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[alarm buzzing]
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[sign buzzing]
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[ticking]
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[man] Let me see.
That must've been '48. 19-odd-48.
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[woman] Nah. It wasn't '48.
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In '48, we were in... uh... Mexico City.
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Fighting the Velvet Fist.
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[man] No, I tell you, it was '48.
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I remember it 'cause of the snow.
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Moscow, the Kremlin, Joseph Stalin.
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[zapping]
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[man 2] He was a firecracker!
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You know, Terror,
I think what we need here
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are intercontinental
ballistic missiles.
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[Terror] That's small potatoes, Joe.
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Dr. Think is almost ready with our
secret army of atomic robot zombie men.
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[German accent] Ja! Ja!
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It will be the largest secret army of
atomic robot zombie men in the world!
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[beeping]
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Drat! It's that meddling Captain Decency
and his Decency Squad.
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Visual Eye, let's get a closer look
at their desperate scheme.
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Roger, Captain.
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Rocket from the sockets!
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Johnny Polite,
this is your stop, mister.
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Roger, Cap.
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Let me at them!
I'm full of tinier men!
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Not yet, Living Doll.
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Suffragette, you and the Living Doll
cover us from the air.
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- We're going in.
- [both] Roger, Captain.
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[gasps]
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Terror, the jig is up.
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Sit down, Joe.
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Fire them Kremlin domes!
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- What?
- What is it?
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Kremlin domes at 12:00.
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[beeping]
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[man] Yeah, that Terror was always
making trouble for decent folk.
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Incredible tale. Ah, the golden age.
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- That wasn't '48, was it, Captain?
- [snoring]
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We have much to learn from our elders.
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I could sit here all day, lapping up
the pearly mess of their wisdom.
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Yeah, Tick, me, too. But, don't you
think we ought to get out on patrol?
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We will, chum, but we have
a responsibility to learn
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everything we can
about our glorious superhero heritage.
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Tick, I'm not sure these people have
all their wheels on the pavement.
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Flummery, chum. Have a little respect.
This is history on the hoof.
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Please, old wisdom heads,
we beg of you,
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share yet another
of your amazing adventures.
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No, they're still talking
about the Kremlin caper.
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[babbling on phone]
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I'm trying, but they
keep telling the same stories.
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Listen, Dad, I... I'm doing my best.
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[man] Yeah? [coughs]
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Do better, sonny boy!
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I need that machine! [hacking]
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[babbling on phone]
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Gotta go.
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[screeching]
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Get down, sidekick.
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Let me at them, captain.
I'm full of tinier men!
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Not yet, Doll, not... yet.
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[Visual Eye]
We were in the islands of Peru,
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fighting the deadly monkeys
of the Machu Picchus.
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[Living Doll] They weren't monkeys,
they were gibbons.
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[Visual Eye] Monkeys, gibbons, what's
the difference? They're subhuman.
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Rocket from the sockets!
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[Visual Eye]
See, they won hold of the secret,
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experimental atomic torpedo!
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[Suffragette] Wait a minute.
What are you talking?
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That wasn't the gibbons.
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That was the guy, um...
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...that was the one with the...
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The submarine on his head?
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[sighs]
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[Visual Eye] Yeah. The Sub Human.
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The Sub Human.
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- One ugly customer.
- 1936.
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The middle of the Atlantic.
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I remember 'cause of the water.
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Well, if it isn't
that meddling Decency Squad
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I've been hearing
so much about on the wireless.
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I can't think of a better time
for my secret, experimental
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- atomic torpedo!
- [beeping]
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[man] Hold it.
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Is the Terror even in this story?
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- [snoring]
- '36? No, the Terror was in Berlin.
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Don't you have some story with the
Terror and some ultimate weapon?
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[Suffragette] Ah, the Terror had plenty
of ultimate weapons.
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Yeah, like the Ray Gun.
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OK. Yeah, good.
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The Ray Gun, what was that?
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Oh, the Ray Gun? The worst.
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One blast from that sucker turned
half a town into a guy named "Ray."
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Hi, Chief, fill her up?
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[bell dinging]
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- Oh, wicked!
- [sighs]
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And then there was the Tommy Gun.
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No, no, no. You know, the Terror,
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the most dangerous weapon
in the history of mankind?
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You guys hid it away so
it wouldn't fall into the wrong hands?
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- Anything like that?
- Oh, yeah.
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The Desire-O-Vac.
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1953.
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The City. I remember
'cause of the chocolate.
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[cackling]
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Finally, the Desire-O-Vac
is in my clutches.
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Anything I wish for is mine.
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[cackling]
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Give me... money!
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[man] Not so fast, Terror.
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So, it's Johnny Polite, eh?
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You like chocolate, Johnny?
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- Yes, sir, I do very much.
- Give me...
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...some chocolate for Johnny Polite.
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In fact, give me chocolate
for the whole city!
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[cackling maniacally]
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That's it. Keep him busy, Johnny.
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We'll... Oh, drat!
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We're chocolate covered
and we're going down.
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Don't worry, I'll get him.
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[cackling]
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[screaming]
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I vote for goodness!
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[laughing] I vote for goodness.
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- [snoring]
- I kicked his keister.
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So, where do you suppose
the Desire-O-Vac is now?
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Well, like you said before,
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the Desire-O-Vac was far too dangerous
to trust in the hands of anyone.
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The temptation would be too great.
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Even for the Decency Squad.
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[Living Doll] So, we hid it in the
abandoned mine shafts outside The City.
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[Terror] Hello, Warden.
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Hi, this is just a law-abiding,
tax-paying citizen.
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Yeah, I'd like to speak
to the Human Ton.
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[thunderclap]
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[man] You got five minutes, mister.
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Hello?
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[Terror] Ton,
this is... [coughs] this is Terror.
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Let me speak to Handy.
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Hello?
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I know where they hid
the Desire-O-Vac.
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I need some muscle
to help me get it.
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What's he saying?
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Get your toothbrushes,
I'm springing you tonight.
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- [Tick grunting]
- [crashing]
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I'm so glad we decided to visit
Commander Goodbye's.
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Yes, those old-timer's stories
were unbelievable.
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I'll say. You can't
believe a word of it.
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- What?
- Come on.
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The Kremlin dome missiles?
Atomic robot zombie men?
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The Desire-O-Vac?
Give me a break.
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Arthur, you have no
historical perspective.
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Science in those days
worked in broad strokes.
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They got right to the point.
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Nowadays, it's all just
molecule, molecule, molecule.
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Nothing ever happens big.
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[alarm ringing]
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Huh? What's that? Postal fraud?
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[man] Attention, Terror. Exit your
vehicle or we will be forced to fire.
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Try me, percy-pants. [cackling]
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[Handy] We're on.
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Attention, prisoner 618
and prisoner 618A,
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halt or we'll shoot.
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Flake off, coppers.
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- [gunfire]
- [screaming]
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The Terror is springing the Human Ton
and his little friend, Handy.
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Not that rotten puppet.
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Hop in, boys. Everything's jake.
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Terry, [coughs] get us out of here.
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Dad, you never taught me
how to drive this thing.
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Oh, for... Pipe down and get out
of the way, you little Betty.
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This is exactly what I've been talking
about, Dad. You don't respect me.
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- Rah, bah, bah.
- [thud]
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Put those felons back where
you found them, you geriatric jerk.
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You're that nosy guy from the retirement
home, what are you doing here?
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[chuckling] Day trip?
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- [zapping]
- [screaming]
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[crash]
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Tick.
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Whoa. That was pretty big.
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[owl hooting]
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I can't see anything.
Which mine shaft did you say it was?
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I don't know, because my son here
didn't think to ask.
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- Did you?
- Dad! They couldn't remember...
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Oh, rah bah bah!
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Stop dismissing me. I'm somebody.
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I've got a wife and kids
and beautiful grandchildren.
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Rah bah bah!
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You are the most pathetic
super villain [coughs] I ever saw!
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Dad, I'm not a super villain.
I'm a retired insurance claims adjuster.
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I'm just doing this to get close to you.
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Oh, you want to get close to me, sonny?
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Do something bad, not badly!
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There it is. [chuckling] The Terror's
going after the Desire-O-Vac.
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Think of it, sidekick.
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You and me, mano a mano,
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with the greatest criminal mind
of the 20th century!
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And even part of the 19th, I think.
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I don't know.
These places are really dangerous.
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How do we know
there really is a Desire-O-Vac?
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And the world hangs in the balance.
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[sighs] Let me have the flashlight.
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[all laughing]
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So, what kind of mine
do you think this was, anyway?
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Gold, uranium, diamonds?
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[sighs] Tick, look around you,
it was a coal mine.
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Ooh. Coal.
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You know, the only difference between
a lump of coal and a shiny diamond
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is a little pressure
and a little time.
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Here, watch this,
I saw it in a movie once.
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[groaning]
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Tick, come on!
Tick, I really think...
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Arthur... Is it a diamond yet?
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[Terror laughs and coughs]
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[sighing] So, Dad, you finally got
the Desire-O-Vac.
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Are you satisfied now?
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[cackling] You betcha!
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[hacking]
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Now, what do I want?
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How about you and me
really talking for once?
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To see each other as people,
loving, caring people.
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Rah bah bah!
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Ooh! I got a good one.
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Give me... the Decency Squad!
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[cackling and coughing]
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[man] Now we return to tonight's
episode of The Mummy Speaks.
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I'm shooting pool, Imhotep.
When I miss, then you can shoot pool.
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[groans]
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Now, that guy's old.
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Honey, I forget,
what was so bad about evil?
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[snoring]
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[cackling]
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Well, ain't this the cat's galoshes?
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My greatest rivals
will witness my greatest triumph.
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I... Man! You guys are elderly!
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- You'll never get away with it, Terror.
- Rah bah bah.
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- Don't you hate it when he does that?
- Terry, you betrayed us.
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We told you all our best anecdotes.
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And we thought you were our friend.
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Well, I'd like to be, but...
Well, it's just...
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...he's my dad.
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You got that right, Esmerelda.
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Now, before I unleash
my darkest desire on the world,
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I think I'm gonna play a little game
called, "I'm OK and You're Not!"
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00:15:04,126 --> 00:15:06,686
[Tick] Not so fast, wrinkly wrongdoer.
246
00:15:06,791 --> 00:15:09,158
You face The Tick.
247
00:15:09,224 --> 00:15:13,992
- [chuckling] You don't get it, do you?
- Tick, he's got the Desire-O-Vac.
248
00:15:15,121 --> 00:15:19,149
That's right, moth-boy.
And let me give you a little demo.
249
00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:23,122
Give me... those things
on The Tick's head.
250
00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:26,312
Huh? [screams]
251
00:15:30,713 --> 00:15:32,875
Terror, you stink!
252
00:15:34,445 --> 00:15:38,974
You know these things always bugged me,
what are they for, anyway?
253
00:15:39,043 --> 00:15:41,808
Can't keep balance.
254
00:15:41,875 --> 00:15:44,902
- I... fall.
- Tick!
255
00:15:46,873 --> 00:15:51,436
You know what? Playing with you saps
is beginning to bore me.
256
00:15:51,537 --> 00:15:55,633
I think it's time for you all
to exit the picture.
257
00:15:55,702 --> 00:15:58,604
Permanently. [hacking]
258
00:15:58,668 --> 00:16:02,127
- Dad, I can't let you do that.
- Ah, rah bah bah.
259
00:16:02,199 --> 00:16:04,691
- I can't...
- Give me...
260
00:16:04,765 --> 00:16:08,725
[Terror shouting]
261
00:16:08,796 --> 00:16:11,960
- Hang on, Tick.
- Mm-hm.
262
00:16:14,927 --> 00:16:19,297
Uh... Uh... Give me those things.
263
00:16:19,391 --> 00:16:20,950
[Human Ton] Come here!
264
00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:23,955
Now you're gonna get it.
265
00:16:24,155 --> 00:16:26,852
Wait, you big goon, forget the moth.
266
00:16:26,921 --> 00:16:29,618
We can have whatever we want.
267
00:16:29,686 --> 00:16:31,348
Oh, yeah.
268
00:16:32,652 --> 00:16:36,817
I want to be a real boy.
269
00:16:36,883 --> 00:16:38,647
- [Arthur laughs]
- [whimpering]
270
00:16:38,749 --> 00:16:44,120
Ha! You see, you can't have wishes
because you don't have your own brain.
271
00:16:44,180 --> 00:16:47,878
You're a puppet.
Literally, a puppet.
272
00:16:47,945 --> 00:16:50,312
[whimpering] No.
273
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:53,141
You can't let him talk to me like that.
274
00:16:53,209 --> 00:16:57,374
- Yeah, shut up!
- [screams]
275
00:16:57,474 --> 00:17:01,969
Why didn't you ever
play catch with me?
276
00:17:02,038 --> 00:17:04,269
Or take me fishing?
277
00:17:05,603 --> 00:17:09,165
Because you're such a little dweeb.
278
00:17:10,335 --> 00:17:12,566
OK, who wants a little of these?
279
00:17:14,999 --> 00:17:17,662
Looks like it's up to the Decency Squad.
280
00:17:17,731 --> 00:17:21,099
- Right.
- I'll knock the big one off his Keds.
281
00:17:21,163 --> 00:17:22,995
I vote for...
282
00:17:25,028 --> 00:17:26,792
[both scream]
283
00:17:29,193 --> 00:17:31,253
[growling]
284
00:17:32,124 --> 00:17:35,788
- OK.
- Ah!
285
00:17:35,856 --> 00:17:38,792
Rocket from the sockets!
286
00:17:42,620 --> 00:17:44,282
Whoa!
287
00:17:48,184 --> 00:17:51,484
Well, that was an Oedipal moment.
288
00:17:51,549 --> 00:17:54,781
- [both] Huh?
- Sophocles.
289
00:17:54,847 --> 00:17:57,612
- [speaks French]
- [Handy] Oedipus Tyrannus?
290
00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:01,947
The guy plucks his own eyes out?!
Read a book!
291
00:18:03,044 --> 00:18:05,343
[both groans]
292
00:18:08,142 --> 00:18:11,772
Oh, uh...
Give me, uh, The Tick's antennae.
293
00:18:12,407 --> 00:18:15,741
[groans]
294
00:18:15,805 --> 00:18:17,967
No. No, no!
295
00:18:18,037 --> 00:18:23,476
Why couldn't you...
just be a dad once in a while?
296
00:18:23,534 --> 00:18:26,003
I had to work.
297
00:18:26,067 --> 00:18:28,798
Money doesn't grow on trees, you know.
298
00:18:28,866 --> 00:18:32,928
I'll handle this monster.
You go help The Tick.
299
00:18:32,997 --> 00:18:34,761
Back off, grandpa.
300
00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:40,234
[chuckles] You can't beat me,
I'm full of tinier men.
301
00:18:41,027 --> 00:18:42,359
[grunts]
302
00:18:42,426 --> 00:18:44,054
[laughs]
303
00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:46,287
The Living Doll strikes!
304
00:18:47,957 --> 00:18:50,290
Hey, get back here.
305
00:18:51,655 --> 00:18:54,352
I'm full of tinier men, too!
306
00:18:54,420 --> 00:18:56,719
[laughs]
307
00:18:58,952 --> 00:19:03,515
- I don't feel well.
- OK, big fella, we got you.
308
00:19:03,616 --> 00:19:06,176
Lean on me, go ahead.
309
00:19:07,181 --> 00:19:10,709
Give me these things
back on The Tick's head.
310
00:19:10,780 --> 00:19:12,749
OK, that hurt.
311
00:19:12,879 --> 00:19:16,611
Oh, man. That is so much better.
312
00:19:16,677 --> 00:19:20,546
[Handy grunts]
313
00:19:20,608 --> 00:19:25,273
[cackling]
Now what are you gonna do, tiny man?
314
00:19:26,906 --> 00:19:29,375
[Handy screams]
315
00:19:30,371 --> 00:19:32,738
[Human Ton growls]
316
00:19:33,370 --> 00:19:35,430
Spoon!
317
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:40,332
All right!
318
00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:46,430
You wouldn't put your old man
in prison now, would you, sonny boy?
319
00:19:46,497 --> 00:19:49,057
Yes, Dad, I guess I would.
320
00:19:49,162 --> 00:19:52,860
- Is that all of you, honey?
- I... I think so.
321
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:56,390
Oh, nuts! Where did you come from?
322
00:19:56,459 --> 00:19:59,429
[snoring]
323
00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:03,428
And so, once again,
we find that the evil of the past
324
00:20:03,489 --> 00:20:07,620
seeps into the present like salad
dressing through cheap waxed paper,
325
00:20:07,687 --> 00:20:10,179
mixing memory and desire.
326
00:20:10,253 --> 00:20:14,554
You guys escort the Terror outside,
and I'll handle the Human Ton.
327
00:20:14,618 --> 00:20:16,348
[Human Ton, muffled] Thank you.
328
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:21,252
Uh, Tick, do us a favor
and destroy that Desire-O-Vac.
329
00:20:21,780 --> 00:20:23,146
Gotcha.
330
00:20:24,379 --> 00:20:29,044
Give me a BLT.
331
00:20:29,110 --> 00:20:31,477
Oh! Fab!
332
00:20:32,942 --> 00:20:35,707
Hmm? You call this a BLT?
333
00:20:35,808 --> 00:20:38,676
Where's the mayonnaise?!
334
00:20:41,072 --> 00:20:43,098
[groans]
335
00:20:43,148 --> 00:20:47,698
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