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Dear Jack,
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I've been married for only 9 months...and...
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Sadly it feels like the honeymoon is already over.
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What began as a very healthy and...
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very exciting sexual relationship...
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has evolved into a more platonic friendship.
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This isn't something I thought could happen to us.
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But I'm worried my husband no longer finds me attractive.
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In his defense he does work long hours in a law firm.
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And when he gets home at night he barely has time to hug me..
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...before his head hits the pillow and he's asleep.
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I'm a stay at home wife so I don't experience that same draining feeling.
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But I'm not sure what I can to do make things better.
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I love him and...
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I don't want to accept that once you get married...
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the honeymoon is over.
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Regards, Frustrated in Phoenix.
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Dear Frustrated in Phoenix,
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Lots of couples experience lulls in their sex lives.
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That doesn't mean the love isn't still there.
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And it doesn't mean he no longer finds you attractive.
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Perhaps one of the reasons your husband works such long hours...
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is to provide you with the life he thinks you deserve.
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Perhaps its his way of showing how much he loves you.
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What I suggest you do...
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rather than assume this rut is the end...
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of your sexual road together.
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that you look at it as a potential for a new beginning.
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What better way to express your gratitude to your husband...
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for being such a great provider than...
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to amp up your sex life!
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Given that he comes home exhausted...
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Why not turn on the romance in the morning when he's getting ready.
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The only thing sexier to a man than morning sex...
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is a woman initiating morning sex.
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I can almost guarantee you positive results.
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Good Luck!
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You're such a tease!
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Definitely!
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Baby I'm coming!
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Mail...mock up of this week's column...
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Morning coffee and...
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mysterious bouquet of flowers.
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Don't worry, it's not from one of your girlfriends. It's one of your readers.
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Apparently, your words of wisdom really helped out her relationship.
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Yeah, because flowers are the best way to thank a man for all he's done!
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Well she did thank her husband...
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that's what matters.
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This is coming from a woman with marital sex problems?
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Isn't that every married couple?
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You are such a pessimist!
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I'm a realist.
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It's amazing how you fool everyone into thinking you are a romantic.
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I am a romantic.
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What was that for?
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What?
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Eye brow raising.
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Nothing.
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You don't think I'm a romantic?
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Yeaaahhhh....NO.
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Not really.
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Romantics don't hire interns just because they run out of women in the office to sleep with.
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You're right.
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Really looking forward to your party tonight.
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She hates me doesn't she? Why does she hate me?
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What did I do?
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I think you're trying too hard dude.
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Is it that obvious?
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Yeah.
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I just get so nervous around her.
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She is the perfect woman!
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She's smart, funny, sexy.
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Beautiful!
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You going to her party tonight?
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No.
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What do you mean "NO"? I was supposed to go with you.
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Why don't you go with one of those guys from the obituary sections?
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I'm sure they don't have dates.
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Yeah, but I'm supposed to go with you!
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You're the only one in the office she can even stand!
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That's because she works for me.
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Please, please please! Why aren't you going?
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Because Abby wanted to go.
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It's been a few months since she quit.
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She really misses you guys.
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So I told her I wouldn't go.
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Yeah, but you guys live together.
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You see each other every day. Why is going to a party such a big deal?
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She's going to think I'm going to try and be a cock-block.
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She still likes you.
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No. She doesn't.
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Man, I was really looking forward to going to this party.
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Then go man.
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I can't without you she won't even talk with me.
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I must tell you bro..
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OK.
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What if I call her And ask if you can go to the party?
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No.
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alright.
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Dear Jack,
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What do you do when you're in love with someone...
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who barely even knows you exist.
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Love, Invisible in Sacramento.
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Dear Invisible in Sacramento,
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My question for you would be...
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why you even want someone who..
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barely knows you exist.
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If that person can't see you for ...
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who you are and all that you are...
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then they're probably not the best match for you.
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Sometimes when you stop focusing on the person in...
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all wrong for you.
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A door will open and you'll find someone there.
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Exactly right for you.
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Hi, I'm here to pick up Abby.
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Abby? Yea, Abby Summers.
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You got the wrong house
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I do?
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Mmm...that's weird.
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This is 4319 Erwin Street, right?
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Yes.
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So that's the address she gave me.
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Mmmm.
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Looks like she gave you the wrong address man.
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I'm sorry.
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I doubt that.
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Look, I'm telling you, no Abby lives here.
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I'm sorry.
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Enrique?
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Abby...Hi!
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Your roommate is messing with me.
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Oh, the old she doesn't live here game.
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Yeah, he does that.
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It's the asshole in him.
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Hi, Hi.
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mmmmm
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You look incredible.
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Thank you, you're not so bad yourself.
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I clean up nicely.
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Yeah, I see that.
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You, you are just....
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You are stunning!
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Really stunning!
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Thank you.
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Well, I'm going to grab my purse and be right out.
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OK.
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Please tell me you're not buying those lines.
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Buying what?
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Those lines he used on you.
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What lines?
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You're stunning...really stunning.
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You know Jack, maybe he thought I really was stunning.
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Maybe it just wasn't some line.
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Oh, those were lines.
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And the sad thing about it its.
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You believed him.
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Not every guy in the entire world is an asshole, Jack.
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Yeah, but he could be a serial killer.
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He's not a serial killer.
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Matching couples.
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Purple. How cute.
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Where did you meet this guy?
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Hot yoga, what do you care?
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Hot yoga?
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yeah.
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You like flexible guys, huh?
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Mmm-huh.
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Let me guess how this all went down.
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So you're dripping sweat.
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all over your yoga mat.
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You're wearing skin-tight spandex.
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You're doing that thing where you hook your ankles behind your neck.
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So he slides over.
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He thinks of you as this really nice girl he'd just like to get to know.
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What happened to meeting guys the old fashioned way, like at a bar?
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I met you at a bar!
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And look how that turned out!
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Now move!
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You know its amazing...
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You're supposed to be this expert on women.
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And yet you're an asshole 99% of the time.
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Yeah. But it's that 1% that keeps you coming back for more.
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Good night, Jack.
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You did say you weren't coming right?
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Trust me.
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As much as I'd like to see this entire thing go up in flames.
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I'd be perfectly happy staying at home.
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Good. Don't wait up.
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yes.
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Let's go.
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Hey Mark.
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You still up for Kim's party?
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Wow! Did you really swim the entire English Channel?
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Yes.
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How long did that take you?
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About 7 hours.
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So you swam the entire English Channel in 7 hours?
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yes.
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And the world record is just under 7 hours.
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Wow! So you almost beat the record.
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Yes.
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That is so cool!
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Thanks.
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How long did it take you to train?
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A few weeks.
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Oh my god! You are a man of steel!
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A few weeks! That's such a short time.
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How did you do it?
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I have always been naturally athletic.
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Oh! Oh!
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I'm going to call you iron man.
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Iron man!
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I like that.
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I'm going to grab some soda.
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Would either of you ladies like something to drink?
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A vodka on the rocks would be perfect.
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And for you?
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I'm good unless they can make me "sex on the beach" or something.
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Will do.
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He is delicious!
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Where did you find him?
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We met in yoga class.
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Oh. Have you guys fucked yet?
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Rachel!
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What?
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It's our first date.
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So what are you waiting for?
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I just don't want to make the same mistake I did before?
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You wound up getting engaged to the last guy you did that with.
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Yeah. The last guy I did that with was Jack.
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So...no thank you.
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I think it's time for a different approach.
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Look. You have got to let a guy know when you like him.
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He is too yummy!
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You cannot let a guy like that get out of your sight.
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I don't think he's like that.
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From what I know about him, he's really sweet.
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He's so respectful. He's really into monogamy
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everything that Jack isn't?
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Jack was monogamous with me.
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He just has commitment issues.
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Yeah.
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Speak of the devil.
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Are you serious?
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He came!
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He told me he wasn't coming.
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Looks like he already did.
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Oh my god.
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Are you going to go talk to him?
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Of course I am.
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Alright well look.
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If I don't catch up with you, it was really great seeing you.
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You look fantastic!
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And if you ever wanna come back and cover another wedding story with me..
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in the paper, we would love to have you.
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All of us miss you so much.
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Oh thanks.
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I'm not so sure weddings is where my life or my career is going.
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You never know.
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By hon.
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Abby.
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What's going on?
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You know exactly what's going on
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Abby.
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I want you to meet the newest intern at the paper.
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Katelyn.
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Katelyn. Hi Katelyn.
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I'm going to still this guy from you.
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Just a second.
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Sure.
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You did not seriously follow me here.
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So where's the douche?
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00:33:09,690 --> 00:33:11,690
Enrique is getting me a drink.
275
00:33:11,690 --> 00:33:12,960
What are you doing here?
276
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:13,850
Abby.
277
00:33:13,850 --> 00:33:15,260
Just in case you forgot...
278
00:33:15,260 --> 00:33:18,730
This party is being thrown for people working at MY company.
279
00:33:19,010 --> 00:33:21,000
A company that you no longer work for.
280
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,000
So me, being here...
281
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,690
is not completely unheard of.
282
00:33:24,690 --> 00:33:26,690
You said you weren't coming.
283
00:33:26,690 --> 00:33:27,920
Well now.
284
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:29,920
I never promised you I wasn't coming.
285
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:32,530
I just said I probably wouldn't.
286
00:33:32,530 --> 00:33:33,950
But I changed my mind.
287
00:33:33,950 --> 00:33:35,950
You're unbelievable you know that?
288
00:33:35,950 --> 00:33:39,290
Any chance I might have of being happy with someone else...
289
00:33:39,290 --> 00:33:40,610
you try and ruin it.
290
00:33:40,610 --> 00:33:43,400
You've been doing it with every single guy since we broke up.
291
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:45,400
How am I trying to ruin anything?
292
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:47,150
I wasn't even talking to you.
293
00:33:47,150 --> 00:33:50,630
I was standing there having a perfectly enjoyable evening with Karen.
294
00:33:50,750 --> 00:33:51,370
Katelyn!
295
00:33:51,370 --> 00:33:52,090
Whatever!
296
00:33:52,090 --> 00:33:54,520
I was standing there having a perfectly enjoyable evening
297
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:56,520
with Katelyn. Until you walked up.
298
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:58,520
You're the one that's creating problems.
299
00:33:58,520 --> 00:33:59,310
Not me!
300
00:33:59,310 --> 00:34:00,860
OK. Seriously Jack?
301
00:34:00,860 --> 00:34:02,170
You have to stop doing this.
302
00:34:02,170 --> 00:34:04,170
This has to end.
303
00:34:04,230 --> 00:34:05,560
What do you mean this?
304
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:08,050
This. This thing between you and me.
305
00:34:08,310 --> 00:34:11,200
We've been in this volatile thing ever since we brook up.
306
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:13,560
And I think the reason things keep resurfacing...
307
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:15,260
...is because we are still living together.
308
00:34:15,260 --> 00:34:16,590
Nobody does that!
309
00:34:16,590 --> 00:34:18,290
When you break up you move out.
310
00:34:18,290 --> 00:34:20,290
You don't stay under the same roof.
311
00:34:20,820 --> 00:34:22,770
What do you want me to say?
312
00:34:22,770 --> 00:34:24,380
Sell me your share of the house.
313
00:34:24,380 --> 00:34:26,620
I don't even care if its above market value.
314
00:34:26,620 --> 00:34:28,620
I just want you out of there.
315
00:34:28,620 --> 00:34:30,350
Why would I do that?
316
00:34:30,350 --> 00:34:33,150
We've been over this 8000 times, Jack.
317
00:34:33,150 --> 00:34:35,150
At some point you're going to have to give in.
318
00:34:35,150 --> 00:34:37,500
At some point, I'm going to meet an amazing guy.
319
00:34:37,500 --> 00:34:39,060
And I'm going to want him to move in.
320
00:34:39,060 --> 00:34:40,920
And I can't do that with you living there.
321
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:42,590
This isn't Threes Company!
322
00:34:42,590 --> 00:34:44,590
Trust me. Nothing with that guy...
323
00:34:44,590 --> 00:34:46,230
...could ever be amazing.
324
00:34:46,230 --> 00:34:49,950
Nothing in my life will ever be amazing as long as you are in it.
325
00:34:53,980 --> 00:34:55,500
Well I'm not moving out.
326
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:57,170
Fine.
327
00:34:57,170 --> 00:34:59,170
If you won't then I will.
328
00:34:59,170 --> 00:35:01,660
You're going to sell me your half?
329
00:35:01,660 --> 00:35:03,000
What choice do I have?
330
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,550
I mean, I love that house.
331
00:35:04,550 --> 00:35:06,550
But I don't love that house with you in it.
332
00:35:06,910 --> 00:35:08,980
So if you're going to be an asshole about it...
333
00:35:08,980 --> 00:35:10,980
...then I have no other choice.
334
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:13,750
You seriously want to move out?
335
00:35:14,060 --> 00:35:16,570
I seriously just want to move on.
336
00:35:48,820 --> 00:35:52,900
So you really swam the entire English Channel in just 7 hours?
337
00:35:52,900 --> 00:35:53,680
I did!
338
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:56,090
Oh my god, you must have incredible endurance!
339
00:35:56,090 --> 00:35:57,510
I have been told.
340
00:35:57,510 --> 00:35:59,510
Prove it!
341
00:36:00,250 --> 00:36:01,510
Where is Abby?
342
00:36:01,510 --> 00:36:03,620
She's in a heated conversation with here ex-boyfriend.
343
00:36:03,620 --> 00:36:05,490
Trust me. When he's around...
344
00:36:05,490 --> 00:36:06,920
...no one else exists.
345
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:08,400
She won't even know we're gone.
346
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:09,750
Come on.
347
00:36:09,750 --> 00:36:10,520
But...
348
00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:54,850
You know what Jack, I can't have this conversation with you.
349
00:59:54,850 --> 00:59:58,300
Either sell me your share of the house, or I'm moving out and selling you mine.
350
00:59:58,300 --> 01:00:01,030
Lets stop going back and forth on this.
351
01:00:01,030 --> 01:00:03,330
I can't live under the same roof as you anymore.
352
01:00:06,920 --> 01:00:08,440
What are you doing?
353
01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:10,440
I spilt wine on my shirt.
354
01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:12,440
So you took your shirt off in the middle of the party?
355
01:00:12,830 --> 01:00:14,440
Bad idea?
356
01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:16,440
Bad idea!
357
01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:20,100
You know what, I'm sure Kim has a shirt you can borrow.
358
01:00:20,100 --> 01:00:22,770
I've left Enrique alone enough.
359
01:00:22,770 --> 01:00:23,920
Goodnight boys.
360
01:00:31,570 --> 01:00:34,770
I really have to go pee.
361
01:00:39,850 --> 01:00:41,160
Eh!
362
01:00:42,470 --> 01:00:44,430
We were just talking.
363
01:00:52,520 --> 01:00:55,000
Abby, wait please!
364
01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:08,000
Where are you going?
365
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:09,210
I'm going home.
366
01:01:09,210 --> 01:01:10,470
Can you give me a ride?
367
01:01:11,330 --> 01:01:13,260
What happened to Mr. Douche?
368
01:01:14,220 --> 01:01:16,090
Turns out...he's a douche.
369
01:01:16,090 --> 01:01:17,660
Don't gloat about being right.
370
01:01:17,660 --> 01:01:19,660
It still sucks that you're right.
371
01:01:19,660 --> 01:01:21,660
Alright. No gloating.
372
01:01:23,860 --> 01:01:25,360
Come on Mark.
373
01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:27,360
Time to go home.
374
01:01:50,310 --> 01:01:53,700
If you came up here to say "I told you so", you can leave.
375
01:02:00,750 --> 01:02:02,000
I already told you.
376
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:04,000
I'm not going to say that
377
01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:06,000
You OK?
378
01:02:06,540 --> 01:02:08,470
Yeah, I'm fine.
379
01:02:08,470 --> 01:02:10,470
It was only one date.
380
01:02:10,470 --> 01:02:12,770
Plus if he hooks up with girls like Rachael...
381
01:02:12,770 --> 01:02:14,770
It says volumes about him.
382
01:02:14,770 --> 01:02:16,770
Hey, even I hooked up with Rachael.
383
01:02:17,670 --> 01:02:18,770
Case in point.
384
01:02:18,770 --> 01:02:20,770
Touche'
385
01:02:21,380 --> 01:02:24,950
I mean, why am I such an asshole magnet?
386
01:02:25,770 --> 01:02:26,930
Dunno.
387
01:02:26,930 --> 01:02:26,950
You're an asshole.
Dunno.
388
01:02:26,950 --> 01:02:28,720
You're an asshole.
389
01:02:28,720 --> 01:02:30,130
Why did you date me?
390
01:02:32,730 --> 01:02:34,720
I dated you because...
391
01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:36,720
you're beautiful...
392
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:38,720
you're smart...
393
01:02:38,720 --> 01:02:40,720
you're funny...
394
01:02:40,720 --> 01:02:42,720
you're creative...
395
01:02:42,720 --> 01:02:44,720
You smell incredible...
396
01:02:44,720 --> 01:02:45,930
you're sweet...
397
01:02:45,930 --> 01:02:47,930
you're sexy and...
398
01:02:48,790 --> 01:02:50,380
And?
399
01:02:51,500 --> 01:02:53,160
I think I said enough.
400
01:02:54,600 --> 01:02:57,850
Do you think I'll ever meet a nice guy to settle down with?
401
01:02:57,850 --> 01:02:59,850
I certainly hope not.
402
01:03:02,740 --> 01:03:03,770
Hi!
403
01:03:04,930 --> 01:03:06,340
Hey Mark.
404
01:03:06,340 --> 01:03:09,200
I know. I'm going to drive you home in just a second.
405
01:03:09,820 --> 01:03:13,890
Oh its OK. I was just seeing if you guys wanted a nice glass of milk.
406
01:03:13,890 --> 01:03:15,890
Oh, no thank you.
407
01:03:15,890 --> 01:03:17,890
I'll be right down.
408
01:03:18,740 --> 01:03:19,890
No problem.
409
01:03:19,890 --> 01:03:21,890
You know I can just always stay on the sofa.
410
01:03:21,890 --> 01:03:22,940
NO!
411
01:03:23,550 --> 01:03:25,970
It's OK. I'll really be right down.
412
01:03:25,970 --> 01:03:26,800
in a second.
413
01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:27,790
OK.
414
01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:29,790
Good night Abby.
415
01:03:29,790 --> 01:03:30,800
Good night Mark.
416
01:03:32,560 --> 01:03:33,520
You know what's funny?
417
01:03:33,520 --> 01:03:35,520
Now, he's a nice guy.
418
01:03:36,650 --> 01:03:39,420
Don't say that. I'll stay single forever.
419
01:03:40,620 --> 01:03:43,040
Try to get some sleep.
420
01:03:47,490 --> 01:03:49,070
you know what I'm going to do?
421
01:03:49,850 --> 01:03:52,050
I'm not going to let this bring me down.
422
01:03:52,050 --> 01:03:55,870
Tomorrow, I'm going to get right back on the saddle and start dating again.
423
01:03:55,870 --> 01:03:57,300
Everyone!
424
01:03:57,300 --> 01:04:00,820
You got to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince.
425
01:04:00,820 --> 01:04:02,820
There's a guy out there for me.
426
01:04:03,210 --> 01:04:04,760
And not a crazy...
427
01:04:04,760 --> 01:04:07,520
milkman, like the guy downstairs.
428
01:04:07,520 --> 01:04:10,250
But a nice...smart...
429
01:04:10,250 --> 01:04:12,250
...solid guy.
430
01:04:29,540 --> 01:04:30,800
Dear Jack,
431
01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:33,660
Do you think its possible to be friends with an ex?
432
01:04:33,660 --> 01:04:35,660
Or is that relationship doomed...
433
01:04:35,660 --> 01:04:37,660
to always being complicated?
434
01:04:38,050 --> 01:04:41,220
Sincerely, An Ex-Girlfriend in Chicago.
435
01:04:41,220 --> 01:04:43,220
Dear Ex-Girlfriend,
436
01:04:43,650 --> 01:04:46,900
I'd be lying if I said relationships with ex's can be easy.
437
01:04:46,900 --> 01:04:50,060
But I think that in time they can be possible.
438
01:04:50,600 --> 01:04:54,070
The first step is asking yourself if you're really ready...
439
01:04:54,070 --> 01:04:55,860
to be friends.
440
01:04:55,860 --> 01:04:56,940
Next,
441
01:04:56,940 --> 01:05:00,840
You need to accept the fact that relationship is actually over...
442
01:05:00,840 --> 01:05:04,830
and recognize that if you two were really meant to be together...
443
01:05:04,830 --> 01:05:06,830
...you would still be together.
444
01:05:06,830 --> 01:05:09,230
Just make sure before you go down that road...
445
01:05:09,230 --> 01:05:11,230
that you heart is fully healed...
446
01:05:11,230 --> 01:05:13,230
and that you are really over your ex.
447
01:05:13,230 --> 01:05:15,550
If you are still holding onto hope...
448
01:05:15,550 --> 01:05:17,830
or if you are still completely in love with him...
449
01:05:17,830 --> 01:05:22,010
you might find yourself doing really irrational and stupid things.
450
01:05:22,010 --> 01:05:24,910
Also understand that when you are friends with an ex...
451
01:05:24,910 --> 01:05:26,910
one day they might meet someone else.
452
01:05:26,910 --> 01:05:30,440
And you won't be that special person in their life anymore.
453
01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:34,120
And are you really ready to accept you role in the world?
454
01:05:35,070 --> 01:05:36,120
Mail.
455
01:05:36,120 --> 01:05:38,120
Mock up of today's column.
456
01:05:38,910 --> 01:05:40,120
Morning coffee.
457
01:05:42,060 --> 01:05:43,740
No flowers.
458
01:05:43,740 --> 01:05:45,740
What happened to you?
459
01:05:46,460 --> 01:05:47,740
nothing. Why?
460
01:05:49,500 --> 01:05:51,760
Well, you look like shit.
461
01:05:51,760 --> 01:05:53,550
You're hungover.
462
01:05:53,550 --> 01:05:55,550
And its Friday.
463
01:05:57,520 --> 01:05:59,530
She met someone, didn't she?
464
01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:02,530
Who?
465
01:06:03,100 --> 01:06:05,370
You know who I'm talking about.
466
01:06:05,370 --> 01:06:07,370
Am I right? Yeah.
467
01:06:08,300 --> 01:06:10,630
And the worst part about it...
468
01:06:10,630 --> 01:06:12,630
He's a nice guy.
469
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:15,510
Well it was bound to happen sooner or later.
470
01:06:16,820 --> 01:06:19,120
So are you going to move out?
471
01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:22,430
Why would I do that?
472
01:06:22,430 --> 01:06:24,430
Because Jack, it's the right thing to do.
473
01:06:27,170 --> 01:06:28,220
I know.
474
01:06:28,220 --> 01:06:31,250
I'm here if you need anything. OK?
475
01:06:36,660 --> 01:06:38,540
Is that my shirt?
476
01:06:38,540 --> 01:06:40,540
It is.
477
01:06:41,610 --> 01:06:44,640
It looks....nice on you.
478
01:06:50,120 --> 01:06:51,810
Did you see that?
479
01:06:51,810 --> 01:06:53,300
She liked the shirt...
480
01:06:53,300 --> 01:06:55,300
On me.
481
01:06:56,140 --> 01:06:57,300
She did?
482
01:06:57,940 --> 01:07:02,510
Suddenly I feel hopeful.
483
01:07:02,510 --> 01:07:04,510
Good.
484
01:07:04,510 --> 01:07:08,190
Suddenly I feel like I might have a shot at her.
485
01:07:09,390 --> 01:07:11,200
You might.
486
01:07:11,200 --> 01:07:16,120
You know, thanks for all your support. You've always been there for me.
487
01:07:32,640 --> 01:07:33,890
Good night, Kim.
488
01:07:33,890 --> 01:07:35,890
Have a good weekend.
489
01:07:35,890 --> 01:07:37,890
You too, Jack.
490
01:07:37,890 --> 01:07:39,890
I'll try.
491
01:07:53,890 --> 01:07:55,530
You know what I'm sick of?
492
01:07:56,610 --> 01:07:57,530
You scared me.
493
01:07:58,320 --> 01:07:59,530
Sorry, but its important.
494
01:07:59,530 --> 01:08:00,120
OK.
Sorry, but its important.
495
01:08:00,120 --> 01:08:01,530
OK.
496
01:08:01,530 --> 01:08:03,530
What are you sick of?
497
01:08:03,530 --> 01:08:06,480
I'm sick of pretending...
498
01:08:06,480 --> 01:08:08,480
like something's OK when its not.
499
01:08:08,480 --> 01:08:13,650
and instead he just walks around like nothings the matter and everything's OK...
500
01:08:13,650 --> 01:08:15,650
You know, trying to act all cool.
501
01:08:16,940 --> 01:08:18,660
Do you understand what I'm saying.
502
01:08:20,400 --> 01:08:21,640
No.
503
01:08:24,960 --> 01:08:26,960
Which part?
504
01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:31,900
Firstly, you've never really been the cool guy.
505
01:08:33,820 --> 01:08:36,600
This isn't going at all how I planned.
506
01:08:37,770 --> 01:08:39,810
I don't understand what you are saying.
507
01:08:39,810 --> 01:08:41,810
Look I'm just going to say it.
508
01:08:41,810 --> 01:08:43,810
I like you.
509
01:08:43,810 --> 01:08:45,810
I really like you.
510
01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:48,490
This shirt that I'm wearing, this is your shirt.
511
01:08:48,490 --> 01:08:50,490
And I got it from your house...
512
01:08:50,490 --> 01:08:52,490
...at the party you had over a month ago.
513
01:08:52,490 --> 01:08:54,970
I haven't given it back because...
514
01:08:54,970 --> 01:08:57,700
because it smells like you. I really like that.
515
01:08:57,700 --> 01:09:00,710
And... I just had to tell you how I feel.
516
01:09:00,710 --> 01:09:03,080
It's OK if you don't feel the same way I feel.
517
01:09:03,080 --> 01:09:06,020
But if I didn't tell you how I feel...
518
01:09:06,020 --> 01:09:08,360
It wouldn't be fair to myself. I just don't care anymore.
519
01:09:08,360 --> 01:09:12,390
And...you're so...beautiful.
520
01:09:12,390 --> 01:09:14,390
You're so smart...and...
521
01:09:14,390 --> 01:09:16,390
It's just amazing to me.
522
01:09:16,390 --> 01:09:18,390
that you're still single.
523
01:09:18,390 --> 01:09:20,390
And...
524
01:09:40,770 --> 01:09:42,430
What was that for?
525
01:09:44,350 --> 01:09:47,580
I've been waiting a long time to hear you so those things to me.
526
01:09:49,310 --> 01:09:52,910
You've just been waiting for me to say that?
527
01:09:52,910 --> 01:09:54,910
This whole time you felt the exact same way?
528
01:09:56,200 --> 01:09:59,150
You just trying to torture me?
529
01:09:59,960 --> 01:10:03,690
Well, I think after tonight you'll realize it was all worth it.
530
01:15:03,700 --> 01:15:05,990
Oh my...
531
01:27:57,670 --> 01:27:59,720
Oh, it was worth the wait!
532
01:28:00,750 --> 01:28:03,280
I agree!
533
01:28:39,840 --> 01:28:44,860
Ordinarily, I'm the one answering the questions sent in by my readers.
534
01:28:44,860 --> 01:28:48,730
Today, I'm going to do something a little bit different.
535
01:28:48,730 --> 01:28:52,930
I'm going to send out a question so that one particular reader will answer.
536
01:28:52,930 --> 01:28:54,930
Dear Abby,
537
01:28:54,930 --> 01:28:58,490
For the past 5 years I've helped couples struggle.
538
01:28:58,490 --> 01:29:00,210
...with a wide variety of issues...
539
01:29:00,210 --> 01:29:02,080
...work through problems they might be having...
540
01:29:02,080 --> 01:29:04,810
...with the person who means the most to them.
541
01:29:04,810 --> 01:29:06,510
By all accounts...
542
01:29:06,510 --> 01:29:09,510
...it seems I might have been somewhat successful.
543
01:29:09,510 --> 01:29:14,720
My readers have been nothing but grateful and loyal for the advice I've dispensed.
544
01:29:14,720 --> 01:29:18,570
And yet when I reflect on my own problems...
545
01:29:18,570 --> 01:29:20,570
...with the person who means the most to me...
546
01:29:21,510 --> 01:29:23,900
...I'm somehow left without any answers.
547
01:29:23,900 --> 01:29:25,900
only questions
548
01:29:25,900 --> 01:29:27,900
Things like...
549
01:29:27,900 --> 01:29:31,690
Is there a way for me to right the wrongs I did to you?
550
01:29:31,690 --> 01:29:33,010
Things like...
551
01:29:33,010 --> 01:29:36,480
Do you really think I'm as big a jerk as you say I am?
552
01:29:36,810 --> 01:29:39,080
Things like, Will you be sad when you get home tonight...
553
01:29:39,080 --> 01:29:41,790
...and realize I've decided the best thing I could...
554
01:29:41,790 --> 01:29:43,790
possibly give you is your freedom?
555
01:29:44,890 --> 01:29:45,790
That's right.
556
01:29:45,790 --> 01:29:47,440
I'm doing it.
557
01:29:47,440 --> 01:29:50,100
I'm moving out. I'm giving you the house.
558
01:29:51,130 --> 01:29:53,790
No need to deal with real estate agents...
559
01:29:53,790 --> 01:29:55,090
or lawyers...
560
01:29:55,090 --> 01:29:57,090
It's yours.
561
01:29:57,630 --> 01:30:00,460
It's the least I can do for the heartache I've caused.
562
01:30:00,910 --> 01:30:04,150
Sometimes, the best thing in life...
563
01:30:04,150 --> 01:30:06,150
...comes from letting something go.
564
01:30:06,500 --> 01:30:08,600
If my letting you go can give you the chance...
565
01:30:08,600 --> 01:30:11,600
at happiness you've always wanted with a nice guy...
566
01:30:12,190 --> 01:30:14,440
Then maybe in some small way...
567
01:30:14,440 --> 01:30:16,440
I'll have redeemed myself.
568
01:30:26,650 --> 01:30:27,890
Where are you going?
569
01:30:29,440 --> 01:30:31,140
Oh, I'm...
570
01:30:31,380 --> 01:30:33,590
Mark's moving in with Kimberly actually.
571
01:30:33,590 --> 01:30:36,390
So I'm taking over the lease of his apartment.
572
01:30:37,220 --> 01:30:38,960
They're moving in together?
573
01:30:38,960 --> 01:30:40,790
Yeah...uhh...
574
01:30:40,790 --> 01:30:42,790
They hooked up last week.
575
01:30:42,790 --> 01:30:44,790
The rest is history.
576
01:30:44,790 --> 01:30:47,700
It's amazing. I'm so happy for them.
577
01:30:48,070 --> 01:30:49,130
Yeah.
578
01:30:50,150 --> 01:30:53,260
He's ... he's a nice guy.
579
01:31:02,730 --> 01:31:03,900
You're moving out.
580
01:31:04,200 --> 01:31:06,720
That's kind of sudden isn't it.
581
01:31:06,720 --> 01:31:08,720
It is?
582
01:31:08,720 --> 01:31:11,570
You've been wanting me out of your hair for the longest time.
583
01:31:12,070 --> 01:31:14,180
I think it's been a long time coming.
584
01:31:15,790 --> 01:31:18,710
Did you mean everything you said in your column?
585
01:31:20,740 --> 01:31:22,250
Every word.
586
01:31:24,210 --> 01:31:26,280
You know you pretend to be such an asshole.
587
01:31:26,280 --> 01:31:28,760
But you're a total romantic sap, Jack.
588
01:31:30,190 --> 01:31:31,540
I know.
589
01:31:32,540 --> 01:31:34,050
Promise you won't tell anyone?
590
01:31:34,050 --> 01:31:35,420
I promise.
591
01:31:43,310 --> 01:31:45,070
The place is all yours, Abby.
592
01:31:45,810 --> 01:31:47,070
It feels funny.
593
01:31:48,220 --> 01:31:52,230
Sometimes when you get what you think you always wanted...
594
01:31:52,230 --> 01:31:54,870
...you realize you never really wanted it at all.
595
01:31:55,760 --> 01:31:58,710
If you had moved out when we first broke up...
596
01:31:59,170 --> 01:32:02,550
I would've stood there and begged you to stay.
597
01:32:03,430 --> 01:32:04,550
You would've begged?
598
01:32:05,720 --> 01:32:06,880
Don't gloat.
599
01:32:09,380 --> 01:32:11,070
It's all yours.
600
01:32:12,070 --> 01:32:15,340
Well, before you go can I ask you something?
601
01:32:17,150 --> 01:32:18,300
Sure.
602
01:32:19,720 --> 01:32:21,510
Will you move in with me?
603
01:32:22,990 --> 01:32:23,970
What?
604
01:32:23,970 --> 01:32:25,970
I miss you.
605
01:32:26,490 --> 01:32:28,300
But i haven't even been gone yet.
606
01:32:28,720 --> 01:32:31,400
I know. I didn't mean to say I miss you, I meant...
607
01:32:31,400 --> 01:32:33,400
I miss us.
608
01:32:35,460 --> 01:32:37,440
I miss us too.
609
01:32:38,120 --> 01:32:39,920
So you'll move in with me?
610
01:37:01,050 --> 01:37:02,950
That's so sexy!
611
01:39:29,870 --> 01:39:30,960
You like that baby?
612
01:39:30,960 --> 01:39:31,590
Mmm-Umm.
613
01:42:31,020 --> 01:42:33,200
Stick your tonuge in
614
01:43:18,810 --> 01:43:21,030
I missed this so much!
615
01:46:12,200 --> 01:46:14,340
Give it to me baby!
616
01:46:24,540 --> 01:46:26,030
I'm going to come.
617
01:49:24,660 --> 01:49:27,060
I'm coming!
618
01:49:56,210 --> 01:49:57,360
I love you.
619
01:49:57,360 --> 01:49:59,360
I love you too.
619
01:50:00,305 --> 01:50:06,934
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