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- [screaming]
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- Eddie, you all right?
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- [groaning]
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- Joon-Ho wants his money.
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- [groans]
- And don't make us come back,
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because next time probably
won't be as fun as this.
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- [groaning]
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- And that's a pinky promise.
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- [groaning]
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- Yo, Ed?
Ed?
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- Fuck, you guys.
I need some help!
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[groans]
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♪ Now, now,
now, now, now ♪
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[siren wailing]
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- How's it going, Ed?
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- I'm dizzy, man.
I'm fucking dying.
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- Look, you're not dying, all
right? We'll be there in eight minutes.
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- What? No!
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Fingers--fingers can't go
that long without breathing.
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- No, no.
You're thinking of fish.
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Fingers don't breathe.
They just bleed out.
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It takes a little bit
longer, but--but-- but--you're--you're good, man.
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- Look, but it got, like,
dirt and shit all over.
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What if it's ruined, man?
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- Look, all right?
It's not ruined.
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We're gonna go.
They'll rinse it off.
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And they'll...sew it back on.
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- Oh, there's a veterinary
hospital right there.
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Pull in. - Yeah, if you want
your nuts cut off.
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All right, we gotta go
to a human hospital
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where they know how to sew
fucking fingers back on, Hal.
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- Hey, all right-- - No, we
gotta put this thing on ice!
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- Uh--oh, we got Billy
Miner's pub up the street.
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They got fucking ice.
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[tires squealing]
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[tires screech]
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[horn honking]
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- Just stay calm, Eddie,
all right? Keep breathing.
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Just like that.
Keep breathing.
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Keep it above your heart.
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- What?
- You gotta go in, man.
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The sign says no shirt,
no shoes, no service.
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- Did you tell them that we have
a guy bleeding to death out here?
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- Well, no. I didn't go
in 'cause of the sign.
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- Wait, am I bleeding to death?
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- Hal, if you don't get your
fucking ass in that pub right now.
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- Okay, all right, all right,
all right. - Get the ice!
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- I am dying, aren't I?
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- No, no, no, no, no.
Dude, you cannot die
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from getting your finger
cut off, all right?
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But what the fuck happened?
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- These--these guys.
There was two of them.
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They just--they--they
jumped me, man.
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- These guys?
Who?
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- [stammering] Fuck, these drug
dealers my brother owes money to.
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- [exhales]
- [groans]
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- Look, I got some
boys up in Vice.
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We can get these
fuckers today, Eddie.
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- No, no, no, no cops, please.
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Please, my--my mom, she-- she's
trying to sell the company.
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And this--this is
bad press, okay?
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It'll--it'll fuck the deal.
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And just please no cops--no.
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- Fuck, man.
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- Hey, put the finger in here.
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You want me to hold the glass,
or you got it?
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What? No.
Gimme--give me that. Gimme.
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[tires squealing]
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[siren blaring]
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- Hang in there, Eddie, all
right? We'll be there soon.
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- Uh, why does this ice stink?
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- Hal, why does the ice stink?
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- Okay, I tried to order
a vodka on the rocks,
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but the guy wouldn't serve me
'cause of the no-shirt thing.
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I even told him he was bleeding
to death, like you said.
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- Why would you order a vodka?
I told you to get plain ice.
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- I--I know.
I figured the vodka
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would kill the
bacteria on the finger,
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but I mean, the
bartender, he's--
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He's a fucking prick, man.
I mean, he didn't even care.
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He wouldn't--
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- Is that a urinal cake?
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- Uh...
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Okay, look, it might
be a urinal cake.
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- What--is my pinky in piss ice?
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- I forgot to mention that,
but yeah, it is, okay.
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- Are you fucking kidding me?
Dude!
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- I'm sorry, okay?
You didn't drink that, did you?
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- What? No, I didn't drink it!
My finger's in there!
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- Okay, it's fine, all right?
Urine is sterile!
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- I'm gonna fucking
kill you, man.
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- Urine is sterile!
- I'm gonna fucking kill you.
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- Fuck!
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- You put his fucking
pinky in piss ice!
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- It was an emergency--
- What is wrong with you?
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- I didn't want to.
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It wasn't my Plan A.
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I had to think fast.
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[soothing music]
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♪ ♪
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[indistinct P.A. announcement]
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- Hey, guys.
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- Dude.
- Whoa.
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- What the hell did they do to
you? It's been almost 24 hours.
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- Yeah, man,
I thought you died in there.
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- Uh, yeah,
sewing on a pinky's no joke.
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They had like ten people
working on this little fucker.
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- Oh.
- So it's--it's on?
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- Oh, yeah.
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- Looks pretty on.
- I mean, is it fine?
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- I don't know.
We'll see.
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They, uh--they said in a week
I'll know if it's somewhat functional,
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or totally not functional.
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- Oh, my God.
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- Can you still keep it
if it's totally not functional?
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- Why would he keep it?
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- Appearances.
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S-shadow puppets.
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- So--so they said you--you
could just go? How do you feel?
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- Yeah, no.
Pretty--pretty damn good.
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They--they got me all hopped up
on Vicodin or some shit.
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Like I was singing
with the nurses.
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And I, uh--I actually think
I made a phone call
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and arranged a business dinner
for tonight at Juniper
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with Double Decker Becker.
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- Ooh. It's Upper-Decker
Becker, though.
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- Yeah.
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- What?
No, no, you said--
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- I know.
We--we discussed it,
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and I was wrong, so, from
now on, Upper-Decker Becker.
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- Yeah, oh, this is your shirt.
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- Oh, great.
Thank you, man.
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- Yeah, yeah.
- I really wanted this back.
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[soothing music]
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- So, yeah, I guess
the lesson is,
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if you drop something
down the garbage disposal,
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you gotta let that shit go.
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- Yeah, I guess so.
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I've been dying
to try this place.
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I'm so happy you
got a reservation.
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- Yeah, no, I-I didn't get one.
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- What?
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You said you were gonna
make a reservation.
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- No, I said I would
take care of it.
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- Yeah, but you didn't.
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- Make a reservation, no,
but I am gonna take care of it.
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- What are you talking about?
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This place is
impossible to get into.
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- Uh, yeah, but I'm not
playing that game anymore.
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- What game?
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- The reservation game.
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See, to make a reservation, you
have to be living in the future.
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And I'm actually trying to do
this thing where I live in the now.
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- Okay, but...
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The reservation
would be for now.
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- Yeah, if you had made it
in the past, yeah.
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- I'm confused.
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- Okay, um, all right.
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Remember how everyone used to
call me Stan-the-man-with-a-plan?
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- No.
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- I-I used to do everything
according to plan.
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Yet, shockingly,
my life didn't go as planned.
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So I'm embracing a new me.
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Stan-the-man-with-no-fucking-pla
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Just wait here.
I'm gonna go talk to them.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Okay? Trust me!
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[classy jazz music]
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- Good evening.
- Hey, how are you?
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Uh, party of two, please.
- Name?
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- Uh, no, I don't
have a reservation.
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- Oh, I'm sorry, sir,
we only take reservations.
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- Yeah, I-I figured that, but
I'm sure we can work something out.
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We're happy to wait at the bar
or anything, really.
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- We're fully
booked this evening.
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- Right, which is why
I could use your help.
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- I'm sorry, there's really
nothing I can do to help you tonight.
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- He's right, sir.
We're extremely busy.
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- Uh, no, I get that.
I do, um,
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but have you ever
heard of Eckhart Tolle?
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- No, and he's not getting a
table unless he has a reservation.
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- Oh, no.
I'm not--I'm not name-dropping.
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I'm, uh--trying to appeal
to your better self.
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- Oh.
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- You see, I'm doing this thing
where I'm living in the now.
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Um, you know, being more
spontaneous. Going with the flow.
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Letting the universe take you
where it wants to.
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- Well, that's interesting.
- It is!
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It is, but living in
the now pretty much
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precludes making
any sort of plans,
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which is why I didn't make a
reservation, if you follow.
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- Sure.
- Yes, okay, so,
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as you can imagine, if this
whole living in the now stuff is gonna pan out,
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I need help from
like-minded people,
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and you seem like you might
be one of those people.
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- I am.
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- I-I'm going. I'm--
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Yeah, no,
I think you were right.
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- Hm.
Go figure.
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- Yeah.
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Look, I-I'm sensing
that my new life philosophy
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is gonna have a few
hiccups like this,
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and I'm gonna be wrong a lot.
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Well, I don't think
I'm wrong about this.
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There is a spot a few blocks
down that doesn't even take reservations,
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and is fucking delicious.
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Will you give me one more shot?
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Maybe?
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[piano music]
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- I can't believe
I'm eating this crap.
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- See, you're living
in the now, now.
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- [chuckles]
- It feels good, right?
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- Mm.
- Look at this.
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It's like ahh.
Just take this in, you know?
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Like the beautiful moon...
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Behind the clouds,
the gentle breeze,
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these gourmet dogs,
this lemonade!
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Are you kidding me with this
shit? What do they put in here?
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- I have to admit
it's pretty damn good.
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- It's better than sitting
in a stuffy restaurant, right?
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Out in nature,
amongst the people--
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- Give me all your
fucking money.
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- What, oh.
Wait, are you serious?
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- Yeah, I'm fucking serious.
- Okay, all right, just--
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- Here.
- Now you.
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- I-I don't have any cash.
- Bullshit, okay?
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The hot dog stand
doesn't take plastic.
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- I-I paid.
- You fucking let her pay?
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- I--look, just like, just take
my debit and credit cards, please.
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Just go--
- Fuck that.
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You want me to get seen on the
fucking cameras by the police, huh?
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You have fucking cash.
You think I'm stupid?
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- What? No.
I think--I think you're lost.
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- Fuck you!
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- Wait, no,
I-I was a lost soul, too, okay?
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A shitty past, no future.
I get it.
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I know what you're
going through.
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All--all we have
is right now, okay?
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- It's you, me, and April.
That's it.
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- Ed, let it go. - You
don't--you don't have to do this.
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You can walk away.
Just walk away.
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That's okay to do, all right?
All you have to do is just embrace--
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- Shut the fuck up!
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- Oh, shit.
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- [breathing heavily]
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[groaning]
- Oh, fuck, April!
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- [groaning]
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- Oh, did it--oh,
that's a lot of blood!
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Help!
Help!
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Someone call 911!
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