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You know, the mouth
really is an amazing orifice.
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What a phenomenal creation
from Mother Nature.
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So poly-functional.
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We need it to breathe, obviously,
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but it can also taste and speak,
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sometimes in many tongues.
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Suck, lick, kiss.
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We use it as a weapon when we bite.
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And, of course, my personal favorite,
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blow.
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A variety of instruments, of course.
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Okay. I'll get to the point.
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Put it in your mouth.
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Let it roll around a little bit inside there.
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Get a feeling for it.
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Now... roll your tongue around the head of it.
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Doesn't it give you a sense of power?
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Now, suck hard.
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A little bit harder.
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Don't let the stuff go down your throat.
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It'll make you choke.
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Trust me.
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You obviously swallow, Martine.
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What? No, I don't.
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- Never in a million years.
- Busted.
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Hey. Check out this guy.
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Yeah, but I bet he's a ninety-niner.
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Hit me, Martine. What's a ninety-niner?
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It's the difference between guys and girls,
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- Really?
- otherwise known as a ninety-niner.
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Okay. A guy could be in a
restaurant with his girlfriend
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- or fianc� who he's completely in love with,
- Of course.
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and then he feels a rumble
in his bladder and decides,
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"Oh, I have to go to the bathroom. " So...
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He tells his girlfriend
very politely, "I have to go. "
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Excuses himself.
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And, just as he's about to go in,
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a beautiful woman comes up to him and says,
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"I've been watching you eat all night,
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"and I was just so hot and bothered,
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"I was wondering... if I could... give you head.
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In the bathroom. No strings
attached. What do you say?"
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- Uh-huh.
- Mmm.
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99 percent of guys would say, "Yes,"
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and go in and get the job.
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Now, if the situation
was reversed, and a woman
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was approached by a gorgeous
guy outside the restroom,
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given a similar line,
99 percent of women would say...
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I don't know. I think I'm that one percent, then.
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Maybe it's my maternal instinct.
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'Cause I would never like
to see a good man go hungry.
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That's my girl.
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That's my mom's grave.
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She died when I was 12 years old.
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Well, when I say "died, "
she committed suicide.
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It's weird. I can almost feel her presence.
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I can almost smell her perfume.
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My father came home early
from work one day, and...
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he found her in bed with another man.
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No one ever spoke about it.
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Maybe that's why she did it.
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She couldn't take the guilt.
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She hung herself.
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And this was my mom's car.
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She called it her Bond car.
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She has a small role in
one of the early Bond films.
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It was only a walk-on, but,
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after that, she always said
that she was a Bond girl.
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So, this is where I work.
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Primal.
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There's no smoking here.
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Every movement I make
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is transmitted in a live sex 24 webcam.
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This is our resident cameraman.
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A.Z., how you doin'?
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And we've got a pool with
a view outside our house.
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Beautiful. Isn't it?
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Web cameras everywhere.
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And...
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This is my audience. Good morning.
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They pay very close attention.
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And this is my room here.
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You like that?
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So, no peeking.
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And this is my little personal camera.
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You can see me everywhere.
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And this is my uniform for today.
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What do you think? Pretty minimalist. Isn't it?
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I gotta confess and tell you
straight off the bat,
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I'm a bit of a Bond fanatic.
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I always have been since I was a kid.
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Probably 'cause of my mom.
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You know, if I wasn't doing this,
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I'd like to be a secret service agent.
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This is my... last detail.
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What do you think?
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You like me as a blonde?
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All right. Let's go.
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Let's meet everybody else.
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Don't think I'm gon' tell y'all my real name.
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Have all y'all freaks salivatin'
on my front porch humpin' my door handle?
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Hell, no!
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Okay, guys?
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Ready? Come on.
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Gonna meet my favorite, Moon.
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This is one of our biggest hits.
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All over Southeast Asia, Russia... Big, big hit.
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Moon. This is Cheyenne.
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Big in Zimbabwe, Japan,
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and, believe it or not, Alabama.
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All right, guys. Come on this way.
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All right. Just... relax,
be yourselves, be cool.
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And remember one thing.
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She doesn't like it if
you suck on her lips. Okay?
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Sweet kisses but nothing else. All right.
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You look great.
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All right. Guys this is A.Z.
He's our webcam guy.
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He's always there, always
doing his little number.
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Bond, Bond, and more Bond.
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All right, guys. I own Primal Video.
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Everybody just calls me Mr. A.
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We like to think of
ourselves as one big family.
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One big, incestuous,
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dysfunctional family, just like home.
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This is our pride and joy.
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Number-one star in the world, this is Moon.
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Guys, introduce yourselves.
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Hi, Moon. I'm Marko.
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God, I just love your body of work.
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I-I've seen almost all your films, and, uh...
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I don't know. Y-You're just awesome.
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Have you done any acting work before?
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Well, I did Romeo and Juliet
when I was in school.
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I'm Basil.
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Aw, don't let the wrinkles, uh, scare ya.
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Come on. Wrinkles are a girl's best friend.
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I always say, the more wrinkles
down here, the greater...
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Can I stop you right there, Basil?
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A little imagination
goes a long way. Thank you.
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Me, I'm from a small town you
probably never even heard of.
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Macon, Georgia.
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But, you know, you're a bona fide movie star,
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and I really... I-I just
wanna be your leading man.
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- Ha-ha-ha.
- That's, uh, Sammy.
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He's always eating. He's from Texas.
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He really doesn't say much besides, "Yup,"
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- and, "Dang it. "
- Nice to meet you.
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- Ready?
- Yeah.
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Okay, guys, let's drop 'em.
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You know, that's what I hated
about the movie Full Monty.
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There was no full monty.
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What's up with that?
Quarter monty? Half monty?
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No monty?
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Anyway... Any thoughts?
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Actually, I have a few.
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People always talk about the size of the penis,
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but they never talk about the shape.
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And shape is critical. Ask any girl.
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There's the width,
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but then there's also the shape of the head.
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And the Tantric say,
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that the thumb is shaped like the penis.
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So, if the thumb is shaped like a mushroom,
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you got a mushroom head.
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If it's shaped like a pencil,
you got a pencil head.
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And, uh, my girls and I have found
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that the mushroom heads
give the most pleasure.
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And besides, my mom always told me
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not to stick pencils in my mouth.
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I think you all look very interesting.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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All right, gentlemen.
Would you kindly wait outside, please?
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Why don't you relax?
Have yourselves a drink, some coffee.
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Do a little stretching. Okay?
A little flexibility.
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Gotta get in different positions.
You know what I mean?
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I think you can... have some fun.
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Yeah. I think I'm gonna...
I'm gonna go with Marko.
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He seems... He seems innocent.
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Okay. You like those innocent types.
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Yes.
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- Feeling okay?
- Yeah.
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- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Did you get your car repaired?
- Yes.
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That's the twentieth time you've repaired it.
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I love my car.
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It looks great.
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But a safer car... might
protect you a little bit better.
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- Mm-hmm.
- All right. I'll shut up.
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I know this may not be the right time,
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but I did bring the new contract,
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- 'cause your contract runs out.
- Mm-hmm.
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Maybe you can put a John Hancock on it?
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Right now?
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No, no. Look. I'll leave it here.
Take a few days.
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- Can I get you anything else?
- No. I'm good.
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Can I just have my five minutes now?
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- Thank you.
- Have fun.
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I don't know if it's quiet time or psyche time,
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but for me, I always need
five minutes to get myself into it.
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Get myself in the zone before I do a scene.
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No matter how many times I do it,
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it always feels like the first time.
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You know what I mean?
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Just before...
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You know? It's like...
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that moment right before you dive into a pool.
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It's that... fear mixed with adrenaline.
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You always think
the water is gonna be so cold,
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but once you're in, you forget
what it was like to be out.
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Hi, Moon.
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- Can I come in?
- Hey. Yeah.
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That executive director guy,
he wanted me to give you this.
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- My certificate of health.
- Oh, yeah.
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I just had the test last week, right there.
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- See? There's the date.
- Nice. Perfect.
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Thank you.
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For what?
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For the certificate.
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Oh, right. Right.
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I'm sorry. Uh, I guess
I'm just a little bit nervous here.
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This is actually my first time,
um, doing it on camera.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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You know what? Just relax.
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Realize that it's like the first
time you've been with any girl.
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Just shut everything else off,
and then it's just you and me.
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Wow. But what about
the thousands of people
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that are gonna be staring at us?
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Yeah, and them.
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Can they see us in here right now?
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Oh, yeah. They're everywhere.
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They're even in the bathrooms.
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It's very, you know, Truman Show.
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So, what does that mean if I can't get hard?
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Then thousands of people will know about it.
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It's no big deal.
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Okay. I'm not gonna think about that.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm gonna take care of you,
and you're gonna do fine. Okay?
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- Okay. All right.
- You'll do great.
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I feel better now. Yeah.
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I'm sorry.
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I know what you're thinking.
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What's a girl like me doing a job like this for?
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"Doesn't she know she doesn't
need to be doing this?
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"What's wrong with her? Is she on drugs?
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Doesn't she know she doesn't
need to be doing this?"
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Sorry, but that really does feel good.
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I don't think of myself as a slut,
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although I know a lot
of you are judging me now.
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Someone said to me a long time ago,
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"Find something in life that you love to do,
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"and make that your line of work.
253
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'Cause then it doesn't
feel like work to you. "
254
00:13:28,941 --> 00:13:32,240
Well, when I'm having sex,
I honestly don't find myself
255
00:13:32,344 --> 00:13:34,869
staring at the clock thinking,
"When is 5:00 coming?"
256
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:39,508
Although... I might be coming at 5:00.
257
00:13:39,618 --> 00:13:43,645
You know, I used to be
really shy when I was a kid.
258
00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:46,247
Hardly talked to people when I was young.
259
00:13:46,358 --> 00:13:48,849
I just wanted to be in nature, alone.
260
00:13:48,961 --> 00:13:53,796
And by the way, no, I'm not a drug addict.
261
00:13:53,899 --> 00:13:57,892
And no, I've never been abused when I was...
262
00:13:58,003 --> 00:14:02,337
nine or 13 by my father, uncle, or minister.
263
00:14:02,441 --> 00:14:04,909
Back in high school, if you were a girl,
264
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:08,112
you slept with a lot of guys,
you were labeled a slut.
265
00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:12,150
If you were a guy and you bedded
a lot of girls, you were a stud.
266
00:14:12,251 --> 00:14:15,482
In my world, I was a female stud.
267
00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:20,918
Oh!
268
00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:29,935
How was that for you?
269
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:43,742
Hi, Kiska.
270
00:14:43,849 --> 00:14:45,817
I thought you'd never come home.
271
00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:47,886
Oh, I know.
272
00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:50,820
I want to fix you a scrumptious dinner.
273
00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:52,413
How was work, Kiska?
274
00:14:52,524 --> 00:14:53,923
It was good, Dad.
275
00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:58,823
I've told him many times
what I do, but he insists on a vet.
276
00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:00,159
Were the animals misbehaving?
277
00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:03,702
The animals were behaving fine.
278
00:15:03,802 --> 00:15:05,827
My Dad calls me Kiska.
279
00:15:05,938 --> 00:15:09,806
It's what he called my mom.
They were very in love.
280
00:15:10,943 --> 00:15:14,811
He kinda... had a breakdown after she died.
281
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,814
He's got Parkinson's.
282
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,851
You know the crazy thing about Parkinson's,
283
00:15:19,952 --> 00:15:23,479
is that it's tailor-made for each person?
284
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:26,183
His is pretty severe, though.
285
00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:28,852
Sometimes, his memory's real clear.
286
00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:32,328
And other times, his memory's just gone.
287
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:35,400
He gets disoriented and thinks I'm Mom.
288
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,670
Maybe he just sees her in me.
289
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,865
Hey.
290
00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:44,875
Hey. I'm goin' out tonight, Pops.
291
00:15:44,977 --> 00:15:46,467
I have a date.
292
00:15:46,578 --> 00:15:48,478
Oh.
293
00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:52,209
I remember the first date
I went on with your mother.
294
00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:54,809
She was painfully beautiful.
295
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:57,855
I know. Here.
296
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,357
I don't forget nothin'.
297
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,893
I don't forget nothin', 'cause...
298
00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:08,827
When I was 21, I went to Egypt and Israel.
299
00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:10,333
- Uh-huh.
- Mm-hmm.
300
00:16:10,436 --> 00:16:13,166
I wanted to see where
Jesus walked on the water.
301
00:16:13,272 --> 00:16:16,207
And, after 12 hours, I got off the bus and...
302
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:20,677
there was an old fisherman
standing there, and I said,
303
00:16:20,779 --> 00:16:23,441
"Is this where Jesus walked on the water?"
304
00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:25,676
He said, "Yeah. Jesus was a fisherman. "
305
00:16:25,784 --> 00:16:26,751
Uh-huh.
306
00:16:26,852 --> 00:16:28,479
"You smoke hashish?"
307
00:16:28,587 --> 00:16:31,147
And I... smoked.
308
00:16:31,256 --> 00:16:32,780
You did? You smoked hashish?
309
00:16:32,891 --> 00:16:36,520
Yeah. My bladder was full, so
I went to make behind a bush,
310
00:16:36,628 --> 00:16:40,587
and when I got out, I saw the old... fisherman...
311
00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:43,762
standing on the water.
312
00:16:43,869 --> 00:16:46,633
Standing on the Goddamn water.
313
00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:48,570
And, I thought, "Wow.
314
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:51,507
This is good hash. "
315
00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:55,510
So... I...
316
00:16:55,614 --> 00:16:57,878
He was standing on the edge of the lake.
317
00:16:57,983 --> 00:17:00,247
He walked over to me and he said,
318
00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:03,617
"Come walk with me," and I said,
"I don't walk on the water. "
319
00:17:03,722 --> 00:17:06,088
And he said, "Look. Put your foot right here. "
320
00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:10,651
And I dipped my toe in the water
and it felt solid and I...
321
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:13,288
I thought, "What?" And he
said, "It's rock right under
322
00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:16,630
the surface of the water, but
it's so dark you can't see it. "
323
00:17:16,735 --> 00:17:20,364
And these rocks extend...
60 feet out into the lake.
324
00:17:20,472 --> 00:17:23,305
All the fisherman go out there to catch the fish,
325
00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:25,707
because that's where the best fish are.
326
00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:28,837
They've been doing it for centuries.
327
00:17:28,947 --> 00:17:31,882
So, we walked out to the middle of the lake,
328
00:17:32,151 --> 00:17:35,279
and he said, "You see? Around here...
329
00:17:36,321 --> 00:17:38,289
everybody walks on water. "
330
00:17:39,858 --> 00:17:41,883
I walked on the water.
331
00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:45,430
Now, look at me.
332
00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:49,126
Can't tie my own shoes.
333
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:51,862
I love you. You know that.
334
00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:53,335
I love you, Kiska.
335
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:57,671
Sometimes I'm not sure
what to wear on a date.
336
00:17:57,776 --> 00:17:59,573
Especially a first date.
337
00:17:59,678 --> 00:18:03,409
Ha. Even more so, a blind date.
338
00:18:03,515 --> 00:18:06,746
This one, Jessie set me up on.
339
00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:09,821
I'm not sure she told him what I do.
340
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,686
You know, that I'm-I'm a porn star.
341
00:18:14,226 --> 00:18:19,095
I know it shouldn't matter,
but it kind of does. You know?
342
00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:21,632
You know, you look familiar.
343
00:18:21,733 --> 00:18:23,792
- Yeah.
- Have I seen you before?
344
00:18:23,902 --> 00:18:26,462
Like I give you a ride before, maybe?
345
00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:29,439
No. I don't think so.
346
00:18:29,541 --> 00:18:32,840
You in, uh, movies? TV?
347
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,708
Not technically.
348
00:18:34,813 --> 00:18:36,337
Sorry.
349
00:18:39,685 --> 00:18:41,346
Oh, shit!
350
00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:43,819
Y-Y-You're... You're the porn star.
351
00:18:43,922 --> 00:18:46,482
Um, Moonrise. Right?
352
00:18:46,592 --> 00:18:47,854
Yeah.
353
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,224
I knew I seen you before.
354
00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:53,127
You are much more sexy in real life.
355
00:18:53,232 --> 00:18:56,861
I'm not paying you false compliments.
356
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,233
My wife and I have watched you.
357
00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:03,672
And... I remember her telling
me that, out of all the girls,
358
00:19:03,775 --> 00:19:07,074
you are the most beautiful, classy one.
359
00:19:07,179 --> 00:19:09,670
Thanks. Tell her thanks, too.
360
00:19:09,781 --> 00:19:12,113
Oh, I will. She'll be so excited.
361
00:19:13,552 --> 00:19:15,816
No, no. Not like that.
362
00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:18,583
Well, maybe like that.
363
00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:21,124
I should be so lucky.
364
00:19:31,436 --> 00:19:35,566
This was, uh, my mom's choker.
It's for good luck.
365
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:40,839
Apparently, he's, uh, cooking
dinner for me at his house.
366
00:19:40,946 --> 00:19:44,211
You know, I think it's sexy when a man cooks.
367
00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:47,752
Just like I think it's sexy
when a woman chops wood.
368
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:51,448
As long as it's not your wood. Right?
369
00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:53,684
All right. Here we go.
370
00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:02,822
- Hi.
- Hi.
371
00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:04,163
I'm Kip.
372
00:20:04,269 --> 00:20:06,794
Hi. I'm, uh... I'm Moon.
373
00:20:06,905 --> 00:20:08,304
It's nice to meet you.
374
00:20:08,407 --> 00:20:09,897
Nice to meet you.
375
00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:16,743
Thank you.
376
00:20:16,848 --> 00:20:18,475
Sure.
377
00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:23,880
Here you go.
378
00:20:23,989 --> 00:20:26,651
Wow. Food looks great.
379
00:20:26,758 --> 00:20:28,953
Thank you for taking the time to cook.
380
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,788
It's so much better than
going out to a restaurant.
381
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:35,492
When someone cooks, they put
a part of themselves in it.
382
00:20:35,601 --> 00:20:38,229
Their energy. Their flavor.
383
00:20:38,337 --> 00:20:40,828
Well, I hope you like my flavor.
384
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:43,532
I'm sure I will.
385
00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:51,806
I like to lay all my cards on the table right away.
386
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,248
I'm 27 years old.
387
00:20:53,352 --> 00:20:57,880
I'm currently studying to become a surgeon.
388
00:20:57,990 --> 00:21:01,687
I'm gonna work mostly with
the prostate and the elderly.
389
00:21:01,793 --> 00:21:04,284
- Wow.
- Yeah. I love... I love old...
390
00:21:04,396 --> 00:21:06,864
- I love old people. And I just, uh...
- Wow.
391
00:21:06,965 --> 00:21:09,126
Yeah, I really feel a bond with that.
392
00:21:09,234 --> 00:21:11,862
No. I'm... I'm totally kidding you. I...
393
00:21:11,970 --> 00:21:15,406
I'm just... I'm like everybody
else in this city. I'm an actor.
394
00:21:15,507 --> 00:21:16,804
It's kinda boring.
395
00:21:16,908 --> 00:21:20,867
So, uh... Y-You do...
You do like film, television?
396
00:21:20,979 --> 00:21:23,812
Yeah. I've done some movies.
I'm on a television show.
397
00:21:23,915 --> 00:21:25,883
I'm sorry. I don't really watch television.
398
00:21:25,984 --> 00:21:27,918
No. God. It's a good thing.
399
00:21:28,186 --> 00:21:31,314
It's definitely a plus.
400
00:21:31,423 --> 00:21:34,654
I mean, I don't get mobbed
when I walk down the street,
401
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:37,888
but you never know why people
are trying to get close to you.
402
00:21:37,996 --> 00:21:40,294
You never know if the girl talking to you
403
00:21:40,399 --> 00:21:41,889
- actually likes you.
- Right.
404
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:45,197
It's good to know that you're
not judging me based on that.
405
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:46,566
You're judging me for me.
406
00:21:46,672 --> 00:21:48,572
No. I'm not judging you at all.
407
00:21:48,674 --> 00:21:50,471
Why not?
408
00:21:50,575 --> 00:21:51,906
I'm not a judge.
409
00:21:52,010 --> 00:21:54,535
- Okay.
- And, uh...
410
00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:56,739
Yeah. I kinda go with my own instincts.
411
00:21:56,848 --> 00:21:57,974
Do you have a girlfriend?
412
00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:01,378
If I had a girlfriend,
I wouldn't have asked you here.
413
00:22:03,288 --> 00:22:06,746
I know you just walked in,
but what Jessie said about you...
414
00:22:06,858 --> 00:22:07,916
is right.
415
00:22:08,193 --> 00:22:11,924
She says you are warm... and glowing.
416
00:22:13,732 --> 00:22:15,859
Uh, what else did she say?
417
00:22:15,967 --> 00:22:18,299
Not much. Why?
418
00:22:18,403 --> 00:22:20,871
Why, indeed.
419
00:22:20,972 --> 00:22:22,872
We need to have some more wine.
420
00:22:22,974 --> 00:22:24,407
Can you imagine if that happened
421
00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:27,740
in the first night you had sex with someone?
422
00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:29,404
You probably wouldn't get lucky again.
423
00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:31,141
- No.
- That would be a deal-breaker?
424
00:22:31,249 --> 00:22:32,944
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
425
00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:41,386
Hey...
426
00:22:42,427 --> 00:22:44,793
Kip, I just want to tell you,
427
00:22:44,896 --> 00:22:47,296
this food is really good.
428
00:22:47,399 --> 00:22:49,867
I really appreciate you making it.
429
00:22:49,968 --> 00:22:52,937
You know, I was feeling
a little down, and now it's...
430
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:56,231
It's all gone. I haven't
laughed like this in so long.
431
00:22:56,341 --> 00:22:59,572
People... don't normally make me laugh.
432
00:23:02,948 --> 00:23:04,916
Come here.
433
00:23:15,193 --> 00:23:18,424
I thought you were gonna
drop me for a second.
434
00:23:18,530 --> 00:23:19,656
I wouldn't drop you.
435
00:23:21,466 --> 00:23:22,694
Oh.
436
00:23:22,801 --> 00:23:26,862
So, you've had to listen
to me go on and on about...
437
00:23:26,972 --> 00:23:29,463
acting and movies and...
438
00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:31,269
It's boring.
439
00:23:31,376 --> 00:23:33,936
Tell me about you. What do you do?
440
00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:38,576
Uh, I've done some work in prostate.
441
00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:42,887
It doesn't surprise me at this point, actually.
442
00:23:42,988 --> 00:23:44,888
No. But really, what do you do?
443
00:23:44,990 --> 00:23:46,958
Um...
444
00:23:48,727 --> 00:23:50,718
I'm a... I'm a porn star.
445
00:23:50,829 --> 00:23:52,956
You're very good.
446
00:23:54,933 --> 00:23:56,798
Seriously, what do you do?
447
00:23:58,503 --> 00:24:00,494
Seriously.
448
00:24:02,340 --> 00:24:03,830
Come on. Seriously.
449
00:24:03,942 --> 00:24:06,308
Seriously.
450
00:24:09,915 --> 00:24:11,610
Seriously.
451
00:24:11,716 --> 00:24:13,445
I'm sorry. That's...
452
00:24:13,552 --> 00:24:15,543
You know, Jessie left that little...
453
00:24:15,654 --> 00:24:17,383
- Yeah.
- that little detail out.
454
00:24:17,489 --> 00:24:19,719
Yeah. I figured she did.
455
00:24:19,825 --> 00:24:23,192
Wow. My mom, I know
she's gonna ask how this...
456
00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:25,320
- date went.
- What are you gonna tell her?
457
00:24:25,430 --> 00:24:27,489
I don't know. It was going really well.
458
00:24:27,599 --> 00:24:29,931
And then...
459
00:24:30,202 --> 00:24:32,136
I mean, I-I'm pretty open-minded. I am.
460
00:24:32,237 --> 00:24:34,467
I-I really am. But I...
461
00:24:34,573 --> 00:24:36,905
You don't look like a porn star at all.
462
00:24:37,175 --> 00:24:39,143
What does a porn star look like?
463
00:24:39,244 --> 00:24:40,871
I don't really know, I guess.
464
00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:43,311
I mean, meaner, nastier, not...
465
00:24:43,415 --> 00:24:45,474
Just not you. That's...
466
00:24:45,584 --> 00:24:48,144
So, do you tell people? Do you just...
467
00:24:48,253 --> 00:24:49,880
You know, it-it depends.
468
00:24:49,988 --> 00:24:52,923
You just have to expect that
everyone's gonna make judgments.
469
00:24:53,191 --> 00:24:54,749
You know?
470
00:24:54,860 --> 00:24:56,725
Are you judging me right now?
471
00:24:56,828 --> 00:24:58,887
I don't know.
472
00:24:58,997 --> 00:25:02,660
I don't mean to, if I am. I j...
473
00:25:02,767 --> 00:25:04,826
I... I'm fascinated. Really.
474
00:25:04,936 --> 00:25:08,702
I'm fascinated, I'm confused,
I'm a little apprehensive.
475
00:25:08,807 --> 00:25:09,865
I'm...
476
00:25:10,141 --> 00:25:12,609
I'm a little bit turned on.
477
00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:18,540
I don't know. I mean...
478
00:25:18,650 --> 00:25:21,585
I just look at it that I'm not hurting anybody.
479
00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:26,487
And, hopefully, I'm giving
myself and some people pleasure.
480
00:25:26,591 --> 00:25:29,560
Yeah. Well, I-I'm sure you are.
481
00:25:31,963 --> 00:25:33,863
Wow. I'm... I'm sorry.
482
00:25:33,965 --> 00:25:37,196
I'm sorry. It's just a little bit hard to swallow.
483
00:25:37,302 --> 00:25:39,270
- You know?
- Yeah. Tell me about it.
484
00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:41,839
And you do everything?
485
00:25:41,940 --> 00:25:46,400
Well, I believe in the old industry saying:
486
00:25:46,511 --> 00:25:49,139
Uh, never work with children or animals.
487
00:25:49,247 --> 00:25:51,875
What about... faking orgasms?
488
00:25:51,983 --> 00:25:54,747
No. No. I never fake an orgasm.
489
00:25:54,853 --> 00:25:57,378
That's just me though. You know? I mean...
490
00:25:57,489 --> 00:26:00,822
If I don't have an orgasm,
then I don't have an orgasm.
491
00:26:00,926 --> 00:26:03,326
I'm totally fascinated by...
492
00:26:05,196 --> 00:26:07,255
H-How did you get into this?
493
00:26:07,365 --> 00:26:10,823
- You obviously didn't go to school... for that.
- No.
494
00:26:10,936 --> 00:26:13,200
What was the first time like?
495
00:26:13,305 --> 00:26:16,832
W-W-What was going through
your head? H-How old were you?
496
00:26:16,942 --> 00:26:19,467
Um, I was 18.
497
00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:21,842
And, uh...
498
00:26:21,947 --> 00:26:23,710
Hi. Uh...
499
00:26:23,815 --> 00:26:25,749
I'm Moon. I have an appointment.
500
00:26:25,850 --> 00:26:28,648
Have a seat over here.
501
00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:31,221
Thank you.
502
00:26:53,712 --> 00:26:56,476
Are those, uh... porn Oscars?
503
00:26:56,581 --> 00:26:58,276
Basically.
504
00:27:02,554 --> 00:27:04,715
What? For, uh... For Best Newcomer?
505
00:27:13,865 --> 00:27:15,492
Okay.
506
00:27:16,568 --> 00:27:18,593
You can go in now.
507
00:27:21,406 --> 00:27:23,306
You see these walls?
508
00:27:23,408 --> 00:27:25,467
Snapshot City.
509
00:27:25,577 --> 00:27:28,910
Everyday, girls send me pictures
from all over the country.
510
00:27:30,715 --> 00:27:33,843
Every kind of girl you can imagine.
511
00:27:33,952 --> 00:27:37,718
Here. Myra Stein, Burlington, Vermont.
512
00:27:37,822 --> 00:27:40,188
"I want to be a star. "
513
00:27:40,291 --> 00:27:42,851
A star.
514
00:27:42,961 --> 00:27:45,725
Taylor Leigh, St. Louis, Missouri.
515
00:27:45,830 --> 00:27:48,697
"I'm pierced and always wet. "
516
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:50,427
Nice.
517
00:27:50,535 --> 00:27:52,503
Sounds like a weather report.
518
00:27:53,738 --> 00:27:56,229
Paula Diamante, from Brooklyn.
519
00:27:56,341 --> 00:27:59,572
She wants to work off her debts, and...
520
00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:01,145
claims she ejaculates.
521
00:28:01,246 --> 00:28:02,804
She what?
522
00:28:02,914 --> 00:28:06,873
I've got housewives, students, dancers...
523
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:10,888
I even got some religious nuts.
524
00:28:12,557 --> 00:28:16,755
What I'm saying is, there's no
shortage of talent. You get me?
525
00:28:16,861 --> 00:28:19,386
Yeah.
526
00:28:19,497 --> 00:28:20,623
Stand up.
527
00:28:23,935 --> 00:28:25,562
Open your dress.
528
00:28:27,472 --> 00:28:29,497
O... Open my dress?
529
00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:32,734
It's porn, not fashion.
530
00:28:36,681 --> 00:28:38,308
Okay.
531
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:44,880
Sorry, I'm... a little nervous.
532
00:28:45,156 --> 00:28:47,124
It's okay.
533
00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:55,166
Good. Pull down your panties,
turn around, lift up your dress.
534
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:05,268
Okay. You can get dressed now, Moon.
535
00:29:05,376 --> 00:29:07,173
Sit down.
536
00:29:08,913 --> 00:29:11,438
I supposed you want to know about the money.
537
00:29:11,549 --> 00:29:14,313
Everybody wants to know about the money.
538
00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:17,547
So, let me find my sex manual, here.
539
00:29:17,655 --> 00:29:19,316
Let me see.
540
00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:22,325
- It always changes, you see.
- Mm-hmm.
541
00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:25,828
Blowjobs are 200. Intercourse, 800.
542
00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:28,797
Bi scenes, 600. It's gone up from five.
543
00:29:28,900 --> 00:29:30,231
Anal, 1100.
544
00:29:30,335 --> 00:29:33,429
- Mm-hmm?
- What if I just, uh, want a sandwich?
545
00:29:33,538 --> 00:29:35,301
Two guys? That's a grand.
546
00:29:36,674 --> 00:29:38,835
With tomatoes, 1200.
547
00:29:38,943 --> 00:29:41,844
Look. I'm not gonna lie to you.
548
00:29:41,946 --> 00:29:45,404
You could go very far. You could go to the top.
549
00:29:45,517 --> 00:29:47,849
You wanna know why?
550
00:29:47,952 --> 00:29:49,783
Why?
551
00:29:49,888 --> 00:29:53,221
Because you've got that pure, classy look.
552
00:29:53,324 --> 00:29:56,725
A girl who... could've been
a high school cheerleader.
553
00:29:56,828 --> 00:29:58,728
The girl every guy...
554
00:29:58,830 --> 00:30:01,890
wanted to take home to introduce to his mom.
555
00:30:04,669 --> 00:30:06,637
In a word...
556
00:30:07,672 --> 00:30:10,140
You're gold.
557
00:30:10,241 --> 00:30:12,869
- Thanks.
- You don't have to thank me. I'm...
558
00:30:12,977 --> 00:30:15,309
I'm not throwing you flowers.
559
00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:18,548
I'm telling it like it is.
560
00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:21,881
You got a righteous ass,
and it speaks for itself.
561
00:30:21,986 --> 00:30:23,283
"Hello. "
562
00:30:25,423 --> 00:30:27,516
Moon...
563
00:30:27,625 --> 00:30:30,253
Why do you want to do porn?
564
00:30:34,599 --> 00:30:36,567
I'm curious.
565
00:30:38,002 --> 00:30:40,800
That you are. And bless you for that.
566
00:30:40,905 --> 00:30:42,702
You like sex?
567
00:30:43,741 --> 00:30:45,709
I love sex.
568
00:30:50,448 --> 00:30:52,177
So, here's our studio.
569
00:30:52,283 --> 00:30:54,581
Okay?
570
00:30:54,686 --> 00:30:56,654
We have our European
571
00:30:56,754 --> 00:30:59,689
kind of funky, macabre look.
572
00:30:59,791 --> 00:31:03,488
And then over here, we have our... our nature.
573
00:31:06,231 --> 00:31:07,858
Sh...
574
00:31:31,990 --> 00:31:34,891
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Oh!
575
00:31:47,939 --> 00:31:49,964
What do you think?
576
00:32:46,998 --> 00:32:49,728
That day was a first for me.
577
00:32:49,834 --> 00:32:52,302
I'd never been with a woman before.
578
00:32:52,403 --> 00:32:53,893
Maybe it was fitting
579
00:32:54,005 --> 00:32:57,372
that a woman bring me into my first scene.
580
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:18,758
Could you ever date a porn star?
581
00:33:22,567 --> 00:33:24,535
I don't know.
582
00:33:27,472 --> 00:33:31,670
I mean... would you...
consider quitting the porn...
583
00:33:31,776 --> 00:33:35,610
industry altogether and having
a... a monogamous relationship?
584
00:33:38,449 --> 00:33:40,917
Hold that pregnant thought. Okay?
585
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:44,444
Hello?
586
00:33:44,555 --> 00:33:46,887
Kiska? Where are you?
587
00:33:46,991 --> 00:33:49,755
I'm with a new friend.
588
00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:51,260
Oh.
589
00:33:51,362 --> 00:33:53,830
Yeah. He cooked me dinner.
590
00:33:53,931 --> 00:33:56,923
I'm embarrassed... but I'm a mess.
591
00:33:57,201 --> 00:34:00,898
I tried to use the toilet, and
I couldn't get my zipper down,
592
00:34:01,172 --> 00:34:02,605
and I wet myself.
593
00:34:02,707 --> 00:34:04,572
My hands are shaking so much,
594
00:34:04,675 --> 00:34:08,167
and now, I'm... sitting here in my own...
595
00:34:08,279 --> 00:34:10,839
Oh, Pops, do...
596
00:34:10,948 --> 00:34:12,848
Don't worry. I-I-I...
597
00:34:12,950 --> 00:34:15,817
I-I-I... I'll be home soon. Okay?
598
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:18,821
I-I-I'll be right there and I'll help you. All right?
599
00:34:18,923 --> 00:34:21,756
I love you. Bye.
600
00:34:24,662 --> 00:34:26,425
Is he okay?
601
00:34:26,531 --> 00:34:29,500
Yeah. He's, uh... Thanks.
602
00:34:32,203 --> 00:34:33,932
Yeah, um...
603
00:34:34,205 --> 00:34:36,673
He's got Parkinson's.
604
00:34:39,477 --> 00:34:42,776
It's difficult to see your own
father deteriorate. You know?
605
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:46,441
I know... I know all about it, actually. My...
606
00:34:46,551 --> 00:34:48,178
My aunt had-had the same thing.
607
00:34:48,286 --> 00:34:50,151
- Really?
- And she had the memory loss.
608
00:34:50,254 --> 00:34:54,588
And... that was terrible.
What was even worse than that was,
609
00:34:54,692 --> 00:34:55,920
she would have hallucinations, and...
610
00:34:56,194 --> 00:35:00,460
- Oh.
- It just ripped your heart out. I'm sorry.
611
00:35:00,565 --> 00:35:04,524
I'm sorry. I... I just... I have... I have to go.
612
00:35:04,635 --> 00:35:08,093
Please. Do... Don't even worry about it.
613
00:35:08,206 --> 00:35:09,833
But it is... kinda funny, actually.
614
00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:14,435
Go on a date with a porn star
and I don't even get laid.
615
00:35:14,545 --> 00:35:17,639
Well, actually, I never
have sex on the first date.
616
00:35:17,748 --> 00:35:21,741
I know it's kind of a paradox,
sex being my business, but...
617
00:35:21,853 --> 00:35:23,445
It's the way it goes.
618
00:35:23,554 --> 00:35:27,752
You know, actually, while I've
got an expert in my living room,
619
00:35:27,859 --> 00:35:29,918
I'm gonna ask: What's your favorite position?
620
00:35:30,194 --> 00:35:31,491
What do you think?
621
00:35:31,596 --> 00:35:34,929
Uh... I don't know. Maybe 69?
622
00:35:36,767 --> 00:35:39,861
Uh, well, close. Uh, 68.
623
00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:42,804
What's this? I don't even know what this is.
624
00:35:42,907 --> 00:35:46,399
Well, 68 is when, uh,
is when you go down on me...
625
00:35:46,511 --> 00:35:48,638
and then I owe you one.
626
00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:51,881
Made it into your pajamas.
627
00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:54,850
Hey. It's your birthday tomorrow. Remember?
628
00:35:54,952 --> 00:35:57,420
- Mm-hmm.
- We've got friends comin' over.
629
00:35:57,522 --> 00:36:00,685
I'm gonna make your favorite clam pasta.
630
00:36:00,791 --> 00:36:03,658
- Yeah. We have a lot of women coming over.
- All right.
631
00:36:03,761 --> 00:36:07,891
- You'll be a real ladies' man.
- Woo hoo.
632
00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:10,794
Cha-cha-cha.
633
00:36:10,902 --> 00:36:13,393
- Yeah.
- Oh, that's nice.
634
00:36:13,504 --> 00:36:15,529
- Hey, Pops?
- Hmm?
635
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:17,540
I wish Mom was here.
636
00:36:21,312 --> 00:36:23,212
Don't you hear me, Pops?
637
00:36:23,314 --> 00:36:25,441
Don't talk about your mother.
638
00:36:25,550 --> 00:36:27,484
She left us.
639
00:36:27,585 --> 00:36:29,917
We weren't enough for her.
640
00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:32,156
She was like a...
641
00:36:32,256 --> 00:36:34,224
splinter in my eye.
642
00:36:34,325 --> 00:36:35,883
Like a splinter...
643
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:38,924
in my brain.
644
00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:41,859
I had to raise you... all by myself.
645
00:36:41,966 --> 00:36:43,866
You did a good job.
646
00:36:43,968 --> 00:36:47,404
Suicide is selfish, Kiska.
647
00:36:47,505 --> 00:36:49,871
No sense of duty.
648
00:36:49,974 --> 00:36:53,774
Hey, you know? It's now okay,
because life is beautiful.
649
00:36:53,878 --> 00:36:55,505
No, you.
650
00:36:55,613 --> 00:36:58,878
You are so beautiful... Kiska.
651
00:36:58,983 --> 00:37:00,814
You're not ugly like me.
652
00:37:00,918 --> 00:37:02,112
You are not ugly.
653
00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:03,812
Nah, don't kid me. I'm ugly.
654
00:37:03,921 --> 00:37:05,115
No, you're not.
655
00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:07,157
I'm so ugly...
656
00:37:07,258 --> 00:37:11,558
I was on a walk, and this
dog tried to... hump my leg.
657
00:37:11,662 --> 00:37:13,892
- So?
- So, his eyes were closed.
658
00:37:14,165 --> 00:37:19,102
You know how ugly you have to be for a dog
to close his eyes when he humps your leg?
659
00:37:19,203 --> 00:37:21,501
No, Pops.
660
00:37:28,713 --> 00:37:30,613
Ooh! Hey, y'all.
661
00:37:30,715 --> 00:37:33,479
Party over here. Party over here.
662
00:37:33,584 --> 00:37:35,848
- Hi.
- Hi.
663
00:37:35,953 --> 00:37:37,853
How are you?
664
00:37:37,955 --> 00:37:39,786
- Hello, girl.
- Hey.
665
00:37:39,890 --> 00:37:43,257
- Lookin' hot as usual.
- Thank you. Thank you.
666
00:37:43,361 --> 00:37:46,353
Hey, I got your Dad a little somethin' somethin'.
667
00:37:46,464 --> 00:37:49,365
Oh, man, thank you. You didn't have to.
668
00:37:49,467 --> 00:37:51,697
You know, that's the whole thing about life.
669
00:37:51,802 --> 00:37:53,633
You don't have to do anything.
670
00:37:53,738 --> 00:37:54,864
I wanted to.
671
00:37:54,972 --> 00:37:56,769
Just like I wanted to have
672
00:37:56,874 --> 00:37:59,604
a couple of Long Island
ice teas before I came over.
673
00:37:59,710 --> 00:38:00,768
I'm sure you did.
674
00:38:00,878 --> 00:38:03,403
I got the party started a little early.
675
00:38:03,514 --> 00:38:07,075
Cheyenne, are you in the same
line of business as Moon?
676
00:38:07,184 --> 00:38:09,812
Yeah. I actually was her first co-star.
677
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:13,117
- Really? How was that?
- It was great.
678
00:38:13,224 --> 00:38:16,785
- Do you mind if I ask why you do it?
- Honestly, it's a rush.
679
00:38:16,894 --> 00:38:19,488
I do it for the mother-fuckin' money.
680
00:38:19,597 --> 00:38:22,862
What job is gonna pay you four or five Gs
681
00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:26,297
- to get your pussy purrin' for a couple days?
- I hear that.
682
00:38:26,404 --> 00:38:28,463
'Cause, the money makes
me a independent woman,
683
00:38:28,572 --> 00:38:30,665
and no man is gonna own my ass.
684
00:38:30,775 --> 00:38:32,572
By the way, my name is Mal.
685
00:38:32,677 --> 00:38:33,871
Jessie, disaster with a knife.
686
00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:35,271
- Hey.
- Nice to meet you.
687
00:38:35,379 --> 00:38:37,677
Malpractice, maladjusted, but, ooh,
688
00:38:37,782 --> 00:38:39,682
never malicious, baby.
689
00:38:39,784 --> 00:38:40,751
He's coming.
690
00:38:46,490 --> 00:38:48,515
Surprise!
691
00:38:48,626 --> 00:38:50,856
Happy Birthday!
692
00:38:50,961 --> 00:38:53,794
Are you having a going-away
party for somebody?
693
00:38:53,898 --> 00:38:55,559
It's your birthday, Pops.
694
00:38:55,666 --> 00:38:56,894
Who's going away?
695
00:38:57,168 --> 00:38:58,897
- Have a seat.
- Okay. Okay.
696
00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:01,730
All right. Let's push you in.
697
00:39:04,909 --> 00:39:07,070
Help. Help. Help. Okay...
698
00:39:07,912 --> 00:39:09,880
Make as wish! Ooh!
699
00:39:11,282 --> 00:39:14,410
Now, who say a man can't
give a good blow job? Hello.
700
00:39:14,518 --> 00:39:17,351
So, you guys, um,
701
00:39:17,455 --> 00:39:20,822
Martine's one of my oldest friends.
We went to school together.
702
00:39:20,925 --> 00:39:23,826
She's, uh, she' actually a law student now.
703
00:39:23,928 --> 00:39:26,158
She goes to one of the best schools.
704
00:39:26,263 --> 00:39:27,628
I'm very proud of her.
705
00:39:27,732 --> 00:39:29,825
Oh, you're one of those brainy mamas. Huh?
706
00:39:29,934 --> 00:39:31,299
Yeah, she is.
707
00:39:31,402 --> 00:39:34,838
Uh, no. This one was just as
smart as me. Probably smarter.
708
00:39:34,939 --> 00:39:37,305
- Come on.
- You used to get the top grades.
709
00:39:37,408 --> 00:39:39,603
Everyone used to cheat off of her.
710
00:39:39,710 --> 00:39:41,473
Do you remember that?
711
00:39:41,579 --> 00:39:42,841
Oh, my God.
712
00:39:42,947 --> 00:39:47,316
Yeah. She traded it all away
for a life sex and whorin'.
713
00:39:47,418 --> 00:39:48,851
Have you ever thought about that?
714
00:39:48,953 --> 00:39:50,853
Absolutely, I've thought about that.
715
00:39:50,955 --> 00:39:53,150
And I have my issues with the industry.
716
00:39:53,257 --> 00:39:56,124
The main one being that not
enough woman are directing.
717
00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:58,252
But I'm gonna get my chance in that.
718
00:39:58,362 --> 00:40:01,229
I'm gonna bring my own flavor into it.
719
00:40:01,332 --> 00:40:02,856
A little more eroticism,
720
00:40:02,967 --> 00:40:04,867
a little less straight to the pounding.
721
00:40:04,969 --> 00:40:07,164
Yes. But don't you think you're exploited?
722
00:40:07,271 --> 00:40:09,899
Aren't we all being exploited
on some level or another?
723
00:40:10,174 --> 00:40:12,870
I choose what I do. No one forces me.
724
00:40:12,977 --> 00:40:15,707
Women... normal women do not watch porn.
725
00:40:15,813 --> 00:40:19,715
I watch porn late at night
sometimes, and I'm a teacher.
726
00:40:19,817 --> 00:40:23,378
I like to play it in the
background while I mark papers.
727
00:40:23,487 --> 00:40:25,546
X, X, X.
728
00:40:25,656 --> 00:40:29,490
I'm sorry, but woman have died
so that we can vote and work.
729
00:40:29,593 --> 00:40:32,289
Do you honestly think
that you are good examples
730
00:40:32,396 --> 00:40:33,954
of how we've progressed from cultures
731
00:40:34,231 --> 00:40:36,825
where we're frequently nothing
more than baby machines,
732
00:40:36,934 --> 00:40:39,459
and, in some areas, actually
still getting circumcised,
733
00:40:39,570 --> 00:40:41,538
to being civilized women?
734
00:40:41,639 --> 00:40:43,266
I felt that way before.
735
00:40:44,675 --> 00:40:47,337
You felt like a civilized woman?
736
00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:49,913
I had a job as a lawyer,
737
00:40:50,014 --> 00:40:51,914
before I had Parkinson's Disease,
738
00:40:52,016 --> 00:40:53,506
in Africa.
739
00:40:53,617 --> 00:40:56,415
Ooh, Hakuna Matata.
So, you came to my homeland?
740
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:59,580
True story. I'm in Morocco
and I gotta take a shit
741
00:40:59,690 --> 00:41:02,454
so, so bad, and they have
this thing in Morocco,
742
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:05,859
just this fence, like a board
and a hole in the ground.
743
00:41:05,963 --> 00:41:09,330
So, I'm there and I'm squatting,
and there's people walking by,
744
00:41:09,433 --> 00:41:12,129
and they watch while I'm taking a crap!
745
00:41:12,236 --> 00:41:13,863
I gotta go really bad.
746
00:41:13,971 --> 00:41:17,702
I'd been eating this baba ganoush and tabouli.
747
00:41:17,808 --> 00:41:19,673
No. Wait a minute.
748
00:41:19,777 --> 00:41:21,506
And I'm taking a crap,
749
00:41:21,612 --> 00:41:24,775
and it's like molecular acid
or something coming out my ass.
750
00:41:24,882 --> 00:41:27,146
And I... I reach over, there's no toilet paper.
751
00:41:27,251 --> 00:41:29,617
And I'm squatting, it's all down my leg,
752
00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:32,883
and as I do, I take my crap and it says...
753
00:41:32,990 --> 00:41:35,788
There's a slit in the wall, and over it it said,
754
00:41:35,893 --> 00:41:38,885
it says, "Wipe your ass with your hand,
755
00:41:38,996 --> 00:41:41,829
"and when you're done, put it through this slit,
756
00:41:41,932 --> 00:41:44,594
and it will be licked clean by human lips. "
757
00:41:44,702 --> 00:41:45,896
And I go, "Ugh!"
758
00:41:47,805 --> 00:41:51,172
But it really burned,
so I wiped my hand like this,
759
00:41:51,275 --> 00:41:53,903
and there's the slit, and I put it through,
760
00:41:54,011 --> 00:41:58,607
and the guy on the other side hits it
with a hammer, and I go, "Mmm! Mmm!"
761
00:42:00,818 --> 00:42:03,480
You know, I miss... I miss dancing with Kiska.
762
00:42:03,587 --> 00:42:05,612
We use to dance all the time.
763
00:42:05,723 --> 00:42:06,747
Aw.
764
00:42:06,857 --> 00:42:07,846
What kind of dancing?
765
00:42:07,958 --> 00:42:11,724
Oh, waltz. And we'd swing
a little bit. Swing dance.
766
00:42:11,829 --> 00:42:14,662
- Dirty dancin'?
- No. No, No.
767
00:42:16,967 --> 00:42:18,559
- Music.
- Yeah.
768
00:42:18,669 --> 00:42:20,136
I'm gonna get the music.
769
00:42:20,237 --> 00:42:23,172
Come on, Pops. Get up. We're dancing.
770
00:42:23,274 --> 00:42:25,265
Come up. One, two, three.
771
00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:26,866
All right.
772
00:42:26,977 --> 00:42:30,640
Come on, Pops, show me.
773
00:42:30,748 --> 00:42:33,410
- Can I talk to you for a second?
- Yeah. What?
774
00:42:33,517 --> 00:42:35,815
I mean, can I talk to you in private?
775
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:37,251
Uh, yeah. Sure.
776
00:42:38,255 --> 00:42:40,655
- I got the moves.
- Woo woo!
777
00:42:41,756 --> 00:42:43,556
I have some news for you...
778
00:42:44,194 --> 00:42:46,362
Sit. Sit, sit, sit.
779
00:42:46,463 --> 00:42:48,761
Remember, I told you about that teacher
780
00:42:48,866 --> 00:42:50,925
at my school that I had a crush on?
781
00:42:51,201 --> 00:42:53,897
Daniel Taylor, that asked
me out on a few dates?
782
00:42:54,004 --> 00:42:56,234
- Yeah.
- Well...
783
00:42:56,340 --> 00:42:58,205
We went out a couple of times,
784
00:42:58,309 --> 00:42:59,901
and we connected on this level
785
00:43:00,010 --> 00:43:01,841
I've never connected with anyone before.
786
00:43:01,946 --> 00:43:03,846
And, Moon, he's got it all.
787
00:43:03,948 --> 00:43:05,848
He's everything I've ever looked for.
788
00:43:05,950 --> 00:43:07,645
The complete package.
789
00:43:07,751 --> 00:43:08,718
You checked his package?
790
00:43:08,819 --> 00:43:10,582
Of course I checked his package.
791
00:43:10,688 --> 00:43:11,746
It's... It's good?
792
00:43:11,855 --> 00:43:13,186
It's good.
793
00:43:13,290 --> 00:43:14,450
Uh-huh?
794
00:43:14,558 --> 00:43:17,618
Anyway, um, two days ago,
795
00:43:17,728 --> 00:43:19,662
he asked me to get engaged.
796
00:43:19,763 --> 00:43:22,630
So, you're engaged? Baby, that's great.
797
00:43:24,535 --> 00:43:25,866
- I didn't say yes.
- Wow.
798
00:43:25,970 --> 00:43:28,837
What do you mean? You said no?
799
00:43:28,939 --> 00:43:31,635
No. I said I need some time to think about it.
800
00:43:31,742 --> 00:43:34,939
That's smart? Well, how did he take it?
801
00:43:35,212 --> 00:43:37,305
He said to take my time.
802
00:43:37,414 --> 00:43:39,882
So, what's the problem?
803
00:43:39,984 --> 00:43:41,713
What's wrong?
804
00:43:41,819 --> 00:43:43,719
It's not really a problem.
805
00:43:43,821 --> 00:43:47,882
It's more like a favor that I need to ask of you.
806
00:43:47,992 --> 00:43:50,893
Anything, babe. What's... What's...
807
00:43:50,995 --> 00:43:52,360
What do you need?
808
00:43:52,463 --> 00:43:54,658
I want you to test him out for me.
809
00:43:54,765 --> 00:43:56,665
Test him? What like a test drive?
810
00:43:56,767 --> 00:44:00,828
I want you to find out
if he'd cheat on me, Moon.
811
00:44:00,938 --> 00:44:04,704
You know, stay faithful, before I marry him.
812
00:44:04,808 --> 00:44:06,708
Uh-huh?
813
00:44:06,810 --> 00:44:10,143
Look. He doesn't know you. You've never met.
814
00:44:10,247 --> 00:44:12,272
No. What are you talking about?
815
00:44:12,383 --> 00:44:14,146
You want me to fuck your fianc�?
816
00:44:14,251 --> 00:44:16,879
No. If you could just
be somewhere where he is.
817
00:44:17,154 --> 00:44:19,315
I know he grabs a coffee after work,
818
00:44:19,423 --> 00:44:20,856
or maybe at the gym.
819
00:44:20,958 --> 00:44:22,858
And, no. Not come on to him.
820
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,258
Just, maybe... make yourself available,
821
00:44:25,362 --> 00:44:27,227
or...
822
00:44:28,565 --> 00:44:32,262
or come on to him and see if he bites.
823
00:44:32,369 --> 00:44:34,837
Holy shit. That's him.
824
00:44:34,938 --> 00:44:37,406
You want me...
825
00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:40,944
to see if your fianc�
will cheat on you with me?
826
00:44:41,979 --> 00:44:43,913
I mean...
827
00:44:44,181 --> 00:44:47,207
I wanna know if he would stay faithful.
828
00:44:47,317 --> 00:44:50,218
It would be better for me to know now,
829
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:54,416
than... after we're married,
one or two kids later.
830
00:44:54,525 --> 00:44:56,390
Don't you think?
831
00:44:56,493 --> 00:44:58,586
You're the perfect and only person
832
00:44:58,696 --> 00:45:01,256
I could ask to do something like this.
833
00:45:01,365 --> 00:45:03,265
Sex is your business, Moon.
834
00:45:03,367 --> 00:45:06,427
Okay. Let's think this through out loud.
Okay?
835
00:45:06,537 --> 00:45:08,630
He's at, uh, getting a coffee,
836
00:45:08,739 --> 00:45:10,866
and I, uh, come on to him.
837
00:45:11,141 --> 00:45:14,577
Excuse me. I'm s... I'm sorry.
Is anyone sitting here?
838
00:45:14,678 --> 00:45:16,908
- No.
- Do you mind if I sit down?
839
00:45:17,181 --> 00:45:19,649
- No. Carry on.
- Thank you.
840
00:45:21,952 --> 00:45:25,353
Isn't it human nature for him to flirt with me?
841
00:45:25,456 --> 00:45:26,787
Flirting's not cheating.
842
00:45:26,890 --> 00:45:29,222
At what point am I stopping him?
843
00:45:29,326 --> 00:45:31,351
I think for me, it would be
844
00:45:31,462 --> 00:45:32,861
at the point of entry.
845
00:45:32,963 --> 00:45:35,557
What?
846
00:45:35,666 --> 00:45:37,133
Point of entry of what?
847
00:45:37,234 --> 00:45:38,929
A finger, a penis.
848
00:45:40,604 --> 00:45:42,936
Or, God forbid, a tongue.
849
00:45:47,377 --> 00:45:49,470
Exc... Excuse me. I'm sorry.
850
00:45:49,580 --> 00:45:51,309
Are you done with this section?
851
00:45:51,415 --> 00:45:52,746
'Course. Yeah.
852
00:45:52,850 --> 00:45:54,613
- Do you mind?
- Go ahead.
853
00:45:54,718 --> 00:45:56,845
You know, I don't know why anyone
854
00:45:56,954 --> 00:45:59,684
would wanna read the newspaper these days.
855
00:45:59,790 --> 00:46:01,781
The news is so depressing. Right?
856
00:46:01,892 --> 00:46:03,723
Right.
857
00:46:03,827 --> 00:46:07,388
You know, after September 11th,
nothing's really been the same.
858
00:46:07,498 --> 00:46:09,864
I hope one of those guys doesn't come in
859
00:46:10,134 --> 00:46:11,829
with one of those suitcase nukes.
860
00:46:11,935 --> 00:46:14,301
Can you imagine, waking up one morning,
861
00:46:14,404 --> 00:46:17,896
finding that Washington
or San Francisco is gone?
862
00:46:20,410 --> 00:46:23,777
Well, a little light afternoon's conversation.
863
00:46:23,881 --> 00:46:27,214
I'm... I'm sorry. I was just...
864
00:46:27,317 --> 00:46:30,218
I'm sorry. I-I-I'm Bond. I was just venting.
865
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:31,844
No, no, no. It's okay.
866
00:46:31,955 --> 00:46:34,788
Um, sorry, um, did you say, Bond?
867
00:46:34,892 --> 00:46:37,827
Yeah. Don't worry. It's not short for "bondage. "
868
00:46:37,928 --> 00:46:39,486
No. That's a cool name.
869
00:46:39,596 --> 00:46:40,927
Thanks.
870
00:46:42,699 --> 00:46:45,497
So, uh... Where are you from?
871
00:46:45,602 --> 00:46:49,868
Well, I'm from Wales,
originally, but I live here now.
872
00:46:49,973 --> 00:46:51,304
And you?
873
00:46:51,408 --> 00:46:52,875
I'm from New Orleans.
874
00:46:52,976 --> 00:46:56,571
I'm just, uh, here for
the weekend visiting a friend.
875
00:46:56,680 --> 00:47:00,810
It's kind of interesting not
knowing anyone in the city.
876
00:47:00,918 --> 00:47:02,886
Not knowing where to... walk.
877
00:47:04,454 --> 00:47:07,548
It... It is safe to... to walk around here. Right?
878
00:47:07,658 --> 00:47:08,818
I mean, for a girl?
879
00:47:08,926 --> 00:47:11,190
Well, it depends on the neighborhood, really.
880
00:47:11,295 --> 00:47:13,889
But, uh... I wouldn't advise doing it
late at night.
881
00:47:14,164 --> 00:47:17,895
Are you more of a first-thing-
in-the-morning kinda guy?
882
00:47:21,405 --> 00:47:22,838
Sometimes.
883
00:47:22,940 --> 00:47:26,842
So, what do you do when you're
not drinking, uh, ice coffees?
884
00:47:26,944 --> 00:47:28,411
Wait. Let me guess.
885
00:47:29,479 --> 00:47:32,209
You have a strong jaw,
886
00:47:32,316 --> 00:47:35,752
brown hair, chocolate eyes...
887
00:47:35,853 --> 00:47:38,845
You like helping people.
888
00:47:38,956 --> 00:47:40,253
True.
889
00:47:40,357 --> 00:47:43,349
Your work is about problem-solving,
890
00:47:43,460 --> 00:47:47,590
and sometimes... you have
to take your work home with you.
891
00:47:47,698 --> 00:47:49,256
Kinda like homework.
892
00:47:49,366 --> 00:47:52,392
Sometimes you have
to look at your work intensely.
893
00:47:53,804 --> 00:47:57,570
A lot of hand motions like, uh... like this.
894
00:47:59,710 --> 00:48:02,440
Wow. Uh, you're good.
895
00:48:02,546 --> 00:48:04,446
You're a gynecologist.
896
00:48:04,548 --> 00:48:07,608
Almost. Uh, I'm a teacher.
897
00:48:07,718 --> 00:48:09,276
- Really?
- Yeah.
898
00:48:09,386 --> 00:48:11,820
Wow. That's great.
899
00:48:11,922 --> 00:48:14,686
So, uh, we forgot to do
the ritual. Shake hands?
900
00:48:14,791 --> 00:48:15,815
Oh. Right.
901
00:48:15,926 --> 00:48:17,416
Shall we?
902
00:48:17,527 --> 00:48:19,256
Of course.
903
00:48:19,363 --> 00:48:22,491
Mmm. Strong, uh... Strong grip.
904
00:48:23,367 --> 00:48:24,834
I wonder why we do it.
905
00:48:24,935 --> 00:48:26,562
- Shake hands?
- Yeah.
906
00:48:26,670 --> 00:48:29,138
I've never seen any other animals do it.
907
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:31,469
I guess it's better than sniffing asses. Right?
908
00:48:31,575 --> 00:48:35,341
I'd like to see some politicians
doing that on their campaign.
909
00:48:35,445 --> 00:48:37,640
Having to sniff hundreds of asses to get votes?
910
00:48:37,748 --> 00:48:40,273
Absolutely. Yeah.
911
00:48:45,289 --> 00:48:48,122
Well, um...
912
00:48:48,225 --> 00:48:51,456
It was nice to meet
someone who wasn't acting.
913
00:48:51,561 --> 00:48:53,461
Yes.
914
00:48:53,563 --> 00:48:57,431
And, uh, well, I hope you have
a great stay here. And, uh...
915
00:48:57,534 --> 00:49:00,765
I'll think about the gynecology.
Maybe there's an opening for me.
916
00:49:02,306 --> 00:49:04,331
Okay.
917
00:49:07,911 --> 00:49:10,607
Uh, Daniel?
918
00:49:10,714 --> 00:49:15,151
I don't mean to sound weird, but, uh...
919
00:49:15,252 --> 00:49:19,188
Do you think you could give me
a ride to where I'm staying?
920
00:49:19,289 --> 00:49:21,757
It's not... It's not far from here.
921
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:25,851
I just... It's just that it's... It's getting dark soon,
922
00:49:26,129 --> 00:49:29,428
and, you know, you said that I shouldn't walk.
923
00:49:33,603 --> 00:49:35,230
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
924
00:49:38,942 --> 00:49:43,174
Hey, uh, Daniel? Can I, uh...
Can I come clean with you?
925
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:44,907
Sure.
926
00:49:46,183 --> 00:49:48,117
Um...
927
00:49:52,322 --> 00:49:54,620
I find you very attractive.
928
00:49:58,962 --> 00:50:01,556
Thank you. Me, too.
929
00:50:01,665 --> 00:50:03,929
You find yourself attractive?
930
00:50:05,736 --> 00:50:07,829
No.
931
00:50:07,938 --> 00:50:10,566
No. You know what I mean. I, uh...
932
00:50:12,576 --> 00:50:14,544
I feel the chemistry.
933
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:18,380
Do you have a girlfriend?
934
00:50:18,482 --> 00:50:20,450
Well, I...
935
00:50:24,888 --> 00:50:27,448
You know what? It doesn't matter.
936
00:50:27,557 --> 00:50:30,355
I'm only in town for one more night.
937
00:51:05,362 --> 00:51:06,920
Warm in here. Right?
938
00:51:07,197 --> 00:51:08,926
Uh-huh.
939
00:51:11,401 --> 00:51:13,926
Maybe you should take these off.
940
00:51:15,939 --> 00:51:17,770
Okay.
941
00:51:52,776 --> 00:51:54,971
Oh, shit.
942
00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:59,347
- Is that mine?
- No. It's-It's mine.
943
00:52:00,784 --> 00:52:03,514
Hey, Pops. W-W-What's the matter?
944
00:52:03,620 --> 00:52:05,850
You sound different. Where are you?
945
00:52:05,956 --> 00:52:09,119
I'm in the car in L.A. It's my father.
946
00:52:09,226 --> 00:52:10,750
Tell him I say hi.
947
00:52:10,861 --> 00:52:11,850
Who's that?
948
00:52:11,962 --> 00:52:14,863
I'm with a new friend.
949
00:52:14,965 --> 00:52:16,865
Yeah.
950
00:52:16,967 --> 00:52:18,867
- Tell him you taste great.
- Sh...
951
00:52:18,969 --> 00:52:20,698
Are you coming back soon?
952
00:52:20,804 --> 00:52:23,272
Because I thought we were going for a walk.
953
00:52:23,373 --> 00:52:25,307
Yeah. We will.
954
00:52:25,408 --> 00:52:26,568
I cut my neck.
955
00:52:26,676 --> 00:52:29,372
Your neck?
956
00:52:29,479 --> 00:52:31,777
Are you okay? Is it bad?
957
00:52:31,882 --> 00:52:33,816
Pops.
958
00:52:33,917 --> 00:52:35,350
Po...
959
00:52:35,452 --> 00:52:36,885
Fuck.
960
00:52:36,987 --> 00:52:38,784
Um...
961
00:52:38,889 --> 00:52:41,517
I have to... I gotta go.
962
00:52:41,625 --> 00:52:43,593
I'm sorry.
963
00:52:44,794 --> 00:52:47,160
Look. I, uh... I understand.
964
00:52:48,865 --> 00:52:50,594
I'm sorry. It's just...
965
00:52:50,700 --> 00:52:51,894
It's my dad. You know?
966
00:52:52,002 --> 00:52:54,266
No. Sure. Look, uh...
967
00:52:54,371 --> 00:52:57,568
This was a mistake. I'm sorry.
968
00:52:57,674 --> 00:52:59,608
I hope your dad's okay.
969
00:52:59,709 --> 00:53:03,110
Look. I can still drive you to wherever you...
970
00:53:03,213 --> 00:53:05,272
No, no. Uh, no. You know what? I...
971
00:53:05,382 --> 00:53:07,646
I better walk, 'cause I-I gotta call him back.
972
00:53:07,751 --> 00:53:10,811
He's, uh... He's-He's by himself at home.
973
00:53:10,921 --> 00:53:12,252
Thank you, though.
974
00:53:12,355 --> 00:53:14,289
- Bye.
- Good-bye.
975
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:38,671
I'm not a man anymore.
976
00:53:39,716 --> 00:53:42,184
I've lost my independence.
977
00:53:44,354 --> 00:53:45,878
I know my...
978
00:53:45,989 --> 00:53:49,288
memory is slowly...
979
00:53:49,392 --> 00:53:52,555
slipping away like water down the drain.
980
00:53:52,662 --> 00:53:53,890
Pops.
981
00:53:55,665 --> 00:53:56,893
Stop it.
982
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:59,230
Sometimes I feel like I'm slipping away.
983
00:54:02,272 --> 00:54:04,706
I wish I had a plug, Moon.
984
00:54:04,808 --> 00:54:07,504
All my... knowledge.
985
00:54:08,812 --> 00:54:12,509
I spent a lifetime learning. All my experiences.
986
00:54:12,616 --> 00:54:14,675
What for?
987
00:54:14,784 --> 00:54:17,685
It's all just slowly going down the drain.
988
00:54:17,787 --> 00:54:21,746
Pops, what are you talking about? Stop it.
989
00:54:21,858 --> 00:54:23,758
Listen. You're great.
990
00:54:23,860 --> 00:54:26,192
Okay? Maybe you need to be more social.
991
00:54:26,296 --> 00:54:28,321
- Go out on a few dates.
- Dates?
992
00:54:28,431 --> 00:54:30,524
You're still handsome. You know that?
993
00:54:30,634 --> 00:54:33,831
I can never be disloyal to your mother.
994
00:54:35,639 --> 00:54:39,700
Hey. Why don't you watch TV?
The news is on.
995
00:54:39,809 --> 00:54:42,277
News? There is no news, Kiska.
996
00:54:42,379 --> 00:54:44,347
It's all olds.
997
00:54:44,447 --> 00:54:45,880
- Hey.
- Hey. Your room.
998
00:54:45,982 --> 00:54:47,950
Now.
999
00:54:53,657 --> 00:54:56,751
Well... I'm single now.
1000
00:54:56,860 --> 00:54:58,384
Goddamn it.
1001
00:54:58,495 --> 00:55:00,292
Back to serial dating.
1002
00:55:00,397 --> 00:55:01,796
To get a woman to cheat,
1003
00:55:01,898 --> 00:55:04,366
you need to be more time-intensive.
1004
00:55:04,467 --> 00:55:07,834
You know? You need to seduce
them and put in quality time.
1005
00:55:07,937 --> 00:55:09,837
I think it boils down to anatomy.
1006
00:55:09,939 --> 00:55:12,533
Men have a dick and they
are sticking it into something.
1007
00:55:12,642 --> 00:55:14,166
It's less personal.
1008
00:55:14,277 --> 00:55:17,644
Women, you're inviting them into
your body. That's very personal.
1009
00:55:17,747 --> 00:55:20,477
But it's also the emotional aspect of it.
1010
00:55:20,583 --> 00:55:22,210
Okay.
1011
00:55:22,319 --> 00:55:24,549
Women need a reason to cheat.
1012
00:55:24,654 --> 00:55:26,849
Men need a reason not to.
1013
00:55:26,956 --> 00:55:31,552
I guess you could say we both
had a revelation that day.
1014
00:55:31,661 --> 00:55:34,596
I felt a calling, like I was meant to do this.
1015
00:55:34,698 --> 00:55:35,926
At least for a while.
1016
00:55:36,199 --> 00:55:39,498
And it's really weird, because...
1017
00:55:39,602 --> 00:55:43,732
There's some connection between
what I've been doing and this new job.
1018
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:47,833
So, I've taken out this ad.
Tell me what you think.
1019
00:55:47,944 --> 00:55:49,878
The S.I.A.
1020
00:55:49,979 --> 00:55:52,447
The Sex Intelligence Agency.
1021
00:55:52,549 --> 00:55:55,313
"Do you need the services of the S.I.A.?
1022
00:55:55,418 --> 00:55:57,443
"Are you sure your lover's faithful?
1023
00:55:57,554 --> 00:55:59,545
Will they pass the test?"
1024
00:55:59,656 --> 00:56:02,147
My phone has been ringing off the hook.
1025
00:56:02,258 --> 00:56:06,820
My answering machine's about
to have a hernia. I kid you not.
1026
00:56:06,930 --> 00:56:09,831
I've taken interviews from all kinds of people.
1027
00:56:09,933 --> 00:56:13,460
Okay. So, I've been married nine years,
1028
00:56:13,570 --> 00:56:17,199
but he's at the office very late every single day.
1029
00:56:17,307 --> 00:56:20,765
And you have to ask yourself,
how much work is there to do?
1030
00:56:20,877 --> 00:56:23,903
I just want to know if
he'd cheat on me with a woman.
1031
00:56:24,180 --> 00:56:26,910
You know? I mean...
1032
00:56:27,183 --> 00:56:29,777
That would be the ultimate betrayal.
1033
00:56:29,886 --> 00:56:32,150
He's always on his cell phone.
1034
00:56:32,255 --> 00:56:34,917
But, if we are out, he is never answering it.
1035
00:56:35,191 --> 00:56:38,160
He just lets it ring. It is forever ringing.
1036
00:56:38,261 --> 00:56:41,856
I am worried that my wife might
give it up to a man with more money.
1037
00:56:41,965 --> 00:56:43,865
With hair.
1038
00:56:43,967 --> 00:56:47,266
Who's got... breasts.
1039
00:56:47,370 --> 00:56:49,133
He doesn't even have a fucking job.
1040
00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:51,207
I've been supportin' his ass for months.
1041
00:56:51,307 --> 00:56:53,867
Whatever. It doesn't matter.
Just, I need to know.
1042
00:56:53,977 --> 00:56:55,706
Do you take checks?
1043
00:56:55,812 --> 00:56:58,474
I've been tryin' to get
myself prepared to provide
1044
00:56:58,581 --> 00:57:00,674
a more professional service.
1045
00:57:00,784 --> 00:57:02,513
For instance...
1046
00:57:02,619 --> 00:57:05,087
How much do I charge?
1047
00:57:05,188 --> 00:57:07,554
Is-Is a grand too much?
1048
00:57:07,657 --> 00:57:11,115
I mean, what is this type
of information worth?
1049
00:57:14,164 --> 00:57:18,533
Anyhow, I've got three S.I.A.
jobs lined up for this week.
1050
00:57:18,635 --> 00:57:22,332
How does that work,
the video shirt-button cam?
1051
00:57:22,439 --> 00:57:23,906
- Oh.
- What is that?
1052
00:57:24,174 --> 00:57:25,835
Actually, um, I-I-I'm new here.
1053
00:57:25,942 --> 00:57:27,842
This is my uncle John's store...
1054
00:57:27,944 --> 00:57:29,809
- Is he here?
- Yeah.
1055
00:57:29,913 --> 00:57:31,312
- Uncle John?
- Oh, perfect.
1056
00:57:31,414 --> 00:57:33,382
I mean John.
1057
00:57:34,350 --> 00:57:36,181
We try not to be all family...
1058
00:57:36,286 --> 00:57:38,379
- Be a professional. I hear you.
- Yeah.
1059
00:57:38,488 --> 00:57:40,115
- Hello.
- Hello.
1060
00:57:40,223 --> 00:57:43,624
Uh, can you tell me how to...
How does that work right there?
1061
00:57:43,726 --> 00:57:44,852
'Cause that looks...
1062
00:57:44,961 --> 00:57:47,657
- The button camera?
- Yeah.
1063
00:57:47,764 --> 00:57:49,664
Oops. Excuse me, Jason.
1064
00:57:49,766 --> 00:57:52,166
- It's basically a black-and-white camera.
- Mm-hmm.
1065
00:57:52,268 --> 00:57:55,499
Lines coming out feed into
your video deck that you wear,
1066
00:57:55,605 --> 00:57:58,233
giving you about 420 lines of resolution.
1067
00:57:58,341 --> 00:58:00,502
That is perfect.
1068
00:58:03,379 --> 00:58:06,280
Okay. So, I have the spy-cam built into my
cap.
1069
00:58:06,382 --> 00:58:09,112
I spent all night trying to set it up and rig it
1070
00:58:09,219 --> 00:58:12,120
so it can be viewed from the emblem.
1071
00:58:12,222 --> 00:58:16,818
Look at this. It's got a little
camera here with the antenna.
1072
00:58:16,926 --> 00:58:19,827
See? And then it clips right in there.
1073
00:58:19,929 --> 00:58:21,453
Like that.
1074
00:58:22,765 --> 00:58:24,824
Okay. Here we go.
1075
00:58:38,815 --> 00:58:40,840
I've been going backwards and forwards about
1076
00:58:40,950 --> 00:58:43,817
whether or not I should re-sign
with Primal for another year.
1077
00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:47,651
It's not that I have any ill
feelings towards the industry.
1078
00:58:47,757 --> 00:58:50,590
And the money's guaranteed
to support me and Pops.
1079
00:58:50,693 --> 00:58:54,322
But it's just that business is really taking off.
1080
00:58:54,430 --> 00:58:56,921
And I'm the one calling all the shots.
1081
00:58:57,200 --> 00:58:59,668
I'm directing now,
1082
00:58:59,769 --> 00:59:02,602
and I've got clients
coming out of the woodwork.
1083
00:59:02,705 --> 00:59:07,506
I would like to be so bold as to
get you to come a little closer.
1084
00:59:09,479 --> 00:59:12,073
And place my hand that's moist,
1085
00:59:12,181 --> 00:59:14,479
feel the firmness of your skin.
1086
00:59:15,885 --> 00:59:17,819
Inner thigh.
1087
00:59:19,722 --> 00:59:24,182
And then gently, slightly
move over a little higher.
1088
00:59:25,461 --> 00:59:27,622
Does that feel good?
1089
00:59:27,730 --> 00:59:30,699
Because if it... if it feels offensive,
1090
00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:32,631
I'll stop and chop that hand off.
1091
00:59:32,735 --> 00:59:34,635
I don't have a problem with that.
1092
00:59:36,239 --> 00:59:38,764
I can't say it doesn't feel good.
1093
00:59:40,910 --> 00:59:42,138
Okay.
1094
00:59:42,245 --> 00:59:44,805
'Cause I gotta be honest with you.
1095
00:59:44,914 --> 00:59:47,109
I am married. Human.
1096
00:59:48,885 --> 00:59:52,753
I love my wife very much
and I am never gonna leave her.
1097
00:59:52,855 --> 00:59:55,847
This is just about sex, pure and simple.
1098
00:59:55,959 --> 00:59:57,483
Pure sex.
1099
00:59:57,594 --> 00:59:59,892
You still down with that?
1100
01:00:03,199 --> 01:00:04,496
Hello?
1101
01:00:04,601 --> 01:00:06,296
Moon, what are you doin' right now?
1102
01:00:06,402 --> 01:00:07,562
Hey, Cheyenne. What's goin' on?
1103
01:00:07,670 --> 01:00:08,864
I need to talk.
1104
01:00:08,972 --> 01:00:10,371
Will you meet me later?
1105
01:00:10,473 --> 01:00:12,236
Yeah. Okay. When?
1106
01:00:12,342 --> 01:00:15,869
- Meet me at the... at the clinic at six.
- What are you, pregnant?
1107
01:00:15,979 --> 01:00:17,810
Just meet me there. All right?
1108
01:00:17,914 --> 01:00:19,472
Yeah. Okay. All right.
1109
01:01:05,728 --> 01:01:07,457
Hey.
1110
01:01:07,563 --> 01:01:10,589
- Oh, thank God you're here.
- Hey, baby. I'm sorry I'm late.
1111
01:01:10,700 --> 01:01:13,498
What's wrong? What's with all the urgency?
1112
01:01:13,603 --> 01:01:16,629
You remember that scene
that we did in April with Steve Kellis?
1113
01:01:16,739 --> 01:01:19,867
- Mm-hmm.
- We both did a scene with him.
1114
01:01:19,976 --> 01:01:22,501
Yeah. So?
1115
01:01:22,612 --> 01:01:26,878
Kobi found out that he's come down with AIDS.
1116
01:01:26,983 --> 01:01:28,814
Excuse me?
1117
01:01:28,918 --> 01:01:31,853
Why do you think
I asked you to meet me here?
1118
01:01:31,954 --> 01:01:33,888
I took my test. I'm waiting for the results.
1119
01:01:33,990 --> 01:01:35,651
- You need to get yours.
- Wait...
1120
01:01:35,758 --> 01:01:37,350
I'm freaking out here.
1121
01:01:37,460 --> 01:01:38,688
Calm down. All right?
1122
01:01:38,795 --> 01:01:40,660
I saw the certificate with my own eyes.
1123
01:01:40,763 --> 01:01:42,731
So did I. He faked it.
1124
01:01:42,832 --> 01:01:45,892
He-He probably paid some
bent doctor to sign it off.
1125
01:01:46,002 --> 01:01:47,970
I don't know.
1126
01:01:49,672 --> 01:01:51,469
Son of a dick.
1127
01:01:51,574 --> 01:01:54,737
All right. Just to fill
you in on the whole testing thing,
1128
01:01:54,844 --> 01:01:57,335
five years ago when I started in the industry,
1129
01:01:57,447 --> 01:01:59,642
they were still using the old HIV test,
1130
01:01:59,749 --> 01:02:01,842
the Eliza test, which has
a three-month window.
1131
01:02:01,951 --> 01:02:05,648
Now, thank God, they're
using the DNA test by PCR,
1132
01:02:05,755 --> 01:02:07,586
which only has a 24-hour window.
1133
01:02:07,690 --> 01:02:09,590
You get tested every 30 days.
1134
01:02:11,861 --> 01:02:13,488
Hello, Moon?
1135
01:02:13,596 --> 01:02:15,291
- Yeah.
- Hi.
1136
01:02:15,398 --> 01:02:17,764
Your friend Cheyenne, here,
made an appointment for you.
1137
01:02:17,867 --> 01:02:20,859
And we're ready for you. Can you follow me?
1138
01:03:03,946 --> 01:03:06,471
Hello guys. Looking good.
1139
01:03:06,582 --> 01:03:09,676
Everybody's in blue jeans. What's with this?
1140
01:03:11,287 --> 01:03:12,879
Mr. A.?
1141
01:03:13,156 --> 01:03:14,783
I'll be right there.
1142
01:03:14,891 --> 01:03:16,756
All right, guys. Have a good time.
1143
01:03:16,859 --> 01:03:19,851
Have yourself some food. Not too much.
Don't wanna gain weight.
1144
01:03:19,962 --> 01:03:21,930
What's up, guys? Keep it goin'.
1145
01:03:28,871 --> 01:03:30,668
What's up?
1146
01:03:31,741 --> 01:03:33,538
Nothing.
1147
01:03:34,977 --> 01:03:36,945
What's the matter?
1148
01:03:37,980 --> 01:03:39,504
Huh?
1149
01:03:39,615 --> 01:03:41,549
I-I need to talk to you.
1150
01:03:41,651 --> 01:03:42,948
Okay.
1151
01:03:43,219 --> 01:03:44,686
In private.
1152
01:03:44,787 --> 01:03:48,188
I don't know what I was thinkin'. 20 guys?
1153
01:03:48,291 --> 01:03:49,952
Three's my limit.
1154
01:03:50,226 --> 01:03:52,421
You gotta have your limits. Right?
1155
01:03:52,528 --> 01:03:55,793
I mean, it's like drinking.
You know when you've had enough.
1156
01:03:55,898 --> 01:03:57,525
You have no choice.
1157
01:03:57,633 --> 01:04:00,466
I already paid the guys,
paid the camera crews,
1158
01:04:00,570 --> 01:04:02,834
paid all the advertising.
1159
01:04:02,939 --> 01:04:04,839
Crying is not an option here.
1160
01:04:04,941 --> 01:04:07,432
We need to be adults.
1161
01:04:07,543 --> 01:04:10,239
That's why they call it the adult film business,
1162
01:04:10,346 --> 01:04:13,474
and this is business, and
we've gotta be professionals.
1163
01:04:13,583 --> 01:04:15,847
This was your idea.
1164
01:04:15,952 --> 01:04:18,785
- Yeah, but...
- Now, don't make me angry.
1165
01:04:18,888 --> 01:04:21,618
I don't like getting angry.
1166
01:04:21,724 --> 01:04:24,420
I scare myself when I get upset.
1167
01:04:25,962 --> 01:04:29,159
Look. I'll give you another nine grand,
1168
01:04:30,600 --> 01:04:34,195
and I'll co-sign for that new SUV that you like.
1169
01:04:34,303 --> 01:04:35,930
The Eskimo.
1170
01:04:37,840 --> 01:04:39,740
It's an Escalade.
1171
01:04:39,842 --> 01:04:42,504
The Escalade.
1172
01:04:42,612 --> 01:04:44,170
Okay?
1173
01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:46,874
We're on the same team. Remember?
1174
01:04:46,983 --> 01:04:49,315
Here. Look.
1175
01:04:51,721 --> 01:04:54,189
Sh...
1176
01:04:54,290 --> 01:04:58,351
I'll give you a little bump.
Get you back on track.
1177
01:04:58,461 --> 01:05:00,190
Okay? Come on.
1178
01:05:07,370 --> 01:05:08,894
Huh?
1179
01:05:17,513 --> 01:05:18,912
I still can't do it.
1180
01:05:19,181 --> 01:05:22,207
Now! Okay? You're not hearing me!
1181
01:05:26,522 --> 01:05:28,786
Moon, did you hear what I said?
1182
01:05:28,891 --> 01:05:30,290
What? Oh...
1183
01:05:30,393 --> 01:05:33,726
Wouldn't it be nice
to have a boyfriend for once?
1184
01:05:33,829 --> 01:05:37,230
Look, Kip, I don't know
if I believe in monogamy.
1185
01:05:37,333 --> 01:05:38,925
You know? I mean...
1186
01:05:39,201 --> 01:05:41,396
I just... I just think that maybe
1187
01:05:41,504 --> 01:05:44,371
humans were not meant to be monogamous.
1188
01:05:44,473 --> 01:05:47,567
I-I think that it's... it's not in our nature.
1189
01:05:47,677 --> 01:05:49,577
Men, I can see how they
1190
01:05:49,679 --> 01:05:51,613
could have the urge not to be monogamous.
1191
01:05:51,714 --> 01:05:53,375
Their whole function was designed
1192
01:05:53,482 --> 01:05:55,950
to hunt and plant their seed.
1193
01:05:57,653 --> 01:06:00,486
I mean, isn't that what
you're tryin' to do right now?
1194
01:06:00,589 --> 01:06:03,717
Hunt me down so you can seed me?
1195
01:06:03,826 --> 01:06:05,589
No.
1196
01:06:05,695 --> 01:06:09,893
But God forbid I have a sexual
thought about a porn star.
1197
01:06:21,944 --> 01:06:23,878
- Welcome to the house.
- Oh, thank you.
1198
01:06:24,146 --> 01:06:26,671
Did you say hello to our congregation yet?
1199
01:06:26,782 --> 01:06:28,511
Uh, no. Not with the verbals.
1200
01:06:28,617 --> 01:06:29,845
Well, don't be shy.
1201
01:06:29,952 --> 01:06:33,285
Trust me, girl. I am not the shy type.
1202
01:06:33,389 --> 01:06:36,688
I love the money.
The money's been good to me.
1203
01:06:36,792 --> 01:06:40,387
Now the sister is rollin' in Beverly Hills.
1204
01:06:56,879 --> 01:07:00,440
You know, I don't even
really know who I'm kidding.
1205
01:07:00,549 --> 01:07:03,484
I have a 20-second sex loop that
runs through my mind endlessly.
1206
01:07:03,586 --> 01:07:05,884
I think all men do. I know all men do.
1207
01:07:06,155 --> 01:07:10,091
But I don't think I would have sex with you now,
even if you were offering.
1208
01:07:10,192 --> 01:07:11,625
Or anyone else for that matter.
1209
01:07:11,727 --> 01:07:13,661
You wouldn't?
1210
01:07:14,930 --> 01:07:16,522
I mean, don't get me wrong.
1211
01:07:16,632 --> 01:07:20,090
There is nothing that I would
like more than to grab you
1212
01:07:20,202 --> 01:07:23,865
and spin you around and make
you scream like a banshee.
1213
01:07:24,140 --> 01:07:25,903
A banshee?
1214
01:07:26,175 --> 01:07:27,642
Whatever.
1215
01:07:27,743 --> 01:07:29,802
I think you get the point.
1216
01:07:29,912 --> 01:07:32,380
Yeah. I do get the point.
1217
01:07:33,849 --> 01:07:36,647
I'll wait for you.
1218
01:07:36,752 --> 01:07:38,652
I don't judge you at all for...
1219
01:07:38,754 --> 01:07:41,814
being a porn star,
or for having been a porn star.
1220
01:07:43,959 --> 01:07:45,483
These people that do judge you,
1221
01:07:45,594 --> 01:07:48,563
I think they're the same
people who run off and...
1222
01:07:48,664 --> 01:07:51,633
cheat on their so-called
committed relationships.
1223
01:07:53,469 --> 01:07:55,733
But you're honest.
1224
01:07:58,240 --> 01:08:00,606
And if I wanna have sex, then...
1225
01:08:00,709 --> 01:08:02,802
I'll just have sex with myself.
1226
01:08:02,912 --> 01:08:05,506
- You would do that for me?
- Yeah.
1227
01:08:05,614 --> 01:08:09,880
I've got enough personalities
to last me for a little while.
1228
01:08:21,163 --> 01:08:24,189
- I'm glad you made it up here.
- Mmm.
1229
01:08:33,242 --> 01:08:36,837
You know what? It doesn't do
very much for my ego though,
1230
01:08:36,946 --> 01:08:39,847
gettin' turned down by a porn star.
1231
01:08:39,949 --> 01:08:41,849
Wanna get that?
1232
01:08:41,951 --> 01:08:44,476
- Well, don't take it personally.
- Yeah. Please.
1233
01:08:45,621 --> 01:08:46,918
Thanks.
1234
01:08:47,189 --> 01:08:49,316
Hello?
1235
01:08:49,425 --> 01:08:52,622
Yeah. Can you tell me over the phone?
1236
01:08:52,728 --> 01:08:55,526
Yeah. Okay. I'll come in.
1237
01:09:08,878 --> 01:09:11,176
Kiska, where are you?
1238
01:09:18,154 --> 01:09:21,385
Dr. Bax, extension 456.
1239
01:09:21,490 --> 01:09:24,186
Dr. Bax, extension 456.
1240
01:09:27,363 --> 01:09:30,491
You are one of the most well-known porn stars
1241
01:09:30,599 --> 01:09:31,827
on video and the internet.
1242
01:09:31,934 --> 01:09:35,495
Certainly in the U.S.,
and now more around the world.
1243
01:09:35,604 --> 01:09:38,835
Some view you as the first true internet star.
1244
01:09:38,941 --> 01:09:41,603
But honestly, do you like what you do?
1245
01:09:44,280 --> 01:09:46,748
Cheyenne?
1246
01:09:46,849 --> 01:09:50,182
Cheyenne? Moon? I'm ready for you.
1247
01:09:50,286 --> 01:09:53,312
Can we go in together?
1248
01:09:53,422 --> 01:09:55,913
I think that'd be a good idea.
1249
01:10:07,603 --> 01:10:10,936
You guys can go ahead and, uh, take a seat.
1250
01:10:19,281 --> 01:10:21,841
You guys are both so young.
1251
01:10:21,951 --> 01:10:24,579
I hate to go through this whole thing with you.
1252
01:10:27,189 --> 01:10:29,157
Take a deep breath.
1253
01:10:31,393 --> 01:10:33,657
You're both negative.
1254
01:10:34,830 --> 01:10:35,888
I love you, Moon.
1255
01:10:35,998 --> 01:10:38,159
Oh, I love you too.
1256
01:10:38,267 --> 01:10:42,897
I hope you guys are gonna be more careful so
we don't have to go through this again. Okay?
1257
01:10:43,005 --> 01:10:45,439
- Yeah.
- Condoms every time.
1258
01:10:45,541 --> 01:10:47,202
- Yes.
- One on every finger.
1259
01:10:47,309 --> 01:10:51,177
- Oh, my God.
- Be careful. Take care of yourself. Okay?
1260
01:12:43,992 --> 01:12:45,721
Just do me a favor.
1261
01:12:45,828 --> 01:12:47,853
If you say you're gonna do something, do it.
1262
01:12:47,963 --> 01:12:49,897
If you can't get the tires, call me.
1263
01:12:49,998 --> 01:12:51,465
Either way, it doesn't matter.
1264
01:12:51,567 --> 01:12:53,535
Let me know what the hell's going on.
1265
01:12:53,635 --> 01:12:54,693
Okay.
1266
01:12:56,238 --> 01:13:00,265
Okay. Thank you. I'll speak
to you later. All right. Good.
1267
01:13:00,376 --> 01:13:01,843
- Hi.
- How you doin'?
1268
01:13:01,944 --> 01:13:03,571
- You all right?
- I'm fine.
1269
01:13:03,679 --> 01:13:05,738
You got some nice cars out there.
1270
01:13:05,848 --> 01:13:06,906
Thank you.
1271
01:13:07,182 --> 01:13:09,878
This is gonna sound like a pickup.
Do I know you?
1272
01:13:10,152 --> 01:13:11,847
No. I don't think so.
1273
01:13:11,954 --> 01:13:13,854
Are you sure?
1274
01:13:13,956 --> 01:13:15,184
Yeah.
1275
01:13:15,290 --> 01:13:17,190
I feel like I know you.
1276
01:13:17,292 --> 01:13:20,659
No. I don't think so. I never forget a face.
1277
01:13:20,763 --> 01:13:24,130
Um, can I ask you?
I wanted to know about the Buick.
1278
01:13:24,233 --> 01:13:26,463
It's a great car. It's a '63 Riv.
1279
01:13:26,568 --> 01:13:27,694
Does it have any rust?
1280
01:13:27,803 --> 01:13:29,828
- It's dry as a bone.
- Where's it from?
1281
01:13:29,938 --> 01:13:32,839
It's a Cali car. It's always lived here.
1282
01:13:32,941 --> 01:13:35,341
Nice. What about the engine?
1283
01:13:35,444 --> 01:13:36,809
It's a 401 nailhead.
1284
01:13:36,912 --> 01:13:38,277
- It's a nailhead?
- That's right.
1285
01:13:38,380 --> 01:13:40,245
- Okay.
- You know your shit?
1286
01:13:40,349 --> 01:13:42,544
I used to work on cars with my dad.
1287
01:13:42,651 --> 01:13:43,948
Yeah. It's a good car.
1288
01:13:44,219 --> 01:13:45,914
How much do you want?
1289
01:13:46,188 --> 01:13:48,418
We're asking ten nine, but I mean,
1290
01:13:48,524 --> 01:13:50,856
we could always negotiate a little bit today.
1291
01:13:50,959 --> 01:13:52,756
What's the best you could do? For me?
1292
01:13:52,861 --> 01:13:55,887
I could take off... a thousand, 1,500.
1293
01:13:55,998 --> 01:13:58,398
Look. I'll be honest with you. Okay?
1294
01:13:58,500 --> 01:14:00,832
Um, I have five.
1295
01:14:00,936 --> 01:14:04,099
Thousand? You have $5,000?
1296
01:14:06,675 --> 01:14:09,576
You know, there's a bicycle
shop down the street.
1297
01:14:09,678 --> 01:14:11,111
Listen.
1298
01:14:11,213 --> 01:14:14,546
- What if I give you five Gs,
- Yeah.
1299
01:14:14,650 --> 01:14:17,710
and... and I'll make up the difference.
1300
01:14:18,954 --> 01:14:20,854
What do you mean? I'm-I'm-I'm...
1301
01:14:20,956 --> 01:14:23,925
I can't sell you that car for $5,000.
1302
01:14:27,496 --> 01:14:29,521
You know that.
1303
01:14:29,631 --> 01:14:32,498
So what do you want? What do you mean?
1304
01:14:32,601 --> 01:14:35,866
What are you trying to do to me?
I'm trying to run a business.
1305
01:14:35,971 --> 01:14:40,635
You and me can work something out...
between the two of us.
1306
01:14:40,742 --> 01:14:42,369
What do you say?
1307
01:14:46,348 --> 01:14:49,511
No one else needs to know about it.
1308
01:14:56,425 --> 01:14:58,393
Can I get some water?
1309
01:15:02,831 --> 01:15:06,494
Yeah. You can have a drink of water.
1310
01:15:24,486 --> 01:15:26,454
Let me see your tongue.
1311
01:15:39,968 --> 01:15:42,869
What turns you on? Huh?
1312
01:15:42,971 --> 01:15:45,235
- Humor.
- What?
1313
01:15:45,340 --> 01:15:47,604
- Humor.
- Humor?
1314
01:15:47,709 --> 01:15:49,768
You like jokes?
1315
01:15:49,878 --> 01:15:51,869
- Uh-huh.
- Here's a good joke.
1316
01:15:51,980 --> 01:15:53,572
What's the difference...
1317
01:15:53,682 --> 01:15:56,810
between a slut... and a bitch?
1318
01:15:56,919 --> 01:15:58,284
What?
1319
01:15:58,387 --> 01:16:00,548
A slut'll sleep with anyone,
1320
01:16:00,656 --> 01:16:02,487
- and a bitch...
- Yeah?
1321
01:16:02,591 --> 01:16:05,253
will sleep with anyone but you.
1322
01:16:05,360 --> 01:16:06,850
You can use that.
1323
01:16:07,129 --> 01:16:08,687
You like that?
1324
01:16:08,797 --> 01:16:10,822
You must know a lot of bitches.
1325
01:16:10,933 --> 01:16:13,094
I do know a lot of bitches.
1326
01:16:13,201 --> 01:16:15,362
But you're a little slut. Right?
1327
01:16:27,649 --> 01:16:30,914
Is that what you want? Huh?
1328
01:16:31,186 --> 01:16:33,814
Is that what you want?
1329
01:16:33,922 --> 01:16:35,856
You like that?
1330
01:16:35,958 --> 01:16:37,858
You like that?
1331
01:16:37,960 --> 01:16:39,689
Wait. Oh, my...
1332
01:16:39,795 --> 01:16:41,729
Listen. Wait. Stop...
1333
01:16:41,830 --> 01:16:43,855
Can I go to the bathroom real quick?
1334
01:16:43,966 --> 01:16:45,456
What?
1335
01:16:46,768 --> 01:16:49,862
I'm just gonna go to
the bathroom really quick. Okay?
1336
01:16:49,972 --> 01:16:52,236
I'll be right back. I'll be back.
1337
01:16:52,341 --> 01:16:53,740
Okay.
1338
01:16:53,842 --> 01:16:55,673
I'll be right back.
1339
01:16:55,777 --> 01:16:58,507
Come here, come here,
come here, come here...
1340
01:16:58,614 --> 01:17:01,845
- Let me see your tongue.
- What?
1341
01:17:03,485 --> 01:17:05,885
I'll be right... I'll be right back.
1342
01:17:06,922 --> 01:17:08,856
Oh, fuck.
1343
01:17:09,124 --> 01:17:10,819
Oh, shit.
1344
01:17:11,927 --> 01:17:13,895
Oh, shit.
1345
01:17:19,301 --> 01:17:21,098
Fuck.
1346
01:17:39,955 --> 01:17:41,923
Shit. Come on.
1347
01:17:47,963 --> 01:17:49,521
You okay?
1348
01:17:49,631 --> 01:17:52,259
Yeah. I just drank a lot of water. You know?
1349
01:17:54,403 --> 01:17:56,769
Can I watch you?
1350
01:17:56,872 --> 01:17:58,669
Huh?
1351
01:17:59,975 --> 01:18:02,136
Do me a favor. Don't, um...
1352
01:18:02,244 --> 01:18:05,771
Don't, uh, overstuff the toilet, 'cause...
1353
01:18:05,881 --> 01:18:08,247
that toilet overflows.
1354
01:18:08,350 --> 01:18:10,250
Hey. You okay in there?
1355
01:18:10,352 --> 01:18:12,183
Yeah. I'll be right out.
1356
01:18:13,321 --> 01:18:14,879
Huh?
1357
01:18:16,925 --> 01:18:18,893
All right?
1358
01:18:21,663 --> 01:18:23,221
Hey.
1359
01:18:23,331 --> 01:18:25,299
All right?
1360
01:18:44,753 --> 01:18:46,653
Where're you goin'?
1361
01:18:46,755 --> 01:18:48,382
Look. I have to go. Okay?
1362
01:18:48,490 --> 01:18:52,290
I'm sorry, I, uh, I just realized that I was late,
1363
01:18:52,394 --> 01:18:54,123
and, um...
1364
01:18:54,229 --> 01:18:56,356
I'm gonna come back. All right?
1365
01:18:56,465 --> 01:18:59,366
We can still work somethin'
out for the car. Right?
1366
01:18:59,468 --> 01:19:01,527
I'm gonna come back for the car. Okay?
1367
01:19:01,636 --> 01:19:03,797
I'm... I'm gonna come back. I gotta go.
1368
01:19:03,905 --> 01:19:07,136
At least give me a kiss good-bye or somethin'.
1369
01:19:07,242 --> 01:19:08,800
I... I'm gonna go.
1370
01:19:08,910 --> 01:19:10,878
Just-Just hold on a second.
1371
01:19:12,481 --> 01:19:15,814
Just be honest with me.
W-What are you doin' here?
1372
01:19:15,917 --> 01:19:17,885
Look at me.
1373
01:19:20,355 --> 01:19:22,323
How you doin'?
1374
01:19:24,426 --> 01:19:26,826
My name's Terry.
1375
01:19:26,928 --> 01:19:29,556
Why are you leavin' so fast?
1376
01:19:31,933 --> 01:19:33,833
Hello?
1377
01:19:35,504 --> 01:19:38,166
'Cause I think you're full of shit.
1378
01:19:39,941 --> 01:19:41,772
Did I do somethin' wrong?
1379
01:19:41,877 --> 01:19:43,538
No. Look. I...
1380
01:19:44,946 --> 01:19:48,575
If you don't want me to pull your hair, I won't.
1381
01:19:48,683 --> 01:19:49,843
No. Look...
1382
01:19:49,951 --> 01:19:51,851
Did somebody put you up to this?
1383
01:19:51,953 --> 01:19:55,354
Why are you leaving out of my fucking
window?
1384
01:20:00,796 --> 01:20:02,923
What are you doin'?
1385
01:20:05,901 --> 01:20:07,801
I'm a sex...
1386
01:20:07,903 --> 01:20:09,928
I'm a sex investigator.
1387
01:20:12,874 --> 01:20:14,671
What?
1388
01:20:16,978 --> 01:20:19,674
What the fuck is that?
1389
01:20:19,781 --> 01:20:21,942
Look... Okay. I...
1390
01:20:25,620 --> 01:20:27,747
I was hired by your wife.
1391
01:20:31,359 --> 01:20:33,793
To see if you'd stay faithful.
1392
01:20:34,996 --> 01:20:36,588
Okay?
1393
01:20:36,698 --> 01:20:38,393
I'm sorry.
1394
01:20:40,001 --> 01:20:42,231
My wife told you to do this?
1395
01:20:46,675 --> 01:20:48,905
My wife paid you to do this?
1396
01:20:52,480 --> 01:20:54,880
Did my wife tell you that...
1397
01:20:54,983 --> 01:20:57,349
that I have a family?
1398
01:20:59,020 --> 01:21:01,887
Did she tell you that we have a son?
1399
01:21:04,159 --> 01:21:06,423
He's beautiful. Right?
1400
01:21:06,528 --> 01:21:09,156
He looks just like my wife. Right?
1401
01:21:12,667 --> 01:21:14,828
I'll give you more money than her.
1402
01:21:14,936 --> 01:21:18,895
Because if you tell my wife,
she's gonna take my son away.
1403
01:21:19,174 --> 01:21:21,142
Are you gonna go tell my wife?
1404
01:21:21,243 --> 01:21:22,642
I don't know. Okay?
1405
01:21:22,744 --> 01:21:24,905
I don't know. I'm gonna think about it.
1406
01:21:25,180 --> 01:21:26,545
- Fuckin' cunt!
- I gotta go.
1407
01:21:26,648 --> 01:21:29,173
You think that you're gonna
ruin my fuckin' family?
1408
01:21:29,284 --> 01:21:30,717
Huh?
1409
01:21:30,819 --> 01:21:32,878
Is that what you're gonna do?
1410
01:21:32,988 --> 01:21:34,649
Where you from?
1411
01:21:34,756 --> 01:21:37,884
You think that I won't find out where you are?
1412
01:21:37,993 --> 01:21:40,223
Ruin my fuckin' life, you little fuckin' cunt?
1413
01:21:40,328 --> 01:21:42,296
No no no...
1414
01:21:42,397 --> 01:21:43,694
Fuckin' bitch!
1415
01:21:43,798 --> 01:21:45,891
Let go!
1416
01:21:46,001 --> 01:21:47,901
Huh?
1417
01:21:51,206 --> 01:21:52,969
Ho!
1418
01:21:59,948 --> 01:22:00,846
You fucking cunt!
1419
01:22:05,453 --> 01:22:06,818
You dumb cunt.
1420
01:22:06,922 --> 01:22:08,219
Open the door.
1421
01:22:08,323 --> 01:22:10,484
Open the door!
1422
01:22:10,592 --> 01:22:11,752
Fuck.
1423
01:22:11,860 --> 01:22:14,454
- Ah!
- Open the fucking door you sneaky bitch!
1424
01:22:14,562 --> 01:22:15,859
You wanna fuck around?
1425
01:22:15,964 --> 01:22:18,159
You stay away from me, bitch!
1426
01:22:18,266 --> 01:22:19,460
You understand me?
1427
01:22:20,702 --> 01:22:22,863
You stay away from my family!
1428
01:22:22,971 --> 01:22:24,939
You sneaky bitch!
1429
01:22:25,206 --> 01:22:27,231
Cunt.
1430
01:22:27,342 --> 01:22:29,333
I'll break your fuckin' head!
1431
01:22:29,444 --> 01:22:31,309
You wanna fuck around?
1432
01:22:31,413 --> 01:22:33,779
Huh? Open this fuckin' door!
1433
01:22:35,984 --> 01:22:38,885
You wanna ruin my fuckin' family?
1434
01:22:38,987 --> 01:22:41,820
You stay away from my family!
1435
01:22:41,923 --> 01:22:43,720
Bitch!
1436
01:23:19,461 --> 01:23:20,928
Kip?
1437
01:23:27,736 --> 01:23:29,431
Kip?
1438
01:23:31,506 --> 01:23:33,497
Kip?
1439
01:23:33,608 --> 01:23:37,772
Shit. Please be home,
please be home, please be home...
1440
01:23:37,879 --> 01:23:39,642
Kip?
1441
01:23:39,748 --> 01:23:40,942
Fuck.
1442
01:23:41,216 --> 01:23:43,480
Hmm.
1443
01:23:44,686 --> 01:23:46,711
Oh, my God.
1444
01:23:50,492 --> 01:23:52,892
You okay? Is everything okay?
1445
01:23:52,994 --> 01:23:55,519
I don't know what I'm doing anymore.
1446
01:23:55,630 --> 01:23:57,222
I don't...
1447
01:23:57,332 --> 01:24:00,165
- I don't know if I'm hurting people.
- It's okay.
1448
01:24:00,268 --> 01:24:01,826
Slow down.
1449
01:24:01,936 --> 01:24:04,200
Tell me what's goin' on.
1450
01:24:04,305 --> 01:24:07,172
I don't know what I'm doing to peoples' lives.
1451
01:24:19,320 --> 01:24:21,220
Wait.
1452
01:24:21,322 --> 01:24:23,290
- I, uh...
- Moon...
1453
01:24:23,391 --> 01:24:26,622
You're not doing anything
to anyone's life. Okay?
1454
01:24:26,728 --> 01:24:29,288
M-Maybe this is what you need.
1455
01:24:29,397 --> 01:24:32,298
For the first time in your
life you're starting to feel.
1456
01:24:32,400 --> 01:24:34,334
You're starting to let someone in.
1457
01:24:39,974 --> 01:24:42,374
It's all right.
1458
01:24:42,477 --> 01:24:44,240
I'm sorry.
1459
01:24:44,345 --> 01:24:46,210
I, uh...
1460
01:24:47,449 --> 01:24:50,680
Sh... Don't say anything, Moon. It's okay.
1461
01:24:50,785 --> 01:24:53,777
You should... You're letting me in.
1462
01:24:53,888 --> 01:24:56,880
I-I can see that now. Y-You've got all these...
1463
01:24:56,991 --> 01:24:59,892
fucking walls up, and you're
so impenetrable, and...
1464
01:24:59,994 --> 01:25:02,394
and it's scary.
1465
01:25:04,265 --> 01:25:06,096
Look. I just...
1466
01:25:06,201 --> 01:25:07,828
I don't, I don't...
1467
01:25:07,936 --> 01:25:10,097
Moon, Moon, please don't go.
1468
01:25:10,205 --> 01:25:12,571
Why don't you stay here?
1469
01:25:12,674 --> 01:25:15,837
No. You know what? I'm gonna
come back. Uh, I'm gonna...
1470
01:25:15,944 --> 01:25:18,504
- What do you have to think about?
- I have to...
1471
01:25:18,613 --> 01:25:20,843
Could this be any more real?
1472
01:25:20,949 --> 01:25:22,917
Right here.
1473
01:25:26,754 --> 01:25:28,915
You're gonna run away from this?
1474
01:25:32,961 --> 01:25:34,929
Uh, I gotta go.
1475
01:25:44,372 --> 01:25:45,862
I don't know what I'm doing.
1476
01:25:45,974 --> 01:25:49,341
I don't know what I'm doing
with my life. I don't know.
1477
01:25:49,444 --> 01:25:51,912
I'm not goin' anywhere. I'm here.
1478
01:26:26,681 --> 01:26:28,581
Pops?
1479
01:26:30,351 --> 01:26:31,875
Pops?
1480
01:26:35,957 --> 01:26:37,925
Pops?
1481
01:26:39,561 --> 01:26:41,256
Pops.
1482
01:26:44,299 --> 01:26:45,698
Pops?
1483
01:26:47,602 --> 01:26:50,935
Pops? Po... Pops?
1484
01:26:58,846 --> 01:27:00,541
Shit, Pops.
1485
01:27:05,553 --> 01:27:07,817
Hey you guys?
1486
01:27:07,922 --> 01:27:11,881
- Have you seen an old man walking around?
- No.
1487
01:27:18,333 --> 01:27:21,564
Look, Officer. He likes to get
dressed-up when we go out.
1488
01:27:21,669 --> 01:27:24,695
Maybe he was wearing
his blue suit. I don't know.
1489
01:27:24,806 --> 01:27:26,774
Yes.
1490
01:27:26,874 --> 01:27:29,468
Okay. Yes. I understand.
1491
01:27:29,577 --> 01:27:31,477
Yes. Thank you.
1492
01:27:45,493 --> 01:27:47,893
Police. Open up.
1493
01:27:49,197 --> 01:27:50,494
- What?
- Pops.
1494
01:27:50,598 --> 01:27:51,656
Is this your father?
1495
01:27:51,766 --> 01:27:53,563
- Yes. It's my dad.
- Please step back.
1496
01:27:53,668 --> 01:27:55,863
- Um um um...
- Sir, just stand right here.
1497
01:27:55,970 --> 01:27:57,369
- Officer...
- Ma'am,
1498
01:27:57,472 --> 01:27:58,939
stand back and listen.
1499
01:27:59,207 --> 01:28:00,868
- Sir, please.
- What?
1500
01:28:01,142 --> 01:28:03,133
Somebody called, thought he was a pervert.
1501
01:28:03,244 --> 01:28:04,609
No.
1502
01:28:04,712 --> 01:28:07,738
He was goin' up to people sayin' "kiss her. "
1503
01:28:07,849 --> 01:28:09,817
- Kiska.
- He was...
1504
01:28:09,917 --> 01:28:11,509
He couldn't remember where he lived,
1505
01:28:11,619 --> 01:28:13,246
- Officer, listen.
- Couldn't remember his name.
1506
01:28:13,354 --> 01:28:14,787
I live here. I'm goin' in.
1507
01:28:14,889 --> 01:28:17,187
He was saying Kiska.
It's what he called my mom.
1508
01:28:17,292 --> 01:28:18,816
It means "kitten" in Russian.
1509
01:28:18,926 --> 01:28:20,826
He had a breakdown after my mother died.
1510
01:28:20,928 --> 01:28:23,226
I understand. If you're gonna take care of him,
1511
01:28:23,331 --> 01:28:25,231
take care of him, before
something serious happens.
1512
01:28:25,333 --> 01:28:27,824
- I'm not sure I like your tone of voice.
- Absolutely.
1513
01:28:27,935 --> 01:28:29,459
I could kick your ass.
1514
01:28:29,570 --> 01:28:31,333
- Here are his clothes.
- Thank you.
1515
01:28:31,439 --> 01:28:34,306
- Take him inside.
- He probably hasn't eaten yet. Thank you.
1516
01:28:36,678 --> 01:28:38,805
Do you know how worried I was?
1517
01:28:38,913 --> 01:28:41,848
- Give me a hug. Come here.
- I'm gonna go to bed now.
1518
01:28:41,949 --> 01:28:44,816
A man can't walk around without
gettin' arrested anymore.
1519
01:28:44,919 --> 01:28:47,717
I'm goin' to bed. Good night.
1520
01:28:53,261 --> 01:28:54,853
Hello?
1521
01:28:54,962 --> 01:28:55,929
Hi, Moon.
1522
01:28:56,197 --> 01:28:57,926
Hi, Mr. Aronson.
1523
01:28:59,701 --> 01:29:01,794
Getting a little concerned around here.
1524
01:29:01,903 --> 01:29:03,632
Haven't seen you in a while.
1525
01:29:03,738 --> 01:29:05,729
Have you, uh...
1526
01:29:05,840 --> 01:29:07,432
signed that contract yet?
1527
01:29:07,542 --> 01:29:09,476
No, not yet. No. I've, um...
1528
01:29:09,577 --> 01:29:10,805
Is it the money?
1529
01:29:10,912 --> 01:29:12,812
If that's a problem, I mean,
1530
01:29:12,914 --> 01:29:14,313
just let me know.
1531
01:29:14,415 --> 01:29:16,110
No. Nothing's wrong. I've just, uh...
1532
01:29:16,217 --> 01:29:19,084
Why don't you come in?
We can talk about it. Huh?
1533
01:29:19,187 --> 01:29:21,655
Got wonderful ideas for you.
1534
01:29:23,324 --> 01:29:25,622
Yeah, sure. I'll come in.
1535
01:29:25,727 --> 01:29:27,388
Yeah. I promise.
1536
01:29:27,495 --> 01:29:28,621
Okay.
1537
01:29:28,730 --> 01:29:30,857
Love you, Moon. Bye, now.
1538
01:30:17,645 --> 01:30:19,613
Turn around, girls.
1539
01:30:22,950 --> 01:30:25,282
How old are you?
1540
01:30:25,386 --> 01:30:27,479
Eighteen.
1541
01:30:27,588 --> 01:30:29,453
Let me see your I.D.
1542
01:30:37,532 --> 01:30:40,365
Where'd you get this made? Kinko's?
1543
01:30:40,468 --> 01:30:42,902
How old are you really?
1544
01:30:43,004 --> 01:30:44,972
Sixteen.
1545
01:30:47,875 --> 01:30:50,969
I can't have you doing
intercourse. That's illegal.
1546
01:30:52,313 --> 01:30:55,771
I mean, believe it or not, uh, I have principles.
1547
01:30:57,018 --> 01:30:59,350
I might be able to... you know,
1548
01:30:59,454 --> 01:31:02,855
put you in the Web House,
and you could play with yourself
1549
01:31:02,957 --> 01:31:04,925
occasionally and... give oral.
1550
01:31:05,193 --> 01:31:07,661
Do you like giving head?
1551
01:31:09,931 --> 01:31:11,922
Why do you wanna do this?
1552
01:31:16,537 --> 01:31:19,301
She... She wants to be
on the internet. You know?
1553
01:31:19,407 --> 01:31:21,898
Um... be famous.
1554
01:31:22,176 --> 01:31:23,700
Yeah.
1555
01:31:23,811 --> 01:31:25,403
- Like in The Real World.
- Uh-huh.
1556
01:31:25,513 --> 01:31:27,140
- Like in The Real World.
Yeah.
1557
01:31:27,248 --> 01:31:29,148
Will I get paid?
1558
01:31:31,986 --> 01:31:33,510
Ladies,
1559
01:31:33,621 --> 01:31:35,885
the Muhammad Ali of porn.
1560
01:31:35,990 --> 01:31:37,958
The James Joyce. The Rolls Royce.
1561
01:31:38,226 --> 01:31:39,284
Can I talk to you?
1562
01:31:39,393 --> 01:31:41,725
Today, everybody wants to talk.
1563
01:31:41,829 --> 01:31:44,957
Ladies, would you wait outside for a minute?
1564
01:31:46,834 --> 01:31:48,665
So?
1565
01:31:48,769 --> 01:31:51,431
Have you come to sign the contract?
1566
01:31:55,009 --> 01:31:57,569
You know I want the best for you.
1567
01:31:57,678 --> 01:32:00,442
And we know there's only one Moon.
1568
01:32:00,548 --> 01:32:01,845
So...
1569
01:32:01,949 --> 01:32:05,908
Remember... five years ago?
1570
01:32:08,422 --> 01:32:11,550
You were sitting there just like those girls.
1571
01:32:15,696 --> 01:32:17,664
Go ahead. Smoke.
1572
01:32:20,468 --> 01:32:22,436
And look at you now.
1573
01:32:23,571 --> 01:32:25,539
You're a superstar.
1574
01:32:26,908 --> 01:32:30,275
With us behind you...
1575
01:32:30,378 --> 01:32:33,609
your star's only gonna get better and bigger.
1576
01:32:33,714 --> 01:32:36,774
I mean, you'll become a galaxy.
1577
01:32:36,884 --> 01:32:40,376
That's not what I want. I want to be on my own.
1578
01:32:40,488 --> 01:32:42,718
Your... Your own?
1579
01:32:42,823 --> 01:32:44,723
But you're...
1580
01:32:44,825 --> 01:32:48,226
You're part of a family here.
I mean, you need to...
1581
01:32:48,329 --> 01:32:50,297
I don't need.
1582
01:32:51,766 --> 01:32:53,597
It's my body.
1583
01:32:53,701 --> 01:32:55,669
Oh, Moon.
1584
01:32:58,005 --> 01:33:00,337
You're like a daughter to me.
1585
01:33:00,441 --> 01:33:03,706
You... came in here a little girl.
1586
01:33:04,912 --> 01:33:06,812
Now you're a woman.
1587
01:33:06,914 --> 01:33:08,575
That's just it.
1588
01:33:08,683 --> 01:33:10,583
I'm a woman now.
1589
01:33:18,593 --> 01:33:20,288
Moon...
1590
01:33:22,964 --> 01:33:24,932
You take care of yourself.
1591
01:33:40,615 --> 01:33:43,778
Moon, I got a dream.
1592
01:33:43,884 --> 01:33:45,374
The... The internet.
1593
01:33:45,486 --> 01:33:47,477
It's private and raw.
1594
01:33:47,588 --> 01:33:50,648
I'm gonna create internet sex houses
1595
01:33:50,758 --> 01:33:53,921
where guys and girls are filmed day and night
1596
01:33:54,195 --> 01:33:58,757
having sex, taking showers,
on the toilet, everything.
1597
01:33:58,866 --> 01:34:01,426
Bring out the voyeur in all of us.
1598
01:34:01,535 --> 01:34:03,093
Web cameras everywhere.
1599
01:34:03,204 --> 01:34:05,104
And you, Moon,
1600
01:34:05,206 --> 01:34:07,197
if you want it,
1601
01:34:07,308 --> 01:34:10,471
you're going to be my internet sex star.
1602
01:34:10,578 --> 01:34:12,546
My superstar.
1603
01:35:03,263 --> 01:35:04,823
- I knew I recognized you from somewhere.
- Jesus.
1604
01:35:04,932 --> 01:35:08,766
You what? You didn't think
that I was gonna track you down?
1605
01:35:08,869 --> 01:35:10,837
- Look, I...
- Huh? You didn't think...
1606
01:35:10,938 --> 01:35:12,235
Huh?
1607
01:35:12,339 --> 01:35:13,897
Where the fuck are you goin'?
1608
01:35:14,175 --> 01:35:15,836
You think I wouldn't track you down?
1609
01:35:17,378 --> 01:35:19,846
Huh? You had to tell her. Huh?
1610
01:35:19,947 --> 01:35:22,780
You had to fuckin' go and tell her.
1611
01:35:22,883 --> 01:35:24,851
- I couldn't lie to her.
- You couldn't lie?
1612
01:35:24,952 --> 01:35:26,852
You couldn't... You couldn't lie?
1613
01:35:26,954 --> 01:35:28,444
You couldn't lie?
1614
01:35:28,556 --> 01:35:31,855
You fuck men for money,
and you couldn't lie? Huh?
1615
01:35:31,959 --> 01:35:33,654
- I quit.
- No. You don't quit.
1616
01:35:33,761 --> 01:35:35,353
- Yes, I...
- You didn't fuckin' quit.
1617
01:35:35,463 --> 01:35:36,930
You don't quit until I tell you.
1618
01:35:37,198 --> 01:35:39,359
I don't have anything.
1619
01:35:39,467 --> 01:35:41,867
You know what you did to me?
1620
01:35:43,337 --> 01:35:46,465
You know what you did to my fuckin' family?
1621
01:35:49,710 --> 01:35:51,803
I got nothin' now.
1622
01:35:51,912 --> 01:35:55,211
You're gonna make it better for me.
1623
01:35:55,316 --> 01:35:57,375
You're gonna make this shit better.
1624
01:35:57,485 --> 01:35:59,350
You're gonna fix this shit.
1625
01:35:59,453 --> 01:36:01,148
Fuck you.
1626
01:36:01,255 --> 01:36:03,553
Wait!
1627
01:36:03,657 --> 01:36:05,181
Ah!
1628
01:36:05,292 --> 01:36:06,816
You fuckin' owe me.
1629
01:36:06,927 --> 01:36:09,191
No!
1630
01:36:09,296 --> 01:36:10,786
Don't you resist me.
1631
01:36:12,266 --> 01:36:14,325
I'll break your fuckin' face.
1632
01:36:14,435 --> 01:36:16,198
You fucked me.
1633
01:36:16,303 --> 01:36:18,737
And I'm gonna fuck you.
1634
01:36:18,839 --> 01:36:20,830
You owe me.
1635
01:36:25,279 --> 01:36:27,543
You wanna fuckin' fight me?
1636
01:36:29,950 --> 01:36:32,578
What are you gonna do?
1637
01:36:32,686 --> 01:36:34,278
What are you gonna do? Huh?
1638
01:36:37,258 --> 01:36:39,488
Yeah!
1639
01:36:39,593 --> 01:36:42,118
I know all about you and your cripple father.
1640
01:36:42,229 --> 01:36:45,528
I saw him through the window. Yeah.
1641
01:36:45,633 --> 01:36:48,693
You wanna learn what it's
like to lose somebody? Huh?
1642
01:36:48,803 --> 01:36:50,600
You wanna learn about that shit?
1643
01:36:50,704 --> 01:36:51,671
Huh?
1644
01:36:51,772 --> 01:36:54,502
Huh? Huh?
1645
01:36:54,608 --> 01:36:56,872
You still wanna fight me?
1646
01:36:56,977 --> 01:36:58,342
No.
1647
01:36:58,445 --> 01:37:00,174
No.
1648
01:37:08,455 --> 01:37:11,720
Uh! Oh! Ah! Oh!
1649
01:37:11,826 --> 01:37:14,226
Oh!
1650
01:37:14,328 --> 01:37:16,819
Ah!
1651
01:37:16,931 --> 01:37:18,592
Uh.
1652
01:37:18,699 --> 01:37:20,394
Fuck.
1653
01:38:32,873 --> 01:38:35,842
I'm not looking for any more answers.
1654
01:38:35,943 --> 01:38:38,810
I'm not looking for any more truth.
1655
01:38:38,913 --> 01:38:42,542
The truth is, I don't know what I'm looking for.
1656
01:38:44,952 --> 01:38:46,852
But you know what?
1657
01:38:46,954 --> 01:38:49,616
I'm not gonna wait until I die
1658
01:38:49,723 --> 01:38:52,351
to find out if there's reincarnation.
1659
01:38:53,661 --> 01:38:57,859
We can reincarnate while we live. Right?
1660
01:39:28,796 --> 01:39:30,764
Hey. Jump in.
1661
01:39:37,938 --> 01:39:39,906
How you doin'?
1662
01:39:41,508 --> 01:39:43,533
I'm okay.
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