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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,877 --> 00:00:10,488 [ Vehicle approaching ] 2 00:00:18,844 --> 00:00:20,672 [ Gear shifts ] 3 00:00:20,716 --> 00:00:23,675 [ Engine shuts off, car door opens ] 4 00:00:24,198 --> 00:00:25,808 [ Car door closes ] 5 00:00:25,851 --> 00:00:28,289 [ Flashlight clicks ] 6 00:00:28,332 --> 00:00:30,160 Morning, Bugsy. 7 00:00:30,204 --> 00:00:32,249 Morning, Joe. 8 00:00:32,293 --> 00:00:34,643 Thanks for letting me tag along. 9 00:00:34,686 --> 00:00:37,863 Thanks for being out here early in the morning. 10 00:00:37,907 --> 00:00:39,604 [ Car chirps ] 11 00:00:40,736 --> 00:00:43,565 What number sunrise will this be for you? 12 00:00:43,608 --> 00:00:48,265 This is consecutive sunrise 855. 13 00:00:48,309 --> 00:00:49,527 Wow. 14 00:00:49,571 --> 00:00:51,964 Joe: On New Year's Day a few years back, 15 00:00:52,008 --> 00:00:55,664 Bugsy decided to start photographing every sunrise. 16 00:00:55,707 --> 00:00:59,059 I thought it'd be nice to join him until this morning, 17 00:00:59,102 --> 00:01:01,365 when I had to wake up before dawn. 18 00:01:01,409 --> 00:01:03,019 He was right, though. 19 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:06,196 It was better than coffee, when the cold hits your face. 20 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:08,198 And I think it will be worth it 21 00:01:08,242 --> 00:01:11,549 to see the sun come up over the lake. 22 00:01:11,593 --> 00:01:17,555 ♪♪ 23 00:01:17,599 --> 00:01:19,514 Joe: Wow. 24 00:01:19,557 --> 00:01:22,560 ♪♪ 25 00:01:22,604 --> 00:01:24,214 Is it close? 26 00:01:24,258 --> 00:01:26,738 Just a few more minutes. 27 00:01:26,782 --> 00:01:33,702 ♪♪ 28 00:01:33,745 --> 00:01:36,400 [ Wind whistling ] 29 00:01:37,793 --> 00:01:40,578 [ Toilet flushes ] 30 00:01:41,797 --> 00:01:44,756 Sarah: You want hash? I made corned-beef hash. 31 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:46,323 Uh, maybe later. 32 00:01:46,367 --> 00:01:48,934 I went to Donker's with Bugsy. Mmm. 33 00:01:48,978 --> 00:01:51,067 Are you sure it's okay I'm borrowing your grandpa's skis? 34 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:52,938 Yeah. I'm glad you're using them. 35 00:01:52,982 --> 00:01:54,505 Thanks. 36 00:01:54,549 --> 00:01:56,290 Be safe. 37 00:01:57,813 --> 00:02:00,772 It's good to stay busy on a winter Saturday. 38 00:02:00,816 --> 00:02:03,601 Keeping moving is the best way I know 39 00:02:03,645 --> 00:02:06,865 to prevent winter from settling inside. 40 00:02:06,909 --> 00:02:08,258 [ Speaks indistinctly ] 41 00:02:08,302 --> 00:02:10,695 That's why I'm glad Sarah's going skiing. 42 00:02:10,739 --> 00:02:14,264 I've got a full day planned for myself, too. 43 00:02:16,092 --> 00:02:18,790 [ Slurps ] 44 00:02:18,834 --> 00:02:20,966 [ Knock on window ] 45 00:02:21,010 --> 00:02:24,144 Can I borrow your chain saw to build a snow fort? 46 00:02:24,187 --> 00:02:25,928 I, uh -- 47 00:02:25,971 --> 00:02:27,538 Where is your dad? 48 00:02:27,582 --> 00:02:29,627 Getting paint with Nicole. 49 00:02:29,671 --> 00:02:31,325 Oh. 50 00:02:31,368 --> 00:02:33,718 I'm sorry, Josh. 51 00:02:33,762 --> 00:02:37,940 Hope nothing happens to your garden this summer. 52 00:02:37,983 --> 00:02:40,899 Um... 53 00:02:40,943 --> 00:02:44,947 Mike and Nicole must have been inspired by Scandinavians 54 00:02:44,990 --> 00:02:48,298 and decided to paint a room or two in a brighter color 55 00:02:48,342 --> 00:02:50,082 to lighten the mood. 56 00:02:50,126 --> 00:02:53,912 Hardware stores are a great winter weekend activity. 57 00:02:53,956 --> 00:02:56,437 But there's plenty of other stuff, too -- 58 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:59,222 snowshoeing, ice fishing, 59 00:02:59,266 --> 00:03:01,485 and the Trenary Outhouse Classic, 60 00:03:01,529 --> 00:03:03,661 a downhill outhouse race. 61 00:03:03,705 --> 00:03:04,880 No kidding. 62 00:03:04,923 --> 00:03:06,664 [ Engine starts ] 63 00:03:06,708 --> 00:03:08,797 If you want to do something inside, 64 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:13,105 the Superior Dome is open for the public to walk in circles. 65 00:03:13,149 --> 00:03:15,891 I'm meeting Carole there in an hour. 66 00:03:17,327 --> 00:03:18,894 Carole: I need you to come over soon. 67 00:03:18,937 --> 00:03:22,158 The "F" button is not working on my computer. 68 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:25,379 Sure. I'll see what I can do. 69 00:03:25,422 --> 00:03:28,599 How's everybody at the beauty parlor? 70 00:03:28,643 --> 00:03:30,384 Very chatty. 71 00:03:30,427 --> 00:03:32,864 Actually, I have an appointment this afternoon. 72 00:03:32,908 --> 00:03:35,389 You should stop by and say hi to everyone. 73 00:03:35,432 --> 00:03:39,088 I'd like to, but can you say hello for me? 74 00:03:39,131 --> 00:03:41,046 I told Gene I'd stop by. 75 00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:44,659 He said he's got something he really wants to show me. 76 00:03:44,702 --> 00:03:48,228 Have you put Nana's house on the market yet? 77 00:03:49,359 --> 00:03:51,927 Our friend Brad Cam said he'd help, 78 00:03:51,970 --> 00:03:54,277 but I don't know. 79 00:03:54,321 --> 00:03:57,280 It still feels too early to let it go. 80 00:03:57,324 --> 00:03:59,717 I know, sweetie, but you have to do it. 81 00:03:59,761 --> 00:04:03,373 A house is a lot of work, and I've told you a thousand times 82 00:04:03,417 --> 00:04:05,897 about the problems of ice on my roof. 83 00:04:05,941 --> 00:04:08,857 Your grandmother wouldn't want you burdened. 84 00:04:08,900 --> 00:04:10,162 I know. 85 00:04:10,206 --> 00:04:11,555 How's the Italian coming? 86 00:04:11,599 --> 00:04:14,254 [ Echoing ] [ Speaks Italian ] 87 00:04:14,297 --> 00:04:21,348 ♪♪ 88 00:04:21,391 --> 00:04:23,828 [ Laughs ] 89 00:04:23,872 --> 00:04:26,178 All right, let's pregame this shit. 90 00:04:26,222 --> 00:04:29,530 -Before we ski? -Maybe we get to that, maybe not. 91 00:04:29,573 --> 00:04:31,749 Babe, it's cold out there. 92 00:04:31,793 --> 00:04:35,666 All: 1, 2, 3 -- gas tank! 93 00:04:37,102 --> 00:04:38,278 Mnh-mnh! 94 00:04:38,321 --> 00:04:39,409 Oh, you know what that means! 95 00:04:39,453 --> 00:04:41,368 You're the next one to get pregnant. 96 00:04:41,411 --> 00:04:42,586 [ Laughter ] 97 00:04:42,630 --> 00:04:45,676 You guys, look at my son. 98 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:48,853 Oh, my God! He looks like Elton John. 99 00:04:48,897 --> 00:04:51,116 You ladies want another pitcher? 100 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:52,422 You know it. 101 00:04:52,466 --> 00:04:55,338 You and your fine grandpa ass know it. 102 00:04:55,382 --> 00:04:56,513 I'll be back. 103 00:04:56,557 --> 00:04:59,516 [ Meows, growls playfully ] 104 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:01,953 [ Growls playfully ][ Laughter ] 105 00:05:01,997 --> 00:05:04,739 Sarah, we came here for our senior trip in high school. 106 00:05:04,782 --> 00:05:07,045 We were supposed to go to D.C., but there was a change of plans 107 00:05:07,089 --> 00:05:08,960 because of the D.C. sniper. -Right. 108 00:05:09,004 --> 00:05:11,093 -Geez. -Mm! 109 00:05:11,136 --> 00:05:13,443 Guess who came into the bar during my shift last night? 110 00:05:13,487 --> 00:05:14,966 -The feds. -No! 111 00:05:15,010 --> 00:05:16,272 Kim Dotcom. 112 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:17,708 No. 113 00:05:17,752 --> 00:05:20,232 Okay. A certain political figure 114 00:05:20,276 --> 00:05:23,497 whose family has a local art gallery named after them. 115 00:05:23,540 --> 00:05:25,629 No way. That's amazing! 116 00:05:25,673 --> 00:05:28,458 Woman: So happy for you, Deb. 117 00:05:28,502 --> 00:05:30,112 What was she like? Did you get a selfie? 118 00:05:30,155 --> 00:05:33,724 I didn't get a selfie, but she did order a red wine, 119 00:05:33,768 --> 00:05:35,160 and I thought that was really cool. 120 00:05:35,204 --> 00:05:37,206 Oh! 121 00:05:37,249 --> 00:05:39,730 What? 122 00:05:39,774 --> 00:05:42,124 Uh, s-she -- she sucks. 123 00:05:42,167 --> 00:05:43,473 Whoa! 124 00:05:43,517 --> 00:05:45,388 I'm a public schoolteacher, 125 00:05:45,432 --> 00:05:47,564 and she's trying to gut the public schools. 126 00:05:47,608 --> 00:05:49,479 Don't take it personally. 127 00:05:49,523 --> 00:05:51,351 I take it personally every time she says 128 00:05:51,394 --> 00:05:52,656 "failing government schools." 129 00:05:52,700 --> 00:05:54,832 Me and the other teachers bust our asses. 130 00:05:54,876 --> 00:05:56,617 -Sarah. -She's trying to stop 131 00:05:56,660 --> 00:05:58,488 funding the Special Olympics. 132 00:05:58,532 --> 00:06:00,925 -Okay, that can't be true. -Look it up. 133 00:06:00,969 --> 00:06:03,667 -What about vouchers? -Yeah, choice. 134 00:06:03,711 --> 00:06:05,452 She's a billionaire with 10 boats 135 00:06:05,495 --> 00:06:07,192 trying to destroy my union. 136 00:06:07,236 --> 00:06:08,846 I choose not to like her. 137 00:06:08,890 --> 00:06:10,848 Listen, there's not a lot of systems I like, 138 00:06:10,892 --> 00:06:12,372 but if we're going to just, you know, 139 00:06:12,415 --> 00:06:13,895 even play at a fair society, 140 00:06:13,938 --> 00:06:16,288 maybe we should try to fix the public schools, not sell them. 141 00:06:16,332 --> 00:06:18,465 Why can't you be happy for me? 142 00:06:18,508 --> 00:06:21,511 Because you're a ding-dong. A-And she's a ding-dong. 143 00:06:21,555 --> 00:06:24,122 Everyone is a shortsighted ding-dong. 144 00:06:24,166 --> 00:06:25,733 Stop. Shut up. 145 00:06:25,776 --> 00:06:28,997 It's 10:00 a.m. I didn't even want to drink this. 146 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:35,525 ♪♪ 147 00:06:35,569 --> 00:06:38,180 What the hell? 148 00:06:38,223 --> 00:06:39,877 [ Door closes ] 149 00:06:39,921 --> 00:06:43,098 Wow, she really popped off like a whistle. 150 00:06:43,141 --> 00:06:46,580 ♪♪ 151 00:06:46,623 --> 00:06:48,669 [ Door opens ] 152 00:06:51,019 --> 00:06:52,237 Joe! 153 00:06:52,281 --> 00:06:53,804 You forgot to shovel, Gene. 154 00:06:53,848 --> 00:06:56,590 Come inside. Big things are afoot. 155 00:06:56,633 --> 00:06:58,548 I hope it's squash soup. 156 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:02,944 Cost the taxpayers more long-term. 157 00:07:02,987 --> 00:07:12,562 ♪♪ 158 00:07:12,606 --> 00:07:22,398 ♪♪ 159 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:32,190 ♪♪ 160 00:07:32,234 --> 00:07:41,199 ♪♪ 161 00:07:41,243 --> 00:07:42,897 [ Wood cracks ] 162 00:07:44,072 --> 00:07:45,552 Ugh! 163 00:07:53,168 --> 00:07:55,779 I mean, she knows how much I need a celebrity picture 164 00:07:55,823 --> 00:07:57,389 for my dating profile. 165 00:07:57,433 --> 00:07:59,000 She's lucky I didn't push her. 166 00:07:59,043 --> 00:08:01,132 Oh, very lucky. 167 00:08:01,176 --> 00:08:02,743 Yeah. 168 00:08:03,657 --> 00:08:05,920 Is that the bunker woman? 169 00:08:07,095 --> 00:08:10,141 [ Scoffs ] Geez! 170 00:08:10,185 --> 00:08:15,625 ♪♪ 171 00:08:15,669 --> 00:08:16,800 [ Gasps ] 172 00:08:16,844 --> 00:08:19,063 Oh, shit!Go! Go, go! 173 00:08:19,107 --> 00:08:20,543 God! 174 00:08:20,587 --> 00:08:22,110 Go, go, go! 175 00:08:22,153 --> 00:08:24,504 [ Door closes ] 176 00:08:24,547 --> 00:08:27,507 Sarah, we're coming! 177 00:08:27,550 --> 00:08:29,900 -Oh, my God! -Stay there! 178 00:08:29,944 --> 00:08:31,511 [ Pants ] 179 00:08:31,554 --> 00:08:33,251 I'm -- I'm fine. I just need to lay here. 180 00:08:33,295 --> 00:08:35,645 Here. It's like a [speaks indistinctly] 181 00:08:35,689 --> 00:08:37,908 Oh, thanks. 182 00:08:39,388 --> 00:08:41,042 It's good, right?Mm-hmm. 183 00:08:41,085 --> 00:08:44,001 -Man, you offer an apology! -I'm not apologizing. 184 00:08:44,045 --> 00:08:45,829 Why was she walking down the hill? 185 00:08:45,873 --> 00:08:47,831 If anything, I'm going to be the one suing you. 186 00:08:47,875 --> 00:08:50,530 So me? [ Scoffs ] Suing you! 187 00:08:50,573 --> 00:08:53,489 [ Laughing ] 188 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,099 Yes. 189 00:08:55,143 --> 00:08:58,189 -[ Laughs ] Oh! -Stay right there. 190 00:08:59,408 --> 00:09:03,107 [ Knock on door ] 191 00:09:09,331 --> 00:09:10,811 -Hi! -Oh, my gosh! 192 00:09:10,854 --> 00:09:12,682 Thank you. All good. Joe can take it from here. 193 00:09:12,726 --> 00:09:14,249 Okay. I'll call you tonight. 194 00:09:14,292 --> 00:09:15,642 Take care of my girl. 195 00:09:15,685 --> 00:09:17,382 Thanks. 196 00:09:17,426 --> 00:09:18,949 What happened? 197 00:09:18,993 --> 00:09:20,211 Snowboarder. 198 00:09:20,255 --> 00:09:21,691 Of course it was. 199 00:09:21,735 --> 00:09:25,695 They're always going "gnarly this" and "gnarly that." 200 00:09:25,739 --> 00:09:27,479 [ Groans ] 201 00:09:27,523 --> 00:09:30,221 You sure it's not broken? 202 00:09:30,265 --> 00:09:32,310 I'm sure. 203 00:09:34,748 --> 00:09:36,793 What's got you so smiley? 204 00:09:36,837 --> 00:09:39,579 Gene showed me something exciting today. 205 00:09:39,622 --> 00:09:40,710 Yes? 206 00:09:40,754 --> 00:09:42,625 He showed me his campaign video 207 00:09:42,669 --> 00:09:45,367 that he put together with his team. 208 00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:46,673 What for? 209 00:09:46,716 --> 00:09:49,763 President of the world. 210 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:52,417 [ Sighs ] 211 00:09:52,461 --> 00:09:54,245 The video was beautiful, 212 00:09:54,289 --> 00:09:56,508 his 100-year plan. 213 00:09:56,552 --> 00:09:58,380 I can't do it justice, 214 00:09:58,423 --> 00:10:01,252 but it all makes sense if you can see the video. 215 00:10:01,296 --> 00:10:04,168 C-Can you tell me one thing from it? 216 00:10:04,212 --> 00:10:08,346 His healthcare plan covers bionic eyes. 217 00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:10,218 I'm going to bed. 218 00:10:10,261 --> 00:10:12,786 You just got to see the video. 219 00:10:12,829 --> 00:10:14,657 We'll watch it when you're sober. 220 00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:17,965 Well, that is not tonight. 221 00:10:22,012 --> 00:10:25,015 Do you have any Irish cream for this? 222 00:10:25,059 --> 00:10:26,626 Yeah. 223 00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:28,366 Say "when." 224 00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:34,459 ♪♪ 225 00:10:34,503 --> 00:10:40,596 ♪♪ 226 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,946 Is that it?[ Camera shutter clicks ] 227 00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:44,600 Yep. 228 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:53,304 ♪♪ 229 00:10:53,348 --> 00:11:02,139 ♪♪ 230 00:11:02,189 --> 00:11:06,739 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 15373

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