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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,083 --> 00:00:23,083 [Roger Glover: "Love Is All"] 2 00:02:00,542 --> 00:02:04,583 Argh! But that's not true. Why did I do it like this? 3 00:02:09,292 --> 00:02:10,500 [shout] 4 00:02:13,125 --> 00:02:14,583 Vlad, are you ready? 5 00:02:15,833 --> 00:02:17,375 We do not care. 6 00:02:22,958 --> 00:02:25,125 What are you doing ? You're stupid. 7 00:02:25,333 --> 00:02:27,917 It is August, there is no snow. Hurry up. 8 00:02:28,125 --> 00:02:30,250 - You're not funny. - If we can laugh more ... 9 00:02:30,458 --> 00:02:32,958 You are going now. You shake yourself up, that's enough. 10 00:02:33,750 --> 00:02:36,042 - You really have no humor. - [phone] 11 00:02:37,792 --> 00:02:40,792 - Who is it ? - Uh ... it's mom. 12 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:41,875 I can speak to him ? 13 00:02:42,083 --> 00:02:43,625 Hurry, come on! 14 00:02:45,542 --> 00:02:46,875 Vlad, please. 15 00:02:48,875 --> 00:02:49,833 Hello. 16 00:02:51,292 --> 00:02:52,958 No, he's next door. 17 00:02:54,250 --> 00:02:56,750 Oh no, I'm not going to talk to him now. 18 00:02:56,958 --> 00:02:59,500 He leaves with his friends, let him enjoy. 19 00:03:00,958 --> 00:03:03,292 We'll tell him when he gets home. 20 00:03:03,500 --> 00:03:08,208 Let me do, take care of yourself. I manage, OK? 21 00:03:12,250 --> 00:03:15,958 - [phone] - Argh, that's not true. 22 00:03:17,750 --> 00:03:20,083 But help me too! 23 00:03:21,625 --> 00:03:23,750 Hold on, hold on. It's Marie. 24 00:03:25,083 --> 00:03:26,417 Yeah, I left. 25 00:03:26,625 --> 00:03:29,375 How so ? Everybody drop the children off at your place. 26 00:03:29,583 --> 00:03:31,542 No, I haven't left. 27 00:03:31,750 --> 00:03:33,500 I was going to leave. Sure. 28 00:03:34,375 --> 00:03:35,417 What are you doing ? 29 00:03:35,625 --> 00:03:37,500 Hurry up ! 30 00:03:37,708 --> 00:03:39,042 We have a huge problem. 31 00:03:39,250 --> 00:03:40,625 I can't come with you. 32 00:03:40,833 --> 00:03:42,000 Shit ! Why ? 33 00:03:42,208 --> 00:03:44,958 I have an emergency at work. 34 00:03:45,167 --> 00:03:47,958 Huh, I heard nothing. You were saying ? 35 00:03:48,167 --> 00:03:50,208 I can't hear you there. Hello ? 36 00:03:50,417 --> 00:03:52,000 Hello ? 37 00:03:52,208 --> 00:03:53,250 Hello ? 38 00:03:53,458 --> 00:03:57,667 Hello ? Hello ? Hello ? 39 00:03:57,875 --> 00:03:58,917 - Dad ! - It doesn't pick up. 40 00:03:59,125 --> 00:04:01,542 Stop saying "hello" if it does not pick up. 41 00:04:03,125 --> 00:04:06,875 - Pépouze! - Hello ? Hello ? 42 00:04:08,833 --> 00:04:11,167 Hello ? You hear me ? 43 00:04:11,375 --> 00:04:12,375 [shout] 44 00:04:12,583 --> 00:04:14,167 Finally ! 45 00:04:14,917 --> 00:04:17,416 I'll call you back. What are you doing here ? 46 00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:19,375 I say goodbye to my grandchildren. 47 00:04:19,583 --> 00:04:21,875 Yes, go ahead, say goodbye to them. 48 00:04:25,625 --> 00:04:28,042 - Ah! - It's not too early. 49 00:04:28,250 --> 00:04:30,000 Where were you ? 50 00:04:30,208 --> 00:04:32,542 - I was shopping. - With your suitcase? 51 00:04:33,750 --> 00:04:34,583 Yes. 52 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:37,292 In fact, he skipped you. 53 00:04:38,542 --> 00:04:41,250 I had Marie, she can't come with me. 54 00:04:41,458 --> 00:04:44,750 It is not serious. I'll fend for myself. 55 00:04:44,958 --> 00:04:46,042 Sorry ? 56 00:04:46,250 --> 00:04:48,250 Go ahead. 57 00:04:52,958 --> 00:04:55,792 It's not cool, we won't let you 58 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,375 alone with the children. - You're gonna lose them. 59 00:04:58,583 --> 00:05:00,292 No, but sorry. 60 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:01,667 Seriously? 61 00:05:01,875 --> 00:05:05,292 It's not safe, children are complicated at the moment. 62 00:05:05,500 --> 00:05:07,792 You calm down, Gaston! 63 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,833 What do you all have? 64 00:05:10,375 --> 00:05:11,583 You take me for a sucker. 65 00:05:11,792 --> 00:05:13,667 - No. - Not at all. 66 00:05:13,875 --> 00:05:16,167 - [phone] - Ah, Marie. 67 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:17,792 Hello, yeah. 68 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:21,167 One has been cut. We have to find someone. 69 00:05:21,833 --> 00:05:24,042 I can take them, if you want. 70 00:05:24,250 --> 00:05:25,500 - Out of the question. - Who is it ? 71 00:05:25,708 --> 00:05:26,833 Nothing, it's my father. 72 00:05:27,042 --> 00:05:28,542 No, not your father. 73 00:05:28,750 --> 00:05:30,667 Don't worry, it is out of the question. 74 00:05:30,875 --> 00:05:33,083 We will find a solution. 75 00:05:33,292 --> 00:05:36,958 Me, my ex, let it go I do not know where he is. 76 00:05:37,167 --> 00:05:39,250 - Your wife, it's complicated. - Forget. 77 00:05:39,458 --> 00:05:40,792 None can break free? 78 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,125 Is there one to replace Marie? 79 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,042 - I'm stuck. - Me too. 80 00:05:47,625 --> 00:05:50,208 We are the same. We have ... something. 81 00:05:50,417 --> 00:05:51,958 - OKAY. - And mom ? 82 00:05:52,167 --> 00:05:54,500 Mom, it's complicated. 83 00:05:54,708 --> 00:05:57,792 - She's overwhelmed. Then, here I am. - Yeah, I know. 84 00:05:58,958 --> 00:05:59,958 I can go alone. 85 00:06:00,167 --> 00:06:03,167 They piss off. I found the train, the summer camp, 86 00:06:03,375 --> 00:06:04,500 they could move. 87 00:06:04,708 --> 00:06:05,875 What is she saying there? 88 00:06:06,083 --> 00:06:08,583 Nothing. I can go there on my own. 89 00:06:08,792 --> 00:06:09,833 - [all] Oh no. - No. 90 00:06:10,875 --> 00:06:13,458 How are you. Frankly, it's ... painful. 91 00:06:13,667 --> 00:06:14,500 I will find. 92 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:17,125 Go there in the meantime I'll have someone. 93 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:18,250 - OKAY. - OKAY. 94 00:06:18,458 --> 00:06:19,500 Don't forget Maxime. 95 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,625 - Who is it ? - Audrey's son. 96 00:06:21,833 --> 00:06:23,375 Arnaud's new chick. 97 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:27,000 - Ah. The ball ? - We had no choice. 98 00:06:27,208 --> 00:06:29,750 She meets you on the platform, okay? 99 00:06:29,958 --> 00:06:32,792 I'll keep you posted. OK, kiss. 100 00:06:36,083 --> 00:06:38,333 I can take them very well. 101 00:06:38,542 --> 00:06:39,583 Why do not you want ? 102 00:06:39,792 --> 00:06:41,292 I trust you more. 103 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:42,333 The last time, 104 00:06:42,542 --> 00:06:45,375 instead of being at the opera, you were at the catacombs. 105 00:06:45,583 --> 00:06:48,375 - Oh... - My children in handcuffs. 106 00:06:48,583 --> 00:06:50,333 - The shame of my life. - It was once. 107 00:06:50,542 --> 00:06:52,875 When i took them away at the Comédie française ... 108 00:06:53,083 --> 00:06:54,208 [Cheers] 109 00:06:54,417 --> 00:06:55,708 It went well. 110 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:58,417 The Palace of Versailles. 111 00:06:58,625 --> 00:07:00,333 Pépouze, I'm afraid. 112 00:07:00,542 --> 00:07:01,667 But no. 113 00:07:01,875 --> 00:07:03,750 [shout] 114 00:07:03,958 --> 00:07:05,208 It went well. 115 00:07:05,417 --> 00:07:06,500 It was awesome! 116 00:07:06,708 --> 00:07:10,333 It even went very well. The Orsay museum ! 117 00:07:11,250 --> 00:07:12,125 - Yes. - [gunshot] 118 00:07:15,833 --> 00:07:17,083 It wasn't too bad. 119 00:07:18,208 --> 00:07:20,833 Yeah, there's just Jane who has given up his shoulder. 120 00:07:21,042 --> 00:07:23,292 It was artistic shock. 121 00:07:24,917 --> 00:07:26,750 Do you take me for a guinea fowl? 122 00:07:27,333 --> 00:07:30,792 - Out of the question. - I understand, I understand. 123 00:07:32,208 --> 00:07:33,708 Then you have another solution. 124 00:07:35,667 --> 00:07:36,500 Ah! 125 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:43,125 If anything happens to them, I will never leave them to you again. 126 00:07:47,875 --> 00:07:49,417 What are they doing ? 127 00:07:53,458 --> 00:07:55,167 - Excuse me. - Sir ? 128 00:07:55,375 --> 00:07:57,000 When is the train leaving? 129 00:07:57,208 --> 00:07:59,167 He's in three minutes. 130 00:08:02,667 --> 00:08:04,708 Hands up, I am the puncher for Les Lilas. 131 00:08:04,917 --> 00:08:06,750 Jacques-Yves. 132 00:08:06,958 --> 00:08:08,542 We thought we were leaving without Michaud? 133 00:08:08,750 --> 00:08:10,000 What are you doing here ? 134 00:08:10,208 --> 00:08:11,625 Excuse me for a second. 135 00:08:13,542 --> 00:08:17,042 Haven't you been dismissed? 136 00:08:17,250 --> 00:08:18,333 You can see that not. 137 00:08:18,542 --> 00:08:19,417 Someone told me that... 138 00:08:19,625 --> 00:08:20,708 It was canceled. 139 00:08:22,750 --> 00:08:24,458 What ? Do you want to check? 140 00:08:24,667 --> 00:08:27,542 No no. But I had to make the trip 141 00:08:27,750 --> 00:08:29,333 with Cédric. - Well no. 142 00:08:33,875 --> 00:08:35,875 It makes me feel good to find the ground. 143 00:08:38,125 --> 00:08:41,000 Dad, I swear, this is it. 144 00:08:41,207 --> 00:08:45,417 [children's laughter] 145 00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:46,792 There are a lot of children. 146 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:50,083 [hubbub of children] 147 00:08:50,292 --> 00:08:52,667 If you want, I manage them. 148 00:08:52,875 --> 00:08:56,000 No, when you fall from your horse, must get back in the saddle. 149 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:04,542 So, where is Benjamin? 150 00:09:04,958 --> 00:09:07,167 - Do you see it ? - Yes. He is here ! 151 00:09:08,833 --> 00:09:11,000 - Is that him? - [together] Yes! 152 00:09:11,208 --> 00:09:13,583 Oh no, no. Shit. 153 00:09:13,792 --> 00:09:15,417 Okay, that promises. 154 00:09:15,625 --> 00:09:17,750 - Hello, Benjamin. - Hello, aphids. 155 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:22,083 - Where is he, Vlad? - They're in the bunk. 156 00:09:22,708 --> 00:09:24,750 Hello. Antoine. 157 00:09:24,958 --> 00:09:26,667 We've already seen eachother. 158 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:29,250 Oh yes it's true. Uh ... 159 00:09:29,833 --> 00:09:32,208 - Benjamin. - Yes of course. 160 00:09:32,417 --> 00:09:35,833 We talk about the delay of trains, but not that of travelers. 161 00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:39,042 The departure of the night train number 5789 162 00:09:39,250 --> 00:09:43,125 to Briançon is delayed by 15 min. 163 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:44,250 Ah. 164 00:09:45,917 --> 00:09:48,917 You're in luck, the train is late. 165 00:09:49,125 --> 00:09:50,250 If he wasn't late, 166 00:09:50,458 --> 00:09:52,500 it would be too late. - Yes. 167 00:09:52,708 --> 00:09:54,167 It is good for you. 168 00:09:54,375 --> 00:09:56,125 Welcome aboard. 169 00:09:56,333 --> 00:09:57,542 Have a good trip. 170 00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:01,833 I'm right, right? 171 00:10:03,083 --> 00:10:03,917 Yes. 172 00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:06,417 Stopped ! 173 00:10:08,667 --> 00:10:11,208 You stay down. It's me and Basil upstairs. 174 00:10:11,792 --> 00:10:13,417 I don't see why. 175 00:10:13,625 --> 00:10:15,208 [together] Because. 176 00:10:15,417 --> 00:10:17,083 Stop, I'm telling you. 177 00:10:17,292 --> 00:10:19,625 Children should all be together. 178 00:10:19,833 --> 00:10:21,958 We are settling down in the one next door. 179 00:10:22,167 --> 00:10:23,833 We will not let them unattended. 180 00:10:24,042 --> 00:10:25,042 Benjamin? 181 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:27,958 Can we have Snickers for dinner? 182 00:10:28,167 --> 00:10:29,958 You will eat what you want. 183 00:10:30,167 --> 00:10:31,667 Yeah ! 184 00:10:31,875 --> 00:10:34,292 No. We're not going to have Snickers dinner. 185 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:36,292 Marie made sandwiches. 186 00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:38,167 What bag are they in? 187 00:10:38,375 --> 00:10:40,042 In the sandwich bag. 188 00:10:40,250 --> 00:10:43,792 We will wait to leave, it's early for dinner. 189 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,000 We are hungry ! 190 00:10:45,208 --> 00:10:46,542 Oh, Vlad, please. 191 00:10:46,750 --> 00:10:48,250 - It's okay, it's okay. - You stop. 192 00:10:48,458 --> 00:10:49,625 You get angry. 193 00:10:49,833 --> 00:10:50,750 You don't answer. 194 00:10:50,958 --> 00:10:52,042 Otherwise the football match ... 195 00:10:52,250 --> 00:10:54,250 Under one's nose. - I'll ask mom. 196 00:10:54,458 --> 00:10:56,833 No, leave mom. She has a job. 197 00:10:57,042 --> 00:10:59,083 - I understood well. - You're pissing me off. 198 00:11:00,125 --> 00:11:01,333 Excuse me, 199 00:11:01,542 --> 00:11:03,542 I'm going to smoke a cigarette. - I accompany you. 200 00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:14,583 You smoke ? 201 00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:17,542 Yes, but no cigarettes. 202 00:11:17,750 --> 00:11:19,042 A firecracker from time to time. 203 00:11:21,042 --> 00:11:22,292 No, the cigar. 204 00:11:27,167 --> 00:11:28,625 And so... 205 00:11:28,833 --> 00:11:30,125 Do you work with my daughter? 206 00:11:30,333 --> 00:11:32,750 No, we've known each other since high school. 207 00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:35,292 - She's my wife's best friend. - Oh yes. 208 00:11:37,083 --> 00:11:38,958 - What do you do in life ? - Stay-at-home dad. 209 00:11:39,167 --> 00:11:40,375 [to laugh] 210 00:11:41,542 --> 00:11:42,792 Say, young man. 211 00:11:44,083 --> 00:11:47,417 Wouldn't he help me up? These steps are 1 km. 212 00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:49,708 Sorry, the train is leaving. 213 00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:52,833 I'm not talking to you, but to the pretty boy 214 00:11:53,042 --> 00:11:54,375 that accompanies you. 215 00:11:55,667 --> 00:11:57,333 Yes, of course, but ... 216 00:11:58,042 --> 00:11:58,958 Let's do it quickly then. 217 00:12:00,625 --> 00:12:02,625 He can take my luggage. 218 00:12:08,167 --> 00:12:12,667 You would be a meringue to bring me to my place. 219 00:12:14,750 --> 00:12:17,458 Good news, our train will be leaving. 220 00:12:17,667 --> 00:12:19,375 Thank you to the accompanying persons 221 00:12:19,583 --> 00:12:21,708 kindly descend. 222 00:12:21,917 --> 00:12:23,542 Where are they ? 223 00:12:24,583 --> 00:12:26,083 [train whistle] 224 00:12:26,292 --> 00:12:30,000 How happy to do that. You are delicious. 225 00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:31,708 Even though I haven't tasted it. 226 00:12:33,167 --> 00:12:36,292 I hope we will meet again during the trip. 227 00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:39,583 I am afraid that is no. We take the train to Embrun. 228 00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:41,000 Embrun? 229 00:12:41,208 --> 00:12:42,375 Come on, why not. 230 00:12:42,583 --> 00:12:44,833 - What time are we leaving? - In some... 231 00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:48,083 Shit ! Benjamin! 232 00:12:48,292 --> 00:12:49,458 Oh fuck ! 233 00:12:53,083 --> 00:12:55,333 Vlad! Vlad! 234 00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:57,333 Dad is not on the train! 235 00:12:57,542 --> 00:13:00,667 I'm not on the train! Don't be stupid! 236 00:13:00,875 --> 00:13:01,750 Vlad! 237 00:13:01,958 --> 00:13:05,792 Stop with that shitty smile! I'll be waiting for you at the exit! 238 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,083 Stopped ! 239 00:13:07,292 --> 00:13:08,333 Stop with your bullshit! 240 00:13:08,542 --> 00:13:12,708 It doesn't make me laugh! I'll pick you up at the exit! 241 00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:16,583 Vlad, shit! Piss off! 242 00:13:16,792 --> 00:13:18,875 Shit ! Shit ! 243 00:13:19,083 --> 00:13:20,667 Holy shit! 244 00:13:25,542 --> 00:13:27,625 So ? 245 00:13:27,833 --> 00:13:30,583 Listen. I have a good and bad news. 246 00:13:31,125 --> 00:13:32,125 The bad, 247 00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:33,833 my father and Antoine missed the train. 248 00:13:36,958 --> 00:13:37,833 And the good one? 249 00:13:38,042 --> 00:13:40,000 My father and Antoine missed the train! 250 00:13:40,208 --> 00:13:42,167 We can do whatever we want! 251 00:13:42,375 --> 00:13:43,458 - Brilliant ! - Yeah. 252 00:13:43,667 --> 00:13:45,042 Holy shit! 253 00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:46,417 Here. 254 00:13:47,542 --> 00:13:48,417 It's a disaster. 255 00:13:48,625 --> 00:13:49,792 What did we do? 256 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,208 And what are we going to do? 257 00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:53,750 We are already calming down. 258 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:56,667 They are in a train, nothing can happen to them. 259 00:13:56,875 --> 00:13:58,917 We are in a train, nothing can happen to us. 260 00:13:59,125 --> 00:14:02,208 Yes ! Anything can happen. 261 00:14:02,417 --> 00:14:03,917 They are idiots at that age. 262 00:14:04,125 --> 00:14:05,208 What do you want to do ? 263 00:14:05,417 --> 00:14:06,667 Call my parents. 264 00:14:06,875 --> 00:14:08,000 Other than that? 265 00:14:08,208 --> 00:14:09,667 We can do anything. 266 00:14:09,875 --> 00:14:11,542 Like going to bed very late? 267 00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:15,250 What would you say not to go to bed at all? 268 00:14:15,458 --> 00:14:17,042 [vibrator] 269 00:14:20,042 --> 00:14:23,000 What the hell is he doing? We do not know. 270 00:14:23,208 --> 00:14:26,250 You have to call the controllers, the police. 271 00:14:26,458 --> 00:14:28,583 Everything is fine, I am a doctor. 272 00:14:28,792 --> 00:14:32,292 The army! We can call the army. They have helicopters. 273 00:14:32,792 --> 00:14:34,458 You are in shock. 274 00:14:34,667 --> 00:14:35,958 Maybe yes. 275 00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:38,667 Pick yourself up, we will find a solution. 276 00:14:38,875 --> 00:14:41,083 Too bad, I was tempted by Embrun. 277 00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:46,417 The others will rot me. And Marie ... 278 00:14:47,417 --> 00:14:49,375 - What do you mean, Marie? - She's gonna go crazy. 279 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,583 There is no question let her know. 280 00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:54,208 It's his children. 281 00:14:54,417 --> 00:14:57,708 It's my daughter. If we tell him, it's going to be a butcher's shop. 282 00:14:57,917 --> 00:15:00,125 She won't let me see anymore my grandchildren. 283 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:04,250 We are going to rent a car and we'll catch up with the train. 284 00:15:04,458 --> 00:15:06,625 The car works for me average. 285 00:15:06,833 --> 00:15:09,167 There must be a maximum of 800 km. 286 00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:12,042 - When is the train coming? - I don't know, 7 a.m. 287 00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:16,375 That leaves us 12 hours. This is more than enough. 288 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,417 It's going to work ? 289 00:15:18,625 --> 00:15:19,708 Obviously ! 290 00:15:19,917 --> 00:15:22,333 That damn kid who doesn't pick up. 291 00:15:22,542 --> 00:15:24,375 I forgot my cell phone on the train. 292 00:15:24,583 --> 00:15:27,833 But I can make it ring with your phone. 293 00:15:28,042 --> 00:15:29,708 There is one who will answer. 294 00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:36,458 Hello, Basil? 295 00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:38,583 - It's not true. - It's Pépouze. 296 00:15:39,792 --> 00:15:42,208 See, we missed the train. 297 00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:44,042 [to laugh] 298 00:15:45,833 --> 00:15:48,250 Is everything going well? 299 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:52,125 That's great ! 300 00:15:52,333 --> 00:15:56,667 Listen to me, we're gonna rent a car. We'll be there in Embrun. 301 00:15:57,833 --> 00:15:59,375 Are you doing so far? 302 00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:01,125 Yes ? 303 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,375 Good. 304 00:16:03,583 --> 00:16:08,167 Especially if your mother calls, you don't pick up. 305 00:16:08,375 --> 00:16:10,708 If she knows you're alone, she will scream. 306 00:16:10,917 --> 00:16:12,583 We're all gonna get yelled at. 307 00:16:13,583 --> 00:16:15,750 Great, my Basilou. 308 00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:19,625 Kiss Jane, talk to you later. 309 00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:22,458 Come on, bye. 310 00:16:22,958 --> 00:16:24,083 So ? 311 00:16:24,292 --> 00:16:28,792 Everything is rolling. They are wise and they are not worried. 312 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:32,375 [Cheers] 313 00:16:32,583 --> 00:16:33,958 Lets' go. 314 00:16:35,125 --> 00:16:36,750 Oh ! We are here ! 315 00:16:36,958 --> 00:16:39,625 Oh shit. Maxence. 316 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,875 - I forgot that one. - Which ? 317 00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:45,000 Hi, Audrey. 318 00:16:45,208 --> 00:16:47,458 I thought he was gone. Hello. 319 00:16:47,667 --> 00:16:49,292 Hello. Antoine. 320 00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:52,333 No, the train, there it is. 321 00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:57,042 Obviously he's not gone. We were just waiting for you. 322 00:16:57,625 --> 00:16:59,375 - Hi, Maxence. - Maxime. 323 00:16:59,833 --> 00:17:00,792 Great. 324 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,708 Here is his bag. 325 00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:07,416 Come on, give your mom a kiss. 326 00:17:08,666 --> 00:17:10,833 The train should not be missed. 327 00:17:11,041 --> 00:17:12,166 Go on. 328 00:17:13,708 --> 00:17:16,208 Everything is in your bag. If you have a problem, 329 00:17:16,416 --> 00:17:17,916 you call me. - Yeah. 330 00:17:24,583 --> 00:17:27,291 Alright, bah ... Hi. 331 00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:29,458 Salvation. 332 00:17:39,417 --> 00:17:40,750 Aren't you getting on the train? 333 00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:43,583 Yes. Bye. 334 00:17:46,083 --> 00:17:48,542 Come on, come with me, Maxime. 335 00:17:52,875 --> 00:17:55,542 And There you go. Let's go. 336 00:17:56,417 --> 00:18:00,167 We ... We get on that train. 337 00:18:01,417 --> 00:18:03,292 I'm going to say hi to him at the window. 338 00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:09,333 Obviously you are going say hi to him at the window. 339 00:18:31,708 --> 00:18:33,125 There it is screwed up. 340 00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:34,875 But no, it's not that bad. 341 00:18:35,083 --> 00:18:35,958 Where are the others ? 342 00:18:36,167 --> 00:18:38,667 The train goes to Dijon, this is the right direction. 343 00:18:38,875 --> 00:18:40,750 Did they miss the train? 344 00:18:40,958 --> 00:18:43,792 No, we missed it. 345 00:18:44,667 --> 00:18:47,042 Eh ? What is this train? 346 00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:49,875 It's a train. 347 00:18:50,667 --> 00:18:52,000 Isn't it the right train? 348 00:18:52,583 --> 00:18:53,917 Why did we get in there? 349 00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:55,167 Ah. 350 00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:57,667 You are serious! 351 00:18:57,875 --> 00:18:59,417 [to laugh] 352 00:18:59,625 --> 00:19:00,458 I'm hungry. 353 00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:03,083 Give him ten euros that he buys something. 354 00:19:03,292 --> 00:19:05,750 I left my wallet in the train. 355 00:19:05,958 --> 00:19:07,958 Oh shit, me too. 356 00:19:08,708 --> 00:19:10,167 It's not possible. 357 00:19:10,375 --> 00:19:12,125 We will take you ... 358 00:19:12,333 --> 00:19:13,708 Snickers! 359 00:19:13,917 --> 00:19:15,375 Six Snickers. 360 00:19:15,583 --> 00:19:18,542 - And twelve crisps. - And with that ? 361 00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:20,625 - Coke. - And six Cocas. 362 00:19:20,833 --> 00:19:21,708 And ketchup. 363 00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:24,333 Ketchup, it's not self-service. 364 00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:26,583 It's with the hot dogs. 365 00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:28,292 Give us six hot dogs. 366 00:19:31,167 --> 00:19:34,208 I ran into a girl. 367 00:19:34,417 --> 00:19:37,708 Oh, the fighter plane. I invited her over for coffee. 368 00:19:37,917 --> 00:19:40,958 It's a matter that will be settled before the end of the trip. 369 00:19:41,167 --> 00:19:42,292 I tell you. 370 00:19:43,292 --> 00:19:44,917 [laughs] 371 00:19:45,125 --> 00:19:46,958 If I can, I'll take a picture. 372 00:19:47,167 --> 00:19:48,208 [phone] 373 00:19:54,458 --> 00:19:55,708 Here. 374 00:19:59,292 --> 00:20:00,542 [phone] 375 00:20:06,583 --> 00:20:07,833 How is it going ? 376 00:20:08,042 --> 00:20:09,833 Why don't you pick up? 377 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,333 What am I doing here? 378 00:20:11,542 --> 00:20:12,583 We missed the train. 379 00:20:12,792 --> 00:20:14,792 No, I hadn't noticed. 380 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,292 - We'll meet you on arrival. - By car ? 381 00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:21,500 No, we thought about it, but we took another train. 382 00:20:21,708 --> 00:20:23,875 - What train? - I dunno. 383 00:20:24,083 --> 00:20:27,333 You're not doing bullshit. There are the sandwiches, 384 00:20:27,542 --> 00:20:28,875 you watch the little ones. 385 00:20:30,042 --> 00:20:31,500 The first aid kit is in my bag. 386 00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:33,833 Excuse me for a second. 387 00:20:34,792 --> 00:20:36,042 Yes ? 388 00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:38,583 Yes with pleasure. I leave you, 389 00:20:38,792 --> 00:20:41,583 a red-haired man takes us to his cabin. 390 00:20:41,792 --> 00:20:43,667 No, what are you doing! 391 00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:45,833 We don't follow the red-haired gentlemen in trains. 392 00:20:46,042 --> 00:20:48,333 - No, you're right. - All the same. 393 00:20:48,542 --> 00:20:49,458 He's going to come into ours. 394 00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:51,750 Come on, see you all. 395 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,250 He's freaking out, it's so good. 396 00:20:55,458 --> 00:20:57,250 I can smell Vlad very stupid. 397 00:20:58,583 --> 00:21:01,625 The great level of bullshit he has when he decides to be a jerk. 398 00:21:01,833 --> 00:21:03,958 Olympic bullshit. 399 00:21:13,917 --> 00:21:17,083 Listen, you and me it no longer works. 400 00:21:17,292 --> 00:21:19,292 We had some extra moments, 401 00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:20,917 but I have to look elsewhere. 402 00:21:21,125 --> 00:21:23,208 Maybe to find you better. 403 00:21:23,417 --> 00:21:24,458 Who knows ? 404 00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:27,000 Young man ! 405 00:21:28,125 --> 00:21:29,250 Wait for me. 406 00:21:29,458 --> 00:21:31,125 - [phone] - Vlad. 407 00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:33,667 No, it's Marie. Why Vlad? 408 00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:35,583 For nothing, like that. 409 00:21:35,792 --> 00:21:38,917 Sorry for my father, I had no choice. 410 00:21:39,125 --> 00:21:40,125 Are you mad at me ? 411 00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:43,208 Not at all. It's great. 412 00:21:43,417 --> 00:21:45,458 - It goes well ? - Yes. 413 00:21:46,042 --> 00:21:46,917 You pass it to me? 414 00:21:47,125 --> 00:21:48,375 Yes. 415 00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:49,917 It's Marie. 416 00:21:51,208 --> 00:21:52,500 Mary! 417 00:21:53,917 --> 00:21:54,750 Hello ? 418 00:21:54,958 --> 00:21:56,667 Why are you not answering ? 419 00:21:56,875 --> 00:21:59,667 I put it on silent so as not to disturb the children. 420 00:21:59,875 --> 00:22:02,333 I can't hear you. Where are you ? 421 00:22:02,542 --> 00:22:04,333 In your opinion, on the train! 422 00:22:04,542 --> 00:22:07,208 Yes it's good. Everything is fine ? 423 00:22:07,417 --> 00:22:09,125 Are they installed? They ate ? 424 00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:10,583 Yes, they were very good. 425 00:22:10,792 --> 00:22:13,417 We are going to brush our teeth and then to bed. 426 00:22:13,625 --> 00:22:15,917 Perfect. They are in pajamas. 427 00:22:16,125 --> 00:22:17,292 What pajamas? 428 00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:18,583 They don't have pajamas. 429 00:22:19,208 --> 00:22:21,125 This is their outfit ... 430 00:22:21,333 --> 00:22:22,542 Of... 431 00:22:22,750 --> 00:22:24,042 Their outfit ... 432 00:22:24,250 --> 00:22:26,667 - There's the ... - You're bothering us. 433 00:22:26,875 --> 00:22:29,167 I was telling them a story. I kiss you. 434 00:22:29,792 --> 00:22:32,542 - What do we do ? We don't have tickets. - I know. 435 00:22:32,750 --> 00:22:34,500 Make the mentally retarded. 436 00:22:34,708 --> 00:22:36,875 No, we're not gonna lie. Let me do it. 437 00:22:40,042 --> 00:22:40,917 Hello sir. 438 00:22:41,125 --> 00:22:43,458 - Hello. - We have a little problem. 439 00:22:43,667 --> 00:22:46,625 It's tricky, you'll see. 440 00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:47,792 Yes ? 441 00:22:49,875 --> 00:22:51,208 My father is sick. 442 00:22:52,375 --> 00:22:56,792 Is reached of a morbid mental disability. 443 00:22:58,208 --> 00:23:00,000 We had an appointment at ... 444 00:23:00,208 --> 00:23:04,167 At the hospital in Paris. But at the station, 445 00:23:04,375 --> 00:23:06,958 he had a fit and he left 446 00:23:07,167 --> 00:23:10,292 screaming insanities to everybody. 447 00:23:10,667 --> 00:23:13,125 "Fags", "sluts" ... 448 00:23:14,083 --> 00:23:15,292 I see. 449 00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:17,417 "Bitches", "son of a bitch". 450 00:23:17,625 --> 00:23:18,833 Understood. 451 00:23:19,042 --> 00:23:23,792 He got on that train. So, with my son ... 452 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,375 He's not my father. 453 00:23:26,458 --> 00:23:27,958 I do not understand. 454 00:23:28,167 --> 00:23:29,167 Isn't that your son? 455 00:23:29,375 --> 00:23:31,042 He's not really my son. 456 00:23:31,458 --> 00:23:33,833 But I consider myself to be ... 457 00:23:34,042 --> 00:23:36,083 Like his father. My real son, 458 00:23:36,292 --> 00:23:39,167 I forgot it on another train. 459 00:23:39,375 --> 00:23:41,958 It's not important. The doors closed. 460 00:23:43,250 --> 00:23:44,667 And There you go. 461 00:23:45,750 --> 00:23:47,792 We are alone without ticket, without money. 462 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:51,792 We don't know where to go and my father calls the wagon a "shit-eater". 463 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,958 Okay, follow me. 464 00:24:04,042 --> 00:24:07,458 In fact, I don't know if I like the Snickers. 465 00:24:07,667 --> 00:24:11,167 Gnomes, if you're done, free up the space. 466 00:24:11,375 --> 00:24:13,458 - It's not fair ! - Is life fair? 467 00:24:13,667 --> 00:24:15,792 Come on, it's clear. Let's go ! 468 00:24:28,250 --> 00:24:29,917 Who does he think he is? 469 00:24:35,625 --> 00:24:37,500 Salvation. 470 00:24:38,625 --> 00:24:40,833 - Wait for me there. - Where are you going ? 471 00:24:41,042 --> 00:24:42,125 Wait for me there. 472 00:24:42,333 --> 00:24:45,750 I allowed myself to privatize the lounge area. 473 00:24:45,958 --> 00:24:47,542 So that we are quiet. 474 00:24:47,750 --> 00:24:50,250 When I saw your hair I thought of my father. 475 00:24:50,458 --> 00:24:51,958 He raised horses. 476 00:24:52,167 --> 00:24:54,500 Dad ! Come on, mom is not well. 477 00:24:56,542 --> 00:24:58,000 What is happening ? 478 00:24:58,208 --> 00:24:59,625 I don't know, I don't know her. 479 00:24:59,833 --> 00:25:00,667 I have no children. 480 00:25:00,875 --> 00:25:02,250 Dad, why are you saying that? 481 00:25:04,833 --> 00:25:06,042 Get out now! 482 00:25:07,042 --> 00:25:09,333 - Go on ! - Poor guy. 483 00:25:14,792 --> 00:25:15,958 Are you proud of yourself? 484 00:25:16,167 --> 00:25:18,083 I took you for my father. 485 00:25:19,292 --> 00:25:20,917 Get out of here ! 486 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,458 Damn, he was good too! 487 00:25:30,208 --> 00:25:31,042 Here. 488 00:25:32,792 --> 00:25:33,708 You will be quiet. 489 00:25:33,917 --> 00:25:35,000 Thank you. 490 00:25:39,958 --> 00:25:41,250 Don't hesitate, if you need to. 491 00:25:46,125 --> 00:25:47,958 I was good at it. 492 00:25:48,292 --> 00:25:50,167 Yes, it was awesome. 493 00:25:50,375 --> 00:25:51,708 I'm hungry. 494 00:25:51,917 --> 00:25:53,750 How do we do now? 495 00:25:53,958 --> 00:25:55,792 I will find a solution. 496 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,292 I am a doctor. 497 00:25:58,417 --> 00:26:01,625 - Does their train stop? - I dunno. 498 00:26:01,833 --> 00:26:03,292 Check it out. 499 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,250 - Doesn't he do the Internet, your thing? - Yes excuse me. 500 00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:27,417 - The train stops in Beaune ... - Here ! 501 00:26:27,625 --> 00:26:29,708 Beaune is perfect. 502 00:26:29,917 --> 00:26:32,458 - What time does he arrive? - 8:20 p.m. 503 00:26:33,208 --> 00:26:35,542 We arrive in Dijon at 7:30 p.m. 504 00:26:35,750 --> 00:26:37,500 Dijon-Beaune, by car, 505 00:26:37,708 --> 00:26:41,417 it takes 45 min. In Dijon, we take a taxi and that's it. 506 00:26:41,625 --> 00:26:43,083 We don't have any money. 507 00:26:43,292 --> 00:26:46,750 It's a detail. We'll see when we get there. 508 00:26:48,125 --> 00:26:51,167 - OKAY. - You see, everything is rolling. 509 00:26:54,333 --> 00:26:55,708 - It's him. - It's him ? 510 00:26:55,917 --> 00:26:57,542 Hey, are you okay? 511 00:26:57,750 --> 00:26:58,917 Your son, 512 00:26:59,125 --> 00:27:01,125 he typed my son to steal his sandwich. 513 00:27:01,333 --> 00:27:02,792 He's not my son. 514 00:27:03,917 --> 00:27:05,542 - They kidnapped me. - No. 515 00:27:05,750 --> 00:27:07,375 You're exaggerating a bit, Maxime. 516 00:27:07,583 --> 00:27:09,042 He barely started it. 517 00:27:09,250 --> 00:27:11,125 Apologize and give it back to the boy. 518 00:27:11,333 --> 00:27:12,375 No. 519 00:27:12,583 --> 00:27:14,500 - Come on, give it back. - No ! 520 00:27:16,292 --> 00:27:17,333 You give it back! 521 00:27:17,542 --> 00:27:18,417 You drop that! 522 00:27:21,583 --> 00:27:22,417 Take. 523 00:27:23,542 --> 00:27:24,583 Come on, they're not normal. 524 00:27:30,583 --> 00:27:31,667 You are not clear. 525 00:27:31,875 --> 00:27:34,083 Our train is going to make an unscheduled stop. 526 00:27:34,750 --> 00:27:37,583 For your safety, do not go down. 527 00:27:37,792 --> 00:27:40,417 I hope it's not okay make us late. 528 00:27:41,583 --> 00:27:42,833 You heard ? 529 00:27:43,958 --> 00:27:46,208 I booked an ambulance for Paris. 530 00:27:46,750 --> 00:27:49,042 Oh no, it's not worth it. 531 00:27:49,250 --> 00:27:51,500 Yes, don't worry. 532 00:27:51,708 --> 00:27:52,583 Thank you. 533 00:27:52,792 --> 00:27:54,000 You're welcome. 534 00:27:59,833 --> 00:28:02,042 What is that ? 535 00:28:02,250 --> 00:28:04,792 They screwed up a mess! 536 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,167 That exceeds. Ah! 537 00:28:07,375 --> 00:28:09,542 It has nothing to do there. 538 00:28:09,750 --> 00:28:11,958 That, either. It's nobody. 539 00:28:14,500 --> 00:28:16,125 Jacques-Yves! 540 00:28:17,083 --> 00:28:19,833 What are you doing ? 541 00:28:20,042 --> 00:28:22,833 You see, I'm tidying up. 542 00:28:24,333 --> 00:28:28,292 Say, I just read The roadmap. 543 00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:30,792 You're not on it. 544 00:28:34,125 --> 00:28:35,583 And There you go. 545 00:28:35,792 --> 00:28:39,333 You must come and help me, we haven't done compartment 2. 546 00:28:39,542 --> 00:28:41,542 I join you, I finish my ... 547 00:29:04,667 --> 00:29:07,208 What are you doing ? Do you have your tickets? 548 00:29:07,417 --> 00:29:08,750 They were in the bag. 549 00:29:08,958 --> 00:29:12,500 Very funny. You have to have your tickets with you. 550 00:29:12,708 --> 00:29:14,083 I could tape you a report. 551 00:29:15,833 --> 00:29:17,417 But I'm not going to do it. 552 00:29:18,250 --> 00:29:20,167 He's nice, Michaud. 553 00:29:20,542 --> 00:29:22,208 Yeah, he's nice. 554 00:29:22,750 --> 00:29:24,083 Have a good trip. 555 00:29:25,750 --> 00:29:27,125 It is not sharp. 556 00:29:33,458 --> 00:29:34,708 Sir, sit down. 557 00:29:34,917 --> 00:29:36,708 I'm not the patient. 558 00:29:36,917 --> 00:29:39,000 We gotta take a mentally retarded one, 559 00:29:39,208 --> 00:29:41,417 quarantine. - It's not me ! 560 00:29:41,625 --> 00:29:42,542 Who is it ? 561 00:29:52,792 --> 00:29:53,792 It's you ? 562 00:29:55,458 --> 00:29:57,750 I am Dr Antoine Villechaize, 563 00:29:57,958 --> 00:29:59,833 surgeon at the Bichat hospital in Paris. 564 00:30:00,042 --> 00:30:01,625 I have all my head. 565 00:30:02,250 --> 00:30:03,167 They didn't understand anything. 566 00:30:03,375 --> 00:30:06,042 We were told a 40 year old man. 567 00:30:06,250 --> 00:30:07,833 Show me that. 568 00:30:08,917 --> 00:30:12,208 It makes no sense ! Listen. 569 00:30:12,417 --> 00:30:15,917 I have to take this child to Beaune to have an operation. 570 00:30:16,125 --> 00:30:18,458 - What ? - It will be alright. 571 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:25,458 I'm warning you, if he touches me, I throw everything away! 572 00:30:25,667 --> 00:30:28,333 Come on, my boy. Be reasonable. 573 00:30:28,542 --> 00:30:29,542 Let go of me ! 574 00:30:29,750 --> 00:30:31,000 Don't just stand there! 575 00:30:32,667 --> 00:30:34,625 Hold it and put on the oxygen mask 576 00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:36,333 before it becomes anoxic! 577 00:30:36,542 --> 00:30:38,875 - Rape! No ! - Here. 578 00:30:42,083 --> 00:30:43,958 It's going to be fine, my boy. 579 00:30:51,708 --> 00:30:52,583 Take it right in. 580 00:30:52,792 --> 00:30:54,458 He's going to freak out too much. 581 00:31:08,583 --> 00:31:10,792 Wow! I have breasts. 582 00:31:14,792 --> 00:31:16,167 You went there hard. 583 00:31:16,375 --> 00:31:18,417 It was either that or he was swinging us. 584 00:31:19,167 --> 00:31:21,542 I find him more endearing like that. 585 00:31:21,708 --> 00:31:22,958 [notification] 586 00:31:25,875 --> 00:31:27,000 My God. 587 00:31:27,958 --> 00:31:28,833 They are dead. 588 00:31:29,042 --> 00:31:30,417 They are all dead. 589 00:31:30,625 --> 00:31:32,042 Look. 590 00:31:34,500 --> 00:31:36,042 They died laughing. 591 00:31:36,250 --> 00:31:38,417 They are capable of anything. 592 00:31:38,625 --> 00:31:40,875 It's ketchup. It's certain. 593 00:31:41,083 --> 00:31:43,333 You are naive. 594 00:31:43,542 --> 00:31:45,625 And for ... And for ... 595 00:31:45,833 --> 00:31:49,583 Calm down and take a deep breath. 596 00:31:49,792 --> 00:31:51,375 Is it the solution to everything? 597 00:31:51,583 --> 00:31:52,708 Yes. 598 00:31:55,792 --> 00:31:56,750 Not bad. 599 00:31:56,958 --> 00:31:58,000 Ah! 600 00:32:00,750 --> 00:32:02,167 Doctor, here we are. 601 00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:09,333 We are here. 602 00:32:10,417 --> 00:32:12,583 Prepare block 2 for me. 603 00:32:12,792 --> 00:32:15,208 28 cc of pain reliever 604 00:32:15,417 --> 00:32:18,292 and 32 mg antiplatelet agent. 605 00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:19,792 Yes. 606 00:32:20,458 --> 00:32:22,250 Yes. Here. 607 00:32:23,208 --> 00:32:25,583 It's up to me to bring it. 608 00:32:26,417 --> 00:32:28,500 Yes, you prepare it for me. 609 00:32:28,708 --> 00:32:31,292 I swear to you, those doctors from Paris. 610 00:32:31,500 --> 00:32:34,333 Every time, it's a big spawn. 611 00:32:34,542 --> 00:32:36,125 Antoine ... 612 00:32:36,333 --> 00:32:40,167 They will say hi to us until we get home. 613 00:32:40,583 --> 00:32:41,583 Do you have nothing to do? 614 00:32:55,250 --> 00:33:01,458 [groovy music] 615 00:33:02,750 --> 00:33:05,250 [phone] 616 00:33:06,625 --> 00:33:09,250 Ah, Antoine! 617 00:33:09,458 --> 00:33:11,417 - It's Marie. - What ? 618 00:33:14,167 --> 00:33:15,083 Yes hello. 619 00:33:15,292 --> 00:33:17,000 Hello yes ? 620 00:33:17,208 --> 00:33:18,167 Are you kidding me ? 621 00:33:18,375 --> 00:33:19,583 I have the sandwich bag. 622 00:33:19,792 --> 00:33:22,458 Did you mean those sandwiches? 623 00:33:22,667 --> 00:33:25,167 Ah, okay, sorry. 624 00:33:25,375 --> 00:33:28,917 At the time for me, mea culpa. 625 00:33:29,125 --> 00:33:31,292 You lie to me, I don't trust me. 626 00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:35,625 We're not going to get upset about that. I thought about taking the children. 627 00:33:35,833 --> 00:33:37,750 In any case, you are disturbing us. 628 00:33:37,958 --> 00:33:40,875 We are talking about financing political parties, 629 00:33:41,083 --> 00:33:42,792 so let me focus. 630 00:33:43,708 --> 00:33:44,667 Whore ! 631 00:33:44,875 --> 00:33:47,333 - Where is the station? - It's over there. 632 00:33:48,167 --> 00:33:51,375 - We have 5 min. - It's not true. 633 00:33:51,583 --> 00:33:56,917 [groovy music] 634 00:33:57,083 --> 00:33:58,292 Hi, it's Vlad. 635 00:33:58,500 --> 00:34:00,208 Leave a message. 636 00:34:00,417 --> 00:34:02,500 Vlad, it's dad. 637 00:34:02,708 --> 00:34:04,583 We meet you in Beaune. 638 00:34:07,208 --> 00:34:10,875 We're alone on a train. We can do bullshit 639 00:34:11,083 --> 00:34:13,083 and they are on the laptop. 640 00:34:13,292 --> 00:34:15,500 - There's more youth. - [laughs] 641 00:34:15,708 --> 00:34:18,167 Wait, we're gonna have a good laugh. Gaston! 642 00:34:18,375 --> 00:34:21,083 - What ? - Look at the bonbecs! 643 00:34:21,292 --> 00:34:22,750 Where ? 644 00:34:22,958 --> 00:34:25,042 - How are you ? - Where's that bonbecs? 645 00:34:25,250 --> 00:34:27,625 There aren't any, we made you walk. 646 00:34:31,792 --> 00:34:34,000 Vlad, it's dad. We arrive. 647 00:34:34,208 --> 00:34:35,708 Shit ! They are there. 648 00:34:35,917 --> 00:34:38,583 - Which ? - My father ! They are there. 649 00:34:43,125 --> 00:34:44,250 How did he do ? 650 00:34:44,458 --> 00:34:45,667 Not bad, 651 00:34:45,875 --> 00:34:48,333 for a stay-at-home dad. - Something must be done. 652 00:34:48,542 --> 00:34:49,583 Think about it. 653 00:34:51,083 --> 00:34:52,167 I know. 654 00:34:55,250 --> 00:34:58,167 - [phone] - Yes, Vlad. 655 00:34:58,375 --> 00:35:00,917 - Dad, this is awful. - We arrive. 656 00:35:01,125 --> 00:35:01,958 But no ! 657 00:35:02,167 --> 00:35:04,875 - We're not on the train anymore. - Whatever. 658 00:35:05,083 --> 00:35:08,625 People forced us to descend. 659 00:35:08,833 --> 00:35:11,042 - We're in the parking lot. - Swear it. 660 00:35:11,250 --> 00:35:13,417 I swear to you, daddy. We are scared. 661 00:35:15,083 --> 00:35:17,083 They have been kidnapped. 662 00:35:17,292 --> 00:35:18,333 What ? 663 00:35:20,125 --> 00:35:23,625 - Vlad, where are you? - I see you, dad. 664 00:35:23,833 --> 00:35:25,375 - I can't see you, where are you? - The. 665 00:35:25,583 --> 00:35:27,042 - What's this here" ? - On the other side. 666 00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:28,125 What's on the other side? 667 00:35:28,333 --> 00:35:29,458 No, just behind. 668 00:35:29,667 --> 00:35:30,917 I do not see anything ! 669 00:35:33,125 --> 00:35:34,833 No, but I see you. 670 00:35:35,042 --> 00:35:37,417 - Dad, we're here. - I do not understand. 671 00:35:37,625 --> 00:35:41,333 Where do you think I am? In the train. We leave. Salvation. 672 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:46,292 - Where are they, Benjamin? - In the train. 673 00:35:46,500 --> 00:35:48,083 Holy shit! 674 00:35:48,792 --> 00:35:50,458 Are you kidding me? 675 00:35:50,667 --> 00:35:54,792 You okay. I should never have listened to you. 676 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:58,667 If you weren't of a credulity which borders on pathology, 677 00:35:58,875 --> 00:36:00,500 we would be on the train! 678 00:36:00,708 --> 00:36:04,542 What bad faith! All your decisions are screwed up. 679 00:36:04,750 --> 00:36:06,750 I brought us here. 680 00:36:06,958 --> 00:36:10,833 But very well, I follow you. What are we doing ? 681 00:36:11,042 --> 00:36:14,042 Now, we could ... 682 00:36:14,958 --> 00:36:16,167 Ah bah no. 683 00:36:16,375 --> 00:36:20,208 It's not working, it's too late. I don't see what he could do. 684 00:36:20,417 --> 00:36:22,208 I dunno. I'm a shit. 685 00:36:22,417 --> 00:36:26,542 But no you're not a shit, you are a little ... 686 00:36:27,708 --> 00:36:28,667 pigeon. 687 00:36:28,875 --> 00:36:32,750 I am a total loser. I miss everything I do. 688 00:36:32,958 --> 00:36:35,167 Everyone is laughing at me even you. 689 00:36:35,375 --> 00:36:37,750 You start to put up with me more. 690 00:36:37,958 --> 00:36:39,417 Stop now. 691 00:36:40,958 --> 00:36:44,458 We think, there are solutions. We just have to ... 692 00:36:44,917 --> 00:36:46,458 A lot of things. 693 00:36:46,667 --> 00:36:50,375 - An orgy. - But no ! Uh ... 694 00:36:50,583 --> 00:36:51,708 With cars, 695 00:36:51,917 --> 00:36:53,875 several ! - A bus. 696 00:36:54,083 --> 00:36:56,417 But no ! Where we don't know each other ... 697 00:36:56,583 --> 00:36:57,417 The cost ... 698 00:36:58,542 --> 00:36:59,542 It's carpooling. 699 00:37:00,333 --> 00:37:03,417 Rather than playing the fool, find us that 700 00:37:03,625 --> 00:37:05,333 on the Internet. - [sigh] 701 00:37:06,083 --> 00:37:07,083 Don't "pff" me. 702 00:37:08,125 --> 00:37:09,333 Yes. 703 00:37:10,583 --> 00:37:12,458 He was going to go upstairs. 704 00:37:13,042 --> 00:37:15,708 - But the poor man. - Yeah. 705 00:37:17,500 --> 00:37:20,875 Come see, we found something awesome. 706 00:37:21,083 --> 00:37:21,917 I've found. 707 00:37:22,125 --> 00:37:23,333 Ah. 708 00:37:23,542 --> 00:37:25,125 A car can bring us to La Rochelle. 709 00:37:25,333 --> 00:37:27,125 - La Rochelle. - Yes. 710 00:37:27,333 --> 00:37:28,583 It's a city. 711 00:37:28,792 --> 00:37:31,708 You don't have one in the right direction? 712 00:37:33,333 --> 00:37:35,500 I have Bordeaux, Lyon, 713 00:37:35,708 --> 00:37:37,208 Barcelona, ​​Châteauroux ... 714 00:37:37,875 --> 00:37:39,333 Red-haired pussy. 715 00:37:39,542 --> 00:37:41,375 Lyon is perfect! 716 00:37:41,583 --> 00:37:42,708 The red-haired cat. 717 00:37:43,958 --> 00:37:45,500 We understand. 718 00:37:46,708 --> 00:37:49,750 Yes. It's a minibus, there are 4 places left. 719 00:37:49,958 --> 00:37:51,792 Perfect ! 720 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,125 I valid. 721 00:37:56,917 --> 00:37:58,667 Look at this ! 722 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,208 - Cool. - What are you doing ? 723 00:38:04,792 --> 00:38:06,958 It was open, we watched. 724 00:38:07,167 --> 00:38:10,292 No it's forbidden. 725 00:38:10,500 --> 00:38:14,167 I'm sick of your antics. It's been 2, 3 times. 726 00:38:14,375 --> 00:38:15,458 No ? 727 00:38:15,667 --> 00:38:18,167 No, twice. It's already two too many. 728 00:38:18,375 --> 00:38:21,417 From now on, I have my eye on you. 729 00:38:21,625 --> 00:38:22,917 We didn't do anything. 730 00:38:23,125 --> 00:38:26,417 "Go ahead, sir, we haven't done anything." 731 00:38:26,625 --> 00:38:28,917 You scum. Do you want to go to DASS? 732 00:38:29,875 --> 00:38:30,917 That's it, go ahead. 733 00:38:31,125 --> 00:38:32,375 Cry, you will pee less. 734 00:38:32,875 --> 00:38:34,375 [whispering] Poor freak. 735 00:38:34,542 --> 00:38:36,083 What did he say ? 736 00:38:36,292 --> 00:38:38,667 He's not crazy, Michaud. He sees where you're going. 737 00:38:39,208 --> 00:38:40,625 You wanna fuck it up 738 00:38:40,833 --> 00:38:42,542 behind my back to get fired. 739 00:38:42,750 --> 00:38:45,458 I'm warning you, if I meet you again, 740 00:38:45,667 --> 00:38:47,042 if I see anything, 741 00:38:47,250 --> 00:38:48,583 I am killing you. 742 00:38:49,333 --> 00:38:50,583 Jacques-Yves. 743 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:51,833 I'm coming ! 744 00:38:53,792 --> 00:38:55,583 Hell on Earth. 745 00:38:56,833 --> 00:38:59,458 There you go. So... 746 00:39:03,500 --> 00:39:04,708 He is ill. 747 00:39:05,333 --> 00:39:06,708 He is scary all the same. 748 00:39:06,917 --> 00:39:08,042 Look. 749 00:39:08,250 --> 00:39:09,500 He left the keys. 750 00:39:09,708 --> 00:39:10,708 We can give it back. 751 00:39:11,625 --> 00:39:13,083 I do not think so. 752 00:39:29,167 --> 00:39:31,333 - You see ? - What ? 753 00:39:32,125 --> 00:39:33,375 It's all arranged. 754 00:39:33,583 --> 00:39:36,125 How so ? What do we do after Lyon? 755 00:39:36,583 --> 00:39:38,208 Who tells you that we will stop there? 756 00:39:39,083 --> 00:39:39,917 Bah... 757 00:39:40,125 --> 00:39:44,125 Who drives at midnight in a minibus in the middle of nowhere ? 758 00:39:44,292 --> 00:39:45,125 Babes! 759 00:39:46,917 --> 00:39:49,708 They arrive, nice, we met. 760 00:39:49,917 --> 00:39:54,083 We discuss, we laugh. We tell them our story. 761 00:39:54,292 --> 00:39:57,750 We smoke firecrackers, we complain, 762 00:39:57,958 --> 00:40:01,167 it touches them. They bring us to Embrun. 763 00:40:04,208 --> 00:40:06,417 The cliché, then. 764 00:40:07,167 --> 00:40:09,875 Here, what was I saying! 765 00:40:10,875 --> 00:40:13,042 It smells like goat cheese. 766 00:40:18,208 --> 00:40:22,083 Hey, hello company. How are you ? 767 00:40:22,292 --> 00:40:26,333 - You haven't waited too long? - No, you're saving our lives. 768 00:40:26,542 --> 00:40:27,583 We kiss ? 769 00:40:27,792 --> 00:40:29,208 At one condition. 770 00:40:29,417 --> 00:40:31,083 You tell me "you". 771 00:40:31,292 --> 00:40:32,333 With pleasure ! 772 00:40:32,542 --> 00:40:39,333 [laughs] 773 00:40:49,708 --> 00:40:52,833 Come on, all together. All together. 774 00:40:53,042 --> 00:40:54,875 Go on. 775 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,042 [Cheers] 776 00:40:58,250 --> 00:40:59,792 [laughs] 777 00:41:03,833 --> 00:41:05,208 Shall we do a round? 778 00:41:06,125 --> 00:41:08,583 It's late anyway. Maybe not. 779 00:41:09,542 --> 00:41:12,667 You're right. We'll do one on arrival. 780 00:41:14,500 --> 00:41:18,833 [funny music] 781 00:41:35,292 --> 00:41:37,333 What are you going to do in Lyon? 782 00:41:37,542 --> 00:41:40,042 In fact, we are not going to Lyon. 783 00:41:41,125 --> 00:41:42,958 We're in a mess, my Serge. 784 00:41:43,583 --> 00:41:44,958 Bah tells. 785 00:41:45,167 --> 00:41:49,208 We helped a lady at the station, our train left without us. 786 00:41:49,417 --> 00:41:50,292 Oh the pain. 787 00:41:50,500 --> 00:41:52,792 With the kids in it. 788 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,917 - But no ! - And the children 789 00:41:55,125 --> 00:41:56,250 of our friends. 790 00:41:56,458 --> 00:41:58,625 We're trying to go to Embrun. 791 00:41:59,458 --> 00:42:00,458 How are you going to do it? 792 00:42:00,667 --> 00:42:04,250 Honestly, we have no idea. 793 00:42:04,458 --> 00:42:05,333 [heavy braking] 794 00:42:08,542 --> 00:42:09,583 Take a good look at me. 795 00:42:09,792 --> 00:42:11,958 I have a head to leave friends on the road ? 796 00:42:12,167 --> 00:42:14,083 I dunno. 797 00:42:14,292 --> 00:42:16,625 That, surely not. 798 00:42:16,833 --> 00:42:18,083 Direction Embrun. 799 00:42:18,292 --> 00:42:20,625 [laughs] 800 00:42:21,917 --> 00:42:24,458 Thank you, that's so sweet. 801 00:42:27,125 --> 00:42:28,667 I'll give it to you on the spot. 802 00:42:28,875 --> 00:42:31,417 Everything is in the train, we don't have a circle. 803 00:42:31,625 --> 00:42:33,000 Are you kidding or what? 804 00:42:33,208 --> 00:42:35,792 You give us more than that. An encounter. 805 00:42:38,292 --> 00:42:41,792 Yes, money kills dating. I was at the restaurant ... 806 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:42,875 Were you at the restaurant? 807 00:42:43,083 --> 00:42:45,458 - Yes. The type... - What did you eat? 808 00:42:45,667 --> 00:42:47,083 A tartare. 809 00:42:48,292 --> 00:42:50,208 [heavy braking] 810 00:42:59,292 --> 00:43:00,250 You clear. 811 00:43:00,458 --> 00:43:02,375 Serge, wait, you ... 812 00:43:02,583 --> 00:43:04,292 Clear ! 813 00:43:04,667 --> 00:43:06,000 Go on ! 814 00:43:08,708 --> 00:43:09,833 Animal killers! 815 00:43:10,042 --> 00:43:12,292 - Assassins! - Viandards! 816 00:43:17,417 --> 00:43:19,292 You shitty gauchos! 817 00:43:26,708 --> 00:43:28,292 I killed a sheep. 818 00:43:28,500 --> 00:43:29,542 You are sick. 819 00:43:33,375 --> 00:43:34,792 Assassins! 820 00:43:36,750 --> 00:43:41,167 [Blondie: "Atomic"] 821 00:44:32,958 --> 00:44:34,167 What do you do ? 822 00:44:34,375 --> 00:44:36,625 I'm sick of it, I'm calling my mom. 823 00:44:36,833 --> 00:44:37,833 Here. 824 00:44:42,708 --> 00:44:46,167 Maxime, I know you're scared. 825 00:44:46,667 --> 00:44:47,500 It's normal. 826 00:44:47,708 --> 00:44:50,292 You no longer know where you are. I will confess to you, 827 00:44:50,500 --> 00:44:51,792 we neither. 828 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,625 What are you talking about, I don't care. 829 00:44:54,833 --> 00:44:58,250 No need to be afraid of his emotions. We will get out of this. 830 00:44:58,458 --> 00:44:59,375 Shut your mouth. 831 00:44:59,875 --> 00:45:00,708 Go on. 832 00:45:00,917 --> 00:45:02,083 Give my phone. 833 00:45:02,292 --> 00:45:04,125 You stink from the mouth. 834 00:45:04,333 --> 00:45:05,750 Take out your anger. 835 00:45:05,958 --> 00:45:07,125 As you like. 836 00:45:07,333 --> 00:45:08,458 But give my phone back. 837 00:45:08,667 --> 00:45:10,833 - Shit. - Hey, Maxime. 838 00:45:16,042 --> 00:45:17,333 Thank you. 839 00:45:17,542 --> 00:45:19,917 You hit me. You have no right. 840 00:45:20,125 --> 00:45:23,000 What are you going to do ? Are you going to call your mother? 841 00:45:23,208 --> 00:45:24,833 I took a loaf of bread. 842 00:45:25,042 --> 00:45:27,542 Don't worry, he's a doctor. 843 00:45:28,833 --> 00:45:30,875 I want to see what he did to you. 844 00:45:31,083 --> 00:45:32,125 No but... 845 00:45:32,333 --> 00:45:33,375 God damn it. 846 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,292 How's it going sir ? 847 00:45:44,542 --> 00:45:46,000 I can't find the ... 848 00:45:46,208 --> 00:45:48,083 Wait, I'll help you. 849 00:45:48,292 --> 00:45:50,083 You go back home ? 850 00:45:52,875 --> 00:45:55,667 Can not let you drive like that. 851 00:45:56,417 --> 00:45:58,875 - [he mumbles] - I'll take you home. 852 00:45:59,083 --> 00:46:00,750 - Oh ! - Go on. 853 00:46:00,958 --> 00:46:03,750 Oh dear. Yes, we are going. 854 00:46:13,042 --> 00:46:14,750 Hey, get back quickly! 855 00:46:17,792 --> 00:46:19,792 What is this car? 856 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:21,625 The gentleman will bring us closer. 857 00:46:21,833 --> 00:46:24,375 It does not bother you if we take a detour? 858 00:46:24,583 --> 00:46:27,250 [he mumbles] 859 00:46:27,458 --> 00:46:28,375 He agree. 860 00:46:28,583 --> 00:46:29,583 It is cooked. 861 00:46:30,250 --> 00:46:34,250 I am a doctor, the better that he has to do is sleep. 862 00:46:34,458 --> 00:46:35,917 If it's medical ... 863 00:46:51,833 --> 00:46:52,958 Where do we drop it off? 864 00:46:53,167 --> 00:46:55,292 We are already going to drop off ourselves. 865 00:46:55,500 --> 00:46:57,167 We'll see after. 866 00:46:57,375 --> 00:46:59,708 We don't know where he lives and neither did he. 867 00:47:01,333 --> 00:47:03,167 Yeah, you are right. 868 00:47:08,500 --> 00:47:10,208 It's Vlad, leave a message. 869 00:47:11,167 --> 00:47:15,208 Vlad, it's dad. Well imagine 870 00:47:15,417 --> 00:47:19,042 that I am in the car on the way to Embrun. 871 00:47:19,250 --> 00:47:21,500 Here, I kiss you. 872 00:47:21,708 --> 00:47:23,792 It was dad. Kisses. 873 00:47:32,333 --> 00:47:34,042 You should be sleeping. 874 00:47:35,083 --> 00:47:35,917 You think ? 875 00:47:36,125 --> 00:47:39,417 Yeah. Now everything is rolling. 876 00:47:58,292 --> 00:48:00,042 Everything is fine. 877 00:48:01,083 --> 00:48:02,792 You make a nickel trip. 878 00:48:03,417 --> 00:48:07,792 Upon arrival they will tell you "Michaud, what are you doing here? 879 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:09,417 You don't have to do anything here. " 880 00:48:09,625 --> 00:48:11,708 Me: "Yes, but ... 881 00:48:12,250 --> 00:48:14,667 Recognize that it went well. " 882 00:48:14,875 --> 00:48:18,292 Them: "Yes, it's true. It went well. 883 00:48:18,500 --> 00:48:20,875 Suddenly, we reinstate you. " 884 00:48:21,083 --> 00:48:22,958 Me: "Thank you! 885 00:48:23,917 --> 00:48:26,208 Thank you. But OK... 886 00:48:27,417 --> 00:48:31,208 You know, my dream is the Thalys. " 887 00:48:31,417 --> 00:48:35,333 Them: "That's good, we are looking for someone. " 888 00:48:35,542 --> 00:48:37,917 Me: "Oh, that's not true! 889 00:48:38,125 --> 00:48:41,208 That for a coincidence, it is a coincidence. " 890 00:48:41,417 --> 00:48:44,250 "Michaud, we drink? Champagne." 891 00:48:44,458 --> 00:48:47,167 "No, never on duty." "Come on, Michaud. 892 00:48:47,375 --> 00:48:50,042 Michaud! Michaud! Michaud! " 893 00:48:50,250 --> 00:48:52,583 Jacques-Yves ... Don't you wanna go for a walk? 894 00:48:52,792 --> 00:48:55,250 You worry me to speak 895 00:48:55,458 --> 00:48:56,792 and not to sleep. 896 00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:58,417 Everything is fine. 897 00:48:58,750 --> 00:49:00,542 - Yes. - You go back to sleep. 898 00:49:20,250 --> 00:49:25,958 [Patyatann: "The dunes"] 899 00:50:35,750 --> 00:50:37,875 [cries of children] 900 00:50:39,542 --> 00:50:40,792 What is happening ? 901 00:50:43,500 --> 00:50:44,417 Hello. 902 00:50:45,958 --> 00:50:47,250 What is this mess ? 903 00:50:47,458 --> 00:50:48,500 We put on our pajamas. 904 00:50:49,083 --> 00:50:50,917 That's it, you're kidding me. 905 00:50:51,125 --> 00:50:52,667 You messed up the hell on me. 906 00:50:52,875 --> 00:50:56,583 In fact, we did a spot. We wanted to clean up. 907 00:50:56,792 --> 00:51:00,125 I don't know ... In my opinion ... 908 00:51:01,958 --> 00:51:03,625 [laughs] 909 00:51:03,833 --> 00:51:04,833 There are some on the ceiling. 910 00:51:08,958 --> 00:51:10,417 Does it make you laugh ? 911 00:51:11,708 --> 00:51:13,875 - I'll ... - What are you going? 912 00:51:15,917 --> 00:51:17,750 Be smart. You little poop. 913 00:51:17,958 --> 00:51:19,417 You're lucky. 914 00:51:19,625 --> 00:51:21,875 When I want, I blow you up. Follow me. 915 00:51:22,083 --> 00:51:23,625 I would like to see that. 916 00:51:26,667 --> 00:51:27,542 Oh yeah ? 917 00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:33,375 Hold this for me. 918 00:51:35,333 --> 00:51:38,042 You don't scare me. I smashed smaller ones. 919 00:51:38,250 --> 00:51:40,458 You neither, you don't scare me. 920 00:51:40,917 --> 00:51:43,625 Oh yeah ? Well you should. 921 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:47,542 - Jacques-Yves? - Yes ? 922 00:51:47,750 --> 00:51:49,667 What is happening ? 923 00:51:50,333 --> 00:51:52,667 - What are you doing ? - Nothing. 924 00:51:52,875 --> 00:51:54,667 I discuss with young people. 925 00:51:55,875 --> 00:51:59,000 You, if I find you, I marave you. 926 00:51:59,208 --> 00:52:01,167 You're not going to do this again, 927 00:52:01,375 --> 00:52:03,333 to take it out on children. Where are your parents? 928 00:52:03,542 --> 00:52:05,583 This is the problem, there are no parents. 929 00:52:05,792 --> 00:52:08,000 Go on. Go on ! 930 00:52:08,208 --> 00:52:12,125 Come on ! Everyone, come on! You also. 931 00:52:13,458 --> 00:52:15,833 There you are, you are less clever. 932 00:52:16,042 --> 00:52:19,000 As soon as we arrive, I'll turn you over to the police. 933 00:52:19,208 --> 00:52:20,542 We'll have some fun. 934 00:52:27,667 --> 00:52:28,708 I can talk to you ? 935 00:52:29,333 --> 00:52:30,167 Please. 936 00:52:32,417 --> 00:52:34,708 It's really not good what you do. 937 00:52:35,875 --> 00:52:37,042 What are you going to do? 938 00:52:38,750 --> 00:52:43,375 I'm going to start by dissociating myself. 939 00:52:45,667 --> 00:52:47,167 And There you go. 940 00:52:53,417 --> 00:52:55,875 It's cool, we're in the cockpit. 941 00:52:56,083 --> 00:52:58,292 What are you talking about ? 942 00:52:58,500 --> 00:53:01,042 Look at all the buttons. 943 00:53:01,250 --> 00:53:02,667 There, I increase the speed. 944 00:53:02,875 --> 00:53:03,792 We were at 18, 945 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,333 I go up to 40. We'll get there faster. 946 00:53:06,542 --> 00:53:08,958 It is the air conditioning. We're in a broom closet. 947 00:53:09,167 --> 00:53:11,083 It's dead. I hope that Pépouze 948 00:53:11,292 --> 00:53:13,458 and Benjamin will be on arrival. 949 00:53:13,667 --> 00:53:15,375 We will make him regret. 950 00:53:24,667 --> 00:53:25,708 Oh shit ! 951 00:53:25,917 --> 00:53:27,417 What ? What's the matter ? 952 00:53:27,625 --> 00:53:29,625 No, don't worry. 953 00:53:30,333 --> 00:53:31,958 There's more gasoline. 954 00:53:33,458 --> 00:53:34,375 Ah. 955 00:53:38,667 --> 00:53:40,083 How long have I slept? 956 00:53:41,583 --> 00:53:44,958 - I would say 250 km. - All the same. 957 00:53:46,583 --> 00:53:48,083 For gasoline, how do we do it? 958 00:53:50,792 --> 00:53:53,667 James Bond, has nothing on him? Maxime! 959 00:53:55,042 --> 00:53:56,958 - What ? - Make his pockets. 960 00:53:57,167 --> 00:53:59,333 - Who is that ? - In the tuxedo. 961 00:53:59,542 --> 00:54:02,333 Oh. I have already looked, he has nothing. 962 00:54:05,167 --> 00:54:06,917 Maxime, it's not going! 963 00:54:07,125 --> 00:54:08,542 - What ? - Where were you raised? 964 00:54:09,458 --> 00:54:10,833 It's theft, Maxime! 965 00:54:11,042 --> 00:54:13,375 I don't understand anything, it's you. 966 00:54:13,583 --> 00:54:14,875 Was it my hand in his pocket? 967 00:54:15,083 --> 00:54:17,458 It's gonna be my hand in your mouth. 968 00:54:19,333 --> 00:54:20,500 Piss off. 969 00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:24,625 It doesn't help us with gasoline. 970 00:54:24,833 --> 00:54:26,458 I may have an idea. 971 00:54:27,125 --> 00:54:28,292 Enough to ? 972 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,000 Do what I tell you. 973 00:54:35,875 --> 00:54:38,125 I'll stop to refuel. 974 00:54:39,500 --> 00:54:44,167 During this time, you will take my place. 975 00:54:44,833 --> 00:54:46,583 It's not true. 976 00:54:47,417 --> 00:54:48,875 Here. 977 00:54:49,083 --> 00:54:54,833 [intriguing music] 978 00:55:53,667 --> 00:55:58,292 You will discreetly put the engine running. 979 00:55:58,500 --> 00:56:01,250 And you go first. 980 00:56:02,125 --> 00:56:04,542 I ... Where am I going? 981 00:56:04,750 --> 00:56:07,542 You take a left. 982 00:56:08,417 --> 00:56:13,750 You accelerate and now we go! 983 00:56:13,958 --> 00:56:16,875 - What the hell are you doing? - You told me left. 984 00:56:17,083 --> 00:56:20,333 But not this left, the exit there! 985 00:56:21,625 --> 00:56:24,542 You tell me left, I go left. 986 00:56:24,750 --> 00:56:27,583 A smile, a smile. 987 00:56:32,750 --> 00:56:35,583 Was that your plan? Get out without paying. 988 00:56:35,792 --> 00:56:36,667 Yes. 989 00:56:36,875 --> 00:56:38,292 It wasn't a plan. 990 00:56:38,917 --> 00:56:40,708 Seen from it, that's for sure. 991 00:56:46,208 --> 00:56:47,708 Remark, 992 00:56:47,917 --> 00:56:50,375 it's effective. 993 00:56:50,583 --> 00:56:55,583 I would have liked to see them, my friends making fun of me. 994 00:56:56,458 --> 00:56:59,208 Marie would have done a direct heart attack. 995 00:56:59,958 --> 00:57:03,000 She's so stuck in the ass 996 00:57:03,208 --> 00:57:04,625 that she does not know how to improvise. 997 00:57:05,500 --> 00:57:07,292 It's a bit hard anyway. 998 00:57:07,500 --> 00:57:09,625 Yes. You are right. 999 00:57:10,625 --> 00:57:12,792 The real problem, is that she is boring. 1000 00:57:14,292 --> 00:57:18,125 I found a guy to do drag tricks. 1001 00:57:18,333 --> 00:57:22,750 I'm going to have to put a pipe on him to take the children. 1002 00:57:22,958 --> 00:57:24,542 I do not have the choice. 1003 00:57:24,750 --> 00:57:28,250 Bah ... Yes, for sure. 1004 00:57:35,333 --> 00:57:37,667 How pretty is it around here. 1005 00:57:38,958 --> 00:57:41,000 - You know ? - Not at all. 1006 00:57:45,333 --> 00:57:47,208 Shit. The cops. 1007 00:57:47,417 --> 00:57:49,708 Let them pass, it's not for us. 1008 00:57:49,917 --> 00:57:52,333 - [Mermaid] - Oh no. 1009 00:57:55,333 --> 00:57:57,667 I got my license sweetened. 1010 00:57:57,875 --> 00:57:59,250 Ah anyway. 1011 00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:01,875 Good... 1012 00:58:05,875 --> 00:58:07,250 Maxime, wake him up. 1013 00:58:07,458 --> 00:58:09,250 Let him give us the papers. 1014 00:58:09,458 --> 00:58:10,833 Go on. 1015 00:58:12,708 --> 00:58:14,667 Your car's papers. 1016 00:58:15,333 --> 00:58:16,417 It's not my car. 1017 00:58:16,625 --> 00:58:18,833 - What ? - It's a poor guy's. 1018 00:58:19,292 --> 00:58:21,208 I'm going to screw his car up. 1019 00:58:22,708 --> 00:58:24,958 - It changes everything. - Enough to ? 1020 00:58:25,375 --> 00:58:28,417 It's a stolen car. So go for it! 1021 00:58:28,625 --> 00:58:30,250 The cow ! 1022 00:58:31,083 --> 00:58:32,042 Go on ! 1023 00:58:33,250 --> 00:58:34,375 Quick quick ! 1024 00:58:34,583 --> 00:58:37,292 Quick ! Benjamin ... 1025 00:58:43,583 --> 00:58:44,500 Good evening madam. 1026 00:58:45,583 --> 00:58:46,958 Switch off the ignition. 1027 00:58:47,167 --> 00:58:49,250 This is what I was trying to do. 1028 00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:52,958 You know why are you being arrested? 1029 00:58:53,167 --> 00:58:56,792 I don't have my license, I can explain to you. 1030 00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:58,917 You have forgotten to pay for gasoline. 1031 00:58:59,750 --> 00:59:00,625 Oh good ? 1032 00:59:04,208 --> 00:59:05,333 I know him 1033 00:59:05,542 --> 00:59:08,292 For years. I guarantee you 1034 00:59:08,500 --> 00:59:10,042 that he pays for his gasoline. 1035 00:59:10,250 --> 00:59:12,083 Then... 1036 00:59:12,292 --> 00:59:14,042 I'm even a ... 1037 00:59:14,250 --> 00:59:17,458 an aficionado of this station 1038 00:59:17,667 --> 00:59:20,208 where I have been going for several years. 1039 00:59:20,417 --> 00:59:22,875 - I have the card. - From Dyneff station? 1040 00:59:24,250 --> 00:59:25,958 Yes, from Dyneff station. 1041 00:59:27,583 --> 00:59:29,208 Damn, he's got a gun! 1042 00:59:31,583 --> 00:59:33,167 Listen, my boy. 1043 00:59:33,375 --> 00:59:34,667 Put down that gun. 1044 00:59:34,875 --> 00:59:36,708 Come on, be reasonable. 1045 00:59:36,917 --> 00:59:38,000 You're not going to shoot. 1046 00:59:42,125 --> 00:59:43,375 Oh, the sick man. 1047 00:59:44,333 --> 00:59:45,958 He killed a sheep. 1048 00:59:47,708 --> 00:59:49,292 What do we do ? 1049 00:59:49,958 --> 00:59:51,292 Let's go ! 1050 00:59:57,875 --> 01:00:00,167 It's your fault, ass face! 1051 01:00:01,458 --> 01:00:02,500 Little shit! 1052 01:00:03,458 --> 01:00:05,625 I think he understood. 1053 01:00:08,125 --> 01:00:09,583 Asshole! 1054 01:00:12,375 --> 01:00:14,125 Come on, we have to catch up with them. 1055 01:00:15,083 --> 01:00:16,042 Oh no, shit. 1056 01:00:16,250 --> 01:00:17,833 Damn, he stole my gun. 1057 01:00:18,042 --> 01:00:21,167 He stole my gun. Shame... 1058 01:00:21,375 --> 01:00:22,875 All the more reason to catch up with them! 1059 01:00:23,083 --> 01:00:26,500 Last month I made myself pull out the salad basket. 1060 01:00:26,708 --> 01:00:29,250 Last week, I made myself... 1061 01:00:29,875 --> 01:00:31,625 I had my cap cut off. 1062 01:00:31,833 --> 01:00:33,792 Come on, stop. 1063 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:35,750 - I'm going to stop. - But no. 1064 01:00:37,042 --> 01:00:39,958 Either way, they're too far away. 1065 01:00:42,750 --> 01:00:45,167 Listen, we're gonna go back to the station. 1066 01:00:46,250 --> 01:00:47,667 We're going to make some herbal tea. 1067 01:00:49,042 --> 01:00:52,042 - We won't say anything to anyone. - You think ? 1068 01:00:52,250 --> 01:00:54,750 But yes. I've got your back. 1069 01:00:58,875 --> 01:01:01,833 - [cries of disgust] - Warning. 1070 01:01:07,042 --> 01:01:09,292 It will stink like it's not allowed. 1071 01:01:11,167 --> 01:01:12,667 It's green. 1072 01:01:12,875 --> 01:01:15,500 I will put my product. 1073 01:01:18,792 --> 01:01:21,750 - There's that one too. - No, we only take those who stink. 1074 01:01:23,417 --> 01:01:25,542 - Now ? - We throw everything out. 1075 01:01:25,750 --> 01:01:26,667 How do we get out? 1076 01:01:26,875 --> 01:01:28,583 With that. 1077 01:01:28,792 --> 01:01:35,792 [western music] 1078 01:01:48,875 --> 01:01:49,917 Watch out, the sheep! 1079 01:01:58,167 --> 01:01:59,500 [bleating] 1080 01:02:03,833 --> 01:02:08,583 [moans] 1081 01:02:08,750 --> 01:02:10,667 [Antoine] Well! 1082 01:02:15,042 --> 01:02:16,333 How are you ? 1083 01:02:16,542 --> 01:02:17,833 Nothing broken ? 1084 01:02:18,750 --> 01:02:20,083 Well, that's ... 1085 01:02:22,042 --> 01:02:23,667 - And you ? - Hello. 1086 01:02:23,875 --> 01:02:24,875 Yes. 1087 01:02:26,333 --> 01:02:29,792 We're not going to stay here. Come on. 1088 01:02:32,417 --> 01:02:33,792 Oh fuck. 1089 01:02:36,667 --> 01:02:41,708 [Früt: "You Just Gotta Have What It Takes"] 1090 01:02:58,958 --> 01:03:00,708 Happy awakening. 1091 01:03:02,500 --> 01:03:03,708 The little idiots. 1092 01:03:03,917 --> 01:03:05,958 Damn, the big ass! 1093 01:03:06,167 --> 01:03:12,500 [rock music] 1094 01:03:54,375 --> 01:03:57,417 Go on. Go on ! Go on ! 1095 01:03:58,583 --> 01:03:59,750 Quick quick quick. 1096 01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:03,167 You also, do you think I haven't seen you? 1097 01:04:03,833 --> 01:04:04,750 The key. 1098 01:04:06,875 --> 01:04:07,792 The key ! 1099 01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:14,500 If I hear from you, I don't know what's going to happen ... 1100 01:04:15,292 --> 01:04:16,833 It's gonna be ugly. 1101 01:04:18,958 --> 01:04:19,958 [he locks the door with the key] 1102 01:04:28,375 --> 01:04:29,875 What is that smell? 1103 01:04:30,875 --> 01:04:33,542 I don't know, it makes me laugh. 1104 01:04:47,458 --> 01:04:50,500 Excuse me, where are we here? 1105 01:04:50,708 --> 01:04:53,583 We are not very far. Let's go. 1106 01:04:57,958 --> 01:04:59,833 Come on, Antoine. We're waking up. 1107 01:05:01,292 --> 01:05:02,625 Me, I stop. 1108 01:05:03,125 --> 01:05:05,292 Eh ? What ? 1109 01:05:05,500 --> 01:05:08,167 That's enough, we've tried everything. 1110 01:05:08,375 --> 01:05:10,250 When it doesn't want it, it doesn't. 1111 01:05:10,458 --> 01:05:12,125 No but... 1112 01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:15,833 Now is not the time to flinch. We are reaching our goal. 1113 01:05:16,042 --> 01:05:19,292 Stop with your optimism. It is pathetic. 1114 01:05:19,500 --> 01:05:22,625 I'm sick of it, do you understand? Fed up! 1115 01:05:23,417 --> 01:05:25,167 OK, what do we say to Marie? 1116 01:05:25,375 --> 01:05:27,125 Too bad for Marie. 1117 01:05:27,333 --> 01:05:30,292 For others too. Either way, they would have known. 1118 01:05:30,500 --> 01:05:32,042 What about the children? 1119 01:05:32,250 --> 01:05:35,000 Oh, I'm good. They will get over it. 1120 01:05:35,208 --> 01:05:37,417 I'm talking about now. Who will collect them? 1121 01:05:37,625 --> 01:05:40,500 If we don't get them back, you will see them more. 1122 01:05:40,708 --> 01:05:43,250 Stop with your fatherhood lessons. 1123 01:05:43,458 --> 01:05:46,875 Your clichés as a stay-at-home mother, take off the cap. 1124 01:05:47,458 --> 01:05:48,583 You are right. 1125 01:05:49,250 --> 01:05:51,583 You were a perfect father. 1126 01:05:54,583 --> 01:05:55,875 I beg your pardon ? 1127 01:05:56,500 --> 01:05:58,125 How many layers have you changed? 1128 01:05:59,667 --> 01:06:00,708 Which report ? 1129 01:06:00,917 --> 01:06:03,958 Marie, she's stuck in the ass, 1130 01:06:04,167 --> 01:06:06,458 but she struggles on her own with his kids 1131 01:06:06,667 --> 01:06:08,500 working like crazy. 1132 01:06:08,708 --> 01:06:10,542 She hasn't fucked for 5 years, but it is boring! 1133 01:06:10,750 --> 01:06:11,833 Oh, I'm good. 1134 01:06:12,042 --> 01:06:13,500 No, it's not okay. 1135 01:06:13,708 --> 01:06:16,542 If at least you took care of his fate. 1136 01:06:16,750 --> 01:06:18,583 You can help your daughter, 1137 01:06:18,792 --> 01:06:20,292 and you don't. 1138 01:06:20,500 --> 01:06:23,667 It is the best. It's not your problem. 1139 01:06:23,875 --> 01:06:28,208 Yes. I will surely have to take care all alone from my son. 1140 01:06:28,417 --> 01:06:31,250 I don't have the strength of Marie. I have no one to help me. 1141 01:06:31,458 --> 01:06:35,792 It's okay, one in two couples divorce. People live it well. 1142 01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:37,875 What ? What divorce? 1143 01:06:38,083 --> 01:06:40,667 My wife has cancer! Cancer ! 1144 01:06:40,875 --> 01:06:43,167 We don't know if she's gonna make it. 1145 01:06:44,250 --> 01:06:46,708 I do not have the courage tell my son about it. 1146 01:06:47,083 --> 01:06:49,583 There is no question that I am not on arrival. 1147 01:06:50,708 --> 01:06:51,917 If I catch up with this train, 1148 01:06:52,125 --> 01:06:55,208 he will see that we can get out both. 1149 01:06:55,417 --> 01:06:58,583 Do what you want, I am not giving up. 1150 01:06:58,792 --> 01:07:00,250 Never ! You hear me ? 1151 01:07:03,417 --> 01:07:04,292 Benjamin. 1152 01:07:09,083 --> 01:07:10,875 I am sorry. Truly. 1153 01:07:11,500 --> 01:07:12,333 Listen, 1154 01:07:12,917 --> 01:07:14,000 it's like that. 1155 01:07:17,792 --> 01:07:19,917 You are right. I am a jerk. 1156 01:07:20,708 --> 01:07:23,042 But no, you are not a jerk. 1157 01:07:23,375 --> 01:07:24,417 It's not about you. 1158 01:07:24,625 --> 01:07:26,750 You can change things, but I... 1159 01:07:26,917 --> 01:07:28,833 Then, it's not the time. 1160 01:07:29,833 --> 01:07:33,542 Come. Otherwise, it will shit in the stretchers. 1161 01:07:35,750 --> 01:07:38,667 I think it's "rushing" in stretchers. 1162 01:07:38,875 --> 01:07:41,792 But shitting is good too. 1163 01:07:44,125 --> 01:07:47,250 She hasn't seen the wolf for 5 years? 1164 01:07:47,792 --> 01:07:49,667 Don't tell him I told you. 1165 01:07:53,167 --> 01:07:56,958 [vibrator] 1166 01:07:59,667 --> 01:08:02,875 - Yes, Chimel? - Where are you, my brother? 1167 01:08:03,583 --> 01:08:06,458 In the cabin. Are you okay? 1168 01:08:06,667 --> 01:08:08,125 But yes. 1169 01:08:08,792 --> 01:08:13,000 Say, you have to come, we have a big problem. 1170 01:08:13,208 --> 01:08:14,542 A smell... 1171 01:08:14,750 --> 01:08:17,000 completely filthy. 1172 01:08:17,207 --> 01:08:21,917 People are dropping like flies. 1173 01:08:22,125 --> 01:08:23,625 You drank ? 1174 01:08:23,832 --> 01:08:26,167 What is happening ? I'm coming. 1175 01:08:26,375 --> 01:08:30,500 - Yes. - [laughs] 1176 01:08:41,542 --> 01:08:42,542 The gendarmes! 1177 01:08:42,750 --> 01:08:43,917 They found us! 1178 01:08:50,375 --> 01:08:51,292 [to laugh] 1179 01:08:51,500 --> 01:08:53,667 You should have seen your faces. 1180 01:08:54,332 --> 01:08:55,332 Oh my God. 1181 01:08:58,500 --> 01:09:00,707 Oh, idiots. 1182 01:09:00,917 --> 01:09:02,000 It's funny. 1183 01:09:07,167 --> 01:09:08,957 Stop dragging yourself around with this. 1184 01:09:09,167 --> 01:09:11,375 Here, I hate this stuff. 1185 01:09:11,582 --> 01:09:12,917 We're not going to let it go. 1186 01:09:14,125 --> 01:09:15,792 You went there hard. 1187 01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:17,042 You think ? 1188 01:09:17,250 --> 01:09:20,417 A ball to a child ... 1189 01:09:22,417 --> 01:09:23,832 [notification] 1190 01:09:24,417 --> 01:09:25,292 It's Vlad. 1191 01:09:25,500 --> 01:09:27,500 We are less clever. 1192 01:09:27,707 --> 01:09:30,667 On our arrival, I'll turn you over to the police. 1193 01:09:31,750 --> 01:09:32,917 Shit ! 1194 01:09:33,125 --> 01:09:36,207 Damn, I have no more battery because of your games! 1195 01:09:36,417 --> 01:09:38,082 You are just pissed off! 1196 01:09:41,792 --> 01:09:44,417 A farm. Someone can help us. 1197 01:09:46,625 --> 01:09:47,832 Come on. 1198 01:10:09,167 --> 01:10:10,542 [he hits] 1199 01:10:11,292 --> 01:10:12,708 Someone there ? 1200 01:10:12,917 --> 01:10:14,458 [knock on the door] 1201 01:10:18,042 --> 01:10:19,542 Someone there ? 1202 01:10:23,083 --> 01:10:28,875 [disturbing music] 1203 01:10:33,250 --> 01:10:34,583 Someone there ? 1204 01:10:44,458 --> 01:10:45,917 Oh fuck. 1205 01:10:47,042 --> 01:10:48,083 Antoine! 1206 01:10:49,208 --> 01:10:50,542 Antoine! 1207 01:10:50,750 --> 01:10:52,083 What are you doing? 1208 01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:54,167 Antoine! 1209 01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:57,042 Antoine! 1210 01:10:59,625 --> 01:11:00,542 No. Everything is fine. 1211 01:11:00,750 --> 01:11:03,375 Everything is fine, we will leave sir. 1212 01:11:03,583 --> 01:11:05,250 We won't say anything, 1213 01:11:05,458 --> 01:11:06,458 we haven't seen anything. 1214 01:11:06,667 --> 01:11:08,417 We leave you to your business. 1215 01:11:09,250 --> 01:11:12,458 Ah, but no. He is my boyfriend. 1216 01:11:12,667 --> 01:11:15,958 If it was your boyfriend, we are reassured. Let's go ? 1217 01:11:16,167 --> 01:11:17,333 Wait ! 1218 01:11:17,542 --> 01:11:20,250 I didn't kill him. He demolished himself. 1219 01:11:20,458 --> 01:11:22,333 - We don't judge. - No ! 1220 01:11:22,542 --> 01:11:26,083 He burned the gizzards with a pear 52. 1221 01:11:26,292 --> 01:11:29,792 It is a local production extraordinary. 1222 01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:31,833 You want me to ... 1223 01:11:34,375 --> 01:11:35,958 He fell to the ground. 1224 01:11:36,167 --> 01:11:37,792 He fell asleep like a jerk. 1225 01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:40,708 That's why you put it in a carpet? 1226 01:11:40,917 --> 01:11:43,167 Did you see his size? 1227 01:11:43,375 --> 01:11:45,042 I rolled it in the carpet 1228 01:11:45,250 --> 01:11:47,667 and I wanted to shoot it up to the wheelbarrow. 1229 01:11:48,625 --> 01:11:50,833 [snoring] 1230 01:11:55,375 --> 01:11:56,375 Listen, 1231 01:11:56,583 --> 01:11:58,458 it's a misunderstanding. 1232 01:11:58,667 --> 01:12:01,583 No, but don't cry. It's embarassing. 1233 01:12:01,792 --> 01:12:04,250 Give up, please. 1234 01:12:05,917 --> 01:12:07,042 It's better ? 1235 01:12:09,500 --> 01:12:11,875 You can help us ? We don't have a car 1236 01:12:12,083 --> 01:12:15,000 we are expected at Embrun station in 1 hour. 1237 01:12:15,208 --> 01:12:17,208 There you are wide. 1238 01:12:17,417 --> 01:12:20,083 It is very close, it takes just 20 min. 1239 01:12:20,292 --> 01:12:22,917 Maybe I can take you, 1240 01:12:23,125 --> 01:12:24,458 If you want ? 1241 01:12:24,833 --> 01:12:27,583 Ah yes, with pleasure. 1242 01:12:27,792 --> 01:12:30,833 Just have to that I take him home. 1243 01:12:31,042 --> 01:12:32,333 It's at the end of the driveway. 1244 01:12:34,708 --> 01:12:36,667 - Go on. - Yes, well ... 1245 01:12:39,167 --> 01:12:41,667 We can leave it there. 1246 01:12:44,458 --> 01:12:45,333 Jacqueline! 1247 01:12:48,958 --> 01:12:49,875 Jacqueline! 1248 01:12:50,083 --> 01:12:51,083 What ? 1249 01:12:51,292 --> 01:12:52,917 I brought it back to you. 1250 01:12:53,125 --> 01:12:54,292 Have you died yet? 1251 01:12:55,958 --> 01:12:57,667 [throat clearing] 1252 01:12:57,875 --> 01:12:59,875 - See you later. - Salvation. Kisses. 1253 01:13:00,042 --> 01:13:00,875 Kisses. 1254 01:13:01,083 --> 01:13:02,500 At what time 1255 01:13:02,708 --> 01:13:04,708 is it, your train? - In 40 min. 1256 01:13:04,917 --> 01:13:06,500 In 40 min! 1257 01:13:06,708 --> 01:13:08,292 No, we'll never get it. 1258 01:13:08,500 --> 01:13:12,417 There is work on the road, it takes 1 hour to get there. 1259 01:13:12,625 --> 01:13:16,083 When we had 1 hour to go, you said we were wide. 1260 01:13:16,292 --> 01:13:19,292 Large, usually. There is work. 1261 01:13:20,083 --> 01:13:20,958 Corn... 1262 01:13:21,167 --> 01:13:24,875 You can go... Try by boat. There is a marina 1263 01:13:25,083 --> 01:13:28,000 at the end of the road. - Do you have a boat? 1264 01:13:28,208 --> 01:13:30,708 No. He's funny. 1265 01:13:30,917 --> 01:13:32,167 [to laugh] 1266 01:13:32,375 --> 01:13:34,375 I am a farmer, not a boatman. 1267 01:13:37,542 --> 01:13:39,542 [screams] 1268 01:13:43,958 --> 01:13:47,042 What an asshole. He screwed everything up. 1269 01:13:47,250 --> 01:13:50,958 I know, but you can't settle everything by violence. 1270 01:14:01,167 --> 01:14:03,375 - There's the key. - That's wonderful. 1271 01:14:04,083 --> 01:14:06,667 I feel the wheel is turning, Benjamin. 1272 01:14:10,958 --> 01:14:11,917 So ? 1273 01:14:12,708 --> 01:14:14,042 It won't start. 1274 01:14:15,667 --> 01:14:17,167 - And shit! - [boat horn] 1275 01:14:18,792 --> 01:14:20,875 - I do not understand. - Hey ! 1276 01:14:21,083 --> 01:14:22,458 Otherwise there is that. 1277 01:14:22,667 --> 01:14:24,667 Aren't we going to go with this? 1278 01:14:25,333 --> 01:14:32,333 [funny music] 1279 01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:50,292 Well then? 1280 01:14:50,500 --> 01:14:51,875 Sorry, I can't take any more. 1281 01:14:52,083 --> 01:14:53,583 It's exhausting. 1282 01:14:55,667 --> 01:14:58,083 In addition, I am seasick. 1283 01:14:58,292 --> 01:15:00,125 - If you want, I can ... - Shut up. 1284 01:15:03,708 --> 01:15:05,500 If you want I can put 1285 01:15:05,708 --> 01:15:07,042 a pedal stroke. 1286 01:15:07,250 --> 01:15:08,375 Yeah, gladly. 1287 01:15:09,625 --> 01:15:11,833 Like this, you will serve something. 1288 01:15:26,333 --> 01:15:27,667 [happy sigh] 1289 01:15:32,042 --> 01:15:33,375 Thank you anyway. 1290 01:15:33,583 --> 01:15:34,542 I'm having fun. 1291 01:15:35,667 --> 01:15:37,125 Thank's for ? 1292 01:15:37,333 --> 01:15:39,167 Thanks for all that. 1293 01:15:39,375 --> 01:15:41,917 It's really very successful, your thing. 1294 01:15:42,292 --> 01:15:46,125 It's the bachelor party 1295 01:15:46,333 --> 01:15:48,083 the craziest I've seen. 1296 01:15:48,708 --> 01:15:50,292 Seb, how do you know him? 1297 01:15:51,292 --> 01:15:53,708 Seb? What are you talking about ? 1298 01:15:53,917 --> 01:15:56,042 Yeah, okay. 1299 01:15:56,250 --> 01:15:58,250 Understood. I said nothing. 1300 01:16:05,750 --> 01:16:07,042 Oh ! 1301 01:16:07,250 --> 01:16:10,500 - Chimel! - Jacques-Yves! Jacques-Yves, 1302 01:16:10,708 --> 01:16:12,500 I'm sorry. 1303 01:16:12,708 --> 01:16:15,042 I wanted to unite with you, 1304 01:16:15,250 --> 01:16:17,042 but so strong. 1305 01:16:17,250 --> 01:16:19,333 So strong, strong, strong. 1306 01:16:22,792 --> 01:16:25,917 Your controller is talking to you. 1307 01:16:26,125 --> 01:16:27,792 On behalf of the captain, 1308 01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:29,792 our train will be rerouted 1309 01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:31,875 towards Brest. 1310 01:16:32,083 --> 01:16:33,875 It's not possible. 1311 01:16:35,792 --> 01:16:37,833 For all complaints, 1312 01:16:38,042 --> 01:16:39,333 contact Michaud. 1313 01:16:39,542 --> 01:16:41,750 Jacques-Yves, they are talking about you! 1314 01:16:41,958 --> 01:16:43,542 It's him, it's Michaud! 1315 01:16:43,750 --> 01:16:45,917 It's him ! Michaud! 1316 01:16:46,125 --> 01:16:48,542 [all] Michaud! Michaud! 1317 01:16:48,750 --> 01:16:50,167 Michaud! Michaud! 1318 01:16:50,375 --> 01:16:53,417 Michaud! Michaud! Michaud! 1319 01:16:53,625 --> 01:16:55,500 To apologize of this setback, 1320 01:16:55,708 --> 01:16:58,458 we offer you a musical moment. 1321 01:16:58,667 --> 01:17:04,625 [Hi that's cool: "Les Fleurs"] 1322 01:17:57,875 --> 01:17:59,125 Go on ! 1323 01:18:03,333 --> 01:18:04,583 Come on, Antoine. 1324 01:18:04,792 --> 01:18:06,333 We still have a hike. 1325 01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:09,583 Go for it, I regain my strength and I arrive. 1326 01:18:10,792 --> 01:18:15,333 [groovy music] 1327 01:18:36,375 --> 01:18:39,542 This is the kind of thing that puts your ass on the ground. 1328 01:18:39,750 --> 01:18:41,500 Where is your stuff? 1329 01:18:41,708 --> 01:18:43,625 Eh ? 1330 01:18:43,833 --> 01:18:46,125 You should know where are your pants. 1331 01:18:47,167 --> 01:18:49,042 What's this, what the hell on this train? 1332 01:18:49,250 --> 01:18:50,917 It's ... uh ... 1333 01:18:51,125 --> 01:18:52,167 Michaud? 1334 01:18:52,375 --> 01:18:53,417 What are you doing here? 1335 01:18:53,625 --> 01:18:54,750 I am going to tell you. 1336 01:18:54,958 --> 01:18:57,750 I got the situation under control. Without me, it would have been a mess. 1337 01:18:57,958 --> 01:18:59,875 I challenged a bunch of thugs 1338 01:19:00,083 --> 01:19:02,083 who vandalized the train. 1339 01:19:02,292 --> 01:19:05,417 Get out of there! They are several. 1340 01:19:05,625 --> 01:19:08,375 One two three four. 1341 01:19:08,583 --> 01:19:10,250 Look, it's teeming. 1342 01:19:10,458 --> 01:19:12,167 - Five six. - Michaud. 1343 01:19:12,375 --> 01:19:13,958 Your thugs are children. 1344 01:19:14,167 --> 01:19:16,167 - You don't know them. - Where are the parents? 1345 01:19:16,375 --> 01:19:20,042 - They weren't alone on the train. - There are no parents. 1346 01:19:20,250 --> 01:19:25,167 [groovy music] 1347 01:19:25,333 --> 01:19:27,917 I'm going that way, and you that way. 1348 01:19:28,125 --> 01:19:30,875 - OK, what are we looking for? - Shut up. 1349 01:19:31,083 --> 01:19:32,292 Excellent. 1350 01:19:44,833 --> 01:19:47,042 Edward, look at me. 1351 01:19:49,458 --> 01:19:50,333 Dad ! 1352 01:19:50,542 --> 01:19:51,875 Ah well. 1353 01:19:53,792 --> 01:19:56,625 You are there, I've been looking for you for 2 hours. 1354 01:19:56,833 --> 01:19:59,542 You are unconscious to leave like that! 1355 01:19:59,750 --> 01:20:01,917 Do you know these children? 1356 01:20:02,125 --> 01:20:04,042 I am his father and I am responsible 1357 01:20:04,250 --> 01:20:05,417 of all the others. 1358 01:20:05,625 --> 01:20:07,125 Where were you ? 1359 01:20:07,333 --> 01:20:08,583 It's him. 1360 01:20:08,792 --> 01:20:10,708 - He locked us up. - What ? 1361 01:20:12,583 --> 01:20:15,125 - You kidnapped them? - But no... 1362 01:20:15,333 --> 01:20:18,000 - I kept them from harming. - Calm down ! 1363 01:20:18,208 --> 01:20:20,708 - Michaud, explain yourself. - We are listening to you. 1364 01:20:20,917 --> 01:20:22,458 What did you do to the kids? 1365 01:20:22,667 --> 01:20:24,458 Sir, no scandal! 1366 01:20:25,333 --> 01:20:27,167 Come this way. Follow me. 1367 01:20:39,208 --> 01:20:40,458 Accompanied or not, 1368 01:20:40,667 --> 01:20:42,458 they turned my train over. 1369 01:20:42,667 --> 01:20:44,083 He scores a point. 1370 01:20:44,292 --> 01:20:45,917 - It's not them. - It's not them. 1371 01:20:46,125 --> 01:20:47,875 - So who is it ? - Who is it ? 1372 01:20:48,833 --> 01:20:49,667 It's me. 1373 01:20:49,875 --> 01:20:50,792 Yes Yes. 1374 01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:53,208 You soaped a car 1375 01:20:53,417 --> 01:20:55,958 to endanger passengers? - Yes. 1376 01:20:56,167 --> 01:20:57,500 I'm a crazy person. 1377 01:20:57,708 --> 01:20:59,792 - I'm afraid of nothing. - Hey oh! 1378 01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:01,042 Look at your badge. 1379 01:21:01,250 --> 01:21:02,542 Here, your cap. 1380 01:21:02,750 --> 01:21:03,667 I'm not fine ? 1381 01:21:03,875 --> 01:21:06,917 Do you want the sleeve? There it is. 1382 01:21:07,125 --> 01:21:09,292 - Here. - It damages itself. 1383 01:21:09,500 --> 01:21:11,500 Sir, calm down or we get you on board. 1384 01:21:11,708 --> 01:21:12,833 He's talking bullshit. 1385 01:21:13,042 --> 01:21:14,542 Look at the little one. 1386 01:21:14,750 --> 01:21:17,958 She made herself a costume with the curtain. 1387 01:21:18,583 --> 01:21:19,417 Did you do that? 1388 01:21:19,625 --> 01:21:21,125 It's incredible. 1389 01:21:21,333 --> 01:21:23,708 - Very good. - That's not the subject. 1390 01:21:37,292 --> 01:21:40,542 A host of people are ready to file a complaint. 1391 01:21:40,750 --> 01:21:42,917 Either way, it's not clear. 1392 01:21:43,500 --> 01:21:44,833 We'll call the police. 1393 01:21:45,042 --> 01:21:48,167 Notify parents of children and get this story straight. 1394 01:21:48,375 --> 01:21:50,375 - Here. - That's what you have to do. 1395 01:22:03,125 --> 01:22:06,333 You go after us, while he kidnapped the kids. 1396 01:22:06,542 --> 01:22:07,417 We dream ! 1397 01:22:07,625 --> 01:22:10,000 I am complaining elsewhere. 1398 01:22:10,542 --> 01:22:11,917 Kidnapping is the foundation. 1399 01:22:14,125 --> 01:22:17,500 I certify that this individual is no longer part of the house. 1400 01:22:18,500 --> 01:22:19,333 Here. 1401 01:22:19,542 --> 01:22:21,833 Hence my surprise. 1402 01:22:23,500 --> 01:22:26,208 Come on, I have my train to leave. I... 1403 01:22:39,833 --> 01:22:41,750 [sigh] 1404 01:22:49,625 --> 01:22:52,417 OK, two agents should be there 1405 01:22:52,625 --> 01:22:53,833 in ten minutes. 1406 01:22:54,042 --> 01:22:55,708 Stay there, Michaud. 1407 01:22:56,958 --> 01:22:59,417 I don't know if anyone can hear me. 1408 01:22:59,625 --> 01:23:01,333 Ladies and gentlemen, your attention. 1409 01:23:01,542 --> 01:23:05,083 - Passengers on track 4 ... - It's Pépouze. 1410 01:23:05,292 --> 01:23:06,833 ... will go on track 2. 1411 01:23:07,042 --> 01:23:11,583 And the travelers of track 2 will start on track 4. 1412 01:23:11,792 --> 01:23:15,042 Passengers on track 1 1413 01:23:15,250 --> 01:23:17,458 must go to track 2. 1414 01:23:17,667 --> 01:23:19,750 What the fuck is this? 1415 01:23:19,958 --> 01:23:21,583 Go stop this for me. 1416 01:23:22,875 --> 01:23:24,417 Little mistake. 1417 01:23:24,625 --> 01:23:27,667 These are the travelers of track 4 which will leave track 1. 1418 01:23:27,875 --> 01:23:29,333 Passengers on track 2 1419 01:23:29,542 --> 01:23:33,333 must go to track 4. Track 3 travelers 1420 01:23:33,542 --> 01:23:36,583 must go to lane 2. 1421 01:23:36,792 --> 01:23:39,625 Small additional indication. 1422 01:23:39,833 --> 01:23:42,292 - It's incredible. - Enough to ? 1423 01:23:42,500 --> 01:23:44,542 When you think about it all It's for me. 1424 01:23:44,750 --> 01:23:46,417 He's a dingo, this Seb. 1425 01:23:46,625 --> 01:23:49,083 Sir ! Open that door! 1426 01:23:49,625 --> 01:23:50,500 Must open, there! 1427 01:23:51,417 --> 01:23:53,333 Warning warning. 1428 01:23:53,542 --> 01:23:54,958 Notice to all passengers. 1429 01:23:55,167 --> 01:23:59,292 All train departures are advanced by 10 min. 1430 01:24:00,125 --> 01:24:01,667 Euvrard, de Witte, 1431 01:24:01,875 --> 01:24:03,958 go and inform travelers. 1432 01:24:04,167 --> 01:24:06,708 It does not bother you to ride on my daughter? 1433 01:24:06,917 --> 01:24:09,750 - Sorry, I didn't see her. - I hadn't seen, yeah, yeah. 1434 01:24:09,958 --> 01:24:13,125 [angry crowd hubbub] 1435 01:24:13,333 --> 01:24:15,250 We didn't ring your bells. 1436 01:24:15,458 --> 01:24:17,667 But it's not okay! She is sick ! 1437 01:24:17,875 --> 01:24:19,125 Pushes you ! 1438 01:24:24,833 --> 01:24:27,875 She is sick ! Who does she think she is? 1439 01:24:28,083 --> 01:24:30,792 You stay there, okay? 1440 01:24:31,500 --> 01:24:33,958 - Okay, kids, let's go. - No no ! 1441 01:24:34,167 --> 01:24:36,542 No, he told us not to move. 1442 01:24:37,000 --> 01:24:37,875 Oh yeah ? 1443 01:24:38,583 --> 01:24:40,417 Otherwise what are you going to do? 1444 01:24:40,625 --> 01:24:42,833 We can get over it. 1445 01:24:43,375 --> 01:24:45,125 You have a problem aggressiveness. 1446 01:24:45,333 --> 01:24:46,583 You have two seconds to go. 1447 01:24:46,792 --> 01:24:49,708 -People like you ... - One. 1448 01:24:52,375 --> 01:24:55,667 [laughs] 1449 01:24:56,708 --> 01:24:58,083 Come on. 1450 01:24:58,542 --> 01:25:01,667 - ... will be on arrival. Or not. - Sir ! 1451 01:25:02,250 --> 01:25:04,750 There you go, thank you 1452 01:25:04,958 --> 01:25:09,125 of your attention. We wish you a good trip. 1453 01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:13,708 Sir, open the door! 1454 01:25:13,917 --> 01:25:17,292 - Sir, open! - Be reasonable, open up. 1455 01:25:17,500 --> 01:25:19,042 Come out, sir. 1456 01:25:19,250 --> 01:25:21,500 It's good, I surrender. 1457 01:25:21,708 --> 01:25:24,417 - We don't have any handcuffs. - There are no handcuffs. 1458 01:25:24,833 --> 01:25:26,625 Advance in front of us. 1459 01:25:26,833 --> 01:25:28,125 Do not move. 1460 01:25:28,833 --> 01:25:30,500 It was so funny! 1461 01:25:30,708 --> 01:25:32,625 The controller was terrified. 1462 01:25:32,833 --> 01:25:34,292 He left like that. 1463 01:25:34,500 --> 01:25:35,875 Too strong. 1464 01:25:36,792 --> 01:25:38,000 He was more clever. 1465 01:25:38,208 --> 01:25:40,667 - You both have a good time. - Yeah. 1466 01:25:40,875 --> 01:25:43,583 You had a blast in the train. 1467 01:25:43,792 --> 01:25:45,542 [together] Yeah, serious. 1468 01:25:46,292 --> 01:25:50,083 Here. For all the bullshit what you did on the train. 1469 01:25:50,292 --> 01:25:51,625 And France-England, 1470 01:25:51,833 --> 01:25:54,458 it will be with me. - I know, yeah. 1471 01:25:55,083 --> 01:25:58,208 I understand you are getting a divorce. Mom is leaving us. 1472 01:25:58,417 --> 01:26:01,042 What ? What is this story ? Not at all. 1473 01:26:01,250 --> 01:26:03,500 With mom, we love each other like crazy. 1474 01:26:03,708 --> 01:26:04,625 Yeah, but ... 1475 01:26:04,833 --> 01:26:06,917 Never do you hear? 1476 01:26:07,125 --> 01:26:08,125 - OKAY. - Pépouze! 1477 01:26:09,792 --> 01:26:10,625 So ? 1478 01:26:10,833 --> 01:26:12,917 600 bullets, anyway. 1479 01:26:13,125 --> 01:26:16,958 For misuse sworn material 1480 01:26:17,167 --> 01:26:19,583 for outrageous purposes. 1481 01:26:20,167 --> 01:26:21,875 I'll keep that one. 1482 01:26:22,458 --> 01:26:23,667 Lets' go. 1483 01:26:26,042 --> 01:26:29,625 Children, here we go. Just one last thing. 1484 01:26:29,833 --> 01:26:32,042 This whole story remains between us. 1485 01:26:32,250 --> 01:26:34,583 If your parents learn that we missed the train, 1486 01:26:34,792 --> 01:26:37,125 I tell them all your nonsense. Including ? 1487 01:26:37,333 --> 01:26:39,375 Does anyone have a problem? 1488 01:26:39,583 --> 01:26:40,792 I did not hear. 1489 01:26:41,000 --> 01:26:42,875 [all] No, Benjamin. 1490 01:26:43,083 --> 01:26:44,208 OKAY. Let's go. 1491 01:26:44,417 --> 01:26:47,125 - Have you spoken to Vlad? - No. 1492 01:26:47,333 --> 01:26:48,750 With his mother, we ... 1493 01:26:49,125 --> 01:26:51,375 We want to do it on his return. 1494 01:26:52,958 --> 01:26:56,542 If you need what whatever, I'm a doctor. 1495 01:26:58,583 --> 01:27:00,583 I wanted to say well done. 1496 01:27:00,792 --> 01:27:03,250 The organization is great. 1497 01:27:04,875 --> 01:27:06,500 You don't want to understand. 1498 01:27:06,708 --> 01:27:08,708 We don't know Seb. 1499 01:27:08,917 --> 01:27:10,250 [to laugh] 1500 01:27:10,458 --> 01:27:13,500 It's not a bachelor party. 1501 01:27:13,708 --> 01:27:14,708 Yeah, I love it. 1502 01:27:14,917 --> 01:27:17,500 I love. Really funny. 1503 01:27:21,542 --> 01:27:22,708 [phone] 1504 01:27:24,833 --> 01:27:26,208 It's Marie. 1505 01:27:26,917 --> 01:27:27,792 Hello ? 1506 01:27:28,000 --> 01:27:30,542 Hi Dad. Have you arrived safely? 1507 01:27:30,750 --> 01:27:34,125 Obviously. We were on a train nothing can happen. 1508 01:27:34,333 --> 01:27:37,042 No, but I was worried. 1509 01:27:37,250 --> 01:27:40,167 Stop, I'm here. You manage everything on your own, 1510 01:27:40,375 --> 01:27:43,667 I haven't always been there, but trust me. 1511 01:27:43,875 --> 01:27:45,458 Let me catch up. 1512 01:27:45,667 --> 01:27:47,500 Have a good time 1513 01:27:47,708 --> 01:27:50,292 I manage. Everyone is waiting for me, I leave you. 1514 01:27:50,500 --> 01:27:53,375 - I kiss you. - Me too. I'll call you back. 1515 01:27:55,583 --> 01:27:56,792 But Pépouze. 1516 01:27:57,000 --> 01:28:00,417 We won't lie to mom anymore when will we tag the metro? 1517 01:28:00,625 --> 01:28:02,417 Yes. Uh no ! 1518 01:28:03,750 --> 01:28:05,083 She doesn't have to know. 1519 01:28:06,708 --> 01:28:08,000 I go up, I imagine. 1520 01:28:08,208 --> 01:28:11,250 No no. Seb arrives. 1521 01:28:11,458 --> 01:28:13,125 - Cool. - You're waiting there. 1522 01:28:13,333 --> 01:28:14,417 There, okay. 1523 01:28:25,708 --> 01:28:32,708 [Blondie: "Atomic"] 1524 01:29:17,875 --> 01:29:21,208 [a vehicle passes] 1525 01:32:17,042 --> 01:32:20,042 Subtitling: ECLAIR VandA 101430

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