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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,097 --> 00:00:39,097 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:00:55,155 --> 00:00:56,524 God dang it. 3 00:00:56,558 --> 00:00:57,491 Dang it. 4 00:00:59,661 --> 00:01:02,129 - What's wrong with your... - Battery's dead. 5 00:01:02,162 --> 00:01:04,732 Well, you should have put some new ones in there. 6 00:01:04,766 --> 00:01:06,300 You should have checked 'em! 7 00:01:06,333 --> 00:01:08,402 Don't turn the lights on. 8 00:01:08,435 --> 00:01:10,337 Burglary 101, keep the lights off. 9 00:01:10,370 --> 00:01:11,438 There's no one home. 10 00:01:11,471 --> 00:01:12,607 It's Christmas Eve. 11 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:13,741 - Yeah. - Yeah. 12 00:01:13,775 --> 00:01:15,242 - And he's out of town. - Yeah. 13 00:01:15,275 --> 00:01:17,344 - He's away, so... - He was working, like us. 14 00:01:17,377 --> 00:01:18,880 - Well, let's... - We have a lot in common. 15 00:01:18,913 --> 00:01:20,314 Why don't we start working then? 16 00:01:20,347 --> 00:01:22,449 Oh, my gosh. You look good. 17 00:01:22,482 --> 00:01:24,418 You gotta quit skipping leg day, though. 18 00:01:24,451 --> 00:01:26,854 - Well, yeah. Maybe, perhaps. - Yeah, yeah. 19 00:01:26,888 --> 00:01:28,523 I think, uh... 20 00:01:28,556 --> 00:01:31,458 Let's make some things disappear... 21 00:01:31,491 --> 00:01:33,427 - Yes, sir. - from the magician's house. 22 00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:35,162 Yeah. Yes. 23 00:01:35,195 --> 00:01:37,197 Yes, very good idea. 24 00:01:37,230 --> 00:01:39,199 - All right. All right. - Get everything in there. 25 00:01:43,403 --> 00:01:44,739 Turkey, check. 26 00:01:44,772 --> 00:01:46,507 Stuffing, check. 27 00:01:46,541 --> 00:01:47,642 So what am I forgetting? 28 00:01:47,675 --> 00:01:48,810 What's for dinner tonight? 29 00:01:48,843 --> 00:01:50,545 You'll find out if you help me. 30 00:03:30,745 --> 00:03:33,246 - You said you'd be coming back. - What can I do? 31 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:34,916 They don't give us leave, even at Christmas. 32 00:03:34,949 --> 00:03:37,618 - Dad, I can barely see you. - I'm sorry, honey. 33 00:03:37,652 --> 00:03:38,786 There's not much signal here. 34 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:42,557 Why did you have to go work on an oil rig? 35 00:03:42,590 --> 00:03:44,525 Hey, that's not fair. 36 00:03:44,559 --> 00:03:47,595 Liam, come on. That's no way to treat your sister. 37 00:03:47,628 --> 00:03:49,429 You'll regret that stuff when you're older. 38 00:03:49,463 --> 00:03:51,532 Okay, my turn now, kids. 39 00:03:52,734 --> 00:03:53,968 - Bye, Dad. - Bye, kids. 40 00:03:54,001 --> 00:03:55,570 Merry Christmas. 41 00:03:55,603 --> 00:03:57,370 Yeah, merry Christmas. 42 00:04:01,843 --> 00:04:03,878 You miss your brother, don't you? 43 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:07,048 Christmas is the worst time of year for... 44 00:04:11,886 --> 00:04:13,487 Merry Christmas, sweetheart. 45 00:04:13,521 --> 00:04:14,922 Merry Christmas. 46 00:04:32,740 --> 00:04:34,041 What are you doing with that? 47 00:04:34,075 --> 00:04:35,810 It's an antique. 48 00:04:35,843 --> 00:04:37,879 - It's just an old book. - It might be priceless. 49 00:04:37,912 --> 00:04:39,847 If you want it so bad, then put it in the bag. 50 00:04:39,881 --> 00:04:41,481 I'm gonna put it in the bag. 51 00:04:41,516 --> 00:04:43,350 What did... Did you not cut the wires? 52 00:04:43,383 --> 00:04:44,819 I forgot! 53 00:04:44,852 --> 00:04:46,621 - That's burglary 101! - Okay! 54 00:04:46,654 --> 00:04:48,321 - Okay! Okay. - Let's get out of here! 55 00:04:51,491 --> 00:04:53,493 How come we never have any snow? 56 00:04:53,528 --> 00:04:55,029 The last time was 10 years ago. 57 00:04:55,062 --> 00:04:57,330 Aww. I want snow for Christmas. 58 00:04:57,364 --> 00:04:58,833 Well, sweetie, it's nice to have a dream. 59 00:05:00,433 --> 00:05:01,936 Hello? 60 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:03,771 The magician's house? 61 00:05:03,805 --> 00:05:06,107 You're kidding me, right? 62 00:05:06,140 --> 00:05:07,909 Do you know what day it is? 63 00:05:07,942 --> 00:05:09,977 Can't Murphy go? 64 00:05:11,444 --> 00:05:14,414 Okay. All right. I'll be right there. 65 00:05:14,447 --> 00:05:16,416 - I knew it. - Don't say it. 66 00:05:16,449 --> 00:05:18,451 You don't call a baby sitter on Christmas Eve! 67 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:20,087 Mom, for sure they'll send a coldblooded killer. 68 00:05:20,121 --> 00:05:22,422 Do you wanna find us in pieces in the fridge? 69 00:05:22,455 --> 00:05:23,858 That's right, Mom. Do you wanna find us 70 00:05:23,891 --> 00:05:25,492 in pieces in the fridge? 71 00:05:25,526 --> 00:05:27,128 She won't be a coldblooded killer. 72 00:05:27,161 --> 00:05:29,496 And don't you dare call me with your usually baloney stories. 73 00:05:29,530 --> 00:05:30,698 What baloney stories? 74 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:32,667 It was all true. 75 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:35,102 The baby-sitter zombie who wanted to eat Olivia? 76 00:05:35,136 --> 00:05:38,506 And the one speaking Egyptian with her eyeballs rolled back? 77 00:05:38,539 --> 00:05:40,675 Mom, I swear Olivia was floating in the air and... 78 00:05:40,708 --> 00:05:43,878 Hi. I need... Yes, merry Christmas to you as well. 79 00:05:43,911 --> 00:05:45,378 I need a baby sitter. 80 00:05:45,412 --> 00:05:46,747 You usually send me Monica. 81 00:05:46,781 --> 00:05:48,516 We don't want Monica. 82 00:05:48,549 --> 00:05:49,851 She's not available? 83 00:05:49,884 --> 00:05:51,384 Great. 84 00:05:51,418 --> 00:05:53,788 Beth? Wendy? Julia? 85 00:05:54,889 --> 00:05:56,389 None of them? 86 00:05:57,892 --> 00:05:58,960 A new one. 87 00:05:58,993 --> 00:06:01,829 No! A new one, no! 88 00:06:02,930 --> 00:06:04,431 Send me the new one. 89 00:06:04,464 --> 00:06:06,033 Oh, it's the cops. 90 00:06:06,067 --> 00:06:08,035 Grab the bag. I'll find a way out of here. 91 00:06:08,069 --> 00:06:10,037 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 92 00:06:10,071 --> 00:06:12,740 I have it. 93 00:06:12,773 --> 00:06:14,942 It's a prank. Nobody's a thief on Christmas. 94 00:06:14,976 --> 00:06:17,578 Wrong. Once a thief, always a thief. 95 00:06:17,612 --> 00:06:20,413 If at least Dad were here... 96 00:06:20,447 --> 00:06:23,084 As soon as I leave, use the door jammer, 97 00:06:23,117 --> 00:06:25,519 and only open up for the baby sitter, okay? 98 00:06:25,553 --> 00:06:26,988 - The coldblooded killer? - She's not... 99 00:06:27,021 --> 00:06:28,856 If anything at all should happen, 100 00:06:28,890 --> 00:06:30,124 remember the panic room. 101 00:06:30,157 --> 00:06:31,859 But use the door jammer. 102 00:06:31,893 --> 00:06:33,094 All right, Ma. 103 00:06:33,127 --> 00:06:34,528 - Don't forget. - I won't forget. 104 00:06:35,796 --> 00:06:36,764 Mm. 105 00:06:39,499 --> 00:06:41,869 Love you. 106 00:06:44,238 --> 00:06:46,507 Do we eat the ice cream straight from the container? 107 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:48,709 We'll drown it in chocolate sauce. 108 00:07:12,733 --> 00:07:14,035 - Cops! Cops. No, no. - Oh, wait. 109 00:07:14,068 --> 00:07:15,468 No, no. Come on. Over there. 110 00:07:15,503 --> 00:07:16,871 - Let's go in here. - Yeah. No, you. 111 00:07:16,904 --> 00:07:19,640 Oh, hold on. Hold on. 112 00:07:19,674 --> 00:07:21,542 Let me pick the lock. Got the little... 113 00:07:22,843 --> 00:07:24,712 What is it? Okay. 114 00:07:24,745 --> 00:07:26,547 All right. Okay. 115 00:07:26,580 --> 00:07:27,748 Oh. Oh. 116 00:07:28,849 --> 00:07:29,917 Hey! 117 00:07:36,691 --> 00:07:37,959 Get up, Frank. 118 00:07:40,528 --> 00:07:41,729 Get up. Get off. 119 00:07:44,031 --> 00:07:45,700 You wolf. 120 00:07:45,733 --> 00:07:46,701 Get up. 121 00:07:50,938 --> 00:07:52,940 My God. 122 00:07:52,974 --> 00:07:53,908 Now, where are we? 123 00:07:57,211 --> 00:07:58,746 Who are you? 124 00:07:58,779 --> 00:08:00,581 Ohh. 125 00:08:00,614 --> 00:08:02,950 I am Frank, and this is Vince. 126 00:08:02,984 --> 00:08:04,685 We should use fake names, you know. 127 00:08:04,719 --> 00:08:05,987 Yeah, of course, but... 128 00:08:06,020 --> 00:08:08,689 Cool! They sent Santa to be our baby sitter. 129 00:08:08,723 --> 00:08:11,258 Yes. Yes, we are your baby sitters. 130 00:08:11,292 --> 00:08:12,660 That's right. We work together. 131 00:08:12,693 --> 00:08:14,061 Mm-hmm. We're a team. 132 00:08:14,095 --> 00:08:15,296 We're partners in crime. 133 00:08:15,329 --> 00:08:17,298 Not crime. I mean, that's an old saying. 134 00:08:17,331 --> 00:08:19,100 - Old saying. - No crime. No crime. 135 00:08:19,133 --> 00:08:21,268 - It's just a silly word. - You're not Santa Claus? 136 00:08:21,302 --> 00:08:24,739 No, I am Santa Claus, but I'm also the baby sitter. 137 00:08:24,772 --> 00:08:27,575 - And I'm an elf. - He's an elf. 138 00:08:27,608 --> 00:08:29,844 - Oh, ho ho ho. - Wow, how nice. 139 00:08:29,877 --> 00:08:31,078 Hey, honey, please, uh, 140 00:08:31,112 --> 00:08:33,014 you take your hands off of that, because... 141 00:08:33,047 --> 00:08:34,749 No, no, no. Merry Christmas. 142 00:08:34,782 --> 00:08:36,717 Merry Christmas, everyone. 143 00:08:36,751 --> 00:08:38,819 - How did you get in? - We got in from the... 144 00:08:38,853 --> 00:08:40,287 We came in the front door. 145 00:08:40,321 --> 00:08:41,889 - It was locked. - It was locked, 146 00:08:41,922 --> 00:08:44,225 but again, I am Santa Claus, and I can come in... 147 00:08:44,258 --> 00:08:46,293 - It's magic. - Let me explain. 148 00:08:46,327 --> 00:08:48,295 There's a fire in the fireplace. 149 00:08:48,329 --> 00:08:50,264 Normally I come down the chimney, but again... 150 00:08:50,297 --> 00:08:51,932 And blow out the fire, like the candles. 151 00:08:51,966 --> 00:08:53,801 You know what? I was gonna do that. 152 00:08:53,834 --> 00:08:55,970 And I thought why not wait 'til the kids are here 153 00:08:56,003 --> 00:08:58,672 and put on a little show if I blow out the fire? 154 00:08:58,706 --> 00:09:00,074 'Cause that's what Santa likes to do. 155 00:09:00,107 --> 00:09:01,742 - Oh, look at that tree! - Wow! 156 00:09:01,776 --> 00:09:04,011 Let's go... Let's go check that out, kids. 157 00:09:04,045 --> 00:09:06,180 What time do you guys go to bed? Soon, I hope. 158 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:08,616 It's time for bed, I think. 159 00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:11,152 - I don't go to bed. - Really? 160 00:09:11,185 --> 00:09:13,854 Well, I like to stay awake. 161 00:09:13,888 --> 00:09:15,156 Give me that phone, 162 00:09:15,189 --> 00:09:18,359 because I think you probably should not have it. 163 00:09:18,392 --> 00:09:20,194 Mom gave it to me in case of trouble. 164 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:22,363 Oh. Where are your mom and dad tonight? 165 00:09:22,396 --> 00:09:24,065 Dad is on an oil rig. 166 00:09:24,098 --> 00:09:25,833 And Mom went out for a burglary. 167 00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:27,301 - So she's a thief. - No, dummy! 168 00:09:27,334 --> 00:09:28,636 She's a policewoman. 169 00:09:28,669 --> 00:09:30,337 Oh. Really. 170 00:09:30,371 --> 00:09:31,772 - Great! - Okay. 171 00:09:31,806 --> 00:09:33,207 - Good idea, Frank. - Whoa. 172 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,142 Ho ho, man. 173 00:09:35,176 --> 00:09:37,611 Wow. Tell you what, we know a lot of cops, 174 00:09:37,645 --> 00:09:40,648 and your mom is by far the most attractive. 175 00:09:41,916 --> 00:09:43,584 Hmm. 176 00:09:46,187 --> 00:09:49,757 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Hmm. 177 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:52,760 - Listen, uh, you little kids. - Mm-hmm. 178 00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:54,328 You happen to have any whiskey around here? 179 00:09:54,361 --> 00:09:55,930 'Cause I need it for baby sitting. 180 00:09:55,963 --> 00:09:58,232 There's water. Anyway, the name's Liam. 181 00:09:58,265 --> 00:09:59,967 "Hello, young man. What's your name?" 182 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,403 Never heard of it? It's baby sitting 101. 183 00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:04,805 Yeah. Yeah, Liam. 184 00:10:04,839 --> 00:10:06,340 Listen, you're right. 185 00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:08,676 He doesn't need whiskey while he's working. 186 00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:10,845 But he does need something to take the edge off. 187 00:10:10,878 --> 00:10:13,347 Fill a glass about that full, and bring it to my friend. 188 00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:16,283 And my name is Olivia. 189 00:10:16,317 --> 00:10:18,052 How sweet. 190 00:10:22,189 --> 00:10:24,425 Well, Olivia, you like those two guys? 191 00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:27,228 They're the best. Santa Claus! 192 00:10:27,261 --> 00:10:29,697 Yeah, right. Santa Claus. 193 00:10:31,699 --> 00:10:33,100 Here's the deal, Vince. 194 00:10:33,134 --> 00:10:36,103 'Til the dust settles, we gotta play along. 195 00:10:36,137 --> 00:10:39,807 So from this moment on, we are the baby sitters. 196 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,175 All right? 197 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:43,377 We're not gonna be tying these kids up, okay? 198 00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:45,779 - That's kidnapping. - Hmm. 199 00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:49,283 And maybe you should stop stealing stuff from here. 200 00:10:57,858 --> 00:10:59,160 Kids okay? 201 00:11:00,461 --> 00:11:01,729 Hope so. 202 00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:04,832 - Come on. Let's go down here. - Yeah. 203 00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:10,738 Here's your water. 204 00:11:10,771 --> 00:11:12,173 Oh. Oh. 205 00:11:12,206 --> 00:11:13,741 Oh, well, nice kids. 206 00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:15,776 - Boy, that's... that's... - Got your water. 207 00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:17,044 - Take your water. - Thank you. 208 00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:18,712 Uh, thank you so much. I really need it. 209 00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:20,881 - Thank you. - Okay. 210 00:11:20,915 --> 00:11:22,883 - Mm-hmm. - So what's your plan? 211 00:11:22,917 --> 00:11:23,884 Let's read this. 212 00:11:23,918 --> 00:11:25,319 The plan is... Oh, honey, 213 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,021 oh, oh, don't... 214 00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:29,290 What... Oh. 215 00:11:29,323 --> 00:11:31,025 Well, this, uh... 216 00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:33,027 This... 217 00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:34,195 This is... 218 00:11:34,228 --> 00:11:36,297 - This is a book. - Read! Read! 219 00:11:36,330 --> 00:11:38,332 Uh, l-let's watch TV. 220 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:39,867 I mean, let's be honest. 221 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:41,503 I don't watch TV. I play on it. 222 00:11:41,536 --> 00:11:42,803 You feel like it, Olivia? 223 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:45,105 Okay! 224 00:11:45,139 --> 00:11:46,240 Holy moly! 225 00:11:46,273 --> 00:11:47,908 Okay, I'll read. 226 00:11:47,942 --> 00:11:50,077 There ain't no way out of here. Hmm? 227 00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:52,379 Well, that's good, 'cause I gotta read this book. 228 00:11:54,348 --> 00:11:56,850 Okay, here we go. Well, um... 229 00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:58,018 uh... 230 00:11:59,554 --> 00:12:00,788 - There. - I knew that. 231 00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:02,423 I knew it was upside down. 232 00:12:02,456 --> 00:12:06,293 It's a story about, uh, friends in the attic, 233 00:12:06,327 --> 00:12:08,295 which doesn't seem very Christmassy. 234 00:12:08,329 --> 00:12:09,997 - Seems a little... - What are you talking about? 235 00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:11,498 It says, "Arctic Friends." 236 00:12:11,533 --> 00:12:12,800 "Arctic." 237 00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:14,368 Read. Read! 238 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:16,003 Does it? 239 00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:17,905 What a drag, a book. 240 00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:21,342 You got any firecrackers in that bag? Weapons? Grenades? 241 00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:24,445 What's wrong with you, son? 242 00:12:24,478 --> 00:12:25,913 It's Christmas Eve. 243 00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:27,515 Have a seat, kids. 244 00:12:27,549 --> 00:12:28,482 Have a seat. 245 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,222 Wow. 246 00:12:35,256 --> 00:12:37,458 - Where are we? - Alabama? 247 00:12:37,491 --> 00:12:40,528 No, that's an arctic fox. His name is Swifty. 248 00:12:40,562 --> 00:12:41,996 Mm-hmm. 249 00:12:42,029 --> 00:12:44,331 And his name is P.B. 250 00:12:44,365 --> 00:12:45,432 "Perfect Burglar." 251 00:12:45,466 --> 00:12:47,935 It stands for "Polar Bear." 252 00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:49,436 Another fox, Jade. 253 00:12:49,470 --> 00:12:51,839 What a cutie that Jade the fox is. 254 00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:53,207 Birdies! 255 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:54,942 No, honey. They're penguins. 256 00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:56,210 Actually they're puffins. 257 00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:58,345 There aren't any penguins in the Arctic. 258 00:12:58,379 --> 00:13:01,048 They're moving! Yes, like an iPod. 259 00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:03,984 He's a walrus, Otto. I don't like him one little bit. 260 00:13:04,018 --> 00:13:07,121 Hmm. I don't mind this walrus. He looks sleek. 261 00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:08,523 Read the full story. Book! 262 00:13:08,556 --> 00:13:10,991 Yeah, the last one. It's almost bedtime. 263 00:13:11,025 --> 00:13:13,027 What are you talking about? It's still early. 264 00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:15,829 Early? Usually I'm already sleepy by this time. 265 00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:18,600 What are you, a chicken? What is this place? 266 00:13:18,633 --> 00:13:20,167 It's a package delivery office. 267 00:13:21,435 --> 00:13:22,604 Hmm? 268 00:13:22,637 --> 00:13:24,204 They're obviously friends. 269 00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:26,874 But what do Swifty and P.B. do for a living? 270 00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:29,076 Ah, they deliver packages. 271 00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:31,011 Ugh. Looks tiring. 272 00:13:31,045 --> 00:13:32,846 Shh. Let's see what happens. 273 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,381 They look like a cool couple. 274 00:13:34,415 --> 00:13:36,483 They work, eat, and go to sleep. 275 00:13:36,518 --> 00:13:38,285 Swifty's small like me. 276 00:13:38,319 --> 00:13:41,989 Yeah, and he can barely hold the packages. 277 00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:44,325 It reminds me of Calgary back in '96. 278 00:13:44,358 --> 00:13:46,060 We escaped by dog sled, 279 00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:48,262 which took us to the jewelry store, where... 280 00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:50,064 How come you were escaping? 281 00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:52,366 We were just playing cops and robbers. 282 00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:59,641 He'll never do it. The sled is way too heavy. 283 00:14:07,181 --> 00:14:08,349 Whoa! 284 00:14:08,382 --> 00:14:09,350 Oh, no! 285 00:14:09,383 --> 00:14:11,051 Kids, always avoid work. 286 00:14:11,085 --> 00:14:13,887 Back in Dallas in '94, I worked in a hotel, 287 00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:15,523 and it was hell. 288 00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:20,194 Swifty, he's just like Vince's fox. 289 00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:21,629 Well, yeah. 290 00:14:21,663 --> 00:14:24,264 Yeah, there might be a slight resemblance. 291 00:14:24,298 --> 00:14:26,501 Doesn't look like him one bit. 292 00:14:26,534 --> 00:14:28,503 Didn't even look at him. 293 00:14:34,576 --> 00:14:35,909 First package delivered. 294 00:14:35,943 --> 00:14:37,645 It's great when you finish a job. 295 00:14:37,679 --> 00:14:39,146 - Ah-choo! - Ugh. 296 00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:41,014 Looks like the baby sitter that came last time. 297 00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:43,484 Aw, gross. Why doesn't she blow her nose? 298 00:14:43,518 --> 00:14:47,020 I told you she was really dirty, like Amanda. 299 00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:51,291 Wow. Dodged it by a hair. How gross. 300 00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:53,160 What super luck. 301 00:14:56,664 --> 00:14:58,432 I don't mind this story, 302 00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:00,134 but this goat is disgusting. 303 00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:02,202 She reminds me of Vince when he gets a cold. 304 00:15:03,437 --> 00:15:06,206 I know how to write my name, too, 305 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:10,477 but at my age, Liam didn't even know how to sing. 306 00:15:10,512 --> 00:15:11,713 Is it true, son? 307 00:15:11,746 --> 00:15:12,946 No, I could sing. 308 00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:17,685 Ugh, that's gross. 309 00:15:17,719 --> 00:15:20,053 Heh. Look at... look at how ugly that big, old goat is. 310 00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:23,190 You never tell anybody that he's ugly. 311 00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:27,428 Mommy says who is ugly to others can be beautiful to some. 312 00:15:28,596 --> 00:15:30,097 So young and wise. 313 00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:32,232 You're a real sweetheart. you know that? 314 00:15:32,266 --> 00:15:35,002 Mark the words of Uncle Frank. 315 00:15:36,771 --> 00:15:38,606 "Uncle Frank." 316 00:15:42,510 --> 00:15:44,211 Aha. 317 00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:46,980 I wonder who he has to deliver the second package to. 318 00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:48,516 It's Jade. 319 00:15:48,550 --> 00:15:51,218 She's a pretty good mechanic for being a, uh... 320 00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:52,654 I mean a fox. 321 00:15:54,488 --> 00:15:56,290 Hmm? 322 00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:02,362 When I grow up, 323 00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:04,031 I want to be like her. 324 00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:05,132 A fox? 325 00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:06,634 No, an engineer. 326 00:16:06,668 --> 00:16:09,002 How sweet. 327 00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:10,370 They're in love. 328 00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:13,006 - Blecch. - You're such a baby. 329 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:14,475 Lady Big Girl has spoken. 330 00:16:14,509 --> 00:16:16,009 Kids, be good. 331 00:16:17,512 --> 00:16:19,714 Hmm. Hmm. 332 00:16:19,747 --> 00:16:21,783 This icky stuff grosses me out. 333 00:16:21,816 --> 00:16:23,450 It's not icky stuff. 334 00:16:23,484 --> 00:16:25,587 Mommy said we shouldn't be ashamed of our feelings. 335 00:16:25,620 --> 00:16:27,689 I'm not ashamed. It's that being in love is silly. 336 00:16:27,722 --> 00:16:30,457 All right. 'Cause, anyway, I know you like her. 337 00:16:51,579 --> 00:16:53,581 Now whose turn is it? 338 00:16:53,615 --> 00:16:55,482 Swifty has a ton of packages. 339 00:16:55,517 --> 00:16:57,317 He has half the town to deliver to. 340 00:16:57,351 --> 00:16:59,453 Ugh. So tiring. 341 00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:02,524 He should find an easier job, like mine. 342 00:17:02,557 --> 00:17:03,825 Baby sitting is easier? 343 00:17:03,858 --> 00:17:05,425 Um, sure. 344 00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:07,227 Especially with kids like you, 345 00:17:07,261 --> 00:17:09,496 who go to bed when the baby sitter says so. 346 00:17:09,531 --> 00:17:11,799 We are not sleepy at all. 347 00:17:11,833 --> 00:17:13,668 Okay. 348 00:17:13,701 --> 00:17:15,202 A little more time then. 349 00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:18,405 Uh-oh. Something's fishy here. 350 00:17:19,574 --> 00:17:21,241 I have to say 351 00:17:21,275 --> 00:17:24,344 that these puffins are cute, but I don't trust them. 352 00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:28,382 Well, in the meantime, 353 00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:30,083 I'm starting to like these little guys. 354 00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:32,152 Hey, the puffins want to steal the package. 355 00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:33,186 That's why I like them. 356 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:34,589 It's not right. 357 00:17:34,622 --> 00:17:35,857 You shouldn't ever steal. 358 00:17:35,890 --> 00:17:38,860 Swifty works so hard to deliver the packages, 359 00:17:38,893 --> 00:17:41,461 and these puffins only want to annoy him. 360 00:17:41,495 --> 00:17:43,798 No, not at all. They only want to have some fun. 361 00:17:43,831 --> 00:17:45,299 Poor Swifty. 362 00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:47,301 As I said, he should change jobs. 363 00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:49,469 Come on, Swifty. Fight back. 364 00:17:52,574 --> 00:17:55,543 Oh, the package broke because of the bad birds. 365 00:17:55,577 --> 00:17:59,179 Hmm. This is a really fantastic book, Liam. 366 00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:02,650 Where are we? 367 00:18:02,684 --> 00:18:04,786 That looks like a frozen Alcatraz. 368 00:18:04,819 --> 00:18:07,689 Oh, boy. I'm starting to feel tired. 369 00:18:07,722 --> 00:18:08,856 What about you kids? 370 00:18:08,890 --> 00:18:11,458 No, this story's too cool. 371 00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:13,393 I think Otto's the bad guy. 372 00:18:13,427 --> 00:18:15,128 Bad guys are the best, 373 00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:17,497 because they get straight to business. 374 00:18:17,532 --> 00:18:21,536 Well, who decides who's bad and who's good anyway? 375 00:18:21,569 --> 00:18:22,537 Uh... 376 00:18:24,505 --> 00:18:26,373 - Ah-ah-ah-ah. - Hmm? 377 00:18:27,775 --> 00:18:31,211 Ah-ah. The package was for him. 378 00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:32,346 Serves him right. 379 00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:35,315 Who's that?! 380 00:18:35,349 --> 00:18:36,851 You expecting someone? 381 00:18:36,884 --> 00:18:38,753 The baby sitter, but that's you, right? 382 00:18:38,786 --> 00:18:40,253 Yeah, yeah, we're the baby sitters. 383 00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:42,155 But you know what? I'm gonna get that, 384 00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:43,658 because, ahem, there's a lot 385 00:18:43,691 --> 00:18:46,761 of scary people out there on Christmas Eve. 386 00:18:46,794 --> 00:18:50,263 You guys sit right here. Okay. 387 00:18:51,633 --> 00:18:52,800 All right. 388 00:18:59,707 --> 00:19:00,842 Hello. 389 00:19:00,875 --> 00:19:02,342 I'm the baby sitter. 390 00:19:02,376 --> 00:19:03,711 No, we are the baby sitters. 391 00:19:03,745 --> 00:19:05,312 Yeah, we... we got it covered, so... 392 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:06,814 - W-We're good. - Good evening. 393 00:19:06,848 --> 00:19:09,383 Fine. It's $200. 394 00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:10,718 - That seems reasonable. - Sure. 395 00:19:10,752 --> 00:19:12,486 Yeah, that's fine. You know what? 396 00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:15,422 We're gonna double it 'cause it's Christmas Eve. 397 00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:17,491 Have a good... night. 398 00:19:17,525 --> 00:19:19,259 Santa, you pay me now. 399 00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:20,962 - Right now? - Love... I'd love to, 400 00:19:20,995 --> 00:19:22,930 but we don't have any, um... 401 00:19:22,964 --> 00:19:24,866 - Do you have pockets? - No, I have no pockets. 402 00:19:24,899 --> 00:19:26,634 He's wearing tights. We have no money. 403 00:19:26,668 --> 00:19:28,603 We'll pay you tomorrow for sure. I promise. 404 00:19:28,636 --> 00:19:31,371 - I'm dressed an an elf, okay? - Yeah, he is, and I'm Santa. 405 00:19:31,405 --> 00:19:33,841 Uh, sorry, Santa. That's not a good idea. 406 00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:35,610 - It's the only idea. - Get out of here. 407 00:19:35,643 --> 00:19:37,344 Yeah, get out, please. Leave the neighborhood. 408 00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:39,614 Unreasonable. Please pay me now. 409 00:19:39,647 --> 00:19:42,282 I'm not gonna pay you now, okay?! 410 00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:44,585 Do you hate Santa Claus? 411 00:19:44,619 --> 00:19:47,454 You're terrible. You're a terrible person. 412 00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:48,790 - Bye! - Stay out of my house, please! 413 00:19:51,626 --> 00:19:52,994 - Okay. - Who was it? 414 00:19:53,027 --> 00:19:55,495 Oh, it was a noise complaint about my reindeer. 415 00:19:55,530 --> 00:19:57,230 - We didn't hear them. - Yeah, I know, 416 00:19:57,264 --> 00:19:59,433 'cause I made 'em... be quiet. 417 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:02,704 Listen, I'm so hungry. 418 00:20:02,737 --> 00:20:04,237 Is there anything to eat around here? 419 00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:05,439 - Fridge is full. - Really? 420 00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:06,674 All right. Thanks, then. 421 00:20:06,708 --> 00:20:07,842 - That's wonderful. - All right. 422 00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:10,645 All right, let's go. Okay. 423 00:20:10,678 --> 00:20:12,714 - Okay. - All right, here we go. 424 00:20:12,747 --> 00:20:14,916 We have any hot dogs? 425 00:20:16,517 --> 00:20:18,452 Let's see what they got here. 426 00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:20,755 Oh. 427 00:20:20,788 --> 00:20:22,590 Oh. Hmm. 428 00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:29,262 - Oh. - Mmm. Mmm. 429 00:20:30,798 --> 00:20:33,034 We better get back in there before they get suspicious. 430 00:20:33,067 --> 00:20:34,035 Bite? 431 00:20:34,068 --> 00:20:35,970 - No, thank you. - Okay. 432 00:20:36,003 --> 00:20:37,437 Hmm. 433 00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:44,311 Yes! Another story! 434 00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:46,614 Fine. I read this one, and then you go to sleep. 435 00:20:46,647 --> 00:20:48,916 No way. Let's see what happens. 436 00:20:48,950 --> 00:20:50,450 Jade is reading a book. 437 00:20:50,484 --> 00:20:52,520 So we are reading a book 438 00:20:52,553 --> 00:20:54,055 about someone reading a book. 439 00:20:54,088 --> 00:20:55,355 Kind of philosophical 440 00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:57,592 and the perfect story for bedtime. 441 00:20:57,625 --> 00:20:58,993 Oh, the poor boy. 442 00:20:59,026 --> 00:21:01,796 Shouldn't ever eat fast. Mommy always says so. 443 00:21:01,829 --> 00:21:03,865 Oh, cool. They taught us that move in school. 444 00:21:03,898 --> 00:21:06,433 Now I can save anyone who's choking. 445 00:21:09,537 --> 00:21:11,005 You know, books kept me great company 446 00:21:11,038 --> 00:21:14,008 when I was in prison... I mean the hospital. 447 00:21:14,041 --> 00:21:15,543 Hmm. 448 00:21:15,576 --> 00:21:17,044 How long were you stuck in there? 449 00:21:17,078 --> 00:21:18,646 Phew. A long time. 450 00:21:18,679 --> 00:21:22,449 You know, I was a very sickly child. 451 00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:23,985 What was wrong with you? 452 00:21:25,887 --> 00:21:29,356 It's called chronic robberitis. 453 00:21:29,389 --> 00:21:30,658 Did it hurt? 454 00:21:30,691 --> 00:21:34,562 Well, uh, only when the doctors noticed me. 455 00:21:34,595 --> 00:21:36,429 Did your elf buddy help you in the hospital? 456 00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:37,832 Well... 457 00:21:37,865 --> 00:21:41,702 No. You know, that's the thing about life, hon. 458 00:21:41,736 --> 00:21:44,005 Sometimes you're on your own. 459 00:21:44,038 --> 00:21:46,974 Aren't you two doing everything together? 460 00:21:47,008 --> 00:21:49,110 Uh... 461 00:21:49,143 --> 00:21:51,512 Not unless I can't find anything better. 462 00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:54,949 Swifty's only nervous. 463 00:21:54,982 --> 00:21:57,785 The fact is he likes Jade. 464 00:21:57,819 --> 00:22:01,022 He doesn't know how to tell her, so he becomes a pain, 465 00:22:01,055 --> 00:22:03,490 like Liam when I want to do my homework. 466 00:22:03,524 --> 00:22:05,793 It's not me being a pain. It's you being boring, 467 00:22:05,827 --> 00:22:08,129 the most boring younger sister on planet Earth. 468 00:22:08,162 --> 00:22:11,732 That's not true. It's only because I like to go to school. 469 00:22:11,766 --> 00:22:12,867 Exactly! 470 00:22:12,900 --> 00:22:14,135 Kids, don't get excited. 471 00:22:14,168 --> 00:22:15,770 You're supposed to fall asleep soon. 472 00:22:15,803 --> 00:22:17,437 And you shouldn't like school. 473 00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:19,607 See? Also the baby sitter says so. 474 00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:22,009 That's such an awful thing to say. 475 00:22:22,043 --> 00:22:24,477 No kid likes school. That's the way it is. 476 00:22:24,512 --> 00:22:26,547 But anyway, don't tell your mother I said that. 477 00:22:26,581 --> 00:22:28,015 You're such a cool baby sitter. 478 00:22:28,049 --> 00:22:29,717 Well, thank you. 479 00:22:32,587 --> 00:22:34,055 Hmm. 480 00:22:41,062 --> 00:22:42,029 Hmm. 481 00:22:42,063 --> 00:22:44,497 Hmm? Hmm? 482 00:22:49,704 --> 00:22:52,607 Uh-oh. Looks like Swifty messed up again. 483 00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:54,374 Oh, my God. Is it gonna explode? 484 00:22:58,713 --> 00:23:01,481 Hmph. Hmph! 485 00:23:01,515 --> 00:23:02,984 Now you see? She sent him packing. 486 00:23:03,017 --> 00:23:04,719 Nah, she's just a bit angry 487 00:23:04,752 --> 00:23:07,121 with all the ruckus he made, but she likes him, too. 488 00:23:07,154 --> 00:23:09,724 It's just that sometimes you need to be strict. 489 00:23:09,757 --> 00:23:11,759 - Now you talk like Mom. - And I think she's right. 490 00:23:11,792 --> 00:23:13,928 It's a real shame that Swifty and Jade hate each other. 491 00:23:13,961 --> 00:23:16,063 They really like each other. 492 00:23:16,097 --> 00:23:19,767 If he likes her so much, why doesn't he just kiss her 493 00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:20,968 and get it over with? 494 00:23:21,002 --> 00:23:23,638 Oh, Vince, ever the romantic, you. 495 00:23:26,207 --> 00:23:27,775 The book scared her. 496 00:23:27,808 --> 00:23:29,877 Finally a little suspense. 497 00:23:29,911 --> 00:23:31,712 I really like scary stories. 498 00:23:31,746 --> 00:23:33,480 Then why are you shaking like a leaf? 499 00:23:33,514 --> 00:23:34,849 I'm not shaking. 500 00:23:35,917 --> 00:23:36,884 Gah! 501 00:23:36,918 --> 00:23:38,653 Frank, I'm scared. 502 00:23:38,686 --> 00:23:40,087 Oh, no, sweetheart. Uncle Frank is here. 503 00:23:40,121 --> 00:23:42,156 Don't worry. You should just relax, 504 00:23:42,189 --> 00:23:44,491 - close your eyes... - Aah! 505 00:23:44,525 --> 00:23:45,860 What a fright. 506 00:23:45,893 --> 00:23:47,094 Eh? Oh. 507 00:23:50,264 --> 00:23:51,232 Oh? 508 00:23:51,265 --> 00:23:53,167 Ah, it's Jade. 509 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:55,937 Of course. Because even if sometimes you argue, 510 00:23:55,970 --> 00:23:57,672 when you love each other, 511 00:23:57,705 --> 00:23:59,807 it's always best to stick together, like us. 512 00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:00,808 And you, too, Uncle Frank. 513 00:24:02,743 --> 00:24:05,478 True, sweetheart. If only you could fall asleep. 514 00:24:08,115 --> 00:24:10,751 I bet you're drawing that stupid fox again, ain't ya? 515 00:24:10,785 --> 00:24:12,720 It's not Swifty. It's you. 516 00:24:12,753 --> 00:24:14,522 It is? 517 00:24:14,555 --> 00:24:15,923 - Yeah. - Let me see that. 518 00:24:19,126 --> 00:24:20,962 Looks like a little kid drew it. 519 00:24:20,995 --> 00:24:22,563 Like someone even younger than you. 520 00:24:23,764 --> 00:24:24,966 It doesn't matter, 521 00:24:24,999 --> 00:24:26,767 'cause I know you're good. 522 00:24:26,801 --> 00:24:28,669 You know I'm good? 523 00:24:28,703 --> 00:24:30,871 Well, now, I don't think anybody's ever said 524 00:24:30,905 --> 00:24:33,674 anything that nice to me in my whole life. 525 00:24:33,708 --> 00:24:35,710 Thank you, sweetie. 526 00:24:35,743 --> 00:24:37,678 Let me sing a lullaby. 527 00:24:37,712 --> 00:24:39,046 ♪ The bars are all clos... ♪ 528 00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:41,115 No! I want another story! 529 00:24:41,148 --> 00:24:43,284 Okay then. 530 00:24:43,317 --> 00:24:44,852 Another story, it is. 531 00:24:44,885 --> 00:24:45,920 Okay, Santa. 532 00:24:45,953 --> 00:24:47,088 Here we go. 533 00:24:48,189 --> 00:24:49,857 But this is the last one, okay? 534 00:24:49,890 --> 00:24:51,092 Maybe. 535 00:24:51,125 --> 00:24:53,561 I'll take that maybe for a yes, okay? 536 00:24:53,594 --> 00:24:54,962 Maybe. 537 00:24:54,996 --> 00:24:56,864 Oh, you are definitely smart children. 538 00:24:58,099 --> 00:24:59,867 Jade gave 'em a new sled. 539 00:24:59,900 --> 00:25:01,569 I told you she was in love. 540 00:25:01,602 --> 00:25:03,771 Cool. I want a sled like that, too. 541 00:25:03,804 --> 00:25:05,539 Wow. It would be super fun. 542 00:25:05,573 --> 00:25:07,975 Wow. Way to go, Swifty. He ripped it off. 543 00:25:08,009 --> 00:25:09,110 No, you don't steal, 544 00:25:09,143 --> 00:25:11,112 especially not from friends. 545 00:25:11,145 --> 00:25:13,781 Well, not from friends, for sure. 546 00:25:13,814 --> 00:25:16,117 Whatever. I want a sled, too, for going to school. 547 00:25:16,150 --> 00:25:18,152 Too bad there's never any snow here. 548 00:25:18,185 --> 00:25:20,755 Hmph. Hmph. 549 00:25:22,023 --> 00:25:22,957 Ah. 550 00:25:24,025 --> 00:25:25,893 Mm. Ha ha. 551 00:25:27,628 --> 00:25:29,930 Boo. How slow P.B.'s going. 552 00:25:29,964 --> 00:25:32,133 Yeah, so slow. 553 00:25:32,166 --> 00:25:34,001 Oh, makes me fall asleep. 554 00:25:34,035 --> 00:25:35,236 What about you guys? 555 00:25:35,269 --> 00:25:36,237 No! 556 00:25:36,270 --> 00:25:38,205 Ah. 557 00:25:42,209 --> 00:25:44,311 Eh? Eh? 558 00:25:47,181 --> 00:25:48,816 - Who's she now? - Hmm. 559 00:25:48,849 --> 00:25:50,217 Reminds me of someone. 560 00:25:50,251 --> 00:25:51,986 To me, as well. 561 00:25:52,019 --> 00:25:54,021 My Aunt Claudetilda, she was really unpleasant. 562 00:25:54,055 --> 00:25:56,690 I don't like those puffins one little bit. 563 00:25:56,724 --> 00:25:58,292 They surely want to play some prank. 564 00:25:58,325 --> 00:26:01,128 Well, maybe they're just nice people, 565 00:26:01,162 --> 00:26:02,863 nice, happy people. 566 00:26:04,732 --> 00:26:05,866 Aww. 567 00:26:11,772 --> 00:26:12,740 Meh. 568 00:26:14,375 --> 00:26:17,278 Hey, where's she going? 569 00:26:17,311 --> 00:26:19,847 A wig? But then it was Otto! 570 00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:20,848 I hate wigs. 571 00:26:20,881 --> 00:26:22,950 I wore one in Columbus for a... 572 00:26:22,983 --> 00:26:24,985 uh, I mean, for Halloween. 573 00:26:25,019 --> 00:26:27,054 I'll never wear another one. 574 00:26:27,088 --> 00:26:28,222 Huh. 575 00:26:30,958 --> 00:26:32,693 That's Liam's. For Halloween, 576 00:26:32,726 --> 00:26:34,028 he dressed up like a Barbie zombie. 577 00:26:34,061 --> 00:26:35,696 You have to tell everybody this story, huh? 578 00:26:35,729 --> 00:26:36,864 Mm-hmm. 579 00:26:37,932 --> 00:26:38,866 Hmm. 580 00:26:40,334 --> 00:26:42,269 Whew. 581 00:26:43,771 --> 00:26:45,106 Well, well, well. 582 00:26:51,378 --> 00:26:52,947 Hey, kids, run upstairs, 583 00:26:52,980 --> 00:26:55,015 and see if my reindeer are making noise on the roof. 584 00:26:55,049 --> 00:26:56,350 Go, go, go. Go. 585 00:27:05,059 --> 00:27:06,327 Nobody's home. 586 00:27:13,334 --> 00:27:15,302 What are you doing now? 587 00:27:15,336 --> 00:27:16,871 Too blond? I know. 588 00:27:16,904 --> 00:27:18,305 Brunette would make me look... look thinner. 589 00:27:18,339 --> 00:27:20,875 I know it's risky, 590 00:27:20,908 --> 00:27:22,843 'cause Mom's a cop, too, 591 00:27:22,877 --> 00:27:26,080 but I don't want to get beaten up on Christmas Eve. 592 00:27:26,113 --> 00:27:27,248 Wow. 593 00:27:27,281 --> 00:27:28,682 Nice tights. 594 00:27:30,317 --> 00:27:32,419 Hmm. 595 00:27:33,721 --> 00:27:35,890 Things are getting worse. 596 00:27:35,923 --> 00:27:38,359 Hey! Hey! 597 00:27:38,392 --> 00:27:40,461 What are you doing back here?! 598 00:27:40,494 --> 00:27:42,429 First Santa, now a woman. 599 00:27:42,463 --> 00:27:43,898 I'm not Santa! 600 00:27:43,931 --> 00:27:46,200 That Santa's in there! I'm a woman! 601 00:27:46,233 --> 00:27:48,435 Hey, you, pay our sister. 602 00:27:48,469 --> 00:27:50,971 Get out of here. You, I gave you a chance. 603 00:27:51,005 --> 00:27:52,373 I tried to be reasonable! 604 00:27:52,406 --> 00:27:53,741 You guys are losers! 605 00:27:53,774 --> 00:27:54,775 I'm not paying you... 606 00:27:55,843 --> 00:27:57,344 Cop! Hey! 607 00:27:57,378 --> 00:28:00,848 Help. Help. They're... They're trying to beat me up. 608 00:28:00,881 --> 00:28:03,017 There they go! Officer! Officer! 609 00:28:03,050 --> 00:28:05,853 - Everything okay, ma'am? - No, it's not okay. 610 00:28:05,886 --> 00:28:07,488 - There were two of 'em, right? - These guys... 611 00:28:07,522 --> 00:28:09,290 Dressed like Santa Claus and an elf? 612 00:28:09,323 --> 00:28:12,293 - Three! There's three! - Three? 613 00:28:12,326 --> 00:28:15,396 These guys are trying to beat me up! 614 00:28:15,429 --> 00:28:17,731 Go... Go inside, ma'am. 615 00:28:17,765 --> 00:28:18,966 Lock the door. 616 00:28:18,999 --> 00:28:20,334 I'm gonna lock the door. 617 00:28:20,367 --> 00:28:22,236 I'm gonna come down and tell you all about it. 618 00:28:22,269 --> 00:28:23,237 You won't believe it. Okay. 619 00:28:26,508 --> 00:28:27,841 Hey... 620 00:28:27,875 --> 00:28:28,909 What do you think you're doing?! 621 00:28:28,943 --> 00:28:30,044 Don't worry. I got it. 622 00:28:30,077 --> 00:28:31,245 You're not gonna open the door! 623 00:28:31,278 --> 00:28:32,880 - Yeah, I am... - No, you're not! 624 00:28:32,913 --> 00:28:34,348 - There's a cop out there! - I know. I called him. 625 00:28:34,381 --> 00:28:35,517 You're not going out there. You're crazy. 626 00:28:35,550 --> 00:28:36,784 Okay. Oh, who's that? 627 00:28:36,817 --> 00:28:38,118 - Okay. Hey. - I don't know. 628 00:28:38,152 --> 00:28:40,921 Ma'am, are you a relative of Emma's? 629 00:28:40,955 --> 00:28:42,389 No. I'm the baby sitter. 630 00:28:42,423 --> 00:28:44,325 - Are the kids okay? - Yeah, the kids are fine. 631 00:28:44,358 --> 00:28:46,528 Okay, I know you think you're looking for two men. 632 00:28:46,561 --> 00:28:48,896 Well, there's a third one, and it's a woman, okay? 633 00:28:48,929 --> 00:28:50,798 And she's the ringleader, and she's awful, 634 00:28:50,831 --> 00:28:52,399 so you gotta get her, okay? 635 00:28:52,433 --> 00:28:53,767 Okay, ma'am. We... We got this. 636 00:28:53,801 --> 00:28:54,902 - Okay. Okay, I will. - Lock the door. 637 00:28:54,935 --> 00:28:56,136 All right. 638 00:28:56,170 --> 00:28:57,471 To all units, thieves headed northeast... 639 00:28:57,505 --> 00:29:00,007 You gotta get out there and get her right now! 640 00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,309 Don't lollygag! Go! Go! Go! 641 00:29:02,343 --> 00:29:03,277 To all units... 642 00:29:05,212 --> 00:29:06,247 Okay. 643 00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:07,414 What is wrong with you?! 644 00:29:07,448 --> 00:29:08,816 It's personal, Vince. 645 00:29:08,849 --> 00:29:10,017 - I don't care. - I do. 646 00:29:10,050 --> 00:29:11,352 You want a hot dog? Come on. 647 00:29:11,385 --> 00:29:13,120 - Yes, I do. - All right. 648 00:29:15,089 --> 00:29:16,524 - Thieves headed northeast. - Let's go. 649 00:29:16,558 --> 00:29:18,926 The sooner we nab 'em, the sooner we can get back home. 650 00:29:18,959 --> 00:29:20,194 Okay. 651 00:29:20,227 --> 00:29:21,262 Listen, the baby sitter, 652 00:29:21,295 --> 00:29:23,097 the cops, out of the picture, 653 00:29:23,130 --> 00:29:24,999 so let's take the bag and get out of here. 654 00:29:25,032 --> 00:29:26,000 - Let's do it. - Okay? 655 00:29:26,033 --> 00:29:27,201 - Okay. Okay. - All right. 656 00:29:28,836 --> 00:29:30,471 On your way out? 657 00:29:30,505 --> 00:29:32,806 Oh, hey. 658 00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:34,509 Um, no. 659 00:29:34,542 --> 00:29:36,243 No, of course not, no. 660 00:29:36,277 --> 00:29:39,113 Uh, I'm just moving the bag. 661 00:29:39,146 --> 00:29:40,848 I'm just moving the bag over here. 662 00:29:40,881 --> 00:29:43,150 That... That's what I'm doing, see? 663 00:29:43,183 --> 00:29:45,319 I just thought, a better place for it there. 664 00:29:45,352 --> 00:29:46,554 I'm just moving the bag. 665 00:29:49,857 --> 00:29:53,127 So, uh, we would never leave you guys alone. 666 00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:54,962 Come on. 667 00:29:54,995 --> 00:29:57,498 That'd be a bad baby sitter to do something like that. 668 00:29:57,532 --> 00:29:59,601 Can you read us another story? 669 00:29:59,634 --> 00:30:01,503 You know, Santa Claus can do that, 670 00:30:01,536 --> 00:30:04,506 and he's gonna be right back in five minutes, 671 00:30:04,539 --> 00:30:06,541 and he'll read you another story, okay? 672 00:30:06,574 --> 00:30:08,876 I-I promise. Yeah. 673 00:30:08,909 --> 00:30:11,045 I see you got that phone there, pal. 674 00:30:11,078 --> 00:30:12,212 I know what you're thinking. 675 00:30:12,246 --> 00:30:15,849 Don't call your mom, 'kay? 676 00:30:15,883 --> 00:30:17,484 No calling Mom. 677 00:30:17,519 --> 00:30:22,222 Because she'll be mad, and she won't pay me, maybe. 678 00:30:22,256 --> 00:30:23,490 Can you imagine? 679 00:30:23,525 --> 00:30:26,460 A-And you'd get me in trouble, okay? 680 00:30:26,493 --> 00:30:29,963 So don't... don't call her. 681 00:30:29,997 --> 00:30:31,999 Pal? Can we do that, Liam? 682 00:30:32,032 --> 00:30:34,401 Yeah, you know, call 'em? Call her? 683 00:30:34,435 --> 00:30:36,403 So listen. I'm just gonna... You know what? 684 00:30:36,437 --> 00:30:40,240 I think... So, you know, I'm gonna put it back over here. 685 00:30:40,274 --> 00:30:42,042 All right? Okay? 686 00:30:46,413 --> 00:30:48,583 We gotta get the phone off of that kid. 687 00:30:48,616 --> 00:30:50,351 Yeah, we do. Then we gotta get... 688 00:30:50,384 --> 00:30:52,052 And you're running around dressed like a woman... 689 00:30:52,086 --> 00:30:53,387 - Well... - acting like a nutcase. 690 00:30:53,420 --> 00:30:55,422 Not helping anything at all, Frank. 691 00:30:55,456 --> 00:30:57,659 We just... We just gotta get out of here, man. 692 00:30:57,692 --> 00:30:59,360 He's gonna call his mother, 693 00:30:59,393 --> 00:31:01,495 and they're gonna catch up to us, 694 00:31:01,529 --> 00:31:03,430 and we're both going back in the clink. 695 00:31:03,464 --> 00:31:06,133 Okay, so what is the plan? 696 00:31:07,602 --> 00:31:11,238 You sit on the couch and read your magic book. 697 00:31:11,271 --> 00:31:12,272 - Yeah. - Okay? 698 00:31:12,306 --> 00:31:14,108 And I'm gonna find the phone. 699 00:31:14,141 --> 00:31:16,110 All right. Did you like the book? 700 00:31:16,143 --> 00:31:18,045 No, I don't like the book. 701 00:31:18,078 --> 00:31:20,548 Maybe we can read it in prison. 702 00:31:20,582 --> 00:31:23,183 Maybe you could read in prison. Okay. 703 00:31:23,217 --> 00:31:24,351 Hey, guys. 704 00:31:24,385 --> 00:31:26,954 Okay. All righty. Here we go. 705 00:31:26,987 --> 00:31:29,289 Okay, let's... 706 00:31:29,323 --> 00:31:30,958 Back to the book. 707 00:31:30,991 --> 00:31:33,561 Ah. Ooh. 708 00:31:33,595 --> 00:31:35,462 Good times. 709 00:31:41,068 --> 00:31:44,371 - Wow, a video game. - Blehh! 710 00:31:44,405 --> 00:31:46,173 You don't know what you're missing. 711 00:31:46,206 --> 00:31:47,474 Video games are a blast. 712 00:31:47,509 --> 00:31:49,410 I'd rather have a friend like P.B. 713 00:31:49,443 --> 00:31:50,712 True. Friends are important. 714 00:31:50,745 --> 00:31:52,714 Look at me and Vince. We just love each other. 715 00:31:52,747 --> 00:31:54,448 It doesn't look like he loves you. 716 00:31:54,481 --> 00:31:56,083 Oh, yes, he does. 717 00:31:56,116 --> 00:31:57,217 In his own way. 718 00:31:59,153 --> 00:32:01,656 Call him a friend? He ripped off his console. 719 00:32:01,689 --> 00:32:04,191 He didn't steal it. He only wanted to try it. 720 00:32:04,224 --> 00:32:06,260 In fact, "stealing" is such an ugly word. 721 00:32:06,293 --> 00:32:07,695 Let's say that some people 722 00:32:07,729 --> 00:32:09,997 just want to try someone else's stuff. 723 00:32:10,030 --> 00:32:11,999 To me, it looks like he really stole it. 724 00:32:12,032 --> 00:32:14,268 P.B. doesn't steal. And you know why? 725 00:32:14,301 --> 00:32:16,136 No. Tell me. 726 00:32:16,170 --> 00:32:18,573 Because only sad and lonely people steal. 727 00:32:18,606 --> 00:32:21,008 That's what Mommy always says. 728 00:32:21,041 --> 00:32:22,510 Ah, look at this. 729 00:32:22,544 --> 00:32:26,346 Wow, let's just get absorbed in this fantastic story. 730 00:32:26,380 --> 00:32:28,015 Oh, but not too much, 731 00:32:28,048 --> 00:32:30,117 because we have to go to bed afterwards, remember? 732 00:32:30,150 --> 00:32:33,153 But now they shouldn't be fighting 733 00:32:33,187 --> 00:32:34,354 over a video game. 734 00:32:34,388 --> 00:32:35,623 That's right. 735 00:32:35,657 --> 00:32:37,592 There are better reasons to fight. 736 00:32:37,625 --> 00:32:40,427 No, there is never a good reason to fight. 737 00:32:40,461 --> 00:32:42,262 Well, I would do it, too. 738 00:32:44,231 --> 00:32:46,099 Hmph. Eh? 739 00:32:48,135 --> 00:32:49,436 Ah. 740 00:32:49,470 --> 00:32:52,339 Hey, P.B., that's no way to behave. 741 00:32:52,372 --> 00:32:55,275 Liam is obsessed with video games. 742 00:32:55,309 --> 00:32:57,779 - Video games are so stupid. - True. 743 00:32:57,812 --> 00:33:00,615 That's because you've never played Intergalactic Monsters. 744 00:33:00,648 --> 00:33:01,616 Is it fun? 745 00:33:01,649 --> 00:33:03,651 Really cool. Super cool. 746 00:33:03,685 --> 00:33:05,520 Hmm. Really? 747 00:33:05,553 --> 00:33:07,287 You bet. Look. 748 00:33:11,391 --> 00:33:13,661 Fishing rod. Who would ever come up with the idea 749 00:33:13,695 --> 00:33:15,295 of stealing with a fishing rod? 750 00:33:15,329 --> 00:33:16,731 Yeah. Right? 751 00:33:25,072 --> 00:33:26,073 Hey. 752 00:33:26,106 --> 00:33:27,742 No. 753 00:33:27,775 --> 00:33:29,677 Ohh. 754 00:33:35,382 --> 00:33:37,652 Oh, no. Look how they're bickering. 755 00:33:37,685 --> 00:33:39,687 Come on. Don't be like that. 756 00:33:39,721 --> 00:33:40,755 You love each other. 757 00:33:46,694 --> 00:33:49,429 It's useless to be greedy. 758 00:33:49,463 --> 00:33:50,765 Right, Uncle Frank? 759 00:33:50,798 --> 00:33:53,133 Yes, honey. That's so true. 760 00:33:53,166 --> 00:33:54,669 Yeah, but Swifty has to come up 761 00:33:54,702 --> 00:33:56,169 with something smarter to fool him. 762 00:33:56,203 --> 00:33:57,337 No way. 763 00:34:00,474 --> 00:34:02,276 Hmm. 764 00:34:02,309 --> 00:34:04,111 Eh? 765 00:34:04,144 --> 00:34:05,412 - Uh... - Whoa! 766 00:34:05,445 --> 00:34:08,181 That's what good friends do. 767 00:34:08,215 --> 00:34:09,651 Hmm? 768 00:34:09,684 --> 00:34:12,486 There. Good thing Jade took it. 769 00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:14,722 This way, they'll stop bickering. 770 00:34:14,756 --> 00:34:15,723 Hmm? 771 00:34:27,301 --> 00:34:28,402 And then we'll... 772 00:34:28,435 --> 00:34:30,404 No. No. 773 00:34:34,441 --> 00:34:35,442 Okay. 774 00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:47,522 Now who's playing with it? 775 00:34:47,555 --> 00:34:50,324 When two dogs fight, the third runs away with the bone. 776 00:34:52,192 --> 00:34:53,561 Wait. 777 00:34:53,595 --> 00:34:55,663 Aw, come on. 778 00:34:56,764 --> 00:34:59,366 Okay, let's read another one. 779 00:34:59,399 --> 00:35:00,702 Yeah. 780 00:35:00,735 --> 00:35:01,736 Hmm. 781 00:35:01,769 --> 00:35:03,705 Hmm? 782 00:35:03,738 --> 00:35:05,740 What a nice house Swifty has. 783 00:35:06,841 --> 00:35:08,776 Mmm. Muffins are delicious. 784 00:35:08,810 --> 00:35:10,745 Especially the blueberry ones. 785 00:35:10,778 --> 00:35:12,714 Oh, yes. Muffins are delicious. 786 00:35:12,747 --> 00:35:13,881 The doorbell. 787 00:35:13,915 --> 00:35:16,249 Who can it be? 788 00:35:18,753 --> 00:35:20,320 Hmm? Hmm? 789 00:35:22,389 --> 00:35:23,625 Puffins? 790 00:35:23,658 --> 00:35:25,793 Swifty, they're right behind you. 791 00:35:25,827 --> 00:35:27,595 Uh-oh. They got inside. 792 00:35:27,629 --> 00:35:29,897 Now they'll surely get into some mischief. 793 00:35:29,931 --> 00:35:31,398 Always watch your back, guys. 794 00:35:31,431 --> 00:35:33,835 It's the first rule of a-a thief... 795 00:35:33,868 --> 00:35:35,402 Well, it's a general rule. 796 00:35:35,435 --> 00:35:36,738 - Aww! - Goodbye, breakfast. 797 00:35:36,771 --> 00:35:37,905 Poor Swifty. 798 00:35:37,939 --> 00:35:39,841 They're stealing from him again. 799 00:35:39,874 --> 00:35:41,643 I told you the puffins are bad. 800 00:35:41,676 --> 00:35:43,745 Or do you think it's only because they feel lonely? 801 00:35:43,778 --> 00:35:45,780 Maybe Otto never feeds them 802 00:35:45,813 --> 00:35:47,481 and they're only hungry. 803 00:35:47,515 --> 00:35:50,283 Yeah. Yeah, that's possible. 804 00:35:50,317 --> 00:35:52,219 What a mess. 805 00:35:52,252 --> 00:35:54,722 You'll see the puffins coming out on top this time. 806 00:35:56,791 --> 00:35:59,226 Come on. Show 'em your stuff, Swifty. 807 00:36:01,829 --> 00:36:04,464 No, the bad guys are never intelligent. 808 00:36:04,498 --> 00:36:05,432 Mm... 809 00:36:06,534 --> 00:36:07,502 Hey. 810 00:36:20,648 --> 00:36:22,382 They got distracted. 811 00:36:22,416 --> 00:36:23,651 Yeah, they did. 812 00:36:23,685 --> 00:36:26,521 Got it. At least one muffin is safe. 813 00:36:26,554 --> 00:36:28,488 Aha! 814 00:36:29,691 --> 00:36:30,992 They caught him again. 815 00:36:31,025 --> 00:36:32,860 I guess in the end, you're better off 816 00:36:32,894 --> 00:36:34,762 being a thief than being robbed. 817 00:36:34,796 --> 00:36:36,597 - I agree. - You do? 818 00:36:36,631 --> 00:36:38,800 Well, let's forget about it and just go to bed. 819 00:36:38,833 --> 00:36:40,434 - Not yet. - Oh, boy. 820 00:36:40,467 --> 00:36:42,737 Well, believe me, the life of a thief 821 00:36:42,770 --> 00:36:44,772 is no bed of roses. 822 00:36:44,806 --> 00:36:46,007 How would you know? 823 00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:49,309 Well, you know, I, uh... 824 00:36:49,342 --> 00:36:50,444 heard a lot of things. 825 00:36:51,579 --> 00:36:52,513 Huh? 826 00:36:55,382 --> 00:36:57,284 Hmm. 827 00:36:59,721 --> 00:37:02,422 No. He's left without breakfast. 828 00:37:02,456 --> 00:37:04,959 That's the most important meal of the day. 829 00:37:04,992 --> 00:37:07,795 The sooner you sleep, the sooner you'll have it. 830 00:37:07,829 --> 00:37:09,564 Thank goodness. 831 00:37:09,597 --> 00:37:11,766 Swifty, a blueberry was left. 832 00:37:20,074 --> 00:37:22,442 Oh, my goodness. He's choking. 833 00:37:22,476 --> 00:37:24,912 - Again. - Yes, again. 834 00:37:24,946 --> 00:37:27,548 I didn't know it could happen so often. 835 00:37:27,582 --> 00:37:28,883 You have to be careful. 836 00:37:28,916 --> 00:37:31,318 Thank God Liam knows the procedure. 837 00:37:31,351 --> 00:37:33,487 Plunk. Right in the water. 838 00:37:33,521 --> 00:37:35,455 - Hmm? - Goodbye, breakfast. 839 00:37:35,489 --> 00:37:36,591 Hey, Santa. 840 00:37:39,459 --> 00:37:40,528 Yeah? 841 00:37:40,561 --> 00:37:41,829 - Listen. - Mm-hmm. 842 00:37:41,863 --> 00:37:43,865 Looking at you gave me the idea, by the way. 843 00:37:43,898 --> 00:37:45,298 Mm-hmm. 844 00:37:45,332 --> 00:37:46,634 You know where they're gonna put us 845 00:37:46,667 --> 00:37:48,669 if, uh, they find out we're in here, 846 00:37:48,703 --> 00:37:51,005 we're not escaped by then. Right? 847 00:37:51,038 --> 00:37:52,339 Right. 848 00:37:52,372 --> 00:37:55,408 So you go and distract them kids. 849 00:37:55,442 --> 00:37:56,778 - Mm-hmm. - And I'm gonna look around 850 00:37:56,811 --> 00:37:57,779 and find the phone. 851 00:37:57,812 --> 00:37:58,746 - Mm-hmm. - Okay. 852 00:38:00,380 --> 00:38:01,616 Well, well, well. 853 00:38:01,649 --> 00:38:03,718 Let's see how this story ends. 854 00:38:08,421 --> 00:38:09,489 Mmm. 855 00:38:09,524 --> 00:38:11,324 Mmm. 856 00:38:11,358 --> 00:38:12,760 Oh, ho. 857 00:38:15,730 --> 00:38:17,832 Thank goodness Swifty got P.B. 858 00:38:17,865 --> 00:38:19,366 What a friend. 859 00:38:20,868 --> 00:38:21,903 Eh? 860 00:38:24,005 --> 00:38:25,640 Yeah. 861 00:38:25,673 --> 00:38:26,774 Oh, yeah, yeah. Come on. 862 00:38:26,808 --> 00:38:28,075 Oh, yeah. 863 00:38:28,109 --> 00:38:30,111 Okay. Got some crumbs. 864 00:38:30,144 --> 00:38:31,579 Okay. 865 00:38:31,612 --> 00:38:32,914 Good. 866 00:38:32,947 --> 00:38:36,584 Mm-hmm. Hmm. 867 00:38:42,957 --> 00:38:43,958 Hmm. 868 00:38:50,698 --> 00:38:53,466 This story made me hungry, too. 869 00:38:53,501 --> 00:38:55,770 Well, shouldn't you kids go to sleep first? 870 00:38:55,803 --> 00:38:57,772 You can have breakfast tomorrow. 871 00:38:57,805 --> 00:38:59,406 - Mmm. - Puffins won't steal it. 872 00:38:59,439 --> 00:39:01,709 No. We're hungry now. 873 00:39:01,742 --> 00:39:03,077 Fine. 874 00:39:03,110 --> 00:39:05,412 I'm hungry, too. Let's prepare something. 875 00:39:07,949 --> 00:39:09,984 Hmm. Frozen pizza. 876 00:39:11,652 --> 00:39:14,755 Perfect. 877 00:39:14,789 --> 00:39:17,091 We're not eating frozen pizza on Christmas Eve. 878 00:39:17,124 --> 00:39:18,526 - Yes, we are. - No. 879 00:39:18,559 --> 00:39:19,961 - It's perfect. - No, no. 880 00:39:19,994 --> 00:39:22,563 The kids deserve a full meal with all the trimmings. 881 00:39:22,597 --> 00:39:26,033 Listen. It doesn't matter what they eat. 882 00:39:26,067 --> 00:39:28,569 As long as they eat something, then they'll go right to sleep. 883 00:39:28,603 --> 00:39:29,904 Yeah. Put down the frozen pizza, Vince. 884 00:39:29,937 --> 00:39:31,404 Are you gonna hit me with that? 885 00:39:31,438 --> 00:39:32,874 Maybe. Put it down. Put it down. 886 00:39:32,907 --> 00:39:34,742 Point is, they're gonna have pizza. 887 00:39:34,775 --> 00:39:36,443 - Yeah. No, no. - Yeah. Cooking. 888 00:39:36,476 --> 00:39:37,778 No, no. I'm gonna cook. 889 00:39:37,812 --> 00:39:40,413 I'm cooking, okay? 890 00:39:40,447 --> 00:39:43,483 Okay, what are you kids up to now? 891 00:39:44,552 --> 00:39:46,053 Hmm? 892 00:39:46,087 --> 00:39:47,855 Now you read. 893 00:39:47,889 --> 00:39:49,123 Ho ho ho ho. 894 00:39:49,156 --> 00:39:51,993 No. Out of the question. 895 00:39:52,026 --> 00:39:54,662 What are you, nuts? 896 00:39:55,897 --> 00:39:58,398 Okay. All right. 897 00:40:03,604 --> 00:40:04,972 Hmm? Hmm? 898 00:40:05,006 --> 00:40:06,607 Oh, how scary. 899 00:40:09,176 --> 00:40:12,113 Careful, Swifty. The puffins are there. 900 00:40:12,146 --> 00:40:13,547 Well, don't spy. 901 00:40:13,581 --> 00:40:15,149 There's nothing worse than a rat fink. 902 00:40:15,182 --> 00:40:17,585 She's not a rat fink. The puffins are thieves. 903 00:40:17,618 --> 00:40:18,886 They're bad. 904 00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:20,721 That's a narrow point of view, kid. 905 00:40:20,755 --> 00:40:22,790 But, Uncle Vince... 906 00:40:22,823 --> 00:40:24,457 Oh, don't you dare. 907 00:40:24,491 --> 00:40:25,927 Hmm? 908 00:40:32,767 --> 00:40:34,135 Huh? 909 00:40:34,168 --> 00:40:36,170 The puffins again. What do they want? 910 00:40:37,772 --> 00:40:40,675 The teacher says the children who misbehave 911 00:40:40,708 --> 00:40:41,976 only want a little love. 912 00:40:42,009 --> 00:40:43,010 What love? 913 00:40:43,044 --> 00:40:44,645 It's an ambush. 914 00:40:44,679 --> 00:40:46,514 They want to steal away his packages. 915 00:40:46,547 --> 00:40:48,683 Of course they want to attract attention. 916 00:40:48,716 --> 00:40:50,483 Yeah, right, buster. 917 00:40:50,518 --> 00:40:52,253 The bully at our school doesn't seek for attention. 918 00:40:52,286 --> 00:40:54,255 - He just wants to beat us up. - Oops. 919 00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:00,561 Who is "Lee"? 920 00:41:03,230 --> 00:41:04,632 I like this Lee guy. 921 00:41:04,665 --> 00:41:07,101 He's a karate champion. 922 00:41:07,134 --> 00:41:08,936 Good morning, Swifty. 923 00:41:18,112 --> 00:41:19,981 That's a fine kung fu style. 924 00:41:20,014 --> 00:41:21,649 I'm up on this stuff. 925 00:41:25,586 --> 00:41:27,054 Good going, Swifty. 926 00:41:27,088 --> 00:41:31,092 Learn from him so you'll know how to defend yourself. 927 00:41:36,864 --> 00:41:39,166 Swifty doesn't look ready for martial arts. 928 00:41:40,768 --> 00:41:42,203 Surely not. 929 00:41:42,236 --> 00:41:43,270 Eh? 930 00:41:43,304 --> 00:41:45,106 Hmm. 931 00:41:45,139 --> 00:41:46,874 Mom is black belt. When she comes home, 932 00:41:46,907 --> 00:41:48,309 she can show you a few moves. 933 00:41:48,342 --> 00:41:49,810 Well, she better not, 934 00:41:49,844 --> 00:41:52,113 because I'm totally against violence, 935 00:41:52,146 --> 00:41:53,681 especially at Christmastime. 936 00:42:07,995 --> 00:42:09,797 Swifty's a disaster. 937 00:42:09,830 --> 00:42:11,065 He'll never learn. 938 00:42:14,935 --> 00:42:17,638 Come on, Swifty. You can do it. 939 00:42:22,943 --> 00:42:24,278 Whoa! 940 00:42:34,855 --> 00:42:35,923 Eh? 941 00:42:45,699 --> 00:42:47,835 Mm-mm. 942 00:42:47,868 --> 00:42:49,203 I'm curious to know. 943 00:42:49,236 --> 00:42:52,373 What's the thing that puts you both to sleep 944 00:42:52,406 --> 00:42:54,375 the fastest possible? 945 00:42:54,408 --> 00:42:58,379 You and Frank are so much fun, I don't never... 946 00:42:58,412 --> 00:43:01,115 I never want to go to sleep again. 947 00:43:06,220 --> 00:43:07,888 Yes, that's what I mean. 948 00:43:07,922 --> 00:43:09,323 He's getting better. 949 00:43:09,356 --> 00:43:11,158 Looks like he finally learned. 950 00:43:19,733 --> 00:43:22,336 Oh, no. The puffins are at it again. 951 00:43:29,076 --> 00:43:30,678 Eh? 952 00:43:32,079 --> 00:43:33,848 Now he knows how to defend himself. 953 00:43:37,685 --> 00:43:38,886 Hmm? Hmm? 954 00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:41,222 Oh, no. 955 00:43:41,255 --> 00:43:43,157 He let himself be cheated again. 956 00:43:48,362 --> 00:43:50,898 Hey, who wants to help with the potatoes? 957 00:43:50,931 --> 00:43:51,866 Me! 958 00:43:54,034 --> 00:43:55,903 You don't look like you're into these stories 959 00:43:55,936 --> 00:43:56,971 all that so much. 960 00:43:57,004 --> 00:43:58,339 Maybe they're growing on me. 961 00:44:05,713 --> 00:44:09,683 Daddy works in a company that digs for oil. 962 00:44:09,717 --> 00:44:11,152 That's why he's never home. 963 00:44:11,185 --> 00:44:13,020 That's life, son. You gotta be ready. 964 00:44:15,055 --> 00:44:16,824 Yeah. 965 00:44:19,226 --> 00:44:21,262 Look. A gold nugget. 966 00:44:21,295 --> 00:44:22,997 If I ever found one, 967 00:44:23,030 --> 00:44:25,966 I'd buy myself the Black Star Adventure Super Starship. 968 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,435 With a nugget like that, you could buy the whole factory. 969 00:44:28,469 --> 00:44:29,837 What would you buy? 970 00:44:29,870 --> 00:44:32,039 Uh, I don't know. 971 00:44:32,072 --> 00:44:34,108 Then why are you working then? 972 00:44:34,141 --> 00:44:35,943 No, actually, what's your job? 973 00:44:35,976 --> 00:44:39,380 - Baby sitting. - Ah. Right. 974 00:44:39,413 --> 00:44:41,115 Hmm? 975 00:44:42,917 --> 00:44:44,151 Eh? 976 00:44:44,185 --> 00:44:46,153 You must really feel lonely. 977 00:44:46,187 --> 00:44:47,788 What, me lonely? 978 00:44:47,821 --> 00:44:49,890 Why do you think I'm lonely. What are you, crazy? 979 00:44:49,924 --> 00:44:52,092 - Hmph. - I'm not lonely at all. 980 00:44:57,431 --> 00:44:59,066 You know what, Vince? 981 00:44:59,099 --> 00:45:00,968 That's what happens when you're too greedy. 982 00:45:03,237 --> 00:45:04,338 Eh? 983 00:45:04,371 --> 00:45:05,339 Hmm? 984 00:45:06,473 --> 00:45:08,510 Ah. Hmm. 985 00:45:08,543 --> 00:45:11,011 Hey, Vince, imagine how lucky you'd be 986 00:45:11,045 --> 00:45:12,446 if a gold nugget fell on you. 987 00:45:12,479 --> 00:45:14,215 The snowmobile's cool. 988 00:45:15,282 --> 00:45:16,917 - Mmm. - Look. 989 00:45:16,951 --> 00:45:20,054 Everyone is imaging what they'd buy if they were rich. 990 00:45:20,087 --> 00:45:21,755 How's it possible that you don't know 991 00:45:21,789 --> 00:45:23,190 what you'd buy if you were rich? 992 00:45:25,025 --> 00:45:25,993 Mmm. 993 00:45:27,194 --> 00:45:29,096 Mm. Mm. 994 00:45:29,129 --> 00:45:31,432 Hey, P.B. is running away with the nugget. 995 00:45:35,002 --> 00:45:38,172 I would never steal, especially not from a friend. 996 00:45:38,205 --> 00:45:39,340 Oh, trust me. Listen, 997 00:45:39,373 --> 00:45:40,975 your friends will always let you down, 998 00:45:41,008 --> 00:45:43,811 and relatives are even worse. 999 00:45:45,379 --> 00:45:46,780 I made myself a brother, 1000 00:45:46,814 --> 00:45:49,250 one who, uh, wouldn't double-cross me. 1001 00:45:49,283 --> 00:45:50,851 Not to speak of dads. 1002 00:45:50,884 --> 00:45:52,119 What? 1003 00:45:52,152 --> 00:45:53,821 My dad said he was coming for Christmas. 1004 00:45:53,854 --> 00:45:55,923 Listen, I'm sure your dad 1005 00:45:55,956 --> 00:45:58,092 really wanted to be here with you, 1006 00:45:58,125 --> 00:45:59,360 and he probably tried really hard 1007 00:45:59,393 --> 00:46:01,161 to be here for Christmastime. 1008 00:46:02,830 --> 00:46:03,797 Right? 1009 00:46:03,831 --> 00:46:05,132 Hmph. 1010 00:46:05,165 --> 00:46:06,568 Well, don't think that he didn't try. 1011 00:46:06,601 --> 00:46:08,302 I'm sure that he tried very hard. 1012 00:46:08,335 --> 00:46:11,839 It probably meant an awful lot to him to be here with you. 1013 00:46:11,872 --> 00:46:14,308 Man, if I was your dad, I'd... I'd want to be here. 1014 00:46:14,341 --> 00:46:15,876 That's for sure. 1015 00:46:15,909 --> 00:46:17,444 You know, I'm just a dumb baby-sitter, 1016 00:46:17,478 --> 00:46:20,281 but you should think more highly of your dad, 1017 00:46:20,314 --> 00:46:22,584 because he probably loves you very much. 1018 00:46:22,617 --> 00:46:23,851 All right? 1019 00:46:23,884 --> 00:46:24,818 Yeah. 1020 00:46:26,987 --> 00:46:28,889 Aw, what a good guy Swifty is. 1021 00:46:28,922 --> 00:46:31,559 In the end, he gave the nugget to charity. 1022 00:46:31,593 --> 00:46:33,093 That's the way you do it. 1023 00:46:33,127 --> 00:46:34,895 Hey. 1024 00:46:34,928 --> 00:46:36,864 How'd the potatoes work out? 1025 00:46:36,897 --> 00:46:38,032 Good. 1026 00:46:38,065 --> 00:46:39,534 All right, how's Uncle Frank? 1027 00:46:40,635 --> 00:46:41,603 Mm-hmm. 1028 00:46:41,636 --> 00:46:43,837 Okay. 1029 00:46:49,544 --> 00:46:50,612 Hmm? 1030 00:46:52,246 --> 00:46:54,148 Hmm? 1031 00:46:54,181 --> 00:46:56,283 Uh-oh. These two are super sweet. 1032 00:46:56,317 --> 00:46:57,619 Ahh. 1033 00:46:57,652 --> 00:46:59,253 - Oh! - A surprise party. 1034 00:46:59,286 --> 00:47:01,355 - Hah! - Hah! 1035 00:47:03,924 --> 00:47:04,958 Oh? 1036 00:47:04,992 --> 00:47:06,193 They even have fireworks. 1037 00:47:07,595 --> 00:47:08,929 Truly in love, 1038 00:47:08,962 --> 00:47:11,165 like Liam and the redhead girl. 1039 00:47:11,198 --> 00:47:12,567 Cut it out. It's not true. 1040 00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:14,502 Oh, my goodness. What is happening? 1041 00:47:20,007 --> 00:47:22,009 Ah! 1042 00:47:22,042 --> 00:47:24,878 Look what happens when you play with fire. 1043 00:47:24,912 --> 00:47:26,146 Whoa! 1044 00:47:29,049 --> 00:47:30,384 Oh, no. The puffins again. 1045 00:47:31,985 --> 00:47:34,088 Wow, how beautiful. 1046 00:47:35,122 --> 00:47:36,156 Always those awful birds. 1047 00:47:36,190 --> 00:47:38,959 Ah? Hmm. 1048 00:47:40,260 --> 00:47:41,629 They're finally hugging. 1049 00:47:41,663 --> 00:47:44,666 And now, you, Liam, don't go saying, "Gross." 1050 00:47:44,699 --> 00:47:47,267 - What do I get if I don't? - A kiss in the cheek. 1051 00:47:47,301 --> 00:47:48,268 Then I'll shut up. 1052 00:47:48,302 --> 00:47:50,037 Hmm. 1053 00:47:52,339 --> 00:47:54,208 Okay, here we go again. 1054 00:47:54,241 --> 00:47:56,511 Look at the puffins wanting to steal the fireworks. 1055 00:47:56,544 --> 00:47:58,278 They'll never change. 1056 00:48:06,487 --> 00:48:08,122 Eh? Eh? 1057 00:48:08,155 --> 00:48:09,123 Ta-da! 1058 00:48:09,156 --> 00:48:10,558 Happy birthday, P.B. 1059 00:48:10,592 --> 00:48:13,293 I say he's four years old, like me. 1060 00:48:13,327 --> 00:48:15,530 What? You see how big he is? 1061 00:48:15,563 --> 00:48:18,232 Bears are big, even when they're puppies. 1062 00:48:18,265 --> 00:48:20,267 Yeah, sure. Anyhow, for my birthday, 1063 00:48:20,300 --> 00:48:21,935 I want a cake like that one. 1064 00:48:23,437 --> 00:48:25,038 Mm? 1065 00:48:25,072 --> 00:48:27,107 What are the puffins doing? 1066 00:48:27,141 --> 00:48:28,510 Something's fishy for sure. 1067 00:48:34,281 --> 00:48:36,584 Not all. See how good they are? 1068 00:48:36,618 --> 00:48:39,286 They only wanted to celebrate Otto's birthday. 1069 00:48:39,319 --> 00:48:42,256 The poor boy never gets any celebrations. 1070 00:48:42,289 --> 00:48:43,457 - Ah. - Ah. 1071 00:48:43,490 --> 00:48:45,125 Ohh. 1072 00:48:49,731 --> 00:48:51,498 Run for it, Otto. 1073 00:48:51,533 --> 00:48:52,567 Ohh! 1074 00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:54,502 Eh? 1075 00:49:01,509 --> 00:49:03,444 Uh-oh. 1076 00:49:04,746 --> 00:49:07,549 Uh-oh. Now those really are fireworks. 1077 00:49:07,582 --> 00:49:10,083 And do you see how the puffins saved him? 1078 00:49:10,117 --> 00:49:11,619 That's what friends are for. 1079 00:49:15,255 --> 00:49:18,626 I bet you nobody have given you a surprise party. 1080 00:49:18,660 --> 00:49:20,394 Hmm. Maybe you're right. 1081 00:49:20,427 --> 00:49:22,196 That's why you're so angry, right? 1082 00:49:22,229 --> 00:49:23,397 Maybe. 1083 00:49:23,430 --> 00:49:26,166 I am kind of grumpy sometimes, I guess. 1084 00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:28,268 But you kids make me happy. 1085 00:49:29,303 --> 00:49:32,072 Children, dinner is served. 1086 00:49:32,105 --> 00:49:33,340 - Yay! - Yay! 1087 00:49:35,476 --> 00:49:37,010 - Wow. - Wow. 1088 00:49:37,044 --> 00:49:39,012 Vince. 1089 00:49:39,046 --> 00:49:40,748 You're not gonna eat with us? 1090 00:49:40,782 --> 00:49:44,418 You know, uh, I'm not hungry. 1091 00:49:44,451 --> 00:49:45,520 All right. 1092 00:49:45,553 --> 00:49:48,989 So you guys go ahead, all right? 1093 00:49:50,090 --> 00:49:51,225 Okay. 1094 00:49:56,163 --> 00:49:57,464 Mmm. 1095 00:49:57,498 --> 00:50:00,400 It's the best Christmas dinner I ever had. 1096 00:50:00,434 --> 00:50:03,103 Well, it's the best Christmas dinner I've ever had, too. 1097 00:50:03,136 --> 00:50:04,572 You know, when I cooked in prison, 1098 00:50:04,606 --> 00:50:06,541 we didn't have many ingredients. 1099 00:50:07,709 --> 00:50:08,743 Um, in prison. 1100 00:50:08,776 --> 00:50:11,278 Not it... I wasn't in prison. 1101 00:50:11,311 --> 00:50:14,816 I worked at a restaurant called In Prison. 1102 00:50:14,849 --> 00:50:16,483 And we didn't have 1103 00:50:16,518 --> 00:50:20,187 as many ingredients there of course. 1104 00:50:20,220 --> 00:50:22,790 Mom always buys super-delicious stuff. 1105 00:50:22,824 --> 00:50:24,626 But then she has never any time to cook, 1106 00:50:24,659 --> 00:50:26,528 so we always end up with frozen food. 1107 00:50:26,561 --> 00:50:28,295 Yeah. 1108 00:50:28,328 --> 00:50:30,063 Well... 1109 00:50:30,097 --> 00:50:32,065 Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. 1110 00:50:32,099 --> 00:50:35,637 It's an interesting cover for your phone there. 1111 00:50:35,670 --> 00:50:40,508 Okay, who's ready for the most beautiful, 1112 00:50:40,542 --> 00:50:43,511 tasty chocolate cake you've ever had in your life? 1113 00:50:43,545 --> 00:50:45,479 - Me! - Yes! 1114 00:50:45,513 --> 00:50:47,147 - Yes! - Yes! Tell you what. 1115 00:50:47,180 --> 00:50:49,316 Get your taste buds ready, and I mean get 'em ready. 1116 00:50:49,349 --> 00:50:50,785 They might explode. Be right back. 1117 00:50:54,321 --> 00:50:56,290 What are you doing? 1118 00:50:56,323 --> 00:50:58,158 Exercising my taste buds. 1119 00:50:58,191 --> 00:50:59,493 You know, the police are here. 1120 00:50:59,527 --> 00:51:01,194 Yeah. Yeah. 1121 00:51:01,228 --> 00:51:02,797 - We gotta get out. - Yeah. 1122 00:51:02,830 --> 00:51:05,533 I haven't served cake yet. 1123 00:51:05,567 --> 00:51:07,735 Well, then give it to 'em. 1124 00:51:07,769 --> 00:51:09,704 - Okay. All right. - And put 'em to bed, Frank. 1125 00:51:09,737 --> 00:51:11,773 Okay, I will. You want cake? 1126 00:51:11,806 --> 00:51:13,240 - No. - Okay. 1127 00:51:17,344 --> 00:51:19,413 Let's hope it's not too fantastically good, 1128 00:51:19,446 --> 00:51:21,248 so we can leave some for Mom. 1129 00:51:21,281 --> 00:51:23,450 Yeah. I wonder when she's coming back. 1130 00:51:23,483 --> 00:51:26,186 Let's see if they have anything about the robbery on the news. 1131 00:51:26,219 --> 00:51:28,488 The main suspects are a couple of petty criminals 1132 00:51:28,523 --> 00:51:30,123 who allegedly fled the crime scene 1133 00:51:30,157 --> 00:51:31,458 dressed as Santa Claus and his elf. 1134 00:51:31,491 --> 00:51:32,894 Look! Santa Claus and his elf. 1135 00:51:32,927 --> 00:51:34,494 ...still hiding in the neighborhood. 1136 00:51:34,529 --> 00:51:37,230 Why did you turn it off? I liked it. 1137 00:51:42,870 --> 00:51:46,139 Let's see what he comes up with this time. 1138 00:51:46,173 --> 00:51:47,642 - Hello? - Mom? 1139 00:51:47,675 --> 00:51:49,711 You know those thieves you're looking for, 1140 00:51:49,744 --> 00:51:51,546 they're our baby sitters. 1141 00:51:51,579 --> 00:51:53,146 I told you not to call me 1142 00:51:53,180 --> 00:51:55,717 with your usual baloney crackpot stories. 1143 00:51:55,750 --> 00:51:56,851 I'll be right home. 1144 00:51:56,884 --> 00:51:59,520 Mom? Mom? 1145 00:52:06,628 --> 00:52:09,296 Did you tell her that we're leaving some food for her? 1146 00:52:18,673 --> 00:52:21,542 Who wants some chocolate cake? 1147 00:52:21,576 --> 00:52:23,210 Me! 1148 00:52:31,318 --> 00:52:32,754 They came this way. 1149 00:52:37,257 --> 00:52:38,793 This place sure is spooky. 1150 00:52:46,433 --> 00:52:47,702 It was crazy good. 1151 00:52:47,735 --> 00:52:49,469 It is, right? 1152 00:52:49,504 --> 00:52:50,838 What are you gonna give me? 1153 00:52:54,876 --> 00:52:56,844 - Is it bad? - No. 1154 00:52:56,878 --> 00:52:58,913 So what are you gonna give me? 1155 00:52:58,946 --> 00:53:01,214 Santa's gonna bring you a lot of great things. 1156 00:53:03,518 --> 00:53:05,620 Now who's gonna tell me the good-night story? 1157 00:53:05,653 --> 00:53:07,555 I am. 1158 00:53:07,588 --> 00:53:09,423 I am right now. 1159 00:53:10,792 --> 00:53:12,459 You're gonna get surprises from Santa 1160 00:53:12,492 --> 00:53:13,661 under the tree, too, son. 1161 00:53:15,863 --> 00:53:17,665 Okay, let's go. 1162 00:53:21,636 --> 00:53:23,203 Liam, you come here, too. 1163 00:53:24,271 --> 00:53:25,773 I have to go to the bathroom. 1164 00:53:25,807 --> 00:53:27,240 I'll catch you later. 1165 00:53:27,274 --> 00:53:28,509 Okay, but don't take too long, 1166 00:53:28,543 --> 00:53:29,409 or I fall asleep. 1167 00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:34,682 Did you eat anything? 1168 00:53:34,716 --> 00:53:36,584 No, honey. I'm just not in the mood. 1169 00:53:36,617 --> 00:53:37,852 I'm not hungry. I don't know. 1170 00:53:37,885 --> 00:53:39,486 The chocolate's in the study. 1171 00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:41,488 Really? Okay, let's go get it. 1172 00:53:41,522 --> 00:53:42,557 Show me where it is. 1173 00:53:42,590 --> 00:53:43,891 Come on. 1174 00:53:54,736 --> 00:53:55,703 Let's read. 1175 00:53:55,737 --> 00:53:57,304 Hoo! 1176 00:53:58,606 --> 00:53:59,941 Where's Liam? 1177 00:54:01,909 --> 00:54:03,711 He's still in the bathroom. 1178 00:54:03,745 --> 00:54:05,378 Oh, once upon a time 1179 00:54:05,412 --> 00:54:08,315 on the salt flats of Bonneville... 1180 00:54:08,348 --> 00:54:09,349 I'm joking. 1181 00:54:10,885 --> 00:54:12,587 Once upon a time in the Arctic... 1182 00:54:12,620 --> 00:54:15,623 Once again, the puffins against Swifty. 1183 00:54:15,656 --> 00:54:17,390 Yes, it seems the case. 1184 00:54:17,424 --> 00:54:21,829 But now let's just relax and prepare to fall asleep, right? 1185 00:54:21,863 --> 00:54:23,296 It's about time. 1186 00:54:23,330 --> 00:54:24,832 Eh? 1187 00:54:24,866 --> 00:54:26,466 He fainted. 1188 00:54:26,501 --> 00:54:28,368 Eh? 1189 00:54:30,638 --> 00:54:32,039 Uh, uh... 1190 00:54:36,644 --> 00:54:38,813 He likes Swifty. 1191 00:54:38,846 --> 00:54:42,984 I told you they only do mischief because they feel lonely. 1192 00:54:45,052 --> 00:54:47,420 Yeah, it's so sad to be alone, honey. 1193 00:54:49,891 --> 00:54:52,627 Hmm? 1194 00:54:52,660 --> 00:54:53,628 Eh? 1195 00:54:54,662 --> 00:54:55,763 Problem is that Otto 1196 00:54:55,797 --> 00:54:57,031 noticed that one is missing, 1197 00:54:57,064 --> 00:54:59,466 and now he's gonna hunt him down. 1198 00:54:59,499 --> 00:55:02,670 Of course. Otto doesn't have friends beside the puffins. 1199 00:55:02,703 --> 00:55:04,639 I used to like Otto, 1200 00:55:04,672 --> 00:55:06,774 but right now, I don't know. 1201 00:55:06,808 --> 00:55:08,976 I kind of like Swifty, you know? 1202 00:55:09,010 --> 00:55:10,678 - How come? - Well, um... 1203 00:55:10,711 --> 00:55:11,913 I guess I changed my mind 1204 00:55:11,946 --> 00:55:13,480 or my heart. 1205 00:55:13,514 --> 00:55:14,782 Ouch! What a shock! 1206 00:55:14,816 --> 00:55:16,784 Ohh. 1207 00:55:19,654 --> 00:55:22,757 Oh, no. They got hurt. 1208 00:55:32,166 --> 00:55:33,734 Now they're all his friends. 1209 00:55:33,768 --> 00:55:36,771 It's so important not to be alone, right? 1210 00:55:39,841 --> 00:55:41,676 Absolutely. 1211 00:55:41,709 --> 00:55:44,111 And thank God I have you guys this Christmas night. 1212 00:55:44,145 --> 00:55:45,546 And we have you. 1213 00:55:49,482 --> 00:55:51,586 Poor Otto. Now he's all alone. 1214 00:55:51,619 --> 00:55:54,889 Yeah. Yeah. 1215 00:55:54,922 --> 00:55:56,824 Oh, it's sad. 1216 00:55:56,858 --> 00:55:58,458 Sad. It's sad. 1217 00:55:58,491 --> 00:55:59,560 - Yeah, no, I... - It's sad. 1218 00:55:59,594 --> 00:56:01,529 - I think so, too. - Yeah, jeez. 1219 00:56:01,562 --> 00:56:03,764 - Yeah. - Listen, one more story, 1220 00:56:03,798 --> 00:56:05,566 and it's time for bed for you, okay? 1221 00:56:13,140 --> 00:56:14,407 Someone is spying. 1222 00:56:15,676 --> 00:56:16,944 Obviously is Otto. 1223 00:56:16,978 --> 00:56:19,412 This guy again. I'm so tired of him. 1224 00:56:19,446 --> 00:56:20,548 Aren't you tired? 1225 00:56:20,581 --> 00:56:21,883 - Let's just go to sleep. - No! 1226 00:56:21,916 --> 00:56:23,818 Oh, good. That's a cannon. 1227 00:56:23,851 --> 00:56:24,952 What does he want to do? 1228 00:56:24,986 --> 00:56:26,621 We need to stop him. 1229 00:56:28,022 --> 00:56:30,457 There's Jade. 1230 00:56:30,490 --> 00:56:34,061 Otto will never pull it off with Jade. Poor boy. 1231 00:56:34,095 --> 00:56:37,064 I almost feel sorry for Otto. 1232 00:56:37,098 --> 00:56:40,601 So big and fat and so sad. 1233 00:56:40,635 --> 00:56:42,536 Why are you sad, Vince? 1234 00:56:42,570 --> 00:56:44,939 I don't know. 1235 00:56:44,972 --> 00:56:45,973 I guess I should be. 1236 00:56:46,007 --> 00:56:47,575 Yeah, you should. 1237 00:56:47,608 --> 00:56:50,077 - Not as sad as you. - Really? Well, you should be. 1238 00:56:50,111 --> 00:56:52,445 Big, fat, sad. 1239 00:56:52,479 --> 00:56:54,181 Looks like you're talking about me. 1240 00:56:54,215 --> 00:56:56,984 But you are not sad, aren't you, Uncle Frank? 1241 00:56:57,018 --> 00:56:58,586 How could I be? 1242 00:56:58,619 --> 00:57:00,922 I'm baby-sitting the best children in the world 1243 00:57:00,955 --> 00:57:02,990 And you are not fat, either. 1244 00:57:03,024 --> 00:57:05,860 Oh, no. He shoved them inside the cannon. 1245 00:57:05,893 --> 00:57:08,095 He wants to fire them at Swifty. 1246 00:57:08,129 --> 00:57:10,031 Come on. Don't fight. 1247 00:57:10,064 --> 00:57:13,034 It's final. I personally don't like them anymore. 1248 00:57:13,067 --> 00:57:14,135 Uh-oh. 1249 00:57:14,168 --> 00:57:15,736 Now they're in for trouble. 1250 00:57:15,770 --> 00:57:18,572 When will they learn? 1251 00:57:18,606 --> 00:57:20,942 You're only happy when you're well-behaved. 1252 00:57:20,975 --> 00:57:22,910 Eh? 1253 00:57:24,145 --> 00:57:25,980 You know, honey, all it takes 1254 00:57:26,013 --> 00:57:27,515 is a little bit of discipline. 1255 00:57:28,716 --> 00:57:29,984 Hmm? 1256 00:57:31,585 --> 00:57:32,820 Scary. 1257 00:57:32,853 --> 00:57:34,588 Something really bad is happening. 1258 00:57:34,622 --> 00:57:36,657 No, sweetheart. Don't worry. 1259 00:57:36,691 --> 00:57:38,626 Frank and Vince are here to protect you 1260 00:57:38,659 --> 00:57:40,528 so that you can sleep tight. 1261 00:57:44,865 --> 00:57:47,001 They wanted to give their best wishes 1262 00:57:47,034 --> 00:57:48,669 to the little nanny goat. 1263 00:57:48,703 --> 00:57:50,037 So they are not bad? 1264 00:57:50,071 --> 00:57:52,039 That's the perfect happy ending for bedtime. 1265 00:57:52,073 --> 00:57:53,674 It was Otto's nanny. 1266 00:57:53,708 --> 00:57:55,576 I think he's a thief only because he... 1267 00:57:55,609 --> 00:57:57,578 because he feels lonely. 1268 00:57:59,313 --> 00:58:00,982 He just wants some friends. 1269 00:58:02,283 --> 00:58:04,652 You know, you're a really smart kid. 1270 00:58:04,685 --> 00:58:06,721 You're my favorite baby sitter. 1271 00:58:06,754 --> 00:58:08,856 You know, Frank, 1272 00:58:08,889 --> 00:58:13,094 when I said, you know, if I could pick someone else 1273 00:58:13,127 --> 00:58:16,063 or find someone else or whatever I said, 1274 00:58:16,097 --> 00:58:20,868 I-I didn't really mean it i-in a bad way. 1275 00:58:20,901 --> 00:58:23,037 I wouldn't have any other partner, buddy... 1276 00:58:23,070 --> 00:58:25,039 - Hmm. - but you, so... 1277 00:58:28,743 --> 00:58:31,545 Olivia! Let's play panic room! 1278 00:58:31,579 --> 00:58:32,546 Run! 1279 00:58:34,815 --> 00:58:36,050 Let's go. 1280 00:58:38,219 --> 00:58:39,720 What game is this? 1281 00:58:43,791 --> 00:58:45,192 Hurry up. Faster. 1282 00:58:57,304 --> 00:58:58,906 Go, go, go, go! 1283 00:59:05,112 --> 00:59:08,015 What are you doing, Olivia? Come on. 1284 00:59:10,851 --> 00:59:12,086 Get up. 1285 00:59:12,119 --> 00:59:13,788 Hurry. 1286 00:59:46,187 --> 00:59:47,321 Oh, my gosh! 1287 00:59:56,030 --> 00:59:57,398 Finally, some good luck. 1288 00:59:57,431 --> 00:59:59,800 Help! Open up! 1289 01:00:01,202 --> 01:00:03,370 Eh? They're in there. 1290 01:00:05,306 --> 01:00:06,740 What's the combination? 1291 01:00:06,774 --> 01:00:08,742 Mom knows it! 1292 01:00:12,113 --> 01:00:13,814 How am I gonna get you out? 1293 01:00:13,848 --> 01:00:15,916 Vince. Vince. Let's go. 1294 01:00:15,950 --> 01:00:17,218 Help! Open up! 1295 01:00:18,719 --> 01:00:19,954 By the time they find 'em, 1296 01:00:19,987 --> 01:00:20,955 we'll be miles away. 1297 01:00:22,957 --> 01:00:24,258 All right. 1298 01:00:33,968 --> 01:00:35,803 Okay. 1299 01:00:35,836 --> 01:00:37,371 Okay. All right. 1300 01:00:37,404 --> 01:00:39,306 All right, the coast is clear. 1301 01:00:39,340 --> 01:00:42,276 Let's go, man. Grab the bag, and let's go. 1302 01:00:50,985 --> 01:00:52,253 What are we doing, Vince? 1303 01:01:01,929 --> 01:01:02,897 What are you doing? 1304 01:01:02,930 --> 01:01:04,098 I'm staying here. 1305 01:01:04,131 --> 01:01:05,699 What are you talking about? 1306 01:01:05,733 --> 01:01:08,769 I ain't leaving them kids here by themselves 1307 01:01:08,802 --> 01:01:10,838 with no presents, as you can see. 1308 01:01:10,871 --> 01:01:13,707 Okay. I'm taking the bag and going, then. 1309 01:01:13,741 --> 01:01:15,276 Yeah. Yeah. 1310 01:01:15,309 --> 01:01:18,312 I'm not gonna leave 'em here without Peter, either. 1311 01:01:19,847 --> 01:01:22,850 Their father, Peter, 1312 01:01:22,883 --> 01:01:25,119 your brother. Hmm. 1313 01:01:25,152 --> 01:01:27,888 I saw the picture in the kitchen. 1314 01:01:38,165 --> 01:01:39,366 Mm. 1315 01:01:45,039 --> 01:01:47,074 Pete double-crossed me. 1316 01:01:51,312 --> 01:01:53,948 He and I went to the bank. 1317 01:01:53,981 --> 01:01:57,051 I had some business inside, and I asked him to wait. 1318 01:01:57,084 --> 01:01:59,286 I relieved some people 1319 01:01:59,320 --> 01:02:00,854 of money they didn't really need. 1320 01:02:00,888 --> 01:02:02,790 When I ran back outside, 1321 01:02:02,823 --> 01:02:04,058 he was gone. 1322 01:02:05,426 --> 01:02:08,062 I got arrested and went to jail. 1323 01:02:10,264 --> 01:02:12,800 Did he at least ever come to visit? 1324 01:02:12,833 --> 01:02:14,502 Yeah, but I wouldn't see him. 1325 01:02:19,507 --> 01:02:21,075 And we haven't spoken since. 1326 01:02:21,108 --> 01:02:23,777 Well, I guess he did the worst thing 1327 01:02:23,811 --> 01:02:26,180 that an accomplice could ever do. 1328 01:02:26,213 --> 01:02:29,316 Oh, Pete wasn't my accomplice. 1329 01:02:29,350 --> 01:02:31,051 He's an honest guy. 1330 01:02:31,085 --> 01:02:32,219 What? 1331 01:02:32,253 --> 01:02:34,955 But he did promise to wait for me. 1332 01:02:36,123 --> 01:02:38,092 Said he went to buy a pack of gum. 1333 01:02:38,125 --> 01:02:42,029 Who abandons their own brother to buy a pack of gum? 1334 01:02:42,062 --> 01:02:44,431 Well, I don't think he abandoned you. 1335 01:02:44,465 --> 01:02:48,002 He just went to buy a damn pack of gum. 1336 01:02:48,035 --> 01:02:49,436 He didn't even know you were a thief. 1337 01:02:53,140 --> 01:02:54,975 It's not his fault. 1338 01:02:55,009 --> 01:02:57,278 And you got arrested, all right? 1339 01:02:57,311 --> 01:03:00,180 He didn't even know you were a thief, okay? 1340 01:03:00,214 --> 01:03:04,051 Now he's on an oil rig on Christmas Eve, 1341 01:03:04,084 --> 01:03:06,521 and those poor kids are on their own. 1342 01:03:06,554 --> 01:03:09,323 Don't... Don't... Don't, Vince. 1343 01:03:09,356 --> 01:03:11,593 Don't! 1344 01:03:11,626 --> 01:03:14,295 Frank, Frank, you think you had it tough. Is that it? 1345 01:03:14,328 --> 01:03:16,897 Well, my kid brother was a cop 1346 01:03:16,930 --> 01:03:19,534 and had me arrested, okay? 1347 01:03:19,567 --> 01:03:22,436 And I did four years, Frank. 1348 01:03:25,272 --> 01:03:27,141 We don't even have the combination. 1349 01:03:30,944 --> 01:03:34,315 Well, Uncle Frank is on it, buddy. 1350 01:03:34,348 --> 01:03:36,150 Uncle Frank better do something. 1351 01:03:40,555 --> 01:03:42,022 It's all in the fingers, Vince. 1352 01:03:42,056 --> 01:03:44,024 - Sure. - This reminds me of Des Moines 1353 01:03:44,058 --> 01:03:45,859 - back in '91. - Yeah, me, too. 1354 01:03:45,893 --> 01:03:47,027 - Open it. - Okay. 1355 01:03:58,172 --> 01:03:59,973 My dog stopped them, 1356 01:04:00,007 --> 01:04:01,041 but one got away. 1357 01:04:04,244 --> 01:04:05,613 These aren't the thieves. 1358 01:04:05,647 --> 01:04:07,948 Santa and the elf started it. 1359 01:04:07,981 --> 01:04:09,551 What'd they do, exactly? 1360 01:04:09,584 --> 01:04:12,219 I went to baby-sit. They told me to go away, 1361 01:04:12,252 --> 01:04:14,556 and Santa was very rude. 1362 01:04:14,589 --> 01:04:16,558 What was the address? 1363 01:04:21,295 --> 01:04:23,430 Merry Christmas! 1364 01:04:23,464 --> 01:04:26,233 I knew you were the real Santa Claus. 1365 01:04:26,266 --> 01:04:28,168 Yeah. What do you have to say, Vince? 1366 01:04:28,202 --> 01:04:30,672 Oh, just that, uh, I love you. 1367 01:04:30,705 --> 01:04:32,640 Freeze! 1368 01:04:32,674 --> 01:04:34,576 Murphy and O'Donnell, hands up! 1369 01:04:34,609 --> 01:04:36,110 Hey, kids, Mom's home. 1370 01:04:36,143 --> 01:04:37,311 All right, we're gonna... we're gonna go. 1371 01:04:37,344 --> 01:04:39,380 - I said freeze! - Okay. All right. 1372 01:04:39,413 --> 01:04:41,115 Hey, can you take it easy? 1373 01:04:41,148 --> 01:04:43,016 Because we don't even have any guns. 1374 01:04:43,050 --> 01:04:43,917 I said freeze. 1375 01:04:46,954 --> 01:04:49,691 Why don't you tell her who your brother is? 1376 01:04:49,724 --> 01:04:53,127 My brother... My brother's Santa's brother, of course. 1377 01:04:53,160 --> 01:04:54,395 - Yeah. - Hi, Mom. 1378 01:04:54,428 --> 01:04:56,463 We left you some of the cake that Santa made. 1379 01:04:56,497 --> 01:04:58,198 Santa Claus made it? 1380 01:04:58,232 --> 01:05:00,367 Call him Frank. He's working undercover. 1381 01:05:00,401 --> 01:05:02,102 He and his elf brought us gifts. 1382 01:05:02,136 --> 01:05:05,005 Ah, gifts. That's what I forgot. 1383 01:05:05,038 --> 01:05:06,473 And he read this book to us. 1384 01:05:06,508 --> 01:05:08,308 They really are Santa and his elf. 1385 01:05:08,342 --> 01:05:09,977 Uh-huh. Yes. 1386 01:05:10,010 --> 01:05:13,113 So after the theft, 1387 01:05:13,147 --> 01:05:15,449 you came to my house as baby sitters? 1388 01:05:15,482 --> 01:05:17,552 Mom, I told you so. 1389 01:05:17,585 --> 01:05:20,454 And then you cooked, read a book... 1390 01:05:20,487 --> 01:05:23,357 - Yeah. - And why didn't you run away? 1391 01:05:23,390 --> 01:05:26,661 Well, because we didn't want to leave the kids by themselves. 1392 01:05:26,694 --> 01:05:29,531 Hey, you know how it is. Uh, Christmas Eve and all. 1393 01:05:29,564 --> 01:05:30,532 I mean... 1394 01:05:30,565 --> 01:05:31,633 Like I did. 1395 01:05:31,666 --> 01:05:33,701 Hey, you got a job to do, right? 1396 01:05:33,735 --> 01:05:36,336 It's your job to arrest people that are doing bad things. 1397 01:05:36,370 --> 01:05:38,071 - Yeah, like... like we used to. - Right. 1398 01:05:38,105 --> 01:05:40,307 But you're supposed to run away. You're thieves. 1399 01:05:40,340 --> 01:05:42,075 We prefer to be known as baby sitters, 1400 01:05:42,109 --> 01:05:44,344 - if you don't mind. - Maybe Christmas Eve, 1401 01:05:44,378 --> 01:05:46,648 you automatically become a bit less of a thief. 1402 01:05:48,048 --> 01:05:49,617 So what am I supposed to do now? 1403 01:05:49,651 --> 01:05:51,351 - Nothing. - Nothing. Nothing at all. 1404 01:05:51,385 --> 01:05:53,487 I'm gonna take the bag, and we're just gonna go. 1405 01:05:53,521 --> 01:05:54,988 I'm supposed to arrest you 1406 01:05:55,022 --> 01:05:57,124 and return the stolen goods, right? 1407 01:05:57,157 --> 01:05:59,727 - Once a thief, always a thief. - No. 1408 01:05:59,761 --> 01:06:01,261 No, no, no, no. No. 1409 01:06:01,295 --> 01:06:03,430 We got a better idea. What if, uh... 1410 01:06:03,464 --> 01:06:07,669 Mom, even I know that no one would go to jail for this. 1411 01:06:07,702 --> 01:06:09,036 Uh... 1412 01:06:14,041 --> 01:06:15,409 What?! 1413 01:06:15,442 --> 01:06:17,244 You got the wrong bag! 1414 01:06:17,277 --> 01:06:19,346 - I saw it when I took the book. - You brought the wrong... 1415 01:06:19,379 --> 01:06:21,114 - Why did you rush me?! - Christmas magic. 1416 01:06:21,148 --> 01:06:23,116 You can't tell the difference between $20,000 worth 1417 01:06:23,150 --> 01:06:25,587 of antique silver service and bubble wrap?! 1418 01:06:25,620 --> 01:06:27,722 Why do you blame everyone else for your mistakes? 1419 01:06:27,755 --> 01:06:29,056 Because you're being lazy! 1420 01:06:29,089 --> 01:06:30,290 And you're spitting in my face! 1421 01:06:30,324 --> 01:06:31,526 You're spitting on my face, too! 1422 01:06:31,559 --> 01:06:34,228 Stop spitting... 1423 01:06:34,261 --> 01:06:36,029 You two. 1424 01:06:36,063 --> 01:06:37,030 In there with me. 1425 01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:48,442 Hey, listen, kiddies. 1426 01:06:48,475 --> 01:06:52,279 Don't touch the presents, okay, until I say it's all right. 1427 01:06:58,385 --> 01:06:59,419 Oh. 1428 01:07:01,723 --> 01:07:03,056 Hmm. 1429 01:07:03,090 --> 01:07:04,759 Take a seat. 1430 01:07:04,792 --> 01:07:06,761 - Don't mind if I do. - Take a seat. 1431 01:07:07,862 --> 01:07:09,731 - Whatever you say. - Yeah. 1432 01:07:11,231 --> 01:07:16,136 So if the goods are still in the house, 1433 01:07:16,169 --> 01:07:19,607 then in theory, you didn't commit a burglary. 1434 01:07:19,641 --> 01:07:21,408 Then we'll be on our way. 1435 01:07:21,441 --> 01:07:23,377 No. No, no. Wait. Wait. 1436 01:07:23,410 --> 01:07:25,412 There's still attempted burglary, 1437 01:07:25,445 --> 01:07:27,381 breaking and entering, 1438 01:07:27,414 --> 01:07:28,716 trespassing, 1439 01:07:28,750 --> 01:07:30,552 and that business with the baby sitter, 1440 01:07:30,585 --> 01:07:33,821 who, to tell you the truth, was a little scary. 1441 01:07:33,855 --> 01:07:35,723 Yeah, she was a lot of scary. 1442 01:07:35,757 --> 01:07:37,825 Let me tell you something else. She is the worst human being 1443 01:07:37,859 --> 01:07:40,227 I've ever met in my life. You dodged a bullet with her. 1444 01:07:40,260 --> 01:07:41,596 Why do you want to talk about her like that? 1445 01:07:41,629 --> 01:07:43,096 Because she's terrible, and you know it! 1446 01:07:43,130 --> 01:07:45,132 - I disagree. - Well, I disagree with you! 1447 01:07:45,165 --> 01:07:46,333 Okay, enough! 1448 01:07:47,502 --> 01:07:48,435 Enough. 1449 01:07:50,137 --> 01:07:51,471 You know what I say? 1450 01:07:53,440 --> 01:07:55,843 Even cops are kinder at Christmas. 1451 01:07:59,814 --> 01:08:01,281 False alarm. 1452 01:08:01,315 --> 01:08:03,785 Another one of Liam's pranks. Sorry. 1453 01:08:03,818 --> 01:08:05,319 You can go. 1454 01:08:05,352 --> 01:08:08,623 Call off the search at the magician's house. 1455 01:08:08,656 --> 01:08:11,124 And check for the goods in a bag. 1456 01:08:11,158 --> 01:08:12,594 Between the love seat. 1457 01:08:12,627 --> 01:08:14,762 Got love seats or whatever you call it. Might be fake. 1458 01:08:14,796 --> 01:08:17,464 House has it right there in the middle. It's a big bag. 1459 01:08:17,497 --> 01:08:19,801 It's in the room that used to have the book in it. 1460 01:08:19,834 --> 01:08:22,135 - It's a... And they're... - Okay! Enough. 1461 01:08:22,169 --> 01:08:24,471 - Okay. - Near a love seat 1462 01:08:24,505 --> 01:08:27,174 where a lot of other valuable stuff is. 1463 01:08:27,207 --> 01:08:29,176 And merry Christmas. 1464 01:08:31,178 --> 01:08:32,312 Okay? 1465 01:08:32,346 --> 01:08:34,214 Let's go. I wanna eat some cake. 1466 01:08:38,352 --> 01:08:39,319 Okay. 1467 01:08:46,628 --> 01:08:48,696 Who is it now? 1468 01:08:51,498 --> 01:08:53,233 - Dad! - Dad! 1469 01:08:53,266 --> 01:08:54,702 Hi, guys. 1470 01:08:54,736 --> 01:08:56,938 Oh, my gosh. We didn't expect you. 1471 01:08:56,971 --> 01:08:59,540 - Hey, guys. - It's so good to see you. 1472 01:08:59,574 --> 01:09:01,909 Well, I got leave, but I didn't tell you, 1473 01:09:01,943 --> 01:09:03,711 'cause I wanted it to be a sur... 1474 01:09:05,212 --> 01:09:06,413 - prise. - Vince was right. 1475 01:09:06,446 --> 01:09:08,281 You did everything you could to be with us. 1476 01:09:08,315 --> 01:09:09,951 Yeah, Vince was right. 1477 01:09:09,984 --> 01:09:12,452 Are these for us? 1478 01:09:12,486 --> 01:09:15,657 Sure. There's two from me, and there's two from Mom. 1479 01:09:15,690 --> 01:09:18,458 Oh! Thank you. These are mine. 1480 01:09:18,492 --> 01:09:20,260 Yeah, I passed by the post office. 1481 01:09:20,293 --> 01:09:22,195 I figured maybe you'd forget to pick 'em up. 1482 01:09:22,229 --> 01:09:24,398 - I did. I did. Come on. - Can we start unwrapping? 1483 01:09:24,431 --> 01:09:25,633 Uh, after Daddy's eaten. 1484 01:09:25,667 --> 01:09:26,968 'Cause you probably want dinner first. 1485 01:09:27,001 --> 01:09:29,336 - Mm-hmm. - Put 'em under the tree. 1486 01:09:29,369 --> 01:09:30,972 We have Santa and his elf here. 1487 01:09:31,005 --> 01:09:31,973 Yep. 1488 01:09:32,006 --> 01:09:33,775 Pete. 1489 01:09:33,808 --> 01:09:34,976 Gentlemen. 1490 01:09:35,009 --> 01:09:37,645 Honey, here's your dinner. 1491 01:09:37,679 --> 01:09:39,981 - Thanks. - Piping hot, like you like it. 1492 01:09:40,014 --> 01:09:41,381 Frank made it. 1493 01:09:53,260 --> 01:09:55,362 Your kids are great. 1494 01:09:55,395 --> 01:09:57,799 We had a really wonderful Christmas Eve. 1495 01:09:57,832 --> 01:10:02,537 And comes to your woman there, she needs a little work. 1496 01:10:02,570 --> 01:10:04,605 She... 1497 01:10:04,639 --> 01:10:05,973 She could have shot us both, 1498 01:10:06,007 --> 01:10:07,875 but she didn't, so that's good. 1499 01:10:07,909 --> 01:10:10,277 Mm. 1500 01:10:10,310 --> 01:10:11,846 Maybe now you can explain what you're doing 1501 01:10:11,879 --> 01:10:13,581 in my house on Christmas Eve, huh? 1502 01:10:13,614 --> 01:10:16,951 I'm sorry I got you involved in my bank heist, Pete. 1503 01:10:16,984 --> 01:10:19,554 Yeah. I couldn't believe you'd done that to me. 1504 01:10:22,523 --> 01:10:24,659 But I've missed you all these years, you know? 1505 01:10:24,692 --> 01:10:27,227 I missed you, too, brother. 1506 01:10:28,696 --> 01:10:30,230 Really proud of you. 1507 01:10:31,398 --> 01:10:33,000 You done very well for yourself. 1508 01:10:34,535 --> 01:10:35,903 Your wife's amazing, and... 1509 01:10:36,971 --> 01:10:39,339 Liam and Olivia are great kids. 1510 01:10:39,372 --> 01:10:40,641 Yeah, they are. 1511 01:10:40,675 --> 01:10:42,810 And they're gonna have a great uncle. 1512 01:10:42,844 --> 01:10:43,811 Yeah, they are. 1513 01:10:54,454 --> 01:10:56,691 Can we open the presents? 1514 01:10:56,724 --> 01:10:58,993 - Yeah. - Yeah, let's do it. 1515 01:10:59,026 --> 01:11:01,963 - Let's do it. - Kids, hang on a minute. 1516 01:11:01,996 --> 01:11:04,431 I got a surprise for you. 1517 01:11:04,464 --> 01:11:06,000 Frank... 1518 01:11:07,068 --> 01:11:08,970 well, he's your real uncle. 1519 01:11:09,003 --> 01:11:11,371 - Yay! - Yay! 1520 01:11:11,404 --> 01:11:14,041 Now let's go open the presents. 1521 01:11:18,546 --> 01:11:20,413 Your fox. 1522 01:11:20,447 --> 01:11:22,817 Well, thought it was only right that you should have it. 1523 01:11:22,850 --> 01:11:26,053 Okay? 'Cause now I'm into walruses. 1524 01:11:26,087 --> 01:11:28,388 You're the best uncle in the world, too. 1525 01:11:28,421 --> 01:11:31,793 I am? Well, my... that's quite a compliment. 1526 01:11:33,393 --> 01:11:35,897 Wow, a professional burglary kit. 1527 01:11:35,930 --> 01:11:38,633 Liam, no burglaries, though, huh? 1528 01:11:38,666 --> 01:11:40,835 - Aw, come on, Dad. - Thanks. 1529 01:11:40,868 --> 01:11:42,335 You bet, buddy. 1530 01:11:42,369 --> 01:11:43,971 Looks like Swifty. 1531 01:11:44,005 --> 01:11:46,841 It does. Should we read about him? 1532 01:11:46,874 --> 01:11:48,441 - Yeah. - Come on over. 1533 01:11:49,977 --> 01:11:51,411 All right, guys. 1534 01:11:51,444 --> 01:11:53,413 Wow. 1535 01:12:06,594 --> 01:12:08,095 That's great. 1536 01:12:27,615 --> 01:12:28,649 For us? 1537 01:12:28,683 --> 01:12:30,117 Another book. 1538 01:12:30,151 --> 01:12:31,586 Hooray! "The Puffins." 1539 01:12:35,422 --> 01:12:36,691 P.B.! 1540 01:12:37,792 --> 01:12:39,994 Ah, yes. In the end, 1541 01:12:40,027 --> 01:12:43,430 all stories worth their salt reach an end. 1542 01:12:43,463 --> 01:12:45,032 - Wow. - And so does ours. 1543 01:12:45,066 --> 01:12:46,734 - Wow. Beautiful. - Wow, beautiful. 1544 01:12:46,767 --> 01:12:49,469 Finally, a white Christmas! 1545 01:12:49,503 --> 01:12:52,173 But a little snow always adds a special touch. 1546 01:12:52,206 --> 01:12:55,009 After all, it's Christmas, right? 1547 01:12:55,042 --> 01:12:57,745 - Merry Christmas, everyone! - Merry Christmas! 1548 01:12:57,778 --> 01:13:00,681 - Merry Christmas! - Merry Christmas, everyone! 1549 01:13:00,715 --> 01:13:03,684 Merry Christmas to all of you. 1550 01:13:03,718 --> 01:13:08,656 Ah, and I'll be seeing you for the next stories real soon. 1551 01:13:17,464 --> 01:13:21,468 Okay, and now for a bedtime story. 1552 01:13:23,037 --> 01:13:26,473 Once upon a time in the Arctic... 1553 01:13:35,549 --> 01:13:37,952 Hmm? 1554 01:13:37,985 --> 01:13:41,555 Eh? 1555 01:13:50,164 --> 01:13:51,866 You like the book, Vince? 1556 01:13:51,899 --> 01:13:54,502 - Yeah. - Yeah? What part? 1557 01:13:54,535 --> 01:13:56,637 Y-You know, that one part. 1558 01:13:56,671 --> 01:13:57,805 There are so many parts. 1559 01:13:57,838 --> 01:13:59,573 Yeah, specifically what part, Vince? 1560 01:13:59,607 --> 01:14:02,143 Uh, you know, it's the way you read it that makes it... 1561 01:14:02,176 --> 01:14:03,144 - Is it? - Yeah. 1562 01:14:03,177 --> 01:14:04,145 Is it? 1563 01:14:04,178 --> 01:14:06,047 Yeah. Yeah, I loved it. 1564 01:14:06,080 --> 01:14:07,048 Mm-hmm. 1565 01:14:07,081 --> 01:14:09,617 - I loved it. - Did you? 1566 01:14:11,628 --> 01:14:12,948 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 106887