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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:43,249 --> 00:01:46,874 Boys, if my calculations are correct, Sabrina lives in Monte Carlo, 2 00:01:46,916 --> 00:01:48,683 married to an old French tennis star. 3 00:01:48,707 --> 00:01:51,582 - And? - She'll have half the treasure. 4 00:01:51,624 --> 00:01:55,433 I don't know if I want to see her, she'll be as old as my mother. 5 00:01:55,457 --> 00:01:59,416 Gianfranco, you don't need money. Didn't your start up make millions? 6 00:01:59,499 --> 00:02:02,957 You realise I spent it all bringing you back to the future? 7 00:02:03,041 --> 00:02:05,624 Well, then let's take that treasure, come on! 8 00:02:05,666 --> 00:02:09,207 Right, let's take Monte Carlo! 9 00:02:10,582 --> 00:02:13,624 Go ahead, go ahead. I'm coming for you. 10 00:02:17,541 --> 00:02:19,582 THE BOYS ARE BACK IN CRIME 11 00:02:21,041 --> 00:02:23,374 AMALFI COAST, NOWADAYS 12 00:02:23,457 --> 00:02:25,874 Monte Carlo, he says. To hell with Monte Carlo. 13 00:02:25,957 --> 00:02:27,725 That's 1600 km you've made us drive. 14 00:02:27,749 --> 00:02:31,041 How was I supposed to know Sabrina had gone back to her ex-husband! 15 00:02:31,082 --> 00:02:35,207 We should go back to the past to get our treasure from the Magliana Gang! 16 00:02:35,249 --> 00:02:36,975 - Exactly! - This again? 17 00:02:36,999 --> 00:02:39,350 - Enough with the time travel, guys! - What? Why? 18 00:02:39,374 --> 00:02:41,808 I had to take a bunch of fatal leaps to come back and get you! 19 00:02:41,832 --> 00:02:44,933 First I landed in 1922, during the March on Rome. 20 00:02:44,957 --> 00:02:47,166 - I had fascists chasing me. - That'll do it. 21 00:02:47,207 --> 00:02:50,832 Then in 1600 they wanted to burn me alive for my Nike jumper. 22 00:02:50,874 --> 00:02:52,499 They thought it was a satanic symbol. 23 00:02:52,541 --> 00:02:53,642 - Imagine! - Yeah. 24 00:02:53,666 --> 00:02:56,332 I even had a scuffle with a beatnik in '68. 25 00:02:56,416 --> 00:02:57,749 - And look at this. - What is it? 26 00:02:57,832 --> 00:03:00,332 - It's a pterodactyl tooth. - Show me. 27 00:03:00,374 --> 00:03:03,433 - So you can see the hell I went through. - It was on its head, right? 28 00:03:03,457 --> 00:03:06,433 A tooth there? Come on, it's not a unicorn. 29 00:03:06,457 --> 00:03:09,332 - So it was a fluke that you found us? - A fluke? 30 00:03:09,416 --> 00:03:12,957 I conducted incredibly sophisticated research 31 00:03:12,999 --> 00:03:18,142 to uncover two portals to take me back to Rome in 1982. 32 00:03:18,166 --> 00:03:21,142 Ok, but a bomb exploded the one in the bar. 33 00:03:21,166 --> 00:03:22,683 - True. - And where's the other? 34 00:03:22,707 --> 00:03:25,999 - I know where, but I'm not telling you! - Stop it! 35 00:03:26,082 --> 00:03:28,683 - What are you doing? - Look where you're going! 36 00:03:28,707 --> 00:03:30,916 - Look where you're going! - Let me see. 37 00:03:38,749 --> 00:03:39,957 Watch out. 38 00:03:40,874 --> 00:03:44,558 Listen, boys, time-space portals are unstable. 39 00:03:44,582 --> 00:03:49,457 Changing something in the past can change the present, 40 00:03:49,541 --> 00:03:51,350 to devastating effect... 41 00:03:51,374 --> 00:03:54,207 - Especially with morons like you. - Thanks, Gianfra'. 42 00:03:56,582 --> 00:03:57,624 Here it is. 43 00:03:57,666 --> 00:03:59,850 Sacked off the French tennis player 44 00:03:59,874 --> 00:04:01,541 and went back to her first husband. 45 00:04:01,666 --> 00:04:04,767 - Name: Ranieri. - Of course, Rainier Prince of Monaco. 46 00:04:04,791 --> 00:04:06,749 No, Ranieri is his surname, first name Massimo. 47 00:04:06,874 --> 00:04:08,933 Like the singer, sure. 48 00:04:08,957 --> 00:04:12,207 He sells counterfeits as real paintings. 49 00:04:14,666 --> 00:04:15,933 And that piece of ass? 50 00:04:15,957 --> 00:04:19,541 That? That's the daughter. 51 00:04:19,624 --> 00:04:21,142 Lorella Heather. 52 00:04:21,166 --> 00:04:23,666 Named after Lorella Cuccarini and Heather Parisi. 53 00:04:23,707 --> 00:04:26,225 This all seems a bit crazy. 54 00:04:26,249 --> 00:04:29,041 I've always found Heather Parisi very sexually attractive. 55 00:04:30,541 --> 00:04:32,499 - What is it? - There's Sabrina. 56 00:04:32,541 --> 00:04:33,541 Let me see! 57 00:04:33,582 --> 00:04:36,767 - Where is she? - She's almost 70 now. 58 00:04:36,791 --> 00:04:40,707 - Quite the fall from grace. - Boys, we've got company. 59 00:04:45,916 --> 00:04:48,892 And so, who was Vincent at heart? 60 00:04:48,916 --> 00:04:52,832 A dreamer? A visionary? Mentally disturbed? Crazy? 61 00:04:54,124 --> 00:04:58,142 We'll never know, all we can do is contemplate his paintings, 62 00:04:58,166 --> 00:05:03,225 known all over the world, including your own home: Indonesia. 63 00:05:03,249 --> 00:05:06,624 In my humble opinion, the gift we're about to give you 64 00:05:06,666 --> 00:05:09,725 is the most inspiring of all his self-portraits. 65 00:05:09,749 --> 00:05:13,517 See the suffering, the compassion, the pain, 66 00:05:13,541 --> 00:05:15,791 I wouldn't call it disgust but almost, yes. 67 00:05:15,874 --> 00:05:18,308 You want to help him, I feel it, 68 00:05:18,332 --> 00:05:21,916 but you can't because he's dead, my dear sirs. 69 00:05:21,999 --> 00:05:23,017 Van Gogh is dead! 70 00:05:23,041 --> 00:05:25,916 - Van Gogh is dead! - Dead. 71 00:05:26,041 --> 00:05:29,666 So today, I'm practically offering you Van Gogh's body, 72 00:05:29,707 --> 00:05:33,957 for just 7 million euros including VAT and frame. 73 00:05:34,874 --> 00:05:36,999 Thank you. 74 00:05:37,874 --> 00:05:40,499 Bravo! What a speech. 75 00:05:42,041 --> 00:05:43,749 Well done, bravo. 76 00:05:44,249 --> 00:05:48,082 Sebastiano! I had a feeling you'd come back. 77 00:05:48,166 --> 00:05:50,100 Hi, Sabrina. My, how you've changed. 78 00:05:50,124 --> 00:05:53,999 - Come on, she's in a chair... - Who do we have here, more buyers? 79 00:05:54,916 --> 00:05:57,916 - Not really. - No. Excuse me. 80 00:05:58,957 --> 00:06:02,975 My good sirs, I have a revelation for you. 81 00:06:02,999 --> 00:06:05,916 - Translate into Japanese, please. - They're Indonesian. 82 00:06:05,999 --> 00:06:08,975 - Indonesian, same thing. Same area. - No! 83 00:06:08,999 --> 00:06:13,332 I wanted to tell you about how the painter Van Gogh 84 00:06:13,416 --> 00:06:15,850 had an incredible obsession. 85 00:06:15,874 --> 00:06:17,433 Just one thing in his head. 86 00:06:17,457 --> 00:06:18,499 This. 87 00:06:19,791 --> 00:06:20,832 What are you doing? 88 00:06:21,874 --> 00:06:23,041 Have you gone mad? 89 00:06:23,957 --> 00:06:26,933 - This. - You're ruining a masterpiece! 90 00:06:26,957 --> 00:06:28,832 Enough with the circus. 91 00:06:28,916 --> 00:06:31,666 This is a fake, translate that into Korean. 92 00:06:31,707 --> 00:06:34,374 - I told you they're Indonesian. - Same thing. 93 00:06:34,416 --> 00:06:36,308 This is anything but Van Gogh. 94 00:06:36,332 --> 00:06:38,791 - Take that. - Not the face! 95 00:06:38,832 --> 00:06:40,374 Gianfranco, what are they doing? 96 00:06:40,416 --> 00:06:43,416 It's fine, Sabrina. Give us our money and we'll go. 97 00:06:43,499 --> 00:06:44,832 And why should I give you it? 98 00:06:44,916 --> 00:06:48,874 Maybe because you made it investing the Gang's treasure... 99 00:06:48,957 --> 00:06:52,249 With Gianfranco's discoveries in 1982 on my iPhone. 100 00:06:52,332 --> 00:06:54,082 Do you want to tell me what's going on? 101 00:06:54,166 --> 00:06:59,666 So, as a boy I shared everything I found on this iPhone with Sabrina. 102 00:06:59,791 --> 00:07:04,207 The fall of the Berlin Wall, Berlusconi's rise to power... Jalisse! 103 00:07:04,249 --> 00:07:07,374 - The music duo? - You're so thick! 104 00:07:07,457 --> 00:07:11,350 You wrote in a WhatsApp group how Jalisse had won the Sanremo music festival. 105 00:07:11,374 --> 00:07:15,392 I told Sabrina to bet 200 million liras on it. 106 00:07:15,416 --> 00:07:17,541 - We won! - We hit the big time. 107 00:07:18,374 --> 00:07:23,850 So that money is also ours, you see? 108 00:07:23,874 --> 00:07:25,416 And how is it yours? 109 00:07:26,874 --> 00:07:29,457 Thirty-five years ago, it was mine. 110 00:07:30,041 --> 00:07:32,332 - Junior, take his gun. - Is he... 111 00:07:35,082 --> 00:07:36,749 He is... 112 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:38,558 Renatino. 113 00:07:38,582 --> 00:07:41,017 Straight outta 1982. 114 00:07:41,041 --> 00:07:42,058 Nice to meet you. 115 00:07:42,082 --> 00:07:44,808 - Sorry, did you not die in the explosion? - Yes! 116 00:07:44,832 --> 00:07:47,832 There's always time to die. Right, Sabrina? 117 00:07:51,082 --> 00:07:53,767 Look at that, even this pain in the arse is here. 118 00:07:53,791 --> 00:07:56,332 Yes, I'm here, I've never been to the Amalfi Coast. 119 00:07:56,416 --> 00:07:57,582 I must say it's a place... 120 00:07:57,624 --> 00:07:59,517 But go on, you were saying? 121 00:07:59,541 --> 00:08:02,267 I don't know what you did to that door in the bar, 122 00:08:02,291 --> 00:08:05,124 but I'm here and I want my money back! 123 00:08:05,166 --> 00:08:07,874 - Mum, who is this? - Mum? 124 00:08:11,041 --> 00:08:12,207 Mum? 125 00:08:15,291 --> 00:08:16,582 This is your daughter? 126 00:08:17,957 --> 00:08:21,207 - And? - I'm the father. 127 00:08:22,457 --> 00:08:24,541 How nice. What a lovely family. 128 00:08:25,041 --> 00:08:27,416 - Now I want my money back. - Leave Lorella be. 129 00:08:28,582 --> 00:08:31,832 - He knows where the money is, Renatino. - Hey! 130 00:08:32,624 --> 00:08:34,933 No, let me explain, Mr Renatino. 131 00:08:34,957 --> 00:08:37,683 Sabrina and I were in business together for a while 132 00:08:37,707 --> 00:08:41,457 and disagreed over some crypto investments. 133 00:08:41,499 --> 00:08:42,791 - "Crap" what? - What? 134 00:08:42,916 --> 00:08:48,791 He decided to move everything to a secret server... 135 00:08:49,291 --> 00:08:50,624 What's a server? 136 00:08:50,707 --> 00:08:53,558 A server is like a big computer 137 00:08:53,582 --> 00:08:57,475 on which we can find... bitcoins. 138 00:08:57,499 --> 00:09:00,725 - What the hell are bitcoins? - He's asking what bitcoin are. 139 00:09:00,749 --> 00:09:04,892 Bitcoin is a virtual 21st-century currency... 140 00:09:04,916 --> 00:09:07,499 - An alternative to euros. - And what the hell are euros? 141 00:09:07,541 --> 00:09:11,642 Are we really going over the last 35 years of history? 142 00:09:11,666 --> 00:09:14,642 He's from 1982, he knows nothing! 143 00:09:14,666 --> 00:09:15,808 - Hey! - No! 144 00:09:15,832 --> 00:09:18,499 - Look, I'll give you a quick summary. - Bravo. 145 00:09:18,582 --> 00:09:21,499 I know where the money is but don't have a password. 146 00:09:21,582 --> 00:09:24,749 Sabrina has the password, but doesn't know where the money is. 147 00:09:24,832 --> 00:09:27,267 - Unfortunately... - What the hell is a password? 148 00:09:27,291 --> 00:09:29,499 - Oh, come on! - He doesn't understand a thing. 149 00:09:29,541 --> 00:09:33,142 - Did he even get past nursery? - My mum doesn't have it, I do. 150 00:09:33,166 --> 00:09:35,624 - It's a bar code. - Where is this bar? 151 00:09:36,207 --> 00:09:38,124 It's not a bar, it's... 152 00:09:38,166 --> 00:09:40,999 It's a code that you scan... A key! 153 00:09:41,499 --> 00:09:42,666 And where's the key? 154 00:09:43,332 --> 00:09:45,517 - Here! - Lorella, what are you doing? 155 00:09:45,541 --> 00:09:47,374 - Where is this key? - Here! 156 00:09:47,499 --> 00:09:51,541 - It's there. - Close the curtain. 157 00:09:53,332 --> 00:09:56,183 - Are you taking the piss? - Renatino, stop it. 158 00:09:56,207 --> 00:09:59,183 There's enough money for everyone, we can come to an agreement. 159 00:09:59,207 --> 00:10:00,499 Just calm down. 160 00:10:02,582 --> 00:10:03,624 OK. 161 00:10:08,707 --> 00:10:10,249 - What the... - What... 162 00:10:17,207 --> 00:10:18,999 Get down! 163 00:10:21,582 --> 00:10:23,041 Get the fuck out of my way! 164 00:10:26,041 --> 00:10:28,499 Gab them. Mumma's Boy, get the painting! 165 00:10:43,582 --> 00:10:44,666 Son of a bitch! 166 00:10:51,082 --> 00:10:54,642 No! 167 00:10:54,666 --> 00:10:57,100 - Guns down or I'll kill you all! - Give up! 168 00:10:57,124 --> 00:10:58,457 Don't move! 169 00:11:02,207 --> 00:11:05,499 Come here, shithead! You'll be joining your pals! 170 00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:07,017 Don't move, come! 171 00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:08,499 - Don't move. - Yes. 172 00:11:08,582 --> 00:11:10,502 No use shouting, I can't understand your dialect. 173 00:11:11,082 --> 00:11:13,142 - Come on, move. - No! 174 00:11:13,166 --> 00:11:17,082 - Hey, Van Gogh, the Chinese got away. - They're Indonesian. 175 00:11:19,957 --> 00:11:21,624 They were Indonesian. 176 00:11:23,166 --> 00:11:24,166 Up. 177 00:11:24,207 --> 00:11:25,666 Look. 178 00:11:26,166 --> 00:11:32,166 My nickname ever since I was a kid was Van Gogh, like this guy. 179 00:11:33,082 --> 00:11:34,832 They say I look like him. 180 00:11:34,916 --> 00:11:36,874 - What d'ya think? - Meh... 181 00:11:36,916 --> 00:11:41,582 Of course, with the doodle it's a bit difficult to see any kind of sim... 182 00:11:41,666 --> 00:11:42,666 I'll shut up. 183 00:11:42,707 --> 00:11:43,791 - Cut the crap. - OK. 184 00:11:43,874 --> 00:11:46,874 Me and my friends came from Scampia, the Camorra heartlands, 185 00:11:46,916 --> 00:11:49,475 to find my painting sliced open and a cock on his head! 186 00:11:49,499 --> 00:11:53,416 The penis was them, but a little sponge and it'll wipe right off. 187 00:11:53,541 --> 00:11:54,957 - Dad. - Shut up. 188 00:11:54,999 --> 00:11:57,874 The painting you were flogging to the Thai buyers is a fake. 189 00:11:57,957 --> 00:11:59,100 A fake? 190 00:11:59,124 --> 00:12:00,166 - Yes. - No. 191 00:12:01,249 --> 00:12:03,082 Is this true? 192 00:12:08,416 --> 00:12:10,707 - Is it real or not? - Leave her be! 193 00:12:10,749 --> 00:12:12,124 I'm speaking to you! 194 00:12:12,707 --> 00:12:13,957 Cat got your tongue? 195 00:12:13,999 --> 00:12:18,416 No. I'm just not used to speaking with a gun in my face. 196 00:12:18,541 --> 00:12:21,916 The painting is a fake, I confess. I'll fix this. 197 00:12:22,291 --> 00:12:24,124 Please, she's my daughter. 198 00:12:30,499 --> 00:12:33,124 This bloke's some balls, eh? 199 00:12:35,832 --> 00:12:38,017 But I'm walking away empty-handed. 200 00:12:38,041 --> 00:12:42,850 And when a lion wants to eat a goat, a rabbit won't do. 201 00:12:42,874 --> 00:12:45,433 - "A lion and a rabbit..." What? - Dunno. 202 00:12:45,457 --> 00:12:47,808 - I don't understand these southerners. - He's not hungry anymore. 203 00:12:47,832 --> 00:12:49,499 I don't like being toyed with! 204 00:12:51,332 --> 00:12:54,308 - The girl is coming south with me! - No! 205 00:12:54,332 --> 00:12:57,499 I can offer you an original Giotto, 24 colours. 206 00:12:57,582 --> 00:12:59,041 Shut it. 207 00:12:59,166 --> 00:13:03,707 You have a week to bring me the original. 208 00:13:04,541 --> 00:13:06,291 I want to hang it above the toilet 209 00:13:07,249 --> 00:13:09,683 and look at myself every morning. 210 00:13:09,707 --> 00:13:11,124 Laugh! 211 00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:16,332 Otherwise, I'll cut off the whore's head and sell it to Napoli as a football! 212 00:13:16,374 --> 00:13:20,166 Van Gogh, why all this fuss over a stupid painting? 213 00:13:21,041 --> 00:13:23,541 - Because I said so. - You really want this? 214 00:13:25,582 --> 00:13:27,541 I'm just kidding. 215 00:13:28,332 --> 00:13:30,166 Mumma's boy thinks I'm kidding around. 216 00:13:32,207 --> 00:13:33,791 Did you all believe it? 217 00:13:42,916 --> 00:13:44,832 - No! - No! 218 00:13:44,874 --> 00:13:48,374 - Gianfranco! - Gianfranco, no! 219 00:13:49,416 --> 00:13:50,832 I never kid. 220 00:13:56,041 --> 00:13:57,207 'Mon, boys! 221 00:13:59,041 --> 00:14:00,082 Lorella! 222 00:14:00,749 --> 00:14:03,058 - Gianfranco! - Lorella! 223 00:14:03,082 --> 00:14:04,916 - Gianfranco! - Lorella! 224 00:14:06,707 --> 00:14:09,332 - You're hurting me! - Van Gogh, I'll take her. 225 00:14:10,249 --> 00:14:11,416 Don't get too attached. 226 00:14:12,082 --> 00:14:13,249 Let's go! 227 00:14:14,291 --> 00:14:15,457 Come on! 228 00:14:17,832 --> 00:14:19,416 Get on. 229 00:15:11,582 --> 00:15:12,791 Who were those nut jobs? 230 00:15:12,874 --> 00:15:17,017 Van Gogh's gang. The redhead's an infamous Camorra gangster in Naples. 231 00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:20,874 Toto Russo, son of Gennarino, aka Fat Rat. 232 00:15:20,957 --> 00:15:21,957 Lovely family. 233 00:15:21,999 --> 00:15:24,374 - Spanish Quarters Gennarino? - Yes. 234 00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:25,666 I bought gear from him. 235 00:15:25,749 --> 00:15:29,767 Well, in light of this... This disaster... 236 00:15:29,791 --> 00:15:31,916 I think it's time for us all to go home. 237 00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:36,017 The party's not over yet. No one's leaving until I get my money. 238 00:15:36,041 --> 00:15:37,666 Still on that? 239 00:15:37,749 --> 00:15:41,249 But the key to the treasure is tattooed onto Lorella's backside. 240 00:15:41,291 --> 00:15:42,749 Which is not to be touched. 241 00:15:42,832 --> 00:15:46,558 Don't forget, Gianfranco was the only one who knew where to use it. 242 00:15:46,582 --> 00:15:48,832 Renatino, the treasure's gone forever. 243 00:15:49,457 --> 00:15:54,666 If I have to bring your pal here back to life, I'm getting my money! 244 00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:59,999 Know what? He might not be so stupid after all. 245 00:16:00,041 --> 00:16:01,999 And I might be about to shoot you. 246 00:16:02,082 --> 00:16:04,832 Let him speak, Renatino. Sorry, go on. 247 00:16:04,874 --> 00:16:05,999 Fine, go on. 248 00:16:06,041 --> 00:16:07,933 I need to do something, I'm sorry. 249 00:16:07,957 --> 00:16:08,999 What are you doing? 250 00:16:10,166 --> 00:16:11,249 Sorry, Gianfranco. 251 00:16:16,166 --> 00:16:17,499 His notebook. 252 00:16:18,249 --> 00:16:21,749 He wrote down where the other portal to '82 is. 253 00:16:21,791 --> 00:16:22,791 And? 254 00:16:22,832 --> 00:16:24,725 And if we go back in time... 255 00:16:24,749 --> 00:16:27,475 - No! - Wait, wait... 256 00:16:27,499 --> 00:16:28,517 "No" what? 257 00:16:28,541 --> 00:16:31,707 If we can find this Fat Rat, 258 00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:34,791 we can stop him bringing that shithead Van Gogh into the world 259 00:16:34,832 --> 00:16:36,082 and killing Gianfranco. 260 00:16:36,124 --> 00:16:37,475 Which would mean? 261 00:16:37,499 --> 00:16:41,541 If you change something in the past, you change it in the present. 262 00:16:42,457 --> 00:16:46,124 If the redhead's not born, Gianfranco doesn't die. 263 00:16:46,249 --> 00:16:47,249 Yeah. 264 00:16:47,291 --> 00:16:50,791 You're telling me you can resurrect your chubby mate? 265 00:16:50,832 --> 00:16:53,892 Well, nothing's for sure, but it's an option we can try! 266 00:16:53,916 --> 00:16:56,166 Sorry, has no one remembered my daughter? 267 00:16:57,416 --> 00:16:59,041 OK, here's the plan. 268 00:16:59,124 --> 00:17:01,683 Mr Big Shot Dealer and I go rescue Lorella. 269 00:17:01,707 --> 00:17:04,058 - Can't I come? - Ranieri, you're the dealer. 270 00:17:04,082 --> 00:17:05,916 Got it. 271 00:17:06,041 --> 00:17:08,416 You three... 272 00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:13,332 go back to 1982 and save your mate, 273 00:17:13,374 --> 00:17:16,808 then he tells us where the treasure is and we'll get the key. 274 00:17:16,832 --> 00:17:18,582 - Giuseppe, here. - Me? 275 00:17:18,666 --> 00:17:21,416 - Come here! - He means you, go. 276 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:25,957 Ditch the replica and take this. 277 00:17:26,582 --> 00:17:30,541 Go back in time, find this Fat Rat guy, tell him you need some coke. 278 00:17:30,624 --> 00:17:33,666 I'm telling you now, cocaine... I can't do that anymore. 279 00:17:33,749 --> 00:17:36,541 Do what you like, as long as you pop a bullet in his head. 280 00:17:37,916 --> 00:17:40,707 You wanted the chance to be a real gang member? 281 00:17:40,791 --> 00:17:42,332 - Yes. - This is it. 282 00:17:42,999 --> 00:17:44,041 You feel it? 283 00:17:45,999 --> 00:17:47,541 Let's go. 284 00:17:53,166 --> 00:17:54,624 Move! 285 00:17:56,666 --> 00:18:00,582 - You moving or not? Do as I say. - In you go. 286 00:18:07,499 --> 00:18:09,099 - What are you gonna do to me? - Nothing. 287 00:18:09,624 --> 00:18:11,666 - If you behave. - Ha. 288 00:18:13,457 --> 00:18:14,457 Thirsty? 289 00:18:15,416 --> 00:18:18,041 - A bit. - Here, drink this. 290 00:18:19,124 --> 00:18:22,433 - Thank you. - I'm gonna fix up the room a bit. 291 00:18:22,457 --> 00:18:25,874 - Then I'll get you something to eat, OK? - Get her a nice sausage dish. 292 00:18:28,624 --> 00:18:31,207 - I'm vegan. - You're what? 293 00:18:37,166 --> 00:18:38,207 Vegan... 294 00:18:41,999 --> 00:18:45,541 Don't fuck with us. Get in the corner. Vegan... 295 00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,874 Trickster, be right back. 296 00:18:47,957 --> 00:18:49,166 Whore... 297 00:18:49,541 --> 00:18:50,541 Mumma's Boy. 298 00:18:51,291 --> 00:18:56,558 No more than lunch and dinner, got it? When Van Gogh gets back, she's gone. 299 00:18:56,582 --> 00:19:00,332 - What you mean? Why? - You moron. Let me explain. 300 00:19:00,374 --> 00:19:04,041 She's seen everything, she knows where we live. Get it? 301 00:19:05,832 --> 00:19:06,916 Right, let's see. 302 00:19:07,916 --> 00:19:09,707 Sketches, plans... 303 00:19:10,624 --> 00:19:12,082 I can't understand a thing. 304 00:19:12,749 --> 00:19:17,666 Ah, the second portal in Rome. The portal is in this gym. 305 00:19:17,707 --> 00:19:19,082 Let's go. 306 00:19:20,832 --> 00:19:24,999 Are we sure Van Gogh was conceived in July 1982? 307 00:19:25,082 --> 00:19:26,892 Come on, we've been over this. 308 00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:32,749 The idiot is an open book, see? Toto Russo, born 7th April 1983. 309 00:19:32,791 --> 00:19:37,457 - If I can count, that's nine months. - He could've been two months premature. 310 00:19:37,499 --> 00:19:39,957 - Shut up, will you? - I was born at seven months. 311 00:19:40,374 --> 00:19:42,666 Here! Here! 312 00:19:43,041 --> 00:19:44,541 - Gol. - Wait! 313 00:19:44,624 --> 00:19:46,558 - What? - There's one thing missing. 314 00:19:46,582 --> 00:19:48,541 - What is it? - This. I can't go without it. 315 00:19:48,582 --> 00:19:51,350 - Of course... That... - This gives me the heebie-jeebies. 316 00:19:51,374 --> 00:19:53,058 - Let me see. - Here it is. 317 00:19:53,082 --> 00:19:54,475 - Ready. - Yes. - Go. 318 00:19:54,499 --> 00:19:56,749 - Why am I always first? - You're the brave one. 319 00:19:56,874 --> 00:19:57,957 Fair point. 320 00:19:58,707 --> 00:20:01,416 - Slowly. Slowly... - Go, go. 321 00:20:02,082 --> 00:20:03,541 I'm here, coming. 322 00:20:05,499 --> 00:20:07,517 Coming... 323 00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:10,832 Boys, welcome back to 1982. 324 00:20:10,916 --> 00:20:13,666 - Where's the gym? - I don't know. 325 00:20:13,707 --> 00:20:15,332 That way. 326 00:20:17,166 --> 00:20:19,916 - Here we are. - Go, go! 327 00:20:20,874 --> 00:20:22,957 What is it? A bank? 328 00:20:23,041 --> 00:20:26,832 - Oh my God, we're here! - No, let's not mess around, go back! 329 00:20:26,916 --> 00:20:28,166 Go, go! 330 00:20:28,666 --> 00:20:29,666 Come on! 331 00:20:30,332 --> 00:20:31,791 Go, come on! 332 00:20:32,416 --> 00:20:34,749 - Come on! - No, pull it back, no! 333 00:20:37,499 --> 00:20:38,499 Oh God. 334 00:20:39,416 --> 00:20:40,416 No! 335 00:20:40,457 --> 00:20:42,707 Gianfranco did say the doors are unstable. 336 00:20:42,749 --> 00:20:44,475 - Doors? - Portals! 337 00:20:44,499 --> 00:20:48,142 - Oh God, we're stuck here. - We're in a "cul de sac". 338 00:20:48,166 --> 00:20:49,707 - A"cul"? - "De sac". 339 00:20:53,624 --> 00:20:55,374 They got me! 340 00:20:56,249 --> 00:20:59,249 Shoot that arsehole! Shoot him! 341 00:21:01,166 --> 00:21:03,916 - Hit the alarm! - Chicken Legs, where are you? 342 00:21:03,957 --> 00:21:07,749 Boys, they've set off the alarm! Take the bags and get in the car! 343 00:21:07,832 --> 00:21:09,624 - Let's go! - Go! 344 00:21:09,666 --> 00:21:11,207 - The police! - Come on! 345 00:21:12,124 --> 00:21:13,791 - Get out of the way! - Giuseppe! 346 00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:15,791 God, you were ugly. 347 00:21:15,874 --> 00:21:18,124 Says you, with that mop you look like Madam Mim. 348 00:21:18,166 --> 00:21:19,291 I remembered it worse. 349 00:21:19,916 --> 00:21:21,600 - Afternoon, what a ruckus. - Hello. 350 00:21:21,624 --> 00:21:23,808 - Where did you come from? - The future. 351 00:21:23,832 --> 00:21:25,707 Imbecile! This is no time to mess about! 352 00:21:25,791 --> 00:21:27,749 - Who do you think you're talking to? - No... 353 00:21:27,791 --> 00:21:29,808 There's no time to argue with this idiot. 354 00:21:29,832 --> 00:21:33,249 - Idiot? Sorry, do I know you? - We're on your side, you arsehole! 355 00:21:33,332 --> 00:21:35,874 Leave him be! Giuseppe's about to grab him anyway... 356 00:21:36,582 --> 00:21:38,082 - What? - You'll see. 357 00:21:43,249 --> 00:21:46,249 - No! - For fuck's sake! 358 00:22:02,499 --> 00:22:04,582 - Do you remember? - I remember, yes. 359 00:22:05,499 --> 00:22:09,332 You see, Mr Manager? And this is nothing. You'll shit yourself in a minute. 360 00:22:09,416 --> 00:22:11,416 - Excuse me? - Look. 361 00:22:11,499 --> 00:22:14,082 - Come here. - Nice one. 362 00:22:14,124 --> 00:22:16,433 - I must have known he was a... - An idiot. 363 00:22:16,457 --> 00:22:17,666 - Exactly. - What the... 364 00:22:18,582 --> 00:22:22,517 Guns down! Quickly, or I'll blow his brains out! 365 00:22:22,541 --> 00:22:23,725 He's gone mad. 366 00:22:23,749 --> 00:22:25,457 - You two, behind me. - Coming. 367 00:22:25,541 --> 00:22:28,791 - Boss, let's go! - Go outside, I'll get the money. 368 00:22:28,832 --> 00:22:29,874 Live in peace. 369 00:22:29,999 --> 00:22:32,624 Don't worry, madam, it'll all be over in two minutes. 370 00:22:33,791 --> 00:22:36,350 No crying, this is nothing. 371 00:22:36,374 --> 00:22:39,058 Just a hole in the leg, you're not going to die. 372 00:22:39,082 --> 00:22:42,475 Maybe a wheelchair. Chicken Legs, grab the bag with the money. 373 00:22:42,499 --> 00:22:45,183 - It hurts, get off. - Come on, I'll take you home. 374 00:22:45,207 --> 00:22:48,249 Come on, this is nothing. 375 00:22:53,207 --> 00:22:54,808 - Come on, go! - Goodbye. 376 00:22:54,832 --> 00:22:56,957 It's all fine, they get it now anyway. 377 00:22:57,082 --> 00:22:59,166 Awful day, isn't it? 378 00:23:03,582 --> 00:23:06,874 I don't know, then this lot arrived all dressed up. 379 00:23:07,874 --> 00:23:11,916 - Let's go, the Gang are after us. - Shut up! Look, the money's here. 380 00:23:11,957 --> 00:23:13,874 - What are you doing? - What do you mean? 381 00:23:13,916 --> 00:23:16,374 We need money to buy coke from Fat Rat, right? 382 00:23:16,457 --> 00:23:17,791 - Yes. - Let's go. 383 00:23:19,207 --> 00:23:20,624 - Hey! - Yes. 384 00:23:20,666 --> 00:23:22,808 - Who are you lot? - We're hostages. 385 00:23:22,832 --> 00:23:24,207 Hostages? 386 00:23:25,332 --> 00:23:28,707 Come on, we need to find a car to get to Naples, go, go! 387 00:23:32,332 --> 00:23:34,957 What are you looking at? Get in. 388 00:23:38,374 --> 00:23:40,457 Massimo, you have to get her back! 389 00:23:40,541 --> 00:23:44,707 I'll get her, but my travel buddy isn't the brightest and you know it! 390 00:23:44,749 --> 00:23:47,499 I promise I'll bring her back, OK? 391 00:23:47,582 --> 00:23:49,832 I'm telling you, Renatino doesn't need to know. 392 00:23:49,916 --> 00:23:51,975 No, no, he doesn't need to know. 393 00:23:51,999 --> 00:23:54,416 - You don't have to tell him. - I won't tell him. 394 00:23:56,999 --> 00:24:01,225 - I love you. - I love you too. You know? 395 00:24:01,249 --> 00:24:05,999 Boys, I haven't nicked a car for 30 years. Still feels the same... 396 00:24:07,624 --> 00:24:11,166 We can't go through the bank anymore, so the only way back to the future 397 00:24:11,207 --> 00:24:13,499 is through the Gang's bar before it explodes. 398 00:24:13,541 --> 00:24:16,916 - It's fine, we have four days until the final. - Yes. 399 00:24:19,874 --> 00:24:23,374 Touch the screen to open the gallery. 400 00:24:24,582 --> 00:24:25,624 Who's that? 401 00:24:26,957 --> 00:24:27,999 Who's speaking? 402 00:24:30,082 --> 00:24:32,041 - How can I help you today? - Who is it? 403 00:24:32,124 --> 00:24:36,267 - What the fuck do you want? - I'll pretend I didn't hear that. 404 00:24:36,291 --> 00:24:38,624 Who are you? Tell me, so I can shoot you. 405 00:24:38,666 --> 00:24:42,291 - Remember, I can't feel pain. - Yeah? 406 00:24:42,332 --> 00:24:45,666 - For Christ's sake... - Do you want to call Chris? 407 00:24:46,291 --> 00:24:49,142 - What are you doing? - This thing is talking to me! 408 00:24:49,166 --> 00:24:51,666 Well, don't respond. Put the gun down. 409 00:24:52,457 --> 00:24:58,517 Listen, this afternoon there's a party at Countess Papareschi Boccapadula's. 410 00:24:58,541 --> 00:24:59,975 Who? 411 00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:05,207 Orsetta Papareschi Boccapadula, one of Italy's most successful art collectors! 412 00:25:05,249 --> 00:25:06,374 She doesn't know a thing. 413 00:25:06,416 --> 00:25:08,999 A few years ago I fobbed her off with a few rather notable items. 414 00:25:09,082 --> 00:25:11,624 What's this Countess got to do with anything? 415 00:25:11,707 --> 00:25:16,499 I found out she has an original Van Gogh. 416 00:25:16,541 --> 00:25:19,100 So I got myself an invite to her party 417 00:25:19,124 --> 00:25:23,291 and, like a true Pygmalion, said I'd introduce her to my latest discovery: 418 00:25:23,332 --> 00:25:26,166 A young abstract artist, of the new Roman school. 419 00:25:26,916 --> 00:25:28,374 Nice. 420 00:25:28,416 --> 00:25:29,582 - Who is it? - You. 421 00:25:29,666 --> 00:25:32,642 Me? I did the first year, but I flunked it... 422 00:25:32,666 --> 00:25:33,874 Would never have guessed. 423 00:25:33,957 --> 00:25:37,082 But it's the only way to get our hands on that painting. 424 00:25:37,124 --> 00:25:38,832 Can you play the abstract artist? 425 00:25:39,582 --> 00:25:42,392 What can I say? Let's go see the Countess. 426 00:25:42,416 --> 00:25:44,767 - Where are you going? - To the party. 427 00:25:44,791 --> 00:25:45,957 Dressed like that? 428 00:25:46,999 --> 00:25:49,082 - What's wrong with this? - Everything. 429 00:26:08,082 --> 00:26:09,916 What are you looking at? I'm an artist. 430 00:26:09,957 --> 00:26:11,850 He dresses like an undertaker and gives me the eye? 431 00:26:11,874 --> 00:26:14,332 - Good afternoon. - Let's get off on the right foot. 432 00:26:14,374 --> 00:26:17,433 Let me do the talking, I know these circles. 433 00:26:17,457 --> 00:26:20,433 - You'll say the absolute minimum, and no improv. - OK. 434 00:26:20,457 --> 00:26:23,582 Countess Boccapadula, such a pleasure! 435 00:26:24,124 --> 00:26:27,475 - Massimo, my dear! How are you? - All the better for seeing you. 436 00:26:27,499 --> 00:26:28,957 Let me introduce you to a genius! 437 00:26:29,041 --> 00:26:31,767 This is the one I've told you so much about. 438 00:26:31,791 --> 00:26:35,416 - Good afternoon. What a beautiful house. - My dear, it used to be! 439 00:26:35,457 --> 00:26:38,707 These are difficult times, everything is falling to bits. 440 00:26:39,332 --> 00:26:43,124 Excuse me a moment, I'm going to check if the Baroness is still alive. 441 00:26:43,749 --> 00:26:45,207 Sure. 442 00:26:46,874 --> 00:26:48,999 My dear Baroness, how are you? 443 00:26:52,749 --> 00:26:54,832 Who needs sat nav? 444 00:26:55,374 --> 00:26:58,249 It's '82 and we got to Naples in two hours in a Fiat Ritmo! 445 00:26:58,332 --> 00:26:59,332 Two hours. 446 00:27:03,999 --> 00:27:05,291 Look at that. 447 00:27:05,374 --> 00:27:08,100 Welcome to Naples, good sirs. 448 00:27:08,124 --> 00:27:09,541 Sure, it's a masterpiece. 449 00:27:09,582 --> 00:27:14,082 - This is the city of Toto, Eduardo... - Pino Daniele, Troisi... 450 00:27:14,124 --> 00:27:15,249 Bruscolotti! 451 00:27:15,791 --> 00:27:20,666 Bruscolotti! What a footballer! 452 00:27:20,749 --> 00:27:21,957 Fish, fish! 453 00:27:22,041 --> 00:27:23,499 Get your fish! 454 00:27:23,582 --> 00:27:26,558 - Seabass! - Do you trust me? 455 00:27:26,582 --> 00:27:27,957 Are you sure about this? 456 00:27:28,791 --> 00:27:30,124 Go on, then. 457 00:27:30,166 --> 00:27:31,916 - Hello! - Hello. 458 00:27:33,291 --> 00:27:36,124 Listen, we're looking for Fat Rat. 459 00:27:36,249 --> 00:27:38,207 - For who? - Fat Rat. 460 00:27:38,332 --> 00:27:40,291 - Fat Rat. - We'll pay well. 461 00:27:41,582 --> 00:27:44,392 Ain't no Fat Rat here, get lost. 462 00:27:44,416 --> 00:27:47,416 I'll translate: There's no Fat Rat, and he suggests leaving. 463 00:27:48,624 --> 00:27:50,082 Sorry. 464 00:27:50,832 --> 00:27:53,933 - I'll have my money back. - Excuse me, can I take the lead? 465 00:27:53,957 --> 00:27:55,475 - I know the ropes better. - Yes. 466 00:27:55,499 --> 00:27:56,541 Thank you. 467 00:27:57,957 --> 00:28:00,558 Fish, fish, get your fish! 468 00:28:00,582 --> 00:28:03,582 - Christ... - Live octopus! 469 00:28:05,832 --> 00:28:07,058 This is how it's done. 470 00:28:07,082 --> 00:28:09,291 - Don't get carried away. - Let me handle this. 471 00:28:11,666 --> 00:28:12,707 Hi. 472 00:28:13,374 --> 00:28:15,332 We want some of that. 473 00:28:15,416 --> 00:28:16,582 How much you want? 474 00:28:16,624 --> 00:28:20,041 Loads. But we want it from Fat Rat. 475 00:28:22,499 --> 00:28:24,791 - Fat Rat? - Yes. 476 00:28:24,832 --> 00:28:27,916 Never heard of him, wrong place. 477 00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:31,291 - Right... - Come on, let's go. 478 00:28:31,332 --> 00:28:34,291 - My turn next time. - Everyone makes mistakes. 479 00:28:38,916 --> 00:28:40,999 There's the look-out. 480 00:28:41,624 --> 00:28:43,332 - The look-out. - The look-out. 481 00:28:43,416 --> 00:28:44,416 I'll go. 482 00:28:46,666 --> 00:28:49,166 Hello there, could I ask you a question? 483 00:28:50,249 --> 00:28:54,975 I promise you we're not police, if that helps avoid unpleasant misunderstandings. 484 00:28:54,999 --> 00:28:59,082 - He just can't help himself. - We are looking for drugs. 485 00:28:59,166 --> 00:29:02,874 Do you have drugs? Because that's what we're looking for, drugs. 486 00:29:02,957 --> 00:29:06,683 And we'd like to get those drugs from Gennaro, aka Fat Rat. 487 00:29:06,707 --> 00:29:09,707 He's a boss in this area who we're told sells excellent drugs. 488 00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:12,624 Thank you, goodbye. 489 00:29:14,541 --> 00:29:15,582 Hey! 490 00:29:16,624 --> 00:29:17,916 Looking for Gennarino? 491 00:29:20,541 --> 00:29:21,957 You looking for him or not? 492 00:29:23,541 --> 00:29:24,874 - Yes. - Think so. 493 00:29:24,957 --> 00:29:28,916 - Come on then, don't make a fuss. - What did he say? 494 00:29:28,999 --> 00:29:33,207 - I don't understand anyone here. - Follow him without making a fuss. 495 00:29:33,291 --> 00:29:35,725 See? You have to be clear with the locals. 496 00:29:35,749 --> 00:29:36,791 Yes. 497 00:29:52,707 --> 00:29:53,850 Go, go. 498 00:29:53,874 --> 00:29:55,832 - Can we come in? - Can we? 499 00:29:55,874 --> 00:29:56,874 This way? 500 00:29:58,541 --> 00:30:02,374 This way? It's so dark, can't see a thing. 501 00:30:02,457 --> 00:30:05,749 This must be one of those caves for maturing that cheese they have. 502 00:30:05,832 --> 00:30:08,433 - Yes. - What are you on about? 503 00:30:08,457 --> 00:30:12,082 - Is there no light? - No, doesn't look like it. 504 00:30:12,124 --> 00:30:13,916 Where... 505 00:30:16,374 --> 00:30:17,707 Hello! How's it going? 506 00:30:18,916 --> 00:30:21,374 Put that away, the room is full of people! 507 00:30:21,457 --> 00:30:24,017 I've got another cartridge on me, let's go and get that painting. 508 00:30:24,082 --> 00:30:28,499 The Countess usually shows off her collection at the end of the night. 509 00:30:28,541 --> 00:30:31,350 Let's wait until they're in the secure room. 510 00:30:31,374 --> 00:30:34,541 Once everyone's in, we'll nick the painting and shut them in. 511 00:30:34,624 --> 00:30:37,624 - And in the meantime, what do we do? - Mingle a bit. 512 00:30:37,666 --> 00:30:39,624 - I'm supposed to mingle. - Keep close. 513 00:30:40,124 --> 00:30:41,416 - For you. - No, thanks. 514 00:30:41,499 --> 00:30:42,683 What are these rolls? 515 00:30:42,707 --> 00:30:44,291 - Sushi, sir. - Sushi! 516 00:30:44,374 --> 00:30:45,517 What the hell is sushi? 517 00:30:45,541 --> 00:30:48,541 Rolls of rice and fish. Now shut up and eat. 518 00:30:49,374 --> 00:30:51,041 - I'll take this one. - Yeah. 519 00:30:51,582 --> 00:30:54,916 - Let's go. - Wait... What the hell... 520 00:30:56,374 --> 00:30:58,308 You gave me the bit with the skin? 521 00:30:58,332 --> 00:31:00,791 He's angry because he's allergic to seaweed. 522 00:31:00,832 --> 00:31:02,124 - Apologies. - It's fine. 523 00:31:02,207 --> 00:31:05,725 Did you know there's seaweed in that? I don't like touching it with my feet! 524 00:31:05,749 --> 00:31:06,916 Go! 525 00:31:09,791 --> 00:31:13,207 Stop, stop, it's bad! I nearly did it myself. 526 00:31:13,291 --> 00:31:15,791 - What are you doing? - Don't worry, I'll take it off for you. 527 00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:18,624 This strip here is seaweed. There you go, I got rid of it. 528 00:31:18,666 --> 00:31:23,707 He's a famous food critic, obsessed with hygiene, sometimes goes overboard. 529 00:31:27,207 --> 00:31:30,499 He's hilarious! Come on, let's do a story together! 530 00:31:30,624 --> 00:31:33,916 Do what together? Seems a bit much. Maybe just a quickie. 531 00:31:33,999 --> 00:31:37,624 Shut up! You're hilarious! 532 00:31:37,666 --> 00:31:41,082 Nuts! Who is this guy? 533 00:31:41,166 --> 00:31:42,683 What the hell is she saying? 534 00:31:42,707 --> 00:31:45,600 She has millions of followers, she's an influencer. 535 00:31:45,624 --> 00:31:49,416 - Influencer... that got her an invite? - Oh dear... Listen here. 536 00:31:49,499 --> 00:31:52,124 We need to find out exactly what time the secure room opens. 537 00:31:52,207 --> 00:31:56,957 I'm going to speak to the Countess, do me a favour and don't move. Got it? 538 00:31:57,707 --> 00:31:58,749 OK. 539 00:32:01,332 --> 00:32:04,207 Corked... I'm gonna shoot someone. 540 00:32:06,416 --> 00:32:10,808 Hello, we're looking for Mr Gennarino the Fat Cat... 541 00:32:10,832 --> 00:32:12,332 Sorry, Fat Rat. 542 00:32:18,916 --> 00:32:20,332 I hate that nickname. 543 00:32:21,499 --> 00:32:26,124 I'm Casanova! Everyone knows that! Right? 544 00:32:26,749 --> 00:32:27,749 Right! 545 00:32:28,416 --> 00:32:31,082 Tricche Tracche, why are they calling me like that? 546 00:32:31,166 --> 00:32:34,291 Because he shags 'em all! 547 00:32:34,332 --> 00:32:36,749 - OK. - Every hole's a goal! Shags all of 'em! 548 00:32:36,791 --> 00:32:38,017 OK, OK. 549 00:32:38,041 --> 00:32:40,957 Right, you gonna tell me what these men want from me? 550 00:32:41,041 --> 00:32:43,350 Been goin' about the whole Spanish Quarters 551 00:32:43,374 --> 00:32:45,308 shitting where they please all day. 552 00:32:45,332 --> 00:32:48,582 Actually, we would like to buy some drugs from you. 553 00:32:49,791 --> 00:32:52,749 - This again? - And who do you think you are, coming here? 554 00:32:52,791 --> 00:32:54,374 - Police? - No! 555 00:32:54,457 --> 00:32:57,058 - The military? - No! 556 00:32:57,082 --> 00:32:58,100 No! 557 00:32:58,124 --> 00:33:03,166 We've come from... Renatino! In Rome. 558 00:33:03,207 --> 00:33:06,166 Oh yeah? I know Renatino well. 559 00:33:07,124 --> 00:33:10,499 You think he wouldn't've told me? Why should I believe you? 560 00:33:11,166 --> 00:33:14,124 Tricche Tracche, pat him down. 561 00:33:14,166 --> 00:33:15,832 I think he meant him. 562 00:33:30,249 --> 00:33:35,058 It's true, I sold this modified gun to Renatino myself. 563 00:33:35,082 --> 00:33:38,582 Needed it to shoot that chicken shit. 564 00:33:40,416 --> 00:33:41,582 Give it to me. 565 00:33:44,832 --> 00:33:47,749 - Come on then, names? - Pleasure to meet you, Seba... Ay! 566 00:33:47,832 --> 00:33:48,832 Stein. 567 00:33:48,874 --> 00:33:53,749 He's Einstein, 'cause he's the most intelligent... in the group anyway! 568 00:33:53,832 --> 00:33:56,707 - And you? - Me... 569 00:33:57,499 --> 00:34:02,457 They call me Kawasaki. I'm mad for motorbikes. 570 00:34:02,541 --> 00:34:04,624 - And shit bucket here? - Thanks. 571 00:34:04,666 --> 00:34:08,541 He's got such a head of hair we call him the Wig! 572 00:34:08,582 --> 00:34:09,749 They're jealous. 573 00:34:09,832 --> 00:34:11,582 Back to the point. 574 00:34:11,666 --> 00:34:15,457 Here's a little advance, 575 00:34:15,499 --> 00:34:20,791 then if the stuff is as good as you say, we do business with you. 576 00:34:20,832 --> 00:34:22,082 Guns down. 577 00:34:27,457 --> 00:34:28,975 Good lads. 578 00:34:28,999 --> 00:34:31,332 - Now come with me. - Where? 579 00:34:31,999 --> 00:34:33,517 The Italy semi-final's on. 580 00:34:33,541 --> 00:34:35,249 - Of course! - Sure, against Poland! 581 00:34:35,291 --> 00:34:38,916 Let's watch it in my bar. We can chat a bit and you can try our gear. 582 00:34:38,999 --> 00:34:40,457 Lovely, of course. 583 00:34:42,582 --> 00:34:43,832 I don't... 584 00:35:06,082 --> 00:35:11,499 Forward... Cabrini, pass the ball! 585 00:35:11,582 --> 00:35:12,916 Who let him in? 586 00:35:13,582 --> 00:35:14,683 Who wants some? 587 00:35:14,707 --> 00:35:17,392 Who wants to sample it? 588 00:35:17,416 --> 00:35:19,124 - No, no! - No. 589 00:35:19,166 --> 00:35:23,166 - Fine then, I'll go. - You said you couldn't do it anymore. 590 00:35:23,207 --> 00:35:26,666 And I meant it, but someone has to. I feel the call of duty. 591 00:35:26,707 --> 00:35:29,558 - Sure. - No need to squabble, there's enough for everyone. 592 00:35:29,582 --> 00:35:31,666 - OK, I'm going. - Huh? 593 00:35:31,749 --> 00:35:32,749 I'm going. 594 00:35:35,541 --> 00:35:36,558 How is it, how is it? 595 00:35:36,582 --> 00:35:39,207 Delightful, flavoursome, grainy yet compact, good. 596 00:35:39,291 --> 00:35:41,416 - Beer? - For him. 597 00:35:41,499 --> 00:35:43,249 - Another beer. - For him. 598 00:35:43,332 --> 00:35:44,332 Thanks. 599 00:35:45,291 --> 00:35:47,666 - And a sparkling water. - That's for me, thank you. 600 00:35:47,749 --> 00:35:49,707 - Welcome. - Sparkling water? 601 00:35:49,749 --> 00:35:52,558 - What's wrong with sparkling water? - Have a beer. 602 00:35:52,582 --> 00:35:54,666 - No! - Have a beer! 603 00:35:54,707 --> 00:35:56,124 Bring us another beer. 604 00:35:56,249 --> 00:35:58,374 I finish my shift, my family's waiting on me. 605 00:35:58,457 --> 00:36:00,124 You finish when I say you finish! 606 00:36:11,582 --> 00:36:14,749 - I'm sorry. - You'll pay for that. 607 00:36:17,249 --> 00:36:19,332 "Forza Italia"! 608 00:36:21,749 --> 00:36:24,249 What the hell are you doing there? Back to work. 609 00:36:25,666 --> 00:36:27,999 Just loves being with the men. 610 00:36:28,041 --> 00:36:30,058 - Hello, my love! - Good evening, Mrs Amalia. 611 00:36:30,082 --> 00:36:32,832 - Who's that? - I think that's Mrs Fat Rat. 612 00:36:48,832 --> 00:36:52,207 - You wearing a wig? - No, no, no! 613 00:36:57,291 --> 00:37:00,957 This Rossi's come from nowhere, he's phenomenal! 614 00:37:00,999 --> 00:37:05,124 From nowhere? Just watch, he's gonna score another, then win the Golden Boot. 615 00:37:05,166 --> 00:37:06,707 - Giuseppe! - It's like a bad habit. 616 00:37:06,791 --> 00:37:09,892 - What do you know? - Intuition, you know? 617 00:37:09,916 --> 00:37:12,916 Paolo Rossi... he's Ballon d'Or material. 618 00:37:12,957 --> 00:37:13,957 Can't deny that. 619 00:37:13,999 --> 00:37:16,207 - I don't like Paolo Rossi. - No, me neither. 620 00:37:16,291 --> 00:37:20,666 Do you know who I like? Bruno Conti. 'Cause he's a bit Brazilian, you know? 621 00:37:21,374 --> 00:37:22,808 Anyway, fuck all that. 622 00:37:22,832 --> 00:37:25,166 - "Forza Napoli"! - "Forza Napoli"! 623 00:37:31,541 --> 00:37:34,457 Hey! Don't I know you... 624 00:37:34,541 --> 00:37:37,791 Ha! This is Antonio Cabrini, World Cup champion! 625 00:37:38,707 --> 00:37:39,999 Cabrini! 626 00:37:41,041 --> 00:37:43,249 I saw you in the World Cup four days ago. 627 00:37:43,291 --> 00:37:45,207 You mean 35 years ago! 628 00:37:46,041 --> 00:37:50,082 What happened to you, Cabrini? You used to be the beautiful Antonio! 629 00:37:50,166 --> 00:37:52,249 Now he's the old Antonio. 630 00:37:53,707 --> 00:37:55,874 - No way... - Yes way. 631 00:37:57,332 --> 00:38:00,082 I don't believe it. Bruno Conti! I don't believe it. 632 00:38:00,207 --> 00:38:02,166 Bruno! Still with the hair! 633 00:38:02,291 --> 00:38:05,666 You've got the cheek to talk about hair when you're dressed like that. 634 00:38:06,207 --> 00:38:10,749 And then there were tulips everywhere. Holland in spring is enchanting. 635 00:38:10,791 --> 00:38:13,874 But then we went to the Maldives and got such a tan, right, love? 636 00:38:13,916 --> 00:38:17,041 - It was just a beautiful wedding. - Yes. 637 00:38:17,124 --> 00:38:19,332 Whose wedding? 638 00:38:20,624 --> 00:38:21,791 Ours. 639 00:38:22,832 --> 00:38:24,332 Good one! 640 00:38:24,416 --> 00:38:27,517 He wanted to get married so badly, tradition and all that! 641 00:38:27,541 --> 00:38:28,832 Show him a photo of Kiki! 642 00:38:28,874 --> 00:38:31,457 - Of who? Your dog? - No! Kiki's our daughter. 643 00:38:32,082 --> 00:38:34,975 Your daughter... How do you two have a daughter? 644 00:38:34,999 --> 00:38:37,933 It wasn't easy... but it was worth it. 645 00:38:37,957 --> 00:38:41,916 - Kiki is such a cute little girl. - She's from Vietnam. 646 00:38:42,624 --> 00:38:44,058 Are you taking the piss? 647 00:38:44,082 --> 00:38:46,457 She was born in Saigon, which is now Ho Chi Minh City... 648 00:38:46,541 --> 00:38:49,457 No, let's pretend I never heard you. 649 00:38:49,541 --> 00:38:50,541 Oaf. 650 00:38:55,541 --> 00:38:57,874 Oh! You... which group are you with? 651 00:38:58,416 --> 00:39:00,624 Group? I'm a solo artist. 652 00:39:01,124 --> 00:39:05,517 - Oh, you work alone? Solo killer? - Killing it with my singing. 653 00:39:05,541 --> 00:39:07,624 - Singing? - Yes. 654 00:39:07,666 --> 00:39:10,541 - That's what they're calling it now? - What am I supposed to call it? 655 00:39:10,624 --> 00:39:12,499 What a joke! 656 00:39:12,582 --> 00:39:15,624 No one has any values anymore, it's crime against the old ways. 657 00:39:16,666 --> 00:39:18,041 OK. 658 00:39:18,082 --> 00:39:21,707 Mrs Amalia, come and toast with us! We're going to the final. 659 00:39:21,749 --> 00:39:25,874 - Yes, come on, come! - Just a sip, I'm on a diet, ya know. 660 00:39:32,416 --> 00:39:34,999 Diet, she says. 661 00:39:38,124 --> 00:39:39,957 That's the spot. 662 00:39:47,666 --> 00:39:48,666 What's up? 663 00:39:48,707 --> 00:39:53,433 Perfect. Italy scored, now let's get some air and talk business. 664 00:39:53,457 --> 00:39:54,499 Yes. 665 00:39:56,624 --> 00:40:02,624 Your coke arrives from South America in three days. 666 00:40:03,999 --> 00:40:04,999 OK? 667 00:40:06,082 --> 00:40:09,999 Oh, I dropped my lighter! It was a gift from my wife, she'll kill me. 668 00:40:10,041 --> 00:40:11,558 Give me a hand, Wig! 669 00:40:11,582 --> 00:40:13,124 - Help me get my lighter. - Go! 670 00:40:13,166 --> 00:40:15,308 - Push him! - Wig! 671 00:40:15,332 --> 00:40:18,183 - Push him! - I can't... 672 00:40:18,207 --> 00:40:20,642 - Wig, hold on! - Let go! 673 00:40:20,666 --> 00:40:22,166 - I can't. - Hold on! 674 00:40:22,249 --> 00:40:24,082 Come on, I've got it! 675 00:40:24,124 --> 00:40:25,791 Let him go! 676 00:40:30,041 --> 00:40:31,124 I can't! 677 00:40:33,166 --> 00:40:34,416 I can't! 678 00:40:37,207 --> 00:40:39,707 - Hold on! - Let him go! 679 00:40:41,499 --> 00:40:44,166 - Come on, Fat Rat. - We were so close. 680 00:40:46,457 --> 00:40:49,124 - Thank God! - Thanks, Wig. 681 00:40:49,207 --> 00:40:51,916 If it weren't for you, I'd have hit the ground. 682 00:40:51,957 --> 00:40:53,166 Jesus... 683 00:40:55,457 --> 00:40:57,291 What's up? It's yours! 684 00:41:01,707 --> 00:41:03,957 - Let's go, come on. - Sure. 685 00:41:04,041 --> 00:41:06,350 Let's watch the rest of the match. 686 00:41:06,374 --> 00:41:08,433 - Thank you, Wig! - What's wrong with you? 687 00:41:08,457 --> 00:41:09,767 I'm the stupid one, huh? 688 00:41:09,791 --> 00:41:11,707 Can I interest you in some coke, sir? 689 00:41:12,499 --> 00:41:16,416 Yes! I really need some good '80s shit just now! 690 00:41:17,499 --> 00:41:20,332 There you are... What are you doing? 691 00:41:20,374 --> 00:41:21,999 - I'm partying. - Put that down. 692 00:41:22,041 --> 00:41:23,832 - It's crap anyway. - Away with you. 693 00:41:23,874 --> 00:41:28,124 My dear! Massimo tells me you have a troubled past. 694 00:41:28,166 --> 00:41:30,124 He still hasn't gotten over the worst. 695 00:41:30,207 --> 00:41:32,933 Maestro, I'd be so honoured 696 00:41:32,957 --> 00:41:35,832 if you would delight us with a performance... 697 00:41:35,874 --> 00:41:38,457 A bit of improv. 698 00:41:38,541 --> 00:41:40,124 Improv? 699 00:41:40,166 --> 00:41:42,808 He seems tired, I don't think he's feeling it. 700 00:41:42,832 --> 00:41:45,808 - We can ask him. Are you feeling it? - Maybe... 701 00:41:45,832 --> 00:41:47,957 He's confused, he's not feeling it. 702 00:41:48,041 --> 00:41:51,499 - One never says no to a lady. - On certain occasions one does. 703 00:41:51,582 --> 00:41:54,166 - Absolutely not. - Unfortunately, yes. 704 00:41:54,207 --> 00:41:56,541 - So, you are feeling it? - Unfortunately, yes. 705 00:41:58,332 --> 00:42:01,058 - Yes! Bring us a canvas! - You were supposed to say no! 706 00:42:01,082 --> 00:42:04,749 A moment of your attention! We have a performance for you! 707 00:42:04,832 --> 00:42:08,350 Performance! Performance! Performance! 708 00:42:08,374 --> 00:42:11,642 - You've really screwed us here. - I don't understand. 709 00:42:11,666 --> 00:42:14,874 - Performance! - Smile! Performance! 710 00:42:41,166 --> 00:42:43,225 - Are we done yet? - We're done for. 711 00:42:43,249 --> 00:42:44,332 Try the yellow. 712 00:42:44,416 --> 00:42:45,999 - What do I do? - Flick it. 713 00:42:46,957 --> 00:42:49,249 - What is he doing? - He's painting. 714 00:42:50,041 --> 00:42:51,332 Go wild. 715 00:42:54,499 --> 00:42:56,457 - Yellow. - Now the red. 716 00:42:58,374 --> 00:42:59,957 Yellow-red. 717 00:43:00,041 --> 00:43:01,475 Hashtag: Trash! 718 00:43:01,499 --> 00:43:03,207 - And blue. - Do I have to use them all? 719 00:43:07,124 --> 00:43:10,666 - Tell me that's it! Please! - Go! 720 00:43:18,291 --> 00:43:19,832 Oh God. 721 00:43:26,666 --> 00:43:28,808 We're breaking boundaries in stuffy museums, 722 00:43:28,832 --> 00:43:32,249 kicking rotting traditions to the curb, ladies and gentlemen! 723 00:43:32,332 --> 00:43:35,600 Please welcome the new Joachim Raphael Boronali! 724 00:43:35,624 --> 00:43:37,999 - Who the hell is that? - He doesn't know it... 725 00:43:38,082 --> 00:43:41,999 But he's the rising star of the new Italian Excessivist movement. 726 00:43:43,332 --> 00:43:46,332 - Ah, I see it! - Bravo! 727 00:43:51,749 --> 00:43:53,582 - Bravo! - Bravo! 728 00:43:59,332 --> 00:44:04,100 My friends, follow me to my treasures. 729 00:44:04,124 --> 00:44:05,541 I love them like my children, 730 00:44:05,582 --> 00:44:07,957 and they're far less of a pain in the neck! 731 00:44:09,707 --> 00:44:12,832 - Here are Petruzzo's portraits. - She means Mondrian. 732 00:44:13,499 --> 00:44:16,874 - And my Basiluccio paintings. - Obviously Kandinsky. 733 00:44:16,916 --> 00:44:17,916 Of course. 734 00:44:18,832 --> 00:44:20,707 I hate to be bold, Countess, 735 00:44:20,791 --> 00:44:24,808 but are you telling me you haven't a single work from our dear old Vincent? 736 00:44:24,832 --> 00:44:28,433 - Vincent who? - Van Gogh, madame! Even I knew that. 737 00:44:28,457 --> 00:44:31,225 - Of course: The self-portrait! - Excellent. 738 00:44:31,249 --> 00:44:34,124 I lent it to the Vatican museums for an exhibition. 739 00:44:34,874 --> 00:44:39,041 Excuse me a moment, I need to see to Monsignor Spadellato. 740 00:44:40,874 --> 00:44:42,517 Countess! 741 00:44:42,541 --> 00:44:45,791 You mean I suffered this tunnel of horrors for nothing? 742 00:44:45,832 --> 00:44:48,225 You think I've enjoyed making excuses for all your gaffes? 743 00:44:48,249 --> 00:44:50,975 - Know what? I'm going back to the '80s. - And the treasure? 744 00:44:50,999 --> 00:44:55,517 To hell with the treasure, the painting. You future people are all insane. 745 00:44:55,541 --> 00:44:57,791 We'll go and get the painting from the Vatican museums. 746 00:44:57,916 --> 00:45:00,017 You want to walk into the Pope's house and nick a painting? 747 00:45:00,041 --> 00:45:03,374 If we don't steal that painting, they'll kill Lorella. 748 00:45:03,416 --> 00:45:06,642 - I don't give a shit about your daughter! - Wait a second. 749 00:45:06,666 --> 00:45:09,499 - What? - I promised Sabrina I wouldn't tell you this. 750 00:45:09,541 --> 00:45:12,207 - Lorella is 35 years old. - And? 751 00:45:12,249 --> 00:45:17,041 She was born in 1983, when I hadn't met Sabrina yet. 752 00:45:18,207 --> 00:45:19,624 Do you understand now? 753 00:45:20,666 --> 00:45:22,041 So, you're not the father. 754 00:45:22,624 --> 00:45:24,832 - Then who... - You've got it. 755 00:45:27,832 --> 00:45:30,874 It's OK, nothing to worry about. 756 00:45:31,666 --> 00:45:32,707 - God. - Hey. 757 00:45:33,332 --> 00:45:34,791 Oh my God. 758 00:45:37,749 --> 00:45:38,916 I'm the father. 759 00:45:44,416 --> 00:45:45,416 Look at this. 760 00:45:45,457 --> 00:45:50,666 First day of school, always smiling. She made friends with everyone. 761 00:45:50,749 --> 00:45:52,624 This one here? Our holiday in Sardinia. 762 00:45:52,707 --> 00:45:55,999 She'd never go in the pool, afraid of the water, she said. 763 00:45:56,082 --> 00:45:59,249 Ah! Eight years old, already in dance lessons. 764 00:45:59,374 --> 00:46:02,600 She'd already learnt to do the splits and she did them everywhere, 765 00:46:02,624 --> 00:46:04,832 even in the lift, in our building, in the street. 766 00:46:04,874 --> 00:46:08,999 She always believed I was her father, because we raised her as if I was. 767 00:46:09,791 --> 00:46:10,791 With love. 768 00:46:11,749 --> 00:46:15,666 Sadly, that wasn't the truth. 769 00:46:16,457 --> 00:46:18,874 - How could I have known? - Well, now you know. 770 00:46:23,041 --> 00:46:26,707 Ranieri, let's go get my daughter! 771 00:46:27,499 --> 00:46:28,791 Our daughter! 772 00:46:39,457 --> 00:46:40,791 How do you like the room? 773 00:46:42,832 --> 00:46:43,874 Much better. Thanks. 774 00:46:45,082 --> 00:46:48,933 Take these, my sister used to wear them. 775 00:46:48,957 --> 00:46:50,416 Want me to leave? 776 00:46:51,707 --> 00:46:53,666 No, it's fine. Just turn around. 777 00:46:53,707 --> 00:46:55,499 - Sure? - Yes. 778 00:46:56,707 --> 00:46:57,707 OK. 779 00:47:18,416 --> 00:47:19,957 A private show! 780 00:47:21,249 --> 00:47:26,249 Mumma's boy, is this the first time you've seen a woman's arse for free? 781 00:47:27,249 --> 00:47:32,499 Miss, cover up or this one'll fall in love with you! 782 00:47:32,582 --> 00:47:33,582 What do you want? 783 00:47:34,291 --> 00:47:36,916 We have a problem in Secondigliano. Move it. 784 00:47:36,999 --> 00:47:39,499 Let's take your ride, Trickster. 785 00:47:39,541 --> 00:47:42,999 I'll leave you two alone. Don't worry, Mumma's Boy's no good at this anyway. 786 00:47:44,041 --> 00:47:45,041 Hey. 787 00:47:47,416 --> 00:47:49,624 - What's your name? - What do you care? 788 00:47:49,666 --> 00:47:53,933 God, I just asked your name. To get to know you better. 789 00:47:53,957 --> 00:47:56,041 I don't like that nickname. 790 00:47:58,416 --> 00:47:59,541 I'm Gaetano. 791 00:48:00,832 --> 00:48:01,832 OK, Gaeta'. 792 00:48:02,791 --> 00:48:04,999 You don't have to let your boss treat you like that. 793 00:48:14,374 --> 00:48:16,374 What you looking at me for? 794 00:48:16,457 --> 00:48:19,832 It's not easy to kill someone in cold blood. 795 00:48:19,874 --> 00:48:21,714 I get it, but you didn't have to save his life. 796 00:48:21,791 --> 00:48:25,433 - I couldn't do it, alright? - We'll just give up the treasure then, shall we? 797 00:48:25,457 --> 00:48:28,499 Treasure? What treasure? 798 00:48:28,582 --> 00:48:31,957 Sebastiano, if we don't kill Fat Rat here... 799 00:48:34,041 --> 00:48:38,332 Gianfranco stays dead and there's nothing we can do. 800 00:48:39,499 --> 00:48:41,332 Spare any change? 801 00:48:41,999 --> 00:48:44,183 Hey! What are you doing in here? 802 00:48:44,207 --> 00:48:47,624 You didn't understand me, no one comes in here. Get it? 803 00:48:47,707 --> 00:48:51,058 - Get out, come on! Gol! - No! 804 00:48:51,082 --> 00:48:52,707 - Madame! - Go! 805 00:48:52,791 --> 00:48:55,225 - No... - Go, go! 806 00:48:55,249 --> 00:48:56,957 Disgusting! 807 00:49:03,582 --> 00:49:04,624 What are you doing? 808 00:49:06,082 --> 00:49:10,225 To stop this Totò Russo being born, 809 00:49:10,249 --> 00:49:13,124 we don't necessarily need to kill the father. 810 00:49:13,166 --> 00:49:15,957 We just need someone to run off with the glutton. 811 00:49:15,999 --> 00:49:20,225 Can I just say, I find it a bit offensive calling a woman a glutton 812 00:49:20,249 --> 00:49:22,332 just because she is a little large. 813 00:49:22,374 --> 00:49:24,957 - Would you prefer Mrs Fat Rat? - Better. 814 00:49:24,999 --> 00:49:26,666 We just need her to fall in love. 815 00:49:26,707 --> 00:49:30,642 When the moment's right, we convince her to come back to the future with us. 816 00:49:30,666 --> 00:49:32,600 Then her husband can't get her pregnant. 817 00:49:32,624 --> 00:49:35,374 Can I remind you that the portal explodes in three days? 818 00:49:35,416 --> 00:49:36,832 - I know that. - It's impossible. 819 00:49:36,916 --> 00:49:39,416 - Boys, do we want Gianfranco back or not? - Of course. 820 00:49:39,457 --> 00:49:41,291 - So? - Well, that's not all. 821 00:49:41,374 --> 00:49:45,291 We also need someone, during the courtship, to distract Fat Rat. 822 00:49:45,416 --> 00:49:47,374 I can offer my services here. 823 00:49:47,499 --> 00:49:48,707 - Why you? - Why him? 824 00:49:48,791 --> 00:49:51,499 They have a connection: He saved the arsehole's life! 825 00:49:52,291 --> 00:49:55,707 Anyway, we need to do all this in the bar. 826 00:49:55,832 --> 00:49:58,582 Mrs Fat Rat never leaves. 827 00:49:58,666 --> 00:50:01,892 Yeah, but she's never alone. That beautiful waitress girl is also here. 828 00:50:01,916 --> 00:50:04,767 So we also need someone to distract her somehow. 829 00:50:04,791 --> 00:50:07,892 That'll be you then... 830 00:50:07,916 --> 00:50:09,207 Not you, Moreno! 831 00:50:09,249 --> 00:50:14,291 Given the long list of under-25 conquests that got you a divorce. 832 00:50:14,957 --> 00:50:17,142 - Let's recap. - OK. 833 00:50:17,166 --> 00:50:20,017 - I'll distract the waitress. - Right. 834 00:50:20,041 --> 00:50:22,475 OK. Giuseppe distracts Fat Rat. 835 00:50:22,499 --> 00:50:23,832 Right. 836 00:50:23,957 --> 00:50:24,957 - And you... - And I... 837 00:50:24,999 --> 00:50:26,332 - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. 838 00:50:26,416 --> 00:50:28,850 - No! Not the glutton, no! - Ah! Now she's a glutton! 839 00:50:28,874 --> 00:50:31,666 Now she's a glutton? You're a bully! 840 00:50:31,749 --> 00:50:34,475 - A bully, yes. And a hypocrite. - And a racist. 841 00:50:34,499 --> 00:50:35,832 No! 842 00:50:35,916 --> 00:50:38,541 On your way, sir! 843 00:50:48,416 --> 00:50:49,457 Red roses. 844 00:50:54,541 --> 00:50:55,707 You. Out. 845 00:51:07,416 --> 00:51:09,475 - Good morning, Don Gennaro. - Good morning. 846 00:51:09,499 --> 00:51:11,433 - You're dealing with him today. - Give me a gram. 847 00:51:11,457 --> 00:51:12,666 Here. 848 00:51:12,749 --> 00:51:15,725 - 50 euros? - Euro? What's that? 849 00:51:15,749 --> 00:51:19,332 I mean 50.000 liras... Which I call 50 euros... 850 00:51:19,416 --> 00:51:20,957 Nice, half of yesterday! 851 00:51:21,749 --> 00:51:22,916 Thanks, Don Gennaro! 852 00:51:25,666 --> 00:51:26,957 We're giving it away, now? 853 00:51:37,374 --> 00:51:38,416 God, you're good. 854 00:51:39,999 --> 00:51:43,666 - You could be a singer. - Oh, here we go. 855 00:51:43,749 --> 00:51:47,791 Listen, I mean it. I was once a music producer. 856 00:51:48,582 --> 00:51:51,874 Why don't we jam together some time, me and you? 857 00:51:51,957 --> 00:51:53,791 - With who? With you? - Who else? 858 00:51:53,832 --> 00:51:55,666 You're trying too hard. 859 00:51:55,749 --> 00:51:58,332 Obviously, with a name like Kawasaki... 860 00:51:59,916 --> 00:52:02,249 OK then, Mr Kawasaki. 861 00:52:02,666 --> 00:52:04,749 - What's your name? - Teresa. 862 00:52:08,749 --> 00:52:12,267 - Want a go? - No, no... They're doing a great job. 863 00:52:12,291 --> 00:52:13,707 - Sure? - Yes. 864 00:52:14,499 --> 00:52:17,624 Take bread away from me, if you wish, 865 00:52:17,666 --> 00:52:21,225 deny me air, light, spring, 866 00:52:21,249 --> 00:52:24,791 but never your laughter. 867 00:52:26,999 --> 00:52:29,249 Your Neapolitan laughter. 868 00:52:29,332 --> 00:52:30,874 - Get out. - Going. 869 00:52:32,332 --> 00:52:34,666 - Here you go. - Thank you. 870 00:52:34,707 --> 00:52:35,707 Thank you so much. 871 00:52:36,249 --> 00:52:38,933 - Can I give you a hand? - Thank you. 872 00:52:38,957 --> 00:52:43,582 - Watch out, they're heavy! - Hold on, there's these, too. 873 00:52:43,666 --> 00:52:45,791 - Mind if we get some broccoli? - No! 874 00:52:47,541 --> 00:52:49,249 God, they eat a lot down here! 875 00:52:51,374 --> 00:52:54,249 The rules are simple. 876 00:52:54,332 --> 00:52:56,416 First to the finish wins. 877 00:52:56,457 --> 00:52:58,166 - Ready? - Yes. 878 00:52:58,249 --> 00:53:00,433 One, two, three. 879 00:53:00,457 --> 00:53:01,499 Go! 880 00:53:14,791 --> 00:53:15,999 Delicious. 881 00:53:21,082 --> 00:53:22,207 So mischievous. 882 00:53:22,249 --> 00:53:23,874 Troublemaker. 883 00:54:34,332 --> 00:54:36,666 What is it you want from me? 884 00:54:37,332 --> 00:54:40,082 If you want me, come tomorrow when my husband is not here. 885 00:54:40,207 --> 00:54:42,642 But without the drama. 886 00:54:42,666 --> 00:54:44,666 - Now get. - I didn't understand. 887 00:54:44,749 --> 00:54:46,082 - Get out! - I'm going. 888 00:54:49,957 --> 00:54:52,207 - The painting's here, right? - Right. 889 00:54:52,957 --> 00:54:54,249 And we're gonna go get it. 890 00:54:55,166 --> 00:54:57,416 - I know just who can help us. - Who? 891 00:54:59,832 --> 00:55:01,582 - Saetta. - Who's that? 892 00:55:01,666 --> 00:55:03,874 A pilot and official getaway driver. 893 00:55:03,916 --> 00:55:07,332 - He's good, then! - This guy could take off in a Fiat Mille. 894 00:55:07,416 --> 00:55:08,457 Of course... 895 00:55:13,541 --> 00:55:15,082 Saetta. 896 00:55:15,124 --> 00:55:17,457 How did the Gang end up here? 897 00:55:18,082 --> 00:55:19,249 Don't you recognise me? 898 00:55:20,457 --> 00:55:23,791 - It's Renatino. - Renatino died 30 years ago. 899 00:55:23,832 --> 00:55:26,082 Only the good die young, Saetta. 900 00:55:26,166 --> 00:55:27,582 Listen, I know this seems odd, 901 00:55:27,624 --> 00:55:31,725 but we'll tell you everything in time, Mr Saetta. 902 00:55:31,749 --> 00:55:34,874 Now make like a fighter jet and let's go, we're in a rush. 903 00:55:36,707 --> 00:55:39,166 - Kalashnikov. - And he is? 904 00:55:39,207 --> 00:55:41,475 He had Soviet connections, sorted everything for us: 905 00:55:41,499 --> 00:55:43,725 Handguns, pump-action rifles, machine guns. 906 00:55:43,749 --> 00:55:46,308 - Machine guns. - He once sold us a bazooka. 907 00:55:46,332 --> 00:55:47,791 Of course. 908 00:56:00,166 --> 00:56:03,374 Isn't it a bit too soon to retire, Kalashnikov? 909 00:56:05,624 --> 00:56:08,308 Renatino... Back from the dead? 910 00:56:08,332 --> 00:56:11,683 Christ, Renatino, on this little journey through time, 911 00:56:11,707 --> 00:56:15,291 you've missed 35 years of Italian history. 912 00:56:15,374 --> 00:56:16,892 You haven't missed a thing. 913 00:56:16,916 --> 00:56:19,707 You're kidding! A.S. Roma won the League twice. 914 00:56:19,791 --> 00:56:21,624 - Totti! - Totti who? 915 00:56:21,666 --> 00:56:24,666 - Francesco Totti! - Who the hell is that? 916 00:56:24,749 --> 00:56:28,166 Played for Roma, won the Serie A, a World Cup... It's a long story, let's move on. 917 00:56:28,249 --> 00:56:29,267 OK then... 918 00:56:29,291 --> 00:56:33,624 First, I need to introduce this guy here. I remembered him a bit differently. 919 00:56:33,749 --> 00:56:36,207 - This is Severino, the Bolognaise. - Hello! 920 00:56:36,249 --> 00:56:37,350 Bank robber. 921 00:56:37,374 --> 00:56:40,374 OK, boys, this is the museum. 922 00:56:40,416 --> 00:56:44,332 I'm telling you now, it won't be easy, but I have a plan. 923 00:56:44,416 --> 00:56:46,749 We'll arrive at night in a truck, big truck. 924 00:56:46,791 --> 00:56:49,850 No, wait, I can't drive a truck. 925 00:56:49,874 --> 00:56:53,041 My rotator cuff is absolutely destroyed. 926 00:56:53,124 --> 00:56:58,433 - Fine, we'll get an automatic... - OK! We'll arrive by night in a Fiat 127. 927 00:56:58,457 --> 00:57:00,832 - They don't make them anymore. - They don't? 928 00:57:00,874 --> 00:57:06,642 A small car, then. That's when we need weapons. 929 00:57:06,666 --> 00:57:09,791 Handguns, rifles, maybe two hand grenades. 930 00:57:09,832 --> 00:57:11,541 Where am I supposed to get hand grenades? 931 00:57:11,624 --> 00:57:13,041 Aren't you in with the Soviets? 932 00:57:13,082 --> 00:57:16,017 Renatino, the USSR doesn't exist anymore! 933 00:57:16,041 --> 00:57:18,517 - Doesn't exist? - Nor Czechoslovakia. 934 00:57:18,541 --> 00:57:22,017 - Really? - Best I can get you is two hunting rifles. 935 00:57:22,041 --> 00:57:24,041 Yeah, and a slingshot. 936 00:57:25,416 --> 00:57:26,433 OK. 937 00:57:26,457 --> 00:57:32,058 So, we arrive by night, in a small car, with two hunting rifles 938 00:57:32,082 --> 00:57:35,874 and Mr Park Ranger here does his magic to get us in. 939 00:57:35,957 --> 00:57:37,916 - Just a second. - Wait. 940 00:57:37,957 --> 00:57:42,791 - Can we not do this in daylight? - No, we can't do this by day. Why? 941 00:57:42,874 --> 00:57:47,541 Because at night I can't see a bloody thing, I've got cataracts. 942 00:57:49,249 --> 00:57:50,291 Are you kidding? 943 00:57:50,332 --> 00:57:51,874 No! I can't hook up with her. 944 00:57:51,916 --> 00:57:53,392 - Come on! - Fine then. 945 00:57:53,416 --> 00:57:57,683 - Gianfranco will stay dead forever. - And it's your fault. All your fault. 946 00:57:57,707 --> 00:58:00,683 You little shits! 947 00:58:00,707 --> 00:58:02,416 You're making me feel guilty, 948 00:58:02,457 --> 00:58:05,291 but I'm the one that has to hook up with Mrs Fat Rat. 949 00:58:05,416 --> 00:58:09,041 In 12 hours, the portal explodes and we'll be here forever. 950 00:58:09,082 --> 00:58:11,124 I know what you need. 951 00:58:11,166 --> 00:58:13,791 Here, take a line and see how you feel. 952 00:58:13,874 --> 00:58:16,374 - No! - Yes! Look! 953 00:58:16,457 --> 00:58:18,666 - What are you doing? - See? 954 00:58:18,707 --> 00:58:22,808 For the last time! I have never taken drugs in my life. 955 00:58:22,832 --> 00:58:25,457 Not even in that awkward adolescent phase... 956 00:58:25,499 --> 00:58:26,916 Do it now! 957 00:58:26,999 --> 00:58:27,999 Snort it! 958 00:58:29,499 --> 00:58:30,499 Hold it in! 959 00:58:31,082 --> 00:58:35,624 Nothing happened, I feel fine. Normal, a bit refreshed, but fine. 960 00:58:37,749 --> 00:58:38,874 I'm coming for you! 961 00:58:39,499 --> 00:58:40,832 The devil himself! 962 00:58:44,582 --> 00:58:46,291 You fool! 963 00:58:46,916 --> 00:58:49,517 You can't get me, you can't get me! 964 00:58:49,541 --> 00:58:53,749 Are you ready? Come here, I'm going to eat you alive! 965 00:58:53,832 --> 00:58:55,832 - You filth! - Thank you. 966 00:59:15,332 --> 00:59:17,666 Here, excuse me... 967 00:59:22,124 --> 00:59:24,957 - Where the hell were you? - You got the money? - It's here. 968 00:59:24,999 --> 00:59:28,374 The South Americans are here, not a word. I'll do the talking. 969 00:59:28,457 --> 00:59:30,642 - I don't understand. - Let me do the talking. 970 00:59:30,666 --> 00:59:33,142 Ah, OK. Where in South America are they from? 971 00:59:33,166 --> 00:59:34,433 - Colombia. - Yes... 972 00:59:34,457 --> 00:59:35,475 - Medellin. - Like... 973 00:59:35,499 --> 00:59:36,791 - Shut up! - OK. 974 01:00:13,582 --> 01:00:15,207 My friend has it. 975 01:00:22,541 --> 01:00:24,308 - Pablo? - Escobar. 976 01:00:24,332 --> 01:00:25,475 Pablo Escobar? 977 01:00:25,499 --> 01:00:30,332 I'm a huge fan. I've seen all your films and the TV series. 978 01:00:30,374 --> 01:00:32,916 "Narcos"... I binge watched it! 979 01:00:32,957 --> 01:00:37,749 But I have to say, Bardem in the film... Meh, not so great. 980 01:00:37,791 --> 01:00:40,332 But I'd watch the series 50 times! 981 01:00:40,374 --> 01:00:42,725 What the hell are you on about? Give him the money and shut it. 982 01:00:42,749 --> 01:00:45,707 - Thank you, Pablo. - Sorry. 983 01:00:47,166 --> 01:00:48,642 Can I have an autograph? 984 01:00:48,666 --> 01:00:50,499 - Shut up! - Yes. 985 01:00:50,541 --> 01:00:55,832 Why is a girl like you working in that clown Fat Rat's bar? 986 01:00:55,874 --> 01:00:57,457 It was my parents' bar. 987 01:00:58,457 --> 01:01:01,933 Then my father got ill and we needed money. 988 01:01:01,957 --> 01:01:04,874 If you need money, Fat Rat's always there. 989 01:01:04,957 --> 01:01:07,416 Then, of course, it became his bar. 990 01:01:07,457 --> 01:01:10,082 What could we do? We had to give it up. 991 01:01:11,207 --> 01:01:14,499 But I won't give up, sooner or later I'll get back what's ours. 992 01:01:16,041 --> 01:01:17,832 Enough about me, what about you? 993 01:01:18,499 --> 01:01:19,666 What about me? 994 01:01:20,874 --> 01:01:21,999 Not much to say. 995 01:01:22,791 --> 01:01:26,624 - Let's say I come from far away. - Come on, Rome isn't that far! 996 01:01:26,707 --> 01:01:30,725 Excuse me, would you like a photo with your daughter? 997 01:01:30,749 --> 01:01:33,916 - Daughter? Excuse me, but... daughter! - He's not my father. 998 01:01:33,999 --> 01:01:38,017 - Just 1000 liras for a photo, want one? - Want one? 999 01:01:38,041 --> 01:01:42,124 You'll regret it otherwise, it's a nice memory. 1000 01:01:42,207 --> 01:01:45,041 - Big smile, ready? - Yes, but you're a bit stiff. 1001 01:01:45,082 --> 01:01:47,957 - Give her a hug! - Put your arm round me, Kawasaki! 1002 01:01:48,041 --> 01:01:49,374 Give her a little hug! 1003 01:02:02,166 --> 01:02:04,433 Boys, let's go home. 1004 01:02:04,457 --> 01:02:09,142 Home? Why? Business went well, let's go celebrate! 1005 01:02:09,166 --> 01:02:12,892 Celebrate? The final's starting soon, but first I want a shag. 1006 01:02:12,916 --> 01:02:16,332 Sure, but it's early and your wife is available any time! 1007 01:02:16,457 --> 01:02:21,642 My wife? No, I respect my wife like I would a mother. 1008 01:02:21,666 --> 01:02:23,207 It's Teresa I want. 1009 01:02:23,874 --> 01:02:28,041 Too right, Gennaro, Teresa Russo's got too big for her boots. Punish her. 1010 01:02:29,582 --> 01:02:33,850 - Teresa Russo? Are you related? - To who? Tricche Tracche? 1011 01:02:33,874 --> 01:02:36,999 No, to Teresa, because she's a Russo like you. 1012 01:02:37,041 --> 01:02:40,916 Russo? I'm a Scognamiglio. Gennaro Scognnamiglio. 1013 01:02:40,957 --> 01:02:42,332 Let's go. 1014 01:03:23,541 --> 01:03:26,725 Where'd you find this guy? 1015 01:03:26,749 --> 01:03:29,850 The last time I saw him, he was 31. What do you want from me? 1016 01:03:29,874 --> 01:03:31,041 This won't do. 1017 01:03:31,749 --> 01:03:32,749 Look. 1018 01:03:38,999 --> 01:03:41,207 Dzeko, Zapata, Higuaín. 1019 01:03:48,249 --> 01:03:53,874 How long do you need? I need a piss! I've been waiting two hours. 1020 01:03:53,957 --> 01:03:56,475 It's not in here, you need to go down the hall and to the right. 1021 01:03:56,499 --> 01:04:00,308 I've got prostatitis, I'm going to piss myself. 1022 01:04:00,332 --> 01:04:04,350 - No, this isn't the toilet. Stop! - I can't go with you watching me! 1023 01:04:04,374 --> 01:04:08,082 Put that little shrimp away, the toilets are down here. Come on. 1024 01:04:08,166 --> 01:04:09,707 - How old are you? - 70. 1025 01:04:09,749 --> 01:04:11,832 Like my poor grandad, he always pissed himself. 1026 01:04:11,916 --> 01:04:13,499 Say hi to him from me. 1027 01:04:34,749 --> 01:04:36,291 Oh, it hurts! 1028 01:04:36,332 --> 01:04:38,499 Oh God, it hurts, help me! 1029 01:04:38,541 --> 01:04:40,017 The pain! 1030 01:04:40,041 --> 01:04:41,499 - It hurts! - Hey. 1031 01:04:41,999 --> 01:04:43,166 Coming. 1032 01:04:43,207 --> 01:04:46,808 - Help me! Help me! - I'm a doctor, I'm a doctor. 1033 01:04:46,832 --> 01:04:50,249 - Tell me everything, what hurts? - It hurts! 1034 01:04:50,332 --> 01:04:54,041 Don't shake me! I'll snap! 1035 01:04:54,124 --> 01:04:57,624 What? I can't understand you. Calm down, don't die! You're very old. 1036 01:04:57,666 --> 01:05:01,666 - You're hurting me. - Cataracts! Cataracts! 1037 01:05:01,707 --> 01:05:05,582 - What cataracts? You idiot! - Doctor, an urgent call for you. 1038 01:05:06,666 --> 01:05:09,249 - It hurts! - Call an ambulance. Don't move! 1039 01:05:09,374 --> 01:05:12,249 - Stay here! Let's go, come on! - Come on! 1040 01:05:14,041 --> 01:05:17,416 - Hello. - Hey! Even the Beefeaters are here. 1041 01:05:17,457 --> 01:05:19,892 Do you see fluffy hats? It's the Swiss Guard. 1042 01:05:19,916 --> 01:05:21,499 - They're onto us. - Play it cool. 1043 01:05:21,582 --> 01:05:24,207 - We're just having a wander. - Hey! 1044 01:05:28,624 --> 01:05:29,642 Go, I'll get them. 1045 01:05:29,666 --> 01:05:32,332 Excuse me, Colonel, but where is the bathroom? 1046 01:05:32,416 --> 01:05:36,832 My stomach... Oh! My stomach, oh God! 1047 01:05:37,999 --> 01:05:39,041 What's going on? 1048 01:05:43,207 --> 01:05:45,416 Oh God, they've stolen the Van Gogh! 1049 01:05:46,582 --> 01:05:48,267 Careful or you'll flip the chair! 1050 01:05:48,291 --> 01:05:50,475 - What are you doing? - Do I look like a wheelchair driver? 1051 01:05:50,499 --> 01:05:52,832 - This isn't F1! - I know that. 1052 01:05:52,874 --> 01:05:54,142 - Stop! - Who's that? 1053 01:05:54,166 --> 01:05:55,832 - Where are you going? - Here we go. 1054 01:05:55,874 --> 01:05:57,100 Stop, stop! 1055 01:05:57,124 --> 01:05:58,874 - Take the Van Gogh! Take it! - Hey! 1056 01:06:00,916 --> 01:06:02,207 Stop! 1057 01:06:02,249 --> 01:06:03,249 Run! 1058 01:06:03,291 --> 01:06:04,832 - Stop! - Ranieri! 1059 01:06:04,874 --> 01:06:07,142 - Let's split up! That way! - Here! 1060 01:06:07,166 --> 01:06:09,249 - Stop! - Stop! 1061 01:06:15,624 --> 01:06:18,600 - Hurry up! - Wait, Renatino, where are we going? 1062 01:06:18,624 --> 01:06:21,624 - How do I know? - We had my daughter's communion here. 1063 01:06:21,666 --> 01:06:24,082 At the Vatican Museums? No time to chat, run! 1064 01:06:24,124 --> 01:06:26,207 - Wait! - Come on, Kala'! 1065 01:06:26,291 --> 01:06:29,142 Renatino, stop, please, my heart's gonna explode! 1066 01:06:29,166 --> 01:06:32,267 - Then they'll get you. - The bastards, let them catch me! 1067 01:06:32,291 --> 01:06:34,291 - Take this! - What the... The Van Gogh? 1068 01:06:34,374 --> 01:06:37,666 If you don't want to go to prison, run! 1069 01:06:37,749 --> 01:06:40,666 - Look, there's no need to be rude! - Run! 1070 01:06:40,749 --> 01:06:44,207 Stop! Don't move! Hands up! 1071 01:06:44,291 --> 01:06:45,582 I surrender! 1072 01:06:47,416 --> 01:06:50,666 I'm a political prisoner! 1073 01:06:54,416 --> 01:06:56,541 Wow, the paintings in there, huh? 1074 01:06:56,666 --> 01:06:57,999 Yeah... 1075 01:06:58,082 --> 01:07:00,999 - Shame we have to leave. - Real shame. 1076 01:07:01,082 --> 01:07:02,416 In fact, let's go. 1077 01:07:04,582 --> 01:07:05,624 Come on, Ranieri! 1078 01:07:08,874 --> 01:07:10,749 - Wait. - I can't keep going. 1079 01:07:13,332 --> 01:07:16,291 Tell me one thing: Why did you leave the Van Gogh? 1080 01:07:19,457 --> 01:07:22,999 - It's just the frame! - No way! Good going, boys! 1081 01:07:23,999 --> 01:07:25,041 What's that? 1082 01:07:26,332 --> 01:07:29,624 Don't open that. Excellent! Now close it, we're in the middle of Rome. 1083 01:07:30,374 --> 01:07:33,166 How do you say "suck on that" in Switzerland? 1084 01:07:34,291 --> 01:07:35,332 Wow, look at you. 1085 01:07:35,999 --> 01:07:38,332 You've learned the tricks of the trade in under a week! 1086 01:07:38,374 --> 01:07:40,832 I've been in this trade since before you could walk. 1087 01:07:40,916 --> 01:07:44,582 In 2018, I'd be about 70. Respect your elders. 1088 01:08:00,999 --> 01:08:01,999 Here. 1089 01:08:06,999 --> 01:08:10,207 What's this shit? It's warm! 1090 01:08:11,291 --> 01:08:12,291 It's warm! 1091 01:08:12,832 --> 01:08:15,874 If I wanted soup, I'd have ordered it. Useless moron. 1092 01:08:22,582 --> 01:08:25,707 They've got the painting. 1093 01:08:26,374 --> 01:08:27,416 Let's go. 1094 01:08:28,332 --> 01:08:31,957 First, clean that up. Out my way. 1095 01:08:34,416 --> 01:08:35,999 Trickster, what you doing? 1096 01:08:36,041 --> 01:08:38,249 I'm cleaning it up, what does it look like? 1097 01:08:38,332 --> 01:08:42,374 Doesn't it piss you off, being treated like a fool every day? 1098 01:08:43,166 --> 01:08:44,374 He's the boss. 1099 01:08:45,499 --> 01:08:46,499 Boss? 1100 01:08:47,707 --> 01:08:52,291 You and me could run this place better together, don't you think? 1101 01:08:58,666 --> 01:09:00,082 Jesus in heaven. 1102 01:09:01,832 --> 01:09:04,832 Is that why the women call you Einstein? 1103 01:09:04,916 --> 01:09:08,541 Because you blow their minds? You're a genius! 1104 01:09:08,582 --> 01:09:11,392 Must have been the drugs, a delayed effect. 1105 01:09:11,416 --> 01:09:14,832 Good. Well, sniff 'em every day! 1106 01:09:16,499 --> 01:09:17,541 Want more? 1107 01:09:17,582 --> 01:09:20,666 That was six times... but yes! 1108 01:09:20,707 --> 01:09:24,041 As long as you come away with me tonight! I don't want to share you anymore. 1109 01:09:24,082 --> 01:09:28,082 - It's too risky... - So risk it, Amalia! 1110 01:09:28,124 --> 01:09:29,350 - Kiss me! - Huh? 1111 01:09:29,374 --> 01:09:30,457 - Seba! - Huh? 1112 01:09:30,541 --> 01:09:33,416 - Kiss me! - Yes. 1113 01:09:36,166 --> 01:09:41,916 Amalia, actually, could you make me one of those famous Neapolitan coffees? 1114 01:09:41,999 --> 01:09:46,832 Good boy! That's why I love you! Cock, coke and coffee! 1115 01:09:46,874 --> 01:09:49,832 - The perfect combo. Go on now. - Yes. 1116 01:09:50,916 --> 01:09:52,683 - Go. - Seba! 1117 01:09:52,707 --> 01:09:55,933 Cock, coffee and cocaine, then let's do it all again... 1118 01:09:55,957 --> 01:09:57,749 - Wait. - Quickly! 1119 01:09:59,374 --> 01:10:01,666 - Quickly! - Quiet! 1120 01:10:09,874 --> 01:10:11,999 What've you been doing? You've a face like a beetroot! 1121 01:10:12,082 --> 01:10:14,457 Leave it out, I did it. 1122 01:10:14,582 --> 01:10:17,874 The trial of my life, but I did it for Gianfranco. 1123 01:10:17,957 --> 01:10:23,291 Actually, I need to talk to you about that... 1124 01:10:23,332 --> 01:10:26,017 - About what? - We made a mistake. 1125 01:10:26,041 --> 01:10:27,207 What kind of mistake? 1126 01:10:27,957 --> 01:10:31,874 Turns out Van Gogh's mother is Teresa! 1127 01:10:31,916 --> 01:10:35,291 - Teresa Russo! The waitress. - What does that mean? 1128 01:10:35,416 --> 01:10:39,457 Van Gogh is the child of a rape: He took his mother's name. Understand? 1129 01:10:42,041 --> 01:10:45,291 So you're telling me that I... that she... 1130 01:10:45,332 --> 01:10:47,957 You shagged in vain. I'm sorry. 1131 01:10:48,041 --> 01:10:51,416 But now you need to get out. And straighten yourself up, you're a mess. 1132 01:10:51,457 --> 01:10:52,457 - Yes. - Run! 1133 01:10:52,499 --> 01:10:54,416 I'll straighten myself up. 1134 01:10:55,041 --> 01:10:58,041 - Aren't we sweet? - You're the sweet one. 1135 01:10:58,582 --> 01:10:59,624 So are you. 1136 01:11:01,207 --> 01:11:02,499 Listen, Teresa, I... 1137 01:11:03,166 --> 01:11:05,499 There's something I've not told you. 1138 01:11:05,624 --> 01:11:09,374 - You're married, right? - Married? No! Not anymore. 1139 01:11:09,416 --> 01:11:10,582 So what is it? 1140 01:11:13,166 --> 01:11:16,291 - I have to leave tonight. I have to go. - Where? 1141 01:11:16,916 --> 01:11:17,916 Where... 1142 01:11:19,666 --> 01:11:24,541 Far away... so far, it's hard to explain. 1143 01:11:24,624 --> 01:11:25,791 When will you be back? 1144 01:11:26,957 --> 01:11:28,041 That's the problem. 1145 01:11:29,291 --> 01:11:31,707 OK. But you're here now, right? 1146 01:11:36,207 --> 01:11:37,207 Teresa... 1147 01:11:38,416 --> 01:11:42,183 You're so young, full of life... What are you doing with someone like me? 1148 01:11:42,207 --> 01:11:44,832 Are you still thinking about what the photo guy said? 1149 01:11:44,916 --> 01:11:47,291 No, what do I care about him? 1150 01:11:48,499 --> 01:11:51,832 It's that... I've made this mistake too many times. 1151 01:11:51,874 --> 01:11:53,374 You think I'm a mistake? 1152 01:11:56,124 --> 01:11:57,749 The best anyone could make. 1153 01:12:05,666 --> 01:12:08,124 - Bye, Tere'. - Bye, Kawasa'. 1154 01:12:56,832 --> 01:12:59,416 - Where are we? - Shut it, fool. 1155 01:12:59,457 --> 01:13:00,707 - They're here. - Let's go. 1156 01:13:00,749 --> 01:13:02,957 No, you stay here with the girl. 1157 01:13:03,832 --> 01:13:05,124 Trickster, you're with me. 1158 01:13:13,207 --> 01:13:16,582 Hey. Don't worry, I've got this. 1159 01:13:18,957 --> 01:13:21,207 Slow down, my feet are killing me, please. 1160 01:13:21,291 --> 01:13:23,499 - Moreno! - What's going on? 1161 01:13:23,541 --> 01:13:25,874 - Teresa's in danger, where is she? - At home. 1162 01:13:25,957 --> 01:13:27,916 - Let's go! - Slow down! - Come on! 1163 01:13:29,124 --> 01:13:30,249 Here they are. 1164 01:13:31,332 --> 01:13:36,707 Even that one that shot you, Trickster, remember? 1165 01:13:36,791 --> 01:13:38,207 Of course. 1166 01:13:38,249 --> 01:13:39,624 You got a gun? 1167 01:13:41,332 --> 01:13:42,624 No, he's good. 1168 01:13:43,791 --> 01:13:44,808 What do you want? 1169 01:13:44,832 --> 01:13:47,582 - If you want to check me... - Shut it. Close your jacket. 1170 01:13:48,749 --> 01:13:50,832 It's all good, huh? 1171 01:13:52,916 --> 01:13:55,832 - Where's the painting? - I want to see my daughter first. 1172 01:13:56,874 --> 01:13:58,249 Show him the girl. 1173 01:13:59,166 --> 01:14:02,207 In a rush? Come on, here she is. 1174 01:14:02,291 --> 01:14:03,291 Come on! 1175 01:14:03,916 --> 01:14:04,957 Come on! 1176 01:14:09,082 --> 01:14:10,416 Lorella! 1177 01:14:12,874 --> 01:14:14,791 Give us a little wave! 1178 01:14:17,957 --> 01:14:20,642 Now where's the fucking painting or I'll kill you now! 1179 01:14:20,666 --> 01:14:23,707 - Here. - I want to see it open. 1180 01:14:29,791 --> 01:14:33,041 Trickster, what d'ya think? 1181 01:14:33,082 --> 01:14:35,475 Hey, Van Gogh, this guy looks like you... 1182 01:14:35,499 --> 01:14:36,666 Moron, this is Van Gogh. 1183 01:14:39,457 --> 01:14:43,457 - Now, give us the girl so we can go. - We have to be back for something. 1184 01:14:44,374 --> 01:14:46,291 Why the hurry, boys? 1185 01:14:47,207 --> 01:14:49,707 If you go now, you'll miss the spa. 1186 01:14:55,207 --> 01:14:56,332 Come on. 1187 01:14:57,291 --> 01:15:00,749 - You're having a great time, huh? - Aren't you? 1188 01:15:02,457 --> 01:15:06,374 Don't you want to try the hot tub? It's delightful. 1189 01:15:10,707 --> 01:15:12,541 Did you forget something, Kawasaki? 1190 01:15:22,249 --> 01:15:26,642 What's up? Weren't you expecting me? Whore! 1191 01:15:26,666 --> 01:15:29,767 - Why? - You made a fool out of me in the bar! 1192 01:15:29,791 --> 01:15:32,541 - I'm sorry, I didn't mean... - Fuck your apologies! 1193 01:15:32,582 --> 01:15:36,999 Don't you like Casanova? Huh? I'll show you. 1194 01:15:41,374 --> 01:15:44,249 Come on, boys, don't you want to take a little dip? 1195 01:15:44,916 --> 01:15:48,767 - We came through on our side of the deal. - In my day, you could trust a criminal. 1196 01:15:48,791 --> 01:15:51,582 You insulted me. Now I'll make mud out of you! 1197 01:15:55,457 --> 01:15:57,416 - Leave me alone! - Slut! I know you like it! 1198 01:15:57,457 --> 01:15:59,058 Leave me be! 1199 01:15:59,082 --> 01:16:00,249 Stop! 1200 01:16:00,791 --> 01:16:03,666 - What do you want? - Leave her be! 1201 01:16:05,624 --> 01:16:07,291 And who the hell are you? 1202 01:16:07,874 --> 01:16:09,249 Who the hell are you? 1203 01:16:16,166 --> 01:16:17,457 Do it, Giuseppe. 1204 01:16:18,124 --> 01:16:19,416 You have to. 1205 01:16:19,457 --> 01:16:22,582 - He hasn't got the balls. - Don't I? 1206 01:16:29,957 --> 01:16:31,041 Shoot him! 1207 01:16:35,832 --> 01:16:37,124 This is for Gianfranco! 1208 01:16:46,874 --> 01:16:49,541 What the... 1209 01:17:03,207 --> 01:17:04,374 I'm hungry. 1210 01:17:05,374 --> 01:17:07,999 They did it. 1211 01:17:08,624 --> 01:17:11,749 Where's Van Gogh? Where's Van Gogh? 1212 01:17:14,874 --> 01:17:17,666 What did you do? I'll kill you! 1213 01:17:17,749 --> 01:17:19,457 - I'll kill you! - Hey. 1214 01:17:19,582 --> 01:17:22,166 - Don't do anything stupid. - Stay there. 1215 01:17:23,374 --> 01:17:27,249 Mumma's Boy! Mumma's Boy! 1216 01:17:27,957 --> 01:17:29,582 - Hey! - No! 1217 01:17:31,082 --> 01:17:32,582 Why did you do that? 1218 01:17:32,624 --> 01:17:35,933 He fucked Van Gogh, sooner or later he'd have done it to me. 1219 01:17:35,957 --> 01:17:39,749 A traitor's always a traitor. Don't you forget it. 1220 01:17:41,041 --> 01:17:43,541 Now, do you really want to get to know me better? 1221 01:17:43,582 --> 01:17:47,207 Can I trust you? If not, I'll kill you all. 1222 01:17:48,332 --> 01:17:50,541 Come here! Move! 1223 01:17:54,374 --> 01:17:55,374 Get the painting! 1224 01:17:59,582 --> 01:18:01,975 Here. Here it is. 1225 01:18:01,999 --> 01:18:04,416 We came through. 1226 01:18:04,874 --> 01:18:06,957 Lorella, let's go. 1227 01:18:08,791 --> 01:18:11,374 Lorella, come with us. 1228 01:18:12,082 --> 01:18:15,957 - No. - You decided? 1229 01:18:18,791 --> 01:18:20,249 I'm staying with him. 1230 01:18:26,124 --> 01:18:29,082 Lorella, you don't understand. 1231 01:18:29,124 --> 01:18:31,041 Sorry, who the hell are you? 1232 01:18:31,707 --> 01:18:32,874 Just a second, wait. 1233 01:18:33,582 --> 01:18:35,624 You want to stay with this guy? 1234 01:18:36,499 --> 01:18:38,082 Because I'm in love, OK? 1235 01:18:40,874 --> 01:18:41,916 Now get away. 1236 01:18:44,707 --> 01:18:45,874 Go! 1237 01:18:47,207 --> 01:18:48,416 Let's go. 1238 01:18:49,457 --> 01:18:51,416 Come on. 1239 01:19:16,374 --> 01:19:17,457 Moreno! 1240 01:19:17,541 --> 01:19:20,832 Sorry to interrupt but we need to be in Rome in an hour and a half! 1241 01:19:20,916 --> 01:19:23,100 - Maybe give her your... - My what? 1242 01:19:23,124 --> 01:19:24,707 I'll shut up. 1243 01:19:28,582 --> 01:19:29,624 Bye, Teresa. 1244 01:19:30,582 --> 01:19:32,749 - Bye, Kawasa'. - Come on! 1245 01:19:34,082 --> 01:19:36,332 Moreno, the bomb's going off. 1246 01:20:01,916 --> 01:20:04,166 No! No! 1247 01:20:04,207 --> 01:20:08,082 - It's too late, the portal's gone! - Now how will we get back to the future? 1248 01:20:09,749 --> 01:20:10,749 Here we go. 1249 01:20:12,499 --> 01:20:13,791 Who's that? 1250 01:20:19,957 --> 01:20:22,350 - It's Gianfranco! - We did it! 1251 01:20:22,374 --> 01:20:23,707 - You're alive! - My friends! 1252 01:20:23,791 --> 01:20:25,475 - Gianfranco! - My friends! 1253 01:20:25,499 --> 01:20:27,624 - You did it! - Gianfranco! 1254 01:20:27,707 --> 01:20:29,892 - Where did you come from? - Frosinone! 1255 01:20:29,916 --> 01:20:32,582 - There's a space-time portal there. - Half way back to Naples? 1256 01:20:32,666 --> 01:20:36,291 Come on, boys, it's all going wrong! Get in, we need to hurry! 1257 01:20:36,332 --> 01:20:37,475 - Come on! - Get in! 1258 01:20:37,499 --> 01:20:41,249 - Hurry up! - In this, we'd be as well going on foot! 1259 01:20:42,082 --> 01:20:44,499 - Hold thigh! - Let's go! 1260 01:20:45,166 --> 01:20:46,207 Go, go! 1261 01:20:50,749 --> 01:20:51,916 Shift the gear! 1262 01:21:02,207 --> 01:21:04,957 Right, boys, we've done our bit. What about you? 1263 01:21:06,249 --> 01:21:07,291 Come on, the password? 1264 01:21:07,332 --> 01:21:10,166 Don't give me crap or I'll knock your heads off. 1265 01:21:10,207 --> 01:21:12,624 Calm down, boys. 1266 01:21:13,416 --> 01:21:14,582 They held Lorella. 1267 01:21:14,624 --> 01:21:16,457 - They held her? - Yes. 1268 01:21:16,541 --> 01:21:19,457 - She chose to go with that Mafia dick. - She would never. 1269 01:21:19,541 --> 01:21:22,341 - I know her better than that. - You don't seem you know her that well. 1270 01:21:22,416 --> 01:21:25,166 - She stayed with them to save us! - What the hell do you know? 1271 01:21:25,249 --> 01:21:29,416 - I raised her! - And what a brilliant job you did! 1272 01:21:30,124 --> 01:21:32,207 - What did you tell him? - What choice did I have? 1273 01:21:33,749 --> 01:21:35,392 Now, let's go get her back. 1274 01:21:35,416 --> 01:21:39,624 Just hearing the name of the place gives me shivers! I'm not going. 1275 01:21:39,707 --> 01:21:43,166 Sorry, but I got myself killed by them once already. No, thanks. 1276 01:21:43,249 --> 01:21:47,100 - We don't want to make a habit out of that. - No! Like hell am I giving up! 1277 01:21:47,124 --> 01:21:51,142 - I killed a man for that treasure! - If you want, you can kill again... 1278 01:21:51,166 --> 01:21:54,332 Giuseppe, this is suicide. I'm not willing to die. 1279 01:21:54,416 --> 01:21:59,225 When you asked me to go back to '82 to save Gianfranco, I was right there! 1280 01:21:59,249 --> 01:22:03,666 If you help us get Lorella home, you can keep all the money. 1281 01:22:04,207 --> 01:22:06,832 That's more than 50 million, you know. 1282 01:22:10,082 --> 01:22:11,624 My life's worth more than that. 1283 01:24:33,541 --> 01:24:36,517 - Why are you looking at me? - I need to speak to you. 1284 01:24:36,541 --> 01:24:39,541 - Sit down. - No, I'm fine standing. 1285 01:24:41,666 --> 01:24:44,082 Lorella was born nine months after we met. 1286 01:24:44,124 --> 01:24:46,041 - How lovely. - Don't you see? 1287 01:24:46,707 --> 01:24:50,124 Lorella was born nine months after we met. 1288 01:24:53,457 --> 01:24:58,791 But that time we... Well, it only lasted 30 seconds. 1289 01:24:58,832 --> 01:25:01,207 - If we're counting, it was less. - Yeah, OK. 1290 01:25:01,291 --> 01:25:03,791 But... well... you did the necessary, anyway. 1291 01:25:05,207 --> 01:25:06,499 You're telling me that... 1292 01:25:07,832 --> 01:25:09,916 - Exactly. - I'm just going to sit down. 1293 01:25:09,999 --> 01:25:11,041 I did tell you. 1294 01:25:15,124 --> 01:25:16,541 Anyway, I usually last long. 1295 01:25:16,666 --> 01:25:20,666 Sebastiano, it's not about how long you last! 1296 01:25:20,707 --> 01:25:22,499 The point is... 1297 01:25:23,707 --> 01:25:25,791 Lorella could be your daughter! 1298 01:25:28,499 --> 01:25:31,767 Listen, I want to go home. 1299 01:25:31,791 --> 01:25:33,582 Take me back to '82. 1300 01:25:34,249 --> 01:25:35,249 How do I do it? 1301 01:25:36,707 --> 01:25:38,100 It's not easy. 1302 01:25:38,124 --> 01:25:42,142 The Frosinone portal has closed again. We can try the one in Isernia. 1303 01:25:42,166 --> 01:25:43,332 Isernia? 1304 01:25:44,832 --> 01:25:46,999 - Where's that? - It's not exactly famous. 1305 01:25:47,749 --> 01:25:49,582 OK, well, take me there. 1306 01:25:52,249 --> 01:25:54,041 Why do you want to go back to '82? 1307 01:25:54,707 --> 01:25:55,749 Giuseppe... 1308 01:25:56,499 --> 01:25:57,957 I don't like this future, 1309 01:25:58,749 --> 01:26:00,957 and all my mates are in '82. 1310 01:26:01,624 --> 01:26:04,166 Then... I want to see my daughter grow up. 1311 01:26:05,124 --> 01:26:08,457 I could raise her better, you know? 1312 01:26:09,499 --> 01:26:14,999 I'm telling you, if I'd raised her, she'd never have run off with some Mafia jerk. 1313 01:26:18,749 --> 01:26:20,999 Look, I don't know how to tell you this... 1314 01:26:22,041 --> 01:26:23,041 What? 1315 01:26:23,832 --> 01:26:27,975 In 1990, your pals all united under the Ox 1316 01:26:27,999 --> 01:26:30,082 and murdered you in the street like a dog. 1317 01:26:30,874 --> 01:26:32,207 - Me? - Yes. 1318 01:26:32,749 --> 01:26:35,082 - What are you... - It's true. 1319 01:26:35,166 --> 01:26:40,541 They were pissed off that you quit the Gang to set up an art gallery. 1320 01:26:40,624 --> 01:26:42,582 That was your first past. 1321 01:26:42,624 --> 01:26:45,749 In the second, they put a bomb right there in the bar. 1322 01:26:46,999 --> 01:26:48,707 Traitors. 1323 01:26:49,207 --> 01:26:50,666 We were a gang. 1324 01:26:51,166 --> 01:26:55,666 No. You were a pack of wolves, ready to tear each other apart. 1325 01:26:55,749 --> 01:27:01,624 But it was you that taught a gang means "all for one and one for all". 1326 01:27:05,124 --> 01:27:06,166 Like you. 1327 01:27:08,749 --> 01:27:10,041 You're a proper gang. 1328 01:27:11,374 --> 01:27:12,582 We are. 1329 01:27:14,082 --> 01:27:15,249 We are a proper gang. 1330 01:27:15,291 --> 01:27:16,749 We are a proper gang. 1331 01:27:19,624 --> 01:27:23,082 I know it sounds unbelievable, but that's what happened. 1332 01:27:23,124 --> 01:27:25,041 I've always believed in you, Kawasaki. 1333 01:27:26,499 --> 01:27:28,832 Moreno. It's Moreno. 1334 01:27:30,499 --> 01:27:31,707 You think that's funny? 1335 01:27:32,624 --> 01:27:36,999 - I see you got the bar back in the end? - Yeah, thank to you and your friends. 1336 01:27:37,582 --> 01:27:40,517 You freed me and never asked anything in return. 1337 01:27:40,541 --> 01:27:44,457 - We just did what we had to. - No, you didn't. 1338 01:27:45,374 --> 01:27:47,541 You're special people. 1339 01:27:48,582 --> 01:27:51,374 You risked your lives for me without a second thought. 1340 01:27:51,999 --> 01:27:54,332 I'll never forget it. 1341 01:28:06,082 --> 01:28:07,874 - Do you want some? - No, thanks. 1342 01:28:13,791 --> 01:28:15,291 - Look. - Yeah? 1343 01:28:20,041 --> 01:28:21,582 Let's take Lorella, come on. 1344 01:28:25,499 --> 01:28:29,499 My love, don't let them keep you in a fish tank. 1345 01:28:29,541 --> 01:28:32,916 Get out into the great wide ocean! Swim! 1346 01:29:21,207 --> 01:29:23,767 I love you! 1347 01:29:23,791 --> 01:29:27,207 Thank you, "fishies"! The next one's for the birthday boy. 1348 01:29:27,291 --> 01:29:28,749 To Don Gaetano! 1349 01:29:29,374 --> 01:29:30,582 Thank you all! 1350 01:29:30,666 --> 01:29:35,041 Mumma's Boy! Mumma's Boy! Mumma's Boy! Mumma's Boy! 1351 01:29:35,124 --> 01:29:38,416 And in honour of your beautiful girlfriend, 1352 01:29:38,499 --> 01:29:40,683 here's a nice little romantic one! 1353 01:29:40,707 --> 01:29:42,791 Hear that, Lorella? This song's for you! 1354 01:29:46,624 --> 01:29:48,541 All together, now. 1355 01:29:58,957 --> 01:30:01,666 Now with music! 1356 01:30:16,791 --> 01:30:18,791 - Like it? - Yes. 1357 01:30:37,082 --> 01:30:38,374 Ready, boys? 1358 01:30:39,832 --> 01:30:40,874 Let's go. 1359 01:30:43,874 --> 01:30:44,916 Feel it? 1360 01:30:52,582 --> 01:30:56,850 Gaetano, one last surprise for you, a special gift. 1361 01:30:56,874 --> 01:31:00,957 Your favourite song. 1362 01:31:01,041 --> 01:31:04,041 Ladies and gentleman, hands in the air! 1363 01:31:29,582 --> 01:31:31,124 Boys, what's all this? 1364 01:31:38,291 --> 01:31:40,249 I don't like these guys at all. 1365 01:31:41,916 --> 01:31:44,666 - What's this? - They're all funny shapes. 1366 01:31:44,707 --> 01:31:47,541 Uncultured swine, it's vintage! 1367 01:32:12,291 --> 01:32:14,124 - Boys! You ready? - Yes, boss. 1368 01:32:14,666 --> 01:32:16,166 - Let the show begin. - Ready! 1369 01:32:26,707 --> 01:32:29,124 Come on, boys, let's make 'em dance! 1370 01:32:30,624 --> 01:32:31,832 Sons of bitches! 1371 01:32:35,999 --> 01:32:38,041 "Banzai"! 1372 01:32:54,832 --> 01:32:56,392 Moreno, let's go! 1373 01:32:56,416 --> 01:32:57,999 Oh shit, it's stuck! 1374 01:33:01,249 --> 01:33:02,457 - Did it hurt? - Help! 1375 01:33:03,999 --> 01:33:04,999 You pile of shit! 1376 01:33:09,291 --> 01:33:12,017 Nice one! Where did you learn to aim like that? 1377 01:33:12,041 --> 01:33:14,600 - I didn't, I'm shooting at random! - Makes sense! 1378 01:33:14,624 --> 01:33:15,707 You pile of shit! 1379 01:33:22,624 --> 01:33:23,749 Fishy! 1380 01:33:25,707 --> 01:33:28,041 That's for your stupid song. 1381 01:33:28,832 --> 01:33:29,874 Thank you. 1382 01:33:32,332 --> 01:33:35,666 - Stop that bitch! - Where are you going? Stop! 1383 01:33:37,207 --> 01:33:39,499 Bitch! 1384 01:33:39,541 --> 01:33:41,499 - What are you doing? - Let go! 1385 01:33:44,124 --> 01:33:46,082 - Let go! - Love, what are you doing? 1386 01:33:46,166 --> 01:33:48,499 You disgust me! Let go! 1387 01:33:56,291 --> 01:33:59,416 Put the guns down or I'll put her lights out! 1388 01:34:10,624 --> 01:34:12,707 We're not going anywhere without our daughter. 1389 01:34:12,749 --> 01:34:15,041 "Our"? How many fathers do you have? 1390 01:34:16,916 --> 01:34:18,166 Just one. 1391 01:34:20,416 --> 01:34:23,124 - But he's furious. - You've pissed me off. 1392 01:34:23,166 --> 01:34:26,142 You have ten seconds before I kill her. 1393 01:34:26,166 --> 01:34:29,166 When a heart surgeon's operating with no scalpel, 1394 01:34:29,249 --> 01:34:31,457 he may as well remove the stomach and eat it. 1395 01:34:31,999 --> 01:34:34,433 - What? - I think he's got stomach problems. 1396 01:34:34,457 --> 01:34:36,642 - Nine. - Guns down! 1397 01:34:36,666 --> 01:34:38,749 - Eight. - I said guns down! 1398 01:34:38,791 --> 01:34:42,416 - Seven. - Don't worry, Lorella, your daddy's going to fix this. 1399 01:34:42,457 --> 01:34:44,791 - Six. - Shoot him and I'll blow you apart. 1400 01:34:44,874 --> 01:34:46,999 - Four. - You missed five. 1401 01:34:47,082 --> 01:34:48,892 - Five. - Good boy. 1402 01:34:48,916 --> 01:34:52,707 Lorella, remember when you danced as a little girl? 1403 01:34:52,749 --> 01:34:54,791 - Four. - That beautiful photo in your room. 1404 01:34:54,832 --> 01:34:56,749 - You wore a tutu. - Three. 1405 01:34:56,874 --> 01:35:01,416 Renatino, remember what Lorella was doing in that photo? Remember? 1406 01:35:03,666 --> 01:35:05,808 - I remember. - Two! 1407 01:35:05,832 --> 01:35:09,666 - Would you do that for us now? - What the fuck are you on about? 1408 01:35:09,749 --> 01:35:11,832 - Show your daddy, Lorella. - One! 1409 01:35:12,374 --> 01:35:14,166 - When? - Now. 1410 01:35:25,874 --> 01:35:27,707 - Let's go! - Come on! 1411 01:35:37,207 --> 01:35:38,416 Are you an idiot? Come on! 1412 01:36:24,374 --> 01:36:25,957 Boys, we did it! 1413 01:36:26,041 --> 01:36:28,124 - Yes! - It's not over until we're home. 1414 01:36:28,166 --> 01:36:30,749 - You're right. - I'm sorry, but who are you? 1415 01:36:32,874 --> 01:36:33,874 I am... 1416 01:36:37,249 --> 01:36:41,166 - I'm a friend of your dad's. - Yes, I'm a friend of your dad's too. 1417 01:36:43,499 --> 01:36:47,892 I mean, we're all friends of your dad, such a good man. 1418 01:36:47,916 --> 01:36:53,582 And they say two's company, three's a crowd. 1419 01:36:55,916 --> 01:36:58,207 A FEW MONTHS LATER GOLD CHESTER - WALES 1420 01:37:05,749 --> 01:37:11,624 Few know of this place, it's been destroyed and rebuilt 100 times. 1421 01:37:13,582 --> 01:37:18,541 In the year 147 AD, the Romans built a secret crypt. 1422 01:37:18,582 --> 01:37:23,999 They say it held the Holy Grail for hundreds of years. 1423 01:37:24,624 --> 01:37:28,166 Now it holds our treasure. 1424 01:37:32,332 --> 01:37:33,624 In you come, guys. 1425 01:37:37,416 --> 01:37:39,249 Gianfranco, it's a wall. 1426 01:37:39,999 --> 01:37:42,541 - This is no wall. - It looks like a wall to me. 1427 01:37:42,624 --> 01:37:43,791 - And me. - And me. 1428 01:37:44,749 --> 01:37:45,850 Watch this. 1429 01:37:45,874 --> 01:37:47,957 - Here we go. - Look. 1430 01:37:51,749 --> 01:37:52,916 Here. 1431 01:37:55,624 --> 01:37:56,666 No way! 1432 01:37:58,541 --> 01:37:59,957 - Lorella. - Huh? 1433 01:38:00,041 --> 01:38:01,291 The password. 1434 01:38:01,374 --> 01:38:03,808 Come on, love, put your bum on it. 1435 01:38:03,832 --> 01:38:05,291 - Come on! - Come on! 1436 01:38:05,416 --> 01:38:07,749 Like this? 1437 01:38:07,791 --> 01:38:10,124 - With the cheek, go on. - Come on. 1438 01:38:15,999 --> 01:38:16,999 No way! 1439 01:38:18,541 --> 01:38:20,666 - How cool is this? - You're all mad! 1440 01:38:20,749 --> 01:38:22,832 It's like "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom". 1441 01:38:22,874 --> 01:38:25,749 - Incredible. - Do you see this? 1442 01:38:27,332 --> 01:38:30,041 Boys, there's at least 50 million euros here. 1443 01:38:30,124 --> 01:38:33,374 - I told you! - That's about 6 million each. 1444 01:38:33,416 --> 01:38:35,249 What are we gonna do with all this money? 1445 01:38:35,332 --> 01:38:39,541 I'm gonna buy myself an original Van Gogh, so I don't have to nick them anymore. 1446 01:38:39,624 --> 01:38:40,957 Excellent. 1447 01:38:40,999 --> 01:38:44,124 - I'd like to travel the world. - How nice. 1448 01:38:44,832 --> 01:38:47,558 I can't decide between a jet and a helicopter. 1449 01:38:47,582 --> 01:38:52,100 - What d'ya think, mum? - A jet! Helicopters ruin your hair. 1450 01:38:52,124 --> 01:38:54,600 Guys, enough crap. 1451 01:38:54,624 --> 01:38:56,999 I've had the first serious idea of my life. 1452 01:38:57,374 --> 01:38:58,582 I'm going to buy A.S. Roma. 1453 01:39:00,457 --> 01:39:02,291 You're gonna need more than that. 1454 01:39:02,874 --> 01:39:05,808 A jet, a world tour, A.S. Roma... 1455 01:39:05,832 --> 01:39:09,058 Before long, there's nothing left. Then what? 1456 01:39:09,082 --> 01:39:10,791 We'd have to go back to work. 1457 01:39:10,874 --> 01:39:13,100 Um, I don't think so. 1458 01:39:13,124 --> 01:39:16,791 A few years and you'll have nothing but a loin cloth, like Tarzan. 1459 01:39:16,874 --> 01:39:20,291 - Why "you"? You pulling out? - Pulling out? 1460 01:39:20,416 --> 01:39:22,850 No! 1461 01:39:22,874 --> 01:39:24,457 I'll take half a mil'. 1462 01:39:26,166 --> 01:39:29,374 Bit of pocket money, you know? And leave the rest here. 1463 01:39:34,207 --> 01:39:35,249 Me too. 1464 01:39:35,666 --> 01:39:37,499 What? I don't get it. 1465 01:39:37,582 --> 01:39:43,207 Don't you see? The real treasure lies in the gang, in us! 1466 01:39:43,332 --> 01:39:47,499 You're right, Moreno, we've hit the big time. 1467 01:39:47,541 --> 01:39:50,124 - That's true. - What are you suggesting? 1468 01:39:50,207 --> 01:39:55,166 Easy. We each leave our share and invest it all in something bigger. 1469 01:39:56,582 --> 01:39:58,517 - Such as? - Like... 1470 01:39:58,541 --> 01:40:02,058 - Ever heard of the Mona Lisa? - I've got six or seven at home. 1471 01:40:02,082 --> 01:40:03,499 The real one, Ranieri. 1472 01:40:04,832 --> 01:40:07,291 Excuse me a second, I just want to get this straight. 1473 01:40:07,332 --> 01:40:09,666 - You'd like to go into the Lourdes... - Louvre! 1474 01:40:09,749 --> 01:40:12,541 The Louvre and steal the Mona Lisa? Impossible! 1475 01:40:12,624 --> 01:40:13,916 No, listen! 1476 01:40:13,957 --> 01:40:16,374 - Look. - Yes. 1477 01:40:16,416 --> 01:40:20,582 During the Second World War, to avoid the Nazi's getting them, 1478 01:40:20,666 --> 01:40:25,916 the French sent some 5000 masterpieces, 1479 01:40:26,041 --> 01:40:27,249 including the Mona Lisa, 1480 01:40:27,332 --> 01:40:29,291 to the Chateau de Chambord. 1481 01:40:29,332 --> 01:40:31,249 Get it? 5000, not just one. 1482 01:40:31,874 --> 01:40:37,332 Gianfranco, how long do you need to take us back to 28th August 1939? 1483 01:40:37,374 --> 01:40:42,957 If I start now, we can be there in a couple of months. 1484 01:40:44,166 --> 01:40:45,166 So? 1485 01:40:46,249 --> 01:40:48,332 - So what are we waiting for? - Let's go? 1486 01:40:48,957 --> 01:40:50,416 Let's take the Mona Lisa! 1487 01:40:56,541 --> 01:40:57,666 Just an ideal 112830