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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 -== [ www.OpenSubtitles.org ] ==- 2 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:32,160 The Lombardo deposition's been moved to Thursday. 3 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:34,720 Bankstead needs you to file the briefs on Himmelstein. 4 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:37,360 Your fiancee wants to sign off on the new draft of the vows. 5 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:39,040 Yes... No... Well, whatever she wants. 6 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:42,360 OK. You got the continuance on Petramco Oil. 7 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:45,240 Mark says we'll have to redraft the Olsen petition... 8 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:47,640 and the caterers suggest adding seafood to the buffet. 9 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:48,840 What kind of seafood? 10 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:50,160 Shellfish, I believe. 11 00:00:51,160 --> 00:00:52,400 They could circulate more canapes. 12 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:53,640 No. It's fine. 13 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:55,160 Tell David it's only a reply brief. 14 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:57,000 Have Pickering handle the Petramco deposition... 15 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:59,680 and find that Oklahoma precedent in Himmelstein. 16 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:03,720 And tell that furniture guy my desktop should be burl... 17 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:06,000 Antique burl with a satin finish. 18 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:07,400 Got it. 19 00:01:22,320 --> 00:01:25,360 Charlie, this is unbelievable. 20 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:29,280 Wow. This place is big enough to drive a car around in, huh? 21 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:31,200 Boy, look at this view. 22 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:33,120 - Yeah, I know. - Wow. 23 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:34,560 Look at this. What have you got here? 24 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:37,480 - That's not mine. - Oh, I see. 25 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:39,680 - Hey, how you doing? - Yeah, there they go. 26 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:42,080 - Man, when did you get in here? - Couple days ago. 27 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:44,440 Wow. What was it, a wedding present? 28 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:47,120 No. They made me partner. 29 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:49,840 That's great. That's even better, huh? 30 00:01:49,880 --> 00:01:51,760 - Thank you very much. - You got the big desk. 31 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:53,320 Why don't you... 32 00:01:53,360 --> 00:01:55,840 Oh, well, yes, of course. 33 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:01,200 And another thing, Higgins! You're fired! 34 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:05,160 I had a pretty good audition, too. 35 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:07,800 Some big agents. They really like me, Charlie. 36 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:09,840 You didn't do your Mafia thing? 37 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:12,920 This is one of my favorite scenes... 38 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:14,800 from "Blood in the Family." 39 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:26,640 Hello, Tony. 40 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:30,160 Well, I came by because I needed to talk to you... 41 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,000 because I love her. 42 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:34,960 I'm not so sure that you can understand that. 43 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:38,200 So that's the way it's gonna be, huh? 44 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:41,080 You're gonna put Moe on me and Sal on me? 45 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:44,000 Yeah, well, come on. Give it to me, Moe, Sal. 46 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:46,360 Come on, you guys are good at that, huh? 47 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:47,680 Come on! 48 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:57,080 Why shouldn't I do the Mafia thing? 49 00:02:57,120 --> 00:02:59,040 - You shouldn't, Charlie. - It's good. 50 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:21,760 I loved her, Tony. 51 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:27,800 It was good. 52 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:30,080 Tiffany's gonna be here any second for lunch. 53 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:32,000 I want to go over the bachelor party. 54 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:34,320 - What? - The bachelor party. 55 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:35,560 "Official Duties of the Best Man." 56 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:37,040 This thing is hilarious. 57 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:39,000 I have to provide you with shelter... 58 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:40,640 and I have to meet your emotional needs... 59 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:42,640 leading up to the nuptials. 60 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:44,800 Hello, Ricky. 61 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:46,160 Oh, hello, Tiffany. 62 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:49,360 I gotta say you are already looking... 63 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:52,160 And with so few days to go... 64 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:54,400 I think you're peaking at just the right moment. 65 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:56,960 - Thank you. - Too soon to kiss the bride? 66 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:00,400 Yeah, I think we should wait. 67 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:01,720 - Charles. - Yeah. 68 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:03,120 If you don't decide on a boutonniere... 69 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:05,120 they won't be able to make them in time. 70 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:07,720 That means there aren't going to be any boutonnieres. 71 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:09,320 That means I'm going to relate to you... 72 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:11,280 in a way that Dr. Pearlstein told us to avoid. 73 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:13,120 - Right, right. - Don't want that. 74 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:16,360 - Could we... - Sorry. Want some privacy? 75 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:17,520 Go ahead. 76 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:22,040 I'm really very worried about this, Charles. 77 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:24,760 Darling, I have known Richard since I was nine years old. 78 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:26,960 He's not the most tactful guy in the world... 79 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,400 but he's decent and reliable... 80 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:31,800 and he won't ruin the most important day of our lives. 81 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:41,560 OK, OK, he may not be totally reliable... 82 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:42,720 but he is thoughtful. 83 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:44,960 Well, he can be thoughtful. 84 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:47,800 Look, he's my oldest friend in the world... 85 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:49,840 and I really want him to be my best man. 86 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:52,280 - My father hates him. - I'll deal with your father. 87 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:54,640 - Yes, sir. - Hi, Daddy. 88 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:57,000 - Follow me! - Yes, sir. Right away. 89 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,320 Go get 'em. 90 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:01,480 Paradise Bluff? Excuse me, sir. 91 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:03,680 I need you there by eight o'clock tomorrow morning. 92 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:05,280 And where is that, exactly? 93 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:07,640 Nevada. Some pathetic little cow town. 94 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:11,080 My wife's cousin got indicted for fraud. 95 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:14,120 The guy's a creep, but Edna's got this family thing. 96 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:16,320 So, what, you want me to defend him, sir? 97 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:17,960 No, Tuttle, a continuance. 98 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,160 You'll be in and out in five minutes. 99 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:22,600 With the wedding and all, sir... 100 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:25,080 there's the caterer, the band, the boutonnieres... 101 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:27,880 Screw the boutonnieres. I need this to go away. 102 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:30,760 It's a family matter, and you're family now. 103 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:33,440 Listen, Ricky, I hate to tell you this... 104 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:34,640 but something's come up. 105 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:36,680 I really can't do that bachelor party now. 106 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:39,160 - What? - I got to go out of town. 107 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:41,880 - Where? - Paradise Bluff, Nevada. 108 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:43,320 But the bachelor party is tonight. 109 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:45,360 That's what I'm saying. We can't do the bachelor party. 110 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:47,320 - Oh, Charlie, come on. - I know. 111 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:48,880 I planned a whole... 112 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:50,480 a whole bachelor party. 113 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:52,200 We'll do something after the honeymoon. 114 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:53,640 That's not the same. 115 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:55,120 Look, do you want me to throw you a party? 116 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:56,880 - Sure, I do. - Really? 117 00:05:56,920 --> 00:05:58,760 'Cause I need to know that. 118 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:00,480 Yes, please, throw me a party. 119 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:01,640 I gotta go. 120 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:00,080 For he's a jolly good fellow 121 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:01,920 For he's a jolly good fellow 122 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:05,240 For he's a jolly good fellow 123 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:07,440 Which nobody can deny 124 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:11,360 What's going on? 125 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:13,360 It's your bachelor party! 126 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:15,560 Who are these guys? 127 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:17,160 They're from my acting class. 128 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:20,120 Please, I can't... 129 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:22,400 Come on. We drove halfway across the desert. 130 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:24,560 We drove like hell to beat you here. 131 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:27,760 Come on, Charlie. If it weren't for me... 132 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:29,680 all you'd ever do is work. One drink. 133 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:36,440 Hi, boys. 134 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:38,640 We'll have a pitcher of beer and B-52's all around. 135 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:39,800 I'll have a Chivas, please. 136 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:41,160 He'll have a Chivas. 137 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:45,640 What the heck? I'm having one, too. 138 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:46,920 Everybody have one, huh? 139 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:49,040 - We're out of Chivas. - What? 140 00:07:49,080 --> 00:07:50,920 You're out? You're a bar. 141 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:53,640 How about a Manhattan? 142 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:54,960 Yeah, sure. 143 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:58,080 Do you want a Manhattan or a Paradise Manhattan? 144 00:07:58,120 --> 00:07:59,240 I like the sound of that. 145 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:02,080 Give my friend a Paradise Manhattan! 146 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:03,400 OK, OK, OK! 147 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:05,360 Shots and suds for the rest? 148 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:06,920 Yes, please. Thank you very much. 149 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:13,720 Hey, Jim, you know how to make a Manhattan? 150 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:18,600 That's just great. 151 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:43,000 You know what? This might be the best Manhattan I've ever... 152 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:44,080 You know what it is? 153 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:46,640 No, I'll tell you. It's unusual. 154 00:08:46,680 --> 00:08:48,680 That's what... We should get some more of these. 155 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:49,840 You want another one? 156 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:52,400 I think we could handle, you know, another one... 157 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:53,840 real soon. 158 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:56,040 Yeah. Whoo! Party's on, huh? 159 00:08:57,480 --> 00:08:58,920 I said, "Bullshit. 160 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:00,160 "You either testify... 161 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:01,960 "or I'm gonna drag your ass into court with a subpoena." 162 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,400 I'll take care of this. 163 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,760 God, I really hate this, don't you? 164 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:16,680 This whole ritual. 165 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:19,280 What do I say that doesn't make me some jerk... 166 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:20,920 just trying to pick up on you? 167 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:26,640 You know what I miss? 168 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:28,840 TV. 169 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:32,320 Just lying on a sofa with someone, watching TV. 170 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:35,680 Popcorn, blanket... 171 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:37,720 Sometimes I think that intercourse is overrated. 172 00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:39,120 You know? 173 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:40,520 'Cause I'm a hugger. 174 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:44,280 I can hug, I can kiss all day long. 175 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:48,120 This isn't quite it. 176 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:49,880 It's good, though. 177 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:51,800 I don't know. Maybe a little sweeter. 178 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,400 Jackpot! 179 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:56,680 That's my slot machine. 180 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:58,360 Hey, no one was playing it. Back off. 181 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:00,800 I just quit to take a piss. 182 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:05,480 Hey, easy. Maybe I can be of some help here. 183 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:07,440 I hate being the one to tell you... 184 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:10,120 but the law is on his side. 185 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:12,320 Prior use of the machine... 186 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:15,760 is not determinative of possessory interest. 187 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:16,880 Are you a lawyer? 188 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:22,320 Did you see that? 189 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:24,920 Aggravated assault! 190 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:26,880 That's four years in the state pen! 191 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:35,600 Aw, Charlie, I'm so sorry, man. 192 00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:36,920 Yeah, don't forget. 193 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:38,880 Give him one of these every three hours. 194 00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:40,160 Yeah, OK. I'm not gonna forget. 195 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:41,280 Hey, we gotta go. 196 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:43,440 Yeah, OK, all right. You guys take it easy. 197 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:45,080 - Drink a lot of coffee. - Later, man. 198 00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:49,040 Court tomorrow. 199 00:10:50,560 --> 00:10:52,120 Just a continuance. 200 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:54,800 I know it's just a continuance, but the doctor said... 201 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:58,080 Come on, Charlie, will you lay back? 202 00:10:58,120 --> 00:11:00,240 Look, we'll see how you're feeling tomorrow morning. 203 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:03,280 Remember, you gotta take three of these every three hours. 204 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:05,400 All right? 205 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:07,920 I'm leaving them there. 206 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,480 I set the alarm for you. 207 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,520 Charlie, how you feeling, man? It's almost nine. 208 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:47,560 Don Fernando has many cattle. 209 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:50,520 What? 210 00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:56,120 Are these all the women of your tribe? 211 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:05,160 Buddy? 212 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:18,920 OK, Charlie, we're here. 213 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:21,840 You can't work today. 214 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:25,040 No, I can, I can. 215 00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:30,720 You should do it for me. 216 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:32,880 Why don't I just go and explain? 217 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:37,200 Whitfield will know. 218 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:39,760 What? 219 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:42,360 I can't tell Whitfield about the bar fight. 220 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:44,280 - I know, I know. - This is my whole life! 221 00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:45,440 My career! 222 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:50,760 Move! 223 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:53,520 OK, come on, we'll rehearse it again, huh? 224 00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:55,040 All right, say it with me. 225 00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:57,440 - Your Honor. - My honor. 226 00:12:57,480 --> 00:12:58,800 - My client. - Your client. 227 00:12:58,840 --> 00:13:00,440 - My client! - My client. 228 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,320 Your Honor, my client requests... 229 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:04,720 Client, my honor requests. 230 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:25,200 Your Honor, my client requests a continuance. 231 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:34,880 Tuttle? 232 00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:40,920 - I'm Benny Gibbs. - How you doin'? 233 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:42,160 Appreciate you taking my case. 234 00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:46,960 Why don't we sit down? 235 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:50,360 Kit-Kat? 236 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:51,600 No, thank you. 237 00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:54,760 It's chocolate. I'm a little nervous. 238 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:55,880 What are my chances? 239 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,480 Well, I... 240 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:01,920 They're good. Excellent. 241 00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:04,960 You done many of these? 242 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:08,480 Well, I'm just filling in for today. 243 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:10,640 Yeah, we're gonna get you an expert... 244 00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:12,320 in your particular area of crime... 245 00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:13,840 for the actual trial. 246 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:27,720 Mr. Tuttle. 247 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:35,600 Are you ready to proceed? 248 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:38,480 Yes, sir, I'm ready to proceed. 249 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:44,720 So proceed, proceed. 250 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:46,280 Right, of course. 251 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:51,920 Your Honor, my client requests a continuance. 252 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:54,120 OK with me. OK with you, counselor? 253 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:55,800 No, Your Honor. 254 00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:57,680 No more delays, please. 255 00:14:57,680 --> 00:14:59,640 Eight counts of fraud in the last ten years. 256 00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:01,760 Mr. Gibbs has yet to spend one night in jail. 257 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,320 He hires these big-city lawyers... 258 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:05,440 who think they can waltz in here and play games. 259 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:07,520 The people come here prepared for trial. 260 00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:08,960 All right, then. 261 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,360 Request is denied. 262 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:13,320 We'll go ahead as planned. 263 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:16,040 Jury selection begins at two o'clock. 264 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:20,360 Well, if it isn't the hugger. 265 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,800 You what? 266 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:30,920 How could you do that? 267 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:32,560 Well, what was I supposed to do? 268 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,360 You were passed out on the floor. 269 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:35,880 You said you were me? 270 00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:37,760 It was just one line. 271 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:40,320 It was a walk-on, Charlie. 272 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:42,600 Do you know what this means? Do you know what you've done? 273 00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:43,760 You were lying there, man. 274 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:46,480 I was trying to cover your ass. 275 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:48,280 Why don't you just go and explain? 276 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:50,920 Explain what? That I was in a bar fight... 277 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,960 and that you represented a client of the firm's... 278 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,720 in a court of law... 279 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:58,200 in front of a judge? 280 00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:00,840 You... That's a felony, Richard. 281 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:03,720 No, that's one, two, three... That's four. 282 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:06,600 That's four felonies. That's fraud... 283 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:08,440 that's conspiracy to commit fraud... 284 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:10,120 that's obstruction of justice. 285 00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:16,240 Hey, can we get some water here? 286 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:19,760 Hey, you OK? 287 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:21,120 He needs some water. 288 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:23,080 No, he needs a paper bag. Lloyd, give me a bag. 289 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:24,280 Come on, Charlie, relax. 290 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:25,880 Calm down, sweetie. 291 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:28,760 Breathe, breathe. OK. Just calm down. 292 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:30,880 Everything's OK. Here you go. 293 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:33,560 OK, OK, OK, just breathe. 294 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:34,760 Calm down. 295 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,160 In and out. 296 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:37,800 In and out. Just breathe. 297 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,440 There you go. 298 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:46,800 That's it, sweetie. Just breathe. 299 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:48,960 Feel better? 300 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:51,480 Good. 301 00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:52,640 Oh, thank you. 302 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:57,040 No problem, but it's decaf from now on, OK? 303 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:01,760 Haven't I seen you somewhere before? 304 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:04,680 Boy, that Manhattan must have really worked. 305 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:05,960 I'm the hotel waitress. 306 00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:08,440 Remember? 307 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:09,800 So, what's your name? 308 00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:16,000 Yeah. His name is Richard. It's Richard Rjetti. 309 00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:18,880 Nice name. 310 00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:20,600 I'm Billie. 311 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:21,800 Billie Tyler. 312 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:24,080 Feel better, OK? 313 00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:25,560 Yeah, thank you. 314 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:32,680 You're just lying in general now? 315 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:34,120 No, no. That's it, Charlie. 316 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:35,720 If I'm you, you can be me. 317 00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:38,560 You're Richard Rjetti, another lawyer. 318 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,880 Come with me to court. We'll straighten this thing out. 319 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,000 I gotta be you? 320 00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:46,720 It's a special assignment, very hush-hush... 321 00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:47,880 but I'm leaving you in good hands. 322 00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:50,800 My associate here is also an expert in deceit. 323 00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:53,240 - Fraud. - That, too. 324 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,160 Are you ready to proceed with jury selection? 325 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,360 We are. 326 00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:01,640 Good afternoon, Mrs. Sussex, correct? 327 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:05,200 Mrs. Sussex, have you ever purchased any items by mail? 328 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:07,120 Mr. Tuttle? 329 00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:10,920 Who's he? I have only you listed on defense. 330 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:15,440 He's my associate, Your Honor... Richard Rjetti. 331 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:21,680 I have no pro hoc vice petition for a Richard Rjetti. 332 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,320 Your Honor, may I approach? 333 00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:25,520 Why don't you? 334 00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:27,560 And bring your bar card, Mr. Rjetti. 335 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:36,680 Now, Mr. Rjetti. 336 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:41,920 Your Honor, I wasn't aware that an assistant needed a bar card. 337 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,720 Assistant? You said "associate." 338 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:45,440 - No, I didn't. - Yes, you did. 339 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:49,960 "Associate." 340 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:53,800 Well, the lady says "associate." 341 00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:58,200 I apologize, Your Honor. I misspoke. 342 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:01,400 Why is his assistant voir direing the jury? 343 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,680 Sit down, Mr. Rjetti. 344 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:15,880 Your Honor... 345 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:22,600 Proceed, Mr. Tuttle. 346 00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:41,080 Uh, Mrs. Sussex, wasn't it? 347 00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:43,920 Yes, OK, Mrs. Sussex. 348 00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:48,480 Uh, state your name, please. 349 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:51,200 - Virginia Sussex. - A little louder, please. 350 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:53,520 And remember that you're under oath. 351 00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:55,560 - I am? - Mr. Tuttle. 352 00:19:56,640 --> 00:20:00,120 Well, let's just say that you're in a court of law. 353 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:03,360 Virginia Sussex! 354 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,520 Good. Good. Very good. 355 00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:08,640 OK, Mrs. Sussex... Virginia. 356 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:11,640 What qualifications do you feel you have for jury duty? 357 00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:17,400 Ha! Crackerjack! 358 00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:19,800 She thinks she's up against Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee... 359 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:22,520 you throw them off balance and then... kapow! 360 00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:25,080 So... what's our kapow? 361 00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:30,480 You want to share our kapow with our client? 362 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:32,880 Everything's under control, Mr. Gibbs. 363 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:34,960 Why don't you go get a cup of coffee? 364 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,000 See you back here in say half an hour. 365 00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:38,800 OK, excellent! 366 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:40,240 We're in good shape here. 367 00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:43,120 Just kidding, right? 368 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:44,600 We're not really in good shape. 369 00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:48,600 'Cause they think that I'm the lawyer now. 370 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:50,600 So I have to keep being the lawyer? 371 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:54,480 How the heck am I going to keep being the lawyer? 372 00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:59,160 Mr. Tuttle and his assistant are here to see you. 373 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:01,200 Um, tell them I... 374 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:02,760 Send them in. 375 00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:03,880 Thank you. 376 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:10,640 If you're here for a plea bargain, forget it. 377 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:14,200 Don't be so hasty, Miss Gardner. Hear us out. 378 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:16,840 Mr. Tuttle, didn't you have to call your office? 379 00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:18,120 - My office? - Mm-hmm. 380 00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:19,920 Call my... Oh, God, yes! 381 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:22,640 Oh, no. Miss Gardner, can I use your phone? 382 00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,320 Yeah, Irene... 383 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:37,120 Richard, I have to take this. 384 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:39,360 You and Miss Gardner can handle the Gibbs matter. 385 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:42,480 Tell the guy at Ford if I don't have the retainer by Friday... 386 00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:44,240 I'm representing Chrysler, and we'll see them in court! 387 00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:48,520 Miss Gardner, Mr. Tuttle realizes, as I'm sure you do... 388 00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:51,600 that the case could drag on for days, weeks even. 389 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:54,680 Excuse me, you were the one... 390 00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:56,800 that was practicing law without a license, right? 391 00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:01,080 I'm as familiar with this case as Mr. Tuttle is. 392 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:03,440 That's true. I'm just filling in for a sick colleague. 393 00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:07,600 Irene, send a muffin basket to Jacoby at Cedars Sinai. 394 00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:09,840 Oh, I don't know... Twelve, thirteen hundred dollars. 395 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:11,120 I understand. 396 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,480 Yeah, he's Jacoby's assistant. He knows the case. 397 00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:16,720 You two go ahead. Work it out. 398 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:23,920 What is your offer, Mr. Tuttle? I have a meeting in ten minutes. 399 00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:25,320 Hold my calls, Irene. 400 00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:28,880 Well, we want to be fair... 401 00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:31,200 Fair? And what do you think is fair... 402 00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:34,200 for a man who's been preying on the sick, elderly, and poor? 403 00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:35,840 Well... 404 00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:39,280 Six... years. 405 00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:40,600 The maximum's five. 406 00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:43,600 I know that. 407 00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:46,160 You asked me what I thought would be fair. 408 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:48,680 If my client were guilty, which he isn't. 409 00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:51,640 But if he was... bottom line... 410 00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:55,880 six... weeks. 411 00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:59,680 Though I'm pretty open at this point. 412 00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:04,360 I really hate this stuff, don't you? 413 00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:06,520 You're on one side, I'm on another. 414 00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:09,720 I mean, can't we get around this law thing? 415 00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:12,600 - You're touching me. - Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. 416 00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:14,680 That's what I'm talking about. There's this barrier. 417 00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:16,640 We can't even have human contact. 418 00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:19,880 Can't we work this out like two very mature adults? 419 00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:22,240 You tell me... 420 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:25,160 what would you like to see happen here? 421 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:29,480 I would like to see you turn and walk out of my office. 422 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:35,960 Hundreds upon hundreds of unsuspecting consumers... 423 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:40,200 paid 17.99 for a copper engraving... 424 00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:42,960 of the great emancipator Abraham Lincoln. 425 00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:46,320 For their $17.99... 426 00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:48,800 plus taxes, plus shipping and handling... 427 00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:53,200 this, ladies and gentlemen, is what they got. 428 00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:55,440 A penny. 429 00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:58,560 Now, common sense... 430 00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:01,960 and the laws of the state of Nevada will tell you... 431 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,560 this is fraud. 432 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:08,280 And the people will prove that that man... 433 00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:09,720 Benny Gibbs... 434 00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:12,280 is a master at it. 435 00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:14,520 Mr. Whitfield, sir, I'm coming home. 436 00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:17,200 Well, because it's gone straight to trial... 437 00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:18,640 and I'm getting married on Sunday. 438 00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:21,360 Maybe you can get somebody else to... 439 00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:24,040 What, defend him? No, sir, it's not that easy. 440 00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:27,800 He doesn't appear to have the highest level of... 441 00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:29,720 well, uh, innocence. 442 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:32,240 No, neither do the rest of our clients. 443 00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:33,680 I understand that... 444 00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:37,360 Yes, that is why I went to law school. I... 445 00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:42,560 No, I am not... I am not scared of a chicken-shit little trial. 446 00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:43,720 I'm... 447 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,120 He hung up. 448 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:20,120 You know, you plan, you work, you build... 449 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,040 and then whammo! 450 00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:23,800 One moment, one tiny moment... 451 00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:25,680 one split second of indiscretion. 452 00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:28,480 - God, this is all my fault. - No shit. 453 00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:29,960 Why is this my fault? 454 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,960 I was trying to help! 455 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,240 Pull over again. 456 00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:36,600 Hey, listen... 457 00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:39,480 how about you just write me some lines? 458 00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:41,840 Tell me what to say, I'll play the shit out of it. 459 00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:43,360 Three years of law school... 460 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:45,120 two years of clerking for a federal judge. 461 00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:46,360 You think you can fake that? 462 00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:47,960 Yeah. You remember when I did "Inherit the Wind..." 463 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,840 at that church in Cerritos? 464 00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:53,320 "He who inherits the dust shall inherit..." 465 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,920 Oh, man, how's that line go again? 466 00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:00,200 "He who inherits..." 467 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,960 Come on, Charlie. I promise. We'll figure something out. 468 00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:07,320 It's not just something, Ricky. It's a defense. 469 00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:09,840 You think you can figure out a whole defense? 470 00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,200 What about mistaken identity? 471 00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:24,960 We find the real defrauder. 472 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,720 He is the real defrauder. 473 00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:28,600 Right. 474 00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:29,760 Damn. 475 00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:34,000 Howdy, ma'am. 476 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:37,840 OK, how about this? 477 00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:39,200 Immunity. 478 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:42,280 We structure a deal wherein Gibbs will work with the feds. 479 00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:43,800 They'll use his inside knowledge... 480 00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:45,600 to expose other con men throughout the nation. 481 00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:47,320 "Wherein"? 482 00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:48,960 Did you actually say "wherein"? 483 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,440 Well, what do you think? 484 00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:54,560 I think it is the most staggeringly idiotic idea... 485 00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:57,320 I have ever heard in my whole life. 486 00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:01,240 I can't talk to you anymore. 487 00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:15,160 Charlie... that's it. 488 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,320 - What? - That's our defense. 489 00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:19,400 A Twinkie? 490 00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:24,400 It's right here, Charlie... People vs. White, 1981. 491 00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:25,960 They argued temporary insanity... 492 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,800 because White ate Twinkies the day he killed those guys. 493 00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:30,040 He had a sugar high! 494 00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:31,200 That was different. 495 00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:33,360 Dan White committed a single act of violence... 496 00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:34,720 in a fit of rage. 497 00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:37,160 Our client has been systematically bilking people... 498 00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:38,760 for over forty years. 499 00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:39,960 So? 500 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,800 So it's not the same thing. 501 00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:46,480 No one gets a sugar high and commits mail fraud. 502 00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:49,040 This shit is cumulative. It builds up in your system. 503 00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:51,680 Let's say you eat two of these things a day for forty years. 504 00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:53,280 Where's all that sugar gonna go? 505 00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:55,040 It's stored in your fat cells, man! 506 00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:56,280 It gets released. 507 00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:58,800 Drip, drip, drip, you're like a morphine addict. 508 00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:01,320 All right, just follow me a minute here. 509 00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:03,920 Benjamin Gibbs is a junkie. 510 00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:05,760 He's chemically dependent... 511 00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:07,760 Wait a minute. Benjamin Gibbs is a victim. 512 00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:08,880 Oh, here we go. 513 00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:11,280 No, no, he's a victim. He's held hostage... 514 00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:13,680 by all the junk food corporations of America... 515 00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:16,880 enduring years of torment in snack food hell. 516 00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:18,400 I want to kill myself. 517 00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:21,320 All right. All right. What else have we got? 518 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,480 We lose. So what if we lose? 519 00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:25,680 It doesn't have to work. 520 00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:27,360 It just has to be a defense. 521 00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:29,840 What if we lose? 522 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:34,160 You want some? 523 00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:43,520 So, all these people are experts? 524 00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:44,840 In varying degrees. 525 00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:46,640 What happens if they don't agree with us? 526 00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:48,960 Trust me, if we pay them, they'll agree with us. 527 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,320 Have you looked at the opening statement yet? 528 00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:51,680 Mm-hmm. It's locked in. 529 00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:54,160 Really? 530 00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:00,960 Your Honor... 531 00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:03,840 ladies and gentlemen of the jury... 532 00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:08,800 Fraud involves deliberate deception... 533 00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:10,080 or trickery. 534 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,120 Now, what does that mean? 535 00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:16,120 Well, simply that the prosecutor must prove... 536 00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:17,520 beyond a reasonable doubt... 537 00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:19,240 that my client Benjamin Gibbs... 538 00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:23,200 intended to commit the crimes of which he's been accused. 539 00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:25,360 But over the next few days... 540 00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:27,880 the defense will prove conclusively... 541 00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:31,240 that Mr. Gibbs never acted with intention... 542 00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:34,840 because of one indisputable fact. 543 00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:40,080 Mr. Gibbs does not have the capacity... 544 00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:42,560 to tell right from wrong... 545 00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:44,960 and through the testimony of a nationally renowned... 546 00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:46,440 psychiatric expert... 547 00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:49,040 we will show that Mr. Gibbs was, in fact... 548 00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:52,640 incapable of normal, rational thought. 549 00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:55,920 And, ladies and gentlemen of the jury... 550 00:29:55,960 --> 00:30:00,840 it's up to you to see that justice is done. 551 00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:05,600 Justice. 552 00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:10,600 You know, whenever I step into a courtroom... 553 00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:12,400 I think of something... 554 00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:15,120 a great law professor of mine once said. 555 00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:21,200 But that can wait for tomorrow. 556 00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:23,320 The important thing to remember... 557 00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:26,600 is that that man over there, Benjamin Matthew Gibbs... 558 00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:28,120 is insane. 559 00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:30,520 Insanity? 560 00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:32,400 Terrific. 561 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:33,880 Yeah, a little improv... 562 00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:36,360 but most of it was yours, and they ate it up. 563 00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:38,200 No more ad libs, Ricky. I mean it. 564 00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:40,680 OK, fine. So, when's our expert coming? 565 00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:42,040 Tomorrow after court. 566 00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:43,640 Assuming we survive court. 567 00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:55,200 Look at that, Charlie. 568 00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:07,760 It's like a dream going by. 569 00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:19,760 Black coffee? 570 00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:21,360 Hang on, Tiff. 571 00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:24,000 Yes, please. Thank you. 572 00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:26,240 So, what do you do anyway? 573 00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:27,400 You bookies? 574 00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:30,000 You eat like bookies. 575 00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:31,160 I'm... 576 00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:33,840 He's a lawyer. 577 00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:35,160 Oh. So, what do you do? 578 00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:38,360 I am an actor. 579 00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:40,800 Wow. 580 00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:44,760 That is, like, the greatest job in the whole world. 581 00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:47,680 I mean, just to be able to change yourself like that. 582 00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:49,480 You must feel so free. 583 00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:54,720 You have to sign that. 584 00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:57,880 Oh! Right. 585 00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:05,120 Think I'll save this. 586 00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:06,960 Might be worth something one day. 587 00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:13,680 You know, folks, at the heart of every trial... 588 00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:14,800 is a performance... 589 00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:17,720 and the heart of every performance... 590 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:19,320 is the truth. 591 00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:21,040 When you walk into the courtroom... 592 00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:22,520 you're the actor... 593 00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:24,120 you're the director, you're the producer... 594 00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:27,760 and if it's going to be a great performance... 595 00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:42,560 It was him. He's the man. 596 00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:44,080 We bought ten of them. 597 00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:47,800 Irma... That's my financial whiz of a wife... 598 00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:49,520 said they'd go up in value... 599 00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:51,200 same as the Bradford Exchange plates. 600 00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:54,920 "Invest now. Two hundred dollars," she says. 601 00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:56,680 Objection, Your Honor. That's hearsay. 602 00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:58,280 Sustained. 603 00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:03,280 Did you go into your savings? 604 00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:05,320 - Into your nest egg? - Objection, Your Honor. 605 00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:07,680 She's leading the witness. 606 00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:09,360 Objection is sustained. 607 00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:14,360 Mr. Crabbit, how much money did you send Mr. Gibbs? 608 00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:17,360 Over two hundred dollars. 609 00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,560 And what did you get for your two hundred dollars? 610 00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:20,800 Ten cents. 611 00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:22,240 Nothing further. 612 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:24,520 Your witness. 613 00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:38,600 The defense has no questions at this time. 614 00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:39,720 You are excused. 615 00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:44,840 This... this is all I got. 616 00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:50,360 Your witness. 617 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:52,760 Does the defense wish to cross-examine? 618 00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:56,800 What the hell is going on here? 619 00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:58,800 Don't you want to ask anything? 620 00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:01,720 He's right. I look stupid. Give me a couple of questions. 621 00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:04,440 Do you wish to cross-examine, Mr. Tuttle? 622 00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:06,120 Yes, I do, Your Honor. 623 00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:07,400 Just a couple of questions. 624 00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:14,120 Hello, Mr. Norman. Can I call you Buck? 625 00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:19,480 Mr. Norman... 626 00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:22,000 what was your impression of Ben Gibbs... 627 00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:23,360 when you first met him? 628 00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:24,480 I... I never met him. 629 00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:32,560 Thank you. 630 00:34:38,240 --> 00:34:40,560 If you had, would you have bought anything from him? 631 00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:43,080 - No. - Is that because he looks crazy? 632 00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:46,200 What? You're saying that he doesn't look crazy? 633 00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:49,320 Right! You can't say he doesn't look crazy, can you, Mr. Norman? 634 00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:50,560 Objection! 635 00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:51,760 Sustained. 636 00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:57,240 Don't you ever, and I mean ever, pull a stunt like that again! 637 00:34:58,720 --> 00:35:01,800 What are you talking about? He was contradicting himself. 638 00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:03,280 I was this far from destroying him! 639 00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:04,440 It made no sense. 640 00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:07,080 Gerry Spence says an attorney must construct his own reality. 641 00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:08,320 Gerry Spence?! 642 00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:09,840 Charlie, the jury loved it. 643 00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:11,760 You're crazy! Nobody in a real courtroom... 644 00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:13,920 falls for that kind of melodramatic garbage! 645 00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:16,160 Hey, man, nice work in there. 646 00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,920 We'd better go. We got a three o'clock with our client. 647 00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:23,280 So, how do you want me to play it with the shrink? 648 00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:25,960 Just be yourself. All he wants to know... 649 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,840 is whether you can tell right from wrong. 650 00:35:28,720 --> 00:35:30,360 Why not put me on the stand? 651 00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:32,920 I can sell the jury anything you want. 652 00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:35,840 That's an interesting approach, Ben. 653 00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:37,800 Could we confer for a moment? 654 00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:39,920 Mr. Gibbs, excuse us for just a second. 655 00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:41,320 What are you doing? 656 00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:42,960 Encouraging our client to perjure himself? 657 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,360 I did not! 658 00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:46,040 There's no way I'm putting Gibbs on the stand. 659 00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:48,200 I know this guy. He's got talent. 660 00:35:48,240 --> 00:35:49,560 If I work with him a little... 661 00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:51,200 maybe he didn't have any criminal intent. 662 00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:54,280 No criminal intent? You an expert on the penal code? 663 00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:57,720 You're an actor! He's a crook. 664 00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:58,880 Hello? 665 00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:01,040 I'm Dr. Brown. 666 00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:06,920 You're jokin'. 667 00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:09,680 - He's a kid. - He has a degree. 668 00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:12,120 In counseling. He's not even a real doctor. 669 00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:15,640 Look, I had a day to find somebody and get them up here. 670 00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:18,040 Wouldn't you feel a little bad if Gibbs went to jail? 671 00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:20,960 No, I wouldn't. He's been swindling people for years. 672 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,280 At least get him a real psychiatrist. 673 00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:25,680 Listen to me. Dr. Brown says his piece... 674 00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:27,200 then we close and get out of here. 675 00:36:27,240 --> 00:36:28,360 You saw that guy. 676 00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:31,320 He's walking around with a melvin and a zit on his nose. 677 00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:33,760 - I can't win with that. - Can't win? 678 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:37,600 Wait, wait, wait! Did you just say you can't win? 679 00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:40,120 Can't look lawyerly. 680 00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:41,720 We don't want to win, Richard. 681 00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:43,880 This isn't about winning. 682 00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:45,760 This is about not getting lynched! 683 00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:51,920 What the hell is this? 684 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,560 Gerry Spence has never lost a case, Charlie. Never. 685 00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:57,280 You think that's all there is to it? 686 00:36:57,320 --> 00:37:00,200 You think you put on a jacket, and that makes you a lawyer? 687 00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:01,440 It's not the whole character. 688 00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:03,080 It's just a window into what I'm working on. 689 00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:05,360 It's not a character. It's not a role. 690 00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:07,560 It's me. It's my career. 691 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:09,480 It is years and years and years... 692 00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:11,720 and years and years of hard work! 693 00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:13,720 You're very upset right now. 694 00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:16,080 Upset?! Let me tell you something. 695 00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:19,240 If you screw this up, Richard, you won't just get a bad review. 696 00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:20,600 You'll ruin my career. 697 00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:22,600 Just get a bad review? These things hurt. 698 00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:25,600 This is my life, Richard. 699 00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,160 I am a member of the bar in three states. 700 00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:30,440 I was associate editor of the Law Review. 701 00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:31,840 I don't pose, I don't preen... 702 00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:33,640 I don't put perjured testimony on the stand. 703 00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:35,640 I don't make a mockery of the American legal system. 704 00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:37,880 Well, you got your style, I got mine. 705 00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:39,520 No, you got nothing. You've got nothing. 706 00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:41,000 You've got a S.A.G. card... 707 00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:42,960 and a rent-controlled apartment in Santa Monica. 708 00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:44,960 That's what you've got. You're in over your head. 709 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,000 You don't have the equipment for this. 710 00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:50,680 Oh, I don't have the equipment for this? 711 00:37:50,720 --> 00:37:52,560 What the hell is that supposed to mean? 712 00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:53,720 - Forget it. - No. What does that mean? 713 00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:55,240 I don't have the equipment? 714 00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:58,080 Fine. 715 00:37:58,120 --> 00:37:59,160 Where are you going? 716 00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:00,800 You'll see. 717 00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:05,560 Jackie, hi, it's me, Richard. 718 00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:09,000 Listen, hon, I need you to do me a really big favor. 719 00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:17,760 Come in. 720 00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:32,600 This is for you. 721 00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:33,760 Thank you. 722 00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:36,680 Egg salad sandwich, side of potato salad... 723 00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:38,400 pot of coffee, and six aspirin. 724 00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:40,040 Don't you get stomach trouble? 725 00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:41,920 That's really my business. 726 00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:43,320 Right you are. 727 00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:45,640 Well, have a nice dinner. 728 00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:49,760 This isn't what I ordered. 729 00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:52,840 Egg salad sandwich and a side of p. salad. 730 00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:55,520 No. I asked for wheat, not rye. 731 00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:57,200 I wanted mustard instead of mayo... 732 00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:59,120 I wanted one leaf of lettuce... 733 00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:01,080 and I never even mentioned cheese. 734 00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:02,640 Oh, well, it's Jarlsberg. 735 00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:03,760 So? 736 00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:05,200 - It's good. - I don't care. 737 00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:07,800 Well, it seems kind of like the point, doesn't it? 738 00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:10,440 Listen, OK? I distinctly ordered... 739 00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:12,040 I know. I put the cheese on myself. 740 00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:13,960 Just try it. If you don't like it... 741 00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:16,760 Listen to me. I like my egg salad on wheat. 742 00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:18,200 I like it with mustard, not mayo... 743 00:39:18,240 --> 00:39:19,360 with one leaf of lettuce... 744 00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:32,080 Pretty good, huh? 745 00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:36,520 That's because of the cheese. 746 00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:40,240 Want me to go get you one the way you like it? 747 00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:44,000 Great. 748 00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:55,560 In the course of the interview, I noted a marked tendency... 749 00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:57,440 towards paraschizophrenic behavior... 750 00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:59,200 and, no, I do not feel... 751 00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:01,280 Mr. Gibbs can distinguish between right and wrong. 752 00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:03,200 Thank you. 753 00:40:03,240 --> 00:40:04,560 Your witness. 754 00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:13,720 Dr. Brown, how old are you? 755 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,640 Objection. Irrelevant. 756 00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:17,640 Sustained. 757 00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:21,680 Let me put it this way. 758 00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:23,360 Where were you when Kennedy was shot? 759 00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:26,480 - Objection. - Fine. Withdrawn. 760 00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:27,920 What is this? 761 00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:34,480 Dr. Brown, what exactly is wrong with Benny Gibbs? 762 00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:37,600 He has an associative form of reality-based psychosis. 763 00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:39,720 Thank you for clearing that up. 764 00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:42,680 Could you tell the court, please... 765 00:40:42,720 --> 00:40:44,600 what studies you've done... 766 00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:46,600 papers you've published, lectures you've given... 767 00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:47,720 on this disorder? 768 00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:49,120 Per se? 769 00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:51,800 None, per se. 770 00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:53,640 Then how many not per se? 771 00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:54,800 Not per se? 772 00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:57,400 That would be none, also. 773 00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:58,880 Thank you. 774 00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:00,680 Nothing further. 775 00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:04,160 Thanks, counselor. Great witness. 776 00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:08,000 Does the defense wish to redirect? 777 00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:10,520 No, Your Honor. 778 00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:12,400 Dr. Brown, you are excused. 779 00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:17,680 Does the defense wish to rest? 780 00:41:17,720 --> 00:41:18,680 No, sir. 781 00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:22,120 Your Honor, if we could have a short recess... 782 00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:23,400 a witness has just arrived... 783 00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:25,360 who really can clear up the question... 784 00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:27,880 of Mr. Gibbs' sanity... His personal physician. 785 00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:29,360 What the hell are you doing? 786 00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:33,840 It's perjury! This is perjury! 787 00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:35,600 You can't go in there and put on perjured testimony! 788 00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:37,080 What perjury? Gibbs just hired her. 789 00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:38,320 She's a licensed physician. 790 00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:39,440 Mr. Tuttle? 791 00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:41,800 Court is reconvening, sir. 792 00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:45,600 Licensed from where? From where is she licensed? 793 00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:47,520 I hold advanced degrees... 794 00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:50,800 from the Mind-Body Institute in the Philippines... 795 00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:54,120 and the Kratona Healing Center in Taiwan... 796 00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:56,560 where I studied with Dr. Chou Li. 797 00:41:56,600 --> 00:42:00,040 I see. And have you published any articles... 798 00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:02,200 or given any lectures on biochemistry? 799 00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:05,120 Oh, yes. I lecture on my books. 800 00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:08,240 May I? It's a series. 801 00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:11,600 "Refined Sugar and You..." 802 00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:14,760 "Fatty Foods and You..." 803 00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:17,840 and "Pesticides and You." 804 00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:22,680 I'd like these items entered in as defense exhibits A-C. 805 00:42:22,720 --> 00:42:24,120 Furthermore, Your Honor... 806 00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:25,920 the witness has brought in some sample items... 807 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,040 from Mr. Gibbs' pantry in this bag. 808 00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:31,680 May I have them collectively entered as defense exhibit D? 809 00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:32,800 Any objection? 810 00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:36,920 Miss Thoreau, tell us about this food. 811 00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:38,480 May I stand? 812 00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:40,560 Sure. 813 00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:47,040 Now, looking at his diet... 814 00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:50,440 you see various red meats... 815 00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:52,840 saturated fats... 816 00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:55,640 sugar, chocolate. 817 00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:58,040 Look at all this chocolate. 818 00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:01,760 Mmm. And did you examine Mr. Gibbs this afternoon? 819 00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:03,240 Yes. After administering... 820 00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:06,600 a standard glucose-tolerance test... 821 00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:08,680 I found that his blood sugar levels... 822 00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:10,360 were abnormally high. 823 00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:12,320 Go ahead, Miss Thoreau. Why don't you explain? 824 00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:13,760 As you can see... 825 00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:17,040 the chemical composition for table sugar... 826 00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:20,120 is C12, H22, O11. 827 00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:24,200 That's how Mr. Gibbs' brain reads the Sugar Puffs... 828 00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:25,920 the Chewy Bears, and the jelly beans. 829 00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:28,960 Now look at cocaine... 830 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:32,560 C17, H21, NO4. 831 00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:36,400 Give or take a nitrogen, this man's on drugs. 832 00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:38,280 So, in your expert opinion... 833 00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:40,960 it would be safe to say you are what you eat. 834 00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:42,040 Objection! Objection! 835 00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:43,520 You can't object! 836 00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:45,920 Recess! The defense calls for a recess! 837 00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:49,640 Get him out of here! 838 00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:51,040 No! Ask for a recess! 839 00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:52,240 Ask... ask... 840 00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:53,200 Your Honor... 841 00:43:53,240 --> 00:43:55,320 Proceed, Mr. Tuttle, please! 842 00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:57,360 Your Honor, please, I apologize! 843 00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:58,840 Please, let me... let me... 844 00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:01,800 Let me back in! Let me back in! 845 00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:08,680 Your witness. 846 00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:15,600 Exactly how long have you been Mr. Gibbs' doctor? 847 00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:16,720 Objection. 848 00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:19,440 Leading. 849 00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:20,760 Overruled. 850 00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:23,080 Vague? 851 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,800 How long have you been treating Mr. Gibbs? 852 00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:29,840 - Not long. - How long? 853 00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:31,080 I started today. 854 00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:42,920 Doesn't this chart show that the difference between... 855 00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:44,520 the chemical formula for sugar... 856 00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:46,280 and the chemical formula for cocaine... 857 00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:48,720 is five carbon atoms, one hydrogen atom... 858 00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:51,040 seven oxygen atoms, and one nitrogen atom? 859 00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:54,160 Sure, but that's virtually nothing. 860 00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:56,560 I mean, how big is an atom? 861 00:45:02,720 --> 00:45:05,880 Miss Thoreau, you must have an amazing talent. 862 00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:08,200 Can you bend spoons, too? 863 00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:10,400 Argumentative. 864 00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:11,520 Argumentative? 865 00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:12,760 Sustained. 866 00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:16,280 Miss Thoreau, you have been treating Mr. Gibbs... 867 00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:17,720 for less than a day. 868 00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:19,080 Asked and answered! 869 00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:20,280 - What? - What? 870 00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:21,520 Nothing. 871 00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:29,120 So, Miss Thoreau... 872 00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:31,520 how long do these diagnoses of yours generally take? 873 00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:34,120 Not long. Take you. 874 00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:36,360 The whites of your eyes are tinged yellow. 875 00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:37,960 You had alcohol last night. 876 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:39,120 Not just one glass. 877 00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:40,400 OK, that's fine. Thank you. 878 00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:43,800 The tight dry skin and dark circles scream circulation. 879 00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:45,520 You need to irrigate, Miss Gardner. 880 00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:47,240 Cut out those three to four cups of coffee. 881 00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:48,680 - They can strip the vessels. - Thank you. 882 00:45:48,720 --> 00:45:51,880 I'd say your cholesterol is around two-eighty... 883 00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:53,960 your blood pressure around 150 over 105... 884 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:55,080 Your Honor... 885 00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:57,840 I'd guess that PMS hits you really hard. 886 00:45:57,880 --> 00:45:59,240 Your Honor! 887 00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:02,000 A good colonic would flush out most of those poisons. 888 00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:03,040 Miss Thoreau... 889 00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:05,840 limit your answers to the questions asked. 890 00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:06,840 I am. 891 00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:12,120 Counsel asked you how long diagnosis takes! 892 00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:13,840 I pegged her in 38 seconds. 893 00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:15,160 You didn't peg anybody! 894 00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:16,280 That's badgering! 895 00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:18,960 Quiet! Quiet! 896 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,320 Nobody breathe! 897 00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:24,120 I will have order in my courtroom! 898 00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:36,480 Mr. Rjetti? 899 00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:38,040 The defense rests! 900 00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:43,240 Mr. Rjetti, you are in contempt of court. 901 00:46:43,240 --> 00:46:44,520 The defense rests! 902 00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:47,360 Get out, Mr. Rjetti! 903 00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:49,200 And if I ever again see you... 904 00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:53,000 within one hundred yards of this courthouse... 905 00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:54,560 you are history! 906 00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:56,240 Bailiffs! 907 00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:57,960 The defense rests! 908 00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:14,520 Mr. Tuttle? 909 00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:15,960 Proceed. 910 00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:20,280 In light of the circumstances, sir... 911 00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:22,280 perhaps a short time-out... 912 00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:29,080 Clean it up, sweep the floor, we are going to proceed. 913 00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:32,960 I don't care if the whole roof comes down! 914 00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:36,440 ninety eight, ninety nine, one hundred. 915 00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:38,520 You see that? 916 00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:39,760 No further. 917 00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:47,840 Sock it to me, sock it to me 918 00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:48,880 Sock it to me, sock it to me 919 00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:49,960 Sock it to me, sock it to me 920 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:50,920 Sock it to me, sock it to me 921 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,280 Ow, just a little 922 00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:56,680 Just a little bit 923 00:47:56,720 --> 00:47:58,480 Just a little bit 924 00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:34,120 What happened? 925 00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:37,920 I fell... 926 00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:41,120 far. 927 00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:42,360 Oh, you're bleeding. 928 00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:43,840 Pinch your nose below the bridge. 929 00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:46,440 It cuts off the capillaries. 930 00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:49,080 Come on. Let me take care of that. 931 00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:56,000 Here you go. 932 00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:58,640 Nope. This way. 933 00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:00,760 There you go. 934 00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:02,040 You OK? 935 00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:10,160 Here, use this. 936 00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:11,600 There you go. 937 00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:32,040 You live here? 938 00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:33,280 Can't beat the rent. 939 00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:34,360 Come on. 940 00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:52,040 It blew out up on the highway, and I nearly spun out... 941 00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:53,800 so I bailed out onto this dirt road... 942 00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:57,720 to keep from flipping over, and this is where I ended up. 943 00:50:57,760 --> 00:50:58,880 You just stayed here? 944 00:50:58,920 --> 00:51:00,640 Haven't budged in a couple of years. 945 00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:04,840 You're bleeding again. I'm gonna get you a towel, OK? 946 00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:15,320 Did you study nutrition in and accredited college? 947 00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:18,280 Science? 948 00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:19,680 Medicine? 949 00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:25,400 Dr. Thoreau... 950 00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:27,640 May I call you doctor? 951 00:51:32,720 --> 00:51:36,640 I was on my way to Berkeley when the tire blew out. 952 00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:38,640 I was gonna get a masters in astronomy. 953 00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:42,360 I'd rather look at stars. 954 00:51:44,240 --> 00:51:46,680 I don't under... I don't understand. 955 00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:51,640 You didn't go to grad school because you got a flat tire? 956 00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:54,520 Yup. Here, drink this fast. 957 00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:56,120 Uh, no, I gotta go. 958 00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:01,080 Where to? 959 00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:02,280 Well, I... 960 00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:26,400 I know just what you need. 961 00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:42,840 What are you doing? 962 00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:45,640 You'll see. The porcelain's fantastic. 963 00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:52,680 Uh, uh, be careful with that. 964 00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:55,800 Relax. I do this all the time. 965 00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:00,600 It's like a meditation. 966 00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:05,480 I tanked it! 967 00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:07,440 You wanna hit the bowl dead center. 968 00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:09,360 Here, try. 969 00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:12,200 I don't believe in guns. 970 00:53:12,240 --> 00:53:15,160 I don't even like to, you know, be around them. 971 00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:18,800 You must have to as an actor. You must've done shoot-outs. 972 00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:21,120 I'm not that kind of actor. 973 00:53:21,160 --> 00:53:23,200 Well, what kind are you? 974 00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:24,960 Well, I don't know. 975 00:53:26,520 --> 00:53:29,000 What was the last thing you played? 976 00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:31,760 A lawyer. 977 00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:32,880 Oh, like your friend. 978 00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:35,440 No, no, no. Nothing like him. 979 00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:37,720 No, this lawyer was, uh... 980 00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:38,840 stable. 981 00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:40,000 Stable? 982 00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:42,040 Yeah, stable, respectable. 983 00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:46,200 Very respectable. 984 00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:53,960 He had everything. 985 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,520 Thirty-seventh-floor office, boss' daughter... 986 00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:58,720 a future... big, bright future. 987 00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:01,920 You should have seen her ring. 988 00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:03,080 Four carat, center stone. 989 00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:07,360 Stemware. 990 00:54:08,720 --> 00:54:10,480 Flatware. 991 00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:11,760 Service for twelve. 992 00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:18,400 Her engagement photo was in "Town and Country" magazine. 993 00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:34,000 So it was a love story. 994 00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:35,240 That's right. 995 00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:41,280 A love story. 996 00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:35,040 Oh, there you are, Charlie. 997 00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:37,320 I was worrying about you, man. 998 00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:39,960 Who's Randy? 999 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,520 Drummer. Lived with Billie for a while. 1000 00:55:42,560 --> 00:55:44,760 Oh, you were with the waitress. 1001 00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:47,520 Ricky, have you ever wondered where everything ends up? 1002 00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:49,360 What? 1003 00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:52,800 Like toilets or tires or auto parts, you know? 1004 00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:55,040 Sometimes it only takes one little thing... 1005 00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:56,800 to push us in one direction or another. 1006 00:55:56,840 --> 00:55:57,760 Uh-huh. 1007 00:55:57,840 --> 00:55:58,960 What are you talking about? 1008 00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:01,000 It's my kindergarten teacher. I was four. 1009 00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:03,400 She said I was too advanced for my class... 1010 00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:05,320 so they skipped me a grade, but I didn't want to be skipped... 1011 00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:07,120 but everybody acted like I was so special. 1012 00:56:07,160 --> 00:56:09,920 Soon I was working even harder to get skipped all over again. 1013 00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:12,880 And that, my friend... 1014 00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:15,880 is how you end up in the junkyard. 1015 00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:18,200 OK, sit down. 1016 00:56:18,240 --> 00:56:19,640 It's a chain reaction. 1017 00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:22,560 First valedictorian, then Yale, then Yale Law... 1018 00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:23,960 then the clerking in the ninth circuit... 1019 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:25,840 then it's the right firm. Gotta have the right firm. 1020 00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:29,640 Then it's flatware, crystal, and an organdy china pattern. 1021 00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:32,480 Are you OK? 1022 00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:33,640 Yeah, why? 1023 00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:36,160 Because tomorrow she shoves a witness up my ass... 1024 00:56:36,240 --> 00:56:37,840 and I don't know if I'm allowed to cross-examine... 1025 00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:39,680 outside the scope of direct examination. 1026 00:56:39,720 --> 00:56:41,040 Depends. 1027 00:56:44,720 --> 00:56:46,360 It's Tiffany. 1028 00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:48,680 I can't talk to her. 1029 00:56:48,720 --> 00:56:50,480 Why not? 1030 00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:53,280 Hi, hon. 1031 00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:55,160 Charles, we've got a disaster. 1032 00:56:55,160 --> 00:56:57,720 The Oasis flatware has been discontinued. 1033 00:56:57,760 --> 00:56:58,840 Everybody's calling my mother... 1034 00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:00,240 and she's sending them to Orgell. 1035 00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:03,560 Jesus, we're gonna end up with a hundred frigging ice buckets. 1036 00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:10,960 Charles, I know you have to work this week... 1037 00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:12,840 but I feel very isolated and unsupported... 1038 00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:15,480 having to go through this whole present thing by myself. 1039 00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:20,880 Charles, you there? 1040 00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:26,200 Charles, are you smiling? 1041 00:57:26,240 --> 00:57:27,840 No, no, I'm not smiling. 1042 00:57:27,880 --> 00:57:29,840 Well, you sound like you're smiling. 1043 00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:30,960 Tiff, I gotta go. 1044 00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:33,120 - What? - I'll call you later. 1045 00:57:37,560 --> 00:57:38,960 What was your question? 1046 00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:40,560 Charlie, I need you. 1047 00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:42,000 You gotta concentrate. 1048 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,200 You give up now, we're all going to jail! 1049 00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:45,680 I'm banned from court. 1050 00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:47,320 What do you want me to do? 1051 00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:20,560 Test, test, test. 1052 00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:21,960 Give me a hearsay. 1053 00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:23,360 Testing. 1054 00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:25,280 Can you hear me? Give me a hearsay. 1055 00:58:25,320 --> 00:58:26,480 Can you hear me? 1056 00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:27,920 Testing. Give me a hearsay. 1057 00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:31,720 Oh, that's great, Charlie. 1058 00:58:31,760 --> 00:58:33,440 It's like you're right here. 1059 00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:34,880 Uh-oh. Here comes the judge. 1060 00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:40,240 Miss Gardner. 1061 00:58:40,280 --> 00:58:41,840 Yes, Your Honor? 1062 00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:43,480 Are the people prepared to go forward... 1063 00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:44,680 with their rebuttal witness? 1064 00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:45,760 We are, Your Honor. 1065 00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:49,440 Bailiff, bring in the jury. 1066 00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:52,320 Sherman Stone, S-T-O-N-E. 1067 00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:53,680 I'm currently head of... 1068 00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:56,200 the Utah State Institute for Psychiatric Studies. 1069 00:58:56,640 --> 00:58:58,720 Dr. Stone, you wrote a best-seller... 1070 00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:00,840 on the insanity defense, did you not... 1071 00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:03,400 in which you characterized this defense as misleading... 1072 00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:05,320 Objection, leading. 1073 00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:06,640 Sustained. 1074 00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:09,880 Dr. Stone, what was the thesis of your book? 1075 00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:13,080 In a nutshell, it's that the insanity defense... 1076 00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:16,080 is frequently abused are rarely relevant. 1077 00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:17,600 Can we object to that? 1078 00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:20,200 Dr. Stone, would you clarify what you mean... 1079 00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:23,480 by "frequently abused" and "rarely..." 1080 00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:48,560 I hold degrees from... 1081 00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:49,960 the Stanford University School of Medicine... 1082 00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:51,400 and the University of South Carolina. 1083 00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:54,000 Aren't we gonna object to this? 1084 00:59:54,040 --> 00:59:56,000 Oh, thank you, but... 1085 00:59:57,120 --> 00:59:59,480 This was in the pocket. 1086 01:00:02,960 --> 01:00:06,400 "Decorum and Attire for Groom and Best Man." 1087 01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:07,880 Are you the best man? 1088 01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:15,400 Oh, so you're, um... 1089 01:00:17,040 --> 01:00:20,360 Not that it's any of my business. 1090 01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:22,080 It's just that you meet somebody... 1091 01:00:22,120 --> 01:00:23,320 and it feels different. 1092 01:00:23,360 --> 01:00:24,960 And your mind gets racing... 1093 01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:27,720 which is really stupid, because let's face it... 1094 01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:29,480 no matter what kind of fantasies you have... 1095 01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:31,560 that person is still a stranger... 1096 01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:33,720 if you've only known them for... 1097 01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:35,080 You know. 1098 01:00:35,120 --> 01:00:36,680 And then I think to myself... 1099 01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:38,720 "Christ, if you want to live alone in the woods... 1100 01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:40,520 "then live in the woods, but if you don't..." 1101 01:00:52,280 --> 01:00:53,720 Give me another one. 1102 01:00:57,800 --> 01:00:59,560 Come on, man, help me out here. 1103 01:01:05,240 --> 01:01:08,440 In your expert opinion, is Mr. Gibbs insane? 1104 01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:10,120 Objection, irrelevant. 1105 01:01:10,160 --> 01:01:11,360 Mr. Tuttle! 1106 01:01:13,880 --> 01:01:15,040 I mean argumentative. 1107 01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:21,560 Assumes facts not in evidence. 1108 01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:25,440 Badgering! 1109 01:01:25,480 --> 01:01:27,560 Definitely badgering. 1110 01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:45,360 And Mr. Gibbs can tell right from wrong? 1111 01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:46,640 Probably better than we can. 1112 01:01:46,680 --> 01:01:49,520 Thank you, Dr. Stone, for finally clearing that up. 1113 01:01:49,600 --> 01:01:52,440 Your Honor, I have no further questions. 1114 01:01:52,480 --> 01:01:55,960 Do you wish to cross-examine, Mr. Tuttle? 1115 01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:57,520 No, sir. 1116 01:01:57,560 --> 01:02:01,160 Does the defense wish to rest? 1117 01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:06,720 Your Honor, may I have a moment to confer? 1118 01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:07,880 Thank you. 1119 01:02:09,720 --> 01:02:11,840 Are you selling me out? 1120 01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:13,320 I've got no more witnesses. 1121 01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:14,560 Put me on the stand. 1122 01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:15,720 If I'm going down... 1123 01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:17,440 the least you can do is let me fight for myself. 1124 01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:20,760 What am I gonna ask you? 1125 01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:22,320 One question. 1126 01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:26,040 Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth... 1127 01:02:26,040 --> 01:02:28,400 the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God? 1128 01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:31,200 How can you even ask me that? 1129 01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:32,480 Mr. Gibbs. 1130 01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:34,280 I do. 1131 01:02:35,480 --> 01:02:36,720 Mr. Gibbs... 1132 01:02:36,760 --> 01:02:39,360 can you think of anything that might have contributed... 1133 01:02:39,400 --> 01:02:41,160 to your current condition? 1134 01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:42,840 Condition? 1135 01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:45,280 Your chemical dependency. 1136 01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:46,480 No, I can't. 1137 01:02:46,480 --> 01:02:49,240 You can't? 1138 01:02:51,080 --> 01:02:52,240 Well, uh... 1139 01:02:52,280 --> 01:02:56,560 there was a party one year out by the lake. 1140 01:02:56,560 --> 01:02:57,760 Is that what you mean? 1141 01:02:57,800 --> 01:02:59,400 Yes, yes, that's it. 1142 01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:03,120 Um, tell us about the party by the lake. 1143 01:03:03,160 --> 01:03:05,400 I was six years old. 1144 01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:07,560 It was October thirty-first. 1145 01:03:07,600 --> 01:03:09,120 I was hungry. 1146 01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:11,320 I didn't come from a wealthy family... 1147 01:03:11,360 --> 01:03:12,880 if you know what I mean. 1148 01:03:16,400 --> 01:03:19,680 So, October thirty-first. 1149 01:03:19,720 --> 01:03:21,560 Oh, Halloween. 1150 01:03:21,600 --> 01:03:22,960 Yes, yes, Halloween... 1151 01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:24,480 where you had your first sweets. 1152 01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:28,760 Where you had your first encounter with the sugar... 1153 01:03:28,800 --> 01:03:31,680 that would eventually enslave you! 1154 01:03:31,680 --> 01:03:34,560 - Leading. - Sustained. 1155 01:03:34,600 --> 01:03:36,840 Uh, Mr. Gibbs... 1156 01:03:36,880 --> 01:03:39,960 tell us about that first Halloween. 1157 01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:42,640 I was with my girlfriend, Nancy Newcombe, she was seven... 1158 01:03:42,680 --> 01:03:46,720 and I was holding Mama's old pillowcase full of candy. 1159 01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:48,400 I remember I was holding it when the pier collapsed... 1160 01:03:48,440 --> 01:03:51,240 but I can't remember what happened to it afterwards. 1161 01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:52,680 Isn't that funny? 1162 01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:55,760 The pier. 1163 01:03:57,080 --> 01:03:58,920 Yeah, that's where the party was. 1164 01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:01,920 Lake Michigan froze over that year. 1165 01:04:01,960 --> 01:04:04,800 Bone-chilling cold. 1166 01:04:04,840 --> 01:04:06,280 That's why, folks... 1167 01:04:06,320 --> 01:04:08,920 our town isn't just a desert truck stop to me. 1168 01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:13,480 It's the warm home I've always dreamed of. 1169 01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:14,640 Objection. 1170 01:04:14,680 --> 01:04:17,160 What is the relevance of this line of questioning? 1171 01:04:17,240 --> 01:04:21,000 If you'll allow me some leeway, it'll be clear very soon. 1172 01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:22,160 I can hardly wait. 1173 01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:26,000 Now, uh, you were saying? 1174 01:04:26,040 --> 01:04:27,480 About the party? 1175 01:04:27,520 --> 01:04:29,720 Oh, yes, for all us kids at the orphanage. 1176 01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:31,440 The orphanage? 1177 01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:34,120 Our Lady of Detroit. 1178 01:04:34,160 --> 01:04:37,080 The sisters gave a Halloween party on the pier every year. 1179 01:04:37,120 --> 01:04:39,920 I came dressed as the Great Pumpkin... 1180 01:04:39,960 --> 01:04:41,960 but everybody called me little pumpkin. 1181 01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:44,800 But it was so cold that particular year... 1182 01:04:44,840 --> 01:04:47,720 that one of the big boys, Eddie Rollins, and his pals... 1183 01:04:47,760 --> 01:04:49,160 they built a fire... 1184 01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:50,960 which got away from them, I guess... 1185 01:04:50,960 --> 01:04:54,000 because that's when the pier caught fire and collapsed. 1186 01:04:54,040 --> 01:04:57,280 We fell right through the ice into the freezing water. 1187 01:04:57,320 --> 01:05:00,400 I helped the little kids struggle out, but... 1188 01:05:01,120 --> 01:05:06,120 those poor cold little bunnies and angels... 1189 01:05:06,160 --> 01:05:09,040 Aw, there was howling wind. 1190 01:05:09,080 --> 01:05:11,960 - Your Honor. - Let him finish. 1191 01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:13,680 Nancy gave me a hug and a kiss. 1192 01:05:13,720 --> 01:05:17,400 She says, "You're my hero, Ben Gibbs. 1193 01:05:17,400 --> 01:05:18,600 "You saved the little ones." 1194 01:05:18,640 --> 01:05:21,680 But that made Eddie Rollins mad, and he said... 1195 01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:25,640 "Hero, heck, he's the one that started the fire..." 1196 01:05:25,680 --> 01:05:27,040 and all his pals joined in. 1197 01:05:27,080 --> 01:05:29,120 "The pumpkin did it, the little pumpkin." 1198 01:05:29,160 --> 01:05:32,040 And then all the other kids turned on me. 1199 01:05:32,080 --> 01:05:34,120 Somebody grabbed a handful of mud and said... 1200 01:05:34,160 --> 01:05:35,560 "Hey, pumpkin boy." Boom. 1201 01:05:35,600 --> 01:05:38,000 By the time the sisters got there... 1202 01:05:38,040 --> 01:05:41,400 I had mud up my nose, in my mouth, in my eyes. 1203 01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:43,360 I couldn't see. I was on my knees. 1204 01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:45,200 I was crying so hard... 1205 01:05:45,240 --> 01:05:48,160 I just couldn't explain the truth... 1206 01:05:48,200 --> 01:05:52,200 and then that's when they threw me out... 1207 01:05:52,240 --> 01:05:53,760 right then and there. 1208 01:05:54,880 --> 01:05:58,280 They threw you out of an orphanage. 1209 01:05:58,320 --> 01:06:02,120 Well, by the time I got back, they had shut the gates. 1210 01:06:02,160 --> 01:06:04,520 Locked 'em. Chains and padlocks. 1211 01:06:04,560 --> 01:06:07,520 There I was, my poor little hands... 1212 01:06:07,600 --> 01:06:10,320 freezing to those metal gates... 1213 01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:12,880 my pumpkin suit whipping in the wind. 1214 01:06:12,920 --> 01:06:15,320 "Let me in, please." 1215 01:06:15,360 --> 01:06:18,600 That's when I caught a glimpse in the second-story window... 1216 01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:21,200 a glimpse of my only friend in the world... 1217 01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:23,040 Nancy Newcombe. 1218 01:06:23,080 --> 01:06:26,640 She was clean now, warm and dry. 1219 01:06:26,680 --> 01:06:30,440 She was talking to a kind-looking man and woman. 1220 01:06:31,640 --> 01:06:33,440 She was being adopted. 1221 01:06:35,040 --> 01:06:39,200 I was so happy for her 'cause she was truly good. 1222 01:06:40,640 --> 01:06:42,720 She said, "Bye, Benny. 1223 01:06:42,760 --> 01:06:45,120 "You're my hero. I'll always remember you. 1224 01:06:45,160 --> 01:06:47,040 "Look in our hiding place. 1225 01:06:47,080 --> 01:06:49,120 "I left something for you. Bye-bye." 1226 01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:52,880 I never saw Nancy again... 1227 01:06:52,920 --> 01:06:55,840 but in our secret hiding place... 1228 01:06:57,760 --> 01:07:00,040 I found this. 1229 01:07:00,080 --> 01:07:02,200 A Tootsie Roll. 1230 01:07:02,240 --> 01:07:05,160 She knew it was my favorite. 1231 01:07:05,200 --> 01:07:06,920 I'm sorry. 1232 01:07:14,720 --> 01:07:16,600 It's a penny! 1233 01:07:16,680 --> 01:07:19,120 He sold pennies for 17.99! 1234 01:07:19,160 --> 01:07:20,600 It's a penny! 1235 01:07:20,640 --> 01:07:22,680 - It's also an engraving. - Order. 1236 01:07:22,680 --> 01:07:25,640 Here's an engraving. You give me $17.99! 1237 01:07:25,680 --> 01:07:26,600 Come on, give it to me! 1238 01:07:26,640 --> 01:07:28,040 Miss Gardner... 1239 01:07:28,080 --> 01:07:30,000 Here's six, seven, eight engravings... 1240 01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:31,240 times 17.99. 1241 01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:32,560 What is that? 1242 01:07:32,600 --> 01:07:33,760 143.92. 1243 01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:36,840 You give me 143.92! 1244 01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:38,240 Miss Gardner, control yourself! 1245 01:07:38,280 --> 01:07:39,760 Me, me?! 1246 01:07:39,800 --> 01:07:41,160 Quiet! 1247 01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:16,560 Oh, God, I'm late for work. 1248 01:08:19,280 --> 01:08:21,360 What? 1249 01:08:44,680 --> 01:08:45,640 Bravo. 1250 01:08:45,680 --> 01:08:47,600 That was quite a performance. 1251 01:08:48,280 --> 01:08:49,200 Thanks. 1252 01:08:49,240 --> 01:08:51,840 I feel so badly for that poor man. 1253 01:08:51,880 --> 01:08:53,680 Is there something I could do? 1254 01:08:53,720 --> 01:08:56,800 Maybe give him my house or something? 1255 01:08:58,160 --> 01:08:59,760 You wanted to see me? 1256 01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:01,400 Right, you are. 1257 01:09:01,440 --> 01:09:02,920 Here. 1258 01:09:02,960 --> 01:09:04,120 One year minimum security. 1259 01:09:04,160 --> 01:09:06,080 I don't want to ever see this case again... 1260 01:09:06,120 --> 01:09:08,000 for the rest of my life. 1261 01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:09,000 I don't understand. 1262 01:09:09,040 --> 01:09:11,720 Oh, I'm sorry. I probably said it really fast. 1263 01:09:11,760 --> 01:09:12,880 You win. 1264 01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:15,400 And here's your plea bargain. 1265 01:09:20,720 --> 01:09:22,080 Don't mention it. 1266 01:09:22,840 --> 01:09:24,440 You want to have a drink? 1267 01:09:25,360 --> 01:09:26,440 What? 1268 01:09:26,480 --> 01:09:29,400 You know, like two warriors after the battle... 1269 01:09:29,440 --> 01:09:30,800 toasting the effort. 1270 01:09:30,840 --> 01:09:31,920 Want to? 1271 01:09:31,920 --> 01:09:34,240 Where do you come from? 1272 01:09:34,280 --> 01:09:35,800 Where do you want me to come from? 1273 01:09:35,840 --> 01:09:40,560 Must be nice having so much in common with your client. 1274 01:09:40,600 --> 01:09:43,400 You paying for this drink? 1275 01:09:43,440 --> 01:09:46,040 I don't mind losing. I never mind losing. 1276 01:09:46,080 --> 01:09:47,840 A case is a case. 1277 01:09:47,840 --> 01:09:49,280 It's just that now... 1278 01:09:49,320 --> 01:09:52,120 I have to explain this to Mr. Parnell... 1279 01:09:52,160 --> 01:09:53,800 and that's gonna be hard. 1280 01:09:54,880 --> 01:09:56,400 Well, who's Mr. Parnell? 1281 01:09:56,440 --> 01:09:59,920 He's a man that went into business with Benny Gibbs. 1282 01:09:59,960 --> 01:10:01,800 That's a sad story. 1283 01:10:01,840 --> 01:10:03,720 Do you want to hear it? 1284 01:10:03,760 --> 01:10:05,000 Yeah, sure. 1285 01:10:05,840 --> 01:10:08,960 Well, he's this old man, used to run his own business. 1286 01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:12,280 It went belly up, but he saved a little cash for his old age. 1287 01:10:12,320 --> 01:10:15,160 Gibbs finds him, shows him this big, fancy business plan... 1288 01:10:15,200 --> 01:10:17,560 shows him how he'll triple his money in six months... 1289 01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:19,760 even if the business fails. 1290 01:10:19,760 --> 01:10:21,440 Even if it fails. 1291 01:10:22,240 --> 01:10:24,000 Yeah, so what happened? 1292 01:10:24,560 --> 01:10:26,440 It never got a chance to fail. 1293 01:10:26,480 --> 01:10:27,640 Gibbs skipped town with the money. 1294 01:10:27,680 --> 01:10:30,040 Parnell lost his entire retirement account. 1295 01:10:30,080 --> 01:10:32,800 Now he won't come out of his apartment. 1296 01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:34,240 He won't testify... 1297 01:10:34,280 --> 01:10:36,960 because he doesn't want the world thinking he's a fool. 1298 01:10:37,920 --> 01:10:39,040 It's sad. 1299 01:10:40,640 --> 01:10:42,240 Yeah, it is sad. 1300 01:10:44,280 --> 01:10:46,760 Sadder if it was true. 1301 01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:49,080 - What? - You believed me. 1302 01:10:50,640 --> 01:10:52,720 See how easy it is to win when you lie? 1303 01:10:52,760 --> 01:10:54,760 - You made that up. - Every bit of it. 1304 01:10:54,800 --> 01:10:56,040 Well, good for you. 1305 01:10:56,080 --> 01:10:57,760 At least I didn't do it on the stand. 1306 01:10:57,800 --> 01:10:59,320 I didn't do it on the stand, either. 1307 01:10:59,360 --> 01:11:01,760 Oh, right. Your client did. Big difference. 1308 01:11:01,800 --> 01:11:04,280 Look, I didn't know that Gibbs was lying when I put him on. 1309 01:11:04,320 --> 01:11:06,280 No. You're a good lawyer. 1310 01:11:06,320 --> 01:11:07,600 No paper trail, total deniability. 1311 01:11:07,640 --> 01:11:10,160 That way you didn't put a perjured testimony on the stand. 1312 01:11:10,200 --> 01:11:11,480 You don't care. 1313 01:11:11,480 --> 01:11:12,720 It's all the same thing, right? 1314 01:11:12,760 --> 01:11:14,640 Truth, lies, lies, truth. 1315 01:11:15,720 --> 01:11:19,200 The most devastatingly handsome man I ever met. 1316 01:11:25,200 --> 01:11:27,320 You know, you really missed your calling. 1317 01:11:27,360 --> 01:11:28,920 You should have been an actor. 1318 01:11:31,200 --> 01:11:32,920 What kind of law do you practice? 1319 01:11:32,960 --> 01:11:34,960 What? 1320 01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:39,080 What is it? Is it a big firm? A small firm? What's it called? 1321 01:11:39,120 --> 01:11:40,400 Whitfield and Morris. 1322 01:11:40,440 --> 01:11:42,000 What do you mean I should be an actor? 1323 01:11:42,040 --> 01:11:44,280 You could have won an Oscar in there. 1324 01:11:45,840 --> 01:11:47,560 Whitfield and Morris? 1325 01:11:47,600 --> 01:11:49,040 I think I've heard of them. 1326 01:11:49,080 --> 01:11:50,840 Are you a partner? 1327 01:11:50,880 --> 01:11:52,240 I... I just, um... 1328 01:11:52,280 --> 01:11:53,880 Just became partner? 1329 01:11:53,920 --> 01:11:57,600 Well, congratulations. 1330 01:11:57,640 --> 01:11:59,720 So, what do you have? 1331 01:11:59,760 --> 01:12:02,040 Big corner office? View of the city? 1332 01:12:03,960 --> 01:12:05,200 Yeah, there's a view. 1333 01:12:05,240 --> 01:12:06,360 Of course there is. 1334 01:12:06,400 --> 01:12:08,240 Where did you go to law school? 1335 01:12:08,280 --> 01:12:09,480 Yale. 1336 01:12:09,520 --> 01:12:10,680 Yale? 1337 01:12:10,720 --> 01:12:13,040 Well, there's a big deal. 1338 01:12:13,040 --> 01:12:16,080 I have a big office, I have a big car... 1339 01:12:16,160 --> 01:12:18,160 and a big, uh... 1340 01:12:18,200 --> 01:12:19,760 I'm big. 1341 01:12:21,160 --> 01:12:22,560 I'll see you later. 1342 01:12:30,400 --> 01:12:33,480 Yes, there really is a Mr. Parnell. 1343 01:13:34,760 --> 01:13:36,360 Got the plea bargain. 1344 01:13:38,320 --> 01:13:40,440 One year minimum security. 1345 01:13:44,720 --> 01:13:46,160 Guy's an asshole, Charlie. 1346 01:13:46,200 --> 01:13:47,480 I know. 1347 01:13:54,760 --> 01:13:57,040 And do you know why he's an asshole? 1348 01:13:58,600 --> 01:14:00,440 Because he's never taken responsibility... 1349 01:14:00,480 --> 01:14:02,000 for anything he's ever done. 1350 01:14:02,040 --> 01:14:04,680 'Cause he's got a story for everything... 1351 01:14:04,720 --> 01:14:06,480 and if the truth catches up to him... 1352 01:14:06,520 --> 01:14:08,760 then, hey, he just tells one more lie... 1353 01:14:08,800 --> 01:14:10,200 to stay ahead of it. 1354 01:14:12,080 --> 01:14:13,640 That sound familiar? 1355 01:14:14,880 --> 01:14:16,040 You're right. 1356 01:14:16,680 --> 01:14:17,840 I'm an asshole. 1357 01:14:17,880 --> 01:14:19,680 No, you're not... 1358 01:14:19,720 --> 01:14:21,040 I'm the asshole. 1359 01:14:21,080 --> 01:14:23,080 - No, I'm an asshole. - No, I'm... 1360 01:14:23,120 --> 01:14:25,760 Why are you an asshole? 1361 01:14:29,480 --> 01:14:32,280 'Cause you made me rent a tuxedo? 1362 01:14:32,320 --> 01:14:34,800 Because in three days... 1363 01:14:35,640 --> 01:14:38,200 I'm going to get married to a girl... 1364 01:14:39,760 --> 01:14:41,000 who... 1365 01:14:57,400 --> 01:14:58,880 What is this? 1366 01:14:58,920 --> 01:15:01,400 It's bourbon and Dr. Pepper. 1367 01:15:09,040 --> 01:15:10,840 I guess we can get out of here now. 1368 01:15:10,880 --> 01:15:13,080 Yeah, I guess we can. 1369 01:15:16,160 --> 01:15:17,600 Well, that's good anyway. 1370 01:15:17,640 --> 01:15:19,200 Yeah, that's great. 1371 01:15:21,880 --> 01:15:24,240 I guess it turned out OK after all. 1372 01:15:24,280 --> 01:15:26,240 Yep. Terrific. 1373 01:15:55,600 --> 01:15:58,600 I wanna tell you the truth! I've got to tell you! 1374 01:15:58,640 --> 01:16:01,160 Can I talk to you now? Please? Can I talk to you? 1375 01:16:01,200 --> 01:16:02,480 I have to talk to you! 1376 01:16:02,480 --> 01:16:03,600 Hey, you're wet! 1377 01:16:03,640 --> 01:16:05,040 I'm not who you think I am. 1378 01:16:05,080 --> 01:16:06,480 Would you please leave? I'm going to bed. 1379 01:16:06,560 --> 01:16:08,960 Wait. You wanted the truth. Here it is. 1380 01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:10,520 I'm not Charlie Tuttle. 1381 01:16:10,560 --> 01:16:12,600 I'm not a partner at Whitfield and Morris. 1382 01:16:12,640 --> 01:16:14,120 I'm not even a lawyer. 1383 01:16:14,160 --> 01:16:16,080 What? 1384 01:16:16,120 --> 01:16:18,000 My name is Richard Rjetti. 1385 01:16:18,040 --> 01:16:21,200 You thought I was an actor because I am an actor. 1386 01:16:21,200 --> 01:16:23,440 That's not true, either. Sometimes I'm an actor. 1387 01:16:23,480 --> 01:16:26,120 When I get a part or I'm in a workshop or something. 1388 01:16:26,160 --> 01:16:28,840 No! No, fact is, I'm an actor. 1389 01:16:28,880 --> 01:16:31,280 Whether I'm working or not, I'm an actor. That's the truth. 1390 01:16:31,320 --> 01:16:32,680 Wait... 1391 01:16:34,600 --> 01:16:37,400 I lost this case to an actor? 1392 01:16:37,400 --> 01:16:39,920 I'm a pretty good actor. You said so yourself. 1393 01:16:39,920 --> 01:16:42,160 - Get out now. - You wanted the truth. 1394 01:16:42,200 --> 01:16:43,720 This is a crime, Tuttle. 1395 01:16:43,760 --> 01:16:45,120 I don't care. 1396 01:16:45,160 --> 01:16:46,320 I'm a prosecutor. 1397 01:16:46,360 --> 01:16:47,520 Well, yeah... 1398 01:16:47,560 --> 01:16:49,000 Yeah! I'm a prosecutor! 1399 01:16:51,400 --> 01:16:53,360 Oh, my God, it's you. 1400 01:16:54,800 --> 01:16:56,440 - It's you. - Get out now! 1401 01:16:56,480 --> 01:16:58,800 In the desert... with your hair... 1402 01:16:58,840 --> 01:17:00,840 It's not me. 1403 01:17:00,880 --> 01:17:02,320 'Course it's you. 1404 01:17:03,960 --> 01:17:05,560 Don't you look at me like that. 1405 01:17:06,520 --> 01:17:07,640 What? 1406 01:17:13,320 --> 01:17:16,000 That's it, Tuttle. You're in a lot of... 1407 01:17:20,040 --> 01:17:21,960 - Get out. - No, you kissed me back. 1408 01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:23,880 - No. I did not. - I know you did. 1409 01:17:23,920 --> 01:17:25,040 Bullshit. 1410 01:17:25,080 --> 01:17:26,960 You kissed me back. 1411 01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:29,160 I know you kissed me back! 1412 01:17:54,360 --> 01:17:56,280 - Pick one! - Oh, God. 1413 01:17:56,360 --> 01:17:58,440 Surprise! 1414 01:18:00,120 --> 01:18:01,960 How did you get here? 1415 01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:04,360 I chartered a plane. 1416 01:18:04,400 --> 01:18:08,120 Now, is that any way to welcome your beloved? 1417 01:18:08,160 --> 01:18:10,200 Ugh! You're wet! 1418 01:18:10,240 --> 01:18:12,240 Uh, I fell in the pool. 1419 01:18:12,280 --> 01:18:15,720 Oh. You know, I hung up the phone with you... 1420 01:18:15,760 --> 01:18:18,520 and I felt so distant and remote. 1421 01:18:18,520 --> 01:18:19,960 Didn't you feel that way? 1422 01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:21,840 I was in Nevada. 1423 01:18:21,880 --> 01:18:24,400 I know. That's what I told myself. 1424 01:18:24,440 --> 01:18:26,320 I said, I can choose to stay here... 1425 01:18:26,360 --> 01:18:27,920 and turn into a righteous bitch... 1426 01:18:27,960 --> 01:18:31,640 or I can choose to go to Nevada and get the attention I need. 1427 01:18:31,640 --> 01:18:33,080 It's like Dr. Pearlstein said... 1428 01:18:33,120 --> 01:18:35,720 about taking responsibility for your circumstances. 1429 01:18:35,760 --> 01:18:37,480 Right. Right. 1430 01:18:37,520 --> 01:18:38,880 I guess I just came here... 1431 01:18:38,920 --> 01:18:41,440 'cause I needed to hear that you love me. 1432 01:18:41,480 --> 01:18:42,640 Do you love me? 1433 01:18:44,520 --> 01:18:47,280 How can you even ask that question? 1434 01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:50,520 Oh, I wuv you, too! 1435 01:19:04,400 --> 01:19:07,920 Oh... my... God. 1436 01:19:16,240 --> 01:19:18,080 Holy God, what are you doing? 1437 01:19:18,120 --> 01:19:19,440 Injecting spontaneity. 1438 01:19:19,480 --> 01:19:21,440 They say it doesn't have to be lost. 1439 01:19:21,480 --> 01:19:22,560 You just have to plan ahead... 1440 01:19:22,600 --> 01:19:26,280 and make a little time for it in a busy schedule. 1441 01:19:26,320 --> 01:19:29,200 Charles, it'll be so romantic. 1442 01:19:29,240 --> 01:19:31,880 You know, I ordered champagne and strawberries. 1443 01:19:31,920 --> 01:19:33,080 You what? 1444 01:19:38,680 --> 01:19:39,840 They didn't have strawberries. 1445 01:19:39,880 --> 01:19:41,840 He said the girl would bring seasonal fruit. 1446 01:19:43,400 --> 01:19:45,160 What girl? 1447 01:19:45,200 --> 01:19:46,600 I don't know. Some waitress. 1448 01:19:46,640 --> 01:19:47,800 No, no, no. Wait! 1449 01:19:47,840 --> 01:19:50,080 Wait. Why don't you go to the bedroom... 1450 01:19:50,120 --> 01:19:52,880 and I'll be in in just a minute? 1451 01:19:58,680 --> 01:19:59,800 Billie! Hi. 1452 01:19:59,840 --> 01:20:02,640 You are the greatest guy in the whole world. 1453 01:20:02,680 --> 01:20:04,800 I love champagne. 1454 01:20:04,840 --> 01:20:06,360 I used to lie there in college... 1455 01:20:06,400 --> 01:20:08,480 and try and count all the bubbles. 1456 01:20:12,840 --> 01:20:15,840 What's the extra whipped cream for? 1457 01:20:19,400 --> 01:20:20,800 You know, Hank kept wondering... 1458 01:20:20,840 --> 01:20:22,200 why I went through the whole fridge... 1459 01:20:22,240 --> 01:20:23,920 looking for a really old bottle. 1460 01:20:23,960 --> 01:20:25,880 He goes, "Billie, what's the difference?" 1461 01:20:25,920 --> 01:20:28,680 I go, "You know, Hank, I'm just trying to do my..." 1462 01:20:31,880 --> 01:20:33,480 My job. 1463 01:20:33,520 --> 01:20:34,800 What's the fruit? 1464 01:20:36,760 --> 01:20:38,400 Pardon? 1465 01:20:38,440 --> 01:20:40,080 The seasonal fruit? 1466 01:20:41,720 --> 01:20:43,600 Do you speak English? 1467 01:20:47,280 --> 01:20:48,440 Habla... 1468 01:20:48,480 --> 01:20:49,600 Peaches. 1469 01:20:49,640 --> 01:20:50,760 Oh, good. My fave. 1470 01:20:52,880 --> 01:20:54,000 Come to bed, sweetie. 1471 01:21:10,280 --> 01:21:11,360 Just listen... 1472 01:21:11,400 --> 01:21:13,440 Guess you were the groom, hmm? 1473 01:21:17,120 --> 01:21:19,800 Look, it's not a federal case. 1474 01:21:19,840 --> 01:21:22,680 We saw each other, we liked each other... 1475 01:21:22,720 --> 01:21:24,000 and it was nice. 1476 01:21:25,640 --> 01:21:26,720 Really nice. 1477 01:21:26,760 --> 01:21:29,320 It's just really complicated. 1478 01:21:29,360 --> 01:21:30,600 No, it's not. 1479 01:21:35,400 --> 01:21:36,480 It's fine. 1480 01:21:37,680 --> 01:21:41,000 Honey, tip her and come to bed. 1481 01:21:41,040 --> 01:21:43,480 It's OK. Really. 1482 01:22:08,320 --> 01:22:12,000 "If you don't wanna wear peach, don't be a bridesmaid," I said. 1483 01:22:12,040 --> 01:22:15,000 "I don't care what your base skin tone is." 1484 01:22:19,760 --> 01:22:21,160 Big day, huh? 1485 01:22:23,000 --> 01:22:24,520 You got it all planned out? 1486 01:22:24,600 --> 01:22:27,600 I don't think that's going to be necess... 1487 01:22:33,720 --> 01:22:34,960 Morning... 1488 01:22:35,000 --> 01:22:36,360 counselor. 1489 01:22:36,400 --> 01:22:38,520 Morning. 1490 01:22:39,280 --> 01:22:41,680 Do you have a signed plea bargain? 1491 01:22:42,680 --> 01:22:44,240 Or we can't dismiss. 1492 01:22:44,280 --> 01:22:46,320 What plea bargain? 1493 01:22:46,360 --> 01:22:47,560 You win, Benny. 1494 01:22:47,600 --> 01:22:48,880 One year minimum security. 1495 01:22:48,920 --> 01:22:51,400 No way. We got these turkeys on the run. 1496 01:22:51,440 --> 01:22:52,520 What? 1497 01:22:52,560 --> 01:22:54,040 I'm not signing anything. I'm innocent. 1498 01:22:54,080 --> 01:22:55,160 - No, you're not. - Yes, I am. 1499 01:22:55,200 --> 01:22:57,200 No, you're not. You screwed sixty-five people. 1500 01:22:57,240 --> 01:22:58,560 Now sign the damn thing. 1501 01:22:58,600 --> 01:22:59,840 Court is in session. 1502 01:22:59,880 --> 01:23:03,120 The honorable Paul Z. Graff is presiding. 1503 01:23:03,160 --> 01:23:05,640 They were legitimate business transactions. 1504 01:23:05,680 --> 01:23:07,240 On the record of the Gibbs matter... 1505 01:23:07,280 --> 01:23:10,120 I understand we have a plea bargain... 1506 01:23:10,160 --> 01:23:11,560 to look forward to. 1507 01:23:11,600 --> 01:23:13,080 No way. 1508 01:23:13,120 --> 01:23:15,840 Actually, Your Honor, my client has changed his mind. 1509 01:23:18,200 --> 01:23:20,720 Why am I surprised? 1510 01:23:20,760 --> 01:23:22,160 Bailiff, the jury. 1511 01:23:22,200 --> 01:23:24,560 Uh, are you prepared to close, counselor? 1512 01:23:24,560 --> 01:23:28,360 I think I'll waive my right to go first. 1513 01:23:28,400 --> 01:23:31,120 I can't wait to hear what he has to say. 1514 01:23:31,160 --> 01:23:33,840 Fine. Fine. Are you prepared to close? 1515 01:23:33,880 --> 01:23:36,880 - Close? - Your closing argument. 1516 01:23:36,920 --> 01:23:41,320 That usually does conclude these little festivities! 1517 01:23:42,680 --> 01:23:44,360 Of course. 1518 01:23:58,000 --> 01:23:59,400 It's not the dress that bothers me... 1519 01:23:59,440 --> 01:24:01,080 it's the whole question of friendship. 1520 01:24:01,120 --> 01:24:02,880 And I figure if she's willing to clash with the flowers... 1521 01:24:02,920 --> 01:24:04,440 and screw up my whole color palette... 1522 01:24:04,480 --> 01:24:06,400 then she's really not my friend to begin with. 1523 01:24:08,400 --> 01:24:09,920 Will you hang on a second? 1524 01:24:09,960 --> 01:24:11,320 What? 1525 01:24:11,360 --> 01:24:14,360 Uh, ladies and gentlemen, it's, um... 1526 01:24:15,680 --> 01:24:18,480 kind of hard for me to know what to say here. 1527 01:24:20,720 --> 01:24:23,840 What can be said about this man and everything he's done? 1528 01:24:25,720 --> 01:24:28,400 Oh, what can be said in his defense? 1529 01:24:28,440 --> 01:24:30,080 Well... 1530 01:24:30,120 --> 01:24:32,080 uh, he lied. 1531 01:24:32,120 --> 01:24:34,400 Oh, yeah. Yeah, he lied. 1532 01:24:34,440 --> 01:24:37,280 He took their money. That's true. 1533 01:24:40,040 --> 01:24:41,760 Why did he lie? 1534 01:24:41,800 --> 01:24:43,920 Let's see... 1535 01:24:43,960 --> 01:24:46,000 What makes a person lie? 1536 01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:47,920 Well, there's all kinds of reasons... 1537 01:24:47,920 --> 01:24:50,000 why people don't tell the truth. 1538 01:24:50,040 --> 01:24:54,080 Um... well, there's the sugar. 1539 01:24:54,120 --> 01:24:56,320 There's the years and years of candy. 1540 01:24:56,360 --> 01:24:57,720 You've heard all the testimony. 1541 01:24:57,760 --> 01:24:59,960 You probably don't believe that, do you? 1542 01:25:02,680 --> 01:25:04,080 See, I didn't think so. 1543 01:25:05,360 --> 01:25:07,240 There's the money, right? 1544 01:25:07,280 --> 01:25:10,040 Yeah. He could have done it just for the money. 1545 01:25:11,520 --> 01:25:13,400 Was that the only reason? 1546 01:25:13,440 --> 01:25:15,480 See, I think maybe there's another reason, too. 1547 01:25:15,520 --> 01:25:17,600 I think maybe he was lying to himself. 1548 01:25:17,680 --> 01:25:20,440 Maybe he's been lying for so long... 1549 01:25:20,480 --> 01:25:23,240 it started to feel like he was telling the truth. 1550 01:25:23,280 --> 01:25:27,840 Maybe he's the person that he conned the most. 1551 01:25:27,880 --> 01:25:30,320 I mean, we all do that, you know. 1552 01:25:31,480 --> 01:25:33,840 All keep a little bit of ourselves hidden. 1553 01:25:35,680 --> 01:25:37,120 'Cause if we didn't... 1554 01:25:37,160 --> 01:25:39,400 well, then we'd have to look at who we are... 1555 01:25:39,440 --> 01:25:42,560 who we really are... and if we didn't like it... 1556 01:25:42,600 --> 01:25:45,560 well, we'd have nobody to blame but ourselves. 1557 01:25:50,120 --> 01:25:54,000 So, the question is... 1558 01:25:54,040 --> 01:25:57,560 does this excuse Benny Gibbs? 1559 01:25:57,600 --> 01:25:59,040 Well... 1560 01:26:00,160 --> 01:26:01,520 that's up to you. 1561 01:26:15,920 --> 01:26:17,240 You son of a bitch! 1562 01:26:17,280 --> 01:26:18,720 How can you do this to me? 1563 01:26:18,720 --> 01:26:20,080 Look, I wasn't being honest. 1564 01:26:20,120 --> 01:26:21,320 Don't give me that shit! 1565 01:26:21,360 --> 01:26:24,760 Three hundred people are coming to the Beverly Hills Hotel! 1566 01:26:25,760 --> 01:26:28,080 Who the hell am I supposed to marry now? 1567 01:26:28,080 --> 01:26:31,200 Are you prepared to close, Miss Gardner? 1568 01:26:31,240 --> 01:26:32,800 Yes, I am, Your Honor. 1569 01:26:36,280 --> 01:26:41,200 The defendant sold pennies for $17.99. 1570 01:26:44,280 --> 01:26:46,040 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury... 1571 01:26:46,080 --> 01:26:49,040 it appears that this case is almost over. 1572 01:27:33,400 --> 01:27:34,720 Madam foreman... 1573 01:27:34,760 --> 01:27:36,960 I understand you have reached a verdict. 1574 01:27:37,000 --> 01:27:38,080 We have, Your Honor. 1575 01:27:38,120 --> 01:27:39,840 How do you find? 1576 01:27:39,880 --> 01:27:43,720 We, the jury in the above entitled action... 1577 01:27:43,760 --> 01:27:46,480 find the defendant, Benjamin Gibbs... 1578 01:27:46,520 --> 01:27:47,960 guilty as charged. 1579 01:27:48,000 --> 01:27:48,920 Hallelujah. 1580 01:27:48,960 --> 01:27:50,040 Nice job. 1581 01:27:50,080 --> 01:27:51,440 OK, I'll take the plea bargain. 1582 01:27:51,480 --> 01:27:53,520 Bailiff, take him away. 1583 01:27:53,560 --> 01:27:55,760 Oh, come on, judge. A deal's a deal. 1584 01:27:55,800 --> 01:27:58,160 Bye-bye, pumpkin boy. 1585 01:27:58,200 --> 01:28:00,200 Just because I was five minutes late to the party! 1586 01:28:00,240 --> 01:28:01,680 Court is adjourned. 1587 01:28:05,360 --> 01:28:06,560 Nice close. 1588 01:28:10,960 --> 01:28:12,560 So you're the lawyer? 1589 01:28:16,360 --> 01:28:17,280 Wow. 1590 01:28:17,320 --> 01:28:19,720 Yeah. I... Look, I didn't want to lie. 1591 01:28:19,800 --> 01:28:22,120 I mean, I didn't mean to lie. 1592 01:28:24,480 --> 01:28:25,720 You know how I said... 1593 01:28:25,760 --> 01:28:28,160 I got a flat tire on the way to school? 1594 01:28:28,200 --> 01:28:30,400 Well, I got it going the opposite direction. 1595 01:28:30,440 --> 01:28:33,560 I flunked out, and I was on my way home. 1596 01:28:33,600 --> 01:28:35,320 Didn't want to face my dad, so... 1597 01:28:35,360 --> 01:28:36,560 You could have told me that. 1598 01:28:36,600 --> 01:28:38,240 I just did. 1599 01:28:55,120 --> 01:28:56,280 Well... 1600 01:28:56,320 --> 01:28:59,840 OK, so it's not the most romantic present in the world. 1601 01:28:59,880 --> 01:29:01,240 I know that. 1602 01:29:02,360 --> 01:29:05,320 But my address is on the inside rim. 1603 01:29:07,320 --> 01:29:09,560 That's the sweetest gift I've ever gotten. 1604 01:29:23,640 --> 01:29:26,600 All right, we should definitely slow down now, OK? 1605 01:29:26,640 --> 01:29:28,600 Wait, no! No! Don't go faster! 1606 01:29:30,400 --> 01:29:32,320 Whoa! OK, whoa! 1607 01:29:32,360 --> 01:29:33,920 Aah! Hey, watch it! 1608 01:29:33,960 --> 01:29:35,320 What am I supposed to hold on to? 1609 01:29:35,360 --> 01:29:36,400 Not that. 1610 01:29:36,440 --> 01:29:37,520 I gotta hold on to something! 1611 01:29:37,560 --> 01:29:38,680 It's dangerous! 1612 01:29:39,305 --> 01:30:39,812 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/4ashn Help other users to choose the best subtitles 114246