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♪♪♪

Just dropped the kids
at the sleepover.

They're gone?

They're gone.

They're gone!

Yeah!

[ Both laugh ]

I mean, we love them.

Of course.
They're our everything.

Yeah.

But right now...

they're gone!
They're gone!

Unh, unh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Aw, yeah, yeah, yeah.

What? What? What?

♪ We've got no kids ♪

♪ We've got no kids ♪
♪ We've got no kids ♪

I have been looking forward
to this sleepover

for three weeks.

We finally have the house
to ourselves.

I know. The dream!

How long do we have,
you know,

before our kids,
who are beautiful,

but exhausting, return?

24 hours.

24 hours?
That's like a whole day.

I know.

We can do anything
we've ever wanted to do.

Yeah. That's why
we've got our lists.

I've been working on mine
for months.

Oh, yeah.

Every time I see someone
do something cool

that I know that we can't do
because we have kids,

boom, goes in the notes section
of my phone.

Ooh, you know
what we should do?

Huh?
We should throw axes,

you know, at that place
where you chuck it

at the trees outside.

Although that ‐‐ that does sound
a little dangerous.

Yeah.
We're both very clumsy.

Yeah.

Oh, wait.
How about this?

We could binge that show
that we pretend to watch

but haven't
actually seen?

We're such liars.

[ Both laugh ]

As long as we get to go
to that new bar,

the Thirsty Mini‐Cow.

That's where Danielle
and Ramsy went

on their
hashtag‐kid‐free‐weekend.

The dream!

Mm.

Oh, and at the bar,
they have these new things

called tequila milkshakes,

and you enter
the gender‐neutral bathroom

through a bodega
in the back.

Ooh.

How about a toast?

[ Cork squeals ]

To a night
without our children,

who I love so much,

but, again, are gone.

[ Chuckles ]

As they say in Jewish,
L'Chaim.

I hear Dom Pérignon.

Oh, it's Korbel.
Who died?

Hey,
what are we toasting?

What are we toasting?

Uh, a night
without our kids.

Oh! That's the best.

Of course, the grandkids
are my life,

but since the little buzzkills
are gone,

should we play charades?

Aw, Deb, baby...
Come on.

...Dave and Rebecca
don't want to do that

on their free night.

Oh, thank you, Stew.

Yeah.
Ken Burns has a new documentary

we could watch instead ‐‐
"Mitt Romney: A Life."

[ Laughs ]

Shall I nuke up
some tuna?

Tuna!
[ Laughs ]

There's the tuna dance.

Mmm.

♪♪♪

Okay, so we'll work around
my parents.

But nothing is gonna stop us
from having the best night ever.

Can't they just have
a sleepover?

Call one of the Karens.

The Karens
are with the Carols.

Those eight people
are inseparable.

[ Scoffs ] It's not like
my parents don't annoy me.

Have you noticed my dad saying
a lot lately, "Yes and no"?

God. I know.

It can't be both, Stew.

They're opposites.

[ Scoffs ]

But they are not ruining
our big night.

Hey, guys.

Whatcha talking about?
Oh ‐‐

Oh, well ‐‐
Don't care.

Uh, just wanted
to let you know

I will not be reachable
this weekend.

I didn't think we were gonna try
to reach you.

I'm doing a digital detox.

Oh, a digital detox?

Yeah. Okay, so, there's
this amazing retreat up north

where you just go and stay
in a yurt and unplug ‐‐

no distractions,
no phones.

I posted about it
on Insta.

Oh, yeah.

"Gonna recharge the batteries
by not using the batteries.

Hashtag stars, hashtag nature,
hashtag no phones."

That's a lot of hashtags
for a digital detox.

Oh, I forgot one ‐‐
hashtag can‐you‐feed‐my‐dogs?

Joanna.
[ Both sigh ]

We already are gonna have
to work around my Dad ‐‐

She's gone.

How does she do that?!

♪♪♪

So, Joanna needs someone
to watch the dogs?

Thank you, baby.
No prob.

Thanks, Mom.

We'll get a dog walker.

But wouldn't it be better
if, I don't know,

you guys were there
and did it?

Uh, yes...and no.

Look,
we love Joanna's dogs.

They're our
fur grandbabies.

[ Chuckles ]
But having said that,

they're not
our grandbabies.

They're dogs.

Well, the thing is, we kind of
had a big night planned.

Oh, that's it?

Well, why didn't you say?

We'll go feed the mutts,
then come back,

and the four of us can do
something fun.

Not all of us, Mom.

Ohh. That's making
a lot more sense.

Just the three of us.

Rebecca, you could watch
the dogs.

No, Debbie.

Dave and I want to spend
the night together.

Alone.

Together.

Just the two of us.

Me. And Dave.

Okay, I'm reading
between the lines here,

and I think you two need
some alone time.

Yes, that's exactly
what we said.

'Cause I'm picking up
what you're putting in.

I don't understand
what that means.

You want to be alone.

Yes, that's ‐‐ I know.

That's what we said.

[ Chuckles ]
I know. Me too.

Okay. Enjoy.

You two are so lucky to have me
in your corner.

Do me a favor ‐‐

have sex on the kitchen counter
like me and Daddy.

Yeah.

See, 'cause, technically
it's an island,

so it's like vacation sex.

♪♪♪

So, you're going up there
all alone?

Yes.

In the mountains
all by yourself?

Yes. In a yurt.

A yurt?
What's a yurt?

It's a yurt.
It's a fancy tent.

Sounds like a house.

No, Stewie,
it's for hot yoga.

No, it's not.

It's a tent.
The yurt?

The tent.

The tent is the yurt.

A fancy tent
for hot yoga.

Guys, please stop.

You don't get it.

Yes, we do. We do.

You're going up
to the mountains

to live in a tree house
on the ground

and eat hot yogurt?

Well, it's better
than being all alone here.

To be honest,

this is why I'm going.

It is all my friends
from college...

Ah.
...on a trip to Mexico.

Wow. Look at that.
[ Chuckles ]

Oh, fun!

Look,
there's what's‐her‐name

with what's‐her‐face
and that girl.

Yeah. Yeah, all my friends
whose names you can't remember

are there,
and I wasn't invited.

What do you mean,
you weren't invited?

Ohh.
You're a Klein.

No Klein has not been invited
to a party since the 1930s.

That's why Grandpa Klein
left Poland...

and other reasons.

Okay, now you're making me
sadder.

All my friends went on vacation
without me.

I feel really left out.

Ohh.
It hurts my feelings.

I mean, look at this!

They have a swim‐up bar

where you can get massages
in the water,

except it's not water.

The whole pool's
a margarita.

God.

Stewie, do you see
what's happening here?

Yes. And no.

I'm a little confused
about the whole margarita thing.

I better make some
just in case.

No, no, sweetie,
Joanna is very upset.

It's fate
that we be here,

not to watch
the fur grandbabies,

but to baby
our skin baby.

We need to give her
100% of our attention,

give her
the best night ever.

Doesn't that make sense?

Yes.

And no.

Are we having margaritas
or what?

Alright, I am off to a yurt
to be alone with my thoughts.

Uh, sweetie,
are you really sure

that this is the best idea
right now?

I don't want to sit around here
checking my phone,

looking at all the fun
they're having in Mexico.

Ohh, sweetie,
Mommy's here.

Come sit down.

‐Oh, boy.
‐But...my yurt.

Oh, what's your hurry?

It's rush hour.

Give it a minute.

That is true.

I should probably try
to avoid all that traffic.

Exactly.

Stew, what's the hold‐up
with the margaritas?

♪♪♪

Rebecca: The perfect night
is about to begin.

Alright,
the kids are gone.

Time to binge.

Okay.
We should start now

because we have lots to do,

and the premiere and finale
are both 2 hours

and we only have 21.

Well, we can kind of skip
every other episode, you know?

Yeah, I heard this was filmed
over the course of 11 years,

but I'm sure the core cast
stays the same.

[ Chuckles ]

Huh.
Not sure what's up.

It doesn't seem
to be working.

Well, did you bang it?

I ‐‐ Yeah.

I'm gonna call
customer service.

Alright,
I'll get under the hood.

Okay.

Man: Please note
there are outages in your area.

We are working to repair it
as soon as possible.

Your wait time is...2 hours.

They always overestimate
these things.

Your wait time
is now...4 hours.

Alright, guess I'll start
unplugging and replugging.

[ Blowing forcefully ]

Nothing. I...

We are wasting
our valuable time

trying to watch
this stupid TV show!

Forget this show.

Go grab
your tiny backpack.

We're going
to the Thirsty Mini‐Cow.

We're gonna get Green Eggs
and Hammered.

I'm gonna get
perfect‐level drunk

to where my dancing's
incredible.

Oh. I've never seen that level
of drunk from you.

Let's go. It's time to grease up
the old belly‐button ring.

Oh, yeah.
No one likes a dry button.

♪♪♪

And Mario the Baker's here,

and now we've got
all your old faves!

‐Ooh.
‐Whoo‐hoo!

Thanks, Dad.

I can't believe I was gonna go
to a yurt by myself.

What was I thinking?

I'm so glad
you decided to stay.

Me too.

This is exactly
what I needed.

I've wanted to order take‐out
from all my favorite places

all at the same time
since I was kid.

I remember.
[ Chuckles ]

And I've always wanted
to try egg roll on pizza.

Mmm.

Yeah.
[ Laughs ]

So cute.

Is it good?

Yes...and no!

[ Laughs ]

Alright, we've got to capture
this moment.

Ah!
Oh, oh! No, use
the Nashville filter ‐‐

flattering for all.

[ Both laugh ]

Oh, my God.

What?
Look at this.

Now my friends are doing
a human pyramid at the beach.

Alright, Joanna,
stop with the Instant Gram.

Live in the moment!

But in this moment...

I want my phone back!
No, wait!

Ahh!
Hide the phone!

Stop it!
You're distracting me...

Take the phone from me!
...from enjoying
the intermingling flavors...

She has to stop!
...of the egg roll
and the pizza...

‐No!
‐No way!

♪♪♪

This is fun.
So fun.

So fun.
So fun.

Is this line
not moving?

Uh, I'll get us in there
quickly.

Hold my coat.

Let me show you how it's done
in Florida.

My wife's from Tampa.

[ Exhales sharply ]

Hi, there.

Ma'am.
Uh, ma'am?

I'm wearing a choker,
sir.

If you let us in,
I'll give you a little...

something, something.

Ma'am,
we don't accept bribes.

And we also don't accept
crumpled‐up Target receipts

and what seems to be
birth‐control pills?

Sorry.

I'll get back in line.

It's a capacity issue.

Uh, I'll try.

Okay.

I'm not cutting.

I'm not cutting.

I'm not cutting.

I'm not cutting.
I'm not cutting.

Hey, man, what's up?
I'm Dave.

You know that lady
that just came up here before?

Yeah.
With the birth‐control pills?

Oof, God, I hope so.

Anyway, we're kind of having
a "our kids are at an overnight

and we only have 24 hours
to have the ultimate night"

situation,
so if you could be just awesome

for a second
and let us in,

that would be great.

I absolutely cannot.

It's a capacity issue.

I can't believe I put this
on our list, you know?

Stupid list.
I get it, babe.

You're just trying to make
this night count.

I've wasted so much of it.

And now we're on this line
that's not moving.

Well, maybe the problem
is we're just doing things

because other people
have done them.

Yeah, you're right.

We can't do what everyone else
is doing.

We need to do what Joanna
is doing ‐‐

you know, unplug.

Screw that list!

Yeah.

Let's go to a yurt!

Let's go to a yurt.

Yeah.

We should say goodbye,
though.

‐Buh‐bye, sir!
‐Bye, sir. Going to a yurt!

♪♪♪

Ahh?
Ahh.

Okay.

Right?
Yep.

It's a little different than the
pictures made it out to, but...

Yeah.

Eh. It'll be fine.

I mean, it has to be

since it took us two hours
to get here.

[ Chuckles ]

They gave us an air mattress
with no bedding

for the price
of a luxury hotel.

Hey, and look at this ‐‐

they even gave us
a fancy yurt spray called ‐‐

Oh, it's bear repellent.

Bear repellent?!

Okay.
Well, we'll be fine.

I'm just ‐‐
I'm so glad we're doing this.

You know what?
Me too. Really.

Yeah.

This is all I need ‐‐

my girl.

I mean, I‐I could have
used maybe a ‐‐

a light jacket, but...

Just kiss me.

Mnh!
Becca! Becca!

No, I'm okay! I'm okay!

That was terrible.

Yeah, that sucked.

Ohh.

[ Singing indistinctly ]

Ahh!
Ahh!

Mwah!
Mwah!

Joanna, why are you acting
so pouty?

We're having
so much fun.

‐Yeah!
‐Ooh, I know.

Why don't we do one
of those human triangles

like your friends?

[ Laughs ]

It's called a pyramid,
Mom.

And I don't think
that's the answer.

Of course
it's the answer.

Get up!

Come on!

Alright, well,
let me get a pic.

Whoo!

[ Laughter ]

Oh!
I want to be on top!

Alright.
I get to be on top.

It's nothing sexual.

It's just where I like to be
on a human pyramid.

Plus,
I'm a little "dwunk."

[ Both laugh ]

Hey, uh, I saw a Ken Burns
documentary on this.

The ancient Egyptians used to
build pyramids just like this.

They'd put people in poses
like this

and then drop rocks
on them.

Those were our people!

Mom, okay, get up.

I set the camera timer.
Okay. Alright. Okay.

Alright, get up there.
Ohh, ohh, I'm sorry.

That's alright.
Ah, ah, back's locking up!

Oh, my God,
we're doing it!

This is amazing!

[ Laughs ]

I'm queen of the Titanic!

[ Laughs ]

♪♪♪

[ Sighs ]

[ Exhaling rhythmically ]

I hate traffic!

See? Waze doesn't account
for deer.

[ Voice breaking ]
Like, I feel like I'm gonna cry.

We blew it!

We had one night!

I'm tired. I'm hungry.

We couldn't even have sex
right!

That is not our fault.

Wait a second.

Look at this!

Joanna never went
to the yurt.

She's hanging out
with your parents!

A human pyramid?!

They know
that's my biggest fear

but also something I need
to conquer!

[ Scoffs ]

Look at all this food!

Egg rolls on pizza?!

The forbidden topping!

My stupid sister,

convincing us that
that yurt was all that,

and then
she doesn't even go?!

Wait a minute.

Were we running around
all night

when we could have been having
a better time with your parents?

No! That ‐‐
That is cuckoo bananas!

I will not even entertain
that idea!

♪♪♪

Ahh.

This is fun, huh?

Isn't this fun, Joanna?

More fun than a tent.

Better than swimming
in some fakakta margarita pool.

Yeah, and honestly, people are
loving this human‐pyramid photo,

so I'm feeling
pretty good.

[ Chuckles ]
You're welcome.

Damn it.

Romy, Gigi, and Goldie
just liked the photo, too.

Well,
of course they did.

Everyone's talking
about it.

Ah.
My form was perfect.

No, you don't understand
the "sosh meeds."

I don't even understand
what you just said.

Okay,
sometimes on social media,

a "like" means
someone likes something,

and sometimes a "like" means,
"Haha, you loser!"

How did I get here?

I'm an adult woman

posting a human‐pyramid photo
with my parents.

Ouch.

Now this stupid photo's
just gonna be floating around

in the Internet ether
forever.

Why did I tag it
hashtag parent‐mid?

Ah.

To be fair, Joanna, your mother
and I told you not to.

Who cares?!
Why are you even following

these people all day
anyway?

Ah.
Because I like
to feel bad!

I don't know!

I don't know.

It's just so hard
to have fun

when you can see all the fun
everyone else is having.

Joanna,
listen to me.

If you're gonna be comparing
your life with everyone else's,

you are never
going to be happy.

Oh,
you have a great life!

Listen to Daddy.

And the only way to enjoy it
is to appreciate it.

You're right.
Yeah.

[ Knock on door ]

Oh, that must be
the lamb burgers.

Yeah, you know, your mother
and I could have been jealous

of Dave and Rebecca's
big night,

but, no, instead
we're just happy

thinking about what
a wonderful time they're having.

Look who's here.

[ Sighs ]
I'm starving.

It was
the worst night ever!

A spider crawled into my mouth,
Mom!

What are you guys
doing here?

Should I order more food?

We're down
to six pizzas.

Our night without our children
was a disaster.

Yeah.

Probably 'cause Jo incepted us
over that stupid yurt.

Sorry I'm such
a successful influencer.

Mmm!

What?
I'm starving.

I saw your photo
of all this food.

Hey, great parent‐mid,
by the way.

Why you looking at pictures
of us on your one night alone?

Because that's what people do,
Dad!

That's what Joanna's been doing
all night.

What the hell
is wrong with you kids?

FOMO!

Well, I‐I don't think
I'm allowed to say that.

No, Mom, FOMO,
as in Fear Of Missing Out.

Uh...not a thing.

You're never worried everyone's
having fun without you?

[ Chuckling ]
No, never.

'Cause wherever I go,
it's always the best

'cause I'm the best.
That's right.

That's why I'm always
with her.

I mean, you guys are
in a dirty loft

doing a human pyramid
with your adult daughter.

But I get it.

David, Joanna,
you're the best, too.

Rebecca, you're married
to the best.

It's a fun life,
married to the best.

Mwah!

My point is,

you kids have to learn to start
living in the moment more.

Dave and Rebecca,

you put way too much pressure
on yourselves,

worrying about everybody else
thinking if you're having fun.

And, Joanna, you must stop
with this "MOFO" stuff.

It's FOMO, Mom.

What'd I say?

And you shouldn't have
a fear of missing out.

In fact, the only thing we have
to "FO" is FOMO itself.

You should all be
FOMOphobes.

We should all be
FOMOphobic.

In fact, eh,
we should stop trying

to reign in
our FOMOphobia!

Okay, well,
that's not gonna catch on.

But you're right.

We had one night to ourselves,
and we wasted it.

Yeah, I can sympathize.

I spent my whole night just
chasing that "likes" dragon,

looking at what
everyone else was doing,

till I realized it was taking me
away from the now.

Now I live in the moment.

[ Cellphone chimes ]
What's that, now?

Goldie just sent me
a message

asking why I didn't come
to Mexico.

They invited me on Facebook,
but I didn't check it!

See, the lesson here
is that social media

can drive you nuts
for no reason.

No, no, no, no.
The lesson is

I‐I just need
to be checking it more.

♪♪♪

I get why everyone in the world
loves this show.

Yeah.
It's awesome.

How many characters
are on this show?

They've already killed off
like 12 people,

and we're only
15 minutes in.

What schmucks were we,
thinking we could binge

this whole show
and go to a bar?

[ Chuckles ]
I know.

I'm having fun now.

Mm.

This is what
we should be doing ‐‐

enjoying pockets of time
together when we have them.

Yeah. We put too much pressure
on ourselves

to have, like,
the most epic night...

Yeah.
...when the truth is

I could be
in an empty room ‐‐

as long as you were there,
it would be the time of my life.

Ooh. That's so sweet.

But shh. This is the episode
where they reveal his daughter.

[ Dramatic music plays ]

Is that his sister?

You know what? Actually,
I think I hate this show.

Yeah. No, no, no, no.