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We've got to stop meeting like this.

Come on, Mary Lou.

We'll never be able
to stop meeting like this.

Well, don't think about it.

We have to think about it.
Henry, what are we going to do?

I want to get married.

So do I. More than anything.

Look, our parents hate each other,
and we're the ones who suffer.

We've got to elope.

Hon, we've been through that.

If I ran off with you, my folks
would cut me off without a penny.

No money, no journalism school.

No journalism school, no future.

Of course, I was thinking...

that if we did elope,
and then we sold this car of yours...

Are you kidding?

If I ran away with you, my folks
would have it repossessed

faster than we could get it out
of the garage.

- Oh.
- What're we going to do?

[whirring]

Oh, my gosh!

Oh, my gosh!

What is it?

It's a UFO,
just like the one Jake saw last night!

- What are you doing?
- I'm going to get a picture.

No, Henry. Stay here.

Are you nuts?
This is the chance of a lifetime.

Henry, no!

No, Henry. Henry!

Where are you going?

Henry?

Please come back.

[theme song playing]

Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman

[reporter] Terror and tragedy seem
quite out of place

in the small, quiet town of Berryville.

Yet for the past week,
strange light formations

have violated its night skies.

More UFOs have been sighted here
in the last five days

than were sighted in the whole country
this past year.

But last night the terror here in
Berryville reached new dimensions

when one of its citizens,
Henry Wilson

inexplicably, and perhaps tragically,
disappeared.

Excuse me.

- Mrs. Wilson?
- Yes?

I'm Diana Prince with the I.A.D.C.

I know that you're very upset, but I
would like to ask you a few questions.

- Is that all right?
- I suppose.

Mrs. Wilson,
a few words with you, please.

It was your son who disappeared...

Are we rolling?

It was your son who disappeared
in those UFO sightings last night?

Yes.

Could you speak just a bit louder
for our cameras, please?

Yes, it was my son Henry.

What makes you assume he was abducted
by creatures from outer space?

Henry said he was going to the library.

He's a student at State, you know.
He studies so hard.

I know it's very painful, Mrs. Wilson,
but please go on.

Henry always walked to the library...

in fact, he walked almost everywhere,
especially at night.

But what makes you so sure
he was abducted?

Because to get to the library
he'd have to pass by that field...

where our neighbor, Jake, saw
one of those things the night before.

It's like Henry was just picked up and
whisked away by some awful creature.

But what of the fact
that your son Henry

may be the world's
first intergalactic space traveler?

Isn't that some solace to you,
Mrs. Wilson?

Would you hold the picture
to our cameras, please?

I just want him back.

He belongs here in Berryville,
not out there.

Did you say you were
with the government?

Yes, the I.A.D.C. I'm trying to find out
about those sightings.

I've been hoping an outsider like you
would show up.

Why?

What I know
I can't say to anybody in town.

- About this abduction nonsense?
- It isn't nonsense.

Henry really was captured by a UFO.

I have proof.

If anyone in town ever found out Henry
was in my car last night, my folks would

never be let out of the house again.
That's why I have to keep this a secret.

Tape recorder?

Henry's a journalism student.
He and his equipment are inseparable.

He says he always wants to be ready
for the big story.

You mean, he had this with him when
he was carried off by the UFO you saw?

Uh-huh. He must have dropped it.
Play it.

[Henry] The object in front of me
is about 14 feet by 20...

made of a metallic substance
similar to...

well, it looks like silver rubber.

It's oblong and ringed
with blinding red and white lights.

And now... Wait!

Something's coming out of the bottom.

Yes. Beings!

Beings from another planet.

They're small, about five-feet-four.

Grayish, with no features.

They're coming closer.

It's okay.

You see? They really did take him.

[man] Attention. Emergency alert in
progress. Please clear the streets.

- Where outside Berryville?
- [man on radio] I don't know.

Quit picking your toes and find out!

I'm in Berryville right now,

in case you imbeciles back there
have forgotten.

Excuse me. What's going on here?

We're being attacked
by a fleet of starships, that's all.

It's the biggest news story
since the Flood.

- What?
- You don't have a television?

There's a battle going on between
us and aliens from outer space

somewhere in these hills,
and we're losing.

And we're just sitting here.
Come on, Mac.

- How about showing me where a phone is?
- Okay. Come on.

Hey, hey!
You're not part of a news team, are you?

- When did it start?
- About 10 minutes ago.

First it was only on CBS,
but now all the networks have a feed.

They're convinced it's for real,
Colonel.

I've never seen anything like it.

These starships are annihilating
everything in their path.

Nothing can escape their lasers.

The Lord help us all.
I don't think anything can stop them.

[phone buzzing]

Yeah. No, not now. Hold all my calls.

[reporter] This small group of farmers
and deputies,

who are making a courageous stand
in this field,

are certainly no match for
the incredibly devastating weaponry

that is being displayed
by this group of aliens.

All right.

We're all on red alert until somebody
gets to the bottom of this thing.

Above all, stay calm.

All we know
is what we've seen on television.

It's probably some kind of a hoax,
or a colossal mistake.

At any rate, we all have our jobs to do,
so let's do them.

Bobbie...

I want you to contact the media,
especially television...

tell them to bottle this thing up.
We don't want mass hysteria.

If they ask for a statement, simply say:

"The government
does not confirm any of it."

- Right, Colonel.
- Bobbie, one more thing...

I want you to find the television feed
that the networks have been picking up.

Already have, Colonel.

Apparently an unlicensed pirate station

in Pennsylvania is
relaying the broadcast.

- Where in Pennsylvania?
- Just outside Berryville...

where you sent Diana.

The broadcast stopped abruptly
about 10 minutes ago,

but according to our satellite sensors,

the feed originated
at an unlicensed transmitter

about 9 miles west of Berryville.

I want to hear back from you
in exactly one hour.

Is that understood?

Okay. Goodbye.

Diana's trying to locate the people
who were broadcasting that battle.

She also said to be on the lookout
for a tape

that she had messengered over here.

She wants the lab boys
to test its authenticity.

Will do. Meanwhile, there's about
10 zillion people to see you

about this invasion,

one of whom is a UFO man,
Colonel Robert Elliot.

- Oh, good.
- No, I'll get him.

There's likely to be a riot
if you poke your head out there.

Colonel Elliot, he'll see you now.

- Long time, Colonel.
- It's nice to see you.

As the airforce's leading expert on
UFO's, do you have any theories?

All I can say is I'm on my way
to the airport...

then to Pittsburgh,
and on to Berryville

for a firsthand look
at what we're up against.

Sorry to hear that.

I was hoping you were in on this thing
to prove it a hoax.

I'm afraid not.

One of our pilots has spotted
what looks like the battle site

in the foothills of the Alleghenies.

That is a fact which, I trust,
will go no further than this office.

Of course.
You mean there really is an invasion?

Well, again, all I can say is
we're facing a situation here

that warrants swift
and careful investigation.

Can't the authorities in Pennsylvania
handle it?

We haven't been able to reach
any of our people there.

The matter is much too delicate

to enlist the state's
law enforcement agencies.

We can't risk panicking the public
any further.

I'm sorry to blindside you like this,
Colonel,

but I couldn't discuss it with you
on the phone.

Yeah, I understand.

But let me ask you,
are you being sent to Berryville

because of your past work
with Project Blue Book

or because of your present involvement
with our nuclear weapons program?

Let me put it this way.

My superiors felt
that not only was I the best person

to figure out what we're up against

but they also felt I was the best person
to figure out how to eliminate it.

I have to go, Colonel.

I just got word
that someone in Berryville

was apparently abducted last night
by a UFO.

I didn't give it much credence
until now.

How did you come by that information?

I sent an agent to see
if there was anything to the sightings.

[car honking]

[General] My Lord, they wiped out
every last one of them.

A handful of defenseless farmers,
county deputies...

destroyed like paper dolls.

Not necessarily, General.

- What are you talking about?
- The TV crew.

Whoever recorded the battle is not here.

Looks as if they, and only they,
got out alive.

Hmm.

Almost as if those monsters wanted
to make sure the whole world saw this.

This is what I suggest we do, General.

We cordon off an area on the other side
of that ridge to decoy the public.

It'll give us a chance to take soil
samples and test for radioactivity

without causing panic.

And above all,
we have to locate that TV crew.

They're the only true witnesses we have.

Fine, Elliot.

We'll lead the public
to believe the whole thing a hoax,

until we know exactly what has happened.

But in the meantime,
I'm calling the Joint Chiefs.

We've got to put together
some kind of defense.

Quietly, of course.

I was told I could count on you...

where nuclear strategy was concerned.

You, apparently, are one of the few
with access to Kutzville?

Yes, sir. That's correct.

I pray it doesn't come to that,
nuclear weapons.

Of course, Elliot, so do I.
But they might be our only recourse...

in light of what we've seen here.

Let's get things rolling.

Well, Colonel,

if you'd like to look around a little
more, I can go back with him,

make some calls,
check back for you in an hour.

Yeah, I'd like that, Jerry. Thank you.

You know...

I spent 13 years with Project Blue Book

investigating phenomena
that's turned out to be everything

from weather satellites
to flocks of geese...

always finding an explanation...

and always hoping,
deep down inside me...

that I wouldn't.

Maybe this...

is finally the real thing.

I'm telling you, let me out of here.

Do you hear me? I haven't done anything.

I'm bigger than you.
And you don't frighten me.

Okay, so you got me on that one.

[man] Come no closer, Colonel Elliot.

If the others see us here
you will surely be destroyed.

You know who I am?

Our superiors have been monitoring you
and others in your government.

That is how we know you can help us.

How I can help you?

Our superiors intend to destroy all life
on your planet...

in order to mine
its metal-bearing resources.

They must be stopped,
not only to save your planet...

but to show others in our solar system

that such slaughter
will not be tolerated.

What can I do?

Destroy our starship fleet
before it launches its major attack.

How?

Send nuclear warheads to a location

118 degrees longitude,

42 degrees latitude.

That's in the middle
of the People's Republic of China!

Our superiors' plan to launch
the attack from here was foiled.

They intend now
to land at those coordinates.

But nuclear warheads will destroy
not only the starship...

but millions of innocent people as well.

Were you to try to warn them,
our superiors would find out

and simply land somewhere else.

You must launch the warheads
within two hours...

and you must tell no one.

There must be some other way.

Saving billions of lives
throughout the universe

cannot be achieved without sacrifice.

The two of us will be on the mother ship
when you destroy it.

There is no other way.

I just don't know if I can.

You were hoping before that this
would finally be the real thing.

To our mutual sorrow, Colonel,
indeed it is.

[engine approaching]

[soldier] Colonel, you ready to go back?

Yes. Yes, I am.

I've got a lot to do.

- Anything new on the invasion broadcast?
- Nothing new, Colonel.

Good. That's just what I finished
telling them.

Here's more material Ira tracked down

on the pirate station
outside Berryville,

here's our lunch,
and here, I'm told, is Diana.

You're exactly 25 minutes late.

Yes, I know.

The worst of it is
I ran into some car trouble

while I was trying
to locate that pirate transmitter.

I never got there, wherever it is.

Well, I guess you could've said
you ran into

some little green men from outer space.

Yes, I suppose I could've.

Steve, somebody has taken
some pretty definite steps

to see that people don't get near
that transmitter.

My car trouble was very well-planned.

Hey, Ira just dug up
some interesting clues

that might relate
to the transmitter's operation.

Such as?

Such as a large amount
of heavy-duty electronic equipment

recently purchased and believed
to be moved to the Berryville area.

That's the kind of electronic equipment

that could put a TV station
into operation.

It seems several low-profile types
are involved.

By low-profile I mean people
of questionable affiliations,

you know, shady characters,
that sort of thing.

Anyone in particular?

One of them is Mason Steele.

I've heard of him.
He's an ultra-right-wing fanatic.

He's also on the FBI's
keep-an-eye-on list.

Yeah. Especially when there's something
involving Communist China.

I'm going to take another shot
at locating that pirate transmitter.

- Has my tape arrived yet?
- No, not yet.

With everything I've heard today,

the idea of somebody being kidnapped
by a starship

is beginning to sound tame.

I know what you mean.

At least let me have some air in here.

I'm suffocating.

Do you hear me?

I'm gonna die on you
if you don't get me some air.

[air hissing]

That's more like it, you creeps.

Air.

I presume you're trespassing because
you were unbearably anxious to meet us.

- Therefore, my name is Mason...
- Steele.

- And your name?
- I know her.

She's Diana Prince, with the I.A.D.C.

That's right.
We're on to you, Mr. Steele.

I don't think so.

I think my name was only one of
a dozen or so

that your agency pulled out of a hat.

Just so you're not too surprised
when the others get here.

You were supposed to be caught here
snooping, to throw me off guard.

Is that what you want me to believe,
Miss Prince?

I think not.

I think you bungled
across my little warehouse accidentally.

And you shall leave the same way.
Accidentally.

A tragedy, of course.

But that'll have to wait
till the future,

until I've finished my work here.

You will be privileged to observe
how these facilities work.

I'd like that very much.

What you'd like very much
is to come across a means of escape.

But you won't.

Only about 20 more miles, Colonel.

That road may come up
a little before that. I'll let you know.

Do you know the significance
of Kutzville, Jerry?

Only that it has something
to do with nuclear missiles.

Less than a dozen people know
where it is...

and even fewer know
how to unleash what lies there.

Is that why we're going there, Colonel?

Just drive faster.

All right, all right, everybody. Look
alive. We've a show to get on the air.

Jim, are we on?
Can anybody hear us, Jim?

I don't know
if we're transmitting anymore...

but in case we are,
in case anyone out there can hear me...

there are only two of us left.
We've been hiding...

ever since the starships

devastated that pitifully
outmatched group of men this morning.

And we've been watching, watching
as more and more starships gather.

They appear to be rendezvousing,
comparing notes...

Of course, it'll be much more effective
when we add the sound effects...

and key in the starships behind him.

We'll do that
at the transmitter down the road...

when we broadcast.

And you'll be sure to scramble
the transmission with enough static

so no one can tell
it's a taped transmission

and not a live broadcast. Correct?

Grossly underrated medium, television.

The starships are flying out of sight...

over the horizon,
not simply upwards into the heavens.

If anyone out there can hear me...

what I've seen today...

this nightmare of wanton destruction...

this display of merciless,
mindless violence...

from what I've seen today,
I'm terrified...

not for myself.

As I've said, the starships appear
to be leaving this area.

I'm terrified for the whole of humanity.

I'm terrified that I've just seen...

the beginning of the end for all of us.

Jim, they've seen us. Get down, Jim!
Get down!

Okay, cut it.

Ed says he'll sweeten that last bit
with a special effect.

Good. Get it to the transmitter quickly.

I want this broadcast on the air
in less than half an hour.

In the first battle
we shot a lot of exteriors.

Then you saw it. Very impressive.

So you were responsible
for the UFO sightings over Berryville?

It was meant to whet the public's
appetite for my little invasion.

I see.

You made a UFO out of a blimp
and some colored lights.

Combined with appropriate sound effects,
it could even fool a Martian or two.

The kid got away.

It's all right. If and when he reaches
the authorities, it'll be too late.

The young man you saw earlier...

he came across our UFO unexpectedly.

It was necessary to detain him.

And the rest of your cast?

They were supposed
to discourage potential meddlers?

They and certain foreign objects
on the road?

They also serve a noble purpose.

Speaking of which, Mr. Steele,
I'd like to hear yours.

Why the hoax?

What can you possibly hope
to accomplish?

I'll spare you the details.

Suffice it to say
I'm serving my country.

Even as you, perhaps.

Except that my hands are not tied
with red tape and political expediency.

I am free to act and destroy
the enemies of the United States...

to do what every freedom-loving patriot
knows has to be done.

I've seen to it...

that at the end of the day

the entire heartland of Red China will
be obliterated in nuclear holocaust.

You really are insane.

We all have our passions.

Mine is to see that democracy outlives
every other form of government.

The others? They play the lead...

in a magnificent, cosmic tragedy.

I don't even see a town.
Let alone a missile site.

You're seeing exactly
what you're supposed to see. Nothing.

Make a right on that dirt road up there.

- Everybody's all set.
- Good.

Let's see to it that Miss Prince gets
covered up with the rest of our tracks

and be off to the station.

I have an aversion to loud noises,
Mr. Steele.

I daresay you won't hear this one
for long.

In a way, for your sake, I almost hope
you never realize the truth,

that you've done more
to destroy democracy

than any communist country
ever dreamed of doing.

Put a gag on her mouth.

I don't have to listen
to these obscenities

coming from someone
who has never done anything

to see that her country prevails
on the face of the earth.

Just give us time enough to clear
the building. Three minutes.

At least you're about to die,
in a sense, for your country.

That's more than you deserve.

[muffled speaking]

[muffled] Hey.

[muffled speaking]

I was wondering what happened to you.

It was a good thing I came back
to look for my camera.

Those jerks better not have damaged it.

It's bad enough
they already dropped my tape recorder.

Hang on. I'll have you free in a second.

What maniac tied this anyway?

Holy criminy, that's a... It's a bomb!

[muffled speaking]

Hold on.

All right, now, Henry, just think.

That news clip you saw in class
about the bomb squad.

What's the first thing that they did?

Disconnected the timing device
from the detonator switch.

Never knew my heart could beat so fast.

Henry Wilson, I think I love you.

You know who I am?

The whole country does.

Everyone thinks
you're on your way to Mars.

No kidding?

Listen, I've gotta find that transmitter
they're using.

Transmitter? Oh, no, there's no...

Wait a minute, the old Barnes place.

There's a transmitter there?

Yeah, maybe.

You see, a couple of weeks ago
some out-of-towners bought it

and started installing
all sorts of electronic equipment.

Said they were
with the power department.

Okay, how do I get there?

Let's see, you go out to the main road
and then you make a left...

and it's about four miles.

So a shortcut would be straight through
the woods outside, right?

Yeah, I guess.

I want you to take my car back to town.

- But how are you gonna...
- I have a friend.

In the woods?

- We're going inside here?
- Yes.

An elevator will take us several
hundred feet down to the launch room.

Have your piece ready.

Looks like Colonel Robert Elliot
is on his way down.

Funny, I didn't get word he was coming.
Well, he has A-to-Z clearance.

He's on again.

I don't know
if we're transmitting anymore...

but in case we are,
in case anyone out there can hear me...

there are only two of us left.

[Steele] As it turns out, this broadcast
is just icing on the cake.

We haven't heard from Jerry yet,

which means
they must be at the missile site.

How dare you do this to me,
Wonder Woman?

This is treasonous!

You weren't really planning on leaving,
were you, gentlemen?

I think it's time someone started you on
your way to getting some help, Steele.

She must be executed as an example
to all those who idolized her.

Get her!

Well, we gotta do something.

Come on. On your feet and fight!

Stop her.

Stop her somebody!

With patriots like you, Mr. Steele,
this country doesn't need any enemies.

I want you to tell me the whole plan,
and if it's necessary,

you're going to put me in front of
one of those cameras in there.

Surely you don't intend to launch
the warheads? Colonel, you can't!

I'm one of five people in this country
who can.

...not for myself.

As I've said, the starships appear
to be leaving this area.

I'm terrified for the whole of humanity.

Jerry, take care of that noise.

You're activating
a fail-safe mechanism that...

That I helped design.

Which I have just overridden.

118 degrees longitude...

32 degrees latitude.

It will soon be over.

How I wish this didn't rest
on my shoulders.

[electronic whirring]

Wait, Colonel. Look!

No starships, no battle, no invasion.

Turn it up.

The broadcast you were just watching,

and the one transmitted earlier today,
were part of a hoax.

It's a trick. Get on with it, Colonel.

There was not going to be a landing
in Red China or anywhere else.

This was all for the benefit
of Colonel Robert Elliot.

He was fooled into going to Kutzville.

I repeat,
Colonel Robert Elliot is in Kutzville.

Get me General Eberhart.
Emergency priority.

The broadcasts that he and everyone else
saw today were not live...

they were videotapes.

There is no cause for alarm,
no reason to panic.

Colonel Elliot, if you can hear me,

your aide is actually working
for the man behind all this.

He's been spying on you, manipulating
you with the help of some others.

Colonel, please,
there has been and will be no invasion.

Good Lord!

The broadcast you were just watching,

and the one transmitted earlier today,
were part of a hoax.

There was never any threat to Earth
from extraterrestrials.

There was not going to be a landing
in Red China or anywhere else.

And if Mary Lou Thompkins is watching,
Henry Wilson is safe.

[Steve] Yeah, I talked to Colonel Elliot
about half an hour ago.

You wouldn't want to know how close
he came to firing the missiles.

Well, Wonder Woman marched Mason Steele

and his cast of thousands
into custody here.

Which, I think, is the most excitement
Berryville has seen

since the invention of peanut butter.

Tell her hello.

Bobbie says hello. She's kinda taken
over your desk since you've been gone.

- When are you coming back?
- I'm not sure.

I think I'm going to have to stay
to attend a wedding.

Bye.

[theme song playing]

Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman