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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,500 --> 00:00:05,066 - Mm-hmm? 2 00:00:05,100 --> 00:00:06,300 You want it a bit more well-done? 3 00:00:06,333 --> 00:00:08,333 - It's more warm. 4 00:00:08,367 --> 00:00:10,233 - It was warm, it wasn't hot. 5 00:00:10,266 --> 00:00:11,500 Can we cover it? 6 00:00:11,533 --> 00:00:13,000 [ clanging ] 7 00:00:13,033 --> 00:00:14,233 - Everything is about reputation, 8 00:00:14,266 --> 00:00:16,000 so I expect to be perfect. 9 00:00:17,500 --> 00:00:19,100 Hi, baby. - Hello. 10 00:00:19,133 --> 00:00:21,166 - I booked the same flight that you have. 11 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:22,266 - You promise? 12 00:00:22,300 --> 00:00:23,333 - I promise-promise. 13 00:00:30,033 --> 00:00:32,033 - Uh... Sheep, I think. 14 00:00:32,066 --> 00:00:33,500 - You're in full conversation, 15 00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:35,500 I kept trying to talk to you, and you're ignoring me. 16 00:00:35,533 --> 00:00:37,233 - It feels like we're arguing, and I don't wanna be involved... 17 00:00:37,266 --> 00:00:38,467 I don't... - We are arguing. 18 00:00:38,500 --> 00:00:40,567 - ----ing bullsh--. 19 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:41,567 - [bleep]'s sake. - Quickly! 20 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:43,166 - Come on, man. 21 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:44,533 - Rob is killing me. A heaving line... 22 00:00:44,567 --> 00:00:46,166 you made that mistake three times. 23 00:00:49,367 --> 00:00:51,467 Bye-bye, friend zone. 24 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:52,633 - They're not the kind of people that I'm used 25 00:00:52,667 --> 00:00:55,066 to hanging out with. 26 00:00:55,100 --> 00:00:57,133 - Now I have to watch him flirt with Aesha. 27 00:00:57,166 --> 00:00:59,100 - Jess. - What the [bleep]? 28 00:01:17,633 --> 00:01:19,300 [ club chatter ] 29 00:01:28,567 --> 00:01:30,100 Ooh. 30 00:01:47,266 --> 00:01:49,533 - I'm not a jealous person. 31 00:01:49,567 --> 00:01:51,333 I'm the product of divorced parents. 32 00:01:51,367 --> 00:01:53,166 I haven't had the best of relationships. 33 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:57,066 I always end up being cheated on or taken advantage of. 34 00:02:16,433 --> 00:02:17,467 - Really? 35 00:02:35,266 --> 00:02:36,367 - Time to go back. 36 00:02:42,500 --> 00:02:45,367 - [ laughs ] Very good. 37 00:02:50,467 --> 00:02:53,166 - I'm gonna help you out. 38 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:55,266 - Come on, lady, you got this. 39 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:56,367 - I'm good. 40 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:57,500 [ moaning ] - You just... 41 00:02:57,533 --> 00:02:59,133 you just hold on to me, if you want. 42 00:02:59,166 --> 00:03:00,367 Malia, you wanna come and take this one? 43 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:02,367 - Rob will get her. All good. - Malia. 44 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:04,266 - What was that? - I'm asking for your help. 45 00:03:04,300 --> 00:03:05,533 - Jess, what was that? 46 00:03:05,567 --> 00:03:06,633 - [bleep], man. 47 00:03:06,667 --> 00:03:09,533 - Purse... hey, Bugs. 48 00:03:09,567 --> 00:03:11,600 Oh, she fell. 49 00:03:11,633 --> 00:03:13,266 - That was ridiculous. - Thanks for the lift. 50 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:15,633 - Jess, you all right? 51 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:19,600 - I'll walk, I don't give a sh--. 52 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:20,600 - Jess, do you want a hand as well? 53 00:03:20,633 --> 00:03:22,100 Come on. - Yep. 54 00:03:22,133 --> 00:03:24,367 - This is called a "chain gang." - Yeah. 55 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:26,333 - Don't Google that in porn images. 56 00:03:27,734 --> 00:03:29,433 - So, Aesha was in the car. 57 00:03:29,467 --> 00:03:31,233 Tom gets there, she was, like, "Malia, come get her." 58 00:03:31,266 --> 00:03:32,400 She was, like... 59 00:03:32,433 --> 00:03:35,266 Jess was, like, "Oh, Rob will get her." 60 00:03:35,300 --> 00:03:36,567 Like, what the [bleep] is that, bru? 61 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:37,633 - No idea. 62 00:03:39,667 --> 00:03:41,633 - Jess, no serious, powerful woman has 63 00:03:41,667 --> 00:03:44,133 ever lost her sh-- at any guy. 64 00:03:44,166 --> 00:03:46,166 Don't be the first. - You're right. 65 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:48,367 - I changed my flight to Bali, all this other bullsh--... 66 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:49,700 - She's jealous, man. 67 00:03:55,533 --> 00:03:57,567 Why don't you see me for who the [bleep] I am. 68 00:04:01,500 --> 00:04:03,367 Like, that triggers me deeply. 69 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:06,266 I feel like a ----ing idiot. - You guys have to have a convo. 70 00:04:06,300 --> 00:04:08,467 - Good night. - Good night, girls. 71 00:04:14,734 --> 00:04:16,333 - Good night. 72 00:04:16,367 --> 00:04:17,533 - Good night, good night. 73 00:04:19,567 --> 00:04:20,600 Hello? 74 00:04:22,500 --> 00:04:23,667 All right, well... 75 00:04:37,667 --> 00:04:39,734 - Why are we angry with each other? 76 00:04:44,467 --> 00:04:46,166 - [bleep]. - What happened? 77 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:47,600 - Dude, I have no idea. 78 00:04:50,367 --> 00:04:52,500 - Okay. Good night. 79 00:04:52,533 --> 00:04:54,467 - You know we hooked up tonight? 80 00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:56,000 - We didn't hook... we just kissed. 81 00:04:56,033 --> 00:04:58,000 - Yeah, but that's, in my book, like, hooked up. 82 00:05:09,266 --> 00:05:11,333 - Rob? 83 00:05:11,367 --> 00:05:13,433 - Rob. Rob. Rob. 84 00:05:13,467 --> 00:05:15,266 - What happened? 85 00:05:20,333 --> 00:05:21,500 - What the [bleep]? 86 00:05:21,533 --> 00:05:23,667 - [ sobbing ] 87 00:05:27,367 --> 00:05:28,734 - Good night, Bugs. 88 00:05:32,033 --> 00:05:33,000 - Mm. 89 00:05:33,033 --> 00:05:34,633 - I swear, I'm so tired. 90 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:35,767 I'll see you in the morning. 91 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,633 Night-night. 92 00:05:45,700 --> 00:05:47,333 [ mobile vibrating ] 93 00:05:55,500 --> 00:05:56,633 - Oh, God. 94 00:06:05,266 --> 00:06:07,533 - How is that? Because I'm protecting myself? 95 00:06:07,567 --> 00:06:09,066 You know what you're doing. 96 00:06:09,100 --> 00:06:11,233 We both know what you're doing. 97 00:06:11,266 --> 00:06:12,333 It's just ----ing bullsh--. 98 00:06:12,367 --> 00:06:13,433 - What are we doing? 99 00:06:13,467 --> 00:06:14,767 Getting ignored makes me feel 100 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,433 like he's not being transparent with things. 101 00:06:17,467 --> 00:06:19,567 And you don't, like, talk someone into falling 102 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:22,100 in love with you and then become this person. 103 00:06:22,133 --> 00:06:23,300 Who does that? 104 00:06:28,433 --> 00:06:30,000 - No, I do. 105 00:06:30,033 --> 00:06:32,000 I'm saying we need to take that little bit of space 106 00:06:32,033 --> 00:06:34,033 where you can breathe and I can breathe. 107 00:06:38,567 --> 00:06:40,367 - Ugh, God. 108 00:06:44,367 --> 00:06:45,567 It has been for a while. 109 00:06:55,533 --> 00:06:56,633 - Yeah, it is. 110 00:07:00,567 --> 00:07:01,734 - Yeah. 111 00:07:05,166 --> 00:07:07,033 - Come on, honey, we're getting up. 112 00:07:09,467 --> 00:07:11,633 - I just can't right now. 113 00:07:11,667 --> 00:07:12,633 [ laughter ] 114 00:07:12,667 --> 00:07:14,400 I'm so ill. 115 00:07:14,433 --> 00:07:16,367 - Do you want some water? I've got water here. 116 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:21,500 - On a scale of one to 10, I'm probably, like, 20 hungover. 117 00:07:21,533 --> 00:07:23,100 - I'm here for you if you need me. 118 00:07:23,133 --> 00:07:24,734 - I'm sorry. That's embarrassing. 119 00:07:24,767 --> 00:07:26,600 It's like Dad says... 120 00:07:26,633 --> 00:07:29,500 if I had some drinks, I'm, like, a beautiful crystal glass. 121 00:07:29,533 --> 00:07:30,734 I shatter easily. 122 00:07:33,066 --> 00:07:34,633 - Good morning. - Good morning. 123 00:07:34,667 --> 00:07:36,567 - Just wanted to find out what the plan is for today. 124 00:07:38,066 --> 00:07:39,400 - Are the guests walking on as we arrive? 125 00:07:39,433 --> 00:07:40,500 - No. - Yeah. 126 00:07:40,533 --> 00:07:42,066 - You'll have some time. - Okay. 127 00:07:42,100 --> 00:07:43,734 - How do you feel? 128 00:07:43,767 --> 00:07:45,533 - I fell so hard on my face last night, you have no idea. 129 00:07:45,567 --> 00:07:47,734 - No way. - I was wearing my high shoes, 130 00:07:47,767 --> 00:07:49,467 and I got out onto those cobbles, mixed in 131 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:52,400 with a few tequilas... boom. 132 00:07:52,433 --> 00:07:53,700 Yeah, it was bad. 133 00:07:55,500 --> 00:07:59,133 - All crew, all crew, let's get ready for departure. 134 00:07:59,166 --> 00:08:01,133 - Captain Sandy, that's passerelle in. 135 00:08:01,166 --> 00:08:03,400 - Okay. I'm standing by. 136 00:08:03,433 --> 00:08:04,433 Considering we have an early departure, 137 00:08:04,467 --> 00:08:06,133 I wanna give them a break. 138 00:08:06,166 --> 00:08:08,700 I've let the deck team know just take it off the dock 139 00:08:08,734 --> 00:08:12,000 and then get some rest, because by the time I hit the dock, 140 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:14,567 we have a tight turnaround, and then we're back at sea. 141 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:16,166 I need my crew rested. 142 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:18,700 Free us from the dock. 143 00:08:18,734 --> 00:08:20,734 - Okay, that's all stern line released. 144 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:25,133 - Good job, everyone. Now, relax. 145 00:08:26,533 --> 00:08:27,767 - Morning. - Morning, how are you? 146 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,400 - Surprisingly fine. 147 00:08:29,433 --> 00:08:31,166 I was pretty hammered, but it was a good time. 148 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:34,033 - Hey. Good morning, Rob. 149 00:08:34,066 --> 00:08:36,667 - Good morning. - That is a toasty. 150 00:08:36,700 --> 00:08:38,633 - Nice. - So how we doing? 151 00:08:38,667 --> 00:08:40,100 - I'm sure you heard how we're doing. 152 00:08:40,133 --> 00:08:42,400 - What do you think of the Rob and Jess thing? 153 00:08:42,433 --> 00:08:44,400 - I don't understand what's going on. 154 00:08:44,433 --> 00:08:46,100 - This morning, I didn't hear sh--. 155 00:08:46,133 --> 00:08:48,166 I took a piss, brushed my teeth, and walked out of the room. 156 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:49,500 - How long have they been together? 157 00:08:49,533 --> 00:08:50,734 Three weeks? - Yeah. 158 00:08:50,767 --> 00:08:52,734 - We were still just banging it out. 159 00:08:52,767 --> 00:08:56,467 - [ laughs ] We were like jackrabbits. 160 00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:03,166 - Tom, Bugsy, Malia, meet me in the crew mess 161 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:04,667 for our preference sheet meeting. 162 00:09:04,700 --> 00:09:06,000 - Copy that. 163 00:09:06,033 --> 00:09:07,533 - All right, call me if you need me. 164 00:09:07,567 --> 00:09:08,734 I'll be back. 165 00:09:08,767 --> 00:09:11,133 - Hi, Cap. - Charter number eight. 166 00:09:11,166 --> 00:09:13,433 We have Eric Cotsen an entrepreneur 167 00:09:13,467 --> 00:09:16,166 who retired at 59 after selling a successful 168 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:18,533 college admission preparation company. 169 00:09:18,567 --> 00:09:20,200 He now spends his time traveling, 170 00:09:20,233 --> 00:09:23,033 and always has his closest friends join him on vacation. 171 00:09:23,066 --> 00:09:25,066 - "Coffee... like my women, hot" 172 00:09:25,100 --> 00:09:26,133 - No way. - Douchebag. 173 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:27,433 - Where does it say that? 174 00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:28,433 - What? - Where does it say that? 175 00:09:28,467 --> 00:09:29,667 - Right here. 176 00:09:29,700 --> 00:09:33,600 - Oh, God. - Oh, this is gonna be fun. 177 00:09:33,633 --> 00:09:36,500 - So let's read the activities. - Okay. 178 00:09:36,533 --> 00:09:38,200 - Day one, the guest request a game 179 00:09:38,233 --> 00:09:40,567 of Ultimate Frisbee against the crew. 180 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:43,000 That's cool, right? - It's gonna be fun. 181 00:09:43,033 --> 00:09:44,600 - Right. - Really fun. 182 00:09:44,633 --> 00:09:46,500 A tapas Spanish lunch. - That's interesting. 183 00:09:46,533 --> 00:09:48,166 - Primary Eric would like the yacht crew 184 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:50,667 to get creative with a naughty game night. 185 00:09:50,700 --> 00:09:51,700 - Ooh. - Ooh. 186 00:09:51,734 --> 00:09:53,734 - It's our specialty. 187 00:09:53,767 --> 00:09:55,767 - I like the fact that Aesha can just come on, 188 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,133 roll up her sleeves, and get going. 189 00:09:58,166 --> 00:10:01,066 And Jess, with her new and improved attitude, 190 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:03,100 it gives me a sense of, like, relaxation 191 00:10:03,133 --> 00:10:05,533 and the ability to just breathe. 192 00:10:05,567 --> 00:10:07,233 - All right, we're done. Let's go. 193 00:10:07,266 --> 00:10:08,567 - Nice. - Okay. 194 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:09,567 - I'm ready. - Let's go. 195 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:11,166 - Let's do it. 196 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:13,500 - What happened this morning? - Just a continuation. 197 00:10:13,533 --> 00:10:15,166 - I think you guys are actually just starting 198 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:16,200 to figure each other out. 199 00:10:16,233 --> 00:10:18,166 And it's getting annoying 200 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:19,500 because it's just like you're starting to know the real... 201 00:10:19,533 --> 00:10:20,767 like, you know, who the real person is. 202 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,000 - And she thinks my intention is not there. 203 00:10:23,033 --> 00:10:24,700 I don't know, maybe I'm wrong 204 00:10:24,734 --> 00:10:26,200 for doing things... - No, no, no. 205 00:10:26,233 --> 00:10:27,700 You guys gotta figure it out. 206 00:10:27,734 --> 00:10:29,567 It's like, is this real, 207 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:31,734 or was this just a moment that is going too far? 208 00:10:31,767 --> 00:10:34,100 I mean, you guys have got to figure that out. 209 00:10:36,233 --> 00:10:37,600 If it doesn't work, it doesn't work. 210 00:10:37,633 --> 00:10:39,200 - What's wrong? 211 00:10:42,734 --> 00:10:43,767 [ crying ] 212 00:10:45,233 --> 00:10:46,467 - Coming up... 213 00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:48,066 - Why is our stern going this way? 214 00:10:48,100 --> 00:10:49,500 - I lost the bow thruster. 215 00:10:49,533 --> 00:10:50,734 [bleep] 216 00:10:50,767 --> 00:10:51,734 [ alarm blares ] - Drop the anchor. 217 00:10:51,767 --> 00:10:53,100 The engines are gone. 218 00:10:57,533 --> 00:10:59,734 - Good morning, Jess. - Good morning. 219 00:10:59,767 --> 00:11:01,100 - Did you have fun last night? 220 00:11:01,133 --> 00:11:03,166 - Time of my life. 221 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:05,600 - Oh, what's wrong? 222 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:09,367 [ crying ] 223 00:11:16,767 --> 00:11:18,700 - What the hell's happened? 224 00:11:18,734 --> 00:11:21,700 - I feel like he wants to hit eject on the whole thing. 225 00:11:21,734 --> 00:11:23,600 - He wants to hit eject? - Mm-hmm. 226 00:11:23,633 --> 00:11:24,734 - So, like, he just doesn't want anything to do 227 00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:26,700 with the situation at all? 228 00:11:26,734 --> 00:11:29,333 - That's what it feels like. It's just like frustrating. 229 00:11:29,367 --> 00:11:31,100 It's like why the [bleep] can't we just 230 00:11:31,133 --> 00:11:32,667 figure this sh-- out right now? 231 00:11:32,700 --> 00:11:34,000 - Can I go and grab him? - Yeah. 232 00:11:34,033 --> 00:11:35,000 - 'Cause we can't have this. 233 00:11:35,033 --> 00:11:37,233 [ laughs ] 234 00:11:37,266 --> 00:11:41,767 - Boat romances that turn bad affect the entire crew. 235 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,333 Like, I've dated a few people on boats before, 236 00:11:44,367 --> 00:11:47,567 and it has never gone down well. 237 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:49,133 Good morning, guys. - Hey. 238 00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:51,166 - Good morning. - How's my new boyfriend? 239 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:54,100 We only have a few hours before charter. 240 00:11:54,133 --> 00:11:57,200 I am keen on getting this resolved ASAP. 241 00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:06,166 I said to her I'd come and grab you. 242 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:08,000 I thought as much. 243 00:12:08,033 --> 00:12:10,400 Okay, you stay there, and I'm gonna bring her up. 244 00:12:10,433 --> 00:12:12,734 - [ sighs ] Ah, it's so nice out. 245 00:12:12,767 --> 00:12:16,400 - You guys are not coming out of here until it's resolved. 246 00:12:24,333 --> 00:12:26,300 Guys, what a night. - Yeah. 247 00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:28,066 - How are Brangelina? Are they okay? 248 00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:29,367 - Don't know. 249 00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:35,166 - I don't know. I don't like it. 250 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:37,333 I just feel like a piece of you has, like, 251 00:12:37,367 --> 00:12:41,000 shut down, or detached a bit. 252 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,100 - I'm not. 253 00:13:13,066 --> 00:13:15,133 - I'm trying. - I am, too. 254 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:24,367 ...like a fairy tale type thing, you know? 255 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:26,667 Where it actually does work... 256 00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:31,300 And I believe that. 257 00:13:34,033 --> 00:13:35,767 - Morning, girlfriend. 258 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,333 I'm so hung over. 259 00:13:37,367 --> 00:13:39,367 Thank you so much for getting me onto the boat. 260 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:41,400 - Tom carried you, not me. 261 00:13:41,433 --> 00:13:43,200 - Aw, sorry. 262 00:13:43,233 --> 00:13:44,300 - Why were you crying last night? 263 00:13:44,333 --> 00:13:46,300 Was it just a drunk cry? 264 00:13:46,333 --> 00:13:48,633 - Well, I've been feeling really homesick since I've come here. 265 00:13:48,667 --> 00:13:50,367 - Mm-hmm. 266 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:52,500 - You know like when you drink, you always just get so weak? 267 00:13:52,533 --> 00:13:54,667 - Yeah, if I just think about my brother sometimes, 268 00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:57,133 I feel like... yeah, I'm the same way. 269 00:13:57,166 --> 00:13:58,400 - It's been a long time since I've been home, 270 00:13:58,433 --> 00:14:00,367 and I just really wanna go home. 271 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:02,133 - Yeah, are you gonna go home after this? 272 00:14:02,166 --> 00:14:03,667 - Yeah. - Yeah, that's good. 273 00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:05,700 - Yeah. I just wanna go home and live a more, like, 274 00:14:05,734 --> 00:14:08,734 normal life for a while, and have a car, 275 00:14:08,767 --> 00:14:11,133 have a gym membership, have a bedroom. 276 00:14:11,166 --> 00:14:14,233 It's gonna be nice to hang my clothes up! 277 00:14:14,266 --> 00:14:16,467 Oh, my God, we're all a mess. 278 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:18,233 - Yeah. It's all right. 279 00:14:18,266 --> 00:14:20,100 - I'm just gonna go vomit. 280 00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:25,200 [ vomiting, grunting ] Ugh. 281 00:14:25,233 --> 00:14:30,066 - All crew, all crew, time to shake it off, get to work. 282 00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:31,200 [ honking ] 283 00:14:33,333 --> 00:14:35,400 - Do you guys wanna take up here, and we'll go down? 284 00:14:35,433 --> 00:14:36,467 Cool. 285 00:14:38,233 --> 00:14:40,300 - We play hard, we work hard. 286 00:14:40,333 --> 00:14:43,133 - I am busy today. 287 00:14:43,166 --> 00:14:44,433 - May I have some tongs? 288 00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:45,533 - Yes. 289 00:14:45,567 --> 00:14:46,700 - Or some... or a spatula. 290 00:14:46,734 --> 00:14:48,300 - Malia's a massive help. 291 00:14:48,333 --> 00:14:51,066 I know that she wants to prove herself to Sandy, 292 00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:54,033 and if I turned out to be sh--ty then obviously 293 00:14:54,066 --> 00:14:56,200 she'll probably feel as much pressure 294 00:14:56,233 --> 00:14:58,233 for having me on, as much as I have. 295 00:14:58,266 --> 00:15:01,033 Now, this spatula is my arch-nemesis. 296 00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:03,266 Watch the handle, because it will 297 00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:04,767 come off the actual spatula. 298 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,467 - Ah! Look at my jacket. [ laughs ] 299 00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:09,300 - That's the sign of a good grilled cheese. 300 00:15:23,266 --> 00:15:25,266 - I need to sleep. 301 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:27,066 I don't know why I'm so hungover. 302 00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:29,467 It's, like... we didn't go to bed that late. 303 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:32,166 - When did I go to bed? 304 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:33,734 - You guys were fighting. Why? 305 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,200 - Because he thought I was jealous 306 00:15:35,233 --> 00:15:36,533 that he was talking to you. 307 00:15:36,567 --> 00:15:38,333 And I was like, "No, I was trying to tell you." 308 00:15:38,367 --> 00:15:40,233 It's, like, ugh. - Oh, my God... 309 00:15:40,266 --> 00:15:42,066 - So then that turned into a thing. 310 00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:43,266 - ...that is the stupidest argument 311 00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:45,133 I've ever heard in my life. 312 00:15:45,166 --> 00:15:46,767 What the [bleep]? 313 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,200 If they're, like, having fights about this sh-- 314 00:15:49,233 --> 00:15:50,567 this early on? 315 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:53,000 Like, there's no way they're gonna last. 316 00:15:55,233 --> 00:15:57,233 - No, not at all. 317 00:15:57,266 --> 00:16:01,233 I'm just, like, scared that it's gonna go downhill from here now. 318 00:16:01,266 --> 00:16:02,400 - I guess you'll find out in Bali. 319 00:16:03,467 --> 00:16:05,066 - Hi, girls. Are we moving? 320 00:16:05,100 --> 00:16:06,500 Let's go! 321 00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:09,166 The quicker we can do it, the quicker we can finish. 322 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:10,166 - Yeah, I'm just gonna finish this window, so... 323 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:12,266 - Yeah, perfect. - I... 324 00:16:12,300 --> 00:16:14,100 - I'm putting you in the bridge. Come on, you're doing so well. 325 00:16:14,133 --> 00:16:15,467 [laughs] Let's do it. 326 00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:17,000 - Ugh. 327 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,367 Oh, God. 328 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:21,433 Don't look out the window. 329 00:16:25,467 --> 00:16:27,567 - All right, we can start running fenders. 330 00:16:31,567 --> 00:16:33,100 Guys, are your lines ready? 331 00:16:33,133 --> 00:16:34,367 - No, mine... I'm just... 332 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:35,400 - All right, let's focus on your lines... 333 00:16:35,433 --> 00:16:36,433 - Sorry. - ...before the towline. 334 00:16:36,467 --> 00:16:38,166 So, Rob. - Yes? 335 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:40,000 - Kinda wanna go from this end. 336 00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:41,533 Because if you do it from that end, 337 00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:45,233 when you're done, you won't have a way to wrap it. 338 00:16:45,266 --> 00:16:46,533 You know what I mean? 339 00:16:46,567 --> 00:16:47,533 - Ah, because it's attached. - Mm-hmm. 340 00:16:47,567 --> 00:16:49,200 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry. 341 00:16:49,233 --> 00:16:50,500 - I know that Rob can throw the lines across, 342 00:16:50,533 --> 00:16:52,066 but I think he's distracted. 343 00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:53,300 He's not focusing. 344 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:58,233 - [bleep]'s sake, man. - I just wanna dock this boat. 345 00:16:58,266 --> 00:16:59,533 - [bleep] bru. 346 00:16:59,567 --> 00:17:01,333 - I don't have time to supervise Rob. 347 00:17:01,367 --> 00:17:04,367 As a woman in this industry, if we do fail 348 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,166 or if we do come up short sometimes, 349 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:08,066 then we get it harder. 350 00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:10,433 - Why do I get these ----ed up ones all the time? 351 00:17:10,467 --> 00:17:13,133 - All right, Captain Sandy, you have everyone in position, 352 00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:15,567 100 feet starboard, midships the dock. 353 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:21,300 Starboard midships 60 feet to ground lines. 354 00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:22,667 Clear to swing, clear to swing. 355 00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:25,567 - Hey, this rudder's going back to port. 356 00:17:29,333 --> 00:17:31,233 I lost the bow thruster. [bleep] 357 00:17:31,266 --> 00:17:32,500 Drop the anchor. 358 00:17:35,333 --> 00:17:36,600 The engines are gone. 359 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:42,266 - Why is our stern going this way? 360 00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:45,200 The wind, and no thruster. 361 00:17:48,433 --> 00:17:50,100 - ...alarm going off on here. 362 00:17:50,133 --> 00:17:51,533 - We have lost all power. 363 00:17:51,567 --> 00:17:54,467 Without the bow thruster, I cannot control the bow. 364 00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:56,667 What that means is we are probably gonna hit something, 365 00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,300 if not run over something. 366 00:17:58,333 --> 00:18:00,066 [ alarm blares ] 367 00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:01,333 - Alex, can you just watch that distance? 368 00:18:02,734 --> 00:18:05,133 - We lost the generator. - My heart's racing. 369 00:18:11,767 --> 00:18:14,233 - I lost the bow thruster. [ alarm blares ] 370 00:18:14,266 --> 00:18:16,367 - [bleep] Drop the anchor. 371 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,367 The engines are gone. 372 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,734 - Why is our stern going this way? 373 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:23,700 The wind, and no thruster. 374 00:18:26,166 --> 00:18:28,233 [ alarm continues ] 375 00:18:28,266 --> 00:18:29,667 - Alex, will you just watch that distance? 376 00:18:31,734 --> 00:18:34,133 - When we swing into the slip, 377 00:18:34,166 --> 00:18:36,166 our bow swings over another bow of a vessel. 378 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,233 And right now, I cannot control the bow. 379 00:18:38,266 --> 00:18:40,467 What that means is the engineer has to reset the breaker, 380 00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:42,233 and if he can't pull it off, 381 00:18:42,266 --> 00:18:44,567 the chances of hitting something is far greater than not. 382 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:46,734 [ alarm continues ] 383 00:18:52,266 --> 00:18:53,734 - Okay. Now the bow thruster's on. 384 00:18:53,767 --> 00:18:55,400 [ alarm stops ] 385 00:18:55,433 --> 00:18:58,633 - That is one scary feeling for a captain. 386 00:18:58,667 --> 00:19:00,266 - That was some freaky sh--. 387 00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:02,734 - Thirty-five feet starboard to vessel aside. 388 00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:05,667 Holding 20 feet starboard. Fifteen feet and closing. 389 00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:07,567 Guys, get ready on your heaving lines. 390 00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:10,266 Throwing lines, throwing lines. - Heads up. 391 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,700 - Let's tighten up on the springs. 392 00:19:13,734 --> 00:19:15,400 Rob, get ready on there, please. 393 00:19:15,433 --> 00:19:17,166 - Smells delicious. - Oh, really? 394 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:18,600 - We are in a great position. 395 00:19:18,633 --> 00:19:20,266 - Malia, good job. - Thank you. 396 00:19:36,734 --> 00:19:38,633 - Hey, hey. All good? 397 00:19:38,667 --> 00:19:42,433 - Yeah, now we're at the dock and everything's running. 398 00:19:42,467 --> 00:19:45,000 - Hi, Jerry. 399 00:19:45,033 --> 00:19:47,600 I don't know, I just feel really homesick. 400 00:19:47,633 --> 00:19:49,266 [ crying ] 401 00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:50,767 And I feel real bad, because it's such 402 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:54,400 a cool experience being here, and I just wanna come home. 403 00:19:56,533 --> 00:19:58,233 Doing five years of yachting, 404 00:19:58,266 --> 00:20:00,533 I'm living this super fast-paced lifestyle, 405 00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:03,166 and then I realize that, you know, my friends at home, 406 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,700 they're getting married. 407 00:20:04,734 --> 00:20:08,233 I've got two nieces that I don't really know that well. 408 00:20:08,266 --> 00:20:10,567 And I just wanna finally be a part of it for a while. 409 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:13,400 I'm really struggling to, like, just be present 410 00:20:13,433 --> 00:20:15,734 and really enjoy it, because all I can think about is 411 00:20:15,767 --> 00:20:17,600 that I don't really wanna be here. 412 00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:19,333 [ crying ] 413 00:20:19,367 --> 00:20:20,567 - Ugh. 414 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,266 - Up dog. 415 00:20:26,633 --> 00:20:28,767 - I just farted when you did that. 416 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,433 - Hey, girl. - Hi. 417 00:20:30,467 --> 00:20:32,433 - Beds ASAP, please. - Yes, I'm going. 418 00:20:32,467 --> 00:20:34,200 - Okay. - Can I have one minute? 419 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,600 - Yeah, one minute. - And then I will knock it out. 420 00:20:36,633 --> 00:20:38,367 - Aesha, Aesha, Bugs. 421 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,300 - Aesha, I've just spoken to Jess. 422 00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:48,233 Will you guys jump, please, straight on the beds? 423 00:20:48,266 --> 00:20:49,533 - Yeah. - Bye. 424 00:20:49,567 --> 00:20:50,633 - Thank you for your time. 425 00:20:52,533 --> 00:20:54,433 - I was like, oh, we're looking quite good, 426 00:20:54,467 --> 00:20:57,300 and I just realized provisions haven't arrived yet, never mind. 427 00:20:57,333 --> 00:20:58,300 - Right. 428 00:20:58,333 --> 00:20:59,367 - We're back again. 429 00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:02,400 - Is this usually short? 430 00:21:02,433 --> 00:21:04,400 - Yup... it's so annoying. 431 00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:09,000 - There is a delivery on the dock. 432 00:21:09,033 --> 00:21:10,433 - Copy, thanks. 433 00:21:10,467 --> 00:21:13,066 All crew, all crew, provisions are arriving. 434 00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:15,033 - [bleep] yo provisions, man. 435 00:21:15,066 --> 00:21:16,467 - How are you? 436 00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:18,367 - I have some special delivery for you. 437 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:19,767 - Don't worry, this is heavy. I got it. 438 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,533 - Can those go in the main salon on one side, please? 439 00:21:21,567 --> 00:21:22,734 - Hey, girl. 440 00:21:22,767 --> 00:21:24,400 - Make sure those go to the galley. 441 00:21:24,433 --> 00:21:25,734 - Where do you want this? - Galley, please. 442 00:21:25,767 --> 00:21:29,667 - Oh, wow, I'm so excited about this! 443 00:21:29,700 --> 00:21:31,333 - Do you want me to run that box out? 444 00:21:31,367 --> 00:21:32,734 - Oh, yeah, thanks. 445 00:21:32,767 --> 00:21:35,433 Could you also ask where the other kilo of mussels is? 446 00:21:35,467 --> 00:21:37,033 - Kilo of mussels, yep. 447 00:21:37,066 --> 00:21:40,633 - Yeah, ----ing frozen mussels, mm. 448 00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:43,667 - It's not in here, is it? - Um... 449 00:21:43,700 --> 00:21:46,266 I don't think so, because this was all fish. 450 00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:48,767 So I'm guessing that this is all meat... 451 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,400 yeah, it's all meat. 452 00:21:50,433 --> 00:21:53,000 - Okay. - No, it's not here. 453 00:21:53,033 --> 00:21:55,100 I ordered two kilo of fresh mussels, 454 00:21:55,133 --> 00:21:57,633 and I get one kilo of frozen, cooked mussels. 455 00:21:57,667 --> 00:21:59,000 They're a different product. 456 00:21:59,033 --> 00:22:01,467 You know, one of them's for people 457 00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:03,567 that don't actually have taste buds, and one of them is 458 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:05,633 for people that appreciate fresh ingredients. 459 00:22:05,667 --> 00:22:08,667 - The chef's wondering where the other mussels are. 460 00:22:08,700 --> 00:22:10,734 There's a kilo of mussels missing. 461 00:22:11,734 --> 00:22:13,333 - Mm-hmm. 462 00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:15,700 [ groaning ] - I think that's it. 463 00:22:15,734 --> 00:22:17,100 - Oh, nice. 464 00:22:17,133 --> 00:22:18,100 - Ah [bleep]! 465 00:22:18,133 --> 00:22:19,567 - Thomas? - Yeah? 466 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:21,033 - I told her a kilo of mussels were missing. 467 00:22:21,066 --> 00:22:22,433 - Yeah. 468 00:22:22,467 --> 00:22:24,533 - And she said she would call the supplier. 469 00:22:24,567 --> 00:22:26,467 - Yeah, put the order in a few days ahead 470 00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:28,033 so they can get everything ready, 471 00:22:28,066 --> 00:22:29,600 and yet it's not here the day of the charter. 472 00:22:31,633 --> 00:22:34,000 - Tom, I just got a message from the provisioner. 473 00:22:34,033 --> 00:22:35,433 - Yeah? 474 00:22:35,467 --> 00:22:37,467 - They said that you requested two kilograms, 475 00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:39,300 and that was what was delivered. 476 00:22:39,333 --> 00:22:41,667 And she says the provider doesn't have more mussels. 477 00:22:41,700 --> 00:22:43,700 - Ugh, that's ----ing bullsh--. - Right. 478 00:22:43,734 --> 00:22:45,100 - This is all the fish that came on just now. 479 00:22:45,133 --> 00:22:47,033 - Yeah. - It's one kilo. 480 00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:49,567 So she's saying the provider has definitely given us two, and... 481 00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:53,734 - Okay, everybody, 20 minutos. - There's not a... 482 00:22:53,767 --> 00:22:55,367 - Twenty minutes, two-zero minutes, 483 00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:56,667 till guests arrive. - All right, so... 484 00:22:56,700 --> 00:22:58,166 - This bag and that meat thing... 485 00:22:58,200 --> 00:22:59,600 - Si, venti minutos. - This ----ing bag... 486 00:22:59,633 --> 00:23:03,400 - All right, deck crew sh--, shower and shave. 487 00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:08,400 [ laughter ] 488 00:23:08,433 --> 00:23:10,066 - I'm gonna get a uniform on. You wanna get in your whites? 489 00:23:10,100 --> 00:23:11,767 - You know what, they're ----ing [bleep]. 490 00:23:15,767 --> 00:23:17,000 - I hate that. 491 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,667 - One kilo, [bleep]. 492 00:23:22,700 --> 00:23:26,433 Need the other one. 493 00:23:26,467 --> 00:23:29,133 - How you doing, Chef? - Busy as [bleep]. 494 00:23:29,166 --> 00:23:31,033 Look at this ----ing job that I'm having to do now. 495 00:23:31,066 --> 00:23:32,533 They're making me out to be a liar 496 00:23:32,567 --> 00:23:34,734 as to how many kilos there are, 497 00:23:34,767 --> 00:23:37,133 so I had to take a photo of it and send it to her. 498 00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:39,133 And she said, "This is the fish company's fault". 499 00:23:39,166 --> 00:23:41,767 Like... - Ugh, that's frustrating. 500 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,400 - It's ----ing annoying. 501 00:23:43,433 --> 00:23:45,133 - I make mistake with the fish. 502 00:23:45,166 --> 00:23:46,467 - The mussels? - The mussels. 503 00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:48,200 - Okay. - It's without charge. 504 00:23:48,233 --> 00:23:51,467 We apologize to Tom. I'm so sorry for that. 505 00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:53,400 - I'll let him know, thank you so much. 506 00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:56,166 Tom? - Yeah. 507 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:57,667 - They apologized. They were in the wrong. 508 00:23:57,700 --> 00:23:59,367 They've sent you the mussels free of charge. 509 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:00,533 - Yeah, I ----ing know they were in the wrong. 510 00:24:00,567 --> 00:24:01,767 Tell them to go [bleep] themselves. 511 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,000 Just get it right the first time. 512 00:24:03,033 --> 00:24:05,033 - Okay. - ----ing moron. 513 00:24:05,066 --> 00:24:06,567 - All crew, all crew, come to the dock. 514 00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:08,100 - Coming up... 515 00:24:08,133 --> 00:24:10,734 - Does anyone on the crew wanna learn jujitsu? 516 00:24:10,767 --> 00:24:12,000 - Bugsy, Bugsy? 517 00:24:13,500 --> 00:24:15,467 - And again, watch the... 518 00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:16,567 - I don't know what's gonna tap first, my boob or my arm. 519 00:24:22,533 --> 00:24:24,066 - Tom? - Yeah? 520 00:24:24,100 --> 00:24:25,567 - They were in the wrong. 521 00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:27,133 They've sent you the mussels free of charge. 522 00:24:27,166 --> 00:24:28,433 - Yeah, I ----ing know they were in the wrong. 523 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:29,567 Tell them to go [bleep] themselves. 524 00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:30,600 Just get it right the first time. 525 00:24:30,633 --> 00:24:31,700 - Okay. - ----ing morons. 526 00:24:31,734 --> 00:24:32,734 What good is an apology? 527 00:24:32,767 --> 00:24:34,600 Like, I don't care. 528 00:24:34,633 --> 00:24:36,567 - All crew, all crew, come to the dock. 529 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,567 - It's a time-sensitive job, and if you're gonna 530 00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:41,233 provision for yachts, you don't get second chances. 531 00:24:41,266 --> 00:24:42,233 You go with a provisioner. 532 00:24:42,266 --> 00:24:43,667 If they mess up, done. 533 00:24:43,700 --> 00:24:45,500 I can't afford to go with you again. 534 00:24:45,533 --> 00:24:49,033 - Some nice boats here. - Nice. 535 00:24:49,066 --> 00:24:50,533 - Let's do this. 536 00:24:50,567 --> 00:24:52,033 - There's our crew, waiting for us. 537 00:24:52,066 --> 00:24:53,166 - Yeah. - Hi. 538 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,200 - Howdy! - You're almost single? 539 00:24:55,233 --> 00:24:56,734 - Well, depends you have to read the back. 540 00:24:56,767 --> 00:24:57,734 - "Almost married." - He's almost married. 541 00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,066 - Somewhere in between. 542 00:24:59,100 --> 00:25:00,200 Hi, I'm Eric. - Welcome. 543 00:25:00,233 --> 00:25:02,200 - Almost single, almost married... 544 00:25:02,233 --> 00:25:05,066 that is literally Rob and Jess's relationship in a nutshell. 545 00:25:05,100 --> 00:25:06,200 [ laughs ] 546 00:25:06,233 --> 00:25:08,100 - Welcome aboard. - Hi, JT. 547 00:25:08,133 --> 00:25:09,266 - Hi, Eric, I'm Tom. - Tom, nice to meet you. 548 00:25:09,300 --> 00:25:10,600 - Hi, Eric, I'm Bugs. 549 00:25:10,633 --> 00:25:11,767 - Hi... - It's nice to meet... 550 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,500 - What's your name again? - Bugs. 551 00:25:13,533 --> 00:25:14,600 - Bags, nice to meet you, Bags. - No, Bugs, B-U-G-S. 552 00:25:14,633 --> 00:25:16,166 - Hi, I'm Aesha. - Malia, JT. 553 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:17,533 - Alex? Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 554 00:25:17,567 --> 00:25:19,000 - Welcome on board, we are excited. 555 00:25:19,033 --> 00:25:20,767 You have a great crew. 556 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,200 Bugsy's gonna show you on board, and then we're gonna take off. 557 00:25:23,233 --> 00:25:24,533 - Sounds great. - Enjoy your charter. 558 00:25:24,567 --> 00:25:25,734 - Thank you. 559 00:25:25,767 --> 00:25:27,100 [ whistling ] 560 00:25:27,133 --> 00:25:28,233 - Shall we go? - Let's do it. 561 00:25:28,266 --> 00:25:29,467 - All right. - Cheers! 562 00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:30,734 - Cheers, guys. 563 00:25:30,767 --> 00:25:33,033 - To being almost single and almost married. 564 00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:35,667 - Follow me, I'll take you through. 565 00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:37,200 - Cool. 566 00:25:37,233 --> 00:25:39,300 - Holy sh-- but this backpack's heavy. 567 00:25:39,333 --> 00:25:41,233 - We have the main salon. - Nice. 568 00:25:41,266 --> 00:25:44,033 - To your left, you have a formal dining room. 569 00:25:44,066 --> 00:25:46,767 - A frigging body bag? 570 00:25:48,667 --> 00:25:50,133 - Ah, beauteous. 571 00:25:50,166 --> 00:25:51,633 - The sundeck, we have your hot tub up front. 572 00:25:51,667 --> 00:25:54,567 - All right... looks kinda shallow. 573 00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:56,233 I gotta get my boobs under the water. 574 00:25:58,567 --> 00:26:00,500 - All right, we're walking, we're walking. 575 00:26:00,533 --> 00:26:02,533 Let's go see where the magic's gonna happen for JT and I. 576 00:26:02,567 --> 00:26:04,100 - Master cabin. - Oh, this is ours? 577 00:26:04,133 --> 00:26:05,300 - Oh! 578 00:26:05,333 --> 00:26:07,233 - We can get three of us in here. 579 00:26:07,266 --> 00:26:09,000 There's two in the bed, one on the couch, are you kidding? 580 00:26:14,133 --> 00:26:15,767 - How come there's no mirror over the bed? 581 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,100 - You guys are gonna be a good time, I can tell. 582 00:26:21,100 --> 00:26:23,100 - I have no problem doing that. 583 00:26:23,133 --> 00:26:25,367 - Your hair is the same coloring as a cat. 584 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,567 - A cat? - Yeah. 585 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:29,066 - What color is that? 586 00:26:29,100 --> 00:26:30,567 - You know, there's a species of cat, 587 00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:33,100 and you've got the same hair color. 588 00:26:33,133 --> 00:26:35,166 - What the [bleep] does that even mean? 589 00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:37,266 - Do you wanna go upstairs while we take off? 590 00:26:37,300 --> 00:26:39,367 - Where do you suggest? - What do you recommend? 591 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:40,567 - Either the top deck... - Oh, yeah! 592 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,100 - Yeah, let's. - Yeah? 593 00:26:42,133 --> 00:26:43,100 - Okay, that's where we're going. 594 00:26:43,133 --> 00:26:44,600 - Okay. 595 00:26:44,633 --> 00:26:45,667 - Hey, Rob, just be mindful that we might have 596 00:26:45,700 --> 00:26:47,533 to loosen up our cross-line, 597 00:26:47,567 --> 00:26:49,133 just because there might be so much tension on the other one. 598 00:26:49,166 --> 00:26:51,133 - That one? - Ready to release lines. 599 00:26:51,166 --> 00:26:53,066 - Stern lines coming off now. 600 00:26:57,700 --> 00:27:00,667 - All stern lines clear, all stern lines clear. 601 00:27:00,700 --> 00:27:02,100 - We're moving! It's happening. 602 00:27:02,133 --> 00:27:03,667 - We're pulling out. 603 00:27:03,700 --> 00:27:05,166 - Ten feet, starboard midships to ground lines. 604 00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:08,100 - This is a nice boat. - This is beautiful. 605 00:27:08,133 --> 00:27:09,600 - Traffic all clear off your stern. 606 00:27:10,433 --> 00:27:12,166 All clear, all clear. 607 00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:13,700 - Well done. Well done, everyone. 608 00:27:13,734 --> 00:27:15,200 - You gotta wave to the people on the dock. 609 00:27:15,233 --> 00:27:17,033 That's good luck, isn't it? - Uh... 610 00:27:17,066 --> 00:27:18,033 - That's what they used to do on the "Love Boat." 611 00:27:18,066 --> 00:27:20,166 [ ship's horn ] 612 00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:22,000 - Holy crap. - Woo! 613 00:27:22,033 --> 00:27:23,166 - A little head's up next time? 614 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:24,700 - Scared 'em. 615 00:27:24,734 --> 00:27:26,667 - Thanks, Captain! - Oh, wow. 616 00:27:29,767 --> 00:27:31,333 - Ultimate Frisbee... have you ever played? 617 00:27:31,367 --> 00:27:32,700 - Oh, yeah. - Okay, perfect. 618 00:27:32,734 --> 00:27:34,300 - So 12:00, we can send four crew. 619 00:27:34,333 --> 00:27:35,300 - Sounds great. - Does that sound good? 620 00:27:35,333 --> 00:27:36,767 - Sounds great. 621 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,100 - And then you can come back for some tapas. 622 00:27:38,133 --> 00:27:39,166 - That sounds... sounds good to me. 623 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:40,633 - Unbelievable. 624 00:27:40,667 --> 00:27:42,000 Now I've got two kilos of fresh mussels, 625 00:27:42,033 --> 00:27:43,700 with one kilo of frozen mussels before. 626 00:27:43,734 --> 00:27:45,734 - Funny how that works. - ----ing mental. 627 00:27:45,767 --> 00:27:47,734 - I wanna see how good she is getting across here. 628 00:27:47,767 --> 00:27:49,166 - Thank you. 629 00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:50,700 - Let's see the tat? - Oh, this one? 630 00:27:50,734 --> 00:27:54,200 This is my family tattoo. - Oh! 631 00:27:54,233 --> 00:27:55,700 - So it's the first letter of all my siblings, in age order. 632 00:27:55,734 --> 00:27:57,200 - Ah. 633 00:27:57,233 --> 00:27:58,734 - Tara, Reuben, Isaac, Jared, Aesha, Courtney. 634 00:27:58,767 --> 00:27:59,734 - Are you guys... - That's right... 635 00:27:59,767 --> 00:28:01,300 - Are you Mormon? 636 00:28:01,333 --> 00:28:03,200 - I've got a very fertile father... um, no. 637 00:28:03,233 --> 00:28:04,367 - Six siblings? - Yeah. 638 00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:06,200 - Nice. - Only six of us, yeah. 639 00:28:06,233 --> 00:28:08,166 - Yeah, only six. 640 00:28:10,233 --> 00:28:13,300 - All crew, all crew, ETA seven minutes. 641 00:28:13,333 --> 00:28:15,200 - Copy. 642 00:28:15,233 --> 00:28:16,667 - Opa, my pleasure. 643 00:28:16,700 --> 00:28:18,333 - Best charter ever. 644 00:28:18,367 --> 00:28:20,133 - Permission to walk anchor to the water line. 645 00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:21,700 - Permission granted. 646 00:28:26,266 --> 00:28:28,266 - Two and a half, two and a half. 647 00:28:28,300 --> 00:28:30,300 - Okay, Malia, thank you. 648 00:28:30,333 --> 00:28:32,233 - Malia, Malia, Bugs. 649 00:28:32,266 --> 00:28:34,767 Don't forget we've got Ultimate Frisbee today before lunch. 650 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,100 - Yeah, copy that, thank you. 651 00:28:36,133 --> 00:28:37,767 - Pushing lunch back to 3:00 p.m. 652 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,033 - Cool. 653 00:28:42,133 --> 00:28:44,667 - One, two, three. 654 00:28:46,767 --> 00:28:49,000 - Desserts... brownies, female... 655 00:28:49,033 --> 00:28:51,233 no nuts. 656 00:28:51,266 --> 00:28:52,767 Oh, I get the joke. 657 00:28:58,767 --> 00:29:01,166 [ grunting ] - Cool. 658 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:04,667 - Jess and Aesha, I am sending you ashore 659 00:29:04,700 --> 00:29:07,166 to go and play some Frisbee with the guests at 12:00. 660 00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:09,066 - Copy that. 661 00:29:09,100 --> 00:29:11,233 - The guests would like to go to shore and play some Frisbee, 662 00:29:11,266 --> 00:29:13,233 and they wanna take some crew with them. 663 00:29:13,266 --> 00:29:15,500 Robert, grab a break for a minute. 664 00:29:15,533 --> 00:29:17,734 - I'm excited for Frisbee. - It's gonna be fun. 665 00:29:17,767 --> 00:29:20,333 - Mm... smells delish. 666 00:29:20,367 --> 00:29:22,233 - Baked Camembert, chorizo. - Mm. 667 00:29:22,266 --> 00:29:24,467 - We've got calamari, Padrón peppers. 668 00:29:24,500 --> 00:29:27,400 - I think I'm gonna have an iced latte. Thomas? 669 00:29:27,433 --> 00:29:29,433 - An iced latte... that sounds good, let's do it. 670 00:29:29,467 --> 00:29:31,200 - I've got a deck crew to run. 671 00:29:31,233 --> 00:29:34,400 I wanna help Tom, and I feel like in my position, 672 00:29:34,433 --> 00:29:37,333 I've put a lot of pressure on myself to kind of try 673 00:29:37,367 --> 00:29:39,500 to make everything go at the same time. 674 00:29:39,533 --> 00:29:41,734 So it's a had juggle. 675 00:29:41,767 --> 00:29:43,266 - Very nice. - You're so sweet. 676 00:29:43,300 --> 00:29:44,400 - Hi. - Hello. 677 00:29:44,433 --> 00:29:46,467 - Are you going to play Frisbee with us? 678 00:29:46,500 --> 00:29:47,467 - Yes. - Yay! 679 00:29:47,500 --> 00:29:48,667 - Yeah, that'd be great. 680 00:29:48,700 --> 00:29:50,166 - JT, guess what I almost forgot? 681 00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:51,166 The most important thing. - The Frisbee. 682 00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:52,300 - Yes. 683 00:29:52,333 --> 00:29:53,333 - Have we thought of a wager yet? 684 00:29:53,367 --> 00:29:55,066 - Can we make it interesting? 685 00:29:55,100 --> 00:29:56,166 - Yes, absolutely, let's make it interesting. 686 00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:58,033 - Well, we have that Speedo. 687 00:29:58,066 --> 00:30:02,200 - We should just make it that if you lose, you wear a Speedo. 688 00:30:02,233 --> 00:30:05,000 - Okay. - And if we lose, then we... 689 00:30:05,033 --> 00:30:08,200 - You serve us in bikinis. - Ooh. 690 00:30:08,233 --> 00:30:11,734 I don't know how happy Captain Sandy will be about that. 691 00:30:11,767 --> 00:30:13,300 - Well, we're not gonna lose, for one. 692 00:30:13,333 --> 00:30:14,467 - Of course not. 693 00:30:14,500 --> 00:30:16,266 - All right, Speedos at dinner it is. 694 00:30:16,300 --> 00:30:17,467 - Did I just do that? 695 00:30:17,500 --> 00:30:20,166 - The whole group? - The whole group. 696 00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:21,700 - Coming up... 697 00:30:21,734 --> 00:30:23,367 - The client wants some cucumber. 698 00:30:25,266 --> 00:30:26,300 - Sorry. 699 00:30:28,467 --> 00:30:30,000 - What is the ----ing problem? 700 00:30:35,100 --> 00:30:37,166 - Bugs, Bugs, Malia. 701 00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:38,367 Tender's ready to go whenever you are. 702 00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,200 - Are we ready? - Yep, we're ready. 703 00:30:40,233 --> 00:30:41,500 - We are ready for you. - All right, let's go, guys. 704 00:30:41,533 --> 00:30:42,500 - Let's do this. - Yay, let's do this! 705 00:30:42,533 --> 00:30:44,233 - Let's do this! 706 00:30:44,266 --> 00:30:46,100 - JT, good luck. - All right. 707 00:30:46,133 --> 00:30:47,500 - Is everyone coming? 708 00:30:47,533 --> 00:30:49,533 - Okay, we'll probably do two trips, guys. 709 00:30:49,567 --> 00:30:52,000 - Okay. - Good luck, everyone! 710 00:30:52,033 --> 00:30:54,033 - Thank you. - All right! 711 00:30:54,066 --> 00:30:55,533 - I could see Malia as a captain. 712 00:30:55,567 --> 00:30:58,300 Look at her. 713 00:30:58,333 --> 00:31:00,400 - While they're off, I'm gonna go and set this lunch up. 714 00:31:00,433 --> 00:31:03,033 - It's chaos, isn't it? Sucks to be me. 715 00:31:03,066 --> 00:31:04,500 - Would you mind just passing me a couple 716 00:31:04,533 --> 00:31:05,500 of tea towels... oh jeez. 717 00:31:05,533 --> 00:31:07,266 [ laughter ] 718 00:31:08,266 --> 00:31:10,000 - I did not see that coming. 719 00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:13,100 - Whoa. - All right, let's do this. 720 00:31:13,133 --> 00:31:14,567 - Careful. Ready? - Yeah. 721 00:31:16,266 --> 00:31:18,300 - Swim platform, tender returning, tender returning. 722 00:31:18,333 --> 00:31:20,266 - Good luck. - Thank you! 723 00:31:20,300 --> 00:31:21,333 - Thanks! - I hope you win. 724 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:24,467 - Look at these gangstas. 725 00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:26,033 - Ooh... hello! 726 00:31:26,066 --> 00:31:28,200 - Woo! - Freedom! 727 00:31:34,133 --> 00:31:36,467 - Feels so nice to touch the water. 728 00:31:36,500 --> 00:31:40,400 - Feels so good... one week, one week, one week. 729 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,333 - I know, one week! 730 00:31:46,433 --> 00:31:48,467 - No. Like [bleep] no. 731 00:31:50,633 --> 00:31:53,467 - [laughs] Aesha. 732 00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:55,433 Yeah? That's how you feel? 733 00:31:55,467 --> 00:31:58,100 - Pretty good for a fat guy. 734 00:32:01,233 --> 00:32:02,533 - Don't break my fan. 735 00:32:02,567 --> 00:32:04,633 - I'm your number one fan, though. Hey. 736 00:32:04,667 --> 00:32:06,333 - Cheesy. 737 00:32:06,367 --> 00:32:07,667 - What type of theme is this? - I'm not sure. 738 00:32:07,700 --> 00:32:09,433 There's just, like, Spanish red chiles, 739 00:32:09,467 --> 00:32:12,166 Spanish hats, Spanish flags. 740 00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:13,400 Maybe it's Spanish? 741 00:32:13,433 --> 00:32:15,166 - All right, see ya. - Thanks, Alex. 742 00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:19,100 [ sighs ] 743 00:32:19,133 --> 00:32:21,600 - Nice work on the dock, Malia. What's the beach like? 744 00:32:21,633 --> 00:32:23,200 - Oh, it's nice. - Yeah? 745 00:32:23,233 --> 00:32:24,533 - It's perfect for their Frisbee. 746 00:32:24,567 --> 00:32:26,233 - Nice. 747 00:32:26,266 --> 00:32:28,033 - Hi, guys! - Hey, guys! 748 00:32:28,066 --> 00:32:29,133 Losers have arrived! 749 00:32:29,166 --> 00:32:30,600 - Oh, puh-lease. 750 00:32:30,633 --> 00:32:33,233 - We're gonna go jujitsu on your ass! 751 00:32:33,266 --> 00:32:36,567 One, two... one, two... 752 00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:38,233 - Nice! - Deep! 753 00:32:40,166 --> 00:32:42,233 - Oh, damn it! 754 00:32:42,266 --> 00:32:43,567 - Ah! - Nice. 755 00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:45,500 - Classic John Wick move. 756 00:32:45,533 --> 00:32:47,467 I've never played Ultimate Frisbee before. 757 00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:51,100 We just play, like, normal Frisbee in New Zealand. 758 00:32:53,433 --> 00:32:55,200 Oh, for [bleep]'s sake. 759 00:32:55,233 --> 00:32:57,433 Classic America... has to make everything "ultimate." 760 00:32:57,467 --> 00:32:58,500 [ laughs ] 761 00:32:58,533 --> 00:33:00,300 - Reach out! 762 00:33:00,333 --> 00:33:01,367 - Good job! 763 00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:03,266 [ shouting ] 764 00:33:03,300 --> 00:33:05,367 - Nice grab! 765 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:06,433 All right, so that's two. 766 00:33:07,433 --> 00:33:08,667 - Okay, put it on. 767 00:33:08,700 --> 00:33:11,200 Yachting is a very intimate environment, 768 00:33:11,233 --> 00:33:14,533 and a lot of the times we are completely warped 769 00:33:14,567 --> 00:33:16,600 in our perception of people. 770 00:33:16,633 --> 00:33:18,533 And it never has worked out for me. 771 00:33:22,266 --> 00:33:23,567 - Eew. 772 00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:25,333 - Oh, it's Spanish tapas, this is awesome. 773 00:33:25,367 --> 00:33:27,266 - Yeah. - Smells delish. 774 00:33:27,300 --> 00:33:29,400 - The first few days, I was nervous. 775 00:33:29,433 --> 00:33:30,700 - You want it a bit more well-done? 776 00:33:30,734 --> 00:33:32,433 - Yeah. - Okay. 777 00:33:32,467 --> 00:33:33,633 - We gotta figure out how to make his food hot. 778 00:33:33,667 --> 00:33:35,367 - Oh ----ing hell. 779 00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:36,700 - Mine was full of shells. - Oh, me too. 780 00:33:36,734 --> 00:33:38,467 - Yeah. Yeah. 781 00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:39,567 - Quite a few of them have shells in the actual... 782 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:41,500 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 783 00:33:41,533 --> 00:33:43,467 - I've always wanted to be the best that I can at something, 784 00:33:43,500 --> 00:33:46,266 and I put pressure on myself because I know I can do it. 785 00:33:46,300 --> 00:33:49,266 And if I don't, well, why am I a chef? 786 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:51,667 - Ooh, look at that. 787 00:33:51,700 --> 00:33:53,400 - This is how we'll serve lunch today. 788 00:33:54,367 --> 00:33:56,266 - One, two, three... 789 00:33:57,734 --> 00:33:59,200 - I thought I had it. 790 00:33:59,233 --> 00:34:00,433 [ shouting ] - Yes! 791 00:34:00,467 --> 00:34:02,467 - Yay! - We're in trouble here. 792 00:34:02,500 --> 00:34:03,633 - Rob! 793 00:34:03,667 --> 00:34:05,600 [ screaming ] 794 00:34:05,633 --> 00:34:06,667 - No! 795 00:34:06,700 --> 00:34:08,266 - That was so close! - No! 796 00:34:08,300 --> 00:34:09,600 - Come on, guys. - Keep playing hard. 797 00:34:09,633 --> 00:34:11,633 - Come on, man! - Oh, shoot, he's coming... 798 00:34:11,667 --> 00:34:12,667 - No! 799 00:34:12,700 --> 00:34:17,700 [ cheering ] - Yes! 800 00:34:17,734 --> 00:34:19,300 - Well done. - Oh, man. 801 00:34:19,333 --> 00:34:21,300 - We lost the bet, we pay off the debt. 802 00:34:23,233 --> 00:34:24,266 - We didn't suck. 803 00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:30,400 - Copy that. - Get outta here. 804 00:34:30,433 --> 00:34:34,300 - Wow. - Wow. 805 00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:37,734 - Hey, guys. 806 00:34:40,500 --> 00:34:42,734 - Malia, your team needed you. - Oh, yeah? 807 00:34:42,767 --> 00:34:45,000 - You're wearing a Speedo tonight. 808 00:34:51,500 --> 00:34:52,700 - Hey, guys. - Hey, hey. 809 00:34:52,734 --> 00:34:54,300 - How was it? - Awesome. 810 00:34:54,333 --> 00:34:55,333 - I heard there was a bet. Who won? 811 00:34:55,367 --> 00:34:57,233 - We did. 812 00:34:57,266 --> 00:34:59,266 - Captain Sandy, that's the guests on the main deck aft now. 813 00:34:59,300 --> 00:35:00,200 - Okay, thank you. 814 00:35:01,734 --> 00:35:03,567 - You're gonna look great in a Speedo. 815 00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:04,600 - Yeah, you're wearing a Speedo. - I don't wanna know. 816 00:35:04,633 --> 00:35:06,567 I don't wanna know. 817 00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:09,166 - What up, gangstas? - What up, dawg? 818 00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:11,633 - Thanks, boys. - Ready? 819 00:35:11,667 --> 00:35:13,233 [ grunting ] 820 00:35:13,266 --> 00:35:14,667 - So what sort of plates do you want? 821 00:35:14,700 --> 00:35:16,633 - Whatever's gonna fit on the table, really. 822 00:35:16,667 --> 00:35:17,667 - Sweet. 823 00:35:17,700 --> 00:35:20,467 - You guys all disappoint me. 824 00:35:20,500 --> 00:35:22,433 - Are you watching the losers approach? 825 00:35:22,467 --> 00:35:24,333 - Lo-sers! - You lost? 826 00:35:24,367 --> 00:35:25,433 - We're sorry! 827 00:35:25,467 --> 00:35:27,367 - You're all wearing Speedos. 828 00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:28,633 [ laughter ] 829 00:35:30,533 --> 00:35:33,633 - You can go down for two hours. Yeah. 830 00:35:33,667 --> 00:35:35,266 Why don't you grab some food, 831 00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:36,367 come back out on deck, and we'll... 832 00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,367 - You got it. - ...crack on. 833 00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:40,300 - Thanks for a great game. - That was fun. 834 00:35:40,333 --> 00:35:41,500 - I had such a good time. 835 00:35:41,533 --> 00:35:42,633 - Do I have enough time to go change? 836 00:35:42,667 --> 00:35:44,433 - Yeah, go change, and... - Yeah. 837 00:35:44,467 --> 00:35:45,734 - ...Jess, I'm sending you on break now anyway. 838 00:35:45,767 --> 00:35:46,734 - Okay, cool. - Two hours, okay? Thank you. 839 00:35:46,767 --> 00:35:48,433 - Copy. 840 00:35:53,266 --> 00:35:54,467 - Let me pop in next to you there. 841 00:35:54,500 --> 00:35:55,633 - Oh, sorry. 842 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,433 - I am, please forgive me, sir. 843 00:36:04,667 --> 00:36:06,033 Whatever. 844 00:36:06,066 --> 00:36:07,400 - So good. 845 00:36:07,433 --> 00:36:10,033 - Okay, how's everyone feeling? Hungry? 846 00:36:10,066 --> 00:36:11,233 - Yeah. - Yeah? 847 00:36:11,266 --> 00:36:12,367 - Tapas are coming now? 848 00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:13,600 - Yeah. - Whoa, let's get... 849 00:36:13,633 --> 00:36:14,767 - I'm just gonna keep bringing it. 850 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,467 - All right. - These four can go. 851 00:36:16,500 --> 00:36:18,433 That's eel, anchovy, olives, and tomato. 852 00:36:18,467 --> 00:36:20,300 - We gotta put the hats on for a shot, hold on. 853 00:36:20,333 --> 00:36:23,734 - There's a hat for you, too. - Yay, thank you. 854 00:36:23,767 --> 00:36:25,633 - Eric, Eric... oh, there you go. 855 00:36:25,667 --> 00:36:27,300 That's good. - Oh, that's perfect! 856 00:36:27,333 --> 00:36:28,300 - This is really good. 857 00:36:28,333 --> 00:36:30,500 - I have eel. 858 00:36:30,533 --> 00:36:33,033 - These two? - Yeah. 859 00:36:33,066 --> 00:36:34,600 - Oh, no! Sorry! 860 00:36:34,633 --> 00:36:35,600 - Just take that, just do it with that. 861 00:36:35,633 --> 00:36:37,000 - Okay. - Mm. 862 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,767 - Oh, for [bleep]'s sake. 863 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,300 - Oh [bleep] me, she's good, isn't she? 864 00:36:47,700 --> 00:36:49,066 - Coming up... 865 00:36:50,700 --> 00:36:52,066 - I'm sorry. 866 00:36:52,100 --> 00:36:53,633 - There's no point in apologizing. 867 00:36:53,667 --> 00:36:55,433 - No, I'm just saying that it wasn't my call. 868 00:36:55,467 --> 00:36:56,467 - [ groaning ] Ugh, all right, whatever you're saying. 869 00:36:56,500 --> 00:36:59,000 - Jesus. ----ing asshole. 870 00:37:05,734 --> 00:37:08,300 - Oh! Oh! Are these the baby eels? 871 00:37:08,333 --> 00:37:10,200 Angulas! Oh, this is my favorite. 872 00:37:10,233 --> 00:37:11,533 These things are, like, 873 00:37:11,567 --> 00:37:13,166 a thousand euro a pound or something. 874 00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:14,266 [ chuckles ] - It's so good. 875 00:37:14,300 --> 00:37:15,633 - Manchego? Perfect. 876 00:37:15,667 --> 00:37:17,000 - Yeah. - Can I have some ham? 877 00:37:17,033 --> 00:37:18,700 - I have some Manchego croquetas... 878 00:37:18,734 --> 00:37:20,266 - Ooh. - ...with spicy mayo. 879 00:37:20,300 --> 00:37:21,633 - Ooh, that sounds good. Yummy. 880 00:37:21,667 --> 00:37:22,767 - How are they doing out there? 881 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,166 - They are loving it. 882 00:37:26,066 --> 00:37:27,633 What's wrong? 883 00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:33,000 - Who would like some pork belly? 884 00:37:33,033 --> 00:37:34,600 - Oh, yeah! Oh, and we're back in! 885 00:37:34,633 --> 00:37:35,734 - Spicy chorizo? 886 00:37:35,767 --> 00:37:37,133 - Thank you, thank you, thank you. 887 00:37:37,166 --> 00:37:38,533 - This calamari looks amazing. - Mm. 888 00:37:38,567 --> 00:37:39,667 - And the chorizo's so good. 889 00:37:39,700 --> 00:37:41,200 - I love this torta. 890 00:37:41,233 --> 00:37:44,200 - Wonderful lunch, Tom. They're loving it. 891 00:37:44,233 --> 00:37:46,633 - Love you, bye. 892 00:37:46,667 --> 00:37:47,700 - Fiesta! 893 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:51,133 Ooh, you got a little hip swing, I see it. 894 00:37:51,166 --> 00:37:53,367 Okay, Bugs... hey. 895 00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:55,200 Oh, I thought you were grabbing hair. 896 00:37:55,233 --> 00:37:56,767 I kinda got, like, a little nervous. 897 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,000 I didn't know what was happening. 898 00:37:58,033 --> 00:37:59,300 [ laughter ] 899 00:37:59,333 --> 00:38:01,266 I was, like, is this happening right now? 900 00:38:01,300 --> 00:38:03,567 - Might have been. But it didn't. 901 00:38:08,066 --> 00:38:10,066 - That was great. - That was good. 902 00:38:10,100 --> 00:38:11,567 - Whew. 903 00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:14,667 - Does anyone on the crew wanna learn jujitsu? 904 00:38:14,700 --> 00:38:16,367 We have a master teacher here. 905 00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:18,767 - Yes! 906 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,600 - I'm down. I'll be back at 6:30. 907 00:38:20,633 --> 00:38:22,333 Aesha and Jess are on the floor. 908 00:38:22,367 --> 00:38:24,033 - All right, thanks, guys. 909 00:38:24,066 --> 00:38:26,166 - All crew, all crew, I'm also going down. 910 00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:28,734 So that's Malia, off the radio. 911 00:38:36,233 --> 00:38:37,700 - Hey. 912 00:38:37,734 --> 00:38:39,200 - Got a hold of each other, right? 913 00:38:39,233 --> 00:38:41,367 - Uh-huh. Oh, it's like ballroom dancing. 914 00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:44,100 - Drop your knees and swing your hips this way. 915 00:38:44,133 --> 00:38:45,700 And then... ugh! 916 00:38:47,066 --> 00:38:48,033 All right, Aesha, your turn. 917 00:38:48,066 --> 00:38:49,333 - My turn? - Yeah, come on. 918 00:38:49,367 --> 00:38:50,767 - Yay! 919 00:39:01,066 --> 00:39:02,333 - Hips are back here. - Yeah. 920 00:39:02,367 --> 00:39:04,066 - I'm gonna put my weight slightly forward, 921 00:39:04,100 --> 00:39:05,133 towards my toes, and then drop. - Mm-hmm. 922 00:39:05,166 --> 00:39:06,333 - Now watch... - Ooh! 923 00:39:06,367 --> 00:39:07,333 - Look, you see how I just did that? 924 00:39:07,367 --> 00:39:08,367 - Ooh! 925 00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:09,367 - Now you try that. - Okay. 926 00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:11,400 - Oh! - You see that? 927 00:39:11,433 --> 00:39:13,667 [ cheering, laughter ] - Yeah, yay! 928 00:39:13,700 --> 00:39:16,166 - That was good! - Yay! 929 00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:18,400 - It's not hard, right? - No, that's so fun! 930 00:39:22,667 --> 00:39:24,200 - You know how to do some type of throw? 931 00:39:24,233 --> 00:39:26,066 - I have to see what you're talking about. 932 00:39:30,166 --> 00:39:31,200 - Yeah. 933 00:39:32,467 --> 00:39:34,200 We need some cucumbers. 934 00:39:38,033 --> 00:39:39,667 - So I just loosen this... - Okay. 935 00:39:39,700 --> 00:39:41,700 - Jess, Jess. - So like this. 936 00:39:41,734 --> 00:39:43,367 - Chef, Chef. This is his radio. 937 00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:46,333 Someone find the chef, we need some chopped-up cucumbers. 938 00:39:46,367 --> 00:39:48,700 - Yep. - Okay. 939 00:39:48,734 --> 00:39:50,200 - I'm gonna go get the chef. 940 00:39:50,233 --> 00:39:51,700 - Thank you so much. - You're welcome. 941 00:39:51,734 --> 00:39:54,066 - Thank you, Sandy. 942 00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:56,033 - And again, watch this... 943 00:39:56,066 --> 00:39:57,066 - I don't know what's gonna tap first, my boob or my arm. 944 00:39:57,100 --> 00:39:58,133 [ laughter ] 945 00:40:01,266 --> 00:40:03,667 - Yes? - Is Tom in there? 946 00:40:03,700 --> 00:40:05,033 - Yeah. 947 00:40:05,066 --> 00:40:07,000 - The client wants some cucumbers 948 00:40:07,033 --> 00:40:09,233 with olive oil and salt. - Okay. 949 00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:14,033 - Jesus Christ. 950 00:40:14,066 --> 00:40:16,100 I was only gonna take a 15-minute break. 951 00:40:16,133 --> 00:40:20,233 If something very, very simple can't be achieved, 952 00:40:20,266 --> 00:40:23,333 like chopping up a cucumber, without waking up a chef, 953 00:40:23,367 --> 00:40:25,133 I think there's bigger problems than 954 00:40:25,166 --> 00:40:27,433 waking up a chef who's on a 15-minute break. 955 00:40:27,467 --> 00:40:29,233 Just figure it out. 956 00:40:31,300 --> 00:40:32,734 - I'll be back, I'm just popping down. 957 00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:37,300 - Hey, girls. - How's it going? 958 00:40:40,266 --> 00:40:42,033 - Oh, okay, thanks. - They want cucumber... 959 00:40:42,066 --> 00:40:43,100 - Yeah? 960 00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:46,033 Perfect. - I went and woke him up. 961 00:40:49,467 --> 00:40:50,700 - Sorry. 962 00:40:53,266 --> 00:40:54,467 - It wasn't my call. 963 00:40:56,166 --> 00:40:58,767 - Sandy, yeah. I'm sorry. 964 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,266 - I got no break... 965 00:41:00,300 --> 00:41:02,100 well, 18-minute break, or whatever it was. 966 00:41:02,133 --> 00:41:03,333 - Yeah. 967 00:41:03,367 --> 00:41:05,100 - So there's no point in apologizing. 968 00:41:05,133 --> 00:41:06,700 - No, I'm just saying that it wasn't my call. 969 00:41:06,734 --> 00:41:09,033 - [ groaning ] Ugh, right, whatever you're saying, 970 00:41:09,066 --> 00:41:12,467 thank you. - Jesus, don't be mad at me. 971 00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:23,100 - [ scoffs ] - Thank you. 972 00:41:23,133 --> 00:41:24,467 - All right, thank you. 973 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,300 - I promise you I had nothing to do with it. 974 00:41:28,333 --> 00:41:30,467 - Hey, look, really, I'm not interested. 975 00:41:30,500 --> 00:41:32,400 - Well, why are you pissed at me? 976 00:41:32,433 --> 00:41:34,166 - I'm not pissed at you, I'm really not. 977 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,233 I'm pissed at the situation. - Okay. 978 00:41:36,266 --> 00:41:38,300 - Can you take that, though? 979 00:41:38,333 --> 00:41:41,100 - Here you go. - Thank you so much. 980 00:41:43,233 --> 00:41:45,066 - Yeah. - Oh, thank you... sorry. 981 00:41:49,233 --> 00:41:52,433 - They want what, sorry? - Avocado. 982 00:41:52,467 --> 00:41:56,200 - Are you... - Here, I can do it. 983 00:41:59,233 --> 00:42:01,467 Jesus Christ, don't try and do it now, like... 984 00:42:01,500 --> 00:42:02,767 - Well, what is the ----ing problem? 985 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,233 I literally came into the galley... 986 00:42:04,266 --> 00:42:05,467 - Hey, look... - ...and Sandy's said... 987 00:42:05,500 --> 00:42:06,767 - Hey, look... - ..."Tom's coming up." 988 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,567 I had nothing to do with it. 989 00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:11,066 I don't even know what's going on! 990 00:42:12,300 --> 00:42:13,533 If you... 991 00:42:13,567 --> 00:42:15,333 - Why are you giving me attitude? 992 00:42:15,367 --> 00:42:17,033 - Just calm down. - You're the one that's come up, 993 00:42:17,066 --> 00:42:18,266 and you're giving me sh-- when I get... 994 00:42:18,300 --> 00:42:19,433 I had nothing to do with it. - Look... 995 00:42:19,467 --> 00:42:21,500 - Go have a ----ing cry with Sandy. 996 00:42:21,533 --> 00:42:22,500 - Wait, do they want olive oil and... 997 00:42:22,533 --> 00:42:24,133 - Yes. 998 00:42:24,166 --> 00:42:25,133 - You feel the need to apologize, but... 999 00:42:25,166 --> 00:42:27,100 - I'm saying sorry... 1000 00:42:27,133 --> 00:42:28,300 - ...I'm having a go at you for something that you didn't do... 1001 00:42:28,333 --> 00:42:29,600 - When I say to someone I'm sorry... 1002 00:42:29,633 --> 00:42:31,400 - ...then it just doesn't make sense. 1003 00:42:31,433 --> 00:42:32,500 - It just doesn't add up. - ...I'm sorry for you. 1004 00:42:32,533 --> 00:42:34,233 - Yeah. - I'm not apologizing... 1005 00:42:34,266 --> 00:42:35,567 - I accept... - ...because I've done nothing. 1006 00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:37,100 - I accept it, then. 1007 00:42:37,133 --> 00:42:38,367 - Oh, what the [bleep] is going on? 1008 00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:40,266 - Thank you so much, yay. - No worries. 1009 00:42:40,300 --> 00:42:44,100 That literally went from having the best time 1010 00:42:44,133 --> 00:42:47,100 being at a jujitsu lesson to having this Englishman 1011 00:42:47,133 --> 00:42:50,500 be a right ----ing asshole. 1012 00:42:50,533 --> 00:42:52,200 I'm just over it. 1013 00:43:03,533 --> 00:43:05,033 - Hi, how are you? 1014 00:43:09,266 --> 00:43:11,200 [ crying ] 1015 00:43:14,533 --> 00:43:16,200 - Next, on "Below Deck Med"... 1016 00:43:16,233 --> 00:43:17,600 - This is your "nauti" evening... 1017 00:43:17,633 --> 00:43:19,266 nautical with a touch of naughty. 1018 00:43:19,300 --> 00:43:20,500 - Wow. - Oh! Jesus 1019 00:43:20,533 --> 00:43:22,133 - Oh, my God. 1020 00:43:22,166 --> 00:43:23,533 - What kind of operation are we running here? 1021 00:43:23,567 --> 00:43:26,133 - Did I pack it right? [ whipping noise ] 1022 00:43:26,166 --> 00:43:28,166 - Hey, lovebirds, you can't be up here 1023 00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:29,400 doing this with guests awake. 1024 00:43:29,433 --> 00:43:31,533 This isn't a Sandals couples retreat, 1025 00:43:31,567 --> 00:43:33,467 this is a ----ing super-yacht. 1026 00:43:33,500 --> 00:43:35,233 - I know normally you get a tip. 1027 00:43:35,266 --> 00:43:37,266 I thought I'd give you these dinner invites. 1028 00:43:37,300 --> 00:43:38,367 I'll see ya. 1029 00:43:39,367 --> 00:43:40,567 - What the [bleep]? 1030 00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:42,333 - Just so you know, I'm gonna name 1031 00:43:42,367 --> 00:43:44,300 a lead deckhand for this last trip. 1032 00:43:44,333 --> 00:43:45,633 Even though it's our last run, 1033 00:43:45,667 --> 00:43:47,400 I think it'll mean a lot to him, so... 1034 00:43:47,433 --> 00:43:48,600 - I'm so happy. 1035 00:43:48,633 --> 00:43:51,467 - Malia, Malia, Malia ----ing hell. 1036 00:43:51,500 --> 00:43:54,433 ----er. I cannot do it. - Here's the deal... 1037 00:43:54,467 --> 00:43:55,600 stay out of the galley, stay away from him, 1038 00:43:55,633 --> 00:43:57,433 and let him do his job. 1039 00:43:57,467 --> 00:43:59,467 - He's gonna walk off the boat. - Well, let him walk. 1040 00:44:00,533 --> 00:44:02,200 - [bleep] this. 1041 00:44:02,233 --> 00:44:05,100 - For more "Below Deck Med," go to BravoTV.com. 74845

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