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[alarm buzzing]
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[sign buzzing]
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[ticking]
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[water running]
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Hello, gorgeous. Give us a smile.
[clicking tongue] Aces!
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[phone ringing]
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Hola.
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[Arthur] Die Fledermaus?
Hi, it's Arthur.
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Can you get down
to the furniture store right away?
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Roger, Arthur.
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Hey, wait a second. Is this
some kind of superhero emergency?
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No. We need you
to help us pick out some furniture.
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Oh, furniture. I'll be right there.
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[Die Fledermaus] It's about time you got
rid of that pile of junk in your place.
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A good decorating strategy is the
hallmark of a distinguished gentleman.
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Yes, well, Arthur and I need big
furniture. Superhero furniture!
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You know, hewn from the great trees
of our ancient forests.
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Forged from iron ore freshly mined
from the earth's fertile depths.
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- Yes, but on a budget.
- Well, yeah, OK.
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Huge but cheap.
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Quite the decorating challenge.
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Step aside, boys. I'm on the case.
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Aah... French colonial.
They had craftsmen then.
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Oh, and speaking of well put together...
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[speaking Spanish]
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I see you're admiring the Louis XVI.
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Actually, this is a Queen Anne.
It's a common mistake.
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Aah, now this
is truly a beautiful piece.
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Perfect for infighting.
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Infighting? OK.
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Let the rabble have their
cheap dinette sets and vinyl couches.
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Give me furniture
that lives and breathes,
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that pulsates with the toil.
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Oh, keep making that mouth music,
beautiful.
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I'm reading you like a cheap paperback.
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Yes. Yes, I believe you do understand.
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Here's a beautiful thought, gorgeous.
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Prepare for the return
of the Ottoman Empire.
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Hey. Hey, I didn't catch your name!
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[sighing] Intoxicating.
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Now this is a place
to park your pudding. Huh?
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Hey, cool!
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If I hurry, I might just be able to
catch up with the most alluring creature
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I've ever laid eyes on.
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- Wow!
- Tick, there you are.
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- Where have you been?
- I didn't realize furniture technology
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had made such great strides.
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Huh? What are you talking about?
What furniture?
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- It left.
- What do you mean, it left?
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- It didn't just walk away.
- Yes, Arthur, it did.
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[Arthur] The furniture
is moving by itself.
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- That's not supposed to happen.
- It's not?
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- Furniture riot! [grunts]
- [growling]
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Rogue love seat,
you face The Tick!
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- Not so fast, my little wooden friend.
- [yells]
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Cheap, mass-produced,
do-it-yourself, pre-fab...
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Hey, nice piece.
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Oh, mahogany inlay. Greek veneer.
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[Ottoman] OK, let's go, let's go!
Lift those legs!
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From now on, you're all mine!
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You!
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Stay with me.
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- [barking]
- Cut it out. Cut it out!
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[screaming]
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[grunting] Come on, lady.
Call off your muscle.
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Let him go.
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- [sighs] So you're evil, huh?
- Yeah.
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Well, it's always something.
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[Tick laughing] Take that!
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[smashing]
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Until we meet again. [blows kiss]
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You better run!
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No one messes
with Die Fledermaus, baby!
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Good work.
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[man] And now, the highlight of our tour
and the moment you've been waiting for,
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the museum's prize exhibit,
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the world's most comfortable chair.
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[all gasp]
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[chattering indistinctly]
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[machine beeping]
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- [man] How do you like the chair?
- I like the chair very much.
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- Do you find the chair comfortable?
- Yes.
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Sitting in this chair
is the best thing I've ever done.
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Good. OK. Thank you, you can go.
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No, no.
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I am never, ever
getting out of this chair.
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No! No! No!
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Perhaps, by now,
some of you have guessed it.
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- Yes, I am that man.
- [all exclaim]
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And even though I finally escaped
the terrible comfort of this chair,
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I've never left its side.
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[Ottoman] You're about to now, old man!
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What?
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I claim this furniture
in the name of the Ottoman Empire!
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Come to your empress.
My wish is your command.
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[all scream]
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Boys! The chair!
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[man] I don't know what your game is,
but you'll never get away with it.
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There'll be blizzards in July
before I left you steal the...
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Oh! Hello, old friend.
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You have all just witnessed
a small demonstration of my powers.
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Soon my furniture army will be complete.
We will bring the city to its knees!
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[grunts]
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Prepare for the return
of the Ottoman Empire!
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[cackling]
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Tick, come on, man.
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- Stay cool.
- I'm cool.
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Tick! Shh!
We're trying to sneak in.
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- She may already be inside.
- What makes you think she'll come here?
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Oh. Ivan's has the biggest collection
of furniture in the city.
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Anyone putting together a furniture army
would have to come here.
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How do we get in? [screams]
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[crash]
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Arthur! Die Fledermaus! It's OK!
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I landed on beanbags.
Come on down!
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- [whispering] Tick, be quiet!
- Yeah. Clam up.
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[Tick] OK!
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- Oh! Oh, pardon me.
- Very sorry.
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- You!
- You!
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I thought I might find you here.
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What's going on
in that pretty little head?
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[giggling]
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Well, I'm amassing a lethal army
of furniture to take over the city
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and rule in tyranny.
Say, just who are you anyway, stranger?
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You and your ears
and that big, goofy smile.
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I'm the guy who's going
to sweep you off your feet.
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How's dinner and a movie?
Say, Thursday?
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But we come from two different worlds,
Die Fledermaus.
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You're good, and I'm, well...
I'm evil.
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Tomato, tomato.
We'll work around it.
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American Maid!
What are you doing here?
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It's called crime fighting, remember?
Sleuthing, staking a place out?
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For your information,
I have everything under control.
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"Dinner and a movie Thursday"
doesn't sound like control to me.
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It's perfect for villains
with eye makeup planning on taking over.
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[grunting]
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- Who's your girlfriend?
- Oh, she's not my girlfriend.
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She's just someone I work with.
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- [Arthur] There she is!
- Pack it in, Ottoman.
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You've heisted your last high boy.
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Gentlemen, have a seat.
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Your little game
of musical chairs is over.
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Attack!
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Ready, fire!
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[whistles]
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- Nice work, Tick.
- Thank you, Arthur.
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The key is going against the grain.
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Oh! Whoa!
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[moaning]
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[chuckling]
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I have my army!
The city will be mine!
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See you Thursday!
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- [grunting] Arthur, are you OK?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
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Don't let her get away!
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- Tick, come on.
- You guys go ahead.
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I'll just stay here.
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Hey, The Tick's trapped
in the world's most comfortable chair.
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Tick, you've gotta fight it.
Evil is on the loose!
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Oh, evil's bad.
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The Ottoman is about
to take over the city.
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The city's nice.
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Evil is bad.
Must... save... city!
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Get off of me!
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You little creeps!
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[struggling] Whoa!
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Ooh...
Doesn't get much comfier than that.
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What do you have
to say for yourself? Hmm? Anything?
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Well, I think I pulled
a tendon or something.
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[American Maid] Your crush
on Ottoman nearly got us creamed.
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Yeah!
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I agree. Falling in love
with a super villain
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is trouble with a capital "Troub."
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Everybody just butt out!
I'm not in love with her.
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I'm Die Fledermaus. The only
person I'm in love with is me!
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And I'm outta here!
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"Trouble with a capital 'Troub.'"
Big blue freak. What does he know?
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[sighing] Oh, but what do I know?
How can I love a super villain?
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I'm a superhero.
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What sweet torture.
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Say, this is a little bit of all right.
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Glad you like it.
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I must be crazy.
What am I doing here?
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It's love, darling.
Don't try to fight it.
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You could have this every night,
you know.
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- Hmm... Fruit plate.
- Die Fledermaus, once we're married,
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we can rule the city side-by-side.
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[stuttering] M... M... Married?
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- Married?
- Yes, married!
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Oh, we'll be such a handsome couple,
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sowing fear and discontent
throughout the land.
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Together for the rest of our lives.
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All so sudden. Rest of our lives?
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Air getting thin!
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It's just that marriage
is kind of a big word for me.
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Not that you're not the one, baby.
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But I've been burnt in the past,
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and I'm not trying to say
that I'm not a commitment kind of guy.
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It's just that, well,
you'll be working such long hours,
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sowing fear and all.
We'd never get to see each other.
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Silence!
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Do you reject a cherished place
next to the throne of the empress?
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[Tick] Ottoman, there'll be no justice
of the peace for you!
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Just a big piece of justice!
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You! How dare you people!
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Of all the rude, insolent...
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Attack, my children!
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Defend the empire! Attack!
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Die Fledermaus, help me!
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Die Fledermaus, I can give you
everything you've ever dreamed of.
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Hmm...
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Loyal colleague, helps a lot of people,
wouldn't let me fall.
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Wants to tie me down,
force for evil...
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Airplane!
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[all screaming]
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[man] Towards the front of the plane,
you might make out
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five people in costumes having a fight
with some dining room furniture.
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You know, you're in
a lot of trouble, my friend.
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- You are out of control.
- We're falling!
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No!
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Whoa! [grunts]
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Looks like I'm going solo.
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[bellows]
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Thanks, Arthur. I owe you one.
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[gasping] No problem.
Don't mention it.
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- Tick!
- Tick, you're OK.
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I thought maybe...
Well, I... I didn't know what to think.
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[chuckling]
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[with British accent] You're very kind
to be so concerned, little moth man.
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You and your cleaning woman here must
be my guests for dinner this evening
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at my villa.
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You know, you didn't really
have to save me back there.
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Not save you, my sweet?
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And who would rule beside me
during my glorious reign over the city?
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Oh, yes, of course!
[chuckling nervously] How stupid of me.
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And it will be glorious,
won't it, darling?
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Just the two of us, the empress and her
adoring helpmate growing old together.
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Yah! [grunts]
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You'll marry me, my sweet.
You have no choice!
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Oh, man.
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And though Ottoman has amassed an
army to overpower the city's defenses,
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she appears to have diverted her
energies to the pursuit of a man:
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Die Fledermaus,
one of the city's lesser heroes.
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We'll have more as the story develops.
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[with accent] Sarsaparilla and fresh
horses for all my men.
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Hmm. I'm worried about The Tick.
246
00:17:52,959 --> 00:17:56,327
I don't think falling 4,000 feet
and getting hit by a subway train
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did him any good.
248
00:17:57,969 --> 00:18:03,306
Conserve energy, little moth man,
for tonight, we dance.
249
00:18:03,380 --> 00:18:07,317
The Tick will be fine, Arthur.
Now, we've gotta find Die Fledermaus.
250
00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:10,084
The Ottoman won't be far behind.
251
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Die Fledermaus! Are you OK?
252
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If we don't put that crazy dame away,
she's gonna marry me!
253
00:18:17,573 --> 00:18:19,735
Get down. Close the shades.
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[all yelp]
255
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Oh, no.
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[Ottoman chuckling]
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[struggling] Send in the dragoons!
258
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OK, come on. Let's get up to the roof.
I've got a plan.
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- A-ha!
- Tick! Grab the comfortable chair!
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[with British woman's accent]
I'm to be addressed as "Duchess."
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OK, Duchess,
lug that chair up to the roof.
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Splendid!
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Do you understand
the plan, Ti... Duchess?
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[with British man's accent]
The Duchess? Is she here? Bully!
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[Ottoman] So, Die Fledermaus,
you refuse to marry me?!
266
00:19:16,086 --> 00:19:20,046
Fine! Well, then you'll be destroyed
with the rest of them.
267
00:19:20,127 --> 00:19:23,825
I'm no stranger to loneliness.
I grew up lonely.
268
00:19:23,902 --> 00:19:27,964
No brothers, no sisters,
no playmates, no pets.
269
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The only friends I had were furniture.
270
00:19:30,948 --> 00:19:33,417
I played with furniture,
I talked to furniture,
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I listened to furniture,
I thought I was furniture.
272
00:19:37,294 --> 00:19:40,787
Until I was 13, I was a coffee table.
273
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[screams]
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- Now, now!
- Right-o!
275
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Maybe I don't have to be evil anymore.
276
00:19:56,564 --> 00:20:01,195
Maybe I can just sit in this chair.
This is all the furniture I need.
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[moaning]
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[in normal voice] Arthur.
American Maid. What's doing?
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Don't ever try to marry me again.
280
00:20:09,589 --> 00:20:11,922
Why would anyone want to marry you?
281
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Why would anyone want to do anything
but sit in this lovely chair?
282
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Look, Arthur. It's a completely
rehabilitated villain.
283
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She's comfortable with herself.
284
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Comfort, commitment, marriage.
What do these things have in common?
285
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The letter "C." Except for marriage.
286
00:20:29,428 --> 00:20:32,921
And if people get all British
whenever they get knocked on the head,
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what do British people get?
288
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I know. Comatose!
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Another "C."
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Tick, it's great
to have you back to normal.
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You too, Arthur.
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