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[big bang]
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[Unknown Narrator]
The universe.
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This universe
is 16 billion years old.
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In those early days,
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the conflict
between stability and change,
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between stagnation and anarchy,
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sparked beings of pure energy.
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Great Lords of Order
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and puissant Lords of Chaos.
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Entrusted to maintain
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the sacred balance
between opposing forces.
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As the loss of said balance
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once heralded the destruction
of the old universe.
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There is
no moral judgment here.
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No conflict
between good and evil.
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Unless good is
the balance itself
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and evil is
that balance's undoing.
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[theme music playing]
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[Zatanna chanting spell]
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[Trogowogs giggling maniacally]
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[grunts]
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Got one!
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-[Trogowog giggling maniacally]
-[Thirteen] Khalid!
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[chanting spell]
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[Trogowog screams]
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-Ha! Two points. Mary!
-[Trogowog screaming]
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No worries.
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Speed of Mercury!
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[screaming]
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[groans]
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Ha!
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-[Leroy chirps]
-Ow! Quit it.
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Oh. Thanks, Leroy.
Three more incoming.
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-[chanting spell]
-[Trogowog screams and groans]
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[chanting spell]
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[grunts]
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[Trogowog giggling maniacally]
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Strength of Hercules!
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[grunts]
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[groans]
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[Thirteen] Mary,
you crushed that magic.
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You too, Khaleed.
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Um, actually, I prefer
[pronouncing from throat]
"Khalid."
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Like in the back of the throat.
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-Khalid?
-Khalid?
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Mmm, pretty close.
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[Zatanna]
Speaking of pretty close,
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catching six Trogowogs
isn't bad, but...
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[chanting spell]
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[Trogowogs chittering]
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[Zatanna] You're all becoming
great sentinels of magic,
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but you need to maintain
a better awareness
of your surroundings.
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Aw, man, we flunked.
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No, no, more like a...
a B-minus.
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[chanting spell]
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[Trogowogs laugh maniacally]
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[chanting spell]
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[Trogowogs groaning]
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There. The Trogs are home.
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Now for the glamour spell
that's been hiding us all.
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[chanting spell]
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Oh. Sorry.
Didn't see you there.
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No harm done.
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Traci, you're still
relying too much
on your bad-luck powers.
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I want you to focus more
on your urban magic
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until it comes to you
as easily.
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Khalid, fix what you
bend or break.
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[chanting spell]
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It's important to balance
the natural and magical worlds.
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Plus, the tree will thank you.
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So would that swollen Trogowog.
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Ugh. I totally forgot
to fix him.
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No worries.
Trogs are pretty elastic.
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He'll belch it out soon enough.
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Huh, that I'd like to see.
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And Mary,
you're still thinking
too much like a superhero,
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which is understandable
given your history.
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But magic
isn't just about giving
or getting meta abilities.
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Use your imagination
when you tap into
the Earth's ley lines,
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or other sources
of mystic power.
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Spread your wings.
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Oh, come on now,
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don't let a little
constructive criticism
get you down.
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You're all doing great.
In fact...
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In fact,
you are my best students.
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[scoffs]
We're your only students.
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And still the best.
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-[all groaning softly]
-[Khalid] What was that?
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I don't know.
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[bell tolling]
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[groans softly]
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[Zviad Baazovi]
The situation in Markovia
couldn't be better.
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Another clutch of meta-humans
arrives each day.
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In addition,
Ultra-Humanite and Dr. Jace
are doing fine work,
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using Tar
to activate still more.
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[Ultra-Humanite grunts]
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Best of all,
they're volunteers.
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There's no coercion,
no trafficking.
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A little patriotic nudge,
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passed from myself
to King Brion to his people,
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does the trick quite nicely.
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And Helga has really taken
these newly minted metas
under her wing.
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She's like a mother
to them all.
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-Oh, it's very sweet.
-[Klarion gasps]
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And what of the push
from Secretary General Troia
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to send UN inspectors
to Markovia?
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-[Zviad Baazovi]
A minor concern, but--
-This is bad. Not good.
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-I have to go.
-Klarion?
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No time to explain.
Teekl, you tell them.
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[meows]
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[chuckling]
Our excitable friend
seems to be having a moment.
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[Uknown Narrator]
Over 12 millennia ago,
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Vandar Adg
established a village
for his spawn...
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-[kids laughing]
-...beings that today
would be called...
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meta-humans.
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This was to be Vandar's utopia,
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a place where all his children,
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those that descended from him
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and those he had taken
under his wing,
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could live in peace and harmony
under his rule.
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In time,
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Vandar left
to conquer more lands.
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Returning to his village
in triumph,
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he discovered
his utopia had been undone.
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[laughing maniacally]
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Ugh!
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Andie, isn't it Gar's turn
to clean out the fridge?
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Yeah, but he was so tired,
I offered to do it for him.
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The poor guy
really looked like
he could use some sleep.
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All right, climb aboard.
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-[Leroy chirping, clicking]
-Ow!
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Okay, okay.
The dragon it is.
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I thought we were
gonna figure out what that
weird energy wave was?
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Isn't that what we're doing?
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Fine.
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Mr. Tawny, I choose you.
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[chanting spell]
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[carousel music playing]
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-[Khalid] Whoa, whoa, whoa!
-[Thirteen laughing]
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[all laughing]
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[Mary] So crash!
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[Zatanna] Class,
here's your next test.
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Try to keep up.
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You didn't have to go
all Mary Poppins.
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You know,
we could've taken the subway.
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[laughs]
Where's the fun
in that?
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Hey, Mary,
I know I'm the new guy here,
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but what did Zatanna mean
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when she said that
you're still thinking too much
like a superhero?
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Oh, that. See,
I used to be a superhero,
called Sergeant...
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Mmm, never mind.
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I was on the covert team,
so you wouldn't
have heard of me.
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But I had the power,
or a third of the power,
anyway of...
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[sighs] Well...
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I can't actually say it myself.
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[whispering] Shazam!
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[Khalid] Um,
so, what happened?
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I was just a kid.
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I wasn't ready
for power back then.
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I had to give it up.
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[softly] I had to.
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[all screaming]
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[tires screeching]
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That was amazing!
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You know, except for the part
where we nearly hit a bus.
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Why's a school bus out
at this time of night, anyway?
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Eh, buses happen.
[chants spell]
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[Mary] What are we doing here?
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Meeting an old friend.
Someone you all should know.
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[Leroy chirping]
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Nimue Inwudu,
also known as Madame Xanadu,
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-allow me to introduce--
-Your students.
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Traci Thurston,
Mary Bromfield,
and Khalid Nassour.
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Bonsoir, mes amis.
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Madame Xanadu
offers you welcome.
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[Klarion laughing maniacally]
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[Unknown Narrator]
Vandar attacked this new foe.
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[Vandar roaring]
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[Unknown Narrator]
But with a snap
of his fingers...
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[Vandar groaning]
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[Unknown Narrator]
...Klarion the Witch Boy
killed him...
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only to see Vandar rise again.
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Vandar soon realized
he wasn't facing a mortal,
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not even a meta-human mortal.
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This Klarion was something new.
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Or despite appearances,
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something incredibly old.
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Something elemental,
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fundamental...
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to the universe.
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[soft clinking]
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Hello. I wish
to express my appreciation.
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Thank you for being my anchor
on the mortal plane.
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In return, I will provide you
with an appropriate name.
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Let's call you Flaw, shall we?
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Now, Flaw,
if you would kneel.
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[soft scraping]
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There.
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You look absolutely darling.
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Child, what you doing in here?
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And what is that?
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"Child"?
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Hmm. I like it.
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Thank you, sir.
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You have served
a valuable purpose.
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Flaw, please reward
this mortal accordingly.
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Hey! Hey! Stop there.
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Stop right there.
Don't make me shoot!
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[guard groans]
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[chuckles] This new form
looks adorable.
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Still,
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I wonder what these things
look like on the inside.
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[elevator dings]
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Uh, Gar, you got a minute?
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Sure, BD. What's up?
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I figured I should check in
with you.
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As part of my official
den mother gig, like.
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Cool, cool. I'm crash.
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Grand. Eh, except,
you haven't been
going on missions,
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which is fine. Eh...
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But, uh, now you're not
doing your chores either.
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It's not like you, Gar.
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Should I be worried?
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Nah, man. I'm just tired's all.
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But sorry.
I'll get on the chores thing.
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Got you covered.
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[elevator door alarm buzzing]
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So, was that it?
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I, uh, reckon so.
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[buzzing stops]
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[elevator departing]
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[jazz music playing]
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[Khalid] Hey,
where's that music coming from?
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Hmm? Oh.
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From Preservation Hall,
across the street.
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But, Preservation Hall,
isn't that in New Orleans?
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Of course.
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[Thirteen] Whoa.
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[music continues playing]
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We entered through
the Harlem door.
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Madame Xanadu's parlor
is actually in New Orleans,
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but it has doors
the world over,
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all leading here.
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This "parlor"
looks more like a tourist trap.
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[Madame Xanadu] It was, once.
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But now...
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[inhales]
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You okay?
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Madame Xanadu
is a seeker of secrets
and a keeper of knowledge.
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For years, her natural gifts
lay dormant and forgotten.
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She was a charlatan, a poser,
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until an encounter with
Kent Nelson and Abra Kadabra
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inspired her to become what
she had long claimed to be.
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The greatest seer
and medium on Earth.
255
00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:50,050
[gasps] Whoa.
256
00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:52,140
Kent Nelson?
257
00:14:52,220 --> 00:14:53,890
I assume you know
why we're here.
258
00:14:53,970 --> 00:14:58,230
Powerful mystic pulse
felt all around the world, yes?
259
00:14:58,310 --> 00:15:00,020
I've lost track of it,
260
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:03,810
but I can send you
to the last known location
of its locus.
261
00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:04,900
Perfect.
262
00:15:05,860 --> 00:15:07,030
[softly] Hmm.
263
00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:10,450
[chanting spell]
264
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:14,990
That should get you there.
265
00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:18,790
-[clears throat]
-Whoops. Sorry.
266
00:15:18,870 --> 00:15:20,080
[chanting spell]
267
00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:23,830
[scoffs] Really?
268
00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:26,500
Favors don't keep
the lights on.
269
00:15:26,590 --> 00:15:28,090
Thank you, Nimue.
270
00:15:28,170 --> 00:15:31,180
Of course.
Now, please, be careful, Z.
271
00:15:31,260 --> 00:15:34,680
I haven't felt a chaotic energy
like that in this lifetime.
272
00:15:47,190 --> 00:15:48,110
[Thirteen gasps]
273
00:15:57,870 --> 00:16:03,210
[Unknown Narrator]
For 300 days
and 300 nights,
274
00:16:03,290 --> 00:16:08,750
Klarion killed Vandar
in 300 different ways.
275
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,670
And every time,
276
00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:14,130
Vandar rose again.
277
00:16:14,220 --> 00:16:19,180
Until, finally,
the Witch Boy grew
intrigued enough to stop.
278
00:16:19,260 --> 00:16:21,520
Each was a revelation
to the other.
279
00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:26,650
Klarion learned that mortals
had the potential to interest
and engage him.
280
00:16:26,730 --> 00:16:30,070
And Vandar learned of
the Lords of Chaos and Order
281
00:16:30,150 --> 00:16:31,900
that helped govern the cosmos.
282
00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:35,780
Vandar did not yet know
what use he could make
of this entity.
283
00:16:35,860 --> 00:16:39,160
But seeing
a valuable potential asset
284
00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:42,540
and not being one to let
an opportunity slip away,
285
00:16:42,620 --> 00:16:46,290
Vandar was certain
he would think of something.
286
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:53,920
Still, the priority
was to stop Klarion
from murdering his people.
287
00:16:54,010 --> 00:16:58,970
Unfortunately,
the Witch Boy balked
at any restriction, asking,
288
00:16:59,050 --> 00:17:01,010
"Why would I listen to you?"
289
00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:04,980
"Give me 1,000 years,
and I'll show you why.
290
00:17:05,060 --> 00:17:10,270
Meet me right back here
in this village
called Atlantis."
291
00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:14,490
"All right.
I'll play, for now."
292
00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:22,080
Holy moly!
293
00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:25,460
Who would do this? And why?
294
00:17:25,540 --> 00:17:27,460
Some kind of ritual killings?
295
00:17:27,540 --> 00:17:28,830
I don't think so.
296
00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:31,170
It reminds me
of first-year medical school.
297
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:32,960
An anatomy lesson.
298
00:17:33,050 --> 00:17:34,510
I think you're right, Khalid.
299
00:17:34,590 --> 00:17:36,840
Something inhuman did this.
300
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:39,180
Something that wanted
to know how we tick.
301
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,180
[both] What did you do?
302
00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:45,060
[meows]
303
00:17:45,140 --> 00:17:47,060
Yes, I know we
shouldn't have stopped
to torture those hummingbirds,
304
00:17:47,140 --> 00:17:49,730
but it seemed like a fun idea
at the time.
305
00:17:49,810 --> 00:17:51,060
[chanting spell]
306
00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:56,360
[Klarion] Oh, no.
I'm not falling for that again.
307
00:17:56,450 --> 00:18:00,030
Took me 16 days to get out
of that tower last time.
308
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:01,490
I won't get stuck,
309
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:04,160
and I won't stand still
for what you got planned.
310
00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:05,540
[chants spell]
311
00:18:05,620 --> 00:18:08,170
-What do we do?
-Pool your energies into me.
312
00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:09,420
Power of Zeus!
313
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:13,670
[Zatanna groans]
314
00:18:18,050 --> 00:18:19,130
[all groaning]
315
00:18:19,220 --> 00:18:21,600
No more ankhs.
No more meddling.
316
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:23,430
You all die today!
317
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:43,200
Hey! What do you think
you're doing?
318
00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:44,990
Giving as good as I get!
319
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:47,620
-Strength of Hercules!
-[Klarion groans]
320
00:18:52,420 --> 00:18:55,090
[in childish voice]
You would strike a little boy?
321
00:18:55,170 --> 00:18:57,670
With his own evil power?
Damn straight.
322
00:18:57,760 --> 00:18:59,470
You want my power?
323
00:18:59,550 --> 00:19:02,220
You can't handle my power!
324
00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:03,300
[groaning]
325
00:19:04,050 --> 00:19:05,100
[chanting spell]
326
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:07,810
-[grunts]
-[groaning]
327
00:19:07,890 --> 00:19:10,560
Ah! Tangles.
328
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:13,900
-[Teekl meows]
-Tingles. Tingles.
They knew I meant Tingles.
329
00:19:13,980 --> 00:19:15,820
Khalid, the cat is his anchor!
330
00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:16,980
[chanting spell]
331
00:19:17,070 --> 00:19:18,110
[Teekl whimpers]
332
00:19:19,860 --> 00:19:23,410
Your type
always goes for the cat!
333
00:19:23,490 --> 00:19:24,580
[Klarion growling]
334
00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:28,500
[grunting]
335
00:19:29,660 --> 00:19:30,910
[chanting spell]
336
00:19:32,790 --> 00:19:34,000
[groans softly]
337
00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:42,260
This will do.
338
00:19:43,090 --> 00:19:44,680
[smacks lips]
339
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:47,260
I can taste him here.
340
00:19:47,350 --> 00:19:48,970
Tastes like...
[smacks lips]
341
00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:51,230
disappointment.
342
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,020
[meows]
343
00:19:58,730 --> 00:20:00,320
[chanting spell, choking]
344
00:20:01,110 --> 00:20:02,610
[both choking]
345
00:20:03,530 --> 00:20:04,620
[grunts, chokes]
346
00:20:12,540 --> 00:20:13,670
[all gasping]
347
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,130
[hisses]
348
00:20:18,630 --> 00:20:20,960
If you would oblige me, please.
349
00:20:23,550 --> 00:20:24,590
[clinking]
350
00:20:29,470 --> 00:20:33,890
[Klarions] Aw, not her!
Of all the ones to send.
351
00:20:33,980 --> 00:20:34,980
[Klarion groans]
352
00:20:35,060 --> 00:20:38,110
No, no, no, not now!
353
00:20:38,190 --> 00:20:39,270
[gasping]
354
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:45,200
Dang it. I wanted to
finish off these kids.
355
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:47,660
Sorry to split, losers,
356
00:20:47,740 --> 00:20:50,660
but I got other figs to fry.
357
00:20:50,740 --> 00:20:51,910
[meows]
358
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,790
They knew what I meant!
359
00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:56,540
[chitters softly]
360
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:04,930
[Unknown Narrator]
Thus, the threat of
the Chaos Lord was delayed.
361
00:21:07,510 --> 00:21:09,010
But not dismissed.
362
00:21:11,180 --> 00:21:12,640
Yet, in that moment,
363
00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:16,690
a bond was forged
between an immortal mortal
364
00:21:16,770 --> 00:21:21,690
and one of the cosmos's
elemental entities.
365
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,490
Come now, Stranger,
366
00:21:23,570 --> 00:21:26,660
why do you tell me
what I already know?
367
00:21:26,740 --> 00:21:28,820
To remind you
368
00:21:28,910 --> 00:21:31,700
of what must not be forgotten.
369
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:34,620
Damn you
and your enigmatic musings.
370
00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:40,500
For once,
say what you came here
to... say.
371
00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:48,760
[laser blasts
and dramatic music playing
in video on cell phone]
372
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:50,300
[munching]
373
00:21:58,480 --> 00:21:59,770
[Tork] Lieutenant Der'Chow,
374
00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:02,070
reroute power
to the command console,
375
00:22:02,150 --> 00:22:04,400
and use the last
of our beryllium crystals
to boost our tazer-beams.
376
00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:06,570
We may be a billion lightyears
from home
377
00:22:06,650 --> 00:22:08,610
and stuck in the middle
of a Klamulon Civil War,
378
00:22:08,700 --> 00:22:11,620
but the crew of the Engager
does not know how to quit!
379
00:22:11,700 --> 00:22:13,290
We'll get Captain Bender back
380
00:22:13,370 --> 00:22:15,790
and take down that
zombie-cyborg-Ensign-Valiant.
381
00:22:15,870 --> 00:22:17,750
'Cause, face it,
382
00:22:17,830 --> 00:22:20,250
I didn't journey
all the way from Mars
only to cut and run.
383
00:22:20,330 --> 00:22:24,340
And I bet you didn't trade
an easy life on Klamulon-Prime
just to bail, either.
384
00:22:24,420 --> 00:22:26,130
Doesn't matter
how many friends we've lost
385
00:22:26,210 --> 00:22:27,970
or how many ships
they throw at us,
386
00:22:28,050 --> 00:22:29,340
we don't give up on the mission
387
00:22:29,430 --> 00:22:31,050
and we don't give up
on each other!
388
00:22:31,140 --> 00:22:32,930
Now, fire tazer-one!
389
00:22:33,010 --> 00:22:34,060
[tazer-fire]
390
00:22:35,140 --> 00:22:36,220
[Engager whooshing]
391
00:22:47,150 --> 00:22:48,240
[dramatic music swells]
392
00:22:51,030 --> 00:22:52,070
[explosion]
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