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Okay, who want to try
this new drink I created?
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Jake, what is that called?
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S... Smoky alcohol?
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Smells like gasoline.
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It got a little bit of that in it.
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Dang, that was quick.
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Yo, is that vision board party
over already?
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No, Rel started roasting everybody
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and got us kicked out halfway through.
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Okay, come on, now. No, no,
I wasn't roasting anybody.
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I was just pointing out the obvious.
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One girl had flat irons,
kitchen knives
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and a foot massager
on her vision board.
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You shouldn't be able
to create a vision
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with just a trip to the drug store.
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Okay, someone give me a hint.
What-what is a vision board?
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You cut out pictures of things
you aspire to,
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and then you glue them on a
board to keep your mind focused
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on where you want your life to go.
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Oh, so you got grown people
taking pictures,
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cutting 'em out of a magazine,
sticking it on cardboard,
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and hoping a miracle will happen.
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That's called voodoo.
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Look, one girl brought
her vision board that she had
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from last year because
none of her visions came true.
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And look, everybody was sitting
there like it wasn't sad.
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That was weird to me.
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That's what being
a supportive friend is called.
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You know... how I act like your
life ain't sad all the time?
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Whatever, whatever, whatever.
My board is simple.
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- I got everything I want on mine.
- But Rel,
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this don't make no sense.
You already got them kids.
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They just live in Cleveland.
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That's what I told him.
See, you get how it work, Milt.
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I most certainly do not.
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Oh, yeah, let me take this call.
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Wait. So, Britt, like,
what's on your board?
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Look, I divided mine
into three areas...
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career, dreams and love life.
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For my career, I would love for
my fashion line to go national.
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Dreams: I dream about
my fashion line going national.
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And my love life...
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I'd love my life if
my fashion line went national.
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What's wrong with you? You good?
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Oh, that was Shannon. Um...
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she said Erica got suspended.
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For what... winning
- too many spelling bees?
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No. Apparently,
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she made fun
of a girl with a disability.
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Hold it.
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This-this Shannon calling back.
Let me take this outside.
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Whoa, whoa. Look, check this out.
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Rel put a picture of his kids
on the board, right?
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And now he outside talking
to Shannon about his kids.
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I'm getting chills.
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Man, I don't believe in vision boards.
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But I got a dream catcher
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that's filled almost entirely
with nightmares.
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That thing saved my ass
countless times.
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Man, I can't believe
sweet, smart, quiet Erica
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would make fun of somebody
with a disability.
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I can. I was bullied
by a girl for seven years
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who seemed like
she was "nice" in school.
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- What was her name?
- Brittany.
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- Ooh, look.
- What?
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- Ow!
- Uh, look, guys, look.
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Shannon... Shannon says she
don't know what got into her,
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you know, 'cause stuff like this
I usually expect out of Terry.
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You know, little boys...
they do crazy stuff.
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I remember one time,
he thought paste was ice cream,
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and he ate it, right?
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And we asked him what was wrong,
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but his mouth was glued shut
so he couldn't tell us.
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Erica is usually the one
with some sense, man.
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Something's got to be going on.
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Look, I can tell you what's going on.
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Look, no disrespect to Shannon.
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She's the mother
of my grandkids, and I love her,
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but the kids are missing their father.
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I mean, I know you FaceTime,
I know you call them,
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but it's not the same
as being there, okay?
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Yeah, you right.
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You know something?
I'm-I'm-a use my vacation days,
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I'm-a fly to Cleveland tomorrow...
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'cause my family needs me.
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Oh, hell, no.
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Uh-oh. You got that look in your eyes.
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- There's no look.
- There's definitely a look.
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No, Brittany, it's not a look.
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- I'm telling you, I see it.
- Look, stay out my damn eyes!
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Look, Rel, this is
- your first trip to Cleveland,
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and you're already imagining
your family back together again.
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- Come on, Britt, you tweakin'.
- Naw.
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You're gonna get there,
and Shannon's gonna be Shannon.
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Cool. Hot.
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The woman that you fell
in love with, and you thought
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you would spend the rest
of your life with.
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Then you're gonna fall back
into your old patterns,
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because you can't get that dream
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of having a perfect family
out your head.
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She does make a point, bro.
Shannon is kind of perfect.
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Except the time when she slept
with your barber, and...
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Hey!
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Look, Rel, you're a family addict,
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and I just don't want
to see you hurt again.
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Please don't tell me
you're staying at the house.
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No, I'm staying at a hotel, okay?
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And-and look, guys,
y'all getting carried away.
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I'm only gonna be there
for a couple days.
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Good, 'cause I can't lose you
to Cleveland.
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You're my brother and my mentor
and my best friend.
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Nat, what you talking about?
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That's what you say at funeral.
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The man ain't dead.
He's just going to Cleveland.
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Look, look, look, look, guys, look.
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I'm a grown-ass man.
I don't need anybody's help.
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I got this, all right? Now,
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which one of y'all want
to take me the airport tomorrow?
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- Oh.
- My car got a flat.
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Um, hey.
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Hey.
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Just...
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Yeah. Uh, okay.
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Kids, look who is here.
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- Hey. Hey. Hey.
- Daddy!
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Oh, God, I missed you guys so much.
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- How are my babies doing?
- I'm great.
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But Erica is in big trouble,
which is why I'm great!
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Okay, Terry, please go put
on your pajamas.
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Are you gonna sleep here, Daddy?
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I mean, look,
I just came to say good...
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Mom, please can he stay?
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Please, please can he stay?
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What did I say? Huh?
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Come on, put on your pajamas, babe.
Let's go.
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Are you going to yell at me, too?
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Oh, he will... as soon
as you tell him what you did.
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I told Lisa Maxwell
to give me a high three.
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Wait. What's a high three?
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Lisa Maxwell only has three fingers.
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Oh.
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So, why-why did you say that?
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She was making fun of me first.
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She called me "Stinky Butt."
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What? She started it?
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All right, look, well, you, you...
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Why don't you go to bed, right,
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and we'll talk about this
in the morning.
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Come here. I missed you. Mmm.
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- Good night.
- Good night. Good night.
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Mm-hmm, goodnight.
I'll be up in a minute.
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So, um,
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well, why you ain't tell me
about the three finger part?
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Oh, I kind of just wanted
to see your face in person
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when you heard it.
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So worth it!
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I mean, I know it's wrong
and everything, and... you know.
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I don't know
who her parents is, but...
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you got a kid with three fingers,
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you got to let them know,
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"Look, you can't be talking
about people."
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True, true.
I knew you would like that.
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But listen, in all seriousness,
come on.
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Her being suspended is
a really big deal.
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We have to figure out
how to handle this.
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You know, we just got to let her know
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you can't go right after the
three, you know what I mean?
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Or we can just teach her coping skills
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on how to deal
with being teased. Real simple.
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I mean, I guess
that's another option, you know.
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All right, wait for it.
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Wait a minute.
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Hot cocoa?
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And you put
the little marshmallows in there
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and everything.
You-you remember how I like it.
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Hey, thank you.
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You're welcome. And, uh,
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I think it'll make Terry very,
very happy if you stay here.
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And I'm cool with that, you know,
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if that's what you want to do.
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Well, I mean,
if-if that's what, you know,
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if that's what Terry wants.
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Brittany, what are you doing?
What... Is everything all right?
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Yeah. Why are you whispering?
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Uh, you know, 'cause I'm...
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Hi, Aunt Brittany!
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Damn, Rel, I knew
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you was gonna end up
sleeping at the house.
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Look, look, the-the kids
wanted me here, okay
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- Terry?
- Yes, Aunt Brittany?
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If your dad sleeps anywhere
but that floor,
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you call me,
and I'm gonna send you $20.
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- Okay.
- Okay. We got to go. Bye.
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I'm watching you.
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I don't know why,
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but I'm watching you.
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Okay, just because you are suspended
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doesn't mean you got the day off.
Roasting class is in session.
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- What's roasting?
- Good question.
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Roasting is how you verbally
defend yourself, right?
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I'm gonna teach you
to look like the good guy
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instead of the bad guy.
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Mom said that I should be
the bigger person,
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but this sounds more fun.
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Now, look, here's the thing, though.
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You can't go at the disabilities,
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or talk about something
a person can't change.
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You got to be more creative.
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Like, I'll give you
a perfect example, right?
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I remember when I was
in school and this kid,
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you know, was-was calling me
"four eyes."
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I was like, "Well, the only
reason I got these glasses on
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is to block your bad breath
from giving me pink eye."
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And the next thing you do,
all you got to do is
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add an act-out to that,
and you're good.
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What's an act-out?
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Oh, an act-out is when
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you actually act out the joke
you said, right?
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I'll give you a perfect example,
right?
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This mean kid who used to pick on me
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had on some dirty Jordans one day.
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And I was like,
"Your-Your Jordans are so dirty,
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"Michael Jordan's not holding
a basketball anymore.
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He's holding a washcloth." And
then I started doing like this.
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And everybody started dying laughing.
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And that's all you got to do,
you know?
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As a matter of fact,
let's-let's... let's practice.
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Look at this pillow.
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Pretend this pillow is Lisa Maxwell.
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That's right, that mean girl
that talked about you.
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And she said your butt stinks. Go.
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You only know my butt is stinky
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because you like to sniff butts. Hmm.
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I mean, that is funny,
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but, uh, you're also admitting
that your butt stinks.
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So...
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it's a win-loss situation.
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How about this, Dad?
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Your shirt is so dirty,
I almost gave you a quarter
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when I saw you this morning.
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All right, look,
that's not bad, but, you know,
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you don't know
this kid's financial situation.
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20 years ago, you know,
poverty wasn't off-limits.
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You know, right now you got
to factor in the socioeconomics,
246
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you know what I mean?
247
00:10:14,034 --> 00:10:16,034
Ew, what are you eating for lunch?
248
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It smells like bubbling hot garbage.
249
00:10:18,505 --> 00:10:22,641
Well, your outfit is so weird
that they cancelled picture day.
250
00:10:22,642 --> 00:10:25,043
Good job!
251
00:10:25,045 --> 00:10:26,979
Okay, look,
you've been doing great today,
252
00:10:26,980 --> 00:10:28,847
but this is your last test.
253
00:10:28,848 --> 00:10:32,818
Roast your dad. Come on, hit me.
254
00:10:32,819 --> 00:10:34,653
Your breath's so bad
255
00:10:34,654 --> 00:10:38,524
that your family moved
all the way to Cleveland.
256
00:10:38,525 --> 00:10:40,692
Damn, girl.
257
00:10:40,694 --> 00:10:43,028
Okay, I didn't know
you was gonna go that low,
258
00:10:43,029 --> 00:10:45,197
uh, but it was good, you know,
259
00:10:45,198 --> 00:10:47,199
but... but you're cold-blooded.
260
00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:48,901
Ooh, I got one.
261
00:10:48,902 --> 00:10:52,871
Your daddy's head smells
like doodie fish. Ha!
262
00:10:52,872 --> 00:10:54,473
What's a...
what's a "doodie fish," though?
263
00:10:54,474 --> 00:10:56,308
I like how you added
264
00:10:56,309 --> 00:10:58,744
the "ha" at the end, 'cause
it made more emphasis to it.
265
00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:00,212
Wow, I haven't heard
266
00:11:00,213 --> 00:11:01,680
that much laughter in here in a while.
267
00:11:01,681 --> 00:11:03,982
And I made you a plate.
268
00:11:03,983 --> 00:11:06,418
Mom, I'm sorry I got suspended.
269
00:11:06,419 --> 00:11:08,420
I know what I did was wrong.
270
00:11:08,421 --> 00:11:09,788
Dad helped me see that.
271
00:11:09,789 --> 00:11:10,889
Wow.
272
00:11:10,890 --> 00:11:12,891
Okay, apology accepted.
273
00:11:12,892 --> 00:11:15,461
Come here and give me a hug. Mm!
274
00:11:15,462 --> 00:11:17,863
Come on, Terry,
let's get our pajamas on
275
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so we can watch a family movie.
276
00:11:20,066 --> 00:11:22,267
Oh! Oh! Hi, Mom.
277
00:11:22,268 --> 00:11:23,602
Hi.
278
00:11:25,171 --> 00:11:27,606
Okay, wait. Laughter, dinner,
279
00:11:27,607 --> 00:11:30,275
family movie night and an
apology from my daughter?
280
00:11:30,276 --> 00:11:32,911
- Look at you. Well done.
- Yeah, you know,
281
00:11:32,912 --> 00:11:34,613
I taught her some
coping skills, you know.
282
00:11:34,614 --> 00:11:36,248
And, uh, guess what?
283
00:11:36,249 --> 00:11:37,583
I made the cocoa.
284
00:11:39,119 --> 00:11:41,320
Here you go.
285
00:11:41,321 --> 00:11:42,554
Damn, Rel.
286
00:11:42,555 --> 00:11:44,556
They seem really happy.
287
00:11:44,557 --> 00:11:46,859
I have to admit,
I was a little nervous
288
00:11:46,860 --> 00:11:49,394
about asking you to come here,
but this is nice.
289
00:11:49,396 --> 00:11:51,396
In fact... mmm, smells good...
290
00:11:51,398 --> 00:11:53,398
I am gonna go take off this suit,
291
00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:55,834
so that I'll be ready
for family movie night.
292
00:11:55,835 --> 00:11:57,870
Go and get comfortable.
293
00:11:57,871 --> 00:12:00,906
- Don't drink my cocoa.
- I won't.
294
00:12:00,907 --> 00:12:02,975
Okay. You're killing it, Rel.
295
00:12:02,976 --> 00:12:05,277
You are the man.
296
00:12:05,278 --> 00:12:07,913
Aah, hot, hot, hot!
297
00:12:07,914 --> 00:12:09,848
All right, when you're making
a vision board,
298
00:12:09,849 --> 00:12:11,783
you shouldn't think
of objects you want.
299
00:12:11,785 --> 00:12:14,453
Think of objects that represent
where you want your life to go.
300
00:12:14,454 --> 00:12:17,689
Do either of you envision
a drink in your future?
301
00:12:17,690 --> 00:12:22,394
Because if not, I can see my
future without you in the bar.
302
00:12:22,395 --> 00:12:24,396
Look, yo, yo, this place is good luck.
303
00:12:24,397 --> 00:12:26,431
This is exactly where Rel was
when his kids called
304
00:12:26,433 --> 00:12:28,200
and his vision board came true.
305
00:12:28,201 --> 00:12:29,902
- What's that, Nat? What'd you say?
- I was...
306
00:12:29,903 --> 00:12:34,473
Oh, you want a vodka soda
and a beer? Coming right up.
307
00:12:34,474 --> 00:12:37,175
Let's see what you got on yours, Nat.
308
00:12:38,545 --> 00:12:40,679
It's hard to make sense of this.
309
00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:42,981
Is that a briefcase
and a woman twerking?
310
00:12:42,982 --> 00:12:45,117
Yeah. 'Cause, you know,
I want a job, right?
311
00:12:45,118 --> 00:12:47,119
But I want a "good-ass" job.
312
00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:49,121
You see what I'm saying?
313
00:12:49,122 --> 00:12:50,956
Feel me?
314
00:12:50,957 --> 00:12:53,025
Right there.
315
00:12:53,026 --> 00:12:56,061
Look, you know
this ain't a word game, right?
316
00:12:56,062 --> 00:12:58,897
Then why... why ain't
no pictures right there?
317
00:12:58,898 --> 00:13:01,733
Oh, see, that represents
endless possibilities.
318
00:13:01,734 --> 00:13:04,036
But it's... it's nothing.
319
00:13:04,037 --> 00:13:06,271
Yeah, but it could be anything,
you see what I'm saying?
320
00:13:06,272 --> 00:13:07,539
You gotta open your mind, Britt.
321
00:13:07,540 --> 00:13:08,740
Yo, Brittany,
322
00:13:08,741 --> 00:13:10,609
how's Rel doing in Cleveland?
323
00:13:10,610 --> 00:13:14,112
Did he get back with his ex
and re-tear that ass up?
324
00:13:17,984 --> 00:13:21,019
No. But last night, I did find
out he was staying at the house.
325
00:13:21,020 --> 00:13:22,788
Oh. Don't worry. Look, I got a picture
326
00:13:22,789 --> 00:13:25,157
of Rel's favorite deep dish
spot on this vision board.
327
00:13:25,158 --> 00:13:27,459
That'll make sure the universe
don't let him move to Cleveland.
328
00:13:27,460 --> 00:13:29,032
Might be too late for that.
I've been calling his ass
329
00:13:29,033 --> 00:13:31,763
all night, and he ain't answered.
330
00:13:47,413 --> 00:13:50,248
I called you five times.
Why are you ducking me?
331
00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:52,451
Come on, now, you know
I told you my phone was dead.
332
00:13:52,452 --> 00:13:54,653
Rel, you're a terrible liar.
It rang every time.
333
00:13:54,654 --> 00:13:56,788
Anyway, what time
are you going to the airport?
334
00:13:56,789 --> 00:13:58,390
Well, here's the thing, you know,
335
00:13:58,391 --> 00:14:00,125
um, I'm-a stay an extra night.
336
00:14:00,126 --> 00:14:02,227
- What?
- I'm just saying, me being here
337
00:14:02,228 --> 00:14:04,429
has been beneficial
for the kids, okay?
338
00:14:04,430 --> 00:14:07,065
- Everything's going great.
- Beneficial for the kids?
339
00:14:07,066 --> 00:14:08,500
Wait, are you whisking?
340
00:14:08,501 --> 00:14:10,369
Show me what you're doing. Now.
341
00:14:11,838 --> 00:14:13,572
You're making breakfast for dinner
342
00:14:13,573 --> 00:14:15,240
with your signature scrambled eggs.
343
00:14:15,242 --> 00:14:16,942
And hold up, is that the...
344
00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:18,910
Yup. The Bobby Brown seasoning.
345
00:14:18,912 --> 00:14:21,513
Because what I cook is my prerogative.
346
00:14:23,082 --> 00:14:24,683
You brought that from home?
347
00:14:24,684 --> 00:14:27,185
You flew with seasoning?
Who flies with seasoning?
348
00:14:27,186 --> 00:14:29,221
Look, Rel,
I don't want you to backslide
349
00:14:29,222 --> 00:14:31,556
and get your feelings hurt.
I just want you to...
350
00:14:31,558 --> 00:14:33,392
Oh, well, gotta take this.
351
00:14:33,393 --> 00:14:35,360
- Gotta go. Bye.
- No, don't pause...
352
00:14:35,361 --> 00:14:38,196
Hey. Guess what I'm doing?
353
00:14:39,198 --> 00:14:41,299
Wait, she got suspended again?
354
00:14:44,433 --> 00:14:46,634
Erica, would you mind
telling your parents
355
00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:47,946
what happened, please?
356
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:50,048
Well, I was doing my math lab,
357
00:14:50,072 --> 00:14:52,506
and Lisa Maxwell said
that I was a baby,
358
00:14:52,507 --> 00:14:54,642
because I was counting
on my fingers, and I said,
359
00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:56,677
"You need to put some lotion
on your elbows,
360
00:14:56,678 --> 00:14:59,113
because they look like they've
been dipped in cake batter."
361
00:14:59,114 --> 00:15:00,548
Dip, dip, dip.
362
00:15:03,251 --> 00:15:05,219
Are these the coping skills
you taught her?
363
00:15:05,220 --> 00:15:08,155
Yes, but honest, I didn't know
she was gonna be so good at it.
364
00:15:08,156 --> 00:15:10,458
And look, to tell you the truth,
the other girl started it,
365
00:15:10,459 --> 00:15:12,359
You know what I mean?
When did you start
366
00:15:12,361 --> 00:15:14,128
- suspending kids for being hilarious?
- Okay,
367
00:15:14,129 --> 00:15:15,729
that's-that's not what we're doing.
368
00:15:15,731 --> 00:15:17,131
I am sorry for what she did,
369
00:15:17,132 --> 00:15:19,166
and I am very sorry
for what my husband did.
370
00:15:19,167 --> 00:15:20,734
I'm sorry. My... my ex-husband.
371
00:15:20,736 --> 00:15:22,736
Actually, he's not my ex-husband yet.
372
00:15:22,738 --> 00:15:25,606
We're just separated, so I
am sorry for what this guy did,
373
00:15:25,607 --> 00:15:27,374
but I have to agree with him:
374
00:15:27,376 --> 00:15:29,043
she should not be suspended.
375
00:15:29,044 --> 00:15:31,445
Yeah, yeah, man. I mean,
that girl insulted her first.
376
00:15:31,446 --> 00:15:32,780
First.
377
00:15:32,781 --> 00:15:34,515
Well, she's not
getting suspended for that.
378
00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:36,717
In fact, I want
to apologize to you both
379
00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:38,486
for not seeing
that Erica was being bullied.
380
00:15:38,487 --> 00:15:41,121
Uh, Mr. Humphries,
can you come in here, please?
381
00:15:44,292 --> 00:15:46,760
Uh, can you tell them what happened?
382
00:15:46,762 --> 00:15:48,262
Gladly!
383
00:15:48,263 --> 00:15:50,931
This little itty-bitty,
tiny little girl
384
00:15:50,932 --> 00:15:53,801
had the audacity to insult me
that was so tragic.
385
00:15:53,802 --> 00:15:55,803
I mean, the words were insulting,
386
00:15:55,804 --> 00:15:58,339
and it had me petrified
of what she said to me.
387
00:15:58,340 --> 00:15:59,907
This little insidious attitude,
388
00:15:59,908 --> 00:16:02,176
this little bitty woman got
is ridiculous!
389
00:16:02,177 --> 00:16:04,211
She's a little monster,
that's what she is, okay?
390
00:16:04,212 --> 00:16:06,680
And what she said to me
had all the kids all riled up.
391
00:16:06,681 --> 00:16:08,682
It was almost a riot in my classroom!
392
00:16:08,683 --> 00:16:10,184
I couldn't hear myself think!
393
00:16:10,185 --> 00:16:12,486
Okay, Mr. Humphries, what did she do?
394
00:16:12,487 --> 00:16:15,689
Now, I told myself
I wouldn't repeat this.
395
00:16:15,690 --> 00:16:17,691
But if I got to, I will!
396
00:16:17,692 --> 00:16:20,094
This little girl said to me,
397
00:16:20,095 --> 00:16:23,297
"Say it, don't spray it"!
398
00:16:23,298 --> 00:16:25,633
Okay.
399
00:16:25,634 --> 00:16:28,168
Uh, Principal Thompson,
400
00:16:28,170 --> 00:16:31,772
I am sure that Erica is
very sorry for what she did.
401
00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:34,775
She should not have spoken
to her teacher like that.
402
00:16:34,776 --> 00:16:36,176
I'm sorry, Mr. Humphries.
403
00:16:36,178 --> 00:16:38,112
No, you're not!
404
00:16:39,681 --> 00:16:41,482
I'm so sorry about that.
405
00:16:41,483 --> 00:16:43,183
Some tissue for the spray?
406
00:16:50,025 --> 00:16:51,892
All right, Rel, um,
how about you tell me
407
00:16:51,893 --> 00:16:54,128
what you were thinking
when you taught our daughter
408
00:16:54,129 --> 00:16:55,963
to be disrespectful and insult people?
409
00:16:55,964 --> 00:16:57,932
Well, first of all, I was teaching her
410
00:16:57,933 --> 00:17:00,134
to stand up for herself,
instead of what you taught her
411
00:17:00,135 --> 00:17:02,670
- as doing nothing at all.
- I didn't teach her to do nothing.
412
00:17:02,671 --> 00:17:04,238
I told her to be the bigger person.
413
00:17:04,239 --> 00:17:06,240
Well, to me, the bigger person
is the better roaster, okay?
414
00:17:06,241 --> 00:17:07,841
You're from Chicago.
You know how we get down.
415
00:17:07,843 --> 00:17:10,010
Ugh! Rel, here we go. This is not
416
00:17:10,011 --> 00:17:13,447
- a Chicago-Cleveland thing!
- Well, maybe it is, okay?
417
00:17:13,448 --> 00:17:15,382
You know why it's
a Chicago-Cleveland thing?
418
00:17:15,383 --> 00:17:18,719
Because I live in Chicago
and my kids live in Cleveland.
419
00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:20,654
Did you ever think
that maybe she's acting out
420
00:17:20,655 --> 00:17:22,690
because I'm not around?
421
00:17:22,691 --> 00:17:24,725
I knew you would make this about you.
422
00:17:24,726 --> 00:17:26,560
See, there you go
with that again, like,
423
00:17:26,561 --> 00:17:29,263
always trying to call me
selfish, you know what I mean?
424
00:17:29,264 --> 00:17:31,799
Look, you are the one who actually...
425
00:17:36,304 --> 00:17:39,573
You know something,
what-what are we doing?
426
00:17:39,574 --> 00:17:41,508
I know.
427
00:17:41,510 --> 00:17:43,444
Dang.
428
00:17:43,445 --> 00:17:46,113
And these last couple of days,
they've been really nice.
429
00:17:46,114 --> 00:17:48,382
I actually thought
maybe there was a chance,
430
00:17:48,383 --> 00:17:50,651
just maybe, that we could work out.
431
00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:52,519
Here's the thing about it.
432
00:17:52,521 --> 00:17:56,190
We can't make it about us
no more, all right?
433
00:17:56,191 --> 00:17:59,059
It gotta just be about them.
434
00:17:59,060 --> 00:18:01,395
Look, I'm sorry.
435
00:18:01,396 --> 00:18:03,631
I'm sorry, too.
436
00:18:03,632 --> 00:18:06,734
Come here, come here,
come here, come here.
437
00:18:10,472 --> 00:18:12,439
Look, I know we're not...
438
00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:15,142
we're not good
at being husband and wife.
439
00:18:15,143 --> 00:18:19,046
Matter of fact,
we might be kind of terrible.
440
00:18:19,047 --> 00:18:21,882
We got to make sure we're
great co-parents for them.
441
00:18:21,883 --> 00:18:23,550
You're right.
442
00:18:23,552 --> 00:18:26,320
And I have to be completely honest.
443
00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:31,892
The kids are having
a hard time adjusting.
444
00:18:32,634 --> 00:18:35,206
I knew it would be hard
moving them from you
445
00:18:35,230 --> 00:18:37,564
but this job offer,
it was just so good,
446
00:18:37,566 --> 00:18:41,101
and at the time, I just thought
it was what was best for them.
447
00:18:41,102 --> 00:18:42,770
Look, look, hey, hey, don't-don't...
448
00:18:42,771 --> 00:18:44,505
you can't beat yourself up
about this, okay?
449
00:18:44,506 --> 00:18:46,573
Agreed with you about
bringing them here to Cleveland.
450
00:18:46,575 --> 00:18:48,676
You know, because this is
a huge opportunity for you,
451
00:18:48,677 --> 00:18:50,711
and you deserve that...
you've worked really hard
452
00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:53,714
to get where you at.
453
00:18:53,715 --> 00:18:56,216
Look, Shannon...
454
00:18:56,217 --> 00:18:58,419
Look, what can I...
455
00:18:58,420 --> 00:19:01,855
No, let me rephrase that.
456
00:19:01,856 --> 00:19:04,825
What can we do to make
this situation better?
457
00:19:07,395 --> 00:19:10,264
Look, look, I know you guys have
been worried about me, but...
458
00:19:10,265 --> 00:19:12,066
but Cleveland was, um...
459
00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:13,567
Cleveland was amazing.
460
00:19:13,568 --> 00:19:16,170
So, look, I got a surprise for you.
461
00:19:16,171 --> 00:19:17,938
I brought back a couple of souvenirs.
462
00:19:17,939 --> 00:19:19,973
- Hey!
- What?
463
00:19:19,975 --> 00:19:21,508
RY - What, what, what?
464
00:19:21,509 --> 00:19:23,177
Aw...
465
00:19:23,178 --> 00:19:24,978
Oh, hey, hey, don't get me wrong, man,
466
00:19:24,980 --> 00:19:26,513
I love seeing my grandkids, but...
467
00:19:26,514 --> 00:19:28,682
...did you kidnap them?
468
00:19:28,683 --> 00:19:30,551
Dad, no, no.
469
00:19:30,552 --> 00:19:32,653
- So, how long are they visiting for?
- No, no,
470
00:19:32,654 --> 00:19:34,254
it's not a visit, all right?
471
00:19:34,255 --> 00:19:36,323
Look, me and Shannon
worked out all our issues,
472
00:19:36,324 --> 00:19:38,459
and we had a long talk, and
we felt that, like, you know,
473
00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:40,294
bringing them back to Chicago
to finish the school year,
474
00:19:40,295 --> 00:19:42,262
it's just better for them...
you know, put them back in,
475
00:19:42,263 --> 00:19:44,075
- like, familiar settings, you
know what I mean? - Yeah.
476
00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:45,632
And, look, Shannon,
this gives her time to,
477
00:19:45,634 --> 00:19:47,768
like, get settled into her job, and...
478
00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:50,471
- Look, she's an amazing mom,
honestly, and... right now -Yeah.
479
00:19:50,472 --> 00:19:53,107
We're just trying to be
the best co-parents we can be.
480
00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:55,209
Look, look... l right, all right,
481
00:19:55,210 --> 00:19:57,478
We got the family all back together.
482
00:19:57,479 --> 00:20:00,314
- How we gonna celebrate?
- Breakfast for dinner.
483
00:20:00,315 --> 00:20:03,183
That's right, I'm
making my famous scrambled eggs.
484
00:20:03,184 --> 00:20:06,053
Eggs? Man, these kids been in
Cleveland for six months, man.
485
00:20:06,054 --> 00:20:07,654
Who wants deep dish?
486
00:20:11,393 --> 00:20:13,761
For real? I mean, you don't ask
my permission or nothing?
487
00:20:13,762 --> 00:20:15,562
You're just gonna
walk out with my kids?
488
00:20:15,563 --> 00:20:17,231
Bye.
489
00:20:21,925 --> 00:20:23,874
Larry, you're not gonna believe
490
00:20:23,875 --> 00:20:26,710
what this little nasty
little bitty boy did today.
491
00:20:26,711 --> 00:20:29,679
He did one of the most
disgusting crimes of all time.
492
00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:32,115
This little boy is one
of the nastiest little people
493
00:20:32,116 --> 00:20:33,817
I've ever met in my life,
494
00:20:33,818 --> 00:20:35,685
and I am sick of it!
495
00:20:35,686 --> 00:20:38,355
When I tell you what he did,
you're gonna be... Oh, my God,
496
00:20:38,356 --> 00:20:40,724
it's such a bacterial crime,
you're gonna be so... Oh!
497
00:20:40,725 --> 00:20:42,726
Here we go. I'll tell you
what he did... this little boy
498
00:20:42,727 --> 00:20:44,895
went to the bathroom
and didn't wash his hands.
499
00:20:44,896 --> 00:20:47,697
And when I asked him,
he admitted to it!
500
00:20:47,698 --> 00:20:49,733
He is disgusting. Now,
this is what I suggest we do.
501
00:20:49,734 --> 00:20:51,167
We don't have to suspend him,
502
00:20:51,169 --> 00:20:53,403
but we should hand-sanitize
his whole body.
503
00:20:53,404 --> 00:20:56,273
That's right. I want permission
to strip him and dip him.
504
00:20:56,274 --> 00:20:58,208
Absolutely not!
505
00:20:58,209 --> 00:21:00,577
Young man, go wash your hands
and go back to class, please.
506
00:21:00,578 --> 00:21:03,513
Thank you, sir. You're a young
king out here on these streets.
507
00:21:03,514 --> 00:21:05,682
He's not a king, he's disgusting!
508
00:21:05,683 --> 00:21:07,617
Mr. Humphries...
509
00:21:07,618 --> 00:21:10,266
you can't keep trying
to suspend every kid,
510
00:21:10,267 --> 00:21:11,808
or the board is gonna find out
511
00:21:11,809 --> 00:21:14,544
that you, in fact, hate children!
512
00:21:14,545 --> 00:21:17,246
Let me say this to you:
you are a coward.
513
00:21:17,247 --> 00:21:20,249
You are a coward!
514
00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:21,651
And guess what?
515
00:21:21,652 --> 00:21:23,619
I quit. I don't need this mess.
516
00:21:23,620 --> 00:21:25,154
I am done, Larry!
517
00:21:25,155 --> 00:21:26,956
That's right, Mr. Humphries is done!
518
00:21:26,957 --> 00:21:29,358
I'm going back into
show business. That's right!
519
00:21:29,359 --> 00:21:31,027
I'm gonna call
Patti LaBelle right now.
520
00:21:31,028 --> 00:21:34,463
Patti! Patti! Patti?!
521
00:21:34,605 --> 00:21:41,746
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