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- This is craps, man.
- Filming already?
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Yeah. This thing's awesome.
Are you nervous?
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I don't get nervous. I hope
I don't get typhoid or something.
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Ah, okay.
Pop quiz, ready?
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Number 1, what's gonna
happen if we run out of food?
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At least we're gonna
be the 4 eggs and more.
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- Nice.
- Aha.
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Alright, number 2.
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What if there's bears?
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- Stop, drop and roll.
- Nice.
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Well, let me ask you, you not even a
little excited about going camping?
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No. In fact I'd be happy just to turn
around and go back home right now.
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Ryan, you're not comprehending
how much shit can go wrong.
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Seriously.
You gotta think about it.
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You got poison ivy ...
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you got rattlesnakes,
coyotes...
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no toilets, which is completely
disgusting and unsanitary.
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Am I the only one who cares
about that, by the way?
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What if one of the girls gets her
periods? What you gonna do?
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- What do you do when you get your period?
- I use tampon.
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Look at that guy!
Look, look, look!
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Are you joking me?
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- What is he doing?
- He must be insane.
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And you really worried
about the people like that?
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That's good.
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Get all the way in.
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Hello!
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- Hello, hello!
- I see you guys playing video games?
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Yes.
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Ryan, move!
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- Ryan! God damn it!
- Toby, where is your sister?
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She's upstairs.
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Really?
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Hi!
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- Why you are filming already?
- Because it's a documentary.
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On Brett, not me packing.
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But this is coverage.
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And that's cleavage.
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You want cleavage?
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- What? Oh my God. You're insane.
- You'll delete that, right?
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- Yeah, not even rolling.
- Okay.
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- Baby, my bathroom is disaster.
- Give me a kiss.
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- No.
- Kiss the lens.
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- Don't kiss the lens!
- You just told me to kiss it!
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Give me a kiss.
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I love you.
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Get out, I'm packing.
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I love you
and you tell me to get out.
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I love you back,
but I'm packing.
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- You want me to be ready?
- Yeah.
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- Looks like you're all set.
- Are you gonna help me carry this?
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No. Because I'm making
a documentary...
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And I have to hold the
camera the whole time, so...
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So left you lying the whole weekend?
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Tough enough!
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I'm booming and I'm
making a documentary.
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Yup.
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Alright, documentary
man, let's go.
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Okay.
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I like that gay little wave you did.
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- ... and her five year old!
- Here you go, Brett!
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- Come on, I say we go.
- Here, it's really heavy.
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Hey kid. You gonna feed
the dog this time, right?
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- Chapatito.
- Thanks.
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On the next episode of Ashley ...
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Ashley's penis ...
talks to her vagina.
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This guy gonna just let
you use this thing for free?
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- Yeah.
- How does he even have an RV?
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- The guy is fucking loaded.
- How?
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He does porn.
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Oh my God.
Well, that's interesting.
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- Look at him go.
- Girls, come on, he's gone.
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Tell me the camera
thing isn't annoying?
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- Yeah, it's annoying.
- I totally think it's fun.
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- It's fucking stupid.
- It's fun!
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- No.
- Look how skinny Ryan's legs are.
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- Look at him manoeuvre.
- Can I do anything for you, Brett?
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Not even a little bit.
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Now Abi, I have something
very strange to tell you.
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- What is that?
- Your boyfriend is a dork.
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- You're a dork.
- He's not a dork, he's a moron.
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- You're secretly in love with him, Brett.
- I'm secretly in love with you, Abi.
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- I knew it!
- Give me the caddy.
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Check this out.
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- Fancy.
- Yeah.
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- He didn't make the bed, though.
- This is disgusting.
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Jesus!
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Are you sure you
can drive this thing?
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Yeah .. I can, but I'm not
going to. I have to shoot.
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- So Brett going to drive it?
- I'm not driving.
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No, the documentary is about Brett...
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And... Ashley's leg's to
short to reach the pedal.
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I'm not driving this.
There's no way I can drive this.
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But that's the only option, honey.
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I'm not driving.
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- Come on.
- You guys are dicks.
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- Thanks, love you!
- We're all going to die.
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- What are you filming?
- I'm filming the ocean.
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- So this is like a documentary?
- Yeah.
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I'm not going to put any like...
corn syrup in my mouth.
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Well, just anything
that I don't want it...
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It was ketchup.
It was ketchup.
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Oh fucking...
Give me that!
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What did you do, hit your heads?
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Dude, you almost broke
the goddamn camera!
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- Was that a "No Trespassing" sign?
- No.
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- Can you even spell "trespassing"?
- Yes
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- Spell it.
- No. I don't want to. I just saw a ...
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- Spell "trespassing"! Try it!
- No!
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I've lived in stools
smaller than this.
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Alright ... We're here!
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Exterior ...
RV ... day.
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Birds chirp. The camera
pans around to reveal ...
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our heroes.
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Watch your step.
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We're here!
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Hello!
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Well, what do you think?
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This one look more like setting
up here. This is where we camp.
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True, we're leaving the RV.
We camp about a half mile in.
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How are we getting our shit up there?
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- Hand carry, buddy.
- Oh my God.
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The fucking bag is killing me, man.
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It's fucking ... scraping on my back.
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My ankle's all fucked up.
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- What's the matter?
- I'm gonna take 5 seconds, man.
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- Oh, man, come on.
- No, it's fucked up, seriously.
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It gonna be night time by
the time we get to campsite.
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- What did you do to your ankle again?
- I fucked it up at the gym.
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It's funny?
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You got a gym membership?
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Look at that!
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- Dick... Look at this!
- What?
134
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- You think it's funny?
- That's... Wow, that looks really bad.
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Don't release the pressure?
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Okay, I just peed in my
pants, a little bit right?
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Beautiful!
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- What do you guys, think?
- I love it!
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I mean we can keep hiking,
maybe find a better spot.
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This is awesome!
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Why do we have an RV if we
are not going to sleep in it?
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It doesn't make any sense.
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Why I need it to charge batteries
and stuff like that and ...
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That won't roughing
it, I know, so ...
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Tell the audience why you committed
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to doing this documentary.
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Because Ryan has a way with words.
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And he told me it would be fun.
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And you're not having fun?
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Hey listen pal, I'm just
glad you got booze.
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By the way, if this movie
is just a compilation ...
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of seeing me getting
drunk and falling down
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is not going to be good, it's going
to be boring. It's a stupid concept.
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I've got a plan.
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Okay, this side has to go this way.
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Here we go. This is
the front, this is the back.
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Like this...
There you go!
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I am teaching you
how to pitch a tent.
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And now let's put the sticks in this.
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- Where?
- Stick it in the hole.
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I'm probably the
smartest out of all four.
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- No.
- Ryan is the dumbest.
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Here, I got it.
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I figured it out. I did...
I thought about it. I figured...
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Illuminate the campsite!
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Hey, wait, Ryan,
don't put the spud in.
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- It's going to set fire to propane.
- You set it up over there.
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Abi. Really, with you two?
Are you kidding me?
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- Group situation.
- I'm surprised you not caught fire yet.
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I know.
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Hey, girls, we need to...
Let's get something for the camera.
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I'm making a movie, so...
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- What do you want?
- Wait! I got it.
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I got it.
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Everyone loves
watching girls make out.
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I think they should make out, right?
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There! Here we go, yeah!
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- Oh my God, that was so weak.
- That really sucked.
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- It wasn't good.
- Shut up!
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So weak.
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Alright, well, if we kiss,
then you two have to kiss.
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- Yeah, sure of course.
- I'm not going to do it.
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Pinky said he'll do it.
Do it.
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- That's fine. Pinky swear.
- Pinky swear.
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- Big deal. Okay.
- It's not over. You better do it.
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- Go, go.
- Do it.
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That's it. Go!
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Go for it.
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Just go for it!
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What the ... oh my God?
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Oh my God.
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My God!
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Dude, I got kind of a boner.
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Oh my God.
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Alright, it's your turn.
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- I-I-I seriously don't...
- Do it!
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- I will not gonna kiss you, man.
- You swore!
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Do it.
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Ryan, they gave me boner.
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And I did pinky swear.
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- Now kiss Ryan with your boner.
- Eeew.
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I know, man, I think
we owe them a kiss.
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I didn't pinky swear.
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I think I'm coming in.
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- Do it.
- Yeah, I'm coming in.
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- Brett, don't.
- No, I'm coming in for a kiss.
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He's not just an asshole!
Ashley, Abi ...
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- What's your name?
- Take the camera. Just take the camera!
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Why?
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Smell this.
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I don't want to touch it,
I don't want to touch it!
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- Come on. Smell it.
- Get it away from me.
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Did you hear that?
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- What?
- Listen.
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Okay, Abi,
Where did Ryan go?
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I don't know, he said
he wanted to go pee.
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Ryan?
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Ryan!
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Oh my God!
220
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Oh my God!
It's an alien gorilla!
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- That is the scariest thing...
- Where did you get that?
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Come on, you guys,
weren't a little bit scared at all?
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You know? Brett, there's so
much wildlife out there.
224
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- It could be anything.
- Wild life like what?
225
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There's no bears up here, okay?
And, coyotes...
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Coyotes aren't going to
come here to this camp.
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That was definitely not a coyote.
228
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- No, that was a fucking coyote!
- No, it sounded like a person.
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Shut the fuck up.
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And if it was a coyote, why
would it be out here all by itself?
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- Where are the other ones?
- I don't know, but the...
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It's a fucking coyote, dude.
Come on.
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This is fucking retarded.
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Ryan just take the camera.
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Don't really know what
I'm supposed to do here.
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Ryan told me to talk to the camera
like I was talking to an audience.
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Who like talked to
an audience before?
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Might come out a little weird.
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I'll go and cut right there.
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I don't know what to say.
Will you come help me?
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- No.
- Brett. Come help.
242
00:15:43,658 --> 00:15:45,681
- Oh, Ashley, it's easy.
- Okay.
243
00:15:45,759 --> 00:15:48,589
- Alright ... Favorite color?
- Green.
244
00:15:48,658 --> 00:15:50,784
- Mother's maiden name?
- Esterson.
245
00:15:50,860 --> 00:15:54,787
- Favorite type of movie?
- Musicals!
246
00:15:55,626 --> 00:15:57,125
Biggest fear?
247
00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:58,443
Horses!
248
00:15:58,478 --> 00:16:00,034
Hmm. Favorite porno?
249
00:16:00,069 --> 00:16:01,890
You want to get going?
250
00:16:07,627 --> 00:16:09,594
Brett. What you got?
251
00:16:10,628 --> 00:16:12,043
- What?
- A wheat?
252
00:16:12,044 --> 00:16:15,483
- No, this is a stick, buddy.
- Good. Do me a favor.
253
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:19,920
Run after Abi... and just kind of
stick it down the back of her shirt.
254
00:16:19,929 --> 00:16:21,961
- No.
- No, it's going to tickle. Go, go.
255
00:16:33,597 --> 00:16:35,855
Wow! Look how pretty
this is, you guys.
256
00:16:36,598 --> 00:16:38,698
Come on, Brett, you gotta
like this. Look at this.
257
00:16:38,733 --> 00:16:41,067
- It's pretty cool.
- It's gorgeous, man.
258
00:16:42,598 --> 00:16:43,564
What?
259
00:16:44,799 --> 00:16:46,599
- What?
- Did you see that?
260
00:16:46,634 --> 00:16:47,664
What's going on?
261
00:16:47,699 --> 00:16:49,900
- Yoh!
- There's something over here!
262
00:16:50,365 --> 00:16:52,725
Look there, it just moved.
263
00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:55,527
Hold on.
I don't see anything.
264
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:56,784
Right there.
265
00:16:57,566 --> 00:17:01,165
- That's a fucking bush, Ashley.
- No, it just moved.
266
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:03,567
No, it's a fucking bush.
267
00:17:03,602 --> 00:17:04,532
Oh God!
268
00:17:06,803 --> 00:17:08,817
- Where are you going?
- Don't go down there.
269
00:17:14,769 --> 00:17:15,735
Oh shit!
270
00:17:16,668 --> 00:17:18,725
Ryan, I don't want to
be going down here!
271
00:17:20,770 --> 00:17:21,736
Brett!
272
00:17:22,636 --> 00:17:24,499
- What?
- Where was it?
273
00:17:24,569 --> 00:17:26,592
You're out of your mind, man!
Get out of the ravine!
274
00:17:26,769 --> 00:17:27,706
Are you serious?
275
00:17:27,741 --> 00:17:29,669
I don't feel safe here at all.
Let's get out of here.
276
00:17:29,704 --> 00:17:33,020
Honey, whatever it is, I'm sure it's
going to be a lot more afraid of us ...
277
00:17:33,055 --> 00:17:36,537
than we gonna be of it.
Brett! Which way did it go?
278
00:17:36,572 --> 00:17:38,595
Ryan, I'm not playing
this game with you, man.
279
00:17:39,538 --> 00:17:41,795
Ryan, let's just get
back to the camp.
280
00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:44,526
Did you hear that?
281
00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:46,604
Ryan, I don't want to be
down here anymore!
282
00:17:46,639 --> 00:17:49,896
Ryan. Jesus... Ryan!
I'm getting out of here. Come on.
283
00:17:57,707 --> 00:17:59,468
Ryan, come on!
284
00:18:05,508 --> 00:18:07,291
What the hell is your problem, Ryan?
285
00:18:07,326 --> 00:18:09,474
- Good. You're alive.
- Brett, did you hear that?
286
00:18:10,708 --> 00:18:13,436
I don't care, Ryan.
I don't care about your fucking camera.
287
00:18:13,444 --> 00:18:17,509
You're not... Get it in your head, man.
Think about your girlfriend.
288
00:18:17,544 --> 00:18:19,267
You bring her down there?
289
00:18:19,609 --> 00:18:21,472
Oh my God...
290
00:18:26,710 --> 00:18:28,383
Come on, turn around.
Look at the lens.
291
00:18:28,384 --> 00:18:30,321
Tell the audience what
you're thinking right now.
292
00:18:32,477 --> 00:18:35,444
Well, I'm thinking of going
back to the city, Ryan.
293
00:18:36,478 --> 00:18:39,278
Well, hey, junior?
City is this way, okay?
294
00:18:39,314 --> 00:18:40,687
I can't go to the bathroom?
295
00:18:40,713 --> 00:18:43,745
That's breaking the rules
to your bullshit documentary?
296
00:18:46,479 --> 00:18:49,245
Ryan...
Don't follow me with the camera, man.
297
00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:51,009
What's your fucking problem?
You're in my head, man.
298
00:18:51,010 --> 00:18:52,986
You're fucking with me on every turn.
What did you have to offer me?
299
00:18:52,987 --> 00:18:54,514
- Why did I do to you?
- What, the gorilla suit?
300
00:18:54,515 --> 00:18:57,380
Jesus! Speaking of which ...
What the fuck was that thing, man?
301
00:18:57,381 --> 00:18:59,681
Is there someone fucking with us?
Well, was it an animal? You're...?
302
00:18:59,716 --> 00:19:02,411
- I don't know! That's what makes it so...
- You're not even a little bit afraid!
303
00:19:02,481 --> 00:19:03,512
No, well ...
304
00:19:03,881 --> 00:19:06,514
You know, you call me your friend,
You call us your friends ...
305
00:19:06,582 --> 00:19:10,446
This is not how you treat your fucking
friends, man. Your girlfriend's here.
306
00:19:13,549 --> 00:19:15,516
Honey, why are you doing this?
307
00:19:15,583 --> 00:19:18,550
Do you have any idea what
documentary filmmakers go through?
308
00:19:18,585 --> 00:19:21,250
Okay, if I want this
thing to pay off...
309
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:23,616
I've got to look at
it as an outsider.
310
00:19:25,451 --> 00:19:28,351
- So what do you feel?
- I'm not happy with you.
311
00:19:28,386 --> 00:19:30,708
Not me, with Brett.
What's going on?
312
00:19:32,451 --> 00:19:34,375
Fine. You know
anything about this trip?
313
00:19:34,452 --> 00:19:37,168
I think that you have complete tunnel
vision when it come to this stupid project,
314
00:19:37,203 --> 00:19:40,284
and you're not actually seeing all
the weird crap that's going on around us.
315
00:19:40,352 --> 00:19:42,676
You don't think people are
over-reacting a little bit.
316
00:19:42,953 --> 00:19:44,676
Fine. What were
those noises last night?
317
00:19:44,753 --> 00:19:45,684
Coyotes.
318
00:19:45,753 --> 00:19:48,251
No, they were not coyotes.
It sounded like a person.
319
00:19:48,286 --> 00:19:49,430
Then campers or something.
320
00:19:49,431 --> 00:19:51,313
As far is honey, we are not
the first people to come up here.
321
00:19:51,389 --> 00:19:54,386
Fine. What was that thing
in the ravine we just saw?
322
00:19:56,521 --> 00:19:57,578
Exactly.
323
00:20:00,522 --> 00:20:03,422
I finally have something to talk
about in this documentary, okay.
324
00:20:03,457 --> 00:20:06,622
I.. it's important to me to find out
what everybody's feeling.
325
00:20:06,657 --> 00:20:10,855
Fine, I felt...
confused and scared,
326
00:20:10,923 --> 00:20:13,154
and I don't know what
the hell we saw today.
327
00:20:14,889 --> 00:20:16,422
What about Brett?
328
00:20:16,423 --> 00:20:19,356
He feels the same way, man.
He's fed up.
329
00:20:19,890 --> 00:20:21,355
With this trip?
330
00:20:21,390 --> 00:20:23,656
No, Ryan, he's fed up with you.
331
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:28,158
Alright, yeah. I'll give you something
for your fucking movie, Ryan.
332
00:20:28,159 --> 00:20:28,958
Thank you.
333
00:20:28,959 --> 00:20:33,291
This is a movie made by
a self-righteous prick...
334
00:20:33,326 --> 00:20:36,392
who cares more... about
the success of his movie
335
00:20:36,427 --> 00:20:38,358
than the safety of his friends.
336
00:20:38,526 --> 00:20:40,355
Fuck you, Ryan.
337
00:20:49,460 --> 00:20:53,518
So typical of Brett.
He is completely over-reacting.
338
00:20:54,561 --> 00:20:58,010
When he gets like this, the best
thing to do is just leave him alone...
339
00:20:58,045 --> 00:21:02,184
Let him cool down.
I'll check on him a little bit...
340
00:21:02,310 --> 00:21:04,047
to see if we can have
a good time tonight.
341
00:21:08,362 --> 00:21:09,328
What are you doing?
342
00:21:16,329 --> 00:21:21,285
It's got this screw loose, and
I just can't separate it. In reality ...
343
00:21:21,364 --> 00:21:23,356
these things they want
to see on camera.
344
00:21:23,364 --> 00:21:24,087
What do you mean?
345
00:21:24,164 --> 00:21:26,947
Hey look look.
This is not something we have...
346
00:21:26,982 --> 00:21:29,196
We have at a baseball game...
347
00:21:29,231 --> 00:21:31,931
There was this guy in front of us.
He was like, you know...**
348
00:21:31,966 --> 00:21:34,530
by the pain in the ass. He was
getting in front by yelling and...
349
00:21:34,598 --> 00:21:36,330
he was fuck...
he was annoyed.
350
00:21:36,365 --> 00:21:38,411
I was annoyed.
Ryan was pissed.
351
00:21:38,446 --> 00:21:40,029
And I was kind of pissed too,
but whatever...
352
00:21:40,033 --> 00:21:41,827
He got... The guy got up
and went to the bathroom.
353
00:21:41,828 --> 00:21:43,888
Ryan takes out a Swiss Army knife
354
00:21:44,367 --> 00:21:48,116
and he starts starts tape signs
to the leg of the bench, okay.
355
00:21:48,151 --> 00:21:48,831
Are you kidding me?
356
00:21:48,832 --> 00:21:51,097
Yeah, so he's like still
standing up or whatever.
357
00:21:51,333 --> 00:21:54,365
The guy comes back, sit
back down and fall back...
358
00:21:54,433 --> 00:21:57,232
and hits his head like he almost
cracked his head open.
359
00:21:57,234 --> 00:21:58,901
And it was like messed up
and I looked at Ryan...
360
00:21:58,902 --> 00:22:02,258
He was just watching the game.
Stone cold, nothing... no emotion.
361
00:22:03,301 --> 00:22:04,766
I know it's like...
it's like... fuck.
362
00:22:04,801 --> 00:22:07,302
I know he'll get my back in
a platter or whatever but...
363
00:22:07,337 --> 00:22:09,302
- It's like a disconnect.
- Yeah.
364
00:22:09,337 --> 00:22:10,659
That's really weird.
365
00:22:17,703 --> 00:22:18,769
Brett.
366
00:22:20,803 --> 00:22:22,492
- Come on.
- I don't want.
367
00:22:25,271 --> 00:22:27,431
- Ash.
- Not tonight, Ryan.
368
00:22:29,372 --> 00:22:30,338
Abi?
369
00:22:33,573 --> 00:22:34,382
Come on.
370
00:22:34,517 --> 00:22:37,239
- Well, it'll shut you up.
- Here we go.
371
00:22:45,274 --> 00:22:47,240
Yeah, don't make me the other one.
372
00:22:47,474 --> 00:22:48,440
Do it.
373
00:22:51,275 --> 00:22:52,434
Well, what the hell.
374
00:22:56,442 --> 00:22:58,409
Brett, we don't drink alone, man.
375
00:22:58,676 --> 00:23:01,203
- Come on, buddy, leave at that.
- Come on.
376
00:23:01,676 --> 00:23:03,401
Might as well.
We're stuck here.
377
00:23:14,243 --> 00:23:18,244
I turn around and she is
butt naked behind me...
378
00:23:18,279 --> 00:23:21,508
like washing me off...
and she's like
379
00:23:21,543 --> 00:23:23,326
"Turn around.
This is so awkward."
380
00:23:23,328 --> 00:23:26,203
- See you bathing and all that.
- Why was she naked?
381
00:23:26,212 --> 00:23:27,310
I don't know!
I don't know!
382
00:23:27,345 --> 00:23:29,476
And that's why Ashley
has new friends now.
383
00:23:29,546 --> 00:23:32,370
Ryan, what is your most
embarrassing moment?
384
00:23:32,446 --> 00:23:35,280
Yeah babe, what's your
most embarrassing moment?
385
00:23:35,315 --> 00:23:37,169
I got a good one for you.
It's really good.
386
00:23:37,246 --> 00:23:39,278
- How come I don't know it.
- Okay.
387
00:23:40,213 --> 00:23:42,396
Stop hogging this baby.
388
00:23:42,431 --> 00:23:44,580
I don't think you need it anymore.
389
00:23:46,314 --> 00:23:48,280
You can have this.
390
00:23:54,415 --> 00:23:56,015
- Ashley.
- What are you doing?
391
00:23:56,050 --> 00:23:57,933
Ashley, you fell asleep in the dirt.
392
00:23:57,968 --> 00:24:00,115
- What?
- Abi, move, please.
393
00:24:00,150 --> 00:24:01,182
Ryan, look at her.
394
00:24:03,583 --> 00:24:05,144
Honey, oh my God...
395
00:24:05,216 --> 00:24:08,349
Ashley, you look...
You heard him snoring so loud.
396
00:24:08,384 --> 00:24:09,683
You were like a gorilla!
You.
397
00:24:09,718 --> 00:24:13,342
Ash, it's time to get up. Get up.
Come here. Give me your hand.
398
00:24:14,184 --> 00:24:15,249
Oh my God.
399
00:24:15,284 --> 00:24:17,732
Oh, I haven't been sleeping.
400
00:24:17,767 --> 00:24:20,285
Yeah I'm ready.
I have a young memory!
401
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:21,948
- I think we're having a few.
- I didn't have a fuck...
402
00:24:21,952 --> 00:24:23,282
You're cute.
403
00:24:27,386 --> 00:24:29,147
You guys hear that, right?
404
00:24:30,186 --> 00:24:32,345
- Abi!
- Would you guys, shut up.
405
00:24:34,386 --> 00:24:36,216
It's a bear!
406
00:24:36,287 --> 00:24:38,116
Shut up! Ashley, shut up!
407
00:24:45,154 --> 00:24:47,120
Alright ... I'm out.
408
00:24:47,354 --> 00:24:49,115
Brett, hold on.
409
00:25:00,155 --> 00:25:01,121
Brett.
410
00:25:01,355 --> 00:25:04,220
Brett, come on.
Didn't you have a sense.
411
00:25:08,156 --> 00:25:11,179
Okay, so I know you guys
are all freaked up right now.
412
00:25:12,024 --> 00:25:15,181
The sun is gonna be up in a few hours.
Iโm just gonna stay up and look for her.
413
00:25:16,324 --> 00:25:19,085
- What?
- I just heard something.
414
00:25:20,124 --> 00:25:21,090
What?
415
00:25:21,125 --> 00:25:23,091
I don't know,
I just heard something.
416
00:25:24,225 --> 00:25:25,492
- I'm not seeing any...
- Hello there!
417
00:25:25,493 --> 00:25:26,592
Jesus!
418
00:25:27,225 --> 00:25:30,392
Saw your fire.
Mind if I join you?
419
00:25:31,126 --> 00:25:33,886
- No, help yourself.
- Thank you.
420
00:25:45,094 --> 00:25:47,253
You guys seen
a lost dog?
421
00:25:50,095 --> 00:25:52,061
I'm sorry, a lost dog?
No.
422
00:25:57,096 --> 00:26:00,153
Nice camera you got there.
Take a look, okay?
423
00:26:01,096 --> 00:26:02,084
No you can't.
424
00:26:04,096 --> 00:26:05,153
Is anything wrong?
425
00:26:07,097 --> 00:26:10,063
You tell me.
You're not going to touch it, okay?
426
00:26:13,097 --> 00:26:15,064
Sorry... Anyone?
427
00:26:17,064 --> 00:26:18,122
Warm you up.
428
00:26:26,266 --> 00:26:30,130
You gonna... need
more wood for this fire.
429
00:27:01,037 --> 00:27:02,060
Good night.
430
00:27:07,537 --> 00:27:08,504
Jesus.
431
00:27:09,238 --> 00:27:11,138
He's got a God fucking gun!
432
00:27:11,173 --> 00:27:12,126
And yeah?
433
00:27:12,205 --> 00:27:14,805
He's got in his hand
a God fucking gun!
434
00:27:14,806 --> 00:27:17,039
- Why does he have a gun?
- He's just looking for his dog.
435
00:27:17,074 --> 00:27:19,000
Ashley, shut up!
436
00:27:19,940 --> 00:27:22,062
I wasn't so sure
we should be up here.
437
00:27:23,005 --> 00:27:26,063
Ryan, this is getting really
weird. Let's just go home now.
438
00:27:26,140 --> 00:27:28,329
Right, you think I'm getting on
a trail with that guy on it? No way.
439
00:27:28,407 --> 00:27:30,070
Ashley, I'll sleep in
your tent tonight.
440
00:27:30,140 --> 00:27:32,207
We leaving first thing
in the morning, Ryan.
441
00:27:32,242 --> 00:27:33,969
Let's go.
Get up.
442
00:27:48,209 --> 00:27:50,074
Honey, what you doing?
443
00:27:50,309 --> 00:27:53,210
I'm not staying here by myself.
I gonna sit out there with you.
444
00:27:53,445 --> 00:27:56,040
You don't really think that
anything is going on, do you?
445
00:27:56,310 --> 00:27:59,133
You... forget about all
the noises going on.
446
00:27:59,210 --> 00:28:01,142
You saw what everyone
was seeing with me.
447
00:28:01,211 --> 00:28:03,143
That thing was not natural.
448
00:28:04,177 --> 00:28:07,074
Yeah. I don't know
what it was either, but ...
449
00:28:07,109 --> 00:28:09,973
Look, you have
nothing to be afraid of.
450
00:28:11,979 --> 00:28:14,035
I'm not sitting in here by myself.
451
00:28:14,879 --> 00:28:16,944
Then, will you just
take the camera and
452
00:28:16,979 --> 00:28:19,079
I'll set up the tripod.
Keep it rolling though.
453
00:28:19,114 --> 00:28:20,945
Why do I have to keep it rolling?
454
00:28:20,980 --> 00:28:23,170
Because when you and Brett
and Ashley find out...
455
00:28:23,246 --> 00:28:27,702
that this all is some fucking prank,
I want it all caught on tape, okay?
456
00:28:27,714 --> 00:28:29,801
You're an idiot.
Just give me the camera.
457
00:28:41,148 --> 00:28:43,910
Aah! Ryan! Ryan!
458
00:28:45,950 --> 00:28:47,915
- What?
- Did you shake the tent?
459
00:28:47,950 --> 00:28:50,149
- Did I shake the tent? No.
- Something just shook the tent!
460
00:28:50,184 --> 00:28:52,513
It just came from behind
and started shaking the tent!
461
00:28:52,514 --> 00:28:53,513
Did you get it on tape?
462
00:28:53,652 --> 00:28:57,150
No, I didn't get anything on film!
Are you kidding me right now?
463
00:28:57,185 --> 00:28:58,914
Okay, give me the camera.
464
00:28:59,150 --> 00:29:00,912
I'll take a look.
465
00:29:54,890 --> 00:29:58,846
WHAT IS THAT?
466
00:30:10,860 --> 00:30:13,826
Did you hear that?
467
00:30:22,861 --> 00:30:25,828
LISTEN
468
00:30:38,062 --> 00:30:39,824
Did you see what it was?
469
00:30:41,062 --> 00:30:43,894
No, nothing.
I didn't see anything.
470
00:30:44,830 --> 00:30:48,887
I heard footsteps and then
something shook the tent right after.
471
00:30:50,029 --> 00:30:52,792
Well, whatever it was, it's gone.
472
00:30:55,931 --> 00:30:58,897
Hey, let's sit by the campfire.
473
00:31:01,031 --> 00:31:02,793
All right.
474
00:31:42,803 --> 00:31:44,404
Abi, get the camera!
475
00:31:44,439 --> 00:31:45,963
Ryan! No!
476
00:31:47,303 --> 00:31:49,105
- Ryan!
- What the hell was that?
477
00:31:49,140 --> 00:31:49,935
I don't know.
478
00:31:52,370 --> 00:31:54,733
- Where is Ryan?
- He went out there.
479
00:31:54,805 --> 00:31:57,828
Look, I'm going back. I'm fine.
I'm fine. I'm over it.
480
00:31:57,905 --> 00:31:59,730
Ashley, come on.
We're going back to the RV.
481
00:31:59,738 --> 00:32:02,772
- Now, now, now.
- Go, go, go!
482
00:32:02,807 --> 00:32:04,738
God... Ryan!
483
00:32:05,973 --> 00:32:07,737
Don't leave me!
484
00:32:07,772 --> 00:32:09,829
Your boyfriend is going
to get himself killed, Abi.
485
00:32:13,773 --> 00:32:15,830
Abi, turn off the fucking camera!
486
00:32:18,974 --> 00:32:20,941
Really, Abi,
with the camera now?
487
00:32:20,976 --> 00:32:22,907
It is the brightest light we have.
488
00:32:24,941 --> 00:32:27,907
I have no idea how
Ryan is going to find us.
489
00:32:27,975 --> 00:32:30,806
Ryan can fuck and ** himself.
490
00:32:32,742 --> 00:32:35,708
Guys, are we even
on the right trail?
491
00:32:37,643 --> 00:32:38,731
What's that?
492
00:32:45,843 --> 00:32:46,810
Go!
493
00:32:48,209 --> 00:32:49,375
Go!
494
00:32:59,912 --> 00:33:03,776
God, I can't breathe!
I can't breathe!
495
00:33:04,713 --> 00:33:06,913
- Did you see anything?
- No! No, I just heard something!
496
00:33:06,948 --> 00:33:08,674
Gosh, you didn't see it?
497
00:33:09,746 --> 00:33:10,677
Oh God.
498
00:33:10,746 --> 00:33:12,813
Why are you still fucking
filming, Abi? Seriously.
499
00:33:12,848 --> 00:33:14,679
Ryan's still out there!
500
00:33:14,714 --> 00:33:16,771
- That guy's is **.
- I know, I know.
501
00:33:20,714 --> 00:33:21,680
What the devil.
502
00:33:28,781 --> 00:33:30,747
- Do you see anything?
- No, no no no!
503
00:33:31,949 --> 00:33:33,896
- My God!
- Abi, get away from the door!
504
00:33:33,917 --> 00:33:35,247
It's Ryan!
505
00:33:37,081 --> 00:33:38,947
Where the fuck have you been, Ryan?
506
00:33:39,081 --> 00:33:40,917
- I've been looking for those campers.
- Did you see anything out there?
507
00:33:40,952 --> 00:33:42,929
There was something on the
fucking roof. Was that you?
508
00:33:42,964 --> 00:33:44,707
- No, I wasn't on the roof.
- Was that you?
509
00:33:44,784 --> 00:33:46,813
Did you promise it wasn't you?
You promise.
510
00:33:46,884 --> 00:33:48,582
- We got to get the fuck out of here.
- What is this?
511
00:33:48,617 --> 00:33:50,120
There's something on it.
There was something...
512
00:33:50,133 --> 00:33:51,648
Something was chasing
us the entire time.
513
00:33:51,885 --> 00:33:55,184
Ryan, if you were **
Are you fucking with this man?
514
00:33:55,219 --> 00:33:57,784
Ryan, start up the RV.
I just want to go.
515
00:33:57,819 --> 00:33:58,851
No! Hold on.
516
00:33:58,886 --> 00:34:00,280
I can't just leave.
517
00:34:00,281 --> 00:34:01,621
Your fucking tent? I'll buy
you a new fucking tent.
518
00:34:01,656 --> 00:34:03,216
See yourself. There's
seriously something out there!
519
00:34:03,220 --> 00:34:04,542
Okay, seriously, calm down.
520
00:34:04,587 --> 00:34:06,819
Calm down,
calm down everyone.
521
00:34:06,954 --> 00:34:09,715
Let's just all take a
minute to chill, okay?
522
00:34:09,787 --> 00:34:11,721
- Give me the camera.
- Unbelievable.
523
00:34:12,654 --> 00:34:14,086
You'll wait until the
morning to get us back.
524
00:34:14,121 --> 00:34:16,820
Get the keys and start the fucking RV!
525
00:34:16,855 --> 00:34:18,343
I'm not fucking
around anymore.
526
00:34:18,356 --> 00:34:19,855
Brett, I'm not leaving
my stuff out there, ok.
527
00:34:19,890 --> 00:34:22,620
- I don't care what you say!
- Shut up!
528
00:34:22,655 --> 00:34:26,055
Ok look! We got 2 options for you, ok.
No. 1, we go get the sheet right now...
529
00:34:26,090 --> 00:34:29,323
You don't understand. There was
something fucking chasing us out there.
530
00:34:29,358 --> 00:34:32,756
Ok, Brett look. We can go get the stuff
right now in the middle of the night, ok.
531
00:34:32,791 --> 00:34:35,113
Or we can go wait till
the morning to get it back.
532
00:34:36,624 --> 00:34:38,204
So you pick.
Right now or in the morning?
533
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:40,744
Fine.
First thing in the fucking morning.
534
00:34:48,025 --> 00:34:49,291
Brett!
535
00:34:53,826 --> 00:34:55,591
Brett!
536
00:34:55,626 --> 00:34:59,726
- Oh my fucking... Gosh!
- What the hell is she doing?
537
00:34:59,761 --> 00:35:02,591
Brett!
538
00:35:04,727 --> 00:35:05,693
Ashley?
539
00:35:07,727 --> 00:35:09,751
Brett!
540
00:35:09,828 --> 00:35:14,311
Ashley, honey, do me a favor.
Shut the fuck up.
541
00:35:14,346 --> 00:35:16,828
- I can't find Brett.
- It is way too early for this.
542
00:35:16,863 --> 00:35:18,291
Why you can't find Brett?
543
00:35:18,295 --> 00:35:20,795
I woke up this morning and the
door was open. I can't find Brett.
544
00:35:20,830 --> 00:35:22,556
Is he taking a shit?
545
00:35:24,795 --> 00:35:26,560
Brett!
546
00:35:26,595 --> 00:35:27,746
- Oh my God.
- Stop yelling.
547
00:35:27,781 --> 00:35:29,167
- Make her stop.
- Oh God.
548
00:35:29,328 --> 00:35:31,637
- Move!
- We need to go.
549
00:35:31,672 --> 00:35:32,960
- We need to find them.
- We need to go. We need to find them.
550
00:35:32,971 --> 00:35:34,710
- He's probably at the campsite.
- Okay, let's go.
551
00:35:34,711 --> 00:35:36,984
- Okay, let's go.
- Mike shut up!
552
00:35:36,991 --> 00:35:37,691
Oh! Shut up.
553
00:35:37,726 --> 00:35:40,056
- Stop being a dick to her.
- Shut up.
554
00:35:40,091 --> 00:35:41,542
Don't tell me to shut up.
555
00:35:42,373 --> 00:35:43,658
Let's go!
556
00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:45,340
- Come on.
- Yeah, I'll be right there.
557
00:35:45,375 --> 00:35:46,999
Brett!
558
00:36:19,260 --> 00:36:22,126
- Abi ... Abi hold up.
- What are you doing?
559
00:36:22,195 --> 00:36:23,260
Just look at the camera.
560
00:36:23,295 --> 00:36:25,060
- What are you doing with that?
- Why are we stopping.
561
00:36:25,061 --> 00:36:26,833
- Abi, why are we stopping?
- I'm checking my focus.
562
00:36:26,868 --> 00:36:28,679
You know what?
Brett is missing and
563
00:36:28,714 --> 00:36:30,729
we're stopping to
checking your fucking focus...
564
00:36:30,764 --> 00:36:32,664
Ryan! Abi, have him turn it off.
Turn it...
565
00:36:32,699 --> 00:36:34,465
- Ashley, stop!
- God!
566
00:36:36,180 --> 00:36:37,520
Ashley, calm the fuck down.
567
00:36:37,555 --> 00:36:39,691
- Shut up, Ryan!
- He's at fucking campsite!
568
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:44,146
Brett?
569
00:36:54,244 --> 00:36:57,157
Alright, so Ashley,
his pack is gone, so ...
570
00:36:57,280 --> 00:37:00,929
Just like I said, he got here and took
his pack and moved back to the city.
571
00:37:00,936 --> 00:37:02,383
- Check it out.
- Ash, what are you doing?
572
00:37:04,744 --> 00:37:07,082
- Ashley, what are you doing?
- I'm checking to see if I have service.
573
00:37:07,178 --> 00:37:10,875
- Service? Are you retarded?
- I expect a little pocket somewhere.
574
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:13,070
A pocket?
You guys are both retarded.
575
00:37:13,110 --> 00:37:15,084
Oh my God, you're not
going to get service here.
576
00:37:15,419 --> 00:37:16,736
Brett went back to the city.
577
00:37:17,059 --> 00:37:19,917
It's a little weird that he's just
left without telling any of us.
578
00:37:19,952 --> 00:37:23,054
No. It's not weird. Because I know him.
This is exactly what he would have done.
579
00:37:23,089 --> 00:37:24,088
Shut up, Ryan.
580
00:37:24,261 --> 00:37:26,736
Oh my God. Okay, look.
Let's pack up everything.
581
00:37:26,771 --> 00:37:28,389
We'll run into him on the road, okay?
582
00:37:28,424 --> 00:37:30,995
Here. I'll set down the camera
and help you guys out.
583
00:37:47,534 --> 00:37:49,000
Really you guys?
584
00:37:50,036 --> 00:37:52,002
Ashley? Come on.
585
00:37:54,438 --> 00:37:55,792
This is boring.
586
00:37:56,238 --> 00:37:59,190
Abi, could you say something?
Come on.
587
00:37:59,225 --> 00:38:02,973
Shut up. Nobody wants to fucking hear
you talk right now. Your voice is annoying.
588
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:06,074
How are you not worried a
little bit about your friend Brett?
589
00:38:06,110 --> 00:38:09,375
Abi, hey, dumb fuck. I've known
Brett ten fucking years, okay.
590
00:38:09,410 --> 00:38:12,610
- He does this shit all the time!
- Really? Really? Alright. Okay.
591
00:38:12,645 --> 00:38:15,404
- You're being a fucking bitch.
- You're being a fucking dick!
592
00:38:15,439 --> 00:38:18,871
You're filming all this stupid shit.
It's ain't fucking useful anymore.
593
00:38:18,906 --> 00:38:21,504
- Brett's not even here.
- It's on documentary, dipshit!
594
00:38:21,539 --> 00:38:24,525
On Brett, dipshit!
Brett's not here.
595
00:38:27,514 --> 00:38:29,910
You know, the subject of documentary
doesn't always start out with...
596
00:38:29,916 --> 00:38:33,347
You're a dick! Fucking
shut the fuck up. Shut up!
597
00:38:40,507 --> 00:38:43,473
30 minutes and nobody's
talk to me. Really?
598
00:38:52,508 --> 00:38:56,509
Ryan, what's wrong with you?
Always good to know you and Brett...
599
00:38:56,544 --> 00:39:00,274
Oh my God, will you shut up
about Brett! Jesus!
600
00:39:00,309 --> 00:39:03,533
Can you go 5 minutes without talking
about your fucking pretend boyfriend, ok?
601
00:39:03,610 --> 00:39:06,441
I get it. We all get it.
You want to fuck him and you did.
602
00:39:06,510 --> 00:39:09,576
Maybe if you weren't so fucking
pathetic, he would have fucked you.
603
00:39:10,176 --> 00:39:11,535
Fucking a, man.
604
00:39:14,977 --> 00:39:16,342
What is that?
605
00:39:16,377 --> 00:39:18,347
Get out of the way, Ashley.
What the fuck is that?
606
00:39:19,177 --> 00:39:21,444
Oh, you fucking joking me...
607
00:39:22,577 --> 00:39:25,679
I'm going to fucking murder him.
I'm going to fucking kill him.
608
00:39:25,714 --> 00:39:26,643
Brett?
609
00:39:30,279 --> 00:39:31,244
What are we going to do?
610
00:39:31,279 --> 00:39:34,043
- Holy shit!
- Oh my God...
611
00:39:34,078 --> 00:39:36,411
Look at this fucking place!
612
00:39:37,444 --> 00:39:39,209
What are we gonna do?
613
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:40,534
I tell you what I'm gonna do.
I'm going to go outside.
614
00:39:40,535 --> 00:39:43,252
I'm gonna find whoever's doing this.
I'm gonna kick his fucking ass in.
615
00:39:43,287 --> 00:39:44,845
No, you're not going to leave us.
616
00:39:44,847 --> 00:39:48,380
I thought... Abi, god dammit!
I'm going to go out and find...
617
00:39:48,381 --> 00:39:50,209
Somebody is fucking with us
for the last three days!
618
00:39:50,216 --> 00:39:51,378
You can't leave us here by ourselves.
619
00:39:51,379 --> 00:39:53,746
Get the fuck out of the way.
Ashley, get out of the way...
620
00:39:53,747 --> 00:39:57,409
before I break this fucking
camera over your goddamn face!
621
00:40:37,416 --> 00:40:38,575
Hey!
622
00:40:39,717 --> 00:40:41,446
Come out here!
623
00:40:43,484 --> 00:40:45,046
Get the fuck over here!
624
00:40:45,116 --> 00:40:48,440
I'm gonna fucking murder you,
you fucking piece of shit!
625
00:41:18,453 --> 00:41:19,420
Brett?
626
00:41:20,451 --> 00:41:21,510
Brett?
627
00:41:27,253 --> 00:41:31,308
Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ!
628
00:42:30,494 --> 00:42:33,393
- Did you find Brett?
- Where were you?
629
00:42:33,428 --> 00:42:35,461
- Abi?
- What are you doing?
630
00:42:35,796 --> 00:42:37,922
I'm giving you the camera, okay?
631
00:42:37,957 --> 00:42:39,459
Why are you giving me the camera?
632
00:42:39,494 --> 00:42:40,777
- I'm gonna go get help.
- What are you doing?
633
00:42:40,778 --> 00:42:43,186
- Ryan, what are you doing?
- I'm gonna go get some help.
634
00:42:43,193 --> 00:42:47,358
Ryan, no!
Don't leave us again.
635
00:42:52,393 --> 00:42:54,360
Lock the doors.
I love you.
636
00:43:04,161 --> 00:43:07,621
I don't know why I'm
turning this stupid thing on.
637
00:43:10,061 --> 00:43:15,218
But the sun is about to go down
and you're not back yet.
638
00:43:15,462 --> 00:43:18,222
I know you always film the sunset.
639
00:43:18,361 --> 00:43:23,226
I'll film it for you, so you won't
be upset when you get back.
640
00:43:24,262 --> 00:43:26,225
Just hurry back.
641
00:43:31,230 --> 00:43:33,197
Oh, that's so much better.
642
00:43:33,264 --> 00:43:34,385
It's bright.
643
00:43:40,231 --> 00:43:42,195
What do you want to do?
644
00:43:43,130 --> 00:43:44,289
About what?
645
00:43:46,432 --> 00:43:48,329
Should we just leave?
646
00:43:50,331 --> 00:43:55,194
No, I think we should wait
for Ryan to be back.
647
00:43:57,432 --> 00:44:00,194
He'd been out for a long time.
648
00:44:03,399 --> 00:44:07,162
Yeah, he's probably got help...
649
00:44:07,233 --> 00:44:09,256
...probably he'll be back now.
650
00:44:14,401 --> 00:44:16,368
What do you think happened to Brett?
651
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:27,402
We should probably turn the
light off to save the battery.
652
00:44:27,437 --> 00:44:28,365
No.
653
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:30,402
There's no reason to have it on.
654
00:44:30,437 --> 00:44:32,418
I don't want to sit here in the dark.
655
00:44:32,453 --> 00:44:34,328
If there is something out there,
it's going to see the light.
656
00:44:34,363 --> 00:44:36,795
No, I mean I don't want
to sit here in the dark.
657
00:44:36,830 --> 00:44:39,128
Gonna be fine.
It's better to have it off.
658
00:44:45,368 --> 00:44:47,129
Holy fuck!
659
00:45:03,270 --> 00:45:05,268
Oh God, what the fuck is that?
660
00:45:13,138 --> 00:45:14,296
- Turn that lights on.
- No.
661
00:45:14,470 --> 00:45:16,304
- Lights gotta wait.
- I don't see him.
662
00:45:21,239 --> 00:45:23,101
Where is it?
663
00:45:33,841 --> 00:45:36,005
- Fucking, what was that?
- I don't know...
664
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:38,107
I don't know what was that...
What was that?
665
00:45:39,787 --> 00:45:41,163
Where did he go?
666
00:45:46,307 --> 00:45:48,070
Oh my God.
667
00:46:19,978 --> 00:46:21,143
Now get up!
668
00:46:22,965 --> 00:46:24,067
Get up!
669
00:46:27,278 --> 00:46:30,038
Get up! We gotta...
We gotta get going!
670
00:47:26,715 --> 00:47:28,981
Stand up!
Come on Abi!
671
00:47:51,216 --> 00:47:53,081
Please stop.
Just stop.
672
00:47:53,116 --> 00:47:56,141
Ok, ok turn the light off.
Turn the light off.
673
00:47:58,785 --> 00:48:00,041
We will die.
674
00:48:00,585 --> 00:48:02,041
Oh my God.
675
00:48:03,885 --> 00:48:05,953
What has happened?
676
00:48:06,185 --> 00:48:07,551
Oh my God.
677
00:48:11,584 --> 00:48:12,477
Okay, come on.
678
00:48:13,587 --> 00:48:15,953
- I can't run anymore.
- Get up.
679
00:48:17,085 --> 00:48:18,947
Get up!
Come on!
680
00:48:40,154 --> 00:48:42,918
Wait! Abi, there's a... !
there's a way.
681
00:48:50,755 --> 00:48:52,011
Come this way!
682
00:48:55,956 --> 00:48:56,943
Abi, this way!
683
00:49:15,922 --> 00:49:19,888
Help is going to the end.
Turn... turn the light off.
684
00:49:22,024 --> 00:49:23,080
God ... okay.
685
00:49:26,925 --> 00:49:28,117
Where the hell are we?
686
00:49:41,092 --> 00:49:42,855
Hello?
687
00:49:43,893 --> 00:49:45,858
Please remain calm.
688
00:49:45,893 --> 00:49:49,876
You are in a restricted area.
Do no attempt to run.
689
00:49:49,911 --> 00:49:53,857
Stay where you are
and await further instructions.
690
00:50:53,832 --> 00:50:54,798
Abi!
691
00:51:06,033 --> 00:51:07,794
Come here.
Come here.
692
00:53:42,778 --> 00:53:44,744
Abi, we should run for it.
693
00:54:10,748 --> 00:54:12,611
He's behind you!
Run! Run!
694
00:54:28,849 --> 00:54:31,749
He's up there!
Oh God, Ashley!
695
00:54:31,784 --> 00:54:33,682
They are everywhere!
696
00:54:33,717 --> 00:54:35,581
Get away from us!
697
00:55:48,655 --> 00:55:49,620
Listen.
698
00:55:55,755 --> 00:55:57,517
You hear that?
699
00:56:25,623 --> 00:56:26,589
Hello?
700
00:56:29,623 --> 00:56:30,681
Abi, it's open.
701
00:56:32,724 --> 00:56:34,487
What do we do?
702
00:56:41,726 --> 00:56:43,589
Oh my God!
703
00:56:44,325 --> 00:56:47,457
We can telephone here.
We have to find one.
704
00:56:56,591 --> 00:56:57,649
It's closed!
705
00:57:13,496 --> 00:57:15,461
Go upstairs.
Maybe upstairs!
706
00:59:21,472 --> 00:59:24,437
Ashley...
Ashley, we can't get out!
707
00:59:29,072 --> 00:59:31,430
We're trapped!
708
00:59:32,472 --> 00:59:33,438
Ash!
709
00:59:34,339 --> 00:59:37,198
We really really gonna die, Abi.
We really gonna die.
710
00:59:37,272 --> 00:59:40,300
- Are you okay?
- I **.
711
01:00:08,709 --> 01:00:10,365
We can get out of here.
712
01:00:13,208 --> 01:00:15,774
No, it can't open.
713
01:00:19,408 --> 01:00:21,375
Ashley!
You can help me! Help me!
714
01:00:26,911 --> 01:00:28,298
Be careful.
715
01:00:37,010 --> 01:00:39,272
This is a restricted area.
716
01:00:41,276 --> 01:00:42,333
Can you help us?
717
01:00:44,277 --> 01:00:47,242
How did you find us?
No onions.
718
01:00:51,176 --> 01:00:53,261
Yes... I can help you!
719
01:00:53,295 --> 01:00:55,244
You can't help me.
720
01:01:02,278 --> 01:01:03,438
Get us out of here.
721
01:01:04,281 --> 01:01:06,243
You're too much!
722
01:01:35,248 --> 01:01:37,408
Go! Go. Go on!
Run!
723
01:01:38,048 --> 01:01:39,440
Hurry, the trunk!
724
01:02:00,718 --> 01:02:02,182
Fox fire, over.
725
01:02:02,217 --> 01:02:05,274
I secured ** and moving your way.
726
01:02:08,418 --> 01:02:10,440
I'm going to the hangar.
Lucy is all over me!
727
01:02:10,619 --> 01:02:14,184
Arrange the helicopter
priority for evac.
728
01:02:36,387 --> 01:02:38,352
Move, move!
729
01:02:48,189 --> 01:02:50,148
Get inside!
730
01:02:54,755 --> 01:02:56,120
This way...
731
01:02:56,254 --> 01:02:58,117
Just keep it rolling.
732
01:03:10,156 --> 01:03:11,315
Oh God.
733
01:03:12,107 --> 01:03:14,267
No! No!
734
01:03:15,857 --> 01:03:18,123
Give me the fucking camera!
735
01:03:30,824 --> 01:03:32,284
The key is no longer valid.
736
01:03:32,358 --> 01:03:34,187
Pick it up!
Come on, let's go!
737
01:03:37,126 --> 01:03:39,181
Where are we?
Where are we?
738
01:03:42,326 --> 01:03:46,189
Please could you tell us
what's going on?
739
01:04:34,060 --> 01:04:35,028
Oh God!
740
01:04:41,062 --> 01:04:44,030
I work here.
No, no please. God!
741
01:04:45,262 --> 01:04:47,024
Do you want to live?
742
01:04:47,063 --> 01:04:52,017
Shut up. Shut up.
Quiet.
743
01:04:55,264 --> 01:04:58,064
No, please don't leave me!
Please don't leave me here!
744
01:05:07,031 --> 01:05:09,088
Move! Move! Move!
745
01:05:11,533 --> 01:05:14,190
Follow me. Come on.
Come on.
746
01:06:04,605 --> 01:06:06,060
Give me the camera.
747
01:06:14,672 --> 01:06:17,026
I had no idea they had gone this far.
748
01:06:19,170 --> 01:06:21,932
Now, do you see why
this is so important?
749
01:06:27,171 --> 01:06:28,137
Shit!
750
01:06:29,572 --> 01:06:31,935
These motherfuckers.
751
01:06:46,941 --> 01:06:49,902
You gonna die! Die!
752
01:06:53,140 --> 01:06:54,902
Go!
753
01:07:52,011 --> 01:07:53,941
Stay where you are!
754
01:07:54,578 --> 01:07:56,844
Weapons drawn down!
Don't move!
755
01:07:56,878 --> 01:07:58,840
Down to the floor!
756
01:08:40,948 --> 01:08:42,843
Get behind me.
757
01:08:43,947 --> 01:08:45,036
Move!
758
01:08:50,550 --> 01:08:53,007
We need to get outside.
Oh shit!
759
01:08:53,450 --> 01:08:55,814
Get on your fucking feet!
760
01:08:59,551 --> 01:09:02,942
Come on, there's helicopters.
Get that camera out of here!
761
01:09:07,618 --> 01:09:09,782
Go, go, go.
762
01:10:43,825 --> 01:10:45,791
Give me your hand.
Get in. Get in.
763
01:10:48,026 --> 01:10:50,890
In-breeders in pursuit on sector six.
764
01:10:51,224 --> 01:10:54,789
Affirmative. I have precious cargo.
Heading your way.
765
01:10:55,527 --> 01:10:59,681
It's negative. You gotta
see this for yourself.
766
01:11:22,794 --> 01:11:24,695
EVIDENCE REVISION
767
01:11:29,293 --> 01:11:32,073
Are you alright?
You're gonna be okay.
768
01:12:15,264 --> 01:12:16,521
Go! Go!
769
01:13:28,072 --> 01:13:31,493
It's alright.
It's gonna be okay.
770
01:13:35,571 --> 01:13:39,534
I want complete recording of
all activity which is inside the zone.
771
01:13:41,772 --> 01:13:42,737
Confirm.
772
01:13:44,772 --> 01:13:47,637
You are in a free
fire zone, gentlemen.
773
01:14:07,541 --> 01:14:09,603
Confirm.
We have blood.
774
01:14:09,872 --> 01:14:11,430
Proceed with caution.
775
01:14:28,143 --> 01:14:29,742
76, are you getting this?
776
01:14:29,777 --> 01:14:30,709
Confirm.
777
01:14:33,609 --> 01:14:35,471
Appears inhuman.
778
01:14:37,709 --> 01:14:39,640
Moving through next room.
779
01:14:46,110 --> 01:14:48,475
Private interlock system.
780
01:15:38,580 --> 01:15:40,510
Welcome to ...
781
01:15:40,681 --> 01:15:42,604
Don't fire. Don't fire.
782
01:15:46,458 --> 01:15:48,035
Fire!
783
01:16:47,488 --> 01:16:49,350
Care to see the face?
784
01:16:50,588 --> 01:16:52,552
Gentlemen, his face?
785
01:17:41,258 --> 01:17:43,458
Don't move. Don't move.
Hear something?
786
01:17:43,493 --> 01:17:44,515
I hear noise.
787
01:18:24,825 --> 01:18:26,418
Watch each other.
55799
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