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Oh! Oh! Ah!
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It's the crow man!
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Give it a second.
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Maybe he's taking it out
to surrender.
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He's anti-heroic.
Run!
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I don't understand.
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He's only one man!
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With the power
of a thousand crows.
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Oh, oh! Ooh!
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Good luck.
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Crows and owls
have always been at war,
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but why do you care?
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What's the point?
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Here's two.
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Ha-ha! Yeah. Cool.
Morty?
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Uh, h-hey, man!
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Good to see you!
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Y-You're, like,
looking, like,
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into crows...still.
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Oh, uh, two crows,
you remember Morty.
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Morty, two crows.
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It's good to see you,
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but if you'd given me
more of a heads up --
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Well, I-I was just
in the neighborhood.
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I-It wasn't like --It's just that
the battle for crows
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is kind of never-ending.
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Huh. Right.
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A little pointless,
then, right?
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That came out wrong,
s-sounded judgy.
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-Crowhorse. Crowhorse.
-Okay.
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-Crowhorse. Crowhorse.
-Looks like...
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looks like they're
leading you to a thing.
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Take care, Morty.
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You -- You too!
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I-I'm doing good,
by the way.
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Oh, my dad was gonna eat that
yogurt you left in the fridge
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but I-I told him --
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I'm looking for...
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Crow Scare.
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The scarecrow?
The evil scarecrow?
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Come on. Whoever gives him up
first lives.
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Fine, I can kill
an extra asshole.
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Helps me get my steps in.
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Ah!
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Ahhh!
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Rick!
Morty?
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Wood?!
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Aghhhh!
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Uh, Morty, why are you
now like 40?
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Th-That's how long
it's been, Rick.
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Oh, uh, I guess we can have
a drink together, then.
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Do you have
a rum and Coke?
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What are you, 20?
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Oh, bless your heart.
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Time be goin' by,
don't she?
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That's your reaction
to finding out
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you wasted
your entire life?
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I feel okay.
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Well --
well, what about me?!
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Whoa.
Excuse us, boys.
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You don't wanna
be here for this.
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I thought if I gave you
enough space,
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you'd outgrow this...
phase.
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Here's your drink, poser.
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Dad got sick, you know.
Stage 4.
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You would've loved it.
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Summer's a nurse --
well, pretty much a nurse.
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She -- She married
a junkie.
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Rick, come home,
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while we still got
a little time.
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Morty, what we had
wasn't healthy.
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And this is?
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Y-You've had a thousand
adventures with these crows.
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When are you gonna
kill their big bad?
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First off,
the "will they/kill they"
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is everything to my guys.
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And second, fuck you for trying
to undermine my happiness.
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This may be the last time
you ever lay eyes on me!
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I hope that's not true,
Morty,
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because you look like
s[burps]shit,
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and this is not
how I wanna remember you.
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Now that I have
his two crows,
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nothing will stop me
from eliminating Crow Rick.
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Don't defend him to me.
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I don't even get
what you see in him.
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You're right.
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We should be enjoying
the time we have together.
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Crow Rick!
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Oh, I-I know what this
must look like, but --
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It looks like
my arch nemesis, Crow Scare,
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and my sidekicks
planning adventures together.
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You are hardly
the victim here.
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I was adventuring
with these two crows
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before you ever
came along.
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What do you mean,
"using me as a rebound?"
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You feel like I was using you
as a rebound, too?
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Well, shit,
this lost all meaning.
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I guess it could have
been worse.
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At least adventuring
was just a metaphor
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for romantic partnership,
so it's not a real break-up.
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Speak for yourself.
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We immensely enjoy
each other's bodies.
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What?!
Ugh! No!
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Sounds like the man's
asking for proof.
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Let's show him, fellas!
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-I-I asked for zero proof!
-Ahh!
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Zero proof!
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I'm giving you free will.
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Yah!
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Submit to Crow Horse!
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Whoops.
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-Rick?
-Wubba lubba dub dub!
I'm back, pal!
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Morty, who's at the door?
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Wait a minute.
I thought you died gruesomely?
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W-what the hell's
going on here?
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See, uh, the --
the thing is, uh...
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Can you please
make Morty 14 again, Dad?
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This is ridiculous.
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Okay, look, I-I may have used
an aging serum
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to kind of emotionally
blackmail you a little.
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I kind of figured,
and I totally get it, Morty,
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I-I'm done
with the two crows.
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Like, they were super clingy
and I'm ready to make this work.
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Let's just hit
the reset button.
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Well, no, honey,
not a reset, okay?
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Tell your grandpa that
you're worthy of his respect
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and you want to be treated
differently from now on.
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I refuse to do that.
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I-I'm desperate
to get back together.
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-Just like his old man.
-Don't worry, honey.
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That's just Morty's
middle age talking.
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He'll be less codependent
once we get
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more of his life
in front of him again.
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Uh, I'd like him
to stay 40
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so he can keep buying
my friends molly.
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I'd rather
throw my vote away
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than use it to support
a flawed system.
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Can we make our first
adventure fixing this?
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I keep thinking about
-lawn care.
-Okay, buddy.
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Who sold you
this shitty aging serum?
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-What did he look like?
-Just like you.
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I-I got it
-from the Citadel.
-Hot damn.
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Hittin' the ground running
with a Citadel episode.
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See ya later,
masturbators.
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Hi! I'm Citadel's new mascot,
Andy,
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because this place
wouldn't be home
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without Ricks "Andy" Mortys.
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Dumb.
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Ooh, what happened to
this place?
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There's
a Morty president now.
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Aw, that's cute. They rebuilt.
They made it nicer.
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They made it Glendale.
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God damn,
you are cantankerous.
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Even pooping hurts now.
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Yeah, well, this place
is gonna fix you right up.
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Okay, so, we've got
a standard Morty
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that's been aged to...40?
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Can you reverse it?
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Well, if you look at it
like a bone,
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what we can do is
break his age in two places,
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remove the middle, and graft
its ends back together.
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Th-that sounds
really violent.
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It's not a literal bone,
Morty.
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Oh, okay.
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Ah, brace yourself,
the process does also
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break every bone
in your body.
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Wait! Aah! Ooh! Ow!
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-I like crayons.
-Girls are gross.
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I-I think I feel
like myself again.
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Uh, you look
a little weird.
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Your skin's all pink
like a baby mouse.
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-I-Is that normal?
-Probably.
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Uh, sign here
for storage or disposal
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of the 26 years
we removed.
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Wait, what?
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I ain't payin'
to store 26 years.
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Well, then you're taking it
with you.
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I'm almost ready
to sell out.
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Alright,
what's disposal cost?
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-Oh!
-S-something unfair's
happening.
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There's no escape.
No escape!
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Let me help you!
This is not a good look.
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Oh!
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Oh, boy.
Hey!
They -- they shot me!
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You are seriously hurting
the Citadel experience.
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-Listen to me!
-Drop the gun!
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Death is coming
for us all,
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and the Citadel is
a weapon of mass des--
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Woof. You're about to get
suspended with pay.
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Come on, Morty, let's get outta
here before this gets political.
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Oh! Was I...
influential?
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Yeah, y-you were
influential.
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Y-You had like seven --
seven blogs.
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Tight. Oh.
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Ugh. Too late.
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Rick C-137,
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President Morty requests
you join him for dinner.
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Whoa! S-Seriously?
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You know I destroyed
this place.
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You've been pardoned
for that, sir.
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Rick! Let's have dinner
with the Morty President.
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Morty, the idea was to get back
to simple adventures.
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The Citadel runs
on canon.
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Okay. I guess things really are
just going right back
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to how they were.
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Fine. I could eat.
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But the second he reveals
he's evil, we're gone.
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I dunno. It tastes...
pretty good.
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Okay, let me know
if you start feeling poisony.
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Good to have you back,
buddy.
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Mmm!
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Sorry I'm late.
Never really ends around here.
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Look at this, Morty.
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They really did make a you
the president.
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And I hate 'em
every day for it.
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But wow!
Rick C-137.
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Now, that's a guy to move
your schedule around for.
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Not -- Not here to blow
the place up again, I hope.
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Ha! Not unless you try
to keep me here.
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Ha-ha, geez.
Wouldn't dream of it.
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But it's amazing
you dropped by
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because I was eventually
gonna hunt you down.
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There's the reveal.
Let's dance.
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-Ha! Geez.
-Rick, come on, man.
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The guy got elected president
by Ricks and Mortys.
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-He's being really nice.
-All politicians are nice.
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He's a hot bag of peanuts,
isn't he?
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We've been through
a lot.
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A-And he does not like --Serialized drama.
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Right, no drama.
Keep it episodic.
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Ricks never look back.
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Waste of a legend
in his case.
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You know he practically
-built this place?
-Wait, what?
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And now you're running
it squeaky clean, right?
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That's why you got
deformed Mortys
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coming up
through the sewer lines
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talking about
hope and change?
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-Fair enough.
-Good clapback, Rick.
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What's the deal with that,
Mister P?
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I got a little project
going on.
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Required some
hands-on labor.
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It would require less
if you were willing
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to tell me how one might
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bring down
the Central Finite Curve.
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Alright,
time to go, Morty.
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I want to know
what he's talking about.
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Yeah, you've come
all this way.
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Can you give me
10 more seconds?
249
00:09:34,878 --> 00:09:36,706
Literally 10?
Because now it would be 6.
250
00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:37,838
Oh, I'm fine with that.
251
00:09:37,881 --> 00:09:39,491
Make it 2.
252
00:09:39,535 --> 00:09:41,232
One.
253
00:09:41,276 --> 00:09:42,843
Like I said, would have been
a big help for you to tell me,
254
00:09:42,886 --> 00:09:44,975
but I should have everything
I need from you now.
255
00:09:45,019 --> 00:09:46,629
Let me just make sure.
256
00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:48,762
You can't scan an entire brain
over appetizers.
257
00:09:48,805 --> 00:09:52,330
Oh, most of yours got scanned
a long time ago.
258
00:09:52,374 --> 00:09:53,636
You probably
don't remember.
259
00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:55,899
Check out season 1,
episode 9, Rick Heads.
260
00:09:55,943 --> 00:09:57,901
Excel[burps]sior!
261
00:09:57,945 --> 00:09:59,686
-Evil Rick.
-We kicked his ass!
262
00:09:59,729 --> 00:10:01,209
"Evil Rick."
I love it.
263
00:10:01,252 --> 00:10:02,689
Smartest man
in the universe,
264
00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:05,343
with an ego so big you can
just grab it like a joystick.
265
00:10:05,387 --> 00:10:06,997
Looks complete.
266
00:10:07,041 --> 00:10:08,433
I was afraid I'd have to
kill every Rick
267
00:10:08,477 --> 00:10:09,739
on the Citadel
to get what I needed.
268
00:10:09,783 --> 00:10:11,785
You asshole!
I vouched for you!
269
00:10:11,828 --> 00:10:13,787
He only came here
because I asked him to.
270
00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:14,918
I'm sorry, Rick.
271
00:10:14,962 --> 00:10:16,441
That apology and a screwdriver
in my hand
272
00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:17,660
would be worth
a screwdriver.
273
00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:19,314
You sellout Mortys kill me.
274
00:10:19,357 --> 00:10:20,881
I'd hate you more than
the Ricks you worship
275
00:10:20,924 --> 00:10:22,099
if there was any point.
276
00:10:22,143 --> 00:10:23,492
But you can't help it.
277
00:10:23,535 --> 00:10:24,667
You were bred for it.
278
00:10:24,711 --> 00:10:26,147
Wanna see?
279
00:10:29,150 --> 00:10:30,847
You already know Rogue Ricks
used Mortys
280
00:10:30,891 --> 00:10:33,241
to hide themselves
from the Citadel.
281
00:10:33,284 --> 00:10:34,721
But you might not know
it worked so well
282
00:10:34,764 --> 00:10:36,331
that the Citadel
became its own
283
00:10:36,374 --> 00:10:37,811
Morty Market.
284
00:10:37,854 --> 00:10:39,682
And I'm sure you don't know
how far they've gone
285
00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:41,684
to help supply meet demand.
286
00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:43,338
Sure, Ricks could
scour infinity
287
00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:44,861
for naturally occurring
grandsons.
288
00:10:44,905 --> 00:10:46,254
But why bother?
289
00:10:46,297 --> 00:10:47,777
So much work.
290
00:10:47,821 --> 00:10:49,910
Such an admission of need.
291
00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:52,521
There aren't infinite versions
of our grandfather, Morty.
292
00:10:52,564 --> 00:10:55,132
He's an infinite smear
of one shitty old man.
293
00:10:55,176 --> 00:10:56,960
And he's attached to us
infinitely
294
00:10:57,004 --> 00:10:59,746
through his weakness
and our forgiveness.
295
00:10:59,789 --> 00:11:00,964
Oh! Oh!
296
00:11:01,008 --> 00:11:02,574
This is why
we're with him.
297
00:11:02,618 --> 00:11:04,185
This is why we're alive.
298
00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:09,799
What the fuck?
299
00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:10,931
Rick,
say this isn't true.
300
00:11:10,974 --> 00:11:12,715
-It isn't the whole truth.
Liar!
301
00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:14,891
-It's complicated!
-I'm not busy.
302
00:11:14,935 --> 00:11:16,719
Okay, Morty, remember when
I said all I need
303
00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:18,765
was your apology
and a screwdriver in my hand?
304
00:11:18,808 --> 00:11:21,376
Well, I forgot I literally
have a screwdriver in my hand.
305
00:11:21,419 --> 00:11:23,813
I mean, duh-doy.
I'm basically Inspector Gadget.
306
00:11:23,857 --> 00:11:24,814
Uh-oh.
307
00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:28,600
It's okay.
He's free to go.
308
00:11:28,644 --> 00:11:31,908
He's the Rickest Rick.
We'll never see him again.
309
00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:35,433
Morty, when you came here
for that serum,
310
00:11:35,477 --> 00:11:36,913
did you refill this gun?
311
00:11:36,957 --> 00:11:38,219
Yeah.
312
00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:41,004
Oh. Ooh!
Holy shit!
313
00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:43,441
I only know one man that ever
hacked my portal gun,
314
00:11:43,485 --> 00:11:45,313
and it turned out
it was evil you.
315
00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:47,445
Yay!
He's all caught up.
316
00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:50,405
Wait. Hold it.
Hold it.
317
00:11:52,146 --> 00:11:55,018
-Who -- Who's that?
-Time for Big Boy. Duck!
318
00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:57,673
Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh!
Ohhhhh!
319
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:58,892
Does he like it?
320
00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:00,154
It's a metaphor
for capitalism, Morty.
321
00:12:00,197 --> 00:12:01,982
What do you think?
322
00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:04,114
Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh!
Ohhhhhh!
323
00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:05,333
Ohh! Ohhhhhh!
324
00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:10,817
Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh!
Ohhhhh!
325
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:16,039
Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh!
Ohhhhh!
326
00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:17,911
Ohhhhhh!
327
00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:20,478
Yoink!
328
00:12:20,522 --> 00:12:23,177
You can't outrun your past,
Rick.
329
00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:25,832
Did you think my force field
would be down the second time?
330
00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:28,269
I was expressing disapproval
of your dialogue.
331
00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:30,184
Disapprove all you want.
332
00:12:30,227 --> 00:12:33,230
Tonight, the quality of dialogue
stops mattering.
333
00:12:33,274 --> 00:12:36,016
Tonight, I do that thing
I want to do
334
00:12:36,059 --> 00:12:37,669
with the curve thing.
335
00:12:41,195 --> 00:12:45,155
Nobody leave.
Everybody stay.
336
00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:50,944
Aaaaaaah!
337
00:12:52,641 --> 00:12:54,817
Nobody leave.
Everybody stay.
338
00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:56,514
In uncertain times like these,
339
00:12:56,558 --> 00:12:58,603
I think it's important for me
to say, eat shit, fuck you.
340
00:12:58,647 --> 00:13:00,257
The drug companies paid for me
to say every word.
341
00:13:00,301 --> 00:13:01,693
I have millions of dollars,
342
00:13:01,737 --> 00:13:03,260
and I don't care if you live --
oh, God!
343
00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:05,436
Oh, fuck! No! Aah!
344
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,395
And I'd just like to say that
prescription drugs are great,
345
00:13:07,438 --> 00:13:09,614
and you should buy them now.
346
00:13:09,658 --> 00:13:11,094
What's happening, Rick?
347
00:13:11,138 --> 00:13:12,443
He hacked the entire city's
portal supply.
348
00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:14,402
Come on, there still might be
one way out of here --
349
00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:15,533
out the bottom.
350
00:13:21,757 --> 00:13:23,411
What do you think he needed
from your brain?
351
00:13:23,454 --> 00:13:26,109
I assume schematics for the
Citadel's dimensional drive.
352
00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:27,502
If he's gonna use it
to blow the curve,
353
00:13:27,545 --> 00:13:28,938
we do not want to be here.
354
00:13:28,982 --> 00:13:29,852
What is
the Central Finite Curve?
355
00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:31,680
Q&A after our survival.
356
00:13:31,723 --> 00:13:33,987
Hopefully we can snag some
untainted fluid at the source
357
00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:36,467
and get the fuck
out of here.
358
00:13:36,511 --> 00:13:38,034
Or not.
359
00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:42,909
Wow. I thought my capitalism
metaphor was on the nose.
360
00:13:42,952 --> 00:13:44,954
Ow! Oh!
361
00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:46,521
So did you help build
the Citadel?
362
00:13:46,564 --> 00:13:47,870
Do you just lie to me
about everything?
363
00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:49,741
Can't we just sneak
through the cave base?
364
00:13:49,785 --> 00:13:51,918
We turned a new leaf, Morty.
We're back to simple adventures.
365
00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:53,963
It's not a new leaf
until you tell me everything.
366
00:13:54,007 --> 00:13:55,573
Morty, we really don't
have time for this.
367
00:13:55,617 --> 00:13:57,445
The whole place
-is gonna blow.
-No, I-I don't trust you.
368
00:13:57,488 --> 00:13:59,142
I-I don't want to
do this anymore
369
00:13:59,186 --> 00:14:00,578
if I'm not gonna get
straight answers from you.
370
00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:02,102
God damn it!
371
00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:03,016
Here's my fucking
downloaded brain, Morty.
372
00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:04,669
You want to
jump the shark?
373
00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:06,106
You want to know my stupid
crybaby backstory?
374
00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:08,586
Knock yourself out.
Not -- not now!
375
00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:30,076
-Boo ya, Rick.
-Nice one, Morty!
376
00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:33,601
Whoa. Dead wife?
377
00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:35,472
Yes, now everyone
can shut up about it.
378
00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:38,910
Wow, Rick, I feel a lot better
having seen all that.
379
00:16:38,954 --> 00:16:40,173
Of course that's the case.
380
00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:43,263
In their minds,
they're the underdogs.
381
00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:45,482
And that's how
they justify this.
382
00:16:47,789 --> 00:16:49,051
Morty,
I'm not responsible
383
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:50,226
for every fucked-up Rick
out there.
384
00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:51,488
They literally all
say that.
385
00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:52,750
They all have that excuse.
386
00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:54,143
It's part of their system.
387
00:16:54,187 --> 00:16:55,275
None of them have to be
responsible.
388
00:16:55,318 --> 00:16:57,103
They're all victims
of themselves.
389
00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:59,844
Oh, it's so hard to be a genius.
Couldn't you just die?
390
00:16:59,888 --> 00:17:00,932
Well, what are you
doing about it?
391
00:17:00,976 --> 00:17:02,499
Jack shit.
I'm leaving.
392
00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:04,501
Do you know what
the Central Finite Curve is?
393
00:17:04,545 --> 00:17:06,199
They built a wall
around infinity.
394
00:17:06,242 --> 00:17:08,201
They separated all
the infinite universes
395
00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:09,637
from all
the infinite universes
396
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,639
where he's the smartest man
in the universe.
397
00:17:11,682 --> 00:17:13,119
Every version of us
has spent every version
398
00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:15,295
of all of our lives
in one infinite crib
399
00:17:15,338 --> 00:17:18,080
built around
an infinite fucking baby.
400
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:19,125
And I'm leaving it.
401
00:17:19,168 --> 00:17:20,561
That's what makes me evil --
402
00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:22,128
being sick of him.
403
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:24,782
If you've ever been sick of him,
you've been evil, too.
404
00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:28,438
Rick, did you really leave
the crows for me?
405
00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:32,007
Or did you come back
because they dumped you?
406
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:35,228
There you go, kid.
Now you're Evil Morty, too.
407
00:17:35,271 --> 00:17:36,925
Sooner or later
we all are,
408
00:17:36,968 --> 00:17:38,796
on this side
of the curve.
409
00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:49,807
-Ah!
-Ah!
410
00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:54,595
Don't worry, Morty.
We still got a way out
411
00:17:54,638 --> 00:17:56,510
they never thought of --
Operation Phoenix.
412
00:17:56,553 --> 00:17:58,120
Doesn't that still mean,
like, death?
413
00:17:58,164 --> 00:17:59,730
Sure, but the joke's
on them,
414
00:17:59,774 --> 00:18:01,384
'cause we just found a backdoor
to getting off this rock.
415
00:18:03,778 --> 00:18:05,475
REROUTED.
REROUTED.
416
00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:08,217
Rerouted.
Rerouted. Rerouted.
417
00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:12,743
Rerouted. Rerouted.
Rerouted.
418
00:18:15,442 --> 00:18:16,704
Oh, my fucking God!
419
00:18:16,747 --> 00:18:18,401
Come on, Morty.
We gotta go.
420
00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:22,275
You can come if you want.
421
00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:23,972
Don't blame me
if you don't.
422
00:18:24,015 --> 00:18:25,974
Ugh! From where I sit,
Morty,
423
00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:27,193
that's the best deal
on the table.
424
00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:31,022
I-I don't have
a real plan.
425
00:18:33,677 --> 00:18:35,984
Thanks, pal. I-I'm glad
you ignored my advice.
426
00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:37,855
It's just as well.
I lied.
427
00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:39,379
That second seat's
a toilet.
428
00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:41,163
Oh.
Super dick move.
429
00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:42,817
But weirdly kind of cool
to admit it.
430
00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:44,601
Geez, you guys really are
bred for forgiveness.
431
00:18:44,645 --> 00:18:46,429
Let's go.
432
00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:03,968
Say goodbye to the Citadel,
fellas.
433
00:20:58,474 --> 00:21:00,737
Ooowee! Evil Morty.
434
00:21:00,781 --> 00:21:02,522
That was quite a scheme.
435
00:21:02,565 --> 00:21:05,002
Makes me wonder if there's
an evil me out there.
436
00:21:05,046 --> 00:21:07,353
But I guess sometimes
I look at my life,
437
00:21:07,396 --> 00:21:10,225
and I may not even need him,
'cause, well,
438
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,706
guess I've made a pretty big
mess of things myself.
439
00:21:12,749 --> 00:21:14,185
Ooowee.
440
00:21:14,229 --> 00:21:16,318
Never got my job
at the university back.
441
00:21:16,362 --> 00:21:18,755
Remember that?
Rick made me do karate.
442
00:21:18,799 --> 00:21:20,409
It -- It was kinda funny.
443
00:21:20,453 --> 00:21:22,368
But I guess things
went downhill from there.
444
00:21:22,411 --> 00:21:24,761
Started isolating myself
from Amy.
445
00:21:24,805 --> 00:21:27,155
Used to tell her
everything I was feeling,
446
00:21:27,198 --> 00:21:28,722
but then I guess I stopped,
447
00:21:28,765 --> 00:21:31,202
'cause I wanted her to love
who she thought I was,
448
00:21:31,246 --> 00:21:33,553
not who I felt myself becoming.
449
00:21:33,596 --> 00:21:35,946
Ever think about how horrified
the people we love would be
450
00:21:35,990 --> 00:21:37,992
if they found out
who we truly are?
451
00:21:38,035 --> 00:21:41,996
So we just dig ourselves deeper
into our lies every day,
452
00:21:42,039 --> 00:21:45,478
ultimately hurting the only
people brave enough to love us.
453
00:21:45,521 --> 00:21:47,175
Wish I didn't do that.
454
00:21:47,218 --> 00:21:49,438
Wish I was brave enough
to love them back.
455
00:21:49,482 --> 00:21:52,006
I don't know.
Maybe you should try it.
456
00:21:52,049 --> 00:21:54,182
We don't have as much time
as we think.
457
00:21:54,225 --> 00:21:55,531
Ooowee.
458
00:21:57,272 --> 00:21:58,404
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