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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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An antique cookie jar?
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Oh, Jenny, you are the best sister ever.
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Ooh, it's a Waterstone.
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Love, love, love it!
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Hey, Louie. Want to hang out?
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I have a new invention
you might want to see.
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No can do, Frankzilla.
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Today's the day Teddy
Monroe is coming over.
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Who's Teddy Monroe?
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Are you serious? Teddy.
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The coolest ghost in my school.
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We're gonna play the ultimate
ghost fantasy card game...
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Ghoultopia.
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That game sounds lame.
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You're lame!
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll
be in my room getting my cool on.
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A dolphin?
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Don't!
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Say a word.
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Oh, Taylor. Wanna see my new invention?
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Can't today. I'm tutoring someone.
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You don't have to lie to me.
You could've just said no.
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I'm serious. I'm tutoring this
super cute guy Todd in French.
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- But you don't speak French.
- Neither does he, so he'll never know.
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- Brilliant, non?
- Non.
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Mother, Mother, Mother. I'm bored.
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Frankie, Frankie, Frankie. I'm working.
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But I have no one to play with.
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Well, what about Miles?
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Oh, you're serious.
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Come on. Miles is cool.
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Ladies, check it out.
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It's Dwayne "the sock" Johnson.
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Sorry, Lieutenant, but I can't let
those lowlifes blow up a factory.
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This Christmas, the
children get their bow ties.
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See? Cool.
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So, Miles, Frankie here is
looking for someone to play with.
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12 years on the beat,
and they hand me a rookie.
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Grab some cushion.
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Sorry, Detective, but
you're calling in sick.
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I've got other plans.
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I call it...
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The cake-a-pult.
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Observe.
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Yes!
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Frankie, that's dangerous.
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And offensive to clowns!
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- I want no part of it.
- I knew you were no fun.
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Excuse me? I'm a hoot!
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Let's see.
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Do I need safety goggles?
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No. Launch the bagel.
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Mom's cookie jar!
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- Are you done?
- Not yet.
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♪If you move into a haunted house.
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♪You gotta try to work things out.
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♪So if you're living
with a ghost or three.
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♪You gotta be one
big, semi scary family.
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♪Don't know how we ended up this way.
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♪But I guess you could
call us The Haunted Hathaways.
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♪The Haunted Hathaways.
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♪The Haunted Hathaways.
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♪The Haunted Hathaways.
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This is bad. This is so bad.
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Miles, you have to calm down.
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Michelle loved that antique jar.
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It's a Waterstone. A Waterstone!
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What's a Waterstone?
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Relax. I know exactly what to do.
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- Confess to Michelle.
- Cover up the crime.
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What? We can't do that!
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My cake-a-pult, your bagel.
We're in this together.
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Here she comes! Follow my lead.
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Everything okay, Miles?
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He's fine, aren't you, Miles?
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Yes! Fine! Everything's fine!
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So I need to run a few errands, pick
up a nice thank-you card for Aunt Jenny.
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- Back in a bit.
- Okeydokey.
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You're so pretty.
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Oh. My little Angel.
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I can't believe it. I lied to Michelle!
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Even my sock puppet won't look at me.
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Miles, if Mom finds out about her cookie
jar, she's gonna ground us for a month.
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I don't know about you, but
I can't do that kind of time.
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Fine. What are you proposing?
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We put this baby back together. I've
got glue that can repair anything.
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Even the tattered reputation
of a once-honest ghost boy?
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Doubt it, but I'll check the label.
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Dead flowers, creepy
skulls, fresh spider webs?
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Are you expecting company?
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Sure am. Teddy'll be here any second.
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Dude's a master Ghoultopia player.
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I've had this play date
on the books for weeks.
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And today, I wow him
with my cool factor.
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Shouldn't have a problem with that.
I mean, after all, you are my son.
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Dad, you got toilet paper on your shoe.
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And I'm totally making it work.
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Agh, agh!
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- Pow!
- Aah!
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Oh, man, you are good.
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I do what I do.
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Like the creepy digs, Preston.
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Got your Ghoultopia cards?
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Because I am ready to take you down!
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Ray, you know French, right?
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Oh, sorry, didn't know you
had your little friend over.
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- Where's your Dad?
- Not here.
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Go away. Boo!
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Sorry, Mr. Cranky Pants.
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Ooh, a Beret! I'm pretty
sure that's French.
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I'm totally borrowing it.
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Sorry about that annoyance,
Teddy. That was just...
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The most beautiful
creature I've ever seen.
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Excuse me?
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Taylor?
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Taylor.
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Teddy?
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Teddy.
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Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
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Miles. Prepare to be wowed.
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Agh!
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So you're saying Mom will notice?
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Only if she has eyeballs.
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Well, I guess that means Plan B.
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Remove her eyeballs.
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No! No more plans.
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The only thing left to do
is beg for forgiveness...
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And somehow try and rebuild our lives.
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Or we can go out and buy the
exact same jar and replace it.
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Are you crazy? Where in the world
are we gonna find an exact...
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455 Mercer street. The address of the
local dealer who carries Waterstone jars.
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What about money, Frankie?
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I'll handle that. What I need is time.
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Aah! She's coming back.
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I'm literally going to pass out.
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Just create the ghost illusion of
the jar. I'll take care of the rest.
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If she tries to touch it, her
hand will go right through.
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- Just do it!
- No! This madness must end!
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You sicken me!
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- Hey, you.
- Hello.
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Hey! I just bought the best
thank-you card for my sis.
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It plays music when you open it.
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Mom. Mom!
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Aunt Jenny hates those musical cards.
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She told me.
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Hmm. Well, maybe I should go get another
and keep this funky jam for myself.
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Before you go, we're thinking about
going to the movies and need some money.
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- Oh.
- 40 bucks should do it.
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Oof, that's a little pricey.
What movie are you going to?
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Uh, that new thriller,
why must children lie?
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No, we're seeing shut
up and don't be a twit.
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It's much better.
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Oh. Well, you two have fun.
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Two lies in one day.
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I'm out of control!
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It gets easier, man.
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It gets easier.
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Oh, good, Ray.
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Can you help me learn French
before my student gets here?
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You don't know French,
and you're teaching it?
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Why is everyone so hung up on that?
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Teddy, where are you going? The
game was just getting started.
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Would you say her hair is
brown mocha or warm chestnut?
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What is happening?
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Teddy Monroe is the scariest,
most feared ghost in school.
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Looks like Teddy has a
major case of the Taylors.
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What does he see in Taylor?
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The girl can't even remove her own head.
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Can I help you?
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Has anyone ever told you you have eyes?
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I sort of knew that.
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Uh, Taylor's very busy
and can't be disturbed.
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Isn't that right, Taylor?
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I don't know. I'm just hanging
out until my estudiant arrives?
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- Spanish.
- Took a shot.
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Even your cough is gorgeous.
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Sounds like Tay-Tay
needs some wa-wa.
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Be right back.
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What was that?
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That was my entire day of fun...
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Being ruined because of you!
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- What did I do?
- You were pretty!
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Aw, that's so sweet.
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Awful. Just awful.
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Darn my incredible beauty.
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I said pretty.
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What's become of me?
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Out on the mean streets,
on the run from Johnny law.
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Look!
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It's identical. Let's buy that one.
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Ya think?
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Hello.
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What a nice place you
got here. Good for you.
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You hear that, world? A nine-year-old
has validated my life choices.
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Whee.
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50 bucks, huh?
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Oh, I only have 40.
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Do you have a cute kids discount?
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Yes.
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Miles, I don't have time to haggle.
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Jump into Captain smiles and possess
him so I can buy that jar for 40 bucks.
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Possess someone against their will?
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Yes, or I'm going to pin this
whole broken jar thing on you.
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Are you blackmailing me?
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No, I'm threatening to put this all
on you if you don't do what I say.
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That's blackmail.
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Oh. Then yeah!
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Okay, fine. But this is it.
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- Let's get this over with.
- Great.
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Hello, kind Sir.
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Here is 40 dollars for this lovely jar.
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Great, I'll just wrap it up for you.
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This really is an amazing piece.
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She's a beaut. Tag her and bag her.
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Look at the intricate
details of these lotus leaves.
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It's magnificent.
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Sorry, 100 bucks. Take it or leave it.
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You're upping the price?
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This shop owner is insane!
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I mean me.
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I'm crazy. Woo!
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May I see you for a second?
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Do you mind explaining
to me what that was?
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Um, being a responsible business owner.
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Ugh, and now that guy's
buying our cookie jar.
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Oh, no! Our jar!
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This time... it's the real deal.
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Miles, that guy bought our cookie jar.
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We can't let him leave. Lock the door.
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Haven't we committed
enough felonies for one day?
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Do it!
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I know how to handle this.
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We have to get him back to the bakery
and away from all these security cameras.
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I'm not liking where this is going.
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Don't worry. It's all on the up and up.
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All I need is a pair of dark
glasses and an unmarked van.
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Wait. I think I've got a less
kidnap-y way to get him there.
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Free slice of pie at Pie Squared for
anyone wearing an ugly green shirt.
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Cha-ching! My lucky day!
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All right.
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Time to get this day back on track.
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Teddy, your roll.
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There you go! Double sixes.
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You know what that means.
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Yep. Lose a turn and go
straight to Taylor's room.
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Laters!
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This is becoming tiresome.
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Oh, come on!
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It's okay. They're not in here.
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Ray, I feel terrible. I
messed up Louie's entire day.
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Darn these good looks.
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- You're enjoying this.
- Little bit.
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You know, there was this
time when I had to downplay...
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00:14:39,865 --> 00:14:41,785
This.
256
00:14:42,167 --> 00:14:46,685
So I used this ghost illusion to
make myself as repulsive as possible.
257
00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:49,520
That's genius. Can you do that to me?
258
00:14:49,521 --> 00:14:52,641
Are you that powerful?
259
00:14:52,688 --> 00:14:55,568
I think I got it.
260
00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:01,545
Well, did it work?
261
00:15:01,546 --> 00:15:04,126
Oh, I'm good.
262
00:15:04,732 --> 00:15:07,732
Maybe too good. Ugh!
263
00:15:07,905 --> 00:15:11,925
Let's see how Teddy likes me now.
264
00:15:14,365 --> 00:15:17,925
When the guy gets here,
I'll handle negotiations.
265
00:15:17,926 --> 00:15:20,862
You air-quoted that. Why
would you air-quote that?
266
00:15:20,863 --> 00:15:24,666
How deep does this rabbit hole go?
267
00:15:24,667 --> 00:15:27,903
Keep a lookout for my Mom. If you
see her coming, give me a signal.
268
00:15:27,904 --> 00:15:30,839
Okay, I'll yell out types of pudding.
269
00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:33,780
Of course you will.
270
00:15:34,544 --> 00:15:36,443
Hello, Sir.
271
00:15:36,444 --> 00:15:39,624
What a repulsive shirt.
272
00:15:39,816 --> 00:15:42,603
- You must have seen our flyer.
- Sure did.
273
00:15:42,604 --> 00:15:46,189
- How about a slice of apple?
- Our specialty.
274
00:15:46,190 --> 00:15:48,770
Hey, nice jar.
275
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:53,062
I know. I'm gonna use it to store all
the notes I get from my granddaughter.
276
00:15:53,063 --> 00:15:56,003
She calls me Pappy.
277
00:15:56,166 --> 00:15:58,146
Pappy?
278
00:15:58,601 --> 00:16:02,670
Perhaps I could trade you that
jar for, say, two whole pies?
279
00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:05,173
- Make it ten.
- Five and a Pie Squared T-shirt.
280
00:16:05,174 --> 00:16:07,094
Deal.
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00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:10,836
I'll just go get those pies.
282
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:12,848
Frankie, that was awesome.
283
00:16:12,849 --> 00:16:16,585
We're actually going
to get away with this.
284
00:16:16,586 --> 00:16:19,106
- Whap!
- Ow!
285
00:16:21,891 --> 00:16:23,871
Pappy?
286
00:16:25,695 --> 00:16:29,798
Come on, Teddy. Let's finish our game.
287
00:16:29,799 --> 00:16:31,712
Does Taylor like daisies?
288
00:16:31,713 --> 00:16:33,249
Hey, guys.
289
00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:35,110
Yah!
290
00:16:36,931 --> 00:16:38,641
What happened to you?
291
00:16:38,642 --> 00:16:39,876
What do you mean?
292
00:16:39,877 --> 00:16:41,940
This is the real me.
293
00:16:41,941 --> 00:16:45,748
Earlier I was wearing
makeup and fake teeth.
294
00:16:45,749 --> 00:16:48,550
Yep, this is how we
see Taylor every day.
295
00:16:48,551 --> 00:16:52,972
We even set extra places
at the table for her moles.
296
00:16:52,973 --> 00:16:56,153
I call this one Suzie.
297
00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:58,892
Taylor, you look...
298
00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:00,534
Different.
299
00:17:00,535 --> 00:17:06,435
The fact that you're showing me who you
really are makes you even more beautiful.
300
00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:12,258
Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
301
00:17:12,259 --> 00:17:15,831
Taylor, you wanna join us
in a few games of Ghoultopia?
302
00:17:15,832 --> 00:17:19,046
- Is that some ghost game?
- Some ghost...
303
00:17:19,047 --> 00:17:23,909
Taylor, Ghoultopia is the most
popular fantasy card game around.
304
00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:26,469
Well, you know what?
305
00:17:26,470 --> 00:17:30,291
- Sounds stupid.
- You're stupid!
306
00:17:30,292 --> 00:17:33,539
Well, I think it's a dumb...
307
00:17:33,540 --> 00:17:36,028
Dopey, boring game!
308
00:17:36,029 --> 00:17:41,929
Louie, perhaps we can go to the attic
where there'll be fewer annoyances.
309
00:17:42,238 --> 00:17:43,972
If you say so.
310
00:17:43,973 --> 00:17:46,641
I don't know how you
can live with that girl.
311
00:17:46,642 --> 00:17:48,176
Eh, she's not so bad.
312
00:17:48,177 --> 00:17:50,457
Thank you!
313
00:17:56,786 --> 00:17:59,121
So what's the plan?
314
00:17:59,122 --> 00:18:00,717
I got nothing.
315
00:18:00,718 --> 00:18:02,464
You've got to have something.
316
00:18:02,465 --> 00:18:04,635
Mom will be back any second.
317
00:18:04,636 --> 00:18:09,732
I can explain a lot of
things, but I'm not this good.
318
00:18:09,733 --> 00:18:12,495
Hate to say it, Miles, but it's over.
319
00:18:12,496 --> 00:18:13,779
Are you kidding?
320
00:18:13,780 --> 00:18:17,765
If we stop, all the terrible
things we did today were for what?
321
00:18:17,766 --> 00:18:19,866
Nothing?
322
00:18:20,236 --> 00:18:21,554
Are you okay?
323
00:18:21,555 --> 00:18:23,767
Humph, I want better than okay.
324
00:18:23,768 --> 00:18:26,033
You may have played all
your cards, baby doll...
325
00:18:26,034 --> 00:18:30,946
- Baby doll?
- But me, I'm still in the game.
326
00:18:30,947 --> 00:18:31,940
Yoohoo!
327
00:18:31,941 --> 00:18:35,785
Uh, butterscotch, vanilla, banana cream!
328
00:18:35,786 --> 00:18:37,720
You distract Michelle.
329
00:18:37,721 --> 00:18:41,791
I'll move chuckles here
with my ghost powers.
330
00:18:41,792 --> 00:18:44,132
Now, woman!
331
00:18:46,063 --> 00:18:47,815
- Hey, Mom.
- Oh.
332
00:18:47,816 --> 00:18:49,496
Will you tell me a story?
333
00:18:49,497 --> 00:18:52,022
- Oh, but I need to...
- Tell me about the day I was born.
334
00:18:52,023 --> 00:18:53,836
Did I grab your finger?
335
00:18:53,837 --> 00:18:55,304
Oh.
336
00:18:55,305 --> 00:18:58,785
It was a magical morning...
337
00:18:59,321 --> 00:19:02,921
Okay, where can we hide you?
338
00:19:06,918 --> 00:19:10,054
So that's the story of my birth.
339
00:19:10,055 --> 00:19:14,135
And now we are entering the bakery.
340
00:19:15,016 --> 00:19:16,683
Oh, good movie, Miles?
341
00:19:16,684 --> 00:19:20,224
It was an emotional journey.
342
00:19:20,899 --> 00:19:22,433
Nice work.
343
00:19:22,434 --> 00:19:25,332
What'd you do with him?
344
00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:29,293
You stuck him in the pastry case?
345
00:19:30,342 --> 00:19:33,003
Oh, welcome to Pie Squared.
346
00:19:33,004 --> 00:19:35,442
Frankie, step aside so she can see.
347
00:19:35,443 --> 00:19:38,590
F.Y.I., everything in this
case is baked fresh daily.
348
00:19:38,591 --> 00:19:40,691
Frankie.
349
00:19:46,290 --> 00:19:49,830
What is she screaming about?
350
00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:58,067
What are you doing?
351
00:19:58,068 --> 00:19:59,715
What am I doing?
352
00:19:59,716 --> 00:20:02,636
I was supposed to get free pie.
353
00:20:02,637 --> 00:20:05,277
And a T-shirt!
354
00:20:05,433 --> 00:20:08,378
You people are nuts.
355
00:20:08,379 --> 00:20:10,547
What was that?
356
00:20:10,548 --> 00:20:14,885
If you still want a
T-shirt, go to our website!
357
00:20:14,886 --> 00:20:17,354
We did it. We pulled it off!
358
00:20:17,355 --> 00:20:20,056
We did do it! Whew, what a rush.
359
00:20:20,057 --> 00:20:23,259
I could get used to
this bad boy lifestyle.
360
00:20:23,260 --> 00:20:27,600
I'm sorry you two had to see that,
but... but it's a good lesson.
361
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:31,861
There are some crazy people out there.
362
00:20:32,270 --> 00:20:36,524
He wasn't crazy. He was Pappy,
an innocent, loving granddad who
363
00:20:36,525 --> 00:20:41,344
we callously used to replace a
cookie jar we viciously broke.
364
00:20:41,345 --> 00:20:44,345
Way to go, bad boy.
365
00:20:44,463 --> 00:20:46,549
You two are responsible for this?
366
00:20:46,550 --> 00:20:49,486
Sorry, Mom. I know how
much you liked that jar.
367
00:20:49,487 --> 00:20:52,847
You both are so grounded.
368
00:20:52,858 --> 00:20:54,292
F.Y.I., I hated that cookie jar.
369
00:20:54,293 --> 00:20:57,096
- What?
- Excuse me?
370
00:20:57,097 --> 00:21:00,211
People are always buying me cookie jars.
371
00:21:00,212 --> 00:21:03,803
Oh! She owns a bakery!
It's a perfect gift!
372
00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:05,938
I have 500 of them.
373
00:21:05,939 --> 00:21:08,840
Wish I'd opened a jewelry store.
374
00:21:08,841 --> 00:21:11,241
So grounded.
375
00:21:12,612 --> 00:21:15,369
Sorry. I just couldn't keep lying.
376
00:21:15,370 --> 00:21:17,653
It's okay. I still had fun today.
377
00:21:17,654 --> 00:21:18,949
Me too.
378
00:21:18,950 --> 00:21:21,722
Hey, you want to see a
slingshot I made out of licorice?
379
00:21:21,723 --> 00:21:24,603
Not even a little.
380
00:21:26,641 --> 00:21:28,892
Thanks for helping Louie
get his friend back.
381
00:21:28,893 --> 00:21:30,870
Turns out you didn't need all of this.
382
00:21:30,871 --> 00:21:32,539
He just needed to talk to you.
383
00:21:32,540 --> 00:21:36,888
I know. Now I got less than ten
minutes to learn French and...
384
00:21:36,889 --> 00:21:37,777
Gah!
385
00:21:37,778 --> 00:21:40,718
Todd, you're early!
386
00:21:40,999 --> 00:21:43,010
I think I'll learn German instead.
387
00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:46,551
Close! Close, quickly, close!
388
00:21:47,019 --> 00:21:50,857
I like this look. Keeps the boys away.
389
00:21:50,858 --> 00:21:52,366
Ray!
390
00:21:52,367 --> 00:21:58,267
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