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Okay. You want to live with me,
you eat when I eat.
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Man, afterwards, we can get
some leftovers, go home
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and watch this documentary
on the '70s gas crisis.
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Wait. Didn't we just watch that?
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No, no, no, man,
that was a documentary
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on the '70s calculator craze.
That was a game changer.
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Americans didn't have
to use their brains anymore.
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Well, actually, I got a date tonight.
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Oh. Well, go ahead, invite her by.
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Matter of fact,
why don't you call up Rel?
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Everybody can come by.
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We do not get together enough
as a family, man.
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Dad, we just watched
the Bulls game two nights ago.
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You're gonna miss these
moments when I'm gone.
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I'll be out the house,
walking around naked,
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don't even know my own name,
can't find my way back home.
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Hey, here comes the chef. Cool.
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Konnichiwa.
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All right, we're gonna start
with the vegetables, okay?
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Look at these vegetables...
Oh, look at that.
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Oh, look at that.
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Choo-choo! Chooga-chugga,
chugga-chugga, chugga-chugga...
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Oh, and I'm about... and I'm
gonna throw it over there.
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You ready? Here we go.
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Uh...
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Give me... give me,
give me one second.
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Damn it, Harold!
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What is wrong with you?!
Okay, it's just a shrimp tail!
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It should be thrown in the bowl!
Why did you use your left hand?
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You're right-handed! Also,
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you're not supposed
to use the Japanese accent.
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They've told you a hundred times
that it's racist,
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and it makes everybody at work
feel uncomfortable.
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You don't want them
to start talking jive, do you?
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Do you?!
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Ah, there. You know what I mean?
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All right, what are we gonna do?
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We're gonna get these eggs
going, right?
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Oh. Egg time.
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Egg time. Ooh!
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Aah!
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One second, I'll be right back.
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You idiot!
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You don't know
how to break a freaking egg?!
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Now you got yolk on your hand!
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Damn it! Stop it, Harold!
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Uh, hi.
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You know, this...
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Look, guys, I'll-I'll level with you.
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I don't have a Japanese accent.
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- I don't know if you knew that.
- Yeah.
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I'm an ordinary African-American
man named Harold.
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Guys, look, this is my first day.
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I just really wanted
to impress you guys.
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I've been training all week, and,
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you know, my family's usually
disappointed!
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Why did you put your hands
on the grill, you idiot?!
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All right, Terry, Erica,
look, I love helping you
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with your homework on
FaceTime and everything,
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but this new math is a little
confusing, so do me a favor.
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Everything I told you,
ask your mama if it's right.
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A'ight? Okay, I love y'all.
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Aw. Bye.
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Ooh. All right, let's see here.
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Today...
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It says here you got
hypoglycemia, hypertension.
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Wow. You're what we call
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in the medical community a "hype man."
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Oh, great, another Patch
Adams up in this bitch.
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You know, with that attitude,
you're not gonna get a lollipop.
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I'm kidding.
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I got you right here, brother.
There we go.
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Okay, you ain't gonna have it.
It's all good.
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Well, Mr. Nickels...
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Wait. Grady Nickels.
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Were you in a band called The Dragons?
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Oh. You a fan, huh?
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Uh, I mean, sort of.
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Look, my dad was in The Dragons.
He played the bass.
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Milton's son became a doctor.
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Not exactly.
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I mean, I'm a nurse.
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Oh. That sounds more like it.
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I don't know what that means,
but you know something?
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I think Dad'll be really excited
to know that you're here,
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you know what I mean?
So, I'm gonna give him a call.
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This is what's gonna happen.
I'm gonna be like,
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"Hey, Dad. Who's in this hospital?
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You ain't gonna believe it."
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And then you're gonna just
start singing.
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Oh, this is gonna be beautiful.
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One of us gonna cry.
It's probably gonna be me.
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I never want to talk
to that bastard again.
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I mean, you could've just said that.
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You didn't have
to knock my phone down.
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I didn't realize
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Dad was hated so much by somebody
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that they would break my phone
to get back at him.
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And damn it,
I forgot to get their insurance.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Wasn't Nickels the front man
in the band's publicity photos?
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He was the one going like this, right?
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No, no, no.
See, you got that all wrong.
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That-that was Mitchell, okay?
Nickels was the one like this.
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You know, he did the...
the sleepy, sexy pose.
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Oh. Mm-hmm.
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So, what pose did y'all dad do?
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- Oh.
- Oh. Oh, no, see, he would...
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He was cool about it, right?
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He was on a lamp...
lamppost like this.
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He had his... his legs crossed,
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he had his bass in his hand,
he did this.
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So what do you think happened
between Dad and Nickels, anyway?
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I'm guessing somebody stole
somebody's woman or their TV.
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'Cause those are the only
two things guys care about.
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Bitches and flat-screens.
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Prove me wrong.
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Do you always listen
to people's conversations?
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Yes, all the time,
unless they're boring.
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But y'all problems are so good,
though.
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Look, I don't really get it,
myself, too,
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'cause I-I thought
they were all still cool.
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Maybe just lost touch with each other.
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You know, you know, life happens.
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Look, it seems like Dad has lost
touch with all of his friends.
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I mean, I love him,
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but I'm running out
of documentaries to watch.
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I feel like
I'm wasting my 20s being 60.
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Hey, you know something?
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Dad always texting me at work,
"What's up?"
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And then, if, like...
if he calls me, I don't answer,
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then he FaceTime me.
The one thing I hate
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about FaceTiming Dad...
he's real close to the phone.
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Why do old people be so close
to the phone
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- when they're FaceTiming?
- Oh.
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And plus, Dad is so needy.
You know what I'm saying?
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Man, for the first time, Britt,
I'm actually jealous
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that your dad abandoned you.
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Thanks, Nat. I'll try to remember that
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the next time
I'm at a movie with a guy,
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and he goes to get the popcorn,
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and I assume he ain't coming back.
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You know what you should do?
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Go to one of those theaters
where you order the popcorn
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from your seat,
and they bring it to you.
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That'll keep his ass in that seat.
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That actually ain't a bad idea.
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- So really, what should we do?
- Look,
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we know how Nickels feel about Dad,
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but we don't know
how Dad feel about Nickels.
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Look, I don't know.
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Maybe we should do what he
did to us when we fought.
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Take off his belt
and light our asses up?
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No, no, no, the other thing.
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Okay, when, you know,
he would lock us up in a room
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and make us talk until we made up.
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Maybe we get both of them
in the same room,
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and all those old memories start
coming up, they'll stop beefing.
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Only thing about that is,
we just got to figure out a way
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to get Dad to see Nickels
in the hospital.
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Leave that to me.
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Oh, I know this is gonna be good.
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Man, I can't believe
Scottie Pippen is getting
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his appendix taken out.
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- Thanks, Nat.
- I knew you'd want to come here.
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You're the biggest
Scottie Pippen fan I know.
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I know, man.
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Uh, get that off of you.
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I got a surprise for you.
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- I'm all better?
- No.
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But, I got
a non-medical surprise for you.
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You got a visitor.
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My estranged wife?
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No.
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My estranged daughter?
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No, but damn, man,
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how many estranged people
you got in your life?
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Scottie Pippen, it's such an hon...,
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Nickels?
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You ain't Scottie Pippen.
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What's going on, Rel?
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Hear me out. Nickels.
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This is... your homeboy.
And it's you here.
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You know, I figured, you know,
I don't know what happened,
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'cause I wasn't really born when...
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you know, with you guys,
years ago. And I was like,
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"Okay, maybe I should do a good thing,
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"'cause they used
to be bandmates and friends.
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"How about I get them together, right,
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and have them talk
and figure some things out?"
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So, what me and Nat gonna do...
we gonna leave
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and let y'all do your thing, a'ight?
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- Son of a bitch!
- Dirty bastard!
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Hey! Hey! Wait, wait, wait!
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- Wait! Hey!
- What?
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Oh, wait! Hey! Hey!
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You bring a man here I hate
in a room I can't leave?!
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Man, I don't care about... Pull
the plug, Rel! Pull the plug!
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- What. Wait. What? What plug?
- Pull the plug, Rel!
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Wait. Dad, it's a phone charger.
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I don't care! Pull it!
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He can't call nobody.
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Give me my ball back!
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Man, that fight was crazy.
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Look, I know Dad was trying
to hurt Nickels,
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but when I talked to the doctor,
he said
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that the physical stimulation
actually improved
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his overall heart function.
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Nah, man, you don't fight like that
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if all you did was lose touch
with somebody.
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There's something
Dad's not telling us.
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He ain't tell us Nickels was
this fine.
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Okay, slow down, slow down,
Britt, okay?
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That was 30 years ago.
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Look, I looked at his X-rays, okay?
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He look like Donald Glover
on the outside,
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but inside, he's Danny Glover.
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Look, Rel, I love an old hot guy.
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He's still got the confidence
of a young hot guy,
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just without the options.
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You know what a man like that
gets as he grows older?
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Sick.
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The man is in a hospital bed.
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No. Perspective.
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Look, they realize
they can't treat women
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like they used to, right?
So they up their game.
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If I want a man that's gonna
make me the center of his life,
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I'm-a choose a man that ain't
got that much life left.
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Hmm.
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I mean, you make a good point,
but damn.
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You owe me Scottie Pippen's autograph.
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And don't come home till you get it.
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Hi, Dad. Quick question.
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What was that fight with Nickels
all about?
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All right, you want the truth?
I'll tell you the truth.
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Back in the day, Nickels tried
to hook up with your mom.
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It was before one of our big shows.
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I saw him talking to her
with my own eyes.
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Then when I confronted him
about it, you know,
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he got mad and kicked me out the band.
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Pretty bastard think
everything belong to him.
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Wait, but-but Mom wouldn't
hook up with Nickels, right?
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No, no. We had a loyal
and loving relationship.
244
00:10:42,316 --> 00:10:44,584
It's about Nickels crossing
that unforgivable line.
245
00:10:44,585 --> 00:10:45,785
You know what I'm talking about.
246
00:10:45,786 --> 00:10:47,019
All right, it makes sense.
247
00:10:47,020 --> 00:10:48,821
I get why you would be upset,
248
00:10:48,822 --> 00:10:52,725
but, you know, that flirtation
happened, like, decades ago.
249
00:10:52,726 --> 00:10:55,090
You still would hold on
to a grudge like that?
250
00:10:55,091 --> 00:10:56,092
Yes.
251
00:10:56,093 --> 00:10:59,866
A good grudge
will keep you young and vital.
252
00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:02,235
Listen, Dad, living with you,
253
00:11:02,236 --> 00:11:04,971
I've noticed that you don't have
that many friends or...
254
00:11:04,972 --> 00:11:06,639
a friend at all.
255
00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:08,508
Uh, wouldn't it be nice
256
00:11:08,509 --> 00:11:09,976
- if you just had somebody...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
257
00:11:09,977 --> 00:11:11,844
I know you not calling me lonely.
258
00:11:11,845 --> 00:11:13,479
Mr. Go on a Fake Date.
259
00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:15,314
Ain't no girl come by the house yet.
260
00:11:18,318 --> 00:11:20,887
I choose to be by myself,
261
00:11:20,888 --> 00:11:22,655
just like I choose
262
00:11:22,656 --> 00:11:24,524
to go down to the bar
and read a newspaper.
263
00:11:24,525 --> 00:11:26,993
By myself. By choice.
264
00:11:31,999 --> 00:11:33,966
I can't believe all this happened
265
00:11:33,967 --> 00:11:36,903
because Nickels flirted with Mom.
266
00:11:36,904 --> 00:11:38,905
It's not. Look...
267
00:11:38,906 --> 00:11:41,407
Nickels flirts with your mother,
268
00:11:41,408 --> 00:11:43,342
and your dad is the one
to get kicked out?
269
00:11:43,343 --> 00:11:48,047
Story don't add up. Your father lying.
270
00:11:48,048 --> 00:11:49,816
So if y'all want them
to be friends again,
271
00:11:49,817 --> 00:11:51,917
you're gonna have to find
out what really happened.
272
00:11:53,787 --> 00:11:56,155
Brittany's got a point.
273
00:11:56,156 --> 00:11:58,157
All right, Nat.
274
00:11:58,158 --> 00:12:00,893
We got to go down here
and holler at Nickels.
275
00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:02,495
W-Wait, I should come, too.
276
00:12:02,496 --> 00:12:06,332
I could probably raise his... spirits.
277
00:12:11,705 --> 00:12:14,707
- Hey, Mr. Nickels.
- Hey.
278
00:12:14,708 --> 00:12:17,443
How you doing, man?
Uh, how you feeling?
279
00:12:17,444 --> 00:12:19,712
- Good, except I got this pain in my...
- Oh, oh, okay.
280
00:12:19,713 --> 00:12:22,381
I didn't really mean it.
I'm off the clock.
281
00:12:22,382 --> 00:12:24,183
But I did have a question for you.
282
00:12:24,184 --> 00:12:26,219
Why did you kick my dad
out of The Dragons?
283
00:12:26,220 --> 00:12:28,120
Okay, before we get
into all of that, though,
284
00:12:28,121 --> 00:12:30,356
I just want to say I'm Brittany.
285
00:12:32,392 --> 00:12:34,393
And I'm Grady Nickels.
286
00:12:34,394 --> 00:12:37,496
And you can call me all day
and all of the night.
287
00:12:39,466 --> 00:12:41,234
Look at you.
288
00:12:41,235 --> 00:12:44,303
So wise, so sexy, so sick.
289
00:12:44,304 --> 00:12:47,273
Brittany, okay, come on, now.
290
00:12:50,010 --> 00:12:52,612
Look, we want to know
what happened with The Dragons.
291
00:12:52,613 --> 00:12:54,247
Did you really hook up with our mom?
292
00:12:54,248 --> 00:12:56,616
Is that what that jackass told you?
293
00:12:56,617 --> 00:12:59,385
That's not even remotely
what happened.
294
00:13:03,957 --> 00:13:07,593
It was a warm, funky
Saturday afternoon in 1979.
295
00:13:07,594 --> 00:13:09,495
It was Soul Battle,
296
00:13:09,496 --> 00:13:12,999
Chicago's biggest and only
TV band competition show.
297
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,735
The Dragons were on live TV,
298
00:13:15,736 --> 00:13:19,105
and if we won, we would've been
the opening act for Rick James
299
00:13:19,106 --> 00:13:22,008
on the East Coast leg of his tour.
300
00:13:22,009 --> 00:13:24,477
Now, your dad did see me talking
to your mom,
301
00:13:24,478 --> 00:13:25,978
but I wasn't coming on to her.
302
00:13:25,979 --> 00:13:28,047
I got too much respect
for her to do that.
303
00:13:28,048 --> 00:13:31,117
Although I was known as a bit of
a ladies' man back in the day.
304
00:13:31,118 --> 00:13:33,586
I can see that.
305
00:13:33,587 --> 00:13:35,321
Okay, okay, Brittany,
would you slow down?
306
00:13:35,322 --> 00:13:37,582
Stop being so thirsty and let
the man finish his story.
307
00:13:39,626 --> 00:13:41,861
But your dad was convinced
he saw what he saw,
308
00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:44,397
so he brought his anger onto stage.
309
00:13:50,671 --> 00:13:53,806
I started to do my
locally famous Dragon Hip Dip
310
00:13:53,807 --> 00:13:55,841
with the Soul Battle Girls.
311
00:13:57,878 --> 00:14:00,212
And that's when it happened.
312
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,600
How you like that now, pretty bastard?
313
00:14:21,601 --> 00:14:23,903
Huh? Who got the hip moves now?
314
00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:30,076
Go on. I don't need none of y'all.
315
00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:31,844
Go on.
316
00:14:31,845 --> 00:14:34,347
So, that was the last time
that your father and I spoke.
317
00:14:34,348 --> 00:14:35,815
Until the other day...
318
00:14:35,816 --> 00:14:38,684
when we tried to choke each other.
319
00:14:38,685 --> 00:14:41,020
Okay, look, my dad says one thing,
320
00:14:41,021 --> 00:14:42,655
and then you say another thing.
321
00:14:42,656 --> 00:14:44,690
Look, one of y'all lying.
322
00:14:44,691 --> 00:14:46,592
- Hey, Nickels, you up?
- Yes.
323
00:14:46,593 --> 00:14:48,260
Come on in, man. Perfect timing.
324
00:14:48,261 --> 00:14:49,895
Ask them.
325
00:14:49,896 --> 00:14:51,864
Hey, these are Milton's sons.
326
00:14:51,865 --> 00:14:53,199
Wait, so you guys are the...
327
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:54,700
These are the other three Dragons.
328
00:14:54,701 --> 00:14:56,402
I'm Mitchell.
329
00:14:56,403 --> 00:14:58,771
White Steve.
330
00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:01,407
Regular Steve.
331
00:15:01,408 --> 00:15:04,243
You all aged so well.
Can I be in the band?
332
00:15:05,278 --> 00:15:06,612
- Brittany.
- What, damn it?
333
00:15:06,613 --> 00:15:08,114
I'm single.
334
00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:09,415
Look, guys.
335
00:15:09,416 --> 00:15:11,250
I just need a few answers, for real.
336
00:15:11,251 --> 00:15:13,652
Now, which one of them
is the reason why The Dragons...
337
00:15:13,653 --> 00:15:14,720
It's your daddy's fault.
338
00:15:14,721 --> 00:15:16,789
100% your dad.
339
00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:18,724
Oh, your dad, man. He sucks.
340
00:15:26,524 --> 00:15:28,270
Okay, Dad look, we
talked to the Dragons.
341
00:15:28,271 --> 00:15:30,639
And they told us the reason why
you was kicked out the group.
342
00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:32,641
It wasn't for confronting Nickels.
343
00:15:32,642 --> 00:15:35,678
They kicked you out because
you acted really crazy onstage
344
00:15:35,679 --> 00:15:37,613
and ruined their chances
of opening up for Rick James.
345
00:15:37,614 --> 00:15:39,248
I tried to spare you the details, man.
346
00:15:39,249 --> 00:15:42,785
I'm a grown-ass man,
so I did what I had to do.
347
00:15:42,786 --> 00:15:44,753
He also let us know
348
00:15:44,754 --> 00:15:47,423
that he didn't come on
to Mom like that.
349
00:15:47,424 --> 00:15:49,959
So why you ain't just
ask Mom what happened?
350
00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:52,328
I did ask her, all right?
351
00:15:52,329 --> 00:15:55,130
- When we got home.
- And what'd she say?
352
00:15:55,131 --> 00:15:58,233
She said I was mistaken
and I owed Nickels an apology.
353
00:15:58,234 --> 00:16:02,705
But you know what?
I said, "What's done is done."
354
00:16:02,706 --> 00:16:05,240
And then I slept on the couch
for a week.
355
00:16:05,241 --> 00:16:08,310
So why won't you just apologize?
356
00:16:08,311 --> 00:16:11,981
Look, man, I just fought
with my friend on live TV.
357
00:16:11,982 --> 00:16:14,950
Yeah, I-I was in too deep.
358
00:16:14,951 --> 00:16:19,254
Hate to be real with you, Dad,
but that's just being petty.
359
00:16:19,255 --> 00:16:21,156
Look, Dad, you taught us, right,
360
00:16:21,157 --> 00:16:23,025
you taught us
to own up to our mistakes.
361
00:16:23,026 --> 00:16:25,294
The way Shannon left,
362
00:16:25,295 --> 00:16:27,262
I had to take a look at myself
in the mirror, right?
363
00:16:27,263 --> 00:16:29,365
And own up to the things I did.
364
00:16:29,366 --> 00:16:32,534
And I had to ask myself,
"What did you do?
365
00:16:32,535 --> 00:16:34,837
And what you gonna do
to make it better?"
366
00:16:34,838 --> 00:16:37,272
Now, look, I'm not trying
to be disrespectful, Dad,
367
00:16:37,273 --> 00:16:39,274
but you need to do the same thing.
368
00:16:39,275 --> 00:16:41,043
Oh, you going
right past disrespectful.
369
00:16:41,044 --> 00:16:43,145
You're on your way to insulting, okay?
370
00:16:43,146 --> 00:16:45,614
Dad, you got four guys
371
00:16:45,615 --> 00:16:47,316
that you got history with.
372
00:16:47,317 --> 00:16:50,052
And life is short. And you'll be sorry
373
00:16:50,053 --> 00:16:52,287
if you don't take this chance
to reconnect with them.
374
00:16:54,324 --> 00:16:58,193
Look, I-I wish I could go back
and make things different.
375
00:16:58,194 --> 00:17:00,395
- But it's too late.
- Well, Pop...
376
00:17:02,632 --> 00:17:05,534
...it might not be too late.
377
00:17:05,535 --> 00:17:07,770
Oh, what the hell is going on?
378
00:17:07,771 --> 00:17:09,538
Come on in, fellas.
379
00:17:12,008 --> 00:17:14,009
Nickels?
380
00:17:14,010 --> 00:17:16,378
You're out the hospital already?
I thought you were sick.
381
00:17:16,379 --> 00:17:19,314
We took care of that.
382
00:17:24,220 --> 00:17:25,988
I'm-a have a stent put
in my heart tomorrow.
383
00:17:25,989 --> 00:17:27,656
And because nothing is guaranteed,
384
00:17:27,657 --> 00:17:30,059
I figured I'd give you a chance
to apologize,
385
00:17:30,060 --> 00:17:32,661
because I was never flirting
with your girl.
386
00:17:32,662 --> 00:17:36,265
I was only telling her how
great of a man she has.
387
00:17:36,266 --> 00:17:39,368
Look, a part of me wishes
I hadn't attacked you
388
00:17:39,369 --> 00:17:42,237
on live TV
and, uh, destroyed the band.
389
00:17:42,238 --> 00:17:44,239
And, uh...
390
00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:46,341
um...
391
00:17:46,342 --> 00:17:49,378
I'm-I'm sorry.
392
00:17:49,379 --> 00:17:51,847
It was okay. It was only our career.
393
00:17:53,650 --> 00:17:55,184
And I can understand
why you might have thought
394
00:17:55,185 --> 00:17:56,819
I was flirting with your girl
395
00:17:56,820 --> 00:17:58,420
since I did sleep
with everybody else's girl.
396
00:17:58,421 --> 00:18:01,456
And Regular Steve's mom.
397
00:18:03,259 --> 00:18:06,328
Oh, it's cool. He asked first.
398
00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:12,401
Okay, now, look,
399
00:18:12,402 --> 00:18:15,604
this is all kind of weird,
this whole situation,
400
00:18:15,605 --> 00:18:19,374
but I am happy to see
The Dragons back together again.
401
00:18:19,375 --> 00:18:21,376
Well...
402
00:18:21,377 --> 00:18:24,546
...we're really not
back together unless...
403
00:18:24,547 --> 00:18:27,249
- One, two, three.
- Dragons!
404
00:18:28,651 --> 00:18:30,018
Yeah, it's gonna be funky.
405
00:18:32,756 --> 00:18:34,857
This is a little song I wrote
for all my many special ladies.
406
00:18:34,858 --> 00:18:37,726
- Mm-hmm.
- You know who you are, even if I don't.
407
00:18:39,529 --> 00:18:41,897
It's called "Sneaky Freaky."
408
00:18:46,636 --> 00:18:50,272
♪ Just because you wear a ring ♪
409
00:18:50,273 --> 00:18:52,541
♪ It don't mean a thing ♪
410
00:18:54,978 --> 00:18:57,346
♪ When your man is going solo ♪
411
00:18:57,347 --> 00:19:00,482
♪ Me and you put on our own show ♪
412
00:19:00,483 --> 00:19:02,885
♪ And nobody needs to know ♪
413
00:19:02,886 --> 00:19:07,156
♪ We're gettin' sneaky freaky, ow ♪
414
00:19:07,157 --> 00:19:11,960
♪ We're gettin' sneaky freaky, ow... ♪
415
00:19:11,961 --> 00:19:13,595
Look, would it make y'all
uncomfortable
416
00:19:13,596 --> 00:19:16,632
if I threw my panties on stage?
417
00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:18,333
Hey, look, I don't know
if you know this,
418
00:19:18,334 --> 00:19:20,269
but I'm actually with the band,
you know what I mean?
419
00:19:20,270 --> 00:19:24,473
I'm the videographer. Ooh, okay.
420
00:19:24,474 --> 00:19:28,644
♪ Ow, we're gettin' sneaky freaky ♪
421
00:19:28,645 --> 00:19:30,145
♪ Ow ♪
422
00:19:30,146 --> 00:19:32,581
♪ We're gettin' sneaky freaky ♪
423
00:19:32,582 --> 00:19:37,452
♪ Ow, we're gettin' sneaky freaky ♪
424
00:19:37,453 --> 00:19:40,088
♪ Ow ♪
425
00:19:40,089 --> 00:19:42,257
♪ Sneaky, sneaky, freaky, freaky ♪
426
00:19:42,258 --> 00:19:44,693
♪ Sneaky, sneaky, freaky, freaky ♪
427
00:19:44,694 --> 00:19:46,695
♪ Sneaky, sneaky, freaky, freaky ♪
428
00:19:46,696 --> 00:19:49,898
♪ Sneaky, sneaky, freaky, freaky ♪
429
00:19:52,135 --> 00:19:53,802
♪ We're gettin' sneaky freaky. ♪
430
00:20:03,079 --> 00:20:05,981
Cheers, my brother.
I'm glad you're feeling better.
431
00:20:05,982 --> 00:20:09,351
Yeah, man. Your son said
take it easy on the sodium,
432
00:20:09,352 --> 00:20:11,320
but he ain't here.
433
00:20:11,321 --> 00:20:12,888
Harold, double soy sauce.
434
00:20:14,390 --> 00:20:16,391
You hear that, Harold?
They love you, man.
435
00:20:16,392 --> 00:20:18,727
You are the man.
436
00:20:18,728 --> 00:20:21,029
That's right. Here we go.
437
00:20:21,030 --> 00:20:23,232
Yes!
438
00:20:23,233 --> 00:20:26,435
You said double soy sauce, I got you.
439
00:20:26,436 --> 00:20:28,337
I'm gonna double the soy sauce.
440
00:20:28,338 --> 00:20:30,305
We're gonna get this shrimp started.
441
00:20:30,306 --> 00:20:31,740
All right,
I'm about to do this trick here,
442
00:20:31,741 --> 00:20:32,975
and I hope y'all are ready.
443
00:20:32,976 --> 00:20:34,743
This is my famous shrimp toss.
444
00:20:34,744 --> 00:20:36,511
You ready?
445
00:20:36,512 --> 00:20:39,281
No look.
446
00:20:48,324 --> 00:20:50,597
Come on, now. Come on.
447
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,050
Come on, now.
448
00:21:00,774 --> 00:21:02,709
Sing it!
449
00:21:02,710 --> 00:21:04,777
That's our girl.
450
00:21:22,207 --> 00:21:28,771
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