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Honor! Tradition! Values!
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Don't forget to vote tomorrow,
my friends!
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The future of Japan depends on it!
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Stop that monkey!
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The monkey's headed
towards Yoyogi Park.
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Send backup.
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You're a Halloween costume now?
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Hey, no bullshit.
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Old Bryce
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would have been totally jealous
of this moment.
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Holy moley.
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I don't mean to sound
like I'm bragging,
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but, well, you know,
this isn't the first time
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a woman's
burned down my pad.
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Hey, look, if we're going to track
and kill Lady Bullseye,
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we're going to need
our weapons, so let's get...
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Oh-whoa.
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Okay, well,
this is not normal. Whoa!
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Hey, look at this!
It's like some Back to the Future shit...
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What the hell was that?
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Uh, nothing.
Nothing. Sorry. No, I-I...
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You know, I thought I saw
a two-headed squirrel run by.
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But it, uh, it was just a, uh,
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a one-headed...
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Doesn't matter. Look, are you
gonna grab the guns or what?
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Come on,
let's go, man.
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What do you mean
there's no weapons?
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They're gone?
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Shit.
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The police must have gone through
this place with a fine-toothed comb.
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Freeze!
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Oh, Jesus.
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What is this, another cop?
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Scared the hell outta me.
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Drop it!
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Relax.
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She's on our side.
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Well, well, well.
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The game is afoot, huh?
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I'm happy to see you too.
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- A lot's happened since you've been gone.
- So, to catch you up,
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I've been going through
The Rooster's blackmail,
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and I found
something interesting.
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Is... is that blood?
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Would you just die already!
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Oh-ho, man.
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Not so sure
about Encyclopedia Brown over here.
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I mean, that box
is literally overflowing
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with dirt on the most
powerful players in Japan,
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and she's focused
on the pen?
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This seemingly innocuous pen
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- is actually a recording device.
- A recording device!
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No, that makes more sense.
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If Ken Takahara wins this election,
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his anti-corruption measures
will destroy your organization.
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Hey, the Rooster's no fool.
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I get what's in it for me,
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but what about you?
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Why are you and your associate
doing this?
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That is not your concern.
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- Just get rid of him.
- Holy shit.
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It's Bonsai Shoes!
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The man you just heard order
the hit is named Ichiro Hazaki,
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but he's better known
as "The Bonsai Master."
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Eh, Master. Shoes.
Potato, tomato. Whatever.
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He's a big deal
in the political world
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and by far the biggest donor
to Ozu's campaign.
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He's the brains
behind all this.
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Haruka hasn't gone to the police
with this recording.
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We're the only ones
who know the truth.
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I brought it to you because
we both have friends to avenge.
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And God knows
the police aren't going to help.
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If we don't stop these guys,
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my uncle will be
the next to die.
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We need your help.
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Does that mean he's in?
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Oh. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah,
that's an "I'm in" growl for sure.
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- We're good.
- Hey, psst.
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Tell 'em I'm in, too.
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Bonsai Master's compound is
in the foothills of Mount Takao.
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It's heavily guarded.
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Tonight he'll be there hosting
the official watch party
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for Ozu's campaign.
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It is a beautiful background
for a concession speech.
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Too bad he's not going
to be around to make it.
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What? Too dark?
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- Eh...
- Not for me. I love it.
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This chick
is growing on me.
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I, uh, found this beneath
what used to be my sofa.
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Figured you might need it.
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Don't worry about Akiko.
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I'll be outside the Tower all night
keeping her and the Councilor safe.
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You know, Monkey,
once this is all over,
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my uncle is going to be
the new Prime Minister.
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We'll be living
in the official residence,
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and... I'd like you
to live there, too.
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Be part of the family.
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- My family.
- Say yes.
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Just nod your head.
Your smile is terrifying.
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Okay,
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this is as close as I'm gonna be able
to take you.
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Be safe up there.
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There's a button.
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Yeah. To your left.
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Yeah. It's the red one.
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Just press it down, and the latch
should just come undone.
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The red one.
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Yeah, no, you're on it. You're...
no, you're touching it right now.
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- Push the button, man.
- Yeah, right there. No...
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- Use the...
- You're right there! Red, down, out.
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- Just push it.
- Oh boy.
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- Push the button.
- You just push it...
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The red one.
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A hundred of you jerks
could write Hamlet?
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- You're right there...
- Bullshit.
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It's a big night.
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Will you be attending
any of the election celebrations?
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I'll be attending
the only one that matters.
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- Mm. Mm. Mm.
- Oh, look at that!
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- A literal monkey suit.
- Ah, yes.
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The monkey is
a very good client.
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Wears a 24 short.
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The guy on the wall
next to the monkey,
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he looks familiar.
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American.
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I believe his name was Bruce?
Uh, Bryce?
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Bryce. Bryce.
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He's an assassin.
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Hit on me once
at a convention.
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Tried to get me into bed
talking about "rifle specs."
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Well, the monkey certainly likes him.
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He was adamant I keep
their photos together.
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When's the last time
you saw the American?
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I thought I heard he was killed
up in the mountains recently.
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Oh, I wouldn't know
anything about that.
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Then I believe we're done here.
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Thank you for the dress.
Your craftsmanship is unparalleled.
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But I'm still in the middle...
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Ah, tch-tch-tch-tch-tch.
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- Why did you just poke me?
- Oh, I didn't poke you.
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I introduced a needle
into your radial artery.
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Right now the sharp little guy
is traveling up your arm.
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He's gonna hang
a right at your shoulder
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and arrive at his final destination
any moment.
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Now.
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Oh, hey, I just realized something!
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You know how the President has
the First Dog?
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Well, that's gonna be you, man.
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You're gonna be
the official pet of Japan!
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I mean, they're probably gonna put you
on a goddamn stamp!
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Who cares about
the masks anymore.
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You're gonna have people licking
your ass...
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Huh?
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Dude, I-I don't know
what's happening,
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but it's kinda
freaking me out now.
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So, uh, let's just ignore it
and hope it goes away.
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You know, like I do
with all my problems.
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- Huh?
- This doesn't make any sense.
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It's just confusing,
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because if this was
really feudal Japan,
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there wouldn't be guys with machine guns
just walking around, you know.
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No, I mean,
all I'm saying is that
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if you're gonna throw
a theme party, commit.
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Oh shit. Look at this.
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Here's where they put
the budget.
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Might wanna grab
your katana, dude.
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It's time to get bloody.
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It shouldn't be this close.
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You assured me.
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The polls do not close
for another hour, Councilor.
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There's plenty of time.
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This is bullshit.
I trusted you.
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Go downstairs,
have a drink, and relax.
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It's going to be fine.
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The future of our country
is at stake.
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How the hell
can you be so calm?
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Because I have an insurance policy.
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Now, like I said,
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go pour yourself a drink,
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mingle with your donors,
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and start behaving like
a goddamn Prime Minister.
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Sir, sir,
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- the monkey is here.
- Oh my god.
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What are you
talking about, here?
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Like here-here?
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Get the Councilor to safety.
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- You're not coming?
- I... am capable
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of taking care of myself.
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Took you long enough.
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Hey, there's a lot of temples in Tokyo.
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But only one where
a monkey in a suit hangs out.
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I'm sorry.
You will soon meet your end.
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Oh, you make
creepy predictions too?
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Didn't see that coming.
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Shall we begin?
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Oh, this is gonna be fun.
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Jesus, you're annoying!
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You know, if you talk less
when you fight,
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you can manage your breath.
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Aah!
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Oh, here we go.
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Bye now.
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So, wise man,
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is this my end?
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It will be when you battle
the monkey and the gho...
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The what?
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- Ghost?
- No, no, no.
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- Is that what you were going to say?
- Goat.
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Monkey and the goat.
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Thanks.
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This was very... spiritual.
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Look at you go!
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Alright, he's coming in high
so aim low!
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Two and three o'clock!
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Oh sorry. Your three o'clock!
I won't do that anymore.
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Quick, over your shoulder.
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Oh my god.
I wanna throw cash at you.
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You know, I had no idea
you could enjoy working
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with a partner this much.
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Yeah, I just thought they were there
to blame stuff on.
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Ho-ho-ho.
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Oh man. Oh man.
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I guess that's it
for the chips and salsa.
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Let's go order us up
a main course.
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Hey, keep an eye out
for Lady Bullseye.
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She's gotta be lurking
around here somewhere.
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Whoa!
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You've come a long way, Monkey.
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Yeah, back to the 1600s,
by the look of it.
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So, are you here
to return the katana
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I gifted to General Kato?
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Or perhaps
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you'd like to meet
its sister!
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You don't know it,
but you hold in your hands
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the blade of a hero.
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SaigÅ Takamori was the last
of the great Samurai.
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He died fighting against
the modernization of our country.
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A transition he knew
would lead to mediocrity
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and cowardice!
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But I've made a vow
to continue his fight.
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To bring back the old ways
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and restore Japan
to its proper place of honor.
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I'm sorry, is his fighting style
to bore us to death?
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And now,
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all that stands in my way
is you.
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Go for his nuts! You know?
Just swing it around his nuts!
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You must control
your breath, Monkey.
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Tension will get you killed, Monkey.
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- Good monkey.
- Okay, okay, don't panic.
250
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Hey, this tree is pretty sweet.
251
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You know, he probably kills
everyone under it.
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Maybe if you climbed inside,
you could...
253
00:14:58,667 --> 00:14:59,667
What the...
254
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,957
Hey! Hey! Did you see that!
255
00:15:02,958 --> 00:15:05,288
Did you see what I did?
Look what I-I... I broke the tree.
256
00:15:05,542 --> 00:15:07,342
I broke the tree
with my, with my ghost hands.
257
00:15:07,833 --> 00:15:09,499
What the... aw, crap.
258
00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:10,920
I swear to God I did it.
259
00:15:12,292 --> 00:15:13,416
Ugh.
260
00:15:13,417 --> 00:15:16,287
Keep your filthy hands off of it!
261
00:15:21,542 --> 00:15:22,542
No.
262
00:15:41,917 --> 00:15:44,667
You've defeated me.
263
00:15:47,083 --> 00:15:48,883
But it doesn't matter.
264
00:15:50,708 --> 00:15:52,538
The die is cast.
265
00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:04,075
A man who toils
for his country
266
00:16:05,417 --> 00:16:07,207
will always be lit
267
00:16:07,708 --> 00:16:10,208
by the sun of Japan.
268
00:16:13,750 --> 00:16:15,330
Oh-ho-ho-oh whoa.
269
00:16:16,125 --> 00:16:17,125
Yikes.
270
00:16:17,126 --> 00:16:18,415
Someone had
a big lunch.
271
00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:39,830
This crowd is getting out of control.
272
00:16:39,854 --> 00:16:40,830
We need more backup.
273
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,082
Forget the crowd.
274
00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:44,332
What about Lady Bullseye?
She could be anywhere.
275
00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:45,383
Oy!
276
00:16:45,667 --> 00:16:48,037
You thought
you could have a party
277
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:52,575
and not invite
the Silver Samurai?
278
00:16:52,583 --> 00:16:54,543
- Who is that?
- Holster your weapon.
279
00:16:54,958 --> 00:16:56,666
That's Silver Samurai.
280
00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:58,537
He's a mutant medieval warrior
281
00:16:58,542 --> 00:17:01,212
and sworn protector
of the Prime Minister
282
00:17:01,213 --> 00:17:02,957
and a giant asshole.
283
00:17:04,667 --> 00:17:07,457
My people,
tonight I stand here
284
00:17:07,482 --> 00:17:11,712
not in service to one candidate
but all of Japan.
285
00:17:12,042 --> 00:17:14,422
Whatever the outcome
of this election,
286
00:17:14,423 --> 00:17:17,327
there will be peace
in the streets.
287
00:17:17,875 --> 00:17:21,325
So says
the Silver Samurai!
288
00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:22,963
What the hell is that?
289
00:17:24,542 --> 00:17:29,962
I am Yuki!
The undead ghost assassin.
290
00:17:31,042 --> 00:17:35,832
I will restore peace to Tokyo!
291
00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:37,333
Yuki.
292
00:17:40,625 --> 00:17:42,075
Wow. This is just great.
293
00:17:42,083 --> 00:17:44,043
This is a...
a total shit-show.
294
00:17:44,044 --> 00:17:45,832
Ha! Yeah.
295
00:17:55,958 --> 00:17:56,958
Akiko.
296
00:17:57,875 --> 00:17:58,915
It's time.
297
00:18:00,875 --> 00:18:04,205
We've just gotten word that
the final election results are in.
298
00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:10,003
I'm proud to announce
299
00:18:11,708 --> 00:18:14,078
the new Prime Minister
of Japan
300
00:18:15,292 --> 00:18:17,166
is Shinji Yokohama.
301
00:18:19,958 --> 00:18:20,628
Yes!
302
00:18:20,629 --> 00:18:22,245
Whoo!
303
00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:24,830
Oh my god! Uncle! Yes!
304
00:18:24,833 --> 00:18:27,327
- You deserve this!
- We deserve this.
305
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:29,211
I couldn't have done it
without you.
306
00:18:29,212 --> 00:18:32,038
Oh, I wrote something
for your acceptance speech.
307
00:18:32,042 --> 00:18:32,922
It's awesome.
308
00:18:32,923 --> 00:18:35,874
No offense, but I wrote my own.
309
00:18:35,875 --> 00:18:38,124
Oh, so you're firing me again?
310
00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:41,285
No, Akiko.
You're my new chief of staff.
311
00:18:41,625 --> 00:18:43,792
- Uncle...
- Don't.
312
00:18:43,793 --> 00:18:46,791
If you cry,
you're gonna make me cry.
313
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,707
Prime Minister!
314
00:18:48,708 --> 00:18:50,208
Come on,
let's get you a drink!
315
00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:20,670
Oh, sweetie,
316
00:19:21,417 --> 00:19:23,788
- let me help you with that.
- Oh, uh...
317
00:19:24,292 --> 00:19:29,415
- Uh... um, I'm good, but thank you.
- I insist.
318
00:19:29,417 --> 00:19:30,877
Oh. Just gonna do it.
319
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:34,785
Um... I guess my hands are
kinda shaky right now.
320
00:19:34,792 --> 00:19:38,167
I know!
What an exciting night!
321
00:19:39,083 --> 00:19:43,378
- Yikes. What happened here?
- It's a long story.
322
00:19:45,333 --> 00:19:47,374
It's still
a little tender.
323
00:19:47,375 --> 00:19:48,455
Aw.
324
00:19:49,417 --> 00:19:52,707
I'll be very... gentle.
325
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:03,793
I mean, I snapped that branch,
you know. I-I... But how?
326
00:20:04,167 --> 00:20:07,007
Look, this is all a sign that
something big's about to happen, you know.
327
00:20:07,012 --> 00:20:09,511
The barriers between the worlds,
they're breaking, you know.
328
00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:12,832
Like my, my presence here is,
it's starting to fray. I can feel it.
329
00:20:28,708 --> 00:20:29,708
Oh God.
330
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:31,500
You?
331
00:20:31,917 --> 00:20:33,747
I just lost
the election!
332
00:20:33,750 --> 00:20:35,420
Isn't that enough?
333
00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:39,003
So now you're going to kill me,
334
00:20:39,833 --> 00:20:41,332
just like you killed Takahara.
335
00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:46,957
Me?
Why would I have done it?
336
00:20:46,958 --> 00:20:49,748
I was ten points up
in the polls against Ken!
337
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:53,710
Suddenly he's murdered,
and I'm running against a martyr!
338
00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:55,670
Who could compete
with that?
339
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,130
Think about it!
340
00:20:57,667 --> 00:20:58,997
Who had
the most to gain?
341
00:21:02,958 --> 00:21:05,127
Hey, look, as much
as I hate this scumbag,
342
00:21:05,128 --> 00:21:06,205
he's making a good point.
343
00:21:06,708 --> 00:21:09,788
'Cause all Ken's death did
was open the door for, um...
344
00:21:10,917 --> 00:21:12,037
Oh my god.
345
00:21:13,961 --> 00:21:16,128
Thank you! Thank you!
346
00:21:16,625 --> 00:21:19,874
A great friend of mine
once said,
347
00:21:19,875 --> 00:21:22,495
"He who toils
for his country
348
00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:24,624
"will always be lit
349
00:21:24,625 --> 00:21:26,745
by the sun of Japan."
350
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,250
Oh shit.
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