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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:03,376 --> 00:00:06,745 Hey, Penelope, how'd you like the gift I left you in your locker? 3 00:00:06,747 --> 00:00:08,514 1,000 crickets, not bad, eh? 4 00:00:08,516 --> 00:00:11,383 Didn't even notice. 5 00:00:11,385 --> 00:00:14,286 [Cricket chirps] 6 00:00:14,288 --> 00:00:19,258 Anyway, the better question is do you own an umbrella? 7 00:00:19,260 --> 00:00:24,163 Why would I need an umbrella? 8 00:00:27,734 --> 00:00:29,368 Birdseed? 9 00:00:29,370 --> 00:00:30,202 That all you got? 10 00:00:30,204 --> 00:00:34,373 [Scoffs] I expected more from my arch-Nemesis. 11 00:00:34,375 --> 00:00:36,909 Wordham, begin phase two. 12 00:00:36,911 --> 00:00:37,476 Oh, no. 13 00:00:37,478 --> 00:00:43,315 I hope an adorable little blue Jay doesn't fly in and sit on my shoulder. 14 00:00:43,317 --> 00:00:45,417 [Bird screeches] 15 00:00:45,419 --> 00:00:49,188 That doesn't sound like a blue Jay. 16 00:00:49,190 --> 00:00:55,160 [Raven screeching] 17 00:00:55,929 --> 00:00:59,932 Fly, my pretty. Fly! 18 00:00:59,934 --> 00:01:04,203 [Screams] 19 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:11,343 In all my years as principal, I have never witnessed such carnage. 20 00:01:11,345 --> 00:01:15,314 This is child's play compared to the wrath that I'm going to bring upon you. 21 00:01:15,316 --> 00:01:18,350 She's not possessed by the devil, we had her tested. 22 00:01:18,352 --> 00:01:22,154 Tomorrow night is the school's international festival, 23 00:01:22,156 --> 00:01:24,823 and I will tolerate no trouble. 24 00:01:24,825 --> 00:01:31,830 It's the only time I can wear lederhosen and clogs and still be taken seriously. 25 00:01:31,832 --> 00:01:35,200 Revenge will be mine. 26 00:01:35,202 --> 00:01:40,005 Frankie, are you even listening or just thinking of ways to get even? 27 00:01:40,007 --> 00:01:41,340 When did you get here? 28 00:01:41,342 --> 00:01:44,643 That's it... this feud with Penelope is over. 29 00:01:44,645 --> 00:01:45,711 If you do anything more to her, 30 00:01:45,713 --> 00:01:48,347 I will ground you for a month and take away big gert. 31 00:01:48,349 --> 00:01:50,282 [Gasps] You wouldn't. 32 00:01:50,284 --> 00:01:52,351 Big Gert is her favorite mannequin head. 33 00:01:52,353 --> 00:01:57,956 It sounds weird, but it's like her Teddy bear, only it's a severed head, so it's... 34 00:01:57,958 --> 00:01:59,825 I'm a good mother. 35 00:01:59,827 --> 00:02:04,296 Putting that aside, I trust this matter has been resolved. 36 00:02:04,298 --> 00:02:08,467 - Ms. Hathaway. - Butler. 37 00:02:08,469 --> 00:02:10,869 Wordham, since my feud with Francesca is over 38 00:02:10,871 --> 00:02:15,207 and I got in the last prank, that must mean I won. 39 00:02:15,209 --> 00:02:16,842 [Laughs] [Clapping] 40 00:02:16,844 --> 00:02:18,277 Congrats, milady. 41 00:02:18,279 --> 00:02:21,747 Permission to sneer while exiting. 42 00:02:21,749 --> 00:02:23,849 - Granted. - [Scoffs] 43 00:02:23,851 --> 00:02:26,318 This isn't over. 44 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:29,021 Frankie will rise again! 45 00:02:29,023 --> 00:02:32,024 [Bird screeches] 46 00:02:34,694 --> 00:02:37,663 Well played. 47 00:02:37,665 --> 00:02:40,299 [Spooky rock music] 48 00:02:40,301 --> 00:02:43,168 ♪ If you move into a haunted house ♪ 49 00:02:43,170 --> 00:02:45,871 ♪ You gotta try to work things out ♪ 50 00:02:45,873 --> 00:02:48,006 ♪ So if you're living with a ghost or three ♪ 51 00:02:48,008 --> 00:02:52,010 ♪ You gotta be one big, semi-scary family ♪ 52 00:02:52,012 --> 00:02:54,379 ♪ Don't know how we ended up this way ♪ 53 00:02:54,381 --> 00:02:56,181 ♪ But I guess you could call us ♪ 54 00:02:56,183 --> 00:02:59,117 ♪ The haunted Hathaways ♪ 55 00:02:59,119 --> 00:03:01,854 ♪ The haunted Hathaways ♪ 56 00:03:01,856 --> 00:03:04,323 ♪ The haunted Hathaways ♪ 57 00:03:04,325 --> 00:03:07,693 ♪ 58 00:03:07,695 --> 00:03:10,128 ♪ The haunted Hathaways ♪ 59 00:03:10,130 --> 00:03:12,731 ♪ 60 00:03:15,902 --> 00:03:18,770 In class today, someone hid our teacher's glasses. 61 00:03:18,772 --> 00:03:19,471 That's funny. 62 00:03:19,473 --> 00:03:22,774 In ghost school, someone hid our teacher's arm. 63 00:03:22,776 --> 00:03:26,144 Up top, Miles. 64 00:03:26,146 --> 00:03:27,779 - Nice arm, Louie. - Thank you. 65 00:03:27,781 --> 00:03:29,214 [Gasps] [Southern accent] Oh. 66 00:03:29,216 --> 00:03:31,016 There's my little sugar lump. 67 00:03:31,018 --> 00:03:35,854 Ooh, and, Miles, ain't you just as cute as a bug's ear! 68 00:03:35,856 --> 00:03:37,122 [Giggles] 69 00:03:37,124 --> 00:03:39,024 Did you fall in the shower again? 70 00:03:39,026 --> 00:03:41,193 [Normal voice] No, I'm taking a Louisiana lingo class, 71 00:03:41,195 --> 00:03:44,329 so I can converse better with some of our local customers. 72 00:03:44,331 --> 00:03:45,297 Are you sure? 73 00:03:45,299 --> 00:03:48,033 The locals might think you're making fun of them. 74 00:03:48,035 --> 00:03:52,137 [Southern accent] Oh, hornswoggle, craw daddy, why would they ever think that? 75 00:03:52,139 --> 00:03:53,205 No reason. 76 00:03:53,207 --> 00:03:55,340 [Normal voice] So, Taylor, while I'm taking these classes, 77 00:03:55,342 --> 00:03:57,676 I'd like you to close the bakery for me. 78 00:03:57,678 --> 00:03:59,344 Me? By myself? 79 00:03:59,346 --> 00:04:01,113 You're ready for more responsibility. 80 00:04:01,115 --> 00:04:04,716 And if you do a good job, we can talk about bumping up that curfew. 81 00:04:04,718 --> 00:04:06,385 [Gasps] Really? My curfew? 82 00:04:06,387 --> 00:04:07,719 If all goes well. 83 00:04:07,721 --> 00:04:08,987 Now remember, no fooling around. 84 00:04:08,989 --> 00:04:10,722 I need to know I can trust you. 85 00:04:10,724 --> 00:04:12,024 Starting now. 86 00:04:12,026 --> 00:04:12,958 Ooh, today? 87 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:16,028 I sort of had plans with my friends. 88 00:04:16,030 --> 00:04:17,796 You know what? No worries. 89 00:04:17,798 --> 00:04:19,331 I'll make it work. 90 00:04:19,333 --> 00:04:21,400 Our little girl's growing up. 91 00:04:21,402 --> 00:04:26,038 [Southern accent] Okay, well, Taylor, you are a fine young tadpole 92 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:28,307 gone and made a mama frog real proud. 93 00:04:28,309 --> 00:04:30,876 [Normal voice] You know what I'm saying? 94 00:04:30,878 --> 00:04:34,646 I do not. 95 00:04:35,248 --> 00:04:36,515 It's great your mom trusts you. 96 00:04:36,517 --> 00:04:39,851 Come on, Miles. I'm totally responsible. 97 00:04:39,853 --> 00:04:41,720 Why wouldn't she trust me? 98 00:04:41,722 --> 00:04:45,190 [Dance music] 99 00:04:45,192 --> 00:04:45,958 [Both laugh] 100 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:51,630 Who knew the bakery could be so fun? 101 00:04:53,266 --> 00:04:56,301 What is going on here? 102 00:04:56,303 --> 00:04:58,103 Taylor, a word please. 103 00:04:58,105 --> 00:05:02,107 No, thank you. 104 00:05:04,444 --> 00:05:06,111 Nice moves. 105 00:05:06,113 --> 00:05:10,148 Okay, what are you doing? Michelle said no fooling around. 106 00:05:10,150 --> 00:05:12,384 Miles, everything's fine. 107 00:05:12,386 --> 00:05:15,420 The register's balanced, and I can clean up after they're gone. 108 00:05:15,422 --> 00:05:16,488 Come on. Loosen up. 109 00:05:16,490 --> 00:05:18,790 Let's see some of those moves. 110 00:05:18,792 --> 00:05:21,793 No, this is completely... 111 00:05:21,795 --> 00:05:23,095 Okay, one move. 112 00:05:23,097 --> 00:05:24,997 [Whooping] 113 00:05:24,999 --> 00:05:25,631 Wait, no. 114 00:05:25,633 --> 00:05:30,202 Taylor, you're in charge. Do you know what that means? 115 00:05:30,204 --> 00:05:32,070 [Sighs] I do. 116 00:05:32,072 --> 00:05:35,374 I can hang out with my friends here every day. 117 00:05:35,376 --> 00:05:37,309 Sophie, Susan, same time tomorrow? 118 00:05:37,311 --> 00:05:39,378 Awesome. Can we bring a few people? 119 00:05:39,380 --> 00:05:42,147 I don't see why not. 120 00:05:42,149 --> 00:05:43,982 How? How don't you see? 121 00:05:43,984 --> 00:05:47,285 Relax, I can handle this. 122 00:05:47,287 --> 00:05:49,287 I can clean. 123 00:05:49,289 --> 00:05:52,057 I can dance. 124 00:05:52,059 --> 00:05:56,828 I can clean while I dance. 125 00:05:56,830 --> 00:05:58,597 [Gasps] 126 00:06:00,433 --> 00:06:05,737 That'll buff right out. 127 00:06:10,443 --> 00:06:13,478 Ha ha, that's it, Louie! Five goo balls in a row. 128 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:16,181 You were right, I just needed to practice. 129 00:06:16,183 --> 00:06:19,985 I'm glad you didn't let me quit after the first hundred tries. 130 00:06:19,987 --> 00:06:22,754 Me too, son. [Laughs] 131 00:06:22,756 --> 00:06:25,691 Phew. 132 00:06:25,693 --> 00:06:26,458 I like what I see, though. 133 00:06:26,460 --> 00:06:31,697 You are definitely going to ace that level two ghost test tomorrow night. 134 00:06:31,699 --> 00:06:32,731 Oh, finally. 135 00:06:32,733 --> 00:06:33,999 Finally. 136 00:06:34,001 --> 00:06:36,735 Well, I'm heading out to poker night. 137 00:06:36,737 --> 00:06:39,838 Or should I call it brag-about-my-son night? 138 00:06:39,840 --> 00:06:41,707 [Laughs] Level two. 139 00:06:41,709 --> 00:06:44,309 [Laughs] 140 00:06:44,311 --> 00:06:48,046 ♪ I'm gettin' on my boo, 'cause I'm hittin' level two ♪ 141 00:06:48,048 --> 00:06:51,383 ♪ All the ghosts in the house say Louie ♪ 142 00:06:51,385 --> 00:06:54,286 Louie, Louie... 143 00:06:56,189 --> 00:06:59,758 Don't worry, I'm too depressed to make fun of you. 144 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:01,426 Wow, what's going on? 145 00:07:01,428 --> 00:07:03,895 Penelope pranked me, and mom says she'll ground me 146 00:07:03,897 --> 00:07:06,164 and take big gert away if I try to get back at her. 147 00:07:06,166 --> 00:07:10,702 But how do I exist in a world where Penelope got me last? 148 00:07:10,704 --> 00:07:12,471 I might have an idea... 149 00:07:12,473 --> 00:07:15,006 That'll never work. 150 00:07:15,008 --> 00:07:17,676 Wait, I should let you get it out first. 151 00:07:17,678 --> 00:07:22,180 While your hands are tied, nobody said I couldn't get back at Penelope. 152 00:07:22,182 --> 00:07:24,015 Hmm, that's true. 153 00:07:24,017 --> 00:07:26,351 You can get her while I stand far away. 154 00:07:26,353 --> 00:07:27,986 No one can blame me. 155 00:07:27,988 --> 00:07:28,720 Okay, so... 156 00:07:28,722 --> 00:07:32,824 Tomorrow at 4:00, everyone will be in the cafeteria setting up 157 00:07:32,826 --> 00:07:35,060 for the international festival. 158 00:07:35,062 --> 00:07:36,461 Perfect time and place. 159 00:07:36,463 --> 00:07:40,632 Penelope's bringing in a pot of moose stew for her Canadian booth. 160 00:07:40,634 --> 00:07:42,434 You bring in a matching pot. 161 00:07:42,436 --> 00:07:45,837 Then, while I create a diversion, you... 162 00:07:45,839 --> 00:07:49,241 Oversalt her stew. Brilliant! 163 00:07:49,243 --> 00:07:53,245 No, you pop in and switch my pot with Penelope's. 164 00:07:53,247 --> 00:07:56,148 So when she goes to open it, it will... 165 00:07:56,150 --> 00:07:59,217 Be oversalted. 166 00:07:59,219 --> 00:08:00,352 [Sighs] No. 167 00:08:00,354 --> 00:08:03,922 Explode in a huge, disgusting mess. 168 00:08:03,924 --> 00:08:04,790 It's perfect. 169 00:08:04,792 --> 00:08:08,059 And it's actually within your narrow skill level. 170 00:08:08,061 --> 00:08:12,330 That it is. 171 00:08:14,934 --> 00:08:16,201 Rise and shine! 172 00:08:16,203 --> 00:08:17,369 [Screams] 173 00:08:17,371 --> 00:08:19,137 Oh, good, you're up. 174 00:08:19,139 --> 00:08:22,774 I need you in the zone today if we're taking down Penelope. 175 00:08:22,776 --> 00:08:23,842 I live in the zone. 176 00:08:23,844 --> 00:08:26,912 Nothing can keep me from that library at 3:00. 177 00:08:26,914 --> 00:08:28,246 The cafeteria at 4:00? 178 00:08:28,248 --> 00:08:32,217 Exactly, I'll be there. I promise. 179 00:08:32,219 --> 00:08:34,019 Hey, Frankie. 180 00:08:34,021 --> 00:08:35,520 Have a great day at school. 181 00:08:35,522 --> 00:08:39,124 Oh, it's going to be the greatest day ever. 182 00:08:39,126 --> 00:08:40,458 [Chuckles] 183 00:08:40,460 --> 00:08:43,228 Why does it sound bad when she says it? 184 00:08:43,230 --> 00:08:46,364 Hey, Louie, you know what's the most important part 185 00:08:46,366 --> 00:08:48,366 of becoming a level two ghost? 186 00:08:48,368 --> 00:08:52,938 The perfect suit. We're going shopping! 187 00:08:52,940 --> 00:08:53,772 Awesome! 188 00:08:53,774 --> 00:08:55,440 Yep, it's a time-honored tradition for a young ghost 189 00:08:55,442 --> 00:08:58,743 to look sharp on the night he's moving up a level. 190 00:08:58,745 --> 00:08:59,411 You ready? 191 00:08:59,413 --> 00:09:01,346 I'm always ready to look good. 192 00:09:01,348 --> 00:09:04,983 Or should I say "gooder"? 193 00:09:04,985 --> 00:09:06,084 [Chuckles] 194 00:09:06,086 --> 00:09:10,589 No, you shouldn't. 195 00:09:11,824 --> 00:09:14,492 It looks great in here. 196 00:09:14,494 --> 00:09:18,897 That's an odd place for a gigantic clock. 197 00:09:18,899 --> 00:09:21,867 Nope, not gonna interfere. Trust you. 198 00:09:21,869 --> 00:09:24,169 Of course you do. We're good people. 199 00:09:24,171 --> 00:09:26,271 I'll see you tonight after Frankie's festival. 200 00:09:26,273 --> 00:09:29,808 You got it, Miles and I will take care of everything. 201 00:09:29,810 --> 00:09:31,810 Yeah, just us. Only us. 202 00:09:31,812 --> 00:09:35,480 You know what, you just need to calm down with all the questions. 203 00:09:35,482 --> 00:09:40,952 Anyway, as they say in the bayou, etouffee beignet lagasse. 204 00:09:42,088 --> 00:09:46,791 Now you're lucky I can stay so cool under pressure. 205 00:09:46,793 --> 00:09:49,527 You were a rock. 206 00:09:49,529 --> 00:09:54,199 Don't worry, it's just a few girls coming over for gossip and snacks. 207 00:09:54,201 --> 00:09:56,768 It's all good. 208 00:09:56,770 --> 00:09:58,270 Hey, Taylor, we're here. 209 00:09:58,272 --> 00:09:59,304 Wow, that's a lot of pizza. 210 00:09:59,306 --> 00:10:01,539 What did you do, invite the whole school? 211 00:10:01,541 --> 00:10:04,276 - Hope that's okay. - Okay? 212 00:10:04,278 --> 00:10:07,445 She said okay! 213 00:10:07,447 --> 00:10:10,515 [Dance music] 214 00:10:10,517 --> 00:10:12,350 [Shouts] My floor! 215 00:10:12,352 --> 00:10:17,122 Taylor, you've gotta stop this before it gets out of control. 216 00:10:17,124 --> 00:10:18,123 You're overreacting. 217 00:10:18,125 --> 00:10:20,392 Nothing's going to get out of control. 218 00:10:20,394 --> 00:10:23,862 Hey, bro! Go deep! 219 00:10:28,301 --> 00:10:33,171 Faster, wordham, this thing starts in three hours. 220 00:10:33,173 --> 00:10:35,941 Hey, everyone, look at my real maple tree from Canada. 221 00:10:35,943 --> 00:10:41,279 Father had it ripped from the earth and flown in for me. 222 00:10:41,281 --> 00:10:45,116 4:00, okay, Louie, do your thing, buddy. 223 00:10:45,118 --> 00:10:46,451 Hey, everybody. 224 00:10:46,453 --> 00:10:50,388 The kid with the India booth has a real tiger outside. 225 00:10:50,390 --> 00:10:54,926 Check it out. 226 00:10:57,863 --> 00:11:03,468 Louie, I'm gonna need some sunglasses, 'cause your star is shining too bright. 227 00:11:03,470 --> 00:11:05,170 [Laughs] Ow! 228 00:11:05,172 --> 00:11:08,306 Oh, wait, I totally forgot! 229 00:11:08,308 --> 00:11:14,079 I look really good in a top hat. 230 00:11:16,382 --> 00:11:19,784 Boom, boom. [Chuckles] 231 00:11:22,088 --> 00:11:23,989 Sorry, no tiger. 232 00:11:23,991 --> 00:11:27,292 Just a hairy man in a striped shirt. 233 00:11:27,294 --> 00:11:31,496 Hey, principal Nelson, how about a time-stamped selfie of the two of us? 234 00:11:31,498 --> 00:11:35,800 Highly unusual, but... 235 00:11:35,802 --> 00:11:37,736 [Camera shutter clicks] 236 00:11:37,738 --> 00:11:39,371 Send me a copy. 237 00:11:39,373 --> 00:11:41,373 Hey, Penelope, take the lid off that pot 238 00:11:41,375 --> 00:11:45,977 and give everyone a whiff of that amazing stew. 239 00:11:49,181 --> 00:11:52,150 Why didn't that work? 240 00:11:59,859 --> 00:12:02,093 Louie! 241 00:12:02,461 --> 00:12:06,297 That's one fine-looking, soon-to-be level two ghost. 242 00:12:06,299 --> 00:12:08,666 [Chuckles] 243 00:12:08,668 --> 00:12:12,370 Hello, Louie. 244 00:12:12,372 --> 00:12:14,939 Uh-oh. 245 00:12:22,281 --> 00:12:27,118 If it makes you feel any better, I got a new suit. 246 00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:27,952 It does not. 247 00:12:27,954 --> 00:12:30,555 How I feel is, the one person I thought I could count on 248 00:12:30,557 --> 00:12:33,158 wasn't there for me when I need him most. 249 00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:37,429 In my defense, I haven't shown you my new hat. 250 00:12:37,431 --> 00:12:40,965 Do you know how many times I've had your back? 251 00:12:40,967 --> 00:12:42,033 862. 252 00:12:42,035 --> 00:12:46,404 I counted on my wet, gushy walk home. 253 00:12:46,406 --> 00:12:48,206 Maybe we could get back at her now. 254 00:12:48,208 --> 00:12:50,508 There is no "we." You let me down. 255 00:12:50,510 --> 00:12:53,812 And since I can't count on you, I have to get Penelope myself, 256 00:12:53,814 --> 00:12:58,650 which means losing the only real friend I have... big Gert. 257 00:13:02,388 --> 00:13:08,293 How can a man who looks so good feel so bad? 258 00:13:11,764 --> 00:13:14,899 [Dance music] 259 00:13:14,901 --> 00:13:16,067 ♪ 260 00:13:16,069 --> 00:13:18,303 I'm sorry, this is madness. 261 00:13:18,305 --> 00:13:21,840 When did Graham crackers and a quiet board game go out of style? 262 00:13:21,842 --> 00:13:25,677 Tay, this party is gonna be the talk of school tomorrow. 263 00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:28,947 I know, this is so great. 264 00:13:28,949 --> 00:13:32,016 This is so awful. My mom's gonna freak. 265 00:13:32,018 --> 00:13:35,386 Forget a later curfew, I'm never leaving the house again. 266 00:13:35,388 --> 00:13:37,422 You have to put an end to this. 267 00:13:37,424 --> 00:13:37,989 I know, but how? 268 00:13:37,991 --> 00:13:40,258 If I shut this down, I'll be labeled the school buzzkill. 269 00:13:40,260 --> 00:13:44,796 Okay, I think you're being a tad overdramatic. 270 00:13:44,798 --> 00:13:47,365 Hey, I got it. You could be the bad guy. 271 00:13:47,367 --> 00:13:48,299 You're a ghost. 272 00:13:48,301 --> 00:13:49,968 Hmm, I don't care for labels. 273 00:13:49,970 --> 00:13:50,902 Will you focus? 274 00:13:50,904 --> 00:13:53,571 What I'm saying is you could scare them out of here. 275 00:13:53,573 --> 00:13:57,442 Mm, normally I wouldn't scare anyone, but I've had it. 276 00:13:57,444 --> 00:14:00,612 That floor did not wax itself. 277 00:14:04,583 --> 00:14:07,886 Strobe lights? Awesome. 278 00:14:07,888 --> 00:14:08,920 [All cheering] 279 00:14:08,922 --> 00:14:12,590 Got anything scarier? 280 00:14:12,592 --> 00:14:13,124 Scarier? 281 00:14:13,126 --> 00:14:15,093 I was already haunting outside my comfort zone. 282 00:14:15,095 --> 00:14:20,698 Well, I guess I just have to go out there and tell them the party's over. 283 00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:22,867 I have a pen pal in Guam. 284 00:14:22,869 --> 00:14:25,737 She'll still talk to me. 285 00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:27,272 Listen up, everybody! 286 00:14:27,274 --> 00:14:28,206 I have an announcement. 287 00:14:28,208 --> 00:14:33,711 All: Taylor! Taylor! Taylor! Taylor! Taylor! Taylor! 288 00:14:33,713 --> 00:14:35,813 Guys, I'm serious. 289 00:14:35,815 --> 00:14:40,018 I just wanted to say... 290 00:14:40,020 --> 00:14:42,253 Crank up the music! 291 00:14:42,255 --> 00:14:45,590 [All cheering] 292 00:14:46,425 --> 00:14:47,425 All right, this is it. 293 00:14:47,427 --> 00:14:50,728 You are going to ace that level two exam. 294 00:14:50,730 --> 00:14:51,296 [Laughs] 295 00:14:51,298 --> 00:14:52,430 Why are you so distracted? 296 00:14:52,432 --> 00:14:54,399 I'm just thinking about Frankie. 297 00:14:54,401 --> 00:14:58,303 Mm, no one would be more proud of you than Frankie. 298 00:14:58,305 --> 00:15:01,439 She's your best bud, so stop worrying. 299 00:15:01,441 --> 00:15:02,507 You studied hard. 300 00:15:02,509 --> 00:15:04,409 You know what to do. [Chuckles] 301 00:15:04,411 --> 00:15:05,843 You're right, Dad. 302 00:15:05,845 --> 00:15:07,278 I do know what to do. 303 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:09,414 [Grunts] [Screams] 304 00:15:09,416 --> 00:15:10,481 Louie! 305 00:15:10,483 --> 00:15:16,721 Sorry, pops, but I've gotta go help a friend. 306 00:15:19,959 --> 00:15:21,960 Okay, new plan. 307 00:15:21,962 --> 00:15:23,027 I don't stop the party. 308 00:15:23,029 --> 00:15:26,197 Everyone still thinks I'm awesome. 309 00:15:26,199 --> 00:15:27,265 And that's all I got. 310 00:15:27,267 --> 00:15:31,369 So we're just gonna wait until your mom comes home and goes nuts? 311 00:15:31,371 --> 00:15:32,604 Or what if we don't wait? 312 00:15:32,606 --> 00:15:37,275 What if you make yourself into an illusion of my mom and yell at everyone to go home? 313 00:15:37,277 --> 00:15:38,142 More lies? 314 00:15:38,144 --> 00:15:41,479 I will not take part in any more deception. 315 00:15:41,481 --> 00:15:42,413 [Metal clangs] 316 00:15:42,415 --> 00:15:46,317 Someone just dropped an entire pizza on your floor. 317 00:15:46,319 --> 00:15:49,120 This ends now. 318 00:15:50,256 --> 00:15:52,223 But the fact that peer pressure 319 00:15:52,225 --> 00:15:55,293 kept you from kicking those kids out yourself, 320 00:15:55,295 --> 00:15:59,397 well, I am very disappointed. 321 00:15:59,399 --> 00:16:04,669 Wow, you're already my mom, and you haven't even changed yet. 322 00:16:05,204 --> 00:16:06,904 Watch your tone, young lady. 323 00:16:06,906 --> 00:16:09,941 Is this outfit too matchy-matchy? 324 00:16:09,943 --> 00:16:13,444 You know what? Never mind. Ugh. 325 00:16:13,446 --> 00:16:15,947 Pipe down, you reckless hooligans! 326 00:16:15,949 --> 00:16:20,084 A mature woman is here, and you're gonna listen to me. 327 00:16:20,086 --> 00:16:22,353 [Music stops] 328 00:16:22,355 --> 00:16:24,822 Yes. 329 00:16:26,158 --> 00:16:28,092 [Music starts again] 330 00:16:28,094 --> 00:16:32,430 All: Mrs. H! Mrs. H! Mrs. H! 331 00:16:32,432 --> 00:16:36,434 Free pies and drinks for everyone! 332 00:16:36,436 --> 00:16:38,436 [All cheering] 333 00:16:38,438 --> 00:16:41,205 I didn't know your mom was so cool. 334 00:16:41,207 --> 00:16:43,908 Nobody did. 335 00:16:43,910 --> 00:16:47,245 Can I have a word with you, mother? 336 00:16:47,247 --> 00:16:50,748 Let me just give Zoe my number, so we can facechat later. 337 00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:53,951 Now. 338 00:16:53,953 --> 00:16:54,585 What was that? 339 00:16:54,587 --> 00:16:56,354 Now I understand the pressure. 340 00:16:56,356 --> 00:16:58,556 Hearing "Mrs. H" chanted by all those kids 341 00:16:58,558 --> 00:17:02,560 made me feel like the coolest dude in the room. 342 00:17:02,562 --> 00:17:04,796 [Sighs] It's fine. It's my mess. 343 00:17:04,798 --> 00:17:09,300 I have to end this party no matter what they think of me. 344 00:17:11,403 --> 00:17:14,872 Okay, listen up. This party is over. 345 00:17:14,874 --> 00:17:19,143 [All groaning] 346 00:17:19,145 --> 00:17:20,845 Really? 347 00:17:20,847 --> 00:17:24,015 You guys came over and took advantage of my family's bakery. 348 00:17:24,017 --> 00:17:25,950 Look at this place. 349 00:17:25,952 --> 00:17:28,386 There's a sneaker in the iced tea. 350 00:17:28,388 --> 00:17:30,922 What is that about? 351 00:17:30,924 --> 00:17:34,025 It's time for everyone to go. 352 00:17:34,027 --> 00:17:36,894 I know, I'm a big party pooper. 353 00:17:36,896 --> 00:17:39,364 No, you were right. We took advantage of you. 354 00:17:39,366 --> 00:17:40,365 We feel terrible. 355 00:17:40,367 --> 00:17:42,233 Sorry about the sneaker. 356 00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:46,804 I was working on my jump shot. 357 00:17:46,806 --> 00:17:48,840 Hey, sorry for such a mess. 358 00:17:48,842 --> 00:17:51,976 Maybe you can let us come back, you know, during business hours sometime. 359 00:17:51,978 --> 00:17:53,111 Yes, of course. 360 00:17:53,113 --> 00:17:58,516 Thanks, everyone, for understanding. 361 00:17:58,518 --> 00:18:00,251 I'm proud of you, Taylor. 362 00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:02,320 You did the right thing. 363 00:18:02,322 --> 00:18:02,954 Thanks. 364 00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:05,757 You know, I could really use a hand cleaning up. 365 00:18:05,759 --> 00:18:12,330 Ooh, I'd love to, but Zoe and I have plans to make b.F.F. Mugs at the pottery shop. 366 00:18:15,968 --> 00:18:22,774 Welcome, one and all, to our international festival. 367 00:18:23,942 --> 00:18:28,279 It's been almost 30 hours, and you haven't done anything horrific to Penelope. 368 00:18:28,281 --> 00:18:29,313 Couldn't be more proud. 369 00:18:29,315 --> 00:18:32,150 - Hold on to that feeling. - [Gasps] 370 00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:34,485 The Italian booth has garlic knots. 371 00:18:34,487 --> 00:18:37,922 I'll be right back. 372 00:18:42,895 --> 00:18:46,431 Now remember, if it all goes wrong, we meet up at the safe house. 373 00:18:46,433 --> 00:18:48,766 [Mice squeak] 374 00:18:48,768 --> 00:18:50,334 Frankie, wait. 375 00:18:50,336 --> 00:18:52,203 Louie, what are you doing here? 376 00:18:52,205 --> 00:18:54,172 You're supposed to be at your big ghost test. 377 00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:57,508 No, I'm supposed to be here with my friend. 378 00:18:57,510 --> 00:19:02,313 Now step aside. I got this. 379 00:19:03,549 --> 00:19:05,349 [Gasps] 380 00:19:06,552 --> 00:19:11,189 Louie, stop! What are you doing? 381 00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:16,727 [Grunts] Trust me. 382 00:19:27,072 --> 00:19:28,039 Look at Francesca. 383 00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:32,076 She must be representing the Republic of Dorkistan. 384 00:19:32,078 --> 00:19:33,144 [Both laugh] 385 00:19:33,146 --> 00:19:36,314 What did I say about continuing this feud? 386 00:19:36,316 --> 00:19:42,253 You have ruined this respectable event and interrupted my clog dance. 387 00:19:42,255 --> 00:19:44,222 Way to go, Louie. 388 00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:45,223 Wait for it. 389 00:19:45,225 --> 00:19:49,894 You are in big trouble, miss Pritchard. 390 00:19:49,896 --> 00:19:50,495 Both: What? 391 00:19:50,497 --> 00:19:54,165 Your syrup, your laughing... You are obviously behind this. 392 00:19:54,167 --> 00:19:56,667 You mean you did all that on purpose? 393 00:19:56,669 --> 00:19:59,003 - Pretty smart, huh? - Genius. 394 00:19:59,005 --> 00:20:02,206 I thought Penelope and I had a truce. 395 00:20:02,208 --> 00:20:03,307 I was blindsided. 396 00:20:03,309 --> 00:20:06,410 Woe is me. I may never trust again. 397 00:20:06,412 --> 00:20:10,448 [Mouth full] Oh, my poor baby. 398 00:20:10,450 --> 00:20:12,884 I demand justice. 399 00:20:12,886 --> 00:20:14,452 And some dipping sauce. 400 00:20:14,454 --> 00:20:19,290 Miss Pritchard, you have represented the country of Canada very poorly. 401 00:20:19,292 --> 00:20:22,460 You will be cleaning this cafeteria for a month. 402 00:20:22,462 --> 00:20:23,327 Whatever. 403 00:20:23,329 --> 00:20:26,531 With no help from servants. 404 00:20:26,533 --> 00:20:27,999 No! 405 00:20:28,001 --> 00:20:30,935 Jackpot! 406 00:20:32,604 --> 00:20:34,906 Can you believe what that monster did to me? 407 00:20:34,908 --> 00:20:39,343 Oh, save it, sister. I can see Louie, remember? 408 00:20:39,345 --> 00:20:40,978 - Oh, right. - Mm-hmm. 409 00:20:40,980 --> 00:20:44,415 And you're grounded for a month, during which time you'll have to sleep 410 00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:46,217 without your mannequin head. 411 00:20:46,219 --> 00:20:50,388 I'm actually being a great parent. 412 00:20:51,256 --> 00:20:53,824 I can't believe you missed your test to help me. 413 00:20:53,826 --> 00:20:57,061 I wanted you to know that you can count on me when you need to. 414 00:20:57,063 --> 00:21:02,266 You may still be a level one ghost, but you're a level ten friend. 415 00:21:02,268 --> 00:21:06,871 I think I left something in ghost world. 416 00:21:11,410 --> 00:21:15,846 [All giggling] Hey, Mrs. H. Coolest mom ever right here. 417 00:21:15,848 --> 00:21:21,452 Both: Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. 418 00:21:21,454 --> 00:21:23,220 What have I been telling you? 419 00:21:23,222 --> 00:21:24,188 You are pretty cool. 420 00:21:24,190 --> 00:21:27,992 Mm, not only cool, observant too. 421 00:21:27,994 --> 00:21:30,127 You're fixing that hole behind the clock. 422 00:21:30,129 --> 00:21:32,129 You don't miss a thing, do you? 423 00:21:32,131 --> 00:21:34,966 No, I don't. 424 00:21:37,936 --> 00:21:40,037 You missed your test, young man. 425 00:21:40,039 --> 00:21:42,006 But Frankie told me why. 426 00:21:42,008 --> 00:21:45,009 I have to say, choosing loyalty to a friend 427 00:21:45,011 --> 00:21:48,212 over your standing as a ghost is very honorable. 428 00:21:48,214 --> 00:21:50,314 Thanks, dad. The only thing that could have 429 00:21:50,316 --> 00:21:54,919 made it better is if I was wearing my top hat. 430 00:21:58,090 --> 00:22:02,159 I'm wearing a pickle, aren't I? 31229