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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:36,750 --> 00:00:39,375 Excuse Me! Could you get out of my way? Thank you! 2 00:00:40,041 --> 00:00:41,916 Move out, will you? Thank You. 3 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:47,000 You, of course, had to come and block the camera! 4 00:00:47,375 --> 00:00:48,833 Hey! Guys! Guys! Mihir! Amit! 5 00:00:49,166 --> 00:00:51,500 Dance, my little monkeys! Dance for spare change! 6 00:00:51,916 --> 00:00:52,833 Yeah, Amit, dance! 7 00:00:58,291 --> 00:00:59,458 How about these moves? 8 00:01:08,916 --> 00:01:11,208 -Very good. Sing a song. -Okay, that's enough now, Shaila. 9 00:01:11,291 --> 00:01:14,000 -Yeah, sing Amit. -No, No, that's enough. 10 00:01:14,083 --> 00:01:15,666 -Yeah, sing, Amit. -Radhoo. 11 00:01:16,708 --> 00:01:18,791 -Amit won't sing anymore. -Amit will sing. 12 00:01:18,875 --> 00:01:20,750 It was fine in college, but now kind of bad. 13 00:01:20,833 --> 00:01:22,541 It wasn't even fine in college. 14 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:27,500 He's right here. Jonathan, save me! 15 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:28,875 Dance? 16 00:01:31,125 --> 00:01:33,083 -She left? -Here Bombaa, take the camera from me! 17 00:01:33,166 --> 00:01:36,250 -So what are you gonna do about it? -Amit's girlfriend left him and went away. 18 00:01:36,333 --> 00:01:37,708 Amit is getting all teary-eyed! 19 00:01:38,916 --> 00:01:40,291 Hey, Amit! Where you going? 20 00:01:40,375 --> 00:01:42,250 -Shut up. Shut up. -Bombaa, give me the camera! 21 00:01:42,833 --> 00:01:44,708 -Hey! Amit! Amit! -Look, it's Radhika. 22 00:01:44,791 --> 00:01:45,833 -Hey, Amit. -She's back. 23 00:01:45,916 --> 00:01:48,833 -Stop following me! -Show me how you cry, Amit! 24 00:01:48,916 --> 00:01:51,041 -Leave me alone. Stop following me! -Okay, enough! 25 00:02:32,833 --> 00:02:36,125 Where the air is intoxicating 26 00:02:36,750 --> 00:02:40,416 Where the ambiance is like a drug 27 00:02:41,041 --> 00:02:44,625 Where the earth indulges in madness 28 00:02:44,958 --> 00:02:48,333 And the sky sways to its own beat 29 00:02:48,583 --> 00:02:52,750 Shine a lantern, light the way Search your heart out 30 00:02:53,375 --> 00:02:56,291 You ain't gonna find Another place like this 31 00:02:57,458 --> 00:03:00,916 Where even the moon Goes on a vacation 32 00:03:01,583 --> 00:03:04,750 That's the kind of city I live in. 33 00:03:34,416 --> 00:03:40,708 Everyone's busy running the rat race 34 00:03:42,958 --> 00:03:46,625 Life's currency is right here 35 00:03:46,708 --> 00:03:49,833 So is the change 36 00:03:50,750 --> 00:03:54,250 Why waste it on unhappiness 37 00:03:54,750 --> 00:03:58,333 When it's the little moments that count 38 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:02,458 Everyone's alone in the crowd 39 00:04:02,750 --> 00:04:05,916 Following their own little trail 40 00:04:06,541 --> 00:04:11,208 Shine a lantern, light the way Search your heart out 41 00:04:11,291 --> 00:04:14,541 You ain't gonna find another place like this 42 00:04:15,416 --> 00:04:18,958 Where even the moon Goes on a vacation 43 00:04:19,541 --> 00:04:24,250 That's the kind of city I live in. 44 00:04:27,208 --> 00:04:32,833 -A drink in the name of affection. -Bravo! Bravo! 45 00:04:33,750 --> 00:04:36,000 A drink in the name of affection. 46 00:04:36,333 --> 00:04:38,666 A drink in the name of love. 47 00:04:40,708 --> 00:04:44,125 A drink in the name of affection, a drink in the name of love, 48 00:04:44,458 --> 00:04:48,250 -a drink in the name of the faithful! -Excellent! Bravo! 49 00:04:48,333 --> 00:04:50,000 A drink in the name of the faithful. 50 00:04:50,708 --> 00:04:52,750 A whole damn bottle in the name of the unfaithful. 51 00:04:52,833 --> 00:04:56,291 Excellent! Excellent! 52 00:04:56,375 --> 00:04:57,291 You're great! 53 00:04:57,375 --> 00:05:00,041 A whole damn bottle in the name of the unfaithful, 54 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:02,916 and the entire alcohol shop in the name of friends. 55 00:05:06,416 --> 00:05:09,875 -Well done, sir, excellent! -Thank you for enduring that. 56 00:05:10,291 --> 00:05:12,291 That was my Uncle, ACP Dhawan, 57 00:05:12,375 --> 00:05:14,291 our family's self-proclaimed King of Comedy. 58 00:05:15,500 --> 00:05:17,291 And up next is Inspector Chowgle, 59 00:05:18,166 --> 00:05:22,041 whose poem is titled, Round and Round, What's This I Found? 60 00:05:22,500 --> 00:05:25,250 Round and round, what's this I found? 61 00:05:25,333 --> 00:05:28,000 For you, a familial love abounds. 62 00:05:28,166 --> 00:05:30,708 Round and round, what's this I found? 63 00:05:31,125 --> 00:05:34,250 Sometimes a roti, sometimes a chapatti, 64 00:05:34,333 --> 00:05:35,916 sometimes a wrap, sometimes a roll. 65 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,375 Wow! 66 00:05:37,458 --> 00:05:42,250 Round and round, what's this I found? 67 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:43,750 Precious to my plate. 68 00:05:44,250 --> 00:05:46,166 Precious to my plate, 69 00:05:46,416 --> 00:05:49,208 from the fields of Punjab and Haryana, a harvest so great. 70 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:53,333 Listen carefully to my lines. Experience the, pain oh, so fine! 71 00:05:53,583 --> 00:05:59,750 Of each grain milled with harsh stone, 72 00:06:00,083 --> 00:06:02,250 into the fire of my stove it's thrown. 73 00:06:02,958 --> 00:06:05,541 The dough as soft as satin, 74 00:06:05,625 --> 00:06:07,416 a gastronomical ecstasy only you can imagine. 75 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:09,625 And all around there is only one chant... 76 00:06:09,875 --> 00:06:12,125 -Round, round, what's this I found? -What's this I found? 77 00:06:12,208 --> 00:06:14,041 Round and round, what this I found. 78 00:06:14,125 --> 00:06:15,500 -Bravo! Bravo! -Thank you. 79 00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:18,750 Well done! Very good. 80 00:06:19,625 --> 00:06:20,625 And now... 81 00:06:23,208 --> 00:06:24,291 Hawaldar More. 82 00:06:27,625 --> 00:06:32,041 It's said that if you truly love someone, 83 00:06:32,541 --> 00:06:35,000 you should set them free. 84 00:06:36,291 --> 00:06:39,041 If they return, then it's true love. 85 00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:48,791 But if Inspector Chowgle frees her round and round roti, 86 00:06:49,500 --> 00:06:52,500 the stray dogs in the alley below will rip the roti to shreds, 87 00:06:52,583 --> 00:06:55,875 hungrily devour that poor round thing and won't even bother to burp after. 88 00:06:55,958 --> 00:06:57,791 And the next day, poor Inspector Chowgle's 89 00:06:57,875 --> 00:07:01,333 round and round true love will be reduced to round and round turds. 90 00:07:06,125 --> 00:07:09,291 I actually feel that roti's pain... 91 00:07:11,416 --> 00:07:14,208 because my girlfriend left me. 92 00:07:15,333 --> 00:07:17,125 She shook up my world 93 00:07:17,416 --> 00:07:21,000 like some earthquake, hurricane, landslide under which I'm buried, 94 00:07:22,375 --> 00:07:24,291 and I can't even breathe. 95 00:07:26,208 --> 00:07:29,500 My body has become cold. I've stopped breathing. 96 00:07:29,666 --> 00:07:31,791 The blood in my veins has frozen 97 00:07:31,875 --> 00:07:36,958 like some liquid... Frozen liquid nitrogen mixed in my blood, 98 00:07:37,166 --> 00:07:42,208 that's soon gonna burst spewing little fragments of me 99 00:07:42,291 --> 00:07:45,958 -here, there, everywhere. -Everywhere! Everywhere! 100 00:08:00,291 --> 00:08:01,625 Excellent! 101 00:08:04,958 --> 00:08:05,833 And look at him. 102 00:08:05,916 --> 00:08:08,750 Hey, my favorite delinquent! Everything okay? 103 00:08:10,666 --> 00:08:13,083 We, too, were once young, 104 00:08:13,291 --> 00:08:16,166 love and longing filled our naive hearts... 105 00:08:16,625 --> 00:08:18,125 Then age and experience took over, 106 00:08:18,333 --> 00:08:21,916 and when the pretty young things called us "uncle", 107 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,083 we sought common sense and ran for cover. 108 00:08:24,166 --> 00:08:26,166 Kudos ACP Sir! Kudos! 109 00:08:26,500 --> 00:08:29,708 Hey, Mr. MC, women will come and go. 110 00:08:30,458 --> 00:08:32,333 In the meantime, get married. 111 00:08:32,416 --> 00:08:33,875 Yes! Get married! 112 00:08:35,125 --> 00:08:36,916 Uncle, you never got married. 113 00:08:37,166 --> 00:08:38,041 Nope! 114 00:08:38,500 --> 00:08:41,125 How many women have come and gone from your life? 115 00:08:43,458 --> 00:08:44,375 Three and a half. 116 00:08:45,833 --> 00:08:46,666 Three and a half? 117 00:08:47,708 --> 00:08:49,416 Couldn't close the deal with the last one. 118 00:08:52,583 --> 00:08:55,041 -Hey! -Uncle! 119 00:08:55,416 --> 00:08:57,041 You haven't come drunk tonight, have you? 120 00:08:57,333 --> 00:08:58,458 Ride your bike safely. 121 00:08:58,791 --> 00:09:00,250 And give your mother my love. 122 00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:02,166 Let's go. 123 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:04,958 Hey, what's the deal with this three and a half business? 124 00:09:05,041 --> 00:09:08,125 You don't know about the half? Come on, you're with me all the time! 125 00:09:24,166 --> 00:09:27,250 You look so beautiful. God! You're so sexy. 126 00:09:29,041 --> 00:09:30,166 Hold on, wait... 127 00:09:33,875 --> 00:09:35,958 Sorry, thong adjustment. 128 00:09:36,333 --> 00:09:38,500 The disadvantage of trying to be sexy all the time. 129 00:09:38,583 --> 00:09:39,583 Well... 130 00:09:40,708 --> 00:09:43,708 Okay, now you can say it. 131 00:09:44,041 --> 00:09:46,750 God! You're so sexy! 132 00:09:48,125 --> 00:09:50,375 Sexy enough to be the lead dancer? 133 00:09:52,541 --> 00:09:53,416 What do you think? 134 00:09:53,708 --> 00:09:55,625 -I could be sexier. -Show me. 135 00:09:57,583 --> 00:09:58,625 Grow a mustache? 136 00:10:00,250 --> 00:10:01,250 Or... 137 00:10:02,375 --> 00:10:03,458 Armpit check? 138 00:10:04,250 --> 00:10:05,708 What are you doing? 139 00:10:06,125 --> 00:10:07,333 You're crazy! 140 00:10:07,750 --> 00:10:09,375 And you're so cute! 141 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:10,875 And you're so beautiful. 142 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:18,666 But listen, don't fall in love with me, okay? 143 00:10:41,083 --> 00:10:42,125 Mum... 144 00:10:43,541 --> 00:10:44,833 Mummy-mum! 145 00:10:46,458 --> 00:10:48,125 Come on. Wake up, mum. 146 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,041 Wake up. 147 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:55,583 Samara, baby, you're home? 148 00:10:57,916 --> 00:11:00,625 Practice must have finished very late, right? 149 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,291 Come on, it's sleepy time. Come on. 150 00:11:04,833 --> 00:11:07,000 Up we go. Come on, up we go. 151 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:08,666 Up. 152 00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:13,541 Come on. Up. Watch! Watch! Okay! 153 00:11:17,750 --> 00:11:19,791 You know I love you, right? 154 00:11:22,541 --> 00:11:25,500 You're the most beautiful thing that ever happened to me. 155 00:11:27,750 --> 00:11:29,875 Love you! Love you! 156 00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:35,041 I love you too, Mummy-mum. 157 00:11:57,291 --> 00:11:58,416 Spam. 158 00:11:59,291 --> 00:12:03,375 Idiotic. Brainless. Dumb. 159 00:12:04,416 --> 00:12:06,791 Offensive. Offensive. 160 00:12:07,541 --> 00:12:09,666 Offensive. Spam. 161 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:15,250 Like bubbles floating in the air 162 00:13:17,041 --> 00:13:20,500 Like sunshine in the winter gloom 163 00:13:22,250 --> 00:13:25,875 Like all the seasons in one 164 00:13:27,166 --> 00:13:31,208 Never had this feeling before 165 00:13:37,625 --> 00:13:41,125 That's as sharp as a razor blade 166 00:13:42,625 --> 00:13:46,875 Makes you take pride In one's own stupidity 167 00:13:47,916 --> 00:13:51,208 Everyone knows the feeling But the reason remains hidden 168 00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:56,666 That's the secret I'm talking about 169 00:13:57,750 --> 00:14:04,625 Why does being in love feel so good? 170 00:14:07,916 --> 00:14:11,750 Who knows the reason why 171 00:14:13,041 --> 00:14:18,250 Has it happened for real Or is it just wishful thinking? 172 00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:24,958 Wishful thinking... 173 00:15:42,541 --> 00:15:44,500 -Get off! -Why? 174 00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:53,250 What are you trying to do? 175 00:15:54,208 --> 00:15:56,250 -Nothing at all. -What was that all about? 176 00:15:58,083 --> 00:16:00,416 We're not together, remember? 177 00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:03,041 I don't own you, you don't own me. 178 00:16:03,916 --> 00:16:05,625 You're the one who laid down the rules. 179 00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:08,750 Okay. 180 00:16:09,208 --> 00:16:10,916 Come on, Jonathan. 181 00:16:12,666 --> 00:16:15,791 Look, I've been playing this game longer than you have. 182 00:16:16,125 --> 00:16:18,000 Don't insult my intelligence, okay? 183 00:16:18,166 --> 00:16:19,875 So, what do you want? 184 00:16:19,958 --> 00:16:21,708 You want to play boyfriend-girlfriend? 185 00:16:21,916 --> 00:16:23,916 I thought you were "too old" for relationships. 186 00:16:24,041 --> 00:16:25,958 Don't say childish things. 187 00:16:26,041 --> 00:16:28,083 You're just pissed off because you wanted me 188 00:16:28,166 --> 00:16:30,125 to be all into you and not the other way around. 189 00:16:30,208 --> 00:16:31,875 Listen, just forget it. 190 00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:34,000 Fine, you're not bothered anyway, right? 191 00:16:38,541 --> 00:16:41,541 Okay, guys. Listen up! I have an important announcement to make. 192 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:45,125 The lead dancers for the Goa show will be Manu... 193 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,708 and Shama! 194 00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:08,666 Hey you, world 195 00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:10,833 You're still two steps behind 196 00:17:10,916 --> 00:17:14,791 Gonna throw your attitude Right back in your face 197 00:17:15,041 --> 00:17:18,958 If you think you're fire I'm the wind 198 00:17:19,166 --> 00:17:22,875 Take your baggage And leave out that door 199 00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:25,500 Hey you, world 200 00:17:25,583 --> 00:17:27,541 You're still two steps behind 201 00:17:27,625 --> 00:17:31,416 Gonna throw your attitude Right back in your face 202 00:17:31,916 --> 00:17:35,791 If you think you're fire I'm the wind 203 00:17:35,875 --> 00:17:39,666 Take your baggage And leave out that door 204 00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:45,250 Maybe today's your day, your time Your turn 205 00:17:48,125 --> 00:17:53,500 But you're gonna regret the day When it's my turn 206 00:17:56,541 --> 00:18:00,541 Don't mess with me I'm warning you now 207 00:18:00,625 --> 00:18:03,208 'Cause if I get angry My finger will pull the trigger 208 00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:05,041 And no one will be able To stop that bullet 209 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:09,166 Kaboom! Kaboom! Kaboom! Boom! Boom! 210 00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:13,000 It's my pawn! It's my move! 211 00:18:13,416 --> 00:18:17,250 Kaboom! Kaboom! Kaboom! Boom! Boom! 212 00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:22,541 It's my pawn! It's my move! 213 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:34,208 Always your wish, your way! 214 00:18:34,875 --> 00:18:39,250 Little by little Even my happiness was at your mercy 215 00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:46,625 I am me, you are you 216 00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:50,541 Why should I do things your way? 217 00:18:50,791 --> 00:18:56,083 It's my journey, my path, My responsibility 218 00:18:59,208 --> 00:19:05,291 But you're gonna regret the day When it's my turn 219 00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:11,500 Don't mess with me I'm warning you now 220 00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:14,083 'Cause if I get angry My finger will pull the trigger 221 00:19:14,166 --> 00:19:16,041 And no one will be able To stop that bullet 222 00:19:16,125 --> 00:19:19,958 Kaboom! Kaboom! Kaboom! Boom! Boom! 223 00:19:20,041 --> 00:19:23,750 It's my pawn! It's my move! 224 00:19:24,458 --> 00:19:28,250 Kaboom! Kaboom! Kaboom! Boom! Boom! 225 00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:32,250 It's my pawn! It's my move! 226 00:19:32,833 --> 00:19:36,708 Kaboom! Kaboom! Kaboom! Boom! Boom! 227 00:19:36,791 --> 00:19:40,208 It's my pawn! It's my move! 228 00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:57,625 It's my pawn! It's my move! 229 00:19:58,875 --> 00:20:02,333 Kaboom! Kaboom! Kaboom! Boom! Boom! 230 00:20:02,416 --> 00:20:05,791 Hey! Hey, Aunty, move! Hey, Aunty, move! 231 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,708 Kaboom! Kaboom! Kaboom! Boom! Boom! 232 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:17,916 She was so out of tune! 233 00:20:37,458 --> 00:20:38,750 That's sick, man! 234 00:20:39,666 --> 00:20:41,250 That's so sick, it's not human. 235 00:20:41,333 --> 00:20:42,875 I've seen this movie before. 236 00:20:42,958 --> 00:20:44,958 -Which movie? -This movie. 237 00:20:45,041 --> 00:20:45,916 Which one? 238 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:49,250 The guy crashes his motorbike to save the girl. 239 00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:52,333 The girl seeing the guy bleed, faints. 240 00:20:52,416 --> 00:20:54,500 The guy carries the girl in his arms. 241 00:20:54,583 --> 00:20:55,791 -Mihir, listen! -I'm listening. 242 00:20:55,875 --> 00:21:01,916 Two wounded soldiers, victims of this inhuman urban jungle-- 243 00:21:02,625 --> 00:21:03,875 -Mihir! -Yeah? 244 00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:06,041 Quashed, suppressed, trampled-upon human beings 245 00:21:06,125 --> 00:21:11,833 waiting in the hospital's emergency ward realize-- 246 00:21:12,625 --> 00:21:14,083 -What do they realize? -Listen! 247 00:21:14,791 --> 00:21:18,750 They realize that they're the same, exactly like each other. 248 00:21:20,375 --> 00:21:22,458 -What's that word? -Clichéd fools. 249 00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:24,833 Thank you, my friend, thank you. 250 00:21:25,125 --> 00:21:28,708 Clichéd fools. And all they want in life is a partner 251 00:21:29,583 --> 00:21:33,666 with whom they can share their monotonous, boring existence. 252 00:21:34,166 --> 00:21:35,041 Right? 253 00:21:37,625 --> 00:21:40,583 Mihir. Help. Shoes. 254 00:21:41,166 --> 00:21:42,666 You know what you should have done? 255 00:21:42,916 --> 00:21:44,916 You should have run that woman's fat ass down. 256 00:21:47,958 --> 00:21:49,875 She didn't have a fat ass. She had a small ass. 257 00:21:49,958 --> 00:21:53,083 -What? -Don't worry. Your ass isn't small. 258 00:21:53,333 --> 00:21:55,666 -It's perfect. Heart shaped. -Mihir. 259 00:21:58,041 --> 00:21:59,666 -That hurt, okay! -Shut up! 260 00:21:59,750 --> 00:22:00,833 -You shut up. -You shut up. 261 00:22:21,708 --> 00:22:24,500 Samara, come on. Dance with me. 262 00:22:25,333 --> 00:22:26,208 Mom! 263 00:22:26,458 --> 00:22:30,125 No nos. Only yes-es. Come on. 264 00:22:36,208 --> 00:22:38,458 Mom, I've decided to enter a dance competition. 265 00:22:38,583 --> 00:22:39,416 Okay... 266 00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:41,375 The top prize is ten lakhs. 267 00:22:41,583 --> 00:22:42,500 Wow! 268 00:22:42,583 --> 00:22:44,500 And a chance to choreograph a song in a film. 269 00:22:45,208 --> 00:22:48,250 And my beautiful dancer will surely win. 270 00:22:49,750 --> 00:22:50,875 Now show me your moves! 271 00:22:50,958 --> 00:22:52,000 -Yeah? -Yes! 272 00:22:56,666 --> 00:22:58,583 Amu, eat some more paneer. 273 00:22:58,833 --> 00:23:00,083 Your arm is fractured. 274 00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:02,875 You need calcium. 275 00:23:03,416 --> 00:23:05,416 You should have shared your theory with the doctor. 276 00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:09,416 He would have locked the bone in place with paneer. Instant glue! 277 00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:10,791 Done with your one-liners? 278 00:23:11,500 --> 00:23:12,708 What kind of a father are you? 279 00:23:12,875 --> 00:23:15,708 Your son met with an accident. You should be ashamed of yourself. 280 00:23:15,833 --> 00:23:17,750 Here I almost died of fear and you... 281 00:23:17,833 --> 00:23:20,083 Believe me, for the last thirty-two years, 282 00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:21,958 I've been slowly dying of fear as well. 283 00:23:22,041 --> 00:23:27,708 Really? My father kidnapped you and forced you to marry me? 284 00:23:28,166 --> 00:23:30,500 And what about me? Having to deal with you? 285 00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:32,875 Hey! What kind of a shot was that? 286 00:23:32,958 --> 00:23:35,166 -Why? It was a perfectly good shot. -Good shot? 287 00:23:35,708 --> 00:23:37,333 Have you seen the size of this table? 288 00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:40,458 It's not a regulation-size table. Play properly. Come on. 289 00:23:40,541 --> 00:23:42,333 So that means I win no points at all? 290 00:23:42,416 --> 00:23:45,083 No points! Are you playing at the world championship? 291 00:23:45,166 --> 00:23:47,333 Come on, let's play. You think you're a Chinese player? 292 00:23:47,416 --> 00:23:49,375 Yes, absolutely! Can't you see? 293 00:23:52,541 --> 00:23:56,958 You know what's so special about mothers? 294 00:23:57,041 --> 00:23:58,250 Unconditional love. 295 00:23:58,333 --> 00:24:00,583 No matter what our kids do or say, 296 00:24:00,833 --> 00:24:03,666 we give them unconditional love. 297 00:24:05,041 --> 00:24:06,000 Now watch this! 298 00:24:06,958 --> 00:24:07,916 What's happening here? 299 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,875 Death by TT ball? Is that how you plan on getting rid of me? 300 00:24:10,958 --> 00:24:13,291 Better than death by Mr. Sharma's jokes. 301 00:24:14,083 --> 00:24:16,125 Keep on slogging and slogging... 302 00:24:16,208 --> 00:24:19,500 Get a backache from teaching kids at school and at home. 303 00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:20,833 Give me a headache. 304 00:24:20,916 --> 00:24:22,791 -Cook the food. -Cook my brains. 305 00:24:22,875 --> 00:24:25,333 -Wash the dishes -Wash yourself. 306 00:24:25,416 --> 00:24:26,458 Wash the clothes. 307 00:24:26,541 --> 00:24:29,958 Mom, please! You don't need to feel alone. I'm here for you. 308 00:24:30,041 --> 00:24:32,250 Tell me, what do you want? Anything. 309 00:24:32,708 --> 00:24:33,875 Really? Anything? 310 00:24:35,583 --> 00:24:36,416 Okay. 311 00:24:37,375 --> 00:24:42,000 -I've got some pictures here. -Of what? Fridge? Food processor? 312 00:24:42,875 --> 00:24:43,875 Which model? 313 00:24:43,958 --> 00:24:45,250 They're all exactly like models. 314 00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:47,083 Look. Look at this picture. 315 00:24:47,625 --> 00:24:51,166 Shishika, Neha and Ira. 316 00:24:52,750 --> 00:24:56,208 But I like Shishika the best. 317 00:24:56,625 --> 00:25:00,166 Sociology honors, originally from Pathankot, 318 00:25:00,291 --> 00:25:04,458 five feet six inches, fair, a bit on the heavy side, 319 00:25:04,541 --> 00:25:06,666 but perfect daughter-in-law material. 320 00:25:08,958 --> 00:25:10,541 Look. One meeting? 321 00:25:10,875 --> 00:25:14,333 -Mummy, please, not this, okay? -Please! 322 00:25:14,583 --> 00:25:15,666 -No. -One meeting. 323 00:25:15,750 --> 00:25:17,541 Mummy, no blackmailing. Okay? 324 00:25:18,416 --> 00:25:20,416 Radhika left you, right? 325 00:25:20,500 --> 00:25:24,375 At least that girl had some brains. Finally, she came to her senses. 326 00:25:24,791 --> 00:25:27,583 Sushil, this is between my son and me. 327 00:25:28,375 --> 00:25:31,000 Please, one meeting. Only one. Please. 328 00:25:31,541 --> 00:25:34,041 Will you break your mother's heart? Please? 329 00:25:35,625 --> 00:25:36,458 Okay. 330 00:25:37,458 --> 00:25:41,583 Finally, the gold medal is presented to Mrs. Meenu Sharma. 331 00:25:44,125 --> 00:25:45,125 Shishika! 332 00:25:47,750 --> 00:25:48,791 Dude! 333 00:25:50,083 --> 00:25:50,958 Disgusting. 334 00:25:51,041 --> 00:25:52,958 It's not my fault. I had paneer for dinner. 335 00:25:53,541 --> 00:25:57,875 P for paneer. P for Punjabis. P for poot. 336 00:25:58,625 --> 00:26:01,541 You've been fermenting it to make turd toddy. 337 00:26:01,958 --> 00:26:03,791 Listen, we're cubicle rats. All right? 338 00:26:04,291 --> 00:26:06,708 -Fermentation is the name of the game. -Shut up. 339 00:26:06,791 --> 00:26:07,791 Hey, do one thing. 340 00:26:08,208 --> 00:26:09,625 Stop eating paneer. 341 00:26:09,875 --> 00:26:11,166 For dinner, lunch, anytime. 342 00:26:11,250 --> 00:26:14,250 Or else one of these days, they're gonna find my dead body in my cubicle. 343 00:26:14,333 --> 00:26:16,083 And you know what will be emanating from it? 344 00:26:16,166 --> 00:26:17,000 What? 345 00:26:17,083 --> 00:26:20,875 The terrible odor of Hydrogen sulphide created by your artistic flatulence. 346 00:26:26,416 --> 00:26:30,750 My eyes. I'm blind! My eyes! 347 00:26:30,833 --> 00:26:31,875 Stop overreacting, okay. 348 00:26:31,958 --> 00:26:35,375 This is the reason you only got to play the trees in the annual school play. 349 00:26:35,666 --> 00:26:36,500 Just shut up. 350 00:26:36,791 --> 00:26:40,500 Please, I can't die before selling my start up for millions! 351 00:26:45,458 --> 00:26:47,875 And then, there was silence! 352 00:26:58,250 --> 00:27:00,541 Dance reality show number 350. 353 00:27:01,250 --> 00:27:03,083 Don't people have anything better to do? 354 00:27:10,208 --> 00:27:12,791 All because of that stupid woman. 355 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:18,958 You can do it. 356 00:27:23,875 --> 00:27:24,833 Do it. 357 00:28:27,500 --> 00:28:31,041 Washing powder Nirma 358 00:28:31,666 --> 00:28:34,625 Milky white cleansing 359 00:28:35,958 --> 00:28:38,958 That's the power of Nirma 360 00:28:39,708 --> 00:28:46,625 Even colored clothes get a new life 361 00:28:47,541 --> 00:28:53,250 Everyone's choice, Nirma 362 00:28:57,458 --> 00:29:00,583 Washing powder Nirma 363 00:29:01,458 --> 00:29:02,708 Nirma! 364 00:30:05,833 --> 00:30:07,750 Shit! Audition! 365 00:30:07,833 --> 00:30:11,666 -I'm late! I'm late! I'm so late! -No, no. One minute. Wait. 366 00:30:11,791 --> 00:30:13,916 Have some shrikhand before you leave. 367 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,083 Quick! Quick! Quick! 368 00:30:15,166 --> 00:30:17,083 Now just open your mouth, that's all. 369 00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:21,750 You're beautiful, you're talented, 370 00:30:22,458 --> 00:30:27,083 you're special, you're perfect. 371 00:30:28,041 --> 00:30:29,250 Okay, come here. 372 00:30:31,041 --> 00:30:33,333 No nervousness, only confidence. 373 00:30:33,416 --> 00:30:36,625 -Thanks, Mum. Gotta go. -Bye. See you! 374 00:30:41,541 --> 00:30:42,416 Shit! 375 00:30:54,625 --> 00:30:55,958 Hi, Shaila? 376 00:31:22,083 --> 00:31:23,875 -Hello, Radhika? -Who else would it be? 377 00:31:23,958 --> 00:31:26,291 You've called me at least 50 times in the last week. 378 00:31:27,166 --> 00:31:30,708 -Radhika, I-- -Amit, you have to stop calling me, okay? 379 00:31:30,791 --> 00:31:32,541 Please, if not for me, for your own sanity. 380 00:31:32,625 --> 00:31:36,000 Okay, look, I get it. You need more time, I understand. 381 00:31:36,083 --> 00:31:37,458 I just wanted to give you a CD-- 382 00:31:40,875 --> 00:31:43,041 It doesn't get any bigger than this. 383 00:31:43,791 --> 00:31:45,666 It's a 150-million rupees project. 384 00:31:46,083 --> 00:31:48,041 And all of you are the A team. 385 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,500 And, Amit, you will be the team leader. 386 00:31:54,500 --> 00:31:55,375 Amit? 387 00:31:58,541 --> 00:32:00,041 -Yes, sir! -Where were you? 388 00:32:00,583 --> 00:32:01,416 Right here, sir. 389 00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:03,583 You will be the team leader, understood? 390 00:32:03,666 --> 00:32:04,666 Yes, sir. 391 00:32:05,750 --> 00:32:06,625 Good. 392 00:32:07,583 --> 00:32:08,875 You have three months. 393 00:32:09,791 --> 00:32:12,333 And, guys, remember the deadline, okay? 394 00:32:17,958 --> 00:32:20,291 You didn't hear a word, did you? 395 00:32:20,666 --> 00:32:24,500 And still, he's the one the boss trusts! His perfect little boy! 396 00:32:24,958 --> 00:32:29,291 -Jerk... -Chameleon. Sneaky little shit. 397 00:32:30,250 --> 00:32:35,291 And now, a source code is required for a new car-manufacturing plant... 398 00:32:35,708 --> 00:32:39,958 because Mahtani Steel is entering the automotive industry. 399 00:32:43,250 --> 00:32:46,041 I bet Mahtani gets a lot of women. 400 00:32:47,708 --> 00:32:49,875 I bet they don't pick on him. 401 00:32:50,791 --> 00:32:52,083 I bet he picks on them. 402 00:32:53,416 --> 00:32:57,958 Do what you want, who you want, when you want, however you want... 403 00:32:58,041 --> 00:32:59,375 Must be good to be rich. 404 00:33:06,583 --> 00:33:08,541 -Have you gone crazy? -Mahtani! 405 00:33:08,875 --> 00:33:10,583 What kind of a name is Mahtani anyway? 406 00:33:11,041 --> 00:33:12,166 I have no idea. 407 00:33:22,583 --> 00:33:24,750 -Sorry. Excuse me. -Yes? 408 00:33:25,333 --> 00:33:27,208 Do you know how long this will take? 409 00:33:29,250 --> 00:33:30,791 At least another seven to eight hours. 410 00:33:30,875 --> 00:33:33,791 I would have made it here earlier if the bus hadn't broken down... 411 00:33:35,125 --> 00:33:36,666 Hey, are you okay? 412 00:33:37,833 --> 00:33:40,875 Hey! Hey! Hey! This girl has fainted! 413 00:33:40,958 --> 00:33:42,375 -She's fainted. Get water. -Samara! 414 00:33:42,458 --> 00:33:45,916 Samara, are you okay? What happened? Can someone fetch some water? 415 00:33:46,500 --> 00:33:48,000 Security? Is anyone there? 416 00:33:48,083 --> 00:33:49,291 -Are you okay? -Excuse me. 417 00:33:51,541 --> 00:33:54,875 Hi, guys. I'm Ranjan, the producer of Dance Wars. 418 00:33:54,958 --> 00:33:55,791 What happened? 419 00:33:55,958 --> 00:33:58,458 Can't you see? My friend just fainted. 420 00:33:58,666 --> 00:34:02,166 What kind of arrangements are these? No water, no sun cover. 421 00:34:02,250 --> 00:34:03,666 Is there even a doctor on stand by? 422 00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:06,041 -We should sue you, I swear! -I'm fine. 423 00:34:08,666 --> 00:34:10,541 Why don't you bring her inside? 424 00:34:10,625 --> 00:34:12,333 Water, air conditioning, she'll get it all. 425 00:34:12,458 --> 00:34:13,500 Please, come on. 426 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,291 Are you okay? 427 00:34:18,708 --> 00:34:19,791 Her bag, please. 428 00:34:23,750 --> 00:34:26,375 -Here, a glucose drink. -Thank You. 429 00:34:31,291 --> 00:34:33,875 You can rest here for as long as you need. 430 00:34:35,833 --> 00:34:36,958 Thank you, Ranjan. 431 00:34:37,666 --> 00:34:39,458 You're such a sweetheart. 432 00:34:41,125 --> 00:34:43,750 -May I bother you for a competition form? -What? 433 00:34:44,375 --> 00:34:47,916 No, I'm sorry. I can't let you audition. 434 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,750 If anything happened to you, it would be my responsibility. 435 00:34:51,125 --> 00:34:52,875 You can try next year... 436 00:34:53,333 --> 00:34:56,500 Or maybe the next round of auditions in Chandigarh or Delhi. 437 00:34:57,208 --> 00:34:58,291 I'm sorry. 438 00:34:59,166 --> 00:35:00,083 Thank you. 439 00:35:00,166 --> 00:35:02,500 -Let's go to the hospital right now. -No, no. No need. 440 00:35:03,875 --> 00:35:05,333 What's wrong with you? 441 00:35:05,416 --> 00:35:07,041 I know exactly why this happened to me. 442 00:35:08,041 --> 00:35:10,750 I'm only supposed to take half a painkiller for my back pain. 443 00:35:11,625 --> 00:35:13,041 I purposely took two. 444 00:35:13,833 --> 00:35:16,125 Because I know what happens to me after two painkillers. 445 00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:19,250 I faint. Oops! 446 00:35:19,791 --> 00:35:21,208 And why the hell would you do that? 447 00:35:21,291 --> 00:35:23,166 You don't play around with allergies, Samara! 448 00:35:23,250 --> 00:35:25,083 Because it brought us inside in 30 minutes. 449 00:35:25,166 --> 00:35:28,625 Yeah, we might be inside, but you're not going further than this. 450 00:35:28,708 --> 00:35:33,083 Just relax, be patient, wait... And go get me a form. 451 00:35:33,458 --> 00:35:35,500 Go, go, go. Go. 452 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,708 You don't want to see me happy, do you? 453 00:35:58,916 --> 00:36:02,958 Exactly! We revel in your unhappiness. 454 00:36:05,416 --> 00:36:06,875 You make us feel superior. 455 00:36:07,458 --> 00:36:11,208 Stop this rubbish and tell me which one of you stole my CD? 456 00:36:11,416 --> 00:36:12,416 Which CD? 457 00:36:12,500 --> 00:36:16,458 The CD on which I had burned a song that I sang for Radhika in college. 458 00:36:16,875 --> 00:36:18,291 Which was in my bag and now isn't. 459 00:36:18,375 --> 00:36:21,791 After hearing this gibberish I wish I had stolen it. 460 00:36:21,958 --> 00:36:23,791 But sadly, I didn't commit this valiant act. 461 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:29,041 And anyway, listen, things like stealing are committed by lowlifes like him. 462 00:36:29,250 --> 00:36:30,416 I don't steal, okay? 463 00:36:30,583 --> 00:36:34,625 If I had found it, I would have cracked it in half and thrown it in the trash. 464 00:36:35,250 --> 00:36:38,791 Stop these childish games. Please, grow up! 465 00:36:39,708 --> 00:36:42,791 Anika, I think our friend has finally lost it. 466 00:36:43,500 --> 00:36:45,750 -What do you think? -To be... or not to be... 467 00:36:47,833 --> 00:36:49,833 You know, I vote for a cocktail of pills. 468 00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:51,458 Very strong pills. 469 00:36:53,083 --> 00:36:55,375 Fine, Beavis and Butt-head, 470 00:36:55,458 --> 00:36:57,166 I still have the song on my hard drive. 471 00:36:57,250 --> 00:37:00,583 I'll just burn another copy. Thanks for the extra work. 472 00:37:00,666 --> 00:37:02,291 Run, run, run, run. 473 00:37:02,875 --> 00:37:04,208 -Excuse me! -One second. 474 00:37:04,916 --> 00:37:06,833 Stop him, Mihir! Stop him! Stop him, stop him. 475 00:37:07,041 --> 00:37:08,625 -Robot. -Very funny! 476 00:37:08,708 --> 00:37:09,708 -Jazz hands. -Superb! 477 00:37:09,791 --> 00:37:11,250 -Got it! -Give it to me. 478 00:37:12,333 --> 00:37:13,333 Mihir! 479 00:37:14,125 --> 00:37:15,500 Don't act like children. 480 00:37:15,583 --> 00:37:17,458 Mihir, the hard drive will break! 481 00:37:20,500 --> 00:37:23,416 -Here, take your hard drive. -Seriously? 482 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,375 Come, get it. 483 00:37:29,041 --> 00:37:31,208 Stop troubling the poor chap. 484 00:37:31,291 --> 00:37:33,208 -Look at him. He's sulking. -So cute. 485 00:37:33,500 --> 00:37:35,291 Amit's sulking. 486 00:37:38,041 --> 00:37:39,916 -Sulking! -I'm not gonna run. 487 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,541 -It's enough now! -Okay, no running. 488 00:37:41,625 --> 00:37:43,375 -It's very funny. -Go, take your hard drive. 489 00:37:43,458 --> 00:37:44,791 No running. Come, get it. 490 00:37:44,875 --> 00:37:46,541 Go on. Get your hard drive. 491 00:37:48,541 --> 00:37:49,750 I'm not going to run. 492 00:37:54,791 --> 00:37:57,125 Enough! I'm gonna get you now. 493 00:38:08,541 --> 00:38:11,166 Just imagine if this was someone's brain... 494 00:38:12,083 --> 00:38:13,916 It is... My brain. 495 00:38:14,541 --> 00:38:15,916 Splattered on the concrete. 496 00:38:16,791 --> 00:38:18,833 Didn't you back it up? 497 00:38:20,208 --> 00:38:22,041 One should always have a backup! 498 00:38:22,416 --> 00:38:24,625 -You don't know? -Always. 499 00:38:32,416 --> 00:38:34,416 -How was it-- -Move out of my way! 500 00:38:34,958 --> 00:38:36,916 -What do you think of yourselves? -Wish me luck. 501 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:38,750 -I can't dance? I've got talent! -Calm down. 502 00:38:39,916 --> 00:38:42,083 Been standing in the heat all day. Move out of my way! 503 00:38:47,375 --> 00:38:49,000 Where's your number tag? 504 00:38:49,500 --> 00:38:52,625 I... I must have... 505 00:38:52,833 --> 00:38:54,208 Any formal dance training, Samara? 506 00:38:54,583 --> 00:38:58,541 Yeah, well, I've studied ballet from the age of five to 14. 507 00:38:58,625 --> 00:39:01,958 I have a BA with honors from the London Contemporary Dance School, 508 00:39:02,375 --> 00:39:04,833 concentrating on jazz and contemporary dance. 509 00:39:04,916 --> 00:39:08,458 And well... Till recently I was with Jonathan Rebello's Dance Company 510 00:39:08,541 --> 00:39:09,416 here in Mumbai. 511 00:39:09,500 --> 00:39:10,958 Such a heavy accent? 512 00:39:11,250 --> 00:39:12,333 Where are you from? 513 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,333 From Mumbai but I was born and brought up in England. 514 00:39:15,458 --> 00:39:16,666 You speak mostly in English. 515 00:39:16,958 --> 00:39:18,958 But in this show you'll have to speak in Hindi. 516 00:39:19,333 --> 00:39:21,541 Or else the audience won't be able to understand you. 517 00:39:21,625 --> 00:39:24,833 And then they won't vote for you. 518 00:39:25,500 --> 00:39:26,541 How will you do it? 519 00:39:28,458 --> 00:39:29,708 This is a dance show. 520 00:39:30,208 --> 00:39:32,000 Dance is a universal language 521 00:39:33,083 --> 00:39:34,125 Okay, let's begin. 522 00:40:57,166 --> 00:40:58,583 So, how did it go? 523 00:40:59,416 --> 00:41:00,708 I got in! 524 00:41:02,333 --> 00:41:04,791 I got in! I got in! I got in! 525 00:41:05,625 --> 00:41:06,666 Amu! 526 00:41:09,583 --> 00:41:11,416 -Mom, I'm in the shower. -So? 527 00:41:11,833 --> 00:41:13,541 So may I get some privacy? 528 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:18,083 What? You're going to teach me about privacy now? 529 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,166 Anyway, listen... 530 00:41:20,291 --> 00:41:23,125 You have to get Shishika from Prabhadevi tonight at 9:00. 531 00:41:24,125 --> 00:41:25,375 "Get Shishika"? 532 00:41:25,500 --> 00:41:26,958 How much ransom should I ask for? 533 00:41:29,125 --> 00:41:31,458 Why don't you spare these horrible jokes for your dad. 534 00:41:32,333 --> 00:41:34,916 You promised one meeting. So I've fixed that meeting. 535 00:41:35,333 --> 00:41:37,416 Royal China. 9:00 p.m. 536 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,125 If you need cash, ask your dad. Okay? 537 00:41:40,833 --> 00:41:42,208 And be on time. 538 00:41:43,500 --> 00:41:45,458 -Tardy Turtle! -Mom! 539 00:41:46,416 --> 00:41:47,375 Mom! 540 00:41:49,458 --> 00:41:51,250 Mom! The door! 541 00:41:58,333 --> 00:42:01,000 Some people hold back trying to create a good first impression. 542 00:42:01,666 --> 00:42:02,708 I'm not one of those. 543 00:42:03,208 --> 00:42:06,208 Yeah? So you like creating a poor impression of yourself? 544 00:42:06,375 --> 00:42:07,916 Are all your jokes like this? 545 00:42:08,583 --> 00:42:09,625 No... 546 00:42:11,166 --> 00:42:12,208 some are terrible. 547 00:42:12,833 --> 00:42:14,666 -Wanna hear them? -No, thanks. 548 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:18,500 So your mom told me your girlfriend recently dumped you. 549 00:42:20,708 --> 00:42:21,750 Don't worry. 550 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:27,500 We'll live... happily ever after. 551 00:42:33,208 --> 00:42:34,083 Thanks. 552 00:42:38,125 --> 00:42:40,458 So, you're not harboring some fantasy, are you? 553 00:42:40,541 --> 00:42:43,583 That he'll see you on TV and come back into your life? 554 00:42:44,500 --> 00:42:46,416 He doesn't reply to my emails... 555 00:42:47,541 --> 00:42:49,333 The hell he's gonna watch me on TV. 556 00:42:53,250 --> 00:42:54,333 Should we order soup? 557 00:42:55,333 --> 00:42:56,208 Manchow? 558 00:42:56,708 --> 00:42:59,666 I can't have an entire soup to myself, 'cause I also want a salad. 559 00:43:01,125 --> 00:43:02,000 One by two? 560 00:43:02,125 --> 00:43:03,375 You wanna share a soup with me? 561 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:05,541 Chinese soups are quite large... 562 00:43:06,333 --> 00:43:10,083 and with one by two you get a little extra free. 563 00:43:10,416 --> 00:43:11,250 Added bonus. 564 00:43:11,625 --> 00:43:14,250 And so what if he comes back into my life because of the TV show? 565 00:43:14,666 --> 00:43:15,625 What's wrong with that? 566 00:43:15,791 --> 00:43:17,166 I wrote a song in college... 567 00:43:17,750 --> 00:43:18,750 about one by two. 568 00:43:18,833 --> 00:43:19,916 As in... 569 00:43:20,666 --> 00:43:22,458 Not on soups, on relationships. 570 00:43:23,125 --> 00:43:24,833 Meaning it's a big world out there, 571 00:43:25,166 --> 00:43:27,750 and you're just floating along in your individual soupy bowls. 572 00:43:27,958 --> 00:43:32,583 You're one half of a partnership and yet you're not one but two people. 573 00:43:32,833 --> 00:43:37,125 Bonus, just like sharing a soup, one by two. 574 00:43:38,333 --> 00:43:42,333 So what's the use of swimming alone when you can get a swimming partner? 575 00:43:43,083 --> 00:43:45,750 You talking about tomato basil soup or chicken soup? 576 00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:48,583 Okay, sorry. 577 00:43:50,875 --> 00:43:52,500 You wanna share a soup, right? 578 00:43:53,041 --> 00:43:55,250 So what's with the long, boring lecture? 579 00:43:55,875 --> 00:43:56,750 Waiter! 580 00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:59,291 -Yes? -Manchow soup. 581 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,166 One by two? 582 00:44:01,250 --> 00:44:05,416 No, actually, make mine hot and sour. Not really a fan of Manchow. 583 00:44:29,125 --> 00:44:31,875 Mummy-Mum, it's only for 20 weeks. 584 00:44:31,958 --> 00:44:35,791 But we've never lived apart. Not even for a day. 585 00:44:36,791 --> 00:44:38,416 I don't know how I'm gonna survive. 586 00:44:38,791 --> 00:44:41,375 Don't worry, Aunty. I'll drop by every day. 587 00:44:43,375 --> 00:44:45,000 Keep an eye on her you-know-what. 588 00:45:21,250 --> 00:45:22,625 Hi, I'm Samara Patel. 589 00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:24,416 I'm from London and Mumbai. 590 00:45:25,083 --> 00:45:26,458 Dancing is my passion. 591 00:45:27,041 --> 00:45:29,583 I've been learning dance since the age of five. 592 00:45:30,125 --> 00:45:31,291 Vote for me. 593 00:45:39,583 --> 00:45:41,416 Name, Bunty, the great. 594 00:45:42,166 --> 00:45:44,416 Address, Mumbai, and home is Mumbai, too. 595 00:45:44,958 --> 00:45:47,375 Work? Living in the moment! 596 00:45:47,875 --> 00:45:49,833 So, remember this handsome mug... 597 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,500 and vote for it! 598 00:46:06,333 --> 00:46:08,208 We should form a team together. 599 00:46:12,208 --> 00:46:13,041 Why? 600 00:46:13,125 --> 00:46:15,958 Because the rest of these idiots are boring little suckers. 601 00:46:16,041 --> 00:46:17,208 Like TV news channels. 602 00:46:17,833 --> 00:46:20,166 And we're the best in the competition. Best. 603 00:46:20,958 --> 00:46:21,791 The two of us? 604 00:46:22,666 --> 00:46:26,458 Okay, look, that Khushboo is pretty good too. 605 00:46:26,666 --> 00:46:28,000 There's something about her. 606 00:46:29,333 --> 00:46:32,041 All right, the three of us are the best. Happy? 607 00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:36,000 Hey, I know you wanna win. 608 00:46:36,083 --> 00:46:37,916 It's written right across your forehead. 609 00:46:38,750 --> 00:46:40,750 Why? Don't you wanna win? 610 00:46:41,916 --> 00:46:43,458 If I win, great. 611 00:46:43,541 --> 00:46:45,166 If I don't win, that's equally great. 612 00:46:45,500 --> 00:46:48,041 I don't stress about these things. 613 00:46:48,500 --> 00:46:49,875 I don't get down with that. 614 00:46:50,291 --> 00:46:54,375 For me, dance is about having fun. Dance, have fun, and be happy. 615 00:46:55,500 --> 00:46:56,708 You don't believe me, right? 616 00:46:57,125 --> 00:46:58,375 No problem. 617 00:46:58,666 --> 00:47:00,833 Bye. See ya around. 618 00:47:11,125 --> 00:47:12,083 Jason! 619 00:47:16,416 --> 00:47:17,250 Khushboo! 620 00:47:17,375 --> 00:47:18,750 This one is cock-eyed. 621 00:47:20,166 --> 00:47:25,500 Shishika's mom said that Shishika really enjoyed the date the other night. 622 00:47:26,791 --> 00:47:29,750 This guy will dance? He's all bone, no muscle. 623 00:47:29,958 --> 00:47:33,791 He looks like a stick figure in a T-shirt. 624 00:47:34,125 --> 00:47:35,375 Thinks he can dance. 625 00:47:35,541 --> 00:47:38,333 So when is your next date with Shishika? 626 00:47:39,625 --> 00:47:42,541 I have coupons from Gajalee restaurant. Don't forgot to take them. 627 00:47:45,541 --> 00:47:47,750 -Hi, I'm Samara Patel... -This one is really pretty. 628 00:47:47,833 --> 00:47:50,375 -Beautiful, such long legs! -My passion is to dance. 629 00:47:50,666 --> 00:47:53,333 I've been learning dance since the age of five. 630 00:47:53,500 --> 00:47:54,416 Vote for me. 631 00:47:56,500 --> 00:47:58,458 So should I set a date for you for tomorrow? 632 00:47:59,916 --> 00:48:02,166 You said one meeting. It happened. 633 00:48:02,250 --> 00:48:06,000 So you plan on sitting here and chewing my brains till you're 50? 634 00:48:07,041 --> 00:48:09,750 So you're saying you will let him move out if he gets married? 635 00:48:09,833 --> 00:48:12,166 I don't think so, Mrs. Sharma! That logic is flawed. 636 00:48:12,541 --> 00:48:14,416 Sushil, stop your running commentary. 637 00:48:15,416 --> 00:48:16,416 Ranjan Sadanah? 638 00:48:16,916 --> 00:48:19,333 Now look what you've done! 639 00:48:20,916 --> 00:48:24,166 So basically Miss Radhika dumped you 640 00:48:24,250 --> 00:48:28,416 for a successful man like Ranjan Sadanah? 641 00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,583 Who could help her advance her TV career, right? 642 00:48:31,666 --> 00:48:34,083 Right? And I know how to fix it. 643 00:48:35,791 --> 00:48:38,375 Fix what? Your relationship? 644 00:48:39,458 --> 00:48:40,625 No, listen... 645 00:48:40,875 --> 00:48:44,291 -You remember-- Debu! -My name's Debashish, not Debu! 646 00:48:46,791 --> 00:48:50,208 You remember that joint project we did for the Mumbai Cyber Crimes cell? 647 00:48:50,291 --> 00:48:54,958 Yes, we did it to show how terrorists can hack the electoral 648 00:48:55,041 --> 00:48:57,375 and wreak havoc in the elections! 649 00:48:57,833 --> 00:48:58,708 How did we do it? 650 00:49:00,083 --> 00:49:01,291 We coded it in such a way 651 00:49:01,375 --> 00:49:03,958 that the top three candidates became the bottom three candidates. 652 00:49:04,041 --> 00:49:05,375 So the winner loses the election. 653 00:49:06,500 --> 00:49:07,375 Exactly. 654 00:49:08,041 --> 00:49:10,625 Winner loses Dance Wars. Loser wins Dance wars. 655 00:49:11,166 --> 00:49:14,791 And Ranjan Sadanah can kiss his job goodbye. 656 00:49:15,750 --> 00:49:16,625 Look... 657 00:49:17,250 --> 00:49:21,583 Cygnus software, Cygnus source code and Cygnus servers. 658 00:49:23,583 --> 00:49:25,166 Get your hacking fingers ready! 659 00:49:46,291 --> 00:49:48,375 Ladies and gentlemen, 660 00:49:49,083 --> 00:49:52,708 welcome to the first round of Dance Wars. 661 00:49:52,791 --> 00:49:54,916 A dance show with a difference. 662 00:49:56,041 --> 00:49:59,708 Every week, the contestants will showcase a variety of dance forms. 663 00:49:59,791 --> 00:50:03,291 So what sets this show apart from other dance shows? 664 00:50:03,833 --> 00:50:06,000 The difference is instant results. 665 00:50:06,083 --> 00:50:07,333 No waiting for one week. 666 00:50:07,416 --> 00:50:11,000 Instant performance, instant results. That's how it's done on Dance Wars. 667 00:50:11,083 --> 00:50:12,875 So, now listen really carefully. 668 00:50:13,375 --> 00:50:16,625 You'll only have 30 minutes, here or at home, 669 00:50:16,708 --> 00:50:19,750 to vote for your favorite contestant. Just 30 minutes! 670 00:50:19,833 --> 00:50:24,208 After that, the contestant with the least votes is eliminated right then. 671 00:50:24,291 --> 00:50:26,333 Done, finished, eliminated. 672 00:50:26,458 --> 00:50:29,833 So, ladies and gentlemen, 673 00:50:30,500 --> 00:50:34,083 I hope you're ready to witness some powerful dance performances 674 00:50:34,166 --> 00:50:36,416 'cause this is... 675 00:50:38,291 --> 00:50:39,625 Dance Wars. 676 00:52:36,250 --> 00:52:38,875 The Hare and the Turtle, baby! 677 00:52:39,458 --> 00:52:42,083 The Hare and the Turtle! 678 00:52:44,250 --> 00:52:47,250 I'm pleased that someone else besides me 679 00:52:47,333 --> 00:52:49,541 paid attention to Hindi lessons in the fourth grade. 680 00:52:49,791 --> 00:52:50,625 Yeah... 681 00:52:50,833 --> 00:52:52,333 The only reason you paid attention 682 00:52:52,416 --> 00:52:57,166 was because of Mrs. Banerjee's enormous bazookas. 683 00:52:57,250 --> 00:52:59,791 -Oh, yeah. They were massive! -Yeah, I remember. 684 00:52:59,875 --> 00:53:01,000 Gross! 685 00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:07,208 -God, Anika! You're so violent. -Okay, I just have one question... 686 00:53:08,750 --> 00:53:14,625 You're not under the illusion that Radhika will come crawling back to you 687 00:53:14,708 --> 00:53:17,041 once her new boyfriend is fired, right? 688 00:53:18,041 --> 00:53:19,708 You're not thinking any such thing, right? 689 00:53:20,583 --> 00:53:21,458 No. 690 00:53:22,833 --> 00:53:23,666 Amit? 691 00:53:28,583 --> 00:53:30,750 Yeah, you're right. 692 00:53:32,250 --> 00:53:33,541 Are you sure you want this? 693 00:53:40,750 --> 00:53:42,958 Yeah, I love her. 694 00:53:44,208 --> 00:53:45,125 I really do. 695 00:53:46,083 --> 00:53:49,208 Okay, fine. Let's do this. 696 00:53:53,625 --> 00:53:54,708 Guys! 697 00:53:58,500 --> 00:54:00,083 Ladies and gentlemen, 698 00:54:00,708 --> 00:54:04,791 the first contestant to be eliminated is... 699 00:54:10,208 --> 00:54:11,291 Edin Pereira? 700 00:54:15,500 --> 00:54:16,916 Will you come in front, please? 701 00:54:18,833 --> 00:54:19,833 Edin, you're good! 702 00:54:19,916 --> 00:54:23,875 I'm really sorry, Edin, your Dance Wars journey ends here. 703 00:54:25,083 --> 00:54:27,208 A loud round of applause for Edin, please! 704 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,583 Our audience really screwed up. 705 00:54:34,875 --> 00:54:36,416 -No, Ranjan. -This is nonsense, Ranjan. 706 00:54:36,500 --> 00:54:40,250 How can the best dancer be eliminated? We will lose the TRPs on this show. 707 00:54:40,458 --> 00:54:42,500 You have to do something about this. This is... 708 00:54:48,750 --> 00:54:49,791 Round one. 709 00:54:53,250 --> 00:54:58,041 Yeah, I know. Everyone's shocked. It's just such weird voting results. 710 00:55:00,208 --> 00:55:01,833 No, no, I'm not nervous. 711 00:55:02,500 --> 00:55:04,000 Totally focused and ready. 712 00:55:06,666 --> 00:55:07,708 Are you okay? 713 00:55:09,666 --> 00:55:10,541 Good. 714 00:55:11,583 --> 00:55:13,125 Yeah, I love you too, Mummy-Mum. 715 00:55:13,958 --> 00:55:15,500 Okay, bye. 716 00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:24,583 Man is a social animal. 717 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:25,958 Two is better than one. 718 00:55:26,375 --> 00:55:28,291 It's as much fun being alone as it is 719 00:55:28,375 --> 00:55:30,333 for an exotic dancer to have no audience. 720 00:55:31,041 --> 00:55:32,250 You here to educate me? 721 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:34,166 You trying to teach me? 722 00:55:34,250 --> 00:55:37,166 No, I'm not lecturing you. I'm telling you the truth. 723 00:55:37,250 --> 00:55:38,125 Look, look, look. 724 00:55:39,291 --> 00:55:42,208 You're the English Hen, I'm the Native Happy Rabbit. 725 00:55:42,458 --> 00:55:45,708 Neither one of us wants to share our sob story. 726 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,291 That's what people don't get. 727 00:55:48,708 --> 00:55:50,333 They can't understand us. 728 00:55:50,875 --> 00:55:52,291 So that makes them nervous. 729 00:55:52,708 --> 00:55:56,500 They're baffled. The contestant who shares his sad story, 730 00:55:56,583 --> 00:56:02,541 cries a little, repeats this routine endlessly like a stuck record... 731 00:56:03,208 --> 00:56:06,000 The onlooker thinks they've found his weak spot. 732 00:56:06,291 --> 00:56:08,250 They think he's gonna give up. 733 00:56:08,916 --> 00:56:09,791 "Poor thing." 734 00:56:11,083 --> 00:56:13,833 Suddenly he gets his act together, gets on track... 735 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:17,250 You're no longer competition for him. They won't take you seriously. 736 00:56:18,125 --> 00:56:21,541 And that's how the game is played. 737 00:56:22,666 --> 00:56:25,291 So, what's your sob story. 738 00:56:26,500 --> 00:56:28,625 Hey, you pick up fast, girl. 739 00:56:28,708 --> 00:56:31,375 I wasn't even trying to educate you, but you catch on fast. 740 00:56:31,875 --> 00:56:35,625 That's why I said you and I, we rule. 741 00:56:37,041 --> 00:56:37,916 So? 742 00:56:38,250 --> 00:56:39,833 So, next up is the couples' round. 743 00:56:40,583 --> 00:56:44,541 None of these sad cases are going to partner with us. 744 00:56:45,458 --> 00:56:49,166 So we need to get tight, you get it? 745 00:56:50,125 --> 00:56:51,000 Deal? 746 00:56:56,333 --> 00:56:57,666 That's what I'm talking about. 747 00:56:58,666 --> 00:57:03,250 Now you eat your leaves and I will enjoy my goat curry. 748 00:57:09,291 --> 00:57:10,833 So what exactly are in these leaves? 749 00:58:52,708 --> 00:58:55,208 Wow! Wow! 750 00:58:56,000 --> 00:59:00,125 What a performance! 751 00:59:01,416 --> 00:59:03,458 Judges! Over to you guys. 752 00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:08,291 Samara, Bunty, you created magic today. 753 00:59:09,875 --> 00:59:12,208 Too good, Bunty and Samara. You were fabulous. 754 00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,708 That was amazing. Super fab, guys! 755 00:59:15,791 --> 00:59:17,791 By far the best performance I've seen. 756 00:59:23,458 --> 00:59:24,500 Well done, Samara. 757 00:59:24,916 --> 00:59:26,041 Bunty, good job, buddy. 758 00:59:26,541 --> 00:59:28,625 What's the number for that Patel girl? 759 00:59:29,125 --> 00:59:29,958 SMS... 760 00:59:31,125 --> 00:59:36,500 -V-O-T-E. -V-O-T-E. Vote? 761 00:59:37,916 --> 00:59:39,250 Couldn't you just say the word? 762 00:59:39,458 --> 00:59:41,750 Do I look like an idiot? Read out the number now. 763 00:59:42,916 --> 00:59:45,458 -30... -30... 764 00:59:45,875 --> 00:59:46,750 Hurry up... 765 00:59:46,875 --> 00:59:48,541 212492. 766 00:59:48,708 --> 00:59:50,250 -214? -292. 767 00:59:52,208 --> 00:59:53,041 Sent! 768 01:00:05,083 --> 01:00:07,083 Gone, baby, gone! 769 01:00:10,708 --> 01:00:15,750 Today's couple that got the least number of votes is... 770 01:00:19,250 --> 01:00:21,791 -Bunty and Samara. -What! 771 01:00:25,583 --> 01:00:26,541 This is wrong! 772 01:00:27,083 --> 01:00:28,041 This is not fair. 773 01:00:29,166 --> 01:00:31,000 Will you two step forward, please? 774 01:00:35,750 --> 01:00:38,083 Bunty and Samara, I'm really sorry but... 775 01:00:38,791 --> 01:00:41,250 you will not be moving forward in the competition. 776 01:00:42,041 --> 01:00:44,208 Would you like to say a few words? 777 01:00:51,250 --> 01:00:52,083 Damn! 778 01:00:52,833 --> 01:00:55,916 Every week they eliminate the best dancers. 779 01:00:56,125 --> 01:00:59,083 -These two were so good! -Yeah. 780 01:00:59,958 --> 01:01:03,208 I don't want to see this show. Change the channel. Rubbish show. 781 01:01:04,416 --> 01:01:05,291 There you go. 782 01:01:05,375 --> 01:01:07,791 Bunty and Samara, amazing dancers, but... 783 01:01:07,875 --> 01:01:12,291 who knows which way the audience will lean. 784 01:01:13,125 --> 01:01:16,125 Give it up one last time for Bunty and Samara. 785 01:01:40,291 --> 01:01:41,250 Yes! 786 01:02:43,125 --> 01:02:44,458 Wake up! Wake up! 787 01:02:44,583 --> 01:02:45,500 Mom! 788 01:02:47,333 --> 01:02:48,708 You know it's evening, right? 789 01:02:48,791 --> 01:02:51,166 Opening the curtains won't exactly let the morning light in. 790 01:02:51,250 --> 01:02:52,916 You've been holed up in here for a week. 791 01:02:53,666 --> 01:02:55,291 There's no need to wallow in self pity. 792 01:02:55,541 --> 01:02:56,958 Come on. I want you to wake up 793 01:02:57,041 --> 01:02:59,583 and get ready and come out in five minutes. 794 01:03:07,500 --> 01:03:08,416 Mom? 795 01:03:17,333 --> 01:03:18,708 -Surprise! -Surprise! 796 01:03:21,291 --> 01:03:22,666 What are you guys doing here? 797 01:03:22,958 --> 01:03:24,583 I told you she'd be surprised! 798 01:03:26,791 --> 01:03:27,791 Beautiful baby. 799 01:03:28,291 --> 01:03:29,125 Come on! 800 01:04:15,750 --> 01:04:18,083 Samara, what's this? 801 01:04:21,125 --> 01:04:22,250 A leg warmer? 802 01:04:24,458 --> 01:04:27,750 Silly, it's my tutu from when I was five. 803 01:04:28,250 --> 01:04:30,000 Did you stick it in the paper shredder? 804 01:04:30,583 --> 01:04:32,250 How fat were you? 805 01:04:38,833 --> 01:04:39,916 Shaila... 806 01:04:42,166 --> 01:04:43,375 It's all over. 807 01:04:44,208 --> 01:04:45,791 What? The Jell-O shots, right? 808 01:04:46,458 --> 01:04:48,125 No worries! We drank enough! 809 01:04:48,208 --> 01:04:50,458 No. My dream. 810 01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:54,416 I'm never going to be a famous dancer. 811 01:04:55,583 --> 01:04:57,625 I'm going to be a nobody all my life. 812 01:05:00,083 --> 01:05:02,500 Nobody... Nothing... 813 01:05:05,875 --> 01:05:07,708 So dramatic, so much overacting. 814 01:05:07,791 --> 01:05:10,750 Come on, get up! Come on. Get up and go at it again. 815 01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:12,500 You can't give up! 816 01:05:13,875 --> 01:05:15,000 I can't. 817 01:05:15,458 --> 01:05:16,291 Why? 818 01:05:16,458 --> 01:05:18,000 Have you fractured your arms and legs? 819 01:05:18,375 --> 01:05:19,208 No... 820 01:05:20,875 --> 01:05:24,500 but my hair is caught in the cactus and I can't get it free. 821 01:05:27,333 --> 01:05:29,583 Get it out! I'm so tired. 822 01:05:29,791 --> 01:05:36,750 One drink and he thought she was a mighty fine thing. 823 01:05:37,791 --> 01:05:39,791 After the second drink, she looked like Miss India. 824 01:05:40,458 --> 01:05:43,500 After the third and fourth drink, she took on the appearance of an angel. 825 01:05:44,333 --> 01:05:47,416 Wish this intoxication could last forever. 826 01:05:48,208 --> 01:05:51,166 May Vikram and Betal's relationship never sever. 827 01:05:51,250 --> 01:05:52,916 Bravo! Bravo. 828 01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:58,125 That was ACP Dhawan, our resident comedian. 829 01:05:58,958 --> 01:06:02,666 And up last is Inspector Shetty 830 01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:06,041 whose poem is titled That Dark, Lonely Night. 831 01:06:06,625 --> 01:06:08,000 And, everyone, before you leave, 832 01:06:08,166 --> 01:06:10,041 don't forget to sample tonight's Chinese buffet 833 01:06:10,291 --> 01:06:12,875 brought to you courtesy of Shehnaz caterers. 834 01:06:13,458 --> 01:06:14,416 Hello! 835 01:06:16,666 --> 01:06:18,625 Good evening! Good tidings! 836 01:06:20,833 --> 01:06:22,833 Just like a lonely moonless night... 837 01:06:23,083 --> 01:06:26,916 Uncle, you have to stop this now. 838 01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:28,625 Hey, you product of a bored night, 839 01:06:28,833 --> 01:06:30,375 I've just gotten started. 840 01:06:30,958 --> 01:06:33,500 -I'm starving! -I'm not talking about the food. 841 01:06:33,583 --> 01:06:35,583 I'm talking about your shallow and empty poetry. 842 01:06:35,666 --> 01:06:38,083 Listen to Inspector Shetty. That's real poetry. 843 01:06:40,125 --> 01:06:41,666 -Are you high? -High? 844 01:06:41,750 --> 01:06:45,541 -Let me check your pupils. -Uncle! Chili sauce in my eye! 845 01:06:46,791 --> 01:06:48,916 No, you're not high. You're just an idiot. 846 01:06:49,333 --> 01:06:51,083 Why is my poetry shallow? 847 01:06:51,958 --> 01:06:56,500 Because I don't run for cover every time I fire my own gun 848 01:06:57,333 --> 01:06:58,500 like that Shetty over there. 849 01:06:58,583 --> 01:07:00,416 Death comes closer and closer... 850 01:07:00,500 --> 01:07:03,083 My poetry is entertaining. 851 01:07:03,375 --> 01:07:04,833 Everyone enjoys it. Understood? 852 01:07:04,916 --> 01:07:07,750 I have no intention of walking around sulking 853 01:07:07,833 --> 01:07:09,875 like I have the world's problems on my shoulders. 854 01:07:09,958 --> 01:07:11,833 Life's too short, kid. 855 01:07:12,666 --> 01:07:18,333 And anyway, who made you The Bard that you're critiquing my poetry. 856 01:07:19,166 --> 01:07:20,666 You haven't been able to write squat 857 01:07:20,750 --> 01:07:24,000 since that girl split up with you. 858 01:07:24,583 --> 01:07:25,500 Tell me? 859 01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:28,208 You know, you're right. 860 01:07:29,291 --> 01:07:31,791 I'll get her back and then I'll write. 861 01:07:32,041 --> 01:07:33,541 I'll write the best song ever. 862 01:07:33,791 --> 01:07:35,000 You're an idiot. 863 01:07:35,083 --> 01:07:38,375 My nephew's an idiot, brothers. Salgaonkar, my nephew's an idiot. 864 01:07:38,458 --> 01:07:40,916 -Let him be. -I'm not an idiot, okay? 865 01:07:41,500 --> 01:07:44,625 Okay, but listen carefully... 866 01:07:45,500 --> 01:07:47,916 I've cleared the IPS exam... 867 01:07:48,875 --> 01:07:51,958 shot the faces off of seven gangsters 868 01:07:52,041 --> 01:07:54,958 at point blank range, I reduced their faces to pulp. 869 01:07:55,041 --> 01:07:57,958 And last night I showed a drug dealer what real pain is. 870 01:07:58,625 --> 01:08:00,333 What have you done in your life? 871 01:08:04,041 --> 01:08:05,875 I can't exactly answer that question now. 872 01:08:06,541 --> 01:08:07,875 But I will... soon. 873 01:08:08,958 --> 01:08:13,333 And listen, if that drug dealer turns out to be yours, 874 01:08:13,750 --> 01:08:17,125 first I'll string him up, then I'll hang you upside down. 875 01:08:17,333 --> 01:08:18,333 Don't worry, Uncle! 876 01:08:18,541 --> 01:08:20,333 I don't buy my stuff, I grow it! 877 01:08:20,541 --> 01:08:21,541 Grows it? 878 01:08:24,875 --> 01:08:26,666 Radhika! 879 01:08:31,583 --> 01:08:32,583 Amit? 880 01:08:32,958 --> 01:08:34,333 What the hell are you doing here? 881 01:08:34,750 --> 01:08:35,916 Have you lost your mind? 882 01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:36,833 I love you. 883 01:08:37,208 --> 01:08:39,000 We broke up two months ago. 884 01:08:39,458 --> 01:08:41,416 Have you forgotten? It's over! 885 01:08:41,958 --> 01:08:43,666 -Come on. Go home. -No. 886 01:08:44,208 --> 01:08:45,083 No? 887 01:08:45,791 --> 01:08:48,500 So you plan on staying out here all night? 888 01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:49,875 Yes. 889 01:08:50,333 --> 01:08:51,958 What are you on? Are you high? 890 01:08:52,291 --> 01:08:54,750 Why is everyone asking me that question? 891 01:08:55,208 --> 01:08:57,000 Because you're acting crazy. 892 01:08:57,416 --> 01:09:01,125 I am... crazy for you. 893 01:09:01,875 --> 01:09:02,750 Good for you. 894 01:09:03,833 --> 01:09:05,083 Manchow soup, one by two 895 01:09:05,166 --> 01:09:08,166 Listen, it's late. You can't do this. I have neighbors. 896 01:09:08,416 --> 01:09:10,541 Amit, stop it. Stop it! 897 01:09:11,083 --> 01:09:12,666 I can't listen to this crap anymore. 898 01:09:13,166 --> 01:09:15,291 Amit, I can't be with you. 899 01:09:15,375 --> 01:09:17,166 We can never be together. You know why? 900 01:09:17,791 --> 01:09:18,916 Because you're boring. 901 01:09:20,875 --> 01:09:22,041 You're so boring. 902 01:09:22,875 --> 01:09:24,041 You have a boring job, 903 01:09:24,375 --> 01:09:25,750 you have a boring personality, 904 01:09:25,958 --> 01:09:27,625 a boring sense of style. 905 01:09:27,708 --> 01:09:31,000 You write boring songs. Even your name is boring... 906 01:09:31,291 --> 01:09:32,333 Amit Sharma! 907 01:09:33,166 --> 01:09:34,416 I mean, come on! 908 01:09:35,166 --> 01:09:36,500 What are you saying, baby? 909 01:09:36,875 --> 01:09:38,000 What's wrong with you? 910 01:09:38,583 --> 01:09:39,708 What's wrong with me? 911 01:09:40,291 --> 01:09:41,333 What wrong with you? 912 01:09:41,583 --> 01:09:43,416 You're an embarrassment to yourself. 913 01:09:43,625 --> 01:09:45,166 Do you know in the last two years, 914 01:09:45,333 --> 01:09:47,500 how many times I almost died of boredom? 915 01:09:47,583 --> 01:09:48,541 Do you know? 916 01:09:49,083 --> 01:09:51,125 And this Manchow soup fetish! 917 01:09:51,958 --> 01:09:53,666 What is a Manchow soup, Amit? 918 01:09:54,666 --> 01:09:58,500 Do me a favor. Go to a restaurant, order a Manchow soup. 919 01:09:58,916 --> 01:10:00,208 Go one by two. 920 01:10:00,541 --> 01:10:04,500 Drink one bowl and drown yourself in the other. Okay? 921 01:10:05,291 --> 01:10:07,500 Really? You really want to do this? 922 01:10:07,833 --> 01:10:09,458 I'm standing here with my guitar, 923 01:10:09,875 --> 01:10:11,416 opening myself up to you. 924 01:10:11,708 --> 01:10:15,166 -And you're just insulting me? -I can't deal with this. Really. 925 01:10:16,041 --> 01:10:19,166 You know what, Mihir was right. I deserve better. 926 01:10:19,291 --> 01:10:21,250 Go, go away. I don't care. 927 01:10:21,333 --> 01:10:24,625 But you please stay. This is more entertaining than television. 928 01:10:33,791 --> 01:10:35,416 -What? -What? 929 01:10:49,333 --> 01:10:50,166 Hello? 930 01:10:50,666 --> 01:10:51,791 Hello, Samara? 931 01:10:52,583 --> 01:10:53,416 Yeah? 932 01:10:53,875 --> 01:10:55,333 It's Ramesh Mahtani. 933 01:10:58,166 --> 01:11:01,875 Hi... Hello... Good morning. 934 01:11:02,625 --> 01:11:05,000 Good morning. It's been a while. 935 01:11:05,875 --> 01:11:06,750 Yeah... 936 01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:09,333 I'm coming to Mumbai for some work. 937 01:11:09,875 --> 01:11:12,000 I was wondering if you'd be free for dinner tonight? 938 01:11:13,666 --> 01:11:14,541 Yes! 939 01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:18,708 But how did he know? I mean... How? 940 01:11:20,541 --> 01:11:21,750 I've been emailing him. 941 01:11:23,208 --> 01:11:25,541 I mean, you know, just keeping in touch. 942 01:11:33,583 --> 01:11:36,333 Well, I guess it will be nice to see him after all these years. 943 01:11:40,208 --> 01:11:41,416 How long has it been? 944 01:11:42,333 --> 01:11:43,416 About ten years. 945 01:11:46,291 --> 01:11:47,291 Ten years... 946 01:12:03,666 --> 01:12:06,291 Mum, you look beautiful. 947 01:12:06,375 --> 01:12:09,375 Wow! And you look so young. 948 01:12:10,666 --> 01:12:12,791 We look like sisters. 949 01:12:14,291 --> 01:12:15,416 Liar! 950 01:12:20,083 --> 01:12:21,166 He's here! 951 01:12:42,250 --> 01:12:44,291 Samara, you look lovely. 952 01:12:46,791 --> 01:12:49,625 -Kalpana. -Hi, Ramesh. 953 01:12:51,708 --> 01:12:53,541 -You look good. -Thank you. 954 01:12:55,250 --> 01:12:56,166 The house looks nice. 955 01:12:57,000 --> 01:12:58,291 I made a good investment. 956 01:12:59,333 --> 01:13:01,875 Shall we? I've made reservations for 9:00. 957 01:13:02,166 --> 01:13:04,250 -Yes. -I'll just get my bag. 958 01:13:04,333 --> 01:13:05,375 Kalpana, I... 959 01:13:06,333 --> 01:13:07,166 Yes? 960 01:13:07,333 --> 01:13:10,458 I only came to take Samara for dinner. 961 01:13:13,166 --> 01:13:14,291 Sorry, Kalpana. 962 01:13:17,458 --> 01:13:21,291 No, no, of course. I understand. 963 01:13:22,625 --> 01:13:25,125 Sorry for the misunderstanding. 964 01:13:28,125 --> 01:13:29,625 You two have a lovely time. 965 01:13:32,083 --> 01:13:33,250 Shall we? 966 01:13:34,291 --> 01:13:35,333 Bye, mum. 967 01:13:36,500 --> 01:13:37,416 Bye. 968 01:13:52,750 --> 01:13:54,208 I can't believe you remember that. 969 01:13:54,500 --> 01:13:57,541 I came to one of your ballet recitals. 970 01:13:58,291 --> 01:13:59,750 When I was 14. 971 01:14:00,083 --> 01:14:03,375 You know, you shouldn't have gotten eliminated from that TV show. 972 01:14:03,958 --> 01:14:05,958 I thought you were the best dancer on the show. 973 01:14:07,375 --> 01:14:08,333 You saw the show? 974 01:14:08,541 --> 01:14:10,791 Of course. You told me about it. So I had to see it. 975 01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:15,166 So, what are your plans now? 976 01:14:16,416 --> 01:14:18,000 Haven't really decided anything. 977 01:14:18,666 --> 01:14:22,250 I quit my dance company and I don't want to go back. 978 01:14:22,333 --> 01:14:23,416 Well, then you shouldn't. 979 01:14:23,750 --> 01:14:27,000 I'm actually surprised you're trying to be a dancer here. 980 01:14:27,250 --> 01:14:28,416 Why aren't you in London? 981 01:14:28,500 --> 01:14:31,125 You're a British citizen. Why are you here? 982 01:14:32,333 --> 01:14:33,291 Mum is here. 983 01:14:35,875 --> 01:14:36,958 I see. 984 01:14:38,583 --> 01:14:41,958 So, how is Kalpana doing? 985 01:14:44,916 --> 01:14:45,750 She's good. 986 01:14:47,500 --> 01:14:50,416 And that problem of hers? 987 01:14:53,458 --> 01:14:54,458 She misses you. 988 01:14:55,833 --> 01:14:56,791 I miss you. 989 01:14:56,875 --> 01:14:59,375 Samara, Kalpana and I... 990 01:15:01,625 --> 01:15:03,583 that's the past. 991 01:15:04,416 --> 01:15:06,125 You know what the situation was. 992 01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:08,000 Look... 993 01:15:09,791 --> 01:15:15,916 what happened between Kalpana and me has nothing to do with us. 994 01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:18,750 I would like to be a part of your life. 995 01:15:20,250 --> 01:15:24,875 I would like to make up for some of those lost years. 996 01:15:25,708 --> 01:15:27,458 I would really, really love that. 997 01:15:27,708 --> 01:15:29,833 And I'm going to make sure 998 01:15:29,916 --> 01:15:32,666 that I help you in getting where you want to be. 999 01:15:32,916 --> 01:15:34,750 I'm really going to do that, Samara. 1000 01:15:34,875 --> 01:15:35,750 Thank you! 1001 01:15:36,416 --> 01:15:39,291 But, Samara, I don't think 1002 01:15:39,708 --> 01:15:43,291 you need to deal with Kalpana's problems. 1003 01:15:44,583 --> 01:15:45,916 You have to take back your life. 1004 01:15:48,083 --> 01:15:49,458 I don't understand. 1005 01:15:50,750 --> 01:15:56,125 Sometimes distance is the most sensible solution. 1006 01:15:56,666 --> 01:15:58,500 Perhaps for your mother and you. 1007 01:15:59,833 --> 01:16:00,833 And for us. 1008 01:16:01,458 --> 01:16:02,625 A new beginning. 1009 01:16:10,375 --> 01:16:14,333 You know, one shouldn't go into the sea. 1010 01:16:15,333 --> 01:16:16,208 Why? 1011 01:16:17,125 --> 01:16:21,791 Because you'll either step in shit or get E. coli. 1012 01:16:24,500 --> 01:16:25,916 That's deep. 1013 01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:27,583 What's deep? The shit or the sea? 1014 01:16:27,666 --> 01:16:32,000 No, your shit-filled enlightenment. 1015 01:16:33,625 --> 01:16:37,958 You stand under her window with your guitar to sing, 1016 01:16:38,666 --> 01:16:40,125 get totally blown off by her. 1017 01:16:41,500 --> 01:16:44,291 And then come here to share your turd philosophy. 1018 01:16:44,375 --> 01:16:47,000 What did you expect? Sympathy or applause? 1019 01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:48,958 You're a player. 1020 01:16:49,458 --> 01:16:52,375 From the bottom of my heart, you're the king. 1021 01:16:54,250 --> 01:16:58,083 -No, you know what you are? -What? 1022 01:16:58,666 --> 01:17:00,500 You're a potato. 1023 01:17:01,083 --> 01:17:03,500 A big, fat potato. 1024 01:17:04,458 --> 01:17:05,333 Look... 1025 01:17:06,333 --> 01:17:12,000 You let her peel you, slice you, deep fry you. 1026 01:17:12,583 --> 01:17:15,208 Then you got salt sprinkled on your wounds 1027 01:17:15,291 --> 01:17:18,666 to be served and eaten up by her. 1028 01:17:19,125 --> 01:17:20,166 And she did. 1029 01:17:21,250 --> 01:17:23,750 She enjoyed you with ketchup and mayo. 1030 01:17:24,708 --> 01:17:28,625 But did you enjoy the experience of being chewed up, 1031 01:17:28,791 --> 01:17:30,666 swallowed and shat out like this. 1032 01:17:31,333 --> 01:17:32,916 Look at you. 1033 01:17:33,458 --> 01:17:36,708 She turned your potato-ness into a fine pulp. 1034 01:17:41,916 --> 01:17:43,041 Life's just shit. 1035 01:17:44,166 --> 01:17:45,208 I'm shit. 1036 01:17:46,250 --> 01:17:47,083 Yup. 1037 01:17:48,083 --> 01:17:50,125 Actually, yeah, you know what? I think I'm shit. 1038 01:17:50,208 --> 01:17:51,125 I know. 1039 01:17:51,958 --> 01:17:53,166 I want fries. 1040 01:17:53,583 --> 01:17:55,041 Does anyone else want French fries? 1041 01:17:58,083 --> 01:17:59,750 Don't worry, Amit. 1042 01:17:59,916 --> 01:18:01,708 There are plenty of other fish in the sea. 1043 01:18:01,791 --> 01:18:06,041 Yeah, all dying and suffocating in the shit-choked waters. 1044 01:18:07,125 --> 01:18:08,416 Seriously, guys, now what? 1045 01:18:08,625 --> 01:18:13,125 Eat, piss, shit and die, what else! 1046 01:18:34,958 --> 01:18:40,916 You look like a witch from one of those horror films. 1047 01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:46,500 You should be ashamed of yourself. 1048 01:18:47,416 --> 01:18:52,291 My son is a pervert. Chintu, say something. 1049 01:18:52,625 --> 01:18:53,583 What should I say? 1050 01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:56,958 You've made me sit in the dark for the last 20 minutes. 1051 01:18:57,041 --> 01:18:58,083 Arrest him. 1052 01:19:01,333 --> 01:19:02,250 Where are you going? 1053 01:19:02,333 --> 01:19:04,083 To hell. Want to join me? 1054 01:19:15,333 --> 01:19:18,083 What were you doing in my bedroom? Without permission? 1055 01:19:18,333 --> 01:19:22,166 Why? Do I need your permission for everything? 1056 01:19:22,500 --> 01:19:24,958 I'm you mother after all. What do you have to hide from me? 1057 01:19:25,458 --> 01:19:28,041 Look, what I got for you. 1058 01:19:28,875 --> 01:19:29,875 Underwear. 1059 01:19:30,750 --> 01:19:35,125 Your underwear was in a desperate state. Loose, covered in holes! 1060 01:19:35,541 --> 01:19:38,541 Look at this one. Stretchable with Lycra. 1061 01:19:40,666 --> 01:19:42,541 Those DVDs were under my mattress. 1062 01:19:43,291 --> 01:19:46,583 Why were you putting the underwear under my mattress? 1063 01:19:48,458 --> 01:19:49,958 I was dusting. Dusting. 1064 01:19:51,708 --> 01:19:53,416 You were snooping around. Right? 1065 01:19:53,583 --> 01:19:55,458 I was not snooping. 1066 01:19:56,750 --> 01:19:59,583 Good thing I did. At least I got to know about your seedy habits. 1067 01:19:59,666 --> 01:20:00,750 My own son! 1068 01:20:04,416 --> 01:20:06,041 -Get married. -What? 1069 01:20:06,458 --> 01:20:10,250 Yes. Good boys from good families get married. 1070 01:20:10,500 --> 01:20:12,333 They don't watch pornography. 1071 01:20:13,916 --> 01:20:15,291 Get married to Shishika. 1072 01:20:15,666 --> 01:20:16,541 Say yes! 1073 01:20:16,625 --> 01:20:19,291 Shishika! Shit-shika! 1074 01:20:19,375 --> 01:20:21,166 Say yes or I'll give you a tight slap. 1075 01:20:21,250 --> 01:20:24,750 Okay, okay. Now may I please use the bathroom? 1076 01:20:25,250 --> 01:20:26,625 The engagement will be next month. 1077 01:20:26,708 --> 01:20:29,333 And the wedding in two months. I've decided. Fixed. 1078 01:21:00,625 --> 01:21:01,541 Shit! 1079 01:21:08,083 --> 01:21:11,500 You have no alternative. Get married. 1080 01:21:13,125 --> 01:21:14,583 -Hey, Bhaskar! -Yes, Sir! 1081 01:21:15,750 --> 01:21:18,041 Who eats sev-puri for breakfast? 1082 01:21:18,750 --> 01:21:19,791 This was all there was. 1083 01:21:19,875 --> 01:21:21,250 -Scram! -Okay. 1084 01:21:22,041 --> 01:21:24,250 I thought I had a good thing going with Radhika, Uncle. 1085 01:21:26,333 --> 01:21:28,125 I thought she and I loved each other. 1086 01:21:29,375 --> 01:21:31,916 But she was just tolerating me. 1087 01:21:35,375 --> 01:21:36,583 Maybe this is the best option. 1088 01:21:37,375 --> 01:21:39,291 Shishika is here. So am I. 1089 01:21:39,791 --> 01:21:41,166 Maybe I should just marry her. 1090 01:21:42,833 --> 01:21:46,500 -It's the next logical step, right? -Right! 1091 01:21:48,333 --> 01:21:51,291 If you're hungry, why bother baking bread? 1092 01:21:52,333 --> 01:21:56,291 Eat the flour, drink some water, and stick yourself in the oven. Logical! 1093 01:22:22,875 --> 01:22:25,833 -Were you trying to insult me? -What? 1094 01:22:26,791 --> 01:22:29,750 Samara and her father live happily ever after. 1095 01:22:30,375 --> 01:22:31,833 That's your fairytale, right? 1096 01:22:32,083 --> 01:22:33,541 That he'll look after you? 1097 01:22:34,041 --> 01:22:36,000 Make your dreams come true? 1098 01:22:37,541 --> 01:22:39,833 Anyway, what are you doing with your life? 1099 01:22:40,458 --> 01:22:43,166 Swim, sleep, gym, sleep. 1100 01:22:43,625 --> 01:22:46,333 Must be nice to have such an easy life, right? 1101 01:22:47,541 --> 01:22:51,625 Maybe you should stop before you say something you regret. 1102 01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:55,833 You shouldn't have gone for dinner with him alone. 1103 01:22:56,125 --> 01:22:59,541 You should have insisted the two of us go or no one goes. 1104 01:23:00,750 --> 01:23:04,791 But no, you just stood there not saying a word, 1105 01:23:05,458 --> 01:23:07,041 stars shining in your eyes. 1106 01:23:07,500 --> 01:23:08,541 You were thrilled, right? 1107 01:23:09,208 --> 01:23:11,250 Just so pathetic! 1108 01:23:12,291 --> 01:23:14,791 -You're drunk. -Don't you dare talk to me like that. 1109 01:23:15,500 --> 01:23:16,625 But it's the truth. 1110 01:23:16,916 --> 01:23:18,125 You promised me you'd stop. 1111 01:23:18,500 --> 01:23:20,708 You're drunk now! You're drunk all the time! 1112 01:23:21,500 --> 01:23:22,833 How dare you! 1113 01:23:45,333 --> 01:23:46,375 What are you doing? 1114 01:23:46,458 --> 01:23:48,208 -Where are the rest? -What? 1115 01:23:49,750 --> 01:23:50,791 What are you doing? 1116 01:23:52,833 --> 01:23:53,875 Samara! 1117 01:23:58,125 --> 01:23:59,916 Samara! What are you doing? 1118 01:24:00,416 --> 01:24:02,208 What are you doing? Have you gone crazy. 1119 01:24:02,291 --> 01:24:03,625 Stop it! Give it to me. 1120 01:24:03,791 --> 01:24:05,083 -Give it to me. -No. 1121 01:24:05,791 --> 01:24:07,000 -Give it to me! -No. This... 1122 01:24:07,083 --> 01:24:08,541 -Give it to me! -This has to stop. 1123 01:24:08,625 --> 01:24:09,875 -Enough! -No. 1124 01:24:11,458 --> 01:24:12,500 You have a problem! 1125 01:24:14,958 --> 01:24:16,375 What are you trying to say? 1126 01:24:16,625 --> 01:24:18,375 That I'm an alcoholic? 1127 01:24:19,416 --> 01:24:21,500 I never said that. 1128 01:24:22,625 --> 01:24:25,000 All I said was that you have a problem. 1129 01:24:27,041 --> 01:24:29,250 I'm tried of tip-toeing around you, 1130 01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:33,041 afraid I'll say something wrong and you'll go straight for the whisky bottle! 1131 01:24:34,250 --> 01:24:36,583 I'm tired of looking after you all the time, 1132 01:24:36,958 --> 01:24:39,083 asking my friends for help. 1133 01:24:39,291 --> 01:24:40,125 What? 1134 01:24:42,666 --> 01:24:44,750 You talk to your friends about me? 1135 01:24:45,333 --> 01:24:47,500 Like I'm some child? 1136 01:24:47,708 --> 01:24:51,583 Exactly! You're the mother, not me. 1137 01:24:52,541 --> 01:24:54,083 Who is looking after me? 1138 01:24:56,125 --> 01:24:59,750 So, all this time you were looking after me? 1139 01:25:01,458 --> 01:25:04,666 Why do you think I'm here and not in London pursuing my dancing career. 1140 01:25:04,750 --> 01:25:07,333 Because I don't believe you can remain sober. 1141 01:25:07,708 --> 01:25:09,041 All you do is drink. 1142 01:25:10,166 --> 01:25:14,041 Maybe you're here because you can't make it in London. 1143 01:25:14,500 --> 01:25:15,708 Maybe you're not good enough. 1144 01:25:16,208 --> 01:25:19,250 And maybe you thought in Mumbai it would be very easy. 1145 01:25:20,750 --> 01:25:23,291 Thank you, Mum. Thanks for that. 1146 01:25:23,375 --> 01:25:25,458 You think it's easy being a single mom? 1147 01:25:26,333 --> 01:25:30,666 Do you know how many sacrifices I've made for you? 1148 01:25:30,750 --> 01:25:32,833 -No, I don't. -You don't. 1149 01:25:32,916 --> 01:25:34,708 -Tell me! -You don't know. 1150 01:25:36,833 --> 01:25:39,333 That you're a rich industrialist's mistress? 1151 01:25:39,416 --> 01:25:40,250 Stop it! 1152 01:25:40,333 --> 01:25:42,750 Sorry, by being a rich, married industrialist's mistress. 1153 01:25:42,833 --> 01:25:44,791 You watch what you're saying, okay? Watch it. 1154 01:25:44,916 --> 01:25:47,000 Or maybe you sacrificed a lot when you told me 1155 01:25:47,083 --> 01:25:50,083 -that my father had died in a car crash. -Enough! 1156 01:25:50,166 --> 01:25:53,958 And for 20 years I called my own dad Uncle Ramesh. 1157 01:25:54,458 --> 01:25:59,250 And now that he wants me in his life, not you... 1158 01:25:59,333 --> 01:26:01,916 -How dare you, Samara? -...you take it out on me? 1159 01:26:15,625 --> 01:26:20,500 You think you can't achieve the success you deserve because of me? 1160 01:26:21,458 --> 01:26:23,000 Then I won't be in your way anymore. 1161 01:26:23,625 --> 01:26:28,375 I'll be the mom and you be the child for once like you wanted. 1162 01:26:29,416 --> 01:26:30,541 So just go... 1163 01:26:32,416 --> 01:26:35,500 -Go? -Yes, Go! Go! Get out of my life. 1164 01:26:36,250 --> 01:26:38,166 -Mom? -No, no, no. 1165 01:26:38,500 --> 01:26:43,291 I can't stand being the reason for your failure. 1166 01:26:43,916 --> 01:26:48,625 I release you of any and all responsibilities towards me. 1167 01:26:49,583 --> 01:26:51,416 Go! You're free! Go! 1168 01:26:52,583 --> 01:26:53,833 I don't want to see you again. 1169 01:26:54,750 --> 01:26:55,625 Mom? 1170 01:27:03,250 --> 01:27:04,125 Don't worry. 1171 01:27:04,875 --> 01:27:06,125 Everything will be okay. 1172 01:27:13,166 --> 01:27:14,041 Come here. 1173 01:27:16,458 --> 01:27:17,333 Thanks. 1174 01:27:17,416 --> 01:27:19,208 You can stay here as long as you want. 1175 01:27:32,458 --> 01:27:33,916 Madam, champagne? 1176 01:27:35,500 --> 01:27:36,541 Oh, my gosh! 1177 01:27:37,125 --> 01:27:38,875 -You forgot all about me, didn't you? -No. 1178 01:27:39,458 --> 01:27:40,375 Samara! 1179 01:27:41,458 --> 01:27:43,166 Go. We'll chat later. 1180 01:27:45,000 --> 01:27:45,791 Madam. 1181 01:27:47,583 --> 01:27:49,708 Samara, lovely to see you. 1182 01:27:50,208 --> 01:27:52,041 -Meet Simran. -Hi! 1183 01:27:52,125 --> 01:27:53,000 And Promila. 1184 01:27:53,375 --> 01:27:54,416 -Hello. -Hello. 1185 01:27:54,625 --> 01:27:58,666 Promila, this is Samara Patel. She is a really fine dancer from London. 1186 01:27:58,750 --> 01:28:02,458 In fact, she recently did a TV show, Dance Wars. 1187 01:28:03,416 --> 01:28:04,916 She was absolutely riveting. 1188 01:28:05,791 --> 01:28:10,208 Samara, Promila is the chairperson of the India Arts and Culture Foundation. 1189 01:28:11,041 --> 01:28:13,791 -Wow! Pleasure to meet you. -Likewise. 1190 01:28:13,875 --> 01:28:17,000 Ramesh, since when did you start watching reality series on TV? 1191 01:28:19,833 --> 01:28:22,958 I've known Samara since she was born. 1192 01:28:23,875 --> 01:28:26,166 She's a very old family friend's daughter. 1193 01:28:26,833 --> 01:28:28,750 In fact she's part of the family. 1194 01:28:29,250 --> 01:28:32,375 I'm sure she's a great role model for your daughters Nandita and Raksha? 1195 01:28:32,833 --> 01:28:34,541 Nandita graduates this year, right? 1196 01:28:35,000 --> 01:28:38,166 Yes, in fact she's off to Harvard next year for her MBA. 1197 01:28:38,250 --> 01:28:39,083 Cheers! 1198 01:28:39,250 --> 01:28:41,666 I'm going to take full credit for her intelligent genes. 1199 01:28:42,541 --> 01:28:44,375 But her mother has other ideas though. 1200 01:28:50,166 --> 01:28:53,541 Come, meet my group. Tiny Drops. 1201 01:28:54,083 --> 01:28:55,625 We have visiting International DJs, 1202 01:28:55,708 --> 01:28:57,791 dance teachers and new dancers all the time. 1203 01:28:58,000 --> 01:28:59,208 We'll really rock it. 1204 01:29:01,500 --> 01:29:04,000 Bunty, my life's a little complicated right now. 1205 01:29:04,708 --> 01:29:05,791 Complicated? 1206 01:29:09,041 --> 01:29:14,666 If there weren't any people, the world would be such a simple place, right. 1207 01:29:16,458 --> 01:29:19,000 If there weren't any people, we wouldn't exist either, right. 1208 01:29:19,541 --> 01:29:22,541 Burn! Clever girl. 1209 01:29:29,541 --> 01:29:30,791 Who is this? 1210 01:29:31,625 --> 01:29:32,791 My friend. Anika. 1211 01:29:33,250 --> 01:29:34,875 Friend? You slept with her? 1212 01:29:35,750 --> 01:29:36,791 What? 1213 01:29:36,875 --> 01:29:38,750 Look, sort everything out with her. 1214 01:29:38,833 --> 01:29:40,583 Or she might create a scene at the wedding. 1215 01:29:40,666 --> 01:29:42,958 I hate unnecessary drama. So embarrassing. 1216 01:29:44,000 --> 01:29:45,041 There is nothing going on. 1217 01:29:45,708 --> 01:29:46,750 Anyway... 1218 01:29:47,125 --> 01:29:49,750 Do you play the guitar or is it just for decoration? 1219 01:29:49,833 --> 01:29:51,250 For decoration. 1220 01:29:51,333 --> 01:29:53,375 So funny. Play something. 1221 01:30:03,041 --> 01:30:05,708 -You going to sing the whole thing? -If you play the whole thing. 1222 01:30:06,500 --> 01:30:07,500 Where have you come from? 1223 01:30:08,291 --> 01:30:11,500 Prabhadevi. You fetched me from my building, remember? 1224 01:30:11,916 --> 01:30:13,000 So funny you are. 1225 01:30:24,375 --> 01:30:26,166 Samara, there's no bar here. 1226 01:30:26,250 --> 01:30:28,083 -I'll get some drinks from downstairs. -Okay. 1227 01:30:28,166 --> 01:30:29,416 Find us a place to sit. 1228 01:30:49,166 --> 01:30:51,041 Are you going to sip that one beer all evening? 1229 01:30:51,500 --> 01:30:52,500 So boring. 1230 01:30:56,458 --> 01:30:58,625 You're not the first girl to say that. 1231 01:30:59,083 --> 01:31:01,250 Don't whine so much. Be a man. 1232 01:31:02,333 --> 01:31:03,916 I love this song. Let's go dance. 1233 01:31:04,083 --> 01:31:05,875 -I don't dance. -Come. Let's go. 1234 01:31:05,958 --> 01:31:06,958 I don't dance! 1235 01:31:07,041 --> 01:31:09,541 Stand on the dance floor as decoration just like your guitar. 1236 01:31:09,625 --> 01:31:10,625 I will dance. 1237 01:31:44,708 --> 01:31:48,083 Excuse me! Excuse me! Sorry! 1238 01:31:50,250 --> 01:31:51,250 Yuck! 1239 01:31:55,000 --> 01:31:56,208 Oh, shit! 1240 01:32:01,000 --> 01:32:03,166 -Hey, this is the men's room. -Shut up! 1241 01:32:21,041 --> 01:32:22,083 Oh, shit! 1242 01:32:24,125 --> 01:32:27,541 -Excuse me? Excuse me? -Yeah? 1243 01:32:28,041 --> 01:32:31,833 Sorry. Could you pass some toilet paper? This cubicle is all out. 1244 01:32:32,416 --> 01:32:34,333 Yeah, sure. 1245 01:32:38,500 --> 01:32:41,000 -This is the men's toilet, right? -Thanks. 1246 01:32:41,708 --> 01:32:44,250 Is it? I had no clue. 1247 01:32:45,125 --> 01:32:46,875 Shit. I'm in the ladies toilet. 1248 01:32:46,958 --> 01:32:48,500 Relax. It's the men's. 1249 01:32:49,666 --> 01:32:51,125 So what are you doing here? 1250 01:32:52,375 --> 01:32:55,250 Sometimes, one just needs to control some things in one's life. 1251 01:32:56,125 --> 01:32:56,958 Anything. 1252 01:32:57,041 --> 01:33:00,291 I mean anything at all like being able to pee when I want to pee. 1253 01:33:00,375 --> 01:33:01,500 I know what you mean. 1254 01:33:01,750 --> 01:33:03,458 And then there was no toilet paper. 1255 01:33:04,333 --> 01:33:08,666 When life throws shit at you, you should have enough toilet paper to clean it up. 1256 01:33:09,500 --> 01:33:10,375 Really? 1257 01:33:11,000 --> 01:33:14,125 I always thought that when life throws shit at you, throw it right back. 1258 01:33:14,541 --> 01:33:17,958 -Throw it right back... -But yours is better. 1259 01:33:18,041 --> 01:33:19,083 Interesting. 1260 01:33:19,833 --> 01:33:21,333 Anyway, I have to go. 1261 01:33:21,416 --> 01:33:23,666 -Actually yours is better. -Thanks for the toilet paper. 1262 01:33:23,750 --> 01:33:27,250 Hey, no, no, no... Wait, hold on, listen... Wait. 1263 01:33:28,041 --> 01:33:30,666 Clean that shit up! Clean that shit up! Clean that shit up! 1264 01:33:44,791 --> 01:33:45,791 Taxi! 1265 01:33:49,958 --> 01:33:50,875 Drunken idiot. 1266 01:33:54,833 --> 01:33:56,166 Why don't you buy a car? 1267 01:33:58,041 --> 01:33:58,958 Prabhadevi. 1268 01:34:03,625 --> 01:34:06,125 What's the use of living measure by measure? 1269 01:34:07,791 --> 01:34:11,583 There should be some difference between life and a dry goods store. 1270 01:34:13,833 --> 01:34:15,875 Life is like a flowing stream. 1271 01:34:17,500 --> 01:34:20,166 Why breathe as if we're frozen in an ice storm. 1272 01:34:23,291 --> 01:34:25,875 Life is not lived stuck in narrow alleys. 1273 01:34:26,708 --> 01:34:28,833 We need to spread our wings in open fields. 1274 01:34:30,333 --> 01:34:36,375 Why can't just a smile be the answer to life? 1275 01:34:37,750 --> 01:34:43,625 Why can't love be the ultimate goal? 1276 01:34:46,166 --> 01:34:51,583 Experience each day like it's a precious gift. 1277 01:34:53,750 --> 01:34:56,541 What's the use of living measure by measure? 1278 01:34:58,208 --> 01:35:02,833 There should be some difference between life and a dry goods store. 1279 01:35:03,833 --> 01:35:05,541 Bravo! Bravo! 1280 01:35:14,416 --> 01:35:17,041 Uncle, you wrote this poem? 1281 01:35:17,125 --> 01:35:18,208 Can't believe it, right? 1282 01:35:18,958 --> 01:35:19,958 How? 1283 01:35:20,041 --> 01:35:22,250 I won two hundred thousand rupees. 1284 01:35:22,333 --> 01:35:24,708 You know that TV show, Dance Wars? 1285 01:35:25,250 --> 01:35:27,166 I bet on a dancer to win. 1286 01:35:27,500 --> 01:35:30,833 Salgaonkar started a pool in the office and I won two hundred thousand. 1287 01:35:31,416 --> 01:35:34,666 Looks like I'm the poet in the family, not you. 1288 01:35:35,250 --> 01:35:36,500 How do you say it in English? 1289 01:35:36,708 --> 01:35:37,958 Life is beautiful. 1290 01:35:39,666 --> 01:35:41,041 And this is for you. 1291 01:35:42,708 --> 01:35:43,666 Yeah. 1292 01:35:45,958 --> 01:35:46,875 Enjoy! 1293 01:35:49,875 --> 01:35:52,625 Hey, you, juvenile delinquents! What are you doing, you Devils? 1294 01:35:52,708 --> 01:35:55,125 What are you doing? Stop! Stop! 1295 01:36:03,916 --> 01:36:04,750 You okay, Uncle? 1296 01:36:07,250 --> 01:36:08,541 Forget it. Come. 1297 01:36:09,666 --> 01:36:11,708 I'm in love with life. 1298 01:36:13,416 --> 01:36:16,958 Who knows when inspiration can strike you. 1299 01:36:20,500 --> 01:36:24,583 Your facial software clearly shows that this program is not happy. 1300 01:36:25,541 --> 01:36:26,416 Of course, I'm okay. 1301 01:36:26,500 --> 01:36:28,083 No, you're not happy. 1302 01:36:29,083 --> 01:36:34,083 And that Radhika, she just helped you cover up the problem. 1303 01:36:34,708 --> 01:36:35,625 A temporary bandage. 1304 01:36:37,500 --> 01:36:42,791 If infection sets in, then changing the bandage will do no good. 1305 01:36:44,208 --> 01:36:45,583 Better pop some antibiotics, 1306 01:36:46,750 --> 01:36:49,583 because if the leg catches gangrene, then... 1307 01:36:52,291 --> 01:36:54,208 -Understood? -Uncle. 1308 01:36:54,625 --> 01:36:55,541 Come on! 1309 01:37:03,250 --> 01:37:04,750 -Amit! -Sir! 1310 01:37:04,875 --> 01:37:06,250 In my office, now! 1311 01:37:13,666 --> 01:37:17,458 The Mahtani project is due in two weeks and I see no progress at all. 1312 01:37:19,041 --> 01:37:20,000 What's the problem? 1313 01:37:22,041 --> 01:37:24,541 -Amit, I need a goddamn-- -Sorry, sir. Sorry. 1314 01:37:32,958 --> 01:37:35,916 Now look here, Amit, I have high expectations from you. 1315 01:37:37,000 --> 01:37:39,833 In this entire department, you're my only shining hope. 1316 01:37:39,916 --> 01:37:40,833 Do you know that? 1317 01:37:41,500 --> 01:37:43,666 -Thank you, Sir. -You're capable, you're talented. 1318 01:37:43,750 --> 01:37:46,041 You just need to work harder. You need to work hard and... 1319 01:37:49,708 --> 01:37:54,083 ...remove some bad influences from your life, both of them. 1320 01:37:56,083 --> 01:37:58,958 I want to see you in this chair in 25 years. 1321 01:37:59,041 --> 01:38:01,041 In this chair. So you'd better buck up. 1322 01:38:04,208 --> 01:38:05,041 Yes, Sir. 1323 01:38:05,125 --> 01:38:07,375 -Buck up, my boy. -Yes, sir. 1324 01:38:11,750 --> 01:38:13,916 You know, I think he actually looks better. 1325 01:38:14,000 --> 01:38:15,500 This is great. 1326 01:38:16,375 --> 01:38:17,333 Mihir... 1327 01:38:18,500 --> 01:38:19,625 Twenty-five years... 1328 01:38:21,166 --> 01:38:22,541 to move ten feet... 1329 01:38:24,291 --> 01:38:26,166 from here to there. 1330 01:38:28,791 --> 01:38:30,416 Twenty-five years... 1331 01:38:32,166 --> 01:38:34,000 What's the matter? 1332 01:38:36,666 --> 01:38:39,208 I'm RJ Abhijeet on 95.1 FM. 1333 01:38:39,291 --> 01:38:41,291 And you're listening to "What's the matter?" 1334 01:38:51,916 --> 01:38:54,750 What's the matter? 1335 01:38:58,416 --> 01:39:02,958 Why has my life turned upside down? 1336 01:39:03,208 --> 01:39:05,625 What's the matter? 1337 01:39:06,000 --> 01:39:08,500 What's happened? 1338 01:39:09,625 --> 01:39:14,208 The minutes weigh down like never before 1339 01:39:15,000 --> 01:39:19,875 Why am I suffocating The walls are closing in 1340 01:39:20,958 --> 01:39:25,541 Why does it seem like I owe a debt to the world 1341 01:39:26,333 --> 01:39:31,166 Time passes by like a prison sentence 1342 01:39:31,958 --> 01:39:36,625 Who knows what destiny has in store 1343 01:39:37,416 --> 01:39:42,291 I have everything and yet nothing 1344 01:39:43,125 --> 01:39:47,833 Living life like this Is like not living at all 1345 01:40:12,125 --> 01:40:14,500 Who's that? Who's there? 1346 01:40:15,625 --> 01:40:17,833 Thieves? 1347 01:40:17,916 --> 01:40:19,541 It's me, Dad. 1348 01:40:20,541 --> 01:40:21,458 What happened? 1349 01:40:21,750 --> 01:40:22,583 Are you happy? 1350 01:40:22,958 --> 01:40:23,958 Happy? 1351 01:40:25,291 --> 01:40:27,333 Why? Do we have to be happy right now? 1352 01:40:28,208 --> 01:40:32,375 As in, if you've got some good news, then we'll get happy. 1353 01:40:32,666 --> 01:40:36,791 No, do you remember the last time you were happy? 1354 01:40:40,416 --> 01:40:44,208 Hey, when was Khemkar's birthday? 1355 01:40:44,416 --> 01:40:47,708 He got some new kind of cake, chocolate bomb. 1356 01:40:47,791 --> 01:40:52,083 On my next birthday, please don't get that boring pineapple cream... 1357 01:40:56,666 --> 01:41:01,375 I have everything and yet nothing 1358 01:41:02,250 --> 01:41:07,750 Living life like this Is like not living at all 1359 01:41:41,208 --> 01:41:43,583 What's the matter? 1360 01:41:55,791 --> 01:41:56,833 Amit! 1361 01:42:10,250 --> 01:42:12,375 Amit? Amit! 1362 01:42:28,291 --> 01:42:29,291 Amit? 1363 01:42:36,333 --> 01:42:37,708 I think we need to talk. 1364 01:42:40,250 --> 01:42:41,708 What has happened to you? 1365 01:42:43,125 --> 01:42:44,291 Talk to us. 1366 01:42:47,666 --> 01:42:49,500 -We're here for you. -Amu! 1367 01:42:49,583 --> 01:42:50,791 Are you ready? 1368 01:42:51,750 --> 01:42:54,750 What is this? The same old rotting, torn boxers? 1369 01:42:54,833 --> 01:42:55,958 Why aren't you ready? 1370 01:42:56,416 --> 01:42:58,375 Shishika and her parents are waiting outside. 1371 01:42:58,458 --> 01:43:00,791 Wear your sherwani quickly. 1372 01:43:00,875 --> 01:43:03,625 The auspicious time is running out. Why aren't you getting ready? 1373 01:43:04,458 --> 01:43:06,166 Why are you sulking in here? 1374 01:43:06,583 --> 01:43:08,958 You'll get a job. Trust me! I love you! 1375 01:43:09,041 --> 01:43:10,833 Come on! Help me! Help me! Come on. 1376 01:43:10,916 --> 01:43:11,875 There's lots of work! 1377 01:43:22,333 --> 01:43:24,125 Hot samosas! 1378 01:43:26,625 --> 01:43:28,208 -Some chutney for you? -Yes! 1379 01:43:35,458 --> 01:43:36,833 The boy is here. 1380 01:43:36,916 --> 01:43:40,416 He likes singing, playing the guitar... That's why... 1381 01:43:41,333 --> 01:43:42,958 -Guitar. -Yes... 1382 01:43:46,541 --> 01:43:49,083 Have you ever seen A turtle wearing shoes 1383 01:43:49,833 --> 01:43:52,250 All decked up in a suit and tie? 1384 01:43:53,041 --> 01:43:55,583 Have you? Have you? Have you? 1385 01:43:55,666 --> 01:43:58,708 Well then, look at me Look carefully at me! 1386 01:43:59,208 --> 01:44:04,958 Whatever I do Turns out upside down 1387 01:44:05,500 --> 01:44:10,416 My brains get pickled Has gotten pickled! 1388 01:44:10,583 --> 01:44:12,625 I'm just burned out! 1389 01:44:13,666 --> 01:44:15,791 Rogered from behind! 1390 01:44:17,958 --> 01:44:23,500 My love left me, on the arms of another 1391 01:44:24,166 --> 01:44:27,250 She went, she left, she ran away 1392 01:44:27,333 --> 01:44:30,250 Waving at me from a distance 1393 01:44:30,500 --> 01:44:36,041 I'm that goat that Gets slaughtered alive 1394 01:44:36,625 --> 01:44:41,458 That gets sent to the gallows And hung 1395 01:44:41,791 --> 01:44:43,666 A shovel up my behind 1396 01:44:44,875 --> 01:44:47,166 Eaten alive 1397 01:44:48,000 --> 01:44:50,291 I'm just burned out! 1398 01:44:50,750 --> 01:44:53,791 Rogered from behind! 1399 01:44:55,416 --> 01:44:58,208 What kind of a youth is this 1400 01:44:58,500 --> 01:45:01,416 Where all you face Is the daily grind 1401 01:45:02,250 --> 01:45:05,333 Am I a person or a puppet? 1402 01:45:08,291 --> 01:45:10,083 I'm just burned out! 1403 01:45:10,708 --> 01:45:13,541 Rogered from behind! 1404 01:45:15,583 --> 01:45:16,791 Grilled! 1405 01:45:17,000 --> 01:45:18,458 Smashed! 1406 01:45:18,541 --> 01:45:20,208 Bruised! 1407 01:45:20,291 --> 01:45:21,916 Beaten! 1408 01:45:22,250 --> 01:45:25,708 I'm just burned out! 1409 01:45:25,791 --> 01:45:26,625 Hey! 1410 01:45:27,166 --> 01:45:28,541 Careful. Careful. 1411 01:45:37,541 --> 01:45:38,875 Repeat. Repeat. 1412 01:45:39,375 --> 01:45:40,500 -Guitar. -Guitar. 1413 01:45:42,541 --> 01:45:45,625 Amu, what has happened to you? 1414 01:45:46,125 --> 01:45:47,666 -What's happened to me? -Yes. 1415 01:45:48,125 --> 01:45:51,875 Your whole life, all you keep hearing is... 1416 01:45:52,291 --> 01:45:55,708 Think outside the box, think outside the box, think outside the box! 1417 01:45:56,083 --> 01:45:57,083 What are you doing? 1418 01:45:57,166 --> 01:46:00,583 But if that box is stuck in a hole 20 feet deep, 1419 01:46:01,041 --> 01:46:03,500 how the hell are you going to get out? 1420 01:46:03,583 --> 01:46:04,708 It's not possible. 1421 01:46:04,791 --> 01:46:08,041 All you can do is keeping circling the box... 1422 01:46:08,125 --> 01:46:09,250 -Your whole life! -Stop. 1423 01:46:10,500 --> 01:46:11,958 Are your parents dead? 1424 01:46:12,833 --> 01:46:14,291 You couldn't come talk to us? 1425 01:46:15,750 --> 01:46:16,875 You never said 1426 01:46:16,958 --> 01:46:19,708 you didn't want to marry Shishika or anyone else for that matter. 1427 01:46:20,083 --> 01:46:21,666 So what is all this about? 1428 01:46:22,458 --> 01:46:24,375 Keeping everything locked up inside, 1429 01:46:24,958 --> 01:46:26,708 and then exploding like a bomb one day. 1430 01:46:27,000 --> 01:46:27,916 And that's what it is. 1431 01:46:28,583 --> 01:46:31,583 Very good, Amu! Ten out of ten. 1432 01:46:32,250 --> 01:46:35,000 Son, if you don't want to work in IT, don't. 1433 01:46:35,541 --> 01:46:37,625 If you don't want to marry, don't. 1434 01:46:38,750 --> 01:46:41,916 You don't know this new generation. 1435 01:46:42,750 --> 01:46:46,000 Everything is so complicated for them. 1436 01:46:46,708 --> 01:46:51,958 Everything leads to depression and stress for them, right? 1437 01:46:55,625 --> 01:46:59,625 Son, listen, life isn't that complicated. 1438 01:47:00,458 --> 01:47:01,583 It's very simple. 1439 01:47:04,166 --> 01:47:06,208 Yeah, mom, I get it. I get it. 1440 01:47:08,791 --> 01:47:09,875 Damn it! 1441 01:47:24,250 --> 01:47:27,250 She looks so pretty. She's so sweet. 1442 01:47:46,750 --> 01:47:48,875 Just keep this in mind, okay. 1443 01:47:49,291 --> 01:47:52,083 If I do anything like this ever... Just remember that, okay? 1444 01:47:52,916 --> 01:47:54,500 My kinky minx! 1445 01:47:54,875 --> 01:47:57,083 Don't you ever let me lose the plot like that. 1446 01:47:57,166 --> 01:47:58,166 Never! 1447 01:48:02,458 --> 01:48:03,625 Just so you remember. 1448 01:48:15,875 --> 01:48:18,500 -I knew it. -Hi. 1449 01:48:20,541 --> 01:48:21,500 What? 1450 01:48:21,625 --> 01:48:24,458 That you would do something ridiculous. That's why I picked you. 1451 01:48:30,125 --> 01:48:31,916 Marriage is such a waste of time. 1452 01:48:32,375 --> 01:48:35,041 Now my parents will finally leave me alone. 1453 01:48:41,208 --> 01:48:42,250 Smart! 1454 01:48:44,500 --> 01:48:48,916 If you ever want to decorate a dance floor, call me. 1455 01:48:54,125 --> 01:48:55,291 Bye! 1456 01:49:06,041 --> 01:49:07,541 Samara, Samara, Samara! Look at this! 1457 01:49:07,625 --> 01:49:11,166 That Dance Wars of yours. Some finalist, Imran, broke his leg. 1458 01:49:11,250 --> 01:49:13,500 He's fractured his leg. Basically, he's out. 1459 01:49:13,833 --> 01:49:17,166 They're going to pick a wild card entry from the previous rounds for the finale. 1460 01:49:18,250 --> 01:49:19,291 Good for them. 1461 01:49:20,833 --> 01:49:24,250 Samara, at least show some excitement. 1462 01:49:25,458 --> 01:49:26,583 Whatever. 1463 01:49:29,541 --> 01:49:31,083 Fine. Like I care. 1464 01:49:44,208 --> 01:49:46,250 -Hey! -What? 1465 01:49:50,000 --> 01:49:51,500 Got a gift for you. 1466 01:49:52,166 --> 01:49:53,625 It's a song. You'll love it. 1467 01:49:55,833 --> 01:49:57,791 We want to make a music video for Tiny Drops. 1468 01:49:58,375 --> 01:50:00,291 Our coach has gotten a sponsor. 1469 01:50:01,208 --> 01:50:02,500 You want to choreograph it? 1470 01:50:03,666 --> 01:50:07,208 -Me? -Yeah! You'll do a great job. 1471 01:50:08,541 --> 01:50:10,541 Really? You're not lying? 1472 01:50:11,000 --> 01:50:13,333 Hey, someone's Hindi skills have improved. 1473 01:50:17,583 --> 01:50:18,791 So, shall we do it? 1474 01:50:20,166 --> 01:50:21,375 That's more like it. 1475 01:50:32,708 --> 01:50:35,875 Like bubbles floating in the air 1476 01:50:37,916 --> 01:50:41,000 Like sunshine in the winter gloom 1477 01:50:43,000 --> 01:50:46,500 Like all the seasons in one 1478 01:50:48,166 --> 01:50:51,666 Never had this feeling before 1479 01:50:58,541 --> 01:51:01,708 That's as sharp as a razor blade 1480 01:51:03,666 --> 01:51:07,125 Makes you take pride In one's own stupidity 1481 01:51:08,708 --> 01:51:12,291 Everyone knows the feeling 1482 01:51:13,875 --> 01:51:17,458 But the reason remains hidden 1483 01:51:18,750 --> 01:51:22,500 That's the secret I'm talking about 1484 01:51:24,333 --> 01:51:27,458 Why does being in love feel so good? 1485 01:51:29,166 --> 01:51:32,791 Who knows the reason why 1486 01:51:34,416 --> 01:51:38,416 Has it happened for real 1487 01:51:38,500 --> 01:51:41,875 -Or is it just wishful thinking? -Love doesn't listen to reason 1488 01:51:41,958 --> 01:51:45,041 -It spins a web and traps you in -Wishful thinking 1489 01:51:45,583 --> 01:51:47,125 Knowingly you get tricked 1490 01:51:47,208 --> 01:51:49,916 -Into falling in it's trap -Wishful thinking 1491 01:51:50,000 --> 01:51:52,291 Love doesn't listen to reason 1492 01:51:52,375 --> 01:51:54,875 -It spins a web and traps you in -Wishful thinking 1493 01:51:54,958 --> 01:51:57,333 Knowingly you get tricked. 1494 01:51:57,416 --> 01:51:59,708 Into falling in it's trap 1495 01:52:06,041 --> 01:52:07,208 Radhika? 1496 01:52:08,375 --> 01:52:10,375 Song? Which song? 1497 01:52:10,458 --> 01:52:14,708 The adrenaline is running high 1498 01:52:15,541 --> 01:52:19,875 Love makes you feel invincible... 1499 01:52:20,708 --> 01:52:23,291 Seventeen million hits in four days! 1500 01:52:25,250 --> 01:52:27,000 But how did they get my song? 1501 01:52:27,833 --> 01:52:30,333 I'm going to sue them. I'm going to sue them. 1502 01:52:30,416 --> 01:52:33,208 Okay, one second. They've given you credit. 1503 01:52:33,291 --> 01:52:37,000 So? It's my song, okay? They stole it. 1504 01:52:37,625 --> 01:52:39,291 I won't let them get away with it. 1505 01:52:41,416 --> 01:52:45,166 Who knows the reason why 1506 01:52:46,500 --> 01:52:49,958 Has it happened for real 1507 01:52:51,666 --> 01:52:54,083 Love doesn't listen to reason 1508 01:52:54,375 --> 01:52:56,833 It spins a web and traps you in 1509 01:52:56,916 --> 01:52:59,291 Knowingly you get tricked 1510 01:52:59,958 --> 01:53:01,166 Seventeen million hits! 1511 01:53:01,625 --> 01:53:03,166 How could we take anyone else? 1512 01:53:03,250 --> 01:53:06,583 You deserve to be our wild card entry. Our TRPs will skyrocket. 1513 01:53:06,958 --> 01:53:08,250 You're a sure shot winner. 1514 01:53:10,916 --> 01:53:13,333 One million rupees will be yours in a week. 1515 01:53:15,333 --> 01:53:16,875 Samara, you're listening, right? 1516 01:53:17,833 --> 01:53:18,875 Samara? 1517 01:53:21,708 --> 01:53:22,958 Wishful thinking 1518 01:53:23,041 --> 01:53:25,125 Love doesn't listen to reason 1519 01:53:25,208 --> 01:53:27,833 -It spins a web and traps you in -Wishful thinking 1520 01:53:27,916 --> 01:53:30,375 Knowingly you get tricked 1521 01:53:30,458 --> 01:53:33,666 -Into falling in it's trap -Wishful thinking 1522 01:53:39,416 --> 01:53:41,208 I can't believe you sang this song. 1523 01:53:42,375 --> 01:53:43,333 It's really amazing. 1524 01:53:44,250 --> 01:53:45,125 Thanks. 1525 01:53:46,416 --> 01:53:47,958 So this song will play at the finale. 1526 01:53:48,041 --> 01:53:50,916 We'll announce the winner, the celebrations will begin, 1527 01:53:51,000 --> 01:53:53,416 and your song will play, leading out the show. 1528 01:53:53,791 --> 01:53:55,791 Leading out the show? Really! 1529 01:53:58,666 --> 01:54:02,000 Wow! I don't know what to say. Thanks. 1530 01:54:09,041 --> 01:54:10,125 I was missing you. 1531 01:54:11,000 --> 01:54:13,250 -You're not supposed to be here. -I know. 1532 01:54:13,833 --> 01:54:16,958 Nobody saw me. I was missing you. 1533 01:54:32,416 --> 01:54:34,000 Amit, I... 1534 01:54:38,708 --> 01:54:39,708 I was wrong. 1535 01:54:42,250 --> 01:54:43,291 I was so wrong. 1536 01:54:43,958 --> 01:54:45,416 Will you ever be able to forgive me? 1537 01:54:46,875 --> 01:54:48,500 I made a huge mistake, Amit. 1538 01:54:51,333 --> 01:54:53,458 I love you. I need you. 1539 01:54:55,625 --> 01:54:56,625 Please take me back. 1540 01:54:57,625 --> 01:54:59,416 Please, please, please take me back. 1541 01:55:00,708 --> 01:55:03,000 Radhika, I... You know I-- 1542 01:55:03,083 --> 01:55:06,625 Amit, it's okay. You can take your time. 1543 01:55:07,500 --> 01:55:11,083 I don't need your answer right now, but just remember that I love you. 1544 01:55:19,458 --> 01:55:20,416 Wow! 1545 01:55:24,750 --> 01:55:26,833 -This would be a mistake. -What? 1546 01:55:27,458 --> 01:55:28,541 -This-- -No... 1547 01:55:30,250 --> 01:55:32,166 The mistake was what we did, Amit. 1548 01:55:32,250 --> 01:55:33,416 We shouldn't have broken up. 1549 01:55:33,708 --> 01:55:38,458 Whatever you and I did back then, that's in the past. 1550 01:55:39,125 --> 01:55:40,750 It doesn't really matter now. 1551 01:55:42,083 --> 01:55:43,541 We'll never talk about that. 1552 01:55:45,125 --> 01:55:46,000 Blank page. 1553 01:55:46,250 --> 01:55:47,666 We start from the beginning, okay? 1554 01:55:51,250 --> 01:55:52,833 -Radhika, what I meant was-- -Amit! 1555 01:55:52,916 --> 01:55:54,583 -I don't love-- -Amit, no! 1556 01:55:56,500 --> 01:55:58,166 It's like you're at home... 1557 01:55:58,583 --> 01:56:00,625 And you feel the world is beckoning you... 1558 01:56:01,000 --> 01:56:02,208 You wanna go out. 1559 01:56:03,458 --> 01:56:06,541 So you leave everything and go traveling to find yourself. 1560 01:56:08,625 --> 01:56:10,916 But then you realize that home is home. 1561 01:56:12,916 --> 01:56:14,125 You're my home, Amit. 1562 01:56:14,708 --> 01:56:16,083 I had to come back to you. 1563 01:56:22,583 --> 01:56:23,583 That is... 1564 01:56:25,333 --> 01:56:26,208 That's very sweet. 1565 01:56:28,625 --> 01:56:32,541 But, Radhika, now I want to travel the world. 1566 01:56:33,083 --> 01:56:34,583 -But... -No, Radhika. 1567 01:56:37,208 --> 01:56:38,750 This time it's well and truly over. 1568 01:56:41,583 --> 01:56:47,083 But I'll still compose that song for your show, if you still want it. 1569 01:57:00,333 --> 01:57:01,583 I don't have any choice. 1570 01:57:05,208 --> 01:57:06,458 My bosses really want it. 1571 01:57:17,458 --> 01:57:20,500 And by the way, that song... 1572 01:57:21,708 --> 01:57:23,458 that you're so in love with today, 1573 01:57:24,541 --> 01:57:28,916 Eight years ago I sang it at the YR College fest, for you. 1574 01:57:32,083 --> 01:57:33,583 And you don't even remember it. 1575 01:57:42,541 --> 01:57:44,500 So, are you ready for some good news? 1576 01:57:45,750 --> 01:57:46,583 Yeah. 1577 01:57:47,375 --> 01:57:49,250 You're looking at the new director 1578 01:57:49,333 --> 01:57:51,750 of the Amsterdam Repertory Dance company! 1579 01:57:51,833 --> 01:57:56,041 Oh, my gosh! Congratulations! That's amazing! 1580 01:57:57,791 --> 01:57:59,125 -So, shall we go? -Where? 1581 01:57:59,791 --> 01:58:01,041 Amsterdam. Where else? 1582 01:58:01,958 --> 01:58:04,000 I'll visit, for sure I'll visit. 1583 01:58:04,833 --> 01:58:07,666 Not to visit. To live. You and I. 1584 01:58:09,416 --> 01:58:10,500 Why are you laughing? 1585 01:58:12,041 --> 01:58:13,916 Jonathan, how can I go? 1586 01:58:14,875 --> 01:58:15,875 Come on, Samara! 1587 01:58:15,958 --> 01:58:18,875 You win the dance competition, you can start your dance company there. 1588 01:58:18,958 --> 01:58:20,208 It's going to be exciting. 1589 01:58:20,291 --> 01:58:23,750 World class dance, great music, cafés. 1590 01:58:23,833 --> 01:58:26,416 I can almost see it. You and me in Amsterdam. 1591 01:58:26,500 --> 01:58:27,625 So romantic. 1592 01:58:28,750 --> 01:58:31,083 No, I can't go. 1593 01:58:32,291 --> 01:58:33,500 My life is here. 1594 01:58:34,291 --> 01:58:36,958 Samara, how long will you keep making excuses? 1595 01:58:37,750 --> 01:58:38,875 Excuses? 1596 01:58:39,250 --> 01:58:41,541 You know, you have to sort out your own life. 1597 01:58:41,791 --> 01:58:44,833 Fine, agreed, your dad never acknowledged you, 1598 01:58:44,916 --> 01:58:46,625 and your mom has problems... 1599 01:58:46,708 --> 01:58:49,791 Till when will you keep hiding behind these excuses, 1600 01:58:49,875 --> 01:58:51,291 feeling sorry for yourself. 1601 01:58:52,000 --> 01:58:53,000 Sorry for myself? 1602 01:58:53,083 --> 01:58:55,458 Why are you getting angry? 1603 01:58:56,250 --> 01:58:57,708 You're old enough to hear the truth. 1604 01:58:59,875 --> 01:59:02,083 Samara? Come on, what happened? 1605 01:59:02,166 --> 01:59:05,125 -Get out. -Don't act crazy. 1606 01:59:05,208 --> 01:59:06,458 I'm not going anywhere, okay? 1607 01:59:06,750 --> 01:59:07,833 Fine! 1608 01:59:11,375 --> 01:59:13,250 Come on, Samara, sometimes in, sometimes out. 1609 01:59:13,333 --> 01:59:15,291 Sometimes this, sometimes that. What do you want? 1610 01:59:15,375 --> 01:59:16,541 What do you want? 1611 01:59:16,625 --> 01:59:18,833 Just leave me alone! 1612 01:59:30,375 --> 01:59:31,666 Where do you think you're going? 1613 01:59:31,750 --> 01:59:33,000 -Move. -Get back right now. 1614 01:59:33,083 --> 01:59:35,166 -Get out of my way. -Get back right now! 1615 02:00:23,708 --> 02:00:26,125 Hello? Mom? 1616 02:00:44,333 --> 02:00:45,375 Hi, baby. 1617 02:00:46,791 --> 02:00:48,875 -Mom... -What's the matter? 1618 02:00:52,500 --> 02:00:53,958 Enough... Enough... 1619 02:00:56,625 --> 02:00:57,916 I'm sorry. 1620 02:01:00,375 --> 02:01:01,666 Doesn't matter. 1621 02:01:03,416 --> 02:01:06,416 Cry, cry... Get it all out. 1622 02:01:08,416 --> 02:01:09,291 Mom? 1623 02:01:11,000 --> 02:01:13,000 Did it hurt a lot when he ended it? 1624 02:01:15,833 --> 02:01:19,000 It would have, but you were there for me. 1625 02:01:20,500 --> 02:01:21,875 It made everything okay. 1626 02:01:27,875 --> 02:01:29,291 Baby? 1627 02:01:30,958 --> 02:01:32,708 I really want to stop drinking. 1628 02:01:34,833 --> 02:01:37,125 I've been trying for the last month, but... 1629 02:01:38,000 --> 02:01:39,166 I tried so much. 1630 02:01:41,666 --> 02:01:43,166 We're going to do it together. 1631 02:01:44,333 --> 02:01:45,708 You and I, we're a team. 1632 02:01:47,250 --> 02:01:48,166 Yes. 1633 02:01:49,500 --> 02:01:50,791 Yes, we're a team. 1634 02:01:55,791 --> 02:01:58,041 Forever and ever and always. 1635 02:02:00,833 --> 02:02:01,833 Forever. 1636 02:02:17,083 --> 02:02:24,000 Together, the pieces Form a pretty picture... 1637 02:02:25,208 --> 02:02:31,000 But each piece itself Is a beautiful composition 1638 02:02:33,333 --> 02:02:35,791 But each piece itself... 1639 02:02:35,875 --> 02:02:37,416 Samara, come in. 1640 02:02:41,250 --> 02:02:42,416 What song is this? 1641 02:02:42,500 --> 02:02:44,000 This song is for the finale. 1642 02:02:44,458 --> 02:02:49,291 It will play after the winner is announced, but I don't think it's right. 1643 02:02:51,125 --> 02:02:54,416 Sounds good to me. We can use it somewhere. 1644 02:02:55,333 --> 02:02:57,333 Time and money has been spent. It wasn't for free. 1645 02:02:59,083 --> 02:03:00,250 What's wrong with it? 1646 02:03:01,833 --> 02:03:04,916 So then, may I use it? 1647 02:03:07,541 --> 02:03:11,625 Ladies and gentlemen, patrons and connoisseurs... 1648 02:03:12,166 --> 02:03:13,500 Hold on to your seats... 1649 02:03:13,875 --> 02:03:16,750 In just a few minutes we'll witness the grand finale competition 1650 02:03:16,833 --> 02:03:23,541 between Samara and Kusum, and today itself, on this very stage, 1651 02:03:23,625 --> 02:03:26,666 the new Dance Wars Champion will be crowned. 1652 02:03:27,416 --> 02:03:32,291 So, are you ready? 1653 02:03:33,208 --> 02:03:34,666 No, no. I can't hear you guys. 1654 02:03:34,750 --> 02:03:39,875 Let's try this one more time. Are you ready? 1655 02:03:41,833 --> 02:03:43,791 That's what I'm talking about! 1656 02:03:50,166 --> 02:03:52,458 Samara, someone is here to see you. 1657 02:03:52,750 --> 02:03:54,000 Mr. Ramesh Mahtani. 1658 02:03:54,625 --> 02:03:56,791 Apparently he watches our show and you're his favorite. 1659 02:03:57,750 --> 02:03:58,583 Just a second. 1660 02:03:59,333 --> 02:04:01,375 Sir... Here. Go. 1661 02:04:01,958 --> 02:04:03,250 -Thank you. -Please come in. 1662 02:04:04,416 --> 02:04:05,833 -Samara... Two minutes. -Okay. 1663 02:04:07,333 --> 02:04:10,416 -Hi! -You look beautiful. 1664 02:04:11,708 --> 02:04:15,500 Ready to, how do young people put it nowadays, rock the stage? 1665 02:04:16,375 --> 02:04:18,041 Yeah, I'm ready to rock the stage. 1666 02:04:18,541 --> 02:04:21,166 Good, well I just came to wish you luck, 1667 02:04:21,708 --> 02:04:23,833 and to offer you an incentive. 1668 02:04:25,166 --> 02:04:31,083 If you win, the prize money, I'll match it. 1669 02:04:31,666 --> 02:04:33,875 That's another one million rupees for your dance school. 1670 02:04:34,166 --> 02:04:35,250 Do we have a deal? 1671 02:04:38,666 --> 02:04:39,875 I won't leave mum. 1672 02:04:41,458 --> 02:04:43,958 Samara, Kalpana and I... 1673 02:04:44,416 --> 02:04:46,458 Look, you weren't fair to her. 1674 02:04:47,333 --> 02:04:50,250 Mum loved you and you took advantage of that. 1675 02:04:50,958 --> 02:04:52,541 You should have let her go. 1676 02:04:53,416 --> 02:04:56,708 You ruined her chance at happiness. You ruined her life. 1677 02:04:59,208 --> 02:05:00,500 It's too late now. 1678 02:05:01,291 --> 02:05:03,250 I don't believe in fairy tales anymore. 1679 02:05:04,458 --> 02:05:06,416 Real life is so much better. 1680 02:05:23,208 --> 02:05:25,458 Ladies and gentlemen, 1681 02:05:26,083 --> 02:05:31,125 it's time for our second finalist, Samara Patel! 1682 02:05:46,000 --> 02:05:49,750 Together, the pieces 1683 02:05:50,125 --> 02:05:53,458 Form a pretty picture... 1684 02:05:53,541 --> 02:05:54,416 It's that girl. 1685 02:05:54,500 --> 02:06:00,416 But each piece itself Is a beautiful composition 1686 02:06:02,291 --> 02:06:09,166 One might even say... One could even say... 1687 02:06:10,333 --> 02:06:16,791 It maybe jeweled and disguised But it's still a chain that binds 1688 02:06:18,833 --> 02:06:25,625 Life is a gamble Who would have believed it... 1689 02:06:27,166 --> 02:06:34,125 But the game had better not take over 1690 02:06:35,000 --> 02:06:38,541 The journey is long... 1691 02:06:39,000 --> 02:06:42,541 And there is only invocation That escapes the lips... 1692 02:06:43,291 --> 02:06:49,666 That this lost soul Doesn't take a wrong turn 1693 02:06:50,583 --> 02:06:57,458 God forbid, God forbid... 1694 02:06:58,666 --> 02:07:05,500 God have mercy, God forbid 1695 02:07:50,916 --> 02:07:52,166 You rock, Samara! 1696 02:07:52,500 --> 02:07:53,666 Love you, Samara! 1697 02:08:05,666 --> 02:08:12,625 God forbid, God forbid... 1698 02:08:13,750 --> 02:08:18,875 God have mercy, God forbid 1699 02:08:18,958 --> 02:08:20,875 -There she is! -Come on, slowpoke! 1700 02:08:21,791 --> 02:08:24,083 And the moment we've all been waiting for... 1701 02:08:24,583 --> 02:08:29,791 The winner of the Dance Wars Championship is... 1702 02:08:30,875 --> 02:08:34,375 Samara has disappeared. Announce Kusum as the winner. 1703 02:08:36,375 --> 02:08:39,000 Kusum Kanwar! 1704 02:08:49,500 --> 02:08:52,125 We didn't even rig it this time and still it's the wrong result? 1705 02:08:53,041 --> 02:08:57,541 -Shit is all around us. -Shut up! That's getting boring now. 1706 02:09:17,416 --> 02:09:21,208 Such good music. I would've danced on the table if I had my way. 1707 02:09:21,291 --> 02:09:22,541 Mihir is the one who brought me down. 1708 02:09:22,625 --> 02:09:24,208 She's very embarrassing. 1709 02:09:24,291 --> 02:09:25,125 What happened? 1710 02:09:26,000 --> 02:09:27,958 Toilet. You go ahead. I'll catch up. 1711 02:09:28,500 --> 02:09:29,750 -Hey, Amit? -Yeah? 1712 02:09:29,833 --> 02:09:32,375 -Gotta take a dump again? -Push hard! 1713 02:09:57,375 --> 02:10:00,083 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Are you okay? 1714 02:10:00,791 --> 02:10:01,708 Are you all right? 1715 02:10:02,250 --> 02:10:04,625 -Samara Patel? -Yeah? 1716 02:10:05,166 --> 02:10:08,958 It's me, Amit Sharma. You just danced to my song. 1717 02:10:10,416 --> 02:10:12,166 -Oh, my God, right! -Yeah? 1718 02:10:12,500 --> 02:10:16,208 That is such a gorgeous song. Thank you so much, I mean, I... 1719 02:10:16,958 --> 02:10:19,875 Blood... Keep your head back. 1720 02:10:20,500 --> 02:10:21,833 It will stop the blood flow. 1721 02:10:22,333 --> 02:10:23,416 Maybe I should go in. 1722 02:10:23,500 --> 02:10:26,291 No. Somebody just... You can smell it till here. 1723 02:10:26,375 --> 02:10:28,000 You do not want to go in there. Trust me. 1724 02:10:28,083 --> 02:10:29,583 -Okay. -Look... 1725 02:10:29,666 --> 02:10:30,750 Why don't we go to the bar? 1726 02:10:30,833 --> 02:10:34,000 They'll have napkins there and I owe you a drink. 1727 02:10:35,333 --> 02:10:36,458 Keep your head back. 1728 02:10:39,000 --> 02:10:40,833 By the way, I thought you deserved to win. 1729 02:10:40,916 --> 02:10:42,000 Can I have some of this? 1730 02:10:42,083 --> 02:10:43,083 But I did. 1731 02:10:43,625 --> 02:10:45,791 I had enough toilet paper to clean that shit up. 1732 02:10:46,208 --> 02:10:47,750 What? As opposed to throwing it back? 1733 02:10:47,833 --> 02:10:49,708 Wait. What? 1734 02:10:49,791 --> 02:10:52,000 -What did you say? -Amit? What did you do? 1735 02:10:52,583 --> 02:10:53,583 What happened to him? 1736 02:10:53,666 --> 02:10:55,000 Samara, what have you done? 1737 02:10:56,125 --> 02:10:57,625 She's always been capable of this. 1738 02:11:00,458 --> 02:11:03,250 -This is Amit. This is my mom. -Hi! 1739 02:11:03,333 --> 02:11:06,125 -This is Shaila and Bunty. -Hi, Anika. 127238