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* Hey-yeh, hey-yeh
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* Hit me
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* Hey, hey-yeh, hey-yeh
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* Mm-hmm-hmm
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[general chatter]
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Do you think
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God, already?
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[panting]
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* Hey-yeh, hey-yeh
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* Hey-yeh, hey-yeh
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* Hit me
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* Hey-hey-yeh, hey, yeh
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Oh! Oh! Nnn! Oh--
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Yeah!
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Ohh!
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* Hit me
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* Hey, hey-yeh, hey-yeh
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* Mm-hmm-hmm
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* Well, I've been chasing you
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Oh, my God.
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* Spending a fortune
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* 'Cause I know that you're
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* And all I want
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* Is that you show me
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I don't know. Maybe
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* Hey-yeh, hey-yeh
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Okay.
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* Hit me
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* Hey, hey-yeh, hey, yeh
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* Oh, whoa, whoa, ha
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Yeah!
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* Hey-yeh, hey-yeh
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* Hit me
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* Hey, hey-yeh, hey-yeh
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[Young Woman #2]
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Just hook it from the inside,
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Thanks.
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You have to keep it in
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I thought
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Stream, she can wait.
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Fast.
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She reminds me
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You used a condom,
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Of course.
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* When my head starts
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* And I start to growl
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* Well, don't get scared
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* A cure of soothing love
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* That's the secret recipe
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* Hey-yeh, hey-yeh
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* Hit me
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* Hey, hey-yeh, hey-yeh
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* Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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* Hey-yeh, hey-yeh
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* Hit me
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* Hey, hey-yeh, hey-yeh
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* Oh, whoa, whoa, now
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[Young woman]
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It was great.
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God, you must
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Yeah, I was terrified
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I'd be the last virgin
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Well, you definitely
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I mean, Chad is a hottie,
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[humming]
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[knock knock]
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Mm! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!
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[spitting]
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Oogh.
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Ohh...
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[sigh]
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* ...the rhythm
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* Seize the moment
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* Make use of it
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So did it hurt?
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I felt like
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after
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It hurt a little...
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but I loved it.
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Welcome
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[gag]
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* Hey-yeh, hey-yeh
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* Hit me
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* Hey, hey-yeh, hey-yeh
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* Oh, whoa, whoa, now
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* Hey-yeh, hey-yeh
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* Hit me
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* Hey, hey-yeh, hey-yeh
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[groan]
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* Yeah, yeah, yeah
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* Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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* Yeah, yeah, yeah
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* Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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* Yeah, yeah, yeah
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* Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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* Yeah, yeah, yeah
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* Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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* Yeah, yeah, yeah
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* Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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* Yeah, yeah, yeah
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* Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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* Yeah, yeah, yeah
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* Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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* Yeah, yeah, yeah
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* Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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* Yeah, yeah, yeah...
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Wake up, party girl.
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So are pajamas passé now?
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Yeah, I'm a real trendsetter.
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I brought you
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Oh, I can't.
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That's right.
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Sorry, honey.
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That's okay.
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Can I have a therapist?
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Honey, you know we've
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Just because
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does not mean
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I know, but I--
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I think...
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you are
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as anyone else your age.
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[exhale]
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Maybe more so.
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Unless there's something
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I mean, is there?
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No.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah.
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I mean...
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you just don't understand
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how hard it is to be
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So you think I should
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over the fact
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Maybe he felt
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What the--
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How bad are my circles?
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Very Kate Moss
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My mother kept me up
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obsessing over whether
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now that he asked her
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What did you advise?
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I told her
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Marrying money is the only
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Why should she
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Curiously strong mint?
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So now that you
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do you think
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or just having sex?
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I don't know.
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What about you and Louie,
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Are you...going out
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We're
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We're going way out.
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Are you sure
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Yes, I'm sure.
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Oh, crap, you guys.
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[bell rings]
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[Young woman]
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and I just can't fathom
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why you would give me
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An A-minus?
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Well, yeah. It totally
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and I fully intend on
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Hey, Nell.
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"Yeah, whatever"?
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Nell, every guy
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Hey.
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And Petrus here
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Why are you such a freak?
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I'm not into beefcake.
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Time management, girls.
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All right,
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clear of fantasy,
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and get down to reality.
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Jennifer Simon,
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what did you do
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Well, I explored
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with my maid,
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Hmm. Good try, but, uh,
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College admission committees
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to sniff out bullshit.
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Not that we couldn't blow
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that's what I'm here for,
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but we have to start
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Anyone else?
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Yeah, uh...well,
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Senator Dimatto
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at my parents' house
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and, uh, I got him
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Ah. Now that's more like it.
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Now, that's using
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Y-Y-You mean your
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right? Yeah? Hmm?
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Uh, what about you,
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Rockefeller?
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Do you plan to take
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I've told you.
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I don't use
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I go by Lipschitz.
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Well,
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Uh, Henry Lipschitz
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So I hope
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there'll be no confusion
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He changed his name
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So Emilio Estevez.
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All right. Now let's begin
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by reading the introduction
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warm off the press,
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and I think
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and very easy to understand,
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And please take note
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Getting In.
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Stream Hodsell.
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"In my 15 years
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"as a college counselor
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"in the finest prep schools
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"I am increasingly amazed
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"to get into good colleges
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"For every one spot, there are
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"and yet last year
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"into Harvard, Yale,
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"and 70% into the Ivy League.
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How do I do it?
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Hey, gorgeous.
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Hi.
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Why don't you meet me
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in a couple of minutes?
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But I have calculus.
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I know.
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I know, but, uh...
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I really need
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[panting]
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[Young man]
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Nn-nn-nn-nn
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Rrrr!
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Ohh! Ohh!
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Aah!
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Ohh!
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Aah!
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* He's a heartbreaker
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* A mover and a shaker
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* The magic piper of love
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* It's kinda hard
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* You know
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* The magic piper of love
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* 'Cause he's
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* An expert politicker
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* The magic piper of love
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Oh, God.
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That was great.
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Yeah.
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* Of love
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* Of love
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So how's Chad?
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I don't know.
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He's the bomb, but...
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I don't know. Maybe
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The whole sex thing
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A drag? I thought
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Well, it's novel.
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But I think I like
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Well, I mean, sure,
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I mean,
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takes a while
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But then
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Really?
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You guys love it?
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Yeah.
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It's sex.
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[Woman]
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I couldn't help but overhear.
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The intercom was on.
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Mother,
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You're not respecting
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Oh, darling, I think
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that you're exploring
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Really,
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Could you not be
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Well, there's nothing
281
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Plenty of women
282
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and I'll tell you why
283
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Because
284
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They've never
285
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[Jennifer]
286
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I had countless lovers
287
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who thought
288
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was some sort of Chinese
289
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
290
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I mean, utterly
291
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What do you mean?
292
00:12:46,930 --> 00:12:47,960
Look, it's the '90s,
293
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,030
There's an article in Cosmo,
294
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about female orgasm, so...
295
00:12:52,330 --> 00:12:54,400
Cosmo.
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00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,470
How do you expect
297
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from those bony girls
298
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Okay, out.
299
00:13:03,310 --> 00:13:04,450
Oh, oh, Jennifer--
300
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You're such a freak.
301
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I'm sorry.
302
00:13:06,610 --> 00:13:08,280
[door closes]
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* I've got
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* Your deception
305
00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:19,860
* But I'm sure there's still
306
00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:23,000
* Well, it's a good thing
307
00:13:23,030 --> 00:13:25,830
* 'Cause you're just too big
308
00:13:25,870 --> 00:13:30,040
* And knowing you, you'd
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00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:33,940
* Low
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* Real
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* Low down
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* Low
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* Real
314
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* Low down
315
00:13:55,260 --> 00:13:57,370
J'adore le croissant...
316
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mais je préfère la baguette.
317
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:03,440
Maintenant en français.
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00:14:03,470 --> 00:14:05,240
Maintenant, parlez.
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00:14:05,270 --> 00:14:07,540
Parlez en français.
320
00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:11,250
Allez-y. Allez-y.
321
00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:14,920
Est-que vous avais jamais
322
00:14:14,950 --> 00:14:17,890
Listen, Jen, I think
323
00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:19,450
I'm not orgasming.
324
00:14:19,490 --> 00:14:20,660
What? No.
325
00:14:20,690 --> 00:14:24,030
How can you have sex
326
00:14:24,060 --> 00:14:26,960
I don't think this is
327
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,470
Non, non, non! En français!
328
00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:33,500
We must be with the French.
329
00:14:35,270 --> 00:14:37,610
Je veux l'orgasme.
330
00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:40,180
That means
331
00:14:40,210 --> 00:14:41,640
No shit.
332
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:45,650
Ooh, là l!
333
00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:47,950
Maintenant...
334
00:14:47,980 --> 00:14:49,280
Stream.
335
00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:51,650
Oui, Renée, je suis
336
00:14:51,690 --> 00:14:53,990
Trés bien.
337
00:14:54,020 --> 00:14:55,490
Maintenant...
338
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:56,520
Nell?
339
00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:58,030
Moi aussi.
340
00:14:58,060 --> 00:14:59,560
J'ai visité
341
00:14:59,590 --> 00:15:01,330
et je l'ai
342
00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:02,630
Bon.
343
00:15:02,660 --> 00:15:04,530
Jenny.
344
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,030
Oui.
345
00:15:06,070 --> 00:15:07,470
Uh...
346
00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:08,970
Oui.
347
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,210
Foie gras.
348
00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:13,640
Non.
349
00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:18,980
Non.
350
00:15:19,010 --> 00:15:21,520
Pas bien.
351
00:15:21,550 --> 00:15:23,090
Pas bien.
352
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:28,490
I don't know why I do
353
00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:30,430
I have a real connection
354
00:15:30,460 --> 00:15:31,990
I mean, come on.
355
00:15:32,030 --> 00:15:34,100
All my favorite shirts
356
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,730
How can you be sure you do?
357
00:15:38,770 --> 00:15:41,700
Stream, we've been having sex
358
00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:43,640
We've been doing it
359
00:15:43,670 --> 00:15:46,140
When you were going
360
00:15:46,170 --> 00:15:48,040
we were
361
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:50,050
You mean every time
362
00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:54,420
you experience
363
00:15:54,450 --> 00:15:57,450
"that leads to a feeling
364
00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,350
"and then
365
00:15:59,390 --> 00:16:01,990
"of piercing pleasure
366
00:16:02,020 --> 00:16:06,060
followed by trembling
367
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:08,100
That about sums it up.
368
00:16:08,130 --> 00:16:09,130
More or less.
369
00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:11,400
I guess
370
00:16:11,430 --> 00:16:12,570
Don't feel inadequate.
371
00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:14,570
You just need
372
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:17,170
Right. Well, according
373
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:21,110
I should increase
374
00:16:21,140 --> 00:16:22,640
develop my fantasy life,
375
00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:25,450
and more fully communicate
376
00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:28,020
Don't be too bossy
377
00:16:28,050 --> 00:16:30,350
Mmm.
378
00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,650
Dick, I know I'm just
379
00:16:32,690 --> 00:16:34,090
but I love this company,
380
00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:36,120
and you're running it
381
00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:38,290
You got to be kidding
382
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:41,800
people are gonna buy
383
00:16:41,830 --> 00:16:44,730
No. Yeah. I know
384
00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:46,330
but this is disgusting.
385
00:16:46,370 --> 00:16:48,400
No, I'm not wigging out.
386
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:50,040
I'm trying
387
00:16:50,070 --> 00:16:51,810
from a very centered place,
388
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:55,080
and save us all
389
00:16:56,610 --> 00:16:58,150
Oh, really?
390
00:16:58,180 --> 00:17:00,250
Well, you can
391
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:02,420
if that's what I get
392
00:17:02,450 --> 00:17:05,220
[click, dial tone]
393
00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:07,120
He hung up.
394
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,290
Can you believe that?
395
00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:10,760
Well, you did tell him
396
00:17:10,790 --> 00:17:14,500
Yeah. As if no one ever
397
00:17:14,530 --> 00:17:17,400
Well, you're the one
398
00:17:17,430 --> 00:17:19,330
Why don't you try
399
00:17:19,370 --> 00:17:21,300
We don't negotiate
400
00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:24,470
All right. I have rage.
401
00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:25,670
Mom, you seem
402
00:17:25,710 --> 00:17:27,480
Maybe we should
403
00:17:27,510 --> 00:17:29,110
go to Vermont
404
00:17:29,140 --> 00:17:31,310
I can't be in the same
405
00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:36,150
I'm sorry. No. Vermont is
406
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,820
Look at you.
407
00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:40,690
Are you going out
408
00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:42,760
whose father made
409
00:17:42,790 --> 00:17:44,360
Yeah, Chad.
410
00:17:44,390 --> 00:17:46,160
Who's your date with?
411
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:49,460
A most cultured
412
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:52,830
A potter
413
00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,780
For an amateur, your mother
414
00:18:00,810 --> 00:18:02,480
She was immediately
415
00:18:02,510 --> 00:18:06,150
Bartholomew's quite
416
00:18:06,180 --> 00:18:08,150
I saw his show at MOMA,
417
00:18:08,180 --> 00:18:10,750
and I just immediately--
418
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:13,690
I don't know. You just
419
00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:14,520
Oh, thank you.
420
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:16,190
But you want to be
421
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:17,330
Well, of course, Stream.
422
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:19,230
That's what's
423
00:18:19,260 --> 00:18:21,130
Yes. Very few people
424
00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:22,730
how difficult it is
425
00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:25,300
to express human suffering
426
00:18:25,330 --> 00:18:27,400
That is true.
427
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,600
Very, very true.
428
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:30,140
Really, that's so true.
429
00:18:30,170 --> 00:18:31,410
Extremely true.
430
00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:32,470
Absolutely.
431
00:18:32,510 --> 00:18:33,540
Absolutely.
432
00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:35,710
Really true.
433
00:18:36,780 --> 00:18:37,880
Yeah.
434
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:42,820
So, honey, what do you and Chad
435
00:18:42,850 --> 00:18:44,190
I'm not sure.
436
00:18:44,220 --> 00:18:45,420
We might
437
00:18:45,450 --> 00:18:47,160
with his dad
438
00:18:47,190 --> 00:18:50,160
Barbra Streisand.
439
00:18:50,190 --> 00:18:52,130
I wonder if she
440
00:18:53,530 --> 00:18:55,200
You never know.
441
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:12,480
Chad?
442
00:19:14,350 --> 00:19:16,320
* Walkin' is a way out
443
00:19:16,350 --> 00:19:18,350
* Drivin' is a way out
444
00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:19,350
* Flyin' is a way out...
445
00:19:19,390 --> 00:19:20,820
Okay.
446
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,290
Right, then.
447
00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:24,860
What must we never
448
00:19:24,890 --> 00:19:26,930
The people
449
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:28,600
are not as smart
450
00:19:28,630 --> 00:19:29,700
Correct.
451
00:19:29,730 --> 00:19:30,870
Instead
452
00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:32,200
choose B or D.
453
00:19:32,230 --> 00:19:33,200
Yes.
454
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:33,970
And remember,
455
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,340
it's
456
00:19:36,370 --> 00:19:37,340
Exactly.
457
00:19:37,370 --> 00:19:38,510
Thanks, man.
458
00:19:38,540 --> 00:19:41,210
Thank me after
459
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:45,910
Hey, baby.
460
00:19:45,950 --> 00:19:47,920
Is that the thousand-dollar-
461
00:19:47,950 --> 00:19:50,990
Afshin. Yeah.
462
00:19:51,020 --> 00:19:54,220
My brother's scores
463
00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:56,660
I wish I could get
464
00:19:56,690 --> 00:19:57,860
I'm taking them again, too.
465
00:19:57,890 --> 00:20:00,230
Why? You got a 1450.
466
00:20:00,260 --> 00:20:03,270
Yeah. My dad wants me
467
00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:04,870
He's got this fantasy
468
00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:06,500
that somehow
469
00:20:06,530 --> 00:20:08,500
if I can hit
470
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:09,700
Whoa.
471
00:20:09,740 --> 00:20:12,240
Cruel world.
472
00:20:12,270 --> 00:20:15,910
Well, I do want to get
473
00:20:15,940 --> 00:20:17,750
so I might as well try,
474
00:20:17,780 --> 00:20:19,850
Nell's parents are making her
475
00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:21,750
and she got a--
476
00:20:21,780 --> 00:20:24,590
They'll have her committed
477
00:20:24,620 --> 00:20:25,790
That's so sick.
478
00:20:25,820 --> 00:20:27,020
You want wine?
479
00:20:27,050 --> 00:20:28,360
Sure.
480
00:20:28,390 --> 00:20:29,620
Barbra had to cancel.
481
00:20:29,660 --> 00:20:31,990
My dad
482
00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:35,500
so, uh,
483
00:20:35,530 --> 00:20:37,530
to, uh...hang out.
484
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:39,630
Great.
485
00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:43,310
You know...
486
00:20:43,340 --> 00:20:44,870
I've been thinking a lot
487
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,910
about myself as a woman.
488
00:20:46,940 --> 00:20:48,340
So have I.
489
00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:51,050
Oh. Thanks.
490
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:53,280
Well, anyway,
491
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:56,320
I feel like, um...
492
00:20:56,350 --> 00:20:58,320
it'd be good--
493
00:20:58,350 --> 00:21:01,320
I'd-- I'd like
494
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:02,890
Us to communicate.
495
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:04,490
Sure. Sure.
496
00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:06,290
What is it?
497
00:21:06,330 --> 00:21:10,300
It's sort of about sex.
498
00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:13,540
[doorbell buzzes]
499
00:21:13,570 --> 00:21:15,570
Hold on a sec.
500
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:18,340
That's Dial-a-Weed.
501
00:21:18,370 --> 00:21:20,810
I called
502
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:22,410
Dial-a-Weed?
503
00:21:40,930 --> 00:21:44,670
So what was that
504
00:21:44,700 --> 00:21:46,400
Well...
505
00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:49,970
it's no big deal
506
00:21:52,370 --> 00:21:54,540
[coughing]
507
00:21:58,550 --> 00:22:00,580
Well...
508
00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:02,550
it's just, you know...
509
00:22:04,850 --> 00:22:07,620
I feel like--
510
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:10,960
I just want...
511
00:22:10,990 --> 00:22:12,630
I love you.
512
00:22:12,660 --> 00:22:14,430
* Deadly sniper
513
00:22:14,460 --> 00:22:17,000
* The magic piper of love
514
00:22:17,030 --> 00:22:18,800
Wow.
515
00:22:18,830 --> 00:22:22,540
* The magic piper of love
516
00:22:22,570 --> 00:22:24,740
* Of love
517
00:22:24,770 --> 00:22:26,440
* Of love
518
00:22:31,410 --> 00:22:33,580
Mmm...
519
00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:35,620
* Of cunnings
520
00:22:35,650 --> 00:22:39,950
* It turns out
521
00:22:39,990 --> 00:22:42,160
* The nice place
522
00:22:42,190 --> 00:22:44,390
* Is set upon
523
00:22:44,430 --> 00:22:47,130
* While playing these games
524
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:48,500
Mmm.
525
00:22:48,530 --> 00:22:51,130
* 'Cause
526
00:22:51,170 --> 00:22:53,070
* A silent stalker
527
00:22:53,100 --> 00:22:55,540
Um...
528
00:22:55,570 --> 00:22:58,910
Oh! Oh!
529
00:22:58,940 --> 00:23:01,710
Oh! Oh!
530
00:23:01,740 --> 00:23:03,780
Oh, Louie!
531
00:23:03,810 --> 00:23:04,780
Ah.
532
00:23:04,810 --> 00:23:06,550
Oh!
533
00:23:15,020 --> 00:23:16,390
Maybe
534
00:23:17,890 --> 00:23:18,930
Why? Do you want to?
535
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:20,560
Me?
536
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,200
You brought it up.
537
00:23:23,230 --> 00:23:25,600
No, I-- I just--
538
00:23:25,630 --> 00:23:28,770
I just
539
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,510
I'm not really
540
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:37,510
Don't you want to see
541
00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:39,580
Yeah. Yeah. Sure.
542
00:23:42,050 --> 00:23:43,750
Okay.
543
00:23:43,790 --> 00:23:47,520
* Our lives she
544
00:23:55,730 --> 00:23:57,230
I swear to God,
545
00:23:57,260 --> 00:24:00,570
aloe vera soap
546
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:03,770
Now he won't
547
00:24:03,810 --> 00:24:07,170
So now, you know,
548
00:24:07,210 --> 00:24:10,510
all they're really
549
00:24:10,550 --> 00:24:14,020
It's a challenge
550
00:24:14,050 --> 00:24:15,020
Oh...
551
00:24:15,050 --> 00:24:16,580
Very good.
552
00:24:16,620 --> 00:24:18,250
How's your kidney feel?
553
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,920
Oh, much better.
554
00:24:19,950 --> 00:24:25,590
You know, an artist
555
00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:29,600
to the petty brouhaha
556
00:24:29,630 --> 00:24:31,570
When did you divorce?
557
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:32,670
Two years ago.
558
00:24:32,700 --> 00:24:35,240
I came to New York
559
00:24:35,270 --> 00:24:37,570
and he stayed
560
00:24:37,610 --> 00:24:39,240
with his pin-headed
561
00:24:39,270 --> 00:24:41,040
Mmm.
562
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,010
Of course, we're
563
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:46,050
That's good.
564
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:47,780
Oh...
565
00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:49,620
Ohh!
566
00:24:51,020 --> 00:24:53,120
I'm sorry
567
00:24:53,150 --> 00:24:54,560
Oh, that's okay.
568
00:25:10,740 --> 00:25:12,670
You know, I have
569
00:25:12,710 --> 00:25:15,010
Oh, my heart
570
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:17,710
She's so sexually
571
00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:22,550
She just can't climax.
572
00:25:22,580 --> 00:25:24,550
I do the best I can
573
00:25:24,590 --> 00:25:28,620
but...I don't know.
574
00:25:28,660 --> 00:25:30,590
Sometimes I feel like...
575
00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:32,190
some people
576
00:25:32,230 --> 00:25:35,060
and some just aren't,
577
00:25:35,100 --> 00:25:36,930
Does your friend
578
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:38,700
Masturbate?
579
00:25:38,730 --> 00:25:41,100
Well, no. She's not
580
00:25:41,140 --> 00:25:43,670
I mean, she does
581
00:25:45,170 --> 00:25:46,970
[Woman]
582
00:25:47,010 --> 00:25:48,310
at 30 minutes.
583
00:25:48,340 --> 00:25:50,310
We will give you
584
00:25:50,340 --> 00:25:52,350
before each section
585
00:25:52,380 --> 00:25:55,650
Do not work on any section
586
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:58,720
other than the one you are
587
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,630
Remember to breathe.
588
00:26:10,670 --> 00:26:12,270
Thanks.
589
00:26:12,300 --> 00:26:13,900
You're welcome.
590
00:26:13,940 --> 00:26:14,940
[Woman]
591
00:26:14,970 --> 00:26:17,610
You may now open
592
00:26:41,830 --> 00:26:43,130
Time's up.
593
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:46,130
Place your answer sheets
594
00:26:46,170 --> 00:26:48,300
and pass them
595
00:26:48,340 --> 00:26:49,940
for a proctor to collect.
596
00:26:49,970 --> 00:26:51,340
Do not leave your seat
597
00:26:51,370 --> 00:26:54,740
until a proctor has collected
598
00:27:09,790 --> 00:27:13,800
I did not expect
599
00:27:13,830 --> 00:27:15,130
in Reading Comprehension.
600
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,670
It was my happiest moment.
601
00:27:17,700 --> 00:27:19,800
The universe
602
00:27:19,830 --> 00:27:22,270
The secrets
603
00:27:22,300 --> 00:27:23,940
are not for sale.
604
00:27:23,970 --> 00:27:25,310
I love that.
605
00:27:25,340 --> 00:27:27,840
Me, too.
606
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:29,440
Hey.
607
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:31,910
Let's celebrate.
608
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:34,750
Yeah, let's go.
609
00:27:49,900 --> 00:27:52,100
Oh, you know, I think
610
00:27:52,130 --> 00:27:53,740
that the thousand bucks
611
00:27:53,770 --> 00:27:54,770
really paid off.
612
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:57,440
I just kicked ass
613
00:27:57,470 --> 00:27:59,410
What made you think
614
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:01,780
I totally forgot
615
00:28:01,810 --> 00:28:04,110
I thought it was
616
00:28:04,150 --> 00:28:06,310
not what makes
617
00:28:07,750 --> 00:28:11,820
Well, I've got something
618
00:28:11,850 --> 00:28:14,990
I got this
619
00:28:15,020 --> 00:28:16,160
Who?
620
00:28:16,190 --> 00:28:18,090
You wouldn't believe me
621
00:28:18,130 --> 00:28:19,390
What is it?
622
00:28:19,430 --> 00:28:21,830
Is it ecstasy?
623
00:28:21,860 --> 00:28:23,000
Yeah.
624
00:28:23,030 --> 00:28:24,800
We take it now,
625
00:28:24,830 --> 00:28:27,030
and we have a really
626
00:28:38,250 --> 00:28:39,810
* I wanna love you,
627
00:28:39,850 --> 00:28:41,020
* All night long
628
00:28:41,050 --> 00:28:42,320
* I want to hold you,
629
00:28:42,350 --> 00:28:43,450
* All night long
630
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:44,850
* I want to squeeze you,
631
00:28:44,890 --> 00:28:46,120
* All night long
632
00:28:46,150 --> 00:28:47,520
* I want to please you,
633
00:28:47,550 --> 00:28:48,760
* All night long
634
00:28:48,790 --> 00:28:50,490
* I want to love you,
635
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:51,760
* All night long...
636
00:28:51,790 --> 00:28:53,090
Whoa.
637
00:28:53,130 --> 00:28:54,830
Oh--
638
00:28:54,860 --> 00:28:57,230
We can't go home.
639
00:28:57,260 --> 00:29:02,500
My-- My dad is--
640
00:29:02,540 --> 00:29:03,400
It's what he does
641
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:06,740
every time she catches him
642
00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:10,540
Oops!
643
00:29:10,580 --> 00:29:12,210
Oh, Dad!
644
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:18,150
So, uh, just, uh,
645
00:29:18,190 --> 00:29:20,390
and we'll have
646
00:29:20,420 --> 00:29:21,520
[Driver]
647
00:29:22,860 --> 00:29:24,290
Ro-o-oap!
648
00:29:28,430 --> 00:29:30,060
Well...
649
00:29:30,100 --> 00:29:34,570
uh...this seems, uh,
650
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:39,140
Yes. This seat is...
651
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:43,950
Feels fantastic.
652
00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:48,950
Mmm...
653
00:29:48,980 --> 00:29:49,950
Ohh...
654
00:29:49,980 --> 00:29:52,090
Oh, listen.
655
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:54,920
That thing
656
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:56,420
Oh, right. That thing.
657
00:29:56,460 --> 00:29:59,930
I've never had an orgasm.
658
00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:01,200
Ah!
659
00:30:07,230 --> 00:30:09,040
I don't get it.
660
00:30:09,070 --> 00:30:10,910
Nope.
661
00:30:10,940 --> 00:30:12,910
Whoa!
662
00:30:15,110 --> 00:30:17,010
Whoa.
663
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:18,950
That's an ego blow.
664
00:30:18,980 --> 00:30:20,210
No.
665
00:30:20,250 --> 00:30:22,320
No, no, it's not
666
00:30:22,350 --> 00:30:23,890
My-- M--
667
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:29,860
Well, of course
668
00:30:31,260 --> 00:30:33,630
Still, though,
669
00:30:33,660 --> 00:30:36,060
I think maybe I should
670
00:30:36,100 --> 00:30:38,000
* Let me love you,
671
00:30:38,030 --> 00:30:39,200
* All night long
672
00:30:39,230 --> 00:30:40,530
* Let me hold you,
673
00:30:40,570 --> 00:30:41,640
* All night long
674
00:30:41,670 --> 00:30:43,140
* Let me squeeze you,
675
00:30:43,170 --> 00:30:44,440
* All night long
676
00:30:44,470 --> 00:30:45,910
* Let me please you,
677
00:30:45,940 --> 00:30:46,910
* All night long
678
00:30:46,940 --> 00:30:48,210
* I want to love you,
679
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:49,410
* All night long
680
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:50,640
* Like it used to be
681
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:52,910
* All night long
682
00:30:52,950 --> 00:30:53,980
[Chad]
683
00:30:54,020 --> 00:30:54,980
Oh...
684
00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:57,080
How does it...feel?
685
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:58,550
[Stream]
686
00:30:58,590 --> 00:31:00,960
This is the best...
687
00:31:00,990 --> 00:31:03,660
carpet I've ever felt.
688
00:31:03,690 --> 00:31:06,230
My ass is in heaven.
689
00:31:06,260 --> 00:31:09,100
Ah! Ah! Ahh!
690
00:31:09,130 --> 00:31:10,970
Ahhh!
691
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,170
Don't stop!
692
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:18,610
What?
693
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:19,670
W-W-What
694
00:31:19,710 --> 00:31:22,910
You totally came.
695
00:31:22,940 --> 00:31:24,050
I did?
696
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:25,980
Congratulations.
697
00:31:26,010 --> 00:31:27,310
How
698
00:31:27,350 --> 00:31:30,150
Well, it was a totally
699
00:31:30,180 --> 00:31:32,490
of female pleasure.
700
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:34,160
It's all about
701
00:31:34,190 --> 00:31:35,920
We were definitely relaxed.
702
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:37,390
We did X.
703
00:31:37,420 --> 00:31:40,130
Yeah, well, drugs
704
00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:45,400
[sigh]
705
00:31:45,430 --> 00:31:46,570
I'm doing it.
706
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:48,540
I will allow my parents
707
00:31:48,570 --> 00:31:50,000
to live vicariously
708
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:51,610
I'm applying for early
709
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:55,010
Ah.
710
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:56,640
Harvard. Early.
711
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:57,950
Ah.
712
00:31:57,980 --> 00:32:00,150
Me, too.
713
00:32:00,180 --> 00:32:01,250
Oh.
714
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:02,980
Is it against the rules
715
00:32:03,020 --> 00:32:04,520
to have my stepfather's
716
00:32:04,550 --> 00:32:06,250
type up
717
00:32:06,290 --> 00:32:07,590
Uh, Jennifer,
718
00:32:07,620 --> 00:32:10,020
your grades or your
719
00:32:10,060 --> 00:32:12,330
which you chose
720
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:14,000
will get you in
721
00:32:14,030 --> 00:32:17,000
It's okay.
722
00:32:17,030 --> 00:32:18,130
What the hell is that?
723
00:32:18,170 --> 00:32:20,230
It's an official statement
724
00:32:20,270 --> 00:32:23,000
from a highly regarded
725
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:26,270
that says my low SAT scores
726
00:32:26,310 --> 00:32:29,610
are in no way a reflection
727
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:31,650
I have Attention Deficit
728
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:34,650
Oh, so that's
729
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:37,020
who get distracted
730
00:32:37,050 --> 00:32:38,590
on the day
731
00:32:38,620 --> 00:32:41,360
I saved thousands
732
00:32:41,390 --> 00:32:43,990
And what about you, sir,
733
00:32:44,030 --> 00:32:45,990
What name have you
734
00:32:46,030 --> 00:32:47,630
My name is Lipschitz.
735
00:32:47,660 --> 00:32:49,600
Well, I appreciate
736
00:32:49,630 --> 00:32:52,030
but don't you think
737
00:32:52,070 --> 00:32:54,140
considering
738
00:32:54,170 --> 00:32:57,740
Look, if I can't get
739
00:32:57,770 --> 00:33:00,070
then I--
740
00:33:00,110 --> 00:33:02,110
I don't want to go.
741
00:33:02,140 --> 00:33:04,710
Oh, well, I hope
742
00:33:04,750 --> 00:33:08,120
Yeah, I hear they have
743
00:33:08,150 --> 00:33:10,050
I don't have
744
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:12,150
that your early applications
745
00:33:12,190 --> 00:33:15,020
which means those of you
746
00:33:15,060 --> 00:33:17,720
will have a month to brush up
747
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:19,430
Uh, Stream,
748
00:33:19,460 --> 00:33:22,230
what about your
749
00:33:23,700 --> 00:33:26,630
Uh, well, um...
750
00:33:28,670 --> 00:33:31,140
How you doing?
751
00:33:32,070 --> 00:33:36,480
Hey. So why did you
752
00:33:36,510 --> 00:33:38,080
I have a prison record.
753
00:33:38,110 --> 00:33:39,110
You do?
754
00:33:39,150 --> 00:33:40,680
No. I'm kidding.
755
00:33:40,710 --> 00:33:42,080
I made it up.
756
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:43,580
Oh.
757
00:33:43,620 --> 00:33:45,520
Actually,
758
00:33:45,550 --> 00:33:49,090
I didn't want to ride
759
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:50,060
Barely know the guy.
760
00:33:50,090 --> 00:33:51,690
Oh. I see.
761
00:33:54,130 --> 00:33:56,060
I'll take a doughnut.
762
00:33:56,100 --> 00:33:57,800
No, thanks.
763
00:33:57,830 --> 00:33:59,070
One doughnut.
764
00:34:00,870 --> 00:34:03,600
Listen, uh...
765
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:07,070
do you want to go hear
766
00:34:07,110 --> 00:34:10,180
Uh,
767
00:34:10,210 --> 00:34:11,410
I'm kind of seeing Chad.
768
00:34:13,580 --> 00:34:14,550
Why?
769
00:34:14,580 --> 00:34:15,720
What?
770
00:34:15,750 --> 00:34:18,090
Why would you want
771
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:20,290
Well...I like him.
772
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:22,090
Do you?
773
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:23,120
Yeah.
774
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:24,130
Really?
775
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:25,330
I do.
776
00:34:27,190 --> 00:34:28,400
But maybe
777
00:34:28,430 --> 00:34:30,760
could go hear
778
00:34:33,900 --> 00:34:36,600
Only if you promise
779
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:38,270
I can't promise that.
780
00:34:38,310 --> 00:34:39,540
See?
781
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:47,750
One coffee, black.
782
00:34:56,890 --> 00:34:58,360
Here you go.
783
00:35:01,300 --> 00:35:02,630
Where's your drink?
784
00:35:02,660 --> 00:35:04,900
I don't like to waste
785
00:35:04,930 --> 00:35:06,770
but I'll have
786
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:11,510
It is so great
787
00:35:11,540 --> 00:35:12,510
[chuckle]
788
00:35:12,540 --> 00:35:13,840
Does it show?
789
00:35:13,870 --> 00:35:16,180
Well, where exactly
790
00:35:16,210 --> 00:35:18,150
At my face, bitch.
791
00:35:18,180 --> 00:35:19,750
Ooh, "bitch."
792
00:35:19,780 --> 00:35:21,580
So urbane.
793
00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:23,880
Well, you certainly
794
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:26,150
if that's
795
00:35:26,190 --> 00:35:28,660
So when you were
796
00:35:28,690 --> 00:35:30,620
did you
797
00:35:30,660 --> 00:35:33,190
Masturbate?
798
00:35:33,230 --> 00:35:34,930
I didn't think so.
799
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:35,960
I mean, it's so weird.
800
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:39,630
Every time I try, I just
801
00:35:39,670 --> 00:35:42,240
Yeah.
802
00:35:42,270 --> 00:35:44,910
I think
803
00:35:44,940 --> 00:35:46,240
[phone rings]
804
00:35:46,270 --> 00:35:48,180
Mmm.
805
00:35:48,210 --> 00:35:50,210
Life is so unfair.
806
00:35:50,240 --> 00:35:52,250
[ring]
807
00:35:54,380 --> 00:35:55,880
[ring]
808
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:58,190
Oh, how can you stand
809
00:35:58,220 --> 00:36:00,750
to be in the same Jacuzzi
810
00:36:00,790 --> 00:36:03,160
You are so nuts.
811
00:36:04,290 --> 00:36:06,260
[ring]
812
00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:09,660
[ring]
813
00:36:09,700 --> 00:36:11,270
Hello.
814
00:36:11,300 --> 00:36:12,730
Who is it?
815
00:36:12,770 --> 00:36:15,740
Yes, this is she.
816
00:36:15,770 --> 00:36:18,170
Look, I'm not interested.
817
00:36:20,940 --> 00:36:23,710
I just went
818
00:36:26,250 --> 00:36:27,780
Mine went to Europe.
819
00:36:29,950 --> 00:36:32,420
No,
820
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:38,360
I'm in the middle
821
00:36:39,430 --> 00:36:41,700
I am not interested.
822
00:36:43,530 --> 00:36:44,970
I am gonna hang up
823
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,730
I'm not interested.
824
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:51,340
Do you get paid
825
00:37:32,710 --> 00:37:34,620
Oh, my God.
826
00:37:35,820 --> 00:37:38,020
What the hell
827
00:37:38,050 --> 00:37:40,490
Guess what.
828
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:43,320
I was wrong.
829
00:37:59,710 --> 00:38:00,670
Hi, baby.
830
00:38:00,710 --> 00:38:02,040
Look, Chad,
831
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:03,680
I had an orgasm
832
00:38:03,710 --> 00:38:05,010
or were you
833
00:38:05,050 --> 00:38:08,050
What the fuck kind
834
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:10,420
it's very manipulative
835
00:38:10,450 --> 00:38:12,790
Yeah? Well, fuck you.
836
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:21,760
Come on, Nell.
837
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,430
Don't you think
838
00:38:23,460 --> 00:38:24,870
that Stream
839
00:38:24,900 --> 00:38:26,100
to have her breakthrough?
840
00:38:26,130 --> 00:38:28,440
I mean, I go off
841
00:38:28,470 --> 00:38:30,400
the second
842
00:38:41,010 --> 00:38:43,880
[coughing]
843
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:44,950
Ahem.
844
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:54,090
[coughing]
845
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:09,880
[coughing]
846
00:39:12,180 --> 00:39:13,510
[cough]
847
00:39:19,490 --> 00:39:22,820
[coughing]
848
00:39:22,860 --> 00:39:24,530
Excuse me.
849
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:27,430
[coughing]
850
00:39:36,940 --> 00:39:38,510
Oh!
851
00:39:38,540 --> 00:39:41,480
Listen, Jen,
852
00:39:41,510 --> 00:39:44,750
I think maybe
853
00:39:44,780 --> 00:39:46,980
What? Why?
854
00:39:47,010 --> 00:39:48,720
We're not connecting
855
00:39:48,750 --> 00:39:50,650
It's like--
856
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:53,450
Our sex life's empty.
857
00:39:53,490 --> 00:39:54,790
Empty?
858
00:39:56,090 --> 00:39:58,630
So then I told him
859
00:39:58,660 --> 00:40:00,830
I felt stifled.
860
00:40:00,860 --> 00:40:02,930
Watch it!
861
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:05,530
Hey!
862
00:40:05,570 --> 00:40:09,000
Anyway, so we were
863
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:11,740
Stream, are you
864
00:40:11,770 --> 00:40:15,210
Yeah. I'm stunned.
865
00:40:15,240 --> 00:40:16,540
Well, I wasn't.
866
00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:17,880
Could you please
867
00:40:17,910 --> 00:40:19,180
at Mr. Fashion
868
00:40:19,210 --> 00:40:20,780
I think he's funny.
869
00:40:20,810 --> 00:40:21,980
I think he smells.
870
00:40:22,020 --> 00:40:23,220
I've got a confession
871
00:40:23,250 --> 00:40:24,220
What?
872
00:40:24,250 --> 00:40:25,720
[coach's whistle blows]
873
00:40:29,660 --> 00:40:32,460
Okay, ladies, come on,
874
00:40:32,490 --> 00:40:33,730
Move it.
875
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:35,800
Sitting on your rumps
876
00:40:35,830 --> 00:40:37,530
ain't playing volleyball.
877
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:40,030
Urinary tract infections,
878
00:40:40,070 --> 00:40:42,440
Urinary tract infection?
879
00:40:44,740 --> 00:40:46,840
[Jenny]
880
00:40:46,870 --> 00:40:49,580
So what's the confession?
881
00:40:49,610 --> 00:40:51,950
I got to face reality.
882
00:40:51,980 --> 00:40:56,520
What? Oh, God, don't tell me
883
00:40:56,550 --> 00:40:58,520
It's just
884
00:40:58,550 --> 00:41:00,750
Wow, Jen. You're
885
00:41:00,790 --> 00:41:02,820
who's gotten off
886
00:41:02,860 --> 00:41:05,490
Well...
887
00:41:05,530 --> 00:41:08,500
I've been having doubts, too.
888
00:41:08,530 --> 00:41:09,930
I mean, to be honest,
889
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:12,070
sex with Louie
890
00:41:12,100 --> 00:41:15,000
Now that I think about it,
891
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:16,740
I think I spent
892
00:41:16,770 --> 00:41:18,170
figuring out
893
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:20,240
for my next manicure.
894
00:41:20,270 --> 00:41:21,240
Oh, my God.
895
00:41:21,270 --> 00:41:22,680
Prozac?
896
00:41:24,810 --> 00:41:25,950
Wait.
897
00:41:25,980 --> 00:41:28,880
If none of us has ever
898
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:30,680
then who has?
899
00:41:34,820 --> 00:41:36,990
Well, those losers
900
00:41:38,590 --> 00:41:40,290
* It's time to go
901
00:41:40,330 --> 00:41:42,300
* It's time to blast off
902
00:41:42,330 --> 00:41:44,670
* It's time
903
00:41:44,700 --> 00:41:46,300
* It's time to blast off
904
00:41:46,330 --> 00:41:47,730
* It's time to go
905
00:41:47,770 --> 00:41:49,540
* It's time to blast off
906
00:41:49,570 --> 00:41:50,770
Not that I'm impressed,
907
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:52,710
but Keanu Reeves just
908
00:41:52,740 --> 00:41:53,710
[Stream]
909
00:41:53,740 --> 00:41:54,940
By the bar.
910
00:41:56,780 --> 00:41:58,010
Did we order that?
911
00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:01,850
It's a two-bottle minimum
912
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:03,550
$500?
913
00:42:03,580 --> 00:42:05,020
Just put it
914
00:42:05,050 --> 00:42:06,550
It's only 200 each.
915
00:42:06,590 --> 00:42:09,660
200--
916
00:42:09,690 --> 00:42:12,260
Stream, you have
917
00:42:12,290 --> 00:42:13,930
We're here tonight
918
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:15,730
and the best butter boys
919
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:18,100
We have to upgrade
920
00:42:18,130 --> 00:42:19,330
of the guys
921
00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:21,600
if we want to be
922
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:24,140
We're wasting valuable energy
923
00:42:30,940 --> 00:42:32,580
How come
924
00:42:32,610 --> 00:42:34,180
are stopping by
925
00:42:34,210 --> 00:42:36,780
I know,
926
00:42:36,820 --> 00:42:38,850
Hey, go out there
927
00:42:38,890 --> 00:42:40,120
Why me?
928
00:42:40,150 --> 00:42:41,620
You're the skinniest.
929
00:42:41,660 --> 00:42:43,090
You're the richest.
930
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:46,130
Oh, my God.
931
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:48,130
Keanu's friend's
932
00:42:49,730 --> 00:42:51,730
Excuse me.
933
00:42:51,770 --> 00:42:53,330
Well, actually, yes.
934
00:42:53,370 --> 00:42:55,170
I have done
935
00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:56,840
Swimsuits, mostly.
936
00:42:56,870 --> 00:42:58,340
Actually, I was
937
00:42:58,370 --> 00:43:01,680
Call me.
938
00:43:01,710 --> 00:43:02,910
What is this,
939
00:43:06,010 --> 00:43:10,120
Elitist Models?
940
00:43:10,150 --> 00:43:12,690
Probably a fake.
941
00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:14,150
Thanks.
942
00:43:18,690 --> 00:43:20,730
This is the best kind.
943
00:43:22,130 --> 00:43:24,730
Actually,
944
00:43:24,770 --> 00:43:26,400
Macouns are the best.
945
00:43:26,430 --> 00:43:28,670
Are they?
946
00:43:28,700 --> 00:43:31,300
I like a little tartness
947
00:43:31,340 --> 00:43:33,140
just like the next guy--
948
00:43:33,170 --> 00:43:35,280
not quite to the degree
949
00:43:35,310 --> 00:43:38,850
but something more subtle,
950
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:41,720
Empire?
951
00:43:41,750 --> 00:43:43,250
Love Fuji.
952
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:44,650
Hard to find, though.
953
00:43:44,690 --> 00:43:46,350
Check this out.
954
00:43:46,390 --> 00:43:49,620
Tell me this isn't the best
955
00:43:53,060 --> 00:43:54,160
Delicious.
956
00:43:54,190 --> 00:43:56,300
But try the Macoun.
957
00:43:58,700 --> 00:43:59,670
Tame.
958
00:43:59,700 --> 00:44:01,370
Tame?
959
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:03,040
Okay. It's...
960
00:44:03,070 --> 00:44:05,770
it's playful...
961
00:44:05,810 --> 00:44:06,910
zesty.
962
00:44:06,940 --> 00:44:09,910
See? You know
963
00:44:09,940 --> 00:44:11,710
Well, I, uh...
964
00:44:11,750 --> 00:44:13,710
I took Outward Bound...
965
00:44:14,750 --> 00:44:16,350
twice.
966
00:44:16,380 --> 00:44:17,720
Impressive.
967
00:44:17,750 --> 00:44:18,790
Thanks.
968
00:44:19,990 --> 00:44:20,950
Come on.
969
00:44:20,990 --> 00:44:21,990
Sorry.
970
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,700
You ever
971
00:44:30,730 --> 00:44:32,730
You mean, uh, outside
972
00:44:32,770 --> 00:44:34,800
Yeah. It's fun.
973
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:35,800
I missed it this year.
974
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:39,710
Well, there are still apples
975
00:44:39,740 --> 00:44:41,170
Let's go.
976
00:44:41,210 --> 00:44:42,440
What,
977
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:45,180
Yeah.
978
00:44:45,210 --> 00:44:46,750
Let's get on a train.
979
00:44:48,750 --> 00:44:50,950
Oh. Well...
980
00:44:50,980 --> 00:44:53,920
What? You still got
981
00:44:53,950 --> 00:44:55,420
No, I don't.
982
00:44:56,790 --> 00:44:58,790
But I'm supposed
983
00:44:58,830 --> 00:45:00,090
in a half an hour.
984
00:45:00,130 --> 00:45:01,330
They're
985
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:04,430
Oh, I forgot.
986
00:45:04,460 --> 00:45:06,830
You do everything
987
00:45:10,470 --> 00:45:12,940
Then I'm gonna go
988
00:45:19,380 --> 00:45:20,310
As I'm sure you're aware,
989
00:45:20,350 --> 00:45:22,820
this is the last week
990
00:45:22,850 --> 00:45:26,990
and we still haven't written
991
00:45:27,020 --> 00:45:29,760
So I'm assigning an essay
992
00:45:29,790 --> 00:45:32,260
to be handed in on Friday.
993
00:45:33,260 --> 00:45:35,960
In five to ten pages,
994
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:40,130
present a careful exegesis
995
00:45:40,170 --> 00:45:44,470
with an emphasis
996
00:45:44,500 --> 00:45:46,910
that lead to the climax.
997
00:45:51,580 --> 00:45:54,310
Another essay before Friday?
998
00:45:54,350 --> 00:45:55,850
Doesn't she realize
999
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:58,480
we've got our own tensions
1000
00:45:58,520 --> 00:45:59,520
Channel it.
1001
00:45:59,550 --> 00:46:00,890
All right.
1002
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:02,790
Now you can use
1003
00:46:02,820 --> 00:46:04,220
to prepare your positions.
1004
00:46:06,190 --> 00:46:07,830
What's this?
1005
00:46:07,860 --> 00:46:09,530
Random midmorning vanity?
1006
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:11,560
I have an appointment.
1007
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:14,100
That agent's
1008
00:46:14,130 --> 00:46:15,100
Agent?
1009
00:46:15,140 --> 00:46:16,400
A go-see?
1010
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:17,840
You're kidding, right?
1011
00:46:17,870 --> 00:46:19,840
What, so now you're
1012
00:46:19,870 --> 00:46:21,470
I know it's weird.
1013
00:46:21,510 --> 00:46:24,010
It's just my parents
1014
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:27,280
so whatever.
1015
00:46:27,310 --> 00:46:29,050
[Woman]
1016
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:31,080
Who's calling?
1017
00:46:32,590 --> 00:46:33,920
Let me check.
1018
00:46:39,990 --> 00:46:41,830
Sorry,
1019
00:46:41,860 --> 00:46:42,600
There's no time left.
1020
00:46:42,630 --> 00:46:44,870
I can
1021
00:46:44,900 --> 00:46:47,000
Um...you.
1022
00:46:48,530 --> 00:46:49,800
Uh--
1023
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:53,110
[Woman]
1024
00:46:54,310 --> 00:46:57,610
Look back and tell me
1025
00:46:57,640 --> 00:46:59,050
I refuse to be
1026
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:00,480
Just look back
1027
00:47:00,510 --> 00:47:03,280
if my ass looks fat
1028
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:04,280
[phone rings]
1029
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:05,520
Whoa.
1030
00:47:05,550 --> 00:47:07,320
[ring]
1031
00:47:09,020 --> 00:47:10,820
Jennifer Simon.
1032
00:47:11,930 --> 00:47:12,890
What?
1033
00:47:12,930 --> 00:47:14,160
Is it Nell?
1034
00:47:14,190 --> 00:47:15,560
You bitch.
1035
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:18,630
Oh, my God.
1036
00:47:18,660 --> 00:47:20,600
It's unbelievable.
1037
00:47:20,630 --> 00:47:22,370
Okay, bye.
1038
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:24,040
She got
1039
00:47:24,070 --> 00:47:26,970
She's gonna be
1040
00:47:27,010 --> 00:47:28,170
That bitch.
1041
00:47:28,210 --> 00:47:29,410
She's not even
1042
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:30,480
Giddyup.
1043
00:47:32,350 --> 00:47:34,920
Well, that's fine.
1044
00:47:34,950 --> 00:47:36,320
with any
1045
00:47:36,350 --> 00:47:37,950
They're way
1046
00:47:37,980 --> 00:47:39,120
Meow.
1047
00:47:39,150 --> 00:47:41,050
Well, it's not my fault
1048
00:47:41,090 --> 00:47:42,390
My mother's in rehab.
1049
00:47:42,420 --> 00:47:45,090
Which reminds me,
1050
00:47:45,130 --> 00:47:46,960
Ethically,
1051
00:47:46,990 --> 00:47:47,960
but he's perfect for you.
1052
00:47:47,990 --> 00:47:49,130
Really? Why?
1053
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:51,130
He's older. He's single.
1054
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:53,530
And I'm sure-- Whoa.
1055
00:47:53,570 --> 00:47:55,470
I'm sure he has
1056
00:47:55,500 --> 00:47:56,670
about female pleasure.
1057
00:47:56,700 --> 00:47:59,240
Great. How old is he?
1058
00:47:59,270 --> 00:48:01,540
40-ish,
1059
00:48:01,570 --> 00:48:04,480
Trust me,
1060
00:48:04,510 --> 00:48:05,480
Giddyup.
1061
00:48:05,510 --> 00:48:06,650
Okay.
1062
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:11,250
[Stream]
1063
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:13,450
I didn't break 1500
1064
00:48:13,490 --> 00:48:17,660
but I'm not sure
1065
00:48:17,690 --> 00:48:18,590
I mean, I'll be lucky
1066
00:48:18,620 --> 00:48:21,090
if I even get into
1067
00:48:21,130 --> 00:48:22,430
What are you talking about?
1068
00:48:22,460 --> 00:48:23,700
You're a genius.
1069
00:48:23,730 --> 00:48:25,030
I'm not.
1070
00:48:25,070 --> 00:48:26,970
I'm just a good student
1071
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:28,300
at a good high school.
1072
00:48:28,330 --> 00:48:31,500
I mean, I'm probably not
1073
00:48:31,540 --> 00:48:33,140
They look at what
1074
00:48:33,170 --> 00:48:34,410
Let 'em look, okay?
1075
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:35,680
After what I give your
1076
00:48:35,710 --> 00:48:37,680
I'm practically bankrupt.
1077
00:48:37,710 --> 00:48:38,950
Hi, everybody.
1078
00:48:38,980 --> 00:48:41,050
Hi, baby.
1079
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:43,280
I thought it was
1080
00:48:45,050 --> 00:48:47,690
Oh. Do you mind if I just
1081
00:48:47,720 --> 00:48:49,060
That's Stream's
1082
00:48:49,090 --> 00:48:50,220
Pretty good, huh?
1083
00:48:50,260 --> 00:48:51,660
Oh, yeah, I love it.
1084
00:48:51,690 --> 00:48:55,000
So, Stream, have you
1085
00:48:55,030 --> 00:48:56,500
Huh? What do you think,
1086
00:48:56,530 --> 00:48:59,430
A lot hipper than that stupid
1087
00:48:59,470 --> 00:49:02,470
Well, uh,
1088
00:49:02,500 --> 00:49:05,040
Don't be shy.
1089
00:49:05,070 --> 00:49:07,040
We're targeting
1090
00:49:07,070 --> 00:49:08,710
Well, um...
1091
00:49:08,740 --> 00:49:10,110
to be honest, Dad,
1092
00:49:10,140 --> 00:49:12,980
I think it's
1093
00:49:13,010 --> 00:49:13,880
Tacky?
1094
00:49:13,910 --> 00:49:16,980
Uh, she...she's a kid.
1095
00:49:17,020 --> 00:49:18,250
I, uh...
1096
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:21,520
Why, I appreciate
1097
00:49:21,550 --> 00:49:24,060
It's just...Well, you know,
1098
00:49:24,090 --> 00:49:25,190
because it's my design.
1099
00:49:25,230 --> 00:49:27,760
And it's beautiful.
1100
00:49:27,790 --> 00:49:30,700
Look, I'm-- I'm sorry.
1101
00:49:30,730 --> 00:49:31,760
No, it's okay.
1102
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:34,670
It's really okay.
1103
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:37,770
It's just--
1104
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:42,180
It's just-- Oh, it really
1105
00:49:42,210 --> 00:49:45,610
Oh, who am I kidding?
1106
00:49:45,650 --> 00:49:47,380
Oh, everybody
1107
00:49:47,410 --> 00:49:50,250
Not me. I hate
1108
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:52,020
Sweetheart, sweetheart.
1109
00:49:52,050 --> 00:49:54,450
Count me out
1110
00:49:54,490 --> 00:49:56,620
Girls who go out
1111
00:49:56,660 --> 00:49:57,460
[Jenny]
1112
00:49:57,490 --> 00:49:58,690
They're
1113
00:49:58,720 --> 00:50:01,630
Well, this chick Mimi
1114
00:50:01,660 --> 00:50:04,260
and the whole thing
1115
00:50:04,300 --> 00:50:06,400
Did you say
1116
00:50:06,430 --> 00:50:08,800
Hold on.
1117
00:50:08,830 --> 00:50:10,670
Boy, I think so, too.
1118
00:50:10,700 --> 00:50:13,040
Where'd you get this?
1119
00:50:13,070 --> 00:50:14,040
Stream--
1120
00:50:14,070 --> 00:50:16,040
Anyway, I just can't cope
1121
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:17,780
with the whole
1122
00:50:17,810 --> 00:50:19,050
It's just too gross.
1123
00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:22,120
So how bald
1124
00:50:23,380 --> 00:50:24,650
On a scale of 1 to 10?
1125
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:26,790
Did he say
1126
00:50:26,820 --> 00:50:28,620
Is your mom yakking
1127
00:50:28,650 --> 00:50:29,790
Okay, don't tell me.
1128
00:50:29,820 --> 00:50:30,790
I don't want to put you
1129
00:50:30,820 --> 00:50:32,290
Tell your mother
1130
00:50:32,330 --> 00:50:33,630
I hope you told him
1131
00:50:33,660 --> 00:50:35,430
I'm seeing
1132
00:50:35,460 --> 00:50:37,400
Mom, please,
1133
00:50:37,430 --> 00:50:39,170
You're
1134
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:42,070
I never get
1135
00:50:42,100 --> 00:50:43,770
What about
1136
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:44,840
My mother's
1137
00:50:44,870 --> 00:50:46,270
So what-- What--
1138
00:50:46,310 --> 00:50:48,270
what did your father
1139
00:50:50,180 --> 00:50:52,780
Well, no kidding!
1140
00:50:52,810 --> 00:50:54,550
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
1141
00:50:54,580 --> 00:50:58,220
How old does he think
1142
00:51:00,850 --> 00:51:02,320
Anyway, go ahead.
1143
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:05,330
** [pop]
1144
00:51:10,430 --> 00:51:13,770
It's 11:30. Clearly,
1145
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:16,140
I mean, none of the cool
1146
00:51:16,170 --> 00:51:17,870
If I have to face
1147
00:51:17,900 --> 00:51:19,310
with no prospects
1148
00:51:19,340 --> 00:51:21,240
I'm gonna go post
1149
00:51:21,270 --> 00:51:22,880
on the damn Internet.
1150
00:51:22,910 --> 00:51:25,850
Nell, didn't any of your
1151
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:28,150
invite you
1152
00:51:28,180 --> 00:51:30,250
What new
1153
00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:31,420
Yeah, Nell.
1154
00:51:31,450 --> 00:51:32,850
Where are Kate
1155
00:51:32,890 --> 00:51:35,220
Look, let's just go
1156
00:51:35,260 --> 00:51:37,390
I mean,
1157
00:51:37,420 --> 00:51:39,260
I'm gonna go get a drink.
1158
00:51:43,660 --> 00:51:45,230
A low-tech party, huh?
1159
00:51:45,270 --> 00:51:47,830
Yeah.
1160
00:51:47,870 --> 00:51:50,500
Uh, the guy's
1161
00:51:50,540 --> 00:51:51,600
What band?
1162
00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:53,110
Oedipus Wreck.
1163
00:51:55,210 --> 00:51:56,610
[no audible dialogue]
1164
00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:58,880
Oh, I guess
1165
00:51:58,910 --> 00:52:01,350
Why don't you stick around?
1166
00:52:01,380 --> 00:52:04,180
Rebel against
1167
00:52:04,220 --> 00:52:05,290
They're
1168
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:07,150
They don't tell me
1169
00:52:07,190 --> 00:52:08,450
They're my friends.
1170
00:52:08,490 --> 00:52:10,260
Then let's
1171
00:52:10,290 --> 00:52:11,390
How do you know
1172
00:52:11,420 --> 00:52:13,630
Well, I'm asking.
1173
00:52:13,660 --> 00:52:14,660
Do you?
1174
00:52:15,730 --> 00:52:17,760
Fine.
1175
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:19,130
Fine.
1176
00:52:22,970 --> 00:52:24,470
What the hell's she doing?
1177
00:52:24,500 --> 00:52:25,540
What?
1178
00:52:25,570 --> 00:52:27,170
Where are you going?
1179
00:52:27,210 --> 00:52:28,670
Great.
1180
00:52:35,450 --> 00:52:39,250
So...what's
1181
00:52:39,290 --> 00:52:41,950
Wouldn't it be great
1182
00:52:41,990 --> 00:52:43,820
to spend an evening
1183
00:52:43,860 --> 00:52:46,830
and not
1184
00:52:46,860 --> 00:52:48,430
Is that possible?
1185
00:52:48,460 --> 00:52:49,860
I mean,
1186
00:52:49,900 --> 00:52:51,300
like the college
1187
00:52:51,330 --> 00:52:53,470
determines the quality
1188
00:52:53,500 --> 00:52:55,370
Well, it sort of does,
1189
00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:57,570
No, not unless
1190
00:52:57,600 --> 00:52:59,410
like a line on a grid.
1191
00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:01,740
You can't plan out
1192
00:53:01,770 --> 00:53:06,580
The future's a...
1193
00:53:06,610 --> 00:53:09,220
Whatever happened to chaos?
1194
00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:13,750
Rolling in the mud,
1195
00:53:15,720 --> 00:53:17,390
I'd like
1196
00:53:18,720 --> 00:53:21,960
Now, that is a fine idea.
1197
00:53:21,990 --> 00:53:23,300
Come on.
1198
00:53:23,330 --> 00:53:25,870
W-What are you doing?
1199
00:53:25,900 --> 00:53:28,400
Wait. Where are you going?
1200
00:53:28,430 --> 00:53:31,300
Raagh! Come on!
1201
00:53:31,340 --> 00:53:32,970
But what about my outfit?
1202
00:53:33,010 --> 00:53:35,410
Your outfit
1203
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:37,940
You see, the mud,
1204
00:53:41,710 --> 00:53:43,020
Aah!
1205
00:53:43,050 --> 00:53:44,480
Oh, God.
1206
00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:46,420
Ha ha ha ha ha!
1207
00:53:48,950 --> 00:53:50,790
Ha ha ha! Oh, God!
1208
00:53:50,820 --> 00:53:52,220
Ha ha ha ha!
1209
00:54:01,700 --> 00:54:03,700
Do you want to kiss me?
1210
00:54:03,740 --> 00:54:05,370
Do you
1211
00:54:05,410 --> 00:54:08,270
I don't know. I thought
1212
00:54:10,740 --> 00:54:13,910
Well, that wasn't what I was
1213
00:54:16,050 --> 00:54:17,420
Why the hell not?
1214
00:54:17,450 --> 00:54:19,850
[horns honking]
1215
00:54:19,890 --> 00:54:20,820
It's the new year.
1216
00:54:20,850 --> 00:54:23,690
Don't you want to kiss
1217
00:54:23,720 --> 00:54:26,830
I don't believe
1218
00:54:26,860 --> 00:54:29,300
Do you want to always do
1219
00:54:29,330 --> 00:54:32,630
No. I don't,
1220
00:54:32,670 --> 00:54:35,970
I went on this walk
1221
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,370
I mean, I have a lot
1222
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:39,710
that you don't know about.
1223
00:54:39,740 --> 00:54:42,310
Just because I happen to have
1224
00:54:42,340 --> 00:54:44,940
doesn't mean
1225
00:54:51,950 --> 00:54:53,620
Ohh...
1226
00:54:56,620 --> 00:54:58,320
[sigh]
1227
00:55:01,430 --> 00:55:02,930
Well, babe,
1228
00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:04,330
for ditching your girlfriends
1229
00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:06,030
to go roll around
1230
00:55:06,070 --> 00:55:07,570
with some self-hating
1231
00:55:09,500 --> 00:55:11,100
I guess you're right.
1232
00:55:11,140 --> 00:55:13,440
He wouldn't even
1233
00:55:13,470 --> 00:55:15,580
That guy's a waste
1234
00:55:21,110 --> 00:55:22,980
[Judy]
1235
00:55:23,020 --> 00:55:25,120
Guess what, guess what,
1236
00:55:25,150 --> 00:55:27,790
Harvard! Ha ha ha ha!
1237
00:55:27,820 --> 00:55:30,090
What does it say?
1238
00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:31,960
Yes?
1239
00:55:49,740 --> 00:55:51,610
It's only a deferral.
1240
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:54,080
I've spoken with the people
1241
00:55:54,110 --> 00:55:55,950
and they assure me
1242
00:55:55,980 --> 00:55:57,150
she'll be accepted in April,
1243
00:55:57,180 --> 00:55:59,490
so she's
1244
00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:01,150
But you saw her application.
1245
00:56:01,190 --> 00:56:03,820
Wasn't it really special?
1246
00:56:03,860 --> 00:56:05,660
Yes, but now she has
1247
00:56:05,690 --> 00:56:07,560
to try other schools.
1248
00:56:07,590 --> 00:56:10,630
Is Stream
1249
00:56:10,660 --> 00:56:11,630
[chiming]
1250
00:56:11,660 --> 00:56:13,400
Well, she claims to be fine,
1251
00:56:13,430 --> 00:56:15,000
but, you know,
1252
00:56:15,030 --> 00:56:17,940
how could she not feel
1253
00:56:17,970 --> 00:56:19,510
Not that I think that.
1254
00:56:19,540 --> 00:56:21,010
Well, of course not.
1255
00:56:21,040 --> 00:56:22,440
But, you know,
1256
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:23,880
to have a talk with her
1257
00:56:23,910 --> 00:56:25,780
just to make sure
1258
00:56:25,810 --> 00:56:27,850
you're all right with this.
1259
00:56:29,620 --> 00:56:31,880
[chiming]
1260
00:56:35,890 --> 00:56:38,020
Mom, don't be so bummed out.
1261
00:56:38,060 --> 00:56:40,030
Even if I don't
1262
00:56:40,060 --> 00:56:42,660
it doesn't
1263
00:56:42,700 --> 00:56:43,900
Oh, I know.
1264
00:56:43,930 --> 00:56:45,570
It's just that you're
1265
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:47,170
than
1266
00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:49,970
I don't see how Nell
1267
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:51,040
when you didn't.
1268
00:56:51,070 --> 00:56:53,510
Of course, I don't
1269
00:56:53,540 --> 00:56:55,480
Well, Jenny didn't
1270
00:56:55,510 --> 00:56:56,780
Well, Jenny's father
1271
00:56:56,810 --> 00:56:58,210
donate a library to Brown,
1272
00:56:58,240 --> 00:57:00,480
and trust me,
1273
00:57:00,510 --> 00:57:03,220
whereas your father--
1274
00:57:03,250 --> 00:57:06,690
if he buys you some sweaters
1275
00:57:06,720 --> 00:57:10,460
Maybe-- Maybe I just
1276
00:57:10,490 --> 00:57:12,160
Maybe I-- Whew--
1277
00:57:12,190 --> 00:57:15,190
Maybe I should have got you
1278
00:57:15,230 --> 00:57:18,160
Maybe I should have done
1279
00:57:20,170 --> 00:57:22,030
But you know?
1280
00:57:22,070 --> 00:57:25,170
I'm really fine
1281
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:27,510
And I-- I feel
1282
00:57:27,540 --> 00:57:29,910
about the way
1283
00:57:29,940 --> 00:57:31,680
It's no accident
1284
00:57:31,710 --> 00:57:34,250
that I sent you
1285
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:36,180
You're a very bright
1286
00:57:36,220 --> 00:57:39,150
with a strong sense
1287
00:57:47,230 --> 00:57:48,460
Condoms?
1288
00:57:52,300 --> 00:57:53,600
Oh, my God.
1289
00:57:54,930 --> 00:57:57,500
I need to sit down.
1290
00:57:57,540 --> 00:58:00,970
Oh...
1291
00:58:01,010 --> 00:58:03,040
Believe me,
1292
00:58:06,010 --> 00:58:08,250
I hate sounding
1293
00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:11,580
but I think
1294
00:58:11,620 --> 00:58:14,220
normal for-- for--
1295
00:58:14,250 --> 00:58:16,860
to have
1296
00:58:18,790 --> 00:58:21,790
You're too young!
1297
00:58:21,830 --> 00:58:23,160
I'm sorry,
1298
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:26,300
but I feel-- I feel
1299
00:58:26,330 --> 00:58:28,130
[sigh]
1300
00:58:29,300 --> 00:58:31,600
Ow.
1301
00:58:39,310 --> 00:58:40,510
You're right.
1302
00:58:42,210 --> 00:58:46,190
I hate myself
1303
00:58:46,220 --> 00:58:48,550
I guess I just have
1304
00:58:48,590 --> 00:58:50,320
that you're...
1305
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:53,890
and y-you have to take
1306
00:58:53,930 --> 00:58:56,160
for your own decisions.
1307
00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:59,330
So why are you here?
1308
00:58:59,360 --> 00:59:01,630
My mother flipped her lid
1309
00:59:01,670 --> 00:59:03,670
when she found
1310
00:59:03,700 --> 00:59:06,570
I'm investigating sex.
1311
00:59:07,340 --> 00:59:10,710
Who can say what's normal?
1312
00:59:10,740 --> 00:59:13,650
I mean, 70% of American
1313
00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:15,680
What's wrong with girls
1314
00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:17,350
as much as guys do?
1315
00:59:17,380 --> 00:59:20,050
I mean, I'm not...
1316
00:59:20,090 --> 00:59:22,120
Well, that's good.
1317
00:59:22,150 --> 00:59:23,660
But...
1318
00:59:23,690 --> 00:59:26,790
I wish I knew
1319
00:59:26,830 --> 00:59:29,360
to make me climax.
1320
00:59:29,390 --> 00:59:31,860
Like, how does that happen?
1321
00:59:31,900 --> 00:59:35,800
How do you think
1322
00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:38,140
It seems like you...
1323
00:59:38,170 --> 00:59:39,670
I don't know.
1324
00:59:39,710 --> 00:59:41,670
Is the guy supposed to--
1325
00:59:41,710 --> 00:59:43,240
You tell him your needs,
1326
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:44,880
and he does stuff to you.
1327
00:59:44,910 --> 00:59:47,650
Is it, uh, possible
1328
00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:53,390
that Stream is being
1329
00:59:53,420 --> 00:59:56,590
Passive? Stream?
1330
01:00:01,730 --> 01:00:02,900
[Stream]
1331
01:00:02,930 --> 01:00:04,300
I thought she was
1332
01:00:04,330 --> 01:00:06,330
[Jenny]
1333
01:00:06,370 --> 01:00:07,400
Need I say more?
1334
01:00:07,430 --> 01:00:11,040
She's in the land
1335
01:00:11,070 --> 01:00:13,640
I can't even get her
1336
01:00:13,670 --> 01:00:15,340
Never mind.
1337
01:00:15,370 --> 01:00:16,880
Let's read yours.
1338
01:00:16,910 --> 01:00:18,410
Okay.
1339
01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:22,080
"Young, sexy
1340
01:00:22,110 --> 01:00:24,650
"actively seeks
1341
01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:26,650
"for active mutual
1342
01:00:26,690 --> 01:00:28,420
Over 21
1343
01:00:28,450 --> 01:00:31,160
Yawn. Where are you gonna
1344
01:00:31,190 --> 01:00:33,060
Yeah, actually.
1345
01:00:33,090 --> 01:00:34,990
Well,
1346
01:00:35,030 --> 01:00:36,360
What
1347
01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:37,900
I don't know.
1348
01:00:37,930 --> 01:00:40,030
Doesn't Town & Country
1349
01:00:40,070 --> 01:00:41,370
Town & Country?
1350
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:43,840
Jenny, you wrote...
1351
01:00:43,870 --> 01:00:47,010
"I like
1352
01:00:47,040 --> 01:00:48,940
"Will you poke me
1353
01:00:48,970 --> 01:00:50,740
"To hell
1354
01:00:50,780 --> 01:00:52,440
I want
1355
01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:54,280
Perfect. I love it.
1356
01:00:54,310 --> 01:00:55,720
I don't know, Jen.
1357
01:00:55,750 --> 01:00:58,350
The shrink said to be
1358
01:00:58,380 --> 01:01:00,290
Scream, cream?
1359
01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:02,320
What could be more active?
1360
01:01:04,890 --> 01:01:07,030
All right, we cannot sit
1361
01:01:07,060 --> 01:01:10,060
Yeah, but I want
1362
01:01:10,100 --> 01:01:12,230
Okay, you can sit there.
1363
01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:36,790
Is that a baseball cap?
1364
01:01:36,820 --> 01:01:38,820
Is that a head
1365
01:01:38,860 --> 01:01:40,030
Hi.
1366
01:01:41,130 --> 01:01:42,960
So, uh...
1367
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:45,230
So where do you
1368
01:01:45,260 --> 01:01:46,230
NYU.
1369
01:01:46,270 --> 01:01:47,470
Oh, great.
1370
01:01:47,500 --> 01:01:49,270
So what are your
1371
01:01:49,300 --> 01:01:50,470
Oh, you know,
1372
01:01:50,500 --> 01:01:52,870
"The prostitute
1373
01:01:52,910 --> 01:01:54,040
type of thing.
1374
01:01:54,070 --> 01:01:55,370
Whoa.
1375
01:01:55,410 --> 01:01:58,510
So you ready
1376
01:01:58,540 --> 01:02:00,910
mutual exploration,
1377
01:02:02,010 --> 01:02:03,750
Sure.
1378
01:02:03,780 --> 01:02:05,080
Cool.
1379
01:02:07,490 --> 01:02:08,820
All right.
1380
01:02:09,820 --> 01:02:11,060
Let's get out of here.
1381
01:03:12,620 --> 01:03:13,950
Excuse me.
1382
01:03:13,990 --> 01:03:17,160
Meatman 703?
1383
01:03:17,190 --> 01:03:20,430
You know, hung like a horse,
1384
01:03:20,460 --> 01:03:22,260
Uh...
1385
01:03:22,290 --> 01:03:23,260
no.
1386
01:03:23,300 --> 01:03:24,430
No.
1387
01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:40,050
[speed dialing]
1388
01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:41,950
Hi. This is
1389
01:03:41,980 --> 01:03:44,480
Can I have Wahid
1390
01:03:50,890 --> 01:03:52,060
Wahid.
1391
01:03:52,090 --> 01:03:54,290
Traffic is bad, ma'am.
1392
01:03:54,330 --> 01:03:57,100
Could you pull over,
1393
01:04:02,130 --> 01:04:04,570
Do you think I'm skinny?
1394
01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:06,970
Ma'am?
1395
01:04:08,210 --> 01:04:09,940
Do you think I'm skinny?
1396
01:04:09,980 --> 01:04:13,350
I mean, skinny enough
1397
01:04:15,410 --> 01:04:17,880
You look too skinny
1398
01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:20,550
Thank you.
1399
01:04:30,160 --> 01:04:33,370
* I wanna be Mr. Rodeo
1400
01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:35,200
[Stream]
1401
01:04:35,230 --> 01:04:39,570
You know, your message
1402
01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:41,640
You want to have
1403
01:04:41,670 --> 01:04:42,910
Exactly.
1404
01:04:42,940 --> 01:04:44,180
Concentrate--
1405
01:04:44,210 --> 01:04:46,880
Concentrate
1406
01:04:48,410 --> 01:04:50,050
But--
1407
01:04:50,080 --> 01:04:51,980
You know what?
1408
01:04:52,020 --> 01:04:54,120
That's funny.
1409
01:04:54,150 --> 01:04:57,490
You're in the right
1410
01:04:57,520 --> 01:04:59,320
I guess you don't
1411
01:04:59,360 --> 01:05:00,960
I have a better idea.
1412
01:05:00,990 --> 01:05:02,390
Wait, wait, wait.
1413
01:05:02,430 --> 01:05:06,670
* I wanna be fucking
1414
01:05:06,700 --> 01:05:08,030
Sorry it didn't work out.
1415
01:05:08,070 --> 01:05:09,400
That usually does
1416
01:05:09,430 --> 01:05:11,640
Oh, it's not
1417
01:05:11,670 --> 01:05:16,580
Maybe I wasn't
1418
01:05:16,610 --> 01:05:17,940
Well...
1419
01:05:27,690 --> 01:05:30,290
Are you aware
1420
01:05:30,320 --> 01:05:32,290
I-- I had cab trouble.
1421
01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:34,460
I've been trying
1422
01:05:34,490 --> 01:05:36,160
but who knows
1423
01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:38,460
I don't even want to know.
1424
01:05:38,500 --> 01:05:40,470
Where have you been,
1425
01:05:40,500 --> 01:05:43,570
Maybe if you had a clue,
1426
01:05:43,600 --> 01:05:45,140
What the hell
1427
01:05:45,170 --> 01:05:47,410
You're so obsessed
1428
01:05:47,440 --> 01:05:50,040
but you're not
1429
01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:51,210
I am so in touch.
1430
01:05:51,240 --> 01:05:53,710
I'm in touch with both--
1431
01:05:53,750 --> 01:05:55,280
I'm totally in touch.
1432
01:05:55,310 --> 01:05:56,680
No, you're not.
1433
01:05:56,720 --> 01:05:59,080
with your so-called
1434
01:05:59,120 --> 01:06:00,990
Is that just a way
1435
01:06:01,020 --> 01:06:03,060
you have a life
1436
01:06:03,090 --> 01:06:04,120
That is so mean.
1437
01:06:04,160 --> 01:06:05,760
I can't believe
1438
01:06:05,790 --> 01:06:10,200
Bartholomew has a highly
1439
01:06:10,230 --> 01:06:12,500
and he's totally
1440
01:06:12,530 --> 01:06:13,770
What work? You mean
1441
01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:16,970
you took of me
1442
01:06:18,200 --> 01:06:20,210
You're grounded!
1443
01:06:20,240 --> 01:06:21,240
[door slams]
1444
01:06:21,270 --> 01:06:22,740
That's right!
1445
01:06:22,770 --> 01:06:26,180
I'm now totally
1446
01:06:26,210 --> 01:06:28,510
You are not going anywhere,
1447
01:06:28,550 --> 01:06:31,420
for any reason,
1448
01:06:42,790 --> 01:06:46,100
Isn't this where
1449
01:06:46,130 --> 01:06:47,600
No, no. They, uh,
1450
01:06:47,630 --> 01:06:50,400
they moved that
1451
01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:52,370
Nick Drake Fan Club's
1452
01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:54,770
Oh.
1453
01:06:54,810 --> 01:06:57,680
Where are all
1454
01:06:59,110 --> 01:07:02,510
Too cool to be
1455
01:07:02,550 --> 01:07:04,050
I guess.
1456
01:07:05,320 --> 01:07:07,320
Hey, uh, my band's
1457
01:07:07,350 --> 01:07:09,090
at Venus Lounge.
1458
01:07:09,120 --> 01:07:10,360
You should come by.
1459
01:07:10,390 --> 01:07:12,490
Is that an invitation?
1460
01:07:14,630 --> 01:07:17,800
Shouldn't you address it
1461
01:07:22,500 --> 01:07:24,100
They can come, too.
1462
01:07:24,140 --> 01:07:26,440
* Bad leather
1463
01:07:26,470 --> 01:07:28,470
* Trend setter
1464
01:07:28,510 --> 01:07:30,580
* Bad leather
1465
01:07:30,610 --> 01:07:32,340
* Always...
1466
01:07:32,380 --> 01:07:34,680
[Man]
1467
01:07:34,710 --> 01:07:38,120
Ah, lovely, lovely.
1468
01:07:38,150 --> 01:07:39,720
Lovely.
1469
01:07:39,750 --> 01:07:42,090
Show me
1470
01:07:42,120 --> 01:07:43,260
Like this?
1471
01:07:43,290 --> 01:07:44,160
No, no, no, no, no.
1472
01:07:44,190 --> 01:07:45,860
I want you to imagine
1473
01:07:45,890 --> 01:07:47,090
as your
1474
01:07:47,130 --> 01:07:49,760
What?
1475
01:07:49,790 --> 01:07:52,230
More natural, something.
1476
01:07:52,260 --> 01:07:54,100
Modeling's acting.
1477
01:07:54,130 --> 01:07:56,740
More neck.
1478
01:07:56,770 --> 01:07:59,740
Look at me
1479
01:07:59,770 --> 01:08:01,810
What are you,
1480
01:08:01,840 --> 01:08:03,880
I have to be.
1481
01:08:03,910 --> 01:08:06,480
Can you get
1482
01:08:06,510 --> 01:08:08,510
Are you frightened?
1483
01:08:10,880 --> 01:08:12,550
Good.
1484
01:08:14,290 --> 01:08:15,750
Fuck you.
1485
01:08:15,790 --> 01:08:19,260
Oh, I'd love to, but then
1486
01:08:19,290 --> 01:08:21,130
What's that about?
1487
01:08:21,160 --> 01:08:22,860
Of course,
1488
01:08:32,670 --> 01:08:34,410
[phone rings]
1489
01:08:35,910 --> 01:08:37,180
Hello.
1490
01:08:37,210 --> 01:08:39,340
It's for me.
1491
01:08:39,380 --> 01:08:40,850
What?
1492
01:08:40,880 --> 01:08:42,510
What credit card?
1493
01:08:42,550 --> 01:08:45,220
Dad, it--
1494
01:08:45,250 --> 01:08:46,690
What's going on?
1495
01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:48,490
I thought you weren't
1496
01:08:48,520 --> 01:08:49,920
All right.
1497
01:08:49,950 --> 01:08:52,160
Dad, I said I would
1498
01:08:52,190 --> 01:08:53,360
Now?
1499
01:08:53,390 --> 01:08:55,490
Oh, come on.
1500
01:08:55,530 --> 01:08:56,930
All right, fine.
1501
01:08:56,960 --> 01:08:59,230
Is he abusing you
1502
01:09:00,600 --> 01:09:03,170
Look, I'm destroying it,
1503
01:09:03,200 --> 01:09:06,510
Look, Dad, I am
1504
01:09:06,540 --> 01:09:10,180
Do you hear that?
1505
01:09:10,210 --> 01:09:13,910
What? What do you mean
1506
01:09:13,950 --> 01:09:15,910
No, I can't get a scholarship!
1507
01:09:15,950 --> 01:09:18,520
Why are you torturing her?
1508
01:09:18,550 --> 01:09:21,890
If you can spend thousands
1509
01:09:21,920 --> 01:09:24,560
then you can cough it up
1510
01:09:24,590 --> 01:09:25,960
Mom, please don't fight.
1511
01:09:25,990 --> 01:09:27,930
You need to get
1512
01:09:27,960 --> 01:09:30,530
You want her to have
1513
01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:32,930
and be in debt for
1514
01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:34,900
just so you can buy
1515
01:09:34,930 --> 01:09:35,900
Huh?
1516
01:09:35,930 --> 01:09:38,240
[click, dial tone]
1517
01:09:40,710 --> 01:09:42,810
* It's all right
1518
01:09:42,840 --> 01:09:47,580
* If you don't
1519
01:09:50,780 --> 01:09:54,250
* Some things
1520
01:09:54,290 --> 01:09:59,220
* Aren't meant to be seen
1521
01:09:59,260 --> 01:10:03,190
* If that sounds mean
1522
01:10:04,560 --> 01:10:07,900
* I'm thinkin' 'bout you
1523
01:10:07,930 --> 01:10:10,970
* 'Cause that's what I do
1524
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:14,240
* Don't worry for me
1525
01:10:14,270 --> 01:10:17,680
* I'm gonna
1526
01:10:17,710 --> 01:10:21,380
* I'm thinking of you
1527
01:10:21,410 --> 01:10:26,290
* And that's why
1528
01:10:30,660 --> 01:10:32,990
* Sometimes I feel
1529
01:10:33,020 --> 01:10:38,300
* Life is all in my head
1530
01:10:40,470 --> 01:10:42,730
* My eyes see it
1531
01:10:42,770 --> 01:10:45,370
* Passin' by
1532
01:10:45,400 --> 01:10:46,540
* Well, then I--
1533
01:10:46,570 --> 01:10:48,410
Nell, listen to me. Nell.
1534
01:10:48,440 --> 01:10:50,280
Nell, hold on. Nell.
1535
01:10:52,740 --> 01:10:55,510
Nell, stick your finger
1536
01:10:55,550 --> 01:10:57,780
Do it. I mean it.
1537
01:10:57,820 --> 01:11:00,450
I'm sneaking out
1538
01:11:02,620 --> 01:11:06,530
[Woman on TV]
1539
01:11:06,560 --> 01:11:08,730
are perfectly
1540
01:11:08,760 --> 01:11:12,430
his pure, naked emotion.
1541
01:11:12,460 --> 01:11:16,770
It's as if she's floating
1542
01:11:16,800 --> 01:11:20,370
her large breasts
1543
01:11:20,410 --> 01:11:23,010
in golden waves.
1544
01:11:23,040 --> 01:11:25,380
And then, on the right,
1545
01:11:25,410 --> 01:11:29,950
we have the angry
1546
01:11:29,980 --> 01:11:32,720
Good night.
1547
01:11:32,750 --> 01:11:33,850
Good night.
1548
01:11:33,890 --> 01:11:35,320
[Woman on TV]
1549
01:11:35,350 --> 01:11:38,660
which is like an angry,
1550
01:11:38,690 --> 01:11:41,630
This nun is so deep.
1551
01:11:41,660 --> 01:11:44,630
[coughing]
1552
01:11:44,660 --> 01:11:46,600
[Stream]
1553
01:11:46,630 --> 01:11:49,400
You're the one who knows
1554
01:11:49,430 --> 01:11:51,870
Yeah, but I can't stand
1555
01:11:51,900 --> 01:11:53,000
[cough]
1556
01:11:53,040 --> 01:11:54,540
Anyway, shouldn't we take her
1557
01:11:54,570 --> 01:11:55,970
to the hospital
1558
01:11:56,010 --> 01:11:58,080
No, my parents are gonna
1559
01:11:58,110 --> 01:11:59,380
They'll kill me.
1560
01:11:59,410 --> 01:12:00,950
I thought
1561
01:12:00,980 --> 01:12:02,710
Jen, can you be sensitive?
1562
01:12:02,750 --> 01:12:04,980
My life
1563
01:12:05,020 --> 01:12:06,080
What happened?
1564
01:12:06,120 --> 01:12:08,650
I thought everything
1565
01:12:08,690 --> 01:12:10,920
[squawking]
1566
01:12:10,960 --> 01:12:12,120
Like when?
1567
01:12:12,160 --> 01:12:14,430
Like when you were
1568
01:12:14,460 --> 01:12:16,660
You said you got free
1569
01:12:16,700 --> 01:12:19,060
Nell, you're,
1570
01:12:19,100 --> 01:12:21,130
and so smart and...
1571
01:12:21,170 --> 01:12:22,670
and blasé.
1572
01:12:22,700 --> 01:12:24,870
Everyone wants
1573
01:12:24,900 --> 01:12:26,710
Nobody
1574
01:12:26,740 --> 01:12:27,710
[chattering]
1575
01:12:27,740 --> 01:12:28,910
Oh, Nelly.
1576
01:12:28,940 --> 01:12:31,140
How many Prozacs
1577
01:12:31,180 --> 01:12:33,610
I don't know.
1578
01:12:33,650 --> 01:12:34,710
Three?
1579
01:12:36,050 --> 01:12:38,150
I thought you took
1580
01:12:38,180 --> 01:12:40,150
That's all that was left.
1581
01:12:40,180 --> 01:12:41,690
Ahh...
1582
01:12:41,720 --> 01:12:45,420
[cough cough]
1583
01:12:45,460 --> 01:12:47,160
I guess that's
1584
01:12:47,190 --> 01:12:48,630
Gross.
1585
01:12:48,660 --> 01:12:50,700
Uch, plus the bird
1586
01:12:54,470 --> 01:12:56,440
Get away from me, bunny.
1587
01:13:01,770 --> 01:13:04,740
Of course, I'm aware that you
1588
01:13:07,150 --> 01:13:08,750
But I want you to know
1589
01:13:08,780 --> 01:13:11,850
that I, uh, spent the whole
1590
01:13:11,880 --> 01:13:14,920
and I, uh, I understand
1591
01:13:14,950 --> 01:13:16,690
that you--
1592
01:13:16,720 --> 01:13:20,690
about your father's
1593
01:13:20,730 --> 01:13:23,800
So I've decided to move
1594
01:13:23,830 --> 01:13:25,730
as a means of discipline.
1595
01:13:25,760 --> 01:13:26,770
[cough]
1596
01:13:26,800 --> 01:13:30,100
I still feel that you have
1597
01:13:30,130 --> 01:13:33,710
but I--
1598
01:13:33,740 --> 01:13:36,880
and hope that you
1599
01:13:36,910 --> 01:13:38,610
Thanks.
1600
01:13:38,640 --> 01:13:40,410
You're welcome.
1601
01:13:49,220 --> 01:13:50,760
And now,
1602
01:13:50,790 --> 01:13:52,220
we're taking you
1603
01:13:52,260 --> 01:13:53,860
of high school rock 'n' roll.
1604
01:13:53,890 --> 01:13:55,030
Our first video comes
1605
01:13:55,060 --> 01:13:56,460
from that New York City
1606
01:13:56,500 --> 01:13:57,460
called Oedipus Wreck.
1607
01:13:57,500 --> 01:13:59,560
This sexy crew
1608
01:13:59,600 --> 01:14:01,230
tonight at The Bank
1609
01:14:01,270 --> 01:14:05,170
in that big rotten apple,
1610
01:14:05,200 --> 01:14:07,040
Check it out.
1611
01:14:07,070 --> 01:14:09,170
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
1612
01:14:09,210 --> 01:14:11,510
** [soft rock]
1613
01:14:22,220 --> 01:14:23,520
What?
1614
01:14:29,590 --> 01:14:35,200
* The universe
1615
01:14:36,540 --> 01:14:39,870
* Not as much as you are
1616
01:14:41,610 --> 01:14:44,610
* You wanted me
1617
01:14:45,280 --> 01:14:48,650
* For good luck, yeah
1618
01:14:48,680 --> 01:14:51,120
* But I wanted
1619
01:14:51,150 --> 01:14:53,180
* For other reasons
1620
01:14:53,220 --> 01:14:58,160
* Sometimes you rush
1621
01:14:58,190 --> 01:15:00,790
* You are of water
1622
01:15:00,830 --> 01:15:05,600
* Runnin' down the stream
1623
01:15:06,930 --> 01:15:11,770
* Runnin' down the stream
1624
01:15:14,110 --> 01:15:16,580
* Runnin' down the stream
1625
01:15:18,940 --> 01:15:22,710
* You wanted me
1626
01:15:22,750 --> 01:15:25,980
* For good luck, yeah
1627
01:15:29,190 --> 01:15:31,090
I don't know
1628
01:15:31,120 --> 01:15:32,320
I just tried
1629
01:15:32,360 --> 01:15:33,960
I'm not ready
1630
01:15:33,990 --> 01:15:35,130
Oh, come on, Nell.
1631
01:15:35,160 --> 01:15:36,560
Aren't you curious
1632
01:15:36,600 --> 01:15:38,000
We could care less
1633
01:15:38,030 --> 01:15:39,330
We think
1634
01:15:39,360 --> 01:15:41,270
But we understand
1635
01:15:41,300 --> 01:15:43,670
to find out if he's
1636
01:15:43,700 --> 01:15:47,640
since he was such
1637
01:15:47,670 --> 01:15:49,310
I thought he was
1638
01:15:49,340 --> 01:15:52,310
You know, I've got
1639
01:15:52,340 --> 01:15:53,910
I might kinda like him.
1640
01:15:53,950 --> 01:15:56,650
So? Like
1641
01:15:56,680 --> 01:15:58,620
I'm starting
1642
01:15:58,650 --> 01:15:59,650
Come on.
1643
01:16:00,920 --> 01:16:02,590
Three of us.
1644
01:16:04,320 --> 01:16:06,790
[cheering]
1645
01:16:06,830 --> 01:16:08,330
Thank you. Thanks.
1646
01:16:08,360 --> 01:16:10,730
Thank you. Raahr.
1647
01:16:10,760 --> 01:16:12,730
He looks really good.
1648
01:16:12,760 --> 01:16:14,200
Yeah, if you like grease.
1649
01:16:14,230 --> 01:16:16,100
That boy needs
1650
01:16:16,130 --> 01:16:18,000
So, uh...
1651
01:16:18,040 --> 01:16:20,240
I, uh, I know this girl.
1652
01:16:20,270 --> 01:16:21,840
[whistles, cheers]
1653
01:16:21,870 --> 01:16:23,270
[Audience member]
1654
01:16:23,310 --> 01:16:26,380
We, uh, we had all this...
1655
01:16:26,410 --> 01:16:27,910
chemistry.
1656
01:16:27,950 --> 01:16:30,820
Yeah!
1657
01:16:33,850 --> 01:16:35,250
But she's too hung up
1658
01:16:35,290 --> 01:16:36,690
on what other people think
1659
01:16:36,720 --> 01:16:39,120
to really...rock.
1660
01:16:39,160 --> 01:16:41,330
[cheering]
1661
01:16:48,700 --> 01:16:50,770
I wrote this song when I
1662
01:16:50,800 --> 01:16:52,600
All right, man!
1663
01:16:54,210 --> 01:16:56,840
* I know I'd love you
1664
01:16:56,880 --> 01:17:00,380
* If you give me the chance
1665
01:17:00,410 --> 01:17:03,680
* I'll make you
1666
01:17:03,720 --> 01:17:05,680
* I'll make you
1667
01:17:05,720 --> 01:17:10,290
* 'Cause I know
1668
01:17:12,260 --> 01:17:16,660
* I know how to love
1669
01:17:16,700 --> 01:17:18,300
Do you think--
1670
01:17:18,330 --> 01:17:21,170
Who do you think
1671
01:17:21,200 --> 01:17:24,370
* You know our love is hot
1672
01:17:24,400 --> 01:17:26,670
* You'll ovulate
1673
01:17:26,710 --> 01:17:28,070
I bet you
1674
01:17:28,110 --> 01:17:31,410
with that "ovulating
1675
01:17:31,440 --> 01:17:33,010
[Stream]
1676
01:17:33,040 --> 01:17:34,750
[Jenny]
1677
01:17:34,780 --> 01:17:36,010
Why do you say that?
1678
01:17:36,050 --> 01:17:37,680
I heard
1679
01:17:39,220 --> 01:17:42,250
* Take it off
1680
01:17:42,290 --> 01:17:45,190
* Do it now
1681
01:17:45,220 --> 01:17:47,090
* Gonna make you quiver
1682
01:17:47,130 --> 01:17:50,430
* Make you scream
1683
01:17:50,460 --> 01:17:54,030
* So put away
1684
01:17:54,070 --> 01:17:56,900
* Start your engine
1685
01:17:56,940 --> 01:17:59,900
* Start your engine
1686
01:17:59,940 --> 01:18:02,470
* I know I'd love you
1687
01:18:02,510 --> 01:18:06,040
* If you'd give me
1688
01:18:06,080 --> 01:18:09,210
* I'll make you
1689
01:18:09,250 --> 01:18:11,380
* I'll make you
1690
01:18:11,420 --> 01:18:16,090
* 'Cause I know
1691
01:18:17,520 --> 01:18:22,290
* I know how to love
1692
01:18:22,330 --> 01:18:25,330
* And I'm in no hurry
1693
01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:31,870
[cheering]
1694
01:18:41,180 --> 01:18:43,450
Well, what's the deal
1695
01:18:43,480 --> 01:18:46,790
Are you sure
1696
01:18:46,820 --> 01:18:48,290
I don't know.
1697
01:18:48,320 --> 01:18:50,760
They do look
1698
01:18:50,790 --> 01:18:54,090
Whatever. All those
1699
01:18:54,130 --> 01:18:55,490
Maybe she's bi.
1700
01:18:55,530 --> 01:18:57,330
What do you care
1701
01:18:58,930 --> 01:19:01,530
Look, whatever. Can we
1702
01:19:01,570 --> 01:19:03,400
I'm gonna die of boredom.
1703
01:19:03,430 --> 01:19:04,770
Hey, where's Nell?
1704
01:19:07,440 --> 01:19:09,310
[Jenny]
1705
01:19:09,340 --> 01:19:10,980
I told you
1706
01:19:11,010 --> 01:19:14,780
Well, I didn't say you could
1707
01:19:14,810 --> 01:19:16,850
Yes. Now, please.
1708
01:19:16,880 --> 01:19:18,780
Let's wait for the band
1709
01:19:18,820 --> 01:19:19,850
I can't wait any longer.
1710
01:19:19,880 --> 01:19:21,550
If I don't go home now,
1711
01:19:21,590 --> 01:19:22,990
Well, they're
1712
01:19:23,020 --> 01:19:24,860
and besides, we can't
1713
01:19:24,890 --> 01:19:26,990
What if she tries
1714
01:19:27,030 --> 01:19:28,790
She's all out of Prozac.
1715
01:19:28,830 --> 01:19:31,530
What's she gonna do,
1716
01:19:31,560 --> 01:19:32,530
[car horn honks]
1717
01:19:32,560 --> 01:19:33,970
Look, that's my car,
1718
01:19:34,000 --> 01:19:35,300
Let's just go.
1719
01:19:42,910 --> 01:19:44,510
Excuse me.
1720
01:19:44,540 --> 01:19:46,280
Yeah?
1721
01:19:46,310 --> 01:19:48,450
You guys were
1722
01:19:48,480 --> 01:19:54,220
* Are you so
1723
01:19:54,250 --> 01:19:55,590
Are you really a lesbian?
1724
01:19:55,620 --> 01:19:58,860
Wow. That's a weird way
1725
01:19:58,890 --> 01:20:00,520
I'm sorry.
1726
01:20:02,330 --> 01:20:04,000
I'm such a freak.
1727
01:20:05,160 --> 01:20:07,030
No, it's okay.
1728
01:20:07,070 --> 01:20:08,570
Yeah, I'm out.
1729
01:20:11,100 --> 01:20:12,870
Are you?
1730
01:20:12,900 --> 01:20:14,170
Me?
1731
01:20:14,210 --> 01:20:16,880
No.
1732
01:20:16,910 --> 01:20:20,010
* Who's
1733
01:20:20,040 --> 01:20:24,020
* Tell me, tell me,
1734
01:20:24,050 --> 01:20:27,450
I don't know why I wanted
1735
01:20:27,490 --> 01:20:31,060
I just feel trapped
1736
01:20:31,090 --> 01:20:33,320
Sounds like you're
1737
01:20:33,360 --> 01:20:35,930
Yeah, I just feel
1738
01:20:35,960 --> 01:20:38,930
A freak from the inside
1739
01:20:38,960 --> 01:20:42,270
Inside. Outside,
1740
01:20:42,300 --> 01:20:45,540
So...what do you think
1741
01:20:47,370 --> 01:20:48,870
I don't know.
1742
01:20:50,310 --> 01:20:51,640
Well...
1743
01:20:51,680 --> 01:20:54,280
I'm sure you will someday.
1744
01:20:56,920 --> 01:20:58,220
It's pretty late.
1745
01:20:58,250 --> 01:20:59,980
I mean early.
1746
01:21:00,020 --> 01:21:01,020
[chuckle]
1747
01:21:02,050 --> 01:21:03,890
I think I should
1748
01:21:05,390 --> 01:21:07,360
Wait.
1749
01:21:07,390 --> 01:21:12,930
* Engaged by your
1750
01:21:12,960 --> 01:21:17,070
* Time for some mental
1751
01:21:43,390 --> 01:21:45,400
Oh, my God.
1752
01:21:48,000 --> 01:21:49,970
A breakthrough.
1753
01:22:01,510 --> 01:22:03,580
Thank you guys
1754
01:22:03,610 --> 01:22:06,550
I have a pretty serious
1755
01:22:06,580 --> 01:22:07,690
I had an orgasm.
1756
01:22:07,720 --> 01:22:08,490
What?
1757
01:22:08,520 --> 01:22:11,090
You're lying.
1758
01:22:11,120 --> 01:22:12,690
You were the laziest one
1759
01:22:12,720 --> 01:22:13,960
How did you do it?
1760
01:22:13,990 --> 01:22:15,690
Who is it, Nell?
1761
01:22:15,730 --> 01:22:19,030
Well...
1762
01:22:19,060 --> 01:22:22,030
it's the drummer
1763
01:22:22,070 --> 01:22:25,140
The drummer?
1764
01:22:25,170 --> 01:22:27,370
You mean she's not
1765
01:22:27,410 --> 01:22:28,670
Nope.
1766
01:22:28,710 --> 01:22:30,040
The dyke?
1767
01:22:30,070 --> 01:22:32,140
Fantastic!
1768
01:22:32,180 --> 01:22:33,610
Her name is Liza,
1769
01:22:33,640 --> 01:22:35,980
and you know what, Stream?
1770
01:22:36,010 --> 01:22:40,280
Like has everything
1771
01:22:40,320 --> 01:22:43,290
I knew it.
1772
01:22:43,320 --> 01:22:46,190
At least it's totally
1773
01:22:46,220 --> 01:22:48,690
I mean...you never know.
1774
01:22:48,730 --> 01:22:51,060
You could get
1775
01:22:51,100 --> 01:22:52,760
Shut up, Jen.
1776
01:22:52,800 --> 01:22:55,070
I think it's great,
1777
01:22:55,100 --> 01:22:59,040
Congratulations.
1778
01:22:59,070 --> 01:23:02,340
[laughter]
1779
01:23:33,570 --> 01:23:36,670
Hey, Stream,
1780
01:23:36,710 --> 01:23:40,310
Papaya gingko
1781
01:23:40,340 --> 01:23:42,210
How does it feel?
1782
01:23:42,250 --> 01:23:44,220
Huh?
1783
01:23:44,250 --> 01:23:46,820
Energizing.
1784
01:23:46,850 --> 01:23:48,090
It is, right?
1785
01:23:48,120 --> 01:23:51,720
God, I'm gifted
1786
01:23:51,760 --> 01:23:53,090
You know, honey,
1787
01:23:53,120 --> 01:23:55,160
now that I've
1788
01:23:55,190 --> 01:23:56,730
from Dick and Judy's,
1789
01:23:56,760 --> 01:23:58,830
I realize how
1790
01:23:58,860 --> 01:24:02,170
It's really blocking
1791
01:24:02,200 --> 01:24:04,100
I'm a born
1792
01:24:04,140 --> 01:24:06,440
Who was I trying to kid
1793
01:24:06,470 --> 01:24:08,540
A lot of your photos
1794
01:24:08,570 --> 01:24:11,710
Thanks, but, you know,
1795
01:24:11,740 --> 01:24:13,840
I mean, the minute
1796
01:24:13,880 --> 01:24:15,650
as a professional
1797
01:24:15,680 --> 01:24:18,450
I get so-- I get so,
1798
01:24:18,480 --> 01:24:21,090
I can't
1799
01:24:21,120 --> 01:24:23,820
Mom, you are
1800
01:24:23,850 --> 01:24:25,590
Well, it's about time.
1801
01:24:25,620 --> 01:24:27,790
You know, I've been
1802
01:24:27,830 --> 01:24:29,390
with my own stuff,
1803
01:24:29,430 --> 01:24:33,230
I haven't really...
1804
01:24:33,260 --> 01:24:35,630
what you
1805
01:24:35,670 --> 01:24:37,800
and, you know,
1806
01:24:37,840 --> 01:24:39,800
I'm really sorry.
1807
01:24:39,840 --> 01:24:41,670
And now...
1808
01:24:44,180 --> 01:24:46,140
Harvard.
1809
01:24:46,180 --> 01:24:47,280
Harvard Schmarvard.
1810
01:24:48,450 --> 01:24:50,510
This time, I'm not
1811
01:24:50,550 --> 01:24:53,180
You know I love you,
1812
01:25:06,200 --> 01:25:07,400
I can't believe it!
1813
01:25:07,430 --> 01:25:10,630
I just can't believe
1814
01:25:10,670 --> 01:25:12,200
It's a nightmare!
1815
01:25:12,240 --> 01:25:13,170
You're
1816
01:25:13,200 --> 01:25:14,510
It's really
1817
01:25:14,540 --> 01:25:15,710
Poughkeepsie's
1818
01:25:15,740 --> 01:25:16,770
Oh, come on!
1819
01:25:16,810 --> 01:25:18,840
Thank you, Daddy.
1820
01:25:18,880 --> 01:25:21,210
It was really
1821
01:25:21,250 --> 01:25:23,550
but he finally
1822
01:25:23,580 --> 01:25:25,220
Stream, you?
1823
01:25:25,250 --> 01:25:26,720
Yes, I got in,
1824
01:25:26,750 --> 01:25:29,490
and my mom finally released
1825
01:25:29,520 --> 01:25:31,920
so now she's sure
1826
01:25:31,960 --> 01:25:34,260
That's so good.
1827
01:25:37,960 --> 01:25:40,460
You know, he got
1828
01:25:40,500 --> 01:25:43,330
So he'll either
1829
01:25:43,370 --> 01:25:45,200
Oh, not mine.
1830
01:25:45,240 --> 01:25:46,700
What?
1831
01:25:46,740 --> 01:25:48,170
After all that work?
1832
01:25:48,210 --> 01:25:49,940
Oh, God, Nell,
1833
01:25:49,970 --> 01:25:51,540
They're gonna
1834
01:25:51,580 --> 01:25:53,210
I'm not
1835
01:25:53,240 --> 01:25:54,450
that feels wrong
1836
01:25:54,480 --> 01:25:56,410
Maybe I'll join
1837
01:25:56,450 --> 01:25:57,880
and go to school
1838
01:25:57,920 --> 01:26:00,480
Or maybe I won't.
1839
01:26:00,520 --> 01:26:02,650
Peace Corps. Hmm.
1840
01:26:02,690 --> 01:26:03,820
That's awesome, Nell.
1841
01:26:03,850 --> 01:26:05,220
Thanks.
1842
01:26:08,430 --> 01:26:09,860
Go get him.
1843
01:26:20,270 --> 01:26:22,640
Congratulations,
1844
01:26:22,670 --> 01:26:27,210
Thanks. Uh,
1845
01:26:27,250 --> 01:26:28,710
Stream Hodsell.
1846
01:26:32,250 --> 01:26:33,550
Will you go out with me?
1847
01:26:33,580 --> 01:26:35,250
I thought
1848
01:26:35,290 --> 01:26:39,490
You are. I-- I just haven't
1849
01:26:41,960 --> 01:26:45,300
I understand
1850
01:26:45,330 --> 01:26:47,970
I was really, um...
1851
01:26:48,000 --> 01:26:49,870
I just wanted you to know
1852
01:26:49,900 --> 01:26:51,670
that I think
1853
01:26:51,700 --> 01:26:54,670
and I'm sorry
1854
01:26:55,910 --> 01:26:57,440
I'll go out with you.
1855
01:26:57,480 --> 01:26:59,710
You will?
1856
01:26:59,740 --> 01:27:01,910
You want some time
1857
01:27:01,950 --> 01:27:05,650
No. I don't need time
1858
01:27:16,460 --> 01:27:19,900
I mean, is commitment
1859
01:27:53,830 --> 01:27:55,070
So how come
1860
01:27:55,100 --> 01:27:56,530
that night
1861
01:27:58,370 --> 01:27:59,870
I was nervous.
1862
01:27:59,900 --> 01:28:01,440
Really?
1863
01:28:01,470 --> 01:28:03,670
But you're a rocker.
1864
01:28:05,040 --> 01:28:06,440
Well, I don't--
1865
01:28:06,480 --> 01:28:08,810
I don't kiss people
1866
01:28:08,850 --> 01:28:11,750
Oh. Well,
1867
01:28:17,490 --> 01:28:19,020
Listen.
1868
01:28:19,060 --> 01:28:23,090
I've got some things
1869
01:28:23,130 --> 01:28:25,030
Okay.
1870
01:28:25,060 --> 01:28:28,400
I've got some things
1871
01:28:30,870 --> 01:28:32,540
Me first.
1872
01:29:48,150 --> 01:29:49,650
Mmm...
1873
01:29:54,890 --> 01:29:56,520
Ohh...
1874
01:30:00,620 --> 01:30:02,090
Ahh...
1875
01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:35,000
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