All language subtitles for Christmas.With.The.Kranks.2004.1080p.WEBRip.x264.AAC5.1-[YTS.MX].ENGb

Oh, Mom, I can't wait to be home.
Pretty neat surprise?

I am speechless!

And your father is probably overwhelmed.

Great. I love you, Mommy.

I love you too, honey. Safe flight.
Okay, I'll see you here.

-She should've called sooner.
-But she didn't.

Why did you tell her
we're having that party?

Because we are.

I need my vest.

I don't know who's coming to the party
or what they're gonna eat...

but we're having a party.

What about our trip?

Don't even start with me.
This was all your stupid idea.

Stupid idea?
Five minutes ago, I was a genius.

-Now you're an idiot.
-How does one call change so much?

Don't dwell on the past, Island Boy,
we're having a party.

Cheese, wine and Blairey's favorite:
hickory honey ham.

-Who's coming to this party?
-I haven't gotten that far yet.

-You're in charge of the tree.
-We don't have one.

Get one and put it up.

Then you will get your little brown butt
down to the basement and put up Frosty.

-No!
-Yes!

We are going to perform
a little Christmas miracle.

If we pull it off,
Blairey is never gonna know...

about your stupid, ridiculous,
childish scheme...

of skipping Christmas.

I'm sorry about this little ugly bush.

-Merry Christmas.
-It is, isn't it?

-Duke Scanlon.
-Hi, Duke.

The same guy who brought you...

that beautiful Canadian blue spruce
a few weeks back.

Okay, great! Merry Christmas to you.
I need another blue spruce just like that.

I really need a tree right now.
What do you got left?

Just one.

You know what? I like it. I'll take that one.

-Really?
-Yeah. How much is it?

-$75.
-It says $15 right there.

-Yeah. Supply and demand.
-That's kind of a rip-off, isn't it?

The Scouts could sure use
your $75 donation for their camporee.

What do you guys say I give you $25?

$75. Take it or leave it.

Yours?

-Hey, Wes.
-Hey, Luther. Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas to you, too, man.
I'm in a little bit of a bind.

I got to be at my in-laws' by 5:00.
I should've left two hours ago.

Let me give you a hand.
This won't take long.

Listen to me. My plans have changed.

I got a call from Blair.
She's coming home tonight.

-What about the cruise?
-I don't know.

-I can't find a Christmas tree, though.
-So?

Can I borrow yours?

-Wes, we got to go.
-Be right there, T.

-You want my tree?
-Yeah.

I can get it back in your house
before you return.

-That's ridiculous.
-But I don't have a choice.

Everyone else needs their tree
tonight and tomorrow.

-You're serious, aren't you?
-Dead serious.

-Trish wouldn't like it.
-Trish doesn't have to know.

-Hey, Trish!
-Hi, Luther.

-Honey, we got to go.
-He's just saying Merry Christmas.

Please.

You break one ornament, we're both dead.

I will leave it just like I found it.
I appreciate this, I really do.

-This is funny, you know?
-Why am I not laughing?

Free Frosty! Free Frosty!

-Got to go.
-Thanks.

Guys! Fellas.

Guys, I'm sitting right over here.

-Scatter!
-Go!

-Wait.
-Run!

Wait, come here.

I just want to talk to you, Spike.

-Let me go!
-Bad little elf.

-Stop squirming around.
-Get off!

-Come on.
-Don't hit me.

It was a joke.
The Frosty sign, the phone calls.

I know. I'm not gonna hurt you,
I'm not gonna hit you.

But you do owe me.

-All I got is $20.
-I don't want your money.

I need a little help.

That is one huge tree.
It reminds me of this tree my dad got once--

That's interesting. Here's the plan.
Put the real delicate ones on the sofa.

-Is this against the law?
-Of course not. Just don't break anything.

Spike!

-Nothing valuable.
-What's it say on there?

"Baby's first Christmas."

Perfect!

-Hello?
-Hey, Walt. Ned here.

-Merry Christmas, Ned.
-Merry Christmas, Walt.

Say, I'm watching the Trogdons' house.

It appears as if Krank has lost his mind.

-How's that?
-He's stealing their Christmas tree.

Hello. Excuse me, I am looking for a ham.
A hickory honey ham.

If there are any left, they'll be back there.

Thank you very much. Merry Christmas.
Excuse me.

Happy holidays.

-Are you sure this isn't illegal?
-Are you a cop? Come on.

-Can I buy your ham?
-Pardon?

Your ham, it's the last one.

And my daughter, Blair, is coming home
all the way from Peru...

and hickory honey hams
are her absolute favorite.

-And I'd like to buy it from you.
-No, it's not for sale.

But she's in the Peace Corps.

And I'd be willing to pay anything
above sticker price.

No, we're not interested.

You know, it's never too early
to start thinking about putting away...

a little something
for your child's college education.

You got it?

Come around here.
I want you to steer, I'll hold the back.

Ready? Come around the back.

Spike!

-Hello, Mr. Krank.
-Hey, fellas.

Where you going with that tree?

Spike and I are just taking it to my house.

Spike?

Yeah, the kid. Spike.

Did he just run that way? No? That's weird.

-Is this an imaginary friend?
-No.

Merry Christmas!

Stop!

Should've bought a calendar.

Gonna need it where you're going.

What do you want?

It's me, Spike Frohmeyer.
You know, Vic's kid.

Yeah.

If he says Trogdon loaned him the tree,
then he's telling the truth.

Here's the key. It's not a burglary.

Key.

Scram, Krank.

Thanks, Spike. I was kind of scared in there.

You'll be all right.
Try to relax, will you, Luther?

Get the tree.

-What happened?
-Unload the car.

-What's wrong?
-Nobody's coming.

I've called everybody we know,
they're all busy.

-We'll have to invite the neighbors.
-Over my dead body.

-How's the tree?
-Well....

It's a disaster.

Take it or leave it.

Blue icicles and a Chicago Bear ornament?
Popcorn. Those aren't mine.

-Smoked trout.
-Better than frozen pizza.

What happened to the hickory honey ham?

Never say "hickory honey ham" again.

Hello. Blair! Hi, honey!

I'd like to talk to her
to send her back to Peru.

You're in Atlanta? Wow.

We're just busy cooking away here,
getting ready for the party.

Of course I'm making caramel cream pie,
your favorite.

We'll be there at 8:00 to pick you up.

I can't wait to see you, too. I love you. Bye.

It's 4:30. I need two pounds of caramel
and a jar of marshmallow cream.

The liquor store closes at 5:00
and they're holding a case of Pinot Noir.

A case of wine for the four of us?

Shut up. How long will it take you
to put up Frosty?

-Three days.
-Great!

When you finish, call all the neighbors
and invite them to the party.

What party?

Merry Christmas, Nora.

Merry Christmas to you, too.

Why are you out running around?

Just picking up last-minute stuff. You?

Picking up some stuff. Few things.

Big party tomorrow?

Actually, it's tonight. My daughter's
coming back from South America.

We're just throwing a little party.
She's bringing her new boyfriend.

Blair.

Yes.

Would you like to come?

You mean that?

Absolutely. I mean, it's just drop-in.

What time?

8:30.

-You're on Hemlock?
-Yes, 1482.

Thank you. Yes, thank you.

Who are you?

Not a clue.

You get heavier every year.

Up here!

Come on.

There we go.

I see Frosty.

Kids! Guys!
Mr. Krank is putting up his Frosty.

Let's go.

Come on. Straighten up there. Near perfect.

-Good evening, Luther!
-Hey!

You need some help, buddy?

No.

Luther, hold on.

Watch your balance!

Easy! Careful!

Careful, Luther!

Back. We got to go back that way.

Look out!

You okay?

Swell, Vic. Thanks. How about you?

I called 911. They're on the way.

-Thanks, Walt.
-Bev made me.

-It was up on the roof just a minute ago.
-Is he all right?

Poor Frosty.

Yeah, "poor Frosty" my eye.

He's okay!

You should just let me drop. Let me fall.

He's all right.

What on earth are you doing? Are you okay?

Actually, it was a suicide attempt.

Apparently, I misread the instructions.
Put my leg to sleep, though.

He was up there by himself,
trying to put up your Frosty.

-Sweetie, here they come.
-Here come the pros. Guys.

Just hold on. I guess you can't, can you?

Hurry up!

Back off, I'll be all right.
Move away. Let these guys handle it.

Thanks. Just a little problem with the rope.
If you could just untie it.

Get a ladder, that would be helpful.
But I don't know....

What are you gonna do
with those clippers, guys?

Got him?

You okay?

Dudes, over here.

Slow down. That's good. Over here, man.

Folks, move back.

What's going on here?

Luther here was up on the roof putting up
Frosty and then they both fell off.

Coming through.

I thought you were skipping Christmas
this year, Mr. Krank.

What about that? What's going on there?

Blair's coming home for Christmas.

And she's bringing her boyfriend.

-And she expects to see a Christmas tree?
-Yeah.

-And a Frosty?
-Of course.

And what about
the annual Kranks' Christmas Eve party?

That, too.

-When does she get in?
-Plane arrives about 8:00.

All right, people, listen up. Gather around.

We're about to have a party here
at the Kranks'.

A Christmas homecoming for Blair.

Great idea, Vic.

Drop what you're doing and pitch in.
Nora, do you have a turkey?

Smoked trout.

Smoked trout?

Anybody got a turkey?

-We have two, both in the oven.
-Beautiful. Get them.

Ned, go to Brixley's. Get his Frosty.
Get some lights, too.

We'll put them along Luther's boxwoods.

-Hold on. Why should we do this for him?
-Yeah. He's a jerk.

Regardless of how you feel about him--
A lot of you have mixed feelings about him.

But we're a community.
The people in a community stick together.

Even if one of them has been behaving,
for most of the holiday season...

like a spoiled, selfish little baby.

We're not doing this for him.
We're doing this for Blair.

Blair, who used to baby-sit all your kids.

Blair, who comes home every summer
and makes us all feel like family.

That's right.

Why should the daughter pay
for the sins of the father?

Now, if we even have a hope of pulling
this off, you got to scatter.

Grab a change of clothes and all the food
you can, and get over here in half an hour.

-Let's go.
-Randy, Mike, let's go.

-Thank you!
-You're welcome, Nora.

Guys, better go to the airport.

-Why's that?
-Blair needs a ride home.

I don't know if we could do that.

Shall I call the chief?

We could do that.

Got a hold of Frosty there?

Easy. Up he goes.

There you go.

Finally.

There's nothing like a white Christmas.

Merry Christmas!

Hi, everybody!

-Hey, boss!
-Hey, guys. Come on in.

Aubie. Thank you.

What are these?

Honey.

These illegal?

Here. I have that one piece you need.

I think that should go over there.

Honey, look. Look. Mistletoe.

Hello?

-Hey, Blair.
-Blair?

-You're 55 minutes early.
-What?

That's a heck of a tail wind. Yeah.
That's great.

We're waiting right here.
Can't wait to see you.

Love you, honey.

That was your mom. We both love you.
Bye-bye.

-What are we gonna do? We'll never make it.
-No, I got an idea. Hold it.

Go!

Go, Spike!

Anything else that's in a box,
just put it down in the cellar.

You know what? It looks good.

-See them?
-I don't see my parents anywhere.

Honey.

Is that us?

Hi, I'm Blair. This is Enrique.

A police escort? I'm impressed.

I guess my dad was really generous
with his donation this year.

Yeah. You have no idea.

Thirty-seven minutes, my friends.

Welcome to the United States.
Hand me those bags.

Officer Frohmeyer here. Do you read me?

How many times I got to tell you, stay off--

This is serious. Can you talk?

-Yeah, go.
-We need to stall.

-Stall?
-We're ready.

We're not ready.

Okay. Stall.

I'll get it, thanks.

-Merry Christmas, Luther. Here's a ham.
-Can I help you?

I'm sorry. I'm a little bit early.
It's cold out there.

-Why don't you go in? Enjoy yourself.
-I'm so happy to be here.

Father Zabriskie,
it's so nice to see you again.

Thank you.

-I don't know who he is.
-He brings ham.

Why are you driving so slow?

Icy roads.

Want to celebrate Christmas
under a mistletoe or in a body bag?

-Can I help you with that?
-Thank you.

-Good.
-Here we go.

Honey, I talked to everyone.
No one knows that guy.

He knows them.

What is.... How do.... What?

Thanks, Father.

-Robbie, check that bottom string.
-Yes, sir.

That's good enough.
We don't have much time.

Randy, plug it in.

Sweet.

It's just the lights.

-I'll go check the breaker.
-I'd better go help Luther.

Do you know anybody at ComEd?

Officer Frohmeyer here. Do you read me?
Hurry, I'm running on batteries.

-What's up, Spike, sir?
-We need more time.

-Roger.
-What was that? Talking about time.

He said crime.

Possible domestic disturbance.
We'd better check it out.

What are you talking about?

We'll put those down here on the table,
I think, just as the entrée.

Aubie, put the cookies over there
on the edge of the table.

-There was a box with some balls in it--
-You took the big box downstairs.

Finally!

Wonderful!

-It looks wonderful, everybody.
-Place looks great.

She's gonna be here any minute!

Honey, I need to do something
about your tan, and we need to change.

Will you please tell me
what the hell is going on here?

We got to stall.

Just for a few minutes
until they get the party started.

Okay.

See, it's fine. Just checkup.

Let's walk over to this door
like we're investigating something.

I'll put my hand on my gun,
make it look official.

Yeah, you do that, Mr. Terminator.

I look like my mother.

And she's been dead, what, 15 years?

That's enough time. Let's go back to the car.

Okay.

What was that? Looks like a break-in.

-No way.
-Yes way.

I don't need this. Not now.

Break-in rate is very high on Christmas Eve.

I know that, but we got a party to go to.

So, what do you want to do, ignore it?

We can't do that.

-There he is.
-Police!

Eat this!

Go get him. Go on, get going.

Get up! Come on, he's getting away.
Hurry up!

What are you doing lying there?
He's getting away.

All right, don't move.
Stay right where you are.

Police.

-Get him!
-Police.

All right! We got him.

Honey, this is gonna be
Enrique's first Christmas in America.

I hope we make a good impression.

Nora, are you sure about this?

-I look like a Mafia lieutenant.
-The black makes your skin look lighter.

And Blair is never to know about the cruise.
Do you understand?

I heard you the first 60 times.

Frohmeyer One to Frohmeyer Two.

-The Eagle has landed.
-Roger.

Ned! They're here!

-I'm not finished.
-Hide!

Guys, Blair's here!

I see her!

-They're here!
-What if we don't like him?

We raised a smart girl.

Welcome home!

They're getting out of the car!

She's home! Everybody, she's here!

Good to see you.

-Who's this?
-Enrique, my boyfriend.

-Vic Frohmeyer. Pleased to meet you.
-Pleased to meet you, sir.

This is so exciting. Hi, guys.

Your parents are dying to see you.
Didn't Luther do a great job on the house?

Honey, they're here!

-I can't believe I'm home.
-We can't believe you're home, either.

Dad.

-Luther Krank. This is Nora, my wife.
-Hi, I'm Enrique DeCardenal.

Come here, you!

-Merry Christmas.
-Merry Christmas to you.

-You guys look great.
-We've been watching what we eat.

-And you've been in the sun.
-No, we have not.

No. I wear black to make me look lighter.

The party! Look, there's the party!
Come on, it's the party!

Everybody, look! Party!

Nice to see you.

I'll take the light one, you take the rest.

Hey, Aubie, how are you?

Kid.

Come here.

I'm freezing to death.

I'm starving out here.
I haven't eaten in seven days.

-Seven days?
-Yeah.

Any scraps I get, I give to the kids.

-What kids?
-My kids.

I got four: Annie, Billy, Tommy, and Chuck.

And all I wanted to do was give them
a real Christmas this year.

They deserve it.

Okay, you got 20 minutes inside.
Enough time to get warm, grab some food.

Then it's back to the police car.
No funny business, right?

Swear?

On my kids' lives.

Have to try hickory honey ham.

It's Blairey's absolute favorite. It's a classic.

-The food's that way.
-Thanks, son. I appreciate it.

-We've had ham since she was a little girl.
-Welcome home, Blair.

-Merry Christmas.
-Merry Christmas.

I suppose this is your boyfriend.

-Yes. Honey.
-Hi, I'm Enrique DeCardenal.

-Call me Marty.
-Houston, we have a name.

-Is that a Peruvian accent?
-How could you tell?

I lived there for five years. I miss it so much.

-I'm going to talk to Marty for a second.
-Okay. Go ahead.

He's charming.

-Who is that?
-You know Marty. Everybody knows Marty.

Merry Christmas.

Aren't you sweet?

Bless you.

I would like to propose a toast, if I may.

Here's to my new family and friends.

Thank you for making me feel so welcome.

And I just wanted to say...

thank you to all of you.

To our friends and our neighbors...

for helping us make this...

really, the most wonderful
Christmas Eve ever.

You really have shown us
the true meaning of community.

And thank you all so much.

Merry Christmas.

Same goes for me, double.

Cheers.

Fellas, how about a party tune?

G.

That was it?
That was the best you could come up with?

I'm not really good at toasts.

After all they've done...

you couldn't just come up
with a simple "thank you"?

I did. It was just short and sweet.

You're still moping...

because you don't get to go
on your precious little cruise.

There's still time.

-What?
-We could still go.

Listen to me.

Enrique and Blair can stay here,
have the house to themselves.

We go, and we all have a romantic getaway.

Your daughter just flew
thousands of miles home...

with her very sweet future husband...

to spend Christmas with us.

You know...

I've spent six weeks planning
for this vacation.

That's longer than they've been dating.

Everyone out there sacrificed
their Christmas Eve to help us.

I thought maybe that might affect you.

Maybe have you start thinking about
putting others first instead of yourself.

But I really don't think that's possible.

It's a shame.

Why don't we move in a little?

Hi, how are you? Merry Christmas to you.

It's cold out there.

Bravo!

Luther!

Frosty?

Merry Christmas, Luther.

Merry Christmas to you, too, Walt.

-You're missing your party.
-Well, there's....

How's Bev?

She's having a good day. Yeah, thanks.

We started over to see Blair,
but, you know, the snow started and....

So how's the boyfriend?

You know, actually,
he's a very nice young man.

-Merry Christmas, Luther.
-Merry Christmas to you, too, Bev.

-You feeling okay?
-That was a pretty nasty fall.

It could've been worse.
I mean, that cord could've snapped and....

You know, Nora wanted me to drop this by.

I'm allergic to pork,
and Bev's not much of a meat-eater.

Not to worry, because Mel's hams
are generally just filled...

with a gelatin and a fat-like substance.
Please.

It's very thoughtful, Luther.

You know, have a good one.

Could I come in for a minute?

Thanks.

Blair's gonna be staying with us
for 10 days...

so we're not taking the cruise.

And Nora and I would like you guys
to have it.

Flight leaves at 12:00 noon tomorrow.

You got to be there
two hours ahead of time.

It's 10 days in the Caribbean.
Islands and beaches. The works.

It's a dream vacation.

We can't take it, Luther. It's not right.

I didn't purchase the travel insurance.

So if you don't take it,
the whole package is wasted.

I'm not sure my doctor would allow it.

I've got that Lexon deal on the front burner.

Benny said he might stop by tomorrow.

And we couldn't leave the cat.

This is from us to you.

This is a sincere, heartfelt...

no-strings-attached Christmas offering...

to two very selfless people
who are, at this moment...

having a very difficult time
looking for an excuse.

Benny did say he might stop by.

Face it, Bev,
Benny hasn't been home in years.

Look, I've got everything right here.

I got airline tickets.
I got cruise passes. I've got a brochure.

What's it cost? If we decide to go,
we'd want to reimburse you.

This is a simple gift, Walt.

No costs, no payback.
Don't make it complicated.

-Our names aren't on the tickets.
-I know. I'll take care of that.

What about the cat?

Yeah, that's a problem, huh?
Too late to call the kennel.

We can't just leave him.

We could ask Jude Becker.

She's allergic.

I'll take the cat.

-What?
-Are you sure?

Yeah.

Look at that.

See? Maybe if you don't step on him
so often....

Yeah. It'll be fine.

-Thank you so much.
-Merry Christmas.

Well, I should get back to my party.

This means so much.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Does this mean we have to start
being nice to each other?

-Of course not.
-Good.

Because I still don't like you
that much, old man.

That's good.

I'm not that fond of you, either.

Bev, we gotta pack!

Luther! Help me!

Ned!
What in God's name are you doing up there?

Blair came home.

Frohmeyer took down the ladder.

He went inside, forgot about me.

Have you been up there all this time?

I'm frozen, stuck to Frosty!

I'll get you down!

What are you doing?

You swore on your kids' lives!

-What kids?
-Help! Police!

Easy, come on.

Go on inside. Drink something hot.

Get down from there. Get down off the roof!

My car.

You all right?

What's in that bag?

Not bad.

Good job, Santa. All right, come on.
Get up here. Let's go.

-You swore to me.
-I'm growing tired of catching you.

-What's this all about? What's going on?
-I told you you could use an umbrella.

What?

-Marty.
-Yes.

Wait. You're the guy that was selling
the umbrellas in the rain, aren't you?

It's a living.
I meet a lot of nice people this way.

I got to run because I can't pass up
this kind of weather.

It's always good for business.
Thank you for the party.

You're welcome.
I'm sorry you got to work on Christmas Eve.

Santa always has to work on Christmas Eve.

Yeah, I suppose he does.

Merry Christmas!

Bev Scheel just called.

Maybe I was wrong about you.

This night is full of surprises.

Skipping Christmas. What a stupid idea.

Maybe next year.

Merry Christmas!