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Hmm. I have never decorated
a Christmas tree before.
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Do each of these ornaments
have a special meaning?
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Yeah, they're all free.
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That one I got for opening
a savings account.
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That one I got for eating
a 40-ounce rib eye.
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That racy one I got in Vegas.
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Don't turn it upside down
if there's kids in the room.
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Mm.
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And where did the tradition
of bringing a tree
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into the house come from?
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Oh, it goes way, way back.
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Yeah. My parents did it,
their parents did it.
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Uh, but who did it originally?
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Jesus?
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Hey.
Hey.
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Merry Christmas, everyone.
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Hey, Sunshine.
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Oh, sorry. Happy holidays, Al.
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Oh, you can say
Merry Christmas to me.
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Are you sure?
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I am sure.
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I am the expert
in what you can say to me.
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Is this a little muffler?
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Yeah, I got that
with an oil change.
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Oh, hey, can I talk to you
for a minute?
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Sure.
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That's a big gift discussion
happening right now.
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Someone's getting a PS5.
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Ah.
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What's up?Hey, so,
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keep an open mind,
but would you be okay
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if I took Hazel
on Christmas Day?
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Oh, that's easy. No.
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Look, it would just be
for a few hours.
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Freddy's parents really
want to do
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something special together.
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Oh, Freddy's parents
want to see her?
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Why didn't you just tell me?
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Of course I'll give up my child
on Christmas
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so your boyfriend's parents
can see her.
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You could just say no.
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That's what I led with.
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Not assuming anything,
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but Game-Zone offers
military discounts.
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They're open till 9:00.
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♪
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♪ Oh!
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Hey, Riley. What you drinking?
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Ginger ale? Glass of milk?
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Ha, ha.
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So, how you doing?
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Eh, so-so.
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Gave my number to this guy
a couple weeks ago.
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Thought we had a moment.
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Thinking about spitting
in his beer.
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Well, he sounds like a jerk,
a handsome jerk.
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Look, I was gonna call.
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Things in my life
are kind of messy,
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I figured you wouldn't
want to deal with it.
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I can deal with a lot.
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Back in the Navy,
I was the one who had to tell
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200 angry sailors
when we were out of corn bread.
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This is Holly.
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Hi, Holly, it's Riley.
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I was wondering
if I could buy you dinner?
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Riley who?
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Hassina, tell me what
this makes you think of.
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That's the song all
the ice cream men play in Kabul.
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Get this, it is a Christmas song
here, so it is always playing.
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Are you craving
ice cream all the time?
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All the time.
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Luckily, they sell ice cream
in every store.
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Even hardware stores have it.
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Oh. Where have you been?
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Date.
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It's 9:00 a.m.
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Good date.
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Oh, Hassina.
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Salaam. How are you?
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Not as good as you.
Look at that smile.
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Yeah, I went on a date
with Holly.
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Holly the alcohol seller?
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Yep.
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Bro, she's got a Harley.
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We rode all over the city.
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I've never sat in back before.
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I thought it would be
emasculating,
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but it gave me more time
to look around.
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I'm happy for you, Riley.
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Don't forget to invite me
to your wedding.
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Okay, bye, Hassina.
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Oh, my gosh, dude,
we had so much fun.
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She's got throwing knives.
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Throwing knives.
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And we were naked.
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That's not necessary
for the story,
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I'm just painting a picture.
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So, uh, what about Vanessa?
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All you've been talking about
is trying to get her back.
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Maybe I'm wasting my time.
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I did everything
she asked me to do.
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I got a therapist,
applied for disability.
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What's it get me?
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She's going to Freddy's parents'
for Christmas.
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She might be testing you.
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Who cares if she is?
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Holly likes me the way I am now.
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She likes me a lot.
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In fact,
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this morning she...
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Do not paint a picture.
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In the Christmas movies,
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people come to your house
and sing at you.
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Yeah, it's a seasonal form
of torture called caroling.
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Will people be doing it here?
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Not if Dad's sprinklers
still work.
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They do.
Checked them this morning.
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Hello?Hey, in here!
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You're not supposed
to eat raw eggs,
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but I've had half this bowl
and I feel fine.
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Huh.
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Hello, Merry Christmas.
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Hello, Lois.How are you?
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Happy holidays, Al.
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You're right, it happens a lot.
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Merry Christmas, Lois.
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What you got there?
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It's your Christmas present.
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I can put it under the tree
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or you can open it right now
and wear it
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to your Christmas party.
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So I guess it's not
the socket wrenches I asked for.
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Oh, holy moly.
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It's so soft.
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Al, feel this.
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In Afghanistan, we
have the softest...
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Oh, wow.
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If you don't like it,
I can take it back.
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You better not.
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Ah, you look great.
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He does, doesn't he?
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It fits him so well.
Where'd you get it?
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Brunello Cucinelli.
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I never say this unless
I'm holding a gigantic fish,
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but take my picture.
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So, you let a naked woman
throw a knife at you?
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Let her? Doc, I dared her.
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You want to know what I think?
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You just described my job.
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I think the reason Vanessa
and I are always butting heads
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is because she wasn't
in the service.
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Holly's been deployed,
she gets me.
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Like you.
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So now I'm wondering,
if I had been with Holly
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all this time,
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would I be having
all these problems?
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You know there's a difference
between the start
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of a relationship
and the end of one.
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Yeah, but I don't
have to explain
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every little thing to her.
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She's been through it.
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Like, it's so hot
she's been to Okinawa.
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So have I.
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Don't wreck it.
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So, what do we do when
I have a breakthrough?
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Go out for beers?
Fire up stogies?
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You had a date.
Let's not get carried away.
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But...
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you can't talk about cigars
and not have one.
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What do you want
for Christmas, Dad?
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Just to spend time
with you, baby.
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Great, crossing you off my list.
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Hey, uh...
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how would you feel
if I brought a friend
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to Grampy's Christmas party?
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A friend, huh?
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Yes. A friend.
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Is it a girlfriend?
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Maybe.
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Say it. Say "girlfriend."
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I won't bring her
if it's weird for you.
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No, you can bring her.
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Mom has Freddy.
You can bring someone.
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Thanks. I think you'll like her.
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Mind if I bring my boyfriend?
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What?
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Too easy.
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Might not want to stand there.
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Why not?
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Mistletoe.
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That sad little bush?
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If you're under it
with another person,
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you're supposed to kiss.
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Ah, sort of like when the camera
turns on you
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at a baseball game.
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No, it's...
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Actually, yeah.
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Well, thank you for warning me.
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We're here.Oh, hi.
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Ho, ho, ho.Merry Christmas.
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Glad you guys could make it.
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We wouldn't miss it.
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That is one nice sweater.
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Thank you.
May I?
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I insist.
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Oh, yeah.
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Right?
Oof.
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The craftsmanship
is extraordinary,
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and I say that
as an experienced yarn worker.
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Yep, Freddy made this one
for me. Isn't it great?
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So colorful.
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All I see are my mistakes.
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There she is.
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Hi, Dad.
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Hey.
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This is my friend I
was telling you about.
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Hi, Hazel. I'm Holly.
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I like your Chucks.Oh, thanks.
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I like your shoes.
Are they uncomfortable?
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You have no idea.
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Looks like it.
I'm gonna go do a lap.
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She's cool.
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Told you.
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So, uh, who's that?
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Who, Holly?
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That's Holly.
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And how do we know Holly?
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She works at the VFW bar.
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Yeah, she and Riley have been
hanging out for a week or so.
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Mm-hmm.
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And he's bringing her
to Christmas?
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Uh, let me check. Yes.
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Here you go.
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And one for you.
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And you don't drink,
but everybody loves magic.
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What?!
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Is it weird for you
to see them do that?
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No.
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'Cause it's weird for me
to watch you watch them.
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What are those, Dad?
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We ran out of pigs.
They're just getting blankets.
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Hey, Art, where
would I find ice?
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Oh, come on, Holly.
You're a guest. Enjoy the party.
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It's in the
garage freezer.Copy that.
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Good sweater, Dad.
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I know, right?
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Ooh, looking good.
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I'm gonna get, like,
seven more of these.
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I don't think so.
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Why not?
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Does the name
"Brunello Cucinelli"
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mean anything to you?
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Was he in The Godfather?
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He's a designer, and he makes
very expensive sweaters.
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How expensive?
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If the house catches fire,
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save the sweater, then
come back for Riley.
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I know what
you're thinking.
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You didn't know my bedroom
was gonna be this sexy.
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I'm wondering
whose ribbon rack you stole.
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There is no way
you earned all that chest candy.
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You still have no idea
how impressive I am.
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Oh, you hide it well.
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I'm bored.
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Me, too.You are?
266
00:10:49,387 --> 00:10:52,390
You want to shoot some hoops?Really?
267
00:10:52,434 --> 00:10:54,697
As long as you're okay
with getting schooled.
268
00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:57,874
In those shoes?
I don't think so.
269
00:11:04,272 --> 00:11:07,710
Riley, some people are saying
they want to go caroling.
270
00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:09,799
Who?
271
00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:11,801
Just people.
272
00:11:11,845 --> 00:11:13,498
With songs in their heart.
273
00:11:13,542 --> 00:11:15,109
We don't want
to disappoint the people.
274
00:11:16,371 --> 00:11:18,112
Hey, can I talk
to you for a minute?
275
00:11:19,635 --> 00:11:22,725
Okay, I'll let everyone know
you're on board.
276
00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:26,511
You're kidding, right? Bringing
some random girl to Christmas?
277
00:11:26,555 --> 00:11:29,340
She's not random, and I don't
know what your problem is.
278
00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:30,907
Uh, my problem is
that you're doing it
279
00:11:30,951 --> 00:11:32,343
right in front of our daughter.
280
00:11:32,387 --> 00:11:34,084
I talked to her about it.
She's cool.
281
00:11:34,128 --> 00:11:35,825
Besides, you brought Freddy.
282
00:11:35,869 --> 00:11:38,349
Great party, man.
Thanks for having us.
283
00:11:38,393 --> 00:11:39,742
Thank you, Freddy.
284
00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:41,613
I'm glad you both could make it.
285
00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:44,747
You think it's a good idea
for me to do my magic trick?
286
00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:48,708
No.It's just that Mrs. Foster is
going to early Mass, so...
287
00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:49,883
No, Freddy.
288
00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:52,537
Stop smiling.
289
00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:53,930
I can't.
290
00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,720
Al says you want
to go caroling?
291
00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:02,852
I did not say that.
292
00:12:02,896 --> 00:12:05,725
Okay, that makes more sense.
293
00:12:05,768 --> 00:12:07,857
Where's your sweater?
294
00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:09,859
I didn't want anyone
spilling anything on it.
295
00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:12,122
Oh, come on. If you're not
gonna wear it for Christmas,
296
00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:14,559
when are you
gonna wear it?I'll find a time.
297
00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:16,910
You know, if you don't like
it, you can just tell me.
298
00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:20,043
I love it. It's just, do you
know how much that thing costs?
299
00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:21,741
Don't worry about it.
300
00:12:21,784 --> 00:12:23,307
How can I not worry about it?
301
00:12:23,351 --> 00:12:26,310
I drive three towns over
for the cheap gas.
302
00:12:26,354 --> 00:12:28,312
If it's not your thing,
it's not your thing.
303
00:12:28,356 --> 00:12:29,923
It's not. I mean,
304
00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:32,360
what kind of person wears
a sweater that costs so much?
305
00:12:33,361 --> 00:12:35,232
I do.Seriously?
306
00:12:35,276 --> 00:12:38,148
What if it shrinks in the dryer?
What happens if you get moths?
307
00:12:38,192 --> 00:12:40,934
After you die,
does your family fight over it,
308
00:12:40,977 --> 00:12:43,066
or do you bury yourself
in it like King Tut?
309
00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:45,329
Are you done?
310
00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:48,245
I'm not trying to offend you,
but come on.
311
00:12:48,289 --> 00:12:50,639
Well, I am offended.
312
00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:53,947
And you don't
put it in the dryer.
313
00:12:58,038 --> 00:12:59,779
Mmm.
314
00:12:59,822 --> 00:13:01,911
You know,
Riley's just doing this
315
00:13:01,955 --> 00:13:03,608
to get a rise out of me.
316
00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:05,088
Take it easy on the punch.
317
00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:07,308
It's making you... talk.
318
00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:11,355
This is his father's party,
and he's ruining it.
319
00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:14,315
He's ruining
his father's party.
320
00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:18,145
Does anyone feel like caroling?
I hear it's fun.
321
00:13:18,188 --> 00:13:21,844
You know, not to mention,
he's using that poor girl.
322
00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:23,715
I'm gonna go
set him straight.
323
00:13:23,759 --> 00:13:25,717
Don't.What?
324
00:13:25,761 --> 00:13:27,850
Knock it off.
You're embarrassing me.
325
00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:31,288
I'm just saying
what everyone's thinking.
326
00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:33,290
Are you kidding?
You've been throwing a fit
327
00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:35,640
since we got here 'cause,
what, your ex has a date?
328
00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:37,860
Okay...I thought
you were here with me.
329
00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:40,558
I am. Just sit down.
330
00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:43,823
Thank your dad
for the nice party.
331
00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:49,959
Hmm.
332
00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:54,137
Maybe I will just
go caroling by myself.
333
00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:56,661
What the hell is wrong
with everyone?
334
00:13:56,705 --> 00:13:59,664
Vanessa, I love you,
but the only reason
335
00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:01,449
you're angry is because
Riley's happy.
336
00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:04,713
Leave him alone.
337
00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:15,158
Uh, Mr. Art, you're not wearing
your beautiful sweater.
338
00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:18,205
It's in my bedroom
under the Picasso.
339
00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:21,164
Okay. Where's Lois?
340
00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:24,211
I don't know.
Probably out buying me a yacht.
341
00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:28,389
Salaam, Hassina Jaan.
342
00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:29,912
Salaam.
343
00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:31,348
How's the Christmas?
344
00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:35,004
Oh, it is wonderful
and magical, and...
345
00:14:35,048 --> 00:14:38,529
It is crazy.
Everyone is fighting.
346
00:14:38,573 --> 00:14:39,922
So, it's not like
in the movies?
347
00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:42,577
No, except for maybe
Die Hard.
348
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:49,236
So how long have you
and my dad been... friends?
349
00:14:49,279 --> 00:14:51,107
We've been friends
for a couple of years,
350
00:14:51,151 --> 00:14:54,763
and "friends" for about a week.
351
00:14:56,852 --> 00:14:58,288
Oh. Hey!
352
00:14:58,332 --> 00:15:01,639
We out here playing basketball
or Barbies?
353
00:15:01,683 --> 00:15:04,425
Okay, I see you.
354
00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:08,255
So, what's the plan
with you guys?
355
00:15:08,298 --> 00:15:11,388
Man, you really drive
to the basket, don't you?
356
00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:12,781
I'm just trying to figure out
357
00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:14,870
whether it's worth
learning your last name.
358
00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:20,658
Beat me to 11,
maybe I'll tell you.
359
00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:24,488
Come on. Come on.
360
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:31,495
Hey.
361
00:15:31,539 --> 00:15:33,280
Hey.
362
00:15:33,323 --> 00:15:35,935
Your party's going great.
363
00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:38,981
I mean, it's usually not the
host who leaves early, but...
364
00:15:43,725 --> 00:15:45,466
I don't know
what to tell you.
365
00:15:46,641 --> 00:15:48,121
I'm a simple guy.
366
00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:50,775
With a lot of opinions.
367
00:15:50,819 --> 00:15:53,865
It's just who I am,
and I'm too old to change.
368
00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:56,999
I don't mind
that you have money.
369
00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:59,001
Y-You obviously do.
370
00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:01,351
But I earned it, and
I want to spend it
371
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:04,485
on things that make
me happy, which was you
372
00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:07,357
until two hours ago.
373
00:16:10,317 --> 00:16:12,536
So, what do we do?
374
00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:16,323
Well, first, you
apologize for being rude.
375
00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:18,499
I think I did that.You did not.
376
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:20,936
Oh.
377
00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:24,200
I am so sorry.
378
00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:29,379
And you don't get to make me
feel bad for the choices I make.
379
00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:32,904
So, you want me
to get my head around the fact
380
00:16:32,948 --> 00:16:37,300
that you're rich
and sexy and generous?
381
00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:39,955
I'll give it a shot.
382
00:16:40,956 --> 00:16:43,002
You're very brave.
383
00:16:44,351 --> 00:16:46,657
And next year,
384
00:16:46,701 --> 00:16:49,182
I'll give you
those socket wrenches.
385
00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:53,012
Next year? I like
the sound of that.
386
00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:01,759
Want to stick around
for the after-party?
387
00:17:01,803 --> 00:17:03,935
You gonna wear the sweater?
388
00:17:03,979 --> 00:17:05,154
That's all I'm gonna wear.
389
00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:17,079
Hey. What are you doing in here?
390
00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:19,603
I drank too much.
391
00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:22,606
Where's your girlfriend?
392
00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:26,262
She went home.
Where's your boyfriend?
393
00:17:26,306 --> 00:17:28,395
He went home.
394
00:17:29,396 --> 00:17:31,528
Everyone's pissed at me.
395
00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:33,617
What did I do?
396
00:17:33,661 --> 00:17:36,359
Well...
397
00:17:36,403 --> 00:17:40,624
you are half in the bag and were
rude to everyone at the party.
398
00:17:40,668 --> 00:17:43,932
Kind of stole
my move there.
399
00:17:43,975 --> 00:17:46,195
I put up with so much from you.
400
00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:49,459
You were a mess for years,
and you cheated on me.
401
00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:51,461
You refused to get help.
402
00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:53,898
I'm so mad.
403
00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:56,901
You're right.
404
00:17:56,945 --> 00:18:01,080
I'm sorry. I really am,
and I'm working on it.
405
00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:05,432
If you get better, and then
she gets you, how is that fair?
406
00:18:05,475 --> 00:18:07,651
Where is that coming from?
407
00:18:07,695 --> 00:18:09,784
I don't know.
408
00:18:12,656 --> 00:18:13,918
Are you saying
409
00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:16,443
you want
to give us another chance?
410
00:18:17,444 --> 00:18:18,793
I don't know.
411
00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:22,666
Oh, God.
412
00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:25,060
I hate being the messy one.
413
00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:31,153
Look,
414
00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:33,155
what if you're
better with Freddy,
415
00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:35,026
and I'm better
with someone else?
416
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:42,208
Can you just leave me alone?
417
00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:52,174
I'll get you some water,
some coffee and a bucket.
418
00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:54,568
Maybe not in that order.
419
00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:10,192
♪ Deck the halls
with boughs of holly ♪
420
00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:12,977
♪ Fa-la, la-la, la,
la, la, la, la ♪
421
00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:14,631
♪ La, la, la
422
00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:18,287
♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly
423
00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:21,725
♪ Fa-la, la-la, la,
la, la, la, la ♪
424
00:19:21,769 --> 00:19:23,292
Do you think they can hear us?♪ Don we now our...
425
00:19:23,336 --> 00:19:25,164
Oh! Oh!
426
00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:26,469
Go!
427
00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:28,732
Go! Go!
428
00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:31,779
And Merry Christmas,
you son of a...
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