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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:54,052 --> 00:00:56,221 * Whoo, hoo, hoo, hoo * 3 00:00:56,222 --> 00:00:58,823 * Whoo, hoo, hoo, hoo * 4 00:00:58,824 --> 00:00:59,824 * Whoo, hoo, hoo, hoo * 5 00:00:59,825 --> 00:01:02,060 * I wasn't feeling low * 6 00:01:02,061 --> 00:01:04,295 * I wasn't feeling high * 7 00:01:04,296 --> 00:01:06,964 * Baby kept me up all night * 8 00:01:06,965 --> 00:01:09,366 * He kept me up all night * 9 00:01:09,367 --> 00:01:12,036 * And I gotta get goin', I gotta get goin' * 10 00:01:12,037 --> 00:01:15,908 * I gotta get goin' before the morning light * 11 00:01:19,411 --> 00:01:24,115 * I wasn't up for games of who's wrong or right * 12 00:01:24,116 --> 00:01:26,851 * And baby, when you put up a fight, 13 00:01:26,852 --> 00:01:29,187 you kept me up all night * 14 00:01:29,188 --> 00:01:31,756 * And I gotta get goin', I gotta get goin', 15 00:01:31,757 --> 00:01:36,596 I gotta goin' back onto my home * 16 00:01:38,596 --> 00:01:41,167 Damn. 17 00:01:43,402 --> 00:01:45,803 * Whoo, hoo, hoo, hoo * 18 00:01:45,804 --> 00:01:48,983 * Whoo, hoo, hoo, hoo * 19 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:11,863 * Whoo, hoo, hoo, hoo * 20 00:02:11,864 --> 00:02:13,666 * Whoo, hoo, hoo, hoo * 21 00:02:22,574 --> 00:02:24,108 Hey. 22 00:02:24,109 --> 00:02:25,646 Hey. 23 00:02:28,646 --> 00:02:29,614 Ouch. 24 00:02:29,615 --> 00:02:30,681 Yeah. 25 00:02:30,682 --> 00:02:31,516 Yeah. 26 00:02:31,517 --> 00:02:32,917 You know, I... 27 00:02:32,918 --> 00:02:37,022 I left my car at the bar, so... 28 00:02:38,022 --> 00:02:38,824 Wow. 29 00:02:39,024 --> 00:02:40,391 Really? - Yeah. 30 00:02:40,392 --> 00:02:43,093 Pretty sure I was in no position to drive. 31 00:02:43,094 --> 00:02:44,596 Yeah, well, I'm... 32 00:02:44,597 --> 00:02:47,097 a little fuzzy on that part myself. 33 00:02:47,098 --> 00:02:48,900 Yeah. 34 00:02:48,901 --> 00:02:51,835 Okay, I'll... 35 00:02:51,836 --> 00:02:53,437 I'll take ya back there. 36 00:02:53,438 --> 00:02:56,207 Or, you know, I could just call a cab if... 37 00:02:56,208 --> 00:02:58,109 That's okay. 38 00:02:58,110 --> 00:02:59,616 I'll take ya back there. 39 00:03:04,616 --> 00:03:06,955 Thanks. 40 00:03:25,037 --> 00:03:26,604 Kelly? 41 00:03:31,543 --> 00:03:33,450 Kimberly. 42 00:03:39,450 --> 00:03:40,585 Ready? 43 00:03:40,586 --> 00:03:44,222 Hun? 44 00:03:44,223 --> 00:03:47,797 Well, this is not ideal. 45 00:04:14,186 --> 00:04:16,855 * Oh yeah * 46 00:04:18,857 --> 00:04:20,891 * Don't leave me hangin' * 47 00:04:20,892 --> 00:04:22,826 * Like you don't care * 48 00:04:22,827 --> 00:04:26,865 * Last night was bangin', but now, we're goin' nowhere * 49 00:04:39,444 --> 00:04:41,612 * You think it's easy 50 00:04:41,613 --> 00:04:43,448 to live in my skin * 51 00:04:43,449 --> 00:04:46,083 * You wouldn't tease me if you, if you knew 52 00:04:46,084 --> 00:04:47,920 where I've been * 53 00:04:52,057 --> 00:04:55,693 What do you think, man? 54 00:04:55,694 --> 00:04:56,893 Fuck! 55 00:04:56,894 --> 00:04:59,129 Cock suckin' motherfuckin' bullshit! 56 00:04:59,130 --> 00:05:00,097 Don't be that guy. 57 00:05:00,098 --> 00:05:01,733 No, I'm gonna be that guy. 58 00:05:07,238 --> 00:05:10,340 * Gonna buy you a diamond ring * 59 00:05:10,341 --> 00:05:15,278 * And if that honkin' jerk don't stop * 60 00:05:15,279 --> 00:05:17,814 * Mamma's gonna pop a cap in his mother... * 61 00:05:17,815 --> 00:05:19,350 You know what, buddy? 62 00:05:19,351 --> 00:05:22,886 I got a poopy diaper in here and no wipes, all right? 63 00:05:22,887 --> 00:05:24,523 Think I got it worse off. 64 00:05:36,668 --> 00:05:39,504 Move! 65 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:42,106 I love you, honey, but if you would sleep home 66 00:05:42,107 --> 00:05:44,708 one night instead of staying at his house, 67 00:05:44,709 --> 00:05:53,917 you would be here helping me instead of me... 68 00:05:53,918 --> 00:05:55,285 I did. 69 00:05:55,286 --> 00:05:57,487 Okay, that sounds good. 70 00:05:57,488 --> 00:05:58,524 Tonight? 71 00:06:05,730 --> 00:06:07,799 * Head, shoulders, knees and toes * 72 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:09,400 Mom, he's on my side! 73 00:06:09,401 --> 00:06:11,802 She's lying, I'm not touching. 74 00:06:11,803 --> 00:06:12,804 I'm not touching! 75 00:06:12,805 --> 00:06:14,104 Stop it! 76 00:06:14,105 --> 00:06:15,840 You guys, cool down, you two, cool it. 77 00:06:15,841 --> 00:06:16,974 Do not make me come back there. 78 00:06:16,975 --> 00:06:18,676 I didn't even do anything. 79 00:06:18,677 --> 00:06:20,677 Okay, please, honey, stop with the crying! 80 00:06:20,678 --> 00:06:22,112 Stop picking on me! 81 00:06:22,113 --> 00:06:23,414 You know what, if you guys can't sit still for 20 minutes, 82 00:06:23,415 --> 00:06:24,881 I'm turning the car around. 83 00:06:24,882 --> 00:06:25,817 That's what we're doing, I'm turning around. 84 00:06:26,017 --> 00:06:26,657 We're not going. 85 00:06:26,785 --> 00:06:27,951 Yeah, right. 86 00:06:27,952 --> 00:06:29,386 We're not even going anywhere. 87 00:06:29,387 --> 00:06:31,254 There's just millions of cars in our way. 88 00:06:31,255 --> 00:06:32,925 You lost that one. 89 00:07:00,786 --> 00:07:01,518 What the... 90 00:07:01,519 --> 00:07:02,686 I need to... 91 00:07:02,687 --> 00:07:03,453 Go ahead. 92 00:07:03,454 --> 00:07:04,770 No, what were you saying? 93 00:07:04,988 --> 00:07:07,725 I was just wonderin' what the hell was goin' on here. 94 00:07:07,726 --> 00:07:09,601 Torture. 95 00:07:16,368 --> 00:07:17,368 What are you doing? 96 00:07:17,369 --> 00:07:18,302 Gettin' comfortable. 97 00:07:18,303 --> 00:07:19,270 You can't do that. 98 00:07:19,271 --> 00:07:20,371 What if we start to move? 99 00:07:20,372 --> 00:07:21,272 We're not goin' anywhere. 100 00:07:21,273 --> 00:07:22,205 But what if we start to? 101 00:07:22,206 --> 00:07:22,740 Well, then I'll go! 102 00:07:22,940 --> 00:07:26,576 I need to... 103 00:07:26,577 --> 00:07:28,746 I just really need to not be here right now. 104 00:07:28,747 --> 00:07:30,280 Yeah, well... 105 00:07:30,281 --> 00:07:32,850 if you woulda snuck out like any decent one night stand, 106 00:07:32,851 --> 00:07:34,586 we wouldn't be, right? 107 00:07:41,425 --> 00:07:43,393 I can feel you staring, you know. 108 00:07:43,394 --> 00:07:45,797 Sorry. 109 00:07:49,334 --> 00:07:50,701 This is ridiculous. 110 00:07:50,702 --> 00:07:53,175 Everyone's turning off their engines. 111 00:07:58,175 --> 00:08:00,714 There better be a big wreck up there. 112 00:08:02,714 --> 00:08:04,314 What did you just say? 113 00:08:04,315 --> 00:08:05,616 What, if my time's being wasted, 114 00:08:05,617 --> 00:08:09,587 I'd like it to be for a good reason. 115 00:08:09,588 --> 00:08:12,722 Oh, you are kinda dark. 116 00:08:12,723 --> 00:08:16,059 What, a little twisted up metal never hurt anyone. 117 00:08:16,060 --> 00:08:19,429 No, I'm actually pretty sure that that is the exact 118 00:08:19,430 --> 00:08:22,266 type of thing that hurts people. 119 00:08:22,267 --> 00:08:24,135 It's just that there's nothing worse than 120 00:08:24,136 --> 00:08:26,537 when traffic lifts for no reason. 121 00:08:26,538 --> 00:08:28,205 Except for maybe, you know, wishing somebody 122 00:08:28,206 --> 00:08:29,607 getting in a car accident. 123 00:08:29,608 --> 00:08:30,741 There's that. 124 00:08:30,742 --> 00:08:32,442 Is it so wrong to want a little evidence 125 00:08:32,443 --> 00:08:34,278 to justify all this as opposed to, 126 00:08:34,279 --> 00:08:36,580 "Oh, you're just freed up", and you don't even know why 127 00:08:36,581 --> 00:08:38,181 you were stuck in the first place. 128 00:08:38,182 --> 00:08:40,383 I'm sorry, but a giant fire would make it 129 00:08:40,384 --> 00:08:42,753 at least worthwhile. 130 00:08:42,754 --> 00:08:46,389 Okay. 131 00:08:46,390 --> 00:08:49,062 There's gotta be a science behind traffic, right? 132 00:08:51,062 --> 00:08:52,729 Don't ya think? 133 00:08:52,730 --> 00:08:55,499 No, I don't. 134 00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:59,403 I do, a lot, actually. 135 00:08:59,404 --> 00:09:01,305 You know, it's like, none of that makes sense, 136 00:09:01,306 --> 00:09:03,474 you know, like it kinda... 137 00:09:03,475 --> 00:09:05,375 Kick off your shoes, it's gonna be awhile, 138 00:09:05,376 --> 00:09:07,077 and talk to your neighbor, and please, 139 00:09:07,078 --> 00:09:09,245 keep the road rage to a minimum, folks. 140 00:09:09,246 --> 00:09:12,282 It's a fucking Sunday, people! 141 00:09:12,283 --> 00:09:15,319 Heading north down to the south bound 406 double lane road. 142 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:16,988 Both directions, all the way up the highway 143 00:09:16,989 --> 00:09:18,321 and down the interstate. 144 00:09:18,322 --> 00:09:20,124 Turns out, sorry, there is no reason, 145 00:09:20,125 --> 00:09:22,994 but, as soon as we hear... 146 00:09:22,995 --> 00:09:25,696 It can't just be cause of some guy who slams 147 00:09:25,697 --> 00:09:27,831 on his brakes to stare at some ducks, 148 00:09:27,832 --> 00:09:30,267 or 'cause he spills a Slurpee on himself. 149 00:09:30,268 --> 00:09:31,828 There's gotta be a mathematical equation 150 00:09:32,004 --> 00:09:33,771 to all of this, right? 151 00:09:33,772 --> 00:09:35,773 I think about guys who get into the carpool lane, 152 00:09:35,774 --> 00:09:37,307 even though that's going slower than 153 00:09:37,308 --> 00:09:40,143 the normal traffic. 154 00:09:40,144 --> 00:09:41,479 Makes no sense. 155 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:42,879 Oh, my God, there better be a dead body up there, 156 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:44,949 because I just can't take this anymore. 157 00:09:44,950 --> 00:09:46,082 Now, somebody has to die? 158 00:09:46,083 --> 00:09:47,652 Yeah, they do, thanks to you. 159 00:09:47,653 --> 00:09:48,820 Why don't we just go all the way and just say 160 00:09:49,020 --> 00:09:50,821 somebody loses their head. 161 00:09:50,822 --> 00:09:51,922 That'll be fun. 162 00:09:51,923 --> 00:09:53,556 Put that out in the world. 163 00:09:53,557 --> 00:09:56,400 Somebody gets decapitated, so it'll be worth your time. 164 00:09:59,364 --> 00:10:02,199 There's something seriously wrong with you. 165 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:05,702 We have that in common. 166 00:10:05,703 --> 00:10:07,904 It's true. 167 00:10:07,905 --> 00:10:08,939 Totally true. 168 00:10:08,940 --> 00:10:10,608 What's that? 169 00:10:10,609 --> 00:10:12,188 Oh, you know, it's just easier 170 00:10:13,010 --> 00:10:16,881 to have sex with a stranger than converse with one. 171 00:10:18,115 --> 00:10:19,282 What? 172 00:10:19,283 --> 00:10:21,051 You want me deep inside you? 173 00:10:21,052 --> 00:10:23,119 I want you inside me so deep. 174 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:24,354 Yeah? 175 00:10:24,355 --> 00:10:25,189 Oh. 176 00:10:25,190 --> 00:10:26,257 Give it to me. 177 00:10:26,258 --> 00:10:27,925 You give it to me. 178 00:10:27,926 --> 00:10:29,793 Wait. 179 00:10:29,794 --> 00:10:31,362 Don't you want me to give it to you? 180 00:10:31,363 --> 00:10:33,196 Yeah, yeah, just put it in already. 181 00:10:33,197 --> 00:10:33,765 Okay, okay. 182 00:10:33,965 --> 00:10:35,132 Okay. 183 00:10:35,133 --> 00:10:36,934 You like that? 184 00:10:39,937 --> 00:10:41,705 You're screwing the blanket. 185 00:10:41,706 --> 00:10:43,807 What? 186 00:10:43,808 --> 00:10:44,808 Good try. 187 00:10:46,778 --> 00:10:49,213 I can't feel anything with this thing on. 188 00:10:49,214 --> 00:10:52,249 Okay, I told you you couldn't get it in. 189 00:10:52,250 --> 00:10:54,152 I guess that is what she said. 190 00:11:17,008 --> 00:11:19,343 Well, I guess they don't call it a one night stand 191 00:11:19,344 --> 00:11:22,646 and the morning after for a reason, right? 192 00:11:22,647 --> 00:11:24,515 What are you doing? 193 00:11:26,384 --> 00:11:29,187 Fuck. 194 00:11:31,423 --> 00:11:33,224 Do you need any help? 195 00:11:33,225 --> 00:11:34,625 I'm fine. 196 00:11:36,227 --> 00:11:37,894 I'm fine. 197 00:11:37,895 --> 00:11:39,663 Oh, man, that's nasty. 198 00:11:42,734 --> 00:11:43,868 What is she doing? 199 00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:45,669 You let that all out, honey. 200 00:11:48,005 --> 00:11:49,639 Fuckin' bullshit! 201 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:50,874 You disappoint me. 202 00:11:50,875 --> 00:11:52,139 You're better than that. 203 00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:09,859 If it's any consolation, I have that affect 204 00:12:09,860 --> 00:12:12,562 on all women. 205 00:12:12,563 --> 00:12:15,532 You don't have to try to be charming or... 206 00:12:15,533 --> 00:12:17,301 funny right now. 207 00:12:17,302 --> 00:12:19,910 I'm perfectly fine. 208 00:12:49,067 --> 00:12:51,268 Are you sure I can't do anything? 209 00:12:51,269 --> 00:12:53,085 I'm fine! 210 00:13:07,085 --> 00:13:09,052 Nothing came out by the way. 211 00:13:09,053 --> 00:13:11,927 Just... 212 00:13:15,927 --> 00:13:18,762 * I'm starting any day * 213 00:13:18,763 --> 00:13:20,298 * At last * 214 00:13:23,244 --> 00:13:25,034 * Baby, please, come with me * 215 00:13:25,035 --> 00:13:26,970 * I've had enough of fantasy * 216 00:13:26,971 --> 00:13:29,038 * But maybe if I promise you * 217 00:13:29,039 --> 00:13:31,242 * A promise is enough for you * 218 00:13:31,243 --> 00:13:32,176 * I'll be back * 219 00:13:32,177 --> 00:13:33,643 * I won't wait * 220 00:13:33,644 --> 00:13:34,744 So... 221 00:13:34,745 --> 00:13:36,113 what's the verdict? 222 00:13:36,114 --> 00:13:40,050 'Cause it looks like we have quite the hung jury. 223 00:13:40,051 --> 00:13:41,719 You are so sexy. 224 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:43,052 * I've had another fantasy * 225 00:13:43,053 --> 00:13:44,687 * But maybe if I promise you * 226 00:13:44,688 --> 00:13:47,291 * A promise is enough for you * 227 00:13:47,292 --> 00:13:49,961 You've been naughty. 228 00:13:57,124 --> 00:13:58,335 * Another fantasy * 229 00:13:58,336 --> 00:14:00,170 * But maybe if I promise you * 230 00:14:00,171 --> 00:14:01,571 Want some of this? 231 00:14:01,572 --> 00:14:02,773 Oh, yeah. 232 00:14:02,774 --> 00:14:03,907 Come here. 233 00:14:03,908 --> 00:14:06,076 Come get me. 234 00:14:10,347 --> 00:14:14,051 * Whoo hoo, whoo hoo, whoo hoo, whoo hoo * 235 00:14:14,052 --> 00:14:15,585 Come here. 236 00:14:15,586 --> 00:14:16,654 Yeah? 237 00:14:26,364 --> 00:14:28,399 Don't leave any marks! 238 00:14:31,135 --> 00:14:32,369 I'm serious! 239 00:14:32,370 --> 00:14:35,840 All right, all right. 240 00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:46,582 Oh, look what I found. 241 00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:47,583 Ding-ding. 242 00:14:47,985 --> 00:14:49,085 Sexy time! 243 00:14:49,086 --> 00:14:50,521 Just put it in me. 244 00:14:50,522 --> 00:14:52,756 Okay. 245 00:14:56,794 --> 00:14:58,061 You want me to fuck you? 246 00:14:58,062 --> 00:15:00,565 No, I want you to do my taxes. 247 00:15:07,972 --> 00:15:08,973 What? 248 00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:11,075 You want me deep inside you? 249 00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:12,909 I want you inside me so deep. 250 00:15:12,910 --> 00:15:14,077 Yeah? 251 00:15:14,078 --> 00:15:15,178 Oh. 252 00:15:15,179 --> 00:15:16,312 Give it to me. 253 00:15:16,313 --> 00:15:19,583 You give it to me. 254 00:15:22,419 --> 00:15:25,955 So, you're a florist, right? 255 00:15:25,956 --> 00:15:27,758 Attorney. 256 00:15:27,759 --> 00:15:29,093 Right. 257 00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:31,798 It's a shame, I really like flowers. 258 00:15:33,798 --> 00:15:36,800 To think I could be sitting in a cab right now. 259 00:15:36,801 --> 00:15:38,134 You're such a nice guy. 260 00:15:38,135 --> 00:15:39,135 Wow. 261 00:15:39,136 --> 00:15:40,537 I'm sorry. 262 00:15:40,538 --> 00:15:42,272 No, I'm... I'm just impressed that you 263 00:15:42,273 --> 00:15:44,374 remembered my name. 264 00:15:44,375 --> 00:15:46,877 You were more sober than I thought. 265 00:15:46,878 --> 00:15:48,077 Was I? 266 00:15:48,078 --> 00:15:49,812 Yeah, 'cause... 267 00:15:49,813 --> 00:15:52,018 oh, you just meant, guy, like I'm a guy. 268 00:15:52,727 --> 00:15:53,938 No, 'cause that's my... 269 00:15:53,952 --> 00:15:54,984 Right, Guy! 270 00:15:54,985 --> 00:15:55,619 Yeah. 271 00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:56,286 Guy. 272 00:15:56,287 --> 00:15:59,089 See how that worked? 273 00:15:59,090 --> 00:16:00,758 Well, I guess I just got lucky with that one. 274 00:16:00,759 --> 00:16:02,130 It happens. 275 00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:07,464 It's a pleasure to meet you. 276 00:16:07,465 --> 00:16:09,066 Oh. 277 00:16:09,067 --> 00:16:10,834 Sara. 278 00:16:10,835 --> 00:16:12,036 Sara. 279 00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:13,670 Sara. 280 00:16:13,671 --> 00:16:16,340 Oh. 281 00:16:16,341 --> 00:16:20,476 So, what kind of an attorney are you, Sara? 282 00:16:20,477 --> 00:16:23,547 I do international, commercial arbitration. 283 00:16:23,548 --> 00:16:24,715 Oh, cool. 284 00:16:24,716 --> 00:16:27,417 What jurisdiction? 285 00:16:27,418 --> 00:16:28,819 You have no idea what I do. 286 00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:29,853 Nope, not in the slightest. 287 00:16:29,854 --> 00:16:32,056 No. 288 00:16:32,057 --> 00:16:33,389 I deal with dispute resolution over 289 00:16:33,390 --> 00:16:36,793 international sale of goods. 290 00:16:36,794 --> 00:16:38,162 I'm an accountant. 291 00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:40,497 I do people's taxes. 292 00:16:40,498 --> 00:16:42,066 Well, that's easier. 293 00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:43,200 Yeah. 294 00:16:43,201 --> 00:16:44,201 To explain. 295 00:16:44,202 --> 00:16:46,873 Sure, I know what you meant. 296 00:16:48,873 --> 00:16:52,142 I think I hired a lawyer for a traffic ticket one time. 297 00:16:52,143 --> 00:16:53,777 Oh yeah, how'd that work out for ya? 298 00:16:53,778 --> 00:16:56,913 It was like 140 bucks for a 10 minute phone call. 299 00:16:56,914 --> 00:16:57,748 Really? - Yeah. 300 00:16:57,749 --> 00:16:59,082 You got off cheap. 301 00:16:59,083 --> 00:17:01,284 It was dismissed before you could even do anything. 302 00:17:01,285 --> 00:17:03,686 I woulda charged you double. 303 00:17:03,687 --> 00:17:05,255 Really? 304 00:17:05,256 --> 00:17:07,056 Just when I was likin' ya. 305 00:17:07,057 --> 00:17:08,725 Tell me you're being sarcastic. 306 00:17:08,726 --> 00:17:09,826 What can I say. 307 00:17:09,827 --> 00:17:12,695 You can take the girl out of Brooklyn, but... 308 00:17:12,696 --> 00:17:13,765 Brooklyn? 309 00:17:14,531 --> 00:17:15,699 I like Brooklyn. 310 00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:17,133 I think I have some family up there. 311 00:17:17,134 --> 00:17:18,936 Yeah, everybody does. 312 00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:26,276 I can't get it in. 313 00:17:26,277 --> 00:17:27,678 That's what she said. 314 00:17:27,679 --> 00:17:29,364 Oh my God, really, with that one? 315 00:17:30,013 --> 00:17:31,181 Whoops! 316 00:17:31,182 --> 00:17:33,049 You're leanin' on my doorbell. 317 00:17:33,050 --> 00:17:34,050 Wow. 318 00:17:35,019 --> 00:17:37,187 Look at that. 319 00:17:37,188 --> 00:17:41,057 The city is gorgeous! 320 00:17:41,058 --> 00:17:42,992 Oh my gosh. 321 00:17:42,993 --> 00:17:45,962 I love the sound of ambulances. 322 00:17:45,963 --> 00:17:48,297 It's so soothing. 323 00:17:48,298 --> 00:17:52,069 Reminds me of home. 324 00:17:54,071 --> 00:17:57,607 Give me a tour. 325 00:17:57,608 --> 00:17:59,942 This is it. 326 00:17:59,943 --> 00:18:02,546 Oh, my God. 327 00:18:02,547 --> 00:18:05,249 Really? 328 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:08,755 Well, give it a whirl before ya judge. 329 00:18:10,755 --> 00:18:11,822 Oh. 330 00:18:11,823 --> 00:18:13,356 That's real money in there. 331 00:18:13,357 --> 00:18:17,193 Okay, this is awesome. 332 00:18:17,194 --> 00:18:19,563 Ooh, you play? 333 00:18:19,564 --> 00:18:21,698 Oh, yeah. 334 00:18:21,699 --> 00:18:24,934 Oh, oh... 335 00:18:24,935 --> 00:18:26,569 it's loud. 336 00:18:26,570 --> 00:18:28,604 Oh, sorry. 337 00:18:28,605 --> 00:18:30,574 And the neighbors. 338 00:18:30,575 --> 00:18:32,644 Oh. 339 00:18:36,346 --> 00:18:39,092 That is some hot ass music. 340 00:18:48,092 --> 00:18:50,028 Look at that. 341 00:18:51,028 --> 00:18:53,764 Where was this taken? 342 00:18:53,765 --> 00:18:55,499 That. 343 00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:59,670 That... 344 00:18:59,671 --> 00:19:01,006 I don't know. 345 00:19:02,006 --> 00:19:03,105 You don't know? 346 00:19:03,106 --> 00:19:04,775 I don't know, I have no idea. 347 00:19:04,776 --> 00:19:09,947 But, I prefer it that way, you know, 'cause then it's mine, 348 00:19:09,948 --> 00:19:11,782 wherever I want it to be. 349 00:19:17,188 --> 00:19:20,923 Yeah, but I would still wanna know, you know? 350 00:19:20,924 --> 00:19:22,925 It's in your home. 351 00:19:22,926 --> 00:19:23,893 Right. 352 00:19:23,894 --> 00:19:25,996 Ooh, old school, I love it. 353 00:19:25,997 --> 00:19:26,997 Can I play it low? 354 00:19:26,998 --> 00:19:28,364 Yeah. 355 00:19:28,365 --> 00:19:29,865 But you have to play it really low, please. 356 00:19:29,866 --> 00:19:31,546 Okay. 357 00:19:47,384 --> 00:19:51,721 Oh, oh, listen to that crackle. 358 00:19:51,722 --> 00:19:56,425 Oh, you just don't get that on nineteens, you know? 359 00:19:56,426 --> 00:19:59,695 Well, glad you appreciate it. 360 00:19:59,696 --> 00:20:02,132 Totally. 361 00:20:02,133 --> 00:20:03,200 How can you not, though? 362 00:20:03,201 --> 00:20:07,104 It's just so damn... 363 00:20:07,105 --> 00:20:08,373 sexy. 364 00:20:13,944 --> 00:20:15,645 Look at this place. 365 00:20:15,646 --> 00:20:17,848 You've done pretty good for yourself? 366 00:20:23,621 --> 00:20:27,923 This is like the softest carpet ever! 367 00:20:27,924 --> 00:20:29,028 This is amazing. 368 00:20:30,028 --> 00:20:33,396 Ooh. 369 00:20:33,397 --> 00:20:35,531 Oh, I love this carpet. 370 00:20:35,532 --> 00:20:38,868 I just wanna have sex with it. 371 00:20:38,869 --> 00:20:42,271 Where'd you say you were from again? 372 00:20:42,272 --> 00:20:45,342 Don't you think that we're way passed that 373 00:20:45,343 --> 00:20:48,812 get to know you chit chat phase, Greg? 374 00:20:48,813 --> 00:20:50,681 It's Guy. 375 00:20:50,682 --> 00:20:52,615 Still. 376 00:20:52,616 --> 00:20:55,919 You know, we just never got around to any of that. 377 00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:58,387 There's just one, teensy-weensy little thing 378 00:20:58,388 --> 00:21:00,723 you need to know about me. 379 00:21:00,724 --> 00:21:02,558 What's that? 380 00:21:02,559 --> 00:21:06,195 Are you gonna take me like this, 381 00:21:06,196 --> 00:21:09,766 or like this? 382 00:21:09,767 --> 00:21:10,801 Oh. 383 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:17,740 I'm gonna... 384 00:21:17,741 --> 00:21:19,375 I'm gonna... 385 00:21:19,376 --> 00:21:21,448 make us some drinks. 386 00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:25,315 Well, that works, too. 387 00:21:25,316 --> 00:21:31,054 I think I have vodka, a little bit of tequila. 388 00:21:31,055 --> 00:21:33,422 So... 389 00:21:33,423 --> 00:21:38,327 how many ladies have you had out on that balcony? 390 00:21:38,328 --> 00:21:41,631 That is none of your business. 391 00:21:41,632 --> 00:21:42,900 Zero. 392 00:21:44,167 --> 00:21:47,738 Okay. 393 00:21:47,739 --> 00:21:49,105 We're gonna do vodka. 394 00:21:49,106 --> 00:21:50,574 Just bring out the bottle. 395 00:21:50,575 --> 00:21:52,209 I don't need a fancy drink 396 00:21:52,210 --> 00:21:56,145 with a twist in it or anything like that. 397 00:21:56,146 --> 00:21:58,815 So, I have... 398 00:21:58,816 --> 00:22:01,284 cranberry and cranberry. 399 00:22:01,285 --> 00:22:03,620 I'm taking this carpet home with me. 400 00:22:03,621 --> 00:22:04,621 Right, okay. 401 00:22:04,622 --> 00:22:07,056 I will, too. 402 00:22:07,057 --> 00:22:08,458 You have really good taste. 403 00:22:08,459 --> 00:22:09,526 It's really neat in here. 404 00:22:09,527 --> 00:22:10,861 Are you sure you're not gay? 405 00:22:10,862 --> 00:22:14,432 You are makin' this very hard on me. 406 00:22:42,226 --> 00:22:43,125 I just... 407 00:22:43,126 --> 00:22:43,926 I need to use the... 408 00:22:43,994 --> 00:22:44,994 Me first. 409 00:23:33,310 --> 00:23:36,313 * Baby, I just got your message * 410 00:23:36,314 --> 00:23:38,315 * I heard you're feelin' restless * 411 00:23:38,316 --> 00:23:40,249 * Needing new adventures * 412 00:23:40,250 --> 00:23:42,285 * A more uncertain future * 413 00:23:42,286 --> 00:23:44,220 * This time count me out * 414 00:23:44,221 --> 00:23:50,428 * I'm better off without your doubts for now * 415 00:23:54,699 --> 00:23:55,397 Hey. 416 00:23:55,398 --> 00:23:58,735 Hey. 417 00:23:58,736 --> 00:24:01,403 You come here often? 418 00:24:01,404 --> 00:24:04,474 Well, I guess that depends on you, doesn't it? 419 00:24:10,580 --> 00:24:13,917 * Somewhere, something, someone * 420 00:24:16,443 --> 00:24:18,654 So, have you decided how you're gonna close 421 00:24:18,655 --> 00:24:19,757 this deal yet? 422 00:24:22,359 --> 00:24:24,060 Jury's still out on that. 423 00:24:26,029 --> 00:24:31,367 Oh, well, may I approach? 424 00:24:31,368 --> 00:24:32,969 You may. 425 00:24:32,970 --> 00:24:34,904 Okay. 426 00:24:34,905 --> 00:24:38,544 What did you have in mind? 427 00:24:39,544 --> 00:24:40,143 I just... 428 00:24:40,144 --> 00:24:42,679 oh. 429 00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:46,916 You are out of order, young lady. 430 00:24:46,917 --> 00:24:48,419 Okay. 431 00:24:50,421 --> 00:24:53,390 Still deliberating, I see. 432 00:24:53,391 --> 00:24:56,358 Yeah, this may take awhile. 433 00:24:56,359 --> 00:24:59,829 * Oh, promises are not for you * 434 00:25:01,499 --> 00:25:04,202 Work that thing like it's goin' out of style. 435 00:25:06,202 --> 00:25:08,807 Not a compliment. 436 00:25:10,807 --> 00:25:15,012 The long-term effect of texting can not be positive. 437 00:25:16,012 --> 00:25:17,980 What? 438 00:25:17,981 --> 00:25:19,348 Nothin'. 439 00:25:19,349 --> 00:25:20,650 Oh, I know, right? 440 00:25:20,651 --> 00:25:22,085 It's so annoying, people being able 441 00:25:22,086 --> 00:25:23,953 to get in contact with you 24/7. 442 00:25:23,954 --> 00:25:26,922 Yeah, if I had mine, we could text each other. 443 00:25:26,923 --> 00:25:27,824 That'd be fun. 444 00:25:27,825 --> 00:25:29,695 Yeah, that must suck. 445 00:25:31,525 --> 00:25:33,262 Went on a date once with this girl 446 00:25:33,263 --> 00:25:35,297 that texted the entire time. 447 00:25:35,298 --> 00:25:36,932 It was so annoying. 448 00:25:36,933 --> 00:25:38,035 Rude. 449 00:25:41,672 --> 00:25:45,107 Okay, I'm gonna go find out what the hell's goin' on. 450 00:25:45,108 --> 00:25:46,911 All right, let me know. 451 00:25:58,723 --> 00:26:00,522 * I will not play by your rules * 452 00:26:00,523 --> 00:26:02,057 * You know, I've heard them before * 453 00:26:02,058 --> 00:26:03,258 * I'm not a kid, I'm not a fool, 454 00:26:03,259 --> 00:26:06,229 I'm walkin' out that door * 455 00:26:06,230 --> 00:26:07,998 * Can you feel it * 456 00:26:07,999 --> 00:26:10,266 * Yeah, baby, can you feel me comin' like a whirlwind * 457 00:26:10,267 --> 00:26:11,334 * Mind and body open * 458 00:26:11,335 --> 00:26:12,935 * Gonna jack it up, yo * 459 00:26:12,936 --> 00:26:14,738 * Through the top, 'cause I can't stop * 460 00:26:14,739 --> 00:26:16,405 * Gonna take you where you ain't never been * 461 00:26:16,406 --> 00:26:18,173 * Through to sin * 462 00:26:18,174 --> 00:26:20,876 * Yeah, baby, can you feel me comin' like a whirlwind * 463 00:26:20,877 --> 00:26:22,178 * Mind and body open * 464 00:26:22,179 --> 00:26:24,952 * Gonna jack it up, yo, to the top * 465 00:26:36,961 --> 00:26:39,496 So, I got a bit of bad news. 466 00:26:39,497 --> 00:26:41,765 Unfortunately, I didn't see any sign 467 00:26:41,766 --> 00:26:43,098 of a car wreck. 468 00:26:43,099 --> 00:26:45,501 But, that's not to say that further down the line 469 00:26:45,502 --> 00:26:48,505 there's not like mass carnage everywhere. 470 00:26:48,506 --> 00:26:50,739 Oh, well I'll keep my fingers crossed. 471 00:26:50,740 --> 00:26:53,075 Oh, I ran into a couple cops, also stuck, 472 00:26:53,076 --> 00:26:56,179 that politely told me to stay the hell in my car. 473 00:26:56,180 --> 00:26:58,786 So, status quo then. 474 00:27:01,786 --> 00:27:04,820 It appears so. 475 00:27:04,821 --> 00:27:08,124 Another vibrating device that men have to compete with. 476 00:27:08,125 --> 00:27:11,260 How fun. 477 00:27:11,261 --> 00:27:13,314 Just so you know, I wrote the letter "U" 478 00:27:14,030 --> 00:27:17,100 as opposed to the word "y-o-u" in a brief recently, 479 00:27:17,101 --> 00:27:19,235 so that would be the effect of texting. 480 00:27:19,236 --> 00:27:21,438 Total butchering of the English language. 481 00:27:21,439 --> 00:27:22,971 O- M-G! 482 00:27:22,972 --> 00:27:26,976 Thank God for spell check. 483 00:27:26,977 --> 00:27:28,278 You're quick. 484 00:27:28,279 --> 00:27:29,312 When I have to be. 485 00:27:29,313 --> 00:27:30,713 Why, is that surprising? 486 00:27:30,714 --> 00:27:33,516 Under this circumstance, yeah, it's not typical. 487 00:27:33,517 --> 00:27:36,452 What, only stupid girls are allowed to go home 488 00:27:36,453 --> 00:27:37,854 with some random dude? 489 00:27:37,855 --> 00:27:40,723 Just me, usually, I mean... 490 00:27:40,724 --> 00:27:42,525 I wouldn't judge a girl's intellect 491 00:27:42,526 --> 00:27:44,861 based on her life choices while under the influence 492 00:27:44,862 --> 00:27:45,961 of a margarita. 493 00:27:45,962 --> 00:27:48,397 Whose margarita? 494 00:27:48,398 --> 00:27:49,504 Yeah, that was great. 495 00:27:49,787 --> 00:27:51,735 You know what, you go ahead and judge. 496 00:27:51,736 --> 00:27:52,902 All right. 497 00:27:52,903 --> 00:27:53,937 Are you serious? 498 00:27:53,938 --> 00:27:56,338 Texting, this fucking texting! 499 00:27:56,339 --> 00:27:57,806 It's ruining the world. 500 00:27:57,807 --> 00:27:59,476 Honestly, who the hell needs to get a hold of you 501 00:27:59,477 --> 00:28:02,412 at eight A.M. on a Sunday morning? 502 00:28:02,413 --> 00:28:04,015 Nobody. 503 00:28:05,015 --> 00:28:08,819 Somebody, boyfriend maybe? 504 00:28:09,540 --> 00:28:11,488 Well, I hope he's not the jealous type 505 00:28:11,489 --> 00:28:15,557 because I am a lover, not a fighter. 506 00:28:15,558 --> 00:28:16,726 Yup. 507 00:28:16,727 --> 00:28:18,627 You know, I'm really not the type to impede 508 00:28:18,628 --> 00:28:20,997 on somebody else's happiness, so I think that we should 509 00:28:20,998 --> 00:28:23,098 probably just end this right now. 510 00:28:23,099 --> 00:28:24,500 Oh, well, I understand. 511 00:28:24,501 --> 00:28:27,036 Don't be so broken up about it. 512 00:28:27,037 --> 00:28:30,105 I'm not. 513 00:28:30,106 --> 00:28:32,741 Well, it makes sense though. 514 00:28:32,742 --> 00:28:36,179 You don't really seem like the single type, not sober, anyway. 515 00:28:36,180 --> 00:28:38,081 What single type? 516 00:28:38,082 --> 00:28:39,848 There's a type, you know? 517 00:28:39,849 --> 00:28:42,751 You know, there's a certain charm, there's a certain spark. 518 00:28:42,752 --> 00:28:45,154 That I'm lacking. - There's a spark. 519 00:28:45,155 --> 00:28:47,289 Constantly looking, zigzagging around. 520 00:28:47,290 --> 00:28:49,225 Interested in other people. 521 00:28:49,226 --> 00:28:50,794 What, you don't have any married friends? 522 00:28:50,795 --> 00:28:53,062 All my friends are married! - Oh, okay. 523 00:28:53,063 --> 00:28:54,764 Well, you should ask them. 524 00:28:54,765 --> 00:28:56,799 I mean, that's why I'm invited to all their parties, 525 00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:58,835 so they can watch all the flirtiness go down 526 00:28:58,836 --> 00:29:01,504 and not be bored. 527 00:29:01,505 --> 00:29:03,539 That's messed up. - Right? 528 00:29:03,540 --> 00:29:06,108 Think about that the next time you and your boyfriend 529 00:29:06,109 --> 00:29:09,882 have people over. 530 00:29:11,882 --> 00:29:15,418 So, what's his deal? 531 00:29:15,419 --> 00:29:17,720 Is he a lawyer, too? 532 00:29:17,721 --> 00:29:20,890 He's 6'3", all muscle, black belt in taekwondo. 533 00:29:20,891 --> 00:29:22,558 Don't worry, I think that he finally understands 534 00:29:22,559 --> 00:29:25,865 that we're seeing other people. 535 00:29:27,865 --> 00:29:31,300 My vote is that you take me home with you. 536 00:29:31,301 --> 00:29:34,170 Oh, is that right? 537 00:29:34,171 --> 00:29:36,406 And do dirty things to me. 538 00:29:41,278 --> 00:29:43,547 Somebody agrees with me. 539 00:29:48,519 --> 00:29:51,921 Well, that somebody doesn't always make the best decisions. 540 00:29:51,922 --> 00:29:54,524 Seems pretty smart to me. 541 00:29:54,525 --> 00:29:56,793 Oh, God. 542 00:29:56,794 --> 00:29:58,161 You are bad. 543 00:29:58,162 --> 00:30:01,698 Really? - Yeah, yeah, you are bad. 544 00:30:01,699 --> 00:30:06,501 I know it when I see it and you are bad. 545 00:30:06,502 --> 00:30:08,008 Good. 546 00:30:11,008 --> 00:30:14,576 Oh, you're gonna make me do things I shouldn't. 547 00:30:14,577 --> 00:30:19,515 And I'll make you do things that you thought you couldn't. 548 00:30:19,516 --> 00:30:21,517 Wait, you're not gonna take me home 549 00:30:21,518 --> 00:30:23,353 and chop me into little pieces, are you, 550 00:30:23,354 --> 00:30:25,776 'cause I'm not really in to that kind of thing? 551 00:30:26,022 --> 00:30:28,391 You're not? 552 00:30:28,392 --> 00:30:31,928 Okay, I think you're sexy... 553 00:30:31,929 --> 00:30:33,863 ...relatively. 554 00:30:33,864 --> 00:30:35,431 Oh, wow. 555 00:30:35,432 --> 00:30:38,066 You just got me a little wet. 556 00:30:38,067 --> 00:30:41,437 Oh, my god. - Excuse me, sir? 557 00:30:41,438 --> 00:30:43,944 Sir? 558 00:30:47,944 --> 00:30:49,913 I don't know about this. 559 00:30:54,117 --> 00:30:55,318 Hey? 560 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:14,537 Your boyfriend's calling. 561 00:31:14,538 --> 00:31:16,204 It's not my boyfriend. 562 00:31:16,205 --> 00:31:18,807 Oh, does he know that? - Oh, my god. 563 00:31:18,808 --> 00:31:20,442 Can you do something to get us moving? 564 00:31:20,443 --> 00:31:22,077 I mean, really. - And what would you suggest? 565 00:31:22,078 --> 00:31:23,947 I don't know, it's just... 566 00:31:23,948 --> 00:31:26,415 What, is the President in town or something? 567 00:31:26,416 --> 00:31:28,183 You know, it may not be my place to say, 568 00:31:28,184 --> 00:31:30,752 but what's up with this guy, gettin' you all freaked out? 569 00:31:30,753 --> 00:31:33,556 It's not a guy, it's my crazy sisters, okay? 570 00:31:33,557 --> 00:31:35,525 We were supposed to meet up and whenever we have a plan, 571 00:31:35,526 --> 00:31:38,227 my whole world has to revolve around it. 572 00:31:38,228 --> 00:31:40,162 I just thought we'd be out of here by now, 573 00:31:40,163 --> 00:31:42,765 so I don't know what to type. 574 00:31:42,766 --> 00:31:45,034 Why don't you try typing the truth? 575 00:31:45,035 --> 00:31:49,505 What, "Hey guys, I had sex with some random stranger last night 576 00:31:49,506 --> 00:31:51,441 and I won't be able to make our morning brunch after all 577 00:31:51,442 --> 00:31:53,375 'cause I'll be stuck in the drive of shame 578 00:31:53,376 --> 00:31:57,246 and forced to make chit-chat for God knows how much longer." 579 00:31:57,247 --> 00:31:58,914 So, is that what you want me to write? 580 00:31:58,915 --> 00:32:00,549 That sounds about right. 581 00:32:00,550 --> 00:32:03,353 My phone would explode, we don't have that kind of relationship. 582 00:32:03,354 --> 00:32:06,722 Really, I tell my dad everything? 583 00:32:06,723 --> 00:32:08,357 He's gonna get a kick out of this shit. 584 00:32:08,358 --> 00:32:10,226 I'm so glad my nightmare makes for a good story. 585 00:32:10,227 --> 00:32:12,060 Oh, now, don't take all the credit. 586 00:32:12,061 --> 00:32:13,895 It's my nightmare, too. 587 00:32:13,896 --> 00:32:17,566 I'll just tell them I'm not feeling well. 588 00:32:17,567 --> 00:32:20,502 Oh, my god, I have to get the hell out of here! 589 00:32:20,503 --> 00:32:24,039 Wow, you know, I'm getting a really, like, over bearing, 590 00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:26,174 clingy vibe from you right now. 591 00:32:26,175 --> 00:32:28,044 You are so not funny. - It's cool. 592 00:32:28,045 --> 00:32:30,712 I've never actually really had a stalker, this is fun. 593 00:32:30,713 --> 00:32:33,583 If it wasn't five miles in heels, I would be walking. 594 00:32:33,584 --> 00:32:36,552 I'm all for the women empowerment thing, right, 595 00:32:36,553 --> 00:32:38,954 but don't let the after sex cuddle chemicals 596 00:32:38,955 --> 00:32:40,856 go to your head. 597 00:32:40,857 --> 00:32:44,326 You'd have to make me orgasm to release oxytocin, 598 00:32:44,327 --> 00:32:46,362 so don't worry, you're in the clear, buddy. 599 00:32:46,363 --> 00:32:50,165 Ouch, wow, you are ruthless. 600 00:32:50,166 --> 00:32:52,101 I bet you're really good at what you do. 601 00:32:52,102 --> 00:32:53,736 When I have to be. 602 00:32:53,737 --> 00:32:56,572 Why don't we just listen to some music? 603 00:32:56,573 --> 00:32:59,441 To the 808 show on KSOC... - Can you just... 604 00:32:59,442 --> 00:33:01,743 Okay, I'm just... I'm getting there. 605 00:33:01,744 --> 00:33:04,814 Give me three seconds to get out of talk radio. 606 00:33:04,815 --> 00:33:06,816 Well now, it's just skipping, it's skipping. 607 00:33:06,817 --> 00:33:08,918 You have to stop pressing the button. 608 00:33:08,919 --> 00:33:10,385 It's static, you like that? 609 00:33:10,386 --> 00:33:12,722 You wanna listen to some static for a while? 610 00:33:16,192 --> 00:33:17,593 Just change it, okay? 611 00:33:17,594 --> 00:33:19,394 All right, I'll change it, there we go. 612 00:33:19,395 --> 00:33:21,096 There we go, more talk radio. 613 00:33:21,097 --> 00:33:23,132 Well, stop pushing the button. 614 00:33:23,133 --> 00:33:24,700 You passed a good song. 615 00:33:24,701 --> 00:33:26,969 Stop pressing the button and then it won't stop... 616 00:33:26,970 --> 00:33:30,239 I have stopped pressing the button. 617 00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:32,742 And in the joy of a new beginning. 618 00:33:36,747 --> 00:33:39,848 Come on, man. - There's traffic on the highway. 619 00:33:39,849 --> 00:33:42,050 No news on what's causing this jam, but as soon as we know, 620 00:33:42,051 --> 00:33:44,086 you will, too, so get comfortable. 621 00:33:44,087 --> 00:33:47,656 You like that, we'll listen to this for a while? 622 00:33:47,657 --> 00:33:51,193 Don't, I know how to use it, this is my car. 623 00:33:51,194 --> 00:33:53,265 I'm trying to get back to that... 624 00:33:55,265 --> 00:34:01,574 That concludes our music. 625 00:34:03,574 --> 00:34:10,312 You know, I just wanted to cut loose, just one night, 626 00:34:10,313 --> 00:34:12,982 just for once in my life, you know? 627 00:34:12,983 --> 00:34:16,118 One night with no expectations. 628 00:34:16,119 --> 00:34:18,788 This is what I get. 629 00:34:18,789 --> 00:34:22,424 Sorry. 630 00:34:22,425 --> 00:34:26,463 Well, at least I know why I never did this before. 631 00:34:28,465 --> 00:34:30,066 What? 632 00:34:30,067 --> 00:34:31,734 Come on. 633 00:34:31,735 --> 00:34:33,736 Every girl says that. 634 00:34:33,737 --> 00:34:37,073 Oh, I've never done this before, this so isn't me. 635 00:34:37,074 --> 00:34:40,308 Honestly, that's the oldest cliché in the book 636 00:34:40,309 --> 00:34:44,680 and frankly, I expected more out of you. 637 00:34:44,681 --> 00:34:46,915 Well, maybe the really smart girls that you're used 638 00:34:46,916 --> 00:34:49,718 to taking home say things just to get a reaction 639 00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:52,555 or some false sense of non-slutiness, 640 00:34:52,556 --> 00:34:54,689 but I say what I mean and I stick to the facts. 641 00:34:54,690 --> 00:34:56,459 It makes for a cleaner argument. 642 00:34:56,460 --> 00:34:58,761 Well, first of all, this is my Honda, not a courtroom, 643 00:34:58,762 --> 00:35:01,296 second, I'm not arguing, I'm just disagreeing. 644 00:35:01,297 --> 00:35:04,600 You can't disagree with facts, that's what makes them facts. 645 00:35:04,601 --> 00:35:06,502 Otherwise, they'd be opinions. 646 00:35:06,503 --> 00:35:09,272 No, they're your facts and since you're saying them, 647 00:35:09,273 --> 00:35:10,906 that makes them your opinion. 648 00:35:10,907 --> 00:35:11,908 That doesn't make sense. 649 00:35:11,909 --> 00:35:13,142 Yeah, it makes total sense. 650 00:35:13,143 --> 00:35:14,643 I'll explain it to you. - Please do. 651 00:35:14,644 --> 00:35:17,346 Okay, good, since you're confused? 652 00:35:17,347 --> 00:35:19,915 I'm not confused, your logic isn't logical. 653 00:35:19,916 --> 00:35:21,651 Illogical. - Okay, whatever. 654 00:35:21,652 --> 00:35:23,953 You sure you're not confused here? 655 00:35:23,954 --> 00:35:25,654 I am a little bit, actually, 656 00:35:25,655 --> 00:35:27,556 but only because you're not making any sense 657 00:35:27,557 --> 00:35:30,426 and not because I can't grasp your attempt to be esoteric, 658 00:35:30,427 --> 00:35:31,761 but really idiotic point. 659 00:35:31,762 --> 00:35:33,428 Wow, is that what you do in the courtroom, 660 00:35:33,429 --> 00:35:35,198 just call the defense names? 661 00:35:35,199 --> 00:35:38,634 No, I prove your illogic via an analogy, okay? 662 00:35:38,635 --> 00:35:40,403 But I thought I'd water it down for the layman. 663 00:35:40,404 --> 00:35:42,837 Oh, there you go again, calling the defense names. 664 00:35:42,838 --> 00:35:44,806 I'm a commercial arbitrator, okay? 665 00:35:44,807 --> 00:35:47,709 There's no defense because there's no fucking courtroom. 666 00:35:47,710 --> 00:35:49,678 I don't think I appreciate your tone. 667 00:35:49,679 --> 00:35:51,881 Five minutes of silence! 668 00:35:51,882 --> 00:35:55,917 What, did you just give me a time out? 669 00:35:55,918 --> 00:35:59,221 I think that we should just have five minutes to just regroup, 670 00:35:59,222 --> 00:36:00,989 for both of us, okay? 671 00:36:00,990 --> 00:36:03,526 No talking. 672 00:36:03,527 --> 00:36:10,032 Okay, we were sort of in the middle of that, but whatever. 673 00:36:29,885 --> 00:36:32,187 This is kind of silence. 674 00:36:32,188 --> 00:36:33,824 Sorry. 675 00:36:41,231 --> 00:36:45,034 Be a little bit more selective, then maybe you... 676 00:36:47,009 --> 00:36:49,904 * I'm alone in this world, my only friend is a BIC * 677 00:36:49,905 --> 00:36:52,774 * And opportunity was knocking at the end of my wrist * 678 00:36:52,775 --> 00:36:56,111 * Defended by my words, I rock my tongue on my sleeve * 679 00:36:56,112 --> 00:36:58,147 * But I made some bad choices * 680 00:36:58,148 --> 00:37:02,085 Oh, my god, I gotta pee, I gotta pee. 681 00:37:15,965 --> 00:37:18,933 It's okay. 682 00:37:18,934 --> 00:37:19,934 It's okay. 683 00:37:37,521 --> 00:37:42,957 I think we should just agree to disagree, okay? 684 00:37:42,958 --> 00:37:46,629 I hear you and I disagree. 685 00:37:46,630 --> 00:37:49,297 And I agree, okay. 686 00:37:49,298 --> 00:37:54,169 No, I disagree with agreeing to disagree. 687 00:37:54,170 --> 00:37:55,604 You don't wanna agree to disagree? 688 00:37:55,605 --> 00:37:58,107 No, I disagree with you and I disagree 689 00:37:58,108 --> 00:38:01,810 with agreeing to disagree 'cause I don't agree. 690 00:38:01,811 --> 00:38:04,647 Disagreeing is not something that we should agree on. 691 00:38:04,648 --> 00:38:06,649 That just means that we can't come to an agreement. 692 00:38:06,650 --> 00:38:08,417 Well, I don't agree, I think that you and I 693 00:38:08,418 --> 00:38:11,354 can come to an agreement, so I disagree with agreeing 694 00:38:11,355 --> 00:38:13,455 to the idea that we can't come to an agreement, 695 00:38:13,456 --> 00:38:16,195 so all around, I disagree. 696 00:38:18,195 --> 00:38:25,567 Well, you argue almost as well as you dance. 697 00:38:25,568 --> 00:38:26,334 * Make it * 698 00:38:26,335 --> 00:38:27,236 * Taste it * 699 00:38:27,237 --> 00:38:28,104 * Touch it * 700 00:38:28,105 --> 00:38:29,238 * Groove it * 701 00:38:29,239 --> 00:38:30,071 * Move it * 702 00:38:30,072 --> 00:38:31,040 * Prove it * 703 00:38:31,041 --> 00:38:31,742 * Hit it * 704 00:38:31,942 --> 00:38:32,975 * Tap it * 705 00:38:32,976 --> 00:38:34,042 * Oh * 706 00:38:34,043 --> 00:38:34,711 * Gimme some * 707 00:38:34,911 --> 00:38:35,845 * Gimme some * 708 00:38:35,846 --> 00:38:36,779 * Gimme some * 709 00:38:36,780 --> 00:38:38,680 * Gimme some * 710 00:38:38,681 --> 00:38:42,384 * I want it * 711 00:38:42,385 --> 00:38:44,120 * Come and get it * 712 00:38:44,121 --> 00:38:47,023 * I want it * 713 00:38:48,023 --> 00:38:49,023 * Gimme some * 714 00:38:52,161 --> 00:38:54,497 * You make me wanna * 715 00:38:54,498 --> 00:38:55,964 * Make me wanna rub it good * 716 00:38:55,965 --> 00:38:57,732 * I ain't tryin' to fall in love * 717 00:38:57,733 --> 00:39:00,403 * I just wanna- * 718 00:39:00,404 --> 00:39:02,738 - * I want it * - * Come and get it * 719 00:39:02,739 --> 00:39:04,007 * I want it * 720 00:39:05,007 --> 00:39:06,741 * Come and get it * 721 00:39:06,742 --> 00:39:09,818 * Gimme some * 722 00:39:14,818 --> 00:39:18,254 So, why me? 723 00:39:18,255 --> 00:39:19,522 I mean, you say you don't do this, 724 00:39:19,523 --> 00:39:21,424 so why's you come home with me? 725 00:39:21,425 --> 00:39:23,259 You Travolta'ed your way into my pants. 726 00:39:23,260 --> 00:39:25,127 Oh, come on, I've danced with a lot of girls. 727 00:39:25,128 --> 00:39:26,895 They don't just drop skirt. 728 00:39:26,896 --> 00:39:30,131 I had to put forth half of the effort that I usually do. 729 00:39:30,132 --> 00:39:31,567 Usually? - Yeah. 730 00:39:31,568 --> 00:39:33,569 How many times constitutes usually? 731 00:39:33,570 --> 00:39:36,071 It's not like I'm some player or something, 732 00:39:36,072 --> 00:39:41,676 but I tend to have the type of relationship that lasts, 733 00:39:41,677 --> 00:39:44,513 like, one night. 734 00:39:44,514 --> 00:39:46,348 Where are you going with this because it kind of sounds 735 00:39:46,349 --> 00:39:47,750 like you're calling me easy? 736 00:39:47,751 --> 00:39:49,618 No, that's not exactly... - Pretty much. 737 00:39:49,619 --> 00:39:51,386 Okay, fine, that's exactly what I'm saying, 738 00:39:51,387 --> 00:39:53,055 but because I don't think that that's you. 739 00:39:53,056 --> 00:39:55,790 Otherwise, this wouldn't be so awkward, right? 740 00:39:55,791 --> 00:39:58,194 It would've just been, like, "Whatever, no big deal." 741 00:39:58,195 --> 00:40:00,995 You would know. - Yeah, wait, no. 742 00:40:00,996 --> 00:40:02,564 You don't know me. 743 00:40:02,565 --> 00:40:05,468 No, I don't, but thanks for reminding me of that. 744 00:40:05,469 --> 00:40:07,736 Look, usually, I'd have showered you off by now 745 00:40:07,737 --> 00:40:09,038 and gone about my day. 746 00:40:09,039 --> 00:40:10,305 Ew. 747 00:40:10,306 --> 00:40:12,508 So, let's consider this a moment in time 748 00:40:12,509 --> 00:40:14,743 that should've never happened, right? 749 00:40:14,744 --> 00:40:17,046 Whether it's the president's motorcade 750 00:40:17,047 --> 00:40:19,147 or some, like, fiery car accident 751 00:40:19,148 --> 00:40:21,116 where people are getting decapitated all over. 752 00:40:21,117 --> 00:40:23,118 That was you, okay? 753 00:40:23,119 --> 00:40:26,087 The point is we shouldn't probably be here right now 754 00:40:26,088 --> 00:40:28,556 and because we'll most likely do our separate ways 755 00:40:28,557 --> 00:40:31,993 and never see each other again, I say we take full advantage 756 00:40:31,994 --> 00:40:33,828 of this opportunity. 757 00:40:33,829 --> 00:40:35,363 Take advantage? 758 00:40:35,364 --> 00:40:37,366 Are you being creepy right now, don't be creepy? 759 00:40:37,367 --> 00:40:39,634 No, I'm not, I'm saying that there's no reason 760 00:40:39,635 --> 00:40:42,037 not to be dead honest with each other 761 00:40:42,038 --> 00:40:45,274 and the only girls that I know that go to bars alone 762 00:40:45,275 --> 00:40:48,944 are, frankly, alcoholics or cougars. 763 00:40:48,945 --> 00:40:50,479 Wow, you keep good company. 764 00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:52,381 Which is why it doesn't add up. 765 00:40:52,382 --> 00:40:55,084 So, either you're lying and you do like me 766 00:40:55,085 --> 00:40:58,988 and care about what I think... 767 00:40:58,989 --> 00:41:00,355 Or? 768 00:41:00,356 --> 00:41:05,528 Or I was in the wrong place at the wrong time. 769 00:41:05,529 --> 00:41:07,763 Don't you mean the right place at the right time? 770 00:41:07,764 --> 00:41:11,200 No, not with someone who says they don't do this, Sarah. 771 00:41:11,201 --> 00:41:14,706 That's what doesn't add up. 772 00:41:16,706 --> 00:41:18,741 What? 773 00:41:18,742 --> 00:41:20,743 It's Holly. 774 00:41:20,744 --> 00:41:22,947 What's Holly? 775 00:41:24,947 --> 00:41:27,018 My name, if we're being honest. 776 00:41:28,018 --> 00:41:31,757 If we're not, then it's Sarah. 777 00:41:33,757 --> 00:41:36,759 Wow. 778 00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:39,463 What about Kim, you sure it's not Kim? 779 00:41:41,463 --> 00:41:44,933 That'd be pretty funny after all this, but no. 780 00:41:44,934 --> 00:41:48,504 That's so unnecessary, like I'm gonna stalk you or something. 781 00:41:48,505 --> 00:41:51,506 No, I just thought it would be... 782 00:41:51,507 --> 00:41:54,243 I thought it'd be easier to be someone else, you know? 783 00:41:54,244 --> 00:41:59,853 For you maybe. - Yeah, for me. 784 00:42:03,853 --> 00:42:09,223 Well, I'm still Guy if it matters. 785 00:42:09,224 --> 00:42:12,493 I know you are. 786 00:42:12,494 --> 00:42:15,497 Dead honest, right? - Sure. 787 00:42:15,498 --> 00:42:20,069 Okay, why did you come back in this morning? 788 00:42:20,070 --> 00:42:25,107 What, so you wouldn't make me feel like I was cheap? 789 00:42:25,108 --> 00:42:28,746 I left my cell phone. 790 00:42:30,746 --> 00:42:33,115 Well, now I feel cheap. 791 00:42:51,501 --> 00:42:54,636 That, my friend, is a purple nurple. 792 00:42:54,637 --> 00:42:56,437 That'll get you through any old kind of day. 793 00:42:56,438 --> 00:43:00,142 Oh, that is awful. 794 00:43:00,143 --> 00:43:02,210 Put hair on your chest there? 795 00:43:02,211 --> 00:43:07,448 Hey, don't look at my purple nurples. 796 00:43:07,449 --> 00:43:08,951 That's horrible. 797 00:43:08,952 --> 00:43:11,386 You're real funny with the compliments there. 798 00:43:11,387 --> 00:43:16,191 I'm sorry. - I guess I'll take it as such. 799 00:43:16,192 --> 00:43:18,560 What can I say, I'm a cheap date. 800 00:43:18,561 --> 00:43:21,096 Incoming! 801 00:43:21,097 --> 00:43:22,296 Coming at ya. 802 00:43:22,297 --> 00:43:24,332 Oh, what, wait. 803 00:43:24,333 --> 00:43:27,636 Good job, you can keep 'em cominin'. 804 00:43:27,637 --> 00:43:29,164 Keep 'em cominin', what's up? 805 00:43:30,005 --> 00:43:32,207 I thought you said one more? 806 00:43:32,208 --> 00:43:33,542 Of each. 807 00:43:33,543 --> 00:43:35,743 Come on, 'bama slamma. 808 00:43:35,744 --> 00:43:37,946 'Bama slamma, how do you spell that? 809 00:43:37,947 --> 00:43:40,515 Is that all one word there? 810 00:43:40,516 --> 00:43:43,780 You're asking too many questions and need to be drinking again. 811 00:43:44,019 --> 00:43:46,154 Four, three, two, one. 812 00:43:46,155 --> 00:43:47,923 Why can't you be ugly? 813 00:43:52,667 --> 00:43:53,562 That one's worse. 814 00:43:53,563 --> 00:43:56,464 These steadily get worse. 815 00:43:56,465 --> 00:43:59,767 Come on tough guy, it's time to spin a lady proper. 816 00:43:59,768 --> 00:44:01,069 Oh, God. 817 00:44:01,070 --> 00:44:04,305 Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold your thought, all right? 818 00:44:04,306 --> 00:44:06,140 Just hold the phone here. 819 00:44:06,141 --> 00:44:08,877 What? 820 00:44:08,878 --> 00:44:12,513 I really appreciate what you're doing, all right? 821 00:44:12,514 --> 00:44:15,817 And I thank you, but I think that... 822 00:44:15,818 --> 00:44:19,587 I think we're even. - Steven? 823 00:44:19,588 --> 00:44:21,323 No, Guy. 824 00:44:21,324 --> 00:44:23,892 Oh, wow, yeah. 825 00:44:23,893 --> 00:44:27,596 See what you did, you went and got a man drunk here. 826 00:44:27,597 --> 00:44:30,499 Come on, I promise I won't laugh at your dance moves, 827 00:44:30,500 --> 00:44:32,533 even if they're terrible. 828 00:44:32,534 --> 00:44:37,339 Maybe I should sit back down here or something? 829 00:44:37,340 --> 00:44:40,542 Come on. - Okay, okay. 830 00:44:40,543 --> 00:44:45,714 No, I'm afraid I can't, but you are beautiful, 831 00:44:45,715 --> 00:44:47,850 all three of you. 832 00:44:47,851 --> 00:44:50,819 Make sure you don't regret this in the morning. 833 00:44:50,820 --> 00:44:54,656 That is what I'm in the mood for. 834 00:44:54,657 --> 00:45:00,766 Okay, don't make me eat the peanuts. 835 00:45:02,766 --> 00:45:07,368 It's a pleasure to meet you, not Kim. 836 00:45:07,369 --> 00:45:10,339 And you not Steven. 837 00:45:10,340 --> 00:45:12,407 Toodle loo. 838 00:45:25,989 --> 00:45:27,855 You made the right decision. 839 00:45:27,856 --> 00:45:29,625 It was the right choice. 840 00:45:29,626 --> 00:45:31,660 I couldn't help but overhear. 841 00:45:31,661 --> 00:45:34,562 You sort of dropped the ball on that one, buddy. 842 00:45:34,563 --> 00:45:36,732 Well, maybe you be a little more comfortable at that joint 843 00:45:36,733 --> 00:45:39,834 around the corner? 844 00:45:39,835 --> 00:45:40,968 No, I'm good. 845 00:45:40,969 --> 00:45:43,138 I'll just take another drink. 846 00:45:43,139 --> 00:45:45,974 All right, well, I'm just trying to help. 847 00:45:51,447 --> 00:45:56,051 Wait, what joint around the corner? 848 00:45:56,052 --> 00:46:01,689 Oh, you know, it's a boys bar for the boys. 849 00:46:01,690 --> 00:46:02,925 You don't say. 850 00:46:07,163 --> 00:46:08,364 * I want it * 851 00:46:13,235 --> 00:46:15,005 * I want it * 852 00:46:16,005 --> 00:46:18,207 * I want it * 853 00:46:18,208 --> 00:46:20,341 * I want it * 854 00:46:20,342 --> 00:46:21,677 * Gimme some * 855 00:46:25,882 --> 00:46:27,348 * You make me wanna * 856 00:46:27,349 --> 00:46:29,384 * Make me wanna * 857 00:46:29,385 --> 00:46:31,252 * I ain't tryin' to fall in love * 858 00:46:31,253 --> 00:46:33,654 * I just wanna * 859 00:46:33,655 --> 00:46:35,891 - * I want it * - * Come get * 860 00:46:44,601 --> 00:46:47,103 * Baby, come and get it * 861 00:47:02,942 --> 00:47:03,785 * Taste it * 862 00:47:03,786 --> 00:47:04,752 * Touch it * 863 00:47:04,753 --> 00:47:05,687 * Prove it * 864 00:47:05,688 --> 00:47:06,622 * Move it * 865 00:47:06,623 --> 00:47:07,555 * Groove it * 866 00:47:07,556 --> 00:47:08,290 * Hit it * 867 00:47:08,291 --> 00:47:09,858 * Tap it * 868 00:47:12,762 --> 00:47:17,399 I should've gone in for the kiss right then and there. 869 00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:19,301 These kind of things can't be rushed. 870 00:47:19,302 --> 00:47:21,435 Don't be so hard on yourself. 871 00:47:21,436 --> 00:47:24,506 Yeah, I just... I want it to mean something, you know? 872 00:47:24,507 --> 00:47:26,040 I mean, I didn't care if I was the last to kiss 873 00:47:26,041 --> 00:47:30,712 out of all my friends, but it had to be Eliza Bross, 874 00:47:30,713 --> 00:47:34,549 'cause I was in love with Eliza Bross. 875 00:47:34,550 --> 00:47:36,752 How old were you? - Sixth grade. 876 00:47:36,753 --> 00:47:39,388 Sixth grade, you weren't afraid of catching cooties, 877 00:47:39,389 --> 00:47:41,390 'cause I had that, you don't want that stuff? 878 00:47:41,391 --> 00:47:44,625 Wait, cooties are curable? - No. 879 00:47:44,626 --> 00:47:46,194 No, you're just stuck with them? 880 00:47:46,195 --> 00:47:48,230 Yeah, they're just there. 881 00:47:48,231 --> 00:47:49,631 Well, good to know. 882 00:47:49,632 --> 00:47:51,799 When I was in third grade, I rode my Schwinn 883 00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:55,703 like 15 blocks to her house, rang the doorbell, she answered, 884 00:47:55,704 --> 00:47:57,305 but I asked to speak to her father. 885 00:47:57,306 --> 00:47:59,341 Said, "Sir, may I have permission to take Eliza 886 00:47:59,342 --> 00:48:01,109 to the sixth grade dance." 887 00:48:01,110 --> 00:48:02,743 In third grade? - Yeah, man. 888 00:48:02,744 --> 00:48:07,582 I wanted to lock that down, didn't want to take any chances. 889 00:48:07,583 --> 00:48:10,218 I gave Craig Grayson my red crown 890 00:48:10,219 --> 00:48:12,888 as a token of my love in kindergarten. 891 00:48:12,889 --> 00:48:15,290 Well, that is pretty adorable. 892 00:48:15,291 --> 00:48:18,560 He ate it, he just chewed it right up. 893 00:48:18,561 --> 00:48:22,199 Guys can be such jerks, never ends the way you think. 894 00:48:24,199 --> 00:48:27,035 My first kiss was Jodie Fladal 895 00:48:27,036 --> 00:48:28,537 in the back of the library. 896 00:48:28,538 --> 00:48:31,806 It didn't mean anything, it was just a kiss. 897 00:48:31,807 --> 00:48:33,375 Life is cruel. 898 00:48:33,376 --> 00:48:36,111 Seventh grade, there was a spin the bottle party 899 00:48:36,112 --> 00:48:37,578 and I was praying the whole night 900 00:48:37,579 --> 00:48:39,714 that it would land on Craig, but every time 901 00:48:39,715 --> 00:48:41,450 that stupid two liter went around, 902 00:48:41,451 --> 00:48:44,319 it was Arie Kowalski, Arie Kowalski, 903 00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:46,421 Arie Kowalski again! 904 00:48:46,422 --> 00:48:48,357 Seriously, it was like that thing was magnetized 905 00:48:48,358 --> 00:48:51,792 or something, we must've kissed 11 times that night. 906 00:48:51,793 --> 00:48:52,893 What? - Yeah. 907 00:48:52,894 --> 00:48:54,763 You never got around to kissing Craig? 908 00:48:54,764 --> 00:48:56,698 Well, by that point, me and Arie 909 00:48:56,699 --> 00:49:00,602 were pretty much boyfriend and girlfriend, so... 910 00:49:00,603 --> 00:49:02,770 So... 911 00:49:02,771 --> 00:49:04,238 I don't know, I guess I'm just not the type 912 00:49:04,239 --> 00:49:06,207 to go around kissing whomever. 913 00:49:06,208 --> 00:49:08,276 No, clearly. 914 00:49:08,277 --> 00:49:09,778 Hey, me and Arie dated 915 00:49:09,779 --> 00:49:12,147 actually until, like, the tenth grade, so... 916 00:49:12,148 --> 00:49:15,917 Wow, by then, Eliza was a lesbian. 917 00:49:15,918 --> 00:49:18,620 What about sixth grade dance? - Oh, we went. 918 00:49:18,621 --> 00:49:21,089 No kiss, how could she resist? 919 00:49:21,090 --> 00:49:23,859 Well, I didn't really possess those skills back then, 920 00:49:23,860 --> 00:49:26,895 but that didn't stop my sister from draggin' me to dance class 921 00:49:26,896 --> 00:49:28,663 two times a week. 922 00:49:28,664 --> 00:49:30,364 There was no boys in the class, 923 00:49:30,365 --> 00:49:32,801 so she used to dress me up in this, like, rhinestone outfit 924 00:49:33,001 --> 00:49:36,605 and made me practice with all her friends after school. 925 00:49:36,606 --> 00:49:39,508 Eventually, I picked up a couple dance moves along the way. 926 00:49:39,509 --> 00:49:41,142 Well, you see, I grew up with five siblings, 927 00:49:41,143 --> 00:49:43,412 so I learned to dance waiting in line for the bathroom. 928 00:49:43,413 --> 00:49:45,446 I noticed the pee-pee shuffle. 929 00:49:45,447 --> 00:49:46,816 Yeah, how'd that go again? 930 00:49:47,016 --> 00:49:50,722 Kind of like this, right? - There it is, in the hips. 931 00:49:52,722 --> 00:49:54,555 Yeah, and what about your sister? 932 00:49:54,556 --> 00:49:56,857 Is she still dressing you up in all that glitter and... 933 00:49:56,858 --> 00:50:02,464 No, fortunately, she got married and opened up a baby factory. 934 00:50:02,465 --> 00:50:04,533 Tell me about it, mine, too. 935 00:50:04,534 --> 00:50:08,303 I'm just gonna have a boy first, just one, 936 00:50:08,304 --> 00:50:09,638 and then three years later, a girl, 937 00:50:09,639 --> 00:50:11,205 and then I'm closing up shop. 938 00:50:11,206 --> 00:50:12,473 Yeah, just shutting that shit down? 939 00:50:12,474 --> 00:50:17,111 Just sealing it up forever. 940 00:50:17,112 --> 00:50:21,183 * Where I am going * 941 00:50:21,184 --> 00:50:28,556 * 'Cause I do things that I have lost my way * 942 00:50:28,557 --> 00:50:31,228 Not many bars around here? 943 00:50:33,228 --> 00:50:35,129 What's wrong with the one you're in? 944 00:50:35,130 --> 00:50:37,966 I meant your phone reception. 945 00:50:37,967 --> 00:50:39,468 Yeah. 946 00:50:39,469 --> 00:50:42,404 I have full bars if you want to call her. 947 00:50:42,405 --> 00:50:45,108 No thanks, I'm good. 948 00:50:52,114 --> 00:50:54,049 Need a drink? 949 00:50:54,050 --> 00:50:56,951 You know what, I'm actually gonna take off. 950 00:50:56,952 --> 00:50:59,453 Come on, just one. 951 00:50:59,454 --> 00:51:01,922 Just one? - Yeah, just one. 952 00:51:01,923 --> 00:51:04,392 Thank you, but I'm not accepting charity 953 00:51:04,393 --> 00:51:06,560 from pretty ladies anymore. 954 00:51:06,561 --> 00:51:09,430 Oh, that's a strange rule for a guy. 955 00:51:09,431 --> 00:51:11,232 Strange rule for anyone really. 956 00:51:11,233 --> 00:51:13,033 You're a strange guy? 957 00:51:13,034 --> 00:51:15,403 Okay, kick a man when he's down. 958 00:51:15,404 --> 00:51:17,089 Aw, now I gotta buy you a drink. 959 00:51:17,607 --> 00:51:19,306 Unless you wanna keep up the illusion 960 00:51:19,307 --> 00:51:21,076 that you're just sitting here alone. 961 00:51:21,077 --> 00:51:23,879 I mean, she might still show. 962 00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:27,716 Wow, do they teach you this secret mind game 963 00:51:27,717 --> 00:51:29,984 in some sort of school? 964 00:51:29,985 --> 00:51:32,053 It's pretty much innate. 965 00:51:32,054 --> 00:51:33,721 Let me ask you something. 966 00:51:33,722 --> 00:51:36,892 Why, why do girls do it? 967 00:51:36,893 --> 00:51:39,895 Why give a guy your phone number if you're not interested? 968 00:51:39,896 --> 00:51:43,564 Why text him witty banter throughout the day? 969 00:51:43,565 --> 00:51:48,203 And why set up a date if you don't intend on keeping it? 970 00:51:48,204 --> 00:51:50,574 He'll have what I'm having. 971 00:51:52,293 --> 00:51:54,609 Yeah, I do get the phone number thing though. 972 00:51:54,610 --> 00:51:56,544 Do you? - Yeah, of course. 973 00:51:56,545 --> 00:51:59,647 Because we put all this effort into it and we get our hopes up 974 00:51:59,648 --> 00:52:02,049 and then we wait the three days before calling, 975 00:52:02,050 --> 00:52:05,453 but then we call and it goes straight to voice mail. 976 00:52:05,454 --> 00:52:07,856 It crushes our hearts. 977 00:52:11,994 --> 00:52:13,395 Right on cue. 978 00:52:13,396 --> 00:52:16,997 Oh no, it's not what you think, trust me. 979 00:52:16,998 --> 00:52:19,701 It's just easier sometimes with caller ID 980 00:52:19,702 --> 00:52:21,669 to just... not. 981 00:52:21,670 --> 00:52:23,971 Why not just give him a fake phone number then? 982 00:52:23,972 --> 00:52:26,040 That way he calls, he doesn't get you, 983 00:52:26,041 --> 00:52:28,310 end of social transaction. 984 00:52:28,311 --> 00:52:30,245 But what if he calls right in from of you 985 00:52:30,246 --> 00:52:32,647 and then you're busted, so awkward? 986 00:52:32,648 --> 00:52:34,348 God forbid that the guy you don't like 987 00:52:34,349 --> 00:52:36,183 and don't wanna spend any time with knows 988 00:52:36,184 --> 00:52:38,553 you don't like him and don't wanna spend any time with him. 989 00:52:38,554 --> 00:52:40,355 Okay, but what would you prefer, 990 00:52:40,356 --> 00:52:42,323 that she says she has a boyfriend? 991 00:52:42,324 --> 00:52:47,128 I don't know, how 'bout that you're just not feelin' it? 992 00:52:48,297 --> 00:52:50,332 I'm just not feelin' it. 993 00:52:50,333 --> 00:52:52,701 You see, there you go? 994 00:52:52,702 --> 00:52:55,736 And then I get up and walk away and that's the end. 995 00:52:55,737 --> 00:52:58,305 I don't like that, where's the fun in that? 996 00:52:58,306 --> 00:53:00,475 No, no, no, see, none of this is fun 997 00:53:00,476 --> 00:53:02,743 on the guy's side, it's all work. 998 00:53:02,744 --> 00:53:07,816 The fun comes, for lack of a better term, when we do. 999 00:53:07,817 --> 00:53:09,584 What a douche. 1000 00:53:09,585 --> 00:53:12,886 Exactly. 1001 00:53:12,887 --> 00:53:14,989 You're just enjoying this whole thing. 1002 00:53:14,990 --> 00:53:16,625 No. - Yeah. 1003 00:53:16,626 --> 00:53:18,459 Okay, maybe a little. - Yeah, a little bit. 1004 00:53:18,460 --> 00:53:21,663 But it's a laughing with, enjoying with kind of thing. 1005 00:53:21,664 --> 00:53:24,232 Oh, good, good, that gives me confidence. 1006 00:53:24,233 --> 00:53:25,600 Yeah. 1007 00:53:25,601 --> 00:53:27,868 What the hell is this, it's yellow? 1008 00:53:27,869 --> 00:53:31,406 This is on behalf of my entire gender, 1009 00:53:31,407 --> 00:53:33,908 since you were stood up, an apology. 1010 00:53:33,909 --> 00:53:38,414 Okay, in that case, keep 'em comin'. 1011 00:53:41,684 --> 00:53:46,521 Oh, no, not if you plan on kissing me, deathly allergic. 1012 00:53:50,893 --> 00:53:52,300 All right. 1013 00:53:57,900 --> 00:53:59,667 What is that? - It's a protein bar. 1014 00:53:59,668 --> 00:54:02,837 We'll split it. - Is that peanut butter? 1015 00:54:02,838 --> 00:54:05,573 What, oh shit, I forgot. 1016 00:54:05,574 --> 00:54:07,341 Unless you want me to go into anaphylactic shock 1017 00:54:07,342 --> 00:54:09,044 with no chance of getting me to a hospital, 1018 00:54:09,045 --> 00:54:10,312 kindly put it away. 1019 00:54:10,313 --> 00:54:11,846 All right, okay. 1020 00:54:11,847 --> 00:54:12,781 Over there, please. 1021 00:54:12,782 --> 00:54:16,283 Okay. 1022 00:54:16,284 --> 00:54:20,221 FYI, girls like a guy who listens. 1023 00:54:20,222 --> 00:54:23,857 To everything? - Deathly allergic. 1024 00:54:23,858 --> 00:54:24,959 I wasn't kidding. 1025 00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:27,662 All right, I'm sorry. 1026 00:54:27,663 --> 00:54:30,000 I had a buddy who was allergic to latex. 1027 00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:33,567 Yeah, right. - He is, what? 1028 00:54:33,568 --> 00:54:35,303 If condoms were made of bubblegum, 1029 00:54:35,304 --> 00:54:37,971 then all guys would be allergic to Bubblicious. 1030 00:54:37,972 --> 00:54:39,473 Okay, fair enough. 1031 00:54:39,474 --> 00:54:41,942 But I am actually allergic to shellfish though. 1032 00:54:41,943 --> 00:54:43,310 Me, too. - Oh, see? 1033 00:54:43,311 --> 00:54:44,745 We have another thing in common. 1034 00:54:44,746 --> 00:54:46,881 Along with coconuts, cashews, Brazil nuts, 1035 00:54:46,882 --> 00:54:48,683 chocolates and bee stings. 1036 00:54:48,684 --> 00:54:51,486 Okay, not so much. 1037 00:54:51,487 --> 00:54:52,721 Does your throat close up? 1038 00:54:52,722 --> 00:54:55,156 Do you get those hives everywhere? 1039 00:54:55,157 --> 00:54:59,627 No, no, I just get drunk. - What? 1040 00:54:59,628 --> 00:55:01,696 I know that it sounds ridiculous, 1041 00:55:01,697 --> 00:55:04,499 but shellfish makes me feel wasted. 1042 00:55:04,500 --> 00:55:09,770 I slur my speech, I lose my balance, I get all happy. 1043 00:55:09,771 --> 00:55:12,774 That's bullshit and completely unfair. 1044 00:55:12,775 --> 00:55:15,310 Hey, it's no picnic, I get that pit in my stomach 1045 00:55:15,311 --> 00:55:20,247 every time I pass a Red Lobster, I swear to God. 1046 00:55:20,248 --> 00:55:24,886 Well, if a bee comes near me, it's no party, it's a funeral. 1047 00:55:24,887 --> 00:55:28,156 Oh, death by bee sting, what a lousy way to go. 1048 00:55:28,157 --> 00:55:29,591 It almost happened once. 1049 00:55:29,592 --> 00:55:31,459 I was at a family picnic and I was walking 1050 00:55:31,460 --> 00:55:34,395 and I stepped on a bee, boom, anaphylactic shock. 1051 00:55:34,396 --> 00:55:35,796 The next thing I know, I was on a gurney, 1052 00:55:35,797 --> 00:55:38,399 being rushed to the ER in front of, like, a hundred 1053 00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:40,734 of my relatives, all panicked and neurotic, 1054 00:55:40,735 --> 00:55:44,939 hence the overcautious handling of your... 1055 00:55:44,940 --> 00:55:48,347 Were you about to say my nuts? 1056 00:55:51,347 --> 00:55:53,281 You little, dirty girl. 1057 00:55:53,282 --> 00:55:55,482 Unbelievable. 1058 00:55:55,483 --> 00:55:57,551 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 1059 00:55:57,552 --> 00:55:59,854 So, when we were like, you know, fooling around or whatever 1060 00:55:59,855 --> 00:56:02,189 last night, I could've killed you 1061 00:56:02,190 --> 00:56:04,959 if I had a coconut daiquiri or something? 1062 00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:06,593 Well, I wouldn't have gone home with you 1063 00:56:06,594 --> 00:56:08,229 if you'd had a coconut daiquiri, 1064 00:56:08,230 --> 00:56:11,899 but I might've swelled up and fainted. 1065 00:56:11,900 --> 00:56:15,070 My kiss does have that effect on women. 1066 00:56:27,115 --> 00:56:28,985 Kim. 1067 00:56:29,985 --> 00:56:32,319 Yeah? 1068 00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:36,056 Wow, it's nice to actually meet you. 1069 00:56:36,057 --> 00:56:37,057 You, too. 1070 00:56:38,027 --> 00:56:39,727 Rob said to look for the girl 1071 00:56:39,728 --> 00:56:43,064 who walks into the bar like she owns the place, so. 1072 00:56:43,065 --> 00:56:46,067 Oh, okay. 1073 00:56:46,068 --> 00:56:48,303 You're on a blind date? 1074 00:56:48,304 --> 00:56:49,304 Yeah, aren't you? 1075 00:56:51,172 --> 00:56:53,575 Oh, okay, I'm confused 1076 00:56:53,576 --> 00:56:55,109 you just said that you were Kim. 1077 00:56:55,110 --> 00:57:00,848 Oh, I know, I just kinda wanted to go with it, sorry. 1078 00:57:00,849 --> 00:57:04,852 Wha... hold on, what if you are Kim, but you're not telling me 1079 00:57:04,853 --> 00:57:07,921 'cause, you know, you don't think I'm cute. 1080 00:57:07,922 --> 00:57:09,156 Aw. 1081 00:57:09,157 --> 00:57:10,825 No, I think you're cute. 1082 00:57:10,826 --> 00:57:13,761 * Let's play a game * 1083 00:57:13,762 --> 00:57:16,230 What am I supposed to do with that? 1084 00:57:16,231 --> 00:57:18,966 * I will be the good * 1085 00:57:18,967 --> 00:57:22,236 I'll take it now. 1086 00:57:22,237 --> 00:57:24,907 Hey, hey, excuse me. 1087 00:57:25,907 --> 00:57:27,207 Hi. 1088 00:57:27,208 --> 00:57:29,276 Um, can I get a Jack and coke? 1089 00:57:29,277 --> 00:57:30,845 More Jack than coke. 1090 00:57:30,846 --> 00:57:37,084 * Ask 'em why we can't just get along * 1091 00:57:37,085 --> 00:57:42,991 * And if they don't answer to my big knife * 1092 00:57:42,992 --> 00:57:49,163 * You can pull out your 45 * 1093 00:57:49,164 --> 00:57:53,003 * And they can beg for their lives * 1094 00:57:58,106 --> 00:58:04,578 * Let's play a game called "Good cop, Bad cop", * 1095 00:58:04,579 --> 00:58:10,285 * You can be the good, I will be the bad * 1096 00:58:10,286 --> 00:58:17,692 * Let's find the lovers who broke our hearts * 1097 00:58:17,693 --> 00:58:22,266 * And shoot 'em down just for fun * 1098 00:58:24,266 --> 00:58:27,100 He isn't really a black belt, is he? 1099 00:58:27,101 --> 00:58:28,636 That was the one before. 1100 00:58:28,637 --> 00:58:29,637 Oh. 1101 00:58:31,172 --> 00:58:33,808 Yup. 1102 00:58:33,809 --> 00:58:35,646 Yup, yup what? 1103 00:58:37,646 --> 00:58:38,712 Nothin'. 1104 00:58:38,713 --> 00:58:40,714 No, yup something, or no yup at all, 1105 00:58:40,715 --> 00:58:42,616 so what's up with the yup? 1106 00:58:42,617 --> 00:58:45,720 Yup, you're the type of girl that always has a boyfriend. 1107 00:58:45,721 --> 00:58:49,089 Oh, yup, pretty much since high school. 1108 00:58:49,090 --> 00:58:51,892 I could tell, you got that vibe. 1109 00:58:51,893 --> 00:58:53,794 I don't have vibe. 1110 00:58:53,795 --> 00:58:54,895 You don't? 1111 00:58:54,896 --> 00:58:58,232 Okay, what were you doing three years ago 1112 00:58:58,233 --> 00:59:00,734 for New Year's Eve? 1113 00:59:00,735 --> 00:59:01,401 Random. 1114 00:59:01,402 --> 00:59:03,937 What were you doing? 1115 00:59:03,938 --> 00:59:04,906 I was with Rick in Aruba. 1116 00:59:04,907 --> 00:59:06,040 Right. 1117 00:59:06,041 --> 00:59:08,176 You were with Rick in Aruba. 1118 00:59:08,177 --> 00:59:11,812 You weren't in Aruba with Rick, you were with Rick in Aruba. 1119 00:59:11,813 --> 00:59:12,913 Yeah, so? 1120 00:59:12,914 --> 00:59:14,415 So you figure out what you were doing 1121 00:59:14,416 --> 00:59:16,384 based on who you were with, you know? 1122 00:59:16,385 --> 00:59:18,886 Like it's a measurement of time. 1123 00:59:18,887 --> 00:59:20,821 That's a serial monogamist talking. 1124 00:59:20,822 --> 00:59:23,086 All right, what's your longest relationship? 1125 00:59:24,025 --> 00:59:24,526 This. 1126 00:59:24,726 --> 00:59:25,926 Exactly. 1127 00:59:25,927 --> 00:59:27,794 Okay, what's your shortest relationship? 1128 00:59:27,795 --> 00:59:29,129 This. - Right. 1129 00:59:29,130 --> 00:59:31,031 So you're a serial monogamist. 1130 00:59:31,032 --> 00:59:32,332 And you're a serial datist. 1131 00:59:32,333 --> 00:59:34,301 Okay, well, what do we have in common? 1132 00:59:34,302 --> 00:59:36,940 The beginning of a really bad joke? 1133 00:59:38,940 --> 00:59:42,343 Look, I admit, I've had my fair share of meaningless sex, 1134 00:59:42,344 --> 00:59:44,879 but I haven't done this in quite a while. 1135 00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:46,381 Oh, that's comforting. 1136 00:59:46,382 --> 00:59:51,021 Yeah, I sort of made a vow not to do this anymore. 1137 00:59:52,021 --> 00:59:53,257 Like ever. 1138 00:59:55,257 --> 00:59:57,991 You took... Oh, my God, you're married? 1139 00:59:57,992 --> 00:59:59,259 No, I'm... 1140 00:59:59,260 --> 01:00:00,162 Yes, you are! 1141 01:00:00,362 --> 01:00:02,330 No, trust me, I'm not married! 1142 01:00:02,331 --> 01:00:03,830 Then what are you talking about? 1143 01:00:03,831 --> 01:00:05,899 Look, I can't meet a real girl 1144 01:00:05,900 --> 01:00:09,037 if I'm bangin' a bunch of worthless chicks. 1145 01:00:09,038 --> 01:00:09,805 Not cool! - Okay, 1146 01:00:10,005 --> 01:00:11,305 worthless to me! 1147 01:00:11,306 --> 01:00:12,540 I don't mean you're worthless. 1148 01:00:12,541 --> 01:00:13,774 Oh, I... I'm sorry, stop! 1149 01:00:13,775 --> 01:00:16,109 Please, stop hitting me for just a second 1150 01:00:16,110 --> 01:00:18,353 and let me explain, all right? 1151 01:00:24,353 --> 01:00:25,819 It's been seven months 1152 01:00:25,820 --> 01:00:29,723 since I woke up next to this random Asian girl 1153 01:00:29,724 --> 01:00:31,359 whose name I still don't remember, 1154 01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:32,993 and I promised myself right then 1155 01:00:32,994 --> 01:00:39,033 that I wasn't gonna have anymore unemotional sex ever again. 1156 01:00:39,034 --> 01:00:40,600 Well, you need to work on that. 1157 01:00:40,601 --> 01:00:43,875 Yeah, well, I was doin' fine up until I met you. 1158 01:00:46,875 --> 01:00:49,679 So, then why break this mighty vow over me? 1159 01:00:51,679 --> 01:00:54,816 Call it a moment of weakness. 1160 01:00:54,817 --> 01:00:57,984 Wow, you really know how to make a girl feel special. 1161 01:00:57,985 --> 01:00:59,120 I wasn't trying to... 1162 01:00:59,121 --> 01:01:00,648 Oh, smooth, yeah, keep going. 1163 01:01:01,023 --> 01:01:03,156 No, that's... that's not what I meant. 1164 01:01:03,157 --> 01:01:04,058 I meant that... - So what, 1165 01:01:04,059 --> 01:01:05,225 this is all my fault? 1166 01:01:05,226 --> 01:01:06,960 You could've said "No", you know. 1167 01:01:06,961 --> 01:01:08,796 I believe that I tried. 1168 01:01:08,797 --> 01:01:10,131 Who the hell knows 1169 01:01:10,132 --> 01:01:11,933 with all the poison you were feeding me last night. 1170 01:01:11,934 --> 01:01:14,634 So what, I... I got you drunk and took advantage? 1171 01:01:14,635 --> 01:01:16,907 Both of those things did happen. 1172 01:01:18,907 --> 01:01:19,907 Shit. 1173 01:01:21,076 --> 01:01:22,877 You didn't stand a chance. 1174 01:01:22,878 --> 01:01:24,946 I'm the reason that girls think guys are jerks. 1175 01:01:24,947 --> 01:01:28,249 I'm... I'm that girl, I hate that girl. 1176 01:01:28,250 --> 01:01:30,283 I give girls like me a bad name! 1177 01:01:30,284 --> 01:01:32,053 I just gave myself a bad name! 1178 01:01:32,054 --> 01:01:35,823 You know how hard it is to not have sex for seven months? 1179 01:01:35,824 --> 01:01:38,859 Please, I was in a relationship for six years 1180 01:01:38,860 --> 01:01:40,460 that should have been over after four. 1181 01:01:40,461 --> 01:01:42,796 I get not having sex for a while. 1182 01:01:42,797 --> 01:01:43,964 Jesus. 1183 01:01:43,965 --> 01:01:45,399 Yeah. 1184 01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:46,801 You're like the poster child for monogamy. 1185 01:01:47,001 --> 01:01:49,770 Well, which is why I don't have genital herpes, so. 1186 01:01:49,771 --> 01:01:52,739 Oh, that's good to know. - Yeah, you're welcome. 1187 01:01:52,740 --> 01:01:56,611 All right, so since we're here, you know, 1188 01:01:56,612 --> 01:02:00,180 and we did what we did last night, 1189 01:02:00,181 --> 01:02:03,049 there's something I wanna ask you. 1190 01:02:03,050 --> 01:02:04,820 Do I... 1191 01:02:05,820 --> 01:02:07,360 ...do I-... 1192 01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:12,728 Never mind. 1193 01:02:13,728 --> 01:02:15,562 You did not just do that. 1194 01:02:15,563 --> 01:02:16,997 Okay, I'm sorry that I did that, I hate it when people do that, 1195 01:02:16,998 --> 01:02:19,399 but... I just don't wanna talk about it. 1196 01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:21,067 Come on, just say it. 1197 01:02:21,068 --> 01:02:24,016 No, I don't, just forget it, forget I ever said anything. 1198 01:02:27,376 --> 01:02:30,111 What the hell was that? 1199 01:02:30,112 --> 01:02:31,245 What are you talking about? 1200 01:02:31,246 --> 01:02:33,381 What... that is very bizarre. 1201 01:02:33,382 --> 01:02:35,348 You freaked the guy out right next to us. 1202 01:02:35,349 --> 01:02:37,752 What guy? - He's a sensitive soul. 1203 01:02:37,753 --> 01:02:39,120 Yeah, right. 1204 01:02:39,121 --> 01:02:41,964 Are you gonna ask me what you were gonna ask me or not? 1205 01:02:45,594 --> 01:02:47,929 Do I look like a epileptic when I cum? 1206 01:02:50,965 --> 01:02:52,633 What? 1207 01:02:52,634 --> 01:02:54,267 Totally, is that what you were gonna ask me? 1208 01:02:54,268 --> 01:02:56,303 Wait, I do, seriously? 1209 01:02:56,304 --> 01:02:57,971 Yeah. - Shit, really? 1210 01:02:57,972 --> 01:03:01,342 Yeah, you go", yeah, you like that?" 1211 01:03:02,878 --> 01:03:05,046 What, that's not what, no, come on. 1212 01:03:05,047 --> 01:03:07,781 I literally thought that you'd stuck your foot 1213 01:03:07,782 --> 01:03:10,718 in like an electrical socket or something. 1214 01:03:10,719 --> 01:03:12,920 That's just... that's stupid. 1215 01:03:15,791 --> 01:03:19,293 Okay, okay, I get it, you can stop laughing at me. 1216 01:03:21,822 --> 01:03:23,296 With the eye and everything? 1217 01:03:23,297 --> 01:03:24,833 What, I look like Popeye. 1218 01:03:26,768 --> 01:03:29,569 That's ridiculous, I don't even wanna look at myself. 1219 01:03:29,570 --> 01:03:30,671 Geez. 1220 01:03:30,672 --> 01:03:32,239 Did somebody actually say this to you? 1221 01:03:32,240 --> 01:03:34,241 Yes, yes, but she wasn't wearing her glasses 1222 01:03:34,242 --> 01:03:35,542 when we were doin' it, 1223 01:03:35,543 --> 01:03:37,701 so I didn't know if she was to be trusted. 1224 01:03:38,480 --> 01:03:41,281 It's just weird, I just... I've practiced this in the mirror 1225 01:03:41,282 --> 01:03:42,783 like a million times, 1226 01:03:42,784 --> 01:03:45,085 but every time I start to get there my eyes close, 1227 01:03:45,086 --> 01:03:46,402 and I can't see anything. 1228 01:03:48,190 --> 01:03:49,689 No, I'm serious. 1229 01:03:49,690 --> 01:03:53,593 I literally, I physically cannot, I know, 1230 01:03:53,594 --> 01:03:56,730 I can't keep my eyes open, there's no... it's like a sneeze. 1231 01:03:56,731 --> 01:03:59,267 Like they just shut, you know? 1232 01:03:59,268 --> 01:04:00,667 And then after that I'm just like, 1233 01:04:00,668 --> 01:04:04,072 "Who gives a shit what I look like." 1234 01:04:05,974 --> 01:04:08,878 Oh, God, oh. 1235 01:04:09,709 --> 01:04:12,078 There's something you should know, by the way, 1236 01:04:12,079 --> 01:04:13,113 something else. 1237 01:04:13,114 --> 01:04:14,848 What, oh God. - No... no. 1238 01:04:14,849 --> 01:04:17,651 Last... it's just that last night when I was down there, 1239 01:04:17,652 --> 01:04:21,891 you know, I didn't actually, I didn't actually swallow. 1240 01:04:22,891 --> 01:04:24,225 Wait, you didn't? 1241 01:04:24,226 --> 01:04:27,231 No, I just... I spit it out on the floor. 1242 01:04:29,231 --> 01:04:31,966 Hold on, how the hell did I not know what? 1243 01:04:31,967 --> 01:04:33,634 What are you a magician? 1244 01:04:33,635 --> 01:04:35,268 I'm just wondering, because, you know, 1245 01:04:35,269 --> 01:04:37,837 it's not like I was in a meeting, I was right there. 1246 01:04:37,838 --> 01:04:40,154 I know, well, you were in the throes of your. 1247 01:04:40,742 --> 01:04:42,709 Okay, all right, we've covered that. 1248 01:04:42,710 --> 01:04:44,678 I don't know, that's a little weird. 1249 01:04:44,679 --> 01:04:47,574 And expecting me to swallow a stranger's man milk isn't? 1250 01:04:48,016 --> 01:04:51,084 I don't know, it's a recreational hazard, right? 1251 01:04:51,085 --> 01:04:54,254 Unless it's on your allergen list, what's the big deal? 1252 01:04:54,255 --> 01:04:55,656 It's just really personal, you know, 1253 01:04:55,657 --> 01:04:57,457 if we were dating it would be different. 1254 01:04:57,458 --> 01:04:59,893 Okay, how does the definition of a relationship change anything? 1255 01:04:59,894 --> 01:05:01,861 You're either doin' what you're doin' 1256 01:05:01,862 --> 01:05:03,730 with the guy you're doin' it with, or you're not. 1257 01:05:03,731 --> 01:05:05,899 Well, sue me for wanting to know a guy a little better 1258 01:05:05,900 --> 01:05:08,268 before I have a pool party in my stomach 1259 01:05:08,269 --> 01:05:10,671 with 100 million of his closes friends. 1260 01:05:10,672 --> 01:05:13,107 Wow, that is a case that I just might pursue, 1261 01:05:13,108 --> 01:05:14,908 right there, council. 1262 01:05:14,909 --> 01:05:18,779 I mean, you know, you spit out my essence like a Gobstopper. 1263 01:05:18,780 --> 01:05:19,980 Come on. - You kill a country 1264 01:05:20,014 --> 01:05:21,082 full of my DNA. 1265 01:05:21,083 --> 01:05:23,049 That's... that's genocide! 1266 01:05:23,050 --> 01:05:24,118 You're a monster! 1267 01:05:24,119 --> 01:05:25,319 Oh, my God! 1268 01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:27,054 You're a Republican. 1269 01:05:27,971 --> 01:05:29,656 My parents are both Republicans, 1270 01:05:29,657 --> 01:05:31,258 but just 'cause they wanna save money. 1271 01:05:31,259 --> 01:05:33,259 They're pro-choice, and for gay rights, 1272 01:05:33,260 --> 01:05:34,761 it doesn't make an sense. 1273 01:05:34,762 --> 01:05:36,930 Yeah, well, my sister's a ham-eating Jew, 1274 01:05:36,931 --> 01:05:39,899 what are you gonna do? 1275 01:05:39,900 --> 01:05:41,801 I find it interesting that people just 1276 01:05:41,802 --> 01:05:44,171 hear the parts that they wanna hear. 1277 01:05:44,172 --> 01:05:45,939 I'm sorry, did you say something? 1278 01:05:45,940 --> 01:05:47,207 Pork is nasty. 1279 01:05:47,208 --> 01:05:51,511 Well, we can finally agree on something. 1280 01:05:51,512 --> 01:05:52,747 I used to eat all kinds of animal 1281 01:05:52,748 --> 01:05:54,848 before I watched this documentary. 1282 01:05:54,849 --> 01:05:56,850 Oh, no, come on, come on, please, don't with that 1283 01:05:56,851 --> 01:05:58,618 'cause I... I really love me some steak, 1284 01:05:58,619 --> 01:06:00,187 and I don't wanna ruin it. 1285 01:06:00,188 --> 01:06:01,888 You think that that's better? 1286 01:06:01,889 --> 01:06:04,825 They hang the animal upside down, and they slit its throat 1287 01:06:04,826 --> 01:06:06,694 and they just let it bleed out on the floor! 1288 01:06:06,695 --> 01:06:08,294 La-la-la, don't ruin this for me! 1289 01:06:08,295 --> 01:06:09,863 Just a minute ago, you were talkin' about 1290 01:06:09,864 --> 01:06:12,933 how you swallowed my, you know, my... however you put it, 1291 01:06:12,934 --> 01:06:13,968 can we just get back to that! 1292 01:06:13,969 --> 01:06:15,669 No, 'cause I didn't! 1293 01:06:15,670 --> 01:06:17,805 Yeah, I know you didn't, but you acted like you did, 1294 01:06:18,005 --> 01:06:20,808 which I thought was really sweet, really. 1295 01:06:20,809 --> 01:06:25,046 La-la-la-la-la-la! 1296 01:06:25,047 --> 01:06:26,279 Okay, you're safe. 1297 01:06:26,280 --> 01:06:29,049 Promise? - Yeah. 1298 01:06:29,050 --> 01:06:34,087 It's just that there's all this fecal matter in the hamburger. 1299 01:06:34,088 --> 01:06:36,189 Oh, you went to the fecal matter. 1300 01:06:36,190 --> 01:06:37,625 I'm sorry. - That's ridiculous. 1301 01:06:37,626 --> 01:06:38,927 Done, sustained! 1302 01:06:39,927 --> 01:06:41,361 People like you. 1303 01:06:41,362 --> 01:06:44,198 All you wanna do is lock people up in your tofu jail, 1304 01:06:44,199 --> 01:06:46,033 you blood-sucking lawyer. 1305 01:06:46,034 --> 01:06:48,134 You're the one that wanted to be dead honest. 1306 01:06:48,135 --> 01:06:49,870 Yeah, but not about that. 1307 01:06:49,871 --> 01:06:51,171 In fact, not about anything 1308 01:06:51,172 --> 01:06:53,973 that would change my view on anything. 1309 01:06:53,974 --> 01:06:55,341 Way to grow. 1310 01:06:55,342 --> 01:06:58,111 You slap me, you call me names. 1311 01:06:58,112 --> 01:07:00,980 I didn't call you any names, what names did I call you? 1312 01:07:00,981 --> 01:07:03,951 Layman? 1313 01:07:03,952 --> 01:07:05,953 Oh, well, I'm sure you've been called worse. 1314 01:07:05,954 --> 01:07:07,054 And Steven. 1315 01:07:08,989 --> 01:07:10,658 That's pretty bad. 1316 01:07:10,659 --> 01:07:12,792 And now I don't know if I can eat a hamburger anymore. 1317 01:07:12,793 --> 01:07:15,062 Oh boo-hoo, I ruined Hanukah. 1318 01:07:15,063 --> 01:07:16,296 Whoa-whoa-whoa, hold on. 1319 01:07:16,297 --> 01:07:17,997 Do you know the license plate to this car? 1320 01:07:17,998 --> 01:07:19,533 No, how would I? 1321 01:07:19,534 --> 01:07:23,104 Yeah, it's APR-15, do you know what that means? 1322 01:07:23,105 --> 01:07:24,270 April 15th? 1323 01:07:24,271 --> 01:07:27,073 April 15th, and you know why? 1324 01:07:27,074 --> 01:07:28,741 Because it's my car, 1325 01:07:28,742 --> 01:07:32,413 it's registered to me under my name, my address, my car, 1326 01:07:32,414 --> 01:07:33,781 that means my rules. 1327 01:07:33,782 --> 01:07:35,850 When you're in your car it's your rules, 1328 01:07:35,851 --> 01:07:38,986 but now you're in my car, April 15th, my rules. 1329 01:07:38,987 --> 01:07:40,187 Okay, Dad. 1330 01:07:40,188 --> 01:07:41,921 Okay, so you go over to your window 1331 01:07:41,922 --> 01:07:44,792 and think about what you've done, I'm callin' five minutes. 1332 01:07:44,793 --> 01:07:46,160 You can't call five minutes, that's my thing! 1333 01:07:46,161 --> 01:07:47,931 April 15th! 1334 01:08:12,853 --> 01:08:17,124 * If we're both not married by 22 * 1335 01:08:17,125 --> 01:08:20,961 * Could I be so bold and ask you * 1336 01:08:20,962 --> 01:08:26,200 * If we're both not married by 23 * 1337 01:08:26,201 --> 01:08:30,737 * Will you make my year, and ask me * 1338 01:08:30,738 --> 01:08:34,841 * If we're both not married by 24 * 1339 01:08:34,842 --> 01:08:37,077 * Will you pass me those knee pads * 1340 01:08:37,078 --> 01:08:38,845 Oh, whoa, don't cry. 1341 01:08:38,846 --> 01:08:42,116 Do not cry, it's ladies night. 1342 01:08:42,117 --> 01:08:46,386 There is no crying on ladies night. 1343 01:08:46,387 --> 01:08:49,689 Smile, there's free drinks till nine. 1344 01:08:49,690 --> 01:08:52,796 There we go, that's a smile, come on, free drinks till nine. 1345 01:08:53,028 --> 01:08:55,528 Free drinks till nine? 1346 01:08:55,529 --> 01:08:56,663 Beautiful ladies that are crying, 1347 01:08:56,664 --> 01:08:58,802 double free drinks till nine. 1348 01:09:01,802 --> 01:09:03,770 Yes! 1349 01:09:03,771 --> 01:09:07,444 Yes, all right, you're gonna have fun. 1350 01:09:09,444 --> 01:09:10,844 You see that shit? 1351 01:09:10,845 --> 01:09:12,845 I'm gonna hit that, oh, I'm gonna hit that. 1352 01:09:12,846 --> 01:09:16,416 * My hand when I go, will you hold * 1353 01:09:16,417 --> 01:09:21,054 * My hand when I go, will you hold my hand * 1354 01:09:21,055 --> 01:09:22,226 * When I go * 1355 01:09:25,226 --> 01:09:27,395 Kim. - Yeah. 1356 01:09:42,644 --> 01:09:46,679 * If I get to 30 and I don't have a wife * 1357 01:09:46,680 --> 01:09:50,783 * I'll ask you nicely, but I won't ask twice * 1358 01:09:50,784 --> 01:09:55,889 * If I get to 40 and I don't have a spouse * 1359 01:09:55,890 --> 01:09:58,027 Boom, whoa-ho-ho! 1360 01:09:59,027 --> 01:10:00,659 Who calls that on a river, man? 1361 01:10:01,029 --> 01:10:02,963 I don't know who does it. 1362 01:10:05,734 --> 01:10:09,836 * If I get to 60 will you let me slip away * 1363 01:10:09,837 --> 01:10:13,706 * Into an armchair for the rest of my days * 1364 01:10:13,707 --> 01:10:15,908 * 'Cause you've got your family and I've got mine * 1365 01:10:15,909 --> 01:10:19,679 Did you give her a kiss and say you're sorry? 1366 01:10:19,680 --> 01:10:21,047 You guys could do a high-five, yeah. 1367 01:10:21,048 --> 01:10:23,020 Can you blow it, oh, that's good. 1368 01:10:26,020 --> 01:10:28,221 Yeah, no really. 1369 01:10:28,222 --> 01:10:31,959 Tell me, tell me the truth. 1370 01:10:31,960 --> 01:10:34,929 You know you miss me. 1371 01:10:37,765 --> 01:10:41,168 What time is firework spectacle? 1372 01:10:44,372 --> 01:10:46,943 Is this the line for Space Mountain? 1373 01:10:48,678 --> 01:10:50,678 And finally, an update for those of you 1374 01:10:50,679 --> 01:10:53,212 stuck in that dead-stop traffic jam, it turns out, 1375 01:10:53,213 --> 01:10:54,415 and get a load of this, 1376 01:10:54,416 --> 01:10:56,617 the reason for the delay is because of a. 1377 01:10:56,618 --> 01:11:00,953 * My hand when I go, will you hold my hand * 1378 01:11:00,954 --> 01:11:02,890 * When I go * 1379 01:11:06,828 --> 01:11:08,929 Okay, okay. 1380 01:11:08,930 --> 01:11:11,064 Okay, okay. 1381 01:11:11,065 --> 01:11:13,167 You can handle this. 1382 01:11:30,085 --> 01:11:31,085 Oh, God. 1383 01:11:53,140 --> 01:11:54,140 Oh, no. 1384 01:11:54,141 --> 01:11:55,408 What? 1385 01:11:55,409 --> 01:11:57,544 I think we're starting to move. 1386 01:11:57,545 --> 01:11:58,545 Oh. 1387 01:12:00,280 --> 01:12:01,984 Great. 1388 01:12:03,984 --> 01:12:05,385 Just. 1389 01:12:05,386 --> 01:12:07,796 I'll make sure that. 1390 01:12:14,396 --> 01:12:16,229 I think you're seat was a little more. 1391 01:12:16,230 --> 01:12:18,599 Oh, just a little more up? - Yeah. 1392 01:12:18,600 --> 01:12:20,099 Like that? - Like, yeah. 1393 01:12:20,100 --> 01:12:21,101 There we go. 1394 01:12:21,869 --> 01:12:23,105 Okay, all right! 1395 01:12:25,105 --> 01:12:26,840 Hold on. - What? 1396 01:12:26,841 --> 01:12:27,341 Seatbelt. 1397 01:12:27,342 --> 01:12:28,976 Right. 1398 01:13:03,077 --> 01:13:06,779 I got it, Dad. 1399 01:13:06,780 --> 01:13:08,782 Yes, I'm not sleeping with anybody, 1400 01:13:08,783 --> 01:13:10,783 you can... you can let mom know that. 1401 01:13:10,784 --> 01:13:12,786 I gotta go into this thing, all right, I love you. 1402 01:13:12,787 --> 01:13:14,654 Ladies lookin' right on Ladies Night. 1403 01:13:14,655 --> 01:13:17,925 Come on, it's free cover! - No! 1404 01:13:17,926 --> 01:13:18,827 Hey. 1405 01:13:19,027 --> 01:13:20,095 It's ten bucks, bro. 1406 01:13:22,095 --> 01:13:23,063 It's ten bucks. 1407 01:13:23,064 --> 01:13:24,063 Right. 1408 01:13:24,064 --> 01:13:26,366 That's, okay, man. 1409 01:13:26,367 --> 01:13:28,068 Hey, you have a good time. 1410 01:13:28,069 --> 01:13:29,336 * Gonna kick in my door * 1411 01:13:29,337 --> 01:13:31,671 * I'm dating defeat * 1412 01:13:31,672 --> 01:13:34,107 * I got no friends 'cause the damage is done * 1413 01:13:34,108 --> 01:13:36,944 * I am packin' my bags * 1414 01:13:42,149 --> 01:13:43,884 What'll it be? 1415 01:13:43,885 --> 01:13:47,521 Oh, I'm... I'm actually waiting for somebody, so. 1416 01:13:56,631 --> 01:13:59,966 So, what you're just gonna sit at my bar and not drink? 1417 01:13:59,967 --> 01:14:02,836 No, I'm... I'm gonna drink, I'm just gonna wait for her, 1418 01:14:02,837 --> 01:14:05,175 and then we'll both... - Cheap asshole. 1419 01:14:07,175 --> 01:14:08,175 What? 1420 01:14:15,884 --> 01:14:18,463 * You and I, you and I, you and I, you and I * 1421 01:14:19,020 --> 01:14:21,755 * All we need is who we are * 1422 01:14:21,756 --> 01:14:25,157 * We can be, we can be, we can be, we can be * 1423 01:14:25,158 --> 01:14:28,095 * Brighter than a shooting star * 1424 01:14:41,943 --> 01:14:43,977 Hey. 1425 01:14:43,978 --> 01:14:46,045 Hey, you made it. 1426 01:14:46,046 --> 01:14:46,815 How you doin', Dad? 1427 01:14:47,015 --> 01:14:48,348 I'm doing good. 1428 01:14:48,349 --> 01:14:50,019 How about you? 1429 01:14:50,934 --> 01:14:51,619 Are you good? 1430 01:14:51,819 --> 01:14:53,086 Yeah, I'm fine. 1431 01:14:53,087 --> 01:14:54,654 You sure? - Yeah, I'm good. 1432 01:14:54,655 --> 01:14:56,156 Okay, I've been bragging about you 1433 01:14:56,157 --> 01:14:58,058 to your Uncle Ken and his wife Stella. 1434 01:14:58,059 --> 01:14:59,992 Okay. 1435 01:14:59,993 --> 01:15:01,528 Holly! 1436 01:15:01,529 --> 01:15:02,929 Hello. 1437 01:15:02,930 --> 01:15:06,800 Look how beautiful you are! - Thank you. 1438 01:15:06,801 --> 01:15:10,804 So which one of these gorgeous little kids are yours? 1439 01:15:10,805 --> 01:15:11,805 I'm not married. 1440 01:15:12,006 --> 01:15:14,428 Oh, well, I don't think you have to be anymore. 1441 01:15:19,180 --> 01:15:20,880 Oh, there she is with dad, 1442 01:15:20,881 --> 01:15:23,082 talking to cousins number 28 and 29. 1443 01:15:23,083 --> 01:15:27,386 No, that's definitely some kind of aunt and uncle of some sort. 1444 01:15:27,387 --> 01:15:28,854 Oh, God, she's giving me the "save me" eyes. 1445 01:15:28,855 --> 01:15:30,256 Quick, call her over. 1446 01:15:30,257 --> 01:15:33,093 Your face was blown up like a big tomato, the bee sting, 1447 01:15:33,094 --> 01:15:34,200 do you remember that? 1448 01:15:35,963 --> 01:15:38,000 Oh, my God, we've had so much fun. 1449 01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:41,867 Hols! 1450 01:15:41,868 --> 01:15:50,309 Oh, sorry, so nice to meet you Uncle Ken, Aunt Stella. 1451 01:15:50,310 --> 01:15:52,278 What is she doing with her hair? 1452 01:15:52,279 --> 01:15:54,246 Okay, stop it. 1453 01:15:54,247 --> 01:15:55,148 Thanks, guys. 1454 01:15:55,149 --> 01:15:56,916 Hey, sis, nice shoes. 1455 01:15:56,917 --> 01:15:59,152 Oh, thanks, you've seen these before. 1456 01:15:59,153 --> 01:16:00,153 I know. 1457 01:16:02,055 --> 01:16:03,055 Where's, Rick? 1458 01:16:03,056 --> 01:16:04,090 Oh, yeah. 1459 01:16:04,091 --> 01:16:06,962 Oh, he's, he's good. 1460 01:16:07,962 --> 01:16:11,131 Um, where is he? 1461 01:16:13,134 --> 01:16:14,800 Oh, no. - What happened? 1462 01:16:14,801 --> 01:16:16,370 Noth... what are you talking about? 1463 01:16:16,371 --> 01:16:18,772 Oh, shut up, again? 1464 01:16:18,773 --> 01:16:21,942 You know, it's for the best, it wasn't right. 1465 01:16:21,943 --> 01:16:23,242 He wasn't ready, you know. 1466 01:16:23,243 --> 01:16:25,144 But why... why are they all never ready? 1467 01:16:25,145 --> 01:16:29,916 I don't know, but I'm not gonna waste my time, so. 1468 01:16:29,917 --> 01:16:31,917 Well, we're way past that point by now, aren't we? 1469 01:16:31,918 --> 01:16:33,786 Oh yeah, I mean, after three years, 1470 01:16:33,787 --> 01:16:35,788 he's still not sure at this age? 1471 01:16:35,789 --> 01:16:37,323 There must be something else going on. 1472 01:16:37,324 --> 01:16:40,093 I mean, this is crazy, he was a good one. 1473 01:16:40,094 --> 01:16:42,962 Yeah. - Not to mention, gorgeous! 1474 01:16:42,963 --> 01:16:46,399 I mean, I completely picture you two together. 1475 01:16:46,400 --> 01:16:47,867 You're a cute couple! 1476 01:16:47,868 --> 01:16:49,635 What exactly did you do? 1477 01:16:49,636 --> 01:16:50,871 I didn't do anything. 1478 01:16:50,872 --> 01:16:52,371 Well, maybe that's the issue. 1479 01:16:52,372 --> 01:16:53,739 Oh, yeah, remember when you broke up with Max, 1480 01:16:53,740 --> 01:16:55,375 and he said he felt like he wasn't number one. 1481 01:16:55,376 --> 01:16:57,144 Wasn't it the same with David, too? 1482 01:16:57,145 --> 01:16:58,679 There's something with you? 1483 01:16:58,680 --> 01:16:59,946 Excuse me? - Be nice. 1484 01:16:59,947 --> 01:17:01,313 I am nice. 1485 01:17:01,314 --> 01:17:03,416 Did you ever think that maybe it's not me, 1486 01:17:03,417 --> 01:17:05,352 maybe it's them? 1487 01:17:05,353 --> 01:17:07,254 You're the only common denominator 1488 01:17:07,255 --> 01:17:08,988 in your relationships, Holly. 1489 01:17:08,989 --> 01:17:11,621 Well, there still must be some way we can fix this. 1490 01:17:12,260 --> 01:17:13,894 There's nothing to fix. 1491 01:17:13,895 --> 01:17:17,296 I just think the fixing maybe needs to happen right here. 1492 01:17:17,297 --> 01:17:18,898 Still, not nice. 1493 01:17:18,899 --> 01:17:20,901 Vicious. - Well, she's drunk. 1494 01:17:20,902 --> 01:17:23,639 I mean, it's the truth, she just needs to swallow it. 1495 01:17:26,140 --> 01:17:28,108 Okay, I'm done. - No, sweetie! 1496 01:17:28,109 --> 01:17:30,943 Just don't do anything before you think about it. 1497 01:17:30,944 --> 01:17:31,944 Those shoes. 1498 01:17:33,747 --> 01:17:36,051 It's, this red one up here. 1499 01:17:39,252 --> 01:17:40,252 This is me. 1500 01:17:48,162 --> 01:17:49,162 So. - So. 1501 01:17:57,904 --> 01:18:01,241 I think I found a way for you to keep your record. 1502 01:18:01,242 --> 01:18:03,109 My record? - Yeah. 1503 01:18:03,110 --> 01:18:07,581 Oh, of, never having done this one-night thing before. 1504 01:18:07,582 --> 01:18:09,349 Oh, my record. - Yeah. 1505 01:18:09,350 --> 01:18:12,818 Well, I'm not sure that's what this still is, technically. 1506 01:18:12,819 --> 01:18:14,420 Well, I think technically it is, you know, 1507 01:18:14,421 --> 01:18:16,322 until we do it again. 1508 01:18:16,323 --> 01:18:19,760 So, that's all we have to do, right? 1509 01:18:19,761 --> 01:18:21,894 You know, see each other again is what I'm proposing, 1510 01:18:21,895 --> 01:18:23,130 not just like. 1511 01:18:23,131 --> 01:18:25,197 Oh yeah, for the sake of my record. 1512 01:18:25,198 --> 01:18:28,068 Strictly for that, yes. 1513 01:18:28,069 --> 01:18:30,774 Yeah, okay, okay. 1514 01:18:32,774 --> 01:18:36,143 Nice to meet you, Guy, really. 1515 01:18:36,144 --> 01:18:37,979 Actually. 1516 01:18:38,979 --> 01:18:41,314 You, too, Holly. 1517 01:18:46,287 --> 01:18:47,958 Oh. 1518 01:18:51,958 --> 01:18:52,959 Kay. 1519 01:18:52,960 --> 01:18:55,029 Um, each other. 1520 01:18:56,029 --> 01:18:58,297 What? 1521 01:18:58,298 --> 01:18:59,666 What do a serial datist, 1522 01:18:59,667 --> 01:19:03,170 and a serial monogamist have in common? 1523 01:19:03,171 --> 01:19:04,838 Each other. 1524 01:19:13,079 --> 01:19:14,947 * oh, oh, oh, oh * 1525 01:19:14,948 --> 01:19:17,082 * oh, oh, oh, oh * 1526 01:19:17,083 --> 01:19:19,318 * oh, oh, oh, oh * 1527 01:19:19,319 --> 01:19:21,254 * oh, oh, oh, oh * 1528 01:19:21,255 --> 01:19:23,657 * Let's run away together * 1529 01:19:23,658 --> 01:19:25,892 * You drive until you're tired * 1530 01:19:25,893 --> 01:19:27,894 * I'll sing till you get better * 1531 01:19:27,895 --> 01:19:30,296 * You'll see the stars in my eyes * 1532 01:19:30,297 --> 01:19:32,398 * You'll bring your favorite sweater * 1533 01:19:32,399 --> 01:19:34,084 * I'll bring my tambourine * 1534 01:19:35,002 --> 01:19:37,069 * Our songs can last forever * 1535 01:19:37,070 --> 01:19:40,072 * It's like a movie scene * 1536 01:19:40,073 --> 01:19:44,810 * Let's not stop until we reach the stars * 1537 01:19:44,811 --> 01:19:48,915 * If I'm with you then nowhere seems too far * 1538 01:19:48,916 --> 01:19:53,420 * I feel the distance and it's calling me * 1539 01:19:53,421 --> 01:19:57,189 * Something about it makes me believe * 1540 01:19:57,190 --> 01:19:59,225 * oh, oh, oh, oh * 1541 01:19:59,226 --> 01:20:01,561 * oh, oh, oh, oh * 1542 01:20:37,564 --> 01:20:39,499 * You make me wanna * 1543 01:20:39,500 --> 01:20:41,067 * Make me wanna rub it good * 1544 01:20:41,068 --> 01:20:43,169 * I ain't tryin' to fall in love * 1545 01:20:43,170 --> 01:20:45,738 * I just wanna- * 1546 01:20:45,739 --> 01:20:47,806 - * I want it * - * Come and get it * 1547 01:20:47,807 --> 01:20:51,544 * I want it now, I want it right now * 1548 01:20:51,545 --> 01:20:55,314 * I want it now, I want it right now * 1549 01:20:55,315 --> 01:20:58,885 * I want it now, I want it right now * 1550 01:20:58,886 --> 01:21:02,756 * I want it now, I want it right now * 1551 01:23:27,201 --> 01:23:28,838 * Give me some * 1552 01:23:29,305 --> 01:23:35,305 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org109316

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