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Previously on 90210:
It's probably

just nerves
waking up.
You should probably
see a doctor.

There's no way in hell
I'm letting

anything get in the way of this.

Do you think we could
talk about stuff?

Talk about what?
Our relationship

is important to me.

And my career's important to me.

Have a great show.
DIXON:
Have you seen Ade?

I was actually looking
around for Silver.

Can't believe she's not here.

I guess the problems that Dixon
and I had before the accident

never really went away.
Now you're
fighting things

that maybe you should
just go with.

So, what do you think?

It's pretty great, huh?

If I can do this with
some little clam shack...
Hey, I'm sorry.

This is really great.
Have you seen Liam?

I got to talk to him
about something.

You have no right to judge me.
You don't even know me.

And you don't know me.

YOUNG MAN:
You will not believe
what I just got vid of.

That actor guy
totally doing some chick.

This is a private club. We don't
allow video of our customers.

It's Liam.
DIXON:
Is that his teacher?

This guy is unbelievable.
NAOMI: The busboy's not
your only fan.

Annie, go talk to him.
ANNIE:
I will go...

and have a drink with him.

So, where's your man,
the world traveler?

Colin is stuck at work.
I can sit
here and just

spit out some crap I read
in travel and leisure for you.

NAOMI:
Alec knew exactly where I was.

COLIN:
He's been using your GPS

to track your location.

You'd like to
reverse this pathway

and you have access
to his e-mail account.

Someone who really knew what
the hell they were doing hacked

into our secure server.
This could sink us.

I hacked into
the wife's mobile phone.

Candy from a baby.

♪ ♪

Are you sure
no one can see us?

Well, the window's
fogged up.

Maybe we should
move this off campus.

I can't. I've got class
in ten minutes.

(car horn beeps)

Great.

Why don't we just go make out
on the steps of Kappa Gamma?

Yeah, why don't we?

I told you...

I'm a professor,
you're a student.

There are rules
about these things.

Actually, I looked it up
in the handbook.

You can't have a relationship
with your student.

But I'm not your student.

I transferred classes.

I don't know what's hotter--

that you read the handbook
or that you're trying to get me

on a technicality.
Look, it may not

be wrong, but it looks wrong.

I don't like
all this sneaking around.

I've been in these
situations before.

They never end well.

I'm not saying we'll
keep it secret forever.

Just until we figure out
what exactly this is.

So we have to sneak around L.A.,
but what about Santa Barbara?

I have to go
to Phenomi-con this weekend

to help promote my movie.
You should come.

That's a comic
book convention.

There's gonna be college
kids all over the place.

Not to mention reporters.

I'll see you when
you get back.

And, hey, maybe while you're
gone, I'll buy a bigger car.

(laughs) Yeah.

ALEC:
The breach came from outside

our network, but
it wasn't hacked.

Someone logged in
using an admin clearance?

Before we could
lock it down,

they copied the B server
with the R.A.D. engine.

NAOMI:
Any chance this is

geek speak for "everything's
gonna be just fine?"

(sighs) Well, you know
the video game

that we've been
working on with Liam?

Right, so I
created a special

graphics engine for it that
converts a cell-phone photo

that you take of yourself
into a digital avatar,

and then you can play
with it in the game.

It's unlike anything
that's ever been done before.

Now it's
been stolen.

So it's just gone.
You can't use it?

The video game
business

is all about being first.

So if whoever stole it
finds a way

to market it before we do,
then we're screwed.

I just...

I don't understand
how this happened.

I think I do.

The other night
at the club opening, I was...

distracted.

I left my phone at the
bar for a few minutes.

If someone cloned it, they'd
have all my security clearances.

How exactly were you distracted?

You know what?

Who cares whose fault it is?

What matters is how we fix it.

If being first is a big deal,
then release the game now.

I mean, Liam's gonna be at that
nerd convention. Do it there.

Honey, that's sweet,
but it's not that simple.

Phenomi-con starts tomorrow.

I mean, we were gonna be lucky
if we got the game

ready in time for Christmas.
It's-it's not gonna work.

We can't get the whole game
ready for Phenomi-con,

but we might be able
to finish a demo.

Then, no matter what happens,
we'll still be first, right?

What do
you think?

I mean, if we're gonna get
the codes finished in time,

it's gonna take all night.

I'm gonna need

all three of us
working together.

I'm in.

Me, too.

Oh, hey.
Are you here

to lecture me again on what

a shallow person
I turned out to be?

I get that you're pissed
about what I said

the other night at the club,
and I'll admit...

I was wrong.

And I'm here to apologize.

(laughs) Really?

Yeah, and you should feel

honored, too, because I almost
never apologize.

Then again, I'm almost
never wrong.

So...
Well, your sincerity
is touching.

Look, Annie, the truth is,
is that we were having

a good time the other night.

And then Rand McNally showed up

and I got jealous.

It's...
it's because I-I like you.

I don't know what to say.

How about,
"Hey, I like you, too,

so take me back to your place
and let's rotate those tires."

Riley!

Okay.
(laughs) Look...

I appreciate your honesty.

I do, but I still want to give
things a chance with Colin.

Wait... you want to be
with that guy, fine,

but I still think
he's a tool.
Stop it.

I'm serious.
"Oh, I used to drink espresso

in Paris after doing laps around
the Leaning Tower of Pisa."

What?

If you're going to date
that guy, you might want

to hire a fact checker.
And what?

You're the perfect guy?

You're a selfish,
hotheaded ego maniac.

Did you just call me "hot"?

(sighs)
I like Colin.

He's a nice guy, and that
may sound shallow to you,

but I have a long history
of dating the wrong guy,

and I'm not making
that mistake again.

Okay.

I get it.

You have fun
with Mr. Right, okay?

I'm gonna go rotate
my own tires.

(sighs)

♪ ♪

Hey!

I know why
you're here.

You do?

Yeah, you saw
that blog online

that said my club
was off the chain.

You came to congratulate me.

That's definitely it.
Congratulations.

But it's time to take
the training wheels off.

I'm making plans for, uh,
Pop Ups in Chicago, New York.

Once we get established there,
I'm thinking Europe.

Uh, people have no idea how big
the club scene is in Greece.

Yeah, I hear it's
really "off the chain."

Hey, there you are!

You're going to

Phenomi-con this weekend, right?
LIAM: Well...

if by "going," you mean
"contractually obligated,"

then yes. Why?

I was thinking about meeting up
with some people from the crew

of Corporate Invaders.
Can I ride with you?

Yeah, sounds good.
We'll, uh, take the bike.

SILVER:
Yeah.
Oh, hey, Liam, uh...

we-we were just talking
about the Pop Up, uh...

Oh, and that reminds me.

Did I see your professor
from C.U. here the other night?

I... don't think so.
You sure?

'Cause someone said they saw
the two of you coming

from the back kitchen together.

Wow, that's oddly specific.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure if I saw
my teacher in real life,

I would remember.
I used to have nightmares

about that in grade school.
Hey, if we're gonna go to

Phenomi-con, I should
probably work on my bike,

so I'll pick you up
in the morning.

Thanks.

Hey, he's acting
a little weird.

Don't you think?
Eh, I don't know.

Sometimes I feel like
Hollywood's gone to his head.

Mmm, mmm.
Unlike Navid Shirazi

who's the same club-promoting
player he was in high school.

♪ ♪

(Dixon laughs)

Baby, you got
to check this video

Navid sent me from the Pop Up.
I'm telling you,

you get to see
everything you missed.

Yeah, well, you've been talking
about it so much,

I feel like I was there.

Okay, look, babe,
I know you're mad at me

for snapping at you
at the Pop Up, okay?

But you got to understand
I had a lot going on.

Yeah, your big comeback.

No, it...

Yeah, and-and other stuff.

Other stuff?

Oh, that explains
everything.

Thank you.

Can we please not talk
about this right now?

You know what?

We don't even have
to talk about it at all.

Wait, where you going? I thought
we was gonna watch the video.

I'll watch it later, okay?

I have to go to the store. We're
out of milk and "other stuff."

(knocking on door)

Hey.

I've got ten minutes.

(theme music playing)

Okay... (gasps)

Welcome to the hack-a-thon!

Honey, this is amazing.
(laughs)

You know,
we really could've

pulled an all-nighter
at the office.

Nonsense-- these little geeks
are going to be working

till the wee hours
to get ready for Phenomi-con.

If you want
to maximize production,

you have to incentivize!

Ergonomic chairs.

Monitors with glare filters
to reduce eye strain.

Ludwig will make
drinks to order

and give everything
a double shot of guarana.

The DJ has been instructed to
give a steady, driving beat.

And there's a pound of cocaine
on the kitchen counter.

Kidding. (laughs)

I just hope this works.

Our R.A.D. engine

is still buggy, so we got
to run a special algorithm

to stabilize it, and that kind
of thing usually takes weeks.

You can focus on the math.

I will focus on the morale.

Mwah!

Wow, talk about incentive.

ALEC:
I had to pull some strings,

but I got us a convention
room for tomorrow.

Great, now we can focus
on the presentation.

First, I got
to ask you something.

Um, after everything between us,
why'd you cover for me with Max?

Look, Alec, I don't
have an angle.

I was the one distracting you
when you lost your phone

and neither of us
want Max to know that.

But despite what
you might think,

I actually want what's best
for this company.

Well, thanks.

Let's not braid
each other's hair just yet.

Hey, who's this guy?

Oh, I invited him.

He's Annie's little
computer nerd Colin.

Thank you so much for coming.

You know code?
Hey, uh, sure, yeah.

I work in I.T.
at an insurance company.

Okay, well, uh, grab some coffee
and check in with Max.

He'll tell you
what he needs.

Good.
All right.

Hey, I'm really sorry
that this is so last-minute.

No, this will be fun.

When I worked in Sydney,
we'd write code all night

and in the mornings
we'd go diving

off the Great
Barrier Reef.

Oh, that sounds amazing,
but, um,

isn't the Great Barrier Reef
in Queensland?

Yeah.

That's what I meant,
Queensland.

I'm gonna get some coffee.
(laughs)

Silver just texted.
She's ready to go.

One of you guys lock up for me?

Yep, you know me,
always got your back.

Thanks, man.
Later!

Hey, you think
they're gonna hook up?

Dude, you just opened
your first successful club.

You should be up to
your elbows in hot tail.

Why do you care?
Liam should have
the guts to tell me,

that's all. And I'm worried
Silver's gonna get hurt.

And he's clearly lying
to her about his professor...

Why can't you see
what a jerk he is?

He's a jerk 'cause he wants
to sleep with two girls?

I know a lot of jerks.

Yeah, I told you
about that video I took

from that kid
at the Pop Up, right?

The sex tape?

You're not gonna do
anything with that.

You're too nice a guy.

You're right. I am.

And that's why
I'm gonna show it to Silver

and prove that Liam's lying.

Before she does
something she'll regret.

Hey, dude.
Where you going?

Phenomi-con.

Phenomi...?

He is obsessed

with Liam and Silver.
What's new?

I'm telling you, man,
Liam did a number on him.

You don't mess with
another guy's girl.

You don't.

So, what are you doing here?

Oh, uh, I'm just picking up
the rest of my equipment.

You mind helping me out
a little?
Yeah, yeah, sure.

Thanks. Oh, uh, by the way,
what'd you think of the set?

I had to step out for a while.

Um, I heard
it was great, though.

Damn, dude.

Adrianna missed it, too.

I don't know, I...

I kind of snapped at her.
She left.

Well, it was
a big night for you.

No, no, man.
I-I've been

kind of being
being a jerk lately.

(sighs) We got into another
argument this morning.

It-it just sucks.

You know? It really does.
I really wanted her to see it.

She's, like, the most important
person in the world to me.

(air horn blares)

What the...?

Listen up, everybody!

I know it's 3:30 in the morning
and you're all exhausted,

which is why I'm rolling
out the big guns.

From here on out, when you
finish a line of code,

you will get three
minutes in the chair

with my certified
massage therapist, Gigi.

LINDSEY:
Annie?

You're here late.

Oh, hi,
Professor Beckwith.

My friend Naomi lives nearby and
we're pulling an all-nighter.

The guy I'm seeing
wanted Brain Shock,

and this is
the closest place open.

What are you still doing here?

Grading papers
in my office.

Exciting weekend, huh?
(laughs)

Oh, hey, I've been
meaning to thank you

for helping my friend Liam
with his contract problem.

Right. Liam.

Nice guy.

Yeah, maybe too nice.

He let his
business partner-slash-

girlfriend-slash-psycho bitch
walk all over him.

Not that you needed
to know that.

I'm... just had
way too much caffeine.

It's okay, um...

She was pretty crazy, huh?
Yeah.

Well, he's got a long history
of dating the wrong girl.

But who am I to talk?

My track record
isn't great, either.

You mean the energy drink guy?
Colin?

No, Colin is great.

Even if he couldn't pass
fourth grade geography.

But you know what?
I'm not gonna do this.

He is a perfectly good guy,
and when you find a good guy,

you need to put your doubts
aside and make it work.

Yeah, guess you do.

That was a really
intense conversation

for 3:00 in the morning.
I'm sorry. Brain Shock?

(tapping on keyboard)

(softly):
It's done.

(clears throat)

It's-it's done.

Hey.

Of course, it's so simple.

Hey, everyone!

Huh?

Max did it.

Huh?

ALEC:
He did it?
We did it.

NAOMI: Oh, my God!
My husband's a genius!

(laughing):
We're going to Phenomi-con!

(excited chatter)

NAOMI:
We're going
to Phenomi-con!

MAN:
Good job!

Come on, guys.

We have to leave now

or there's a chance
we won't make it.

Never tell me the odds.

It's Han Solo.

Yeah, I got that.
You're bringing

a suit for
the presentation, right?

NAOMI:
His Armani's already in the car.

I love you.

I know.

(giggles)

(sighs) I can't
believe I let you

talk me
into being an elf.

You look amazing.
Are you sure Colin

doesn't want to come with us?
I don't know.

He didn't even say good-bye
when he left last night.

The poor boy's probably trying
to sleep off the hack-a-thon.

Don't worry, you can
keep the costume

and elf his brains out later.
Come on!

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

MAN: Okay, you died
in Corporate Invaders one,

so how are you even
in the sequel?

Are we to assume
that Corporate Invaders 2

is actually a prequel
like Temple of Doom?

Or is this some lazy writer
just pulling a retcon on us?

Um, I think
they cloned my DNA.

No...

your body burned in fire.

Okay? How would the aliens
get a viable DNA sample?

Oh, my God!
Liam Court?

Will you sign
my boob?

Hell, yes!
Sorry, guys.

Can't pass this,
uh, opportunity up.

SILVER:
I'm sorry. (giggles)

Geez!
Oh, my God, Liam!

Man, these guys
are obsessed.

Yeah, but that obsession
is what made your movie

number one at the box office.

Yeah, I guess so.
Geez.

This is so cool.

I feel like I'm back
in Navid's high school bedroom.

(laughs)
Like, old-school Navid,
not the new model...

who dates porn stars.

Ah, don't be
so hard on him.

Whatever. I can't even
talk to him anymore.

It's like he's running for
douche bag of the year.

I think he's just got it in
his head that if he can show you

how cool he is, then you'll
realize you made a mistake.

Worst idea ever.

There you go, proves it.

Navid's the same
old guy he always was.
(laughs)

Seriously, though,
you should give him a chance.

Well, listen, I got to get
to the autograph booth.

Try not to get impaled
by anything while I'm gone.
Deal.

Okay. See you.

Can you make
it out to "Amy,

the future mother
of my child"?

Uh...

let's just go
with "my biggest fan."

(deep breath)

Next.

Could you

make it out to "Lindsey...

...your second biggest fan"?

What are you
doing here?

I thought, uh, you didn't
want to be seen together.

That's what
the mask's for, genius.

When you find someone
you really want to be with,

you figure out a way
to make it work.

(knocking)

I told Dixon

I was going for eggs.

I hate eggs.

My alibis need some work.

♪ ♪

You're not big
into foreplay, are you?

What's the...
game plan here?

I don't really
have a game plan

because if I think too hard
about what we're doing,

I'm gonna
feel terrible.

I already feel terrible.

I saw Dixon at Offshore.

What did you say to him?
Nothing.

Uh, he said you two
got in another fight.

Yeah, because all he
thinks about is his career.

Ade, I didn't sign up to be the
guy that you get revenge with

every time you're mad
at your boyfriend.

You need to end it.

I will, okay?

As soon as he makes
a full recovery.

He... he already played
the Pop Up the other night.

What does he have to do,
run a four-minute mile?

Okay, are we gonna
do this or not?

No.

Break up with Dixon
or we're done.

(fans shouting "Max!")

Wow, looks like he
finally found his tribe.

Oh, computer guys love him.

He's like a geek god.

Okay, everything's in place
for the presentation.

I think we really
pulled this off.

It's like I've been telling you
all along: you, me and Max

make a great team.

ALEC: Who am I
to disagree?

ANNIE:
Oh, my God, I think

I just saw Colin.

I bet he came here
to surprise you.

Oh, he's so sweet.

I'm so glad I forced you

to date him.

This comic book is
from the Silver Age.

You smell that?

That's paper and ink
from 50 years ago.

(chuckles)
I had no idea you were
into this stuff.

I have a confession to make.

I told you that I saw
Corporate Invaders

with an idiot
boyfriend, but...

the truth is,
I went to see it

by myself.

Opening night.

Do you cut photos of me
out of Tiger Beat, too, or...

Don't flatter yourself.

The movie sucked.
I didn't lie about that.

You know, this is weird.

I am signing
action figures of myself,

and you're dressed as a...

cheetah... thing.

But this
is actually, like,

the most normal date
that we've had.

Yeah, it kind of is.

It could be like this
all the time, you know?

I mean, I'm not trying
to pressure you or anything.

Just think about it.

Okay.
Okay.

You should get to
your press thing.

Yeah.
I am going
to go look

for a couple back copies
of Elf Quest,

which is something you
should definitely do

while you're still
wearing a mask.

Yeah. (quiet laugh)

Navid. What are
you doing here?

Hey, uh, just
looking for Silver.

Oh, uh, she's with the crew
getting ready

for the VIP screening.
The director's showing us

the first ten minutes
of the film.

Is everything okay?

Yeah, sure, it's just, uh,

time to be honest
with her about a few things.

Good, maybe you should
just kind of

roll the douche bag
thing back a bit.

What are you talking about?
I just mean
you're coming on

a little strong, you know?
Give her some space.

Yeah, I bet you'd like that.

What does that mean?

The last time I asked you
for advice, you said to go

back to Princeton so you
could sleep with Silver.

I'm not trying to
sleep with Silver.

Right, because
a guy like you

doesn't even have to try.

I mean, women just
throw themselves

at you at conventions,
parties...

You know what?
Maybe this is not an act.

Maybe you actually
are a douche bag.

I'm a douche bag?
(scoffs)

We'll see about that.

This is a
great movie...

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Uh, excuse me, uh...
Yeah.

You know where I can find
the VIP screening room?

Yeah, are you,
uh, cast or crew?

I'm from the studio.

Uh, they sent me over with
the latest cut of the movie.

Oh. Thanks.

Mm-hmm.

COLIN:
Ladies and gentlemen,
today is a day

you will never forget.

Because today, gaming technology

takes a huge leap forward.

Are you ready?

(crowd cheers)

NAOMI:
Annie?

Did you
find Colin?

Yeah, I did.

The game is called
Eternal Conflict,

and the hero is you.

(crowd cheers)

NAOMI:
Oh, my God.

He stole Max's idea.

(crowd cheers)

COLIN:
Welcome to the future.

There you have it.

MAX:
I can't believe this.

COLIN:
Thank you, thank you.

NAOMI:
So it was Colin
who hacked the system?

ANNIE:
I am so sorry, you guys.

I should have known
something was up.
He obviously
had his game

all ready to go; he just
needed the final codes.

Yeah, and we worked
all night to give them to him.

But when would Colin
have gotten my phone?

At the Pop Up?

Actually, I think
it might have been...

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it had
to have been the Pop Up.

Annie, I'm sure of it.

So, Max, what are
we going to do?

I can't go out there
and present our demo now.

It's going to look
like we're copying him.

So... I-I...
Hmm.

We have to do something.

Let's start with
killing him.

Let me.

Oh, Annie, you look adorable.

What is this?

You were just dating me

so you could commit
corporate espionage?

Ooh, that's a little dramatic.

Nah, see, I own
a software company

that would best
be described as fledgling.

Well, until today.

What is wrong with you?

Hey, I'm not
the bad guy here.

Okay? I spent the last
six months busting my ass

to get the Colton Brothers
to work with me.

And they went with Max's company
because he had Liam Court.

All my work was for nothing.

Now they know how that feels.

You were just using me
the whole time.

You were the one
who responded

to the champagne I sent over
at the restaurant that day.
(sighs)

My only regret is that we didn't
get time to get a little closer.

(groans)

Excuse me.

Hey, Dixon?

We need to talk.

Oh, my God!

What happened?

Hey, I don't know.

There's a sharp pain down my
back and I can't feel my legs.

We're gonna get you
to a hospital, okay?

Just try to breathe, relax.

It's okay.

(deep breath)

MAN:
Lowest I can go is $800.

$800? Ah, come on.
Sorry, man.

That's the gray-fur variant.
Yeah, I know.

I've been looking
for this since I was 12.

NAVID:
Okay.

What can I say?
I'm a completist.

Navid!

You're here.
Silver.

Yeah, yeah-yeah,
you know me.

I'm, uh... I love
Phenomi-con.

Yeah, um...

I was just telling Liam how
much I missed comic-book Navid.

I... you do?

Yeah, maybe now that
you're taking a day off

from promoting your clubs,
we could hang?

Do you want to go see
the Corporate Invaders

screening with me?
It's about to start.

Oh, no, well, I thought
it was a VIP thing.

Uh, only a few guests.

It's going live on the Web, too.

Oh, it's on the Internet?

Mm-hmm.

Um, will you, uh,
excuse me for a sec?

Sure.

WOMAN:
Is it true you're together
in real life?

Don't believe
everything you read.

What Liam means
to say is:

We'll let our on-screen
chemistry speak for itself.

So you two aren't
really dating?

He's with me.

Um, are you sure
about this?

Yeah, I am.

Hi. Uh, excuse me,
there-there has been

a-a huge mistake.

All right? And, uh,
I need the DVD back.

Sure you do.

Wait, can you
just hear me out?

Okay, it is the moment that
you've all been waiting for.

It is the first ten minutes
of Corporate Invaders 2.

Let's hear it!

(crowd cheering)

Whoo!

There's just a misunderstanding.

Hear me out!
Hear me out!

CROWD:
Whoa!

(crowd cheering)

(crowd cheering)

Lindsey, wait!

You taped us having sex?

No, of course not.
I would never do that.

Then who did?

I have no idea. I...

Maybe it's not that bad.

I mean, it only aired
for a few seconds,

and I don't think
anyone recognized you.
Are you kidding?

It was on the Internet.

The whole world's seen it.

I-I have to get
out of here.

Yeah, you're right.
Let's go.
No.

I do not want to be seen
leaving with you.

Lindsey...

Liam, what the
hell was that?

Uh, apparently someone taped me
having sex with my professor.

By the way, we're dating.

She didn't want
anyone to know.

So much for that.

Who would do that to you?
I don't know.

It was taken the night
of the Pop Up, and I...

Navid?

No.

(gasps)
No, he wouldn't do that.

ADRIANNA:
So how do you feel now?

Uh, okay.

Just my legs
are still numb.

I don't understand.

You were getting better and then
this happens out of nowhere?

My back's been hurting
pretty bad since the Pop Up.

Why didn't you tell me?

(sighs)

I haven't been taking
my pain pills.

Dixon, why?

Because I'm an addict, babe.

I was afraid,
if I started taking them,

I wasn't going
to be able to stop.

WOMAN:
Well, Dixon,

I think we know
what the problem is.

You have an abscess pressing
on your spinal cord.

An abscess?
It's not uncommon when
you're still healing

from a trauma.

You'll be in the
hospital for a few days,

but assuming we can get

the infection under
control, you'll be fine.

You must have been
in tremendous pain.

Get some rest, okay?

So that's why you snapped
at me that night?

You were in pain and
you were trying to hide it.

Yeah. I'm sorry.

I thought it was me getting
in the way of your career.

Look, the only reason why the
Pop Up was so important to me

is because I didn't want
to let you down.

(sighs)

I should have told you
this before, but...

After the accident,
when I woke up

in the hospital, the first thing
I saw was you holding my hand.

And I knew right then and there
that I didn't deserve you.

So I promised myself

that I would earn
my second chance.

That I'd be the man
that you want me to be.

The kind of man that
always puts you first.

Hey, babe.

It's okay.

I'm just glad
you know the truth.

Hey, you in a hurry?

Uh, no, I got
what I came for.

Yeah, I think you did.

Look, I didn't record
that video,

okay?

Someone gave it to me.

I-I didn't want the
whole world to see it.

Just you.

Why?
Because Liam
lied to you.

I wanted you to see
what kind of guy he was

before you
hooked up with him.

Hooked up with him?

What-what are you talking about?

Stop it, Silver.

I know you two have
been getting closer.

As friends.

And the only reason he lied
about his professor

is because she wanted to keep
the relationship a secret.

Wha... Wait.

They're-they're together,
like, for real?

Yeah.

The funny thing is,

Liam's the one
that's been encouraging me

to give you another chance,
and I actually thought about it.

But after all of these years

of saying you'd never get
into the family business,

that's exactly what you've done.

Hey.

You're right.

I-I really messed up.

Yeah, yeah, you did.

I don't even know you anymore.

So, Data Nitrate.

We've got big plans
for the future.

Really... big plans.

Plans, um, I'm quite confident
that you will love.

Dude, when are you gonna
show us something?

Yeah, uh,

well, uh,
I-I could show you something.

But I'm not going to,

and that's because, well,

I-I want you to use
your imagination.

Oh, my God, he's drowning.

This is a disaster.

Yep, and it's your disaster.

Excuse me?

You said it yourself.

You forced Annie to date Colin,

you invited him
to your little hack-a-thon,

and he didn't get my phone
at the Pop Up, did he?

No, as a matter
of fact, he didn't.

He got it from removing your
GPS tracking from my phone.

Oh, wow.

You brought him right in,
didn't you?

Did you give him
Max's ATM pin, too?

Wait a minute.

When you thought
this was your fault,

I covered for you.
I thought we were a team.

It's like I've
been saying.

Max and I are a team,
and you're a mistake.

And I can't wait
to tell him

that this is
all your fault.
Really?

Yes.
(groans)

What are you doing?

NAOMI:
If I'm going down,

I'm taking you with me.

(crowd gasping)

(cheering)

Princess Leia's
kicking that guy's ass.

Sorry about Colin.

Me, too.

It just sucks that I pushed away
somebody I actually care about

because I thought
he was such a nice guy.

Oh, don't beat yourself up.

After what Navid did, I don't
think there's any way to tell

who the nice guys are anymore.

Riley?

What are you doing here?

Hey, Annie, um,

look, it's about Dixon.

Um, I don't want you to worry,

but he has a, uh...
a spinal infection.

He's gonna be in the
hospital for a couple days.

We tried calling you.

(scoffs)
I left my phone in the car.

This stupid costume
doesn't have any pockets.

Is he okay?
No, he's gonna be fine.

Yeah, I just, I thought
you might want to come home,

maybe need a ride.

If not, it's cool.

These sci-fi chicks go
crazy over guys in chairs.

It's like an X-Men thing

or something.

You drove all the way
to Santa Barbara for me?

Yeah.

What a nice guy.

Okay, what was that about there?

Colin turned out to be exactly
what you thought he was.

He was just using me
to steal Max's software.

Wow.

This is the part

where you get to say,
"I told you so."

I feel like an idiot.

No. No, I'm the idiot.

I should have been
honest with you,

told you that I liked you

the first time you yelled
at me in the gym.

Yeah, well, um,

you're not the only one
who hasn't been honest.

Max, this whole thing
was her fault.

She's the one
who brought Colin in.

She's the reason
he got access to my phone.

Only because you
were tracking me.

He was tracking me.
That's because...

Stop! Stop, stop.

Okay, I don't care
whose fault it was.

I really don't.

No, look, all I wanted

was the two most
important people in my life

to get along.

When is this gonna end?

It's not.

I tried.

I really, really tried.

But Alec's been conspiring
to break us apart

since the day
we got married,

and I won't be able
to fight him off forever.

Eventually...

he's gonna win.

What are you saying?

I'm sorry, Max.

You have to choose.

It's him or me.

Did I mention
I like those ears?
Naomi made me do it.

Sure she did.

I feel ridiculous.
Well, well.

Look who it is.

There you are.

You know what, we
should just let it go.

He's not worth it.

You probably already know this
about me,

but, uh, not so good
at letting go.

Hey.

(laughs)

Ah, you've come to defend Annie.

How sweet.

(chuckles)
Yeah, or not.

(grunting)

That was so wrong.

But you like wrong.

Hey, there you are.

Where have you been?

I've been trying to
call you all night.

Yeah, I-I turned my phone off.

I needed some time to think.

Look, I know that things
are crazy right now,

but eventually, this
is gonna blow over.

Maybe for you.

But even if administration
doesn't fire me

for being in a sex tape,

how am I ever supposed to stand

in front of a class full
of college students again?

My academic career

is over.

And so are we.

Lindsey, don't do this.

I really like you,

but you lead a very public life.

And even if our relationship
didn't have

all these other complications,

it's not the kind
of life I want.

(sighs)

Hey.

Hi.

How did it go?

Dixon's had a setback.

He's back at the hospital
for a few days.

I couldn't tell him.

You know what I think?

You still love him.

Maybe.

(groans)

I don't know.
I'm confused.

I'm not.

I can't do this anymore.

(whispers):
Okay.

Dixon's a lucky guy.

I just hope he knows that.

What do you want?

Liam, uh...

I-I'm really sorry.

You can kick my ass
if you want.

You can even tape it
and put it on the Internet.

Trust me, it...
I would feel a lot better.

What are you doing?

This is for everything
that you put into the club.

Liam, please.
Hey, hey, hey, I'm sorry.

Get the hell out.

If I ever see you in here again,

I will kick your ass.

(sighs)

Good news-- our lawyers...

Our lawyers think we can hit
Colin with an infringement suit.

Why is she here?

Max, come on.

I know things got
out of hand at Phenomi-con.

I'm sorry.

It's too late for that, Alec.

So you're choosing
her over me?

Look, I asked you two

to find a way to make it work.

She tried; you didn't.

Well, you can't fire me.

Not without approval
of the board.

I'm not firing you.

I'm asking you to resign.

You have to buy me out.

It'll cost you a fortune.

Good thing I married well.

Alec...

Congratulations.

Looks like you won.

I didn't want it
to be like this.

Yeah, you keep telling
yourself that.

Baby, I know it's hard.

It's for the best.

It just doesn't feel that way.

It feels
like our marriage

just cost me my best friend.