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Wayne Booker here on "Blizzard Watch,"
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and I'm watching, but, uh,
I don't see a blizzard.
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It's, uh, it's just cold out here.
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You know, uh, I know this parka
looks warm, but it ain't.
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It just seems like every time
it's bad weather,
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I get the assignment.
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When the Cubs won the World Series,
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did they call me? No. No, no, no.
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I didn't get to go to the locker room,
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have Bill Murray pour champagne on me.
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That didn't happen for me. No.
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It was Chuck and Cathy, as usual.
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But you know something, Chicago,
want to know a secret?
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Chuck watches porn on his phone
during commercial breaks.
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Yeah, that's right.
And Cathy doesn't vote.
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Did you know that obese tickling
is a genre of porn?
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Guess who does? Chuck! Back to you.
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Rel is taped in front
of a live studio audience.
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Ho, ho! Street Fighter's
one of the best
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video games of all time.
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And I've been playing since
the '90s, and, uh, you know, Th
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it feel kind of good to introduce it
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to another generation, you know,
who never really
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played it bef... Damn it!
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How are you this bad
when you've been playing
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since before I was born?
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I let you win.
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I've asked you to not
let me win over and over,
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and I keep winning. Why?
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Whatever. Look, I'm-a go
do make my rounds and...
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Look, surgery's gonna go fine.
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We got some of the best doctors
in Chicago.
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I just hope they're better at surgery
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than you are at Street Fighter.
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Well, I'm-a tell you this:
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those tumors about to get roundhoused.
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All right, you gonna be okay.
I'll check on you later.
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Okay.
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All right, who's ready to lose
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in these video games...
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Where's Alison?
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You didn't hear? She didn't make it.
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I'm sorry.
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What?
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Hmm.
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No, that's not what I want.
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Ahem!
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- Mm...
- Ahem!
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Damn. Something wrong
with your throat?
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I just need you to make
a snack selection.
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Oh, I'm deliberating.
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What you mean you deliberating?
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Okay, deliberation's
supposed to happen
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before you put the dollar in.
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Once you put that money
in there, you select.
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You just don't have any
vending machine etiquette.
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And what's the
vending machine etiquette
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about standing so close
you're basically
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inside the person
in front of you? Back up.
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Dang.
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- Oh, come on now.
- Look, look,
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just-just let me get my-my snack
and I'll get out of here.
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I just want to get my Oreos and go.
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Ooh, Oreos! That's a good idea.
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♪ Get some Oreos ♪
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Ooh. Aw, damn.
That was the last pack, my bad.
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What?
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These are gonna be good.
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- Take this off.
- Oh, come on now.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
wait a minute, wait a minute.
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Okay, what type of monster
doesn't eat the cream?
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Well, I don't like the cream,
so I don't eat the cream.
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You are destroying a perfectly
alive healthy snack.
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Alive?
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Okay, I know that didn't
make any sense at all,
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- but you know what I meant.
- No,
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but I see what's going on here.
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I see what's happening.
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Mm.
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Mm-mm. Mm-mm!
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- Hoo... Mm-mm.
- Wait, what are...
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What are you doing? I mean, you...
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you touching me,
but not touching me is...
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This got to be a violation
of some kind.
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Could you please stop?
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Damn. I'm getting some
bad energy vibes from you,
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but you know what? It's okay.
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You're in luck 'cause I'm a healer.
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What you mean you a healer?
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You need to empty and refill.
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Your chakras are all out of alignment.
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You don't know nothing
about no chakras.
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What you need
is a deep energy cleanse,
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and you need it urgently.
If you don't,
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something bad is gonna happen.
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You are gonna lose focus and
make a mistake with a patient,
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and that stress is gonna
cause you great bodily harm.
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Okay, you know what I'm-a do
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and 'cause my-my shift is almost over?
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I'm-a leave, right? And I'm-a
meet up with my friends.
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And I'm-a tell them about this
crazy lady I met at work today.
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You're not gonna be able to meet
up with your friends tonight.
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'Cause this storm
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is turning into a blizzard. Yup.
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It's feeding off your negative energy.
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The storm is you, bruh.
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Hey. You're crazy.
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Okay, here's-here's the update.
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Uh, as you can see, it's, uh,
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it's flurries. I mean, wow.
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This supposed to be a Blizzard Watch
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and all we got is this light-ass snow.
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Huh? Are you happy out there?
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Watching a brother freeze his ass off?
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Is it fun for you? Huh?
You sick bastards!
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Back to you, Chuck Martinez
and Cathy Thompson.
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You gonna call me a bastard
for being a loyal viewer?
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You the bastard, Wayne.
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- Hey, you seen Rel?
- Nope.
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He's supposed to be meeting me here
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so I can dump this guy, Kevin.
Rel's my breakup coach.
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He helps me break up
with guys in a way
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that they still want to live
after the breakup.
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Damn! Kevin's here already.
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He always early.
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That's part of the reason
why I don't like him.
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Hey, babe.
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Hey.
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Um, you want to get a table
and I'll get the drinks?
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Coo-Li-o.
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All right, I probably
can't wait for Rel
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'cause if I have to hear
that idiot say "coolio"
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one more time...
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- Let me help you.
- Okay.
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How would you want a girl
to break up with you?
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Oh, skywriting.
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Oh, yeah, yeah. She break up with me,
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I'll be all sad and everything,
but then I'll be like,
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"Damn, look at...
That's my name in the sky!"
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Babe!
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I'm going for it right now.
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I love breakups.
That's good for business for me.
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Nothing makes people drink more
than falling in or out of love.
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Either way, I'm getting paid, baby.
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Believe it.
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All right, it's done.
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Wait. You broke up with him that fast?
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Yup. It was quick and painless.
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I said, "Look, you wack,
stop saying coolio. You done."
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Whoo! I'm about to get paid.
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Hey, brother, it's time
to get you walking.
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No.
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That's not the right attitude to have.
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See, look, if you don't take
these steps from time to time,
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your legs won't strengthen.
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You know the saying,
"You got to use it or lose it."
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You know what I mean?
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You're, uh, you're Mr. Hughes.
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You not Mr. Hutchinson.
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My bad. Okay, I'm-a just, um,
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get on out of here,
you know what I mean?
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You know, uh, roll on.
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- Rel.
- Ah, damn!
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You okay?
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Oh, I just feel like
I pulled something,
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- but I can ice it when I leave.
- Leave?
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The storm just upgraded to a blizzard
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and the streets are closed.
Sorry, but we're stuck.
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Wait a minute.
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Did I cause this?
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Am I the storm?
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Hi.
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Hey, did you curse me?
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I'm serious. Look, look.
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I-I pulled my neck
and it's all messed up,
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and I was rude to a patient.
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Now a blizzard has trapped us.
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What, you some type of witch
or something?
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- Turn around.
- What you mean turn around?
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I don't just let people turn...
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Ah!
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Better?
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It actually is.
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Now, you want this
deep energy cleanse or not?
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I'm afraid to say yes,
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but I'm also afraid to say no.
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So I guess I'll say, uh, okay?
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You're a brave man.
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Here. For you.
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Uh, you know, I appreciate
the gesture and everything,
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but, you know, I don't go around here
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just taking loose cookies
out of people's pockets.
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Alright, first step, tell
me how you're feeling.
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I mean, I don't know. I mean...
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I'm usually pretty good
with my emotions.
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I mean, I cry all the time.
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But today...
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today wasn't fair.
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I lost a patient.
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I'm sorry.
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She was just a kid.
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Well, it seems like we met
at just the right time.
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So, to begin, we have to empty
the bad from your life.
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So now we're just
going to shout it out.
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Shout it out?
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We're just gonna shout
and scream as loud as we can.
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You do know
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we in a hospital... Oh!
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What are you doing?
You can't be in here...
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Stop doing that.
This is actually my job.
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No, no, listen to me...
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So, how do you feel?
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I don't know. I actually feel...
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I feel better.
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Great. Well, see,
now that you've emptied the bag,
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we replenish with positive vibes.
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First, affirmations.
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Rel, I think you have
a very kind face.
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Oh, okay. Thank you.
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Oh, you. Uh...
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I think you have a nice hairstyle.
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Thank you.
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Now to others.
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Excuse me, sir.
You have a great yelling voice.
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Oh. And, uh...
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you be mopping the hell
out of these floors.
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Means a lot to me.
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Okay. Are you happy now?
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You got your damn blizzard.
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Why am I out here?
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I bet Chuck is curled up
by a fireplace
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with a nice cup of hot chocolate.
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And he's watching
a phone full of porn.
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What maniac watches
local news, anyway?
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I can't believe we got snowed in
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right after I broke up with Kevin.
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And now he got a whole
sad man entourage over there
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and they're giving me the stink eye.
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Brittany, will you please,
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please get back with him
until the storm is over?
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He's over there crying.
Crying is contagious;
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you got Charley crying over there now.
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Charley, stop crying!
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Stop crying!
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You're only crying
because he's crying.
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Make him stop crying.
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I don't know how,
that's why I needed Rel.
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Look, if you want
to make Kevin feel better,
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you got to show some emotion like him.
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Look, if he feels like you hurt,
he'll feel less hurt.
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Yeah, I don't believe in crying.
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You don't believe in crying?
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It's a bodily function,
it ain't the Moon landing.
254
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Yo, somebody from that table
sent you this drink.
255
00:11:53,894 --> 00:11:55,528
Oh, what is it?
256
00:11:55,529 --> 00:11:57,129
Kevin's tears.
257
00:12:03,970 --> 00:12:07,540
Look, Brittany, if you can just cry,
258
00:12:07,541 --> 00:12:09,241
okay, just cry,
Kevin will feel better,
259
00:12:09,242 --> 00:12:12,411
and we'll all feel
a lot less uncomfortable.
260
00:12:12,412 --> 00:12:15,447
Look, I would, but it's impossible.
261
00:12:15,448 --> 00:12:16,448
I can't cry.
262
00:12:16,449 --> 00:12:18,684
Everybody can cry. Bri... Watch this.
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Not me.
264
00:12:19,953 --> 00:12:21,453
All right, look.
265
00:12:21,454 --> 00:12:23,522
These two white dudes
raised this lion cub
266
00:12:23,523 --> 00:12:25,958
until he's old enough to get
released into the wild, right?
267
00:12:25,959 --> 00:12:28,727
And then ten years later,
they come and see him, right?
268
00:12:28,728 --> 00:12:30,996
You see that?
269
00:12:32,265 --> 00:12:35,134
The lion still recognizes them.
270
00:12:35,135 --> 00:12:39,238
It's like, the...
the lion can't talk, right?
271
00:12:39,239 --> 00:12:42,241
But he can feel.
272
00:12:42,242 --> 00:12:44,109
Mm.
273
00:12:44,110 --> 00:12:46,245
Okay.
274
00:12:51,651 --> 00:12:52,952
Sorry.
275
00:12:52,953 --> 00:12:54,920
You gonna have to mind
your business if...
276
00:12:54,921 --> 00:12:56,589
Ooh. Shoot!
277
00:12:56,590 --> 00:12:58,691
I got hot sauce in my eye. Yo.
278
00:12:58,692 --> 00:13:00,326
Jake, give me a napkin, please.
279
00:13:00,327 --> 00:13:01,627
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
280
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- Wait, wait. No.
- Get off me!
281
00:13:03,296 --> 00:13:05,030
Wha...?
282
00:13:05,031 --> 00:13:06,532
I see tears.
283
00:13:06,533 --> 00:13:08,334
Now, look, let it happen,
284
00:13:08,335 --> 00:13:09,935
and turn towards Kevin.
285
00:13:09,936 --> 00:13:11,770
Is he looking? This hurts.
286
00:13:11,771 --> 00:13:14,039
Yeah. He's looking.
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Hey.
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Keep 'em flowing.
289
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Shake your shoulders a little bit.
290
00:13:21,948 --> 00:13:23,983
- Look, I can't do this.
- You have to.
291
00:13:23,984 --> 00:13:26,719
This is the next step.
We have to refill your soul
292
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- with the melody of life.
- Okay, what does that even mean?
293
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It doesn't even make any sense.
You know what I mean?
294
00:13:31,258 --> 00:13:32,691
- And plus, I feel uncomfortable.
- You're supposed
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to be uncomfortable. That's the point.
296
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Come on, hurry up and sing.
297
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♪ Rescue me ♪
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♪ Or take me in your arms ♪
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♪ Rescue me ♪
300
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♪ I want your tender charms ♪
301
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♪ 'Cause I'm lonely ♪
302
00:13:45,705 --> 00:13:47,506
♪ And I'm blue ♪
303
00:13:47,507 --> 00:13:48,974
♪ I need you ♪
304
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♪ And your love, too ♪
305
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♪ Come on and rescue ♪
306
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♪ Come on, baby, and rescue me ♪
307
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♪ Come on, baby ♪
308
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♪ And rescue me ♪
309
00:14:00,053 --> 00:14:02,121
♪ 'Cause I need you ♪
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♪ By my side ♪
311
00:14:03,657 --> 00:14:06,358
♪ Can't you see that I'm lonely? ♪
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00:14:06,359 --> 00:14:08,394
♪ Rescue me. ♪
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I'd give you a standing ovation
if I had legs.
314
00:14:18,171 --> 00:14:21,173
Mrs. Randolph, we've
been looking all over for you.
315
00:14:21,174 --> 00:14:24,877
We're scheduled to turn off your
sister's life support tonight.
316
00:14:24,878 --> 00:14:28,614
I-I know this is hard,
but we need your final sign-off.
317
00:14:30,817 --> 00:14:33,185
Wait. Tasha.
318
00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:38,874
Tasha, Tasha. Tasha!
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00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:43,428
Wait. Talk to me.
320
00:14:44,897 --> 00:14:47,721
My sister always said
if it came down to this,
321
00:14:47,722 --> 00:14:49,790
then... just to let her go.
322
00:14:49,791 --> 00:14:53,660
I came to town to do it, and
I've been here for a few days,
323
00:14:53,661 --> 00:14:55,729
but... I just can't.
324
00:14:55,730 --> 00:14:57,564
It's too awful.
325
00:14:59,901 --> 00:15:03,570
Damn, Tasha, I didn't...
I-I didn't know. I'm sorry.
326
00:15:05,239 --> 00:15:07,908
I'm just not equipped
to handle stuff like this.
327
00:15:07,909 --> 00:15:10,410
I never have been.
328
00:15:11,846 --> 00:15:14,981
I mean, what about all
the self-help and...
329
00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:16,983
the refilling and emptying and...?
330
00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:19,953
I don't know. I was
just making up all that stuff
331
00:15:19,954 --> 00:15:21,354
as I went along.
332
00:15:23,558 --> 00:15:26,226
Well, don't get me wrong, I
wanted to make you feel better,
333
00:15:26,227 --> 00:15:28,695
but. honestly, I was just trying to do
334
00:15:28,696 --> 00:15:30,864
anything to distract myself.
335
00:15:30,865 --> 00:15:33,300
The singing?
336
00:15:33,301 --> 00:15:36,203
Well, I saw a flyer for karaoke
by the bathroom
337
00:15:36,204 --> 00:15:39,272
and thought, "Hey, why not?"
338
00:15:39,273 --> 00:15:40,540
Okay, what about my neck?
339
00:15:40,541 --> 00:15:41,975
Are you a chiropractor or something?
340
00:15:41,976 --> 00:15:44,978
Nah, I used to date one, though.
341
00:15:44,979 --> 00:15:47,113
Okay, how about the weather?
How did you know that?
342
00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:48,422
Well, I got a weather alert
to my phone
343
00:15:48,423 --> 00:15:51,184
right before you walked up to me.
344
00:15:52,553 --> 00:15:55,055
Okay, the screams? The affirmations?
345
00:15:55,056 --> 00:15:58,158
That's from Oprah.
346
00:15:58,159 --> 00:15:59,893
Look...
347
00:15:59,894 --> 00:16:03,497
I just threw some stuff out
there and I got it right, okay?
348
00:16:03,498 --> 00:16:05,499
I'm not a witch.
349
00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:07,467
I'm just...
350
00:16:07,468 --> 00:16:10,737
I'm just a woman that
doesn't want to lose her sister.
351
00:16:13,741 --> 00:16:15,408
Look...
352
00:16:17,612 --> 00:16:20,380
Look, I know, I know it's hard,
353
00:16:20,381 --> 00:16:22,415
but your sister trusted you to...
354
00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:24,384
to carry out her wishes.
355
00:16:24,385 --> 00:16:27,020
Now, look, I see
families here all the time
356
00:16:27,021 --> 00:16:29,589
fussing and fighting,
trying to keep somebody alive
357
00:16:29,590 --> 00:16:33,059
that's already gone.
358
00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:34,895
But you don't have to do that.
359
00:16:34,896 --> 00:16:37,564
And I'm gonna say this to you:
the more you run from it,
360
00:16:37,565 --> 00:16:39,432
the harder it's gonna get.
361
00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:44,337
I just don't think
I can handle seeing her die.
362
00:16:49,277 --> 00:16:50,877
I mean, you can go
363
00:16:50,878 --> 00:16:52,879
and be there as it happens,
364
00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:55,549
and if it's too hard for you,
you can't handle it,
365
00:16:55,550 --> 00:16:57,884
you know, you don't have to,
you can leave. Look...
366
00:16:57,885 --> 00:17:00,720
there's no wrong choice to...
how these things go.
367
00:17:00,721 --> 00:17:02,022
You know?
368
00:17:04,425 --> 00:17:06,359
I think if you believe in yourself
369
00:17:09,897 --> 00:17:12,532
the way you made me
you're gonna be okay.
370
00:17:14,235 --> 00:17:16,069
You got this.
371
00:17:17,071 --> 00:17:18,638
Tasha.
372
00:17:18,639 --> 00:17:20,140
Please sign this.
373
00:17:45,566 --> 00:17:47,434
Thank you.
374
00:17:47,435 --> 00:17:49,536
I'll get everything ready.
375
00:17:57,278 --> 00:17:59,446
So what, you just gave
that long-ass speech,
376
00:17:59,447 --> 00:18:00,947
and you're not coming?
377
00:18:10,558 --> 00:18:12,592
A-As you can see, I'm...
378
00:18:12,593 --> 00:18:14,995
I'm buried up to my chest
in snow, and...
379
00:18:18,966 --> 00:18:20,300
Yeah, that's right.
380
00:18:20,301 --> 00:18:23,003
Light his ass up, kids.
381
00:18:23,004 --> 00:18:25,472
Brittany?
382
00:18:25,473 --> 00:18:27,173
It hurts me to see you cry,
'cause you're
383
00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:28,808
the most amazing woman
I've ever been with.
384
00:18:28,809 --> 00:18:32,479
I mean, you're focused,
funny, smart, talented.
385
00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,914
And I see that you're tender now, too.
386
00:18:34,915 --> 00:18:37,550
I wish I could be the guy
for you, but...
387
00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:40,286
I know you're gonna find him
someday, 'cause you're amazing.
388
00:18:41,522 --> 00:18:43,256
Hey, hey.
389
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:45,892
Coolio, babe.
390
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:55,702
Are you wing-crying,
or are you cry-crying?
391
00:18:55,703 --> 00:18:58,405
I think I'm cry-crying.
392
00:18:58,406 --> 00:19:00,006
Wait, why?
393
00:19:00,007 --> 00:19:01,307
I don't know.
394
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:03,376
Kevin just said something so sweet,
395
00:19:03,377 --> 00:19:05,779
and now I think
I've dumped the wrong guy.
396
00:19:05,780 --> 00:19:09,049
I mean, have I been dumping
the wrong guys my whole life?
397
00:19:09,050 --> 00:19:11,218
Like, what is all this emotion?
398
00:19:11,219 --> 00:19:13,586
Damn it.
399
00:19:13,587 --> 00:19:15,755
Boy, Like get the hell off of me.
400
00:19:17,358 --> 00:19:19,726
I'm going back out into the blizzard.
401
00:19:19,727 --> 00:19:24,564
And hopefully, the high winds
will freeze my heart again.
402
00:19:24,565 --> 00:19:27,767
Whew. Hey, man,
you think she's mad now?
403
00:19:27,768 --> 00:19:30,937
Wait till the wind blow
that wig off her head.
404
00:19:40,214 --> 00:19:42,682
Hey. Oreo?
405
00:19:43,884 --> 00:19:45,385
Sure.
406
00:19:49,156 --> 00:19:51,558
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
You know you shouldn't...
407
00:19:55,429 --> 00:19:58,298
I'm sorry, I just don't have
much of an appetite.
408
00:19:58,299 --> 00:19:59,899
I got to go make arrangements
409
00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:02,702
and make sure my flight
is still on for tomorrow.
410
00:20:02,703 --> 00:20:04,804
Okay.
411
00:20:04,805 --> 00:20:06,239
But...
412
00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:08,808
it was nice to meet you.
413
00:20:08,809 --> 00:20:10,577
And thank you.
414
00:20:10,578 --> 00:20:12,212
Aw, no, no, no, no. Thank you.
415
00:20:12,213 --> 00:20:14,414
All right?
It was nice to meet you, too.
416
00:20:14,415 --> 00:20:15,815
Come here.
417
00:20:15,816 --> 00:20:18,551
All right? Stay strong, okay?
418
00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:24,591
Uh, Tasha?
419
00:20:24,592 --> 00:20:26,159
Yeah?
420
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:28,428
If you can, remember
what you taught me, right?
421
00:20:28,429 --> 00:20:30,731
You-you... taught me
about new experiences
422
00:20:30,732 --> 00:20:34,134
and new friends and...
and being open-minded.
423
00:20:34,135 --> 00:20:36,636
You-you... taught me
With all that being said, um...
424
00:20:36,637 --> 00:20:38,838
give the cream a chance.
425
00:20:45,346 --> 00:20:47,280
Nah, it's nasty.
426
00:20:58,601 --> 00:21:00,268
Why have you forsaken me, Lord?!
Hey, you!
427
00:21:00,269 --> 00:21:05,080
- Lady, help me! Please!
- I got my own problems.
428
00:21:05,081 --> 00:21:07,582
What you mean your own problems? Huh?
429
00:21:07,583 --> 00:21:09,884
Oh, God, this is... this is crazy.
430
00:21:09,885 --> 00:21:12,053
This is worse than
I ever thought it could be.
431
00:21:12,054 --> 00:21:15,423
Look, guys, nobody cares.
Obviously nobody ever has!
432
00:21:15,424 --> 00:21:20,095
Chicago, look, if I die,
the blood is on your hands!
433
00:21:20,096 --> 00:21:21,596
Or the snow. Whatever!
434
00:21:21,597 --> 00:21:23,732
Look, but if I don't, and I live,
435
00:21:23,733 --> 00:21:26,968
I'll see you next week.
And thanks for watching.
436
00:21:26,969 --> 00:21:29,204
And remember...
437
00:21:29,205 --> 00:21:31,339
you can't spell great...
438
00:21:31,340 --> 00:21:33,508
without Channel...
439
00:21:33,509 --> 00:21:35,510
Channel 8.
440
00:21:37,145 --> 00:21:43,692
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