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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,078 --> 00:00:11,412 - * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR 2 00:00:11,445 --> 00:00:13,247 * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX * 3 00:00:13,281 --> 00:00:14,715 * SHAKE IT, DUDE 4 00:00:14,748 --> 00:00:22,690 * 5 00:00:32,300 --> 00:00:35,303 * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR 6 00:00:35,336 --> 00:00:38,639 * 7 00:00:41,575 --> 00:00:44,478 [both panting] 8 00:01:29,357 --> 00:01:30,658 - THAT WAS... 9 00:01:30,691 --> 00:01:32,626 ONE OF MY TOP TEN FUCKS. 10 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:38,499 - YEAH. 11 00:01:38,532 --> 00:01:39,867 DEFINITELY ONE OF MY... 12 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:43,337 TOP 10,000. 13 00:01:43,371 --> 00:01:46,307 - [panting] 14 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:51,879 OH... GOD. 15 00:01:51,912 --> 00:01:54,782 I SHOT BUCKETS. 16 00:01:54,815 --> 00:01:57,251 - [sighs] 17 00:01:57,285 --> 00:01:58,752 - YOU MIND IF I USE YOUR SHOWER? 18 00:01:58,786 --> 00:02:00,921 - WEAR IT HOME PROUDLY. 19 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:03,924 I'M BUSY. 20 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,226 - WHAT, ARE YOU JUST KICKING ME OUT? 21 00:02:05,259 --> 00:02:07,661 - YOU GOT IT. 22 00:02:13,801 --> 00:02:18,172 - WHY ARE THE BEST FUCKS ALWAYS THE BIGGEST JERKS? 23 00:02:20,674 --> 00:02:22,810 [steam whistles] 24 00:02:22,843 --> 00:02:23,844 [bell rings] 25 00:02:23,877 --> 00:02:25,913 - RISE AND SHINE, LOVER. 26 00:02:25,946 --> 00:02:29,917 - HMM. "LOVER." 27 00:02:29,950 --> 00:02:32,953 HOW I LOVE THAT WORD. 28 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:35,256 MM, WHAT SMELLS SO YUMMY? 29 00:02:35,289 --> 00:02:39,393 - I MADE YOU SOME OF MY SPECIAL ROAST. 30 00:02:39,427 --> 00:02:41,262 - HMM. - I HOPE YOU LIKE IT. 31 00:02:41,295 --> 00:02:43,797 - I LIKE MY COFFEE LIKE I LIKE MY MEN. 32 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:47,535 STRONG, FULL- BODIED, AND PIPING HOT. 33 00:02:47,568 --> 00:02:49,403 - [scoffs] STOP. 34 00:02:49,437 --> 00:02:51,539 - IT'S TRUE. YOU WERE-- 35 00:02:51,572 --> 00:02:53,407 YOU WERE MAGNIFICENT. 36 00:02:53,441 --> 00:02:55,576 - I WAS? - MM, SO... 37 00:02:55,609 --> 00:02:58,746 GENTLE, SO SENSITIVE... 38 00:02:58,779 --> 00:03:01,949 AND YET SO FORCEFUL. WHO KNEW? 39 00:03:01,982 --> 00:03:05,686 - WELL, EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND, 40 00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:08,289 THERE'RE SOME THINGS ONLY A LOVER CAN KNOW. 41 00:03:08,322 --> 00:03:10,624 - HMM. - "LOVER." 42 00:03:10,658 --> 00:03:12,360 HOW I LOVE THAT WORD. 43 00:03:12,393 --> 00:03:14,562 [both chuckling] 44 00:03:14,595 --> 00:03:16,297 - AND WHAT ABOUT YOU? 45 00:03:16,330 --> 00:03:18,766 YOU ARE... 46 00:03:18,799 --> 00:03:20,434 SENSATIONAL. 47 00:03:20,468 --> 00:03:21,902 - NO, I'M NOT. 48 00:03:21,935 --> 00:03:23,571 [snorting] 49 00:03:23,604 --> 00:03:25,706 REALLY? 50 00:03:25,739 --> 00:03:29,843 - THE MIRACLES YOU CAN PERFORM WITH YOUR TONGUE. 51 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:32,980 TAUNTING ME, TEASING ME... 52 00:03:33,013 --> 00:03:36,317 DRIVING ME MAD. - HMM. 53 00:03:36,350 --> 00:03:38,452 - AND YOUR ASS. - HMM? 54 00:03:38,486 --> 00:03:43,391 - YOUR ASS IS AS SOFT 55 00:03:43,424 --> 00:03:46,660 AS MY NEW EGYPTIAN COTTON, 2,000-THREAD COUNT SHEETS. 56 00:03:46,694 --> 00:03:52,266 - [chuckles] - CAREFUL, DON'T SPILL. 57 00:03:52,300 --> 00:03:53,334 AND THEY SAID IT WOULD NEVER WORK. 58 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:55,536 - FOOLS. WHAT DO THEY KNOW? 59 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:57,871 - AHH. - HMM. 60 00:03:57,905 --> 00:03:59,273 - OH, MORE CREAM, SWEETHEART? 61 00:03:59,307 --> 00:04:01,342 - MM, THANKS, LOVER. 62 00:04:01,375 --> 00:04:02,676 - "LOVER." 63 00:04:02,710 --> 00:04:06,447 HOW I LOVE THAT WORD. 64 00:04:08,682 --> 00:04:11,619 HAVE ANOTHER BITE, LAMB CHOP. 65 00:04:11,652 --> 00:04:14,355 - THANK YOU, TEDDY BEAR. 66 00:04:14,388 --> 00:04:16,624 - I'M GOING TO HEAVE MY HASH BROWNS. 67 00:04:16,657 --> 00:04:19,760 I DON'T CARE WHAT UNSPEAKABLE ACTS OF PERVERSION 68 00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:21,629 YOU TWO FREAKS COMMIT IN PRIVATE, DO YOU HAVE 69 00:04:21,662 --> 00:04:23,697 TO FLAUNT IT IN THE FACES OF DECENT, GOD-FEARING CITIZENS? 70 00:04:23,731 --> 00:04:26,534 - YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE WE HAVE WHAT YOU DON'T. 71 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:29,370 - ANAL WARTS? - [chuckles] 72 00:04:29,403 --> 00:04:33,807 A LOVING, MATURE RELATIONSHIP. 73 00:04:33,841 --> 00:04:35,309 OPEN UP FOR THE CHOO-CHOO, BOO-BOO. 74 00:04:35,343 --> 00:04:36,677 [imitating chugging train] 75 00:04:36,710 --> 00:04:39,947 [exaggerated chewing noises] 76 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:41,715 - HERE YOU GO, HONEY. 77 00:04:41,749 --> 00:04:43,517 HOW'S THAT SHINER COMING? - IT'S NOTHING. 78 00:04:43,551 --> 00:04:45,853 OW! - WHAT, IT STILL SMARTS? 79 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:47,421 ANIMAL! 80 00:04:47,455 --> 00:04:48,722 - LEAVE HIM ALONE, MA. 81 00:04:48,756 --> 00:04:50,090 I ASKED FOR IT. 82 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:52,793 - NOBODY ASKS TO GET PUNCHED IN THE EYE. 83 00:04:52,826 --> 00:04:54,928 SINCE WHEN DO GAY GUYS USE THEIR FISTS? 84 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:56,430 [laughter] - YEAH, I'LL GET 85 00:04:56,464 --> 00:04:58,432 BIG HAIRY AL TO EXPLAIN THAT TO YOU. 86 00:04:58,466 --> 00:04:59,667 - HEY, 87 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:02,603 YOU WROTE RAGE, RIGHT? 88 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:04,071 - RIGHT. 89 00:05:04,104 --> 00:05:05,939 I MEAN... 90 00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:07,708 YEAH, WITH A PARTNER. 91 00:05:07,741 --> 00:05:08,976 - I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME, 92 00:05:09,009 --> 00:05:10,578 YOU KNOW, HAVING A GAY SUPERHERO. 93 00:05:10,611 --> 00:05:11,679 I ONLY WISH HE'D BEEN AROUND 94 00:05:11,712 --> 00:05:13,414 WHEN I WAS GROWING UP. 95 00:05:13,447 --> 00:05:15,349 - YEAH. ME TOO. 96 00:05:15,383 --> 00:05:17,751 - HEY, SO, WHEN'S THE NEXT ISSUE COMING OUT? 97 00:05:17,785 --> 00:05:21,989 - YEAH, MIKEY, WHEN IS THE NEXT ISSUE COMING OUT? 98 00:05:22,022 --> 00:05:26,026 - NOT SURE. - WELL, I CAN'T WAIT. 99 00:05:26,059 --> 00:05:29,597 - OKAY, BABY, YOU NEED THREE EGGS, SMASH... 100 00:05:29,630 --> 00:05:35,035 [mixed chatter] 101 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:37,838 - STILL HERE, I SEE? 102 00:05:37,871 --> 00:05:39,973 - I TRIED TO QUIT. YOUR MOTHER WOULDN'T LET ME. 103 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:41,775 - YEAH, WELL, WE ALL KNOW HOW SUBTLE 104 00:05:41,809 --> 00:05:44,144 HER POWERS OF PERSUASION CAN BE. 105 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,447 - BESIDES, I NEED THE MONEY. 106 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,849 - I GUESS BRIAN CAME IN HANDY FOR SOMETHING. 107 00:05:48,882 --> 00:05:50,918 - [snorts] 108 00:05:50,951 --> 00:05:52,453 - LOOK, IF YOU WANT MONEY, THE COMIC BOOK'S A BIG HIT. 109 00:05:52,486 --> 00:05:54,455 I MEAN, WE SOLD OUT THE FIRST ISSUE ALREADY 110 00:05:54,488 --> 00:05:55,523 AND PEOPLE ARE ASKING FOR IT. - WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 111 00:05:55,556 --> 00:05:57,591 WE SHOULD WORK TOGETHER? 112 00:05:57,625 --> 00:05:59,493 - WE DON'T HAVE TO LIKE EACH OTHER, 113 00:05:59,527 --> 00:06:00,794 BUT WE-- WE DID MAKE A COMMITMENT. 114 00:06:00,828 --> 00:06:02,029 - YOU BETRAYED ME. 115 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:04,732 - YOU BETRAYED YOURSELF. AND BRIAN. 116 00:06:04,765 --> 00:06:07,868 - LOOK, I DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH RAGE 117 00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:11,104 OR YOU. 118 00:06:14,908 --> 00:06:17,144 - WHOO! 119 00:06:17,177 --> 00:06:18,612 MOMMY'S GOT YOU AND ALL OF YOU, 120 00:06:18,646 --> 00:06:20,080 EVERY DAY, EVERY NIGHT, ALL THE TIME! 121 00:06:20,113 --> 00:06:22,616 - YEAH, NO, THEY'RE NOT APPEALING. 122 00:06:22,650 --> 00:06:24,184 IT'S SETTLED. 123 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:26,554 YEAH, WE NEED TO DRAFT UP A PAYMENT SCHEDULE. 124 00:06:26,587 --> 00:06:29,089 UH, THE NOTES ARE ON MY HARD DRIVE. 125 00:06:29,122 --> 00:06:30,691 OKAY. 126 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:32,760 HEY! 127 00:06:32,793 --> 00:06:35,529 LOOK WHAT MOMMY GOT FOR YOU. 128 00:06:35,563 --> 00:06:36,830 - OHH. HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, 129 00:06:36,864 --> 00:06:38,432 NOT BEFORE LUNCH. 130 00:06:38,466 --> 00:06:39,767 - OOH, MEAN OLD MOMMY 131 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,635 WON'T LET YOU CARB UP AFTER YOUR-- 132 00:06:41,669 --> 00:06:42,670 YOUR WORKOUT. - UH-UH. 133 00:06:42,703 --> 00:06:44,972 - HEY, MEL. - HEY! 134 00:06:45,005 --> 00:06:46,974 - HAVEN'T SEEN YOU AT THE SWING SETS LATELY. 135 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:49,543 - THE ONLY RECESS I GET IS WHEN JUDGE HARTLEY CALLS IT. 136 00:06:49,577 --> 00:06:51,645 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE IN COURT ALL DAY. 137 00:06:51,679 --> 00:06:53,847 - WE FINALLY SETTLED THE KITTRICH CASE. 138 00:06:53,881 --> 00:06:55,048 - OH, MY GOD. 139 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:57,217 OH, MY GOD, IT'S BEEN TWO YEARS! 140 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:59,520 - OF DEFERRED FEES. NOW WE'RE PAID IN FULL. 141 00:06:59,553 --> 00:07:02,823 - WHOO-HOO! - [laughs] 142 00:07:02,856 --> 00:07:04,658 CONGRATULATIONS, YOU GUYS. 143 00:07:04,692 --> 00:07:06,527 - YEAH, YOU TOO, DUSTY. ON YOUR SECOND? 144 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:07,961 - YEAH, A FEW YEARS AGO. WHO WOULD'VE THUNK 145 00:07:07,995 --> 00:07:09,563 THIS BIG OLD DYKE COULD BE HAVING A KID? 146 00:07:09,597 --> 00:07:11,532 NOW I CAN HARDLY WAIT FOR MY THIRD. 147 00:07:11,565 --> 00:07:12,533 - OH-OH, THREE? OH. 148 00:07:12,566 --> 00:07:14,067 OOH, COME HERE, YOU LITTLE RAT! 149 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:15,703 - HEY, WHAT ABOUT YOU? 150 00:07:15,736 --> 00:07:16,937 AREN'T YOU DUE FOR ANOTHER? 151 00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:18,105 - OH, ARE YOU KIDDING? 152 00:07:18,138 --> 00:07:19,673 OH, I HAVE MY HANDS FULL WITH ONE. 153 00:07:19,707 --> 00:07:22,209 DON'T I, BABY? 154 00:07:22,242 --> 00:07:24,812 OH, OKAY, OKAY. 155 00:07:24,845 --> 00:07:28,081 [violin music] 156 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:30,484 * 157 00:07:30,518 --> 00:07:31,752 - YOU OKAY? 158 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:32,953 - YEAH. 159 00:07:32,986 --> 00:07:37,725 THE CLAW JUST GETS TIRED SOMETIMES. 160 00:07:37,758 --> 00:07:40,227 YOU KNOW HOW MUCH HE AVERAGES A DAY? 161 00:07:40,260 --> 00:07:42,896 - NO. - 40 BUCKS. 162 00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:45,866 - I HAD NO IDEA BEING A BEGGAR COULD BE SO LUCRATIVE. 163 00:07:45,899 --> 00:07:47,568 - HE'S NOT A BEGGAR. 164 00:07:47,601 --> 00:07:49,837 HE'S A STREET PERFORMER. 165 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:52,105 - HOW ROMANTIC. 166 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:55,242 - YOU HAVE NO IDEA. 167 00:07:55,275 --> 00:07:57,711 LAST NIGHT, WE MADE LOVE ON THE ROOF. 168 00:07:57,745 --> 00:08:00,681 UNDERNEATH THE STARS. 169 00:08:00,714 --> 00:08:02,883 NEVER DID ANYTHING LIKE THAT WITH BRIAN. 170 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:06,253 - I DON'T KNOW. I RECALL HEARING ABOUT SOME PRETTY HOT NIGHTS. 171 00:08:06,286 --> 00:08:08,121 - HMM. - REMEMBER HOW HE'D FUCK YOU 172 00:08:08,155 --> 00:08:10,057 SO HARD YOU COULD STILL FEEL HIM INSIDE YOU THE NEXT MORNING? 173 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:13,060 - DAPHNE. - YOUR WORDS, DARLING, NOT MINE. 174 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:15,729 - IF I HAVE TO PLAY LA CAMPANELLA 175 00:08:15,763 --> 00:08:18,599 ONE MORE TIME, I'M GOING TO SCREAM. 176 00:08:18,632 --> 00:08:21,669 - MY POOR LITTLE GENIUS. - I KNOW. 177 00:08:21,702 --> 00:08:24,672 both: MWAH. - HEY, DAPH. 178 00:08:24,705 --> 00:08:27,274 - WHAT ARE YOU TAKING NEXT TERM, MAN? 179 00:08:27,307 --> 00:08:31,745 - COMP, ANAT, AND BIO-CHEM. WHAT ABOUT YOU? 180 00:08:31,779 --> 00:08:34,848 - I'M NOT. - WHAT? 181 00:08:34,882 --> 00:08:38,986 - I'M DROPPING OUT. 182 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:40,120 - NO WAY. 183 00:08:40,153 --> 00:08:42,289 - NO MONEY. 184 00:08:42,322 --> 00:08:45,559 - WELL, WHO'S BEEN PAYING FOR IT? 185 00:08:50,297 --> 00:08:52,933 - I HEARD YOUR PROFILE. YOU SOUND HOT. 186 00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:56,737 - UH-HUH. - SO WHAT ARE YOU INTO? 187 00:08:56,770 --> 00:09:00,007 - SITTING ON YOUR FACE WHILE YOU SUCK MY BALLS. 188 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:03,010 - OH, YEAH. 189 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:05,679 OH, FUCK, I'M SO HARD. 190 00:09:05,713 --> 00:09:07,848 - WELL, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A HIT OF POPPERS, 191 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:10,350 STICK A COUPLE OF FINGERS UP YOUR HOLE, AND JERK OFF? 192 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:12,319 - OH, GOD. I'M COMING. 193 00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:14,955 - YOU'RE WASTING IT ON THE PHONE. 194 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:20,694 WHAT KIND OF PATHETIC TROLL ARE YOU? 195 00:09:20,728 --> 00:09:22,930 - * YOU CAN'T GET NO HONEY * 196 00:09:22,963 --> 00:09:24,798 * IT'S A WASTE 197 00:09:24,832 --> 00:09:28,035 - YOU DIDN'T MEAN WHAT YOU SAID IN THE PARK, DID YOU? 198 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:31,238 - NO COOKIES BEFORE LUNCH? - HMM. 199 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:33,974 NO BABIES AFTER GUS. 200 00:09:34,007 --> 00:09:35,909 - WELL, NOW THAT HE'S IN PRE-SCHOOL, 201 00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:38,912 I WAS HOPING TO RETURN TO CIVILIAN LIFE. 202 00:09:38,946 --> 00:09:42,650 YOU KNOW, TEACH, GET BACK INTO MY ART. 203 00:09:42,683 --> 00:09:44,852 SARA EVEN SAID THAT, IF I HAD ENOUGH PAINTINGS, 204 00:09:44,885 --> 00:09:47,054 SHE COULD GIVE ME A SHOW. 205 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:49,990 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT IF WE HAVE ANOTHER KID? 206 00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:53,093 - I UNDERSTAND, BUT IT'S NOT LIKE WE CAN POP OUT A BABY 207 00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:54,995 WHENEVER WE WANT. - OHH. 208 00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:58,766 - IT REQUIRES TIMING, PLANNING... 209 00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:05,005 - WRONG TIME, WRONG PLAN. 210 00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:07,007 - YOU LOVED BEING PREGNANT. 211 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:12,212 - I DID? - UH, GOD, WERE YOU EVER SEXY! 212 00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:18,051 - I WAS? - YOU HAD A BIG, HARD BELLY 213 00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:21,121 AND HOT, LUSCIOUS TITS, 214 00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:27,027 AND YOU WERE HORNY ALL THE TIME. 215 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:31,164 - OH, I DON'T REMEMBER IT QUITE THAT FONDLY. 216 00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:32,365 [coughing] 217 00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:33,967 - OKAY. 218 00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:36,804 THEN HOW ABOUT THIS? 219 00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:40,974 WHEN WE BROUGHT GUS HOME FROM THE HOSPITAL, 220 00:10:41,008 --> 00:10:45,846 YOU SAID, "I WANT A HOUSE FILLED WITH CHILDREN, 221 00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:49,116 "CHILDREN WHO KNOW THEY'RE LOVED, 222 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:52,920 WHO ARE AN EXPRESSION OF OUR LOVE." 223 00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:58,892 - MM-HM. 224 00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:06,366 YOU'RE VERY PERSUASIVE, COUNCILLOR. 225 00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:14,207 - MM! WHAT SMELLS SO YUM-A-LICIOUS? 226 00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:16,209 - BEN'S STIRRING UP SOME THAI DELIGHT. 227 00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:17,878 - YEAH, YOU WANT TO JOIN US? THERE'S PLENTY. 228 00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:19,279 - OH, THANK YOU, BENJAMIN. 229 00:11:19,312 --> 00:11:21,081 BUT I'M ON MY WAY TO MEET MR. RIGHT. 230 00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:22,349 - I THOUGHT YOU ALREADY MET HIM. 231 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:23,951 - OH, IT'S JUST-- 232 00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:25,719 JUST THIS GAME THAT TEDDY AND I PLAY. 233 00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:27,420 WE FIND EACH OTHER AT BABYLON, 234 00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:29,957 AND HE'LL SAY SOMETHING TO ME LIKE, "COME HERE OFTEN?", 235 00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:32,025 AND I'LL SAY SOMETHING TO HIM LIKE, 236 00:11:32,059 --> 00:11:34,094 "ONLY WHEN MY BOYFRIEND'S OUT OF TOWN." 237 00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:36,897 AND THEN WE GO BACK TO HIS PLACE AND FUCK LIKE BUNNIES. 238 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:38,732 - OH, THAT'S CUTE. 239 00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:40,768 - SO DO YOU GUYS WANT TO HOOK UP LATER? 240 00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,169 - NOTHING SHORT OF A DISASTER 241 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,171 COULD DRAG US OUT OF THE HOUSE. 242 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:45,405 - ALL RIGHT THEN. 243 00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:46,907 WELL, TRY NOT TO BURN THE PLACE DOWN. 244 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:48,008 TA! 245 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:51,912 - BYE. 246 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:54,181 - COME AND GET IT. 247 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,984 - THESE ARE THE WORDS I HAVE BEEN DROOLING TO HEAR. 248 00:11:57,017 --> 00:11:58,251 - MM. 249 00:11:58,285 --> 00:11:59,920 [knock at door] 250 00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:02,322 EMMETT FORGET HIS KEY? 251 00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:04,257 - EMMETT NEVER FORGETS HIS KEY. 252 00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:05,525 [insistent knock at door] 253 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,394 - YOU DON'T SUPPOSE THAT COULD BE... 254 00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:09,997 - IF YOU DON'T ANSWER IT, HE'LL GO AWAY. 255 00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:12,132 - YOU SAID I WAS WELCOME ANYTIME. 256 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:17,270 - FUCK. 257 00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:18,405 - AT LEAST GIVE ME A LITTLE DINNER 258 00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:22,142 AND SCHMOOZE ME UP FIRST. 259 00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:23,276 SO. 260 00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:24,912 WHAT ARE WE HAVING? 261 00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:26,279 - MEE KROB. 262 00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:28,048 - HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF MEATLOAF? 263 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,783 - I ONLY MADE ENOUGH FOR TWO. 264 00:12:29,817 --> 00:12:31,985 - OH, WHICH ONE OF YOU IS GOING TO JOIN ME? 265 00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:34,955 - BRIAN, BEN AND I WOULD LIKE TO SPEND 266 00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:37,224 AN EVENING AT HOME. 267 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,826 ALONE. 268 00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:40,293 - BUT IT'S "NINE-INCH NITE" AT BABYLON. 269 00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:42,562 ANY GUY WITH MORE THAN NINE INCHES GETS IN FOR FREE. 270 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:45,165 SO I FIGURED I'D BUY YOUR TICKETS. 271 00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:49,136 - BUT WE PREFER TO SIT THIS ONE OUT. 272 00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:53,874 [upbeat dance music] 273 00:12:53,907 --> 00:13:01,014 * 274 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:17,931 - THOUGHT YOU AND MICHAEL WERE SPENDING 275 00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:21,201 A QUIET EVENING ALONE TOGETHER. 276 00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:23,236 - THE BEST UN-LAID PLANS... 277 00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:25,272 - MM-HM! I HAVE TO TINKLE. 278 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:28,241 - DON'T BE LONG, LOVER. 279 00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:34,481 - LOOKING GOOD, EMMETT. 280 00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:42,455 * 281 00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:02,910 - HEY, STRANGER. COME HERE OFTEN? 282 00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:04,912 - ONLY WHEN MY BOY... 283 00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:07,380 OH, MY GOD, IT'S, UM... - DIJON. 284 00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:09,249 LIKE THE MUSTARD. - RIGHT! 285 00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:11,384 YEAH, I KNEW YOU WERE A CONDIMENT. 286 00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:13,987 - I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOU, BABY. 287 00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:17,457 - YOU HAVE? THAT'S--THAT'S SWEET. 288 00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:21,061 - MORE LIKE HOT AND SPICY. - HMM. 289 00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:22,662 - I'M BACK FROM MY FLIGHT. - OH! 290 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,331 YEAH, YOU'RE THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT. 291 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,933 - RIGHT. - RIGHT. 292 00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:29,069 - AND I HAVE A THREE-DAY LAYOVER. 293 00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:34,141 PLENTY OF TIME TO GET LAID, OVER AND OVER. 294 00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:35,308 YOU STILL UP FOR THAT DATE? 295 00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:37,410 - DATE? 296 00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:40,413 - THAT WE MADE AT THE GYM A FEW WEEKS AGO. 297 00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:46,019 MAYBE THIS WILL JOG YOUR MEMORY. 298 00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:50,157 - AH, YEAH-- 299 00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:56,163 OH, YEAH, IT'S--IT'S COMING BACK. 300 00:14:56,196 --> 00:15:02,169 YOU KNOW, AS MUCH AS I WOULD LOVE TO, 301 00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:05,939 THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT HAS CHANGED. 302 00:15:05,973 --> 00:15:08,708 - POSTAGE WENT UP? - HMM. 303 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:12,112 I HAVE A BOYFRIEND. 304 00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:13,713 - WELL, I WON'T TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND 305 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:19,119 IF YOU WON'T TELL MINE. 306 00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:21,454 - HERE'S THE ADDRESS. 307 00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:23,991 TOMORROW? 308 00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:28,061 SAY ABOUT 7:00? 309 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:44,011 - HELLO, STRANGER, COME HERE OFTEN? 310 00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:46,346 - OH! TEDDY, IT'S YOU, HEY. 311 00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:47,647 - WHO DID YOU THINK IT WAS? 312 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,249 YOU'VE BEEN IN HERE SO LONG, 313 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,018 I THOUGHT YOU'D FALLEN IN OR SOMETHING. 314 00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:53,220 OR MET SOMEONE ELSE. 315 00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:55,722 - MET SOMEONE ELSE! 316 00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:58,225 SO FUNNY. [laughter] 317 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,368 - IT'S ABOUT TIME. ARE YOU READY TO GO? 318 00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:09,769 - THE NIGHT IS YOUNG. 319 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,771 - NOT AS YOUNG AS IT ONCE WAS. 320 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:14,107 - WHY DON'T YOU COME DANCE? - MICHAEL, I TOLD YOU. 321 00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:15,575 I HAVE CLASS FIRST THING IN THE MORNING. 322 00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:16,776 - THAT'S PERFECT. 323 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,511 YOU CAN LEAVE STRAIGHT FROM HERE. 324 00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:21,314 - GOTTA GO. 325 00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:23,750 - SURE, MIKEY. 326 00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:25,052 I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. 327 00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:30,557 * 328 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:34,294 - JUSTIN TELLS ME YOU'RE A GENIUS. 329 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,263 - NO, I LIKE TO THINK I INHERITED IT 330 00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:37,364 FROM MY GRANDFATHER. 331 00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:40,533 - HE WAS AT A CONCENTRATION CAMP. 332 00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:43,136 - OH! OH, I'M SORRY... 333 00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:44,304 - LUCKILY, HE SURVIVED, 334 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,039 AND HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO PLAY. 335 00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:47,674 - THANK GOD. 336 00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:49,076 - I'M ALSO FORTUNATE TO HAVE PARENTS 337 00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:50,477 WHO PAID FOR ALL THOSE LESSONS 338 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,145 EVEN THOUGH THEY DIDN'T HAVE MUCH MONEY. 339 00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:54,514 - WELL, HOW NICE TO HEAR SOMEONE 340 00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:57,117 PRAISING THEIR PARENTS FOR A CHANGE. 341 00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:59,186 - I SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME. 342 00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:01,121 YOU'RE JUST NOT AROUND TO HEAR IT. 343 00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:03,323 - WELL, I GOTTA GO. I GOTTA PRACTICE. 344 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,492 - ETHAN'S A FINALIST FOR THE HEIFETZ COMPETITION. 345 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:06,726 - THAT'S WONDERFUL. 346 00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:09,296 I HOPE YOU WIN IT. - ME TOO. 347 00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:12,165 NICE TO MEET YOU, MRS. TAYLOR. 348 00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:13,700 - MWAH. MY PLEASURE. 349 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:17,237 - THANKS AGAIN FOR LUNCH. AND YOU... 350 00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:20,173 SEE YOU AT HOME. - YEAH. 351 00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:25,578 - WELL. 352 00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:29,116 HE SEEMS LIKE AN ACCOMPLISHED YOUNG MAN. 353 00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:32,119 - DON'T LEAVE OUT "CUTE." - VERY CUTE. 354 00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:34,621 AND CERTAINLY MORE APPROPRIATE FOR YOU THAN BRIAN. 355 00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:37,190 NOT THAT I HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST BRIAN. 356 00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:38,425 IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR HIM, I DON'T KNOW 357 00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,127 WHAT EITHER ONE OF US WOULD HAVE-- 358 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,328 - DO YOU MIND IF WE DON'T TALK ABOUT HIM? 359 00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:43,130 I'M WITH ETHAN NOW. 360 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:45,598 LET ME GET THE TIP. 361 00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:47,767 - PUT YOUR MONEY AWAY. 362 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:51,871 - IT'S NOT LIKE I'M GOING TO NEED IT. 363 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,674 - MAYBE I CAN HELP WITH TUITION. AT LEAST PART OF IT. 364 00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:56,609 - YOU HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF AND MOLLY. 365 00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:58,278 DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. 366 00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:01,848 - MOLLY SAYS HE ASKS ABOUT YOU. 367 00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:05,252 - LIKE I GIVE A SHIT. - JUSTIN. 368 00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:07,420 MAYBE NOW THAT YOU'RE NOT WITH BRIAN, HE MIGHT-- 369 00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:10,357 - I'M NOT ASKING DAD FOR A FUCKING THING. 370 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,695 - HE'S BEEN VERY GENEROUS WITH YOUR SISTER. 371 00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:18,431 MAYBE IF YOU EXPLAINED THE SITUATION, 372 00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:19,699 HE MIGHT COME THROUGH. 373 00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:23,636 AFTER ALL, HE'S STILL YOUR FATHER. 374 00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:28,575 - I KNOW I MAY NOT BE STANDING HERE 375 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:29,642 WITH A RAZOR BLADE AT MY WRIST 376 00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:31,244 OR A LIGHT BULB UP MY ASS, 377 00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:34,714 BUT I NEED TO TALK TO SOMEONE NOW! 378 00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:36,716 I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE GODDAMNED GAY CRISIS HELP LINE 379 00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:38,818 TO TAKE MY CALL FOR THE PAST 15 MINUTES. 380 00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:41,454 - YOU SHOULD TELL THEM YOU HAVE A REALLY BAD TINT JOB. 381 00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:45,392 I'M SURE THEY'D PUT YOU RIGHT THROUGH. 382 00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:47,927 SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 383 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:51,464 - THE PROBLEM IS 384 00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:53,833 I HAVE THIS FRIEND... - THAT WOULD BE YOU. 385 00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:57,537 - WHO IS IN LOVE WITH HIS BEST FRIEND... 386 00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,206 - THAT WOULD BE THEODORE. 387 00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:00,540 - BUT BEFORE THEY REALIZED THEY WERE IN LOVE, 388 00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:02,542 MY FRIEND MADE THIS PREVIOUS COMMITMENT. 389 00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,611 - FUCK DATE. - WITH THIS REALLY, 390 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,279 REALLY HOT FLIGHT ATTENDANT. 391 00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:07,614 - DIJON? LIKE THE MUSTARD? 392 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,416 - GOD, HE'S A FIRST-CLASS FUCK. 393 00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:11,784 PLUS YOUR FRIEND WILL GET FREE BONUS MILES. 394 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:14,521 - SO WHAT ABOUT THE REMORSE AND GUILT? 395 00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:15,955 - TELL HIM NOT TO SWEAT IT. 396 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,757 HE'S PROTECTED BY THE GRANDFATHER CLAUSE. 397 00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:20,827 - WHAT'S THAT? - THAT STATES THAT ANY AGREEMENT 398 00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,729 MADE BEFORE THE CURRENT ARRANGEMENT 399 00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:23,796 IS STILL CONSIDERED LEGALLY BINDING 400 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,765 AND MUST THEREFORE BE HONORED. 401 00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:29,902 - SO YOU MEAN MY FRIEND COULD ACTUALLY BLOW 402 00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:31,438 SAID REALLY HOT FLIGHT ATTENDANT 403 00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:34,307 AND STILL BE WITHIN HIS RIGHTS? 404 00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:37,710 - AS LONG AS HE KEEPS HIS MOUTH SHUT AFTERWARDS. 405 00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:47,387 - HOW ABOUT A TIDE? 406 00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:48,655 - NO, I'VE ALREADY GOT IT. 407 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:49,922 - MULTI-GRAIN CHEERIOS? 408 00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:51,658 - FOR YOUR RAGU? 409 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,593 - DEAL. 410 00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:55,362 [chuckling] 411 00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:56,929 - WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 412 00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:58,665 - REMEMBER WHEN I WAS TEACHING THAT CLASS 413 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,400 ON ABSTRACT EXPRESSIONISM 414 00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:03,403 AND YOU WERE LECTURING ON THE METAPHYSICAL POETS? 415 00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:06,639 NOW WE'RE SWAPPING COUPONS FOR THE SHOP 'N SAVE. 416 00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:08,375 - TELL YOU THE TRUTH, I DON'T MIND IT. 417 00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:09,942 BESIDES, WHAT MORE CAN YOU SAY ABOUT ROTHKO OR DONNE 418 00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:11,544 THAT HASN'T ALREADY BEEN SAID? 419 00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:13,513 - IT'S JUST THAT SOMETIMES I FEEL 420 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,415 LIKE I'M MISSING ALL THE EXCITEMENT. 421 00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:18,418 MELANIE'S OUT THERE, MAKING THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE, 422 00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:20,353 AND WHAT AM I DOING? 423 00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:22,422 - RAISING BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN TO LIVE IN IT. 424 00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:24,391 - CORRECTION: ONE CHILD. 425 00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:25,692 - WELL, THAT'S NOT WHAT I HEAR. 426 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,360 - WHAT? - AH, I SAW YOUR BETTER HALF 427 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:29,296 AT THE CASH MACHINE THIS MORNING. 428 00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:30,830 SHE TOLD ME THE BIG NEWS. - WHAT BIG NEWS? 429 00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:32,499 - OH, AND I'VE ALREADY GOT YOUR NAMES PICKED OUT. 430 00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:33,966 SHANE IF IT'S A BOY, SABRINA IF IT'S A GIRL. 431 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,602 YOU CAN TELL THAT I'M WATCHING AMC. 432 00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:37,637 - MELANIE TOLD YOU WE'RE HAVING ANOTHER KID? 433 00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:41,974 - YEAH, SHE WAS ALL EXCITED. SHE SAID YOU COULDN'T WAIT. 434 00:20:42,008 --> 00:20:45,312 - YOU KNOW, I WAS PUKING MY GUTS OUT LAST NIGHT. 435 00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:47,847 - MUST'VE BEEN THE VAST AMOUNT OF DRUGS YOU CONSUMED. 436 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:51,751 - YEAH, OR MAYBE IT WAS THAT WEIRD ASIAN SHIT BEN CONCOCTED. 437 00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:56,789 SO WHAT TIME'S DINNER? 438 00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:58,325 - IT'S NOT. 439 00:20:58,358 --> 00:21:00,727 WE'RE GOING TO MY MOM'S. 440 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,463 - OH, THAT SHOULD BE FUN. 441 00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:04,931 ALMOST AS MUCH FUN AS THE UNDERWEAR PARTY. 442 00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:06,533 - WHAT UNDERWEAR PARTY? 443 00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:09,602 - THE ONE I'M ATTENDING THIS EVENING. 444 00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:10,803 - I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT-- 445 00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:13,673 WORKING ALL DAY, FUCKING ALL NIGHT. 446 00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:15,942 - WELL, THEY SAY IN THE VAST EMPTINESS OF SPACE, 447 00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:17,810 THE FASTER YOU MOVE, THE SLOWER YOU AGE. 448 00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:19,379 - I HAVE TO BELIEVE 449 00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:21,881 THE SAME HOLDS TRUE FOR PITTSBURGH. 450 00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:24,050 YOU CARE TO JOIN ME? 451 00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:26,586 - YOU'LL HAVE TO STAY FOREVER YOUNG WITHOUT ME. 452 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:29,422 - I UNDERSTAND. 453 00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:31,458 YOU'RE IN A COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR-- 454 00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:33,360 WHAT IS THAT HIDEOUS EXPRESSION? 455 00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:36,363 "SIGNIFICANT OTHER"? 456 00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:39,499 LOSER. 457 00:21:39,532 --> 00:21:41,300 [door chimes jingle] 458 00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:47,507 [muffled gasp] 459 00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:50,076 - DO WHAT I SAY, AND I WON'T KILL YA. 460 00:21:50,109 --> 00:21:51,978 - OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. JUST TAKE IT EASY! 461 00:21:52,011 --> 00:21:54,981 [electronic toy beeps] 462 00:21:55,014 --> 00:21:56,549 FUCK! BRIAN! 463 00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:58,718 - GOTCHA! [laughing] 464 00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:01,488 - YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME! 465 00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:03,456 WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? 466 00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:05,992 - I THOUGHT I'D DROP YOU AT YOUR MAMA'S. 467 00:22:06,025 --> 00:22:07,994 - YOU ARE SO PATHETIC, YOU KNOW THAT? 468 00:22:08,027 --> 00:22:11,063 - ACTUALLY, YOU ARE. 469 00:22:11,097 --> 00:22:13,533 - SO WHAT TIME'S THE PARTY START? 470 00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:18,738 - WHEN I GET THERE, OF COURSE. 471 00:22:18,771 --> 00:22:20,139 - HEY... 472 00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:22,775 YOU JUST-- YOU MISSED MY MOM'S TURN. 473 00:22:22,809 --> 00:22:26,546 - AH. OR SHOULD I SAY, WHEN WE GET THERE? 474 00:22:26,579 --> 00:22:29,716 - I TOLD YOU I CAN'T GO. TURN BACK. 475 00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:31,618 - IT'S TOO LATE. 476 00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:33,420 - THIS ISN'T FUNNY. 477 00:22:33,453 --> 00:22:35,422 JUST LET ME OUT. 478 00:22:35,455 --> 00:22:37,757 - SORRY. 479 00:22:37,790 --> 00:22:39,526 - I'M CALLING BEN. 480 00:22:39,559 --> 00:22:43,863 - [chuckling] 481 00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:45,798 - THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? GIMME. 482 00:22:45,832 --> 00:22:49,436 - SIT BACK AND RELAX. 483 00:22:52,472 --> 00:22:54,474 OH. 484 00:22:54,507 --> 00:22:58,411 HERE'S A LITTLE PARTY OUTFIT I GOT YOU. 485 00:22:58,445 --> 00:23:00,847 - I CAN'T STAY. 486 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:04,050 THE ONLY REASON I'M HERE IS BECAUSE, MY AUNT LULA, 487 00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:06,886 SHE ALWAYS TAUGHT ME THAT, IF YOU HAVE TO DELIVER BAD NEWS, 488 00:23:06,919 --> 00:23:08,655 IT'S BEST TO DO IT IN PERSON. 489 00:23:08,688 --> 00:23:10,923 "IT'S JUST PLAIN GOOD MANNERS!", SHE WOULD SAY. 490 00:23:10,957 --> 00:23:14,627 SO, UM, BYE. 491 00:23:14,661 --> 00:23:16,529 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 492 00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:17,864 WHAT'S YOUR HURRY, BABY? 493 00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:20,199 COME ON IN. 494 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:22,602 - I-I'M AFRAID IT'S GOING TO BE IMPOSSIBLE 495 00:23:22,635 --> 00:23:25,204 FOR US TO KEEP THIS LITTLE TRYST. 496 00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:27,874 I'M IN A RELATIONSHIP, SEE, 497 00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:31,644 WITH THIS REALLY WONDERFUL MAN. - MM-HMM. 498 00:23:31,678 --> 00:23:35,748 - AND EVEN THOUGH I COULD CITE THE GRANDFATHER CLAUSE-- 499 00:23:35,782 --> 00:23:40,219 - CAN I GET YOU A BEVERAGE? - OH, BLOODY MARY. 500 00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:43,556 I HAVE CHOSEN NOT TO. 501 00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:47,226 INSTEAD, I CHOOSE TO HONOR MY COMMITMENT. 502 00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:48,761 TO THE LETTER. 503 00:23:48,795 --> 00:23:51,798 - PEANUTS OR PRETZELS? - PEANUTS. 504 00:23:51,831 --> 00:23:54,033 SO I HOPE YOU'LL UNDERSTAND THAT, 505 00:23:54,066 --> 00:23:56,736 EVEN THOUGH I WOULD REALLY, REALLY LIKE TO STAY 506 00:23:56,769 --> 00:24:02,141 FOR THE IN-FLIGHT ENTERTAINMENT, I-- 507 00:24:02,174 --> 00:24:03,843 WHAT'S THAT? 508 00:24:03,876 --> 00:24:06,779 - THE AIRLINE AWARDED THAT TO ME 509 00:24:06,813 --> 00:24:09,015 FOR SERVICING OVER 10,000 PASSENGERS. 510 00:24:09,048 --> 00:24:12,785 - AH, "TO DIJON," 511 00:24:12,819 --> 00:24:14,253 LIKE THE MUSTARD, 512 00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:17,590 "WHO WILL GO TO ANY LENGTH TO MAKE SURE 513 00:24:17,624 --> 00:24:19,926 SATISFACTION IS GUARANTEED." 514 00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:24,196 [beep] 515 00:24:24,230 --> 00:24:29,001 I SEE WHAT THEY MEAN BY "ANY LENGTH." 516 00:24:29,035 --> 00:24:31,938 - AND I SEE YOU'RE ALREADY IN THE UPRIGHT AND LOCKED POSITION. 517 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:33,573 [jet engines humming] 518 00:24:33,606 --> 00:24:35,675 - WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU, YOU LITTLE ASSHOLE? 519 00:24:35,708 --> 00:24:37,076 I'VE BEEN CALLING AND LEAVING MESSAGES 520 00:24:37,109 --> 00:24:38,611 FOR YOU FOR OVER AN HOUR, 521 00:24:38,645 --> 00:24:40,847 AND NOT ONE FUCKING "BOO" FROM YOU. 522 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:42,649 WELL, YOU'D BETTER BE ON YOUR WAY OVER HERE 523 00:24:42,682 --> 00:24:44,050 IS ALL I GOTTA SAY, 'CAUSE MY GODDAMN DINNER'S 524 00:24:44,083 --> 00:24:45,752 TURNING TO SHIT. 525 00:24:45,785 --> 00:24:49,088 LOVE, MOTHER. 526 00:24:49,121 --> 00:24:51,891 - THIS GARLIC BREAD'S NOT BAD FOR A DOORSTOP. 527 00:24:51,924 --> 00:24:53,793 - SHUT UP. - [chuckles] 528 00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:55,061 - SO IT'S A DRIED-OUT MESS. 529 00:24:55,094 --> 00:24:57,664 THAT'S WHY ITALIANS INVENTED SAUCE. 530 00:24:57,697 --> 00:25:01,868 WELL, WE WILL GO AHEAD WITH OUR DINNER, 531 00:25:01,901 --> 00:25:04,704 WITH OR WITHOUT MY SON. 532 00:25:04,737 --> 00:25:06,839 - YOU KNOW, IT ISN'T LIKE MICHAEL NOT TO SHOW UP. 533 00:25:06,873 --> 00:25:08,307 OR EVEN CALL. 534 00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:12,645 - NO, BUT IT'S EXACTLY LIKE YOU-KNOW-WHO. 535 00:25:12,679 --> 00:25:14,547 - WHO? BRIAN? 536 00:25:14,581 --> 00:25:16,015 - YOU WIN THE VEAL. 537 00:25:16,048 --> 00:25:17,917 - WHAT MAKES YOU THINK HE'S WITH BRIAN? 538 00:25:17,950 --> 00:25:19,852 - YOU SAID THEY'VE BEEN OUT EVERY NIGHT THIS WEEK. 539 00:25:19,886 --> 00:25:21,654 - AND LAST. 540 00:25:21,688 --> 00:25:24,156 - WELL, YEAH, BRIAN NEEDS HIS BEST FRIEND RIGHT NOW. 541 00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:25,324 THOUGH HE WOULD NEVER ADMIT THAT. 542 00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:26,759 HE WANTS EVERYONE TO THINK 543 00:25:26,793 --> 00:25:28,094 HE DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT. EXCUSE ME. 544 00:25:28,127 --> 00:25:29,696 - COVER YOUR EARS, SIS. 545 00:25:29,729 --> 00:25:31,598 - BUT HE IS HURTING INSIDE. 546 00:25:31,631 --> 00:25:34,967 AND THE MORE HE'S HURTING, THE MORE HE TRIES TO HIDE IT. 547 00:25:35,001 --> 00:25:38,571 - WHAT AN INCREDIBLY KIND, COMPASSIONATE THING TO SAY. 548 00:25:38,605 --> 00:25:40,607 YOU REALLY ARE A HELL OF A NICE GUY. 549 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:41,674 - THANK YOU, DEBBIE. 550 00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:44,010 - FUCK "NICE." 551 00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:46,078 UNLESS YOU KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO THAT BOYFRIEND OF YOURS, 552 00:25:46,112 --> 00:25:48,715 BRIAN'S GONNA KEEP HAULING HIM OFF TO GOD KNOWS WHERE, 553 00:25:48,748 --> 00:25:50,149 AND HE SHOULD BE HERE WITH YOU. 554 00:25:50,182 --> 00:25:51,584 - IT'S NOT UP TO ME. 555 00:25:51,618 --> 00:25:53,152 I CAN'T CONTROL HIM. - WHY NOT? 556 00:25:53,185 --> 00:25:56,555 SHE'S BEEN DOING IT FOR 30 YEARS. 557 00:25:58,925 --> 00:26:00,660 - LET'S JUST HOPE MICHAEL WAKES UP 558 00:26:00,693 --> 00:26:02,895 AND REALIZES HE'S JUST A SUBSTITUTE FOR JUSTIN. 559 00:26:02,929 --> 00:26:05,164 - ONLY TROUBLE IS, THE SUBSTITUTE'S 560 00:26:05,197 --> 00:26:08,334 USUALLY THE LAST TO KNOW. 561 00:26:08,367 --> 00:26:11,871 - SAUCE? 562 00:26:15,041 --> 00:26:18,010 - YOUR SON WAS A CRANKY LITTLE CUSS TONIGHT. 563 00:26:18,044 --> 00:26:22,314 - I LOVE HOW WHEN HE'S CRANKY, HE'S MY SON. 564 00:26:22,348 --> 00:26:24,050 YOU LOOK A LITTLE CRANKY YOURSELF. 565 00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:25,618 - DO I? 566 00:26:25,652 --> 00:26:28,287 [water running] 567 00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:30,122 I WENT TO THE SUPERMARKET TODAY. 568 00:26:30,156 --> 00:26:32,258 - MM? - AND WHILE I WAS THERE, 569 00:26:32,291 --> 00:26:35,695 I RAN INTO DUSTY, WHO TOLD ME THE MOST ASTONISHING NEWS. 570 00:26:35,728 --> 00:26:37,096 - REALLY? WHAT? 571 00:26:37,129 --> 00:26:40,199 - YOU AND I ARE HAVING ANOTHER BABY. 572 00:26:40,232 --> 00:26:42,334 GEE, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? 573 00:26:42,368 --> 00:26:44,771 - WELL, WE TALKED ABOUT IT LAST NIGHT, 574 00:26:44,804 --> 00:26:46,338 AND I THOUGHT WE DECIDED-- 575 00:26:46,372 --> 00:26:47,740 - WE DIDN'T DECIDE ANYTHING. 576 00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:49,308 I SAID I'D THINK ABOUT IT. 577 00:26:49,341 --> 00:26:50,943 AND SINCE I'M THE ONE WHO'LL BE CARRYING IT, 578 00:26:50,977 --> 00:26:52,111 DON'T YOU THINK I SHOULD HAVE 579 00:26:52,144 --> 00:26:54,113 AT LEAST SOME SAY AS TO WHEN? 580 00:26:54,146 --> 00:26:56,182 - OF COURSE YOU SHOULD, HONEY. I... 581 00:26:56,215 --> 00:26:57,950 - OH, STOP TRYING TO PLACATE ME, MEL. 582 00:26:57,984 --> 00:26:59,786 REMINDS ME OF MY GODDAMN PARENTS. 583 00:26:59,819 --> 00:27:01,220 - I'M NOT TRYING TO PLACATE YOU, 584 00:27:01,253 --> 00:27:03,422 AND WE ARE DEFINITELY NOT YOUR PARENTS. 585 00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:05,792 - OH, COMPARED TO US, THEY'VE GOT THE ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLE, 586 00:27:05,825 --> 00:27:09,328 AND WE'RE THE HAPPILY MARRIED STRAIGHT COUPLE OF 1962. 587 00:27:09,361 --> 00:27:13,399 - ALL I SAID IS THAT I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE ANOTHER CHILD. 588 00:27:13,432 --> 00:27:14,834 - AND JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE THE BREADWINNER, 589 00:27:14,867 --> 00:27:16,035 THAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO TELL ME 590 00:27:16,068 --> 00:27:19,138 WHEN TO POP OUT ANOTHER LOAF? 591 00:27:19,171 --> 00:27:22,775 YOU WANT ANOTHER BABY SO BADLY, HAVE IT YOURSELF. 592 00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:25,812 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT. 593 00:27:25,845 --> 00:27:28,815 THAT IS NOT FAIR. YOU KNOW I CAN'T HAVE CHILDREN. 594 00:27:28,848 --> 00:27:30,817 YOU KNOW DAMN WELL I CAN'T. THE DOCTORS TOLD ME. 595 00:27:30,850 --> 00:27:32,251 - THAT WAS YEARS AGO. 596 00:27:32,284 --> 00:27:33,853 YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THERE ARE NEW PROCEDURES. 597 00:27:33,886 --> 00:27:35,287 THEY COULD ZAP YOU WITH A LASER, 598 00:27:35,321 --> 00:27:37,156 AND YOU'D AS BE FERTILE AS MOTHER EARTH. 599 00:27:37,189 --> 00:27:39,158 BUT, YOU SEE, YOU'D RATHER LET ME EXPERIENCE THE JOY 600 00:27:39,191 --> 00:27:41,293 OF CHILDBIRTH, BECAUSE YOU WANT TO PLAY DAD, 601 00:27:41,327 --> 00:27:42,795 PASSING OUT THE COHIBAS. - WHAT? 602 00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:45,798 - [chuckles] SORRY, MEL. NO CIGAR. 603 00:27:45,832 --> 00:27:48,835 - [sighs] 604 00:27:48,868 --> 00:27:51,103 - YOU WANT A SODA? 605 00:27:51,137 --> 00:27:54,106 - I'LL HAVE THE SAME AS YOU. 606 00:27:54,140 --> 00:27:56,743 - I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU HAVE A DRINK. 607 00:27:56,776 --> 00:27:57,977 - THAT'S BECAUSE I ALWAYS USED TO WAIT 608 00:27:58,010 --> 00:27:59,779 UNTIL YOU WERE OUT OF THE HOUSE. 609 00:27:59,812 --> 00:28:02,849 OR ASLEEP. THANKS. 610 00:28:02,882 --> 00:28:05,885 - MOLLY TELLS ME YOU'RE BETTER. 611 00:28:05,918 --> 00:28:08,120 - YEAH, I'M DOING ALL RIGHT. 612 00:28:08,154 --> 00:28:11,057 - HONEY? 613 00:28:11,090 --> 00:28:13,292 - I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 614 00:28:17,063 --> 00:28:19,431 - HEY, I'M JUST GONNA GO DOWN TO THE STORE. 615 00:28:19,465 --> 00:28:24,136 - OKAY. SEE YOU SOON. 616 00:28:24,170 --> 00:28:27,239 - OKAY. BYE. 617 00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:33,212 - SHE'S PRETTY. 618 00:28:33,245 --> 00:28:36,816 - YEAH. HER NAME'S LORI. 619 00:28:36,849 --> 00:28:41,153 WE'VE BEEN SEEING EACH OTHER FOR ABOUT A YEAR NOW. 620 00:28:41,187 --> 00:28:44,891 - I BROUGHT SOME OF MY LATEST WORK. 621 00:28:44,924 --> 00:28:47,293 THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO SEE SOME. 622 00:28:47,326 --> 00:28:50,863 - SURE. 623 00:28:50,897 --> 00:28:53,800 BUT I'M NOT MUCH OF AN ART CRITIC. 624 00:29:02,308 --> 00:29:07,446 IT'S VERY GOOD. 625 00:29:09,015 --> 00:29:12,184 - THE NEW TERM'S COMING UP, AND... 626 00:29:12,218 --> 00:29:16,388 I NEED SOME FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE. 627 00:29:16,422 --> 00:29:20,326 I WAS HOPING MAYBE YOU WOULD HELP ME OUT. 628 00:29:20,359 --> 00:29:22,361 - JUSTIN, I TOLD YOU WHEN YOU WERE APPLYING TO COLLEGES... 629 00:29:22,394 --> 00:29:24,230 - I KNOW WHAT YOU TOLD ME. 630 00:29:24,263 --> 00:29:26,565 BUT NOW THAT I'VE COMPLETED 631 00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:28,334 MY FIRST YEAR WITH HONORS, 632 00:29:28,367 --> 00:29:30,336 IN SPITE OF THE HAND, 633 00:29:30,369 --> 00:29:34,907 I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU WOULD CHANGE YOUR MIND. 634 00:29:34,941 --> 00:29:38,010 LOOK, I CAN'T GET A SCHOLARSHIP BECAUSE YOU MAKE TOO MUCH MONEY. 635 00:29:38,044 --> 00:29:40,913 AND I CAN'T GO TO SCHOOL AND WORK FULLTIME. 636 00:29:40,947 --> 00:29:42,514 - WHAT ABOUT BRIAN? 637 00:29:42,548 --> 00:29:44,483 - WE'RE NOT TOGETHER ANY MORE. 638 00:29:44,516 --> 00:29:46,819 - FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS. 639 00:29:46,853 --> 00:29:49,288 I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU'VE COME TO YOUR SENSES. 640 00:29:49,321 --> 00:29:51,290 NOW, IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT GOING TO DARTMOUTH OR-- 641 00:29:51,323 --> 00:29:55,962 - DAD. I'M NEVER GOING TO BE A BUSINESSMAN. 642 00:29:55,995 --> 00:29:57,930 AND I'M NEVER GOING TO BE STRAIGHT. 643 00:30:01,868 --> 00:30:05,371 - YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU WERE A KID, 644 00:30:05,404 --> 00:30:07,506 THE ONE THING THAT MEANT THE MOST TO YOU, 645 00:30:07,539 --> 00:30:10,009 EVEN MORE THAN MAKING YOUR MOTHER HAPPY, 646 00:30:10,042 --> 00:30:13,112 WAS MAKING ME PROUD. 647 00:30:13,145 --> 00:30:16,248 WHENEVER YOU GOT AN "A" ON A TEST OR A REPORT CARD, 648 00:30:16,282 --> 00:30:18,885 IT WAS ALWAYS ME YOU CAME RUNNING TO. 649 00:30:18,918 --> 00:30:21,587 AND NO FATHER EVER COULD HAVE BEEN PROUDER OF HIS SON 650 00:30:21,620 --> 00:30:23,389 THAN I WAS OF YOU. 651 00:30:23,422 --> 00:30:25,157 - NOW YOU'RE ASHAMED? 652 00:30:25,191 --> 00:30:27,226 - NO. 653 00:30:27,259 --> 00:30:29,361 - THAT I'M NOT THE MAN YOU WANTED ME TO BE? 654 00:30:33,900 --> 00:30:36,335 WELL... 655 00:30:36,368 --> 00:30:39,071 I AM THE MAN THAT I WANT TO BE. 656 00:30:39,105 --> 00:30:44,610 I'M THE ONLY MAN THAT I CAN BE. 657 00:30:44,643 --> 00:30:47,513 IF YOU CAN'T BE PROUD OF ME FOR THAT, 658 00:30:47,546 --> 00:30:51,083 THEN THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM. 659 00:31:02,962 --> 00:31:04,630 - GIVE ME THE KEYS. 660 00:31:04,663 --> 00:31:05,932 I'M TAKING THE FUCKING CAR, 661 00:31:05,965 --> 00:31:07,033 AND I'M GOING TO LEAVE YOU HERE. 662 00:31:07,066 --> 00:31:08,434 - THAT'S FINE WITH ME. 663 00:31:08,467 --> 00:31:13,372 - GIVE ME MY PHONE! 664 00:31:13,405 --> 00:31:15,307 THANK YOU. 665 00:31:15,341 --> 00:31:17,043 THE BATTERY'S ALMOST DEAD. 666 00:31:17,076 --> 00:31:20,579 - I KNOW. I WAS FEEDING ON ITS ENERGY. 667 00:31:20,612 --> 00:31:23,449 - BEN? BEN, CAN YOU HEAR ME? 668 00:31:23,482 --> 00:31:27,253 I'M GOING TO BE A LITTLE LATE. I'LL EXPLAIN LATER. 669 00:31:27,286 --> 00:31:31,057 HELLO? 670 00:31:31,090 --> 00:31:33,059 SHIT! I LOST HIM. 671 00:31:33,092 --> 00:31:34,393 - WELL, AS LONG AS YOU'RE HERE 672 00:31:34,426 --> 00:31:36,528 YOU MIGHT AS WELL TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES 673 00:31:36,562 --> 00:31:39,331 AND JOIN THE PARTY. - I DON'T WANT TO. 674 00:31:39,365 --> 00:31:41,467 - YOU KNOW, THIS REMINDS ME OF THE FIRST TIME I BLINDFOLDED YOU 675 00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:43,469 AND TOOK YOU TO THE LIBERTY BATHS. 676 00:31:43,502 --> 00:31:45,337 YOU WERE SO HOT 677 00:31:45,371 --> 00:31:47,139 WALKING UP AND DOWN THE HALLS 678 00:31:47,173 --> 00:31:49,475 IN YOUR CORDUROYS AND YOUR FLANNEL. 679 00:31:49,508 --> 00:31:52,111 LOOSEN UP. - I SAID NO. 680 00:31:52,144 --> 00:31:54,280 - YOU'D RATHER WATCH? 681 00:31:54,313 --> 00:31:57,950 THAT CAN BE ARRANGED. 682 00:31:57,984 --> 00:32:01,087 YOU SEE THAT FINE, UPSTANDING YOUNG MAN 683 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:03,555 OVER THERE? 684 00:32:03,589 --> 00:32:06,592 FIRST, I'M GOING TO WEAR OUT HIS JAW ON MY COCK. 685 00:32:06,625 --> 00:32:11,430 THEN I'M GOING TO REACH AROUND BACK 686 00:32:11,463 --> 00:32:15,001 AND START FINGERING... 687 00:32:19,071 --> 00:32:20,706 WHY NOT SEE FOR YOURSELF? 688 00:32:20,739 --> 00:32:23,709 [upbeat music] 689 00:32:23,742 --> 00:32:31,083 * 690 00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:45,464 - * LET'S GET INTIMATE 691 00:32:45,497 --> 00:32:49,435 * LET'S GET INTIMATE * 692 00:32:49,468 --> 00:32:54,406 * LET'S GET INTIMATE 693 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:58,477 * LET'S GET INTIMATE * 694 00:32:58,510 --> 00:33:02,548 * LET'S GET INTIMATE 695 00:33:02,581 --> 00:33:05,684 * LET'S GET INTIMATE * 696 00:33:05,717 --> 00:33:07,119 * 697 00:33:07,153 --> 00:33:11,123 * LET'S GET INTIMATE 698 00:33:11,157 --> 00:33:13,492 * LET'S GET INTIMATE * 699 00:33:13,525 --> 00:33:20,566 * 700 00:33:24,803 --> 00:33:26,438 * LET'S GET INTIMATE 701 00:33:26,472 --> 00:33:28,307 * I LIKE IT 702 00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:30,742 * LET'S GET... 703 00:33:39,618 --> 00:33:42,254 - I NEED TO GET SOME WORK DONE IN PEACE. 704 00:33:42,288 --> 00:33:45,791 - I DON'T ENVY YOU BREADWINNERS. HUH. 705 00:33:45,824 --> 00:33:47,493 - DO YOU MIND IF WE NOT TALK ABOUT BREAD? 706 00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:50,462 I'M TRYING TO WATCH MY CARBS. 707 00:33:50,496 --> 00:33:52,598 - HOW ABOUT SOME EGGS? - [scoffs] 708 00:33:52,631 --> 00:33:54,266 DON'T EVEN MENTION EGGS. 709 00:33:54,300 --> 00:33:55,734 EGGS ARE THE LAST THING I WANT TO THINK OF. 710 00:33:55,767 --> 00:33:59,805 - ANY PROBLEM WITH PRUNES? 711 00:33:59,838 --> 00:34:01,407 MEL, HONEY. 712 00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:03,475 AFTER A HEALTHY BREAKFAST, 713 00:34:03,509 --> 00:34:05,477 THE BEST WAY TO START THE DAY 714 00:34:05,511 --> 00:34:07,546 IS BY TELLING ME, 715 00:34:07,579 --> 00:34:13,085 WHAT THE FUCK'S GOING ON? 716 00:34:13,119 --> 00:34:16,288 - LINDSAY SAYS, IF I WANT ANOTHER BABY, 717 00:34:16,322 --> 00:34:18,690 I SHOULD CARRY IT MYSELF. 718 00:34:18,724 --> 00:34:20,192 - SOUNDS FAIR TO ME. 719 00:34:20,226 --> 00:34:22,794 EVEN IF I COULD, 720 00:34:22,828 --> 00:34:27,299 I NEVER PICTURED MYSELF THE "BIRTHING BABIES" TYPE. 721 00:34:27,333 --> 00:34:29,435 ALL THE FUSS AND THE MUSS AND-- 722 00:34:29,468 --> 00:34:31,603 - WELL, IT'S DEFINITELY NOT FOR CONTROL FREAKS 723 00:34:31,637 --> 00:34:33,672 OR THE FAINT OF HEART. 724 00:34:33,705 --> 00:34:35,241 - THAT LET'S ME OUT. 725 00:34:35,274 --> 00:34:36,575 YOU SEE, MY LIFE WORKS BEST 726 00:34:36,608 --> 00:34:38,510 WHEN IT'S GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN. 727 00:34:38,544 --> 00:34:41,213 MY PLAN. AND, AS FOR PAIN, 728 00:34:41,247 --> 00:34:44,516 PAIN IS DEFINITELY NOT ON MY "TO DO" LIST. 729 00:34:44,550 --> 00:34:46,785 - SO YOU'D RATHER LEAVE THE DIRTY WORK TO HER? 730 00:34:46,818 --> 00:34:48,387 - NO, THAT'S NOT IT. 731 00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:50,256 - WELL, WHAT IS IT THEN? 732 00:34:50,289 --> 00:34:55,661 - IT'S THAT SHE'S BRAVER 733 00:34:55,694 --> 00:34:58,197 AND STRONGER 734 00:34:58,230 --> 00:35:00,866 AND A BETTER WOMAN 735 00:35:00,899 --> 00:35:02,834 THAN I'LL EVER BE. 736 00:35:02,868 --> 00:35:07,273 - THAT'S THE BIGGEST LOAD OF HORSESHIT I'VE EVER HEARD. 737 00:35:09,341 --> 00:35:11,477 I'M NOT TELLING YOU IT ISN'T SCARY. 738 00:35:11,510 --> 00:35:14,346 'CAUSE IT'S FUCKING TERRIFYING. 739 00:35:14,380 --> 00:35:17,616 AND I'M NOT TELLING YOU THAT IT ISN'T PAINFUL. 740 00:35:17,649 --> 00:35:21,220 ALTHOUGH IT SEEMS I'VE FORGOTTEN THAT. 741 00:35:21,253 --> 00:35:23,789 BUT I AM TELLING YOU THAT HAVING A KID 742 00:35:23,822 --> 00:35:27,293 IS THE NUMBER ONE, TOP-RATED EXPERIENCE 743 00:35:27,326 --> 00:35:30,896 IN MY LIFE. 744 00:35:30,929 --> 00:35:33,899 AND I'D HATE TO SEE YOU DEPRIVE YOURSELF OF ALL OF THAT 745 00:35:33,932 --> 00:35:37,336 BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU'RE NOT WOMAN ENOUGH. 746 00:35:37,369 --> 00:35:39,705 PFFF. 747 00:35:47,546 --> 00:35:50,549 HOW ABOUT I GET YOU SOME EGGS AND A NICE, FRESH BUN? 748 00:35:50,582 --> 00:35:53,819 OKAY. 749 00:36:09,735 --> 00:36:11,470 - I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU UP SO EARLY 750 00:36:11,503 --> 00:36:13,272 AFTER GETTING IN SO LATE. 751 00:36:13,305 --> 00:36:15,674 - IT WAS 1:30-ISH. 752 00:36:15,707 --> 00:36:18,410 - TRY 2:45-ISH. 753 00:36:18,444 --> 00:36:20,946 - HE KIDNAPPED ME. 754 00:36:20,979 --> 00:36:22,714 - HE KIDNAPPED YOU. 755 00:36:22,748 --> 00:36:24,950 - YEAH, AND THEN HE TOOK MY CELL PHONE, 756 00:36:24,983 --> 00:36:27,253 AND HE SHOVED IT DOWN HIS PANTS. 757 00:36:27,286 --> 00:36:30,356 - WELL, THAT IS DEFINITELY OUT OF YOUR CALLING AREA, HUH? 758 00:36:30,389 --> 00:36:32,791 - I'M REALLY SORRY. 759 00:36:32,824 --> 00:36:35,694 - I'M THE ONE WHO TOLD YOU TO HANG OUT WITH HIM. 760 00:36:35,727 --> 00:36:37,429 ALTHOUGH I DID THINK THAT, 761 00:36:37,463 --> 00:36:38,830 WHEN YOU ASKED ME TO MOVE IN WITH YOU, 762 00:36:38,864 --> 00:36:40,499 YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY BE HERE FROM TIME TO TIME. 763 00:36:40,532 --> 00:36:43,835 - I WANTED TO BE. 764 00:36:43,869 --> 00:36:46,238 - [sighs] 765 00:36:50,008 --> 00:36:52,278 I GUESS THIS WASN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA. 766 00:36:52,311 --> 00:36:53,912 - WHAT? - US LIVING TOGETHER. 767 00:36:53,945 --> 00:36:55,914 - OF COURSE IT IS! 768 00:36:55,947 --> 00:36:57,316 - NO, WE DIDN'T PLAN ON IT, MICHAEL. 769 00:36:57,349 --> 00:36:58,617 IT JUST HAPPENED OUT OF CIRCUMSTANCE. 770 00:36:58,650 --> 00:37:00,452 - SO? - SO MAYBE WE'RE NOT READY. 771 00:37:00,486 --> 00:37:03,322 MAYBE THERE ARE SOME THINGS IN OUR LIVES 772 00:37:03,355 --> 00:37:04,790 WE NEED TO WORK OUT FIRST. - WHAT-- 773 00:37:04,823 --> 00:37:09,661 - MAYBE I SHOULD FIND MY OWN APARTMENT. 774 00:37:09,695 --> 00:37:12,264 [door opens] 775 00:37:22,774 --> 00:37:24,676 - DON'T USE UP ALL YOUR ENERGY, BUNNY. 776 00:37:24,710 --> 00:37:25,977 GOT TO SAVE SOME FOR OUR WORKOUT. 777 00:37:26,011 --> 00:37:29,548 - [chuckles] 778 00:37:29,581 --> 00:37:31,517 UH... OH! 779 00:37:31,550 --> 00:37:32,951 OW! OW. 780 00:37:32,984 --> 00:37:34,420 - SWEETIE, WHAT'S WRONG? 781 00:37:34,453 --> 00:37:36,455 - I-I THINK I PULLED A MUSCLE. 782 00:37:36,488 --> 00:37:39,758 - YOU POOR BABY. - YOU KNOW, IT'S OKAY. 783 00:37:39,791 --> 00:37:41,527 I THINK I JUST NEED TO PUT SOME HEAT ON IT. 784 00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:43,295 I'M GOING TO--I'M GOING TO GO TO THE STEAM ROOM. 785 00:37:43,329 --> 00:37:45,931 - ALL RIGHT. - OKAY, IT'S... 786 00:37:45,964 --> 00:37:48,066 - HEY, SWEET THING! - HEY! 787 00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:51,637 TEDDY, THIS IS DIJON. 788 00:37:51,670 --> 00:37:53,739 LIKE THE MUSTARD. 789 00:37:53,772 --> 00:37:56,575 THIS IS TED, MY BOYFRIEND. 790 00:37:56,608 --> 00:37:59,845 THE ONE I'M IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH. 791 00:37:59,878 --> 00:38:01,413 - RIGHT. 792 00:38:01,447 --> 00:38:05,016 I'M ON A FLIGHT TONIGHT TO MIAMI. 793 00:38:05,050 --> 00:38:06,352 - OH, THANK GOD. 794 00:38:06,385 --> 00:38:08,887 I MEAN, THANK GOD FOR YOU. 795 00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:10,889 GETTING OUT OF HERE... COLD... 796 00:38:10,922 --> 00:38:15,661 - AND WHEN I GET BACK, 797 00:38:15,694 --> 00:38:18,564 I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A CALL. 798 00:38:25,404 --> 00:38:28,874 - WHY SHOULD HE GIVE YOU A CALL? 799 00:38:28,907 --> 00:38:31,543 - HE'S A FLIGHT ATTENDANT. 800 00:38:31,577 --> 00:38:34,546 SO I THINK HE MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET US AN UPGRADE. 801 00:38:34,580 --> 00:38:38,817 - WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 802 00:38:38,850 --> 00:38:42,087 WHY WAS HE TOUCHING YOU LIKE THAT? 803 00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:45,090 - YOU KNOW, HE WAS GIVEN AN AWARD FOR SERVICE. 804 00:38:45,123 --> 00:38:47,058 HE'S VERY ATTENTIVE. 805 00:38:47,092 --> 00:38:51,830 - YEAH, I NOTICED. 806 00:38:51,863 --> 00:38:54,833 YOU DID IT WITH HIM, DIDN'T YOU? 807 00:39:02,874 --> 00:39:05,811 WELL, AT LEAST I KNOW WHAT MUSCLE YOU PULLED. 808 00:39:08,780 --> 00:39:12,083 - I'M AFRAID I DON'T SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM IS. 809 00:39:12,117 --> 00:39:14,052 - THE PROBLEM IS, THAT UNLESS MR. TAYLOR 810 00:39:14,085 --> 00:39:15,854 IS ALLOWED TO CONTINUE HIS STUDIES, 811 00:39:15,887 --> 00:39:17,055 THE WORLD IS GOING TO BE DEPRIVED 812 00:39:17,088 --> 00:39:19,057 OF HIS STAGGERING GIFT. 813 00:39:19,090 --> 00:39:20,959 - AND THAT WOULD BE A SHAME. 814 00:39:20,992 --> 00:39:22,861 - IS THERE ANY WAY THAT I CAN DEFER TUITION 815 00:39:22,894 --> 00:39:24,996 UNTIL I CAN FIGURE OUT SOME WAY TO GET A LOAN? 816 00:39:25,030 --> 00:39:26,398 - YOU DON'T NEED A LOAN. 817 00:39:26,432 --> 00:39:27,833 - HOW ELSE IS HE SUPPOSED TO PAY? 818 00:39:27,866 --> 00:39:29,167 - IT'S ALREADY BEEN PAID. 819 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:33,939 IT'S IN YOUR FILE. 820 00:39:33,972 --> 00:39:36,475 - YOU--YOU SAID YOUR ASSHOLE FATHER REFUSED. 821 00:39:36,508 --> 00:39:39,845 - HE DID. I MEAN, I THOUGHT HE DID. 822 00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:41,580 - WELL, APPARENTLY HE CHANGED HIS MIND. 823 00:39:41,613 --> 00:39:45,016 - WELL, WHATEVER YOU SAID TO HIM, IT WORKED. 824 00:39:45,050 --> 00:39:46,485 [loud kissing] 825 00:39:46,518 --> 00:39:48,854 - CONGRATULATIONS, MR. TAYLOR. 826 00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:51,790 THE WORLD CAN NOW ANTICIPATE YOUR GIFT. 827 00:39:51,823 --> 00:39:55,694 - [chuckles] 828 00:39:55,727 --> 00:40:00,832 - THAT'S JUST STANDING UP, SAME AS ANY MAN'LL DO. 829 00:40:00,866 --> 00:40:03,034 - AND YOU THINK THAT TO KILL HIM 830 00:40:03,068 --> 00:40:05,971 WILL MAKE YOU A MAN? 831 00:40:06,004 --> 00:40:08,173 - [mouthing along] - WELL, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. 832 00:40:08,206 --> 00:40:09,841 BUT I KNOW THAT I THOUGHT ABOUT HIM 833 00:40:09,875 --> 00:40:12,778 EVERY DAY FOR FIVE YEARS. 834 00:40:12,811 --> 00:40:15,914 AND THAT WAS THE ONLY THING THAT KEPT ME GOING. 835 00:40:15,947 --> 00:40:18,650 [banging on door] 836 00:40:18,684 --> 00:40:20,852 - DO YOU? 837 00:40:20,886 --> 00:40:22,788 THERE ARE NOT MANY CHANCES IN LIFE 838 00:40:22,821 --> 00:40:24,990 TO BE HAPPY. 839 00:40:25,023 --> 00:40:28,660 AND I THINK THAT WE HAVE A GOOD ONE NOW. 840 00:40:28,694 --> 00:40:30,729 WON'T YOU TRY TO FORGET THIS-- 841 00:40:30,762 --> 00:40:33,465 - YOU PLANNING ON COMING IN? 842 00:40:37,703 --> 00:40:42,140 IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE, THERE'S NO ONE ELSE HERE. 843 00:40:42,173 --> 00:40:45,877 - FOR A CHANGE. 844 00:40:45,911 --> 00:40:49,948 IS THAT A NEW COFFEE TABLE? 845 00:40:49,981 --> 00:40:53,785 - MIES VAN DER ROHE. - HMM. 846 00:40:53,819 --> 00:40:59,558 MUST HAVE COST A FORTUNE. - YEP. 847 00:40:59,591 --> 00:41:02,193 - I WENT BY THE BURSAR'S OFFICE TODAY. 848 00:41:02,227 --> 00:41:05,030 I CAN'T ACCEPT IT. 849 00:41:05,063 --> 00:41:07,232 - WHAT? - TUITION. 850 00:41:07,265 --> 00:41:09,501 - OH, THAT. 851 00:41:09,535 --> 00:41:11,637 WHY, IS SOMEONE ELSE COVERING IT? 852 00:41:11,670 --> 00:41:13,605 - NO. 853 00:41:13,639 --> 00:41:15,574 - WELL, THEN YOU CAN'T AFFORD NOT TO. 854 00:41:15,607 --> 00:41:17,042 - BUT WE'RE NOT TOGETHER ANYMORE. 855 00:41:17,075 --> 00:41:18,209 - WE SIGNED AN AGREEMENT. 856 00:41:18,243 --> 00:41:19,611 I'LL PAY FOR YOUR SCHOOL. 857 00:41:19,645 --> 00:41:21,513 YOU PAY ME BACK WITH INTEREST. 858 00:41:21,547 --> 00:41:25,116 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO HONOR IT. 859 00:41:25,150 --> 00:41:29,855 - A DEAL'S A DEAL. 860 00:41:29,888 --> 00:41:31,857 - I COULD BE POOR FOR A LONG TIME. 861 00:41:31,890 --> 00:41:35,060 - YEAH, WELL, KNOWING YOUR TASTES, YOU'D BETTER NOT BE. 862 00:41:35,093 --> 00:41:36,628 - IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE A SHITLOAD 863 00:41:36,662 --> 00:41:40,866 OF GREAT MONEYMAKING OPPORTUNITIES. 864 00:41:40,899 --> 00:41:43,569 - YOU HAVE ONE. 865 00:41:48,707 --> 00:41:52,077 AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING? 866 00:41:52,110 --> 00:41:53,311 - THANK YOU. 867 00:41:53,344 --> 00:41:57,649 - NOT THAT. THAT. 868 00:41:57,683 --> 00:42:01,286 YOUR COMPUTER. I PACKED IT FOR YOU. 869 00:42:01,319 --> 00:42:02,888 - IT'S YOURS. 870 00:42:02,921 --> 00:42:05,123 - BULLSHIT. 871 00:42:05,156 --> 00:42:07,325 YOU NEED IT. 872 00:42:07,358 --> 00:42:10,962 TAKE IT. 873 00:42:31,216 --> 00:42:33,585 - THE GRANDFATHER CLAUSE? 874 00:42:33,619 --> 00:42:36,187 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D USE SUCH A LUDICROUS EXCUSE! 875 00:42:36,221 --> 00:42:39,124 - IT SEEMED TO MAKE SENSE WHEN BRIAN EXPLAINED IT. 876 00:42:39,157 --> 00:42:40,926 - OR THAT YOU'D EVEN GO TO... 877 00:42:40,959 --> 00:42:43,862 GULDEN'S HOUSE TO TELL HIM YOU COULDN'T SEE HIM. 878 00:42:43,895 --> 00:42:45,731 - DIJON. - YEAH, WHATEVER! 879 00:42:45,764 --> 00:42:47,065 HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF THE PHONE? 880 00:42:47,098 --> 00:42:48,667 COREY, DON'T RUB IT RAW, OKAY? 881 00:42:48,700 --> 00:42:49,668 YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER HOUR AND A HALF. 882 00:42:49,701 --> 00:42:50,936 WOULD YOU GO, PLEASE? 883 00:42:50,969 --> 00:42:53,004 [men moaning] 884 00:42:53,038 --> 00:42:55,974 [mixed chatter] 885 00:43:02,814 --> 00:43:04,349 - YOU KNOW THE ONE THING I WISH 886 00:43:04,382 --> 00:43:07,686 MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW? 887 00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:11,723 I WISH THAT I COULD TALK TO MY BEST FRIEND TEDDY. 888 00:43:13,859 --> 00:43:19,097 HE'S ALWAYS SO WISE AND CARING. 889 00:43:19,130 --> 00:43:21,833 ONLY NOW HE'S MY BOYFRIEND, AND... 890 00:43:21,867 --> 00:43:23,769 WELL, THERE'S JUST SOME THINGS 891 00:43:23,802 --> 00:43:25,771 YOU CAN'T SAY TO YOUR BOYFRIEND, NO MATTER 892 00:43:25,804 --> 00:43:27,739 HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HIM. 893 00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:37,182 - ALL RIGHT. WHAT IS IT? 894 00:43:37,215 --> 00:43:40,986 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME. 895 00:43:41,019 --> 00:43:42,688 I MEAN, I MUST BE CRAZY. 896 00:43:42,721 --> 00:43:47,092 I NO SOONER GET TOGETHER WITH THIS REALLY WONDERFUL GUY 897 00:43:47,125 --> 00:43:49,127 THAN I GO AND DO SOMETHING 898 00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:53,865 WITH SOMEONE THAT MEANS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO ME. 899 00:43:53,899 --> 00:43:57,869 - I MEAN, WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS? 900 00:44:00,405 --> 00:44:03,208 - BECAUSE YOU NEVER MET A COCK YOU DIDN'T LIKE. 901 00:44:03,241 --> 00:44:05,877 - [chuckles bitterly] 902 00:44:05,911 --> 00:44:07,145 - IT'S PART OF YOUR CHARM, 903 00:44:07,178 --> 00:44:11,116 SO DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF. 904 00:44:13,018 --> 00:44:16,154 THAT'S YOUR BEST FRIEND SPEAKING. 905 00:44:16,187 --> 00:44:17,422 BUT AS YOUR BOYFRIEND, 906 00:44:17,455 --> 00:44:19,224 I HAVE TO SAY THAT WHAT YOU DID 907 00:44:19,257 --> 00:44:22,160 WAS A FLAGRANT BETRAYAL. 908 00:44:22,193 --> 00:44:27,032 I'M NOT SURE THAT I CAN EVER TRUST YOU AGAIN. 909 00:44:27,065 --> 00:44:31,036 THEN AGAIN, AS YOUR BEST FRIEND, 910 00:44:31,069 --> 00:44:33,972 IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE THAT YOU'D GIVE IN TO TEMPTATION. 911 00:44:34,005 --> 00:44:36,174 I MEAN, YOU'VE BEEN SINGLE ALL THESE YEARS. 912 00:44:36,207 --> 00:44:40,779 IT'S NOT EASY TO JUST SETTLE DOWN OVERNIGHT. 913 00:44:40,812 --> 00:44:41,913 STILL, IT'S ONE THING TO KNOW THAT 914 00:44:41,947 --> 00:44:43,448 AS YOUR BEST FRIEND. 915 00:44:43,481 --> 00:44:47,418 IT'S ANOTHER THING TO ACCEPT IT AS YOUR LOVER. 916 00:44:51,022 --> 00:44:54,860 - I'M SORRY, TEDDY, 917 00:44:54,893 --> 00:44:58,063 FOR HURTING YOU 918 00:44:58,096 --> 00:45:04,035 AND FOR DESTROYING WHAT WE MIGHT HAVE HAD. 919 00:45:20,986 --> 00:45:23,154 - HERE. 920 00:45:23,188 --> 00:45:25,323 THESE AREN'T USUALLY USED FOR WIPING TEARS, BUT... 921 00:45:25,356 --> 00:45:28,393 - YEAH, I KNOW. 922 00:45:33,531 --> 00:45:36,935 I DON'T BLAME YOU FOR HATING ME. 923 00:45:36,968 --> 00:45:41,339 - I DON'T HATE YOU. 924 00:45:41,372 --> 00:45:44,142 I LOVE YOU. 925 00:45:46,277 --> 00:45:49,080 I KNOW YOU VERY WELL. 926 00:45:53,885 --> 00:45:56,221 AND I STILL LOVE YOU. 927 00:46:00,826 --> 00:46:02,093 - ARE YOU-- ARE YOU SAYING THAT 928 00:46:02,127 --> 00:46:06,397 AS MY BEST FRIEND OR MY LOVER? 929 00:46:12,037 --> 00:46:14,772 - BOTH? 930 00:46:28,887 --> 00:46:30,388 - I'M SORRY, HONEY. 931 00:46:30,421 --> 00:46:32,423 I'M SO SORRY. - I KNOW. 932 00:46:32,457 --> 00:46:35,927 I KNOW. 933 00:46:38,329 --> 00:46:40,832 - YOU'RE OPEN LATE. 934 00:46:40,866 --> 00:46:42,567 [door shuts] 935 00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:45,003 - INVENTORY. 936 00:46:45,036 --> 00:46:47,405 I SUPPOSE YOU CAME FOR THIS. 937 00:46:47,438 --> 00:46:49,207 - MM. 938 00:46:51,342 --> 00:46:54,045 $600? 939 00:46:54,079 --> 00:46:57,015 - THAT'S WHAT WE'VE MADE ON RAGE SO FAR, MINUS THE COST. 940 00:46:57,048 --> 00:47:01,119 I MEANT TO BRING IT BY THE DINER, BUT... 941 00:47:01,152 --> 00:47:03,054 - OKAY. 942 00:47:03,088 --> 00:47:05,023 I WAS THINKING. 943 00:47:05,056 --> 00:47:09,460 WHAT IF J.T. PLAYS THE TRUMPET FOR HIS HIGH SCHOOL BAND 944 00:47:09,494 --> 00:47:13,598 AND RAGE TEACHES HIM WITH HIS MIND CONTROL POWERS 945 00:47:13,631 --> 00:47:18,603 TO PLAY A NOTE SO LOUD AND SO HIGH 946 00:47:18,636 --> 00:47:20,906 THAT HE CAN BLOW THINGS UP? 947 00:47:20,939 --> 00:47:24,943 - LIKE HIS HOMOPHOBIC PRINCIPAL. NOT BAD. 948 00:47:24,976 --> 00:47:28,613 - IT'S FUCKING GENIUS, AND YOU KNOW IT. 949 00:47:28,646 --> 00:47:32,083 - EXCEPT I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T WANT TO WORK TOGETHER ANYMORE. 950 00:47:32,117 --> 00:47:37,989 - A DEAL'S A DEAL. 951 00:47:42,994 --> 00:47:45,363 [cell phone beeping] 952 00:47:45,396 --> 00:47:46,965 - WHERE ARE YOU? 953 00:47:46,998 --> 00:47:48,433 - WHERE YOU NEVER GROW OLD. - WHAT? 954 00:47:48,466 --> 00:47:50,301 - WHERE EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL. 955 00:47:50,335 --> 00:47:52,170 - I SHOULD'VE GUESSED. - COME ON, MIKEY. 956 00:47:52,203 --> 00:47:53,939 WE CAN BE BEAUTIFUL TOGETHER, JUST YOU AND ME. 957 00:47:53,972 --> 00:47:56,074 - I CAN'T TONIGHT. - I'VE GOT SOME GREAT SHIT. 958 00:47:56,107 --> 00:47:57,976 - I SAID I CAN'T. I'VE GOTTA GO HOME. 959 00:47:58,009 --> 00:47:59,477 HOME? - WHAT? 960 00:47:59,510 --> 00:48:01,212 - YEAH, AND, IF I'M LUCKY, HE'LL BE THERE. 961 00:48:01,246 --> 00:48:04,215 [upbeat music] 962 00:48:04,249 --> 00:48:06,952 * 963 00:48:06,985 --> 00:48:09,654 - * I WANT YOU 964 00:48:09,687 --> 00:48:13,959 * 965 00:48:13,992 --> 00:48:17,262 * I WANT YOU 966 00:48:17,295 --> 00:48:20,966 * 967 00:48:20,999 --> 00:48:24,936 * I WANT YOU 968 00:48:24,970 --> 00:48:28,006 * 969 00:48:28,039 --> 00:48:30,141 * I WANT YOU 970 00:48:30,175 --> 00:48:35,146 * 971 00:48:35,180 --> 00:48:38,149 * I WANT YOU 972 00:48:38,183 --> 00:48:46,124 * 973 00:48:47,425 --> 00:48:51,029 * I WANT YOU 974 00:48:51,062 --> 00:48:54,565 * 975 00:48:54,599 --> 00:48:58,103 * I WANT YOU 976 00:48:58,136 --> 00:49:01,539 * 977 00:49:01,572 --> 00:49:05,376 * I WANT YOU 978 00:49:05,410 --> 00:49:08,713 * 979 00:49:08,746 --> 00:49:11,316 * I WANT YOU 980 00:49:11,349 --> 00:49:16,054 * 981 00:49:16,087 --> 00:49:18,990 * I WANT YOU 982 00:49:19,024 --> 00:49:23,128 * 983 00:49:23,161 --> 00:49:25,730 * I WANT YOU 984 00:49:25,763 --> 00:49:30,135 * 985 00:49:30,168 --> 00:49:32,737 * I WANT YOU 986 00:49:32,770 --> 00:49:37,208 * 987 00:49:37,242 --> 00:49:39,610 * I WANT YOU 988 00:49:39,644 --> 00:49:44,349 * 989 00:49:44,382 --> 00:49:47,418 * I WANT YOU 990 00:49:47,452 --> 00:49:51,489 * 991 00:49:51,522 --> 00:49:56,094 * I WANT YOU 992 00:49:56,127 --> 00:49:58,496 * 993 00:49:58,529 --> 00:50:01,332 * I WANT YOU 994 00:50:01,366 --> 00:50:05,636 * 995 00:50:05,670 --> 00:50:08,173 * I WANT YOU 996 00:50:08,206 --> 00:50:12,777 * 997 00:50:12,810 --> 00:50:15,513 * I WANT YOU 998 00:50:15,546 --> 00:50:20,185 * 999 00:50:20,218 --> 00:50:22,653 * I WANT YOU 1000 00:50:22,687 --> 00:50:27,192 * 1001 00:50:27,225 --> 00:50:30,195 * I WANT YOU 1002 00:50:30,228 --> 00:50:34,265 * 1003 00:50:34,299 --> 00:50:36,401 * I WANT YOU 1004 00:50:36,434 --> 00:50:41,706 * 69365

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