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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,878 --> 00:00:04,630 Previously on 90210... 2 00:00:04,672 --> 00:00:06,465 ADRIANNA: I told you, I slept with you in Vegas 3 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:07,800 because I thought Dixon and I weren't together. 4 00:00:07,842 --> 00:00:11,136 It's not gonna happen again. 5 00:00:11,178 --> 00:00:14,222 SILVER: You know, I just wanted to try this thing out on my own 6 00:00:14,264 --> 00:00:16,391 without any pressure, no gossip, no anything, 7 00:00:16,433 --> 00:00:18,185 so I haven't told any of my friends. 8 00:00:18,226 --> 00:00:20,270 I thought I'd take you someplace kind of special. 9 00:00:24,900 --> 00:00:26,652 I just want you to love me! 10 00:00:26,694 --> 00:00:28,028 You are completely insane! 11 00:00:28,069 --> 00:00:29,321 Liam, wait. Let me go! 12 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:31,866 Liam, no! 13 00:00:31,907 --> 00:00:33,868 My name is Liam Court. 14 00:00:33,909 --> 00:00:35,744 Uh, I've just seen an accident. 15 00:00:36,871 --> 00:00:38,121 I'm sorry. 16 00:00:38,163 --> 00:00:40,415 I, uh... 17 00:00:40,457 --> 00:00:42,417 I think I've made a mistake. 18 00:00:49,633 --> 00:00:51,426 Remember, you can run, but you can't hide. 19 00:00:53,303 --> 00:00:54,680 Ashley Howard, LAPD. 20 00:00:54,722 --> 00:00:56,306 They assigned me as your security detail. 21 00:00:56,348 --> 00:00:58,266 I just got an e-mail from Bryce Woodbridge 22 00:00:58,308 --> 00:01:00,227 thanking me for hiring her as the new CEO. 23 00:01:00,268 --> 00:01:02,062 You want to explain to me what's going on? 24 00:01:02,103 --> 00:01:03,605 I want you to be happy. 25 00:01:03,647 --> 00:01:04,565 Told you about that video I took from that kid 26 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:05,941 at the Pop Up, right? Sex tape? 27 00:01:05,983 --> 00:01:08,109 You're not gonna do anything with that. 28 00:01:10,111 --> 00:01:12,364 This is for everything that you put into the club. 29 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:14,074 Please, hey, hey, hey, hey. 30 00:01:14,115 --> 00:01:15,450 Get the hell out. If I ever see you 31 00:01:15,492 --> 00:01:17,536 in here again, I will kick your ass. 32 00:01:29,924 --> 00:01:33,301 (pounding on door) 33 00:01:33,343 --> 00:01:35,596 (gasps) 34 00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:38,139 (panting) 35 00:01:38,181 --> 00:01:40,225 (knocking continues) 36 00:01:51,987 --> 00:01:53,363 Please don't kick my ass. 37 00:01:53,405 --> 00:01:55,282 I just, uh, uh... 38 00:01:55,323 --> 00:01:57,242 You okay? 39 00:01:57,284 --> 00:01:59,369 What do you want? 40 00:01:59,411 --> 00:02:00,412 It's your check 41 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:02,330 for the money I put into the bar. 42 00:02:02,372 --> 00:02:03,916 Hey, (sighs) 43 00:02:03,958 --> 00:02:06,794 I never wanted the whole world to see that video, Liam. 44 00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:07,920 I feel awful. 45 00:02:07,962 --> 00:02:09,797 I'm sorry. 46 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:12,883 If I could build a time machine, I'd take it back to that day 47 00:02:12,925 --> 00:02:14,927 and erase every stupid mistake I've made. 48 00:02:14,969 --> 00:02:18,346 Yeah, well, the only thing you can do now 49 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:20,307 is get the hell out of here. 50 00:02:20,348 --> 00:02:22,059 Liam, come on. 51 00:02:24,812 --> 00:02:27,898 Some things you can't forgive and forget. 52 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:35,155 Hey, babe, check it out. 53 00:02:35,196 --> 00:02:38,033 Your lawyer just sent over the contracts. 54 00:02:38,075 --> 00:02:39,743 I am now the head of my own record label, 55 00:02:39,785 --> 00:02:43,080 about to sign a rising star who just happens to be my girl. 56 00:02:44,081 --> 00:02:45,457 We should take a picture. 57 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:46,667 Dixon, I have bed head. 58 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:48,418 I have cereal in my teeth. 59 00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:49,878 Okay, that doesn't matter. 60 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:51,755 Okay, look, when we make it big, 61 00:02:51,797 --> 00:02:54,008 we're gonna remember the times that we kept it real, okay? 62 00:02:54,049 --> 00:02:55,300 Okay. 63 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:56,718 (kisses) 64 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:59,930 Okay. 65 00:03:02,016 --> 00:03:04,059 Music history has just been made. 66 00:03:04,101 --> 00:03:05,769 Wow. 67 00:03:05,811 --> 00:03:07,146 Looks so official, doesn't it? 68 00:03:07,186 --> 00:03:08,814 What do you think we should call the company? 69 00:03:08,856 --> 00:03:10,398 I don't know. 70 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:13,318 Dixon's Record Label? 71 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:16,738 Stick to singing, okay? 72 00:03:16,780 --> 00:03:18,323 (laughter) 73 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:19,825 No, actually, you know who's, like, 74 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:21,618 kick ass at this kind of thing? 75 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:23,745 Taylor. 76 00:03:23,787 --> 00:03:26,289 I should give him a call, find out what he thinks. 77 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:28,207 No. 78 00:03:28,249 --> 00:03:29,626 I mean, this is our thing. 79 00:03:29,668 --> 00:03:32,379 We don't need anybody's help. 80 00:03:32,420 --> 00:03:35,007 Absolutely right. 81 00:03:38,010 --> 00:03:39,970 ♪ ♪ 82 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:00,866 See, when you do it, 83 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:02,117 it's the art of burlesque. 84 00:04:02,159 --> 00:04:03,785 When I do it, 85 00:04:03,827 --> 00:04:05,787 I'm just another girl trying to dance. 86 00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:07,372 I'm very flattered, 87 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:09,624 but that better not be the reason you're quitting. 88 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:12,544 No, um, my fertility specialist called. 89 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:14,588 They said that I have two healthy embryos 90 00:04:14,629 --> 00:04:16,215 in the freezer whenever I'm ready. 91 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:18,092 And you're ready? 92 00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:20,510 Probably not. (laughs) 93 00:04:20,552 --> 00:04:22,763 You know, I started dancing 94 00:04:22,804 --> 00:04:25,265 because between trying to get pregnant 95 00:04:25,306 --> 00:04:27,267 and having the BRCA gene, 96 00:04:27,308 --> 00:04:29,519 I just felt like my body was out of control. 97 00:04:29,561 --> 00:04:31,105 Dancing has been 98 00:04:31,146 --> 00:04:33,690 this great way of pretending 99 00:04:33,732 --> 00:04:35,734 that I'm this sexy, powerful woman 100 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:37,527 who isn't afraid of anything. 101 00:04:37,569 --> 00:04:39,613 I just wish it were true. 102 00:04:41,322 --> 00:04:43,408 ANNIE: Okay, 103 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:45,119 I got your hysterical voice mail, 104 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:46,161 and dug up my high school yearbook. 105 00:04:46,203 --> 00:04:48,163 Dixon's West Bev sweatshirt. 106 00:04:48,205 --> 00:04:50,124 Full disclosure, he said it was full of memories, 107 00:04:50,165 --> 00:04:53,585 which may or may not mean he wore while losing his virginity. 108 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:55,796 Ew. Remind me not to walk under a black light. 109 00:04:55,837 --> 00:04:57,005 So what is this all about? 110 00:04:57,047 --> 00:04:58,215 Are you familiar 111 00:04:58,257 --> 00:05:00,175 with the Ladies of West Bev Legacy Society? 112 00:05:00,217 --> 00:05:02,219 Uh, yeah, that high school alumni group? 113 00:05:02,261 --> 00:05:05,097 And super elite club for the most powerful women 114 00:05:05,139 --> 00:05:06,306 in Beverly Hills. 115 00:05:06,347 --> 00:05:07,766 They throw the most important parties. 116 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:09,601 I mean, if the president comes in to town, 117 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:11,686 the Legacy ladies are his first stop. 118 00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:13,063 And they asked you to join? 119 00:05:13,105 --> 00:05:14,606 Yeah, not yet. 120 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:17,442 Gwen Thompson called to talk, which can only mean 121 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:19,736 they are interested in me for membership. 122 00:05:19,778 --> 00:05:21,321 (chuckles) 123 00:05:21,362 --> 00:05:23,157 Max, what happened to wearing West Bev colors? 124 00:05:23,198 --> 00:05:25,117 I told you I need to show school spirit. 125 00:05:25,159 --> 00:05:26,743 I can't wear a royal blue suit to work. 126 00:05:26,785 --> 00:05:28,954 I mean, I'll look like a guy from Million Dollar Listing. 127 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:30,330 Look, I know this is a big day for you, 128 00:05:30,371 --> 00:05:32,540 but unless it's bigger than the merger Bryce put together, 129 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:33,917 I got to go. 130 00:05:33,959 --> 00:05:36,253 Data Nitrate's stock price is about to go through the roof. 131 00:05:36,295 --> 00:05:37,796 (doorbell rings) Mother-of-pearl, she's here. 132 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:40,007 Fine. Go do your little merger thing. 133 00:05:40,048 --> 00:05:42,176 Show Gwen in on your way out. Thank you. Bye. 134 00:05:42,217 --> 00:05:44,303 (giggles) 135 00:05:44,343 --> 00:05:47,014 So I guess I will just be... 136 00:05:47,055 --> 00:05:48,389 Exhibiting school spirit. 137 00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:49,516 Sit. 138 00:05:49,557 --> 00:05:50,809 Okay. 139 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:52,727 Now, the fight song for West Beverly was... 140 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:54,313 How did it go? 141 00:05:54,353 --> 00:05:56,190 ♪ Oh, West Beverly... ♪ 142 00:05:56,231 --> 00:05:57,691 That's the Canadian national anthem. 143 00:05:57,732 --> 00:05:58,900 No one knows that. 144 00:05:58,942 --> 00:05:59,943 Oh, Mrs. Thompson. 145 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:01,028 I almost forgot 146 00:06:01,069 --> 00:06:02,361 you were stopping by. Please sit down. 147 00:06:02,403 --> 00:06:03,530 Please, Naomi, 148 00:06:03,571 --> 00:06:06,033 Mrs. Thompson is my mother-in-law's name, 149 00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:07,993 so you can call me Gwen. 150 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:10,620 Your home's adorable. 151 00:06:10,662 --> 00:06:12,873 Oh, it's just a starter. 152 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:16,084 Gwen, this is my dear friend Annie Wilson from high school. 153 00:06:16,126 --> 00:06:18,377 We were just actually going over our West Bev yearbook, 154 00:06:18,419 --> 00:06:20,255 reminiscing about the good old days. 155 00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:21,589 Amazing, isn't it? 156 00:06:21,631 --> 00:06:22,841 No matter how busy 157 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:24,968 our lives get with international travel 158 00:06:25,010 --> 00:06:26,469 and philanthropy, 159 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:28,555 our days at West Bev stay with us. 160 00:06:28,596 --> 00:06:30,724 It's almost embarrassing. 161 00:06:30,765 --> 00:06:32,851 So, what brings you by, Gwen? 162 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:34,644 I'm not gonna beat around the bush. 163 00:06:34,686 --> 00:06:36,771 We've had a spot open up... 164 00:06:36,813 --> 00:06:38,481 I accept. When do I start? 165 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:40,901 (chuckles) Well, I admire your enthusiasm, 166 00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:43,070 but you didn't let me finish. 167 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:44,529 Right now, 168 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:47,241 there are two women we think might fit the bill. 169 00:06:47,282 --> 00:06:48,533 Two women? 170 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:49,993 So it's like a contest? 171 00:06:50,035 --> 00:06:51,245 It's between you 172 00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:52,537 and Felicity Hathaway. 173 00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:55,332 She was a few years ahead of you at West Bev. 174 00:06:55,374 --> 00:06:58,835 And, I mean, of course, you're both beautiful, wealthy, 175 00:06:58,877 --> 00:07:00,087 dynamic, 176 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:02,756 and married to young tycoons. 177 00:07:02,797 --> 00:07:04,549 So we will see which one of you 178 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:07,010 is West Bev Legacy Ladies material. 179 00:07:07,052 --> 00:07:08,595 This weekend. 180 00:07:08,636 --> 00:07:10,972 This weekend? 181 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:12,766 At the West Bev Homecoming Alumni event. 182 00:07:12,807 --> 00:07:15,018 I mean, surely you will be there. 183 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:17,520 (chuckles) As if I would miss that. 184 00:07:19,064 --> 00:07:20,315 Good. 185 00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:22,525 Oh, and, uh, Felicity Hathaway 186 00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:25,112 is hosting a charity drive at the alumni banquet. 187 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:26,321 So, um, 188 00:07:26,363 --> 00:07:28,115 I don't know, maybe find some fun way 189 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:31,285 to dazzle us at the football rally? 190 00:07:31,326 --> 00:07:32,660 I'm sure it'll be bangin', 191 00:07:32,702 --> 00:07:34,662 as the kids are saying these days. 192 00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:35,789 (chuckles) 193 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:37,665 See you then. 194 00:07:37,707 --> 00:07:39,293 Please tell me you're not dragging us all 195 00:07:39,334 --> 00:07:41,336 back to high school so you can fight it out 196 00:07:41,378 --> 00:07:42,503 for queen bee. 197 00:07:42,545 --> 00:07:44,256 Well, it's not gonna be a fight. 198 00:07:44,298 --> 00:07:46,883 It's gonna be a massacre. 199 00:07:49,386 --> 00:07:52,222 (theme music playing) 200 00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:11,992 Okay, everyone say, "West Bev and cheese" 201 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:13,285 so you smile. 202 00:08:13,327 --> 00:08:15,703 ALL: West Bev and cheese! 203 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:17,705 (shutter clicks) 204 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:19,458 Okay, okay, are we done here? 205 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:20,541 Did you win yet? 206 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:22,336 No, I have to give the picture to Gwen 207 00:08:22,377 --> 00:08:24,338 so she can see how popular I still am. 208 00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:26,923 Then I have to take over one of the day's events. 209 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:29,009 Ooh, like this alumni tree dedication ceremony? 210 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:31,178 Lame and cancelled. Get ready to cheer, 211 00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:32,512 because I'm going to make 212 00:08:32,553 --> 00:08:34,764 a dazzling donation to the school. 213 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:36,683 (chuckles) Felicity Hathaway can eat my dust. 214 00:08:36,724 --> 00:08:39,560 We really are back in high school. 215 00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:41,480 Yeah. Got to say, 216 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:43,482 this place brings back a lot of good memories. 217 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:44,649 Like Liam dragging us out 218 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:46,067 to my bachelor party when I was marrying Ade. 219 00:08:46,109 --> 00:08:47,777 Do you remember that? 220 00:08:47,819 --> 00:08:49,863 Not really. 221 00:08:58,497 --> 00:09:00,040 Yeah. 222 00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:02,417 Good times. 223 00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:06,629 Okay, Naomi got her photo. 224 00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:07,922 Now we can go. 225 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:09,674 Liam, I get paid to protect you 226 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:11,718 so you can have some semblance of a normal life. 227 00:09:11,759 --> 00:09:13,094 I'm sorry, I just... 228 00:09:13,136 --> 00:09:14,513 Crowds make me nervous. 229 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:17,015 I keep feeling like someone's lurking around, ready to pounce. 230 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,725 Like that sleazy photographer you punched? 231 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,019 He's in jail. 232 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,103 Are you serious? Since when? 233 00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:23,355 Since I did a little digging. 234 00:09:23,397 --> 00:09:24,647 Turns out he's a deadbeat dad 235 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:25,940 with a bench warrant. 236 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:27,442 So I had him locked up. 237 00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:28,902 Now will you relax and enjoy 238 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:30,362 being back in high school? (scoffs) 239 00:09:30,404 --> 00:09:32,489 (girls talking excitedly) 240 00:09:32,531 --> 00:09:33,614 Ladies, give him some room to breathe. 241 00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:35,575 Hi. ANNIE: So who were you then, 242 00:09:35,616 --> 00:09:38,578 who are you now, and what have you done since high school? 243 00:09:38,619 --> 00:09:40,997 I have avoided people that ask me questions like that. 244 00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:43,208 I'm sorry. Naomi's making me do it. 245 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,376 It's ridiculous, right? 246 00:09:44,418 --> 00:09:45,793 We graduated two years ago. 247 00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:47,295 So what if I thought I'd be completing 248 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:49,339 a prestigious theater program by now? 249 00:09:49,381 --> 00:09:51,466 I'm not a loser because I haven't done that. 250 00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:54,386 Or anything that I'm remotely proud of. 251 00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:56,763 Whoa, whoa, whoa, uh, Naomi may be onto something 252 00:09:56,804 --> 00:09:58,557 with this alumni thing. 253 00:09:58,598 --> 00:09:59,807 We have a lot of heavy-hitters 254 00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:01,101 who went to this school. 255 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:03,520 A VP from EMI, 256 00:10:03,562 --> 00:10:06,064 another exec from a record label... 257 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:08,483 Quincy Jones? 258 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:10,360 Honey, no, not the Quincy Jones. 259 00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:12,446 I'm pretty sure that kid was in my gym class. 260 00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:15,407 Well, whoever it is, we've still got to walk around and schmooze. 261 00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:16,699 Come on, let's go. 262 00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:18,159 All right, bye. Have fun. 263 00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:20,161 WOMAN: My turn for an interview? 264 00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:21,955 Cousin Emily? 265 00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:23,582 Surprise! 266 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:24,916 More like painful shock, actually. 267 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,001 It's funny, I never really thought 268 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:28,462 of you as West Bev alum 269 00:10:28,503 --> 00:10:30,297 because you only went here for what, like, a month? 270 00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:32,006 Oh, it's true, but once a West Bevvy, 271 00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:33,258 always a West Bevvy. Hi, guys. 272 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:34,717 (chuckles) 273 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:36,719 Besides, I was in town on a press tour, 274 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:39,514 and I heard it was homecoming, so home I came. 275 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:42,058 My agent thought it would be perfect fodder for my blog. 276 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:45,686 You have an agent and a press tour and a blog. 277 00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:46,854 Wow. Right? 278 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:49,065 Like, the life of a theater student at NYU 279 00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:51,901 who almost landed a role on Broadway is so exciting. 280 00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:53,570 But for some reason, 281 00:10:53,612 --> 00:10:56,990 I have, like, 212,000 regular readers. 282 00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:58,325 Whoo! 283 00:10:58,366 --> 00:10:59,534 Isn't it great? 284 00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:01,995 Yeah, it's so great, I want to kill myself. 285 00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:05,039 So... what have you been up to since high school? 286 00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:08,709 Oh, you know, uh, just keeping busy. 287 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:11,712 I should probably get back to it. 288 00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:15,133 Oh, my God. Jasper? 289 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,177 Who? Just another blast from the past. 290 00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:18,970 You know what, Emily? 291 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,805 Why don't you interview yourself? 292 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:24,892 I'm sure you'd be much better at it than I would. 293 00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:29,314 I can't believe 294 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,982 Naomi sent a private plane 295 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:33,067 to bring you back to high school. 296 00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:34,569 Well, when you use the words 297 00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:36,196 "Naomi" and "high school" in the same sentence, 298 00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:38,156 I think pretty much anything is believable. 299 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,241 Ooh. 300 00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:41,409 Plus, I needed to get out of town 301 00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:43,119 and clear my head, anyway. 302 00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:44,663 Why? What's wrong? 303 00:11:44,703 --> 00:11:47,332 Shane broke up with me for good. 304 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:48,542 What?! 305 00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:49,792 Yup. 306 00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:51,169 I'm so sorry, Teddy. 307 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:53,087 I don't know why, but I... 308 00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:56,007 I always thought he'd be the one. 309 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,217 I guess I always felt like he was 310 00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:59,844 the first guy you were truly crazy about since Ian. 311 00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:01,596 Yeah, well, when I got back to D.C. 312 00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:04,265 I tried to give it another shot, but... 313 00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:06,643 he ended it out of nowhere. 314 00:12:06,685 --> 00:12:08,269 But enough about me 315 00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:10,188 and my non-existent love life. 316 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,148 How's the baby-making stuff going? 317 00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:13,149 You taking good care of my sperm? 318 00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:15,360 That did not sound right. (chuckling) 319 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:17,278 It's great. 320 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,489 The doctor said I just need to pull the trigger 321 00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:21,949 and I'll be pregnant. 322 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:24,077 Which also doesn't sound right. 323 00:12:24,785 --> 00:12:26,287 Well, I am glad 324 00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:27,830 you're getting what you really want. 325 00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:30,749 One of us should. 326 00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:32,835 Hey, when we're out of tennis balls, 327 00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:34,128 you want to break into the high school 328 00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:35,963 and write "Shane is lame" all over the lockers? 329 00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:37,632 Totally. 330 00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:42,095 I, of course, am Gwen Thompson. 331 00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:45,432 President of the Ladies of West Bev Legacy Society. 332 00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:47,308 And it's my pleasure to introduce 333 00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:50,353 fellow West Bev-er Naomi Miller-Clark, 334 00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:53,690 who asked to make a very special presentation today. 335 00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:56,276 (cheering) 336 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:00,905 Thank you, Gwen. 337 00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:04,284 And thank you, West Beverly. 338 00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:05,577 It's so good to be back 339 00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:08,288 among the many, many people who love me. 340 00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:11,832 Everything I have-- my career, 341 00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:14,001 my husband, our subsequent wealth-- 342 00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:17,046 it's all because of my years at West Beverly. 343 00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:19,758 Which is why I decided... 344 00:13:19,798 --> 00:13:21,800 that I want to give a little something back. 345 00:13:21,842 --> 00:13:22,927 (chuckles) 346 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:25,305 And by "a little something," 347 00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:27,641 I mean a colossal new building. 348 00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:31,269 I hope you are as dazzled as I am 349 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:36,149 by the future... Miller-Clark Fashion Science Building. 350 00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:37,108 (applauding) 351 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,026 (Naomi gasps) 352 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:43,239 (applauding stops) 353 00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:45,366 (indistinct murmuring) 354 00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:54,041 ALEX: Welcome home, West Beverly Hills High Wildcats. 355 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:57,378 It's the Halftime Powder Puff Alumni Football game! 356 00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:59,589 Boys dressed as girls, and girls kicking ass. 357 00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:02,841 Come on, dude. Uh, okay, look. 358 00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:04,969 I never thought I'd say this in a million years, 359 00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:07,888 but right now, I'm actually pretty glad to be disabled. 360 00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:08,973 Come on, we used to do 361 00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:10,433 crazy stuff together like this all the time. 362 00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:12,602 What? What are you guys up for-- 363 00:14:12,644 --> 00:14:14,395 a pyramid, or a basic shoulder-sit? 364 00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:15,772 I'm down for whatever. 365 00:14:20,901 --> 00:14:22,069 GWEN: That was so unfortunate 366 00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:23,446 about the banner, Naomi. 367 00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:24,781 Wasn't it, Felicity? 368 00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:26,073 So unfortunate. 369 00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:28,660 But at least it'll give us all something to talk about 370 00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,119 at my banquet this evening. 371 00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:33,873 I cannot believe Felicity would stoop to something so... 372 00:14:33,914 --> 00:14:36,042 juvenile and unladylike. 373 00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:37,335 High school made us 374 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:40,254 the strong and successful women we are today. 375 00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:41,631 We didn't get there by rolling over 376 00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:45,134 and playing nice with the competition, did we? 377 00:14:49,347 --> 00:14:52,975 NAVID: West Beverly, ho! 378 00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:54,352 Beverly West, ho! 379 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,688 (laughing) 380 00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:02,610 Diet ginger ale, right? 381 00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:04,237 It's been a long time, Annie, 382 00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:07,031 but some things you, uh, you just never forget. 383 00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:09,701 I, uh... didn't expect to see you. 384 00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:11,160 Ever again. 385 00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:13,204 I've been in town for a couple months now, 386 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:17,500 and I've actually been meaning to call you... and Liam. 387 00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:19,711 I thought we could get together 388 00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:22,046 and talk about, uh, old times. 389 00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,632 Yeah, I'm not really interested in "old times." 390 00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:26,175 You know what? Neither am I. 391 00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:28,177 Especially when there's something a lot more interesting 392 00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:30,137 going on in the present. 393 00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:32,849 Look, that's actually what I wanted to talk to Liam about. 394 00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:35,059 Three years ago, you set his boat on fire. 395 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:37,311 I don't think he really wants to talk to you. 396 00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:38,897 Really? Because after he beat the crap out of me, 397 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,273 I kind of thought he owed me one. 398 00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:41,566 Just tell him 399 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:44,235 I have something I think he will want to see. 400 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:47,029 His future could depend on it. 401 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:49,866 Wait... Wait, what does that even mean? 402 00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:51,618 (helmets crashing, girl shrieks) 403 00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:54,913 Oof. 404 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,748 (whistle blowing) 405 00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:58,458 (girl groaning) 406 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:00,835 Naomi! 407 00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:01,961 Oh, sorry. 408 00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:03,254 You're supposed to blocking. 409 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,589 I thought this was supposed to be touch football. 410 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,340 Oops. 411 00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:09,218 FELICITY: She did that on purpose! 412 00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:10,970 That banner was an understatement. 413 00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:12,555 Poor Felicity. 414 00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:14,056 You're babbling, honey. 415 00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:15,683 Check in with the nurse, okay? 416 00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:18,394 And don't worry-- I will take over your banquet 417 00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:19,771 and make it unforgettable. 418 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:23,691 ANNOUNCER: Illegal use of the hands on the offense... 419 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,413 Shane. 420 00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:38,957 What are you doing here? 421 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,374 Sorry to bother you, but... 422 00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:41,584 I need to talk to Teddy. 423 00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,628 After the way you broke up with him, 424 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:46,297 I'm not sure Teddy wants to talk to you. 425 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,048 Is that what Teddy told you? 426 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:50,426 Silver, when Teddy got back to D.C., 427 00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:52,219 I told him I wanted a serious relationship. 428 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:53,429 No more living separate lives. 429 00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:55,055 He said he understood, 430 00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:56,891 and then just stopped returning my calls. 431 00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,810 What? Why would he do that? 432 00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:00,770 And why would he lie about it? 433 00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:02,188 I don't know. 434 00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:04,858 But I'd like a chance to talk to him and find out. 435 00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:08,068 It must be weird being back at high school 436 00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:09,904 after everyone in the world's seen your movie, huh? 437 00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:13,366 Uh, Corporate Invaders, not the other one. 438 00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:14,367 Yeah. 439 00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:15,743 Yeah, I got you. 440 00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:18,078 Yeah, I guess it's nice, uh, 441 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,789 going back and having 442 00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:21,541 all the teachers who used to hate me 443 00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:23,292 suddenly kissing my ass. 444 00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:24,251 (chuckles) 445 00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:25,628 You know, the Media Studies teacher 446 00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:26,963 actually asked me to come back and be a guest speaker. 447 00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:28,255 Really? Yeah. 448 00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:29,799 Because of Corporate Invaders, 449 00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:31,384 not the other one. 450 00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:33,219 I'm pretty sure. 451 00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:34,220 (chuckles) 452 00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:36,138 So, I guess Navid's little screwup 453 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,891 didn't ruin your life after all, huh? 454 00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:39,308 Do not ask me to forgive Navid. 455 00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:40,810 He crossed a line. I know. 456 00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:42,353 I know. I get it. 457 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,480 It's just, you know, of all the things in the world 458 00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:47,859 I wish I could leave behind, friends aren't one of them. 459 00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:49,652 (phone ringing) 460 00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:51,070 I bet it's the principal. 461 00:17:51,111 --> 00:17:53,698 She probably wants to name a wing after me. 462 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,282 Hello? 463 00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:57,076 DISPATCHER: 911, what's your emergency? 464 00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:58,369 Uh... 465 00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,662 LIAM: My name is Liam Court. 466 00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:01,581 Uh, I've just seen an accident. 467 00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:03,123 I'm sorry, I, uh... 468 00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:05,334 I think I made a mistake. 469 00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:18,556 NAOMI: Let's give a West Bev welcome 470 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,224 to Taio Cruz at the Playboy Mansion! 471 00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:23,728 ♪ I'm in a battle with my heartbeat ♪ 472 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:27,440 ♪ The more I struggle, the more I get deep ♪ 473 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:30,610 ♪ I go full-throttle down the dark streets ♪ 474 00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:36,156 ♪ And there is trouble ahead, I get weak... ♪ 475 00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:39,077 ♪ It's like I'm running through a red light ♪ 476 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:43,456 ♪ Girl, you know you make me weak... ♪ 477 00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:45,207 ♪ I should be hitting all the brake lights... ♪ 478 00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:48,335 Isn't Taio fantastic? 479 00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:51,297 Naomi Miller-Clark throws the best alumni event 480 00:18:51,338 --> 00:18:52,506 in the history of West Beverly. 481 00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:55,217 Did you actually just walk through your own party 482 00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:56,970 praising yourself in the third person? 483 00:18:57,011 --> 00:18:58,930 Someone's got to do it. 484 00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:01,515 I took that banquet that Felicity was going to throw 485 00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:03,851 in the school gym and turned it into the party of the century. 486 00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:05,728 Yeah. And I have so much more to do. 487 00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:06,854 After the band plays, 488 00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:08,564 I have to introduce the burlesque performers, 489 00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:10,149 kick off a lingerie fashion show for charity... 490 00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:12,234 Are you sure that it's worth doing all this 491 00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:13,820 just to get into a club? 492 00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,571 Yes, I am. 493 00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:18,116 And not just for my own healthy ego. 494 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,618 The connections I make with the West Bev Legacy Ladies 495 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,120 will help your career, too, honey. 496 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,412 Uh, my career doesn't need help. 497 00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:24,831 That was Bryce on the phone. 498 00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:26,248 The merger was approved. 499 00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:27,500 What?! But she needs me 500 00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:28,751 to get to the office 501 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,503 for an emergency meeting of the new board of directors. 502 00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:33,297 You'll miss my moment of triumph. 503 00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:34,924 You think I like leaving the Playboy Mansion 504 00:19:34,966 --> 00:19:36,634 before the lingerie show? 505 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:40,888 ♪ Girl, you know you make me weak... ♪ 506 00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:43,141 ♪ I should be hitting all the brake lights ♪ 507 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,101 ♪ Hold up, hold up, oh! ♪ 508 00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:48,562 ♪ Girl, you really turn me on-on-on-on... ♪ 509 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:52,108 ♪ You know you make my engine run-run-run-run... ♪ 510 00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:55,569 ♪ And there's no turning back 'cause we've gone too far ♪ 511 00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:58,197 ♪ I'll drive you like a fast car ♪ 512 00:19:58,238 --> 00:19:59,323 ♪ Go! Go! Go! ♪ 513 00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:01,117 ♪ Girl, you really turn me on-on-on-on... ♪ 514 00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:03,536 Hey. Hey. 515 00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:05,038 We need to talk. 516 00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:06,831 About how a being a gay guy at the Playboy Mansion 517 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:09,750 is like being a vegetarian at an all-you-can-eat ribs night? 518 00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:11,251 (chuckling) 519 00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:13,087 About why you lied to me about Shane. 520 00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:15,255 He didn't break up with you, did he? 521 00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:17,091 It's complicated. 522 00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:19,510 I don't want to talk about it. 523 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:22,763 Okay, don't talk to me. 524 00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:26,893 But... you're going to have to talk to Shane. 525 00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:30,813 You brought Shane? 526 00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:33,107 Silver, you had no right. 527 00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:35,860 I have "best friend rights," especially when I see you 528 00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:38,237 pushing away someone, that I know you care about, 529 00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:39,238 for no good reason. I have a reason. 530 00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:42,950 Then what is it? I'm scared, okay? 531 00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:45,285 The first relationship I had with a guy was a disaster. 532 00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:49,082 I put my heart out on the line and he completely betrayed me. 533 00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:50,457 Teddy, that was high school. 534 00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:51,500 Mm-hmm. 535 00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:53,086 Shane isn't Ian. 536 00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:55,504 And you can't live your life in fear. 537 00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:58,799 Gee, Silver, thanks. That was easy. 538 00:20:58,841 --> 00:21:00,718 Not everybody is like you. 539 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,846 You've been fearless since high school. 540 00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:05,056 I mean, even now, you find out 541 00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:06,390 you have the BRCA gene, 542 00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:09,018 you decide to have a baby and you barely break a sweat. 543 00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:12,271 You may not be scared of anything, 544 00:21:12,312 --> 00:21:13,355 but some of us are. 545 00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:14,648 Teddy... 546 00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:18,694 ♪ I'm in a battle with my heartbeat ♪ 547 00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:22,198 ♪ The more I struggle, the more I get deep ♪ 548 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:25,451 ♪ I go full-throttle down the dark streets ♪ 549 00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:30,039 ♪ And there is trouble ahead, I get... ♪ 550 00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:33,333 Well, it beats living in the back of a bar. 551 00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:34,710 What do you think? 552 00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:37,713 I think when Liam Court wants to skip the Playboy Mansion 553 00:21:37,755 --> 00:21:40,466 to check out an open house, there is something wrong. 554 00:21:40,507 --> 00:21:41,884 Nothing's wrong. 555 00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:45,596 By the way, would you mind putting your name on the lease? 556 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,056 Why? 557 00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:49,433 I just don't want anyone to know where I live. 558 00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:50,726 Like who? 559 00:21:50,768 --> 00:21:54,063 Uh, fans, stalker paparazzi. Anyone. 560 00:21:54,105 --> 00:21:55,940 Liam, you have a cop bodyguard to protect you, 561 00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:58,525 and I saw you being mobbed by a couple cute fans earlier 562 00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:00,360 and you weren't complaining. 563 00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:03,322 So, tell me-- who are you really hiding from? 564 00:22:03,363 --> 00:22:05,407 (sighs) 565 00:22:07,367 --> 00:22:08,702 Vanessa. 566 00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:10,412 If she is back, I will personally... 567 00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:13,499 She's dead. 568 00:22:13,540 --> 00:22:17,461 We got into a fight the night of Naomi's party. 569 00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:19,379 She tried to stop me from walking away, 570 00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:22,675 and she slipped and she fell. 571 00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:27,429 It was an accident... but I didn't try to help her. 572 00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:28,806 Oh, my God. 573 00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:30,474 I was sure that no one knew. 574 00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:33,060 But apparently someone does. 575 00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:36,063 First I got a letter, then the phone rang 576 00:22:36,105 --> 00:22:39,733 and someone played back the 911 call. 577 00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:42,486 I guess someone's been watching me for months. 578 00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:46,157 Okay, Jasper cornered me 579 00:22:46,199 --> 00:22:48,326 at the football game. 580 00:22:48,366 --> 00:22:50,911 He said that he's been back in town for a few months 581 00:22:50,953 --> 00:22:52,788 and he has something for you. 582 00:22:52,830 --> 00:22:54,623 He also said that you owed him. 583 00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:58,460 Jasper. 584 00:22:58,502 --> 00:23:00,462 That feels like it was a lifetime ago. 585 00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:01,922 Well, apparently, 586 00:23:01,964 --> 00:23:04,008 he's holding a grudge. 587 00:23:07,303 --> 00:23:09,055 And ambushing my ex-boyfriend at a high school reunion 588 00:23:09,096 --> 00:23:10,348 seemed like such a good idea. 589 00:23:10,388 --> 00:23:12,474 I'm sorry, I really thought I could get through to him. 590 00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:14,768 I swear, Teddy cares about you, Shane. 591 00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:17,771 He's just-- he's been hurt once, and I think he's scared. 592 00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:20,066 He didn't want anyone to see it. 593 00:23:20,107 --> 00:23:21,067 Silver? 594 00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:22,943 Vesta! 595 00:23:22,985 --> 00:23:24,362 Hi! 596 00:23:24,402 --> 00:23:25,612 What are you doing here? 597 00:23:25,654 --> 00:23:26,739 We're the entertainment for tonight. 598 00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:27,907 What? Yeah. 599 00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:29,200 Please tell me you've changed your mind, 600 00:23:29,242 --> 00:23:30,617 you're gonna dance with us. 601 00:23:30,659 --> 00:23:31,702 No. My God, no. 602 00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:33,204 There's, like-- my entire high school class 603 00:23:33,246 --> 00:23:34,955 is here tonight, so never gonna happen. 604 00:23:34,997 --> 00:23:36,832 Right. Because like you said, 605 00:23:36,874 --> 00:23:39,835 you only pretend to be fearless. 606 00:23:41,795 --> 00:23:43,339 Vesta, wait. 607 00:23:43,381 --> 00:23:45,883 Don't give up on Teddy just yet, okay? 608 00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:47,968 I have an idea. 609 00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:51,597 Unforgettable. 610 00:23:51,638 --> 00:23:54,350 Dude, look, I mean, you probably don't remember me 611 00:23:54,392 --> 00:23:58,938 from high school, okay, but you cannot forget Adrianna, okay? 612 00:23:58,979 --> 00:24:00,480 No, dude, she's a star. 613 00:24:00,522 --> 00:24:02,524 Okay, well, then let me prove it to you. 614 00:24:02,566 --> 00:24:04,110 Meet me at the alumni event, 615 00:24:04,151 --> 00:24:06,279 and I'll-I'll show you a sample of her work. 616 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:11,158 Yeah, yeah, I'm putting it together right now. 617 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,702 ♪ You push me back against the wall ♪ 618 00:24:13,744 --> 00:24:15,288 That's my girl, man. 619 00:24:15,329 --> 00:24:17,373 ♪ The time has come to pay... ♪ 620 00:24:17,415 --> 00:24:19,457 I'm telling you, you will not believe your eyes. 621 00:24:19,499 --> 00:24:20,584 (chuckles) 622 00:24:29,093 --> 00:24:31,178 I know I don't. 623 00:24:35,599 --> 00:24:38,560 Are you ready for the best alumni event ever? 624 00:24:38,602 --> 00:24:41,897 Please give a warm West Beverly welcome 625 00:24:41,939 --> 00:24:44,900 to Vesta and her Belles of Burlesque. 626 00:24:44,942 --> 00:24:48,446 (cheering) 627 00:24:48,486 --> 00:24:50,572 ♪ ♪ 628 00:24:53,951 --> 00:24:55,953 You hired a bunch of sexy girls 629 00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:57,955 to perform at the Playboy Mansion? 630 00:24:57,997 --> 00:25:00,207 Yeah, that's like bringing sand to the beach. 631 00:25:00,249 --> 00:25:01,959 Overkill is my trademark. 632 00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:04,711 I bet the Ladies have never seen anything like this. 633 00:25:07,047 --> 00:25:10,301 I have. 634 00:25:36,076 --> 00:25:37,328 Hey, has anyone seen...? 635 00:25:37,370 --> 00:25:38,329 Silver? 636 00:25:38,371 --> 00:25:39,246 No, Jasper. 637 00:25:39,288 --> 00:25:40,747 No, Silver. On stage. Now. 638 00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:45,961 (gasps) 639 00:26:08,984 --> 00:26:10,944 (cheering) 640 00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:13,072 (music ends) 641 00:26:22,956 --> 00:26:24,333 (applause) 642 00:26:24,375 --> 00:26:26,626 What's a high school reunion without a few surprises, huh? 643 00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:27,753 You were amazing. 644 00:26:27,794 --> 00:26:29,129 You have to teach me those moves later. 645 00:26:29,171 --> 00:26:31,257 But right now, I got to go put on a fashion show. 646 00:26:31,298 --> 00:26:32,258 (chuckles) 647 00:26:32,299 --> 00:26:35,219 Hey, you missed it. 648 00:26:35,261 --> 00:26:36,803 Oh, I missed it, too. 649 00:26:36,845 --> 00:26:37,888 (chuckles) 650 00:26:37,930 --> 00:26:40,182 I'm gonna go cry on a Bunny's shoulder. 651 00:26:40,224 --> 00:26:43,727 I can't believe Silver's been secretly burlesque dancing. 652 00:26:43,769 --> 00:26:45,354 Yeah, well, apparently she's not 653 00:26:45,396 --> 00:26:47,273 the only one keeping a secret, huh? 654 00:26:47,314 --> 00:26:48,524 We need to talk. 655 00:26:51,985 --> 00:26:53,946 You know, something tells me that was not the first time 656 00:26:53,987 --> 00:26:55,030 you've done that. 657 00:26:55,072 --> 00:26:57,824 I've been dancing for a few months now. 658 00:26:57,866 --> 00:26:59,493 But tonight is the first night 659 00:26:59,535 --> 00:27:01,661 that I let people know the truth. 660 00:27:03,414 --> 00:27:05,999 Teddy, I've never been fearless. 661 00:27:06,041 --> 00:27:08,210 I just found a way to pretend. 662 00:27:08,252 --> 00:27:09,503 I wanted to show you that. 663 00:27:09,545 --> 00:27:11,088 I mean, sometimes you just got to 664 00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:14,425 stop pretending and put yourself out there. 665 00:27:14,467 --> 00:27:19,054 It can be scary, but it can also turn out really amazing. 666 00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:38,491 Is everything okay? 667 00:27:38,532 --> 00:27:41,118 I know what happened between you and Taylor. 668 00:27:43,036 --> 00:27:44,455 Dixon, I am so sorry. 669 00:27:44,497 --> 00:27:46,499 Okay, when I slept with Taylor, 670 00:27:46,540 --> 00:27:47,874 you and I weren't even together. 671 00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:49,335 And then when he showed up in L.A., 672 00:27:49,376 --> 00:27:50,336 things just kind of happened. 673 00:27:50,377 --> 00:27:51,962 Whoa, whoa. 674 00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:53,464 Slept with? 675 00:27:53,506 --> 00:27:55,757 You said you knew about me and Taylor. 676 00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:58,135 Yeah, I saw the rehearsal video. 677 00:27:58,177 --> 00:27:59,886 Dixon, okay... 678 00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:01,639 No, no, no, there's nothing to talk about. 679 00:28:01,679 --> 00:28:03,390 It's done. 680 00:28:06,477 --> 00:28:08,562 ♪ ♪ 681 00:28:19,239 --> 00:28:23,536 Okay, remember, this is a lingerie show for charity, 682 00:28:23,577 --> 00:28:26,121 so the more you take off, the more we take in. 683 00:28:26,163 --> 00:28:27,247 Sorry to interrupt. 684 00:28:27,289 --> 00:28:30,708 I wanted to say that I am impressed. 685 00:28:30,750 --> 00:28:35,422 It's not official yet, but, uh, after the lingerie show, 686 00:28:35,464 --> 00:28:37,757 I just may teach you the secret handshake. 687 00:28:37,799 --> 00:28:38,800 Gwen, really? 688 00:28:38,842 --> 00:28:40,302 Oh, my God, I don't know what to say. 689 00:28:40,344 --> 00:28:43,263 Well, don't cry; your mascara will run. 690 00:28:45,057 --> 00:28:47,518 Have you seen my diamond-studded peep toes? 691 00:28:49,895 --> 00:28:53,232 What the hell are you doing to my shoes?! 692 00:28:53,273 --> 00:28:55,859 Hey! 693 00:28:55,901 --> 00:28:57,903 You're the one who ruined my banner, aren't you? 694 00:28:57,944 --> 00:28:59,905 Felicity will stop at nothing to destroy me. 695 00:28:59,946 --> 00:29:01,073 What is she paying you? 696 00:29:01,114 --> 00:29:03,075 Oh, nobody had to pay me. 697 00:29:03,116 --> 00:29:04,618 I'd happily ruin your life for free, 698 00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:05,911 just like you did mine. 699 00:29:05,952 --> 00:29:07,496 I don't even know who you are. 700 00:29:07,538 --> 00:29:09,665 Really? 701 00:29:09,707 --> 00:29:12,251 Does the name Reece Turner ring a bell? 702 00:29:14,169 --> 00:29:15,295 Obese Reece? 703 00:29:16,547 --> 00:29:18,382 Oh, my God, you were huge in high school. 704 00:29:18,424 --> 00:29:21,218 And you were the skinny bitch who stole my clothes 705 00:29:21,260 --> 00:29:24,763 during gym class, forcing me to run across the entire school 706 00:29:24,804 --> 00:29:27,266 to the principal's office completely naked. 707 00:29:27,307 --> 00:29:29,935 Okay. 708 00:29:29,976 --> 00:29:32,145 Yes, I did that. 709 00:29:32,187 --> 00:29:33,439 And I deserve 710 00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,941 to break a heel and fall on my ass in front of everyone. 711 00:29:35,982 --> 00:29:37,693 But, Reece, that was high school; people change. 712 00:29:37,735 --> 00:29:38,611 Especially you. 713 00:29:38,652 --> 00:29:39,903 I mean, honey, you look fantastic. 714 00:29:39,945 --> 00:29:42,448 You're right, I do. 715 00:29:42,489 --> 00:29:45,784 And today was supposed to be my triumphant return. 716 00:29:45,825 --> 00:29:47,077 At the tree dedication ceremony, 717 00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:49,037 I was going to unveil the new me. 718 00:29:49,079 --> 00:29:50,664 Sexy. 719 00:29:50,706 --> 00:29:52,416 Confident. 720 00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:56,086 100% Naomi Clark free. 721 00:29:56,128 --> 00:29:58,464 I canceled your tree ceremony to dedicate my building 722 00:29:58,505 --> 00:30:00,006 to get into the Alumni Club. 723 00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:01,216 Reece, I'm sorry. 724 00:30:01,258 --> 00:30:02,926 How could you be? 725 00:30:02,968 --> 00:30:05,429 You've never felt embarrassed in your entire life. 726 00:30:05,471 --> 00:30:09,600 If anyone deserves to be in that snotty club, it's you. 727 00:30:09,642 --> 00:30:12,978 You'll always be the biggest bitch at West Beverly High. 728 00:30:14,396 --> 00:30:17,065 Reece, wait! 729 00:30:17,107 --> 00:30:20,193 ♪ ♪ 730 00:30:21,695 --> 00:30:22,780 How much do you want? 731 00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:24,698 I don't know what you're talking about. 732 00:30:24,740 --> 00:30:25,783 Oh, I think you do. 733 00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:27,200 You're still pissed that I beat you up, 734 00:30:27,242 --> 00:30:28,702 so you've been following me around. 735 00:30:28,744 --> 00:30:30,537 Jasper, you said you've been trying to get to Liam for months 736 00:30:30,579 --> 00:30:31,830 because you have something he needs to see. 737 00:30:31,871 --> 00:30:33,873 Yeah, this. 738 00:30:40,756 --> 00:30:42,382 This is a screenplay. 739 00:30:42,424 --> 00:30:43,925 Yeah, I'm in film school. 740 00:30:43,967 --> 00:30:45,051 I just won a big award, 741 00:30:45,093 --> 00:30:46,970 and I'm trying to get my first real movie made. 742 00:30:47,012 --> 00:30:48,764 My dad said he will finance it 743 00:30:48,806 --> 00:30:51,891 if I get a bankable actor for the lead. 744 00:30:51,933 --> 00:30:53,560 The first scene starts with 745 00:30:53,602 --> 00:30:56,438 a sleazy drug dealer all bloodied up on the pier. 746 00:30:56,480 --> 00:31:00,108 He's pretty messed up, until he discovers 747 00:31:00,150 --> 00:31:02,902 a talent that turns his life around. 748 00:31:02,944 --> 00:31:04,530 Like writing? 749 00:31:04,571 --> 00:31:05,864 It worked for me. 750 00:31:05,905 --> 00:31:07,783 I took all my past mistakes, 751 00:31:07,825 --> 00:31:09,702 turned them into something positive. 752 00:31:09,743 --> 00:31:11,286 Look, Liam, 753 00:31:11,328 --> 00:31:15,165 I did a lot of stuff that I can't take back. 754 00:31:15,207 --> 00:31:16,625 So did you. 755 00:31:16,667 --> 00:31:17,626 But I'm willing 756 00:31:17,668 --> 00:31:18,794 to let it all go. 757 00:31:18,836 --> 00:31:20,337 Forgive and forget. 758 00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:22,381 But, hey, if-if you're not... 759 00:31:22,422 --> 00:31:24,800 No. 760 00:31:24,842 --> 00:31:26,635 I'll take a look. 761 00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:30,138 NAOMI: And now, 762 00:31:30,180 --> 00:31:33,475 for our lingerie fashion show finale, 763 00:31:33,517 --> 00:31:36,436 West Beverly's very own Reece Turner! 764 00:31:36,478 --> 00:31:39,439 Everyone, isn't she beautiful? 765 00:31:39,481 --> 00:31:41,567 (cheering) 766 00:31:47,072 --> 00:31:48,365 (mouthing) 767 00:31:53,286 --> 00:31:56,331 And for my final gift... 768 00:32:04,005 --> 00:32:06,925 Well, I guess I have everyone's attention, don't I? 769 00:32:06,966 --> 00:32:08,134 (music stops) 770 00:32:08,176 --> 00:32:11,388 My true gift to West Beverly... 771 00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:13,014 is an apology, 772 00:32:13,056 --> 00:32:16,685 to anyone who I ever made 773 00:32:16,727 --> 00:32:22,399 to feel awkward or embarrassed or vulnerable. 774 00:32:22,441 --> 00:32:25,444 Standing here right now, I know how that feels. 775 00:32:25,485 --> 00:32:29,155 I've done a lot of things that I'm not proud of. 776 00:32:29,197 --> 00:32:31,575 And I can't take those things back. 777 00:32:31,617 --> 00:32:36,705 I've learned that being popular, being prom queen, 778 00:32:36,747 --> 00:32:40,125 joining the most elite club in the city-- 779 00:32:40,166 --> 00:32:44,671 none of that matters if you have to step on people to get there. 780 00:32:44,713 --> 00:32:47,382 I know this because I'm not the same girl 781 00:32:47,424 --> 00:32:50,803 that I was in high school, and I'm glad. 782 00:32:50,844 --> 00:32:54,640 Because high school... 783 00:32:54,681 --> 00:32:56,767 was really lame. 784 00:32:56,809 --> 00:32:58,351 So, here I stand, 785 00:32:58,393 --> 00:33:01,897 a former bitch, asking for your forgiveness. 786 00:33:01,939 --> 00:33:05,484 Please don't let the message get lost 787 00:33:05,525 --> 00:33:07,569 just because I'm physically perfect. 788 00:33:08,654 --> 00:33:10,530 WOMAN: Not good enough! 789 00:33:10,572 --> 00:33:14,534 Another option would be to take the thousands of dollars 790 00:33:14,576 --> 00:33:16,745 of passed hors d'oeuvres and throw them at me. 791 00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:19,915 Whoo-hoo! 792 00:33:19,957 --> 00:33:21,333 Ow! 793 00:33:21,374 --> 00:33:22,459 (gasping, laughter) 794 00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:24,461 ♪ ♪ 795 00:33:24,503 --> 00:33:26,087 Oh, my God! 796 00:33:28,381 --> 00:33:30,968 We should do something, right? 797 00:33:31,009 --> 00:33:33,512 I know. We should totally help. 798 00:33:33,553 --> 00:33:35,931 That is for when you texted pictures of me 799 00:33:35,973 --> 00:33:37,307 hooking up with Mark Driscott 800 00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:39,935 out to the whole school! 801 00:33:52,531 --> 00:33:55,909 Naomi's apology kind of stole my thunder, huh? 802 00:33:55,951 --> 00:33:57,703 Oh... I think throwing deviled eggs at Naomi 803 00:33:57,744 --> 00:33:59,245 is my new best high school memory, 804 00:33:59,287 --> 00:34:02,248 but you were the hottest act of the night. 805 00:34:02,290 --> 00:34:04,125 Oh, well... 806 00:34:04,167 --> 00:34:06,336 Teddy told me how you... you always give him 807 00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:08,046 the courage to be himself. 808 00:34:08,087 --> 00:34:09,673 I can't tell you how grateful I am for that. 809 00:34:09,715 --> 00:34:11,090 You're a good friend, Silver. 810 00:34:11,132 --> 00:34:14,052 And you are going to be an incredible mother. Oh. 811 00:34:14,093 --> 00:34:15,804 Wow, I didn't know you were pregnant. 812 00:34:15,846 --> 00:34:17,347 I'm not, yet. 813 00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:19,933 But I will be soon, thanks to Teddy. 814 00:34:21,393 --> 00:34:22,352 She means 'cause I... 815 00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:24,521 donated sperm. 816 00:34:24,563 --> 00:34:27,482 Talk about a good friend. Come here. 817 00:34:27,524 --> 00:34:29,192 All right, I'll see you guys before you leave for D.C.? 818 00:34:29,234 --> 00:34:30,193 Yeah. 819 00:34:30,235 --> 00:34:31,653 Hey, maybe we'll go dancing. 820 00:34:31,695 --> 00:34:33,655 I'll take you up on that. 821 00:34:37,409 --> 00:34:39,536 You and Silver are having a baby together? 822 00:34:39,578 --> 00:34:41,079 Kind of. 823 00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:42,330 Not exactly. 824 00:34:42,372 --> 00:34:43,749 It's kind of hard to explain. 825 00:34:43,790 --> 00:34:45,792 Yeah, I bet. 826 00:34:45,834 --> 00:34:48,670 Look, I think this is something we need to talk about. 827 00:34:55,385 --> 00:34:57,387 Dixon, I am so sorry. 828 00:34:57,429 --> 00:34:59,431 Just get out, all right? 829 00:34:59,472 --> 00:35:01,725 I will. 830 00:35:01,767 --> 00:35:02,935 Look... 831 00:35:02,976 --> 00:35:06,855 I know what I did was horrible, 832 00:35:06,897 --> 00:35:09,858 and I understand if you never want to see me again. 833 00:35:09,900 --> 00:35:12,193 Oh, I'm gonna see you again. 834 00:35:12,235 --> 00:35:13,987 Tomorrow at our recording session. 835 00:35:14,029 --> 00:35:16,364 What? 836 00:35:16,406 --> 00:35:17,991 Do you think just because you cheated on me 837 00:35:18,033 --> 00:35:19,785 that you'll be able to walk out on my new company? 838 00:35:19,826 --> 00:35:21,578 You signed a contract, 839 00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:23,956 which gives me full control of your music. 840 00:35:23,997 --> 00:35:25,040 I own you. 841 00:35:33,048 --> 00:35:34,299 Oh, and, uh... 842 00:35:34,340 --> 00:35:35,968 I thought of a name for the company. 843 00:35:37,302 --> 00:35:40,472 "Unfaithful Records." 844 00:35:40,513 --> 00:35:43,558 Got a nice ring to it, doesn't it? 845 00:35:50,231 --> 00:35:51,441 Max? 846 00:35:51,483 --> 00:35:52,609 When did you get home? 847 00:35:52,651 --> 00:35:55,320 Right after the new board of directors 848 00:35:55,361 --> 00:35:58,657 voted unanimously to approve the merger. 849 00:35:58,698 --> 00:36:01,242 And then they voted to fire me. 850 00:36:01,284 --> 00:36:03,495 What? Well, it turns out 851 00:36:03,536 --> 00:36:05,872 Bryce engineered the merger so that I would lose 852 00:36:05,914 --> 00:36:08,125 my majority stockholder status. 853 00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:11,128 And then she convinced the new board of directors 854 00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:13,421 that the company had outgrown me. 855 00:36:13,463 --> 00:36:14,840 But she can't do that. 856 00:36:14,881 --> 00:36:16,382 You're the one who hired her. 857 00:36:16,424 --> 00:36:18,343 Actually, that was you. 858 00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:34,609 ANNIE: Some of the biggest mistakes you make in life 859 00:36:34,651 --> 00:36:37,112 are out of love. 860 00:36:37,154 --> 00:36:40,239 The first time Patterson whisked me away in a helicopter 861 00:36:40,281 --> 00:36:43,201 for a private picnic, I thought I might be in love. 862 00:36:43,242 --> 00:36:45,620 But after our first night together, 863 00:36:45,662 --> 00:36:49,708 I woke up and found a check for $10,000. 864 00:36:49,749 --> 00:36:53,419 And I knew love had a price. 865 00:36:57,924 --> 00:37:00,802 Some guy wants to talk to you. You want me to get rid of him? 866 00:37:02,929 --> 00:37:04,556 Nah, I'll take care of it. 867 00:37:04,597 --> 00:37:07,017 Okay. I'll wait in the car. 868 00:37:07,059 --> 00:37:08,977 Thank you. 869 00:37:11,938 --> 00:37:14,482 Hey, it was, uh, quite the homecoming, huh? 870 00:37:16,359 --> 00:37:18,737 Really made me think. About Silver naked? 871 00:37:18,778 --> 00:37:19,863 (laughs) 872 00:37:19,905 --> 00:37:21,656 Yeah, don't remind me. 873 00:37:21,698 --> 00:37:24,201 Look, I get that you might hate me forever. 874 00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:27,120 And that there's really nothing I can do about it... 875 00:37:27,162 --> 00:37:29,247 but this. 876 00:37:31,083 --> 00:37:32,709 What is that? 877 00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:34,753 Well, I released a very private sex tape of you. 878 00:37:34,794 --> 00:37:36,129 It's only fair that you get the chance 879 00:37:36,171 --> 00:37:37,380 to do the same thing to me. 880 00:37:37,422 --> 00:37:39,591 You made a sex tape? 881 00:37:39,632 --> 00:37:42,385 Okay, really it's just my bar mitzvah video. 882 00:37:42,427 --> 00:37:44,470 Uh... dirtiest thing on there is my grandmother kissing me 883 00:37:44,512 --> 00:37:47,306 on the mouth for... well, it felt like a full minute. 884 00:37:47,348 --> 00:37:50,185 Hey, I know it was a lame gesture, but... 885 00:37:50,227 --> 00:37:52,353 it's all I got. 886 00:37:54,064 --> 00:37:56,357 Thanks for not beating the crap out of me 887 00:37:56,399 --> 00:37:57,609 like you did to Jasper. 888 00:38:01,947 --> 00:38:04,657 Hey. 889 00:38:06,451 --> 00:38:08,286 I need somebody to live here and, uh, 890 00:38:08,327 --> 00:38:09,996 keep an eye on this place. 891 00:38:10,038 --> 00:38:13,208 So, um... would you be interested? 892 00:38:14,126 --> 00:38:17,170 Uh... really? 893 00:38:17,212 --> 00:38:20,215 Yeah. 894 00:38:20,257 --> 00:38:24,719 Believe me, right now, I need all the friends I can get. 63584

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