 74 00:31:49,900 --> 00:31:51,240 Jestem Pygar 75 00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:53,240 Ostatni z bli藕niak贸w 76 00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:54,640 Jestem Barbarella 77 00:31:54,860 --> 00:31:56,640 Z planety Ziemia 78 00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:01,240 Co si臋 sta艂o z twoimi oczami? 79 00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:04,520 Jestem ma艂ym anio艂em kt贸ry jeszcze nigdy nie lata艂 80 00:32:12,100 --> 00:32:14,680 M贸j statek uleg艂 awarii m贸g艂by艣 go naprawi膰? 81 00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,140 Nie nie potrafi臋 82 00:32:20,060 --> 00:32:21,500 Wiesz co... 83 00:32:21,500 --> 00:32:24,400 Mam bardzo wa偶n膮 misj臋 i musz臋 znale艣膰 Durana- Durana 84 00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:29,320 On ma okrutne serce jak wilk 85 00:32:31,060 --> 00:32:32,620 Czy znajd臋 go na Sogo? 86 00:32:37,860 --> 00:32:39,240 Mam zanik mi臋艣nia skrzyd艂owego 87 00:32:41,140 --> 00:32:42,320 Co? 88 00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:45,700 Prosz臋 nie pro艣 mnie o pomoc 89 00:32:54,580 --> 00:32:57,520 Chyba wiem co mog艂o by ci pom贸c znowu si臋 wzbi膰 w powietrze 90 00:33:04,580 --> 00:33:06,920 S膮dz臋 偶e zaraz polecisz 91 00:33:33,620 --> 00:33:34,780 Jeste艣 tutaj bezpieczna 92 00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:07,480 Mo偶esz ju偶 i艣膰 93 00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:05,360 Ty 94 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:09,920 Masz dobr膮 pami臋膰 95 00:53:09,980 --> 00:53:11,040 艢liczna cipko 96 00:53:11,460 --> 00:53:12,440 Czekaj chwil臋 97 00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:14,440 Czy wy si臋 znacie? 98 00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:20,300 S艂ysza艂am 偶e interesujesz si臋 ratowaniem 艣wiata 99 00:53:20,300 --> 00:53:21,940 Czy mam racj臋? 100 00:53:22,220 --> 00:53:24,640 Szukam naukowca Durana-Durana 101 00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:29,720 Ten co otrzyma艂 tyle nagr贸d? 102 00:53:29,720 --> 00:53:31,720 Tutaj go nie ma 103 00:53:32,580 --> 00:53:34,460 Porozmawiajmy o aniele 104 00:53:36,340 --> 00:53:37,740 O nim 105 00:53:38,220 --> 00:53:40,140 Py czy co艣 w tym stylu 106 00:53:40,140 --> 00:53:41,040 Pygar 107 00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:42,020 Racja 108 00:53:46,140 --> 00:53:48,180 Cze艣膰 jestem Bruce 109 00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:50,180 I mog臋 zrobi膰 co艣 takiego 110 00:53:53,300 --> 00:53:56,520 Bruce pu艣膰 anio艂a natychmiast albo oczpec臋 jej twarz 111 00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:57,780 Moja twarz 112 00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:01,560 Nie moja pi臋kna twarz! 113 00:54:06,180 --> 00:54:07,340 Powa偶nie? 114 00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:12,740 Stra偶 115 00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:15,500 To jest tylko pieprzony palec 116 00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:37,220 Zamiast wyci膮ga膰 r臋ke powinnam ucieka膰 117 00:54:44,740 --> 00:54:49,240 Jeste艣 wi臋zniem politycznym z Ziemi? 118 00:54:49,240 --> 00:54:50,880 Tak a ty to kto? 119 00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:52,880 Jestem Dildano 120 00:54:53,620 --> 00:54:55,880 Szef Ruchu Rewolucyjnego 121 00:54:57,140 --> 00:54:58,200 A ty co tutaj robisz? 122 00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:01,980 Jestem tutaj bo szukam Durana-Durana 123 00:55:05,380 --> 00:55:08,020 On chyba wczoraj p艂aka艂 124 00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:12,800 Ale mam propozycj臋 dla ciebie 125 00:55:13,160 --> 00:55:15,200 Skorzystamy na tym oboje 126 00:55:15,500 --> 00:55:16,780 Ty pomo偶esz mi 127 00:55:16,780 --> 00:55:18,780 pokona膰 The Great Tyrant 128 00:55:18,780 --> 00:55:21,400 a ja pomog臋 ci znale艣膰 Duranda-Duranda 129 00:55:22,820 --> 00:55:23,640 Jak? 130 00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:24,740 C贸偶... 131 00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:26,960 Ona ma ju z zu偶yte pi艂eczki 132 00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:28,960 a potrzebuje kogo艣 do Komnaty Sn贸w 133 00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:30,960 Musisz tylko tam wej艣膰 naga 134 00:55:31,500 --> 00:55:33,540 Z t膮 poduszk膮 135 00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:36,760 kt贸ra bedzie mog艂a j膮 u艣mierci膰 136 00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:38,760 Kapujesz? 137 00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:40,760 Poduszka? 138 00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:42,760 Rewolucjoni艣ci maj膮 swoje sposoby 139 00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:45,860 No dalej 140 00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:19,940 Widz臋 偶e uciek艂a艣 z wi臋zienia 141 00:56:19,940 --> 00:56:21,440 Pojdziesz ze mn膮 142 00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:22,780 Idziemy! 143 00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:29,840 Ty ma艂y idioto! 144 00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:36,240 A teraz ... 145 00:56:36,240 --> 00:56:38,240 Zaprez臋ntuj臋 ci m贸j nowy instrument muzyczny 146 00:56:43,340 --> 00:56:44,200 O kurwa 147 00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:46,800 To bardzo przyjemne 148 00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:47,920 Do teraz... 149 00:56:48,260 --> 00:56:50,640 Poczekaj na pierwsze nuty 150 00:56:50,860 --> 00:56:53,320 Potem bedziesz chcia艂a abym przesta艂 151 00:58:02,580 --> 00:58:04,460 Dobry Bo偶e 152 00:58:04,460 --> 00:58:06,460 Zniszczy艂a艣 moj膮 maszyn臋 153 00:58:06,460 --> 00:58:07,280 Zniszczy艂a艣 j膮 154 00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:09,900 Powinienem by艂 trzyma膰 j膮 z dala od ciebie 155 00:58:09,900 --> 00:58:11,900 Przepraszam skarbie 156 00:58:12,700 --> 00:58:15,040 To nie powinno si臋 zdarzy膰 157 00:58:15,420 --> 00:58:16,860 Mo偶e ju偶 wystarczy 158 00:58:16,860 --> 00:58:18,140 Ty nic nie rozumiesz 159 00:58:18,140 --> 00:58:20,380 To ja jestem naukowcem Duran-Duran 160 00:58:20,380 --> 00:58:22,380 M贸j wynalazek nie powinien si臋 zepsu膰 161 00:58:23,020 --> 00:58:24,380 jeste艣 Duran-Duran? 162 00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:27,640 Mam za zadanie sprowadzi膰 ci臋 spowrotem na planet臋 Ziemia 163 00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:28,400 Ziemia? 164 00:58:29,460 --> 00:58:30,400 Nigdy 165 00:58:30,980 --> 00:58:33,180 Nigdzie si臋 z t膮d nie wybieram 166 00:58:33,180 --> 00:58:35,300 Mam zamiar pokona膰 Czarn膮 Kr贸low膮 167 00:58:35,300 --> 00:58:39,700 i to ja wkrotce b臋d臋 The Great Tyrant 168 00:58:39,700 --> 00:58:42,180 Ale ja wiem jak pokona膰 The Great Tyrant 169 00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:43,440 O naprawd臋 170 00:58:45,300 --> 00:58:46,800 Mo偶emy to zrobi膰 razem 171 00:58:48,420 --> 00:58:50,440 Mog臋 ci臋 do niej zaprowadzi膰 172 00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:08,640 Tutaj 艣pi The Great Tyrant 173 00:59:09,760 --> 00:59:11,440 Nie b贸j si臋 moja droga 174 00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:14,440 To tylko 艣pi膮ca kr贸lowa 175 00:59:20,220 --> 00:59:21,780 艢mia艂o 176 00:59:27,320 --> 00:59:28,500 Naiwna 177 00:59:28,760 --> 00:59:30,320 To dopiero pocz膮tek 178 00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:33,660 Ona pozbedzie si臋 kr贸lowej 179 00:59:33,660 --> 00:59:35,500 na zawsze 180 00:59:35,500 --> 00:59:37,500 A ja w kr贸tce 181 00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:39,500 Zostan臋 w艂adc膮 tej planety i wtedy 182 00:59:39,500 --> 00:59:43,200 A ja wtedy powr贸c臋 jako najwiekszy 183 00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:46,160 najpot臋偶niejszy kr贸l Sogo 184 01:23:51,600 --> 01:23:52,480 Dobranoc 185 01:23:53,300 --> 01:23:54,880 Great Tyrant 186 01:23:58,840 --> 01:23:59,460 Co? 187 01:24:01,800 --> 01:24:03,160 Vade retro 188 01:24:03,500 --> 01:24:05,540 Nikomu nie wolno tutaj przebywa膰 jak 艣pi臋 189 01:24:06,320 --> 01:24:09,200 Jeste艣my w pu艂apce i po偶re nas Mathmos 190 01:24:10,100 --> 01:24:10,640 Co? 191 01:24:11,520 --> 01:24:15,580 Mathmos - stw贸r kt贸ry przybedzie tutaj je艣li nie b臋d臋 sama w Komnacie Sn贸w 192 01:24:15,580 --> 01:24:17,580 Tak stanowi prawo 193 01:24:18,500 --> 01:24:19,580 Sogo 194 01:24:19,940 --> 01:24:21,580 A co z Konsjer偶em 195 01:24:22,620 --> 01:24:23,580 A co z nim? 196 01:24:27,200 --> 01:24:28,720 /Uwolnienie Mathmos'a/ 197 01:25:18,700 --> 01:25:20,400 Zostali艣my zaatakowani 198 01:25:20,400 --> 01:25:21,360 Co? 199 01:25:21,820 --> 01:25:25,100 Czas zaprezentowa膰 m贸j pozotroniczny laser 200 01:26:52,980 --> 01:26:54,540 Wypu艣ci艂am Mathmos'a 201 01:26:55,080 --> 01:26:56,540 Wkr贸tce nas zniszczy 202 01:26:57,460 --> 01:26:58,540 Co zrobimy? 203 01:26:59,340 --> 01:27:00,540 Zginiemy 204 01:27:01,600 --> 01:27:02,280 Tak 205 01:27:02,580 --> 01:27:04,280 Dzisiaj zginiemy 206 01:27:06,140 --> 01:27:10,020 Zginiemy walcz膮c i trac膮c kurwa Sogo 207 01:27:33,500 --> 01:27:35,320 Dlaczego 偶yjemy? 208 01:27:35,640 --> 01:27:40,000 Zamkn膮艂 nas w tej ba艅ce 偶eby si臋 nie zarazi膰 twoj膮 g艂upot膮 209 01:27:42,040 --> 01:27:43,500 Co teraz? 210 01:52:57,060 --> 01:52:57,860 Spoj偶 211 01:52:57,860 --> 01:53:01,240 Co艣 tam jest w g贸rze 212 01:53:02,040 --> 01:53:03,700 Sadzisz 偶e to po nas? 213 01:53:03,700 --> 01:53:06,800 Nie anio艂y maja s艂aba pami臋膰 214 01:53:18,500 --> 01:53:23,800 /Napisy robione ze s艂uchu korekta mile widziana ;) / 215 01:53:23,800 --> 01:53:25,80013800

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