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- * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR
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* ONE, TWO, THREE,
FOUR, FIVE, SIX *
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* SHAKE IT, DUDE
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*
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* ONE, TWO, DO IT
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*
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* ONE, TWO, THREE
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- * FOUR, FOUR
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*
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[Washed Up Love plays]
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- WHOO!
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*
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- * FEEL ME WITH YOUR LOVE
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- YEAH!
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- WHOO!
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- * WITH YOUR LOVE
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- WHOO!
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[coins sliding]
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- [shudders]
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I LOST A SOCK
AND A PAIR OF SHORTS,
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BUT THE FUCK IF I'M GOING
BACK DOWN THERE
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WITH THE CRYPT-MASTER.
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BEN?
- UH, YEAH?
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- I SAID THERE WAS
THIS GUY DOWN THERE.
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THIS--
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THIS INCREDIBLY HOT GUY,
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AND I WAS BENDING OVER
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TO GET MY LAUNDRY
OUT OF THE DRYER,
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AND HE RIPPED OFF MY PANTS,
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AND HE FUCKED THE SHIT
OUT OF ME.
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[grunts]
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- UH-HUH.
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- [clears throat]
- HEY.
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HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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- I'M READING THE NEWSPAPER,
AND I'M NEARSIGHTED.
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SO I--
OH, THE CLASSIFIEDS. OH.
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- YEAH, I'M LOOKING
FOR AN APARTMENT, MICHAEL.
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- [groans] YOU ALREADY HAVE
AN APARTMENT,
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COMPLETE WITH APPLIANCES
AND HARDWOOD FLOORS
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AND A BUILT-IN BOYFRIEND.
- YEAH, I TOLD YOU.
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I THINK IT'S BEST
IF I HAVE MY OWN PLACE.
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- YEAH, AND I THINK
IT'S BEST THAT YOU STAY.
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- ARE YOU SURE YOU WOULDN'T
RATHER BE OUT WITH BRIAN?
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- [sighs]
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- [moaning]
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- WELL, I HAVE TO ADMIT,
IT IS TEMPTING.
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BUT THEN, I WOULD MISS OUT
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ON ALL THE PRE-SOAKING
AND SPIN-DRYING,
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AND NOT TO MENTION,
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HAVING THE HOTTEST MAN
IN PITTSBURGH
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TO HELP ME FLUFF AND FOLD.
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- HELP YOU
WITH THE CENTER CARNIVAL?
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ARE YOU
OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?
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- I LIKE TO THINK NOT.
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- AFTER THE WAY
THEY SCREWED ME,
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THE ONLY THING I'D LIKE
TO HELP THE CENTER DO
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IS SELF-DESTRUCT.
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- WELL, THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN
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IF WE DON'T BOOST
OUR CORPORATE SPONSORSHIP
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AND RAISE
A COUPLE HUNDRED THOUSAND.
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- IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM.
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- [clears throat]
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[Gus babbles]
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ANYONE ELSE IN THERE
I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?
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- HOPEFULLY NOT BEFORE I DO.
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- LOOK, IT MAY NOT
BE YOUR PROBLEM.
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BUT IT'D BE
A VERY BIG PROBLEM
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FOR A LOT OF MEMBERS
OF OUR COMMUNITY
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IF WE HAD TO CUT
ON AIDS HOSPICE CARE
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OR THE HOMELESS TEEN SHELTER.
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ALL I'M ASKING
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IS FOR YOU TO VOLUNTEER
A FEW HOURS OF YOUR TIME
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TO HELP ORGANIZE
THIS FUND-RAISER.
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MAYBE CALL
A FEW OF YOUR CLIENTS
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AND SEE IF THEY'D BE
WILLING TO CONTRIBUTE.
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- OH, I-I DON'T DO
VOLUNTEER WORK.
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- OH, THANKS A LOT, BRIAN.
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HOPE I DIDN'T KEEP YOU
FROM ATTENDING
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TO MORE IMPORTANT THINGS.
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- HOWEVER, THE CENTER AND I
MAY BE ABLE
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TO COME TO SOME MORE...
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AMENABLE AGREEMENT?
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- THERE IS NO WAY
WE'RE WORKING WITH HIM.
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- IT'S OUT OF THE QUESTION.
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- I UNDERSTAND YOUR RELUCTANCE
TO GET INVOLVED.
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HOWEVER, IF HE'S WILLING
TO PUT PAST HOSTILITIES ASIDE,
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I SAY
WE SHOULD DO THE SAME.
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- JUST WHAT EXACTLY
IS MR. KINNEY OFFERING TO DO?
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- ORGANIZE THE EVENT, BRING IN
CORPORATE SPONSORSHIP...
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- I SAY WE'RE DOING FINE
WITHOUT HIM.
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- IF YOU CALL SELLING
40 TICKETS "DOING FINE."
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BRIAN'S PUT TOGETHER
A PROPOSAL
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TO GIVE THE CARNIVAL
A BIT MORE EDGE.
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OOPS.
- EDGE?
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- HE'S ALSO CONTACTED
A FEW OF HIS CLIENTS.
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AND THEY'VE AGREED
TO SPONSOR THE EVENT
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AND MATCH ANY FUNDS WE RAISE
UP TO $100,000.
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- PLEASE EXTEND
TO MR. KINNEY
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THE CENTER'S GRATITUDE
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FOR VOLUNTEERING HIS TIME
AND EFFORT.
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- [giggles excitedly]
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- WELL, HE'S...
NOT EXACTLY VOLUNTEERING.
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- HE WANTS 20%
OFF THE TOP.
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- HE EXPECTS US TO PAY HIM?
FOR FUND-RAISING?
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- IS HE KIDDING?
- WELL, HIS FEELING IS,
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"WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE
100% OF NOTHING
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OR 80% OF MORE THAN YOU EVER
FUCKING DREAMED OF?"
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- * GOTTA GET OUT
ON MY OWN *
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* I'VE HAD ENOUGH
OF THE CROWD *
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* GOTTA GET OUT
ON MY OWN *
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* PUSHED
AND KNOCKED AROUND *
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* I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THE CROWD
- HMM.
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- * GOTTA GET OUT ON MY OWN
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- SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
SHOULD I BUY IT?
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- $30,000?
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THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY
FOR AN OLD CAR.
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- IT'S NOT OLD.
IT'S A CLASSIC.
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- SO HOW DO YOU PLAN
ON PAYING FOR IT?
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- A LITTLE EXTRA CASH
JUST FELL IN MY LAP.
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- WELL, THAT'S
A SIZEABLE CHUNK OF CHANGE
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FOR BOYFRIEND REPLACEMENT
THERAPY.
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- I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
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I'VE NEVER HAD A BOYFRIEND.
- RIGHT.
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THEN IT MUST BE
A MID-LIFE CRISIS.
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- I'M ONLY 30--
- 1.
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- AND SINCE I PLAN ON BEING DEAD
BY THE TIME I'M 39,
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THAT'S ONE ANNOYANCE
I WON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH.
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- YEAH. I'LL BE SURE
TO REMIND YOU OF THAT
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ON YOUR 60TH BIRTHDAY.
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- COME ON, MIKEY.
IF WE LEAVE NOW,
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WE CAN BE IN NEW YORK
BY MIDNIGHT.
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- NO FUCKING WAY.
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BEN NEARLY MOVED OUT
BECAUSE OF YOU.
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- * OVER THE EDGE
OF THE WORLD *
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* DON'T STOP TO WONDER
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* WONDER WHAT IT MEANS
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[tires squeal]
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- JEAN, YOUR ORDER'S UP.
- OKAY.
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- IS THAT LOOK OF LONGING
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FOR ME
OR THE COCONUT CREAM?
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- [laughs]
NOW WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW?
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- [chuckles]
WANT THE LAST BITE?
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- HELL, NO.
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I'M ALMOST AT THE POINT
WHERE I ACTUALLY HAVE A WAIST.
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OR HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
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- OH, I'VE NOTICED.
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- AND?
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- AND IT'S LOOKIN' GOOD.
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REAL GOOD.
- COME ON, DEB.
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[bell ringing]
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- UM...
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ORDER'S UP.
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- SEE YOU FRIDAY?
- YEAH.
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I'LL RESERVE A LANE.
- WHAT DO YOU SAY
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WE SKIP THE BOWLING
THIS WEEK,
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MAYBE HAVE
A LITTLE DINNER?
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- FRIDAY IS
3 GRAMS OF FISH
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AND 4 OUNCES
OF STEAMED KALE.
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- MMM!
MY FAVORITE.
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- [laughs]
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- AFTERWARDS WE CAN WATCH TV.
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- YEAH, WELL,
THE--THE--
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THE SET DOWNSTAIRS
IS STILL ON THE FRITZ.
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THE ONLY ONE
THAT'S WORKING
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IS THE ONE
IN MY BEDROOM.
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- I KNOW.
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[laughs]
- [chuckles]
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- BE RIGHT BACK.
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- [laughs]
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- THERE YOU GO.
- OOH, FOOD.
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- SO, DEB...
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WHAT'S IT LIKE,
DOING IT WITH A COP?
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- [chuckles]
DOES HE
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CONDUCT A STRIP SEARCH?
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- HANDCUFF YOU TO THE BED?
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- WORK YOU OVER
TILL YOU SING?
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- DO YOU KNOW
WHAT M.Y.O.B. STANDS FOR?
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MIND YOUR OWN
FUCKING BUSINESS.
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- SHOULDN'T THERE BE
AN "F" IN THERE?
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- HMM.
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- HI, BE RIGHT WITH YOU.
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[fingers snap]
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[indistinct conversation]
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- I HAVE A PROPOSITION.
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A BUSINESS PROPOSITION.
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- WHAT'D YOU HAVE IN MIND?
- A POSTER.
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SOMETHING HOT AND BRILLIANT
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AND SOMETHING BY TOMORROW?
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- [sighs]
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- I WOULDN'T ASK YOU IF
I DIDN'T THINK YOU COULD DO IT.
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- OR IF YOU WEREN'T DESPERATE.
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- YEAH, THAT TOO.
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- WHAT'S IT FOR?
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- IT'S FOR
THE CENTER CARNIVAL.
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- YOU FUCKING HATE
THE CENTER.
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- NOT WHEN THEY'RE PAYING ME.
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SO HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT?
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- IT'S FOR A GOOD CAUSE,
SO IT'S FREE.
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- CHRIST,
DIDN'T I TEACH YOU ANYTHING?
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- 500.
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- 200.
- 500.
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TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.
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00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:04,945
- I LIKE THE WAY
YOU DO BUSINESS.
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- YOU HAD THE PROCEDURE?
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- LIKE YOU SAID,
IT WAS NO BIG DEAL.
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HE DID IT IN THE OFFICE,
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ZAPPED ME WITH A LASER,
A COUPLE OF STITCHES--
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- BUT YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME.
I WOULD'VE COME.
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- IT WAS SOMETHING I HAD
TO DO ON MY OWN,
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LIKE BUNGEE JUMPING.
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- I HOPE THAT'S NOT NEXT.
[nervous chuckle]
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- I MEAN, FACE MY FEARS
HEAD-ON
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AND HOPE
I DON'T LAND SPLAT.
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- AND DID YOU LAND SPLAT?
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- EVERYTHING'S FINE.
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HE SAID I CAN GET PREGNANT
RIGHT AWAY.
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- OH.
MEL.
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- [sighs]
- MM.
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- OH.
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I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
I WAS--
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I WAS JUST USING IT
AS AN EXCUSE.
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- IT DOESN'T MATTER.
- IT MATTERS A LOT.
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BECAUSE I WANT
TO BE THE ONE
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TO CARRY OUR NEXT CHILD.
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- ARE YOU SURE?
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SO WE COULD HAVE
A LITTLE MELANIE?
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- OR MELVIN.
- BY NEXT CHRISTMAS?
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- HANUKKAH.
- AH!
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- [sighs]
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NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO
IS PICK A DONOR.
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- I THOUGHT
WE ALREADY HAD ONE.
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- THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY
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BRIAN KINNEY'S FUCKING SPERM
ARE DOING THE BREASTSTROKE
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UP MY FALLOPIAN TUBE.
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- THEY DO
THE AUSTRALIAN CRAWL.
236
00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:19,286
I SPEAK FROM EXPERIENCE.
237
00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:20,754
- WELL,
238
00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:23,423
NOT AFTER ALL THE GRIEF
HE'S CAUSED US.
239
00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,759
WE ARE NOT MAKING
THE SAME MISTAKE TWICE.
240
00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:27,427
- I UNDERSTAND PERFECTLY
HOW YOU FEEL,
241
00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,296
BUT WHAT IF SOMETHING
WERE TO HAPPEN TO US?
242
00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:31,264
A FATAL ACCIDENT?
- BUNGEE JUMPING?
243
00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:33,867
- I'M SERIOUS. AT LEAST OUR KIDS
WOULD HAVE THE SAME FATHER.
244
00:10:33,901 --> 00:10:34,868
- OH, SOME FATHER.
245
00:10:34,902 --> 00:10:36,937
SELFISH, PROMISCUOUS.
246
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,405
WHO KNOWS
IF HE'S EVEN NEGATIVE?
247
00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:40,340
- WELL, WHOEVER IT IS
WOULD HAVE TO BE TESTED.
248
00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:42,776
BUT THINK HOW GOOD
HE'S BEEN TO US AND TO GUS.
249
00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:44,344
ALWAYS THERE TO WRITE
A CHECK,
250
00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:47,014
PUT UP A SWING SET, AND SAVE
OUR WEDDING FROM DISASTER.
251
00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:49,950
HONESTLY, MEL,
HE'S NOT THE OLD BRIAN.
252
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,018
HE'S CHANGED.
253
00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:52,452
AND BOTTOM LINE...
254
00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:57,024
WITHOUT HIM, OUR KIDS
WOULDN'T BE RELATED.
255
00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:59,760
[Gus babbles]
256
00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:01,228
[pop music]
257
00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:03,931
- [grunts]
258
00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:06,233
- WHO'S THE HOTTIE?
259
00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:08,235
- MY BOYFRIEND.
260
00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:10,170
- THE OTHER HOTTIE.
261
00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:12,072
- OOH, LOOKS LIKE TARZAN.
262
00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:14,041
- AND HE SOUNDS LIKE JANE.
263
00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:16,043
- I'D WARBLE LIKE
A COLORATURA
264
00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:17,811
IF I HAD PECS LIKE HIS.
265
00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:19,847
- WELL, SHOOT YOURSELF UP
WITH JUNGLE JUICE, AND YOU CAN.
266
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,915
- WHAT, STEROIDS?
267
00:11:21,949 --> 00:11:23,350
- YEAH, I'M SURPRISED HIS LIVER
HASN'T FALLEN OUT
268
00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:24,451
OF HIS ASSHOLE.
269
00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:25,986
- NOT TO MENTION MOOD SWINGS
270
00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,187
AND HIS BALLS SHRINKING UP
271
00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:28,455
TO THE SIZE
OF TWO M&M PEANUTS.
272
00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:29,823
[giggles]
273
00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:30,958
- MOM,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
274
00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:32,192
- SAME THING YOU ARE.
275
00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:33,727
- CRUISING FOR A BLOW JOB?
276
00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:35,963
- JESUS, MA, YOU ALREADY
GO TO THE SAME BARS
277
00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:37,130
AND THE SAME CLUBS I DO.
278
00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:38,999
NOW YOU GOTTA COME
TO THE SAME GYM?
279
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,334
CAN'T I HAVE ONE PLACE
IN THE WORLD THAT'S MY OWN?
280
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:45,205
- SO YOU WANNA
BE WORK-OUT BUDDIES?
281
00:11:45,238 --> 00:11:53,080
*
282
00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:55,282
- LOOKING GOOD, GIRL.
283
00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,350
- BET YOUR PRIVATE DICK
THINKS SO TOO.
284
00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:59,352
- [laughs]
- I TOLD YOU,
285
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,921
I HAVE NO INTENTION
286
00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:01,989
OF TURNING
THE MOST INTIMATE DETAILS
287
00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:03,957
OF MY PERSONAL LIFE
INTO GYM GOSSIP,
288
00:12:03,991 --> 00:12:05,358
LIKE YOU GAY GUYS.
289
00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:08,095
- IN OTHER WORDS,
YOU HAVEN'T DONE IT YET.
290
00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:10,831
- WELL, IT ISN'T
BECAUSE HE ISN'T INTERESTED.
291
00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:12,499
IT'S JUST BEEN
A WHILE SINCE I--
292
00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:14,401
I WORKED OUT.
293
00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:17,971
I WOULDN'T WANT
TO DISAPPOINT HIM.
294
00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:19,907
- WELL,
295
00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:22,242
IF ANYONE KNOWS
HOW TO PLEASE HIS MAN,
296
00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:24,878
IT'S EM.
297
00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:27,247
- HUSH.
298
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:30,117
HONEY, ALL YOU NEED IS
A LITTLE REFRESHER COURSE.
299
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:31,518
AND WHO BETTER
TO INSTRUCT YOU
300
00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:35,122
THAN PROFESSORS HONEYCUTT
AND SCHMIDT?
301
00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:37,991
- DOCTORS OF DICKOLOGY.
302
00:12:38,025 --> 00:12:40,293
- [chuckles]
303
00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:56,877
- SHE'S NOT IN HERE,
IS SHE?
304
00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:58,545
- WHO?
- MY MOTHER.
305
00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:00,013
- IT'S THE MEN'S LOCKER ROOM.
306
00:13:00,047 --> 00:13:01,548
- YOU THINK
THAT'LL STOP HER?
307
00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:02,549
- [laughs]
308
00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:04,017
- A FULL HOUR ON THE PRECOR,
309
00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:05,185
AND ALL I DROPPED
WAS A POUND.
310
00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:07,154
- GOTTA CUT BACK
ON THAT PIZZA.
311
00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:09,422
HEY, BEN.
- HEY, JASON.
312
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,024
HOW'S IT GOING?
- GOOD.
313
00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:12,592
- REMEMBER THOSE FIVE MINUTES
IN THE '90s
314
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,027
WHEN EVERYBODY WANTED
TO PUT ON WEIGHT
315
00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:15,295
BECAUSE IT MEANT
YOU WEREN'T DYING?
316
00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:16,964
- DIDN'T DO PAUL ANY GOOD.
317
00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:18,065
- AT LEAST WE DON'T HAVE
TO GO BACK
318
00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:19,299
TO THAT GODDAMN HOSPICE.
319
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:20,968
TALK ABOUT DEPRESSING.
320
00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:24,337
- SORRY,
WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT PAUL?
321
00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:26,439
- OH, DIDN'T YOU HEAR?
322
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:29,376
HE DIED LAST NIGHT.
323
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,215
- ALL RIGHT,
I'LL BE THERE.
324
00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:37,050
EVEN IF IT MEANS
INCURRING ISHIGURA'S WRATH
325
00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:39,252
FOR NOT PRACTICING MY BARTOK.
326
00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,055
I DON'T KNOW, I'LL ASK HIM.
327
00:13:42,089 --> 00:13:44,057
HEY, JUS, MY FRIEND COLLIER
WANTS TO KNOW
328
00:13:44,091 --> 00:13:46,960
IF MY IMAGINARY LOVER WILL BE
ACCOMPANYING ME TO HIS SOIREE.
329
00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:50,530
- TELL HIM I WOULD SOONER
EAT SHIT AND DIE.
330
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,199
- HE SAYS HE CAN'T WAIT
TO MEET YOU.
331
00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:55,068
ALL RIGHT.
I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.
332
00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:57,470
NOW, WHY DO YOU HAVE
TO BE SO ANTISOCIAL?
333
00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,206
- I'M NOT ANTISOCIAL.
334
00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:03,110
I JUST CAN'T STAND PEOPLE.
- [chuckles]
335
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:04,277
COME ON,
YOU'LL HAVE A GREAT TIME.
336
00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:05,512
- UH...
337
00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:07,547
CHATTING INANELY
ABOUT INDEPENDENT FILM
338
00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:09,349
WITH A ROOMFUL OF STRANGERS?
339
00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:11,618
- OH MY GOD, YOU'RE A BIGGER
FUCKING SNOB THAN I AM.
340
00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:14,654
MWAH.
MUST BE WHY I LOVE YOU.
341
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,523
WHAT'S THIS?
342
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:19,026
- IT'S A POSTER I'M WORKING ON
FOR A CHARITY EVENT.
343
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:21,094
- I WISH SOMEBODY WOULD THROW
A BENEFIT FOR US.
344
00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:24,097
- ACTUALLY, I'M GETTING PAID.
345
00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:26,033
- LIKE, AS IN DOLLARS?
346
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:29,036
- AS IN 500 OF THEM.
347
00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:31,171
- NO SHIT!
HOW DID YOU SWING THAT?
348
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,639
- SOMEONE I KNOW.
349
00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:34,374
- [laughs]
350
00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:36,376
SOMEONE YOU KNOW.
SOMEONE WE BOTH KNOW?
351
00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:38,011
- HE NEEDED AN ARTIST.
352
00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:40,247
- AND EVEN THOUGH HE WORKS
WITH DOZENS OF THEM
353
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:41,548
ALL DAY LONG
IN HIS OFFICE,
354
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:43,383
HE MIRACULOUSLY THOUGHT
OF YOU.
355
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:47,654
- MAYBE HE THOUGHT I WAS
BEST QUALIFIED FOR THE JOB.
356
00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:50,123
- OR MAYBE HE'S JUST TRYING
TO WIN YOU BACK.
357
00:14:50,157 --> 00:14:53,193
- HE CAN TRY
ALL HE WANTS.
358
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,128
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
I WOULD EVER GO?
359
00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:56,997
- OH, I DON'T KNOW,
HE'S RICH, GORGEOUS,
360
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,999
HE CAN MAKE CASH
MAGICALLY APPEAR.
361
00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:02,402
- FUCK THE MONEY.
362
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:05,072
FUCK HIM.
363
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:08,075
I WANT TO BE WITH YOU.
364
00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:10,410
- PROVE IT.
365
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:11,544
- [laughs]
366
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,413
I'M NOT GOING TO PROVE IT.
367
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:15,148
- COME ON.
368
00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:17,684
- OH.
369
00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:20,720
"HOW DO I LOVE THEE?
LET ME COUNT THE WAYS."
370
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:23,556
- OH, YOU CAN DO BETTER
THAN THAT.
371
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,725
UH!
[laughs]
372
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:29,296
- * 'CAUSE I'M ON THE ROAD
TO HAPPINESS *
373
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:30,697
- HUH?
374
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:34,301
- * AND THE COOL,
COOL STREAMS OF LOVE *
375
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:36,569
* I'M GONNA GET MYSELF
376
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:37,704
* SO FILTHY
377
00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:42,309
* ROLLING IN THE MUD
378
00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:45,312
* I'VE GOT MY EYE
ON BIGGER THINGS *
379
00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:49,382
* AND THE BLUER SKIES ABOVE
380
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:54,054
* SO I'LL SHOOT
NEWTON'S APPLE *
381
00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:58,225
* AND I'LL CLIMB UP
ON HIGH *
382
00:15:58,258 --> 00:15:59,726
* 'CAUSE I'M ON THE ROAD
383
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:02,195
[dance music]
384
00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:03,363
- YEAH. YEAH.
385
00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:06,333
NO,
THIS ONE'S ON ME.
386
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:09,536
- [chuckles]
UH-OH.
387
00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:11,638
SO WHAT DO YOU WANT
THIS TIME?
388
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:14,541
- WE'VE DECIDED TO GIVE GUS
A SIBLING.
389
00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:16,209
- HEY!
- [laughs] HEY!
390
00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:17,744
[glasses clink]
391
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:20,080
- AND JUST WHEN YOU STARTED
TO GET YOUR SHAPE BACK?
392
00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:21,081
- MM.
393
00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:22,749
OH, FUCK YOU.
394
00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:27,087
- WELL, LUCKILY I HAVEN'T SHOT
A LOAD IN TWO HOURS.
395
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,488
[clears throat]
396
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:29,622
[unzipping pants]
397
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,358
THIS WILL JUST TAKE A SECOND.
398
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:32,425
- OH, NOT NOW!
399
00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:35,762
- WELL, WHEN DO YOU WANT IT?
400
00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:37,364
- I DON'T.
401
00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:39,299
- THERE'S BEEN A SLIGHT CHANGE
OF PLANS.
402
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:43,770
I'M GOING TO BE THE ONE
TO CARRY OUR NEXT CHILD.
403
00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:47,107
- [laughs]
404
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,242
YOU?
405
00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:50,643
I THOUGHT YOU WERE BARREN.
406
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,312
- I WASN'T BARREN.
407
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,181
I HAD ENDOMETRIOSIS.
408
00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:55,382
- BUT SHE'S CURED.
409
00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:56,683
- PRAISE THE LORD.
410
00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:58,285
- SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?
411
00:16:58,318 --> 00:17:00,253
- IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
412
00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:01,821
MELANIE'S ONE
OF THE LEADING CAUSES
413
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,691
OF ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION.
- THANK YOU.
414
00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,259
- BESIDES, I AGREED
TO INSEMINATE YOU,
415
00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:07,660
NOT YOUR HUSBAND.
416
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:08,728
- BUT IF WE GET SOMEONE ELSE,
417
00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:09,796
OUR KIDS WON'T BE RELATED.
418
00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:11,398
- HAVE YOU EVER MET MY SISTER?
419
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,166
THAT'S NOT MUCH OF AN ARGUMENT.
- WE HAD A DEAL.
420
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:17,570
- YOU'RE THE ONES
THAT CHANGED THE TERMS.
421
00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:19,472
ME AND MELANIE,
MOM AND POP.
422
00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:21,341
- [clears throat]
423
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,210
- * LEND A HAND
424
00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:26,179
- I'D SAY THAT WENT WELL.
425
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,282
- JESUS CHRIST!
426
00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:30,850
DO YOU REALIZE PEOPLE
EAT HERE?
427
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,685
- THEY'RE ALL FRESH AND NEW.
428
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,687
- HAND-PICKED
FROM THE PLEASURE BOUTIQUE.
429
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:36,156
[sniffs]
MMM.
430
00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:37,824
- I JUST WANT TO SLEEP
WITH THE GUY,
431
00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:39,459
NOT DRILL FOR OIL.
432
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:40,560
- WELL, THAT'S WHY
WE BROUGHT THESE,
433
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:42,195
TO HELP YOU ACHIEVE YOUR GOAL.
434
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:46,299
WHICH WOULD YOU SAY MOST
RESEMBLES DETECTIVE HORVATH?
435
00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:47,834
- HOW THE HELL
WOULD I KNOW?
436
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:49,602
I'VE ONLY KISSED HIM.
437
00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:51,704
NOW PUT THOSE THINGS AWAY.
438
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,473
- NOT SO FAST.
439
00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:55,242
NOW, YOU ASKED
FOR OUR HELP,
440
00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:57,444
AND THAT'S WHY WE'VE COME
TO TEACH YOU.
441
00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:59,846
- THE ART OF ORAL SEX.
442
00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:01,481
- WE'RE GOING TO SHARE
WITH YOU SECRETS
443
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:04,217
KNOWN HERETOFORE
ONLY TO GAY MEN.
444
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:06,853
- TECHNIQUES PASSED DOWN
FROM GENERATION TO GENERATION
445
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,321
SINCE TIME IMMEMORIAL.
446
00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:09,722
- ONCE YOU'VE PASSED
THE COURSE,
447
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,325
WE GUARANTEE HORVATH
WILL FOREVER REGARD YOU
448
00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:14,761
AS HIS GODDESS,
HIS QUEEN.
449
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:17,197
- CLEOPATRA, SCHEHERAZADE,
450
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:18,631
REESE WITHERSPOON.
451
00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:20,233
- [sighs]
452
00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:21,868
NOW, SHALL WE BEGIN?
453
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:24,271
- ALL RIGHT.
[clears throat]
454
00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:26,273
LET US RELAX THE JAW.
455
00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:28,808
ROTATING IT FIRST CLOCKWISE...
456
00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:29,876
UH-HUH.
457
00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:31,344
THEN COUNTERCLOCKWISE...
458
00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:33,513
UH-HUH.
YEAH. GOOD.
459
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:34,514
NOW WAG THE TONGUE.
460
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:35,615
AH, AH, AH.
461
00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:36,616
AH, AH, AH, AH,
AH, AH, AH, AH.
462
00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:37,650
YEAH, THAT'S THE WAY.
463
00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:40,220
- NEXT, GRASP THE SHAFT FIRMLY
464
00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:41,288
WITH OUR RIGHT HAND,
465
00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:43,223
LEFT IF WE'RE A SOUTHPAW--
466
00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:44,891
CREATING A VELVET VISE.
467
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:47,260
- MMM.
468
00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:48,628
NOW OPEN WIDE...
469
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,763
[muffled]
BEING SURE TO COVER THE TEETH,
470
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:53,800
ALLOWING FOR A SMOOTH
AND UNOBSTRUCTED ENTRY.
471
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:56,703
COMME CA.
[inhales]
472
00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:02,242
- BOYS,
YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU.
473
00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:04,244
I JUST NEED
TO ASK ONE QUESTION.
474
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:05,712
- IF IT'S ABOUT SUPPRESSING
THE GAG REFLEX,
475
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:07,180
WE'RE GETTING TO THAT.
476
00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:10,650
- ARE YOU
OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MINDS?
477
00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:12,952
THERE'S NO WAY
I'M GONNA DO THIS.
478
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:15,188
- THERE ARE PARTIES
IN BEVERLY HILLS
479
00:19:15,222 --> 00:19:17,390
WHERE HOUSEWIVES PAY
1,000 BUCKS A HEAD.
480
00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:18,791
- SO TO SPEAK.
481
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,927
- TO LEARN WHAT
WE'RE TEACHING YOU FOR FREE.
482
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,562
- DEBBIE,
483
00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:25,532
YOU WANT TO MAKE HORVATH HAPPY,
DON'T YOU?
484
00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:27,267
- SURE, I DO.
485
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:29,469
- AND EVEN HAVE
A GOOD TIME YOURSELF?
486
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,338
- SO WHAT'S THE HARM
IN LEARNING
487
00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:35,174
HOW TO DO IT
THE RIGHT WAY?
488
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:44,217
[inhales deeply]
489
00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:54,461
men: ONE...
490
00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:55,828
TWO...
491
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:56,963
[all inhaling]
492
00:19:56,996 --> 00:20:01,901
[indistinct chatter]
493
00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:25,024
- IT'S CHILLY OUT HERE.
494
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:28,227
I DIDN'T WANT YOU
TO GET S--
495
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:31,998
- THANK YOU.
496
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:34,267
I AM ALL RIGHT.
497
00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:39,005
- I'M SORRY.
498
00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:41,408
- FOR WHAT?
499
00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:43,410
- FOR PAUL.
FOR YOU.
500
00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:47,647
- I JUST DIDN'T EXPECT IT
TO BE SO SOON.
501
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:51,751
IF I'D KNOWN, I WOULD'VE GONE
TO SEE HIM MORE OFTEN.
502
00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:53,620
- YOU WERE BUSY.
503
00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:56,823
- YEAH, RIGHT.
504
00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:58,491
THAT'S ALWAYS A GOOD EXCUSE,
NOT TO VISIT SOMEONE
505
00:20:58,525 --> 00:21:00,927
YOU ONCE SHARED YOUR LIFE WITH,
YOUR BED.
506
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:04,897
- I'M SURE HE UNDERSTOOD.
507
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:07,567
AND FORGAVE YOU THE SAME WAY
YOU FORGAVE HIM.
508
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:11,638
- THEN WHY AM I SO GODDAMN ANGRY
AT HIM RIGHT NOW?
509
00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:15,542
FOR GETTING IT,
FOR GIVING IT TO ME.
510
00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:16,976
AND THEN NOT EVEN BOTHERING
511
00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:18,978
TO TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF
OR WATCH WHAT HE ATE.
512
00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:21,381
I WOULD TELL HIM,
"NUTRITION IS ESSENTIAL.
513
00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:22,515
"AND EXERCISE.
514
00:21:22,549 --> 00:21:23,516
"YOU'VE GOT TO EXERCISE, PAUL,
515
00:21:23,550 --> 00:21:24,817
BUILD UP YOUR MUSCLE MASS."
516
00:21:24,851 --> 00:21:28,555
BUT IT WAS AS IF
ONCE HE KNEW HE HAD IT...
517
00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:32,459
HE FIGURED,
"I'M GOING TO DIE ANYWAY,
518
00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:36,028
SO WHAT THE HELL DIFFERENCE
DOES IT MAKE?"
519
00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:41,100
- LUCKILY,
YOU'RE NOT LIKE THAT.
520
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,802
- RIGHT.
521
00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:45,004
- YOU DO EVERYTHING
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO.
522
00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:47,407
EVERYTHING YOU CAN POSSIBLY DO.
- AND IN SPITE OF EVERYTHING,
523
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,475
I STILL ENDED UP
IN THE HOSPITAL.
524
00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:51,344
MAYBE HE'S RIGHT.
525
00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:52,412
MAYBE IT DOESN'T MATTER.
526
00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:53,946
- IT DOES MATTER.
527
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:57,884
AND MOST IMPORTANT IS
YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE IT DOES.
528
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:17,637
- MORE COD?
529
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:18,771
- OH.
530
00:22:18,805 --> 00:22:20,973
3 GRAMS,
I'M STUFFED.
531
00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:22,509
[laughter]
532
00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:23,910
- WELL, THERE'S FRUIT
FOR DESSERT.
533
00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:26,045
I KNOW IT'S NOT EXACTLY
EXCITING, BUT--
534
00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:28,615
- WITH YOU IN THE ROOM,
WHAT COULD BE?
535
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:33,920
- I'LL GET THE FRUIT.
536
00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:36,923
- FORGET THE FRUIT.
537
00:22:36,956 --> 00:22:37,990
- OH.
538
00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:39,158
- I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA.
539
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,159
- I'M TOO HEAVY,
YOU--
540
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:43,362
- YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
541
00:22:44,664 --> 00:22:47,033
- CARL...
542
00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:49,135
I HAVE A CONFESSION
TO MAKE.
543
00:22:49,168 --> 00:22:50,670
I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS.
544
00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:52,405
- ABOUT WHAT?
545
00:22:52,439 --> 00:22:54,507
- ABOUT THIS.
546
00:22:56,576 --> 00:23:00,747
I WANT TO BE WITH YOU.
547
00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:02,949
IT'S JUST
THAT IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME.
548
00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:06,686
- HOW LONG?
549
00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:08,888
- LAST CENTURY.
550
00:23:08,921 --> 00:23:12,425
- WELL, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT.
551
00:23:12,459 --> 00:23:14,794
I PROMISE TO BE GENTLE,
GUIDE YOU THROUGH IT.
552
00:23:14,827 --> 00:23:18,064
MAYBE EVEN TEACH YOU
A FEW THINGS.
553
00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:29,642
- THE EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE
NEEDS TO BE MORE ENTICING,
554
00:23:29,676 --> 00:23:32,979
BUT MORE FOREBODING.
555
00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:36,716
"ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK.
PREPARE TO BE FUCKED."
556
00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:39,852
- THINK I CAN MANAGE THAT.
557
00:23:39,886 --> 00:23:41,521
- YOU COULD PROBABLY GET
A BETTER VIEW
558
00:23:41,554 --> 00:23:44,491
IF YOU STOOD
A LITTLE CLOSER.
559
00:23:47,994 --> 00:23:49,962
AND HIS HIPS NEED
TO BE MORE IN PROFILE
560
00:23:49,996 --> 00:23:52,865
TO ACCENTUATE HIS COCK.
561
00:23:52,899 --> 00:23:54,601
- IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT SEX.
562
00:23:54,634 --> 00:23:56,836
- UNLESS IT'S ABOUT DEATH,
BUT...
563
00:23:56,869 --> 00:23:58,805
DEATH DOESN'T SELL TICKETS.
564
00:23:58,838 --> 00:24:00,540
[door sliding]
565
00:24:00,573 --> 00:24:02,509
- I PICKED UP
CHINESE FOOD.
566
00:24:05,712 --> 00:24:07,947
I DIDN'T KNOW
IT WAS FOR THREE.
567
00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:11,217
- I WAS JUST GOING.
568
00:24:11,250 --> 00:24:14,186
WE'RE DONE, RIGHT?
569
00:24:17,524 --> 00:24:19,158
- HEY.
- HEY.
570
00:24:19,191 --> 00:24:22,161
- SO GLAD YOU BOYS KISSED
AND MADE UP.
571
00:24:22,194 --> 00:24:24,030
[door sliding]
572
00:24:24,063 --> 00:24:25,131
HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU?
573
00:24:25,164 --> 00:24:26,566
- IT'S ON ME.
574
00:24:26,599 --> 00:24:31,003
- HMM.
WELL, IN THAT CASE,
575
00:24:31,037 --> 00:24:35,608
ALLOW ME TO SUPPLY...
576
00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:38,611
THE HORS D'OEUVRES.
577
00:24:49,556 --> 00:24:52,525
[Fading Light plays]
578
00:24:52,559 --> 00:25:00,499
*
579
00:25:03,035 --> 00:25:05,071
[laughter]
580
00:25:05,104 --> 00:25:09,075
[indistinct conversation]
581
00:25:09,108 --> 00:25:10,910
- * LOOKING FOR A CHANCE
TO MAKE IT RIGHT *
582
00:25:10,943 --> 00:25:15,281
- DO YOU SEE ONE DROPPING?
[both laugh]
583
00:25:15,314 --> 00:25:18,284
- TONY FACELLI.
REMEMBER?
584
00:25:18,317 --> 00:25:21,153
HE WAS THE ONE WHO TAUGHT US
HOW TO LIGHT OUR FARTS?
585
00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:22,689
- AND HIS PANTS
CAUGHT ON FIRE.
586
00:25:22,722 --> 00:25:25,157
[laughter]
587
00:25:25,191 --> 00:25:26,626
- HE--HE, UH, HE...
588
00:25:26,659 --> 00:25:28,795
HE DIED IN THAT CAR WRECK.
589
00:25:28,828 --> 00:25:30,963
- * A PIECE OF ADVICE,
JUST ANOTHER LINE *
590
00:25:30,997 --> 00:25:33,165
- [snorts]
[both laugh]
591
00:25:33,199 --> 00:25:35,334
LINDA ZLUTSKY.
592
00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:37,704
- ZLUTSKY THE SLUTSKY?
593
00:25:37,737 --> 00:25:39,839
SHE GOT EXPELLED FOR GIVING
MR. DORF,
594
00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:41,574
THE MATH TEACHER, HEAD.
595
00:25:41,608 --> 00:25:44,043
- SHE BECAME A LAP DANCER
IN SCRANTON.
596
00:25:44,076 --> 00:25:47,179
[laughs]
597
00:25:47,213 --> 00:25:49,649
- WHICH JUST GOES TO SHOW,
"ALL LIFE IS A LESSON."
598
00:25:49,682 --> 00:25:51,784
- THAT'S WHAT BEN ALWAYS SAYS.
599
00:25:51,818 --> 00:25:53,219
- * OUT OF CONTROL
600
00:25:53,252 --> 00:25:54,821
- HIS, UH...
[clears throat]
601
00:25:54,854 --> 00:25:58,057
HIS EX, PAUL,
THE ONE WHO INFECTED HIM...
602
00:25:58,090 --> 00:26:00,793
- * YOU'LL GO IT ALONE,
THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID *
603
00:26:00,827 --> 00:26:01,861
- DIED.
- * EVER SINCE YOU'VE BECOME
604
00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:03,596
* THE WALKING DEAD
605
00:26:03,630 --> 00:26:06,332
- WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD.
606
00:26:06,365 --> 00:26:09,068
YOU HAVE TO BE NUTS
607
00:26:09,101 --> 00:26:11,203
OR A SELFISH PIECE OF SHIT
608
00:26:11,237 --> 00:26:13,606
TO WANT TO BRING
A CHILD INTO IT.
609
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:15,875
- [snorts] YOU DID.
610
00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:18,244
- YEAH, LINDSAY CONVINCED ME
ONE NIGHT WHEN I WAS TRIPPING.
611
00:26:18,277 --> 00:26:22,815
[laughter]
612
00:26:22,849 --> 00:26:24,383
BUT I'M SURE AS HELL
NOT DOING IT
613
00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:26,085
FOR SMELLY MELLY.
614
00:26:26,118 --> 00:26:27,253
THEY CAN GO
TO A SPERM BANK.
615
00:26:27,286 --> 00:26:29,088
- OR SCRAPE IT
OFF THE FLOOR
616
00:26:29,121 --> 00:26:30,823
IN THE BACK ROOM
AT BABYLON.
617
00:26:30,857 --> 00:26:33,726
- [sniffs]
- [laughs]
618
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,828
- JUST GIVE ME
ONE VALID REASON
619
00:26:35,862 --> 00:26:37,296
WHY ANY QUEER
IN HIS RIGHT MIND
620
00:26:37,329 --> 00:26:39,866
WOULD WANT TO BRING A KID
INTO THIS WORLD.
621
00:26:39,899 --> 00:26:42,134
- UM...
[sirens wail]
622
00:26:42,168 --> 00:26:44,103
- CAN'T THINK OF ONE,
CAN YOU?
623
00:26:44,136 --> 00:26:46,739
- WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT, HOLD ON.
624
00:26:46,773 --> 00:26:49,008
- * I'D LIKE TO THINK
YOU MAYBE UNDERSTAND *
625
00:26:49,041 --> 00:26:54,246
* WHY I EVEN BOTHER
TO OFFER MY HAND *
626
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:56,315
- TO PISS OFF
STRAIGHT PEOPLE.
627
00:26:56,348 --> 00:27:02,321
[laughter]
628
00:27:02,354 --> 00:27:04,857
- [sighs]
629
00:27:04,891 --> 00:27:06,759
- YOU'RE NOT DISAPPOINTED,
ARE YOU?
630
00:27:06,793 --> 00:27:08,294
- DISAPPOINTED?
631
00:27:08,327 --> 00:27:11,030
OH.
632
00:27:11,063 --> 00:27:12,732
MORE LIKE AMAZED.
633
00:27:12,765 --> 00:27:15,167
- REALLY?
634
00:27:15,201 --> 00:27:17,003
- ESPECIALLY AFTER
635
00:27:17,036 --> 00:27:20,673
ALL THAT LIP SERVICE
ABOUT HOW NERVOUS YOU WERE.
636
00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:24,010
- WHAT'S THAT MEAN?
637
00:27:24,043 --> 00:27:26,212
- AH.
638
00:27:26,245 --> 00:27:28,014
NOTHING.
639
00:27:28,047 --> 00:27:31,283
- DON'T GIVE ME "NOTHING"
AFTER A REMARK LIKE THAT.
640
00:27:31,317 --> 00:27:34,153
- LET'S JUST SAY THAT
641
00:27:34,186 --> 00:27:36,823
NO ONE COULD DO WHAT YOU JUST
DID WITHOUT A LITTLE PRACTICE.
642
00:27:36,856 --> 00:27:41,327
AND FROM THE WAY THAT YOU,
UH, YOU KNOW...
643
00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:45,064
LADY,
YOU COULD TEACH A CLASS.
644
00:27:45,097 --> 00:27:46,833
- IS THAT SO?
645
00:27:46,866 --> 00:27:49,035
- IN FACT, I HEARD
IN BEVERLY HILLS
646
00:27:49,068 --> 00:27:51,103
THEY CHARGE $1,000 FOR IT.
647
00:27:51,137 --> 00:27:53,773
- HORVATH, I WAS TELLING YOU
THE TRUTH.
648
00:27:53,806 --> 00:27:55,775
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME
IN YEARS THAT I...
649
00:27:55,808 --> 00:27:58,444
- YEAH, SURE.
WHATEVER.
650
00:27:58,477 --> 00:28:01,413
- YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME?
651
00:28:05,217 --> 00:28:06,953
WELL, THAT'S JUST
TOO FUCKING BAD.
652
00:28:06,986 --> 00:28:08,921
NOW YOU BETTER TAKE
YOUR SUSPICIONS
653
00:28:08,955 --> 00:28:10,823
AND YOUR SUSPENDERS,
654
00:28:10,857 --> 00:28:13,059
AND--AND REMOVE YOUR BUTT
FROM MY BED!
655
00:28:13,092 --> 00:28:16,929
- DEBBIE...
- NOW, OUT!
656
00:28:16,963 --> 00:28:19,131
GET OUT!
657
00:28:28,107 --> 00:28:30,943
- HERE'S YOUR FEE.
658
00:28:30,977 --> 00:28:32,511
PLUS $100 BONUS
FOR FINISHING ON TIME.
659
00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:34,981
- THANKS.
660
00:28:35,014 --> 00:28:36,883
- AND HERE'S TWO TICKETS
FOR TONIGHT.
661
00:28:36,916 --> 00:28:39,351
ONE FOR YOU
AND ONE FOR IAN.
662
00:28:39,385 --> 00:28:44,156
- OH, UM...
663
00:28:44,190 --> 00:28:45,491
- I WAS JUST ADMIRING
664
00:28:45,524 --> 00:28:47,093
YOUR BOYFRIEND'S
LATEST CREATION.
665
00:28:47,126 --> 00:28:48,761
- AN ARTIST ALWAYS DOES
HIS BEST WORK
666
00:28:48,795 --> 00:28:50,763
WHEN HE HAS SOMEBODY
HE LOVES TO INSPIRE HIM.
667
00:28:50,797 --> 00:28:53,232
- [chuckles]
YEAH, SO I'VE BEEN TOLD.
668
00:28:53,265 --> 00:28:55,902
- WE SHOULD GO.
- SEE YOU TONIGHT.
669
00:28:55,935 --> 00:28:58,270
- OH, BRIAN GAVE US TICKETS
TO THE CENTER CARNIVAL.
670
00:28:58,304 --> 00:29:00,439
- OH, I'M SURE
IT'LL BE A BLAST,
671
00:29:00,472 --> 00:29:02,074
BUT WE'VE ALREADY GOT PLANS.
672
00:29:02,108 --> 00:29:04,276
- OH, WELL,
IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MINDS,
673
00:29:04,310 --> 00:29:07,513
YOUR NAMES WILL BE
ON THE LIST.
674
00:29:07,546 --> 00:29:09,115
- SO HOW YOU DOING?
675
00:29:09,148 --> 00:29:11,117
- OH, UM...
WHY AREN'T YOU IN CLASS?
676
00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:14,053
I THOUGHT
YOU HAD A CLASS.
677
00:29:18,424 --> 00:29:20,793
- ORDER'S UP
ON TABLE FOUR.
678
00:29:20,827 --> 00:29:22,862
[indistinct chatter]
679
00:29:22,895 --> 00:29:24,997
- THE SPECIAL TODAY
IS THE DICK OF DEATH.
680
00:29:25,031 --> 00:29:27,299
FOOT-LONG HOT DOG,
CREAMY COLESLAW ON THE SIDE.
681
00:29:27,333 --> 00:29:29,535
DON'T MAKE ME REPEAT IT.
682
00:29:29,568 --> 00:29:32,404
both: TWO SPECIALS.
683
00:29:32,438 --> 00:29:33,940
- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
684
00:29:33,973 --> 00:29:35,307
SO HOW WAS IT?
685
00:29:35,341 --> 00:29:36,809
- YEAH, SHOULD YOUR PROFESSORS
GIVE YOU AN "A"?
686
00:29:36,843 --> 00:29:39,011
- YEAH.
FOR "ASSHOLE."
687
00:29:39,045 --> 00:29:41,447
'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT I AM
FOR LISTENING TO YOU.
688
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:44,350
- WHAT, HE WASN'T PLEASED?
- IMPOSSIBLE!
689
00:29:44,383 --> 00:29:46,018
I DEFY ANY MALE,
LIVING OR DEAD,
690
00:29:46,052 --> 00:29:47,553
NOT TO RESPOND
TO OUR TIME-TESTED TECHNIQUE.
691
00:29:47,586 --> 00:29:50,056
- PROVIDED YOU FOLLOWED
OUR INSTRUCTIONS.
692
00:29:50,089 --> 00:29:51,423
- OH, I FOLLOWED 'EM.
693
00:29:51,457 --> 00:29:53,893
HE RESPONDED
TO EVERY FLICK AND LICK.
694
00:29:53,926 --> 00:29:55,294
- AND SO
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
695
00:29:55,327 --> 00:29:57,296
- THE PROBLEM IS HE THINKS
I'M A WHORE.
696
00:29:57,329 --> 00:30:00,032
- I'M SO PROUD.
697
00:30:00,066 --> 00:30:03,502
- WELL, I NEVER WANT
TO SEE HIM AGAIN.
698
00:30:07,606 --> 00:30:09,608
[bell rings]
NEW ORDER.
699
00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:12,044
- CAN I GET A B.L.T.?
- YEAH.
700
00:30:12,078 --> 00:30:14,914
- OOH, WHAT ABOUT 873?
701
00:30:14,947 --> 00:30:16,983
6'2", BLUE EYES,
702
00:30:17,016 --> 00:30:19,051
AND A MENSA!
703
00:30:19,085 --> 00:30:20,352
- IS THAT
WHAT YOU REALLY WANT?
704
00:30:20,386 --> 00:30:22,588
TO GIVE BIRTH
TO A LITTLE 873 1/2?
705
00:30:22,621 --> 00:30:24,623
- GOT CREAM.
706
00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:26,458
- [groans]
707
00:30:26,492 --> 00:30:29,128
- IT WAS MILKED FRESH
THIS MORNING.
708
00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:31,630
I SHOULD KNOW.
I MILKED IT MYSELF.
709
00:30:31,663 --> 00:30:32,932
- [giggles]
710
00:30:32,965 --> 00:30:33,933
- [mockingly laughs]
711
00:30:33,966 --> 00:30:35,001
THAT'S DISGUSTING.
712
00:30:35,034 --> 00:30:36,468
- THAT'S REALLY DISGUSTING.
713
00:30:36,502 --> 00:30:37,503
- YO, BITCHES,
714
00:30:37,536 --> 00:30:40,339
I'M OFFERING TO LEND A HAND.
715
00:30:40,372 --> 00:30:42,008
- WOULD YOU BEAT IT?
716
00:30:42,041 --> 00:30:43,109
- THAT'S WHAT
I'VE BEEN OFFERING TO DO.
717
00:30:43,142 --> 00:30:44,944
- WAIT.
DO YOU REALLY MEAN IT?
718
00:30:44,977 --> 00:30:47,646
- YEAH. IF IT'S A BOY,
YOU CAN NAME HIM BRIAN JUNIOR.
719
00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:49,481
- AND IF IT'S A GIRL?
720
00:30:49,515 --> 00:30:53,252
- CHARITY.
IN HONOR OF MY DONATION.
721
00:30:53,285 --> 00:30:57,423
NOW LET'S GO PISS OFF
SOME HETEROSEXUALS.
722
00:30:57,456 --> 00:30:58,490
- HMM.
723
00:30:58,524 --> 00:31:01,227
[pop music]
724
00:31:01,260 --> 00:31:09,201
*
725
00:31:52,311 --> 00:31:55,547
- HEY. ROY.
HOW YOU DOING?
726
00:31:55,581 --> 00:31:57,016
LISTEN, I WAS--
727
00:31:57,049 --> 00:31:58,284
I WAS WONDERING,
COULD YOU
728
00:31:58,317 --> 00:31:59,685
GIVE ME SOME HELP, MAN?
729
00:31:59,718 --> 00:32:02,488
- YOU WANT ME
TO SPOT YOU?
730
00:32:02,521 --> 00:32:06,592
- ACTUALLY, IT'S GOT MORE
TO DO WITH NUTRITION.
731
00:32:06,625 --> 00:32:08,360
SUPPLEMENTS...
732
00:32:08,394 --> 00:32:10,329
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
733
00:32:10,362 --> 00:32:13,332
- YEAH.
COME ON.
734
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:31,650
[indistinct chatter]
735
00:32:31,683 --> 00:32:32,718
- THERE'S GOT TO BE
MORE TO IT.
736
00:32:32,751 --> 00:32:38,190
[indistinct conversation]
737
00:32:38,224 --> 00:32:39,625
- HE ARRESTED ME,
THAT'S WHY.
738
00:32:39,658 --> 00:32:43,195
HE LIKES YOU, THOUGH.
HE THINKS YOU'RE FUNNY.
739
00:32:43,229 --> 00:32:46,999
- EXCUSE US,
DETECTIVE HORVATH?
740
00:32:47,033 --> 00:32:48,000
- [clears throat]
741
00:32:48,034 --> 00:32:49,735
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU BOYS?
742
00:32:49,768 --> 00:32:52,471
- WELL, A DEAR FRIEND
OF OURS
743
00:32:52,504 --> 00:32:54,606
IS IN A LITTLE BIT
OF TROUBLE.
744
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:57,376
- SEEMS LAST NIGHT,
745
00:32:57,409 --> 00:33:02,514
AN ORAL...MISDEMEANOR
OCCURRED.
746
00:33:04,250 --> 00:33:07,186
- DON'T YOU HAVE
SOME WORK TO DO?
747
00:33:09,121 --> 00:33:10,389
WHAT THE HELL'S
ALL THIS ABOUT?
748
00:33:10,422 --> 00:33:13,225
- LOOK, DEBBIE TOLD US
THAT YOU HAD SEX,
749
00:33:13,259 --> 00:33:16,395
OR SOME HETEROSEXUAL
PERMUTATION THEREOF.
750
00:33:16,428 --> 00:33:17,663
- JESUS H. CHRIST.
751
00:33:17,696 --> 00:33:19,265
WHY DOESN'T SHE RENT
A BILLBOARD?
752
00:33:19,298 --> 00:33:21,633
WHAT WE DO IN BED
IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
753
00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:22,634
- ACTUALLY, IT IS.
754
00:33:22,668 --> 00:33:25,371
SEE, UM, DEBBIE WAS WORRIED
755
00:33:25,404 --> 00:33:27,506
THAT SHE WOULDN'T LIVE UP
TO YOUR EXPECTATIONS.
756
00:33:27,539 --> 00:33:29,241
- THAT SHE'D LET YOU DOWN.
757
00:33:29,275 --> 00:33:31,577
SO WE GAVE HER
A CRASH COURSE.
758
00:33:31,610 --> 00:33:33,812
- "INTRODUCTION
TO FELLATIO 101."
759
00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:36,115
- EMMETT'S ONE OF THE WORLD'S
FOREMOST AUTHORITIES.
760
00:33:36,148 --> 00:33:38,384
- AW, THANKS.
UH, ANYWAY.
761
00:33:38,417 --> 00:33:40,652
YOUNG DEBORAH PASSED
WITH HONORS.
762
00:33:40,686 --> 00:33:42,254
- MAGNA CUM LOUDLY.
763
00:33:42,288 --> 00:33:44,290
- IN FACT, SHE DID SO WELL,
764
00:33:44,323 --> 00:33:45,391
YOU, APPARENTLY...
765
00:33:45,424 --> 00:33:46,392
- AND MISGUIDEDLY--
766
00:33:46,425 --> 00:33:47,693
- THINK SHE'S A SLUT.
767
00:33:47,726 --> 00:33:50,062
THE TRUTH IS, DETECTIVE,
768
00:33:50,096 --> 00:33:51,797
WE'RE THE SLUTS.
769
00:33:51,830 --> 00:33:54,800
- SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.
770
00:33:54,833 --> 00:33:56,402
[clears throat]
LOOK.
771
00:33:56,435 --> 00:33:59,405
UNDERNEATH ALL THAT DIRTY TALK
AND BRAVADO,
772
00:33:59,438 --> 00:34:02,274
YOU KNOW, DEBBIE IS JUST
AN OLD-FASHIONED GIRL
773
00:34:02,308 --> 00:34:04,343
WHOSE ONLY CRIME WAS
774
00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:07,346
WANTING TO PLEASE HER MAN.
775
00:34:11,650 --> 00:34:14,620
AH.
776
00:34:18,257 --> 00:34:20,592
OH, HONEY.
777
00:34:20,626 --> 00:34:22,428
- RUMOR HAS IT
A CERTAIN FINALIST
778
00:34:22,461 --> 00:34:24,330
IS OUT OF THE COMPETITION.
779
00:34:24,363 --> 00:34:26,165
- OH, POOR MARTA.
780
00:34:26,198 --> 00:34:28,500
SHE'S AN ASTONISHING TALENT,
BUT TERRIFIED TO PERFORM.
781
00:34:28,534 --> 00:34:30,169
- AND THIS WILL BE THE TREE
IN THE FOREST
782
00:34:30,202 --> 00:34:31,303
THAT NOBODY HEARS.
783
00:34:31,337 --> 00:34:32,571
- AND THEN THERE'S GIORGIO.
784
00:34:32,604 --> 00:34:33,705
MEDIOCRE MUSICIAN AT BEST.
785
00:34:33,739 --> 00:34:35,174
- YEAH, BUT YOU PUT HIM
IN FRONT
786
00:34:35,207 --> 00:34:36,475
OF AN AUDIENCE,
HE KNOCKS 'EM DEAD.
787
00:34:36,508 --> 00:34:37,743
- NEW YORK
ISN'T PITTSBURGH.
788
00:34:37,776 --> 00:34:39,311
THEY WON'T BE
SO EASILY FOOLED.
789
00:34:39,345 --> 00:34:41,647
- YOU, MY DEAR, HAVE NOTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT.
790
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:43,382
- [chuckles]
791
00:34:43,415 --> 00:34:44,450
[indistinct chatter]
792
00:34:44,483 --> 00:34:46,852
ABSOLUTELY, ABSOLUTELY.
793
00:34:46,885 --> 00:34:48,354
NO QUESTION ABOUT IT.
794
00:34:48,387 --> 00:34:51,323
- * I CANNOT HEAR
795
00:34:51,357 --> 00:34:54,193
- EXCUSE ME.
796
00:34:54,226 --> 00:34:57,629
HOLD ON.
797
00:34:57,663 --> 00:34:59,765
- * THIS IS NOT REAL
798
00:34:59,798 --> 00:35:01,233
- HAVING FUN?
799
00:35:01,267 --> 00:35:03,869
- YEAH, IT'S GREAT.
800
00:35:03,902 --> 00:35:05,504
- LIAR.
801
00:35:05,537 --> 00:35:08,740
- NO, YOUR FRIENDS ARE
REALLY SMART AND FUNNY.
802
00:35:08,774 --> 00:35:12,211
I GUESS I'M JUST NERVOUS,
THAT'S ALL.
803
00:35:12,244 --> 00:35:13,645
- AH, DON'T BE.
804
00:35:13,679 --> 00:35:15,681
YOU'RE WITH ME.
805
00:35:15,714 --> 00:35:19,418
- * WHATEVER YOU FIND
806
00:35:19,451 --> 00:35:22,521
- SO THIS IS
THE IMAGINARY BOYFRIEND.
807
00:35:22,554 --> 00:35:24,390
ETHAN TELLS ME
YOU'RE AN ARTIST.
808
00:35:24,423 --> 00:35:26,225
- YEP.
THAT'S RIGHT.
809
00:35:26,258 --> 00:35:27,626
- WHAT KIND OF STUFF
DO YOU DO?
810
00:35:27,659 --> 00:35:29,828
- LATELY, I'VE BEEN MANIPULATING
CLASSICAL FORM
811
00:35:29,861 --> 00:35:31,563
WITH DIGITAL IMAGERY.
812
00:35:31,597 --> 00:35:34,766
- HMM. THEN YOU'RE NOT
JUST A PRETTY FACE.
813
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,635
- NO.
814
00:35:36,668 --> 00:35:38,804
I GOT A PRETTY BIG COCK
AS WELL,
815
00:35:38,837 --> 00:35:40,506
AND I GIVE
ONE HELL OF A BLOW JOB.
816
00:35:40,539 --> 00:35:41,640
RIGHT, ETHAN?
817
00:35:41,673 --> 00:35:44,410
- UM...
818
00:35:44,443 --> 00:35:47,379
- TIME TO RING
AROUND THE DILDO!
819
00:35:47,413 --> 00:35:48,647
- OH, MY GOD!
820
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:52,251
- WELCOME TO CARNIVAL!
821
00:35:52,284 --> 00:35:54,186
- [laughs]
822
00:35:54,220 --> 00:35:58,257
[dance music]
823
00:35:58,290 --> 00:35:59,925
- IT'S TIME
FOR BUTTHOLE BINGO.
824
00:35:59,958 --> 00:36:02,728
- WHIP-O-RAMA!
825
00:36:02,761 --> 00:36:04,530
*
826
00:36:04,563 --> 00:36:07,599
- OH. G-51.
827
00:36:07,633 --> 00:36:10,802
[indistinct chatter]
828
00:36:10,836 --> 00:36:12,871
- ANY COLOR, ANY SIZE.
829
00:36:12,904 --> 00:36:14,806
[shouting, laughing]
830
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,409
- A-34.
831
00:36:17,443 --> 00:36:18,944
- OOH, AHH!
832
00:36:18,977 --> 00:36:20,679
- AND AT CENTER STAGE,
833
00:36:20,712 --> 00:36:24,450
THE GRINDER!
834
00:36:24,483 --> 00:36:25,851
[crowd exclaims]
835
00:36:25,884 --> 00:36:28,854
- O-75.
836
00:36:33,725 --> 00:36:35,694
- OH, MY GOD.
- OH, WOW.
837
00:36:35,727 --> 00:36:37,496
- COME ON, EVERYONE,
STEP UP.
838
00:36:37,529 --> 00:36:40,466
COME ON.
IT'S BUTTHOLE BINGO.
839
00:36:42,634 --> 00:36:44,436
[pop]
840
00:36:44,470 --> 00:36:46,872
all: OH!
841
00:36:46,905 --> 00:36:49,475
- B-13.
842
00:36:49,508 --> 00:36:50,776
[indistinct chatter]
843
00:36:50,809 --> 00:36:53,512
- OVER 800 HAPPY,
SATISFIED CUSTOMERS,
844
00:36:53,545 --> 00:36:56,014
AND A LINE AROUND THE BLOCK
WAITING TO GET IN.
845
00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:57,449
- JESUS, BRIAN.
846
00:36:57,483 --> 00:36:58,850
- WHAT IS ALL THIS?
847
00:36:58,884 --> 00:37:00,852
[pop]
848
00:37:00,886 --> 00:37:03,322
- I-19.
- THIS IS BUTTHOLE BINGO.
849
00:37:03,355 --> 00:37:05,891
AND THAT IS ONE REMARKABLY
GIFTED YOUNG MAN.
850
00:37:05,924 --> 00:37:07,593
[pop]
851
00:37:07,626 --> 00:37:09,528
- THIS WASN'T
IN THE PROPOSAL YOU SUBMITTED.
852
00:37:09,561 --> 00:37:11,330
- YEAH, I TOOK
A FEW LIBERTIES.
853
00:37:11,363 --> 00:37:14,466
- WE'RE SUPPOSED TO REPRESENT
A POSITIVE GAY IMAGE.
854
00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:17,803
WHAT KIND OF MESSAGE DO YOU
THINK WE'RE SENDING HERE?
855
00:37:17,836 --> 00:37:19,605
- THAT ALL MEN
ARE CREATED HORNY,
856
00:37:19,638 --> 00:37:21,807
AND IT'S OKAY TO HAVE
A LITTLE DOWN-AND-DIRTY FUN.
857
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:24,009
- YOU'VE REALLY GONE
TOO FAR.
858
00:37:24,042 --> 00:37:26,011
- YEAH, WELL IF IT'S
ANY CONSOLATION TO YOU,
859
00:37:26,044 --> 00:37:28,747
YOU'LL BE MAKING 10,000 OUT
OF HIS ASS ALONE.
860
00:37:28,780 --> 00:37:30,782
[all shout]
861
00:37:30,816 --> 00:37:33,752
- O-69.
862
00:37:33,785 --> 00:37:36,622
- "ME TO MAKE
ZE SUBSIDIARY SUBJECT.
863
00:37:36,655 --> 00:37:39,024
ZING, ETHAN, ZING!"
864
00:37:39,057 --> 00:37:40,892
[chuckles]
865
00:37:40,926 --> 00:37:42,394
- HEY.
- YEAH.
866
00:37:42,428 --> 00:37:43,829
- I'M GOING TO TAKE OFF.
- WHAT, ALREADY?
867
00:37:43,862 --> 00:37:45,063
- YEAH, I'M BEAT.
868
00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:46,565
- ALL RIGHT,
I'LL GO WITH YOU.
869
00:37:46,598 --> 00:37:48,767
- NO,
YOU CAN STAY HERE.
870
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,569
I'LL SEE YOU AT HOME.
871
00:37:50,602 --> 00:37:53,038
- YOU SURE?
- MM-HMM.
872
00:37:53,071 --> 00:37:55,907
- OKAY.
LOVE YOU.
873
00:37:55,941 --> 00:37:59,511
- YOU TOO.
874
00:37:59,545 --> 00:38:05,517
[indistinct chatter]
875
00:38:05,551 --> 00:38:08,420
[alternative music]
876
00:38:08,454 --> 00:38:12,558
- * TONIGHT, TONIGHT
877
00:38:12,591 --> 00:38:14,025
* NO
878
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:31,377
- CAN I COME IN?
879
00:38:47,626 --> 00:38:50,762
[clears throat]
YOU'RE JUST FINISHING DINNER?
880
00:38:50,796 --> 00:38:52,564
- JUST STARTING.
881
00:38:52,598 --> 00:38:56,368
3 OUNCES OF CHICKEN,
4 OUNCES OF LIMA BEANS.
882
00:38:56,402 --> 00:38:57,603
- IS THAT ENOUGH?
883
00:38:57,636 --> 00:38:59,004
YOU HAVE TO KEEP UP
YOUR STRENGTH.
884
00:38:59,037 --> 00:39:01,640
- RIGHT,
I HAVE TEN BLOW JOBS TO GIVE
885
00:39:01,673 --> 00:39:03,742
BEFORE I HIT THE HAY.
886
00:39:03,775 --> 00:39:05,744
- I WISH YOU WOULDN'T TALK
LIKE THAT.
887
00:39:05,777 --> 00:39:07,479
- IT'S HOW EXPERTS TALK.
888
00:39:07,513 --> 00:39:10,849
- YEAH, I KNOW.
889
00:39:10,882 --> 00:39:15,454
TWO OF THEM CAME
TO THE PRECINCT TODAY.
890
00:39:15,487 --> 00:39:17,623
THAT TALL SWISH-STICK?
891
00:39:17,656 --> 00:39:19,591
- EMMETT?
892
00:39:19,625 --> 00:39:21,159
- AND THE ONE WHO LOOKS
LIKE AN ACCOUNTANT.
893
00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:23,995
- TED.
894
00:39:24,029 --> 00:39:27,533
- THEY EXPLAINED
ALL ABOUT YOUR...EDUCATION,
895
00:39:27,566 --> 00:39:29,735
HOW YOU WENT TO THE HEAD
OF THE CLASS.
896
00:39:29,768 --> 00:39:31,169
- WELL, EMMETT'S GOT
A BIG MOUTH.
897
00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:35,407
IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE.
898
00:39:35,441 --> 00:39:37,075
WHAT ELSE
DID THEY TELL YOU?
899
00:39:37,108 --> 00:39:40,946
- THAT YOU DID IT
FOR ME.
900
00:39:40,979 --> 00:39:44,750
TO PLEASE ME.
901
00:39:44,783 --> 00:39:47,753
- I WOULDN'T DO THAT
FOR JUST ANYONE, YOU KNOW.
902
00:39:47,786 --> 00:39:50,622
- I KNOW.
903
00:39:50,656 --> 00:39:52,791
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT IT MEANS TO ME?
904
00:39:52,824 --> 00:39:55,561
THAT YOU WANTED TO GIVE ME
PLEASURE THAT MUCH?
905
00:39:55,594 --> 00:39:57,062
- I THOUGHT
THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE DO
906
00:39:57,095 --> 00:39:59,030
WHEN THEY CARE
ABOUT EACH OTHER.
907
00:39:59,064 --> 00:40:02,901
- WHICH IS WHY I ENLISTED
DETECTIVES CAFFNEY AND LEUELLYN.
908
00:40:02,934 --> 00:40:06,438
THEY'RE THE TWO LESBIANS
ON THE FORCE.
909
00:40:06,472 --> 00:40:09,174
I TOLD THEM I WANTED
A LITTLE CRASH COURSE
910
00:40:09,207 --> 00:40:12,511
OF MY OWN.
911
00:40:12,544 --> 00:40:14,179
- NO.
912
00:40:14,212 --> 00:40:15,681
- OH, YEAH.
913
00:40:15,714 --> 00:40:19,651
- AND...HOW'D IT GO?
914
00:40:19,685 --> 00:40:22,821
- IT WAS VERY INFORMATIVE.
915
00:40:22,854 --> 00:40:24,790
IN FACT,
916
00:40:24,823 --> 00:40:27,693
IF YOU'D CARE TO RETIRE
TO THE BOUDOIR,
917
00:40:27,726 --> 00:40:31,162
I HAVE A HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT
TO DO.
918
00:40:33,699 --> 00:40:36,001
- O-79.
919
00:40:36,034 --> 00:40:39,004
[dance music]
920
00:40:39,037 --> 00:40:40,672
*
921
00:40:40,706 --> 00:40:44,543
- TIME TO RING
AROUND THE DILDO!
922
00:40:44,576 --> 00:40:46,812
- G-51.
923
00:40:46,845 --> 00:40:48,747
- TOSS YOUR RINGS, HONEY!
924
00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:50,816
- ONE MORE.
ONE MORE.
925
00:40:50,849 --> 00:40:52,117
[cheering]
926
00:40:52,150 --> 00:40:53,719
- YOU HAVE PERFECT AIM.
927
00:40:53,752 --> 00:40:54,820
- YEAH, EXCEPT AT 2:00
IN THE MORNING
928
00:40:54,853 --> 00:40:57,155
WHEN I HAVE TO PEE.
- O-75.
929
00:40:57,188 --> 00:40:59,725
- OH.
FOR YOU.
930
00:40:59,758 --> 00:41:01,126
- MY HERO.
931
00:41:01,159 --> 00:41:02,928
- COME ON, EVERYONE.
932
00:41:02,961 --> 00:41:04,896
- THAT REMINDS ME OF BEN.
- YEAH, IT'S TOO BAD
933
00:41:04,930 --> 00:41:07,766
HE COULDN'T COME
TO BRIAN'S FILTHY CARNIVAL.
934
00:41:07,799 --> 00:41:09,234
- WELL, HE'S STILL BUMMED OUT
ABOUT PAUL.
935
00:41:09,267 --> 00:41:11,169
- OH.
- HEY, YOU GUYS!
936
00:41:11,202 --> 00:41:12,871
- MM.
- HI.
937
00:41:12,904 --> 00:41:14,272
- HOO-HOO.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
938
00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:16,141
- IT'S A NIGHT
OF FUN AND SURPRISES.
939
00:41:16,174 --> 00:41:18,009
- I'LL SAY.
- COME ON, YOU.
940
00:41:18,043 --> 00:41:19,511
- WHOO!
941
00:41:19,545 --> 00:41:20,846
- [laughs]
942
00:41:20,879 --> 00:41:21,913
- WOW.
943
00:41:21,947 --> 00:41:23,515
WHERE ARE THEY HEADING OFF TO?
944
00:41:23,549 --> 00:41:24,983
- WHO KNOWS?
- BATHTUB RACES?
945
00:41:25,016 --> 00:41:25,984
- WHAT SHOULD WE DO NEXT?
WHAT SHOULD WE DO NEXT?
946
00:41:26,017 --> 00:41:27,118
- DILDO SWALLOWER!
947
00:41:27,152 --> 00:41:29,254
- DILDO SWALLOWER!
DILDO SWALLOWER!
948
00:41:29,287 --> 00:41:31,590
- CHANGED, MY ASS.
949
00:41:31,623 --> 00:41:33,992
BRIAN'S STILL
THE SAME IRRESPONSIBLE FUCKER
950
00:41:34,025 --> 00:41:35,794
HE ALWAYS WAS.
- SHH.
951
00:41:35,827 --> 00:41:37,796
ON THE OTHER HAND, HE DID MAKE
THE CENTER ALMOST 100,000,
952
00:41:37,829 --> 00:41:39,130
MINUS HIS PERCENTAGE.
953
00:41:39,164 --> 00:41:41,600
- YEAH, AND HUMILIATE THEM
IN THE PROCESS.
954
00:41:41,633 --> 00:41:44,169
- THAT DIDN'T STOP THEM
FROM ACCEPTING THE MONEY. HMM?
955
00:41:44,202 --> 00:41:45,771
- IT SERVED
AS A GOOD REMINDER.
956
00:41:45,804 --> 00:41:47,305
- OF WHAT?
957
00:41:47,338 --> 00:41:50,909
- THAT HE'S A LOOSE CANNON
NOT TO BE TRUSTED
958
00:41:50,942 --> 00:41:53,278
AND DEFINITELY NOT THE KIND
OF PERSON I WANT
959
00:41:53,311 --> 00:41:54,746
AS THE FATHER OF MY CHILD.
960
00:41:54,780 --> 00:41:56,014
- OH, COME ON.
961
00:41:56,047 --> 00:41:57,282
- I'M SERIOUS.
962
00:41:57,315 --> 00:41:58,750
- NO, YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS.
963
00:41:58,784 --> 00:42:01,019
- YOU ACTUALLY EXPECT ME
TO HAVE A BABY
964
00:42:01,052 --> 00:42:02,020
WITH SOMEONE LIKE THAT?
965
00:42:02,053 --> 00:42:03,922
- I DID.
966
00:42:03,955 --> 00:42:06,057
- WELL, THAT WAS
YOUR DECISION.
967
00:42:06,091 --> 00:42:07,559
THIS ONE'S MINE.
968
00:42:07,593 --> 00:42:12,063
AND I SAY
I WANT SOMEONE ELSE.
969
00:42:14,065 --> 00:42:15,200
- [sighs]
970
00:42:15,233 --> 00:42:18,036
- [laughs]
- * OH
971
00:42:18,069 --> 00:42:21,306
- COME ON, EVERYBODY,
IT'S B-5.
972
00:42:21,339 --> 00:42:23,975
[indistinct chatter]
973
00:42:24,009 --> 00:42:26,945
- * OH
974
00:42:26,978 --> 00:42:30,849
* GIVE ME ALL YOU GOT
975
00:42:30,882 --> 00:42:34,586
* OH
976
00:42:34,620 --> 00:42:36,221
- COME ON, STEP UP.
977
00:42:36,254 --> 00:42:39,357
- TIME TO RING
AROUND THE DILDO!
978
00:42:39,390 --> 00:42:44,830
[excited chatter]
979
00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:52,237
- B-69.
BUTTHOLE 69.
980
00:42:52,270 --> 00:42:54,372
- OH, MY GOD!
981
00:42:54,405 --> 00:42:56,808
- WE HAVE A BINGO.
982
00:42:56,842 --> 00:43:00,879
- STEP RIGHT UP
FOR WHIP-O-RAMA!
983
00:43:00,912 --> 00:43:02,848
- YOU MADE IT.
984
00:43:02,881 --> 00:43:04,082
- THOUGHT I'D SEE
HOW IT WAS GOING.
985
00:43:04,115 --> 00:43:05,884
- WHERE'S IAN?
986
00:43:05,917 --> 00:43:09,020
- ETHAN IS WITH HIS FRIENDS.
987
00:43:09,054 --> 00:43:10,255
- YOU SHOULD'VE BROUGHT HIM.
988
00:43:10,288 --> 00:43:11,857
- NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
989
00:43:11,890 --> 00:43:12,991
- MAYBE HE COULD'VE LEARNED
A FEW THINGS
990
00:43:13,024 --> 00:43:15,927
THEY DON'T TEACH IN COLLEGE.
991
00:43:18,730 --> 00:43:20,832
- I GUESS I BETTER GO.
992
00:43:20,866 --> 00:43:23,234
- TELL IAN WE MISSED HIM.
993
00:43:23,268 --> 00:43:26,137
- ONCE IN A LIFETIME,
IT'S THE GRANDE.
994
00:43:26,171 --> 00:43:29,741
- N-34.
995
00:43:31,176 --> 00:43:34,145
[muffled dance music]
996
00:43:34,179 --> 00:43:39,150
[indistinct chatter]
997
00:43:45,090 --> 00:43:48,994
- YOU WANT TO REMOVE
YOUR ASS?
998
00:43:49,027 --> 00:43:50,028
- GROOVY CAR.
999
00:43:50,061 --> 00:43:51,296
- THANKS.
1000
00:43:51,329 --> 00:43:55,000
- I ALWAYS WANTED ONE.
1001
00:43:55,033 --> 00:43:56,167
- NO SHIT.
1002
00:43:56,201 --> 00:43:58,436
- MUST HAVE COST A LOT.
1003
00:43:58,469 --> 00:44:01,673
- WELL, ACTUALLY,
IT WAS A...
1004
00:44:01,707 --> 00:44:05,443
CHARITABLE CONTRIBUTION.
1005
00:44:05,476 --> 00:44:08,046
SO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE YOU
FOR A RIDE?
1006
00:44:08,079 --> 00:44:11,049
- I'D LIKE THAT.
1007
00:44:13,318 --> 00:44:21,092
*
1008
00:44:21,126 --> 00:44:22,928
[The Edge of the World plays]
1009
00:44:22,961 --> 00:44:24,763
- * I'VE HAD ENOUGH
OF THE CROWD *
1010
00:44:24,796 --> 00:44:29,768
* GOTTA GET OUT
ON MY OWN *
1011
00:44:29,801 --> 00:44:31,302
* I'VE HAD ENOUGH
OF THE CROWD *
1012
00:44:31,336 --> 00:44:34,172
* GOTTA GET OUT ON MY OWN
1013
00:44:34,205 --> 00:44:37,776
* PUSHED AND KNOCKED AROUND
1014
00:44:37,809 --> 00:44:40,345
* GOIN' WHERE I CAN'T BE FOUND
1015
00:44:40,378 --> 00:44:43,181
* GONNA DRIVE MY CAR
RIGHT OFF *
1016
00:44:43,214 --> 00:44:46,852
* OFF THE EDGE OF THE WORLD
1017
00:44:46,885 --> 00:44:51,056
*
1018
00:44:51,089 --> 00:44:53,091
* I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THE CROWD
1019
00:44:53,124 --> 00:44:58,196
* GOTTA GET OUT ON MY OWN
1020
00:44:58,229 --> 00:44:59,798
* YOU WANT A JOB DONE RIGHT
1021
00:44:59,831 --> 00:45:02,801
* YOU GOTTA DO IT ALL ALONE
1022
00:45:02,834 --> 00:45:05,470
* STARTING OUT,
IT ALL SEEMS FINE *
1023
00:45:05,503 --> 00:45:08,840
* TILL WE STALL
AT THE FINISH LINE *
1024
00:45:08,874 --> 00:45:10,809
* I PUT THE PEDAL
TO THE METAL *
1025
00:45:10,842 --> 00:45:14,946
* AND HEAD OUT
FOR THE EDGE OF THE WORLD *
1026
00:45:14,980 --> 00:45:17,215
* KEEP IT QUICK AND CLEAN
1027
00:45:17,248 --> 00:45:21,486
* JUST ME AND MY MACHINE
1028
00:45:21,519 --> 00:45:24,089
* DON'T STOP TO WONDER
1029
00:45:24,122 --> 00:45:29,527
* WONDER WHAT IT MEANS
1030
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:32,297
* A ONE-WAY TICKET
FOR A ONE-WAY TRIP *
1031
00:45:32,330 --> 00:45:33,999
* SLIPPING HEADFIRST
1032
00:45:34,032 --> 00:45:38,236
* OUT OVER THE EDGE
OF THE WORLD *
1033
00:45:38,269 --> 00:45:39,971
* I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THE CROWD
1034
00:45:40,005 --> 00:45:44,109
* GOTTA GET OUT ON MY OWN
1035
00:45:44,142 --> 00:45:47,378
* SOMEPLACE I CAN WEAR MY FACE
1036
00:45:47,412 --> 00:45:49,314
* AS A COMPLETE UNKNOWN
1037
00:45:49,347 --> 00:45:53,418
* DISAPPEAR, I'M JUST GHOST
1038
00:45:53,451 --> 00:45:55,787
* KEEP IT QUICK AND CLEAN
1039
00:45:55,821 --> 00:45:59,891
* JUST ME AND MY MACHINE
1040
00:45:59,925 --> 00:46:03,028
* DON'T STOP TO WONDER
1041
00:46:03,061 --> 00:46:07,532
* WONDER WHAT IT MEANS
1042
00:46:07,565 --> 00:46:10,869
* A ONE-WAY TICKET
FOR A ONE-WAY TRIP *
1043
00:46:10,902 --> 00:46:12,804
* SLIPPING HEADFIRST
1044
00:46:12,838 --> 00:46:14,906
* OUT OVER THE EDGE
OF THE WORLD *
1045
00:46:14,940 --> 00:46:16,541
* IF I CAN FIND MY WAY
1046
00:46:16,574 --> 00:46:18,276
* TO THE EDGE OF THE WORLD
1047
00:46:18,309 --> 00:46:19,911
* IF I CAN FIND MY WAY
1048
00:46:19,945 --> 00:46:21,880
* TO THE EDGE OF THE WORLD
1049
00:46:21,913 --> 00:46:23,281
* IF I CAN FIND MY WAY
1050
00:46:23,314 --> 00:46:28,053
* TO THE EDGE OF THE WORLD
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