All language subtitles for 04 - The Young Ones

af Afrikaans
ak Akan
sq Albanian
am Amharic
ar Arabic
hy Armenian
az Azerbaijani
eu Basque
be Belarusian
bem Bemba
bn Bengali
bh Bihari
bs Bosnian Download
br Breton
bg Bulgarian
km Cambodian
ca Catalan
ceb Cebuano
chr Cherokee
ny Chichewa
zh-CN Chinese (Simplified)
zh-TW Chinese (Traditional)
co Corsican
hr Croatian Download
cs Czech
da Danish
nl Dutch Download
en English Download
eo Esperanto
et Estonian
ee Ewe
fo Faroese
tl Filipino
fi Finnish
fr French
fy Frisian
gaa Ga
gl Galician
ka Georgian
de German Download
el Greek
gn Guarani
gu Gujarati
ht Haitian Creole
ha Hausa
haw Hawaiian
iw Hebrew Download
hi Hindi
hmn Hmong
hu Hungarian
is Icelandic
ig Igbo
id Indonesian
ia Interlingua
ga Irish
it Italian
ja Japanese
jw Javanese
kn Kannada
kk Kazakh
rw Kinyarwanda
rn Kirundi
kg Kongo
ko Korean
kri Krio (Sierra Leone)
ku Kurdish
ckb Kurdish (Soranî)
ky Kyrgyz
lo Laothian
la Latin
lv Latvian
ln Lingala
lt Lithuanian
loz Lozi
lg Luganda
ach Luo
lb Luxembourgish
mk Macedonian
mg Malagasy
ms Malay
ml Malayalam
mt Maltese
mi Maori
mr Marathi
mfe Mauritian Creole
mo Moldavian
mn Mongolian
my Myanmar (Burmese)
sr-ME Montenegrin
ne Nepali
pcm Nigerian Pidgin
nso Northern Sotho
no Norwegian
nn Norwegian (Nynorsk)
oc Occitan
or Oriya
om Oromo
ps Pashto
fa Persian
pl Polish
pt-BR Portuguese (Brazil)
pt Portuguese (Portugal)
pa Punjabi
qu Quechua
ro Romanian Download
rm Romansh
nyn Runyakitara
ru Russian
sm Samoan
gd Scots Gaelic
sr Serbian
sh Serbo-Croatian
st Sesotho
tn Setswana
crs Seychellois Creole
sn Shona
sd Sindhi
si Sinhalese
sk Slovak
sl Slovenian
so Somali
es Spanish
es-419 Spanish (Latin American)
su Sundanese
sw Swahili
sv Swedish
tg Tajik
ta Tamil
tt Tatar
te Telugu
th Thai
ti Tigrinya
to Tonga
lua Tshiluba
tum Tumbuka
tr Turkish
tk Turkmen
tw Twi
ug Uighur
uk Ukrainian
ur Urdu
uz Uzbek
vi Vietnamese
cy Welsh
wo Wolof
xh Xhosa
yi Yiddish
yo Yoruba
zu Zulu
Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,504 --> 00:00:03,296 Urgh, look at them. 2 00:00:03,530 --> 00:00:05,799 There's nothing worse than couples in love, 3 00:00:06,078 --> 00:00:07,720 especially when one of them is someone 4 00:00:07,880 --> 00:00:09,776 you've been dying to have sex with. 5 00:00:10,522 --> 00:00:12,944 That'll be Abby, the girl, in this case. 6 00:00:13,296 --> 00:00:15,914 She still has no idea how I feel about her.' 7 00:00:16,232 --> 00:00:17,789 Shall we go out tonight? 8 00:00:19,459 --> 00:00:20,799 It's Wednesday. 9 00:00:21,667 --> 00:00:22,667 So? 10 00:00:23,541 --> 00:00:26,434 Oh, come on. I'm in the mood for some fun. 11 00:00:27,355 --> 00:00:29,537 We are going out for my birthday, aren't we? 12 00:00:30,161 --> 00:00:33,617 Yeah, that's the 4th of June, six weeks away. 13 00:00:37,125 --> 00:00:39,919 Or how about we... 14 00:00:40,901 --> 00:00:41,978 we... 15 00:00:43,453 --> 00:00:45,089 I hate it when people do that, 16 00:00:45,209 --> 00:00:49,085 say the first bit of the sentence aloud, then whisper the interesting bit... 17 00:00:49,205 --> 00:00:52,554 That's because it's private and I don't want you to hear. 18 00:00:53,630 --> 00:00:55,239 Sorry. Did I say that out aloud? 19 00:00:57,203 --> 00:00:58,203 Sorry. 20 00:01:00,121 --> 00:01:01,119 In the shower? 21 00:01:01,465 --> 00:01:03,465 I tend to think of showers as for after. 22 00:01:03,585 --> 00:01:05,759 You know, to scrub the sex off. 23 00:01:07,023 --> 00:01:08,698 For crying out loud, Karl. 24 00:01:08,818 --> 00:01:11,983 The woman is offering you sexy intercourse. 25 00:01:12,103 --> 00:01:13,513 Don't turn it down! 26 00:01:13,633 --> 00:01:15,665 Are you insane in the mind? 27 00:01:15,785 --> 00:01:18,602 Take her upstairs, climb into the shower 28 00:01:18,722 --> 00:01:21,569 and do some wet nailing! 29 00:01:21,689 --> 00:01:24,037 Cos if you don't, my friend, I will! 30 00:01:25,605 --> 00:01:27,874 Sometimes I wish I could just say what's on my mind. 31 00:01:28,611 --> 00:01:30,434 Life would be so much easier. 32 00:01:31,414 --> 00:01:32,683 I'm going out. 33 00:01:36,213 --> 00:01:37,265 How about 34 00:01:38,335 --> 00:01:39,950 we have sex in your bed, 35 00:01:40,511 --> 00:01:43,349 but we do it in more than one position? 36 00:02:08,690 --> 00:02:11,074 I personally wanted to get this to you so that... 37 00:02:13,765 --> 00:02:15,255 You're poking out... 38 00:02:15,488 --> 00:02:16,199 What? 39 00:02:17,093 --> 00:02:18,116 Your penis. 40 00:02:23,457 --> 00:02:24,519 Sorry about that. 41 00:02:25,701 --> 00:02:27,594 Don't be so childish, Bitchman. 42 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:31,319 - Everyone gets morning glory. - It's two in the afternoon. 43 00:02:31,646 --> 00:02:34,409 Yeah, well, I've just got up, so it's morning to me. 44 00:02:35,946 --> 00:02:38,005 Your grandmother consigned this property to you 45 00:02:38,125 --> 00:02:39,733 on condition{\that you} to sustain the payments. 46 00:02:39,853 --> 00:02:41,323 You've neglected those terms. 47 00:02:41,820 --> 00:02:43,679 I didn't understand a word of that. 48 00:02:44,156 --> 00:02:47,754 - You have to pay the mortgage. - I haven't got a job. 49 00:02:48,581 --> 00:02:50,599 Why don't you get one? 50 00:02:56,658 --> 00:02:59,794 I've never understood why people frown upon getting out of bed late. 51 00:03:00,541 --> 00:03:03,330 Surely if my body naturally wakes up at 2pm, 52 00:03:03,450 --> 00:03:05,865 that's natures way of telling me "it's OK". 53 00:03:06,618 --> 00:03:07,450 Nope. 54 00:03:08,826 --> 00:03:09,658 Nope. 55 00:03:10,577 --> 00:03:11,409 Nope. 56 00:03:11,643 --> 00:03:13,594 Jesus! Eddie! 57 00:03:14,574 --> 00:03:17,411 You scared the hell out of me. You've gotta stop doing that! 58 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:18,531 Sorry. 59 00:03:19,070 --> 00:03:21,039 So, you're looking for a job? 60 00:03:22,544 --> 00:03:24,646 I thought it was time I started looking. 61 00:03:24,766 --> 00:03:27,359 But they all want CVs and references and shit. 62 00:03:27,828 --> 00:03:28,639 And shit? 63 00:03:29,630 --> 00:03:31,683 Just CVs and references. 64 00:03:32,813 --> 00:03:35,149 Why can't you get a reference from a previous job? 65 00:03:35,901 --> 00:03:39,159 DON'S LAST 6 JOBS 66 00:03:42,248 --> 00:03:43,199 You're fired. 67 00:03:43,986 --> 00:03:44,959 You're fired. 68 00:03:47,399 --> 00:03:48,279 You're fired. 69 00:03:50,893 --> 00:03:51,799 You're fired. 70 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:54,452 Wait, wait. 71 00:04:00,010 --> 00:04:01,679 Wherever you are, you're fired. 72 00:04:01,901 --> 00:04:04,999 Yeah, I think we're gonna have to assume a reference is a no go. 73 00:04:07,913 --> 00:04:09,554 Hmm, indeed. 74 00:04:10,451 --> 00:04:13,712 What job requires absolutely no qualifications, 75 00:04:13,964 --> 00:04:16,839 no experience and no-one liking you? 76 00:04:23,781 --> 00:04:25,007 Hey, excuse me. 77 00:04:28,347 --> 00:04:31,059 - Handsome! Do you fancy signing up? - Piss off! 78 00:04:31,843 --> 00:04:32,803 Rapist! 79 00:04:36,841 --> 00:04:37,694 I'm Anna. 80 00:04:38,100 --> 00:04:39,159 You're forward. 81 00:04:40,021 --> 00:04:41,039 What do you mean? 82 00:04:42,309 --> 00:04:43,827 Oh, right. You work here, too? 83 00:04:45,146 --> 00:04:47,783 What did you think? I was just hitting on you in the street? 84 00:04:48,453 --> 00:04:50,279 Why's that so funny? It could happen. 85 00:04:50,746 --> 00:04:51,991 Yeah, right. 86 00:04:52,111 --> 00:04:55,759 Suddenly I could see a point to doing charity work. 87 00:04:56,422 --> 00:04:57,578 Anyway, I'm Don. 88 00:04:58,261 --> 00:05:00,119 - I'm new. - No, you're not. 89 00:05:00,822 --> 00:05:02,479 - What do you mean? - You're old. 90 00:05:04,003 --> 00:05:06,041 You are a cheeky madam, aren't you? 91 00:05:06,161 --> 00:05:07,929 What you doing this job for? 92 00:05:08,049 --> 00:05:09,160 You a bit special? 93 00:05:11,413 --> 00:05:12,931 No, I'm actually loaded. 94 00:05:13,051 --> 00:05:16,119 But don't tell the others, I don't want to embarrass them. 95 00:05:16,341 --> 00:05:18,799 No, I'm just doing this cos I want to give a little back. 96 00:05:19,696 --> 00:05:21,221 By taking a little? 97 00:05:23,839 --> 00:05:25,738 I suppose I'll be seeing you around then? 98 00:05:26,301 --> 00:05:28,592 If you don't mind being seen talking to a geriatric? 99 00:05:28,712 --> 00:05:30,959 I happen to find older men sexy. 100 00:05:31,770 --> 00:05:36,034 - I'd like to sign up for your charity. - I wouldn't bother, mate, it's rubbish. 101 00:05:39,934 --> 00:05:42,514 - How'd it go? - Great. Yeah, great. 102 00:05:43,388 --> 00:05:45,119 It was... let me see, embarrassing... 103 00:05:46,774 --> 00:05:47,719 humiliating... 104 00:05:48,741 --> 00:05:50,508 And degrading. 105 00:05:52,522 --> 00:05:54,602 - But... - I love buts. 106 00:05:58,441 --> 00:06:00,239 I met a foxy chicken today. 107 00:06:00,883 --> 00:06:02,025 She's only 20. 108 00:06:03,549 --> 00:06:05,458 But then, look, I'm only 29, you know? 109 00:06:05,757 --> 00:06:09,089 We're both in our 20s, we're both young and free and... 110 00:06:09,441 --> 00:06:11,421 What I'm saying is, it's not a big age gap. 111 00:06:11,541 --> 00:06:13,159 Hang on, what about Abby? 112 00:06:13,715 --> 00:06:17,502 Look, I can't keep chasing her and getting knock backs. 113 00:06:17,622 --> 00:06:20,479 I have my reputation to keep. You're sure you want to keep that? 114 00:06:21,291 --> 00:06:22,267 Look, 115 00:06:22,854 --> 00:06:26,359 if Abby wants to go out with panda eyes, let her. 116 00:06:26,790 --> 00:06:27,933 Look, Singh, 117 00:06:28,053 --> 00:06:32,023 what you have to understand about me is love just doesn't suit me. 118 00:06:32,143 --> 00:06:34,086 You know, it just doesn't fit. 119 00:06:34,206 --> 00:06:36,883 It's at least one size too small. 120 00:06:38,581 --> 00:06:42,275 I'm a loner, a shark, a player, you know? 121 00:06:44,457 --> 00:06:46,769 You won't find me as one half of a couple. 122 00:06:46,889 --> 00:06:50,850 I don't come in a pair. No way. I'm not a Twix, no. 123 00:06:51,529 --> 00:06:52,326 I'm a... 124 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:54,338 Twick. 125 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:57,074 But what about this young lady you want to court? 126 00:06:57,861 --> 00:07:00,880 Well, exactly. I want to court her, 127 00:07:01,616 --> 00:07:03,227 not go out with her. 128 00:07:04,016 --> 00:07:07,663 I'm telling you, Eddie. If you saw her, you'd get fizzy balls! 129 00:07:07,783 --> 00:07:09,119 Why? What's wrong with her? 130 00:07:09,879 --> 00:07:11,173 Never mind. 131 00:07:15,819 --> 00:07:17,354 Yeah, laugh it up, bitch. 132 00:07:17,474 --> 00:07:19,039 What are you wearing that for? 133 00:07:19,767 --> 00:07:22,754 Don's got a new job. Really? Yeah. He's gonna be a charity collector. 134 00:07:23,394 --> 00:07:24,999 - He's a chugger? - What? 135 00:07:25,431 --> 00:07:26,797 Charity mugger. 136 00:07:27,191 --> 00:07:28,199 Ch-ugger. 137 00:07:28,421 --> 00:07:29,796 Hello. I am here. 138 00:07:30,362 --> 00:07:32,466 Yeah, clearly this top isn't working. 139 00:07:32,741 --> 00:07:36,079 I think you're brave, cos I couldn't deal with all that rejection. 140 00:07:36,301 --> 00:07:38,714 Oh, don't worry, Don's used to all that! 141 00:07:40,274 --> 00:07:42,149 Impressive career choice, Don. 142 00:07:42,269 --> 00:07:45,714 What are the opportunities like in chugging these days? 143 00:07:46,174 --> 00:07:49,359 Well, I'm not obsessed with career like you. 144 00:07:50,566 --> 00:07:53,156 I just wanna do my bit for the world. 145 00:07:54,247 --> 00:07:57,298 Plus it was the only job he was qualified for. 146 00:07:58,285 --> 00:07:59,800 What? No, Eddie! 147 00:08:00,568 --> 00:08:03,540 There's no need to taunt him. Now, hurry up! We're gonna be late. 148 00:08:07,527 --> 00:08:10,557 I'd like to donate some money, if I may? 149 00:08:11,090 --> 00:08:14,274 - Come off it, I'm not at work now! - No, no, no. I wanna help you out. 150 00:08:15,153 --> 00:08:16,390 - Really? - Yeah! 151 00:08:18,602 --> 00:08:19,487 Here. 152 00:08:21,333 --> 00:08:23,615 Ever seen one of these before? 153 00:08:24,762 --> 00:08:26,637 Nah, thought not. 154 00:08:27,309 --> 00:08:28,589 Put what you like on it! 155 00:08:30,317 --> 00:08:31,799 What do you say? 156 00:08:32,493 --> 00:08:35,724 - Oh, come off it, Karl. - No, you climb down from it. 157 00:08:36,930 --> 00:08:38,442 What's the magic word? 158 00:08:41,781 --> 00:08:43,199 I think you'll find it's, 159 00:08:43,882 --> 00:08:44,874 "Thank you". 160 00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:49,977 - Thank you, Karl. - Sorry, what was that? 161 00:08:50,097 --> 00:08:52,194 - Thank you, Karl. - My pleasure. 162 00:08:52,314 --> 00:08:56,387 Right, my work here is done. Now, I've left a beef Wellie in the oven. 163 00:08:56,563 --> 00:08:58,527 Take it out in 20 minutes. 164 00:08:58,810 --> 00:09:01,557 We need to hurry because it starts at seven. Come on. 165 00:09:01,677 --> 00:09:04,759 OK. Must get down to the centre. Can't neglect the OAPs. 166 00:09:05,156 --> 00:09:07,164 We'll give you a lift, if you like? 167 00:09:07,681 --> 00:09:09,434 - You don't mind? - Of course not. 168 00:09:09,554 --> 00:09:11,347 I mean, I am a taxi driver after all. 169 00:09:11,467 --> 00:09:13,214 Great. How long have you been doing that? 170 00:09:13,334 --> 00:09:14,774 That's a joke. 171 00:09:16,981 --> 00:09:17,981 See you, Don! 172 00:09:19,413 --> 00:09:20,693 Oh, hang on! 173 00:09:23,421 --> 00:09:26,455 I was actually beginning to enjoy my humiliating job. 174 00:09:26,786 --> 00:09:29,442 Not because of the work, but because of the colleagues. 175 00:09:29,562 --> 00:09:30,310 Morning. 176 00:09:30,430 --> 00:09:31,739 This one in particular. 177 00:09:31,859 --> 00:09:33,615 - How's it going? - Yeah, not bad. 178 00:09:33,735 --> 00:09:36,178 I'm finally beginning to lure them in now 179 00:09:36,298 --> 00:09:37,999 I've got some strong opening lines. 180 00:09:38,221 --> 00:09:41,479 4 OF DON'S BEST OPENING LINES 181 00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:43,107 Help... 182 00:09:43,227 --> 00:09:45,695 with victims of ball cancer? 183 00:09:46,781 --> 00:09:49,395 If you don't donate, I'll pull the trigger. 184 00:09:53,621 --> 00:09:55,750 Excuse me, do something nice for charity? 185 00:09:56,273 --> 00:09:58,961 You bastard! I'm gonna kill you. 186 00:09:59,081 --> 00:10:01,207 I'm gonna climb into your room whilst you're sleeping 187 00:10:01,327 --> 00:10:04,250 and rip out your throat and shove it up your arse! 188 00:10:04,370 --> 00:10:06,159 Would you do something nice for charity? 189 00:10:06,444 --> 00:10:08,679 What you doing later? Fancy going for a drink with me? 190 00:10:09,746 --> 00:10:11,361 - Yes, I do. - Cool. 191 00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:14,858 So I was going out with someone nearly a decade younger than me, 192 00:10:15,157 --> 00:10:17,536 but that's just one decade, one's a small number. 193 00:10:17,656 --> 00:10:19,329 Then in the autumn I'm going to uni. 194 00:10:19,449 --> 00:10:21,214 Anyway, it wasn't an issue. 195 00:10:21,334 --> 00:10:23,919 Don't wanna be doing this when I'm your age. No offence. 196 00:10:24,167 --> 00:10:25,434 None taken. 197 00:10:27,319 --> 00:10:29,679 Watcha. What's Bill Oddie doing here? 198 00:10:32,142 --> 00:10:33,696 That's their nickname for you. 199 00:10:34,985 --> 00:10:37,726 Cos you're old and all you do all day is watch birds. 200 00:10:40,086 --> 00:10:43,233 Very funny. Are you sure you're allowed to be in here? 201 00:10:43,701 --> 00:10:45,014 I say there, barman? 202 00:10:45,134 --> 00:10:47,994 I think there's some underage drinkers here. 203 00:10:49,573 --> 00:10:52,165 I've told you kids to stop drinking in my pub. 204 00:10:53,722 --> 00:10:56,152 I didn't know you were actually underage. 205 00:10:56,792 --> 00:10:58,919 - Nice job, Oddie. - What we gonna do now? 206 00:11:01,005 --> 00:11:02,498 I know a cool little pub. 207 00:11:08,261 --> 00:11:09,826 What is this place? 208 00:11:10,221 --> 00:11:12,274 This is a real pub, my friends. 209 00:11:13,101 --> 00:11:14,239 This place is AIDS. 210 00:11:14,994 --> 00:11:16,559 - What? - It's AIDS. 211 00:11:17,429 --> 00:11:18,834 That means it's bad. 212 00:11:18,954 --> 00:11:21,919 No, no. This is a cool little pub. 213 00:11:22,251 --> 00:11:23,775 I wanna kill myself. 214 00:11:24,221 --> 00:11:27,058 - There's no music. - You don't need music. 215 00:11:27,178 --> 00:11:29,834 Not when you've got genuine atmosphere. 216 00:11:33,446 --> 00:11:34,399 More drinks? 217 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:37,434 Could I get a tenner, Don? 218 00:11:38,733 --> 00:11:39,831 Yeah, sure. 219 00:11:45,623 --> 00:11:47,960 Mate, have you heard the latest album by The Suicide Babies? 220 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:51,893 - Yeah, it's gooch. - It ain't gooch. It's nasty. 221 00:11:52,013 --> 00:11:55,799 No way, man. The "New Death To Jesus" album, that's nasty. 222 00:11:56,021 --> 00:11:58,624 The Death to Jesus album? Mate, that album smells. 223 00:11:58,744 --> 00:12:00,948 That's a felch record. That is a felch record. 224 00:12:01,068 --> 00:12:03,198 It's felch. Felch, felch. 225 00:12:04,435 --> 00:12:06,919 Have you heard the new LP from Blur? 226 00:12:07,141 --> 00:12:08,851 - It's wicked. - Blur? 227 00:12:09,374 --> 00:12:10,039 LP? 228 00:12:10,918 --> 00:12:12,454 My dad likes Blur. 229 00:12:13,008 --> 00:12:15,318 Now, The Fists new tune. That's what I'm talking about. 230 00:12:16,089 --> 00:12:18,599 - I got The Fists on CD. - CD? 231 00:12:19,374 --> 00:12:21,641 No, I mean I downloaded it from iTunes. 232 00:12:21,761 --> 00:12:22,978 You paid for it? 233 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:25,455 You illegally downloaded it? 234 00:12:25,575 --> 00:12:27,639 That is well out of order on the artist! 235 00:12:31,471 --> 00:12:33,314 What's up with him? Doesn't he speak? 236 00:12:34,517 --> 00:12:36,043 He's from Latvia. 237 00:12:36,871 --> 00:12:38,799 He can't speak a word of English. 238 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:41,279 How does he get people to sign up for the charity then? 239 00:12:41,626 --> 00:12:42,719 He uses a knife. 240 00:12:48,621 --> 00:12:51,879 4 THINGS DON WANTS TO DO TO THESE KIDS 241 00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:54,535 Pathetic! 242 00:12:58,431 --> 00:13:00,021 Download this, bitch! 243 00:13:00,426 --> 00:13:01,327 And you. 244 00:13:04,438 --> 00:13:06,039 Is that felch enough for you? 245 00:13:06,261 --> 00:13:08,658 Naughty! You silly, naughty boy. 246 00:13:08,778 --> 00:13:10,919 I dunno what you're laughing at. You're next. 247 00:13:18,615 --> 00:13:20,493 Now who's gooch? 248 00:13:25,146 --> 00:13:27,469 - It's well cheap in here, isn't it? - Yes it is. 249 00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:29,794 See, coming round aren't you? Cool. 250 00:13:31,822 --> 00:13:33,335 Didn't I get any change? 251 00:13:33,455 --> 00:13:36,051 I spent the change on fags. Hope that's cool? 252 00:13:38,728 --> 00:13:39,755 Thanks, Oddie. 253 00:13:39,875 --> 00:13:41,033 Cheers, Bill. 254 00:13:42,237 --> 00:13:43,282 Pleasure. 255 00:13:44,903 --> 00:13:46,482 Just here on the right, please. 256 00:13:47,807 --> 00:13:51,135 Hey, listen. We're going to this club tomorrow night. Do you wanna come? 257 00:13:52,577 --> 00:13:54,394 Will those boys be there? 258 00:13:56,010 --> 00:13:58,186 Why don't you and me make a day of it tomorrow? 259 00:13:58,527 --> 00:14:00,907 You can take me shopping in the afternoon if you want? 260 00:14:01,230 --> 00:14:03,000 Is that a fun thing to do? 261 00:14:13,708 --> 00:14:14,906 That was gooch. 262 00:14:15,156 --> 00:14:17,400 - Really? - No, I mean it was nasty? 263 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,281 No, it was felch. 264 00:14:20,891 --> 00:14:23,473 Sorry, I'm trying to say it was nice! 265 00:14:24,712 --> 00:14:25,897 See your later. 266 00:14:30,851 --> 00:14:33,423 Excuse me, I'm just gonna run into that shop and get money. 267 00:14:33,543 --> 00:14:34,674 Is that right? 268 00:14:45,099 --> 00:14:46,360 INSUFFICIENT FUNDS. 269 00:14:47,403 --> 00:14:48,448 Bollocks. 270 00:14:53,278 --> 00:14:54,880 It's gotta be worth a try. 271 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:02,347 One, two, three, four. 272 00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:10,674 We're going out for my birthday, aren't we? 273 00:15:10,794 --> 00:15:12,320 That's the 4th June. 274 00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:17,160 Zero four, zero six. 275 00:15:26,847 --> 00:15:28,491 - What do you reckon? - Nice. 276 00:15:29,778 --> 00:15:31,809 It's a bit out of my price range. 277 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:34,227 That's a shame, isn't? 278 00:15:36,005 --> 00:15:37,250 I really want it. 279 00:15:40,938 --> 00:15:41,983 Oh, right. 280 00:15:42,347 --> 00:15:43,416 I'll get it? 281 00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:44,653 Thank you! 282 00:15:49,307 --> 00:15:51,902 Dad, can I get this one? Please? 283 00:15:53,059 --> 00:15:54,785 - Okay then. - Thanks, Dad. 284 00:15:57,388 --> 00:15:59,526 We should get you some clothes for tonight. 285 00:15:59,931 --> 00:16:01,026 No, thanks. 286 00:16:02,137 --> 00:16:04,533 Go on. You'd look good in the right stuff. 287 00:16:05,892 --> 00:16:08,440 I cannot bear trying clothes on in shops. 288 00:16:08,617 --> 00:16:11,920 4 reasons Don hates trying clothes on in shops 289 00:16:23,036 --> 00:16:24,422 You fat bastard. 290 00:16:30,429 --> 00:16:32,719 How would you like to pay for this, sir? 291 00:16:33,653 --> 00:16:35,473 Ever seen one of these before? 292 00:16:36,859 --> 00:16:38,432 Like 50 times a day. 293 00:16:40,238 --> 00:16:42,080 That's what I'd like to pay with. 294 00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:44,080 Thank you. 295 00:16:44,532 --> 00:16:47,578 So I took Anna back to the house. And there was Abby. 296 00:16:49,407 --> 00:16:51,110 I mean, I didn't mind. 297 00:16:51,230 --> 00:16:53,640 I'm over Abby, remember? Over her. 298 00:16:54,767 --> 00:16:56,247 - This is Abby. - Anna. 299 00:16:57,751 --> 00:16:58,754 I'm Anna. 300 00:16:59,148 --> 00:17:00,628 Sorry, what did I say? 301 00:17:02,023 --> 00:17:02,904 Sorry. 302 00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:05,740 - Abby, this is Abby. - Anna! 303 00:17:07,572 --> 00:17:09,436 Is it cool if I use your room to get changed? 304 00:17:09,556 --> 00:17:10,705 Course it is. 305 00:17:11,615 --> 00:17:13,616 It's up on the first floor. And it's the room 306 00:17:13,736 --> 00:17:15,680 with the purple flowers and doilies. 307 00:17:17,017 --> 00:17:18,422 Imagine if it was. 308 00:17:19,610 --> 00:17:20,620 It is. 309 00:17:28,373 --> 00:17:29,406 No Karl? 310 00:17:30,439 --> 00:17:31,440 No Eddie. 311 00:17:31,888 --> 00:17:34,495 Look, I can't help him turning up all the time. 312 00:17:34,904 --> 00:17:37,839 He's very persistent. It's actually quite annoying. 313 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:41,847 He does everything and asks for nothing in return. 314 00:17:42,184 --> 00:17:45,400 - What a drag. - You know, he takes it too far. 315 00:17:47,259 --> 00:17:49,572 Don't forget to wash under your foreskin. 316 00:17:52,379 --> 00:17:53,659 He cares about you. 317 00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:55,702 I'm not used to that. 318 00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:00,337 Are you... going out tonight? 319 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,061 We're going to a club. 320 00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:03,981 - Do you wanna come? - I'm... 321 00:18:04,101 --> 00:18:06,400 I'm seeing Karl tonight. It's not really his thing. 322 00:18:06,930 --> 00:18:08,093 What a shocker. 323 00:18:09,336 --> 00:18:10,280 Don't be rude. 324 00:18:11,137 --> 00:18:14,175 I like the fact that he isn't into going out and getting off his head. 325 00:18:14,295 --> 00:18:16,042 - Because? - Because... 326 00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:18,839 he's not a mess like all my previous boyfriends. 327 00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:22,560 When I met Karl, I was going through some pretty big changes. 328 00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:23,728 Puberty? 329 00:18:23,848 --> 00:18:26,720 - I haven't been going out that long. - The menopause? 330 00:18:26,975 --> 00:18:30,000 I'm not talking about physical changes, you idiot. 331 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:33,745 I mean, I wanted to grow up a bit and change my life. 332 00:18:33,865 --> 00:18:36,402 I couldn't keep going out and getting wasted all the time. 333 00:18:36,522 --> 00:18:39,855 - What you mean, having fun? - There are other ways to have fun. 334 00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:42,640 Really? Like what? And don't say bowling. 335 00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:44,280 The thing is. I'm happy. 336 00:18:45,285 --> 00:18:46,295 I am. 337 00:18:47,146 --> 00:18:50,668 But I wouldn't mind going out, letting my hair down every once in a while. 338 00:18:50,788 --> 00:18:52,303 Do you know what I mean? 339 00:18:53,021 --> 00:18:55,040 How we getting there tonight? Taxi? 340 00:18:55,841 --> 00:18:57,168 Yeah, if you like. 341 00:18:59,584 --> 00:19:00,973 You look... 342 00:19:02,473 --> 00:19:03,995 - good. - Thanks. 343 00:19:04,115 --> 00:19:05,653 Go on, get changed. 344 00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:11,560 - Do you want a cup of tea? - You got any alcohol? 345 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:13,420 I dunno, I'll have a look. 346 00:19:16,334 --> 00:19:18,518 So, you not interested in Don then? 347 00:19:18,976 --> 00:19:21,311 - Sorry? - Just seems a bit weird. 348 00:19:21,431 --> 00:19:23,382 You live together, but nothing's happened. 349 00:19:23,801 --> 00:19:26,320 Men and woman can live together without anything happening. 350 00:19:26,483 --> 00:19:28,692 Everyone says that. But it's not true. 351 00:19:29,660 --> 00:19:31,720 If I were you, I'd have boffed him by now. 352 00:19:33,136 --> 00:19:35,990 - All we got is tequila, so... - Great! Line 'em up. 353 00:19:41,953 --> 00:19:44,031 - There you go. - Thanks. Want one? 354 00:19:45,827 --> 00:19:46,837 Why not? 355 00:19:53,914 --> 00:19:55,347 - Cheers. - Cheers. 356 00:19:58,884 --> 00:20:00,105 That's good. 357 00:20:01,225 --> 00:20:03,891 - What are you doing tonight? - I'm seeing my boyfriend, 358 00:20:04,011 --> 00:20:06,520 so we'll probably just stay in and watch a film or something. 359 00:20:07,015 --> 00:20:08,015 Boring. 360 00:20:09,885 --> 00:20:11,212 You ready to rock? 361 00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:13,341 You look different. 362 00:20:13,596 --> 00:20:15,193 It's all thanks to Anna. 363 00:20:24,693 --> 00:20:25,703 Tequila. 364 00:20:26,843 --> 00:20:27,853 Nice! 365 00:20:27,973 --> 00:20:30,120 - Right, shall we do this thing? - Yeah. 366 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:31,503 Let me get my bag. 367 00:20:31,749 --> 00:20:33,651 - See your later. - Bye. 368 00:20:48,187 --> 00:20:50,645 - What do you want? - I'll have a beer! 369 00:20:52,068 --> 00:20:53,112 Cool, eh? 370 00:20:53,348 --> 00:20:54,652 - What? - Cool? 371 00:20:55,093 --> 00:20:56,819 Thanks! I know I am, yeah. 372 00:20:57,292 --> 00:20:58,877 You're pretty cool too! 373 00:21:03,957 --> 00:21:06,720 Sorry Bill. Couldn't really afford to get rounds in. 374 00:21:07,957 --> 00:21:08,967 Tune! 375 00:21:37,503 --> 00:21:38,701 All right, Bill? 376 00:21:40,309 --> 00:21:41,600 No. I'm sober. 377 00:21:41,897 --> 00:21:44,240 I'm off my head! Shall we get some gack? 378 00:21:44,816 --> 00:21:46,504 - Really? - Yeah, why not? 379 00:21:46,624 --> 00:21:47,945 You'll pay, right? 380 00:21:48,777 --> 00:21:49,787 Depends. 381 00:21:50,502 --> 00:21:52,334 Drug dealers take credit cards? 382 00:21:53,597 --> 00:21:56,240 - But there's a cash point in the club. - Really? 383 00:21:57,029 --> 00:21:59,377 Is there a Post Office here, as well? 384 00:22:02,292 --> 00:22:03,384 Here you are. 385 00:22:04,147 --> 00:22:05,556 4th of June. 386 00:22:16,104 --> 00:22:19,666 - It's loud, isn't it? - Relax. We're here to have a laugh. 387 00:22:19,786 --> 00:22:21,267 I'm having a... laugh. 388 00:22:22,972 --> 00:22:24,627 Wake up, granddad. 389 00:22:24,886 --> 00:22:27,340 - Sorry. - Come on, let's dance. 390 00:22:27,460 --> 00:22:28,846 I don't do dance. 391 00:22:28,966 --> 00:22:30,187 Yeah, you do. 392 00:22:46,702 --> 00:22:47,912 I like this one. 393 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:57,960 8 dance moves Don shouldn't do 394 00:23:33,380 --> 00:23:37,380 Just as I'd impressed Anna with my dance shapes, Abby suddenly appeared... 395 00:23:37,907 --> 00:23:40,490 They were quite some moves you were pulling. 396 00:23:41,746 --> 00:23:43,284 ... looking stunning. 397 00:23:43,907 --> 00:23:45,666 What made you decide to come here? 398 00:23:45,786 --> 00:23:49,096 I saw you leaving the house and thought, "I wanna go out too". 399 00:23:49,363 --> 00:23:51,946 How you getting on with what's her name? 400 00:23:52,449 --> 00:23:53,452 Good. 401 00:23:54,011 --> 00:23:55,440 I'm well in there. 402 00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:03,960 - Drinks? - Yeah! 403 00:24:04,458 --> 00:24:06,665 - Get six Sam Buca's. - Six? 404 00:24:07,786 --> 00:24:08,801 Don't worry. 405 00:24:08,921 --> 00:24:10,560 Two of those are for Karl. 406 00:24:15,567 --> 00:24:16,633 By the way, 407 00:24:16,753 --> 00:24:19,028 can I get my credit card back off you? 408 00:24:19,148 --> 00:24:20,120 Say what? 409 00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:22,680 My credit card. I need it back. 410 00:24:24,017 --> 00:24:25,600 I gave it back to you. 411 00:24:25,970 --> 00:24:27,696 - When? - Straightaway. 412 00:24:27,975 --> 00:24:29,443 Don't you remember? 413 00:24:29,981 --> 00:24:33,760 You made me feel small, by doing all that "thanks Karl bull crap". 414 00:24:34,216 --> 00:24:38,607 And then... I took your details, we shook hands, I gave it back to you. 415 00:24:38,983 --> 00:24:41,560 I think you put it in the third groove of your wallet. 416 00:24:42,923 --> 00:24:44,156 Right. Sorry. 417 00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,176 I hope I haven't lost it then. 418 00:24:49,985 --> 00:24:51,641 - There you go. - Two? 419 00:24:52,456 --> 00:24:55,944 Scared? Yeah, I can see why. Look at them, they're massive. 420 00:24:56,064 --> 00:24:59,036 Big huge Samuel Buca's. Oh, don't. 421 00:25:02,402 --> 00:25:03,411 Nice one. 422 00:25:04,201 --> 00:25:05,202 Two more. 423 00:25:05,807 --> 00:25:06,817 Right. 424 00:25:17,437 --> 00:25:18,840 What are you boys up to? 425 00:25:19,381 --> 00:25:21,000 Showing each other your pubes? 426 00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:22,454 It's Bill Oddie! 427 00:25:23,013 --> 00:25:25,453 Don't you think that joke's wearing a bit thin now? 428 00:25:25,573 --> 00:25:26,760 What, like your hair? 429 00:25:27,293 --> 00:25:28,855 How could you say that? 430 00:25:29,976 --> 00:25:31,432 Shame about Anna, eh? 431 00:25:32,386 --> 00:25:35,685 - What do you mean? - She got off with that other fella. 432 00:25:37,067 --> 00:25:39,384 - See you around, Bill. - Laters, Oddie. 433 00:25:48,608 --> 00:25:49,618 What? 434 00:25:49,738 --> 00:25:51,720 Probably I think it for the best. 435 00:25:52,025 --> 00:25:53,924 She was much too young for you. 436 00:25:54,147 --> 00:25:58,398 Just looking at you, it is clear that you have many, many personality issues. 437 00:25:59,295 --> 00:26:02,160 Why else would you hang out with people so much younger than you? 438 00:26:04,686 --> 00:26:07,116 What did he know? I'm a cool dude. 439 00:26:08,176 --> 00:26:10,207 Do people still say cool dude? 440 00:26:16,809 --> 00:26:18,183 Thank you so much. 441 00:26:21,253 --> 00:26:23,977 If only you puked up and ate your own vomit. 442 00:26:27,076 --> 00:26:28,085 That way. 443 00:26:32,351 --> 00:26:34,887 Hang on. Let's see if he does it again. 444 00:26:40,352 --> 00:26:41,362 Go on. 445 00:26:41,662 --> 00:26:44,075 Go up the stairs. I'll be up in a minute. 446 00:26:46,587 --> 00:26:49,196 How many Sam Buca's have you given him? 447 00:26:49,316 --> 00:26:50,326 Six. 448 00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:52,598 And six tequilas. 449 00:26:53,176 --> 00:26:54,440 And six absinthes. 450 00:26:55,798 --> 00:26:57,764 I'm telling you, he's stubborn. All you gotta do 451 00:26:57,884 --> 00:26:59,560 is dare him to drink, he'll do it. 452 00:27:00,100 --> 00:27:01,708 He's certainly stubborn. 453 00:27:03,418 --> 00:27:05,637 It was really good seeing you tonight. 454 00:27:06,277 --> 00:27:08,467 We had fun. We should do it again. 455 00:27:09,171 --> 00:27:11,320 And next time without him. 456 00:27:13,790 --> 00:27:14,790 Why? 457 00:27:15,396 --> 00:27:16,999 It's not really his thing. 458 00:27:17,119 --> 00:27:19,205 I wanna go out, have a laugh, get shit-faced with you 459 00:27:19,325 --> 00:27:21,080 and not have to baby-sit him. 460 00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:23,132 I'm your man. Come here. 461 00:27:24,027 --> 00:27:27,126 Just call me up and we'll get shit-faced together. 462 00:27:27,246 --> 00:27:28,790 - Deal. - Deal. 463 00:27:28,910 --> 00:27:29,920 Night. 464 00:27:38,741 --> 00:27:40,385 Did that just happen? 465 00:27:40,505 --> 00:27:42,238 Maybe I should have made a move. 466 00:27:42,358 --> 00:27:44,500 But then maybe she wouldn't have responded. 467 00:27:44,620 --> 00:27:46,749 God, I shouldn't have drunk all those tequilas. 468 00:27:46,869 --> 00:27:48,031 I'm so dru... 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 33728

Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.