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[somber music]
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- We're so so sorry.
- Thank you.
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♪ ♪
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Your socks are blue.
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- What?
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- Your suit is black,
the socks are blue.
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- Who cares?
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- People care.
It's disrespectful.
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- Mr. Poole,
I'm sorry about Jeff.
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- Thanks.
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- My condolences.
- Thank you.
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- Thanks.
- So sorry for your loss.
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- Thank you.
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- Who was that?
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- What do you mean,
"who was that?"
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They work for us
at the factory.
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You've seen them
every day for a year.
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- Oh, right.
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- Why aren't you
wearing a belt?
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- Shh, just--
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- Don't you shush your mother
at your brother's funeral.
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SINGERS: ♪ Now,
now, now, now, now ♪
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- Today, we come
together in grief
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to mourn the passing
of Jeffrey Poole.
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- Michigan's about to lose
in the Big House,
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which means my parlay's
gonna pay off 240 fuckin' bucks.
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It's awesome, baby.
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- Seriously?
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Can you not be so happy at
your friend's brother's funeral?
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All right,
please put the phone away.
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- No one can tell, okay?
Look at me.
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Head down, hands folded,
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like I'm all sad
and praying and shit.
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- Three seconds, and that
phone's going in the grave.
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PRIEST: When we tragically lose
someone we've known and loved,
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we are reminded of
the frailty of life,
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and it becomes more clear
what is most precious.
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- Wonder when Ed's gonna
tell us how Jeff did it.
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- He's not.
And don't ask him.
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- Why can't I ask?
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- Because you don't ask a friend
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how a loved one
killed themselves.
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All right?
It's bad suicide etiquette.
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- Really?
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I feel like it's bad suicide
etiquette not to ask.
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Yeah, gives off the impression
you don't give a shit, you know?
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Like, "Hey, sorry about
your dead brother.
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Did you hear the McRib is back?"
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No, a caring person wants
to know details, you know?
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Like when you meet someone
in a wheelchair.
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You gotta ask.
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- Oh, shit.
Look who showed.
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- What?
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- Unreal.
- The balls on those two.
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After what they did to Eddie?
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- How can Jeffrey do this to me?
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Especially after your father.
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PRIEST: Thy rod and thy
staff, they comfort me...
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- Ed.
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Hey.
I'm so sorry for your loss.
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KYLE: Yeah, man.
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If there's anything we can do...
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MAXINE: [gasps] Ed!
[crowd shouting]
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PRIEST: For the love of God!
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[placid music]
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- Hey, man.
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Look, I don't know if it's cool
to say this or not, but...
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that was my all time
favorite funeral.
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- Thanks, Hal.
- Yeah.
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- It's definitely
not cool to say that.
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- I'm just saying,
Kyle had it coming,
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and Eddie fuckin' brung it.
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Also these éclairs are
fuckin' lights out.
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Do you know where
you guys got these?
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- Nah, I, uh, wasn't in charge
of the éclairs.
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- Okay, so you don't
know if they're like
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special funeral éclairs
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you can only get if, you know,
if someone dies, or...
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can you get them anytime?
That's all I wanna know.
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- What the fuck
is wrong with you?
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- What?
- Special "funeral éclairs"?
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- Hey, I don't know how
funeral food works, okay?
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- You're nuts.
- No, I'm not.
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- Hey--hey, Ed, uh,
Julie sends her love.
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She wanted to be here,
but the baby's sick, you know?
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- Yeah, no, tell her, uh--
tell her I appreciate that.
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- What happened to your neck?
Why's it all red?
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- Oh, uh.
You know, rash.
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- Sheesh.
- Yeah.
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- Ooh.
- Cheap cologne.
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Yeah.
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- Just a heads up,
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if you're going to spritz
your cock with cologne,
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you gotta cover up
that dick hole, bud.
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It can burn.
It can burn real bad.
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- It's a good tip.
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- Good tip.
See what you did.
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- Ed, your mother would like
to speak with you.
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- He survived
78 fucking months in prison,
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and the day he's released,
he fucking kills himself.
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It makes no fucking sense.
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- We don't know what
he went through.
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- You know, I wanted
to be there when he got out.
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I was going to be there to
hug him, and they said no,
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that's not what Jeffrey wanted.
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Just send him his
car, no visitors.
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Just give him some time
to clean himself up,
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and he'll come see us.
The fucking liar!
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[sighs]
- All right, Ma,
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just try not to be
so hard on him, all right?
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- When's the last time
you spoke to Jeffrey?
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- Well, I told you he
wouldn't talk to me.
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He only wrote.
- He wrote you letters?
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- Yeah, I told you that.
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- No you didn't.
When did you tell me that?
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- I-I don't know.
I thought I did.
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- You did not tell--
What did he fucking say?
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- Just, you know, small talk.
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Like, what he ate that day,
how much he exercised,
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like, you know,
general prison gossip.
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- I wanna see them.
- What, the letters?
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- Yes.
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- I don't have them.
I threw them away.
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- What?
That's bullshit.
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You never throw anything away.
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You save every--
You have my letters from camp,
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you have your
toenail clippings--
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- That was for one year,
and it was a joke.
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- What was the joke?
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- You wouldn't get it.
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- [sighs]
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Ed.
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Promise me
you're not gonna do anything.
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- Ma, don't do this.
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- Listen, I know that you're
still upset about Kendra,
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and that you would like
another trading job.
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- No, I would not like
another trading job.
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I can't get another trading job.
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- Ed, you are going
to have to promise me
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you are not going
to do anything.
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- Okay.
Yeah, I promise.
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Ma, I promise.
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[somber music]
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So basically now, I'm stuck.
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- Stuck.
Stuck where?
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- Stuck living.
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I have no out.
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Even if I wanted to kill myself
at some point in the future,
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I can't, since my brother
already beat me to the punch.
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- So you think if you tried,
it'd be unoriginal?
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- No.
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No, it would completely
wreck my mom.
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Can you imagine what people
would say every time they saw her?
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Be like, "There goes the lady
who drove her husband
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and both her sons to suicide.
What a shit show she must be."
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- [laughs]
That wouldn't be funny.
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But let's be clear.
You're not suicidal, right?
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- Okay I'm--I'm...only
telling you this
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because it's kind
of a crazy story,
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but I, uh, I found out
my brother killed himself
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while I was in the middle
of trying to kill myself.
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What are the odds?
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- We are 42 minutes
into our session,
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and you're just now getting
around to mentioning this little event.
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- I don't know,
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I guess I didn't want you
to blame yourself.
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- Why would I blame myself?
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- Well, not blame yourself, but
like, maybe feel a little bit guilty.
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- Why would I feel guilty?
- [sighs]
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Because to me, it just seems
like part of a psychiatrist's job
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is to make sure his patients
don't, you know, kill themselves.
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- I can't prevent you
from killing yourself.
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- Clearly.
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- Although I might have a shot
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if you, you know, didn't
blow off your appointments.
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I have to remind you--
you owe for your last session
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because you failed to give
24 hour cancellation notice.
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- I didn't call to cancel
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'cause I was in the midst
of my suicide attempt.
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- The reason is irrelevant.
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All you had to do
was pick up the phone.
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Simple phone call, Ed.
- Are you kidding me?
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Are you--Seriously, are you
fucking kidding me, right now?
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- Would you like to
throttle it back a bit?
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I understand you've got
a reason to be upset.
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It's a great loss.
He's your brother.
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He was a smart guy.
A very complicated guy.
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- How do you know
he was complicated?
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- He was a patient.
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- What are--what are you tal--
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h-how could he be a patient?
He was in prison.
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- He was a patient
before prison.
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- You're joking.
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- This is not my joking face.
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- Why the hell
would you never tell me that?
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- I'm not allowed to.
Doctor/patient confidentiality.
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- What, so I have to
tell you everything?
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You can't tell me anything?
Nice relationship.
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Fuck, man.
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- Okay, I'll give you this.
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I had a couple of
phone sessions with him
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during the first year
of his incarceration,
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and either he lost interest,
or he just couldn't pay anymore.
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I-I can't remember
which one it was.
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- Okay, so then--I
mean, you know.
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- I know what?
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- He didn't take his own life.
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I killed him.
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