All language subtitles for Indebted 0109 x264

[ Shower running ]

Rebecca: Can we talk
about your mom?

Aren't we always talking
about my mom?

I just can't deal
with the way she says things.

Oh, no.

Did she pronounce quinoa
"keenya" again?

No, I'm talking about
how in the bath,

she told Hazel to
wash her flower.

I told her kids today
are supposed to use

the proper word
for their hoo hoo.

I really don't want to
talk about my mom

or my daughter's flower.

[ Shower shuts off ]
My robe?

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Are you looking
at your gums again?

No.

Yes.

They're receding!
I'm telling you!

Do they make Propecia
for gums?

Okay, what is your deal
with that?

I just feel bad
when I see the gums

on the men
in the magazines.

Okay, can we focus
on my weird body things?

Can you check out this mole
on the back of my leg?

I want to make sure
it hasn't changed.

Okay, you've really got to
make up

with your dermatologist
already.

It's enough.

Okay, you got to really
get in there.

Hey, maybe kneel.

I'll try, but I hurt my knee
putting on my seatbelt.

Look.

[ Grunts ]
Do you see it?

I don't see anything, babe.

[ Knock on door ]
Lower.

Hey, guys!
Oh, my God!

Stew: Oh! Oh, boy!

So ‐‐ So sorry.
No. Continue.
Yeah, we ‐‐

No! No!

No, you don't have to explain.
We're gonna go.

Yeah, we'll ask you
about the keenya later.

[ Door closes ]
No!

♪♪♪

I just got rear‐ended.

What?

Oh, wait, no,
that was you last night.

Up top!

How do you know
about that already?

We're on a text chain.

You have a separate text chain
with Mom and Dad

that I'm not on?

Not everything
is about you.

Except this text chain.

It's literally
just about you.

And it's mostly bad.

I don't love it.

But you do "like" every photo.

Well, I don't want
to be left out.

Alright, ready, Dad?

Where are you two going?
To the storage unit.

I'm gonna see if any of
the stuff from the old house

would work in my apartment.
Mm.

Don't take any of
the Swarovski crystal.

I really want to keep that
as a set.

Trust me, I won't touch it.

Why not?
It's very high‐end.

Stew, make sure
she takes the crystal.

Mm‐hmm.
Love you.

Okay, I'm off.
Come on, let's go.

Davey,
I'm very proud of you.

A lot of men won't do that,

but you and I
are not a lot of men.

We really got to clear
this up right now.

Yeah.

Last night, what you saw

was just Dave
checking a mole for me.

Kids, you don't have to
make up silly excuses.

I mean, you're two adults
in your own home.

And you're gorgeous people.

Of course you're gonna want
to pleasure each other's bodies.

Can I leave?

The planet?

Love‐making is
the ultimate pleasure.

And I'm sorry
that I interrupted you.

You guys deserve to have
pleasure all night long.

Mom, nothing sexy
was going on.

I was simply checking
her mole.

Yeah, and if we were
doing that,

we would lock the door.

Trust me.
Uh‐huh.

Well, last Monday,
I wanted to tell David

that Susie Polack's daughter
was awaiting her IVF results.

The door wasn't locked.

And then Wednesday,
I came in to say

Susie Polack's daughter
is still not pregnant,

and the door wasn't locked.

And then yesterday, I came in
to say the new egg harvest

looks promising,

and the door wasn't locked!

Mom, we don't know
who Susie Polack is!

The point is your door
is never locked.

Oh, my God!

Are you not
pleasuring each other?!

Of ‐‐ Of course w‐we've had sex
recently, right?

Yeah.
I think so.

There was the day
after I got a gel manicure.

Why are we talking
about this?!

Oh, no!

Pleasure is a very important
part of marriage.

You have to really stay on top
of this and not get behind!

Unless, of course,
that's what you're into.

[ Stomps foot ]
Mom! Mom!

No! No! No!

♪♪♪

So, now that you walked in
on Dave and Rebecca,

you gonna get
all weird with them?

Ohh, pfft. Of course not.
It's natural.

So, when you walked in
on me as a teenager

with my girlfriend,
it wasn't natural.

Hmm. I see.

What are you talking about?
I‐I never walked in on you.

Jenny Finks?

The summer
after my senior year?

The "Rent" soundtrack
was playing?

Ohh, I love that show,

and that song
where they talk

about not paying this year's
rent and last year's rent.

Two years' rent!

Incredible chutzpah!

You remember detailed lyrics
from a '90s musical,

but not the most formative
moment of my teenage life?

Ouch to your
bat mitzvah party.

Hmm.

Dad, it was formative
because of how you responded.

You were so upset
seeing me with a girl.

I mean, that's the reason
I didn't come out

until after college.

I was scarred
by the whole experience.

That was the worst
Tuesday of my life.

Oh, come on. You remember
the day of the week?

How could I forget?

You ran out yelling,
"My eyes! My eyes!

Taco Tuesday is
cancelled forever!"

And you never made
your carnitas again.

Mm.

Maybe because there's been

a big misunderstanding.
[ Sighs ]

I mean [Scoffs] I marched
in the Pride Parade.

I wore a‐a mesh tank top,
for God's sakes.

But that was
after I came out.

You walked in on me
15 years ago.

Maybe you were more
closed‐minded then.

The only time I've been
closed‐minded

is about chocolate hummus.

Hummus should be between tahini
and a chickpea.

In order to forgive you,

I'm gonna need you
to acknowledge

that you used to be a bigot.

I've never been a bigot!

I've loved the gays since
before it was the thing.

Hmm.
Oh, I used to play

that k. d. lang album
all the time!

I loved it!

Well, I liked it.

I liked that one song.

♪♪♪

You know,
I have been thinking

about what your mom said
about our sex life.

Really? Because I've been trying
not to think about it at all.

The thing is people's sex drives
ebb and flow.

It's natural.
Oh, yeah.

Babe, it's nothing
to be ashamed of.

I know how tired you get.

Wait. [ Chuckles ]

Are ‐‐ Are you saying
my sex drive has ebbed?

No, that's what ‐‐
that's what you were saying.

And again, I think
it's incredibly brave.

[ Chuckles ]
No, you're the one being brave.

What?
You think mine has ebbed?

That's simply not true.

I mean, I'm always trying
to get with you, girl.

Okay, well, sorry if I'm not
interested at 2:00 a. m.

after we just finished a
horrifying "Unsolved Mystery."

And you never want to do it
when I initiate.

I'm always trying to
flow with you.

What about after
Dana and Kristoff's wedding,

when they shared
those emotional vows?

I was all riled up!

Yeah, well, I wasn't.

Their vows were about how they
wished their parents were there.

All of their parents
are dead.

So I was thinking
about four dead parents!

I just ‐‐ I ‐‐ What are we
even fighting about?

I can't believe you think our
terrible sex life is my fault.

I can't believe you think
our sex life is terrible.

I mean [Sighs]
it's pretty ebbed up.

Are you happy
with getting laid quarterly?

I mean, no, not when you put it
in financial terms, no.

But I am not the ebber!

And neither am I!

Well...
[ Sighs ]

[ Grunts ]

Well, why are you in bed?

I thought we were going
to the gym.

Because I had chicken parm
for lunch

and it's repeating on me
and I don't like confrontation,

so this seems like the best
way to handle it!

♪♪♪

Oh. So, how was last night?

Did you moisten your dry spell
and have a little pleasure?

It's none
of your business.

None of my business?

That means no.

What is the problem here?

Is it because Rebecca
wears a natural deodorant

that doesn't really work
that well?

Or you neglect your manicure?

Or you use clinical terms
for your privates?

[ Clicks tongue ]

Why do you assume
I'm the problem?

I see.

Is it because Dave
is a real Mr. Mom

and does absolutely
everything around the house

and you find that
unattractive?

Yeah, that's definitely
not the problem.

Oh, I see the problem.

Marital tension.

There is no tension
in our marriage.

If there's any tension here,
it's you.

Oh, my God!

That's it! [ Slaps counter ]
It's you!

We're ebbing because of you!

You know, Susie Polack
had ebbed feet,

and she could only wear
gladiator sandals.

But what a little swimmer.

What?!

Wha‐‐
Who are you talking to?!

I‐I‐I can't believe
we blamed each other.

Before your parents moved in
here, this was a flow factory!

Yeah, we couldn't keep
our hands off each other.
Yeah.

Excuse moi?

I am not responsible
for your lack of pleasure.

But sharing a wall
with your family

is not exactly
the sexiest way to live.

Well,
maybe you have a point.

I mean,
since we moved in,

Stew has only
watered my flower

maybe four,
five times a week.

Wait, wait.

A week?!

Real flowers don't need
that much water.

♪♪♪

Ohh!

You know my mom's a liar,
right?

No one can have sex
five times in a week.

It can't be done.
I mean, who would do that?

I mean, us,
when we first started dating.

We had sex
at that karaoke bar.

Well, I'm sorry.

Don't select "Sexual Healing"
if you don't want to be cured.

Okay, so, we're not having
that much sex lately,

but, I mean,
we can change that.

You know what was fun?

Back in the day,
when we used to send each other

those flirty
text messages.

Oh, yeah.

You on your T‐Mobile Sidekick
and me on my RAZR phone.

Oh, what a sexy time
to be alive.

Yeah.
And we could get back there.

Yeah?
You know?

Tomorrow, you and me ‐‐
we're sexting all day.

That's how we're gonna
get our flow back.

Ooh.
Marathon sext session.

That's right.

You better be careful,

'cause we're almost
over our data limit,

and it's only
the 15th of the month.

[ Chuckles ] Ooh.

Hey, you save that
sexy talk for the phone.

We're in our kid's room.
We're in our kid's room.

We are in our kid's room.
We are in our son's bedroom.

♪♪♪

[ Cellphone chimes ]

Well, hello, Rebecca's boobs.

And part of a car seat.

"What you got?"

I'll show you what I got.
[ Chuckles ]

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

Oof!

Not a lot of curb appeal
on that bad boy.

Maybe I have to go
undercarriage?

Debbie:
Beauty, are you alright?

What are you doing?

Squats.

Oh, thank God.

I heard camera shutters,

and I thought there must be
a pervert in there

taking pictures of you.

But truthfully,
who could blame him?

[ Exhales sharply ]

Why are you at my bathroom door
in the first place?

Oh, I have something very
important to talk to you about.

Okay, well, if it's about my
sex life, please, mom, no more.

No, no, it's far more serious
than that.

Susie Polack's daughter
is pregnant!

Well, congratulations
to this stranger.

Well, I would like to send
a deli platter,

you know,
to wish them mazel.

So I thought maybe
you would want to

come down
and sign the card.

As much as the Polack family,
who I've never met,

would love to hear from me,

I actually am
a little busy right now.

Doing what?
Squats in the bathroom?

If you must know, I was trying
to take a picture of myself

to send to Rebecca.

Oh, okay!
I can take it.

Selfie!

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

[ Knock on door ]

Ah. [ Chuckles ]
Joanna: [ Clears throat ]

Ah!
Dad!

Hey. Mwah.

Look who I randomly
ran into

after sending
12 Facebook messages.
[ Chuckles ]

The universe works
in mysterious ways.

Ah, well, it's you!

[ Chuckling ] Hey!
Who's this?

I'm Jenny.
That's right.

The Jenny.
The one you have no memory of.

That's okay.
I get that a lot.

So, um, are we going out
to dinner, then,

or do you want to stay ‐‐
So, Jenny and I

were talking
on the drive,

and guess
what she remembers.

"My eyes!
My eyes!"

Oh, really?
Yeah.

You feel like apologizing to
Jenny for scarring her for life?

Oh, I mean,
it was definitely weird,

but I wouldn't say
it scarred me.

Look, I can't remember
any of this,

but I'm mortified to think

that I might have made you
feel unwelcome in my home.

And I would love
to make it right.

It's really fine.

Joanna, I would love to go out
to dinner maybe now ‐‐

I can make carnitas!

I think maybe
I'd rather go out

to that place
that we were talking about ‐‐

Yeah, that's the least
you could do, dad.
Mm.

Uh, Jenny, apparently, I didn't
make you tacos back then,

but I can make 'em now.

[ Chuckles ]

Uh, hey, uh, so, they're gonna
charge my credit card a penalty

if we don't show up
to that reservation.

So, Jenny, our date
is kind of about me

resolving an issue
with my dad.

Aren't they all?

♪♪♪

[ Knife chopping ]

Oh, be careful, honey.

I was cutting jolly‐peenies
over there.

Jalapeños?

Yeah. What did I say?
[ Chuckles ]

I'm whipping up tacos
to prove I'm not homophobic.

Oh, no, can straight people
not eat tacos?

I didn't see
the news today.

I do like tacos, however,
I want to be an ally.

[ Cellphone chimes ]

Oh, Rebecca wants you
up in the bedroom!

Yeah!
Way to go, Davey!

Put him in, boys!
He's ready to play!

[ Laughter ]

Ugh. Quick update from
downstairs.

It's Taco Tuesday
for some reason.

Joanna brought
a first date.

My mom is chopping jalapeños

and pronouncing them
"jolly‐peenies."

What's wrong?
Nothing.

Just our sex life
is over forever.

What?
What are you talking about?

No, it's not.
That's crazy.

Babe, I sent you
a picture of my boob,

and you replied with a photo
of you and your mom.

Tough to defend.

I sat in my minivan in the
preschool parking lot topless.

For nothing!

Did my boobs in the minivan
make you ebb?

No, absolutely not.

I loved your boobs
in the minivan.

I love your boobs anywhere,

but I especially love them
in the minivan.

[ Sniffles ]

I was gonna send you
a picture back,

but I got distracted
by a story

about Susie Polack's daughter
or something.
Ugh.

Who is this woman, and why
is she ruining our life?!

I have no idea,
yet for some reason,

I just went halfsies
on a deli platter for her.

[ Sighs ] Deb sent
a pregnant woman cold cuts,

and we're ebbing!

No, no,
we are not ebbing.

We're gonna fix this.

I am gonna send you a picture
that will make you flow

like you've never flowed
before.

Yeah?
Yeah.

This pic's gonna be so hot

it's gonna be like
the molten‐hot lava of Pompeii.

Oh.

That city was destroyed.

You bet it was.

Oh.
Okay.

♪♪♪

Taco Tuesday's back.

Girls?

Girls?

Who wants to taste
something delicious?

I ‐‐ Whoa!

So sorry!
Joanna: Dad! Get out!

♪♪♪

Stew: Before we start,

I just want to say
a few words

to Joanna and her guest.
Mm‐kay?

So, I want you to know that
while I'm sorry I interrupted,

I'm not sorry I witnessed
the beautiful sharing of love

between you, a gorgeous,
sensual, same‐sex couple,

and I hope this makes us,
like the Indigo Girls' song,

"Closer to Fine."

Okay, sure.

You're an
Indigo Girls fan now.

He always was.

We even went
to their concert.

Wore a mesh tank top.

It was mine.

You, uh, might want
to check your phone.

There may be a little sepia‐tone
surprise for you.

I didn't get anything.

Hmm?
Really?

Well, it is the type of file
that takes a long time to load.

[ Chuckles ]

[ Cellphones chime ]

[ Cellphone slams ]

Hey, Dave, why'd you send me an
old‐timey picture of your junk?

What was that?

I don't think that's, uh,

possible that
that is what happened.

Oh, well, actually,
it's very possible.

You know, next time,
you should consider

using
the Valencia filter.

You know what will fix this?

If everyone just gives me
their phones,

I'll throw them
in the microwave,

and then we can never think
about this ever again, okay?!

[ Cellphone chimes ]

"Debbie 'liked' your photo."

I like everything
on the chain.

If you will all excuse me,

I will never be back.

♪♪♪

[ Door opens ]

So, the good news is that
I took the photo

off of all
of your family's phones.

But the bad news is I couldn't
take it out of their brains.

Yeah, guess it hasn't been
the sexiest day, huh?

Look, I think your mom
just got in our heads.

And in your picture.

But we are in an ebb.

What if we've lost our flow?

We've ebbed before
and got our flow back.

We'll be flowing
before you know it.

You think?

Yeah.

And we'll ebb again, too.

Yeah.

You know what I like
about us?
Hmm?

We ebb and we flow
at the same time.

You know what I like
about us?
Hmm?

How smokin' hot we are.

You think I'm smokin' hot?

[ Chuckles softly ]

I just shame‐ate a bunch
of Mexican food in our bed.

[ Chuckles ]

I'm like 75% carnitas juice,
and I have taco body.

Doesn't matter.
I'm 100% into it.

Shut up.

Yeah, you shut up.
[ Plate thuds ]

You shut up.
[ Chuckles ]

I should clean up
the taco ‐‐ Ooh.
No, get over here.

So, Taco Tuesday's back!
Ha.

So, now do you forgive me

for that horrible thing
I never did?

Look, you did do it,

but the truth is,
a lot of my friends

do not have parents
as accepting as you are.

I guess I just want to say
I feel lucky you're my dad.

[ Chuckles softly ]

Oh, my God,
are you crying?
I'm ‐‐

Sweetheart, alright.
[ Clears throat ]

[ Voice breaking ]
I want to say that
I hope you know

that I have always
loved you

exactly ‐‐ Aah.

Ohh!
Dad?

Ohh! Ohh!

Ohh! My eyes!
[ Inhales sharply ]

My eyes! Aah!

Stew, did you get
jolly‐peenies in your eye?!

Oh! Taco Tuesday
is cancelled forever!

Oh!

Ohh!

Oh, sweetie, you got to be

very careful with that stuff.
[ Groans ]

It can really burn
delicate tissue.
[ Groans ]

[ Screaming ]

My flower is on fire!

♪♪♪

Chickpeas and chocolate.

What a beautiful marriage.

Mm, speaking of marriage ‐‐
Hold that thought.

Dad?

Dad?
What's the holdup?

We're gonna be late
to the concert.

Mm!
You look great!

You look like
a creepy crossing guard.

Come on, let's go.

The Indigo Girls wait
for no man.

For obvious reasons.
Oh!

Ooh, I'm so excited.

I know every word
to "Rites of Passage."

Oh, well, that's great.

You can listen to it while
you're watching Joanna's dogs.

He only got
two tickets, so...

Oh! That's fine.

You know, this seems like
a good time

to get over my crippling fear
of dogs.

It's like, "A German shepherd
bit your face five years ago.

Get over it!"

I don't remember her
being this needy.

I don't remember her
at all.

♪♪♪