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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,834 --> 00:00:04,000 [Joy to the World] 2 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:05,291 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:05,291 --> 00:00:09,250 [elves chattering] 4 00:00:09,250 --> 00:00:13,834 [toy train whistle blows] 5 00:00:13,834 --> 00:00:16,250 - MAKE SURE THAT THE REINDEER STAY AWAY FROM IT, ALL RIGHT? 6 00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:17,250 - THANKS. 7 00:00:17,250 --> 00:00:19,000 - SIR. DIDN'T YOU GET MY PAGE? 8 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,917 - I'M SORRY, WHAT? - MY PAGE. 9 00:00:20,917 --> 00:00:23,792 - OH, LOOK. I HAD IT ON SILENT. 10 00:00:23,792 --> 00:00:28,792 - SIR, THE TIME HAS COME FOR YOU TO SELECT YOUR SANTA SUBSTITUTE. 11 00:00:28,792 --> 00:00:30,375 - AGAIN? WHY? 12 00:00:30,375 --> 00:00:32,291 - WELL, IT'S BEEN 36 YEARS. 13 00:00:32,291 --> 00:00:33,917 I MEAN, THE CHRISTMAS MAGIC IS BEGINNING TO SPIRAL 14 00:00:33,917 --> 00:00:36,250 BEYOND OUR ABILITY TO CONTAIN IT. 15 00:00:36,250 --> 00:00:37,959 THE RESULTS COULD BE UNPREDICTABLE, CHAOTIC. 16 00:00:37,959 --> 00:00:39,500 IT'S UP TO YOU TO RESET IT. - MM. 17 00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:40,875 - YOU HAVE TO ENTRUST CHRISTMAS TO SOMEONE 18 00:00:40,875 --> 00:00:42,583 WHO'S IN DANGER OF LOSING THEIR CHRISTMAS SPIRIT. 19 00:00:42,583 --> 00:00:44,125 - YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT, EDDIE. 20 00:00:44,125 --> 00:00:47,792 ALL RIGHT, SO THEN HOW DO WE SELECT A CANDIDATE THESE DAYS? 21 00:00:47,792 --> 00:00:50,166 - ROB. THANKS VERY MUCH. 22 00:00:50,166 --> 00:00:53,208 AS WE STAND HERE TODAY, THERE ARE 230 MILLION CANDIDATES. 23 00:00:53,208 --> 00:00:54,250 THEIR NAMES ARE GONNA COME 24 00:00:54,250 --> 00:00:57,792 SCROLLING ALONG THIS TABLET SCREEN. 25 00:00:57,792 --> 00:01:00,125 WHEN YOU'RE READY, YOU'RE GONNA PUSH "ENTER," 26 00:01:00,125 --> 00:01:02,083 AND YOUR CANDIDATE'S NAME WILL BE HIGHLIGHTED. 27 00:01:02,083 --> 00:01:04,291 "ENTER" WHEN YOU'RE READY. 28 00:01:04,291 --> 00:01:06,000 - UH, BAP. HA-HA. 29 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,834 - OH. DANIEL RYEBECK. 30 00:01:07,834 --> 00:01:08,834 HE LIVES AT-- 31 00:01:08,834 --> 00:01:09,875 - I KNOW WHERE HE LIVES, EDWARD. 32 00:01:09,875 --> 00:01:12,834 I KNOW WHERE THEY ALL LIVE. 33 00:01:12,834 --> 00:01:15,000 - UH, SIR. TWO OTHER THINGS. 34 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:17,041 YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO PERFORM ANY CHRISTMAS WORK 35 00:01:17,041 --> 00:01:19,667 WHILE YOUR SUBSTITUTE HAS THE TITLE. 36 00:01:19,667 --> 00:01:21,959 OFFICIALLY YOU'RE NOT SANTA CLAUS DURING THAT TIME. 37 00:01:21,959 --> 00:01:23,333 - WELL, CAN I VISIT? 38 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:24,959 - WELL, YOU'RE CERTAINLY ALLOWED ON THE PREMISES. 39 00:01:24,959 --> 00:01:26,834 THE OTHER THING IS MR. RYEBECK-- 40 00:01:26,834 --> 00:01:29,542 HE MUST CONSENT OF HIS OWN FREE WILL TO DO THE JOB. 41 00:01:29,542 --> 00:01:31,166 - IT'S NEVER A PROBLEM WITH ME, EDDIE. 42 00:01:31,166 --> 00:01:32,834 YOU KNOW, I HAVE MY WAYS. 43 00:01:32,834 --> 00:01:34,542 - YOU CERTAINLY DO, SIR. 44 00:01:34,542 --> 00:01:36,625 I'LL BEGIN ASSESSING YOUR INITIAL CANDIDATE. 45 00:01:36,625 --> 00:01:41,625 - DANNY RYEBECK. [chuckles] 46 00:01:41,625 --> 00:01:45,375 I REMEMBER YOU WELL. 47 00:01:50,709 --> 00:01:53,041 [wrapping paper rustling] 48 00:02:00,083 --> 00:02:02,458 - YOUR MOM MADE THAT BY HAND. - WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM SANTA. 49 00:02:02,458 --> 00:02:03,583 - THANKS, MOM. 50 00:02:03,583 --> 00:02:05,917 - AND NOW THAT ONE IS FROM YOUR FATHER. 51 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:08,875 - HOPE YOU LIKE IT, SON. 52 00:02:20,875 --> 00:02:21,875 - THANKS, DAD. 53 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:25,375 - DAN... 54 00:02:25,375 --> 00:02:27,583 I'M SORRY WE COULDN'T AFFORD MANY PRESENTS THIS YEAR. 55 00:02:27,583 --> 00:02:30,250 BUT YOU'LL SEE WHEN YOU'RE A FATHER. 56 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:33,750 CAN'T PUT A PRICE ON LOVE. 57 00:02:33,750 --> 00:02:36,583 - AND HERE'S SOMETHING FOR YOU. 58 00:02:38,917 --> 00:02:42,917 - WE LOVE YOU, SON. 59 00:03:04,208 --> 00:03:08,625 - [ringing bell] 60 00:03:08,625 --> 00:03:11,792 [coins jingle] 61 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:16,792 OKAY, THERE'S GOTTA BE A JOB IN HERE SOMEWHERE. 62 00:03:16,792 --> 00:03:19,959 BAM. 63 00:03:32,125 --> 00:03:34,625 THANKS. - I KNOW YOU. 64 00:03:34,625 --> 00:03:39,000 - YOU'RE THE GUY WHO SOLD ME MY TICKETS TO HAWAII LAST YEAR. 65 00:03:41,291 --> 00:03:42,583 THAT WAS YOU, HUH? 66 00:03:42,583 --> 00:03:46,792 - YEAH, IT FOLDED TWO MONTHS AGO. 67 00:03:46,792 --> 00:03:51,166 [cell phone rings] 68 00:03:51,166 --> 00:03:53,041 HEY, BUDDY. - NEXT. 69 00:03:53,041 --> 00:03:54,834 - YEAH, I'LL BE BY TO PICK UP YOU AND YOUR SISTER REAL SOON. 70 00:03:54,834 --> 00:03:56,375 BY THE WAY, WHAT WAS THE NAME 71 00:03:56,375 --> 00:03:58,208 OF THAT GAME YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT? 72 00:03:58,208 --> 00:04:00,000 - NEXT. THANK YOU. 73 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,458 - SQUIRE OF WESSEX. GOT IT. AND THEY CLOSE WHEN? 74 00:04:01,458 --> 00:04:04,500 OKAY. I'LL BE BY SOON. BYE. 75 00:04:04,500 --> 00:04:06,166 OH, UM, WOW. 76 00:04:06,166 --> 00:04:09,166 I-I HAVE TO GO. I'M GONNA CALL TO FOLLOW UP. 77 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:13,166 I'LL CALL. - WE'LL CALL YOU. 78 00:04:20,375 --> 00:04:21,750 - PARDON ME. 79 00:04:21,750 --> 00:04:24,667 - MERRY CHRISTMAS, SIR. MAY I HELP YOU WITH SOMETHING? 80 00:04:24,667 --> 00:04:27,333 - YES, I'M LOOKING FOR THE SQUIRE OF WESSEX VIDEO GAME. 81 00:04:27,333 --> 00:04:31,834 - IT'S RIGHT HERE TO THE RIGHT. 82 00:04:31,834 --> 00:04:34,250 [child giggling] 83 00:04:36,041 --> 00:04:38,250 - ALL RIGHT. - OKAY. 84 00:04:38,250 --> 00:04:40,583 - AND I THINK MY DAUGHTER MIGHT LIKE THE PURPLE GUITAR. 85 00:04:40,583 --> 00:04:42,583 - THAT'S A GREAT BEGINNER'S GUITAR. 86 00:04:42,583 --> 00:04:44,500 IDEAL FOR THE BEGINNING STUDENT. 87 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:47,250 - REALLY? THAT'D BE GREAT. 88 00:04:47,250 --> 00:04:49,208 OH, OUCH. - SHE WOULD LOVE IT. 89 00:04:49,208 --> 00:04:51,083 THEY DON'T MAKE A FINER-LOOKING INSTRUMENT, SIR. 90 00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:53,083 - OR APPARENTLY A MORE EXPENSIVE ONE. 91 00:04:53,083 --> 00:04:54,250 I WILL JUST GET THE GAME. 92 00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:57,583 - OKAY. THAT'S 17.89. - ALL RIGHT. 93 00:05:00,875 --> 00:05:02,208 - I'M SORRY, SIR. 94 00:05:02,208 --> 00:05:04,375 YOUR CARD HAS BEEN DECLINED. 95 00:05:04,375 --> 00:05:06,417 IS THERE ANOTHER YOU CAN TRY? 96 00:05:06,417 --> 00:05:08,709 - OH, UH... HUH. 97 00:05:08,709 --> 00:05:13,542 I'LL JUST PAY CASH. 98 00:05:13,542 --> 00:05:16,083 - OKAY. [cash register dings] 99 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:19,083 HERE YOU GO, SIR. 100 00:05:19,083 --> 00:05:20,709 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 101 00:05:20,709 --> 00:05:22,959 - YES. MERRY CHRISTMAS. 102 00:05:30,250 --> 00:05:31,875 - HEY, LADY, IF YOU'RE REALLY HUNGRY, 103 00:05:31,875 --> 00:05:34,750 THERE'S A SOUP KITCHEN DOWN THE STREET. 104 00:05:34,750 --> 00:05:38,041 OTHERWISE THE HOT DOGS ARE $2. 105 00:05:38,041 --> 00:05:39,250 - 'SCUSE ME. 106 00:05:39,250 --> 00:05:42,000 I'LL BUY THE YOUNG LADY A HOT DOG. 107 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:45,583 - OH. - ALL RIGHT. 108 00:05:45,583 --> 00:05:47,250 - THANK YOU. 109 00:05:47,250 --> 00:05:50,083 - THANKS. 110 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:51,083 - YOU WANT ONIONS? 111 00:05:51,083 --> 00:05:54,250 - YES, PLEASE. 112 00:05:56,458 --> 00:05:59,458 - ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU, DEBBIE. 113 00:06:01,875 --> 00:06:02,917 - THEY SAID I MIGHT FIND YOU HERE. 114 00:06:02,917 --> 00:06:04,250 - AH. WELL? 115 00:06:04,250 --> 00:06:06,291 - WELL, HE'S NOT THE WORST CANDIDATE EVER. 116 00:06:06,291 --> 00:06:07,625 - [chuckles] YEAH, NO. 117 00:06:07,625 --> 00:06:09,917 THAT'D BE EZRA SPINDLESHANKS, 1846. 118 00:06:09,917 --> 00:06:13,458 THAT MAN TAXED MY PATIENCE. 119 00:06:13,458 --> 00:06:16,000 - NO, MR. RYEBECK IS NOT THAT PERSON, 120 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,750 BUT I WONDER WHAT SKILLS HE'LL BRING TO THE WORKSHOP. 121 00:06:17,750 --> 00:06:19,959 - YOU KNOW, YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT, EDDIE. 122 00:06:19,959 --> 00:06:21,583 - NOR AM I CONVINCED HOW HE'LL REACT 123 00:06:21,583 --> 00:06:22,875 WHEN WE TURN THE MAGIC OVER TO HIM. 124 00:06:22,875 --> 00:06:24,041 - HE'S GONNA MAKE MISTAKES, 125 00:06:24,041 --> 00:06:25,333 AND THEN HE'S GONNA FIGURE OUT HOW NOT TO. 126 00:06:25,333 --> 00:06:27,792 - MAGIC IS UNPREDICTABLE EVEN WHEN YOU USE IT. 127 00:06:27,792 --> 00:06:29,458 I MEAN, CHAOS THEORY STARTED TO EXPLAIN THAT. 128 00:06:29,458 --> 00:06:31,333 BUT NOW I GUESS COMPUTER SEARCH ALGORITHMS 129 00:06:31,333 --> 00:06:33,125 ARE A BETTER PARALLEL. 130 00:06:33,125 --> 00:06:34,625 - IT'S THE HUMAN HEART THAT MAKES IT GO, EDDIE. 131 00:06:34,625 --> 00:06:35,625 NOTHING ELSE. 132 00:06:35,625 --> 00:06:37,333 BUT I KNOW THIS. 133 00:06:37,333 --> 00:06:39,166 IF YOU EXPECT NOTHING FROM PEOPLE 134 00:06:39,166 --> 00:06:40,667 THEN THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET. 135 00:06:40,667 --> 00:06:45,667 BUT IF YOU EXPECT MUCH FROM THEM YOU'RE GONNA GET THAT TOO. 136 00:06:45,667 --> 00:06:47,875 [chuckles] COME ON. 137 00:06:47,875 --> 00:06:49,291 HAVE A LITTLE FAITH, EDDIE. 138 00:06:49,291 --> 00:06:51,959 YOU MIGHT JUST BE SURPRISED BY DAN RYEBECK. 139 00:06:51,959 --> 00:06:53,500 - YES, SIR. 140 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:57,250 NOW WITH THAT, I THINK I NEED TO MEET OUR MR. RYEBECK. 141 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:59,250 AND LET HIM KNOW THAT HE'S THIS YEAR'S SANTA CLAUS. 142 00:06:59,250 --> 00:07:02,750 OH, BOY. THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT. 143 00:07:02,750 --> 00:07:04,959 - SANTA. - YEAH? 144 00:07:04,959 --> 00:07:07,166 - MAKE SURE YOU OBTAIN MR. RYEBECK'S CONSENT. 145 00:07:07,166 --> 00:07:09,834 - NO PROBLEM. 146 00:07:21,792 --> 00:07:23,333 HEY, GANG. I'M HERE. 147 00:07:23,333 --> 00:07:25,375 - HEY, DAD. COME IN. 148 00:07:25,375 --> 00:07:28,166 - COME ON IN HERE. YOU'RE NOT TOO BIG TO GIVE ME A HUG. 149 00:07:28,166 --> 00:07:29,333 - I'VE GOT A JOKE FOR YOU, DAD. 150 00:07:29,333 --> 00:07:31,041 HOW COME SANTA GOES DOWN CHIMNEYS? 151 00:07:31,041 --> 00:07:32,500 - I DON'T KNOW. 152 00:07:32,500 --> 00:07:34,959 - BECAUSE IT "SOOTS" HIM. YOU GET IT? SOOT? 153 00:07:34,959 --> 00:07:36,125 - AH, I LIKE IT. RIGHT HERE. 154 00:07:36,125 --> 00:07:39,041 GOT YOU A LITTLE SURPRISE. 155 00:07:39,041 --> 00:07:40,709 IT'S THE SQUIRE OF WESSEX. 156 00:07:40,709 --> 00:07:45,041 - OH, BUT THIS IS THE OLD ONE. THE ONE I ALREADY HAVE. 157 00:07:45,041 --> 00:07:46,875 - SORRY ABOUT THAT, BUDDY. - IT'S OKAY. 158 00:07:46,875 --> 00:07:48,041 THE NEW ONE'S HARD TO FIND. [cell phone rings] 159 00:07:48,041 --> 00:07:49,709 DID YOU WANT TO PLAY? 160 00:07:49,709 --> 00:07:52,792 - I DO, BUT LET ME JUST CHECK THIS. 161 00:07:52,792 --> 00:07:56,166 ALL RIGHT. GREAT. I GOT THE JOB? 162 00:07:56,166 --> 00:08:00,250 HEY, SWEETHEART. 163 00:08:00,250 --> 00:08:02,250 - OH, HI, DAN. HOW ARE THINGS? 164 00:08:02,250 --> 00:08:03,333 - NEVER BETTER. 165 00:08:03,333 --> 00:08:05,166 - WOULD YOU HELP ME OUTSIDE, 166 00:08:05,166 --> 00:08:06,667 REPLACE A FEW BULBS ON THE FRONT PORCH? 167 00:08:06,667 --> 00:08:10,875 - SURE. 168 00:08:10,875 --> 00:08:13,917 SO MANY CHRISTMASES. 169 00:08:13,917 --> 00:08:14,917 TAKES YOU BACK, DOESN'T IT? 170 00:08:14,917 --> 00:08:19,208 IT SURE DOES. 171 00:08:19,208 --> 00:08:21,250 - YEAH, THOSE WERE SOME CAREFREE TIMES. 172 00:08:21,250 --> 00:08:24,583 - IT WAS. 173 00:08:24,583 --> 00:08:27,208 I SPOKE WITH THE ATTORNEY. 174 00:08:27,208 --> 00:08:29,083 AND HE WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU CAN 175 00:08:29,083 --> 00:08:31,166 COME IN AND LOOK OVER THOSE PAPERS ON FRIDAY. 176 00:08:31,166 --> 00:08:35,041 - YEAH. YEAH, I GUESS. WOW. 177 00:08:35,041 --> 00:08:38,000 - WE'VE BEEN SEPARATED FOR A YEAR. 178 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,375 LET'S NOT PROLONG THINGS. 179 00:08:39,375 --> 00:08:40,750 AND LIKE WE TALKED ABOUT, LET'S NOT 180 00:08:40,750 --> 00:08:42,208 BREAK IT TO THE KIDS TILL AFTER CHRISTMAS. 181 00:08:42,208 --> 00:08:45,041 - YEAH, OKAY. [car horn honks] 182 00:08:45,041 --> 00:08:48,125 - SORRY FOR TOOTING THE HORN, BUT I HAVE BRILLIANT NEWS. 183 00:08:48,125 --> 00:08:50,959 - WHAT'S THAT? 184 00:08:50,959 --> 00:08:51,959 YOU'RE RETIRING THE WORD "TOOTING"? 185 00:08:51,959 --> 00:08:54,125 - LINDA, WE ARE GOING TO REPRESENT 186 00:08:54,125 --> 00:08:57,250 THE NEW 220 LUXURY UNIT DOWNTOWN COMPLEX 187 00:08:57,250 --> 00:08:59,542 AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE THE OWNERS LOVED YOUR MARKETING PLAN! 188 00:08:59,542 --> 00:09:01,750 - OH! - [laughs] 189 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:03,041 - FANTASTIC. 190 00:09:03,041 --> 00:09:04,166 - I ALWAYS THOUGHT BRITISH GUYS 191 00:09:04,166 --> 00:09:06,083 WERE SUPPOSED TO BE PALE WITH BAD TEETH. 192 00:09:06,083 --> 00:09:07,792 - I GUESS THE LONDON OLYMPICS RUBBED OFF. 193 00:09:07,792 --> 00:09:09,458 ALMOST MADE THE UK DIVING TEAM. 194 00:09:09,458 --> 00:09:11,792 YOU SHOULD SEE ME IN MY SPEEDO. - TAKE A PASS ON THAT. 195 00:09:11,792 --> 00:09:13,875 - I JUST DROPPED BY TO GIVE YOU THE GOOD NEWS. 196 00:09:13,875 --> 00:09:16,291 - THANKS, BUT I THINK EVERYONE ON TEAM TREVOR DESERVES CREDIT. 197 00:09:16,291 --> 00:09:18,542 - OKAY, WELL, THANKS FOR STOPPING BY, THERE, TEAM TREVOR. 198 00:09:18,542 --> 00:09:20,625 IT'S BEEN REAL. - RIGHT, CHEERS. 199 00:09:20,625 --> 00:09:22,000 LINDA, I'LL SEE YOU AT THE OFFICE. 200 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,709 GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO THIS WEEK. 201 00:09:23,709 --> 00:09:25,917 OH, ALMOST FORGOT. 202 00:09:25,917 --> 00:09:27,750 SAW A FEW THINGS I THOUGHT YOUR KIDS MIGHT LIKE. 203 00:09:27,750 --> 00:09:30,625 I ASSUME THEY'RE INTO VIDEO GAMES. 204 00:09:30,625 --> 00:09:31,625 I UNDERSTAND THESE WIRELESS CONTROLLERS 205 00:09:31,625 --> 00:09:32,709 ARE STATE OF THE ART. 206 00:09:32,709 --> 00:09:34,250 - OH, TREVOR, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE. 207 00:09:34,250 --> 00:09:36,291 - NO, REALLY, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE. 208 00:09:36,291 --> 00:09:37,917 - THE KIDS ARE CRAZY FOR VIDEO GAMES. 209 00:09:37,917 --> 00:09:40,250 - WELL, NO, I REALLY WOULDN'T SAY "CRAZY FOR THEM." 210 00:09:40,250 --> 00:09:41,667 I MEAN, THEY'LL DEAL WITH THEM, I GUESS. 211 00:09:41,667 --> 00:09:43,000 - MOM, CAN JOE AND I GO NEXT DOOR 212 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,166 TO SEE THE HENDERSONS' TREE? 213 00:09:44,166 --> 00:09:45,333 - OH, SURE. 214 00:09:45,333 --> 00:09:46,750 BUT MR. WINTHROP BROUGHT YOU THESE GIFTS. 215 00:09:46,750 --> 00:09:49,333 - THANKS, MR. WINTHROP. - CALL ME TREVOR. TREVS. 216 00:09:49,333 --> 00:09:51,458 - YEAH, OKAY. THANKS. 217 00:09:51,458 --> 00:09:52,834 COME ON. 218 00:09:52,834 --> 00:09:54,083 - AH, THE WONDERS OF YOUTH. 219 00:09:54,083 --> 00:09:56,834 WELL, I GUESS I'D BETTER BE TODDLING OFF. 220 00:09:56,834 --> 00:09:58,834 LINDA, I'LL SEE YOU AT THE OFFICE. 221 00:09:58,834 --> 00:09:59,834 CHEERIO, DAN. 222 00:09:59,834 --> 00:10:01,458 - CHEERIO, TREVS. 223 00:10:01,458 --> 00:10:03,667 TRY NOT TO CRASH THAT PRETTY LITTLE CAR OF YOURS. 224 00:10:03,667 --> 00:10:04,792 - HA! 225 00:10:04,792 --> 00:10:09,542 [engine starts] 226 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:11,542 - NEXT TIME I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU DON'T 227 00:10:11,542 --> 00:10:13,333 GET INTO A CHEST THUMPING CONTEST WITH MY BOSS. 228 00:10:13,333 --> 00:10:15,875 - HE'S LUCKY I DIDN'T TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL. 229 00:10:15,875 --> 00:10:17,291 - SEE YOU LATER, DAN. 230 00:10:17,291 --> 00:10:19,333 AND REMEMBER, SEVEN DAYS TILL WE SIGN THOSE PAPERS. 231 00:10:19,333 --> 00:10:23,250 - ALL RIGHT. SEVEN DAYS. 232 00:10:23,250 --> 00:10:26,500 SEVEN DAYS. 233 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:31,500 SEVEN DAYS TO GET YOU TO CHANGE YOUR MIND. 234 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:35,709 - HO, HO! SANTA IS HERE! 235 00:10:35,709 --> 00:10:39,166 OKAY, WHO'S NEXT TO SEE SANTA? 236 00:10:39,166 --> 00:10:41,583 - ME. - OH, COME ON, NOW. 237 00:10:41,583 --> 00:10:46,041 OH, HO. AND WHAT IS YOUR NAME, LITTLE FELLA? 238 00:10:46,041 --> 00:10:47,583 - ALLAN. 239 00:10:47,583 --> 00:10:49,417 - AND ALLAN, HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD LITTLE BOY? 240 00:10:49,417 --> 00:10:51,417 - YOUR JACKET'S NOT BUTTONED UP RIGHT. 241 00:10:51,417 --> 00:10:54,542 - I HAVE BEEN IN THE SLEIGH FOR MANY HOURS, 242 00:10:54,542 --> 00:10:58,083 AND I HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE TO CHECK MY MIRROR. 243 00:10:58,083 --> 00:11:00,083 SO WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE FOR CHRISTMAS? 244 00:11:00,083 --> 00:11:02,583 - I THINK WE BOTH KNOW THAT YOU'RE NOT THE REAL SANTA. 245 00:11:02,583 --> 00:11:04,959 - LET'S--LET'S-- LET'S STAY ON TARGET HERE. 246 00:11:04,959 --> 00:11:07,750 - HEY, YOU'RE THE GUY THAT LIVES NEAR ME 247 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:09,917 IN THAT APARTMENT OFF MAIN. - NOPE. NOPE. 248 00:11:09,917 --> 00:11:13,750 - YOU'RE THE GUY THAT ALWAYS LISTENS TO VIOLIN MUSIC 249 00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:14,959 AND CRIES AT NIGHT. 250 00:11:14,959 --> 00:11:17,083 - THAT'S IT, OKAY? - [clears throat] SANTA. 251 00:11:17,083 --> 00:11:18,083 [chuckles] 252 00:11:18,083 --> 00:11:21,208 - OH, HO! 253 00:11:21,208 --> 00:11:25,542 - [chuckles] 'SCUSE US. 254 00:11:25,542 --> 00:11:28,959 SOMEONE NEEDS A REFRESHER COURSE IN SANTA 101. 255 00:11:28,959 --> 00:11:31,375 FIRSTLY, SANTA IS JOLLY 256 00:11:31,375 --> 00:11:33,417 AND ANSWERS ALL ADVERSITY WITH A "HO, HO, HO." 257 00:11:33,417 --> 00:11:34,625 - BUT THAT LITTLE KID-- - NUMBER TWO... 258 00:11:34,625 --> 00:11:39,291 SANTA STICKS TO THE SCRIPT. - RIGHT. 259 00:11:39,291 --> 00:11:40,291 - DAD? 260 00:11:40,291 --> 00:11:43,125 - UH... 261 00:11:43,125 --> 00:11:44,667 HEY, SALLY. 262 00:11:44,667 --> 00:11:47,792 - COME ON, LET'S GO. JUST GO. 263 00:11:47,792 --> 00:11:49,792 - SALLY, WAIT. MY DAUGHTER. 264 00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:51,750 - SALLY! - TURN IN YOUR BEARD. 265 00:11:51,750 --> 00:11:55,500 - [sighs] 266 00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:57,000 GREAT. 267 00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:01,625 - ♪ ...THIRD DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SENT TO ME ♪ 268 00:12:01,625 --> 00:12:04,917 ♪ THREE FRENCH HENS, TWO TURTLEDOVES ♪ 269 00:12:04,917 --> 00:12:09,166 ♪ AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE ♪ 270 00:12:09,166 --> 00:12:12,333 ♪ ON THE FOURTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SENT TO ME ♪ 271 00:12:12,333 --> 00:12:14,458 - WHAT? 272 00:12:14,458 --> 00:12:16,583 - ♪ FOUR CALLING BIRDS, THREE FRENCH HENS... ♪ 273 00:12:16,583 --> 00:12:19,333 - EXPIRED TAGS? 274 00:12:19,333 --> 00:12:21,500 I DON'T HAVE EXPIRED TAGS. 275 00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:24,375 EXPIRED TAGS! 276 00:12:24,375 --> 00:12:27,291 WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN? 277 00:12:27,291 --> 00:12:31,500 AUGUST. 278 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,959 NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 279 00:12:35,959 --> 00:12:37,625 OH, COME ON! 280 00:12:37,625 --> 00:12:42,291 SO I HAD SOME UNPAID TICKETS. COME ON, GUYS. 281 00:12:42,291 --> 00:12:45,500 [grunts] I WAS GONNA PAY THEM. 282 00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:49,166 [people chattering] 283 00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:56,041 - HEY. WHAT WILL IT BE? 284 00:12:56,041 --> 00:12:57,959 - GIVE ME SOMETHING STRONG ENOUGH 285 00:12:57,959 --> 00:13:00,083 TO FORGET ABOUT CHRISTMAS. 286 00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:01,667 - A HOT TODDY SHOULD DO THE TRICK. 287 00:13:01,667 --> 00:13:05,875 I'M GONNA GO HEAT UP SOME WATER. I'LL BE BACK IN A FEW MINUTES. 288 00:13:05,875 --> 00:13:07,667 - FORGET ABOUT CHRISTMAS? 289 00:13:07,667 --> 00:13:09,041 WHY EVER WOULD SOMEBODY WANT TO DO THAT? 290 00:13:09,041 --> 00:13:10,709 - HUH? 291 00:13:10,709 --> 00:13:12,500 - WHY WOULD ANYBODY EVER WANT TO FORGET 292 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,542 ABOUT THE HAPPIEST DAY OF THE YEAR? 293 00:13:14,542 --> 00:13:17,208 - WELL, MAYBE BECAUSE CHRISTMAS IS ONE BIG LETDOWN. 294 00:13:17,208 --> 00:13:18,875 - [laughs] NONSENSE. 295 00:13:18,875 --> 00:13:19,917 - IT'S THE HOLIDAYS, RIGHT? 296 00:13:19,917 --> 00:13:21,667 SO LET'S JUST AGREE TO DISAGREE 297 00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:23,333 AND I'LL BUY YOU ONE OF WHATEVER YOU'RE HAVING, OKAY? 298 00:13:23,333 --> 00:13:28,041 - WELL, HOT CHOCOLATE WITH MINT AND A DASH OF YULETIDE. 299 00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:30,208 - RIGHT. 300 00:13:30,208 --> 00:13:34,542 - LOOK, CHRISTMAS ISN'T ALWAYS PERFECT ON THE SURFACE. 301 00:13:34,542 --> 00:13:38,750 BUT DISAPPOINTING? NEVER. 302 00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:41,750 - HEY, DON'T YOU HAVE A CHRISTMAS WISH? 303 00:13:41,750 --> 00:13:46,083 - YEAH. GET MY FAMILY BACK. 304 00:13:46,083 --> 00:13:50,417 - WELL, ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE AT CHRISTMAS, DAN. 305 00:13:50,417 --> 00:13:51,458 - HOW'D YOU KNOW MY NAME? 306 00:13:51,458 --> 00:13:54,208 - UH, YOU SAID IT, DIDN'T YOU? 307 00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:56,792 - OH. YEAH, I GUESS I DID. 308 00:13:56,792 --> 00:14:01,250 - YOU KNOW, IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU HAVE ISSUES WITH CHRISTMAS. 309 00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:02,750 - [scoffs] 310 00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:04,375 YEAH, WELL, THAT'S AN UNDERSTATEMENT. 311 00:14:04,375 --> 00:14:05,959 I DO HAVE ISSUES WITH CHRISTMAS. 312 00:14:05,959 --> 00:14:08,875 I GOT ISSUES WITH NOT BEING ABLE TO GIVE MY KIDS WHAT I WANT TO. 313 00:14:08,875 --> 00:14:10,583 NEVER BEING ABLE TO DELIVER ENOUGH. 314 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:13,917 I GOT ISSUES WITH MY BOOTED CAR, THE FACT THAT I JUST GOT FIRED 315 00:14:13,917 --> 00:14:15,375 AND THAT MY MARRIAGE IS ON THE ROCKS. 316 00:14:15,375 --> 00:14:17,291 SO YEAH, I GOT A FEW PROBLEMS WITH THE WHOLE, 317 00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:20,000 "HAPPY HOLIDAYS, SANTA SAVES THE DAY" DEAL. 318 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,792 - SO MAYBE YOU THINK YOU COULD DO A BETTER JOB OF IT? 319 00:14:22,792 --> 00:14:26,000 - YOU BET I COULD. I'LL SEE YOU AROUND, POPS. 320 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,667 YOU ENJOY CHRISTMAS ANY WAY YOU WANT. 321 00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:32,667 AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, JANUARY CAN'T COME SOON ENOUGH. 322 00:14:32,667 --> 00:14:35,250 - SEE YOU AROUND. [laughs] 323 00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:43,792 - TAXI. 324 00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:50,583 [jingle bells ring] 325 00:14:50,583 --> 00:14:52,291 INTERESTING DECOR. 326 00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:53,959 - [chuckles] 327 00:14:53,959 --> 00:14:55,959 - 550 MAIN STREET. 328 00:14:55,959 --> 00:14:57,792 - WELL. 329 00:14:57,792 --> 00:14:58,834 FANCY SEEING YOU AGAIN. 330 00:14:58,834 --> 00:15:00,291 - YOU'RE FASTER THAN YOU LOOK. 331 00:15:00,291 --> 00:15:03,500 - YOU COMPLAINED ABOUT CHRISTMAS ALL NIGHT. 332 00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:07,792 AND YOU SAID YOU COULD DO IT BETTER THAN ST. NICK HIMSELF. 333 00:15:07,792 --> 00:15:10,166 WELL, I'M ST. NICK. [chuckles] 334 00:15:10,166 --> 00:15:11,792 - OH, YOU'RE-- OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 335 00:15:11,792 --> 00:15:16,333 - BOY, I SURE COULD USE A VACATION. [chuckles] 336 00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:17,333 - LET ME OUT. 337 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,500 - DONE. 338 00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:21,333 AND FARE'S ON ME. 339 00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:25,333 - THANK GOODNESS. 340 00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:27,041 WHOA. 341 00:15:27,041 --> 00:15:30,041 THAT--THAT'S MY BUILDING. - [laughs] YEAH. 342 00:15:30,041 --> 00:15:33,041 - I DIDN'T EVEN FEEL THE CAR MOVE. 343 00:15:33,041 --> 00:15:34,291 - GOOD NIGHT. 344 00:15:34,291 --> 00:15:37,333 - AND GOOD NIGHT TO YOU. 345 00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:39,709 - AND THANKS. I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU HELPING ME. 346 00:15:39,709 --> 00:15:41,375 SANTA. 347 00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:43,834 - [chuckles] ANY TIME. 348 00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:56,166 - I'M OUTTA HERE. 349 00:15:56,166 --> 00:15:57,709 - WHERE YOU GOING? - VACATION. 350 00:15:57,709 --> 00:16:00,250 THE MISSUS WANTED TO GO SOMEPLACE WARM, SUNNY. 351 00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:02,417 DON'T TELL ANYBODY, BUT WE WENT WITH BIMINI. 352 00:16:02,417 --> 00:16:05,166 - WELL, WHAT ABOUT DAN? WHAT ABOUT CHRISTMAS? 353 00:16:05,166 --> 00:16:06,709 - WELL, YOU TOLD ME I COULDN'T WORK SO I'M NOT. 354 00:16:06,709 --> 00:16:09,166 THIS YEAR IT'S YOUR SHOW. 355 00:16:09,166 --> 00:16:10,709 AND OF COURSE DAN'S. 356 00:16:10,709 --> 00:16:13,041 - BUT WHAT IF HE MISUSES THE SANTA CAR? 357 00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:14,208 - OH, HE WILL. 358 00:16:14,208 --> 00:16:15,875 - WHAT IF HE FOCUSES ON HIS OWN PROBLEMS 359 00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,834 AND COMPLETELY IGNORES CHRISTMAS? 360 00:16:17,834 --> 00:16:19,208 - WELL, THAT'S PRACTICALLY GUARANTEED. 361 00:16:19,208 --> 00:16:20,875 - WELL, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MANAGE THAT? 362 00:16:20,875 --> 00:16:23,041 - THE SAME WAY YOU MANAGE EVERYTHING, EDDIE. 363 00:16:23,041 --> 00:16:25,417 COME ON, YOU'VE ALWAYS DONE THE REAL WORK. 364 00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:27,417 AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER. - YES, SIR. 365 00:16:27,417 --> 00:16:29,625 - WELL, THE MISSUS AND I HAVE GOTTA CATCH A PLANE. 366 00:16:29,625 --> 00:16:33,250 WELL, MERRY CHRISTMAS, EDDIE. 367 00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:35,875 AND DON'T CALL ME. 368 00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:40,709 [laughing] 369 00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:44,583 - YES. YES, HAPPY HOLIDAYS, PARKING ENFORCEMENT. 370 00:16:44,583 --> 00:16:46,792 WHO DO I TALK TO ABOUT GETTING A BOOT OFF MY CAR? 371 00:16:46,792 --> 00:16:47,792 - I REALLY HOPE I GET THOSE ALPINE SKIS. 372 00:16:47,792 --> 00:16:50,250 - 'SCUSE ME? 373 00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:53,208 - I WANT A MOTORIZED STARSHIP WITH A BLASTER. 374 00:16:53,208 --> 00:16:55,583 - I'D LOVE A 16 GIGABYTE SMARTPHONE. 375 00:16:55,583 --> 00:16:57,583 - YOU KNOW WHAT, I'LL CALL BACK. THANK YOU. 376 00:16:57,583 --> 00:16:59,125 I'M SORRY, I WAS ON THE PHONE. 377 00:16:59,125 --> 00:17:00,917 WERE YOU TALKING TO ME-- NO, YOU WERE NOT. 378 00:17:00,917 --> 00:17:05,792 - I HOPE HE GETS ME THE RING. - THAT'S THE MODEL I WANT. 379 00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:08,417 - I WANT THOSE BOOTS. I REALLY, REALLY WANT THEM. 380 00:17:08,417 --> 00:17:11,750 - UM, YOU WANT THOSE BOOTS? 381 00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:14,458 I THINK YOU SHOULD GET THOSE BOOTS. 382 00:17:14,458 --> 00:17:16,208 I THINK THEY'D LOOK VERY GOOD ON YOU. 383 00:17:16,208 --> 00:17:18,000 - HEY, BUDDY. WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA? 384 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,625 YOU HITTING ON MY GIRL? 385 00:17:19,625 --> 00:17:21,291 - NO, NOT AT ALL. I THOUGHT SHE WAS TALKING. 386 00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:24,959 - YEAH, GET OUTTA HERE. 387 00:17:24,959 --> 00:17:28,542 - I DON'T REMEMBER WHERE I PARKED THE CAR. 388 00:17:28,542 --> 00:17:29,750 NO, I DON'T KNOW. 389 00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:31,792 - NO, I'M NOT-- YES, YOU ARE HEARING THINGS. 390 00:17:31,792 --> 00:17:33,625 NO, YOU ARE NOT. 391 00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:35,208 - LOOK AT THAT GUY TALKING TO HIMSELF OVER THERE. 392 00:17:35,208 --> 00:17:37,208 - THIS IS STRESS. 393 00:17:37,208 --> 00:17:39,083 - IS THAT-- - DAD? 394 00:17:39,083 --> 00:17:42,625 - HEY, KIDS, LET'S BUY SOME DVDs. 395 00:17:42,625 --> 00:17:44,083 - OKAY. 396 00:17:44,083 --> 00:17:49,000 [people chattering] 397 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,291 - I REALLY WANT THAT BIKE. I REALLY WANT IT. 398 00:17:51,291 --> 00:17:52,792 - GIFT CERTIFICATE I CAN GET THOSE-- 399 00:17:52,792 --> 00:17:54,959 - I'M GONNA ASK SANTA FOR IT. 400 00:17:54,959 --> 00:17:56,834 - TRAIN I HAD WHEN I WAS A BOY. - ASK FOR THE BONUS SO I CAN... 401 00:17:56,834 --> 00:17:59,667 - I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE. - ...TREE TOPPER. 402 00:17:59,667 --> 00:18:02,166 - ...HAVE A PINK ONE OF THESE. - YOU OKAY, SIR? 403 00:18:02,166 --> 00:18:04,125 - YEAH. MIGRAINE. 404 00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:06,208 I'D LIKE TO EXCHANGE THIS GAME FOR THE NEW ONE. 405 00:18:06,208 --> 00:18:08,333 - OKAY. - AND, UM, HERE'S THE RECEIPT. 406 00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:11,542 - OKAY. WELCOME BACK. 407 00:18:11,542 --> 00:18:13,500 OKAY, WITH THE RETURN ON THE OLD ONE, 408 00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:16,125 THAT'S AN ADDITIONAL 34.95. 409 00:18:16,125 --> 00:18:18,333 - REALLY? 34.95 MORE? 410 00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:20,333 - YES, SIR. 411 00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:22,792 - UH-HUH. 412 00:18:22,792 --> 00:18:25,166 WHAT--WHAT'S THIS? 413 00:18:25,166 --> 00:18:29,041 - [chuckles] WE TAKE PLASTIC. 414 00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:30,875 SANTA CARD, HUH? 415 00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:32,417 - GREAT BANK. 416 00:18:32,417 --> 00:18:34,917 - MM-HMM. 417 00:18:34,917 --> 00:18:36,917 - WENT THROUGH FINE. 418 00:18:36,917 --> 00:18:39,375 - THAT PICKPOCKETING, CRAZY OLD COOT. 419 00:18:39,375 --> 00:18:41,375 - I'M SORRY, SIR? - NOTHING. 420 00:18:41,375 --> 00:18:44,000 JUST HAVE TO FIND A GUY WHO PLAYED A LITTLE TRICK ON ME. 421 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:47,542 THANKS. OH, AND, UH, PUT THE GUITAR ON HOLD FOR ME. 422 00:18:47,542 --> 00:18:49,041 - WILL DO. 423 00:18:49,041 --> 00:18:51,375 MERRY CHRISTMAS, SIR. - YES. MERRY CHRISTMAS. 424 00:18:57,750 --> 00:19:00,000 EXCUSE ME. YOU REMEMBER THE GUY I WAS TALKING TO LAST NIGHT? 425 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,166 WHITE BEARD, A LITTLE ON THE ROUND SIDE? 426 00:19:02,166 --> 00:19:03,333 - NO, SIR. 427 00:19:03,333 --> 00:19:05,458 - WE WERE SITTING RIGHT THERE. GLASSES. 428 00:19:05,458 --> 00:19:06,542 YOU DON'T REMEMBER? 429 00:19:06,542 --> 00:19:08,792 - I REMEMBER YOU TALKING TO YOURSELF. 430 00:19:08,792 --> 00:19:12,417 WE GET A LOT OF THAT DURING THE HOLIDAYS. 431 00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:14,542 NO. 432 00:19:14,542 --> 00:19:16,875 NO, THAT CAN'T BE. 433 00:19:16,875 --> 00:19:20,542 THINGS HAVE BEEN A LITTLE WEIRD. 434 00:19:24,083 --> 00:19:25,291 - MR. RYEBECK? 435 00:19:25,291 --> 00:19:29,083 YEAH. NO, NO. 436 00:19:29,083 --> 00:19:31,750 HI. I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO STARTLE YOU. 437 00:19:31,750 --> 00:19:33,083 MY NAME IS EDDIE. 438 00:19:33,083 --> 00:19:34,625 I'M MR. KRINGLE'S PERSONAL ASSISTANT. 439 00:19:34,625 --> 00:19:37,083 DON'T--DON'T GO ANYWHERE. 440 00:19:37,083 --> 00:19:41,417 JUST WAIT THERE JUST A MOMENT. 441 00:19:41,417 --> 00:19:44,417 [crashing] 442 00:19:45,792 --> 00:19:46,792 - I'LL BE WITH YOU IN A MINUTE. 443 00:19:46,792 --> 00:19:51,750 - NO HURRY. 444 00:19:51,750 --> 00:19:53,500 SORRY ABOUT THAT, I WAS ON MY WAY TO SEE YOU 445 00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:55,792 AND I GOT TANGLED UP IN THE TV SIGNAL. 446 00:19:55,792 --> 00:19:57,083 JUST SHOWS YOU WHAT A TERRIBLE SENSE OF DIRECTION I HAVE. 447 00:19:57,083 --> 00:19:58,792 - HOW'D YOU DO THAT? 448 00:19:58,792 --> 00:20:00,458 - THAT? THAT WAS JUST A LITTLE BIT OF CHRISTMAS MAGIC. 449 00:20:00,458 --> 00:20:03,125 YOU SEE, I'M AN ELF. A CHRISTMAS ELF. 450 00:20:03,125 --> 00:20:05,959 NOW SINCE KRIS IS ON VACATION AND HE'S PUT YOU IN CHARGE, 451 00:20:05,959 --> 00:20:07,125 I'M NOT TOO PROUD TO ADMIT 452 00:20:07,125 --> 00:20:09,000 WE'VE BEEN A LITTLE TOPSY-TURVY, 453 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,792 WE'VE BEEN LIKE A SHIP WITHOUT A CAPTAIN. 454 00:20:11,792 --> 00:20:14,458 MORE SPECIFICALLY A SLEIGH WITHOUT A DRIVER. 455 00:20:14,458 --> 00:20:16,291 WE'VE GOT SO LITTLE TO DO AND SO MUCH TIME. 456 00:20:16,291 --> 00:20:19,250 SO MUCH TIME AND SO LITTLE TO DO. WAIT. 457 00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:23,291 WE HAVE SO MUCH TO DO AND SO LITTLE TIME TO DO IT 458 00:20:23,291 --> 00:20:25,291 YOU ARE EXPECTED AT THE NORTH POLE. 459 00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:27,500 - OH. THE NORTH POLE. 460 00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:29,625 WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO? 461 00:20:29,625 --> 00:20:31,875 SURE. - GREAT. 462 00:20:31,875 --> 00:20:33,625 WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO INTERFERE WITH FREE WILL, 463 00:20:33,625 --> 00:20:35,917 BUT SINCE YOU SAID YES, HOLD ON. 464 00:20:35,917 --> 00:20:38,834 THIS MAY TICKLE. 465 00:20:38,834 --> 00:20:42,125 [elves chattering] 466 00:20:44,667 --> 00:20:45,959 - MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, EVERYONE? 467 00:20:45,959 --> 00:20:49,166 I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE MR. DANIEL RYEBECK. 468 00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:52,166 LET'S GIVE HIM A WARM WELCOME. [claps] 469 00:20:52,166 --> 00:20:54,166 - THIS IS CRAZY. WHERE AM I? 470 00:20:54,166 --> 00:20:57,041 - THE NORTH POLE. SANTA'S OFFICE, OF COURSE. 471 00:20:57,041 --> 00:20:58,917 EDDIE, WHERE'D YOU FIND THIS GUY? ON A TURNIP TRUCK? 472 00:20:58,917 --> 00:21:00,250 - OKAY, MM-HMM. 473 00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:01,750 I WANT TO TALK TO THE MAN IN CHARGE. 474 00:21:01,750 --> 00:21:04,417 - WE BETTER GET STARTED. - IS SANTA PULLING ANOTHER JOKE? 475 00:21:04,417 --> 00:21:05,834 - I REMEMBER THE TIME HE SAID WE WERE 476 00:21:05,834 --> 00:21:07,667 SWITCHING FROM REINDEERS TO ROOSTERS. 477 00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:10,625 THAT WAS SO HUMILIATING. 478 00:21:10,625 --> 00:21:12,500 - THIS IS NOT A JOKE. 479 00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:14,709 THESE ARE YOUR NAUGHTY AND NICE GLASSES. 480 00:21:14,709 --> 00:21:16,750 YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN GIVEN YOUR SANTA CARD, 481 00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:19,875 SO THE ONLY THING LEFT TO DO IS SHOW YOU 482 00:21:19,875 --> 00:21:21,792 THE ORIENTATION VIDEO. 483 00:21:21,792 --> 00:21:25,291 SO, YOU'RE SANTA. 484 00:21:25,291 --> 00:21:26,875 I KNOW, IT'S CRAZY. 485 00:21:26,875 --> 00:21:28,083 YOU'RE PROBABLY FREAKED OUT. 486 00:21:28,083 --> 00:21:29,542 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 487 00:21:29,542 --> 00:21:31,875 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS FOLLOW A FEW SIMPLE SANTA RULES. 488 00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:34,208 RULE NUMBER ONE. 489 00:21:34,208 --> 00:21:37,875 AS SANTA IT IS YOUR MISSION TO DELIVER CHRISTMAS FOR THE WORLD. 490 00:21:37,875 --> 00:21:40,625 - OKAY. - NO, SIT DOWN, SHH, SHH. 491 00:21:40,625 --> 00:21:42,250 - USE YOUR SANTA POWER WISELY. 492 00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:44,709 WITH A SIMPLE SNAP OF YOUR FINGER YOU CAN MAKE IT SNOW. 493 00:21:44,709 --> 00:21:46,750 WITH YOUR SANTA MIDAS TOUCH, 494 00:21:46,750 --> 00:21:49,083 YOU'LL HAVE CHRISTMAS AT YOUR FINGERS. 495 00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:52,875 RUB YOUR HANDS TOGETHER, YOU CAN MAKE MUSIC, MAGIC, OR MISTLETOE. 496 00:21:52,875 --> 00:21:57,917 RULE NUMBER THREE, ONLY USE YOUR SANTA CARD IN CASE OF EMERGENCY. 497 00:21:57,917 --> 00:22:01,917 RULE NUMBER FOUR, ALL ELVES MUST OBEY YOUR EVERY COMMAND. 498 00:22:01,917 --> 00:22:02,917 - [sighs] OH, THIS IS NUTTY AS A FRUITCAKE. 499 00:22:02,917 --> 00:22:04,125 - CLEARLY, SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE 500 00:22:04,125 --> 00:22:05,917 A WORD WITH THE BIG MAN HIMSELF ABOUT THIS. 501 00:22:05,917 --> 00:22:08,333 CALL HIM ON HIS CELL. - ABSOLUTELY NOT. 502 00:22:08,333 --> 00:22:10,583 SANTA WAS CRYSTAL CLEAR ABOUT THIS. 503 00:22:10,583 --> 00:22:12,333 MR. RYEBECK IS IN CHARGE. 504 00:22:12,333 --> 00:22:13,667 NOW, DAN. DAN. 505 00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:15,417 I'M SURE YOU HAVE MANY QUESTIONS. 506 00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:17,166 NOW, I HAVE BEEN SANTA'S EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT 507 00:22:17,166 --> 00:22:19,041 FOR A VERY LONG TIME. 508 00:22:19,041 --> 00:22:20,750 SO FEEL FREE TO ASK ME ANYTHING YOU WANT. 509 00:22:20,750 --> 00:22:24,667 - HERE'S ONE. IS THIS REAL? 510 00:22:24,667 --> 00:22:25,834 - YUP. 511 00:22:25,834 --> 00:22:29,125 - SO RULE NUMBER FOUR, ELVES MUST OBEY? 512 00:22:29,125 --> 00:22:30,291 - THAT'S RIGHT. 513 00:22:30,291 --> 00:22:33,083 - HERE'S AN ORDER. GET ME OUTTA HERE. 514 00:22:37,959 --> 00:22:40,375 OKAY, WHA-- WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 515 00:22:40,375 --> 00:22:43,000 - OH, I MISSED AGAIN. I WAS TRYING TO GET US INSIDE. 516 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,208 - WHAT, ARE YOU A HYPNOTIST? 517 00:22:44,208 --> 00:22:45,792 - NO, I EAT ALMOST ANYTHING. 518 00:22:45,792 --> 00:22:47,792 - OKAY, YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE. 519 00:22:47,792 --> 00:22:52,375 I'M CLEARLY DREAMING. JUST NEED A COFFEE. YEAH. 520 00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:58,417 - WITH YOUR SANTA MIDAS TOUCH 521 00:22:58,417 --> 00:23:02,959 YOU'LL HAVE CHRISTMAS AT YOUR FINGERS. 522 00:23:02,959 --> 00:23:05,500 [glass sings] 523 00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:08,792 [plays Fur Elise] 524 00:23:08,792 --> 00:23:10,125 - THAT WAS AMAZING. 525 00:23:10,125 --> 00:23:12,500 - YES. YEAH, THAT WAS AMAZING. 526 00:23:12,500 --> 00:23:17,041 - HOW'D YOU DO THAT? 527 00:23:17,041 --> 00:23:18,500 - CHRISTMAS MAGIC. 528 00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:20,667 - WHATEVER. 529 00:23:23,542 --> 00:23:25,834 MAYBE... 530 00:23:25,834 --> 00:23:30,208 MAYBE I'M NOT DREAMING. 531 00:23:30,208 --> 00:23:35,208 HI. I'D LIKE A LATTE AND THAT ENTIRE BASKET OF CANDY CANES. 532 00:23:35,208 --> 00:23:39,000 OH, UH, DO YOU TAKE SANTA CARD? 533 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,166 HERE YOU GO. A CANDY CANE FOR YOU, SIR. 534 00:23:41,166 --> 00:23:43,291 AND ONE FOR YOU. HAPPY HOLIDAYS. - THANK YOU. 535 00:23:43,291 --> 00:23:46,834 - MERRY CHRISTMAS. FREE CANDY CANES FOR ONE AND ALL. 536 00:23:46,834 --> 00:23:51,375 'SCUSE ME, SIR, CANDY CANE FOR YOU. MERRY CHRISTMAS. 537 00:23:57,792 --> 00:23:59,709 OH... 538 00:23:59,709 --> 00:24:01,583 - IS THIS YOUR CAR? 539 00:24:01,583 --> 00:24:03,875 - YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT ME TOWING YOUR CAR? 540 00:24:03,875 --> 00:24:06,208 - NO. NO, JUST-- 541 00:24:06,208 --> 00:24:07,875 JUST THAT YOU HAVE BEEN EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD. 542 00:24:07,875 --> 00:24:10,542 AND YOU DESERVE THOSE ITALIAN PUMPS. 543 00:24:10,542 --> 00:24:14,542 - THANKS. I THINK SO TOO. 544 00:24:14,542 --> 00:24:15,875 BUT HOW DID YOU KNOW? 545 00:24:15,875 --> 00:24:18,208 - LUCKY GUESS. 546 00:24:18,208 --> 00:24:20,458 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 547 00:24:20,458 --> 00:24:23,917 - YES. MERRY CHRISTMAS ALSO. 548 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:30,125 OH, AND TAKE CARE OF THOSE PARKING TICKETS. 549 00:24:30,125 --> 00:24:34,625 - [chuckles] 550 00:24:42,417 --> 00:24:43,959 I COULD GET USED TO THIS. 551 00:24:43,959 --> 00:24:47,000 [bell rings] 552 00:24:49,250 --> 00:24:50,792 - DAN. 553 00:24:50,792 --> 00:24:53,166 - HOLY COW, EDDIE, DON'T SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE THAT. 554 00:24:53,166 --> 00:24:55,834 - LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT IT. WHAT DO YOU SEE? 555 00:24:55,834 --> 00:24:57,917 - MULTICOLORED SQUIGGLY LINES ON A GRAPH? 556 00:24:57,917 --> 00:24:59,291 - THOSE MULTICOLORED SQUIGGLY LINES 557 00:24:59,291 --> 00:25:00,333 ARE THE MAGIC IN A NOSEDIVE. 558 00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:01,667 YOU'VE BEEN HERE FOR FIVE MINUTES. 559 00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:03,500 YOU'RE ALREADY ABUSING THE SYSTEM. KNOCK IT OFF. 560 00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:05,083 - KNOCK WHAT OFF? - MISUSING THE MAGIC. 561 00:25:05,083 --> 00:25:06,667 IT'S NOT THERE AS YOUR PLAYTHING. 562 00:25:06,667 --> 00:25:08,250 IT IS THE POWER THAT ALLOWS 563 00:25:08,250 --> 00:25:10,458 STOCKINGS TO BE STUFFED THE WORLD OVER IN A SINGLE NIGHT. 564 00:25:10,458 --> 00:25:11,834 - THIS IS TOO POWERFUL OF A TOOL 565 00:25:11,834 --> 00:25:13,083 NOT TO BE LEVERAGED A LITTLE BIT. 566 00:25:13,083 --> 00:25:14,583 - EXACTLY, WHICH IS WHY YOUR WHIMS, 567 00:25:14,583 --> 00:25:17,291 NOT TO MENTION THE ILLEGAL ACTIVITY OF TICKET FIXING, 568 00:25:17,291 --> 00:25:20,417 ARE NOT THE FOUNDING PRINCIPLES THAT THE MAGIC WAS FOUNDED ON. 569 00:25:20,417 --> 00:25:23,458 - SORRY. I GOTTA GO. - NO, HOLD ON. 570 00:25:23,458 --> 00:25:25,458 YOU HAVE A SANTA SUIT FITTING IN 30 MINUTES. 571 00:25:25,458 --> 00:25:26,583 WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? 572 00:25:26,583 --> 00:25:29,709 - I GOTTA GET THESE GIFTS TO MY KIDS. 573 00:25:29,709 --> 00:25:30,959 - MAKE IT SNAPPY. 574 00:25:30,959 --> 00:25:34,125 - [laughing] 575 00:25:34,125 --> 00:25:35,625 HEY. 576 00:25:35,625 --> 00:25:37,208 - DAN, ARE YOU OKAY? 577 00:25:37,208 --> 00:25:39,041 - LINDA, I AM BETTER THAN OKAY. 578 00:25:39,041 --> 00:25:41,125 I JUST HAD THE MOST AMAZING MORNING EVER. 579 00:25:41,125 --> 00:25:43,291 KIDS, HEY, COME OVER HERE. 580 00:25:43,291 --> 00:25:45,709 I HAVE A LITTLE PRE-CHRISTMAS SURPRISE FOR YOU. 581 00:25:45,709 --> 00:25:47,667 THERE YOU GO, BUDDY. 582 00:25:47,667 --> 00:25:51,542 - DAD! YOU FOUND THE NEW ONE! - YOU BET I DID, KIDDO. 583 00:25:51,542 --> 00:25:53,208 AND THIS IS FOR YOU. 584 00:25:53,208 --> 00:25:55,291 - DAD, YOU BOUGHT IT? 585 00:25:55,291 --> 00:25:56,625 - YES, I DID. 586 00:25:56,625 --> 00:25:59,333 [chuckles] - AWESOME. 587 00:25:59,333 --> 00:26:00,333 - DAN, WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT? 588 00:26:00,333 --> 00:26:03,333 - MY SHIP--SLEIGH CAME IN. 589 00:26:03,333 --> 00:26:04,959 - BUT DAN, YOU CAN'T AFFORD THESE THINGS. 590 00:26:04,959 --> 00:26:07,625 - YES I CAN, LINDA. AND... 591 00:26:07,625 --> 00:26:11,000 I GOT A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR YOU TOO. 592 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:14,166 HUH? WHAT DO YOU THINK? 593 00:26:14,166 --> 00:26:15,333 - WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS LATER. 594 00:26:15,333 --> 00:26:16,792 THE SITTER'S GONNA BE HERE ANY MINUTE 595 00:26:16,792 --> 00:26:19,208 AND I HAVE TO MEET WITH TREVOR TO TOUR THE NEW PROPERTY. 596 00:26:19,208 --> 00:26:21,583 TREVOR, I--REALLY, AGAIN? - YEAH, TREVOR. 597 00:26:21,583 --> 00:26:22,917 HE'S MY BOSS. 598 00:26:22,917 --> 00:26:24,667 WE HAVE TO TOUR THE NEW PROPERTY BEFORE NEW YEAR'S. 599 00:26:24,667 --> 00:26:26,333 WE HAVE A TON TO DO TO MAKE IT LOOK PRESENTABLE 600 00:26:26,333 --> 00:26:28,166 AND THIS WEEK IS GONNA BE CRAZY. 601 00:26:28,166 --> 00:26:30,500 - OKAY, THEN-- THEN LET ME HELP YOU. 602 00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:32,834 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - WHATEVER YOU NEED. 603 00:26:32,834 --> 00:26:34,875 I WANT TO HELP SHARE THE LOAD. 604 00:26:34,875 --> 00:26:36,709 IN FACT, I WOULD LIKE YOUR PERMISSION 605 00:26:36,709 --> 00:26:38,250 TO SPEND A LITTLE EXTRA TIME WITH THE KIDS 606 00:26:38,250 --> 00:26:39,458 'CAUSE I WANT TO GIVE THEM 607 00:26:39,458 --> 00:26:40,834 THE BEST CHRISTMAS THEY HAVE EVER HAD. 608 00:26:40,834 --> 00:26:42,333 - BUT I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T LIKE CHRISTMAS. 609 00:26:42,333 --> 00:26:44,000 AND WITH YOUR NEW MALL SANTA JOB 610 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,083 AND ALL THE OTHER PROJECTS YOU ALWAYS GET UP TO 611 00:26:46,083 --> 00:26:48,333 I HIRED BABYSITTERS FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK. 612 00:26:48,333 --> 00:26:49,583 - WELL, HEY, CANCEL THEM ALL. 613 00:26:49,583 --> 00:26:51,375 'CAUSE THAT IS ALL ABOUT TO CHANGE. 614 00:26:51,375 --> 00:26:54,375 IN FACT, WHY DON'T I TAKE THE KIDS OFF YOUR HANDS TONIGHT? 615 00:26:56,917 --> 00:26:58,083 - SURE, YOU'RE ON. 616 00:26:58,083 --> 00:26:59,375 - YEAH. 617 00:26:59,375 --> 00:27:03,041 LINDA, IT IS GOING TO BE A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS. 618 00:27:03,041 --> 00:27:04,792 OH, I'M GONNA BE LATE. 619 00:27:04,792 --> 00:27:07,250 I GOTTA GET FITTED FOR MY SANTA SUIT. 620 00:27:07,250 --> 00:27:11,834 JOE, BYE, BUDDY. BYE, SALLY! 621 00:27:11,834 --> 00:27:13,500 [laughing] 622 00:27:15,417 --> 00:27:17,500 [grunts] WHERE'S EDDIE? 623 00:27:17,500 --> 00:27:18,834 HE'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE. 624 00:27:18,834 --> 00:27:20,333 FIRST WE GOTTA GET YOU SUITED UP. 625 00:27:20,333 --> 00:27:23,875 YOU'RE A LOT THINNER THAN KRIS. 626 00:27:23,875 --> 00:27:26,000 YOU SHOULD TRY SOME OF MY AUNT FANNY'S APPLE PIE. 627 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,542 THAT SHOULD PUT SOME MORE MEAT ON YOUR BONES. 628 00:27:27,542 --> 00:27:30,709 PEOPLE EXPECT A JOLLY, FAT SANTA. 629 00:27:30,709 --> 00:27:33,083 AND WHERE IS YOUR BEARD? 630 00:27:33,083 --> 00:27:35,083 YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING TO GROW ONE. 631 00:27:35,083 --> 00:27:37,667 I'LL BE BACK TO FINISH YOUR FITTING. 632 00:27:37,667 --> 00:27:39,709 - ALL RIGHT, I HAVE THE OWNER'S MANUAL TO SANTA'S SLEIGH. 633 00:27:39,709 --> 00:27:42,375 YOU BETTER START READING IT. 634 00:27:42,375 --> 00:27:44,291 THE SLEIGH IS POWERED BY THE NORTH POLE'S MAGNETIC FIELD 635 00:27:44,291 --> 00:27:46,875 SO YOU HAVE TO HAVE A WORKING KNOWLEDGE OF ASTROPHYSICS. 636 00:27:46,875 --> 00:27:48,959 - WHAT ABOUT THE REINDEER? - NO, NO, NO, NO. 637 00:27:48,959 --> 00:27:51,250 THEY ARE USED ONLY FOR EMERGENCY BACKUP PURPOSES. 638 00:27:51,250 --> 00:27:52,542 SANTA JUST LIKES THEM THERE FOR TRADITION. 639 00:27:52,542 --> 00:27:53,542 - OH. 640 00:27:53,542 --> 00:27:54,959 - ALL RIGHT, WHAT WE HAVE NOW IS 641 00:27:54,959 --> 00:27:58,583 THE LATEST LETTERS TO SANTA FOR YOUR ATTENTION. 642 00:27:58,583 --> 00:28:01,000 - WAIT. I HAVE AN IDEA. 643 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,542 THIS YEAR EVERYBODY GETS WHATEVER THEY WANT. 644 00:28:03,542 --> 00:28:04,709 - WELL, NO, YOU HAVE TO CROSS-CHECK THE LETTERS 645 00:28:04,709 --> 00:28:07,083 AGAINST THE NAUGHTY AND NICE LIST. 646 00:28:07,083 --> 00:28:08,542 - NOBODY'S NAUGHTY. EVERYBODY GETS A BREAK. 647 00:28:08,542 --> 00:28:10,083 - BUT-- 648 00:28:10,083 --> 00:28:11,792 - LOOK, I HAVE SEEN A LOT OF DISAPPOINTMENT IN MY LIFE. 649 00:28:11,792 --> 00:28:14,834 THIS YEAR NO ONE GETS DISAPPOINTED. UNDERSTOOD? 650 00:28:14,834 --> 00:28:16,834 - FINE, THEN I'M GONNA NEED YOUR AUTHORIZATION 651 00:28:16,834 --> 00:28:17,834 TO BRING IN MORE ELVES. 652 00:28:17,834 --> 00:28:19,667 - YEAH, SURE, WHATEVER IT TAKES. 653 00:28:19,667 --> 00:28:22,417 MORE THE MERRIER, JUST MAKE SURE THEY'RE WELL PAID. 654 00:28:22,417 --> 00:28:23,792 - WE'RE PAID IN COOKIES. 655 00:28:23,792 --> 00:28:25,625 - OKAY, GOOD, SO WE GOT THAT COVERED. 656 00:28:25,625 --> 00:28:27,000 JUST TAKE ME HOME. 657 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,792 - THIS IS YOUR NEW HOME. 658 00:28:29,792 --> 00:28:31,750 - NO, NO, I NEED TO GO HOME-HOME. 659 00:28:31,750 --> 00:28:33,834 - DAN, YOU ARE SANTA. 660 00:28:33,834 --> 00:28:35,792 - I HAVE A VERY SPECIAL CHRISTMAS WISH 661 00:28:35,792 --> 00:28:36,834 I HAVE TO FULFILL. 662 00:28:36,834 --> 00:28:38,083 - AND WHAT'S THAT? 663 00:28:38,083 --> 00:28:40,083 - I HAVE TO WIN BACK MY FAMILY. 664 00:28:40,083 --> 00:28:41,542 AND I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME. 665 00:28:41,542 --> 00:28:43,458 - AND WHAT ABOUT CHRISTMAS FOR THE REST OF THE PLANET? 666 00:28:43,458 --> 00:28:46,917 - WELL, LIKE I SAID, EVERYTHING FOR EVERYONE. 667 00:28:46,917 --> 00:28:48,083 YOU GOT THAT COVERED, RIGHT? 668 00:28:48,083 --> 00:28:49,458 GOOD, OKAY. GOTTA GO. 669 00:28:49,458 --> 00:28:51,083 SPARKLE ME BACK, OR WHATEVER YOU DO. 670 00:28:51,083 --> 00:28:52,500 - [sighs] - NOW. 671 00:28:52,500 --> 00:28:54,166 - OY VEY. 672 00:28:54,166 --> 00:28:55,917 - OY VEY? 673 00:28:55,917 --> 00:29:00,667 - I'M A HANUKKAH ELF TOO, ON MY FATHER'S SIDE. 674 00:29:00,667 --> 00:29:02,375 - OH! [crashes] 675 00:29:02,375 --> 00:29:04,083 EDDIE! 676 00:29:04,083 --> 00:29:08,166 EDDIE, YOU REALLY NEED TO WORK ON YOUR SPARKLING. 677 00:29:08,166 --> 00:29:11,125 [sighs] ALL RIGHT. 678 00:29:11,125 --> 00:29:13,959 GET TO WORK, SANTA. 679 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,834 - I'M SORRY TO BOTHER YOU, SIR. I JUST-- 680 00:29:19,834 --> 00:29:23,667 I'M WORRIED THAT MR. RYEBECK ISN'T GONNA WORK OUT. 681 00:29:23,667 --> 00:29:27,875 - JUST GIVE HIM TIME, EDDIE. JUST GIVE HIM TIME. 682 00:29:27,875 --> 00:29:29,166 HOT, HOT. 683 00:29:33,583 --> 00:29:36,417 - [chuckles] - MERRY CHRISTMAS, LINDA. 684 00:29:36,417 --> 00:29:37,792 - HELLO, DAN. WHAT'S WITH THE SANTA SUIT? 685 00:29:37,792 --> 00:29:39,750 - I AM JUST GETTING IN THE SPIRIT 686 00:29:39,750 --> 00:29:41,166 FOR MY MALL SANTA JOB. 687 00:29:41,166 --> 00:29:43,709 - HEY, SLICK. WHAT'S UP, SALLY? YOU GUYS READY TO GO? 688 00:29:43,709 --> 00:29:44,834 - WHERE ARE YOU OFF TO? 689 00:29:44,834 --> 00:29:46,875 - WE ARE GONNA HAVE A LITTLE SURPRISE. 690 00:29:46,875 --> 00:29:48,041 JOE, DO YOU GOT THE VIDEO GAME? 691 00:29:48,041 --> 00:29:49,291 - IN MY BACKPACK. 692 00:29:49,291 --> 00:29:51,709 - ALL RIGHT. COME ON, GANG. 693 00:29:52,959 --> 00:29:55,625 - BYE. 694 00:29:55,625 --> 00:29:58,125 [door closes] 695 00:30:03,792 --> 00:30:05,000 - OKAY, COME ON IN. 696 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,375 NO PEEKING. 697 00:30:07,375 --> 00:30:09,458 READY? UNCOVER YOUR EYES. 698 00:30:09,458 --> 00:30:12,458 TA-DAH! 699 00:30:12,458 --> 00:30:13,792 - WOW. 700 00:30:13,792 --> 00:30:15,500 - YOU SEE ALL THOSE PRESENTS OVER THERE? 701 00:30:15,500 --> 00:30:17,208 THEY'RE ALL YOURS. 702 00:30:17,208 --> 00:30:18,750 - ALL OF THEM? - ALL OF THEM. 703 00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:20,834 IT'S EVERY GIFT YOU'VE EVER WANTED. 704 00:30:20,834 --> 00:30:23,333 FROM EVERY CHRISTMAS LIST YOU'VE WRITTEN IN THE PAST FIVE YEARS. 705 00:30:23,333 --> 00:30:24,583 - WHOA. 706 00:30:24,583 --> 00:30:25,667 - COME ON, WHAT'RE YOU WAITING FOR? 707 00:30:25,667 --> 00:30:28,750 GO, YOUR PRESENTS AWAIT. 708 00:30:31,750 --> 00:30:34,750 [rock and roll music] 709 00:30:34,750 --> 00:30:38,208 ♪ ♪ 710 00:30:38,208 --> 00:30:43,750 - ♪ HEY SANTA TIME TO JUMP ON YOUR BIG OLD SLEIGH ♪ 711 00:30:43,750 --> 00:30:49,166 ♪ YOU GOT A LOT OF TOYS TO DELIVER BY CHRISTMAS DAY ♪ 712 00:30:49,166 --> 00:30:54,750 ♪ COME ON SANTA IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS TIME AGAIN ♪ 713 00:30:54,750 --> 00:30:58,000 ♪ YOU HAD ALL YEAR TO MAKE THE TOYS FOR THE KIDS ♪ 714 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,875 ♪ IN ALL THAT TIME WE DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DID ♪ 715 00:31:00,875 --> 00:31:02,250 - WAAH! 716 00:31:02,250 --> 00:31:05,792 - [laughs] - WHOO. 717 00:31:05,792 --> 00:31:07,542 I NEED A BREAK. 718 00:31:07,542 --> 00:31:10,291 OH, AND BY THE WAY, THAT VIDEO GAME CONTROLLER 719 00:31:10,291 --> 00:31:12,417 IS A LOT MORE ADVANCED THAN THAT OLD ONE TREVOR GOT YOU. 720 00:31:12,417 --> 00:31:14,291 - [laughs] 721 00:31:14,291 --> 00:31:15,291 - HEY, SALLY, YOU WANT TO COME JOIN US? 722 00:31:15,291 --> 00:31:16,625 - NO, THANKS, DAD. 723 00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:17,709 - WANT ANYTHING TO DRINK? 724 00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:19,959 WARM CIDER? EGG NOG? JUICE BOX? 725 00:31:19,959 --> 00:31:21,083 - DAD, PLEASE. 726 00:31:21,083 --> 00:31:22,959 - YOU KNOW, DAD, IT'S FUN TO HAVE TIME 727 00:31:22,959 --> 00:31:24,208 TO JUST HANG OUT WITH YOU. 728 00:31:24,208 --> 00:31:27,291 BUT THERE'S SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT YOU. 729 00:31:27,291 --> 00:31:29,625 - WELL MAYBE YOU OUGHT TO MENTION THAT TO MOM. 730 00:31:29,625 --> 00:31:31,625 - I'LL TELL HER AS SOON AS SHE GETS HOME. 731 00:31:31,625 --> 00:31:33,000 WANT TO PLAY SQUIRE OF WESSEX? 732 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,125 - I SURE DO. 733 00:31:34,125 --> 00:31:35,250 WHEN SHE GETS HOME? WHERE IS SHE? 734 00:31:35,250 --> 00:31:37,458 - MOM WENT OUT TO DINNER WITH HER BOSS. 735 00:31:37,458 --> 00:31:41,375 - OH, DINNER. WITH TREVOR. 736 00:31:41,375 --> 00:31:42,709 - EH, YEAH. 737 00:31:42,709 --> 00:31:45,000 HEY, YOU WANT TO PLAY SQUIRE OF WESSEX NOW? 738 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,166 - HOLD THAT THOUGHT, LITTLE BUDDY. 739 00:31:46,166 --> 00:31:49,166 I WILL BE RIGHT BACK. 740 00:31:53,417 --> 00:31:56,500 [dials phone] 741 00:31:56,500 --> 00:31:58,417 [cell phone rings] 742 00:31:58,417 --> 00:31:59,417 HELLO, DAN. 743 00:31:59,417 --> 00:32:00,667 - EDDIE, WHERE THE HECK ARE YA? 744 00:32:00,667 --> 00:32:02,750 - I'M IN THE NORTH POLE DOING YOUR JOB. 745 00:32:02,750 --> 00:32:03,834 - YOU KEEP TABS ON EVERYBODY, RIGHT? 746 00:32:03,834 --> 00:32:05,125 - SO? 747 00:32:05,125 --> 00:32:07,500 - LINDA IS OUT TO DINNER WITH HER BOSS 748 00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:08,792 AT A FRENCH RESTAURANT. 749 00:32:08,792 --> 00:32:09,834 I MEAN, DO THE MATH. 750 00:32:09,834 --> 00:32:11,208 HIS NAME IS TREVOR WINTHROP. 751 00:32:11,208 --> 00:32:12,750 I WANT YOU TO CHECK THE NAUGHTY LIST, WHAT DO YOU GOT? 752 00:32:12,750 --> 00:32:15,000 - THAT IS A FLAGRANT MISUSE OF THE NAUGHTY LIST. 753 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,667 MR. KRINGLE WOULD NEVER APPROVE IT. 754 00:32:16,667 --> 00:32:19,834 - EDDIE, NEVER MESS WITH THE MAN WHO PASSES OUT THE COOKIES. 755 00:32:19,834 --> 00:32:23,041 - OH, OKAY, YOU JUST WANT ME TO BREAK RULE TEN. 756 00:32:23,041 --> 00:32:24,750 [typing] 757 00:32:24,750 --> 00:32:25,875 TREVOR WINTHROP. 758 00:32:25,875 --> 00:32:29,917 HE'S AN OXFORD GRADUATE, A CRICKET STAR, 759 00:32:29,917 --> 00:32:32,041 AND HE DOES A LOT OF PRO BONO WORK FOR DIFFERENT CHARITIES. 760 00:32:32,041 --> 00:32:34,500 - CRICKET? ALL RIGHT, WHAT ABOUT THE BAD STUFF? 761 00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:37,041 - THERE'S NOTHING BAD. HE'S A PRETTY AMAZING GUY. 762 00:32:37,041 --> 00:32:38,875 - OKAY, WELL, WHERE IS THIS AMAZING GUY NOW? 763 00:32:38,875 --> 00:32:40,834 - OH, YOU DON'T WANT ME TO JUST BREAK INTO HIS FILE, 764 00:32:40,834 --> 00:32:42,417 YOU ACTUALLY WANT ME TO TRACK HIM, SURE. 765 00:32:42,417 --> 00:32:43,583 I DON'T SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT. 766 00:32:43,583 --> 00:32:46,041 LET ME JUST GO AHEAD AND DO THAT FOR YOU. 767 00:32:46,041 --> 00:32:49,041 HE'S AT THE CORNER OF MAIN STREET AND THIRD, HEADING WEST. 768 00:32:49,041 --> 00:32:51,083 - I WANT YOU TO GET DOWN HERE NOW, TO MY APARTMENT. 769 00:32:51,083 --> 00:32:53,166 I NEED YOUR HELP. AND THAT'S AN ORDER. 770 00:32:53,166 --> 00:32:55,500 - YOU GET A LITTLE TASTE OF POWER... 771 00:32:55,500 --> 00:32:57,333 [door opens] 772 00:32:57,333 --> 00:32:59,250 - HEY, SAL, JOE. 773 00:32:59,250 --> 00:33:00,583 I'VE GOT A LITTLE ERRAND TO RUN. 774 00:33:00,583 --> 00:33:02,250 I'LL BE BACK IN TWO SHAKES OF A REINDEER'S TAIL. 775 00:33:02,250 --> 00:33:04,959 - BUT DAD, YOU SAID WE WERE GONNA PLAY SQUIRE OF WESSEX. 776 00:33:04,959 --> 00:33:06,917 - I KNOW, PAL, I'M SORRY. 777 00:33:06,917 --> 00:33:08,625 MY BUDDY'S GONNA STOP BY, BABYSIT. 778 00:33:08,625 --> 00:33:09,917 HE'LL BE HAPPY TO PLAY WITH YOU. 779 00:33:09,917 --> 00:33:12,291 - DAD, BABYSIT? I'M 14. 780 00:33:12,291 --> 00:33:14,166 - SAL-- [crashes] 781 00:33:14,166 --> 00:33:15,250 YEAH, THAT'S HIM. 782 00:33:15,250 --> 00:33:16,417 [knock on door] 783 00:33:16,417 --> 00:33:19,250 COME IN. 784 00:33:19,250 --> 00:33:21,417 - I MAY HAVE TAKEN OUT YOUR NEIGHBOR'S DECORATIONS 785 00:33:21,417 --> 00:33:23,959 BY ACCIDENT. 786 00:33:23,959 --> 00:33:26,125 - GUYS, THIS IS MY FRIEND EDDIE. - HI, KIDS. 787 00:33:26,125 --> 00:33:27,583 - HE'S GONNA LOOK OUT FOR YOU WHILE I'M GONE. 788 00:33:27,583 --> 00:33:29,125 both: HE IS? 789 00:33:29,125 --> 00:33:32,083 - I'LL BE BACK FASTER THAN A PARTRIDGE CAN FIND A PEAR TREE. 790 00:33:32,083 --> 00:33:37,083 DO ME A FAVOR, JUST CLEAN THE PLACE UP A LITTLE BIT, OKAY? 791 00:33:43,458 --> 00:33:46,417 - WELL... 792 00:33:46,417 --> 00:33:48,792 HEH. 793 00:33:51,291 --> 00:33:53,625 - THANK YOU FOR COMING TONIGHT. 794 00:33:53,625 --> 00:33:55,500 I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR FUTURE. 795 00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:59,041 NOW, A NEW YEAR MEANS A FRESH START. 796 00:33:59,041 --> 00:34:02,000 NEW OPPORTUNITIES. 797 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,583 - OH, WELL, I'VE CERTAINLY ENJOYED 798 00:34:03,583 --> 00:34:05,917 WORKING FOR THE FIRM THIS YEAR, AND I HOPE TO CONTINUE TO DO SO. 799 00:34:05,917 --> 00:34:09,291 - WELL, SEE, I THINK YOU HAVEN'T BEEN FULLY APPRECIATED. 800 00:34:09,291 --> 00:34:10,583 - OH, I'VE NEVER FELT THAT WAY. 801 00:34:10,583 --> 00:34:13,083 - YOU'RE THE WHOLE PACKAGE, LINDA. 802 00:34:13,083 --> 00:34:17,125 SMARTS, TENACITY, STYLE. - THANK YOU. 803 00:34:17,125 --> 00:34:20,917 - AND THE WAY YOU LANDED RIVERSIDE TOWERS, TOP NOTCH. 804 00:34:20,917 --> 00:34:22,792 [chuckles] 805 00:34:22,792 --> 00:34:27,125 AND I THINK THAT YOU'RE CUT OUT FOR SOMETHING MORE. 806 00:34:27,125 --> 00:34:30,000 - OH? 807 00:34:33,333 --> 00:34:35,834 OH, WELL... 808 00:34:35,834 --> 00:34:38,375 THANK YOU. 809 00:34:40,166 --> 00:34:41,333 WHAT IS IT? 810 00:34:41,333 --> 00:34:42,834 - WELL, IT-- 811 00:34:42,834 --> 00:34:44,375 UM, THAT'S A PIECE OF COAL. 812 00:34:44,375 --> 00:34:47,625 IT WAS A DIAMOND, BUT IT'S A PIECE OF COAL. 813 00:34:47,625 --> 00:34:48,709 - [laughs] 814 00:34:48,709 --> 00:34:52,166 - I SHOULD GET GOING. 815 00:34:52,166 --> 00:34:55,875 I'M TELLING YOU, THERE WAS A DIAMOND WHEN I BOUGHT IT. 816 00:34:55,875 --> 00:34:57,625 I'M STILL NOT QUITE SURE WHAT HAPPENED THERE. 817 00:34:57,625 --> 00:35:00,125 - HUH. YEAH, WELL, CAVEAT EMPTOR. 818 00:35:00,125 --> 00:35:03,166 BLACK GOES WITH EVERYTHING, RIGHT? 819 00:35:03,166 --> 00:35:06,709 [both chuckle] 820 00:35:06,709 --> 00:35:08,875 - I-I SHOULD GO. 821 00:35:08,875 --> 00:35:12,250 LOOK, TREVOR, YOU'RE A GREAT GUY. 822 00:35:12,250 --> 00:35:14,083 BUT YOU'RE MY BOSS. 823 00:35:14,083 --> 00:35:16,750 AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T AWKWARD ENOUGH 824 00:35:16,750 --> 00:35:18,625 I MEAN, SOMETIMES I CATCH MYSELF THINKING 825 00:35:18,625 --> 00:35:20,542 THERE MIGHT STILL BE A CHANCE WITH DAN 826 00:35:20,542 --> 00:35:23,500 AND... - I UNDERSTAND. COMPLETELY. 827 00:35:23,500 --> 00:35:27,125 AND IT'S JUST AN OPINION, BUT... 828 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:29,417 I THINK YOU DESERVE SOMEONE 829 00:35:29,417 --> 00:35:33,083 WHO CAN TREAT YOU LIKE THE ROYALTY THAT YOU ARE. 830 00:35:33,083 --> 00:35:34,917 - WELL, THANKS. 831 00:35:34,917 --> 00:35:37,542 - OOH, YOU'RE SHIVERING. COLD? 832 00:35:37,542 --> 00:35:40,458 - A LITTLE. 833 00:35:42,834 --> 00:35:47,709 - I'LL MAKE IT REALLY COLD. 834 00:35:47,709 --> 00:35:49,875 - IT'S SNOWING. 835 00:35:49,875 --> 00:35:51,208 - MAYBE WE'LL HAVE A WHITE CHRISTMAS. 836 00:35:51,208 --> 00:35:53,041 - IT SEEMS PRETTY LOCALIZED. 837 00:35:53,041 --> 00:35:54,208 LIKE JUST IN FRONT OF THIS BUILDING. 838 00:35:54,208 --> 00:35:56,583 - I DON'T REMEMBER THAT IN THE FORECAST. 839 00:35:56,583 --> 00:35:58,542 - I SHOULD BE GETTING HOME. 840 00:35:58,542 --> 00:36:00,250 - GOOD-BYE. 841 00:36:00,250 --> 00:36:02,542 TAXI. 842 00:36:02,542 --> 00:36:06,959 - HEY, MERRY CHRISTMAS. 843 00:36:17,542 --> 00:36:20,000 - HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 844 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,583 WHY AREN'T YOU UPSTAIRS WATCHING MY KIDS? 845 00:36:21,583 --> 00:36:23,000 - THEY HAVEN'T LIFTED THEIR HEADS 846 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,458 FROM THEIR VIDEO GAME SINCE YOU LEFT, THEY'RE FINE. 847 00:36:24,458 --> 00:36:26,792 YOU ARE IN A TAILSPIN. - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 848 00:36:26,792 --> 00:36:28,083 - YOU'RE ALL ABOUT PERSONAL GAIN AGAIN. 849 00:36:28,083 --> 00:36:29,208 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 850 00:36:29,208 --> 00:36:30,917 - YOU TURNED A WHEEL LOCK INTO A WREATH. 851 00:36:30,917 --> 00:36:34,333 YOU TOOK A DIAMOND AND CHANGED IT INTO A PIECE OF COAL. 852 00:36:34,333 --> 00:36:35,500 - THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD, RIGHT? 853 00:36:35,500 --> 00:36:36,792 - YOU GOTTA STOP. 854 00:36:36,792 --> 00:36:38,375 YOU'RE PUTTING THINGS SO FAR OUT OF ALIGNMENT 855 00:36:38,375 --> 00:36:39,959 WE'LL BE LUCKY TO DELIVER CHRISTMAS. 856 00:36:39,959 --> 00:36:42,291 - I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 857 00:36:42,291 --> 00:36:44,625 - WHEN YOU USE CHRISTMAS MAGIC SELFISHLY, 858 00:36:44,625 --> 00:36:46,125 IT MAKES IT LESS STABLE, 859 00:36:46,125 --> 00:36:47,834 MORE PRONE TO ACCIDENTS AND MISHAPS. 860 00:36:47,834 --> 00:36:49,417 IT MAKES IT HARDER FOR US TO WORK. 861 00:36:49,417 --> 00:36:50,750 AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? 862 00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:54,792 WE NEED YOU TO SHOW UP AND BE SANTA CLAUSE THIS YEAR. 863 00:36:54,792 --> 00:36:57,542 - IT'S A LOT TO ASK FROM... 864 00:36:57,542 --> 00:36:59,291 FROM AN OUT-OF-WORK TRAVEL AGENT. 865 00:36:59,291 --> 00:37:03,917 - YOU JUST GOTTA SHOW UP. 866 00:37:03,917 --> 00:37:04,917 - ALL RIGHT. 867 00:37:04,917 --> 00:37:06,000 ALL RIGHT. 868 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,500 NIGHT. 869 00:37:07,500 --> 00:37:12,291 - DAN, ONE MORE THING. 870 00:37:12,291 --> 00:37:15,834 WHEN YOU USE CHRISTMAS MAGIC TO BUY YOUR FAMILY'S LOVE, 871 00:37:15,834 --> 00:37:19,375 IT NOT ONLY WEAKENS THE MAGIC. 872 00:37:19,375 --> 00:37:23,667 IT MAKES IT HARDER TO ACTUALLY MEND WITH THEM. 873 00:37:23,667 --> 00:37:27,792 - LOOK, I GOTTA GET THE KIDS BACK TO LINDA'S PLACE. 874 00:37:27,792 --> 00:37:30,542 THANKS. 875 00:37:39,792 --> 00:37:40,792 both: HEY, MOM. 876 00:37:40,792 --> 00:37:44,375 - HI, KIDS. 877 00:37:44,375 --> 00:37:46,875 - SO HOW WAS YOUR EVENING? 878 00:37:46,875 --> 00:37:48,166 - ODD. I GOT CAUGHT IN THE 879 00:37:48,166 --> 00:37:50,208 BLIZZARD OF THE CENTURY, AMONG OTHER THINGS. 880 00:37:50,208 --> 00:37:52,834 - I SAW THAT ON THE NEWS. CRAZY, HUH? 881 00:37:52,834 --> 00:37:54,750 - I HOPE YOUR EVENING WAS BETTER THAN MINE WAS. 882 00:37:54,750 --> 00:37:57,083 - KIDS AND I-- - IT WAS VERY INTERESTING. 883 00:37:57,083 --> 00:37:59,208 WE GOT TO MEET A NEW BABYSITTER. 884 00:37:59,208 --> 00:38:01,792 - YEAH, I HAD TO POP OUT FOR, LIKE, 30 MINUTES OR SO 885 00:38:01,792 --> 00:38:02,875 TO RUN SOME ERRANDS. 886 00:38:02,875 --> 00:38:04,208 LEFT THE KIDS WITH MY FRIEND EDDIE. 887 00:38:04,208 --> 00:38:05,750 - DAN, YOU LEFT THE KIDS WITH A STRANGER? 888 00:38:05,750 --> 00:38:08,125 - NO, HE'S NOT A STRANGER, HE'S A GOOD FRIEND. 889 00:38:08,125 --> 00:38:09,250 AND HE'S REALLY GOOD WITH KIDS. 890 00:38:09,250 --> 00:38:12,083 MIGHT EVEN QUALIFY AS AN EXPERT. 891 00:38:12,083 --> 00:38:15,041 BESIDES, I HAD SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT TO DO. 892 00:38:15,041 --> 00:38:17,333 - DAN, NOT MORE GIFTS. - LOOK, LINDA... 893 00:38:17,333 --> 00:38:18,500 SOMETHING BIG HAS HAPPENED AND I THINK 894 00:38:18,500 --> 00:38:19,542 WE SHOULD GET TOGETHER TO DISCUSS IT. 895 00:38:19,542 --> 00:38:23,250 - WHAT IS THIS? - OPEN IT. 896 00:38:23,250 --> 00:38:25,375 IT'S AN INVITATION. - DAN. 897 00:38:25,375 --> 00:38:27,542 - OH, COME ON. IT'S ONE DINNER. 898 00:38:27,542 --> 00:38:29,500 I'LL SIGN THE PAPERS AFTER THE HOLIDAYS, 899 00:38:29,500 --> 00:38:31,041 SO ONE DINNER'S NOT GONNA MAKE A DIFFERENCE. 900 00:38:31,041 --> 00:38:33,375 - I DON'T KNOW, I HAVE A LOT ON MY MIND AND A LOT ON MY PLATE. 901 00:38:33,375 --> 00:38:34,709 - COME ON, YOU COME OVER TOMORROW 902 00:38:34,709 --> 00:38:36,083 I'LL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING THAT'S BEEN GOING ON. 903 00:38:36,083 --> 00:38:38,583 - I DON'T KNOW. - DO NOT MAKE ME BEG HERE. 904 00:38:38,583 --> 00:38:40,041 THE KIDS WILL SEE THAT. THAT WILL NOT BE GOOD. 905 00:38:40,041 --> 00:38:41,583 - FINE. - TOMORROW NIGHT. GREAT. 906 00:38:41,583 --> 00:38:44,083 ALL RIGHT. BYE, KIDS. 907 00:38:44,083 --> 00:38:46,542 Joe and Sally: BYE, DAD. 908 00:38:48,542 --> 00:38:50,417 - [sighs] 909 00:38:50,417 --> 00:38:51,875 - OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR. 910 00:38:51,875 --> 00:38:53,792 - WHAT? ARE YOU COUNTING REINDEER? 911 00:38:53,792 --> 00:38:55,750 - I'M GOING OVER THE FULFILLMENT REPORTS. 912 00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:57,417 THIS WHOLE "EVERYONE GETS EVERYTHING" 913 00:38:57,417 --> 00:38:59,625 IS BACKING UP OUR SYSTEM BIG TIME. 914 00:38:59,625 --> 00:39:01,875 - I UNDERSTAND, BUT SANTA WAS EXPLICIT. 915 00:39:01,875 --> 00:39:03,917 FOLLOW MR. RYEBECK'S ORDERS AND HOPE FOR THE BEST. 916 00:39:03,917 --> 00:39:05,083 [sighs] 917 00:39:05,083 --> 00:39:07,125 - WE'RE LIKE A RUDDERLESS SLEIGH. 918 00:39:07,125 --> 00:39:10,041 - ...CAREENING DOWN A MOUNTAIN. - ...MADE OF POWDERED SUGAR. 919 00:39:10,041 --> 00:39:12,542 - WHY DO YOU HAVE TO PUT A POSITIVE SPIN ON EVERYTHING? 920 00:39:12,542 --> 00:39:14,583 - YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GONNA GO CHECK IN ON THE NEW BOSS. 921 00:39:14,583 --> 00:39:18,750 I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM SINCE LAST NIGHT. 922 00:39:20,458 --> 00:39:22,125 - SO... 923 00:39:22,125 --> 00:39:23,291 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 924 00:39:23,291 --> 00:39:27,542 BLAZER OR... 925 00:39:27,542 --> 00:39:28,917 JUST THE SHIRT? 926 00:39:28,917 --> 00:39:31,417 - YOU'RE WASTING TIME. CHRISTMAS IS FOUR DAYS AWAY. 927 00:39:31,417 --> 00:39:33,959 WE HAVE SHIPMENTS TO TRACK AND SCHEDULES TO KEEP. 928 00:39:33,959 --> 00:39:35,792 - MM-HMM. AND HOW THOSE NEW ELVES WORKING OUT? 929 00:39:35,792 --> 00:39:37,291 - THEY'RE PUTTING IN A LOT OF OVERTIME 930 00:39:37,291 --> 00:39:38,458 BUT THEY'RE GETTING COOKIES AND A HALF. 931 00:39:38,458 --> 00:39:39,542 - PERFECT. 932 00:39:39,542 --> 00:39:40,750 - YEAH, UNTIL WE RUN OUT OF COOKIES. 933 00:39:40,750 --> 00:39:42,125 - WHAT HAPPENS THEN? 934 00:39:42,125 --> 00:39:43,834 - IMAGINE THE WORLD'S LARGEST SUGAR CRASH. 935 00:39:43,834 --> 00:39:45,458 AND WE HAVE A NEW PROBLEM. 936 00:39:45,458 --> 00:39:49,750 THE DISTRIBUTION CENTERS-- THEY'RE OVERWHELMED WORLDWIDE. 937 00:39:49,750 --> 00:39:51,458 HAVE YOU SERIOUSLY CONSIDERED THE CONSEQUENCES 938 00:39:51,458 --> 00:39:54,458 OF GIVING EVERYONE EVERYTHING THEY ASK FOR? 939 00:39:54,458 --> 00:39:57,750 - LET'S SEE, JOY, HAPPINESS, DANCING IN THE STREETS? 940 00:39:57,750 --> 00:40:00,375 SOUNDS HORRIBLE. YOU WORRY TOO MUCH. 941 00:40:00,375 --> 00:40:02,000 - YOU MIGHT WANT TO RETHINK THAT. 942 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,083 - EDDIE, I'VE GOT IMPORTANT THINGS TO FOCUS ON. 943 00:40:04,083 --> 00:40:06,125 HELP ME OUT HERE. SPRUCE UP THE WINDOWS OR SOMETHING. 944 00:40:06,125 --> 00:40:07,458 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 945 00:40:07,458 --> 00:40:10,583 - I AM RECREATING MY PERFECT FIRST DATE WITH LINDA. 946 00:40:10,583 --> 00:40:14,333 I AM GONNA BLOW HER AWAY. JUST LIKE I DID BACK IN THE DAY. 947 00:40:14,333 --> 00:40:17,458 - WE HAVE CHRISTMAS. 948 00:40:17,458 --> 00:40:19,834 DAN, YOU'RE SANTA. 949 00:40:19,834 --> 00:40:23,083 - OKAY, CHAMPAGNE ON ICE, CHECK. 950 00:40:23,083 --> 00:40:25,667 LOBSTER THERMIDOR IN THE OVEN AND... 951 00:40:25,667 --> 00:40:27,333 [blows dust] 952 00:40:27,333 --> 00:40:28,500 A LITTLE SINATRA FOR MUSIC. HUH? 953 00:40:28,500 --> 00:40:29,834 IT'S HER FAVORITE. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 954 00:40:29,834 --> 00:40:30,834 - I THINK I'M GONNA HEAD BACK TO THE NORTH POLE 955 00:40:30,834 --> 00:40:32,250 AND TRY AND HOLD DOWN THE FORT. 956 00:40:32,250 --> 00:40:36,000 YOU HAVE TO COME BY TONIGHT AFTER ALL THIS. OR ELSE. 957 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:39,792 - OKAY, OKAY, GOOD, JUST GO. 958 00:40:42,875 --> 00:40:44,333 - ROB, UPDATE. 959 00:40:44,333 --> 00:40:45,542 - SIR. 960 00:40:45,542 --> 00:40:47,041 - IS THAT ACCURATE? - MM-HMM. 961 00:40:47,041 --> 00:40:48,875 - WELL, GET A RAPID ACTION TEAM ON THAT RIGHT AWAY. 962 00:40:48,875 --> 00:40:49,875 DEB! - SIR? 963 00:40:49,875 --> 00:40:51,709 - THANK YOU. - MM-HMM. 964 00:40:51,709 --> 00:40:54,750 - [grunts] 965 00:40:54,750 --> 00:40:56,542 [beeping] 966 00:40:56,542 --> 00:41:00,333 - I AM ON A MOONLIGHT WALK WITH MY MISSUS, EDDIE. 967 00:41:00,333 --> 00:41:02,375 - OH, I'M SORRY, SIR, BUT THIS IS URGENT. 968 00:41:02,375 --> 00:41:06,083 AN HOUR AGO AN ENTIRE TOY CACHE DESTINED FOR GLOUCESTER, ENGLAND 969 00:41:06,083 --> 00:41:08,208 WAS DELIVERED AT THE BOTTOM OF THE MARIANAS TRENCH. 970 00:41:08,208 --> 00:41:11,709 - THE GLITCH CAN BE DIRECTLY ATTRIBUTED TO MR. RYEBECK'S IMU. 971 00:41:11,709 --> 00:41:13,709 - IMU? - INAPPROPRIATE MAGIC USAGE. 972 00:41:13,709 --> 00:41:16,000 - MARIANAS TRENCH, HUH? 973 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:17,375 WELL, THAT'S ABYSMAL. 974 00:41:17,375 --> 00:41:20,375 [laughs] ABYSMAL. - TO SAY THE LEAST, SIR... 975 00:41:20,375 --> 00:41:24,083 DAN HAS MISUSED THE CHRISTMAS MAGIC SO MUCH AND SO OFTEN 976 00:41:24,083 --> 00:41:25,417 I THINK IT MIGHT COLLAPSE. 977 00:41:25,417 --> 00:41:27,291 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, HERE'S MY DECISION... 978 00:41:27,291 --> 00:41:30,917 CARRY ON WITH DAN. HE IS YOUR SANTA THIS YEAR. 979 00:41:30,917 --> 00:41:33,542 AND DON'T BE SO GLUM, EDDIE. - WELL-- 980 00:41:33,542 --> 00:41:35,583 - MOST C-DAYS GO OFF WITHOUT A HITCH. 981 00:41:35,583 --> 00:41:36,709 THIS ONE WILL TOO. 982 00:41:36,709 --> 00:41:38,709 NOW YOU HAVE A CACHE OF TOYS 983 00:41:38,709 --> 00:41:43,125 UNDER 36,000 FEET OF WATER THAT YOU NEED TO DEAL WITH, 984 00:41:43,125 --> 00:41:44,917 AND I HAVE A LITTLE STROLL TO FINISH. 985 00:41:44,917 --> 00:41:46,750 OH, AND EDDIE? - YES, SIR. 986 00:41:46,750 --> 00:41:48,083 - DON'T CALL ME AGAIN. 987 00:41:48,083 --> 00:41:49,750 - WHAT? WAIT. 988 00:41:49,750 --> 00:41:50,875 SIR, WAIT! 989 00:41:50,875 --> 00:41:53,667 [sighs] GREAT. HERE WE GO. 990 00:41:53,667 --> 00:41:56,083 IT'S A GOOD THING THOSE TOY PALLETS ARE WATERPROOF. 991 00:41:56,083 --> 00:41:58,375 [knock on door] 992 00:41:58,375 --> 00:42:00,834 - HI. - HI. 993 00:42:00,834 --> 00:42:03,083 THE PLACE LOOKS GREAT. 994 00:42:03,083 --> 00:42:06,083 - LINDA, YOU LOOK PHENOMENAL. 995 00:42:06,083 --> 00:42:07,500 - I'M JUST COMING FROM WORK. 996 00:42:07,500 --> 00:42:09,333 - WELL, I HOPE YOU BROUGHT YOUR APPETITE 997 00:42:09,333 --> 00:42:11,458 BECAUSE I COOKED UP LOBSTERS, YOUR FAVORITE. 998 00:42:11,458 --> 00:42:14,875 - OH, THAT'S NOT NECESSARY. - WELL, WHY NOT? 999 00:42:14,875 --> 00:42:16,208 REMINDS ME OF THAT TIME WE BOTH SURPRISED EACH OTHER 1000 00:42:16,208 --> 00:42:17,625 AND BROUGHT HOME LOBSTERS. 1001 00:42:17,625 --> 00:42:19,667 - GOOD THING I WAS PREGNANT WITH JOE AT THE TIME 1002 00:42:19,667 --> 00:42:21,291 AND EATING FOR TWO, AS I RECALL. 1003 00:42:21,291 --> 00:42:22,959 - HE DOES LOVE HIS LOBSTER, DOESN'T HE? 1004 00:42:22,959 --> 00:42:26,792 - [laughs] - COME ON IN. 1005 00:42:26,792 --> 00:42:28,458 NO REASON WE CAN'T CATCH UP OVER A NICE DINNER 1006 00:42:28,458 --> 00:42:30,208 AWAY FROM ALL THE DISTRACTIONS. 1007 00:42:30,208 --> 00:42:31,542 GOODNESS KNOWS I'VE BEEN A LITTLE 1008 00:42:31,542 --> 00:42:33,166 PREOCCUPIED WITH MY PROJECTS. 1009 00:42:33,166 --> 00:42:35,250 BUT THAT ALL STOPS NOW. 1010 00:42:35,250 --> 00:42:36,959 - GREAT. 1011 00:42:36,959 --> 00:42:38,792 AND WOW. I MEAN, YOU REALLY DECORATED. 1012 00:42:38,792 --> 00:42:40,792 THE KIDS TOLD ME IT LOOKED AMAZING. 1013 00:42:40,792 --> 00:42:42,166 - WELL, WHY NOT? 1014 00:42:42,166 --> 00:42:45,583 HERE, SIT. 1015 00:42:45,583 --> 00:42:49,500 AND, UH--OH, SOME MUSIC. 1016 00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:53,166 LOOK AT THAT. SINATRA. 1017 00:42:53,166 --> 00:42:56,667 - ♪ JOLLY OLD ST. NICHOLAS ♪ 1018 00:42:56,667 --> 00:43:00,959 ♪ LEAN YOUR EAR THIS WAY ♪ - THAT'S STRANGE. 1019 00:43:00,959 --> 00:43:02,000 IT SAYS SINATRA ON THE JACKET. - ♪ DON'T YOU TELL ♪ 1020 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,333 ♪ A SINGLE SOUL ♪ 1021 00:43:03,333 --> 00:43:05,375 - HOLD ON A SECOND. - ♪ WHAT I'M GONNA SAY ♪ 1022 00:43:05,375 --> 00:43:07,375 - I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 1023 00:43:07,375 --> 00:43:08,375 [music stops] 1024 00:43:08,375 --> 00:43:10,709 - OLD THING'S ON THE FRITZ. 1025 00:43:10,709 --> 00:43:12,333 ANYWAY. 1026 00:43:12,333 --> 00:43:14,667 WOULD YOU CARE FOR SOME CHAMPAGNE? 1027 00:43:14,667 --> 00:43:15,667 - SURE. 1028 00:43:18,500 --> 00:43:20,542 [cork pops] 1029 00:43:20,542 --> 00:43:22,375 - WHOA! WHOA. 1030 00:43:22,375 --> 00:43:27,250 SORRY ABOUT THAT. HERE. 1031 00:43:27,250 --> 00:43:29,709 - THIS SMELLS LIKE EGG NOG. 1032 00:43:29,709 --> 00:43:31,709 - IT SAYS CHAMPAGNE. 1033 00:43:31,709 --> 00:43:35,208 - YOU KNOW, MAYBE THIS WASN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA. 1034 00:43:35,208 --> 00:43:36,667 - OH. NO, LINDA. 1035 00:43:36,667 --> 00:43:40,875 YOU CAN'T LEAVE. I'VE COOKED UP YOUR FAVORITE DISH. 1036 00:43:44,041 --> 00:43:46,667 LOBSTER THERMIDOR. VOILA! 1037 00:43:46,667 --> 00:43:49,166 - THE LOBSTER LOOKS LIKE FRUITCAKE. 1038 00:43:49,166 --> 00:43:50,208 IS THIS FUNNY TO YOU? 1039 00:43:50,208 --> 00:43:51,875 - NO, IT'S-- 1040 00:43:51,875 --> 00:43:53,208 - I'M GONNA GET GOING. 1041 00:43:53,208 --> 00:43:55,375 - WAIT, LINDA, NO, I CAN EXPLAIN THIS. 1042 00:43:55,375 --> 00:43:56,750 ...I THINK. 1043 00:43:56,750 --> 00:43:57,750 WAIT, LINDA, HOLD ON. 1044 00:43:57,750 --> 00:44:01,208 NO, WAIT, LINDA, DON'T GO. 1045 00:44:01,208 --> 00:44:03,041 AT LEAST TAKE THESE PRESENTS FOR THE KIDS. 1046 00:44:03,041 --> 00:44:06,917 - NO MORE PRESENTS, DAN. 1047 00:44:08,083 --> 00:44:11,083 GOOD NIGHT. 1048 00:44:13,125 --> 00:44:15,166 [door closes] 1049 00:44:15,166 --> 00:44:17,500 - WELL, THAT COULD'VE GONE BETTER. 1050 00:44:17,500 --> 00:44:19,917 I MEAN, WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT? 1051 00:44:19,917 --> 00:44:23,000 SANTA SONGS FOR SINATRA? EGG NOG FOR CHAMPAGNE? 1052 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:24,834 - IT'S YOUR CHRISTMAS MIDAS THING, REMEMBER? 1053 00:44:24,834 --> 00:44:26,959 YOU'RE LUCKY YOUR UNDERPANTS DIDN'T TURN INTO HOLLY. 1054 00:44:26,959 --> 00:44:29,250 - THE DATE WITH LINDA WAS A COMPLETE FIASCO. 1055 00:44:29,250 --> 00:44:30,583 - YOU KNOW WHAT? STOP WHINING. 1056 00:44:30,583 --> 00:44:32,083 THERE'S THREE DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS. 1057 00:44:32,083 --> 00:44:34,125 YOU HAVE TO START MAKING THINGS RUN SMOOTHLY AROUND HERE 1058 00:44:34,125 --> 00:44:35,291 AND HONOR YOUR COMMITMENT. 1059 00:44:35,291 --> 00:44:37,542 - COMMITMENT? 1060 00:44:37,542 --> 00:44:39,542 EDDIE, I AM TRYING TO WIN BACK MY FAMILY, HERE. 1061 00:44:39,542 --> 00:44:41,083 OKAY, I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME. 1062 00:44:41,083 --> 00:44:42,250 THE DATE WITH LINDA WAS A TRAIN WRECK. 1063 00:44:42,250 --> 00:44:44,375 MY KIDS ARE TREATING ME LIKE A STRANGER. 1064 00:44:44,375 --> 00:44:46,375 MY FAMILY IS SLIPPING AWAY FROM ME. 1065 00:44:46,375 --> 00:44:50,208 IT'S LIKE EVERYTHING I'M TRYING IS BACKFIRING. 1066 00:44:50,208 --> 00:44:52,792 I NEED TO TALK TO KRIS. 1067 00:44:52,792 --> 00:44:55,667 - HE'S ON VACATION IN BIMINI. OH! 1068 00:44:55,667 --> 00:44:57,000 WASN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY BIMINI. 1069 00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,166 - GET HIM ON THE PHONE. PLEASE. 1070 00:44:59,166 --> 00:45:01,375 - I KNOW THAT HE HAS A REPUTATION FOR BEING CHEERY, 1071 00:45:01,375 --> 00:45:03,083 BUT TRUST ME, HE'S A GUY YOU DON'T 1072 00:45:03,083 --> 00:45:04,583 WANT TO BOTHER WHEN ON VACATION. 1073 00:45:04,583 --> 00:45:07,583 - RULE NUMBER FOUR: AN ELF CANNOT REFUSE SANTA'S REQUEST. 1074 00:45:07,583 --> 00:45:09,917 - YOU'RE GONNA INVOKE RULE NUMBER FOUR? 1075 00:45:09,917 --> 00:45:12,166 - RIGHT, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 1076 00:45:12,166 --> 00:45:13,166 HE'S NOT GONNA LIKE THIS. 1077 00:45:13,166 --> 00:45:16,458 - JUST DO IT. 1078 00:45:16,458 --> 00:45:17,959 - SIT DOWN. 1079 00:45:17,959 --> 00:45:21,458 NOT THERE. OVER HERE. 1080 00:45:21,458 --> 00:45:23,083 [sighs] 1081 00:45:23,083 --> 00:45:26,458 YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS? 1082 00:45:26,458 --> 00:45:29,917 [typing] 1083 00:45:29,917 --> 00:45:34,166 - EDDIE, THIS BETTER BE IMPORTANT. 1084 00:45:34,166 --> 00:45:35,166 - SIR, HE INVOKED RULE NUMBER FOUR. 1085 00:45:35,166 --> 00:45:36,333 - HEY, DAN. 1086 00:45:36,333 --> 00:45:38,125 HOW'S IT GOING? 1087 00:45:38,125 --> 00:45:39,959 [laughs] TAKE IT YOU'RE ENJOYING YOUR NEW JOB? 1088 00:45:39,959 --> 00:45:42,000 - WELL, UM... - WELL, I KNOW I CERTAINLY 1089 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,000 AM ENJOYING MYSELF. 1090 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:47,834 EXCEPT FOR THE PARASAILING ACCIDENT. 1091 00:45:47,834 --> 00:45:49,333 I GOTTA LOSE A LITTLE WEIGHT. [laughs] 1092 00:45:49,333 --> 00:45:54,166 - UH, LOOK, KRIS, YOU GOT ME INTO THIS. I NEED SOME HELP. 1093 00:45:54,166 --> 00:45:56,834 - YEAH-- - WHY IS IT THAT EVERYBODY 1094 00:45:56,834 --> 00:45:58,375 IS YELLING INTO MY EAR WHAT THEY WANT FOR CHRISTMAS 1095 00:45:58,375 --> 00:46:01,000 AND YET I CAN'T EVEN TUNE INTO WHAT MY OWN FAMILY NEEDS? 1096 00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,291 - [groans] 1097 00:46:02,291 --> 00:46:03,333 - KRIS? 1098 00:46:03,333 --> 00:46:05,333 - [chuckles] OH. 1099 00:46:05,333 --> 00:46:09,333 SORRY, DAN. I JUST GOT A LITTLE SEA WATER IN MY EAR. 1100 00:46:09,333 --> 00:46:11,375 SO, DAN... 1101 00:46:11,375 --> 00:46:14,709 WHAT I'M THINKING HERE IS THAT YOUR EMOTIONS 1102 00:46:14,709 --> 00:46:17,000 ARE CLOUDING YOUR SANTA SENSES. 1103 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:20,208 - OKAY. SO WHAT DO I NEED TO DO? 1104 00:46:20,208 --> 00:46:22,083 - IT'S AN ART, DAN. 1105 00:46:22,083 --> 00:46:24,709 I MEAN, IT'S LIKE DRIVING A SLED IN THE DARK 1106 00:46:24,709 --> 00:46:26,583 OR... 1107 00:46:26,583 --> 00:46:28,917 GETTING A 44-INCH WAIST 1108 00:46:28,917 --> 00:46:31,750 DOWN INTO A 32-INCH CHIMNEY. [laughs] 1109 00:46:31,750 --> 00:46:34,375 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 1110 00:46:34,375 --> 00:46:36,125 YOU'LL GET THE HANG OF IT. 1111 00:46:36,125 --> 00:46:37,625 JUST CHEER UP. 1112 00:46:37,625 --> 00:46:41,542 - BUT THE TRUTH IS IN A FEW DAYS I'M GONNA LOSE MY FAMILY. 1113 00:46:41,542 --> 00:46:43,166 LIKE A SNOWFLAKE IN A GALE. 1114 00:46:43,166 --> 00:46:47,792 - WELL, YOU KNOW, CHRISTMAS MAGIC IS VERY POWERFUL. 1115 00:46:47,792 --> 00:46:50,667 BUT THERE'S A GREATER MAGIC RIGHT THERE. 1116 00:46:50,667 --> 00:46:52,208 - SO WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 1117 00:46:52,208 --> 00:46:54,208 - IT MEANS, DAN, THAT YOU'RE JUST NOT 1118 00:46:54,208 --> 00:46:56,417 GOING ABOUT ALL OF THIS IN THE RIGHT WAY. 1119 00:46:56,417 --> 00:46:59,667 - WELL, I MUST BE BECAUSE IF I CAN FINALLY GET MY FAMILY 1120 00:46:59,667 --> 00:47:01,125 EVERYTHING THEY'VE EVER WANTED, 1121 00:47:01,125 --> 00:47:03,959 I CAN PROVE TO THEM I'M THE HERO I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE 1122 00:47:03,959 --> 00:47:05,417 AND NOT JUST SOME FAILURE 1123 00:47:05,417 --> 00:47:07,375 AND THINGS ARE STILL NOT GOING MY WAY. 1124 00:47:07,375 --> 00:47:09,959 - WELL, YOUR INTENTIONS ARE GREAT, DAN. 1125 00:47:09,959 --> 00:47:14,542 BUT YOU'RE SO BUSY SHOWING OFF AND TRYING TO BE THE HERO 1126 00:47:14,542 --> 00:47:19,375 THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO JUST BE A FATHER. 1127 00:47:21,417 --> 00:47:23,917 A REAL GIFT IS NOT A TOY. 1128 00:47:23,917 --> 00:47:26,458 IT'S YOUR GENUINE LOVE. 1129 00:47:26,458 --> 00:47:28,083 - YEAH. 1130 00:47:28,083 --> 00:47:32,625 I-I THINK I GET THAT. THANK YOU. 1131 00:47:32,625 --> 00:47:36,125 - WELL, IF WE'RE DONE HERE. 1132 00:47:36,125 --> 00:47:37,250 - YES, SIR. 1133 00:47:37,250 --> 00:47:39,166 - I'VE GOT TO GET BACK TO MY VACATION. 1134 00:47:39,166 --> 00:47:43,166 COWABUNGA! WHOA! 1135 00:47:43,166 --> 00:47:45,667 - WELL, BOSS, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? 1136 00:47:48,417 --> 00:47:50,959 - YOU KNOW, I THINK YOU SHOULD TAKE ME HOME. 1137 00:47:50,959 --> 00:47:54,458 [magical flourish] 1138 00:47:54,458 --> 00:47:56,291 - WHAT'S WITH THE PICTURE? 1139 00:47:56,291 --> 00:48:00,041 - I REMEMBER BEING SO DISAPPOINTED WITH THAT SWEATER. 1140 00:48:00,041 --> 00:48:03,000 SEEING THE PICTURE, I LOOK SO HAPPY. 1141 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,417 - THAT'S BECAUSE YOU WERE. 1142 00:48:04,417 --> 00:48:07,166 YOU MAY NOT HAVE GOTTEN THE PRESENTS THAT YOU WANTED, 1143 00:48:07,166 --> 00:48:12,166 BUT YOUR PARENTS GAVE YOU A PRETTY AMAZING GIFT EVERY DAY. 1144 00:48:12,166 --> 00:48:15,166 I MEAN, OF ALL THE PLACES IN THE WORLD 1145 00:48:15,166 --> 00:48:17,834 THERE'S NOWHERE THAT THIS FAMILY WOULD RATHER BE THAN TOGETHER. 1146 00:48:17,834 --> 00:48:21,875 IN THE NORTH POLE, WE CALL THAT LOVE. 1147 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,750 - YEAH. 1148 00:48:24,750 --> 00:48:27,458 I INTEND TO GET MY FAMILY THAT GIFT TOO. 1149 00:48:27,458 --> 00:48:30,041 OH, EDDIE, ONE MORE THING. 1150 00:48:30,041 --> 00:48:31,041 I THINK I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY. 1151 00:48:31,041 --> 00:48:33,166 I HAVE BEEN A LOUSY MANAGER. 1152 00:48:33,166 --> 00:48:35,542 BUT... 1153 00:48:35,542 --> 00:48:37,208 THAT ALL CHANGES. 1154 00:48:37,208 --> 00:48:39,709 - COOKIES? 1155 00:48:39,709 --> 00:48:41,041 FOR ME? 1156 00:48:41,041 --> 00:48:42,291 - WELL, THEY WERE JUST BAKED POTATOES, 1157 00:48:42,291 --> 00:48:44,375 BUT WITH THE CHRISTMAS MIDAS TOUCH... 1158 00:48:44,375 --> 00:48:45,709 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET A MOVE ON. 1159 00:48:45,709 --> 00:48:48,625 WE GOT A CHRISTMAS TO MAKE HAPPEN. 1160 00:48:48,625 --> 00:48:50,959 - CAN WE FINISH THE COOKIES FIRST? 1161 00:48:54,542 --> 00:48:57,083 - ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S THE SITUATION? 1162 00:48:57,083 --> 00:48:58,333 - WELL, NOT GOOD. 1163 00:48:58,333 --> 00:49:00,250 THE CLOCK IS TICKING, MANUFACTURING'S BEHIND, 1164 00:49:00,250 --> 00:49:02,208 AND MORALE IS CRUMBLING LIKE A GINGERBREAD. 1165 00:49:02,208 --> 00:49:04,500 AND THE WORD IN THE ELF BREAK ROOM IS YOU'RE A PUSHOVER. 1166 00:49:04,500 --> 00:49:06,208 - PUSHOVER? WHAT DO THEY MEAN BY THAT? 1167 00:49:06,208 --> 00:49:07,875 YOU HAVEN'T BEEN WORKING VERY HARD. 1168 00:49:07,875 --> 00:49:10,875 WHICH MEANS THE ELVES DON'T THINK THEY HAVE TO WORK HARD. 1169 00:49:10,875 --> 00:49:12,333 ALL RIGHT, WHAT CAN I SAY? 1170 00:49:12,333 --> 00:49:14,125 YOU GIVE AN ELF AN INCH, THEY TAKE A CHRISTMAS MILE. 1171 00:49:14,125 --> 00:49:16,750 AND A CHRISTMAS MILE IS 3.14 HUMAN MILES. 1172 00:49:16,750 --> 00:49:18,917 - 3.14--ISN'T THAT PI? 1173 00:49:18,917 --> 00:49:20,250 - REALLY? RIGHT NOW? WITH EVERYTHING GOING ON 1174 00:49:20,250 --> 00:49:21,834 YOU'RE GONNA THINK ABOUT HOLIDAY FOOD? 1175 00:49:21,834 --> 00:49:24,041 YOU HAVE A MEETING RIGHT NOW. 1176 00:49:26,500 --> 00:49:29,000 - [clears throat] ELVES... 1177 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,083 WHERE DO WE STAND? 1178 00:49:30,083 --> 00:49:31,709 - THE SUPPLY LINES ARE ALL BACKED UP. 1179 00:49:31,709 --> 00:49:34,792 I GOT AN ORDER FOR 10 MILLION BUSTER BOWWOW DOLLS 1180 00:49:34,792 --> 00:49:36,250 SO I SHIFTED MANPOWER TO HANDLE IT. 1181 00:49:36,250 --> 00:49:37,542 AND NOW I FIND OUT IT WAS A CLERICAL ERROR! 1182 00:49:37,542 --> 00:49:39,208 - SOMEONE HACKED THE DATABASE 1183 00:49:39,208 --> 00:49:41,208 AND TOOK THE CHOCOLATE MACHINES OFFLINE. 1184 00:49:41,208 --> 00:49:43,417 THAT MEANS ALL COCOA-BASED STOCKING STUFFERS 1185 00:49:43,417 --> 00:49:44,959 ARE RUNNING LATE. 1186 00:49:44,959 --> 00:49:48,250 - SO BLITZEN'S GOT SYMPTOMS THAT COULD BE HOOF-AND-MOUTH. 1187 00:49:48,250 --> 00:49:50,000 - AND MAINTENANCE DIDN'T REPLACE THE NON-STICK FLOOR TILES 1188 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:51,417 LIKE I REQUESTED 1189 00:49:51,417 --> 00:49:54,583 SO NOW I HAVE BAKING ELVES SLIPPING ON MELTED BUTTER! 1190 00:49:54,583 --> 00:49:56,667 [all talking at once] 1191 00:49:56,667 --> 00:49:59,542 - HOLD IT! 1192 00:49:59,542 --> 00:50:01,834 I'M IN CHARGE HERE. 1193 00:50:01,834 --> 00:50:04,458 COME ON, GUYS. 1194 00:50:04,458 --> 00:50:06,291 LET'S REMEMBER OUR PRIORITIES HERE. 1195 00:50:06,291 --> 00:50:09,250 WE ARE RESPONSIBLE 1196 00:50:09,250 --> 00:50:12,583 FOR DELIVERING HAPPINESS TO OVER 500 MILLION KIDS. 1197 00:50:15,291 --> 00:50:18,959 GUYS, I NEED YOU. I CAN'T DO THIS ALONE. 1198 00:50:18,959 --> 00:50:21,041 YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS A KID, 1199 00:50:21,041 --> 00:50:23,625 CHRISTMAS WAS ALWAYS A DISAPPOINTMENT. 1200 00:50:23,625 --> 00:50:26,834 BUT NOW WHEN I THINK OF DISAPPOINTING EVEN ONE CHILD, 1201 00:50:26,834 --> 00:50:28,125 NO. 1202 00:50:28,125 --> 00:50:30,041 NO, THAT IS NOT HAPPENING. 1203 00:50:30,041 --> 00:50:31,959 NOT ON MY WATCH. 1204 00:50:31,959 --> 00:50:33,333 SO LISTEN UP. 1205 00:50:33,333 --> 00:50:35,166 I WANT PROGRESS REPORTS FROM EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU 1206 00:50:35,166 --> 00:50:36,583 BY THE END OF THE DAY. 1207 00:50:36,583 --> 00:50:37,625 I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SPECIFIC BENCHMARKS FOR YOUR TEAM 1208 00:50:37,625 --> 00:50:38,709 AND I WANT TO KNOW EXACTLY HOW 1209 00:50:38,709 --> 00:50:40,000 WE'RE GOING TO ACHIEVE OUR GOALS. 1210 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:43,208 IN THE MEANTIME, I'M GONNA DRAW UP A BATTLE PLAN. 1211 00:50:43,208 --> 00:50:47,208 OH, AND, UH, ONE MORE THING. 1212 00:50:47,208 --> 00:50:49,709 I BROUGHT ALONG A LITTLE MOTIVATION. 1213 00:50:49,709 --> 00:50:50,959 - [chuckles] 1214 00:50:50,959 --> 00:50:52,333 - ENJOY. 1215 00:50:52,333 --> 00:50:54,000 - OKAY. - [giggles] 1216 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,667 - ALL RIGHT, TEAM. LET'S DO THIS. 1217 00:50:56,667 --> 00:50:59,667 [festive music] 1218 00:50:59,667 --> 00:51:07,709 ♪ ♪ 1219 00:51:50,875 --> 00:51:52,375 - SAW WHAT YOU DID THERE. 1220 00:51:52,375 --> 00:51:55,166 - OH. SORRY. - WHAT FOR? 1221 00:51:55,166 --> 00:51:56,417 - WELL, FOR USING THE MAGIC LIKE THAT. 1222 00:51:56,417 --> 00:51:58,083 - THAT'S HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE USED. 1223 00:51:58,083 --> 00:51:59,875 WHAT DOES IT PROFIT YOU TO DECORATE 1224 00:51:59,875 --> 00:52:01,375 LINDA AND TREVOR'S PLACE LIKE THAT? 1225 00:52:01,375 --> 00:52:02,542 NOTHING. 1226 00:52:02,542 --> 00:52:05,208 - YEAH. I GUESS I'M GETTING GOOD AT THIS. 1227 00:52:05,208 --> 00:52:06,834 - YES, SIR, YOU ARE. 1228 00:52:06,834 --> 00:52:09,083 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. - WHERE ARE WE GOING? 1229 00:52:09,083 --> 00:52:10,166 - WELL, DIDN'T YOU COME DOWN HERE TO GET ME 1230 00:52:10,166 --> 00:52:11,291 SO WE COULD GO BACK TO WORK? 1231 00:52:11,291 --> 00:52:13,000 - I JUST CAME DOWN HERE TO TELL YOU 1232 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:14,792 THAT I THINK YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB. 1233 00:52:14,792 --> 00:52:17,709 IN FACT, CAN I SHOW YOU SOMETHING? 1234 00:52:17,709 --> 00:52:20,208 - WHAT AM I LOOKING AT? 1235 00:52:20,208 --> 00:52:22,125 - THIS IS MAGIC METRICS. 1236 00:52:22,125 --> 00:52:23,208 OR A CHRISTMAS ANALYTICS, IF YOU WILL. 1237 00:52:23,208 --> 00:52:25,208 - IN ENGLISH, PLEASE. 1238 00:52:25,208 --> 00:52:28,041 - IT BASICALLY SAYS THAT EVERYTHING'S OKAY. 1239 00:52:28,041 --> 00:52:30,667 THE MAGIC IS RIGHT WHERE WE NEED IT TO BE 1240 00:52:30,667 --> 00:52:32,750 TO DELIVER CHRISTMAS. - GREAT. 1241 00:52:32,750 --> 00:52:34,959 - WHICH IS TO SAY WE DON'T THINK WE NEED YOU TONIGHT. 1242 00:52:34,959 --> 00:52:37,083 WHY DON'T YOU GO SPEND TIME WITH YOUR FAMILY? 1243 00:52:37,083 --> 00:52:40,750 YOU'VE EARNED IT. - I--THANKS, EDDIE. 1244 00:52:40,750 --> 00:52:42,917 [knock on door] 1245 00:52:42,917 --> 00:52:45,500 - COME IN. 1246 00:52:45,500 --> 00:52:46,500 - HEY. 1247 00:52:46,500 --> 00:52:49,083 - DAN, YOU LOOK EXHAUSTED. 1248 00:52:49,083 --> 00:52:50,917 - I'M DOING DOUBLE DUTY WITH MY MALL SANTA JOB. 1249 00:52:50,917 --> 00:52:53,458 - MUST BE A BUSY MALL. 1250 00:52:53,458 --> 00:52:54,750 - THE KIDS'LL BE DOWN IN JUST A MINUTE. 1251 00:52:54,750 --> 00:52:56,083 - GREAT. 1252 00:52:56,083 --> 00:52:59,417 YOU SEEM HAPPY. 1253 00:52:59,417 --> 00:53:03,333 - YEAH, WELL, LAST NIGHT SOMEBODY VANDALIZED-- 1254 00:53:03,333 --> 00:53:06,250 OR SHOULD I SAY DECORATED THE PROPERTY WE WERE SHOWING 1255 00:53:06,250 --> 00:53:07,583 AND TODAY WE GOT A HUGE TURNOUT. 1256 00:53:07,583 --> 00:53:09,625 - IMAGINE THAT. 1257 00:53:09,625 --> 00:53:12,333 WELL, CONGRATULATIONS. 1258 00:53:12,333 --> 00:53:14,625 HEY, I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A MOMENT TO APOLOGIZE. 1259 00:53:14,625 --> 00:53:17,458 DINNER AT MY PLACE WENT A LITTLE OFF KILTER. 1260 00:53:17,458 --> 00:53:18,458 SO MUCH HAS BEEN HAPPENING 1261 00:53:18,458 --> 00:53:19,959 I JUST-- MY HEAD WAS SPINNING. 1262 00:53:19,959 --> 00:53:21,458 - IT'S OKAY. 1263 00:53:21,458 --> 00:53:24,792 - AND ONE LAST THING. 1264 00:53:24,792 --> 00:53:26,750 I WAS THINKING IT'D BE REALLY NICE IF WE COULD GET TOGETHER 1265 00:53:26,750 --> 00:53:29,583 AS A FAMILY AND DO SOMETHING LIKE WE USED TO. 1266 00:53:29,583 --> 00:53:31,583 I THINK IT'D BE GOOD FOR THE KIDS. 1267 00:53:31,583 --> 00:53:33,458 - DAN, I DON'T KNOW. 1268 00:53:33,458 --> 00:53:35,667 - NO, NO, NO MORE GIFTS OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT, 1269 00:53:35,667 --> 00:53:37,625 JUST QUALITY TIME WITH THE FAMILY 1270 00:53:37,625 --> 00:53:39,333 AND THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS. 1271 00:53:39,333 --> 00:53:41,542 YOU REMEMBER ALL THE FUN WE USED TO HAVE. 1272 00:53:41,542 --> 00:53:44,667 THE ICE SKATING AND CAROLING AND TREE TRIMMING. 1273 00:53:44,667 --> 00:53:46,083 WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT? 1274 00:53:46,083 --> 00:53:47,959 - I GUESS EVERYTHING FELL BY THE WAYSIDE 1275 00:53:47,959 --> 00:53:51,792 WHILE WE WERE TRYING TO KEEP EVERYTHING ELSE GOING. 1276 00:53:51,792 --> 00:53:53,959 KIDS HAVE BEEN BOUNCED IN BETWEEN OUR HOUSES 1277 00:53:53,959 --> 00:53:55,458 LIKE A COUPLE OF PING-PONG BALLS. 1278 00:53:55,458 --> 00:53:59,166 - YEAH. SO TOMORROW NIGHT? 1279 00:53:59,166 --> 00:54:01,166 ICE SKATING? THEY WOULD LOVE IT. 1280 00:54:01,166 --> 00:54:03,166 - FINE. - GREAT. 1281 00:54:03,166 --> 00:54:06,792 - SEE YOU LATER. - YOU GOING OUT TO TREV'S? 1282 00:54:06,792 --> 00:54:08,667 HIS NAME IS TREVOR, DAN. 1283 00:54:08,667 --> 00:54:09,875 AND YES, HE'S MY BOSS. 1284 00:54:09,875 --> 00:54:11,667 WE HAVE A LOT OF WORK THIS WEEK, SO... 1285 00:54:11,667 --> 00:54:13,333 - OKAY. 1286 00:54:13,333 --> 00:54:14,959 HAVE A GREAT TIME. 1287 00:54:14,959 --> 00:54:17,667 - THANKS, DAN. 1288 00:54:18,667 --> 00:54:22,333 - KIDS, COME ON, WE GOTTA GO! 1289 00:54:22,333 --> 00:54:25,250 ALL RIGHT. 1290 00:54:25,250 --> 00:54:27,291 LET'S GET OUTTA HERE. 1291 00:54:27,291 --> 00:54:28,834 COME ON. 1292 00:54:28,834 --> 00:54:30,667 OKAY, GUYS. 1293 00:54:30,667 --> 00:54:32,834 TONIGHT IS GONNA BE GREAT. 1294 00:54:32,834 --> 00:54:33,959 'CAUSE GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO. 1295 00:54:33,959 --> 00:54:34,959 - MORE SHOPPING? 1296 00:54:34,959 --> 00:54:36,375 - NO. 1297 00:54:36,375 --> 00:54:38,250 - WHAT, ARE YOU GONNA BUY US MORE GIFTS? 1298 00:54:38,250 --> 00:54:39,542 - NO AGAIN. 1299 00:54:39,542 --> 00:54:41,208 WE ARE GONNA HAVE AN OLD-FASHIONED CHRISTMAS. 1300 00:54:41,208 --> 00:54:43,250 BECAUSE AS YOUR GRANDPA RYEBECK USED TO SAY, 1301 00:54:43,250 --> 00:54:44,542 YOU CAN'T PUT A PRICE ON LOVE. 1302 00:54:44,542 --> 00:54:45,792 - WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BIG TREE? 1303 00:54:45,792 --> 00:54:47,375 - OH, WELL, THE NEIGHBOR COULDN'T AFFORD ONE 1304 00:54:47,375 --> 00:54:49,417 SO I GAVE IT TO HER. I GOT THIS LITTLE GUY. 1305 00:54:49,417 --> 00:54:52,709 - DAD, THIS TREE LOOKS LIKE IT SHOULD BE PUT OUT OF ITS MISERY. 1306 00:54:52,709 --> 00:54:57,250 - WHAT? COME ON. ALL THIS NEEDS IS A LITTLE DECORATION. 1307 00:54:57,250 --> 00:54:59,375 WATCH. 1308 00:54:59,375 --> 00:55:00,583 - QUALITY. 1309 00:55:00,583 --> 00:55:02,667 - DAD, I'LL HELP YOU DECORATE YOUR TREE. 1310 00:55:02,667 --> 00:55:05,917 - ALL RIGHT, DECORATIONS ARE ON THE COUNTER. 1311 00:55:05,917 --> 00:55:08,917 [jazzy Deck the Halls] 1312 00:55:08,917 --> 00:55:11,375 ♪ ♪ 1313 00:55:11,375 --> 00:55:15,709 - ♪ DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY ♪ 1314 00:55:15,709 --> 00:55:20,583 ♪ FA LA-LA LA-LA, LA-LA LA-LA LA-LA ♪ 1315 00:55:20,583 --> 00:55:26,625 ♪ 'TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY ♪ 1316 00:55:26,625 --> 00:55:31,500 ♪ FA LA-LA LA-LA, LA-LA LA-LA LA-LA-LA ♪ 1317 00:55:31,500 --> 00:55:36,166 ♪ DON WE NOW OUR GAY APPAREL ♪ 1318 00:55:36,166 --> 00:55:40,709 ♪ FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA-LA LA-LA ♪ 1319 00:55:40,709 --> 00:55:46,500 ♪ TROLL THE ANCIENT YULETIDE CAROL ♪ 1320 00:55:46,500 --> 00:55:48,750 ♪ FA LA-LA LA-LA, LA-LA... ♪ 1321 00:55:48,750 --> 00:55:50,750 - OH, THAT HURT. - YES! 1322 00:55:50,750 --> 00:55:51,875 - OH, I GOT A BOW AND ARROW. 1323 00:55:51,875 --> 00:55:53,709 - FLAMES COMING, FLAMES-- WAIT, WAIT. 1324 00:55:53,709 --> 00:55:54,792 WHAT'S--OW! 1325 00:55:54,792 --> 00:55:56,583 WHOA, THAT HURT, JOE. - YEAH, OH! 1326 00:55:56,583 --> 00:55:58,083 - YES! 1327 00:55:58,083 --> 00:56:01,000 - OH! ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I SURRENDER. YOU TWO WIN. 1328 00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:02,458 - SEE, JOE? 1329 00:56:02,458 --> 00:56:05,625 THAT'S WHY FORMING ALLIANCES WITH YOUR SISTER IS SMART. 1330 00:56:05,625 --> 00:56:07,500 BECAUSE WE OWNED DAD. 1331 00:56:07,500 --> 00:56:10,500 - I WOULD SAY THAT'S TRUE IF I DIDN'T LET YOU TWO WIN. 1332 00:56:10,500 --> 00:56:11,959 - SURE, DAD. 1333 00:56:11,959 --> 00:56:14,041 THE TRICK TO WINNING IS TO THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX. 1334 00:56:14,041 --> 00:56:16,000 WHY SWIM THE MOAT OR SCALE THE WALLS 1335 00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,667 WHEN YOU COULD CATAPULT IN? 1336 00:56:18,667 --> 00:56:19,667 WANT TO PLAY AGAIN? 1337 00:56:19,667 --> 00:56:21,291 - UH, NO THANK YOU. 1338 00:56:21,291 --> 00:56:22,458 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVEN'T EVEN 1339 00:56:22,458 --> 00:56:23,792 CHECKED YOUR MESSAGES IN FOUR HOURS. 1340 00:56:23,792 --> 00:56:27,333 - OH, I SHOULD DO A QUICK CHECK-IN. 1341 00:56:27,333 --> 00:56:28,959 AND THEN I'LL JUST TURN IT RIGHT BACK OFF. 1342 00:56:28,959 --> 00:56:32,125 [cell phone chimes] 1343 00:56:32,125 --> 00:56:33,542 - DUDE, DAD, I DIG YOUR NEW RINGTONE. 1344 00:56:33,542 --> 00:56:34,542 - OH, THANK YOU. 1345 00:56:34,542 --> 00:56:37,458 [groans] GOTTA GET BACK TO WORK. 1346 00:56:37,458 --> 00:56:39,875 AFTER I MAKE SOME HOT COCOA. 1347 00:56:39,875 --> 00:56:43,500 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1348 00:56:43,500 --> 00:56:45,917 - HEY, DO YOU THINK HE LET US WIN? 1349 00:56:45,917 --> 00:56:48,250 - NO, I THINK WE BEAT HIM FAIR AND SQUARE. 1350 00:57:04,917 --> 00:57:08,041 - NO COCOA. 1351 00:57:30,709 --> 00:57:32,041 - I'M TELLING YOU, DAD'S DIFFERENT. 1352 00:57:32,041 --> 00:57:34,291 SUDDENLY HE'S CRAZY FOR CHRISTMAS. 1353 00:57:34,291 --> 00:57:38,041 DOESN'T HE SEEM A LITTLE OVERLY MERRY TO YOU? 1354 00:57:38,041 --> 00:57:39,208 - YEAH, MOM SAID THAT HE WOULD BE 1355 00:57:39,208 --> 00:57:40,959 TAKING THIS MALL SANTA JOB SERIOUSLY, 1356 00:57:40,959 --> 00:57:44,083 BUT I NEVER EXPECTED THIS. 1357 00:57:44,083 --> 00:57:46,542 - LOOK, I SAW HIM MAKE COCOA OUT OF TAP WATER. 1358 00:57:46,542 --> 00:57:47,875 - WHAT, DO YOU WANT HIM TO USE BOTTLED WATER? 1359 00:57:47,875 --> 00:57:51,041 - THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN. IT WAS MAGIC. 1360 00:57:51,041 --> 00:57:53,917 MY THEORY-- I THINK DAD'S SANTA. 1361 00:57:53,917 --> 00:57:55,333 - OKAY, KIDDO. 1362 00:57:55,333 --> 00:57:57,000 IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO TO BED BEFORE MOM HEARS YOU 1363 00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:59,291 TALKING LIKE THIS AND ASSUMES THAT YOU HAVE A FEVER. 1364 00:57:59,291 --> 00:58:00,709 - SERIOUSLY. LOOK AT THE EVIDENCE. 1365 00:58:00,709 --> 00:58:03,083 HE'S ABLE TO GIVE ANY GIFT AND HE'S SUPER JOLLY. 1366 00:58:03,083 --> 00:58:05,750 - DAD'S A MALL SANTA, JOE. BIG DIFFERENCE. 1367 00:58:05,750 --> 00:58:07,250 - YOU SEE HIM DRIVING REINDEER, 1368 00:58:07,250 --> 00:58:10,667 YOU OWE ME BIG TIME. 1369 00:58:10,667 --> 00:58:14,417 YOU'LL SEE. 1370 00:58:14,417 --> 00:58:15,750 - I GOTTA HAND IT TO YOU, 1371 00:58:15,750 --> 00:58:17,458 YOU'RE NOT HALF THE MANAGER THAT MR. KRINGLE IS, 1372 00:58:17,458 --> 00:58:19,583 BUT YOU'RE GETTING THE HANG OF THIS. 1373 00:58:19,583 --> 00:58:20,750 - COMING FROM YOU THAT'S HIGH PRAISE. 1374 00:58:20,750 --> 00:58:21,834 - NOT OUT OF THE WOODS YET. 1375 00:58:21,834 --> 00:58:23,083 JUST MAKE SURE THAT BEFORE YOU LEAVE 1376 00:58:23,083 --> 00:58:24,250 YOU CHECK THE TRANSIT SCHEDULE. 1377 00:58:24,250 --> 00:58:25,625 - WHAT TRANSIT SCHEDULES? 1378 00:58:25,625 --> 00:58:26,625 - THESE TRANSIT SCHEDULES. 1379 00:58:26,625 --> 00:58:27,875 FROM ALL THE DIFFERENT DIVISIONS. 1380 00:58:27,875 --> 00:58:29,166 - GAMES, DOLLS, WIND-UPS. 1381 00:58:29,166 --> 00:58:30,667 IT'S THE LAST THING WE CHECK. 1382 00:58:30,667 --> 00:58:32,625 - WAIT, I'M SUPPOSED TO GO ICE SKATING WITH MY FAMILY SOON. 1383 00:58:32,625 --> 00:58:34,333 - JUST MAKE SURE THERE'S NO OVERLAP 1384 00:58:34,333 --> 00:58:35,625 IN THE DELIVERY SCHEDULES AND ROUTES. 1385 00:58:35,625 --> 00:58:37,792 - OKAY, AND MAKE SURE YOU SIGN OFF ON EVERYTHING 1386 00:58:37,792 --> 00:58:39,583 AFTER YOU'VE HAD A CHANCE TO REVIEW THEM ALL. 1387 00:58:39,583 --> 00:58:40,750 HAVE FUN. 1388 00:58:40,750 --> 00:58:45,291 - THERE'S MORE, SIR. - MORE? 1389 00:58:46,542 --> 00:58:50,208 - [groans] I'LL CATCH UP LATER. 1390 00:58:53,583 --> 00:58:56,792 - HELLO. 1391 00:58:56,792 --> 00:58:59,625 - I THOUGHT DAD WAS SUPPOSED TO COME SKATING WITH US. 1392 00:58:59,625 --> 00:59:03,625 BET YOU HE ISN'T GONNA SHOW UP. 1393 00:59:03,625 --> 00:59:05,709 - HEY, GANG. 1394 00:59:05,709 --> 00:59:07,125 - HEY. 1395 00:59:07,125 --> 00:59:10,291 SINCE WHEN DID YOU GET SO GOOD? 1396 00:59:10,291 --> 00:59:12,625 - WELL, JUST SOMETHING I PICKED UP ALONG THE WAY. 1397 00:59:12,625 --> 00:59:14,125 COME ON, GUYS. 1398 00:59:14,125 --> 00:59:17,792 - DAN, I SAID NO MORE PRESENTS. 1399 00:59:17,792 --> 00:59:20,583 - IT'S NOT A PRESENT, IT'S A GIFT. 1400 00:59:20,583 --> 00:59:22,458 - WELL, IT'S BEEN YEARS SINCE I SKATED. 1401 00:59:22,458 --> 00:59:25,834 - YOU'LL PICK IT UP IN NO TIME. COME ON, GUYS. LET'S DO IT. 1402 00:59:27,667 --> 00:59:30,834 ALL RIGHT. 1403 00:59:30,834 --> 00:59:33,333 COME ON, SALLY. YOU CAN DO IT. 1404 00:59:42,166 --> 00:59:44,166 - I HATE THIS. I'M GONNA FALL. 1405 00:59:44,166 --> 00:59:47,000 - YOU GOT IT. HERE. 1406 00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,333 THERE YOU GO. 1407 00:59:48,333 --> 00:59:50,083 YOU GOT IT. GIVE IT A SEC. 1408 00:59:50,083 --> 00:59:51,500 USED TO SKATE LIKE A PRO WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE. 1409 00:59:51,500 --> 00:59:53,166 - YEAH, DAD, I'M NOT LITTLE ANYMORE. 1410 00:59:53,166 --> 00:59:54,959 - I KNOW. 1411 00:59:54,959 --> 00:59:56,000 - OKAY, MY CENTER OF BALANCE IS ALL OFF. 1412 00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:57,875 - WHOA, WHOA. 1413 00:59:57,875 --> 01:00:01,125 HEY. YOU ALL RIGHT? 1414 01:00:01,125 --> 01:00:03,834 YOUR GRANDPA RYEBECK USED TO SAY IF YOU FALL OFF THE HORSE 1415 01:00:03,834 --> 01:00:05,542 YOU GOTTA JUST GET RIGHT BACK UP AND TRY AGAIN. 1416 01:00:05,542 --> 01:00:07,500 - YEAH, THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY. 1417 01:00:07,500 --> 01:00:08,709 - HEY, I'M SPEAKING TO YOU AS AN EXPERT. 1418 01:00:08,709 --> 01:00:11,875 COME ON, YOU GOT THIS. JUST FOCUS. 1419 01:00:11,875 --> 01:00:14,041 - I CAN'T. I FEEL LIKE I'M BEING WATCHED. 1420 01:00:14,041 --> 01:00:15,375 - OKAY. READY? 1421 01:00:15,375 --> 01:00:17,875 I'M NOT WATCHING YOU. I'M NOT WATCHING YOU. 1422 01:00:17,875 --> 01:00:20,333 I'M TRYING NOT TO WATCH YOU. 1423 01:00:20,333 --> 01:00:25,291 YOU GOT THIS. COME ON. STEP AND GLIDE. 1424 01:00:25,291 --> 01:00:28,208 THERE YOU GO. MUSIC WOULD BE NICE. [snaps] 1425 01:00:28,208 --> 01:00:30,375 [rock and roll Up on the Housetop plays] 1426 01:00:30,375 --> 01:00:32,750 - HOW'D YOU DO THAT? 1427 01:00:32,750 --> 01:00:35,709 - MAGIC. 1428 01:00:35,709 --> 01:00:38,625 - PLEASE, DAD. YOU PREPROGRAMMED THE PA SYSTEM. 1429 01:00:38,625 --> 01:00:42,208 - YOU REMEMBER THIS SONG? - HOW COULD I NOT? 1430 01:00:42,208 --> 01:00:43,750 YOU LET ME LISTEN TO IT EVERY NIGHT. 1431 01:00:43,750 --> 01:00:46,667 - YEAH, I USED TO PLAY THIS FOR YOU WHEN YOU WERE A BABY. 1432 01:00:46,667 --> 01:00:48,709 JUST FOCUS ON THE MUSIC. TUNE EVERYTHING ELSE OUT. 1433 01:00:48,709 --> 01:00:50,792 - ♪ HO, HO, HO WHO WOULDN'T GO ♪ 1434 01:00:50,792 --> 01:00:51,792 - THERE YOU GO. 1435 01:00:51,792 --> 01:00:54,583 [cell phone rings] 1436 01:00:54,583 --> 01:00:56,417 EDDIE, YOU CAN WAIT. 1437 01:00:56,417 --> 01:00:59,792 - YOU GONNA GET THAT? - NOT ON YOUR LIFE. 1438 01:00:59,792 --> 01:01:03,250 HEY, SPORTO, HOW YOU DOING? 1439 01:01:04,542 --> 01:01:08,917 [elves chattering] 1440 01:01:08,917 --> 01:01:12,166 - COME ON, DAN, ANSWER YOUR PHONE. 1441 01:01:12,166 --> 01:01:16,375 COME ON. PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP. 1442 01:01:16,375 --> 01:01:19,583 [cell phone ringing] - SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE WANTED. 1443 01:01:19,583 --> 01:01:21,000 - I KNOW. 1444 01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:25,417 WOW. THEY'RE SO GROWN UP. WHAT DO THEY NEED US FOR? 1445 01:01:25,417 --> 01:01:27,542 GOT A COUPLE PROS OUT THERE. 1446 01:01:27,542 --> 01:01:30,083 - THEY HAVEN'T BEEN THIS HAPPY IN A LONG TIME. 1447 01:01:30,083 --> 01:01:32,041 THEY SAID THEY HAD A BLAST LAST NIGHT. 1448 01:01:32,041 --> 01:01:34,291 - OH, WE SURE HAD FUN. 1449 01:01:34,291 --> 01:01:37,625 SALLY CAN BE A BIT MORE CHALLENGING THAN I REMEMBER. 1450 01:01:37,625 --> 01:01:40,875 WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR LITTLE GIRL? 1451 01:01:40,875 --> 01:01:42,542 - I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED. 1452 01:01:42,542 --> 01:01:43,792 WHILE YOU WERE SO BUSY WITH YOUR PROJECTS 1453 01:01:43,792 --> 01:01:47,208 SHE BECAME A TEENAGER. 1454 01:01:47,208 --> 01:01:50,667 - YEAH. WELL, I GUESS I GOT A LONG WAY TO GO WITH HER. 1455 01:01:50,667 --> 01:01:52,041 FEELS LIKE A START. 1456 01:01:52,041 --> 01:01:54,041 YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS JUSTIFIED WORKING 24/7 1457 01:01:54,041 --> 01:01:57,375 AS SOMETHING I'M DOING FOR THE FAMILY. 1458 01:01:57,375 --> 01:02:00,458 BUT MAYBE IT'S MORE FOR MY OWN EGO. 1459 01:02:00,458 --> 01:02:03,500 - WE ALWAYS WANTED YOU TO SUCCEED, 1460 01:02:03,500 --> 01:02:05,041 IT'S JUST WHEN YOU WERE AWAY SO MUCH 1461 01:02:05,041 --> 01:02:08,500 WE WANTED YOU TO COME BACK HOME. 1462 01:02:08,500 --> 01:02:10,834 MAYBE THAT'S STILL A POSSIBILITY. 1463 01:02:10,834 --> 01:02:14,500 - WHO KNOWS? STRANGER THINGS HAVE HAPPENED. 1464 01:02:14,500 --> 01:02:18,834 ESPECIALLY THIS WEEK. 1465 01:02:18,834 --> 01:02:20,583 WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER 1466 01:02:20,583 --> 01:02:24,959 FOR CHRISTMAS EVE DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT? 1467 01:02:24,959 --> 01:02:27,500 - I WOULD LOVE THAT. 1468 01:02:27,500 --> 01:02:30,208 [magical flourish] 1469 01:02:30,208 --> 01:02:33,500 [equipment clatters] 1470 01:02:33,500 --> 01:02:34,500 - YOU'RE NOT ANSWERING YOUR PHONE. 1471 01:02:34,500 --> 01:02:37,166 WE GOT A SITUATION. 1472 01:02:37,166 --> 01:02:39,166 AT THE--THE MALL. IT'S GETTING OUT OF HAND. 1473 01:02:39,166 --> 01:02:41,834 - COLLEAGUE FROM WORK. 1474 01:02:41,834 --> 01:02:44,041 - OH, IT SOUNDS LIKE THERE'S AN EMERGENCY. 1475 01:02:44,041 --> 01:02:47,000 ANYWAY, IT'S MY TURN TO SKATE WITH THE KIDS. 1476 01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:48,834 - YEAH? - YEAH. 1477 01:02:48,834 --> 01:02:53,166 - ALL RIGHT. TOMORROW NIGHT. BYE, KIDS! LOVE YOU! HAVE FUN! 1478 01:02:55,458 --> 01:03:00,208 THAT'S GREAT. JUST GREAT. 1479 01:03:02,583 --> 01:03:05,667 WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS? 1480 01:03:05,667 --> 01:03:07,333 THIS IS WORSE THAN THE CHRISTMAS OF 1812. 1481 01:03:07,333 --> 01:03:08,792 THAT'S WHEN SANTA GOT A STOMACH VIRUS 1482 01:03:08,792 --> 01:03:09,917 AND EVERYTHING WENT KERFLOOEY. 1483 01:03:09,917 --> 01:03:11,667 - SO WHAT DO WE DO TO FIX ALL THIS? 1484 01:03:11,667 --> 01:03:14,458 - YOU TELL ME. BLITZEN'S OUT SO WE GOT SEVEN REINDEER. 1485 01:03:14,458 --> 01:03:16,667 WE'VE GOT 20 DISTRIBUTION ROUTES AND 500 MILLION TOYS THAT 1486 01:03:16,667 --> 01:03:19,250 HAVE TO REACH KIDS' HOMES OR STORES WITHIN THE NEXT 24 HOURS. 1487 01:03:19,250 --> 01:03:21,041 WHAT WE NEED IS A MIRACLE. 1488 01:03:21,041 --> 01:03:24,875 - OR A REALLY GOOD TRAVEL AGENT. 1489 01:03:26,542 --> 01:03:29,709 - I DON'T LIKE THIS. SANTA NEVER BROKE IN ANYWHERE. 1490 01:03:29,709 --> 01:03:31,333 - OH, PLEASE. THE GUY GOES DOWN PEOPLES' CHIMNEYS. 1491 01:03:31,333 --> 01:03:32,959 THAT ISN'T EXACTLY RINGING THE DOORBELL. 1492 01:03:32,959 --> 01:03:35,834 BESIDES I HAVE A LEASE TILL THE END OF THE YEAR. 1493 01:03:35,834 --> 01:03:37,458 - WELL YOU BETTER BE RIGHT. 1494 01:03:37,458 --> 01:03:41,583 I DON'T THINK YOU CAN POST BAIL WITH A PLATE FULL OF COOKIES. 1495 01:03:41,583 --> 01:03:42,917 WHAT EXACTLY ARE WE DOING HERE? 1496 01:03:42,917 --> 01:03:44,458 - SO SANTA CAN'T GO ANY FASTER? 1497 01:03:44,458 --> 01:03:45,542 - NOT UNLESS YOU WANT TO SEE 1498 01:03:45,542 --> 01:03:46,792 TINY REINDEER BUMPING INTO STUFF. 1499 01:03:46,792 --> 01:03:48,375 - OKAY, SO WE'RE FIGURING OUT HOW TO REROUTE 1500 01:03:48,375 --> 01:03:50,125 A FEW HUNDRED MILLION TOYS ON COMMERCIAL FLIGHTS 1501 01:03:50,125 --> 01:03:52,917 THEN AVOIDING MAJOR FLIGHT CORRIDORS 1502 01:03:52,917 --> 01:03:55,125 SO THE SLEIGH CAN DELIVER THE REST. 1503 01:03:55,125 --> 01:03:56,959 IT'S WHAT I DO. 1504 01:03:56,959 --> 01:04:00,917 OKAY, WE'RE GONNA FIX THIS IF IT TAKES ALL NIGHT. 1505 01:04:00,917 --> 01:04:05,083 - OH, THANKS. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 1506 01:04:05,083 --> 01:04:07,709 - WHAT A WONDERFUL CREDIT TO YOUR CAPABILITIES. 1507 01:04:07,709 --> 01:04:10,417 ALL UNITS RENTED, AND ON A HOLIDAY. 1508 01:04:10,417 --> 01:04:12,083 THAT WAS GENIUS. 1509 01:04:12,083 --> 01:04:15,542 DECKING THE PLACE OUT WITH FANTASTIC DECORATIONS. 1510 01:04:15,542 --> 01:04:16,542 [chuckles] 1511 01:04:16,542 --> 01:04:18,083 REALLY DREW 'EM IN. 1512 01:04:18,083 --> 01:04:19,625 - I WISH I COULD CLAIM CREDIT FOR IT, 1513 01:04:19,625 --> 01:04:21,000 BUT I CAN'T, REALLY. 1514 01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:23,959 - AND MODEST TOO. 1515 01:04:25,959 --> 01:04:30,542 SO ANY SPECIAL PLANS FOR CHRISTMAS EVE? 1516 01:04:30,542 --> 01:04:32,625 - I'M JUST SPENDING IT WITH MY FAMILY. 1517 01:04:32,625 --> 01:04:35,542 IT'S BEEN AN EXHAUSTING CHRISTMAS SEASON. YOU? 1518 01:04:35,542 --> 01:04:37,792 - OH, DELIVERING FOOD TO SOME AREA SOUP KITCHENS 1519 01:04:37,792 --> 01:04:41,792 AND THEN CAROLING AT SEVERAL SENIOR CENTERS. 1520 01:04:41,792 --> 01:04:44,166 - IT'S GREAT THAT YOU DO THAT. 1521 01:04:44,166 --> 01:04:45,750 - WELL, YOU KNOW, BACK HOME 1522 01:04:45,750 --> 01:04:47,333 MY FAMILY HAS SOME WONDERFUL TRADITIONS. 1523 01:04:47,333 --> 01:04:48,667 CHRISTMAS EVE WE ALL GO DOWN TO BOND STREET 1524 01:04:48,667 --> 01:04:50,834 AND LOOK AT THE WINDOW DISPLAYS 1525 01:04:50,834 --> 01:04:53,417 AND THEN WE HAVE A BIG CHRISTMAS DINNER WITH FIGGY PUDDING 1526 01:04:53,417 --> 01:04:56,458 AND THEN CHRISTMAS MORNING IT'S HIGH TEA WITH CLOTTED CREAM 1527 01:04:56,458 --> 01:04:59,792 AND THEN WE ALL GO CARDIO CLIMBING THE STAIRS OF BIG BEN. 1528 01:04:59,792 --> 01:05:01,959 - THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN. - IT IS. 1529 01:05:01,959 --> 01:05:03,959 YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD COME NEXT YEAR. 1530 01:05:03,959 --> 01:05:06,041 WITH THE KIDS, OF COURSE. 1531 01:05:06,041 --> 01:05:07,875 YOU COULD MEET MY FAMILY. 1532 01:05:07,875 --> 01:05:10,083 - THAT'S FUNNY, SOMEHOW I CAN'T IMAGINE MY KIDS 1533 01:05:10,083 --> 01:05:11,667 HAVING HIGH TEA. 1534 01:05:11,667 --> 01:05:13,792 - LINDA, I'M SERIOUS. - REALLY? 1535 01:05:13,792 --> 01:05:16,208 - THE WAY I SEE IT IS THAT THERE ARE 1536 01:05:16,208 --> 01:05:18,667 TWO TYPES OF MEN IN THIS WORLD. 1537 01:05:18,667 --> 01:05:23,375 THERE ARE THE DREAMERS AND THERE ARE THE DOERS. 1538 01:05:23,375 --> 01:05:25,083 AND IT'S THE DOERS WHO ARE THE ONES 1539 01:05:25,083 --> 01:05:28,792 WHO CAN MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE. 1540 01:05:28,792 --> 01:05:32,166 YOUR CARRIAGE AWAITS. 1541 01:05:47,291 --> 01:05:48,542 - LOOK, DAN, WE'VE BEEN AT THIS ALL NIGHT. 1542 01:05:48,542 --> 01:05:50,542 YOU NEED A BREAK? 1543 01:05:50,542 --> 01:05:52,709 - NO, LET'S KEEP GOING. 1544 01:05:52,709 --> 01:05:54,000 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, WE'VE GOT HEADWINDS IN THE PACIFIC 1545 01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:55,000 RIGHT NEAR MANILA. 1546 01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:56,000 - WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO REROUTE. 1547 01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:57,125 WE CAN'T GO THROUGH TONGA. 1548 01:05:57,125 --> 01:05:58,250 I HAD A REFUELING PROBLEM THERE ONCE. 1549 01:05:58,250 --> 01:05:59,333 WE WERE DELAYED FOR HOURS WITH RED TAPE. 1550 01:05:59,333 --> 01:06:01,875 - I DON'T WANT RED TAPE. - BOOM, SAMOA. 1551 01:06:01,875 --> 01:06:03,208 REROUTE THE PACIFIC VIA SAMOA, I'LL TEXT MY REP IN PAGO PAGO 1552 01:06:03,208 --> 01:06:04,375 TO FACILITATE NEXT. 1553 01:06:04,375 --> 01:06:06,166 - AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL IN LONDON IS DOWN. 1554 01:06:06,166 --> 01:06:07,583 WE HAVE TO AVOID ANY FLIGHTS 1555 01:06:07,583 --> 01:06:09,417 THAT ARE COMING OUT OF BACKED UP NORTHERN EUROPE. 1556 01:06:09,417 --> 01:06:10,542 - ALL RIGHT, WE GOT A PLANE FULL OF TEDDY BEARS, 1557 01:06:10,542 --> 01:06:11,542 WE CAN GO THROUGH LISBON. 1558 01:06:11,542 --> 01:06:12,542 - BOOK IT. - DONE. 1559 01:06:12,542 --> 01:06:14,959 OKAY... 1560 01:06:14,959 --> 01:06:18,500 400 MORE FIRST-CLASS TICKETS 1561 01:06:18,500 --> 01:06:20,375 ON THE OLD SANTA CARD, 1562 01:06:20,375 --> 01:06:22,917 AND... - BOOM. 1563 01:06:22,917 --> 01:06:26,709 [cell phone rings] 1564 01:06:26,709 --> 01:06:28,250 [beeps] - HI, LINDA. 1565 01:06:28,250 --> 01:06:29,417 - I'M JUST CALLING TO MAKE SURE 1566 01:06:29,417 --> 01:06:30,583 YOU'RE STILL COMING TO DINNER TONIGHT. 1567 01:06:30,583 --> 01:06:32,250 THE KIDS ARE REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO IT, 1568 01:06:32,250 --> 01:06:35,250 AND APPARENTLY SALLY HAS SOME SORT OF PERFORMANCE PLANNED. 1569 01:06:35,250 --> 01:06:38,875 - REALLY? LINDA, I CAN'T WAIT. OH, AND DON'T COOK ANYTHING. 1570 01:06:38,875 --> 01:06:41,417 JUST PUT YOUR FEET UP 'CAUSE I AM BRINGING DINNER TONIGHT. 1571 01:06:41,417 --> 01:06:43,375 - YOU SURE? - ABSOLUTELY. 1572 01:06:43,375 --> 01:06:47,125 DON'T MAKE PROMISES I CAN'T KEEP ANYMORE. 1573 01:06:47,125 --> 01:06:48,709 - DAN, WHERE ARE YOU? 1574 01:06:48,709 --> 01:06:50,250 I HEAR SOME SORT OF NOISE IN THE BACKGROUND. 1575 01:06:50,250 --> 01:06:52,917 - UM, JUST AT THE OLD OFFICE. 1576 01:06:52,917 --> 01:06:56,750 - DAN, JUST LET IT GO. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PROVE? 1577 01:06:56,750 --> 01:06:58,083 - IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. 1578 01:06:58,083 --> 01:07:00,250 - AND HERE I WAS THINKING THAT YOU'D CHANGED. 1579 01:07:00,250 --> 01:07:01,917 - LINDA, TRUST ME, THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 1580 01:07:01,917 --> 01:07:03,583 AND I WILL BE THERE. 1581 01:07:03,583 --> 01:07:05,041 SO JUST ENJOY YOUR TIME WITH THE KIDS 1582 01:07:05,041 --> 01:07:06,125 AND I'LL SEE YOU SOON. 1583 01:07:06,125 --> 01:07:10,291 - OKAY. BYE. 1584 01:07:10,291 --> 01:07:12,458 - WE GOT A MONSOON IN INDIA AND A BLIZZARD IN IDAHO. 1585 01:07:12,458 --> 01:07:15,417 - I AM ON IT. 1586 01:07:19,250 --> 01:07:23,291 WHOA. I CAN'T BELIEVE WE JUST WORKED 24 HOURS STRAIGHT. 1587 01:07:23,291 --> 01:07:25,208 GOT A FEW HOURS LEFT BUT WE'RE STILL IN THE GAME. 1588 01:07:25,208 --> 01:07:26,667 - WELL, IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE. 1589 01:07:26,667 --> 01:07:28,458 THERE'S ALWAYS MORE TO DO. - EXACTLY. 1590 01:07:28,458 --> 01:07:29,959 WHICH IS WHY I WANT TO SEE MY FAMILY. 1591 01:07:29,959 --> 01:07:30,959 SO BEFORE YOU YELL AT ME OR-- 1592 01:07:30,959 --> 01:07:32,917 - RELAX. YOU EARNED IT. 1593 01:07:32,917 --> 01:07:34,333 I'LL SEE YOU BACK AT THE POLE IN TWO HOURS. 1594 01:07:34,333 --> 01:07:35,667 NOT A MINUTE MORE, ALL RIGHT? 1595 01:07:35,667 --> 01:07:37,834 THERE'S ALWAYS LAST-MINUTE LOGISTICS TO ATTEND TO 1596 01:07:37,834 --> 01:07:40,125 AND YOU GOTTA SUIT UP TO DRIVE THE SLEIGH. 1597 01:07:40,125 --> 01:07:41,917 - I'LL BE THERE. 1598 01:07:41,917 --> 01:07:43,834 HEY, UH, EDDIE, I COULDN'T HAVE DONE THIS-- 1599 01:07:43,834 --> 01:07:47,834 ANY OF THIS, WITHOUT YOU, SO THANK YOU. 1600 01:07:47,834 --> 01:07:50,291 - DON'T MENTION IT. 1601 01:07:50,291 --> 01:07:53,834 - YOU'RE A GOOD MAN. OR ELF. 1602 01:07:53,834 --> 01:07:58,834 - LIKE I SAID, DON'T MENTION IT. 1603 01:07:58,834 --> 01:08:02,208 - HE'S REALLY GOTTA TEACH ME HOW HE DOES THAT. 1604 01:08:04,166 --> 01:08:07,291 ALL RIGHT. 1605 01:08:07,291 --> 01:08:09,959 OH, THIS SHOULD COVER IT. 1606 01:08:09,959 --> 01:08:10,959 THANK YOU. 1607 01:08:10,959 --> 01:08:14,500 - THANK YOU. 1608 01:08:14,500 --> 01:08:18,000 [machine beeps] 1609 01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:20,333 [beeps] 1610 01:08:20,333 --> 01:08:23,834 I'M--I'M AFRAID YOUR CARD SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN DECLINED, SIR. 1611 01:08:23,834 --> 01:08:25,417 - OH, JUST RUN IT AGAIN, PLEASE. 1612 01:08:25,417 --> 01:08:26,417 - I DID, SIR. 1613 01:08:26,417 --> 01:08:28,750 IT IS DEFINITELY BEING DECLINED. 1614 01:08:28,750 --> 01:08:31,375 - WELL, THAT CAN'T BE. 1615 01:08:31,375 --> 01:08:33,417 - PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE TO USE ANOTHER CARD OR CASH. 1616 01:08:33,417 --> 01:08:37,709 - OR MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO CALL YOUR BANK. THE... 1617 01:08:37,709 --> 01:08:41,250 THE BANK OF THE NORTH POLE. 1618 01:08:43,375 --> 01:08:45,542 - WELL, I'M SURE IT'S A MISTAKE. 1619 01:08:45,542 --> 01:08:48,375 MAKE A QUICK CALL AND CLEAR IT UP. 1620 01:08:48,375 --> 01:08:49,583 [phone line rings] 1621 01:08:49,583 --> 01:08:50,750 - SANTA CARD CUSTOMER SERVICE. 1622 01:08:50,750 --> 01:08:52,583 - YES, HELLO, MY CARD HAS BEEN DECLINED. 1623 01:08:52,583 --> 01:08:54,709 - HOW CAN I HELP YOU, MR. RYEBECK? 1624 01:08:54,709 --> 01:08:55,959 - YES, THAT'S ME. 1625 01:08:55,959 --> 01:08:57,291 - DID YOU ATTEMPT TO USE THE SANTA CARD? 1626 01:08:57,291 --> 01:08:58,875 - YES, IT WAS THE SANTA CARD. 1627 01:08:58,875 --> 01:09:01,041 - I'M AFRAID YOU'VE REACHED YOUR LIMIT, MR. RYEBECK. 1628 01:09:01,041 --> 01:09:02,458 - LOOK, WHAT DO YOU MEAN LIMIT? 1629 01:09:02,458 --> 01:09:04,875 - NO FURTHER PURCHASES ARE AUTHORIZED. 1630 01:09:04,875 --> 01:09:07,208 - NO, PLEASE. I'M SANTA. 1631 01:09:07,208 --> 01:09:08,875 - MERRY CHRISTMAS, MR. RYEBECK. 1632 01:09:08,875 --> 01:09:11,333 - HELLO? HELLO? 1633 01:09:11,333 --> 01:09:13,834 - ALPHONSE? - OUI, MONSIEUR? 1634 01:09:13,834 --> 01:09:17,625 - TAKE ALL THIS BACK TO THE KITCHEN, PLEASE. 1635 01:09:24,083 --> 01:09:25,583 - SO WE JUST WANTED TO POP BY 1636 01:09:25,583 --> 01:09:26,959 AND WISH EVERYONE A MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1637 01:09:26,959 --> 01:09:28,625 - THANK YOU. 1638 01:09:28,625 --> 01:09:30,834 I HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A GOOD CHRISTMAS EVE. 1639 01:09:30,834 --> 01:09:32,250 - YES. YES, IT'S FINE. 1640 01:09:32,250 --> 01:09:35,417 MUCH BETTER AFTER SEEING YOU. [chuckles] 1641 01:09:43,166 --> 01:09:46,083 - SO LATE, I BROUGHT NO FOOD. 1642 01:09:46,083 --> 01:09:47,959 [car chirps] 1643 01:09:47,959 --> 01:09:52,625 - TREVOR'S CAR? 1644 01:09:52,625 --> 01:09:56,041 - OKAY, WHO'S HUNGRY FOR DESSERT? 1645 01:09:56,041 --> 01:09:57,709 HO, HO, HO. - [groans] 1646 01:09:57,709 --> 01:09:59,959 - COULDN'T LET MY BEST AGENT GO UNREWARDED 1647 01:09:59,959 --> 01:10:01,000 THIS CHRISTMAS EVE. 1648 01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:04,083 - OH, THANK YOU. THAT LOOKS SO... 1649 01:10:04,083 --> 01:10:05,125 FANCY. 1650 01:10:05,125 --> 01:10:06,583 GENUINE CHRISTMAS FRUITCAKE 1651 01:10:06,583 --> 01:10:09,125 FLOWN IN FROM HARROD'S OF LONDON. 1652 01:10:09,125 --> 01:10:12,125 IT'S SO GOOD. I HAD TO SHARE. 1653 01:10:12,125 --> 01:10:13,542 KIDS. - I DON'T WANT ANY. 1654 01:10:13,542 --> 01:10:16,291 DAD SAID HE WAS GONNA COME AND HE DIDN'T. 1655 01:10:16,291 --> 01:10:17,709 HE'S JUST LIKE HE USED TO BE. 1656 01:10:17,709 --> 01:10:18,875 - HEY, I'M SURE HE HAD SOMETHING COME UP. 1657 01:10:18,875 --> 01:10:23,291 - JOE. 1658 01:10:23,291 --> 01:10:24,583 - I'M SORRY. 1659 01:10:24,583 --> 01:10:28,834 WE'RE HAVING A UNIQUELY MEMORABLE CHRISTMAS EVE. 1660 01:10:37,500 --> 01:10:38,667 - [sighs] 1661 01:10:38,667 --> 01:10:40,667 [car chirps] 1662 01:10:44,667 --> 01:10:47,417 I BLEW IT. AGAIN. 1663 01:10:47,417 --> 01:10:51,083 [cell phone rings] 1664 01:10:51,083 --> 01:10:54,417 OH... YEAH, EDDIE. 1665 01:10:54,417 --> 01:10:56,834 - I TOLD YOU TO BE BACK HERE IN TWO HOURS. 1666 01:10:56,834 --> 01:10:59,417 - I KNOW I SAID, I-- - YEAH, I KNOW YOU KNOW. 1667 01:10:59,417 --> 01:11:00,667 I'M SURE YOU KNOW HOW LATE YOU ARE. 1668 01:11:00,667 --> 01:11:01,792 HAVE YOU EVEN CHECKED THE TRANSIT SCHEDULE? 1669 01:11:01,792 --> 01:11:03,750 - YES, I LOOKED AT THE TRANSIT SCHEDULES. 1670 01:11:03,750 --> 01:11:05,083 OR MOST OF THEM, ANYWAY. 1671 01:11:05,083 --> 01:11:06,834 - WE'RE HAVING A TOTAL SHIPPING BREAKDOWN. 1672 01:11:06,834 --> 01:11:08,250 A SYSTEM-WIDE SNAFU. 1673 01:11:08,250 --> 01:11:11,500 LOOK... 1674 01:11:11,500 --> 01:11:12,750 COOKIES ARE DEPLETED. 1675 01:11:12,750 --> 01:11:15,500 NOT EVEN A CRUMB. THE ELVES ARE VERY UPSET. 1676 01:11:15,500 --> 01:11:17,291 - HEY, WHEN YOUR BUSINESS IS RUN ON SUGAR 1677 01:11:17,291 --> 01:11:19,542 I GUESS IT'S BOUND TO EVENTUALLY CRASH, RIGHT? 1678 01:11:19,542 --> 01:11:21,792 - FOR BETTER OR WORSE, YOU ARE THE MAN IN CHARGE. 1679 01:11:21,792 --> 01:11:23,709 IF YOU DON'T GET BACK HERE AND IN CHARGE, 1680 01:11:23,709 --> 01:11:26,083 CHRISTMAS IS GONNA BE RUINED BY YOUR VERY HAND! 1681 01:11:26,083 --> 01:11:28,709 - OKAY. YES. 1682 01:11:28,709 --> 01:11:30,917 [phone beeps] 1683 01:11:30,917 --> 01:11:32,709 [sighs] 1684 01:11:32,709 --> 01:11:36,750 - ♪ DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY ♪ 1685 01:11:36,750 --> 01:11:39,542 ♪ FA LA-LA LA-LA, LA-LA LA LA ♪ 1686 01:11:39,542 --> 01:11:41,583 ♪ 'TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY ♪ 1687 01:11:41,583 --> 01:11:44,083 ♪ FA LA-LA LA-LA, LA-LA LA LA ♪ 1688 01:11:44,083 --> 01:11:46,500 ♪ DON WE NOW OUR GAY APPAREL ♪ 1689 01:11:46,500 --> 01:11:49,250 ♪ FA LA-LA, LA LA-LA, LA LA LA ♪ 1690 01:11:49,250 --> 01:11:50,375 ♪ TROLL THE ANCIENT YULETIDE CAROL ♪ 1691 01:11:50,375 --> 01:11:53,041 - OVER HERE! 1692 01:11:53,041 --> 01:11:55,625 - KRIS. 1693 01:11:55,625 --> 01:12:00,417 - [chuckles] HEY, DAN. MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1694 01:12:00,417 --> 01:12:02,917 - SO... 1695 01:12:02,917 --> 01:12:04,458 HOW'S VACATION? 1696 01:12:04,458 --> 01:12:08,583 WELL, GOT THIS KILLER SUNTAN AND I'M LOVING THE WARM WEATHER. 1697 01:12:08,583 --> 01:12:11,166 - GREAT. 1698 01:12:11,166 --> 01:12:13,542 - SAY, YOU LOOK A LITTLE LOW. 1699 01:12:13,542 --> 01:12:15,041 I GUESS PULLING OFF CHRISTMAS 1700 01:12:15,041 --> 01:12:16,667 ISN'T AS EASY AS IT SEEMS, IS IT? 1701 01:12:16,667 --> 01:12:20,041 - WELL, THAT'S AN UNDERSTATEMENT. 1702 01:12:20,041 --> 01:12:23,458 YOU KNOW I MESSED IT ALL UP. 1703 01:12:23,458 --> 01:12:26,625 AND I LET DOWN MY FAMILY AGAIN. 1704 01:12:26,625 --> 01:12:29,000 - WELL, AT LEAST YOU FINALLY GOT TO GIVE YOUR FAMILY 1705 01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:30,667 ALL THOSE PRESENTS YOU WANTED TO, RIGHT? 1706 01:12:30,667 --> 01:12:32,709 - YEAH. 1707 01:12:32,709 --> 01:12:34,000 LOOKING BACK, I DON'T REALLY 1708 01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:35,417 FEEL LIKE IT'S MADE MUCH OF A DIFFERENCE. 1709 01:12:35,417 --> 01:12:38,417 - [chuckles] WELL, IMAGINE THAT. 1710 01:12:40,458 --> 01:12:41,625 - WHEN I WAS A KID, 1711 01:12:41,625 --> 01:12:46,166 ON CHRISTMAS MORNING I'D OPEN MY PRESENTS 1712 01:12:46,166 --> 01:12:48,041 AND THEN I WOULD SEE WHAT ALL THE OTHER KIDS GOT 1713 01:12:48,041 --> 01:12:51,792 AND I WISHED SO MUCH I'D GOTTEN WHAT THEY DID. 1714 01:12:51,792 --> 01:12:54,125 - HMM. 1715 01:12:54,125 --> 01:12:58,917 - I WAS BLINDED BY THE AMAZING GIFTS. 1716 01:12:58,917 --> 01:13:03,542 I DIDN'T SEE WHAT I ALREADY HAD WAS THE BEST GIFT OF ALL. 1717 01:13:06,917 --> 01:13:10,625 MY FAMILY. 1718 01:13:10,625 --> 01:13:14,083 I WANT THAT FOR MY KIDS TOO. 1719 01:13:14,083 --> 01:13:17,333 YOU KNOW THAT CHRISTMAS MORNING FEELING 1720 01:13:17,333 --> 01:13:18,500 WHEN YOU JUST KNOW YOU'RE SURROUNDED 1721 01:13:18,500 --> 01:13:23,000 BY PEOPLE WHO LOVE YOU? 1722 01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:24,208 IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK? 1723 01:13:24,208 --> 01:13:26,709 - ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE ON CHRISTMAS. 1724 01:13:26,709 --> 01:13:29,166 ALL IT TAKES IS A LITTLE FAITH. 1725 01:13:29,166 --> 01:13:33,000 WELL, YOU STILL GOT YOUR SANTA POWERS FOR A FEW MORE HOURS. 1726 01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:34,875 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO TO ENJOY THEM? 1727 01:13:34,875 --> 01:13:37,792 - I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M GONNA DO WITH THEM. 1728 01:13:37,792 --> 01:13:42,250 BUT IT DOESN'T TAKE ANY POWERS AT ALL. 1729 01:13:42,250 --> 01:13:44,500 KRIS, THANKS FOR PUTTING YOUR CONFIDENCE IN ME. 1730 01:13:44,500 --> 01:13:49,125 I'M SORRY I LET YOU DOWN. 1731 01:13:49,125 --> 01:13:52,917 - DAN, CHRISTMAS ISN'T OVER YET. 1732 01:14:03,792 --> 01:14:04,792 - DAN. 1733 01:14:04,792 --> 01:14:08,375 - HI. 1734 01:14:08,375 --> 01:14:09,542 DO YOU HAVE COMPANY? 1735 01:14:09,542 --> 01:14:11,542 - WELL, TREVOR WAS HERE A FEW HOURS AGO 1736 01:14:11,542 --> 01:14:14,875 BUT HE LEFT. COME ON IN. 1737 01:14:20,875 --> 01:14:25,166 - I'M REALLY SORRY I MISSED DINNER. 1738 01:14:25,166 --> 01:14:27,667 ARE THE KIDS ASLEEP? 1739 01:14:27,667 --> 01:14:30,250 - YEAH. I THREW TOGETHER A MEAL. 1740 01:14:30,250 --> 01:14:34,500 - THANKS. ARE THEY ALL RIGHT? 1741 01:14:36,625 --> 01:14:38,959 - THEIR DAD MISSED CHRISTMAS EVE DINNER. 1742 01:14:38,959 --> 01:14:40,709 THEY'RE NOT EXACTLY OVER THE RAINBOW. 1743 01:14:40,709 --> 01:14:44,041 - I SCREWED UP, LINDA. I REALLY SCREWED UP. 1744 01:14:44,041 --> 01:14:48,542 - I'VE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE, DAN. 1745 01:14:48,542 --> 01:14:52,542 - I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT BUSINESS, THOUGH. 1746 01:14:54,875 --> 01:14:57,375 I'M TALKING ABOUT WHAT MATTERS MOST. 1747 01:14:57,375 --> 01:15:01,917 FAMILY. THE KIDS. YOU. 1748 01:15:01,917 --> 01:15:05,041 OKAY, LOOK, JUST DO ME A FAVOR. 1749 01:15:05,041 --> 01:15:06,875 TELL THE KIDS MERRY CHRISTMAS FOR ME. 1750 01:15:06,875 --> 01:15:10,875 AND THAT I LOVE THEM MORE THAN THEY'LL EVER KNOW. 1751 01:15:10,875 --> 01:15:12,750 I'M SORRY. - WAIT. 1752 01:15:12,750 --> 01:15:14,625 DO YOU WANT TO SIT DOWN AND HAVE AN EGG NOG? 1753 01:15:14,625 --> 01:15:19,125 TREVOR BROUGHT OVER A GALLON AND IT WOULD BE A SHAME TO WASTE IT. 1754 01:15:19,125 --> 01:15:23,417 - UH, SORRY. YES, SURE. 1755 01:15:23,417 --> 01:15:26,750 DO YOU REMEMBER THIS SONG? - MM-HMM. 1756 01:15:26,750 --> 01:15:29,667 - REMINDS ME OF OUR VERY FIRST CHRISTMAS TOGETHER. 1757 01:15:29,667 --> 01:15:32,458 - ME TOO. 1758 01:15:32,458 --> 01:15:35,458 [slow, jazzy music playing] 1759 01:15:35,458 --> 01:15:37,000 - CARE TO DANCE? 1760 01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:39,250 - I DON'T THINK SO. 1761 01:15:39,250 --> 01:15:42,500 - ♪ THERE'S MAGIC IN THE CITY ♪ 1762 01:15:42,500 --> 01:15:44,250 - THIS WOULD BE OUR LAST CHANCE. 1763 01:15:44,250 --> 01:15:47,500 - ♪ IT'S IN THE CHILDREN'S EYES ♪ 1764 01:15:47,500 --> 01:15:49,083 FOR OLD TIMES SAKE. 1765 01:15:49,083 --> 01:15:51,041 - ♪ CHRISTMAS LIGHTS SHINE PRETTY ♪ 1766 01:15:51,041 --> 01:15:53,291 - IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE. 1767 01:15:53,291 --> 01:15:56,792 WHY NOT? 1768 01:15:56,792 --> 01:15:59,083 - ♪ WITHIN THE SPELL ♪ 1769 01:15:59,083 --> 01:16:00,458 - WHOO. - A-HA. 1770 01:16:00,458 --> 01:16:05,834 ♪ ♪ 1771 01:16:05,834 --> 01:16:07,000 - HEY, CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 1772 01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:08,709 - SURE. 1773 01:16:08,709 --> 01:16:12,500 - WERE YOU THE ONE WHO DECORATED MY OPEN HOUSE EVENT? 1774 01:16:12,500 --> 01:16:15,125 - ♪ SPENDING CHRISTMASTIME ♪ 1775 01:16:15,125 --> 01:16:16,291 - MAYBE. 1776 01:16:16,291 --> 01:16:20,208 - [laughs] YOU'RE CRAZY. - I KNOW. 1777 01:16:20,208 --> 01:16:21,583 YOU'RE JUST FIGURING THIS OUT NOW? 1778 01:16:21,583 --> 01:16:25,125 - ♪ THERE'S SO MUCH MORE TO GREETING CARDS ♪ 1779 01:16:25,125 --> 01:16:27,709 - DO YOU REMEMBER THE LAST TIME WE DANCED? 1780 01:16:27,709 --> 01:16:29,542 IT WAS OUR FIFTH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY. 1781 01:16:29,542 --> 01:16:32,166 - OH. HOW CAN YOU REMEMBER THAT? 1782 01:16:32,166 --> 01:16:37,166 - IT'S HARD NOT TO WHEN THERE ARE SO FEW MEMORIES LIKE IT. 1783 01:16:37,166 --> 01:16:39,542 - [sighs] LINDA... 1784 01:16:39,542 --> 01:16:41,000 I'M THICK-HEADED. 1785 01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:45,792 I'M SORRY I'VE JUST FAILED YOU SO MUCH. 1786 01:16:45,792 --> 01:16:47,917 FOR NOT BEING THERE MORE. 1787 01:16:47,917 --> 01:16:50,166 - DAN, YOU DON'T GET IT. 1788 01:16:50,166 --> 01:16:52,000 I NEVER CARED ABOUT YOU BEING THE BREADWINNER. 1789 01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:56,750 - ♪ THAT'S ALL THAT'S ON MY LIST ♪ 1790 01:16:56,750 --> 01:17:00,000 - HEY. CAN WE AGREE ON ONE THING? 1791 01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:02,208 - WHAT'S THAT? 1792 01:17:02,208 --> 01:17:04,542 - IT'S REALLY NICE TO FINALLY HAVE THIS DANCE. 1793 01:17:04,542 --> 01:17:07,375 - ♪ THE WARMTH WITHIN YOUR LOVING-- ♪ 1794 01:17:07,375 --> 01:17:09,250 - WE NEED A GUY IN A BIG, RED SUIT. 1795 01:17:09,250 --> 01:17:11,041 I'M GONNA GO GET DAN AND BRING HIM BACK. 1796 01:17:11,041 --> 01:17:13,166 - WILLIE, RONNIE, GET TO THE DISTRIBUTION CENTER 1797 01:17:13,166 --> 01:17:16,208 AND SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO IN THE MEANTIME. 1798 01:17:19,375 --> 01:17:21,750 [crashes] 1799 01:17:21,750 --> 01:17:23,166 - SOUNDS LIKE SOME RACCOONS 1800 01:17:23,166 --> 01:17:25,375 ARE HAVING A PARTY ON OUR GARBAGE CANS. 1801 01:17:25,375 --> 01:17:26,625 [doorbell rings] 1802 01:17:26,625 --> 01:17:29,667 - YEAH, SOMETHING TELLS ME I SHOULD GET THAT. 1803 01:17:34,125 --> 01:17:35,458 - IT'S TIME. 1804 01:17:35,458 --> 01:17:37,291 - NO, NOT NOW. 1805 01:17:37,291 --> 01:17:38,291 - WE GOTTA GET YOU IN THE SUIT. 1806 01:17:38,291 --> 01:17:40,792 - EDDIE, DOES IT HAVE TO BE ME? 1807 01:17:40,792 --> 01:17:42,417 - YOU HAVE TO WEAR THE SUIT 1808 01:17:42,417 --> 01:17:44,417 BEFORE WORLDWIDE CHRISTMAS MAGIC TAKES EFFECT. 1809 01:17:44,417 --> 01:17:46,291 NOW WE MAY ONLY HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO DELIVER HALF THE PRESENTS, 1810 01:17:46,291 --> 01:17:48,750 BUT THAT'S BETTER THAN NO PRESENTS AT ALL. COME ON. 1811 01:17:48,750 --> 01:17:51,542 - DAD? - MOM, WHAT'S GOING ON? 1812 01:17:51,542 --> 01:17:54,625 - GREAT. NOW THE KIDS ARE AWAKE. 1813 01:17:54,625 --> 01:17:56,417 - WHY IS EDDIE HERE? 1814 01:17:56,417 --> 01:17:57,917 - HI, EDDIE. - HI. 1815 01:17:57,917 --> 01:17:59,291 - WAIT, YOU KNOW THIS GUY? 1816 01:17:59,291 --> 01:18:00,750 - YEAH, HE WAS THE NEW BABYSITTER. 1817 01:18:00,750 --> 01:18:04,417 - KIDS, I'M SO SORRY ABOUT CHRISTMAS EVE DINNER. 1818 01:18:04,417 --> 01:18:06,417 YOU SEE... 1819 01:18:06,417 --> 01:18:08,959 CAN I TELL THEM? 1820 01:18:08,959 --> 01:18:11,750 - GIVE IT A SHOT. 1821 01:18:11,750 --> 01:18:14,333 LINDA, THERE'S SOMETHING I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU. 1822 01:18:14,333 --> 01:18:17,125 AND KIDS, YOU MIGHT AS WELL KNOW TOO. 1823 01:18:17,125 --> 01:18:18,291 YOU KNOW HOW THINGS HAVE BEEN 1824 01:18:18,291 --> 01:18:20,667 A TAD, WELL, STRANGE THE PAST FEW DAYS? 1825 01:18:20,667 --> 01:18:22,166 - THAT'S ONE WAY OF PUTTING IT. 1826 01:18:22,166 --> 01:18:25,542 - OKAY. THIS MIGHT BE HARD TO BELIEVE. 1827 01:18:25,542 --> 01:18:28,125 BUT I'M SANTA CLAUS. 1828 01:18:28,125 --> 01:18:32,125 - I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! I TOLD YOU, SALLY. DAD'S SANTA! 1829 01:18:32,125 --> 01:18:33,875 - WHAT? - LINDA, 1830 01:18:33,875 --> 01:18:35,333 IT'S TRUE. 1831 01:18:35,333 --> 01:18:36,792 - AND YOU'RE WHAT, HIS ASSISTANT? 1832 01:18:36,792 --> 01:18:41,291 - EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT. CHRISTMAS ELF, POLAR DIVISION. 1833 01:18:43,291 --> 01:18:46,625 LINDA, YOU'VE ALWAYS LIKED A WHITE CHRISTMAS, RIGHT? 1834 01:18:47,959 --> 01:18:50,125 [snaps] 1835 01:18:50,125 --> 01:18:52,458 - IT'S SNOWING OUTSIDE. - DAD MADE IT SNOW. 1836 01:18:52,458 --> 01:18:54,583 - IT'S A COINCIDENCE. 1837 01:18:54,583 --> 01:18:58,667 - OKAY, THEN... [snaps] 1838 01:18:58,667 --> 01:19:00,500 - THAT IS-- - AWESOME. 1839 01:19:00,500 --> 01:19:02,542 - THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU. 1840 01:19:02,542 --> 01:19:04,709 - I TOLD YOU! 1841 01:19:04,709 --> 01:19:07,000 - BOSS, WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME. 1842 01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:11,500 - OKAY. GANG, I LOVE YOU ALL VERY MUCH. 1843 01:19:11,500 --> 01:19:13,083 I'M SO SORRY I MISSED CHRISTMAS EVE DINNER. 1844 01:19:13,083 --> 01:19:16,000 AND THAT IS THE LAST TIME I'LL EVER DO THAT. 1845 01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:18,417 - THE GUY MIGHT'VE MISSED A FEW THINGS. 1846 01:19:18,417 --> 01:19:21,625 MESSED UP ROYALLY THIS WEEK, 1847 01:19:21,625 --> 01:19:24,166 BUT THAT'S ONLY WHEN HE WAS TRYING TO MAKE CHRISTMAS HAPPEN 1848 01:19:24,166 --> 01:19:27,667 FOR A FEW BILLION PEOPLE. 1849 01:19:27,667 --> 01:19:30,500 IN MY BOOK, 1850 01:19:30,500 --> 01:19:34,083 HE DID PRETTY WELL. 1851 01:19:35,709 --> 01:19:40,083 - OKAY. SPARKLE US OUT. 1852 01:19:40,083 --> 01:19:43,875 - STRAP IN. 1853 01:19:45,375 --> 01:19:47,250 - OUR DAD JUST SPARKLED. 1854 01:19:47,250 --> 01:19:50,500 - YOU DON'T SEE THAT EVERY DAY. 1855 01:19:50,500 --> 01:19:55,041 - I'M NO FASHION EXPERT, BUT THIS ISN'T WORKING. 1856 01:19:55,041 --> 01:19:56,500 - THAT'S BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T TAKE IT IN ENOUGH. 1857 01:19:56,500 --> 01:19:58,208 THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD'VE COME TO YOUR FINAL FITTING. 1858 01:19:58,208 --> 01:20:00,208 YOU KNOW WHAT, WE'VE GOT BIGGER PROBLEMS. 1859 01:20:00,208 --> 01:20:01,875 IT LOOKS LIKE THERE'S A BOTTLENECK IN GIFT DELIVERY. 1860 01:20:01,875 --> 01:20:03,208 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, WE'VE ALREADY USED 1861 01:20:03,208 --> 01:20:05,208 EVERY SPARE PLANE SEAT AND CARGO DELIVERY. 1862 01:20:05,208 --> 01:20:06,542 - THE SLEIGH ONLY HOLDS SO MUCH. 1863 01:20:06,542 --> 01:20:08,041 ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA BE LUCKY 1864 01:20:08,041 --> 01:20:09,709 TO GET HALF THE PRESENTS DELIVERED. 1865 01:20:09,709 --> 01:20:12,000 BEYOND THAT IT'S JUST NOT GONNA WORK. 1866 01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:14,417 - WE CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN. 1867 01:20:14,417 --> 01:20:17,583 WE JUST GOTTA THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX. 1868 01:20:17,583 --> 01:20:19,333 WAIT A MINUTE. 1869 01:20:19,333 --> 01:20:22,125 IF YOU HAVE TO SWIM A MOAT OR SCALE A WALL, 1870 01:20:22,125 --> 01:20:23,792 TRY A CATAPULT INSTEAD. 1871 01:20:23,792 --> 01:20:25,375 - EXCUSE ME? 1872 01:20:25,375 --> 01:20:26,792 - IT'S SOMETHING MY SON SAID. 1873 01:20:26,792 --> 01:20:28,000 EDDIE, I THINK WE CAN SOLVE THIS. 1874 01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:30,417 THE SLEIGH WORKS ON CHRISTMAS MAGIC, RIGHT? 1875 01:20:30,417 --> 01:20:32,458 WHAT IF WE LOAD IT UP AND CATAPULT IT 1876 01:20:32,458 --> 01:20:33,750 AROUND THE SOUTH POLE? 1877 01:20:33,750 --> 01:20:35,875 THE REVERSE POLARITY MIGHT ACTUALLY SPEED IT UP 1878 01:20:35,875 --> 01:20:37,875 LIKE HOW AIRLINES USE THE JET STREAM. 1879 01:20:37,875 --> 01:20:38,875 - YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE SOUTH POLE. 1880 01:20:38,875 --> 01:20:40,875 IT'S ALL PENGUINS AND NO TOYS. 1881 01:20:40,875 --> 01:20:43,125 BUT... 1882 01:20:43,125 --> 01:20:44,125 IT MIGHT WORK. 1883 01:20:44,125 --> 01:20:45,750 SOMEONE HAS BEEN READING 1884 01:20:45,750 --> 01:20:47,041 THE OWNER'S MANUAL TO SANTA'S SLEIGH. 1885 01:20:47,041 --> 01:20:48,750 VERY IMPRESSIVE. 1886 01:20:48,750 --> 01:20:50,417 ELF ALERT, ELF ALERT. 1887 01:20:50,417 --> 01:20:54,000 PLEASE MOVE ALL OF THE REMAINING GIFTS INTO SANTA'S SLEIGH. 1888 01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:56,834 EVERYTHING AND THE KITCHEN SINK. 1889 01:20:56,834 --> 01:20:59,250 MAURICIO, THAT WAS A JOKE. DO NOT MOVE THE KITCHEN SINK. 1890 01:20:59,250 --> 01:21:01,667 GOOD WORK, ELVES. GOOD WORK. 1891 01:21:04,792 --> 01:21:06,291 WITH THE SLEIGH WEIGHTED DOWN THAT MUCH 1892 01:21:06,291 --> 01:21:09,083 IT'S GONNA BE DANGEROUS. 1893 01:21:09,083 --> 01:21:11,834 SANTA, ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE UP FOR IT? 1894 01:21:11,834 --> 01:21:16,458 - EDDIE, I'VE BEEN WANTING TO BE A HERO ALL MY LIFE. 1895 01:21:16,458 --> 01:21:18,917 AND IF IT MEANS SAVING CHRISTMAS, 1896 01:21:18,917 --> 01:21:20,625 I'LL TAKE THE RISK. 1897 01:21:20,625 --> 01:21:22,000 - WELL, THAT MIGHT NOT BE NECESSARY. 1898 01:21:22,000 --> 01:21:24,834 SOMEBODY CALL FOR BACKUP? [chuckles] 1899 01:21:24,834 --> 01:21:27,250 - MR. KRINGLE! - [laughs] 1900 01:21:27,250 --> 01:21:29,000 EDDIE, I NEED TO TALK TO DAN FOR A MOMENT. 1901 01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:33,375 - AH. IT'S JUST SO GOOD TO SEE YOU, MR. KRINGLE. 1902 01:21:33,375 --> 01:21:36,083 - EDDIE, YOU DID A TERRIFIC JOB WHILE I WAS GONE. 1903 01:21:36,083 --> 01:21:37,709 NOW, LOOK. 1904 01:21:37,709 --> 01:21:40,166 THERE IS SOME WARM WATER OUT THERE 1905 01:21:40,166 --> 01:21:43,000 AND A SURFBOARD IF YOU CARE TO. 1906 01:21:43,000 --> 01:21:46,458 - THANK YOU, SANTA. - [laughs] 1907 01:21:46,458 --> 01:21:48,000 - THANK YOU. 1908 01:21:48,000 --> 01:21:51,125 - GOOD-BYE, DAN. 1909 01:21:51,125 --> 01:21:55,333 COWABUNGA! 1910 01:21:55,333 --> 01:21:57,208 - THIS IS A PRETTY TOUGH SUIT TO FILL. 1911 01:21:57,208 --> 01:21:58,959 - SO I SEE. [chuckles] 1912 01:21:58,959 --> 01:22:01,208 - I HAVE MADE A REAL MESS OF CHRISTMAS. 1913 01:22:01,208 --> 01:22:02,542 SO WHAT DO WE DO NOW? 1914 01:22:02,542 --> 01:22:05,542 - WELL, I THINK THERE'S PLENTY OF CHRISTMAS MAGIC 1915 01:22:05,542 --> 01:22:08,041 LEFT TO DO THE JOB. 1916 01:22:08,041 --> 01:22:09,041 [snaps] 1917 01:22:09,041 --> 01:22:10,709 [laughs] 1918 01:22:10,709 --> 01:22:12,333 - YOU KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN, DIDN'T YOU? 1919 01:22:12,333 --> 01:22:13,500 THAT I'D BOTCH THE JOB? 1920 01:22:13,500 --> 01:22:16,166 - BUT I KNEW THAT YOU'D COME THROUGH IT. 1921 01:22:16,166 --> 01:22:18,125 DAN, I KNEW THAT YOU NEEDED TO HAVE 1922 01:22:18,125 --> 01:22:20,667 EVERYTHING THAT YOU THOUGHT YOU WANTED. 1923 01:22:20,667 --> 01:22:23,875 - TO REALIZE THAT EVERYTHING I EVER NEEDED 1924 01:22:23,875 --> 01:22:24,875 I ALREADY HAD. 1925 01:22:24,875 --> 01:22:27,875 - THERE YOU GO. [laughs] 1926 01:22:27,875 --> 01:22:29,291 SO I GOT THIS. 1927 01:22:29,291 --> 01:22:31,041 GO ON AND ENJOY YOUR HOLIDAYS. 1928 01:22:31,041 --> 01:22:32,583 [laughs] 1929 01:22:38,250 --> 01:22:40,542 - MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1930 01:22:40,542 --> 01:22:42,250 - MERRY CHRISTMAS. - MERRY CHRISTMAS, MOM. 1931 01:22:42,250 --> 01:22:44,750 - HEY, DO YOU THINK MAYBE DAD'LL COME? 1932 01:22:44,750 --> 01:22:46,208 - HE'S PROBABLY HALFWAY ACROSS THE WORLD RIGHT NOW. 1933 01:22:46,208 --> 01:22:48,500 - SORRY, KIDDO, BUT IF DAD IS STANDING IN FOR SANTA 1934 01:22:48,500 --> 01:22:50,208 THOSE ARE SOME PRETTY BIG BOOTS TO FILL. 1935 01:22:50,208 --> 01:22:52,834 - YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT. 1936 01:22:52,834 --> 01:22:54,542 - BUT I BET HE'S THINKING ABOUT YOU BOTH. 1937 01:22:54,542 --> 01:22:56,542 - HE CERTAINLY IS. 1938 01:22:56,542 --> 01:22:59,917 Joe and Sally: DAD! - COME ON, GANG. 1939 01:22:59,917 --> 01:23:00,917 - DAN. 1940 01:23:00,917 --> 01:23:02,542 WHAT ABOUT YOUR JOB? 1941 01:23:02,542 --> 01:23:04,542 - WELL, I AM AFRAID IT'S OVER. 1942 01:23:04,542 --> 01:23:06,959 THE REAL GUY WHOSE JOB IT WAS CAME BACK 1943 01:23:06,959 --> 01:23:08,875 AND I THINK HE CAN TAKE IT FROM HERE. 1944 01:23:08,875 --> 01:23:10,750 - IMAGINE THAT. 1945 01:23:10,750 --> 01:23:12,583 STEPPING DOWN FROM A JOB WHERE YOU COULD HAVE ANYTHING 1946 01:23:12,583 --> 01:23:14,667 YOU EVER WANTED WITH A SNAP OF YOUR FINGERS. 1947 01:23:14,667 --> 01:23:16,250 - NOT EVERYTHING. 1948 01:23:16,250 --> 01:23:19,083 NOT EVERYTHING BY A LONG SHOT. 1949 01:23:19,083 --> 01:23:20,458 I BROUGHT YOU SOMETHING. 1950 01:23:20,458 --> 01:23:23,583 SOMETHING I SHOULD'VE GIVEN YOU A LONG TIME AGO. 1951 01:23:26,166 --> 01:23:28,083 ME. 1952 01:23:28,083 --> 01:23:31,625 AND A COUPLE MORE PRESENTS. 1953 01:23:31,625 --> 01:23:35,750 SON, I HOPE YOU LIKE THAT. 1954 01:23:35,750 --> 01:23:39,542 AND THIS IS FOR YOU. 1955 01:23:43,625 --> 01:23:46,458 YOUR GRANDPA MADE THAT FOR ME A LONG TIME AGO. 1956 01:23:46,458 --> 01:23:47,917 TO REMIND ME HOW MUCH I'M LOVED. 1957 01:23:47,917 --> 01:23:50,417 AND I HOPE YOU REMEMBER HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU. 1958 01:23:50,417 --> 01:23:51,792 - DAD, IT'S GREAT. 1959 01:23:51,792 --> 01:23:53,709 - AND SALLY, 1960 01:23:53,709 --> 01:23:56,125 YOUR GRANDMA MADE THAT HERSELF FOR THE FAMILY TREE. 1961 01:23:56,125 --> 01:23:58,417 IT MAY NOT BE MUCH TO LOOK AT, 1962 01:23:58,417 --> 01:24:00,750 BUT IT'S A MEMORY OF ALL OF OUR TRADITIONS. 1963 01:24:00,750 --> 01:24:01,875 AND THE ONES THAT ARE YET TO COME. 1964 01:24:01,875 --> 01:24:04,542 - NO, DAD, IT'S-- IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 1965 01:24:04,542 --> 01:24:08,792 - IT'S FUNNY HOW EASY IT IS TO FORGET WHAT REALLY COUNTS. 1966 01:24:08,792 --> 01:24:10,750 - AND I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU. 1967 01:24:10,750 --> 01:24:13,125 - OH. 1968 01:24:18,625 --> 01:24:21,625 - [playing guitar] 1969 01:24:21,625 --> 01:24:29,667 ♪ ♪ 1970 01:24:32,208 --> 01:24:33,500 - SALLY, THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. 1971 01:24:33,500 --> 01:24:35,041 SOMEONE'S BEEN PRACTICING, HUH? 1972 01:24:35,041 --> 01:24:38,000 - WELL, LIKE I SAID, IT HELPS WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE SOMEONE 1973 01:24:38,000 --> 01:24:39,834 LOOKING OVER YOUR SHOULDER ALL THE TIME. 1974 01:24:39,834 --> 01:24:42,000 - GOT IT. 1975 01:24:42,000 --> 01:24:45,000 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, I JUST WANTED TO DROP THOSE GIFTS OFF. 1976 01:24:45,000 --> 01:24:46,959 ENJOY. - HEY, DAD. 1977 01:24:46,959 --> 01:24:48,875 HOW 'BOUT A REMATCH FOR SQUIRE OF WESSEX? 1978 01:24:48,875 --> 01:24:51,875 - WELL, I DON'T WANT TO INTRUDE. 1979 01:24:51,875 --> 01:24:54,667 - IF YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING ELSE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY 1980 01:24:54,667 --> 01:24:56,125 WE'D LOVE FOR YOU TO STAY. 1981 01:24:56,125 --> 01:24:57,166 - REALLY? 1982 01:24:57,166 --> 01:25:00,000 - REALLY. 1983 01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:04,166 WE WOULD. 1984 01:25:04,166 --> 01:25:05,500 I WOULD. 1985 01:25:05,500 --> 01:25:08,542 - WELL, THEN I'D LOVE IT TOO. 1986 01:25:08,542 --> 01:25:10,500 - YES! WE'RE TOGETHER AT CHRISTMAS. 1987 01:25:10,500 --> 01:25:12,041 - SO WHO WANTS TO MAKE SOME WAFFLES? 1988 01:25:12,041 --> 01:25:13,834 - I'LL HELP. - PERFECT. 1989 01:25:13,834 --> 01:25:15,500 KIDS, YOU GO GET 'EM STARTED. - OKAY. 1990 01:25:15,500 --> 01:25:17,709 I'LL BE IN THERE IN A SECOND. 1991 01:25:17,709 --> 01:25:19,166 YOU... 1992 01:25:19,166 --> 01:25:22,208 HONEY. 1993 01:25:22,208 --> 01:25:24,583 THINGS HAVE BEEN SO CRAZY. 1994 01:25:24,583 --> 01:25:26,041 I JUST... 1995 01:25:26,041 --> 01:25:27,041 I JUST WANT TO SAY NOEL. 1996 01:25:27,041 --> 01:25:29,709 AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS. 1997 01:25:29,709 --> 01:25:32,709 AND MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1998 01:25:32,709 --> 01:25:36,417 AND ONE OTHER THING. 1999 01:25:36,417 --> 01:25:39,375 LINDA... 2000 01:25:39,375 --> 01:25:44,333 WILL YOU MARRY ME? AGAIN? 2001 01:25:44,333 --> 01:25:46,709 - [laughs] - [laughs] 2002 01:25:46,709 --> 01:25:48,750 - YOU HAD ME AT "NOEL." 2003 01:25:48,750 --> 01:25:53,125 - [laughs] COME HERE. 2004 01:25:53,125 --> 01:25:56,375 - DAD'S COMING HOME. 2005 01:25:56,375 --> 01:25:59,375 [triumphant orchestral music] 2006 01:25:59,375 --> 01:26:07,375 ♪ ♪ 2007 01:26:14,750 --> 01:26:17,750 [festive orchestral music] 2008 01:26:17,750 --> 01:26:25,750 ♪ ♪ 138040