All language subtitles for Invisible Centerfolds (2015)

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For the future!

Fear the bear, not me.

That was terrible.

Do you feel any different?

Except the awful taste in my mouth,

that's now making its way to the back of my throat?

No.

I don't.

Should have worked.

With all my previous test subjects,

the proof of invisibility was instantaneous.

Where did I go wrong?

Professor...

I wonder if I should adjust the mix ratio

due to the size of the larger subject.

Professor!

Kay!

You're...
- Invisible!

INVISIBLE PHOTOMODELS

Please, honey, make yourself comfortable.

Oh, my God.

Professor Jennings, is this where you live?

I live here, I work here,

I do everything here.

You know, when I saw you at the club,

I knew there was something different about you.

Different?

How so, Rachel?

You're just not the usual kind of guy,

I meet in that seedy bar, you know?

I guess not.

You seem like the real narrow-minded professor type,

who never leaves the lab.

All drudgery, no fun, never
ever met a test tube he didn't like.

I want you to know that's not my usual practice

to randomly meet strange girls at a bar.

Okay.

Oh, not that you're weird or anything.

I just...

It's okay, Professor.

Believe me, you're not the first guy,

I've ever been home with, you understand?

Well, I don't want you to think I brought you here

for something lustful.

Really?

Well, that's too bad.

Isn't it?

What kind of professor are you?

I'm a chemistry professor.

Well, professor, why don't you sit down

and let me show you some chemistry.

Beth, move your foot a little to the left.

That's good, that's good.

Crystal, smile, honey.

It's fun, isn't it?

Smile, smile big.

Okay. (laughs)

Kay, be yourself, honey.

Now that's what I'm talking about, yeah.

Enjoy it. Start to feel it.

Can you feel it?

From me to you, express it.

Yes.

Yes, it's getting hot.

It's getting hotter.

Hotter and hotter. Filled with passion!

You are filled with passion, all of you.

Oh, yes, it's a nice feeling.

It is, it is, it is!

I'm done.

All right, girls, gather round.

The great Santini has news for you.

What's he got?

Well, I just got a call

the other day from Playpen magazine.

Really?

Yeah.

And they want good old Santini to pick the next model,

who's gonna be Miss February.

February? God, it's my favorite month.

Oh, but it's also my favorite month!

Since when?

Since forever.

Ladies, ladies, hey, no fighting now, okay?

Look, I know you three are friends and roommates,

so I promise I'll be totally fair,

when I make my choice.

Now, hey, get ready in your next outfits.

I believe this is the leather and lace design.

You'll find the ball gag and whips next to the outfits.

Don't.

Wait a second, Kay.

Look now, I know what I told the other girls,

but let's face it: there's only one possible Miss February,

at least if you're a team player.

Look, I don't care.

Give it to one of the other girls.

You're kidding. Are you?

Why do you even bother with this job if you don't want

to do whatever it takes to get to the top?

Look, I'm just doing this to make some extra money.

I'm studying to be a dental hygienist.

Dental hygienist?

Honey, with a body like that,

that would be a crime against nature

to deny people the right to look.

Well, I guess I'm guilty as charged.

Well, most girls would kill,
to have your looks.

Well, I'm not like most girls.

Is everything okay?

It is now, honey. Let's go shoot!

That was great, Professor, but I gotta run.

So soon?

But there's a lot more I wanted to show you.

I'm sure I've seen everything.

But I just wanted to show you the lab.

I think you'll find it very interesting.

The lab, huh?

Yeah. Yeah.

I wouldn't know that you were creating some kind of

of the Frankenstein monster in there, right?

No, no. I assure you, it's nothing like that.

It's right this way.

It's really quite amazing.

Lead the way.

There it is.

What do you think?

It's a lab, all right.

This is where I do all my experiments.

Really?

Because it looks like the lab
for my ex-boyfriend's meth.

Oh, no, no, no, no. It's nothing like that.

So, what kind of crazy experiments are you doing here?

I thought you'd never ask.

Look at this.

Okay. (chuckles)

It's an empty aquarium.

Or at least that's what it would look like.

But what if I told you,

that there are actually three fish in this tank?

Well, they must be hiding, honey,

cause I don't see anything.

Trust me, they're in there.

What, cut them down to small size

with some kind of shrink ray or something?

No, but I like the way you think.

Right here.

So I bet you'll tell me,

there's a bird in here, right?

I say.

Professor, I think you might be a little crazy.

Not at all.

So there's a bird inside, right?

There is.

You want proof?

Sure. Sure.

Polly, you want a cracker?

Are you kidding?

Did you hear that?

You got speakers around here somewhere, right?

No, I don't.

I assure you it's all very real.

And the best part is, I'm ready
to move on to human trials.

Human trials?

Yes, I'm ready to take the next step.

I just need a willing subject,
to test my formula on.

Any volunteers?

What's that? Some kind of high-tech
flunitrazepam or something?

Look, honey, I know you're new at this,

but you gotta give it to the girls

before you have sex with them.

No, no, no. You don't understand.

I want to make you invisible.

Yeah, I think I'm gonna give it away.

It'll just take a moment.

I said no.

But I would...

Forget it, man.

Rachel.

Rachel.

Rachel!

Rachel.
- No! [Screams]

Not another one.

Where do I find the perfect guinea pig?

What can I get you?

Give me a tequila.

Leave the bottle.

Rough night?

Doesn't look like yours is much better.

No, it really doesn't.

Again.

So, what could be bothering

a beautiful lady like you?

Pretty?

Well, I guess you could say that's my problem.

How so?

Look around.

Oh, I see.

Unwanted attention.

Got it.

Is it my fault that the school
dental hygiene school is so expensive?

No, I'm not.

No, it isn't.

And can I make myself useful if the easiest way

to make a quick buck is by getting photographed?

No, nothing like that.

And if in some of those pictures,

my boobs accidentally showed,

well, does that hurt anyone?

I can't see any.

Then I get all this.

Well, I guess that goes along with

with the boobs showing and everything.

Sometimes I wish I was just invisible.

Say it again?

What?

What you just said.

That I wish I was invisible?

Yeah, that.

Listen, you need money, right?

That's right.

I think I got something for you.

No, thank you, sir.

I don't need that much money.

No, no, no, no.

It's nothing like that.

Let me introduce myself.

I'm Professor Jennings.

I work at the university.

I'm Kay.

Kay.

I was working on an invisibility formula.

- Invisibility?
- Shh, hush.

Yeah, invisibility.

I was pretty successful in my early tests.

I still can't find my car keys.

And it's entirely possible

the python escaped from its cage.

Are you serious?

Oh, yeah.

And I'm ready to try it out on people.

I just need a test subject.

You mean me?

If you're willing.

I don't know.

I'll pay a good price.

How much?

Well, how much do you need to finish school?

About $15,000.

- Granted.
- What?!

Given.

15 000.

If this is successful, my formula will reap millions.

It's worth it.

Okay, so what should we do?

Well, it's all back to my lab.

If you just come with me...

Okay, Professor, let's go.

What can I get you?

Those people who just left, do you know them?

Are you kidding, man?

Everybody knows who she is.

And then the pH balance stabilizes

by introducing nitrous peroxide.

Then it's really quite simple.

The formula actually discolors the skin pigment,

as well as all organs and bodily fluids.

So basically invisible.

Yes.

Isn't that what I just said?

Yeah, I mean, it's all good and everything,

but, Professor, it's way beyond
my ability to understand it.

Can we just get on with it?

Sure. Sure. Sure.

О. Take off your clothes, please.

Excuse me?

I told you I don't do that.

Please, you've completely misunderstood me.

I just need to analyze

the rate of progression of the formula.

There's a towel there for your decency.

Uh, okay.

Can you turn around, please?

I'm sorry.

Okay. [Clears throat] I'm ready.

On an important case like this,

I feel it necessary to make a statement.

Of course, look, Professor, you know,
that your laboratory is not heated,

I'm half naked, can we just
really get on with this?

Very well.

For the future!

Bear fear, not me.

That was horrible.

Well, I wasn't exactly designing a fruit punch, now was I?

Yeah, and a nice thing you are not.

Do you feel any different?

Apart from the awful taste that's in my mouth,

that's now making its way to the back of my throat?

I don't.

I don't.

It had to work.

With all my previous test subjects,

the proof of invisibility was instantaneous.

Where did I go wrong?

Professor...

I wonder if I should adjust the mix ratio

due to the size of the larger subject.

Professor!

Kay!

You're...
- Invisible!

Yeah, it worked!

It really worked!

Professor, you did it.

I really am invisible.

I'll be rich. Rich!

Well, let me kiss the rich man first.

Congratulations, Professor.

Thank you, Professor.

Sorry, I...
- Oh, don't apologize.

You have made me the happiest woman on Earth.

Well, I understand.

Now, let's celebrate!

Kay, are you home?

I guess she's still out.

Oh, my God, just think - Miss February.

Ugh, I know.

I swear, I'd do anything to win that spot.

Me, too! Well, almost anything.

Almost anything is not enough

in this business, sister.

Well, I know, but Santini, phew.

You must kiss a lot of frogs

before you find your prince.

Maybe.

You can bet Kay won't stand a chance.

She won't get tongue-tied about anything.

I know. She's so naive sometimes.

Sometimes?

You mean all the time.

I mean, she never
joins us, does she?

She never does.

Good morning.

Good morning.

You have a lot of problems that
to worry about, I suppose?

I was just thinking about how to mix up the formula again,

to change the duration of invisibility.

Now, a stronger pH balance is key,

but it's hardly the only factor.

Good.

Why don't I go make us some coffee, Professor?

Thank you, Professor.

Okay. (chuckles)

Oh... Professor, how do you like your coffee?

Professor?

Professor!

Kay, what happened?

Are you asking me?

You're invisible again.

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

Is this gonna happen all the time?

I don't know. It's never happened before.

Once the subject regains visibility,

it's a - a client tryout.

Will it stay like this?

Will we ever see each other again?

I can't say.

Oh, Professor, how could you?

I didn't know.

This is terrible.

Kay. Wait.

Kay! (gasps)

Kay! (gasps)

I made it.

Um, I wonder if a shower would help.

Kay? Is that you?

I must be dreaming.

Hmm. Any word from her?

No. I don't know.

No answer on her cell.

I'm really worried.
It's not her style to stay out all night.

Did you hear that?

I think so.

Well, listen, I got the pictures with Santini.

If you hear from her, call me?

I will, and good luck with your pictures,

though not too many.

My pictures aren't till tomorrow.

Honey, I love you,

but if I have anything to say about it,

you're looking at the next Miss February.

Hmm. Santini.

This could be fun.

I better call maintenance.

Oh, yeah.

Excellent, Beth.

Okay. (chuckles)

Okay. (chuckles)

Now, pick up that banana.

Yeah. (chuckles)

Yeah. [Laughs]

Yeah, you know how to give it your all.

Yeah, you do.

Give it your all with that banana.

Oh, yeah.

Now turn around.

Yeah. (laughs)

Honey, you look good on the move.

Oh, yeah.

Give it your all.

This is it. That's it.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it. I'm exhausted.

So, Santini, unlike Kay,

I'm willing to do anything to be Miss February.

Really?

You little slut...

What did you call me?

Nothing.

Nothing.

So you said?

It's something like this: I want to be Miss February,

and you want me.

What more is there to say?

Banana?

Yeah.

So: when am I gonna show up for these Miss February photos?

Whoa, not so fast, missy.

What?

Well, I mean, your audition
here was great and everything,

but there are many other candidates to consider.

You must be joking, right?

You pathetic rat.

I'm gonna reprimand you.

God, what a creep.

Hey, what's the big deal?

I swear I never thought of it,
you could be such a big pig!

Whoa, honey, no need to get rude.

Take that!

Hey, enough already.

Bet it is.

What the hell is going on with these bitches?

Oh, what?

That was funny.

I must be losing my mind.

Yo, are you Santini, the photographer?

Who wants to know?

My name's Joe, Joe Smith.

Your secretary told me to find you here.

Okay, you found me.

И?

I'm a movie agent.

I'm interested in one of your talents.

Kay?

Yeah, you and every other guy in town, buddy.

That's too bad.

Oh, did I happen to mention,

that there's a substantial finders fee?

Well, now that's something else, isn't it?

I got her contact information at the studio.

But, hey, you just dropped her roommate.

The chunky brunette who just left?

That's her.

Hey, thanks, buddy.

Hey, you know, I got a lot of other girls,

if you need them.

I don't.

I just need this one.

Fuck him. It's locked.

Kay, is that you?

Echo?

That was weird.

I must be going crazy.

You're not crazy.

Kay?

Where are you?

What the hell's going on?

Kay?

You can see me. I'm visible again.

Oh, my God.

Let me explain.

Okay, okay, okay.

I went to a bar last night, met a guy

and I went to their...

Oh, bravo to you, girl.

No, no, no, no. It's not like that.

He's a scientist.

His name is Professor Jennings.

and he lives in that mansion on the edge of town.

So he made this invisibility potion

and he needed someone,
to test it, you know?

No.

You see, he paid me to take
the potion, and I was invisible!

And I thought I'd stay like this forever,

but now you can see me, so it's all right.

So he paid you?

Come to think of it, he didn't pay me at all.

Oh, honey...

Rule number one is you always get paid first.

Oh, I think he's solvent.

Yeah.

Well, never mind.

Listen, you know, I was invisible!

Oh, and it was so liberating.

Really?

Yeah, it was.

You bet.

Here, come on, I'll show you.

So, what's next?

Are you going back to get your money?

$15,000?

What do you think?

Kay!

What?

You're invisible.

Oh, no. Again?

That must be Beth.

Oh, Crystal, don't say anything to her.

until she figures it out, okay?

Swear you'll keep quiet.

I swear.

Hey, Beth. How'd your shoot go?

Terrible.

I never want to see that creep Santini again.

I'm sorry. Was he down?

Girl, it's worse than you think.

I just spent the last
few hours driving around town,

trying to clear my head.

Any word from Kay?

Have you seen her?

I haven't. It's like she's evaporated.

What could have happened to her?

Hi.

Can I help you?

Yeah, I can help you.

Looking for Kay?

Oh... Well, she's not around right now.

Yeah, she's completely gone.

Gone, huh?

We haven't seen her in a few days.

Are you a cop or something?

Or something.

Is she in some kind of trouble?

Let's say I have to find her

and her professor friend as soon as possible.

Professor?

I don't know any professor.

What about you?

I've never even heard of Professor Jennings.

Oh, you haven't?

How do you know his name?

Oh, my God.

Didn't you tell us?

You know where he is, don't you?

No, no, I swear.

No? No.

How come I don't trust you right now?

I'm telling you, he's definitely not at the old mansion

on the outskirts of town.

Oh, wow.

Thanks for the hint.

You know, I'm not very familiar with that part of town.

Where exactly is this mansion located?

I know where it is.

I can show you if you want.

Perfect.

But I'll drive.

It takes you forever to get anywhere.

It doesn't matter. Let's go.

Crystal!

Kay, you're visible again!

Yeah, it comes and goes like the wind.

Why did you tell him where the professor is?

I didn't want to, honest.

He was too smart for me, I guess.

Yeah, I guess.

Look, I should call the professor.

What's the problem?

I didn't get his number.

You're really new at this.

Rule number two: you should always get the number.

О. Crystal, look.

This guy's a mobster!

I have to warn the professor.

It could be dangerous.

Wow.

Can you control him now?

Yeah, I guess.

Okay, stay here and don't let anyone in but me.

I'm still not sure exactly why we're here.

What was all that talk
in the car about being invisible

and secret formulas and whatnot?

Are you some kind of secret agent or spy or something?

Well, if I was, I certainly couldn't tell you,

could I now?

This is so sexy.

I don't think there's anyone at home.

Quiet now, national security and all that.

Right.

Let's take a look around,

see if we can find the professor.

All right. [Beep]

Hey, Professor!

Anybody home?!

I don't think anyone's home.

Yeah, no kidding, huh?

Well, it looks like we have the whole place to ourselves.

Right.

Well, we'll just wait for him to get home.

The fate of the whole country could depend on it.

Wow.

This is so sexy.

Like we're just waiting,

why don't you show me some of your secret agent moves?

Now that's more satisfying.

No professor yet.

Who cares?

That's apparently the formula for invisibility,

I was looking for.

You know what?

Here, you try it.

No, thanks.

I've been down this road before.

Oh, come on.

Don't you want to help your country?

Actually, I'm Canadian.

I said drink it.

Go ahead.

Е?

Do you smell something?

Oh... I feel like I'm gonna throw up.

This thing is awful.

What's the point of this?

Professor...

You know, they say timing is everything.

I was just about to get off your invisibility formula,

but it doesn't seem to be working, and I need it to work.

Who are you people?

That's not important.

What matters is that every cop

in the state is out looking for me,

And I could use a little

invisibility right now, but nothing's happening.

Did you drink that?

Yeah.

Fool, that's not the formula for invisibility.

This is.

Well, what did I drink?

Well...

Well, doctor, I gotta run.

Good girl.

You don't need this.

Who said that?

What's going on?

Get that!

And this!

Here, let me help you.

Was that enough for you, Gus?

Yeah, it was. I'm out of here.

Stay right there.

You're not leaving without saying goodbye, are you?

Oh, march!

Kay, there you are.

Well, Professor, all's well that ends well.

I have to agree.

But there's one little thing.

What is it?

A little $15,000 box?

Yeah, about that...

Oh, man, don't tell me you don't have them.

Well...

I mean, look at this place, you must be a pariah.

That's my mom's.

Your mother's?

I'm afraid so.

But what about the university job?

Assistant.

Assistant?

Yeah.

The janitor makes more than me.

Well, your formula for invisibility,

you're gonna sell it, right?

And you're gonna get rich, like you said?

Well, the formula's proven to be too unstable.

In good conscience, I could never work with her again.

I'm done.

Well, I guess I'm going back to taking my clothes off

for the girlie magazines.

Just think: I did all that

and I still ended up back at square one.

Well, not quite.

I mean, you've still got me.

That is, if you want me.

Oh, Professor...

People! Kay? Anybody home?

I got him! I got Miss February!
And I didn't need to sleep with Santini!

Echo? Anyone? Jesus!!! My biggest day
ever and there's no one to tell me to shut up.

Who are you?

Hey! You must be Crystal:
Kay's roommate.

I'm Professor Jennings.

I heard about you, but what exactly do you do?

О! It's not what it looks like.

- Doesn't it?
- No, no, not at all.

Ah! Hey, Crystal!

I'm sorry.

No, no, it's okay, it's our fault.
We should have locked the door.

But since you're here, why don't you jump?
- Really?

Yeah, I do. Like I said: the invisible
formula is so liberating.

Okay.

Professor...

Well, I guess it goes along with

with showing boobs and everything.

So when am I gonna show up for these Miss February photos?

I swear.

My name's Joe, Joe Smith.

I'm not gonna find out you're creating some kind of

of the Frankenstein monster out there, are you?

Smile, sweetheart.

It's funny, isn't it?

Smile, smile big.

Everybody knows who she is.

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