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[rock music]
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- ♪ I wanna please, baby ♪
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♪ It's all or nothing ♪
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♪ Walking with the man ♪
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MAN: All right!
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- ♪ Remembering your hand ♪
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♪ Oh, when you put it away ♪
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MAN: Yeah!
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- Hey, Mr. Poole!
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- Hey... man.
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What are you--what
are you doing here?
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- I work here.
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- You--wait, you still work
at the factory though, right?
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- Oh, yeah.
Pick up a few shifts here.
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You know, get some walking
around money. You know how it is.
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- Right.
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Hey, man, thank you
for coming to the funeral.
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It meant a lot to my mom.
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- Of course, man.
Of course.
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Can I get y'all some drinks?
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- Yeah.
You--
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- A pitcher of Bud, please?
- Right.
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- And my son's the singer,
so I get half price.
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- Oh, wait, let me--let me get
that. - No, no, no, I got it.
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- No, really, you
don't have to do that.
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- Yeah, I know I don't have to.
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I want to.
It's okay.
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- Thank you.
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♪ ♪
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- Oh, for fuck's sake,
would you get off that thing?
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Put it away.
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- Yeah, sor--no, I was just
checking one last thing.
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- Yeah, the world
is gonna be fine
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if you're not checking in on it
every ten minutes, I promise.
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We'll be right here.
- Thank you.
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- Thanks.
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SINGER: ♪ For us if you ♪
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♪ Leave me here with nothing ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Oh, the saddest truth ♪
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♪ Give all your all to me ♪
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♪ I wanna kiss you, baby ♪
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♪ It's all or nothing ♪
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- Hey, these guys, they sound,
like, pretty damn good.
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What were you talking about?
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- I said the sound sucks.
The band is great.
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- Wait, I know this song, right?
Who sings this originally?
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- They did.
He wrote it.
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- Wait, this is him?
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- Yeah.
Yeah, he's a good songwriter.
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Well, he better be.
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When he dropped out of the
ninth grade, he was like,
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"Mom, that's it, I'm done,
I'm a musician,"
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and then I was like,
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"Okay, hotshot, let's do it, but
I'm gonna hold you to the fire."
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- Meaning...?
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- I wake his ass up
every single morning.
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Because if you're gonna be a
musician, then be a musician, right?
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I mean, the Counting Crows
didn't get to where they are
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by sleeping in until noon.
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- I literally know nothing
about the Counting Crows
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or their sleeping habits, so...
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- [laughs]
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- Hey, Cap'n, what
are you doing here?
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Hey, hey, Fucky,
look what the cat dragged in.
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It's our boss man.
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- I know, I know.
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You know what, it really, really
is good to see you out and about, Mr. Poole.
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- Ed.
Just--just call me Ed.
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- Hi.
- Oh--you guys, Sarah.
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Sarah, this is... Fucky and...
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- [laughs]
- Hi, Fucky.
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- Yeah, we work with a lot of
people. He can't remember everybody's name.
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Joe and Mark.
- Joe and Mark.
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I know that.
It's just, like, out of context.
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- A round of tequila
shots on me, okay?
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- Ooh, yeah.
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- Oh, yeah--no,
that--I--thank you, Joe.
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I just--I don't do shots, but
you guys-- yeah, you guys do...
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- Mark.
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- Joe.
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- Yeah, let's do it up.
Let's--yeah.
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- ♪ Now, now,
now, now, now ♪
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- See, this is that
fucking old school shit,
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the way it's supposed
to be, you know?
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None of that...
[laughter]
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None of that, like, pen
or edible shit, you know?
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- Nah, no, man, I'm
working. Maybe later.
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- Well, what time--
what time do you get off?
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- You want grass?
- Yup.
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- Uh, about 2:30.
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- 2:30?
How does that work?
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- What?
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- What--aren't you supposed
to be at the factory at 7:00?
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- Yeah, man.
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As long as I get a couple
hours sleep, I'm good.
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I mean, I got little ones to
worry about, so I'll worry about sleep later.
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- Hey, Cap'n, can
you keep a secret?
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- Yeah.
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- I gotta tinkle.
[laughter]
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Handle this.
- Okay.
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Won't tell a soul.
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- I better help him with that.
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- Help him?
- Mm.
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- I don't think he
needs help with that.
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- You don't know him as well as
I do. [laughter]
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I'll see y'all.
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- See ya, man.
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- That was--
- Do you want this?
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- No, I'm good.
I'm good.
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- Yeah, I'm
sufficiently fucked up.
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- Yeah, I feel--I'm,
like, perfect right now.
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Those guys must be so much fun
to work with.
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- No, it's--yeah.
- Okay.
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So was it always your dream
when you were a little boy
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to run a tractor factory?
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- Me?
No, God--God no.
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No, and I don't--I don't run it.
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I just--I work there, just
like-- just like those guys.
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- Okay, what do you do?
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- What do I do there?
Um...
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- [laughs]
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- Meetings sometimes?
Uh...
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- God, really?
- Wow.
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I've worked there
a year and a half,
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and I don't know how to answer
that question.
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- Then why are you still there?
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- Okay, um...
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some shit happened
a couple years ago
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and I had nowhere else to go,
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so now I sit at my desk
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all day, every day,
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trying to figure out
what I'm supposed to be doing.
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It's kind of pathetic, right?
[laughs]
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I'm like one of those kids
from "Succession."
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Do you--do you watch that show?
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- [laughs]
No.
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I don't watch a lot of TV.
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I mean, why watch fake people
when you could go out
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and be with real
people like you?
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Come on, he's gonna go
back on soon. Let's go.
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ To my love ♪
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♪ I give all ♪
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♪ I know ♪
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[laughter]
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♪ What's in my heart ♪
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♪ Travels on ♪
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♪ With my soul ♪
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- Ha!
Got you back, you little shit!
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- ♪ Through every life ♪
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♪ We'll remain dancing ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ It's one point in time ♪
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ED: Fuck cancer.
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Why do bad things always happen
to good alpacas?
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- Thank you, that's
what I'm saying, man.
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First, he gets worms.
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Then he eats the bad acorns.
Now fucking cancer?
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- The alpaca got a name?
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- Alpaca--Al Pacacino.
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That's the name!
[laughter]
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That's it!
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- Wait, so this alpaca is the
coach from "Any Given Sunday"?
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- Lot of dicks in that movie.
- "Sunday"?
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He was in way better
movies than that.
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"Jack and Jill"?
- "Jack and Jill."
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- "Once Upon a
Time... In Hollywood."
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- Dude, Brad Pitt, by the way?
- Yeah? Mm-hmm?
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- Can't recognize faces.
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- The fuck you talking about?
- He's got that disease.
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He can't recognize faces.
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- Poor Brad Pitt.
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He's also got that shit
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where he was born an old man and
he just keeps getting younger.
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[laughter]
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Wait, what was I saying
right before I said that?
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- Hey, Cap'n.
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You taking on water.
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- Water?
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- Yeah, yeah.
Let's get you back to port, man.
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- Really?
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- Yeah.
You're not driving, are you?
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- Not if you don't want me to.
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- No, no, no, no. I'ma call
you an Uber, all right?
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- Kay.
- All right, come on, man.
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- You taking care of me?
- Yeah, man.
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Dude, you're our boss.
- No, I'm not your boss, man.
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I'm your boy.
You're my Joe.
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- You can call me Fucky.
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[funky music]
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♪ ♪
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SINGER: ♪ Carla's
got a boyfriend ♪
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[phone beeps]
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- Yeah.
He didn't show.
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No.
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What a letdown.
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SINGER: ♪ Carla's
got a boyfriend ♪
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- Want anything else?
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- Oh, no, no.
This is great.
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You were right
about the pie, Jack.
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[laughs]
It was so good!
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[sighs]
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SINGER: ♪ I might take
care of him, to be honest ♪
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- Take a piece of him.
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SINGER: ♪ Promises ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ I've made so many ♪
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♪ Been so wrong ♪
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