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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:45,378 --> 00:00:47,797 Yes, I'd like to quickly confirm a colonoscopy 2 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:50,592 for Harry Goldenblatt for Friday at 10. 3 00:00:50,675 --> 00:00:53,136 Sorry, I, I, I feel like I shouted that. 4 00:00:53,219 --> 00:00:55,346 Here you go. Two nonfat lattes. -Yes, thank you. 5 00:00:55,430 --> 00:00:59,225 I know, but if we want to submit to Sundance, we gotta get moving. 6 00:00:59,309 --> 00:01:01,102 Two nonfat lattes, please. Thank you. 7 00:01:01,186 --> 00:01:03,146 -Mommy? -Yes, baby. 8 00:01:06,441 --> 00:01:08,318 Uh, Gabby just ordered a croissant in French. 9 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:12,447 I need to let her have it, right? One croissant, please. 10 00:01:13,448 --> 00:01:17,327 -I got you a coffee! -I got you a coffee! 11 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:19,496 Hi! 12 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:25,376 -Freshly brewed. -Oh. 13 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:31,925 Look, I know we only have a minute, but Charlotte has 14 00:01:32,008 --> 00:01:35,011 a quick update on the field trip. 15 00:01:35,094 --> 00:01:36,805 Good news on the Botanic Gardens. 16 00:01:36,888 --> 00:01:38,723 I was able to book the botany team 17 00:01:38,807 --> 00:01:40,350 that was profiled in "New York Magazine." 18 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:41,768 -I love that. -Wow! 19 00:01:41,851 --> 00:01:43,561 -That is so cool. -Or I could call my friend 20 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:47,273 who runs this state-of-the-art animal shelter on City Island. 21 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:48,525 After the tour, the kids play with the animals. 22 00:01:51,110 --> 00:01:51,736 -Okay, um... -That'll be fun! 23 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:54,739 I'm an animal lover, too, 24 00:01:54,823 --> 00:01:57,700 but I did just spend three weeks chasing down these botanists, 25 00:01:57,784 --> 00:02:00,370 and they're very hard to reach. 26 00:02:00,453 --> 00:02:02,747 -One of whom is deaf, incidentally. -Of course, I get it. 27 00:02:02,831 --> 00:02:05,291 It was just a backup idea. 28 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:06,835 I hadn't heard from you on this all week, 29 00:02:06,918 --> 00:02:07,544 so I thought you dropped the ball. 30 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:10,213 Oh... 31 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:12,674 Charlotte's never dropped a ball in her life. 32 00:02:12,757 --> 00:02:14,259 Check your spam, Deirdre. The whole chain is there. 33 00:02:14,342 --> 00:02:16,928 I think we should just lock down the botanists 34 00:02:17,011 --> 00:02:19,264 and save the animal shelter for another date. 35 00:02:19,347 --> 00:02:21,558 Questions? No questions. 36 00:02:21,641 --> 00:02:22,767 I'm late. Have a great day. 37 00:02:24,602 --> 00:02:26,187 How do you do that? 38 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:28,690 I just pretend I'm talking to my documentary crew. 39 00:02:28,773 --> 00:02:31,734 Um, you're the only one I'd hire back, by the way. 40 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:33,069 You're also the only one invited to Herbert's birthday dinner, 41 00:02:33,152 --> 00:02:36,698 -so, please, keep it on the QT. -On the 19th? 42 00:02:36,781 --> 00:02:38,741 Harry and I are so excited, 43 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:40,243 and we can't wait to invite you over soon 44 00:02:40,326 --> 00:02:42,370 to hang out with our little group of friends. 45 00:02:42,453 --> 00:02:45,582 How about Thursday? I just had something fall off my calendar. 46 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:48,960 Thursday as in the day after the day after tomorrow? 47 00:02:49,043 --> 00:02:49,752 Wow, that's short notice. What was I thinking? 48 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:52,255 -You know what? -What? 49 00:02:52,338 --> 00:02:53,882 Thursday's fine. Let's do it. 50 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:55,550 -How-how does 7 sound? -That's perfect. 51 00:02:55,633 --> 00:02:57,093 -Okay! -Okay, I'll see you Thursday. 52 00:02:57,176 --> 00:02:58,595 Okay! 53 00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:00,054 -Oh, and, Charlotte? -Uh-huh? 54 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:03,349 -Nothing fancy. It's just us. -Sure. 55 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:05,935 Hi... Yes. 56 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:08,605 Um, I just quickly need to cancel 57 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:12,609 a colonoscopy appointment for Harry Goldenblatt at 10 AM Friday. 58 00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:16,738 -Morning. -Morning. 59 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:22,702 Whoa, Mom, you reek of weed. 60 00:03:22,785 --> 00:03:25,622 -After all the shit you give me. -No, I don't. 61 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:27,582 I just haven't showered yet. 62 00:03:27,665 --> 00:03:30,335 Miranda, c'mon, we're all grown-ups. 63 00:03:30,418 --> 00:03:31,628 We know pot when we smell it. 64 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:33,212 Yeah, you don't have to hide it. 65 00:03:33,296 --> 00:03:35,548 Especially now that it's legal. 66 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:38,551 Carrie took Charlotte and me to a comedy concert last night, 67 00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:40,678 and there were a lot of alternative types 68 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:42,555 getting high all around us. That's all. 69 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:45,934 Alternative types? Alternative to what? 70 00:03:47,226 --> 00:03:49,979 I'm not caffeinated enough for this conversation. 71 00:03:54,859 --> 00:03:56,194 ♪ ♪ 72 00:04:21,052 --> 00:04:23,012 ♪ ♪ 73 00:04:38,027 --> 00:04:40,113 Hey, hey! Look who it is! Caroline. 74 00:04:40,196 --> 00:04:42,198 Good morning, Mr. Kouimelis. 75 00:04:42,281 --> 00:04:44,033 Long time, no see. Welcome back. 76 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:46,452 -Dark, no sugar, right? -Exactly. 77 00:04:52,166 --> 00:04:54,127 -How've you been? -A-okay. 78 00:04:54,210 --> 00:04:55,962 -How you been? -I'm good. 79 00:04:56,045 --> 00:04:58,089 You got married. You left the neighborhood, right? 80 00:04:58,172 --> 00:04:59,340 Huh. You like married life? 81 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:03,052 Well... um... 82 00:05:04,554 --> 00:05:06,806 he died... recently. 83 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:08,850 Oh no. 84 00:05:08,933 --> 00:05:10,059 Poor Caroline. 85 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:13,521 He had a heart attack, unexpected. 86 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:15,523 The coffee is free. 87 00:05:16,315 --> 00:05:16,441 And here... 88 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:23,823 -Take a roll. -Aw... thank you. 89 00:05:56,773 --> 00:06:00,318 ♪ ♪ 90 00:06:07,366 --> 00:06:09,452 I thought he would be there. 91 00:06:09,535 --> 00:06:12,080 I mean, I knew he couldn't be, but when I walked in the door, 92 00:06:12,163 --> 00:06:13,956 I was thinking about something else, 93 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:17,502 and just... for a second, I forgot. 94 00:06:20,004 --> 00:06:21,756 - I'm selling our apartment. - Really? 95 00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:23,466 - Are you sure? - Mm-hm. 96 00:06:23,549 --> 00:06:25,009 Because what do they say? You should never make 97 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:26,469 a major decision when you're-- 98 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:29,347 Hungry, angry... 99 00:06:29,430 --> 00:06:30,807 Lonely or tired. 100 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:32,475 Right. HALT. 101 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:33,434 Nope, nope, nope. I am all action. 102 00:06:33,518 --> 00:06:35,978 I gave the Peloton to one of the doormen, 103 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:39,107 I contacted a realtor, so... 104 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:40,983 whew! Next topic. 105 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:44,028 -Okay, well-- -Okay. 106 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:46,656 I am planning a last-minute dinner party 107 00:06:46,739 --> 00:06:48,741 for LTW and her husband, 108 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:51,661 and I really want you both to be there... 109 00:06:51,744 --> 00:06:53,496 but only if you're feeling up to seeing people, Carrie. 110 00:06:53,579 --> 00:06:57,083 I see people all day long. I live in a city. 111 00:06:57,166 --> 00:06:59,836 -Sorry. -No, I'm sorry. I'm just kidding. 112 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:02,797 -I'm kidding. Of course, I'll be there. -Thank you. 113 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:05,383 -Miranda? -Well, I will be there, 114 00:07:05,466 --> 00:07:06,801 unless it's tomorrow night 115 00:07:06,884 --> 00:07:09,679 because I'm having dinner with my law professor. 116 00:07:09,762 --> 00:07:12,140 Wow, that's, that's quite a-- quite the turnaround, 117 00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:13,808 I know, right? 118 00:07:13,891 --> 00:07:15,351 I killed it in class today, 119 00:07:15,434 --> 00:07:17,353 arguing a point about motherhood 120 00:07:17,436 --> 00:07:18,813 and inequality in the workplace, 121 00:07:18,896 --> 00:07:21,315 and she wants to talk about it more over dinner. 122 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:22,984 Well, that must have been some argument 123 00:07:23,067 --> 00:07:24,360 if you got a dinner date out of it. 124 00:07:24,443 --> 00:07:26,487 Hm, I'm gonna order another one of th-- 125 00:07:26,571 --> 00:07:27,947 Should we just get a bottle? 126 00:07:28,030 --> 00:07:29,949 No, no bottle. 127 00:07:30,032 --> 00:07:31,576 - We're, we're fine like this. - Okay. 128 00:07:37,623 --> 00:07:39,375 ♪ ♪ 129 00:07:49,927 --> 00:07:52,346 Seema. That's such a pretty name. 130 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:54,807 -It means "boundary" in Hindi. -Oh. 131 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:57,268 Which is hilarious because I have none. 132 00:07:57,351 --> 00:07:59,854 I need to know more about this wallpaper. It's stunning. 133 00:07:59,937 --> 00:08:03,024 -Oh -Such rich, interesting colors. 134 00:08:03,107 --> 00:08:07,111 Yes, well, my, um, my husband wasn't a great fan of beige. 135 00:08:07,195 --> 00:08:08,487 It's gorgeous. It's all gotta go. 136 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:15,161 People need to be able to picture themselves living here, 137 00:08:15,244 --> 00:08:16,746 and it's hard to do that with your interesting 138 00:08:16,829 --> 00:08:19,165 brutalist coffee table screaming, "I'm not you." 139 00:08:19,248 --> 00:08:20,416 - It's gotta go. - Well, do we really-- 140 00:08:20,499 --> 00:08:24,253 We really have to do, like all of it? 141 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,714 Don't we just need to find a buyer with vision? 142 00:08:26,797 --> 00:08:29,008 Buyers aren't that complex, Mrs. Preston. 143 00:08:29,091 --> 00:08:31,636 -They're like dogs with money. -Oh. 144 00:08:31,719 --> 00:08:34,430 -Walk with me. -Oh, what else would I do? 145 00:08:36,390 --> 00:08:38,851 Lovely. It's all gotta go. 146 00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:41,729 I know you've suffered a loss, Mrs. Preston. 147 00:08:41,812 --> 00:08:44,357 -Carrie. -Carrie. And I can do this at whatever pace 148 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:46,609 you're comfortable. Fast, slow, tomorrow, 149 00:08:46,692 --> 00:08:48,653 -yesterday-- -How's the day before yesterday? 150 00:08:48,736 --> 00:08:52,114 And you won't have to lift a finger. 151 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:55,618 My movers are brilliant. They're in and out like ninjas. 152 00:08:55,701 --> 00:08:58,788 They move Picassos, so your things are gonna be fine. 153 00:08:58,871 --> 00:09:00,122 Uh, no offense to your things. 154 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,126 And what's in here? 155 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:08,381 Okay... this closet-- 156 00:09:08,464 --> 00:09:10,675 Seema, wait a second. 157 00:09:10,758 --> 00:09:13,177 I have something important to say. 158 00:09:14,595 --> 00:09:16,138 No one touches the shoes. 159 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:21,310 I totally get it. I've named all my purses. 160 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:24,188 -Meet Lorraine. -Oh, how do you do? 161 00:09:24,897 --> 00:09:28,150 This spa bathroom? Insane. 162 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:29,694 This may be the first apartment I sell 163 00:09:29,777 --> 00:09:32,071 with just a photo of the bathroom. 164 00:09:32,154 --> 00:09:34,824 -Oh, wow. -You know what could pull this whole area into focus? 165 00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:36,909 A Peloton. 166 00:09:38,619 --> 00:09:41,414 -What? -Oh, it's, um... it's a long story. 167 00:09:41,497 --> 00:09:44,125 I don't know, maybe for another time. 168 00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:46,836 I'm actually supposed to be in Midtown in 20 minutes. 169 00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:47,795 Let's go. 170 00:09:47,878 --> 00:09:49,672 I've got enough to talk to the stagers about. 171 00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:52,967 I'll drop you off. My driver's right downstairs. 172 00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:55,136 Ooh! 173 00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:57,388 Okay... 174 00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:03,060 -Do you smoke? -Well, not when anyone can see me. 175 00:10:03,144 --> 00:10:06,439 -You? -Used to. 176 00:10:06,522 --> 00:10:08,149 - Another life. - Mm-hm. 177 00:10:10,651 --> 00:10:13,863 -Got a cigarette? -Are you sure? 178 00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:16,324 -I've quit 14 times. -Just one. 179 00:10:16,407 --> 00:10:18,409 It's been a rough couple weeks. 180 00:10:18,492 --> 00:10:20,036 Here. 181 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:21,162 Thank you. 182 00:10:25,499 --> 00:10:28,836 47th between 5th and 6th, Rocco. 183 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,977 -The podcast socials suck. -Don't mince words, Chloe. 184 00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:47,813 I won't. Suck, stink, shit the bed. 185 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:50,066 You all need to post like your life depends on it. 186 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:52,401 Che's the only one consistently pushing. 187 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:53,819 Yeah, 'cause my life depends on it. 188 00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:57,406 -And you, Carrie. -Me? 189 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:58,949 You didn't have a lot of followers to begin with, 190 00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:00,868 but you haven't posted in three weeks. 191 00:11:00,951 --> 00:11:02,578 Three weeks. 192 00:11:02,661 --> 00:11:04,747 This is death on social media. 193 00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:07,249 Your Instagram is pretty much a corpse. 194 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:10,461 Chloe, that's enough, Chloe. She gets it. 195 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:16,258 Oh, fuck me, fuck! I'm so, so sorry. 196 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:18,260 Chloe, like, read the room. 197 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:19,929 We don't need to make it a thing. 198 00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:21,055 I mean, you're being so insensitive, dude. 199 00:11:21,138 --> 00:11:24,433 -It's fine. -Jackie, don't make this about us. 200 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,394 It was fun while it lasted. 201 00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:28,979 Carrie, girl... I'm sorry for your loss. 202 00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:29,730 Get your socials up. 203 00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:33,317 See you Friday. 204 00:11:34,318 --> 00:11:36,278 You know what? 205 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:39,657 What is happening? 206 00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:41,367 What kind of person ghosts somebody they're gonna see 207 00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:43,119 again the next day? I mean, who does that? 208 00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:47,415 Why don't you wash your bath towels more than once a year? 209 00:11:47,498 --> 00:11:49,708 Fucking kindergartener. 210 00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:51,794 I wash my bath towels, all right! 211 00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:53,337 Dude, you are so insensitive, and not just to me. 212 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:55,423 What you just said to Carrie-- 213 00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:56,465 -Young love. -Not so young. 214 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,634 Not so love. 215 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:04,932 Oh, man. If that was me Chloe was goin' off on, 216 00:12:05,015 --> 00:12:06,809 I would've totally played the death card 217 00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:08,894 just to shut her down. 218 00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:11,439 Oh, I'm saving it for when she tells me I have to go back on Twitter. 219 00:12:12,731 --> 00:12:15,901 Don't I have a colonoscopy the next day? 220 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,111 Not anymore, you don't. 221 00:12:17,194 --> 00:12:19,071 This dinner is too important. 222 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:20,823 Right now, Lisa and I are mom friends, 223 00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:23,033 but I want us to be real friends. 224 00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:24,660 And they are an impressive couple. 225 00:12:24,743 --> 00:12:27,455 -We are gonna have to bring it. -Okay. 226 00:12:29,039 --> 00:12:31,292 I invited Carrie for fashion, 227 00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:32,793 Miranda for politics, 228 00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:35,379 Stanford and Anthony... gay, 229 00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:38,466 the Shapiros, the Downeys. 230 00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:40,384 -Bringin' out the big guns. -Mm-hm. 231 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:42,595 And I've got room for one more couple. 232 00:12:42,678 --> 00:12:45,181 -How about the Tates? -Hmm. 233 00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:45,681 They're sweet, but... 234 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:49,477 they're just kind of vanilla. 235 00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:52,104 Oh no. 236 00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:54,064 What? 237 00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:57,943 Everyone I've invited... is vanilla. 238 00:12:58,027 --> 00:13:02,448 The Wexleys can't be the only Black couple at the dinner. 239 00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:04,533 They're gonna think we don't have any Black friends. 240 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,036 Why don't you just ask the Jenkins in 4C? 241 00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:11,874 The Jenkins! Yes, yes, I love the Jenkins, yes! 242 00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:16,003 -We just had that great brunch. -Two years ago. 243 00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:18,839 But we lost a year to COVID. 244 00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:19,840 I'm gonna text her right now. 245 00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:26,722 -Oh, Charlotte, hi. -Hello, Shelly. 246 00:13:26,805 --> 00:13:29,475 -What a beautiful sweater. -Thank you. 247 00:13:29,558 --> 00:13:30,643 I just wanted to check in, 248 00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:32,478 and make sure that you had received 249 00:13:32,561 --> 00:13:34,730 the texts I sent earlier. 250 00:13:34,813 --> 00:13:37,066 I did... All four of them. 251 00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:39,151 Oh, I thought I sent two. 252 00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:41,195 You know, I've gotta get my phone checked. 253 00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:42,279 It just goes rogue sometimes. 254 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,575 So will you be able to join us for dinner? 255 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,744 Oh, well, as I said in my text, 256 00:13:48,827 --> 00:13:52,122 -we would love to join... -Great! Terrific! 257 00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:54,333 but we already have a dinner Thursday. 258 00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:57,211 Oh, right, but you know what I was thinking? 259 00:13:57,294 --> 00:14:00,798 Maybe you and David could pop in before your dinner for drinks. 260 00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:02,424 You know, just pop in, say hi. 261 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:03,509 We'll do it another time. 262 00:14:03,592 --> 00:14:05,594 Oh, but we always say 263 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,054 we'll do it another time. 264 00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:09,765 Let's just... get her done. 265 00:14:09,848 --> 00:14:12,601 I'll tell you what, you text me 266 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,937 when you know that you definitely can't come, 267 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,564 and in the meantime, 268 00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:20,192 that is just the most lovely sweater. 269 00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:22,611 -Where'd you get it? -J.Crew. 270 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,655 Well, it is just gorgeous. 271 00:14:24,738 --> 00:14:27,157 Have a great rest of your day. 272 00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:36,125 Are you still in touch with that artist you dated? 273 00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:38,752 Who do you mean? The performance artist with the big, juicy ass? 274 00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:42,298 -God no, I forgot about him. -I didn't. Like two canned hams. 275 00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:43,632 No, I'm talking about that painter. 276 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,010 Oh, you mean the hot Black guy. 277 00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:51,640 Anthony, he is more than just his race. He is a person... 278 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,225 and, yes, that is who I was referring to. 279 00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:55,853 I was thinking of inviting him to the Wexley dinner party. 280 00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:59,898 LTW has a collection of African-American artists. 281 00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:01,483 Outta luck, princess. 282 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:02,860 Stanford lit my old address book on fire one night. 283 00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:06,071 You want me to ask Juan, one of my delivery guys? 284 00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:08,616 He's Colombian, but ethnically ambiguous. 285 00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:10,868 -Goodbye, Anthony. -Goodbye! 286 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:16,123 -Deirdre... Hi! -Oh, hi! 287 00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:17,750 -I was just gonna text you. -Oh! 288 00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:20,586 By any chance, are you and Geoff 289 00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:22,171 free for dinner tomorrow night? 290 00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:24,423 Who's Geoff? 291 00:15:24,506 --> 00:15:26,717 - Your husband? -Oh,. It's pronounced "Joff." 292 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:31,221 -Oh. -So last minute, but yes. 293 00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:34,016 Lovely. I'll call Geoff to make sure. 294 00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:36,852 Charlotte, oh my god, I'm so sorry. 295 00:15:36,935 --> 00:15:38,479 We can't come tomorrow night. 296 00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:40,105 My mother-in-law invited us to the symphony, 297 00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:41,106 and Herbert didn't tell me till this morning 298 00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,400 because as he said, he didn't wanna hear me 299 00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:45,736 bitch about it all week, and he's not wrong. 300 00:15:45,819 --> 00:15:48,947 - Of course, I get it. - Mother-in-law drama. 301 00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:50,783 Our dinner will happen when it happens. 302 00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:52,368 No rush at all. 303 00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:53,911 Thank you for understanding. 304 00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:56,038 -We'll talk later. -Okay! 305 00:15:56,121 --> 00:16:00,042 Okay, Geoff and I are definitely in for tomorrow night. 306 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:03,879 Harry has a colonoscopy on Friday morning, 307 00:16:03,962 --> 00:16:05,756 and I completely forgot. 308 00:16:05,839 --> 00:16:08,342 See? I'm not crazy. 309 00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:10,260 You do drop balls every now and then. 310 00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:14,932 You got me. Apologies to, to Geoff. 311 00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:19,103 ♪ ♪ 312 00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:23,732 Uh, sir, I'm not tryin' to be unreasonable, 313 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:27,820 but that guy who just left with the doggy bag came in after us. 314 00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:30,572 -Am I right about that? -Yeah, I think so. 315 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:33,242 With the straw hat? Um, it's Nya Wallace. 316 00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:35,244 7:30, party of two. Would you check again? 317 00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:38,080 I'm sorry, again. We have no record of your reservation in the system. 318 00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:44,044 But, uh, I do have a record of the reservation right here. 319 00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:45,754 Mm-hm, yeah, you've shown me that already three times, 320 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:50,592 but see, it's not in my system. 321 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:52,469 Okay, well, then let's just ignore the evidence, 322 00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,596 and say I don't have a reservation. I mean, it's possible. 323 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,807 I've made mistakes in my life... 324 00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:58,726 uh, most recently comin' into this restaurant. 325 00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:02,312 What are we gon' do about it, though? 326 00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:04,982 You know, there are a couple of cute places pretty near here. 327 00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:06,942 Miranda, I'm 37 minutes into this trial. 328 00:17:07,025 --> 00:17:08,318 -I am not leaving without a win. -Got it. Yeah. 329 00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:10,446 One second. 330 00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:14,116 Found you. You did make a 7:30 reservation... 331 00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:17,870 -Thank you. -...at our San Francisco location. 332 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,622 Should I call 'em and tell 'em 333 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,082 we're gonna be a little bit late? 334 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,293 -I'll get to you. -Okay, thank you. Thank you. 335 00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:26,044 Sateesh, party of two. 336 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:29,173 I am so sorry. That was totally not me. 337 00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:32,301 No, that is so, usually, exactly me. 338 00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:36,930 I'm just so hopped up on all these, um, fertility drugs. 339 00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:38,974 Yeah, it's messin' with my everything. 340 00:17:39,057 --> 00:17:42,603 Oh, okay. Yeah, I know how hard that can be. 341 00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:43,687 Wait, you've been through this? 342 00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:45,564 Water for you ladies. 343 00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:47,316 Thanks. You have kids? 344 00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,985 No and yes. No to IVF. 345 00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:53,113 Yes, I have a 17-year-old son named Brady. 346 00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:57,701 I have a, a good friend who went through hell with IVF. 347 00:17:57,785 --> 00:18:00,329 -That's how I know. -Yeah, well, this is my second trip to hell. 348 00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,372 My, uh, first one didn't take... 349 00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:06,043 which, uh... 350 00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:08,962 is privileged information between professor and student, 351 00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:10,714 and, as a reminder, I do have the power to fail you. 352 00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:13,759 Oh, not, not unethical at all. 353 00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:17,012 Um... 354 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,848 and so, this is the part you tell me where it'll all be worth it. 355 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,683 Counselor, I think you're leading the witness. 356 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,852 Miranda Hobbes, are you about to tell me 357 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:24,770 that motherhood isn't worth it? 358 00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:29,066 Um... it depends on the day. 359 00:18:29,149 --> 00:18:32,069 Like today, when my son called me a bitch 360 00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:33,028 because I sent his girlfriend home, 361 00:18:33,111 --> 00:18:35,864 and forced him to do his homework. 362 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,408 -100% not worth it. -No. No, it's not worth it. 363 00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:40,202 No. 364 00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:42,830 Haven't heard that side of the argument. 365 00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:43,705 Menu for you. 366 00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,707 -But if having a baby is... -And you. 367 00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:48,377 is really what you want-- Thank you. 368 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:51,213 It will be way more than 100% worth it. 369 00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:54,258 Great, but I don't need a hard sell, right? 370 00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:56,552 I'm gettin' that from society, from my friends, 371 00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:58,887 my family, uh, my house cleaner. 372 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,348 -You need a new house cleaner. -Yeah. 373 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,978 Okay, here's the thing. 374 00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:09,231 I don't know why I'm tellin' you this, probably the hormones but, um... 375 00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:12,860 when my last round of IVF didn't go through... 376 00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:14,736 um... 377 00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:18,532 I felt a huge wave of relief. 378 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:25,414 And listen, my husband and I, we love our life. 379 00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:28,917 I mean, nobody's life is perfect, but, my life... 380 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,420 is really fuckin' close, right? 381 00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:32,170 But then, I-- 382 00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:37,759 I'm also afraid that if I don't have a child, 383 00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,136 I'm gonna regret it one day. 384 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:44,266 You know, the thing about regret 385 00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:47,436 is that having a child doesn't take it away. 386 00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:48,186 Thank you. 387 00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:53,817 There are always gonna be these roads not taken, right? 388 00:19:55,193 --> 00:19:57,738 I mean, I-- 389 00:19:57,821 --> 00:20:00,032 There was a woman in my class at Harvard. 390 00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:03,952 Not a Rhodes Scholar. She never married. She never had kids. 391 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,121 She's a federal judge now. 392 00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:08,916 -Who goes home to an empty house. -God! 393 00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:12,794 There are so many nights 394 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:15,464 when I would love to be a judge, 395 00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:17,132 and go home to an empty house. 396 00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:19,259 Hmm. 397 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,138 And then, I see my son and I'm glad. 398 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,853 And then, I see his dirty underwear on my kitchen floor... 399 00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:31,271 -No. -...and I'm mad. 400 00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:33,023 Yeah, I could see that. 401 00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:39,363 - So you can't have it all? - No... 402 00:20:39,446 --> 00:20:41,240 you can. 403 00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:42,157 It's just really fuckin' hard. 404 00:20:46,536 --> 00:20:47,204 Is that your closing argument? 405 00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:51,750 Your honor... 406 00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:55,545 if this round of IVF works... 407 00:20:56,546 --> 00:21:00,509 you're gonna love motherhood every second. 408 00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:03,178 Why don't we get another round of drinks? 409 00:21:03,261 --> 00:21:05,180 - Why don't we? - Yeah. 410 00:21:05,263 --> 00:21:08,684 Mmm, I'm not very open to this open house. 411 00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:12,020 "Mad Max" meets "Dances With Wolves." 412 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,523 -I think I used to date the guy who lives here. -Really? 413 00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:16,858 Well, generally speaking, I feel like back in the '90s, 414 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,944 we all dated the 50-year-old guy who lives here. 415 00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:21,863 I'm still dating them. 416 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:24,116 By the way, feel free to introduce me 417 00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:27,202 to any available men that you know with a good heart. 418 00:21:27,285 --> 00:21:28,704 Even if they're fixer-uppers. I can flip 'em. 419 00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:31,373 Oh, I bet you can. 420 00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:35,335 So, the motorcycle inside is for what? 421 00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:36,378 Those quick trips to the bathroom? 422 00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:38,714 See, this is why you don't leave your furniture 423 00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:40,132 in your place for the open house. 424 00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:42,217 -All right. -Okay. 425 00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:43,343 I'm gonna say goodbye to the realtor. Poor thing. 426 00:21:51,309 --> 00:21:54,229 -Great place, huh? -Oh! Oh god. 427 00:21:54,312 --> 00:21:56,273 I'm considering making an offer. 428 00:21:56,356 --> 00:21:58,734 Recently divorced, and I'm movin' back downtown! 429 00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:02,195 You look like a downtown lady. 430 00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:04,823 -You wanna check out the bedroom? -Ooh, oh-- 431 00:22:04,906 --> 00:22:08,660 -Let's go. We have to eat. -Oh, we have to eat. 432 00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:13,331 Ooh, I was about to flee on the motorcycle. 433 00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:15,584 -Who was that? -My worst nightmare. 434 00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:17,377 You think that guy was your worst nightmare? 435 00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:19,171 -Check out this honey bun. -Mm! 436 00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:22,883 Profile says he's looking for fun. 437 00:22:22,966 --> 00:22:25,302 He should be looking for a shirt. 438 00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:29,848 Wait, please. There's so many more gems. 439 00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:31,475 How many dating apps are you on? 440 00:22:31,558 --> 00:22:32,934 How much time have you got? 441 00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:35,228 I started back in the day with OkCupid... 442 00:22:35,312 --> 00:22:36,772 -Uh-huh. -...which was not okay. It was like 443 00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:39,107 are you fucking with me, Cupid? 444 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:42,069 Then, I moved to Tinder... 445 00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:44,112 where I met the guy who cried after sex. 446 00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:46,615 Oh, so he was too Tinder. 447 00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:51,453 I just want someone to create a dating site that's called, 448 00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:53,789 "Here's the man you've been searching for, Seema." 449 00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:55,957 And you're never married? Not divorced? 450 00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:57,793 No, happily not divorced. 451 00:22:57,876 --> 00:23:02,214 Well, I think it's great that you're still putting yourself out there. 452 00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:04,299 Yes. Well, I am. 453 00:23:04,382 --> 00:23:06,843 Ooh, do you wanna split the cacio e pepe? 454 00:23:06,927 --> 00:23:08,345 -Mm-hm. -Mm. 455 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:15,852 Lisa and Herbert run in an eclectic, diverse crowd. 456 00:23:15,936 --> 00:23:17,729 -Hmm. -But... right now, 457 00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:19,689 everyone is talking about Black literature. 458 00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:21,483 You read the article I sent you, right? 459 00:23:21,566 --> 00:23:25,987 -Yep. -So name a few modern Black authors 460 00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:29,032 that every person is reading. 461 00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:33,161 -Sadie Smith. -Zadie with a Z. 462 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:36,164 Can't I just say I love Michelle Obama's book? 463 00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:38,500 I feel like you are not taking this seriously. 464 00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:40,335 Charlotte, I've been talkin' my whole life. 465 00:23:40,418 --> 00:23:42,546 Think I can handle a little dinner chit-chat. 466 00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:47,551 -Do I need it? -No. 467 00:23:51,179 --> 00:23:51,555 Harry! 468 00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:57,853 We lucked out when LTW canceled the other night, 469 00:23:57,936 --> 00:24:00,856 but that was our wake-up call. 470 00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:04,442 It is unacceptable that we do not have a more diverse friendship circle, 471 00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:06,528 so, tonight, bring your "A" game. 472 00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:09,489 -Oh god, you're sweating already. -Can't imagine why. 473 00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:14,077 - Hi! - Come on in! 474 00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:15,745 I know you said not to bring any gifts, 475 00:24:15,829 --> 00:24:17,914 but we had to bring Herbert a little something. 476 00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:19,541 - Aww. - It's chocolate. 477 00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:20,584 It's really good with port, if he drinks. 478 00:24:20,667 --> 00:24:23,712 Oh, he drinks. He has to. He's married to this. 479 00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:25,672 Oh. 480 00:24:25,755 --> 00:24:27,799 Uh, I have to go apologize to the chef 481 00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:30,468 for something my mother-in-law just said about the appetizers. 482 00:24:30,552 --> 00:24:30,594 You all go mingle. 483 00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:36,850 - Wow! - Yes, 484 00:24:40,770 --> 00:24:42,105 Looks like we're the eclectic and diverse. 485 00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:43,440 Harry, Charlotte. 486 00:24:43,523 --> 00:24:47,068 -Hey! Happy birthday, big guy. -Happy birthday! 487 00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:48,278 Please, come join us. 488 00:24:48,361 --> 00:24:51,198 Oh, look. It's Gwen, Leo's mom. 489 00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:54,242 Hi, Gwen! 490 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:58,288 Hi! I haven't seen you since Leo transferred to Dalton. 491 00:24:58,371 --> 00:24:59,581 I'm not Gwen. 492 00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:02,626 But I know who you're talking about. 493 00:25:02,709 --> 00:25:04,878 This is Lisa's friend, Shawna. 494 00:25:06,379 --> 00:25:09,132 Anybody read the new Zadie Smith book? 495 00:25:28,193 --> 00:25:30,445 Hey, you know that part in "The Wizard of Oz" 496 00:25:30,528 --> 00:25:33,573 where the movie goes from sepia to color? 497 00:25:33,657 --> 00:25:36,743 - Yeah. - I'm experiencing that in reverse. 498 00:25:36,826 --> 00:25:37,786 What do you mean? 499 00:25:37,869 --> 00:25:38,453 My apartment is 500 00:25:38,536 --> 00:25:41,539 totally beige, everywhere. 501 00:25:43,124 --> 00:25:45,252 There's no sign of me. 502 00:25:45,335 --> 00:25:46,461 Sometimes, I look around this house 503 00:25:46,544 --> 00:25:47,963 and there's... no sign of me either. 504 00:25:48,046 --> 00:25:51,091 God, it's surreal. 505 00:25:51,174 --> 00:25:51,508 It's like we never lived here. 506 00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:56,554 Our life is just... gone. 507 00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:58,723 I'm so sorry for you, Carrie. 508 00:25:58,807 --> 00:26:01,476 I know... everyone is. 509 00:26:01,559 --> 00:26:05,480 Maybe that's why I'm drawn to Seema, my realtor, you know? 510 00:26:05,563 --> 00:26:08,108 When I'm with her, I can just, um... 511 00:26:08,191 --> 00:26:11,569 you know, pretend like none of the terrible stuff has happened. 512 00:26:11,653 --> 00:26:13,405 Well, she didn't know Big. 513 00:26:13,488 --> 00:26:14,990 Exactly. 514 00:26:15,073 --> 00:26:17,659 It's lunch and some laughs, which is kinda nice. 515 00:26:17,742 --> 00:26:20,620 - Should I be threatened? - Nah, it's probably 516 00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:22,664 more real estate than real. 517 00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:28,086 Oh, hell no. 518 00:26:28,169 --> 00:26:29,170 What? 519 00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:32,048 The Peloton is back. 520 00:26:32,132 --> 00:26:34,134 Okay, I gotta get Big and go. 521 00:26:34,217 --> 00:26:35,885 You don't belong here anymore. 522 00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:44,561 ♪ ♪ 523 00:27:01,328 --> 00:27:02,954 Ah. 524 00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:06,458 Thank you, everybody. 525 00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:09,002 And what is it you do, Charlotte? 526 00:27:09,085 --> 00:27:11,046 Oh, um, I-I'm a full-time mom, 527 00:27:11,129 --> 00:27:15,216 and I'm active on the Events Committee at our daughter's school, 528 00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:17,093 and that is how Lisa and I met. 529 00:27:17,177 --> 00:27:19,721 Lisa and Charlotte are the Thelma and Louise of that parent group, 530 00:27:19,804 --> 00:27:23,391 except without the crime spree and the double suicide. 531 00:27:24,851 --> 00:27:26,853 Charlotte is just being modest. 532 00:27:26,936 --> 00:27:29,481 She's not just a stellar mom, and killing it at school, 533 00:27:29,564 --> 00:27:31,149 she's also on the board at The Met. 534 00:27:31,232 --> 00:27:33,026 Oh! 535 00:27:33,109 --> 00:27:35,570 So, you know art? 536 00:27:35,653 --> 00:27:38,114 Yes, yes. It's my passion. 537 00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:39,491 I used to run an art gallery a long time ago. 538 00:27:39,574 --> 00:27:43,453 My favorite Art is Art Smith... 539 00:27:44,412 --> 00:27:46,873 our financial adviser. 540 00:27:46,956 --> 00:27:49,292 He told me that my daughter-in-law there 541 00:27:49,376 --> 00:27:51,961 spent more money on these paintings 542 00:27:52,045 --> 00:27:54,422 than my husband, God rest his soul, 543 00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:57,342 and I spent on our first house. 544 00:27:57,425 --> 00:27:58,760 All due respect, Mother, 545 00:27:58,843 --> 00:28:00,887 real estate isn't as costly in the Carolinas. 546 00:28:00,970 --> 00:28:03,515 I don't know about Carolina real estate, 547 00:28:03,598 --> 00:28:07,018 but, in terms of art, I can't think of a better investment 548 00:28:07,102 --> 00:28:09,771 -than what Lisa has selected here. -Really? 549 00:28:09,854 --> 00:28:14,234 The Gordon Parks photographs are amazing, 550 00:28:14,317 --> 00:28:16,403 and the one by Carrie Mae Weems. 551 00:28:16,486 --> 00:28:18,613 The collection includes Deborah Roberts, 552 00:28:18,696 --> 00:28:20,907 and, oh, Barkley Hendricks, 553 00:28:20,990 --> 00:28:23,326 and the early work by Derrick Adams, 554 00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:26,955 which is like owning early sheet music by Beethoven. 555 00:28:27,038 --> 00:28:28,331 -Oh. -And then, my personal favorite 556 00:28:28,415 --> 00:28:32,293 is the Mickalene Thomas in there. 557 00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:35,713 She did the very first portrait of First Lady Michelle Obama. 558 00:28:35,797 --> 00:28:39,509 I loved her book! 559 00:28:39,592 --> 00:28:42,303 So, I don't think that you and Mr. Art Smith 560 00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:44,305 have anything to worry about. 561 00:28:44,389 --> 00:28:45,473 With the keen eye of Lisa, 562 00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:49,436 the family is in very good hands. 563 00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:51,604 Yes, we are. 564 00:28:51,688 --> 00:28:54,482 How about some birthday cake, and, uh, 565 00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:55,984 -my favorite port in the den? -Yeah. 566 00:28:56,067 --> 00:28:57,694 -Yeah? -Shall we? 567 00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:02,866 Oh, thank you, thank you, Thelma! 568 00:29:02,949 --> 00:29:03,658 unless you wanna be Louise. 569 00:29:03,741 --> 00:29:05,994 Oh, no, I am definitely Thelma. 570 00:29:09,414 --> 00:29:11,458 ♪ ♪ 571 00:29:36,274 --> 00:29:39,235 ♪ ♪ 572 00:29:39,319 --> 00:29:40,904 Just till I can figure out where you really want to be. 573 00:29:45,408 --> 00:29:46,409 Ah. 574 00:29:55,877 --> 00:29:58,421 ♪ ♪ 575 00:30:13,770 --> 00:30:16,397 -You're smoking? -Stanford's in Japan? 576 00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:19,275 ♪ Go, daddy, go ♪ 577 00:30:19,359 --> 00:30:20,735 That's Ashley, 578 00:30:20,818 --> 00:30:23,821 the 17-year-old Long Island TikTok star he manages. 579 00:30:23,905 --> 00:30:25,573 She's huge in Asia. 580 00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:28,284 She asked him to go on tour with her. 581 00:30:29,869 --> 00:30:34,082 I do not get her, but then, I'm old, gay... 582 00:30:34,165 --> 00:30:36,834 -and not Japanese. -Well, fine, good, sayonara, 583 00:30:36,918 --> 00:30:39,087 but why the dramatic note? 584 00:30:39,170 --> 00:30:42,215 "By the time you read this, I'll be in Tokyo." 585 00:30:42,298 --> 00:30:45,218 I mean, wh-wh-who is he? The lost Brontë sister? 586 00:30:45,301 --> 00:30:46,928 He said he couldn't bring himself to tell you 587 00:30:47,011 --> 00:30:49,222 he was leaving face-to-face after Big died. 588 00:30:49,305 --> 00:30:51,057 Right, and a, a note is so much more 589 00:30:51,140 --> 00:30:52,809 -compassionate. -Oh, you know Stanny. 590 00:30:52,892 --> 00:30:55,770 He hates to disappoint people... in person. 591 00:30:55,853 --> 00:30:59,941 Still, you know, if it-- If something good 592 00:31:00,024 --> 00:31:00,984 is happening in one of my friends' lives, 593 00:31:01,067 --> 00:31:04,404 and I'm, I'm assuming he considers this good... 594 00:31:05,363 --> 00:31:06,781 I'd wanna know about it. 595 00:31:06,864 --> 00:31:09,659 You know, no, no matter what is going on in mine. 596 00:31:09,742 --> 00:31:13,121 Good news or bad, I'd wanna know. 597 00:31:13,204 --> 00:31:14,455 -Really? -Mm-hm. 598 00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:16,457 I got a letter, too. 599 00:31:16,541 --> 00:31:19,252 -He wants a divorce. -Oh. 600 00:31:20,670 --> 00:31:25,049 I don't get it. We were so happy. 601 00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:27,218 We had a great time at your dinner. 602 00:31:27,302 --> 00:31:29,637 -We loved everyone. -Oh, and everyone loved you. 603 00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:30,847 Thank you so much for having my back with Eunice. 604 00:31:30,930 --> 00:31:33,308 You're like the mother-in-law whisperer. 605 00:31:33,391 --> 00:31:35,435 Such a good friend. 606 00:31:36,436 --> 00:31:37,020 Well, I hope so. 607 00:31:39,606 --> 00:31:41,399 I have a confession to make. 608 00:31:42,025 --> 00:31:43,818 I was really panicked 609 00:31:43,901 --> 00:31:46,446 having you and Herbert over for dinner 610 00:31:46,529 --> 00:31:49,073 because I realized you would be the only Black couple there. 611 00:31:50,074 --> 00:31:53,244 Hmm... that's really crazy 612 00:31:53,328 --> 00:31:55,622 because I was worried that you and Harry would be nervous 613 00:31:55,705 --> 00:31:57,624 being the only white people at my dinner party. 614 00:31:57,707 --> 00:32:00,043 -Did we seem nervous? -He sweat through his suit. 615 00:32:01,419 --> 00:32:04,005 That's on me. 616 00:32:04,088 --> 00:32:06,049 I pushed him so hard. 617 00:32:06,132 --> 00:32:07,550 I just-- I want to do everything right. 618 00:32:07,634 --> 00:32:10,678 -Good luck. -Seriously, 619 00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:12,430 I was so desperate this week... 620 00:32:12,972 --> 00:32:14,682 I invited Deirdre. 621 00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:16,434 Okay, now you're doin' the wrong thing. 622 00:32:16,517 --> 00:32:17,602 How'd you get out of that? 623 00:32:17,685 --> 00:32:20,355 I pretended to drop a ball. 624 00:32:20,438 --> 00:32:22,190 -Took one for the team. -Mm-hm. 625 00:32:22,273 --> 00:32:23,483 Aww. 626 00:32:23,566 --> 00:32:27,528 Hello? Safe to come in? 627 00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:30,323 Is the open house closed? 628 00:32:30,406 --> 00:32:34,118 -Come on in. Coast is clear. -I got us some sushi. 629 00:32:34,202 --> 00:32:39,290 So tell me, uh, how did it go at the "Beige-a-palooza"? 630 00:32:39,374 --> 00:32:42,710 A lot of interest. One definite, two potential offers. 631 00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:44,045 I might show it again next week 632 00:32:44,128 --> 00:32:46,798 just to drive the interest up even more. 633 00:32:46,881 --> 00:32:50,134 All right, so, um, so your magical moving worked, I guess. 634 00:32:50,218 --> 00:32:52,804 Always does. Oh, there was a little mishap. 635 00:32:52,887 --> 00:32:56,641 I was moving a photo into a drawer and the glass broke. 636 00:32:56,724 --> 00:32:59,602 -Which photo? -The one on your bedside table. 637 00:33:00,770 --> 00:33:02,522 I must've hit it on the corner, 638 00:33:02,605 --> 00:33:04,524 and it just shattered. 639 00:33:04,607 --> 00:33:06,984 -Why were you even touching it? -Well, it was a personal item, 640 00:33:07,068 --> 00:33:08,695 and you were supposed to tuck it away. 641 00:33:08,778 --> 00:33:10,738 -It is a personal item. -No, I understand. 642 00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:13,908 -But it's only that-- -You said they move Picassos, that nothing would get broken. 643 00:33:13,991 --> 00:33:17,412 And, unfortunately, this was my bad, not theirs, 644 00:33:17,495 --> 00:33:19,288 but it can be fixed. 645 00:33:19,372 --> 00:33:21,958 Only the glass is broken, the photo's intact, 646 00:33:22,041 --> 00:33:24,836 so I'll just replace the glass. 647 00:33:24,919 --> 00:33:28,172 You can't just replace the glass. 648 00:33:28,256 --> 00:33:30,425 That picture was on his side of the bed. 649 00:33:30,508 --> 00:33:32,969 He touched that glass all the time. 650 00:33:33,052 --> 00:33:36,639 You-- the, the glass is not replaceable. 651 00:33:38,307 --> 00:33:40,101 Well... I'm sorry. 652 00:33:40,184 --> 00:33:41,102 Well, you don't seem very sorry. 653 00:33:41,185 --> 00:33:45,481 You're sitting there, you know, pretty casually. 654 00:33:45,565 --> 00:33:47,775 You know, "Oh, it just-- We'll just replace the glass. 655 00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:49,944 You know, it's not-- No big deal. No worries." 656 00:33:50,027 --> 00:33:52,321 No worries? He was the, the love of my life. 657 00:33:52,405 --> 00:33:54,824 Actually... I'm not like that at all. I-- 658 00:33:54,907 --> 00:33:57,785 Well, that's, that's how it seems to me. 659 00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:03,624 He's gone, it's broken, and no one can fix it. 660 00:34:06,002 --> 00:34:09,172 I am very sorry, I am. 661 00:34:09,255 --> 00:34:11,966 I assure you, I had no intention 662 00:34:12,049 --> 00:34:14,385 of being insensitive to your situation. 663 00:34:17,305 --> 00:34:18,806 Sometimes... 664 00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:22,018 people aren't aware of how insensitive they may seem... 665 00:34:24,687 --> 00:34:26,022 and, I guess, today that could apply to me. 666 00:34:28,232 --> 00:34:31,402 Or to you... at the restaurant the other day. 667 00:34:33,696 --> 00:34:35,239 Me? How was I insensitive? 668 00:34:37,074 --> 00:34:39,827 When we were talking about me dating, you said something like-- 669 00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:41,662 Well, no, it wasn't "something like." 670 00:34:41,746 --> 00:34:45,583 I... remember exactly what it was. You said... 671 00:34:45,666 --> 00:34:48,836 "Well, it's great you're still putting yourself out there. 672 00:34:51,422 --> 00:34:54,675 "Well, it's great you're still putting yourself out there. 673 00:34:54,759 --> 00:34:55,885 "Good for you, Seema, trying to find yourself a man 674 00:34:55,968 --> 00:34:59,806 to marry after all those years of no luck." 675 00:34:59,889 --> 00:35:01,390 No, no, that's not the way I meant it. 676 00:35:01,474 --> 00:35:03,851 You know, I'm sure, but that's how I heard it. 677 00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:10,233 If I'm being really honest... 678 00:35:10,316 --> 00:35:11,859 maybe you have a point, Carrie. 679 00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:14,028 Maybe there's a little part of me 680 00:35:14,111 --> 00:35:16,864 that doesn't feel sorry for you... 681 00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:19,200 'cause at least you found the love of your life 682 00:35:19,283 --> 00:35:22,453 and you had him for many wonderful years, and in my eyes, 683 00:35:22,537 --> 00:35:26,415 that is something worth still putting yourself out there for. 684 00:35:29,585 --> 00:35:31,128 I agree. 685 00:35:39,887 --> 00:35:42,557 Would you like some yellowtail? 686 00:35:43,349 --> 00:35:45,726 Is it from the place on Madison? 687 00:35:51,816 --> 00:35:54,068 And just like that... 688 00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:56,320 we began our real friendship. 689 00:36:00,741 --> 00:36:02,785 ♪ ♪ 690 00:36:21,387 --> 00:36:23,472 ♪ If you got a problem ♪ 691 00:36:24,724 --> 00:36:27,268 ♪ I got a problem too ♪ 692 00:36:27,351 --> 00:36:29,687 ♪ If you're standin' at the bottom ♪ 693 00:36:30,479 --> 00:36:33,399 ♪ I'll reach out for you ♪ 694 00:36:33,482 --> 00:36:35,610 ♪ If you need someone to lean on ♪ 695 00:36:35,693 --> 00:36:37,445 ♪ Baby, I can be strong ♪ 696 00:36:37,528 --> 00:36:39,780 ♪ I will carry you through ♪ 697 00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:42,783 ♪ If you got a problem ♪ 698 00:36:42,867 --> 00:36:45,161 ♪ I got a problem too ♪ 699 00:36:47,872 --> 00:36:49,248 ♪ If you leave ♪ 700 00:36:51,083 --> 00:36:52,210 ♪ I'll come runnin' ♪ 701 00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:59,050 ♪ And we'll find a better way ♪ 702 00:36:59,133 --> 00:37:00,968 ♪ If you got a problem ♪ 703 00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:05,014 ♪ I got a problem too ♪ 704 00:37:05,097 --> 00:37:06,265 ♪ If you're standin' at the bottom ♪ 705 00:37:08,267 --> 00:37:10,978 ♪ I'll reach out for you ♪ 706 00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:12,939 ♪ If you need someone to lean on ♪ 707 00:37:13,022 --> 00:37:15,066 ♪ Baby, I can be strong ♪ 708 00:37:15,149 --> 00:37:17,652 ♪ I will carry you through ♪ 709 00:37:17,735 --> 00:37:19,570 ♪ If you got a problem ♪ 710 00:37:20,279 --> 00:37:23,532 ♪ I got a problem too ♪ 711 00:37:24,742 --> 00:37:27,578 ♪ Everybody needs ♪ 712 00:37:27,662 --> 00:37:31,123 ♪ Somethin' to believe ♪ 713 00:37:31,207 --> 00:37:34,168 ♪ If you want you can always put your faith in me ♪ 714 00:37:37,588 --> 00:37:39,215 ♪ I don't know it all ♪ 715 00:37:39,298 --> 00:37:42,426 ♪ But I know how it feels to fall ♪ 716 00:37:43,844 --> 00:37:48,599 ♪ With a helpin' hand, you'll find your feet ♪ 717 00:37:48,683 --> 00:37:50,768 ♪ If you got a problem ♪ 718 00:37:51,852 --> 00:37:54,689 ♪ I got a problem too ♪ 719 00:37:54,772 --> 00:37:56,649 ♪ If you need someone to lean on ♪ 720 00:37:56,732 --> 00:37:58,609 ♪ Baby, I can be strong ♪ 721 00:37:58,693 --> 00:38:01,070 ♪ I will carry you through ♪ 722 00:38:01,153 --> 00:38:04,073 ♪ If you got a problem ♪ 723 00:38:04,156 --> 00:38:07,618 ♪ I'll reach out for you ♪ 54756

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