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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,207 --> 00:00:13,207 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:00:15,086 --> 00:00:18,723 ELIZABETH (ON TV): What is it about dogs that brings us so much joy? 3 00:00:19,992 --> 00:00:22,558 Is it the quiet companionship 4 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:25,429 or the scientifically-proven health benefits? 5 00:00:26,198 --> 00:00:27,396 Or maybe it's because dogs are 6 00:00:27,398 --> 00:00:28,564 the most adorable creatures 7 00:00:28,566 --> 00:00:30,167 to ever roam the planet. 8 00:00:30,169 --> 00:00:32,169 Whatever it is, 9 00:00:32,171 --> 00:00:33,672 dogs mean the world to us. 10 00:00:34,473 --> 00:00:36,472 Perhapsyou're a dog owner like me. 11 00:00:36,474 --> 00:00:37,940 - Hi, Sam. - (SAM BARKS) 12 00:00:37,942 --> 00:00:40,277 My boyfriend and I rescued him five years ago, 13 00:00:40,279 --> 00:00:43,246 and it's the best thing we've ever done. 14 00:00:43,248 --> 00:00:45,481 So if you love your dog as much as I do, 15 00:00:45,483 --> 00:00:47,349 then you're probably wondering, 16 00:00:47,351 --> 00:00:49,518 "What is my dog thinking?" 17 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:52,321 Joining us today is professional dog therapist, 18 00:00:52,323 --> 00:00:54,057 Danielle Thornhill. 19 00:00:54,059 --> 00:00:55,491 It's Danielle. 20 00:00:55,493 --> 00:00:57,561 - (LAUGHTER IN BACKGROUND) - Danielle Thornh... 21 00:00:57,563 --> 00:00:59,095 - Danielle. - (AUDIENCE MEMBER COUGHS) 22 00:00:59,097 --> 00:01:00,565 Da-nieal. 23 00:01:01,399 --> 00:01:03,032 - That's fine. - (SAM BARKS) 24 00:01:03,034 --> 00:01:04,301 ELIZABETH: So tell us, 25 00:01:04,303 --> 00:01:06,669 why do dogs need a therapist? 26 00:01:06,671 --> 00:01:08,171 DANIELLE: A lot of people don't know this, 27 00:01:08,173 --> 00:01:11,842 but 35 percent of all dogs experience self-loathing. 28 00:01:11,844 --> 00:01:15,477 And what do you do to help a dog overcome self-loathing? 29 00:01:15,479 --> 00:01:19,149 I would tell you, but then I'd have to charge you. 30 00:01:19,151 --> 00:01:20,317 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 31 00:01:20,319 --> 00:01:22,419 (CHUCKLES) I wish we had more time. 32 00:01:22,421 --> 00:01:23,787 Oh, I could grab a cup of cof... 33 00:01:23,789 --> 00:01:25,688 So if your dog is experiencing self-loathing 34 00:01:25,690 --> 00:01:27,857 - or any other sort of emotional crisis, -(SAM BARKS) 35 00:01:27,859 --> 00:01:29,925 contact Danielle Thornhill today. 36 00:01:29,927 --> 00:01:31,194 It's Danielle. 37 00:01:31,196 --> 00:01:33,529 The summer is finally here. 38 00:01:33,531 --> 00:01:34,830 Next week, we'll be kicking off 39 00:01:34,832 --> 00:01:37,499 our "Summer Of Fun" interview series. 40 00:01:37,501 --> 00:01:41,838 We'll be joined by former NFL star Jimmy Johnston. 41 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:43,340 So keep cool, LA. 42 00:01:43,342 --> 00:01:44,975 And I'll see you bright and early. 43 00:01:44,977 --> 00:01:46,011 Thank you for joining us. 44 00:01:47,479 --> 00:01:48,911 Good job, Ingus. 45 00:01:48,913 --> 00:01:50,179 Oh, thanks. 46 00:01:50,181 --> 00:01:51,680 - Okay. - MAN: Catch you Monday. 47 00:01:51,682 --> 00:01:53,649 ♪ Silver buttons all down her back ♪ 48 00:01:53,651 --> 00:01:55,551 WOMAN: Enjoy your weekend! 49 00:01:55,553 --> 00:01:58,922 ♪ High hose tippy toes 50 00:01:58,924 --> 00:02:01,557 ♪ She broke the needle and she can't sew ♪ 51 00:02:01,559 --> 00:02:03,494 - MAN: Hi, Miss Daniels. - Hi, how have you been? 52 00:02:05,230 --> 00:02:07,529 ♪ I'm just walking the dog 53 00:02:07,531 --> 00:02:10,033 You are a cutie, buddy. 54 00:02:10,035 --> 00:02:12,334 ♪ If you don't know how to do it ♪ 55 00:02:12,336 --> 00:02:15,506 ♪ I'll show you how to walk the dog ♪ 56 00:02:18,377 --> 00:02:20,176 ♪ I asked her mother... 57 00:02:20,178 --> 00:02:21,512 (GROWLS) 58 00:02:22,381 --> 00:02:24,850 ♪ She did ever jumped the fence ♪ 59 00:02:25,984 --> 00:02:29,618 ♪ I jumped so high touched the skies ♪ 60 00:02:29,620 --> 00:02:32,555 ♪ Didn't get back 'til a quarter to five ♪ 61 00:02:32,557 --> 00:02:33,926 TARA: Thank you. 62 00:02:35,093 --> 00:02:37,159 Okay, your drink will be right over there at the counter. 63 00:02:37,161 --> 00:02:38,095 WOMAN 2: Thanks. 64 00:02:40,932 --> 00:02:42,301 (WHINES) 65 00:02:43,100 --> 00:02:45,901 You know, I keep telling myself I'm not wasting my degree. 66 00:02:45,903 --> 00:02:48,972 And it's not like this is a total dead-end job. 67 00:02:48,974 --> 00:02:51,540 I mean, I've already started helping out with marketing. 68 00:02:51,542 --> 00:02:53,843 DAISY: Wow, that's really cool. 69 00:02:53,845 --> 00:02:57,113 You know, I always thought marketing was grocery shopping. 70 00:02:57,115 --> 00:02:58,615 Like, my whole life. 71 00:02:58,617 --> 00:03:00,785 ♪ I'm just walking the dog 72 00:03:03,322 --> 00:03:05,487 ♪ If you don't know how to do it ♪ 73 00:03:05,489 --> 00:03:08,291 ♪ I'll show you how to walk the dog ♪ 74 00:03:08,293 --> 00:03:09,827 ♪ Walk the doggie walk it on ♪ 75 00:03:11,930 --> 00:03:13,930 RUTH: Oh, my God, it's like with two babies 76 00:03:13,932 --> 00:03:15,966 in here, I feel like Indiana Jones. 77 00:03:15,968 --> 00:03:17,499 You know, running from that boulder, 78 00:03:17,501 --> 00:03:21,438 except, the boulder has to come out of me. 79 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:25,074 How's that gonna happen? I'm real tired, you know? 80 00:03:25,076 --> 00:03:27,943 Um, there's a dog between my legs, isn't there? 81 00:03:27,945 --> 00:03:29,745 - Mm-hmm. - Well, Charlie, I love you. 82 00:03:29,747 --> 00:03:32,982 But can you just... Okay, can you take a nap, honey? 83 00:03:32,984 --> 00:03:35,818 Oh, my God. Why does everyone wanna get... 84 00:03:35,820 --> 00:03:37,853 Charlie, Charlie. Go take a nap. 85 00:03:37,855 --> 00:03:39,422 Oh, God. He's been very needy. 86 00:03:39,424 --> 00:03:41,458 Hm. Just like a man, right? 87 00:03:41,460 --> 00:03:43,293 So that's who did this to me. 88 00:03:43,295 --> 00:03:45,261 A man put two babies inside of me. 89 00:03:45,263 --> 00:03:47,832 ♪ Baby back dressed in black 90 00:03:49,133 --> 00:03:52,101 ♪ High hose tippy toes 91 00:03:52,103 --> 00:03:55,537 ♪ She broke the needle and she can't sew ♪ 92 00:03:55,539 --> 00:03:58,241 ♪ Walking the dog 93 00:03:58,243 --> 00:03:59,944 - (WHINING) - (DOORBELL RINGS) 94 00:04:00,811 --> 00:04:03,079 - Large pepperoni? - You're late. 95 00:04:03,081 --> 00:04:05,547 If it's longer than 30 minutes, isn't it free? 96 00:04:05,549 --> 00:04:07,751 - Nah, I think that's from the '80s. - (DOG BARKS) 97 00:04:07,753 --> 00:04:09,486 - Stay. - No offense 98 00:04:09,488 --> 00:04:11,087 but is your dog pregnant 99 00:04:11,089 --> 00:04:12,121 or just super fat? 100 00:04:12,123 --> 00:04:13,555 - Goodbye. - Well, that's exact change. 101 00:04:13,557 --> 00:04:14,759 There's no tip. 102 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:18,294 This is why kids don't like old people. 103 00:04:18,296 --> 00:04:19,297 ♪ Walking 104 00:04:20,465 --> 00:04:23,734 ♪ Uh j-j-j-just walking 'em ♪ 105 00:04:25,536 --> 00:04:27,103 ♪ If you don't know how to do it ♪ 106 00:04:27,105 --> 00:04:28,338 Wow! 107 00:04:28,340 --> 00:04:31,341 (CHUCKLES) Hey! Hey! It's almost the day. 108 00:04:31,343 --> 00:04:33,643 Look at you, decorating and rhyming. 109 00:04:33,645 --> 00:04:35,345 I'm so excited, I've had nine cups of coffee. 110 00:04:35,347 --> 00:04:36,879 - I can't feel my fingers. - (CHUCKLES) 111 00:04:36,881 --> 00:04:38,682 Oh, they didn't have this in blue? 112 00:04:39,418 --> 00:04:40,951 I was supposed to get that in blue. 113 00:04:41,786 --> 00:04:43,052 It's okay. It's fine. 114 00:04:43,054 --> 00:04:44,220 ♪ I'll show you 115 00:04:44,222 --> 00:04:46,222 ♪ How to walk 116 00:04:46,224 --> 00:04:49,892 ♪ The dog 117 00:04:49,894 --> 00:04:51,693 Hey, Peter! 118 00:04:51,695 --> 00:04:53,662 I did something bad. I'll give you a hint. 119 00:04:53,664 --> 00:04:56,099 I got donuts! 120 00:04:56,101 --> 00:04:58,334 Oh! Who's this? 121 00:04:58,336 --> 00:05:00,402 (CHUCKLES) Hello. 122 00:05:00,404 --> 00:05:03,440 What are you doing here, you cutie pie? 123 00:05:03,442 --> 00:05:05,576 (GASPS) Sam, who's your friend? 124 00:05:07,144 --> 00:05:08,280 What's that in your mouth? 125 00:05:09,448 --> 00:05:10,581 (SAM BARKS) 126 00:05:11,516 --> 00:05:13,249 (WOMAN LAUGHS) 127 00:05:13,251 --> 00:05:14,451 (WHIMPERS) 128 00:05:14,453 --> 00:05:15,586 WOMAN: Hm. 129 00:05:17,155 --> 00:05:18,687 - Peter? - PETER: Liz? 130 00:05:18,689 --> 00:05:21,057 (PLAINTIVE VIOLIN MUSIC PLAYING) 131 00:05:21,059 --> 00:05:21,993 Greg! 132 00:05:24,361 --> 00:05:25,296 Greg! 133 00:05:26,897 --> 00:05:27,832 Greg. 134 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:30,268 Come over here. 135 00:05:31,403 --> 00:05:32,337 Greg! 136 00:05:33,070 --> 00:05:35,472 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. - What is this? 137 00:05:35,474 --> 00:05:37,006 - Hm? - What is this? 138 00:05:37,008 --> 00:05:39,042 Oh, you got mama brain. It's your baby shower, hon... 139 00:05:39,044 --> 00:05:41,044 No. What is this depressing song? 140 00:05:41,046 --> 00:05:41,980 Oh, my God. 141 00:05:43,014 --> 00:05:45,048 This is, uh, Schindler's List soundtrack. 142 00:05:45,050 --> 00:05:47,883 - I don't know why that's on. - Okay, that's, I just... Please. 143 00:05:47,885 --> 00:05:49,084 I have a whole bunch of John Williams. 144 00:05:49,086 --> 00:05:50,786 Dax was supposed to be here to DJ. 145 00:05:50,788 --> 00:05:53,055 Where is he? It's like his only life skill. 146 00:05:53,057 --> 00:05:54,324 I can't believe he's related to you. 147 00:05:54,326 --> 00:05:56,292 ♪ I'm too sexy 148 00:05:56,294 --> 00:06:00,530 ♪ For my love 149 00:06:00,532 --> 00:06:03,801 (GUITAR MUSIC) 150 00:06:06,905 --> 00:06:11,441 ♪ I'm too sexy for my shirt 151 00:06:11,443 --> 00:06:14,209 ♪ Too sexy for my shirt 152 00:06:14,211 --> 00:06:19,848 ♪ So sexy it hurts 153 00:06:19,850 --> 00:06:23,119 ♪ I'm too sexy for my... 154 00:06:23,121 --> 00:06:24,953 I am so angry! 155 00:06:24,955 --> 00:06:26,055 - Nobody loves me... - I'm sorry. 156 00:06:26,057 --> 00:06:27,723 - ...or helps me out. - I know. 157 00:06:27,725 --> 00:06:30,426 - And I am creating two humans. - Honey, 158 00:06:30,428 --> 00:06:31,561 you're making two human beings. 159 00:06:31,563 --> 00:06:32,661 I'm so proud of you. You know that. 160 00:06:32,663 --> 00:06:33,696 - (CRASHING) - WOMAN: Oh! 161 00:06:33,698 --> 00:06:34,931 - What? - Oh, honey. 162 00:06:34,933 --> 00:06:36,767 What the... (GASPS) 163 00:06:39,170 --> 00:06:40,470 Charlie! 164 00:06:40,472 --> 00:06:42,137 GREG: Just things, just things. 165 00:06:42,139 --> 00:06:43,772 (ROCK MUSIC) 166 00:06:43,774 --> 00:06:48,744 ♪ 'Cause I'm too sexy for this rock ♪ 167 00:06:48,746 --> 00:06:50,380 All right. That was awesome. 168 00:06:50,382 --> 00:06:53,183 Let's not gild the lily and push it too hard, you know? 169 00:06:53,185 --> 00:06:55,084 Let's hit that beer garden for happy hour. Huh? 170 00:06:55,086 --> 00:06:56,319 I'm feelin' sexy, I don't... 171 00:06:56,321 --> 00:06:57,887 I think I'm too sexy to keep rehearsing. 172 00:06:57,889 --> 00:06:59,255 We have an hour left of rehearsal. 173 00:06:59,257 --> 00:07:01,490 Yeah, but, Lola, that was perfect. 174 00:07:01,492 --> 00:07:03,292 You don't wanna mess with perfection. 175 00:07:03,294 --> 00:07:06,329 Perfect? Stanley was behind the beat Again. 176 00:07:06,331 --> 00:07:07,597 I was? 177 00:07:07,599 --> 00:07:09,164 Did you eat one of your brownies for breakfast? 178 00:07:09,166 --> 00:07:10,533 I did. 179 00:07:10,535 --> 00:07:12,635 Maybe don't eat brownies for breakfast. 180 00:07:12,637 --> 00:07:14,002 - I won't. - DAX: Why are... 181 00:07:14,004 --> 00:07:15,704 Why are we taking this so seriously? 182 00:07:15,706 --> 00:07:18,374 And you? You said you would get us gigs, Dax. 183 00:07:18,376 --> 00:07:19,475 (PHONE BUZZES) 184 00:07:19,477 --> 00:07:20,910 How many gigs have you gotten us? 185 00:07:20,912 --> 00:07:22,478 DAX: It's hard to be in a band with you when you're... 186 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:24,346 All right, my sister is 187 00:07:24,348 --> 00:07:25,781 having some kind of fit. 188 00:07:25,783 --> 00:07:28,451 Okay, so, uh, rehearsal over. 189 00:07:28,453 --> 00:07:30,252 LOLA: Just get us a gig, Dax. 190 00:07:30,254 --> 00:07:33,121 TARA: I don't know. What am I even doing with my life? 191 00:07:33,123 --> 00:07:34,557 If you ever want to switch it up, 192 00:07:34,559 --> 00:07:36,091 you could always join me on Woof Walks. 193 00:07:36,093 --> 00:07:38,661 I still think it's weird that people you've never met 194 00:07:38,663 --> 00:07:40,129 hire you to walk their dogs. 195 00:07:40,131 --> 00:07:41,931 I'm really good at it. You should see my reviews. 196 00:07:41,933 --> 00:07:44,436 - Wait, look at this. - Oh, Dais, Dais, Dais, it's him. 197 00:07:46,504 --> 00:07:49,304 - Oh, hello, doctor. - Oh! Hm! 198 00:07:49,306 --> 00:07:52,374 - Man, I love blue scrubs day. - DAISY: Me, too. 199 00:07:52,376 --> 00:07:55,678 TARA: He's just so hot, I don't understand. 200 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:57,313 Sometimes I wish I were a dog with a fever 201 00:07:57,315 --> 00:07:59,114 just so he could, like, take my temperature. 202 00:07:59,116 --> 00:08:01,284 TARA: He could wear a suit made of human hair 203 00:08:01,286 --> 00:08:02,585 and still be so hot. 204 00:08:02,587 --> 00:08:05,787 - He's crazy hot. - He is crazy hot. 205 00:08:05,789 --> 00:08:08,024 That is like some next-level 206 00:08:08,026 --> 00:08:10,026 hot... hotness, you know, 207 00:08:10,028 --> 00:08:12,662 for, like... I've seen a lot of guys, 208 00:08:12,664 --> 00:08:14,763 you know, a lot of hot guys... 209 00:08:14,765 --> 00:08:16,265 - Do you need help? - Yeah, sure. 210 00:08:16,267 --> 00:08:17,700 Oh, okay, cool. Great. 211 00:08:17,702 --> 00:08:20,168 - What can I get ya? - I'll have a... 212 00:08:20,170 --> 00:08:21,839 You know, I'll just take the usual. 213 00:08:23,441 --> 00:08:25,375 Sorry, it's a bad joke, every time I've come in here, 214 00:08:25,377 --> 00:08:27,310 I've ordered something different, so... 215 00:08:27,312 --> 00:08:28,478 (CHUCKLES) 216 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:29,778 Oh, okay. 217 00:08:29,780 --> 00:08:30,947 - Uh... - Gotcha! 218 00:08:30,949 --> 00:08:32,148 I'll have a small coffee. 219 00:08:32,150 --> 00:08:35,318 - One small coffee. - One small coffee! 220 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:37,386 And we... we want it now! 221 00:08:37,388 --> 00:08:40,556 Get a move on it! Come on, we're thirsty here! 222 00:08:40,558 --> 00:08:41,990 No? 223 00:08:41,992 --> 00:08:43,726 - Sorry, thought we were, like, doing that. - (CHUCKLES) 224 00:08:43,728 --> 00:08:44,993 - Thought we were doing a thing. - It's okay. 225 00:08:44,995 --> 00:08:46,928 Um, that will be $3.75. 226 00:08:46,930 --> 00:08:49,064 - I am off today. - Oh! 227 00:08:49,066 --> 00:08:50,832 Uh, keep the change. That's for you. 228 00:08:50,834 --> 00:08:52,834 - This is one dollar. - Uh, sorry. 229 00:08:52,836 --> 00:08:56,072 Um, there, that's... Now, that's five, that's six. 230 00:08:56,074 --> 00:08:57,640 Six dollars. Keep the change. 231 00:08:57,642 --> 00:08:59,975 - It's... - Okay. Okay. Thank you. 232 00:08:59,977 --> 00:09:02,479 Cool. You look beau... beau... 233 00:09:10,255 --> 00:09:11,421 (DOG BARKS) 234 00:09:11,423 --> 00:09:12,755 (SCREAMS) 235 00:09:12,757 --> 00:09:15,224 Oh, my God. I'm sorry. 236 00:09:15,226 --> 00:09:17,828 - Hey, hey. It's okay. - (WHIMPERS) 237 00:09:18,563 --> 00:09:19,931 Oh, come here. 238 00:09:20,765 --> 00:09:22,733 I thought you were a giant beige rat. 239 00:09:22,735 --> 00:09:23,766 Hi! 240 00:09:23,768 --> 00:09:26,103 (CHUCKLES) You're so skinny. 241 00:09:26,837 --> 00:09:28,405 Do you like breakfast sandwiches? 242 00:09:29,373 --> 00:09:32,076 I bet you do. Come on. 243 00:09:36,013 --> 00:09:37,846 It's just, blue is Amelia's favorite color, you know? 244 00:09:37,848 --> 00:09:39,749 I can return it. Easy. I have the receipt. 245 00:09:39,751 --> 00:09:41,217 No big deal. I'll do it on the way to class. 246 00:09:41,219 --> 00:09:42,719 - Oh, thank you. That'd be great. - Yeah. 247 00:09:42,721 --> 00:09:43,986 Yeah. You know what, that's crazy. 248 00:09:43,988 --> 00:09:45,188 I shouldn't make you return it. 249 00:09:45,190 --> 00:09:46,456 She'll be fine with pink. It's fine. 250 00:09:46,458 --> 00:09:48,725 Okay, wait, wait, wait. It's fine. It's fine. 251 00:09:48,727 --> 00:09:51,159 I don't mind. I like doing it. Really. 252 00:09:51,161 --> 00:09:54,396 This room is gonna be wonderful. The dog's gonna be blue. 253 00:09:54,398 --> 00:09:56,466 How many cups of coffee was it again? 254 00:09:56,468 --> 00:09:59,067 (SIGHS) It's just, we've waited for this for so long. 255 00:09:59,069 --> 00:10:01,136 - I know. - We have come so close. 256 00:10:01,138 --> 00:10:01,937 I know. 257 00:10:01,939 --> 00:10:03,506 So now it's finally happening. 258 00:10:03,508 --> 00:10:06,409 We're finally parents. And I'm just so nervous. 259 00:10:06,411 --> 00:10:07,844 I'm nervous, too. 260 00:10:07,846 --> 00:10:09,178 I'm sure Amelia is nervous. 261 00:10:09,180 --> 00:10:11,047 This is not just another visit for her. 262 00:10:11,049 --> 00:10:12,616 She's coming here to stay. 263 00:10:13,852 --> 00:10:14,985 Yeah. 264 00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:17,221 (SIGHS) 265 00:10:17,955 --> 00:10:19,390 What if I'm not good at it? 266 00:10:21,158 --> 00:10:22,394 At what? 267 00:10:23,595 --> 00:10:24,995 Being a mom. 268 00:10:26,331 --> 00:10:27,265 It's a big job. 269 00:10:28,031 --> 00:10:29,432 What if I'm terrible? 270 00:10:29,434 --> 00:10:31,501 What if something happens and I don't know what to do? 271 00:10:31,503 --> 00:10:33,571 There is absolutely no way that's gonna happen. 272 00:10:34,305 --> 00:10:36,839 For me, the fact that you care this much already 273 00:10:36,841 --> 00:10:38,142 makes you a good mom. 274 00:10:39,410 --> 00:10:40,645 So you did it. 275 00:10:41,679 --> 00:10:43,311 (CHUCKLES) I love you. 276 00:10:43,313 --> 00:10:44,248 I love you. 277 00:10:45,983 --> 00:10:48,183 - Oh, no! Who is this? - Hi! 278 00:10:48,185 --> 00:10:50,051 - I found her yesterday. - Aw! 279 00:10:50,053 --> 00:10:51,821 I had to hide her here 'cause my dumb building 280 00:10:51,823 --> 00:10:52,855 doesn't allow dogs. 281 00:10:52,857 --> 00:10:54,724 Oh, that is a dumb building. 282 00:10:54,726 --> 00:10:57,026 - Ugh! - Come here. 283 00:10:57,028 --> 00:11:00,195 I can't just dump her off at some sad shelter. 284 00:11:00,197 --> 00:11:03,064 Can I, girl? I can't do that. 285 00:11:03,066 --> 00:11:05,701 - What shall I do? - Um, hello! 286 00:11:05,703 --> 00:11:09,004 This is the perfect excuse to get some face-time with hot vet. 287 00:11:09,006 --> 00:11:10,473 Oh, my God. Yes! 288 00:11:10,475 --> 00:11:12,174 - Okay, we have to get our head in the game. - Okay. 289 00:11:12,176 --> 00:11:14,042 Do you have your make-up with you? 290 00:11:14,044 --> 00:11:15,313 Why? Do I look bad? 291 00:11:16,314 --> 00:11:19,248 No! we... we could all look better. 292 00:11:19,250 --> 00:11:21,984 ELIZABETH: The break-up has been really tough on Sam. 293 00:11:21,986 --> 00:11:24,219 He's lethargic, his appetite is down. 294 00:11:24,221 --> 00:11:26,923 His bowel movements are way off, but... 295 00:11:26,925 --> 00:11:30,959 I'm sorry, should I be talking about his bowel movements here? 296 00:11:30,961 --> 00:11:33,094 This is the best place for you to be talking 297 00:11:33,096 --> 00:11:34,632 about his bowel movements. 298 00:11:35,633 --> 00:11:36,998 And what about you? 299 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,835 I'm fine. I'm great. 300 00:11:38,837 --> 00:11:40,636 I've just been... 301 00:11:40,638 --> 00:11:43,508 focused on work, and, uh... 302 00:11:44,576 --> 00:11:45,975 You're writing that down? 303 00:11:45,977 --> 00:11:48,043 You're writing down that I'm fine? 304 00:11:48,045 --> 00:11:49,779 Or are you writing down that I asked 305 00:11:49,781 --> 00:11:51,046 if you're writing down that I'm fine? 306 00:11:51,048 --> 00:11:52,380 Yes. Look. 307 00:11:52,382 --> 00:11:55,485 What Sam really needs is to move on. 308 00:11:55,487 --> 00:11:58,788 He needs to get out there and meet some new dogs. 309 00:11:58,790 --> 00:12:00,523 Sam wants to. 310 00:12:00,525 --> 00:12:01,924 I-I know that he does, 311 00:12:01,926 --> 00:12:04,025 but he's just too scared. 312 00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:06,963 DANIELLE: What is Sam scared of exactly? 313 00:12:06,965 --> 00:12:08,366 ELIZABETH: Of abandonment. 314 00:12:09,334 --> 00:12:10,635 Getting his heart broken. 315 00:12:11,970 --> 00:12:13,301 Sam needs to remember 316 00:12:13,303 --> 00:12:15,805 that if he protects his heart too much, 317 00:12:15,807 --> 00:12:17,374 he'll never be happy. 318 00:12:20,979 --> 00:12:22,143 Yeah. 319 00:12:22,145 --> 00:12:24,079 Sam's going to be fine. 320 00:12:24,081 --> 00:12:25,448 (CHUCKLES) 321 00:12:25,450 --> 00:12:29,118 See, Sam, you're gonna be just fine. 322 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:31,189 That'll be $300. 323 00:12:32,457 --> 00:12:33,558 Oh. 324 00:12:35,193 --> 00:12:37,726 Hey, you're gonna be fine, okay. 325 00:12:37,728 --> 00:12:39,561 It's just a little check-up. 326 00:12:39,563 --> 00:12:40,798 How do I look? 327 00:12:42,734 --> 00:12:44,767 (DOG BARKING) 328 00:12:44,769 --> 00:12:46,602 - Oh. - Huh? 329 00:12:46,604 --> 00:12:47,539 Hey. 330 00:12:48,606 --> 00:12:49,641 (SIGHS) 331 00:12:50,708 --> 00:12:51,743 (SIGHS) 332 00:12:52,810 --> 00:12:54,345 - Tara? - Hi! 333 00:12:55,847 --> 00:12:57,248 Oh, hi. 334 00:12:59,018 --> 00:13:00,181 TARA: It's okay, girl. 335 00:13:00,183 --> 00:13:02,519 There is no reason to be nervous. 336 00:13:06,724 --> 00:13:09,357 (DOGS BARKING) 337 00:13:09,359 --> 00:13:10,993 - Hi. Dr. Mike. - Hey. 338 00:13:10,995 --> 00:13:12,227 Oh, I know. 339 00:13:12,229 --> 00:13:14,797 I-I serve you coffee across the street... 340 00:13:14,799 --> 00:13:15,767 sometimes. 341 00:13:17,335 --> 00:13:19,368 - I'm Tara. - Tara! Right, yeah! 342 00:13:19,370 --> 00:13:21,470 - Tara who-who serves me coffee. - That's me. 343 00:13:21,472 --> 00:13:23,572 And I enjoy it every time. H-how are you? 344 00:13:23,574 --> 00:13:25,140 - It's good to see you. - You, too. 345 00:13:25,142 --> 00:13:27,843 Um, wow, by the looks of this little lady, 346 00:13:27,845 --> 00:13:29,912 she's been on the street a long time. 347 00:13:29,914 --> 00:13:31,448 Don't I relate? 348 00:13:34,052 --> 00:13:35,484 To being on the street? 349 00:13:35,486 --> 00:13:37,887 It was a joke. I-I was just... 350 00:13:37,889 --> 00:13:39,154 - Oh, you're not a... - Joking. 351 00:13:39,156 --> 00:13:41,490 No, you're not a prostitute. Okay. 352 00:13:41,492 --> 00:13:44,393 So she still has her anterior fontanel. 353 00:13:44,395 --> 00:13:45,394 (WHIMPERS) 354 00:13:45,396 --> 00:13:47,329 That's a soft spot, like babies have. 355 00:13:47,331 --> 00:13:49,264 Basically, she has a little hole in her head. 356 00:13:49,266 --> 00:13:51,433 - Oh, poor thing. - No, no, but don't worry. 357 00:13:51,435 --> 00:13:54,070 Dr. Mike's got the cure, I'm gonna take her in the back 358 00:13:54,072 --> 00:13:55,503 for some X-rays on her noggin. 359 00:13:55,505 --> 00:13:56,338 You stay here. 360 00:13:56,340 --> 00:13:58,408 - I will be aqui. - Yeah, great. 361 00:13:59,142 --> 00:14:00,712 Aqui? What? 362 00:14:02,013 --> 00:14:03,213 (SIGHS) 363 00:14:06,351 --> 00:14:08,384 MIKE: The helmet will prevent any injuries. 364 00:14:08,386 --> 00:14:11,286 As we vets say, "It only takes one pine cone." 365 00:14:11,288 --> 00:14:12,354 (BOTH CHUCKLES) 366 00:14:12,356 --> 00:14:13,722 Oh, I've never seen a helmet 367 00:14:13,724 --> 00:14:15,925 - look so good before. - (MIKE CHUCKLES) 368 00:14:15,927 --> 00:14:17,192 I wish I could keep her. 369 00:14:17,194 --> 00:14:19,260 Listen, I work with a great rescue. 370 00:14:19,262 --> 00:14:21,196 If you need help finding a home for her, 371 00:14:21,198 --> 00:14:22,430 you can actually leave her with me. 372 00:14:22,432 --> 00:14:23,532 I'll make all the arrangements. 373 00:14:23,534 --> 00:14:25,534 - Are you serious? - Absolutely. 374 00:14:25,536 --> 00:14:26,702 That is so nice. 375 00:14:26,704 --> 00:14:29,472 - (WHIMPERS) - And I'm gonna miss you, girl. 376 00:14:29,474 --> 00:14:31,407 I hope you find a nice home. 377 00:14:31,409 --> 00:14:34,011 - I wish you could be with me. - Aw! 378 00:14:34,013 --> 00:14:35,612 Goodbyes are so tough. 379 00:14:36,446 --> 00:14:38,647 And where did you come from? 380 00:14:38,649 --> 00:14:39,851 Shaker Heights, Ohio. 381 00:14:40,952 --> 00:14:42,317 - No. - I'm just kidding. 382 00:14:42,319 --> 00:14:43,888 I know you were complimenting my bedside manner. 383 00:14:44,956 --> 00:14:46,254 But yeah. Shaker Heights, Ohio, 384 00:14:46,256 --> 00:14:47,757 - until I was ten. - Oh. 385 00:14:47,759 --> 00:14:48,891 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 386 00:14:48,893 --> 00:14:49,892 (ALL GASP) 387 00:14:49,894 --> 00:14:50,993 MIKE: You don't have to worry. 388 00:14:50,995 --> 00:14:52,395 They're gonna take great care of her. 389 00:14:52,397 --> 00:14:53,629 - You're amazing. - Hey. 390 00:14:53,631 --> 00:14:55,331 Some people are built for this sort of thing 391 00:14:55,333 --> 00:14:57,100 and I happen to be one of those people. 392 00:14:57,102 --> 00:14:58,367 Well, thank you. 393 00:14:58,369 --> 00:15:00,335 I, uh, I hope to see you around. 394 00:15:00,337 --> 00:15:01,971 I hope so, too, Tina. 395 00:15:01,973 --> 00:15:03,238 Say goodbye to Tina. 396 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:05,640 Yeah, um, uh, it's Tara. 397 00:15:05,642 --> 00:15:08,211 It doesn't matter. Okay, love you. Bye. 398 00:15:16,087 --> 00:15:18,856 (WHEELS SQUEALING) 399 00:15:21,325 --> 00:15:25,293 ♪ Oh what does it take to be lonesome? ♪ 400 00:15:25,295 --> 00:15:27,762 - ♪ Nothin' at all - ♪ Oh 401 00:15:27,764 --> 00:15:31,934 ♪ What does it take to be lonesome? ♪ 402 00:15:31,936 --> 00:15:33,671 ♪ Get out of here 403 00:15:34,839 --> 00:15:37,274 ♪ And leave me alone 404 00:15:41,713 --> 00:15:42,647 Hey. 405 00:15:43,581 --> 00:15:44,780 Run. 406 00:15:44,782 --> 00:15:46,248 I just want to apologize to Ruthie about yesterday. 407 00:15:46,250 --> 00:15:48,216 GREG: Okay, run away. Whatever that thing is, 408 00:15:48,218 --> 00:15:50,119 it's not your sister anymore, okay? 409 00:15:50,121 --> 00:15:51,686 Pregnancy has changed her. 410 00:15:51,688 --> 00:15:53,421 - Greg, move away from the door. - I'm not going to. 411 00:15:53,423 --> 00:15:55,191 - Greg. - She has the rage of a chimp. 412 00:15:55,193 --> 00:15:56,558 - Greg. - Please don't go in there. 413 00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:58,794 I'm gonna pick you up and move you like a baby. 414 00:15:58,796 --> 00:16:00,395 No, you're not. 415 00:16:00,397 --> 00:16:02,198 - Flee, flee. See... - G-Greg... 416 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:04,433 - No, I can't. - Greg, Greg, I don't wanna... 417 00:16:04,435 --> 00:16:06,235 - Greg, I'm gonna lift you up... - Don't lift me up. 418 00:16:06,237 --> 00:16:07,503 Come on. Come on! 419 00:16:07,505 --> 00:16:10,272 - Move you like a baby. - Don't lift me up again. 420 00:16:10,274 --> 00:16:12,741 Dang it! Don't pick a person up. 421 00:16:12,743 --> 00:16:13,945 Do not pick a person up. 422 00:16:15,046 --> 00:16:18,114 I think I'm a pretty good sister. Right? 423 00:16:18,116 --> 00:16:20,683 - I think I do a lot for you. - Yeah. 424 00:16:20,685 --> 00:16:23,753 I take care of you financially when you need it, 425 00:16:23,755 --> 00:16:25,588 which is a lot. 426 00:16:25,590 --> 00:16:28,023 Look, it's not like I missed the baby. 427 00:16:28,025 --> 00:16:29,360 I just missed the shower. 428 00:16:30,361 --> 00:16:33,496 Greg here, he tries his best, he really does, 429 00:16:33,498 --> 00:16:36,065 but he gets it wrong 98 percent of the time. 430 00:16:36,067 --> 00:16:37,066 I'm on therapy. 431 00:16:37,068 --> 00:16:38,500 He had to put some bizarre crap 432 00:16:38,502 --> 00:16:40,401 on from his phone, which put everybody 433 00:16:40,403 --> 00:16:41,871 in a very weird headspace. 434 00:16:41,873 --> 00:16:43,739 GREG: My taste in music is eclectic at best 435 00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:45,708 and I take partial responsibility. 436 00:16:45,710 --> 00:16:47,308 RUTH: It is partially your fault. 437 00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:49,578 A 100 percent partially my fault, without a doubt. 438 00:16:49,580 --> 00:16:52,683 And then, my sweet angel of a dog, Charlie... 439 00:16:53,451 --> 00:16:55,586 goes all Cujo on my gifts. 440 00:16:57,655 --> 00:16:58,656 But you... 441 00:16:59,656 --> 00:17:00,957 you weren't there for me. 442 00:17:03,194 --> 00:17:04,325 I'm sorry. 443 00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:06,394 (CHARLIE BARKING) 444 00:17:06,396 --> 00:17:08,230 - Are you crying? - Yes. 445 00:17:08,232 --> 00:17:09,832 This is what happens. 446 00:17:09,834 --> 00:17:11,100 (CHARLIE BARKING) 447 00:17:11,102 --> 00:17:13,669 Charlie, please! 448 00:17:13,671 --> 00:17:14,672 I can explain. 449 00:17:15,506 --> 00:17:18,240 Frunk had this... had this, like, surprise audition... 450 00:17:18,242 --> 00:17:21,343 - "Frunk?" What is that? - Frunk's my band. 451 00:17:21,345 --> 00:17:24,412 Frunk? What is that? That's not a word. 452 00:17:24,414 --> 00:17:25,880 - It's not a word. - It doesn't have to be a word. 453 00:17:25,882 --> 00:17:28,150 - It's the name of a band. - RUTH: What does it mean? 454 00:17:28,152 --> 00:17:29,317 It's a typo at best. 455 00:17:29,319 --> 00:17:30,585 That's the beauty of the word 456 00:17:30,587 --> 00:17:32,453 is that it's... it could be anything. 457 00:17:32,455 --> 00:17:33,691 Wanna hear a great band name? 458 00:17:34,959 --> 00:17:36,025 Train. 459 00:17:36,027 --> 00:17:36,961 Great name. 460 00:17:37,695 --> 00:17:39,628 - Goo Goo Dolls. - Great name. 461 00:17:39,630 --> 00:17:41,063 - GREG: Garth Brooks. - That's a... that's a... 462 00:17:41,065 --> 00:17:42,364 That's a man's name. 463 00:17:42,366 --> 00:17:43,766 Charlie, please, 464 00:17:43,768 --> 00:17:46,602 - for the love of God, stop it. - Stop it, stop it. 465 00:17:46,604 --> 00:17:47,769 Frunk is also a Greek... 466 00:17:47,771 --> 00:17:49,737 If you say the word Frunk one more time, 467 00:17:49,739 --> 00:17:50,940 I swear to God... 468 00:17:50,942 --> 00:17:53,242 Ruthie, you know when you, when you do that to me, 469 00:17:53,244 --> 00:17:54,442 now I have to say it. 470 00:17:54,444 --> 00:17:56,680 Don't... don't say it. 471 00:17:58,683 --> 00:17:59,650 Don't. 472 00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:03,185 (SIGHS) Frunk. 473 00:18:03,187 --> 00:18:04,220 (GRUNTS) 474 00:18:04,222 --> 00:18:06,055 (GROANS) Oh, my God! 475 00:18:06,057 --> 00:18:08,123 - Oh! Frunk! - Is it coming? Is it happening? 476 00:18:08,125 --> 00:18:09,859 See, it actually works great. 477 00:18:09,861 --> 00:18:11,759 (GRUNTS) 478 00:18:11,761 --> 00:18:13,295 Okay. Whew! 479 00:18:13,297 --> 00:18:14,997 Are you guys, like, not hearing what I'm saying 480 00:18:14,999 --> 00:18:16,631 because of the contractions, but my building 481 00:18:16,633 --> 00:18:19,235 has a strict no-dog policy, so I'll get evicted. 482 00:18:19,237 --> 00:18:20,401 RUTH: This is how you help me. 483 00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:21,670 He needs a walk in the morning... 484 00:18:21,672 --> 00:18:22,972 - GREG: Watch yourself. - RUTH: ...no human food, 485 00:18:22,974 --> 00:18:24,607 and especially no chocolate. 486 00:18:24,609 --> 00:18:27,445 Greg, why did you do this to me? 487 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:30,347 (BARKING) 488 00:18:30,349 --> 00:18:31,482 Yeah. 489 00:18:33,117 --> 00:18:34,051 I know. 490 00:18:36,953 --> 00:18:38,354 Welcome home, Amelia. 491 00:18:38,356 --> 00:18:39,989 This is your new home. 492 00:18:39,991 --> 00:18:41,522 (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 493 00:18:41,524 --> 00:18:43,691 This is where we're gonna live together 494 00:18:43,693 --> 00:18:44,827 as a family. 495 00:18:44,829 --> 00:18:45,995 Yeah. 496 00:18:45,997 --> 00:18:47,528 - Mm-hmm. - GRACE: Yeah. 497 00:18:47,530 --> 00:18:49,031 This is the living room. 498 00:18:49,033 --> 00:18:52,234 And, uh, that's the kitchen... 499 00:18:52,236 --> 00:18:53,636 If you ever get scared, 500 00:18:53,638 --> 00:18:55,638 we have a night light here 501 00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:57,274 that puts stars on the ceiling. 502 00:18:57,276 --> 00:19:01,143 It's so cool, it's got constellations, shooting stars. 503 00:19:01,145 --> 00:19:02,410 If you ever wanna cuddle, 504 00:19:02,412 --> 00:19:04,079 we have all these little friends for you. 505 00:19:04,081 --> 00:19:05,080 Look at those guys. 506 00:19:05,082 --> 00:19:06,282 And then we have this guy. 507 00:19:06,284 --> 00:19:08,317 Oh, look at that. A blue dog! 508 00:19:08,319 --> 00:19:09,586 You love blue. 509 00:19:11,521 --> 00:19:13,155 So I've been told. 510 00:19:13,157 --> 00:19:16,258 Well, hey, we also have a teepee. 511 00:19:16,260 --> 00:19:18,127 Oh, wow! 512 00:19:18,129 --> 00:19:20,529 Do you think I can fit in there? I bet I can fit in there. 513 00:19:20,531 --> 00:19:22,198 - You think I can fit in there? - I don't know. 514 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,365 Yeah. I think so. 515 00:19:23,367 --> 00:19:25,833 Bear, get out of my way. Oh, yeah. 516 00:19:25,835 --> 00:19:29,305 There's so much more room in here than it looks like, guys. 517 00:19:29,307 --> 00:19:31,840 I think we should move out of the house and into this teepee. 518 00:19:31,842 --> 00:19:33,309 - Yeah. - Yay. 519 00:19:33,311 --> 00:19:34,944 Wait. Amelia, I'm lost. 520 00:19:34,946 --> 00:19:36,577 - You gotta help me out here. - Honey. 521 00:19:36,579 --> 00:19:37,880 - Kurt, honey? - Huh? 522 00:19:37,882 --> 00:19:40,215 Um, let's... 523 00:19:40,217 --> 00:19:41,583 Let's put that teepee down. 524 00:19:41,585 --> 00:19:42,584 KURT: Yeah. All right. 525 00:19:42,586 --> 00:19:44,553 Our room is just down the hall, 526 00:19:44,555 --> 00:19:46,555 and the bathroom's right next door. 527 00:19:46,557 --> 00:19:47,889 And, honey, put the teepee... 528 00:19:47,891 --> 00:19:50,026 Yeah, okay. We'll do that later. 529 00:19:51,162 --> 00:19:52,127 (CLEARS THROAT) 530 00:19:52,129 --> 00:19:53,929 Yeah. Uh... 531 00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:55,596 And lastly, 532 00:19:55,598 --> 00:19:58,601 you can call me mommy and him daddy. 533 00:20:00,838 --> 00:20:02,371 - KURT: Or whatever. - GRACE: Uh, or... 534 00:20:02,373 --> 00:20:03,806 Or you can call me Grace and him Kurt. 535 00:20:03,808 --> 00:20:06,909 - Yeah. Or me Kurt and him Grace. - Oh, no. What? Yeah. 536 00:20:06,911 --> 00:20:08,677 What? No, that, no, that's gonna be too confusing. 537 00:20:08,679 --> 00:20:10,347 You know what? The point is 538 00:20:10,349 --> 00:20:11,813 you can call us whatever you like. 539 00:20:11,815 --> 00:20:13,750 It's whatever makes you comfortable. 540 00:20:14,918 --> 00:20:15,852 Okay. 541 00:20:18,189 --> 00:20:19,587 Um... 542 00:20:19,589 --> 00:20:21,390 Do you want a little time 543 00:20:21,392 --> 00:20:22,590 to check out your room by yourself? 544 00:20:22,592 --> 00:20:24,561 - Oh, yeah. - KURT: Yeah? 545 00:20:25,696 --> 00:20:27,563 - Okay. Great. Okay. - Okay. Yes. 546 00:20:27,565 --> 00:20:30,766 Uh, I'm just gonna leave, leave this guy, hm, 547 00:20:30,768 --> 00:20:34,003 and, um, we'll be in the next room. 548 00:20:34,005 --> 00:20:35,772 - KURT: Have fun. - It's gonna be great. 549 00:20:36,506 --> 00:20:37,640 GRACE: It's gonna be... 550 00:20:45,515 --> 00:20:47,216 (BARKS) 551 00:20:47,218 --> 00:20:50,853 Hey, Mabel. Hey, what's all that? 552 00:20:50,855 --> 00:20:51,620 (WHIMPERS) 553 00:20:51,622 --> 00:20:53,090 Look at you, little chubby. 554 00:20:54,025 --> 00:20:55,559 You ain't so tough. 555 00:20:57,028 --> 00:20:58,762 You ain't so tough. 556 00:21:04,135 --> 00:21:05,970 Well, there we go. 557 00:21:08,305 --> 00:21:09,706 I don't know, sweetheart. 558 00:21:10,673 --> 00:21:13,110 Looks like we're gonna have to do without. 559 00:21:16,047 --> 00:21:19,116 You are so fat. We're gonna slim and trim you up. 560 00:21:22,852 --> 00:21:25,922 How far you think we can go before we get back home, huh? 561 00:21:26,790 --> 00:21:28,958 Uh, I think we can go a little bit. 562 00:21:32,063 --> 00:21:33,130 Mr. Pepperoni! 563 00:21:34,465 --> 00:21:36,131 Your dog's still fat! 564 00:21:36,133 --> 00:21:37,132 (BARKING) 565 00:21:37,134 --> 00:21:38,936 (SCOFFS) Wise guy. 566 00:21:40,971 --> 00:21:42,571 Mabel. Mabel! 567 00:21:42,573 --> 00:21:43,705 - (CAR HONKING) - (YELPS) 568 00:21:43,707 --> 00:21:45,643 Mabel! (GROANS) 569 00:21:47,511 --> 00:21:49,079 (WALTER GROANS) 570 00:21:51,148 --> 00:21:53,449 (WALTER GROANS) 571 00:21:53,451 --> 00:21:54,916 Sir, are you okay? 572 00:21:54,918 --> 00:21:56,684 - It's gonna be fine. - Mabel. 573 00:21:56,686 --> 00:21:59,056 (SIREN WAILING) 574 00:22:01,525 --> 00:22:04,893 Shh. Shh. Shh. You gotta stop barking. 575 00:22:04,895 --> 00:22:06,496 I'm not allowed to have dogs in my building, 576 00:22:06,498 --> 00:22:08,199 so you cannot bark like this, all right. 577 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:11,666 What is your damage, dog? 578 00:22:11,668 --> 00:22:13,502 There better be a boy in a well somewhere, pal, 579 00:22:13,504 --> 00:22:14,936 for you to be freaking out like this. 580 00:22:14,938 --> 00:22:16,739 (BARKING) 581 00:22:19,876 --> 00:22:22,044 How am I gonna get you up there? 582 00:22:22,046 --> 00:22:23,747 (BARKING) 583 00:22:37,528 --> 00:22:38,928 Oh. Ooh! 584 00:22:39,863 --> 00:22:40,997 (GRUNTS) 585 00:22:41,798 --> 00:22:43,766 Huh. All right. 586 00:22:44,602 --> 00:22:45,800 (GRUNTS) 587 00:22:45,802 --> 00:22:47,668 Damn. Oh, we're caught, we're caught! 588 00:22:47,670 --> 00:22:49,271 Whoa! Ow! 589 00:22:49,273 --> 00:22:51,306 Okay, gonna get you out of here real soon. 590 00:22:51,308 --> 00:22:53,208 - Okay? Uh... - Oh, hey. 591 00:22:53,210 --> 00:22:54,843 (CHUCKLES) Come on in. 592 00:22:54,845 --> 00:22:57,312 - I got ya. - Okay. 593 00:22:57,314 --> 00:22:59,883 (ELEVATOR WHIRRING) 594 00:23:02,852 --> 00:23:04,155 You just finish a gig? 595 00:23:05,189 --> 00:23:06,123 Yup. 596 00:23:07,158 --> 00:23:08,325 It sounds like fun. 597 00:23:10,561 --> 00:23:11,862 Where was it? 598 00:23:14,064 --> 00:23:15,866 Uh, north. 599 00:23:22,739 --> 00:23:25,440 Oh. Uh, goodnight. Just... 600 00:23:25,442 --> 00:23:27,444 (GATE CLANKING) 601 00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:30,713 (SHUSHING) 602 00:23:34,784 --> 00:23:36,287 Run free, dog. 603 00:23:37,254 --> 00:23:38,287 Enjoy the apartment. 604 00:23:38,289 --> 00:23:40,222 I will let you know that the cleaning lady 605 00:23:40,224 --> 00:23:41,624 will be here never... 606 00:23:41,626 --> 00:23:42,791 because she does not exist. 607 00:23:42,793 --> 00:23:44,594 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No people food. 608 00:23:44,596 --> 00:23:45,794 No people food. 609 00:23:45,796 --> 00:23:47,728 (CHARLIE GROWLS) 610 00:23:47,730 --> 00:23:49,565 You're gonna get me in some serious trouble. 611 00:23:49,567 --> 00:23:50,898 My sister will kill me. 612 00:23:50,900 --> 00:23:51,933 Though I do appreciate 613 00:23:51,935 --> 00:23:53,701 that you like Del Taco so much. 614 00:23:53,703 --> 00:23:55,072 (CHARLIE WHINING) 615 00:23:57,341 --> 00:23:58,773 I'm not gonna help you. 616 00:23:58,775 --> 00:24:01,376 If I take that bag away from you, 617 00:24:01,378 --> 00:24:02,444 you will never learn. 618 00:24:02,446 --> 00:24:04,146 (CHARLIE GROWLS) 619 00:24:04,148 --> 00:24:06,250 This is comical. 620 00:24:07,318 --> 00:24:08,685 Smile, bag-face. 621 00:24:08,687 --> 00:24:09,952 - (GROWLING, WHINING) - (CAMERA CLICKS) 622 00:24:09,954 --> 00:24:12,654 (CHUCKLES) Dumb dog. 623 00:24:12,656 --> 00:24:15,156 Watch out for that... Oh. That hurt. 624 00:24:15,158 --> 00:24:17,024 MYRA: So did he move out yet? 625 00:24:17,026 --> 00:24:19,228 ELIZABETH: I threw out the last of his stuff this morning. 626 00:24:19,230 --> 00:24:21,463 Someone grab me a water for after. Thanks. 627 00:24:21,465 --> 00:24:24,333 - Hi. Elizabeth Daniels. - Oh, I know. I'm Jimmy. 628 00:24:24,335 --> 00:24:25,500 - Okay. Cards. - Yes. 629 00:24:25,502 --> 00:24:27,002 MYRA: And don't be afraid to be yourself. All right? 630 00:24:27,004 --> 00:24:28,372 - Yeah. Of course. - Look up. 631 00:24:29,641 --> 00:24:31,373 - Oh, it was better before. Oh. - What? 632 00:24:31,375 --> 00:24:32,475 MAN: Ten seconds, everyone. 633 00:24:32,477 --> 00:24:33,576 - Ten seconds. - Okay. Um... 634 00:24:33,578 --> 00:24:34,875 (CHUCKLES) 635 00:24:34,877 --> 00:24:36,345 You look nervous. Don't be. Follow my lead. 636 00:24:36,347 --> 00:24:37,778 - I'll take care of you. - MAN: And we're on in five... 637 00:24:37,780 --> 00:24:40,848 - All right. - MAN: ...four, three, two... 638 00:24:40,850 --> 00:24:43,485 We have a special treat for you, Los Angeles. 639 00:24:43,487 --> 00:24:44,653 And it's a treat for me, too. 640 00:24:44,655 --> 00:24:45,954 I love this guy. 641 00:24:45,956 --> 00:24:47,788 Joining us in the studio today 642 00:24:47,790 --> 00:24:50,325 is former LA Ram Jimmy Johnston. 643 00:24:50,327 --> 00:24:52,127 - Welcome, Jimmy. How are you? - Hey. 644 00:24:52,129 --> 00:24:53,630 ELIZABETH: It's so good to have you here today. 645 00:24:53,632 --> 00:24:55,464 Thank you for having me. Big fan. 646 00:24:55,466 --> 00:24:56,832 Let's start with your injury. 647 00:24:56,834 --> 00:24:58,634 Wow. Okay. Well, right for the jugular. 648 00:24:58,636 --> 00:25:00,335 - Digging deep. Okay. - (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 649 00:25:00,337 --> 00:25:01,969 You tore your ACL in what turned out to be 650 00:25:01,971 --> 00:25:03,804 your final game in the NFL. 651 00:25:03,806 --> 00:25:05,607 I have to say, you look terrific now. 652 00:25:05,609 --> 00:25:07,808 Wait. Wait a second. Wait a second. 653 00:25:07,810 --> 00:25:09,113 You think I look terrific? 654 00:25:10,047 --> 00:25:12,813 Or do your cards tell you to say that... 655 00:25:12,815 --> 00:25:13,882 - Let me see your... - Oh, uh. 656 00:25:13,884 --> 00:25:15,917 Please don't touch my cards. 657 00:25:15,919 --> 00:25:18,120 No offense, but maybe, maybe you put the cards down 658 00:25:18,122 --> 00:25:20,122 and then you and I, we'll just talk. You know, right? 659 00:25:20,124 --> 00:25:21,758 Like, have a conversation like real people. 660 00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:23,592 All right? All right? 661 00:25:23,594 --> 00:25:25,059 - Right? - I'm sorry. I... 662 00:25:25,061 --> 00:25:26,963 You're trying to tell me how to do my job? 663 00:25:27,698 --> 00:25:28,796 I'm telling you that I feel like 664 00:25:28,798 --> 00:25:29,897 you can loosen up a little bit. 665 00:25:29,899 --> 00:25:31,500 I am plenty loose. 666 00:25:31,502 --> 00:25:32,935 (MAN LAUGHING) 667 00:25:34,004 --> 00:25:36,938 Uh, what if I told you how to athlete? 668 00:25:36,940 --> 00:25:38,640 How to... how to athlete? 669 00:25:38,642 --> 00:25:39,941 Mm-hmm. 670 00:25:39,943 --> 00:25:41,644 You wouldn't feel good about that. Would you? 671 00:25:41,646 --> 00:25:42,811 I think I'd be open to that. 672 00:25:42,813 --> 00:25:44,781 - You look pretty athletic. - I am. 673 00:25:44,783 --> 00:25:47,014 - You ever play sports? - I was on the drill team. 674 00:25:47,016 --> 00:25:48,383 - Drill team? - Yes. 675 00:25:48,385 --> 00:25:49,618 Not a sport. Okay. 676 00:25:49,620 --> 00:25:51,018 The drill team is for people 677 00:25:51,020 --> 00:25:52,387 who tried out for the cheerleading squad, 678 00:25:52,389 --> 00:25:53,789 did not make it. 679 00:25:53,791 --> 00:25:55,123 Yeah, and to all the girls out there who are on the drill te... 680 00:25:55,125 --> 00:25:56,824 Who would have rather been cheerleaders 681 00:25:56,826 --> 00:25:58,926 but settled for twirling flags. 682 00:25:58,928 --> 00:26:01,096 Flags are completely different. 683 00:26:01,098 --> 00:26:03,432 To all the kids out there who are on the flags team now... 684 00:26:03,434 --> 00:26:05,768 - Still not a sport. - Yes, it is, it's... 685 00:26:05,770 --> 00:26:07,336 You don't know what you're talking about. 686 00:26:07,338 --> 00:26:09,071 You've been on the air for, like, five minutes 687 00:26:09,073 --> 00:26:11,238 and you're besmirching both the flags team 688 00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:13,742 and the drills team like a typical jock asshole. 689 00:26:13,744 --> 00:26:14,643 (AUDIENCE GASPS) 690 00:26:14,645 --> 00:26:16,112 Ooh, don't say that. 691 00:26:18,582 --> 00:26:19,847 Speaking of the weather, 692 00:26:19,849 --> 00:26:20,981 we will be right back 693 00:26:20,983 --> 00:26:22,986 with Alexa's weekend forecast. 694 00:26:24,355 --> 00:26:25,289 Are we... 695 00:26:26,223 --> 00:26:27,157 Should... Now? 696 00:26:28,392 --> 00:26:29,759 Great. Hey. Alexa... 697 00:26:29,761 --> 00:26:31,828 That was fun. I don't think you're supposed to say asshole. 698 00:26:31,830 --> 00:26:34,062 - But that was fun. - MAN: And we're out. 699 00:26:34,064 --> 00:26:36,197 Can I get that water? 700 00:26:36,199 --> 00:26:37,601 Um... 701 00:26:41,205 --> 00:26:42,970 (PANTING) 702 00:26:42,972 --> 00:26:46,876 GRACE: Hey, I hope you like smiley faces and pancakes. 703 00:26:47,711 --> 00:26:50,247 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 704 00:26:55,552 --> 00:26:57,555 Is it good? (CHUCKLES) 705 00:27:03,092 --> 00:27:04,361 (SWALLOWS NOISILY) 706 00:27:06,129 --> 00:27:09,431 Yup. Okay. You, uh, you enjoy your pancakes. 707 00:27:09,433 --> 00:27:10,434 (CHUCKLES) 708 00:27:15,372 --> 00:27:16,373 (SIGHS) 709 00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:25,148 (KEYS CLACKING) 710 00:27:28,452 --> 00:27:30,852 ♪ Yo I'll tell you what I want what I really really want ♪ 711 00:27:30,854 --> 00:27:33,155 ♪ So tell me what you want what you really really want ♪ 712 00:27:33,157 --> 00:27:35,390 ♪ I'll tell you what I want what I really really want ♪ 713 00:27:35,392 --> 00:27:37,626 ♪ So tell me what you want what you really really want ♪ 714 00:27:37,628 --> 00:27:38,960 ♪ I wanna I wanna I wanna 715 00:27:38,962 --> 00:27:41,430 Breakfast dance party. 716 00:27:41,432 --> 00:27:42,732 What? 717 00:27:42,734 --> 00:27:44,535 Breakfast. Dancing. 718 00:27:45,269 --> 00:27:47,602 Hey, Grace, do you know where my charger is? 719 00:27:47,604 --> 00:27:48,639 We're havin' a dance party. 720 00:27:49,773 --> 00:27:51,138 We're havin' a dance party. 721 00:27:51,140 --> 00:27:53,343 - At breakfast? - Yes. 722 00:27:54,076 --> 00:27:55,644 That's crazy! 723 00:27:55,646 --> 00:27:57,044 What kind of family is this? 724 00:27:57,046 --> 00:27:58,547 GRACE: Whoo! Tell me what you want. 725 00:27:58,549 --> 00:27:59,915 What do you want, Daddy? 726 00:27:59,917 --> 00:28:02,317 ♪ I'll tell you what I want what I really really want ♪ 727 00:28:02,319 --> 00:28:05,620 Go, Daddy. Go, Daddy. Go, Daddy. 728 00:28:05,622 --> 00:28:07,191 May I be excused? 729 00:28:08,125 --> 00:28:09,694 Yeah. Yeah, of course. 730 00:28:10,426 --> 00:28:12,293 ♪ You gotta get with my friends ♪ 731 00:28:12,295 --> 00:28:14,096 I can remember this from the wedding. 732 00:28:14,832 --> 00:28:17,231 ♪ Friendship never ends 733 00:28:17,233 --> 00:28:19,503 What are you doing? I just got my groove going. 734 00:28:20,237 --> 00:28:22,404 (SIGHS) What is wrong with us? 735 00:28:22,406 --> 00:28:24,072 Nothing. Nothing's wrong with us. 736 00:28:24,074 --> 00:28:26,608 - No, we're being hilarious. - I know. 737 00:28:26,610 --> 00:28:29,413 (SNORING) 738 00:28:33,150 --> 00:28:35,449 (CHARLIE PANTING) 739 00:28:35,451 --> 00:28:37,220 Hm. Stop it. 740 00:28:41,057 --> 00:28:42,958 No. Stop it. 741 00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:45,227 They're not here so do what you want to. 742 00:28:45,229 --> 00:28:48,096 Ah, you're being mean to me now. Now you're being mean to me. 743 00:28:48,098 --> 00:28:49,331 And I am letting you stay in my house. 744 00:28:49,333 --> 00:28:50,799 You have to get away from me. 745 00:28:50,801 --> 00:28:52,102 (HUFFS) 746 00:28:53,337 --> 00:28:54,402 (SIGHS) 747 00:28:54,404 --> 00:28:55,705 (SNORING) 748 00:28:55,707 --> 00:28:58,041 (CHARLIE PANTING) 749 00:28:58,775 --> 00:29:00,243 (CHARLIE WHINING) 750 00:29:02,779 --> 00:29:04,546 (GROANS) 751 00:29:04,548 --> 00:29:05,682 Get off of me. 752 00:29:06,950 --> 00:29:09,486 Okay. Okay. 753 00:29:10,654 --> 00:29:12,756 (WHINING) 754 00:29:14,491 --> 00:29:15,726 It's too early. 755 00:29:17,027 --> 00:29:19,196 Just go in the corner. You have my blessing. 756 00:29:20,664 --> 00:29:21,799 Okay, okay. 757 00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:24,635 Come on, man. 758 00:29:26,102 --> 00:29:27,869 Charlie, it's all the same. 759 00:29:27,871 --> 00:29:32,807 Every spot that you've sniffed on this entire walk is the same. 760 00:29:32,809 --> 00:29:36,113 Just pick one and then pee in it. 761 00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:51,127 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 762 00:30:06,978 --> 00:30:10,046 Ugh, what? What is it now, pizza boy? 763 00:30:10,048 --> 00:30:12,146 My name's Tyler. I... 764 00:30:12,148 --> 00:30:13,684 I just came to see how you were feeling. 765 00:30:15,184 --> 00:30:17,854 Fine. Uh, totally fine. 766 00:30:19,121 --> 00:30:20,390 And Mabel? 767 00:30:22,826 --> 00:30:23,760 I wish I knew. 768 00:30:25,295 --> 00:30:26,928 (SIGHS) I'm really sorry. 769 00:30:26,930 --> 00:30:28,263 I ought to call that pizza place 770 00:30:28,265 --> 00:30:30,298 and tell 'em not to hire twelve-year-olds. 771 00:30:30,300 --> 00:30:33,869 I was born in 2002, okay. I'm 16 now. 772 00:30:33,871 --> 00:30:35,471 I said I was sorry. 773 00:30:37,808 --> 00:30:40,242 Okay. Why are you here? 774 00:30:42,144 --> 00:30:43,780 I wanna help you find your dog. 775 00:30:54,324 --> 00:30:55,724 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 776 00:30:55,726 --> 00:30:56,894 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 777 00:30:58,194 --> 00:30:59,426 - Hi. - Hi. 778 00:30:59,428 --> 00:31:01,563 - Um, Tara, right? - Yeah. 779 00:31:01,565 --> 00:31:04,532 Uh, Dr. Mike said that you might be stopping by. 780 00:31:04,534 --> 00:31:06,133 I'm Garrett, from the coffee shop. 781 00:31:06,135 --> 00:31:08,269 - Yeah, Garrett, of course. - Yeah. The usual? 782 00:31:08,271 --> 00:31:09,804 Oh, you get something different every time. 783 00:31:09,806 --> 00:31:11,306 - Yeah. (CHUCKLES) - Yeah. 784 00:31:11,308 --> 00:31:12,941 Are you a volunteer? 785 00:31:12,943 --> 00:31:14,609 Oh, well, I'm a little bit more than a volunteer. 786 00:31:14,611 --> 00:31:16,678 - I sort of run New Tricks. Um... - Oh. 787 00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:18,413 I'm the director. So... 788 00:31:18,415 --> 00:31:19,949 Now I feel like I'm just being braggy. 789 00:31:19,951 --> 00:31:21,416 No, no, it's awesome. 790 00:31:21,418 --> 00:31:23,885 Thanks. Yeah, well, we try and keep it nice for these guys. 791 00:31:23,887 --> 00:31:26,255 You know, some of them end up staying for a long time. 792 00:31:27,256 --> 00:31:28,857 Do you wanna see Gertrude? 793 00:31:28,859 --> 00:31:30,025 Gertrude? 794 00:31:30,027 --> 00:31:32,027 - TARA: Gertrude! - GARRETT: Hi, girl! 795 00:31:32,029 --> 00:31:34,629 Hi, girl. You look amazing! 796 00:31:34,631 --> 00:31:36,931 - Why Gertrude? - After Gertrude Stein. 797 00:31:36,933 --> 00:31:37,932 - Oh. - Yeah. 798 00:31:37,934 --> 00:31:39,300 I love Gertrude Stein. 799 00:31:39,302 --> 00:31:40,869 Yeah, no, I know, I-I always see you reading her 800 00:31:40,871 --> 00:31:42,205 at the coffee shop. 801 00:31:44,508 --> 00:31:46,708 Anyway, um, let's break her out of there. 802 00:31:46,710 --> 00:31:47,742 (WHINING) 803 00:31:47,744 --> 00:31:49,811 Oh, hi. 804 00:31:49,813 --> 00:31:51,713 What happens if she doesn't get adopted? 805 00:31:51,715 --> 00:31:54,051 Oh, no, no. We'll... we'll keep her here till she does. 806 00:31:54,818 --> 00:31:57,052 - Now she's a really good girl. - TARA: Hey. 807 00:31:57,054 --> 00:31:59,087 She just needs a little love. 808 00:31:59,089 --> 00:32:00,055 That's my girl. 809 00:32:00,057 --> 00:32:01,256 (WHIMPERS) 810 00:32:01,258 --> 00:32:04,426 ♪ Happy birthday to you 811 00:32:04,428 --> 00:32:08,563 ♪ Happy birthday dear Sammy 812 00:32:08,565 --> 00:32:12,232 ♪ Happy birthday to you 813 00:32:12,234 --> 00:32:14,201 (APPLAUDING) 814 00:32:14,203 --> 00:32:15,939 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 815 00:32:17,373 --> 00:32:20,274 - Do you think I'm ridiculous? - In what context? 816 00:32:20,276 --> 00:32:22,209 Throwing a party for my dog? 817 00:32:22,211 --> 00:32:24,579 No. I went to a doggie wedding last weekend. 818 00:32:24,581 --> 00:32:27,749 And it was, like, surprisingly emotional. 819 00:32:27,751 --> 00:32:29,051 (SIGHS) 820 00:32:29,053 --> 00:32:31,954 I would say that bouncy house is a little over the top. 821 00:32:31,956 --> 00:32:33,956 (DOG BARKING) 822 00:32:33,958 --> 00:32:35,289 ELIZABETH: Sam's just been so down. 823 00:32:35,291 --> 00:32:37,659 I thought this party would cheer him up. 824 00:32:37,661 --> 00:32:39,661 I mean, he looks pretty happy right now. 825 00:32:39,663 --> 00:32:41,730 (BARKS) 826 00:32:41,732 --> 00:32:43,265 Whose dog is that? 827 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,334 Hi. Look at this. 828 00:32:46,336 --> 00:32:48,770 Oh, whose dog are you? 829 00:32:48,772 --> 00:32:50,172 Brandy. 830 00:32:50,174 --> 00:32:51,406 (CHUCKLES) 831 00:32:51,408 --> 00:32:53,175 - AMY: It's Jimmy. - ELIZABETH: Oh, no. 832 00:32:53,177 --> 00:32:55,744 JIMMY: Hey. What are you doing here? 833 00:32:55,746 --> 00:32:56,778 Hi. 834 00:32:56,780 --> 00:32:57,947 - Hi. - Jimmy. 835 00:32:57,949 --> 00:32:59,013 - Hi, Jimmy. - There she is. 836 00:32:59,015 --> 00:33:00,614 It's Amy. Hi. 837 00:33:00,616 --> 00:33:03,283 I don't know if you remember me. I did your make-up last week. 838 00:33:03,285 --> 00:33:06,388 Not that you need it. Such a good face and body. 839 00:33:07,323 --> 00:33:10,125 - Thank you. Uh, Elizabeth. - Jimmy. 840 00:33:10,127 --> 00:33:11,192 Almost don't recognize you 841 00:33:11,194 --> 00:33:12,460 without steam coming out your ears. 842 00:33:12,462 --> 00:33:14,696 - Very funny. - No cards in your hand. 843 00:33:14,698 --> 00:33:15,730 Who's this? 844 00:33:15,732 --> 00:33:18,433 It's my main squeeze Brandy right here. 845 00:33:18,435 --> 00:33:19,902 Go ahead, Brand. 846 00:33:19,904 --> 00:33:21,170 - Oh. - Ah. 847 00:33:21,172 --> 00:33:22,369 - Oh, my. - She's getting up there, 848 00:33:22,371 --> 00:33:23,470 but she's still got it. 849 00:33:23,472 --> 00:33:24,873 ELIZABETH: Look at them. 850 00:33:24,875 --> 00:33:26,775 This is unbelievable. 851 00:33:26,777 --> 00:33:27,675 (CHUCKLES) 852 00:33:27,677 --> 00:33:28,943 You never seen dogs play before? 853 00:33:28,945 --> 00:33:30,612 ELIZABETH: Of course I have. It's just that 854 00:33:30,614 --> 00:33:33,248 Sam's been so depressed lately, and look at him now. 855 00:33:33,250 --> 00:33:35,416 Hm. Hey, what's wrong with you, girl? 856 00:33:35,418 --> 00:33:37,085 He bothering you? 857 00:33:37,087 --> 00:33:39,754 Ugh, guys are just the worst. 858 00:33:39,756 --> 00:33:42,692 Finally something we agree on. (CHUCKLES) 859 00:33:45,295 --> 00:33:47,097 TARA: Did you always know you wanted to do this? 860 00:33:47,931 --> 00:33:50,999 GARRETT: Well, uh, my parents fought a lot when I was a kid. 861 00:33:51,001 --> 00:33:53,601 And, uh, my dog's the one who really got me through it. 862 00:33:53,603 --> 00:33:56,204 So I saved up and three years ago, 863 00:33:56,206 --> 00:33:58,708 I had enough to, uh, to open this place. 864 00:33:59,476 --> 00:34:01,509 Man, I wish my work mattered. 865 00:34:01,511 --> 00:34:02,977 Your work does matter. 866 00:34:02,979 --> 00:34:05,814 I sell people an over-priced, legally addictive substance. 867 00:34:05,816 --> 00:34:08,884 Or you brighten up people's mornings. 868 00:34:08,886 --> 00:34:09,854 Your work matters. 869 00:34:10,787 --> 00:34:11,953 Thanks. 870 00:34:11,955 --> 00:34:13,320 - ...for stopping by, you know. - Yeah. Of course. 871 00:34:13,322 --> 00:34:15,223 I hope you had a good time and... 872 00:34:15,225 --> 00:34:16,257 - I was gonna ask. - Yeah. 873 00:34:16,259 --> 00:34:18,059 Would it be possible to, like, 874 00:34:18,061 --> 00:34:19,093 um, volunteer... 875 00:34:19,095 --> 00:34:20,762 Yes. 876 00:34:20,764 --> 00:34:22,597 - Yes. Um... - (GERTRUDE WHIMPERS) 877 00:34:22,599 --> 00:34:23,965 (CLEARS THROAT) Yeah. 878 00:34:23,967 --> 00:34:25,267 - Yeah? - Yes. 879 00:34:25,269 --> 00:34:27,035 But if you want to, and-and there's no pressure. 880 00:34:27,037 --> 00:34:29,637 Um, but we're just glad to have volunteers whenever, 881 00:34:29,639 --> 00:34:31,173 you know, especially when they're you. 882 00:34:31,175 --> 00:34:33,374 - I am so excited. - I'm so excited. 883 00:34:33,376 --> 00:34:34,876 And I just can't hide it. 884 00:34:34,878 --> 00:34:37,411 I'm about to lose control, and I think I like it. 885 00:34:37,413 --> 00:34:38,847 - (LAUGHING): Okay. Great. - Okay. 886 00:34:38,849 --> 00:34:40,849 - Well, bye, Gertrude. - Say bye. 887 00:34:40,851 --> 00:34:42,217 - I'll see you soon. - Okay, but... 888 00:34:42,219 --> 00:34:43,685 You can leave your number if you want. 889 00:34:43,687 --> 00:34:45,854 - I'm sorry, what? - Do you wanna leave your number? 890 00:34:45,856 --> 00:34:46,754 - Oh. - Just in case. 891 00:34:46,756 --> 00:34:48,656 - Um... just stop by. - Um... 892 00:34:48,658 --> 00:34:49,657 - Okay, great. - Okay. 893 00:34:49,659 --> 00:34:50,892 I hope to see you soon. 894 00:34:50,894 --> 00:34:51,995 And, just, um... 895 00:34:53,064 --> 00:34:55,866 make sure that y-y-you take care of yourself 896 00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:59,834 and, um, if you need, uh, if you need anything, 897 00:34:59,836 --> 00:35:01,970 I'm here. This is where I work. 898 00:35:01,972 --> 00:35:04,239 - I know your spot. Okay. - Okay. Cool, cool. 899 00:35:04,241 --> 00:35:05,809 - Bye. - Gee, um... 900 00:35:09,212 --> 00:35:10,445 - I lost it. It was there. - Lost it? 901 00:35:10,447 --> 00:35:11,880 - And then it went. So... - It's okay. 902 00:35:11,882 --> 00:35:12,947 (CHUCKLES) Okay. 903 00:35:12,949 --> 00:35:14,918 Bye, Gertrude. Bye. 904 00:35:15,952 --> 00:35:19,420 On a scale of one to ten, just how... how bad was that? 905 00:35:19,422 --> 00:35:20,855 (WHIMPERS) 906 00:35:20,857 --> 00:35:22,190 Ten? 907 00:35:22,192 --> 00:35:23,559 Gertrude, it wasn't that bad. 908 00:35:24,426 --> 00:35:26,861 ALEXA (ON TV): Hey, everybody, we are looking at gorgeous weather 909 00:35:26,863 --> 00:35:29,529 coming up just in time for July 4th. 910 00:35:29,531 --> 00:35:31,799 Really nice for a walk out in the park 911 00:35:31,801 --> 00:35:34,669 if you live near a park. I certainly don't. 912 00:35:34,671 --> 00:35:37,705 I live in a large 21-unit concrete building. 913 00:35:37,707 --> 00:35:39,341 Sometimes I think to myself, 914 00:35:39,343 --> 00:35:40,942 "Wouldn't it be nice to have a yard?" 915 00:35:40,944 --> 00:35:41,876 It sure would. 916 00:35:41,878 --> 00:35:44,646 Especially during barbecue season. 917 00:35:44,648 --> 00:35:46,813 I sure wish I had a barbecue to go to. 918 00:35:46,815 --> 00:35:51,085 Turns out, Independence Day is truly a day of being alone. 919 00:35:51,087 --> 00:35:54,289 Anyway, you can see that the coastal region... 920 00:35:54,291 --> 00:35:55,959 (PANTING) 921 00:35:56,893 --> 00:35:59,060 Look, it doesn't come from me, it comes from upstairs, 922 00:35:59,062 --> 00:36:00,228 but I can't say I disagree. 923 00:36:00,230 --> 00:36:01,663 A co-host? 924 00:36:01,665 --> 00:36:04,233 Why would you hire me a co-host? I-I'm a lone wolf. 925 00:36:04,235 --> 00:36:05,833 Okay, look, you are a pro. 926 00:36:05,835 --> 00:36:08,137 It's just that sometimes you can be a little uptight. 927 00:36:08,139 --> 00:36:09,704 I am not uptight. 928 00:36:09,706 --> 00:36:11,105 Look, I would never ask 929 00:36:11,107 --> 00:36:12,941 for an employee to show up a little drunk. 930 00:36:12,943 --> 00:36:15,475 But sometimes I do get the urge to ask you to do that. 931 00:36:15,477 --> 00:36:16,978 Fine. Then get me a bottle. 932 00:36:16,980 --> 00:36:18,880 Can somebody get me a bottle of schnapps? 933 00:36:18,882 --> 00:36:20,915 Nobody wants schnapps! She's kidding. 934 00:36:20,917 --> 00:36:22,917 - I'll get drunk right now. - Listen. 935 00:36:22,919 --> 00:36:25,853 I know that you are trying to be more loose. 936 00:36:25,855 --> 00:36:27,488 I mean, the other morning, during that interview, 937 00:36:27,490 --> 00:36:28,823 it's the loosest I've ever seen you. 938 00:36:28,825 --> 00:36:30,925 - It was amazing. - Thank you. 939 00:36:30,927 --> 00:36:33,195 - Wait. Which interview? - Whoo! 940 00:36:33,197 --> 00:36:35,595 Wake up, LA. (CHUCKLES) 941 00:36:35,597 --> 00:36:37,398 - No. - Just came to say good morning. 942 00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:38,598 - Good morning. - ELIZABETH: Jimmy. 943 00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:40,335 Look at this. The whole team is here. 944 00:36:40,337 --> 00:36:41,970 Myra, put your hands up. 945 00:36:41,972 --> 00:36:42,904 All right. 946 00:36:42,906 --> 00:36:43,974 I'm sorry. 947 00:36:44,975 --> 00:36:47,141 Oh. She didn't know. 948 00:36:47,143 --> 00:36:48,876 Our interview was a disaster. 949 00:36:48,878 --> 00:36:50,878 Yes, a disaster that got more hits than anything 950 00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:52,680 from any of your shows that we have ever posted. 951 00:36:52,682 --> 00:36:54,383 See, that's the problem. 952 00:36:54,385 --> 00:36:56,251 Nobody cares about serious journalism anymore. 953 00:36:56,253 --> 00:36:57,884 Serious... Is that what this is? Serious journalism? 954 00:36:57,886 --> 00:36:59,619 This tackle dummy doesn't know anything 955 00:36:59,621 --> 00:37:01,122 about hosting a morning news show. 956 00:37:01,124 --> 00:37:03,091 Whoa! "Tackle dummy?" Now... now we're name-calling? 957 00:37:03,093 --> 00:37:04,558 Look, first of all, save that for the show. 958 00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:06,493 The audience loves you two together. 959 00:37:06,495 --> 00:37:08,396 They really do, so you are going to have 960 00:37:08,398 --> 00:37:09,897 to make it work. 961 00:37:09,899 --> 00:37:12,202 Very good. Thank you. Goodbye. 962 00:37:15,972 --> 00:37:18,106 - Is she... is she gonna look up? - No. 963 00:37:18,108 --> 00:37:20,211 Once her eyes go down, they don't come back up. 964 00:37:25,647 --> 00:37:27,348 I mean, that's impressive. 965 00:37:27,350 --> 00:37:29,083 (SNORING) 966 00:37:29,085 --> 00:37:30,787 (CHARLIE PANTING) 967 00:37:31,621 --> 00:37:32,756 What is that? 968 00:37:35,091 --> 00:37:36,357 (PASSES WIND) 969 00:37:36,359 --> 00:37:39,660 Oh! Oh! God! Charlie. 970 00:37:39,662 --> 00:37:41,631 (CELL PHONE CHIMES) 971 00:37:49,772 --> 00:37:52,541 DAX: Just pee anywhere! 972 00:37:53,510 --> 00:37:54,842 DAISY (ON PHONE): Come on, you're only there 973 00:37:54,844 --> 00:37:56,778 to get more face-time with hot vet. 974 00:37:56,780 --> 00:37:59,047 TARA (ON PHONE): Not true. He's barely here. 975 00:37:59,049 --> 00:38:02,216 And when he is here, he's checking out the dogs, not me. 976 00:38:02,218 --> 00:38:03,851 Anyway, what are you up to? 977 00:38:03,853 --> 00:38:05,019 DAISY: I'm with a client. 978 00:38:05,021 --> 00:38:06,488 You should see his owner's house. 979 00:38:06,490 --> 00:38:08,022 This place is bananas. 980 00:38:08,024 --> 00:38:10,525 TARA: I can't believe people would just let you 981 00:38:10,527 --> 00:38:12,060 into their house like that. 982 00:38:12,062 --> 00:38:14,195 DAISY: Walking someone's dog is a very intimate thing. 983 00:38:14,197 --> 00:38:15,797 We create a special bond. 984 00:38:15,799 --> 00:38:17,631 Like, the owner of the house I'm at, 985 00:38:17,633 --> 00:38:19,801 he is my soulmate. 986 00:38:19,803 --> 00:38:22,170 We have the same taste in movies, 987 00:38:22,172 --> 00:38:24,540 TV shows, bath products. 988 00:38:24,542 --> 00:38:27,509 Okay, just as long as you're not being creepy. 989 00:38:27,511 --> 00:38:28,745 I'm not. 990 00:38:29,579 --> 00:38:30,945 MAN: Twelve minutes to show, everyone. 991 00:38:30,947 --> 00:38:32,448 He is kind of cute, though. 992 00:38:32,450 --> 00:38:34,449 - Who? - Jimmy. 993 00:38:34,451 --> 00:38:37,351 I like his shoulders... and his legs... 994 00:38:37,353 --> 00:38:38,553 and his face and his neck. 995 00:38:38,555 --> 00:38:39,887 - You're into necks? - Oh, yeah. 996 00:38:39,889 --> 00:38:42,723 I love necks, they're like the abs of the head. 997 00:38:42,725 --> 00:38:45,493 - Ooh, good morning, Amy. - Good morning, Jimmy. 998 00:38:45,495 --> 00:38:46,828 You gotta make sure I look awake, okay? 999 00:38:46,830 --> 00:38:48,965 - I'll be your cup of coffee. - Uh-oh. 1000 00:38:50,133 --> 00:38:51,400 Good morning, Liz. 1001 00:38:51,402 --> 00:38:52,902 Jimmy. 1002 00:38:55,105 --> 00:38:57,739 You know, I had no idea that you weren't consulted, by the way. 1003 00:38:58,907 --> 00:39:01,777 So... maybe a fresh start? 1004 00:39:02,545 --> 00:39:03,847 AMY: Fresh. 1005 00:39:05,115 --> 00:39:07,415 Sorry, I'm very into this conversation. 1006 00:39:07,417 --> 00:39:08,384 Yeah. 1007 00:39:10,019 --> 00:39:10,954 Fine. 1008 00:39:11,955 --> 00:39:12,954 Fresh. 1009 00:39:12,956 --> 00:39:14,722 Oh, by the way, I meant tell you that, 1010 00:39:14,724 --> 00:39:19,261 uh, Brandy has been talking non-stop about Sam. 1011 00:39:19,263 --> 00:39:21,096 - Yeah, it's cra-craziest thing. - Oh, really? 1012 00:39:21,098 --> 00:39:22,796 Didn't even know she could talk. Yeah. 1013 00:39:22,798 --> 00:39:25,133 So I figured we should probably get them back together. 1014 00:39:25,135 --> 00:39:26,766 Uh, maybe, uh... 1015 00:39:26,768 --> 00:39:28,238 maybe Saturday. 1016 00:39:29,606 --> 00:39:31,873 I don't, uh... I don't think that... 1017 00:39:31,875 --> 00:39:32,807 Ow! 1018 00:39:32,809 --> 00:39:34,244 You had a big piece of lint. 1019 00:39:35,078 --> 00:39:36,512 (WHISPERING): What are you doing? 1020 00:39:36,514 --> 00:39:38,181 (WHISPERING): The lint is being stupid. 1021 00:39:42,419 --> 00:39:43,519 I think Sam would enjoy that. 1022 00:39:43,521 --> 00:39:44,785 - Yeah? - Mm. 1023 00:39:44,787 --> 00:39:46,521 Well, then, it is a date. 1024 00:39:46,523 --> 00:39:48,788 - It's a dog date. - It's a dog date. 1025 00:39:48,790 --> 00:39:52,362 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1026 00:39:57,100 --> 00:39:58,067 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 1027 00:39:58,935 --> 00:40:00,403 Do you think she's having fun? 1028 00:40:01,438 --> 00:40:05,008 I don't know, it's hard to tell. She's got a good poker face. 1029 00:40:07,244 --> 00:40:09,111 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1030 00:40:09,113 --> 00:40:10,911 I think we should just grab some of these kids 1031 00:40:10,913 --> 00:40:12,315 and bring them over to play with her. 1032 00:40:13,583 --> 00:40:15,316 I don't think we should grab any kids. 1033 00:40:15,318 --> 00:40:18,687 Not grab, like, lure. With candy or something. 1034 00:40:19,622 --> 00:40:21,389 Does that... does that sound creepy? 1035 00:40:21,391 --> 00:40:22,890 Yeah, it sounds super creepy. 1036 00:40:22,892 --> 00:40:25,059 It sounds criminal, sounds you're talking like a criminal. 1037 00:40:25,061 --> 00:40:26,928 I-I just want her to be happy. 1038 00:40:26,930 --> 00:40:29,433 Well, me, too. She will. She will. 1039 00:40:30,367 --> 00:40:31,701 (SIGHS) 1040 00:40:33,769 --> 00:40:35,003 My God, where did she go? 1041 00:40:35,737 --> 00:40:38,039 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Honey. - She's okay. 1042 00:40:38,041 --> 00:40:39,607 It's okay, it's okay. Don't panic. 1043 00:40:39,609 --> 00:40:42,109 - She was right here. - Amelia! Amelia! 1044 00:40:42,111 --> 00:40:43,411 Did you guys see a-a-a little girl? 1045 00:40:43,413 --> 00:40:45,046 - She was, like, playing ou... - No. I'm sorry. 1046 00:40:45,048 --> 00:40:47,515 Have you seen a little girl? She has, uh, brown hair? 1047 00:40:47,517 --> 00:40:49,150 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1048 00:40:49,152 --> 00:40:50,086 Amelia! 1049 00:40:51,721 --> 00:40:53,322 - Amelia! - Amelia! 1050 00:40:53,324 --> 00:40:54,121 Amelia, where are you? 1051 00:40:54,123 --> 00:40:55,856 - I love you. - KURT: Uh, Grace. 1052 00:40:55,858 --> 00:40:57,359 - GRACE: What? - I love you... 1053 00:40:57,361 --> 00:40:58,526 (AMELIA MUMBLES) 1054 00:40:58,528 --> 00:41:01,464 Oh. A doggie? 1055 00:41:02,398 --> 00:41:05,566 Oh! Well, let me see you. 1056 00:41:05,568 --> 00:41:08,336 Hi, are you lost, pumpkin? 1057 00:41:08,338 --> 00:41:11,272 Hi. Hi. 1058 00:41:11,274 --> 00:41:12,742 Hi, pumpkin. 1059 00:41:14,110 --> 00:41:15,412 (PANTING) 1060 00:41:16,714 --> 00:41:18,413 Can we keep her? 1061 00:41:18,415 --> 00:41:19,350 Oh. 1062 00:41:20,284 --> 00:41:23,016 - Uh, oh. - Oh. Uh... 1063 00:41:23,018 --> 00:41:25,686 TYLER: First, we plaster this bad boy all around the city. 1064 00:41:25,688 --> 00:41:27,856 Then we take it to shelters and rescues. 1065 00:41:29,158 --> 00:41:30,360 Come on. Hop on. 1066 00:41:33,329 --> 00:41:34,897 Are you out of your mind? 1067 00:41:35,965 --> 00:41:38,299 Oh, look. You got a baby Transformer. 1068 00:41:38,301 --> 00:41:39,369 Wise guy. 1069 00:41:40,404 --> 00:41:42,136 WALTER: Slow down. 1070 00:41:42,138 --> 00:41:43,605 I don't wanna get arrested for letting 1071 00:41:43,607 --> 00:41:45,307 a toddler drive my car. 1072 00:41:45,309 --> 00:41:46,607 TYLER: I have my learner's permit. 1073 00:41:46,609 --> 00:41:47,943 This is totally legal. 1074 00:41:48,711 --> 00:41:50,044 So where do you want me to put these? 1075 00:41:50,046 --> 00:41:52,148 Oh, just in my backpack. That'd be great. 1076 00:41:52,882 --> 00:41:55,349 Oh, pizza boy reads. 1077 00:41:55,351 --> 00:41:57,719 I take it this is assigned reading. 1078 00:41:57,721 --> 00:41:59,453 Yeah, yeah, for summer school. 1079 00:41:59,455 --> 00:42:02,423 "A man who has gone through bitter experiences 1080 00:42:02,425 --> 00:42:03,759 "and travels far, 1081 00:42:03,761 --> 00:42:06,428 enjoys even his sufferings after a time." 1082 00:42:06,430 --> 00:42:07,629 (CHUCKLES) 1083 00:42:07,631 --> 00:42:08,931 Definitely suffering through that book. 1084 00:42:09,666 --> 00:42:11,064 My teacher, Mr. Chapman, suggested 1085 00:42:11,066 --> 00:42:12,667 that I should get, uh, some tutoring, 1086 00:42:12,669 --> 00:42:14,602 but my mom says 1087 00:42:14,604 --> 00:42:15,904 we don't have the money. 1088 00:42:17,206 --> 00:42:20,243 For many years, I was an English professor at UCLA. 1089 00:42:20,977 --> 00:42:22,778 That's where I met my wife. 1090 00:42:22,780 --> 00:42:24,011 Oh, cool. 1091 00:42:24,013 --> 00:42:26,249 - Uh, she still teach there or... - No. 1092 00:42:26,983 --> 00:42:29,384 She passed two years ago this November. 1093 00:42:29,386 --> 00:42:31,819 Oh. I'm so sorry. 1094 00:42:31,821 --> 00:42:33,688 This was her car, you know. 1095 00:42:33,690 --> 00:42:35,922 Ah! Of course. 1096 00:42:35,924 --> 00:42:38,261 I didn't think you really picked this bad boy out. 1097 00:42:39,128 --> 00:42:42,065 She was a great teacher. Taught me a lot. 1098 00:42:46,737 --> 00:42:48,938 My dad died when I was 12. So... 1099 00:42:49,939 --> 00:42:51,207 I totally get it. 1100 00:42:52,342 --> 00:42:55,510 There's a lot of times I wish he was still here, you know. 1101 00:42:55,512 --> 00:42:56,580 Give me advice and stuff. 1102 00:42:57,314 --> 00:42:59,747 Maybe, uh, I'd ask him how to suggest to someone 1103 00:42:59,749 --> 00:43:01,150 that they should get a new car. 1104 00:43:02,017 --> 00:43:03,386 Maybe one that's not yellow. 1105 00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:07,054 And I might ask him if he taught his son to be a wise guy 1106 00:43:07,056 --> 00:43:08,656 or does it just come naturally. 1107 00:43:08,658 --> 00:43:09,592 (CHUCKLES) 1108 00:43:14,330 --> 00:43:16,165 I could help you with your studies. 1109 00:43:17,033 --> 00:43:19,133 Yeah, yeah, that'd be... that'd be amazing, 1110 00:43:19,135 --> 00:43:23,036 but, uh, I don't have the money to do that. 1111 00:43:23,038 --> 00:43:25,040 No, I'm not askin' for your cash. 1112 00:43:26,209 --> 00:43:27,708 Perhaps, if you come a little early, 1113 00:43:27,710 --> 00:43:29,944 before we go look for Mabel, 1114 00:43:29,946 --> 00:43:32,982 we'll see if we can help you get it a little more. 1115 00:43:33,716 --> 00:43:35,883 - You sure? - Sure. 1116 00:43:35,885 --> 00:43:37,053 Thank you. 1117 00:43:38,154 --> 00:43:39,088 Yeah. 1118 00:43:41,725 --> 00:43:42,923 GRACE: Any luck? 1119 00:43:42,925 --> 00:43:44,125 No. You? 1120 00:43:44,127 --> 00:43:45,128 No. 1121 00:43:47,663 --> 00:43:48,829 (SIGHS) 1122 00:43:48,831 --> 00:43:50,865 - Okay. Okay. - Whoo! 1123 00:43:50,867 --> 00:43:53,000 - We'll take her home tonight for safekeeping. - AMELIA: Yay! 1124 00:43:53,002 --> 00:43:54,502 KURT: Okay, we gotta look for... 1125 00:43:54,504 --> 00:43:56,370 - This is just temporary. - GRACE: Yeah, I know. Temporary. 1126 00:43:56,372 --> 00:43:59,507 - KURT: That's it. Good. - GRACE: Yeah, temp. T-E-M-P. 1127 00:43:59,509 --> 00:44:01,909 GRACE: Oh, honey, she is really overweight. 1128 00:44:01,911 --> 00:44:05,212 KURT: Yeah, there's a lot of her to love. Mm-hmm. 1129 00:44:05,214 --> 00:44:07,783 Maybe we can take her on walks? 1130 00:44:07,785 --> 00:44:10,851 - Oh! That's a great idea. - Yeah, that's a great idea. 1131 00:44:10,853 --> 00:44:12,520 We can take her on a walk. 1132 00:44:12,522 --> 00:44:14,190 Do you wanna be my roommate? 1133 00:44:16,092 --> 00:44:17,593 What's your favorite animal? 1134 00:44:18,961 --> 00:44:21,195 Lions? Yeah, maybe lions. 1135 00:44:21,197 --> 00:44:24,098 My favorite is doggies, of course. 1136 00:44:24,100 --> 00:44:27,069 What's your second favorite animal? 1137 00:44:27,805 --> 00:44:29,270 Hm... 1138 00:44:29,272 --> 00:44:31,773 I think you like zebras, of course, 1139 00:44:31,775 --> 00:44:33,176 'cause they're white and black. 1140 00:44:33,910 --> 00:44:37,278 My third favorite, um, let's see, bears. 1141 00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:40,947 I love bears. They're my favorite. 1142 00:44:40,949 --> 00:44:43,317 But you're cuter than bears. 1143 00:44:43,319 --> 00:44:45,555 Oh. We're gonna keep this dog. 1144 00:44:46,956 --> 00:44:48,622 I know, I know, I mean, after we try 1145 00:44:48,624 --> 00:44:50,057 - to find the owners. - Right. 1146 00:44:50,059 --> 00:44:51,760 - Yeah. - Right. 1147 00:44:51,762 --> 00:44:53,329 You should be my best friend. 1148 00:44:54,263 --> 00:44:55,231 And a fry. 1149 00:44:55,965 --> 00:44:58,332 Yeah. Do you like IPAs? 1150 00:44:58,334 --> 00:45:00,099 Me, either, but if I don't order them, 1151 00:45:00,101 --> 00:45:02,536 I feel like I'm not recycling or something. 1152 00:45:02,538 --> 00:45:05,072 This is kind of fun, huh, eating fries, drinking beer? 1153 00:45:05,074 --> 00:45:07,043 (WHIMPERING) 1154 00:45:08,511 --> 00:45:11,113 Don't tell my sister I gave you people food, okay. 1155 00:45:12,850 --> 00:45:15,251 Hey, Dax. How are your wings? 1156 00:45:16,118 --> 00:45:17,588 Well, Kelli, the wings were hot. 1157 00:45:18,522 --> 00:45:19,456 (CHARLIE GROWLS) 1158 00:45:20,557 --> 00:45:22,055 Cool. 1159 00:45:22,057 --> 00:45:24,460 Like, seriously hot, burned my mouth. 1160 00:45:26,896 --> 00:45:29,065 So why'd you name your band Frunk? 1161 00:45:30,566 --> 00:45:34,201 Well, because it can mean anything. 1162 00:45:34,203 --> 00:45:37,473 - Oh, dope. - Yeah, dope. 1163 00:45:40,510 --> 00:45:41,375 (PANTING) 1164 00:45:41,377 --> 00:45:42,611 - Okay, um... - Oh, hello. 1165 00:45:42,613 --> 00:45:43,778 Charlie, Charlie. 1166 00:45:43,780 --> 00:45:44,746 Hi, puppy. 1167 00:45:44,748 --> 00:45:46,279 Charlie. Please. 1168 00:45:46,281 --> 00:45:48,081 - So, so... - That's okay. 1169 00:45:48,083 --> 00:45:49,850 - So, so sorry. - He's cute. 1170 00:45:49,852 --> 00:45:52,853 I'm watching my sister's dog. She's in the hospital. 1171 00:45:52,855 --> 00:45:54,722 KELLI: Well, that's so nice of you. 1172 00:45:54,724 --> 00:45:56,492 Well, he's family. 1173 00:45:59,729 --> 00:46:01,997 Oh, Charlie, Charlie. Sorry. I'm so... No, no. I'm so sorry. 1174 00:46:01,999 --> 00:46:03,297 - Off... - It's all right. 1175 00:46:03,299 --> 00:46:05,700 Down. Charlie, down. Down. Yeah. 1176 00:46:05,702 --> 00:46:08,537 He doesn't deal well with other people getting attention. 1177 00:46:08,539 --> 00:46:09,772 Charlie, come on, man. 1178 00:46:10,973 --> 00:46:12,573 (CHARLIE WHIMPERING) 1179 00:46:12,575 --> 00:46:13,807 (CHARLIE BARKING) 1180 00:46:13,809 --> 00:46:15,578 (SCRATCHING AT DOOR) 1181 00:46:16,712 --> 00:46:18,013 Where were we? 1182 00:46:18,015 --> 00:46:20,147 - Oh, I don't remember. - Hm. 1183 00:46:20,149 --> 00:46:21,749 - (CHARLIE BARKING) - Charlie. 1184 00:46:21,751 --> 00:46:23,050 (SCRATCHING AT DOOR CONTINUES) 1185 00:46:23,052 --> 00:46:24,652 Charlie, you're gonna get me kicked out of here. 1186 00:46:24,654 --> 00:46:28,291 I'm so sorry about the dog. 1187 00:46:29,325 --> 00:46:32,694 Yeah, just feel like maybe now is not the right time. 1188 00:46:32,696 --> 00:46:34,127 (CHARLIE WHIMPERING, BARKING) 1189 00:46:34,129 --> 00:46:36,797 Uh, we could... we could go to your place. 1190 00:46:36,799 --> 00:46:38,367 I live with my boyfriend. 1191 00:46:39,735 --> 00:46:41,270 Oh. 1192 00:46:44,007 --> 00:46:46,709 Sam is a completely different dog around Brandy. 1193 00:46:47,643 --> 00:46:50,477 - He's just so happy. - JIMMY: You know what they say. 1194 00:46:50,479 --> 00:46:52,546 Animals are a direct reflection of their owners. 1195 00:46:52,548 --> 00:46:54,883 ELIZABETH: Oh, yeah. You know what? I can totally see it. 1196 00:46:54,885 --> 00:46:57,183 Is Brandy desperate to find a second career, too? 1197 00:46:57,185 --> 00:46:59,520 (CHUCKLES) Okay, well, let me ask you. 1198 00:46:59,522 --> 00:47:01,889 When you get your hair done, do you take a picture in of Sam 1199 00:47:01,891 --> 00:47:03,122 and go, "Do this?" 1200 00:47:03,124 --> 00:47:05,259 (LAUGHS) Yes, actually. 1201 00:47:05,261 --> 00:47:07,963 - JIMMY: Do you? - I am flattered that you noticed. 1202 00:47:07,965 --> 00:47:10,264 Can you see it? Twins. 1203 00:47:10,266 --> 00:47:12,633 My mind is blown. I can't... I can't tell who's who. 1204 00:47:12,635 --> 00:47:14,234 (LAUGHS) 1205 00:47:14,236 --> 00:47:16,037 Uh, this is me and Brandy's spot. 1206 00:47:16,039 --> 00:47:17,841 - Isn't that right, girl? - WOMAN: Good job, Eddie. 1207 00:47:18,609 --> 00:47:20,775 - Honey, not so far out. - JIMMY: Wow, so many kids out here. 1208 00:47:20,777 --> 00:47:22,443 ELIZABETH: All my friends are having kids right now. 1209 00:47:22,445 --> 00:47:24,612 My whole family... ask me all the time 1210 00:47:24,614 --> 00:47:25,879 what the hold-up is. 1211 00:47:25,881 --> 00:47:27,348 Yeah, what is the hold-up? 1212 00:47:27,350 --> 00:47:29,249 - What's wrong with you? - Well... 1213 00:47:29,251 --> 00:47:30,618 - What's wrong with me? - Mm. 1214 00:47:30,620 --> 00:47:33,489 - What's wrong with you? - Nothing. 1215 00:47:34,256 --> 00:47:35,591 Nothing is wrong with me. 1216 00:47:36,525 --> 00:47:39,161 Just had a cheating ex-boyfriend. 1217 00:47:43,767 --> 00:47:44,901 I'm sorry. 1218 00:47:46,201 --> 00:47:47,534 Thank you. 1219 00:47:47,536 --> 00:47:48,669 (CLEARS THROAT) 1220 00:47:48,671 --> 00:47:50,539 But seriously, what's wrong with you? 1221 00:47:51,941 --> 00:47:53,309 Already? You see what... 1222 00:47:54,176 --> 00:47:55,511 Playing ball. 1223 00:47:56,947 --> 00:47:58,812 You know how it is. 1224 00:47:58,814 --> 00:48:00,514 Never planted my feet. 1225 00:48:00,516 --> 00:48:02,282 Guess you could say the most significant woman 1226 00:48:02,284 --> 00:48:04,420 in my life has been Brandy. 1227 00:48:05,287 --> 00:48:09,288 But... little more settled now. 1228 00:48:09,290 --> 00:48:11,192 So I think I'll give it another try. 1229 00:48:13,729 --> 00:48:16,298 It's hard to compete with a lady like Brandy. 1230 00:48:19,468 --> 00:48:22,169 This is still just a dog date, right? 1231 00:48:22,171 --> 00:48:25,608 Yes. Still just a dog date. 1232 00:48:26,509 --> 00:48:29,680 (WHEELS SQUEAKING, BRAKES SQUEALING) 1233 00:48:33,248 --> 00:48:34,750 Okay. Yeah. 1234 00:48:35,618 --> 00:48:39,386 Charlie, I know there is a good guy deep down there somewhere, 1235 00:48:39,388 --> 00:48:42,391 but I can't say that I am not excited to get my life back. 1236 00:48:43,793 --> 00:48:44,925 (LAUGHS) 1237 00:48:44,927 --> 00:48:47,028 Hey, there he is. 1238 00:48:47,030 --> 00:48:48,662 - Oh, wow! - Daddy. 1239 00:48:48,664 --> 00:48:51,198 - Hey. I'm a dad. - Hi. How are you? 1240 00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:53,536 - I'm a dad... - Yeah. 1241 00:48:54,604 --> 00:48:57,370 - Are... are you okay? - Yeah. 1242 00:48:57,372 --> 00:48:59,973 I'm grea... I've never been happier in my whole life. 1243 00:48:59,975 --> 00:49:02,241 Okay, so let's get you Purell, huh? 1244 00:49:02,243 --> 00:49:05,212 - I'm two peoples' dad. Ha-ha. - Oh. 1245 00:49:05,214 --> 00:49:06,780 Just scary when you think about it, but when you 1246 00:49:06,782 --> 00:49:08,415 don't think about it, well, it's just the same. 1247 00:49:08,417 --> 00:49:09,984 It's just, everything's the same. Sorry. 1248 00:49:09,986 --> 00:49:11,218 Just gotta get you super clean. 1249 00:49:11,220 --> 00:49:13,021 So keep your voice real, real super quiet. 1250 00:49:13,023 --> 00:49:14,189 - Okay. - Hospital clean. 1251 00:49:14,191 --> 00:49:15,790 That's what she says. Hospital clean. 1252 00:49:15,792 --> 00:49:19,761 And, uh, don't say anything about her ankles, okay. 1253 00:49:19,763 --> 00:49:22,361 - Her ankles? - Yeah, they're full of baby water. 1254 00:49:22,363 --> 00:49:25,367 I guess it's normal, but it looks disgusting. 1255 00:49:26,202 --> 00:49:27,468 (HUMMING) 1256 00:49:27,470 --> 00:49:29,204 Let's get ready to be an uncle! 1257 00:49:29,206 --> 00:49:30,904 - (BABY CRYING) - (SHUSHING) 1258 00:49:30,906 --> 00:49:33,108 Sorry, sorry, sorry. I'm sorry. 1259 00:49:33,110 --> 00:49:36,343 - Shh! Shh! - Okay, I got it. 1260 00:49:36,345 --> 00:49:38,913 What's wrong with you? Shh. 1261 00:49:38,915 --> 00:49:41,683 I gotta tell you, I think you guys' shushes are louder 1262 00:49:41,685 --> 00:49:43,383 than the volume of my voice right now. 1263 00:49:43,385 --> 00:49:44,652 (CRYING INTENSIFIES) 1264 00:49:44,654 --> 00:49:46,287 (DOG PANTING) 1265 00:49:47,123 --> 00:49:50,390 Oh, no. Let's keep looking. 1266 00:49:50,392 --> 00:49:52,361 - Thank you. - Oh, of course. 1267 00:49:53,529 --> 00:49:55,397 - Thanks. - Yeah, totally. 1268 00:49:56,432 --> 00:49:58,332 Yeah, I'll let you know if we get any more pugs in. 1269 00:49:58,334 --> 00:49:59,900 - Okay, yeah. See you. - Bye. 1270 00:49:59,902 --> 00:50:02,302 GARRETT: Well, I-I-I know, I understand. 1271 00:50:02,304 --> 00:50:05,405 I just, I wanna do as much as I can, I mean... 1272 00:50:05,407 --> 00:50:08,475 Okay. All right, thank you. 1273 00:50:08,477 --> 00:50:13,113 Thank you for nothing, you terrible lawyer. I don't... 1274 00:50:13,115 --> 00:50:14,416 - Hey. - Hey. 1275 00:50:15,184 --> 00:50:17,384 - You're there. Hi. - I am. 1276 00:50:17,386 --> 00:50:18,888 What's going on? 1277 00:50:20,356 --> 00:50:23,325 Our landlord just sold the building out from under us. 1278 00:50:24,527 --> 00:50:26,662 - He can do that? - He just did. 1279 00:50:28,564 --> 00:50:31,701 Okay, so then, we'll just find another place. 1280 00:50:32,968 --> 00:50:34,637 GARRETT: That sounds great, 1281 00:50:35,403 --> 00:50:37,504 but I don't have any money to do that. 1282 00:50:37,506 --> 00:50:40,442 I put every single cent that I have into this place. 1283 00:50:41,677 --> 00:50:44,279 Okay, so then, we'll just raise it. 1284 00:50:44,281 --> 00:50:46,446 I mean, how about a fundraiser? 1285 00:50:46,448 --> 00:50:48,950 Uh, we could get the food and the drinks donated. 1286 00:50:48,952 --> 00:50:52,386 Raffle off prizes, make it a real event, you know. 1287 00:50:52,388 --> 00:50:55,355 Oh, my God. I am totally getting ahead of myself. 1288 00:50:55,357 --> 00:50:57,558 You haven't even said you want me to help out. 1289 00:50:57,560 --> 00:50:59,593 I want you to help out. Yes. Of course. 1290 00:50:59,595 --> 00:51:01,395 - I want you to help out. - Okay. Good. 1291 00:51:01,397 --> 00:51:03,797 I am terrible at throwing parties. 1292 00:51:03,799 --> 00:51:07,334 My sixteenth birthday was at Bed Bath & Beyond, so... 1293 00:51:07,336 --> 00:51:09,469 - Wait, really? - Uh, well, you know, it... 1294 00:51:09,471 --> 00:51:11,805 It wasn't just a Bed Bath & Beyond. I... 1295 00:51:11,807 --> 00:51:13,540 We started at Bed Bath & Beyond, 1296 00:51:13,542 --> 00:51:14,976 and there was sort of like a journey. 1297 00:51:14,978 --> 00:51:16,044 You had your birthday party 1298 00:51:16,046 --> 00:51:17,312 at Bed Bath & Beyond? 1299 00:51:17,314 --> 00:51:18,612 Yeah, it was Bed Bath & Beyond, 1300 00:51:18,614 --> 00:51:20,514 and beyond was a theme. I was, I was... 1301 00:51:20,516 --> 00:51:21,782 It was a phase that I was going through 1302 00:51:21,784 --> 00:51:23,584 where I just... I thought it was super fun. 1303 00:51:23,586 --> 00:51:25,319 It was actually, it was actually a lot of fun. 1304 00:51:25,321 --> 00:51:26,386 - No, no, it's great. - You think it's weird? 1305 00:51:26,388 --> 00:51:27,554 - It's great. - Okay. 1306 00:51:27,556 --> 00:51:29,223 We're gonna make this happen, okay. 1307 00:51:29,225 --> 00:51:31,358 - First we start with sponsors. - Yes. 1308 00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:34,928 Figure we could reach out to dog-food companies, pet stores. 1309 00:51:34,930 --> 00:51:36,797 And Bed Bath & Beyond. We could try. 1310 00:51:36,799 --> 00:51:38,398 We could try for Bed Bath & Beyond. 1311 00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:40,400 - I mean, we could even have media there. - Yeah. 1312 00:51:40,402 --> 00:51:42,502 Raise some public awareness for New Tricks. 1313 00:51:42,504 --> 00:51:44,772 Public awareness is my favorite type of awareness. 1314 00:51:44,774 --> 00:51:46,874 TARA: Well, lucky for you, I'm pretty good at this. 1315 00:51:46,876 --> 00:51:49,044 I actually know someone at Channel 12. 1316 00:51:50,045 --> 00:51:50,944 (SNIFFING) 1317 00:51:50,946 --> 00:51:54,748 ♪ On your long 1318 00:51:54,750 --> 00:51:56,016 (SNIFFS) 1319 00:51:56,018 --> 00:51:59,089 (PANTING) 1320 00:52:00,756 --> 00:52:02,591 (WHIMPERS) 1321 00:52:04,227 --> 00:52:07,962 ♪ You'll be shown 1322 00:52:07,964 --> 00:52:09,263 (BABY FUSSES) 1323 00:52:09,265 --> 00:52:10,566 I'm an uncle. 1324 00:52:11,767 --> 00:52:13,068 Mm, yeah. 1325 00:52:15,437 --> 00:52:17,104 Are they both Greg's? 1326 00:52:17,106 --> 00:52:18,741 Of course, they're Greg's. 1327 00:52:19,575 --> 00:52:21,242 'Cause neither of them look like Greg. 1328 00:52:21,244 --> 00:52:22,645 Oh, my God. 1329 00:52:23,445 --> 00:52:24,613 They're Greg's. 1330 00:52:25,481 --> 00:52:27,483 Did they both come out at the same time? 1331 00:52:29,319 --> 00:52:30,752 - What? - I just always wondered 1332 00:52:30,754 --> 00:52:32,488 if twins came out like... 1333 00:52:34,857 --> 00:52:36,223 Or, like, it's... 1334 00:52:36,225 --> 00:52:39,259 Stop doing this. Don't do that to my face ever again. 1335 00:52:39,261 --> 00:52:40,527 (BABY COOING) 1336 00:52:40,529 --> 00:52:41,995 No problem. 1337 00:52:41,997 --> 00:52:45,501 (SHUSHING) 1338 00:52:49,172 --> 00:52:53,740 ♪ You'll be shown 1339 00:52:53,742 --> 00:52:54,677 Ruth? 1340 00:52:58,180 --> 00:53:00,749 (BABY COOING) 1341 00:53:06,356 --> 00:53:07,656 Greg? 1342 00:53:08,691 --> 00:53:09,489 Greg? 1343 00:53:09,491 --> 00:53:11,026 (SNORING) 1344 00:53:12,661 --> 00:53:13,560 - Ruthie? - (CHARLIE BARKS) 1345 00:53:13,562 --> 00:53:15,029 Oh! Oh, God. Sorry. 1346 00:53:15,031 --> 00:53:16,730 Okay. Shh. No. Shh, shh. 1347 00:53:16,732 --> 00:53:19,100 Charlie, go to bed. Go to bed. 1348 00:53:19,102 --> 00:53:20,534 Charlie. Uh... 1349 00:53:20,536 --> 00:53:21,500 (BABIES CRYING) 1350 00:53:21,502 --> 00:53:23,236 Um, okay, I think 1351 00:53:23,238 --> 00:53:24,871 this guy wants his mom back. 1352 00:53:24,873 --> 00:53:26,506 I'm holding this one. I can't hold that one, too. 1353 00:53:26,508 --> 00:53:27,774 I'm just gonna put it on the table. 1354 00:53:27,776 --> 00:53:28,976 No. What are you talking about? 1355 00:53:28,978 --> 00:53:30,345 - Set it down on the table. - No, no, no. 1356 00:53:30,347 --> 00:53:31,412 - What should I do with it? - Help me. 1357 00:53:31,414 --> 00:53:32,648 Please. 1358 00:53:33,383 --> 00:53:34,581 - Greg? - Greg. 1359 00:53:34,583 --> 00:53:36,317 DAX: How can he be sleeping through this? 1360 00:53:36,319 --> 00:53:37,784 No, Charlie, no. Charlie. 1361 00:53:37,786 --> 00:53:39,486 - Charlie. Greg, Charlie. - RUTH: Charlie. 1362 00:53:39,488 --> 00:53:41,990 Charlie, get back! Get back... 1363 00:53:41,992 --> 00:53:43,391 - No! - Charlie, no! 1364 00:53:43,393 --> 00:53:44,726 - RUTH: No! - DAX: Greg! 1365 00:53:44,728 --> 00:53:46,026 Please, all we're asking is that you just watch him 1366 00:53:46,028 --> 00:53:47,861 until we don't feel like we're completely insane. 1367 00:53:47,863 --> 00:53:49,096 Well, how long is that gonna be? 1368 00:53:49,098 --> 00:53:50,864 I don't know long it's gonna be, okay. 1369 00:53:50,866 --> 00:53:52,400 You can't give me like a timeframe? 1370 00:53:52,402 --> 00:53:54,003 If I gave you one, I would be lying. 1371 00:53:56,505 --> 00:53:57,604 I love you. 1372 00:53:57,606 --> 00:53:59,207 Love you, too. 1373 00:53:59,209 --> 00:54:01,042 GREG: Charlie, the dog. 1374 00:54:01,044 --> 00:54:02,509 And you. Obviously, both. 1375 00:54:02,511 --> 00:54:05,146 ♪ In the summertime when the weather is hot ♪ 1376 00:54:05,148 --> 00:54:08,349 ♪ You can stretch right up and touch the sky ♪ 1377 00:54:08,351 --> 00:54:09,750 ♪ When the weather's fine 1378 00:54:09,752 --> 00:54:12,352 ♪ You got women you got women on your mind ♪ 1379 00:54:12,354 --> 00:54:14,087 WALTER: Oh. Oh, pedestrian. 1380 00:54:14,089 --> 00:54:16,390 TYLER: Are you serious? He's like a 100 yards away. 1381 00:54:16,392 --> 00:54:18,894 WALTER: Well, good thing I said something. That was close. 1382 00:54:21,897 --> 00:54:23,697 TARA: Okay, so I was thinking... 1383 00:54:23,699 --> 00:54:25,233 we could put the bar area 1384 00:54:25,235 --> 00:54:26,501 - over there... - GARRETT: Right. 1385 00:54:26,503 --> 00:54:27,768 ...since drunk people are generous people. 1386 00:54:27,770 --> 00:54:29,504 - Oh, "Show me the money." - Oh. 1387 00:54:29,506 --> 00:54:32,340 - It's, uh, um, that's, uh... - Jerry Maguire. 1388 00:54:32,342 --> 00:54:33,639 Yeah, I knew... I knew that. 1389 00:54:33,641 --> 00:54:35,244 Um, also... 1390 00:54:35,978 --> 00:54:38,879 - Uh, I was thinking maybe... - Oh. 1391 00:54:38,881 --> 00:54:40,947 - Hey. Hi. - Hi. Thanks. 1392 00:54:40,949 --> 00:54:42,115 (CHUCKLES) 1393 00:54:42,117 --> 00:54:44,618 Um, we could put that there. 1394 00:54:44,620 --> 00:54:46,189 - There. - Okay, yeah. 1395 00:54:47,190 --> 00:54:48,258 God, you're amazing. 1396 00:54:50,093 --> 00:54:52,395 Uh, I didn't mean, like... You know, it's just that, uh... 1397 00:54:53,263 --> 00:54:55,662 Is that weird to say? Sorry, it's just, I think that... 1398 00:54:55,664 --> 00:54:57,431 I think that you're, you're amazing. 1399 00:54:57,433 --> 00:54:58,698 No, it's not weird. 1400 00:54:58,700 --> 00:55:00,467 It's not weird at all. 1401 00:55:00,469 --> 00:55:01,501 It's really sweet. 1402 00:55:01,503 --> 00:55:02,803 (WHINES) 1403 00:55:02,805 --> 00:55:04,671 We make a really great team. 1404 00:55:04,673 --> 00:55:05,908 Yeah, I think so, too. 1405 00:55:08,177 --> 00:55:09,810 Okay, well, hey, Gertrude, what do you think? 1406 00:55:09,812 --> 00:55:11,812 Do you think we should do beer over there? 1407 00:55:11,814 --> 00:55:13,613 Beer and liquor? You're a licker. 1408 00:55:13,615 --> 00:55:15,085 You like licking things. 1409 00:55:26,762 --> 00:55:28,529 DAX: Shut up. You hear me? 1410 00:55:28,531 --> 00:55:29,863 Shut your mouth and go outside 1411 00:55:29,865 --> 00:55:31,698 or I will make you live in here forever. 1412 00:55:31,700 --> 00:55:32,935 Do you understand me? 1413 00:55:39,675 --> 00:55:40,674 Look what you made me do. 1414 00:55:40,676 --> 00:55:41,775 Hmm? Look what you made me do! 1415 00:55:41,777 --> 00:55:42,709 You embarrassed me! 1416 00:55:42,711 --> 00:55:43,980 (DOOR CLOSES) 1417 00:55:48,951 --> 00:55:52,052 Who is putting their dog in a onesie? That's just cruel. 1418 00:55:52,054 --> 00:55:53,620 Sam has a onesie. 1419 00:55:53,622 --> 00:55:55,222 And I'm sure Sam looks great in it. 1420 00:55:55,224 --> 00:55:57,023 - I'm gonna be over there. - I'm gonna get one for Brandy. 1421 00:55:57,025 --> 00:55:58,259 - Watch this. - Oh, no. No, you won't. 1422 00:55:58,261 --> 00:55:59,393 Ooh, look at this. 1423 00:55:59,395 --> 00:56:01,094 (BARKS) 1424 00:56:01,096 --> 00:56:03,397 (MAN WHISTLES) Bella! Come here, girl. 1425 00:56:03,399 --> 00:56:04,798 - Hey. - MAN: Bella? Hey. 1426 00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:06,434 Come here, girl. There you are. 1427 00:56:06,436 --> 00:56:07,871 Come here. 1428 00:56:09,972 --> 00:56:10,906 Elizabeth. 1429 00:56:11,639 --> 00:56:12,774 Peter. 1430 00:56:15,010 --> 00:56:16,743 - You look great. - Eat dog food and die. 1431 00:56:16,745 --> 00:56:18,412 - Bup, bup, bup, bup, bup. - (TOY SQUEAKING) 1432 00:56:18,414 --> 00:56:19,614 (LAUGHING) 1433 00:56:19,616 --> 00:56:21,681 Look at this blue phallic guy. 1434 00:56:21,683 --> 00:56:22,782 What's wrong, grumpy? 1435 00:56:22,784 --> 00:56:24,117 - ELIZABETH (LAUGHING): Hi. - Oh. 1436 00:56:24,119 --> 00:56:26,987 I almost didn't recognize you with clothes on. 1437 00:56:26,989 --> 00:56:28,688 Okay, you know what, that's just mean. 1438 00:56:28,690 --> 00:56:29,991 I-I'm mean? 1439 00:56:29,993 --> 00:56:31,559 PETER: I moved on. Please accept that. 1440 00:56:31,561 --> 00:56:33,393 You moved on while we were still together. 1441 00:56:33,395 --> 00:56:35,061 You just don't want me to be happy, that's what this is. 1442 00:56:35,063 --> 00:56:38,198 (LAUGHS): Of course, I don't want you to be happy. 1443 00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:39,099 (SAM WHINES) 1444 00:56:39,101 --> 00:56:41,201 Look at this. You've made Sam upset. 1445 00:56:41,203 --> 00:56:43,236 Okay, this is ridiculous. Sam is fine. 1446 00:56:43,238 --> 00:56:44,804 You didn't even call him on his birthday. 1447 00:56:44,806 --> 00:56:46,973 He is a dog. He doesn't know what a birthday is. 1448 00:56:46,975 --> 00:56:48,276 ELIZABETH: Of course he knows what a birthday is. 1449 00:56:48,278 --> 00:56:50,710 - He's a very smart dog. - Not that smart. 1450 00:56:50,712 --> 00:56:52,812 Hey, in her defense, some dogs are smart, 1451 00:56:52,814 --> 00:56:54,215 some dogs are dumb. 1452 00:56:54,217 --> 00:56:55,815 PETER: Okay. Yeah, well, that's a dumb dog. 1453 00:56:55,817 --> 00:56:58,220 Uh, hey, there's no need for insults. 1454 00:56:58,987 --> 00:57:01,188 Oh, snap. You're Jimmy Johnston. 'Sup, dude? 1455 00:57:01,190 --> 00:57:02,689 You do not get to shake his hand. 1456 00:57:02,691 --> 00:57:04,457 - Hey, hey. - Yeah, Jimmy is a big boy. 1457 00:57:04,459 --> 00:57:06,693 I think he can decide if he wants to shake my hand or not. 1458 00:57:06,695 --> 00:57:08,563 Yeah, Jimmy's a big boy. Yeah. What's your name? 1459 00:57:08,565 --> 00:57:10,130 - Uh, Peter... Ow. - Yeah. 1460 00:57:10,132 --> 00:57:11,599 Oh, that's quite a grip you got. 1461 00:57:11,601 --> 00:57:12,832 I feel like you're about to apologize to Liz. 1462 00:57:12,834 --> 00:57:13,867 That... Is that... Am I-am I wrong? 1463 00:57:13,869 --> 00:57:15,403 - (BONES CRACK) - No. Oh, God! 1464 00:57:15,405 --> 00:57:16,903 Think I'm wrong. I think you're about to apologize to her. 1465 00:57:16,905 --> 00:57:18,606 - Are you taking a knee? Wow. - Uh, yeah. 1466 00:57:18,608 --> 00:57:21,041 Wow. So polite, so polite. 1467 00:57:21,043 --> 00:57:22,542 JIMMY: Yeah, as you were saying? 1468 00:57:22,544 --> 00:57:24,911 I'm... sorry. 1469 00:57:24,913 --> 00:57:26,813 - Hmm? - One more time? 1470 00:57:26,815 --> 00:57:28,248 Elizabeth, I'm sorry. 1471 00:57:28,250 --> 00:57:30,551 - What about Sam? - What about... Oh, God. 1472 00:57:30,553 --> 00:57:32,285 Uh, sorry, Sam, about that. 1473 00:57:32,287 --> 00:57:34,020 And I mean, might as well, you know, make it three. 1474 00:57:34,022 --> 00:57:35,188 Why don't you go for Br... That's Brandy. 1475 00:57:35,190 --> 00:57:36,624 I didn't talk to... I don't know Brandy. 1476 00:57:36,626 --> 00:57:38,292 Ow! Sorry, Brandy. 1477 00:57:38,294 --> 00:57:40,494 JIMMY: She says, "Nice to meet you." All right, up. 1478 00:57:40,496 --> 00:57:42,029 - God! - Oh. 1479 00:57:42,031 --> 00:57:44,067 Wow! Your hands are like trash compactors. 1480 00:57:45,234 --> 00:57:46,066 You guys heading out? 1481 00:57:46,068 --> 00:57:47,901 - Yeah. - Uh, yeah, we gotta... 1482 00:57:47,903 --> 00:57:49,803 - We definitely gotta get out. - We're gonna go. 1483 00:57:49,805 --> 00:57:50,837 - PETER: It's so nice to meet you. - JIMMY: Yeah. 1484 00:57:50,839 --> 00:57:52,038 - See ya, guys. - Yeah. 1485 00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:54,307 It was super lovely to see you again, 1486 00:57:54,309 --> 00:57:55,842 and so nice to meet you. 1487 00:57:55,844 --> 00:57:57,944 - Just come on, please. - (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 1488 00:57:57,946 --> 00:57:59,781 - You took a picture. - Oh, got it. 1489 00:58:05,588 --> 00:58:06,522 Hey! 1490 00:58:08,191 --> 00:58:09,689 Liz? 1491 00:58:09,691 --> 00:58:11,393 Liz, hey, a-are you okay? 1492 00:58:17,734 --> 00:58:19,432 I just have one rule. 1493 00:58:19,434 --> 00:58:21,036 No on-camera PDA. 1494 00:58:21,770 --> 00:58:23,870 Yes, fine, okay. I can work with that. 1495 00:58:23,872 --> 00:58:25,408 I can... I can work with that. 1496 00:58:33,814 --> 00:58:36,049 - Good. - Good. 1497 00:58:36,051 --> 00:58:37,085 Great. 1498 00:58:44,993 --> 00:58:46,960 DAX: So, it starts in a E-minor. 1499 00:58:46,962 --> 00:58:49,330 Kinda like in a Marvin Gaye vibe, but just, uh... 1500 00:58:49,332 --> 00:58:51,565 So you start, you start it with a first line with me. 1501 00:58:51,567 --> 00:58:53,136 - Okay. A capella? - Mm-hmm. 1502 00:58:54,070 --> 00:58:56,105 ♪ Meet me at a... whoa 1503 00:58:57,673 --> 00:59:00,940 ♪ Come and take a walk with me ♪ 1504 00:59:00,942 --> 00:59:04,044 ♪ You could be my whiskey casualty ♪ 1505 00:59:04,046 --> 00:59:06,181 ♪ A bottle on a row 1506 00:59:07,449 --> 00:59:10,518 ♪ And baby you and me 1507 00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:13,621 ♪ Are plain to see 1508 00:59:13,623 --> 00:59:14,789 - Marvin Gaye? - (CHUCKLES) 1509 00:59:14,791 --> 00:59:19,026 ♪ Na-na na-na-na to call 1510 00:59:19,028 --> 00:59:20,794 - Something like that? - Yes. A lot. 1511 00:59:20,796 --> 00:59:21,928 Everything like that. 1512 00:59:21,930 --> 00:59:24,898 - And then, there's a chorus. - Okay. 1513 00:59:24,900 --> 00:59:27,067 - Um, that's an... it's like... - Uh... 1514 00:59:27,069 --> 00:59:29,603 ♪ 'Cause baby you and me 1515 00:59:29,605 --> 00:59:31,672 Uh, where is, uh... 1516 00:59:31,674 --> 00:59:33,474 - Pen? - Pen. Oh. Thanks. 1517 00:59:33,476 --> 00:59:35,578 ♪ Are made of gold 1518 00:59:37,547 --> 00:59:39,714 ♪ Better run for your love 1519 00:59:39,716 --> 00:59:42,949 ♪ And you say one two three 1520 00:59:42,951 --> 00:59:45,851 ♪ I'll be right by your side 1521 00:59:45,853 --> 00:59:50,025 ♪ Through the seasons of hot and cold ♪ 1522 00:59:51,761 --> 00:59:53,193 ♪ Come and take a ride with me ♪ 1523 00:59:53,195 --> 00:59:54,762 ♪ Come and take a ride with me ♪ 1524 00:59:54,764 --> 00:59:56,262 ♪ Kissin' on your wrist so casually ♪ 1525 00:59:56,264 --> 00:59:57,897 ♪ Kissin' on your wrist so casually ♪ 1526 00:59:57,899 --> 01:00:00,100 ♪ Livin' out a public fantasy ♪ 1527 01:00:00,102 --> 01:00:03,606 ♪ Oh you stop in every row ♪ 1528 01:00:04,607 --> 01:00:06,240 ♪ When you kiss me 1529 01:00:06,242 --> 01:00:09,644 - ♪ Oh-oh-oh plain to see - ♪ Plain to see 1530 01:00:11,747 --> 01:00:12,881 Sit. 1531 01:00:13,715 --> 01:00:16,082 Oh, my God. Who's my good dog? 1532 01:00:16,084 --> 01:00:18,985 ♪ You and me 1533 01:00:18,987 --> 01:00:21,154 ♪ Are the reason why hearts 1534 01:00:21,156 --> 01:00:23,191 ♪ Are made of gold 1535 01:00:25,026 --> 01:00:27,495 ♪ Better run for your love 1536 01:00:27,497 --> 01:00:28,662 ♪ When you say 1537 01:00:28,664 --> 01:00:30,997 ♪ One two three 1538 01:00:30,999 --> 01:00:33,566 ♪ I'll be right by your side ♪ 1539 01:00:33,568 --> 01:00:38,173 ♪ Through the seasons of hot and cold ♪ 1540 01:00:39,541 --> 01:00:45,013 ♪ You're the reason hearts are made of gold ♪ 1541 01:00:48,283 --> 01:00:52,655 ♪ I don't want to drag you down ♪ 1542 01:00:54,290 --> 01:00:59,161 ♪ There's so much flyin' round ♪ 1543 01:01:00,061 --> 01:01:04,433 ♪ But I can sure use a friend right now ♪ 1544 01:01:05,768 --> 01:01:07,400 ♪ And you're the best thing 1545 01:01:07,402 --> 01:01:10,573 - ♪ I have found - ♪ I have found 1546 01:01:12,708 --> 01:01:13,843 - What? What's wrong? - I... 1547 01:01:14,610 --> 01:01:18,046 Honestly, I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop. 1548 01:01:19,014 --> 01:01:20,147 Well, you're goin' to be waiting a long time 1549 01:01:20,149 --> 01:01:21,716 'cause no other shoe is gonna drop. 1550 01:01:23,051 --> 01:01:24,451 It's just, after my last boyfriend... 1551 01:01:24,453 --> 01:01:26,588 Who needs to get his head checked for lettin' you go. 1552 01:01:28,356 --> 01:01:30,358 Look, Liz, I promise you, I'm not him. 1553 01:01:32,227 --> 01:01:33,529 I'll never be that guy. 1554 01:01:42,438 --> 01:01:45,772 Now, can we... can we go to the car 1555 01:01:45,774 --> 01:01:47,142 'cause I think a seagull... 1556 01:01:47,876 --> 01:01:49,877 seagull got me on my back, and, uh... 1557 01:01:49,879 --> 01:01:53,246 - Oh, yup. It got you. - So, it's... 1558 01:01:53,248 --> 01:01:54,715 ELIZABETH: It's good luck, though. It is good luck. 1559 01:01:54,717 --> 01:02:00,688 ♪ You're the reason hearts are made of gold ♪ 1560 01:02:00,690 --> 01:02:03,593 ♪ Frunk yeah 1561 01:02:04,360 --> 01:02:05,793 I think you're the only person 1562 01:02:05,795 --> 01:02:07,730 that can make that word sound good. 1563 01:02:09,364 --> 01:02:11,064 ALEXA: Well, folks, we are certainly 1564 01:02:11,066 --> 01:02:13,066 in the dog days of summer right now. 1565 01:02:13,068 --> 01:02:15,401 Yes, it is gonna be a hot, hot, hottie. 1566 01:02:15,403 --> 01:02:18,271 Hey, I think my ex-boyfriend used to call me that. 1567 01:02:18,273 --> 01:02:19,775 Wanna weigh in here, Tom? 1568 01:02:20,776 --> 01:02:23,009 Tom. He's one of our producers. My ex. 1569 01:02:23,011 --> 01:02:25,546 (CHUCKLES) It's cool. We're still friends. 1570 01:02:25,548 --> 01:02:26,981 What happened? 1571 01:02:26,983 --> 01:02:28,682 The heat wave's going to my head. 1572 01:02:28,684 --> 01:02:31,050 Anybody else? No? Just me? 1573 01:02:31,052 --> 01:02:33,386 (CHUCKLES) Well, like I was saying... 1574 01:02:33,388 --> 01:02:35,054 - Give me them smooches. - (GROWLING) 1575 01:02:35,056 --> 01:02:36,556 Give me that smooch. 1576 01:02:36,558 --> 01:02:38,124 Give me that smooch. 1577 01:02:38,126 --> 01:02:40,660 I need the smooches. You're so sweet. 1578 01:02:40,662 --> 01:02:42,832 You're the best dog in the whole world. Mwah. 1579 01:02:43,699 --> 01:02:46,332 So, I just got off the phone with Channel 12. 1580 01:02:46,334 --> 01:02:49,168 - And they're sending a reporter. - Yeah? 1581 01:02:49,170 --> 01:02:51,104 - GARRETT: You're serious? - TARA: I am dead serious. 1582 01:02:51,106 --> 01:02:53,139 - You're on fire. - What can I say? 1583 01:02:53,141 --> 01:02:55,676 - What, where did you come from? - High fives? 1584 01:02:55,678 --> 01:02:57,277 What's the occasion? 1585 01:02:57,279 --> 01:03:00,647 Uh, no, just a-a small victory for the New Tricks fundraiser. 1586 01:03:00,649 --> 01:03:02,515 No, she's being humble. You're killing it. 1587 01:03:02,517 --> 01:03:05,019 - Stop. You are killing it. - No, I... You're the killer. 1588 01:03:05,021 --> 01:03:07,788 At most, I'm the getaway driver. You know it. 1589 01:03:07,790 --> 01:03:10,658 Okay, but none of this would be happening in the first place... 1590 01:03:10,660 --> 01:03:12,893 - I'd love to. - What? 1591 01:03:12,895 --> 01:03:15,596 I'd love to help sponsor the event, is what I mean. 1592 01:03:15,598 --> 01:03:17,998 - I want in. - Really? 1593 01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:20,099 I mean, that is so generous. 1594 01:03:20,101 --> 01:03:21,701 Oh, it's totally my pleasure. 1595 01:03:21,703 --> 01:03:23,538 I've got goo gobs of money. 1596 01:03:24,472 --> 01:03:26,606 Geez, how am I gonna find a date? 1597 01:03:26,608 --> 01:03:31,244 Oh, I'm sure you, of all people, have no problem finding one. 1598 01:03:31,246 --> 01:03:34,282 Oh, is that so? Are you volunteering? 1599 01:03:35,751 --> 01:03:37,116 (CHUCKLES) What? 1600 01:03:37,118 --> 01:03:38,652 (BARKS) 1601 01:03:38,654 --> 01:03:40,219 Oh, are you guys... 1602 01:03:40,221 --> 01:03:42,121 Oh, no, no, no. We-we're just friends, co-workers. 1603 01:03:42,123 --> 01:03:45,558 Yeah. Eww, her? No, thank you. 1604 01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:47,260 Um, I just... No. 1605 01:03:47,262 --> 01:03:49,063 - Oh, good. Phew. - (ALL LAUGH) 1606 01:03:49,065 --> 01:03:50,563 I don't want to step on any toes. 1607 01:03:50,565 --> 01:03:52,532 No toe... I'm toeless, you know. 1608 01:03:52,534 --> 01:03:56,036 I lack toes. Lactose intolerant. 1609 01:03:56,038 --> 01:03:58,504 So, um, this is awesome that this is ha... 1610 01:03:58,506 --> 01:04:01,976 You know, you're so awesome and you're... super fit. 1611 01:04:01,978 --> 01:04:05,579 Yeah, yeah, we could be like a-a power couple, you know. 1612 01:04:05,581 --> 01:04:10,316 You're the brains and I'm the heart or the face or whatever. 1613 01:04:10,318 --> 01:04:11,951 So I'll pick you up Saturday at 6:00? 1614 01:04:11,953 --> 01:04:13,620 - I will see you then. - Great. 1615 01:04:13,622 --> 01:04:14,789 Looking forward to it. 1616 01:04:16,058 --> 01:04:17,626 - Oh, thanks, pal. - Yup. 1617 01:04:23,531 --> 01:04:24,500 (DOOR CLOSES) 1618 01:04:26,068 --> 01:04:27,735 So, we're gonna do Thai for dinner, huh? 1619 01:04:27,737 --> 01:04:28,769 You ever have Thai? 1620 01:04:28,771 --> 01:04:29,903 I love Thai. 1621 01:04:29,905 --> 01:04:31,307 - (CHARLIE WHIMPERS) - (DAX SHUSHES) 1622 01:04:38,014 --> 01:04:40,482 (ELEVATOR WHIRRING) 1623 01:04:46,122 --> 01:04:47,420 Oh, it's just my band equipment, 1624 01:04:47,422 --> 01:04:49,322 and I-I poked the holes so that... 1625 01:04:49,324 --> 01:04:51,125 'cause it gets smelly after practice 1626 01:04:51,127 --> 01:04:52,993 so I want it to air out. 1627 01:04:52,995 --> 01:04:54,764 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 1628 01:04:57,399 --> 01:04:59,399 - (THUMPING) - (CHARLIE GROWLING) 1629 01:04:59,401 --> 01:05:00,667 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1630 01:05:00,669 --> 01:05:02,468 Oh, that's just my equipment moving around. 1631 01:05:02,470 --> 01:05:04,203 - Let them out. Let them out. - Oh! 1632 01:05:04,205 --> 01:05:06,372 I know you have someone in there. Let them out! 1633 01:05:06,374 --> 01:05:07,707 - Take it easy. - I'm warning you. Let them out! 1634 01:05:07,709 --> 01:05:09,208 Whatever you think is happening is not... 1635 01:05:09,210 --> 01:05:10,276 Let them... 1636 01:05:10,278 --> 01:05:12,211 - (TARA SCREAMS) - Oh, my... Oh! 1637 01:05:12,213 --> 01:05:13,681 Help! Help, somebody! 1638 01:05:13,683 --> 01:05:16,349 (RETCHING) Ooh! I got to get out. 1639 01:05:16,351 --> 01:05:17,953 I can't breathe. I'm gonna puke. 1640 01:05:18,888 --> 01:05:20,687 - I'm... - Oh, my God! 1641 01:05:20,689 --> 01:05:21,721 (RETCHING) 1642 01:05:21,723 --> 01:05:24,490 Help me! Somebody! 1643 01:05:24,492 --> 01:05:27,161 - Help me! - (SCREAMING) 1644 01:05:27,163 --> 01:05:29,863 - It's a dog! - Help! Somebody! Help me! 1645 01:05:29,865 --> 01:05:32,935 It's a dog. It's a dog. 1646 01:05:34,937 --> 01:05:36,335 Oh, hi, puppy. 1647 01:05:36,337 --> 01:05:37,573 (CHARLIE BARKS) 1648 01:05:38,874 --> 01:05:39,809 Ow! 1649 01:05:41,477 --> 01:05:44,077 I just feel like the universe is constantly telling me 1650 01:05:44,079 --> 01:05:45,445 I shouldn't be helping anybody. 1651 01:05:45,447 --> 01:05:48,047 Oh, God! I am so sorry. 1652 01:05:48,049 --> 01:05:49,651 Oh, God, it feels like... 1653 01:05:50,885 --> 01:05:53,586 It feels like I opened my eyes in a sandbox. 1654 01:05:53,588 --> 01:05:56,357 I wish there was something I could do to make it up to you. 1655 01:05:57,292 --> 01:05:58,794 Yeah, hey, um... 1656 01:06:00,162 --> 01:06:03,063 It's not, I guess, the most ideal time, 1657 01:06:03,065 --> 01:06:04,330 but w-would you maybe wanna go out 1658 01:06:04,332 --> 01:06:05,799 with me this weekend? 1659 01:06:05,801 --> 01:06:08,735 That's really sweet, but I am so swamped this weekend. 1660 01:06:08,737 --> 01:06:12,405 I'm actually organizing a fundraiser for this dog rescue. 1661 01:06:12,407 --> 01:06:15,510 Oh, yeah? You need a band? 1662 01:06:19,647 --> 01:06:21,614 He's really good at bowling, which is important. 1663 01:06:21,616 --> 01:06:23,984 Um, 'cause I think it means that he's good at other things. 1664 01:06:23,986 --> 01:06:25,485 - Mmm. - Anyway, so what 1665 01:06:25,487 --> 01:06:27,221 is happening with you and... 1666 01:06:27,223 --> 01:06:28,922 (CLICKS TONGUE) 1667 01:06:28,924 --> 01:06:30,256 Yeah! 1668 01:06:30,258 --> 01:06:32,391 Amy, I have no idea what you're talking about. 1669 01:06:32,393 --> 01:06:35,261 Stop. Everyone can tell you two are in love. 1670 01:06:35,263 --> 01:06:38,165 - It's really cute. - I am a professional. 1671 01:06:38,167 --> 01:06:39,832 - Mm-hmm. - I would never date my co-host. 1672 01:06:39,834 --> 01:06:42,602 Oh, yeah, sure, which is why I was gonna ask you, 1673 01:06:42,604 --> 01:06:45,671 what is gonna happen when he moves over to Channel 12? 1674 01:06:45,673 --> 01:06:47,540 (CHUCKLES) What are you talking about? 1675 01:06:47,542 --> 01:06:50,343 You and that sweet little poker face. 1676 01:06:50,345 --> 01:06:51,645 You know the big offer he got 1677 01:06:51,647 --> 01:06:53,682 to host his own morning show on Channel 12? 1678 01:06:56,017 --> 01:06:57,183 Oh! 1679 01:06:57,185 --> 01:06:58,787 MAN: Five minutes to show, everyone. 1680 01:06:59,554 --> 01:07:01,088 Oh, my God, you should have heard Nina earlier. 1681 01:07:01,090 --> 01:07:03,223 She was, like, "I'm devastated." 1682 01:07:03,225 --> 01:07:04,457 I saw her eat a donut. 1683 01:07:04,459 --> 01:07:06,960 I was like, "What? Who are you?" 1684 01:07:06,962 --> 01:07:08,528 Yeah, I thought... I thought about the Fiat, 1685 01:07:08,530 --> 01:07:09,730 but I just feel like I can't get enough people... 1686 01:07:09,732 --> 01:07:10,831 MAN 1: Oh, it's a hell of a great car. 1687 01:07:10,833 --> 01:07:12,132 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1688 01:07:12,134 --> 01:07:13,867 MAN 2: Fifteen seconds, everyone. 1689 01:07:13,869 --> 01:07:14,937 You look pretty. 1690 01:07:16,772 --> 01:07:18,371 (CLEARS THROAT) 1691 01:07:18,373 --> 01:07:19,642 - Everything okay? - Mm-hmm. 1692 01:07:20,375 --> 01:07:21,574 - No, seriously... - MAN 2: We're live... 1693 01:07:21,576 --> 01:07:22,809 - Yeah, I'm fine. - MAN 2: ...in five... 1694 01:07:22,811 --> 01:07:24,244 - Yeah, I'm great. - MAN 2: ...four, three... 1695 01:07:24,246 --> 01:07:25,311 - You seem a little tense. - MAN 2: ...two... 1696 01:07:25,313 --> 01:07:27,880 - Good morning. - Wake up, LA. 1697 01:07:27,882 --> 01:07:30,483 - Who doesn't love clowns? - Got to be some people. 1698 01:07:30,485 --> 01:07:32,518 - (CHUCKLES): What? - I'm just saying like, so not... 1699 01:07:32,520 --> 01:07:34,453 I mean, clowns have to creep some people out. 1700 01:07:34,455 --> 01:07:36,023 - But not me, I love them. - Okay. 1701 01:07:36,025 --> 01:07:38,158 Well, I certainly love clowns. 1702 01:07:38,160 --> 01:07:40,459 And lucky for us, or maybe just me, 1703 01:07:40,461 --> 01:07:42,663 we have a live clown here with us today. 1704 01:07:42,665 --> 01:07:46,065 That's right. Everybody, let's welcome Wacky Wayne. 1705 01:07:46,067 --> 01:07:47,466 Hi. Happy to be here. 1706 01:07:47,468 --> 01:07:49,236 ELIZABETH: It's terrific to have you. 1707 01:07:49,238 --> 01:07:50,770 Now, you're performing this weekend. 1708 01:07:50,772 --> 01:07:54,442 Is it just you or do you perform in a group of your... kind? 1709 01:07:55,810 --> 01:07:57,743 We have a... There's a whole group of us. 1710 01:07:57,745 --> 01:07:59,478 But I was the only one who could make it here 1711 01:07:59,480 --> 01:08:02,348 'cause we all kinda hit it pretty hard last night. 1712 01:08:02,350 --> 01:08:03,518 (LAUGHING) 1713 01:08:04,520 --> 01:08:08,020 And now, I imagine that you and the other clowns are close. 1714 01:08:08,022 --> 01:08:10,022 You hang out outside of work? 1715 01:08:10,024 --> 01:08:10,959 Yeah. 1716 01:08:11,759 --> 01:08:14,294 So, if one of you were to get a more lucrative clown job, 1717 01:08:14,296 --> 01:08:15,995 you would talk it amongst yourselves 1718 01:08:15,997 --> 01:08:18,798 so it didn't become some sort of weird, 1719 01:08:18,800 --> 01:08:20,167 toxic secret. 1720 01:08:20,169 --> 01:08:23,636 Is there such thing as a more lucrative clown job? 1721 01:08:23,638 --> 01:08:25,072 Uh, you know, you know what I love. 1722 01:08:25,074 --> 01:08:27,107 Uh, when you guys throw pies at each other's face. 1723 01:08:27,109 --> 01:08:29,543 - I mean, that is hilarious. - No, we... we don't do that. 1724 01:08:29,545 --> 01:08:30,777 - You don't do that? Why not? - No. 1725 01:08:30,779 --> 01:08:33,179 - It's so messy. - You know what's messy? 1726 01:08:33,181 --> 01:08:34,513 Lies. (CHUCKLES) 1727 01:08:34,515 --> 01:08:37,483 Lies and deceit are two of life's messiest things. 1728 01:08:37,485 --> 01:08:38,784 They're not as messy as pies. 1729 01:08:38,786 --> 01:08:40,386 - I gotta tell you. - I would disagree. 1730 01:08:40,388 --> 01:08:41,754 Wha... What are you doing? Are you... 1731 01:08:41,756 --> 01:08:44,557 I don't know. You tell me, Mr. Channel 12. 1732 01:08:44,559 --> 01:08:46,293 - Mr... - (WHISPERING): I know everything. 1733 01:08:46,295 --> 01:08:47,693 Uh, can we get back to the clown? 1734 01:08:47,695 --> 01:08:49,897 I'm talking to the clown. You're the clown. 1735 01:08:49,899 --> 01:08:51,464 You are the clown. 1736 01:08:51,466 --> 01:08:53,600 This is the clown, ladies and gentlemen. 1737 01:08:53,602 --> 01:08:57,672 Oh, this is tough to watch. Right, Felix? 1738 01:08:58,539 --> 01:08:59,805 You're Felix, right? 1739 01:08:59,807 --> 01:09:01,040 And you know what? Not even a funny clown. 1740 01:09:01,042 --> 01:09:02,942 - You are like... - We are live right now. 1741 01:09:02,944 --> 01:09:03,910 ...a backstabbing clown. 1742 01:09:03,912 --> 01:09:05,245 - All right, let's, uh... - I'm the clown. 1743 01:09:05,247 --> 01:09:06,479 JIMMY: I think what she means is... 1744 01:09:06,481 --> 01:09:07,680 Too loose. 1745 01:09:07,682 --> 01:09:09,082 I'm done taking to clowns. 1746 01:09:09,084 --> 01:09:10,583 All right, well, let's get back to the real clown. 1747 01:09:10,585 --> 01:09:11,818 Uh, Wacky Wayne, why don't you tell everybody 1748 01:09:11,820 --> 01:09:13,320 where you're gonna be this weekend. 1749 01:09:13,322 --> 01:09:14,855 - One o'clock LA festival. - Everybody, catch Wacky Wayne 1750 01:09:14,857 --> 01:09:17,159 at the LA, uh, festival, uh, 1 o'clock. 1751 01:09:18,193 --> 01:09:20,561 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 1752 01:09:21,629 --> 01:09:22,862 - MAN: And we're out. - Liz, Liz. 1753 01:09:22,864 --> 01:09:24,864 Excuse me, can we talk, please? 1754 01:09:24,866 --> 01:09:25,865 About what? 1755 01:09:25,867 --> 01:09:27,633 About how you got a huge new job? 1756 01:09:27,635 --> 01:09:29,537 Or how you lied to me? 1757 01:09:30,272 --> 01:09:31,637 I did not lie to you. 1758 01:09:31,639 --> 01:09:33,739 You said you weren't gonna be that guy. 1759 01:09:33,741 --> 01:09:36,076 I should have told you, and I'm sorry. 1760 01:09:36,078 --> 01:09:37,112 You know what? 1761 01:09:37,913 --> 01:09:40,883 What happened out there was unprofessional. 1762 01:09:41,984 --> 01:09:43,317 I'm sorry. 1763 01:09:43,319 --> 01:09:44,919 But it's probably a good thing. 1764 01:09:45,787 --> 01:09:47,954 Because we really moved into this too fast, and I was... 1765 01:09:47,956 --> 01:09:49,657 - I was actually gonna ask you... - Liz, Liz... 1766 01:09:50,525 --> 01:09:52,428 if we could take a step back. 1767 01:09:54,562 --> 01:09:56,562 I wasn't gonna take the Channel 12 job. 1768 01:09:56,564 --> 01:09:59,268 I messed up, but I wasn't gonna leave you, Liz. 1769 01:10:00,269 --> 01:10:02,302 - Look... - It's not like this was going anywhere. 1770 01:10:02,304 --> 01:10:04,771 - We're just too different. - We're not that different. 1771 01:10:04,773 --> 01:10:07,007 I'm looking for something honest 1772 01:10:07,009 --> 01:10:08,808 and real and serious. 1773 01:10:08,810 --> 01:10:12,180 And the longest relationship you've had is with your dog. 1774 01:10:16,484 --> 01:10:17,719 So, that's it? 1775 01:10:18,454 --> 01:10:20,655 Y-you're... you're done? 1776 01:10:21,890 --> 01:10:23,792 Yeah, I think that'd be for the best. 1777 01:10:24,625 --> 01:10:26,494 What about Sam and Brandy, huh? 1778 01:10:28,430 --> 01:10:29,798 Sam's gonna be just fine. 1779 01:10:31,700 --> 01:10:33,199 WACKY WAYNE Oh, hey. There you guys are. 1780 01:10:33,201 --> 01:10:35,101 Before I left, I just wanted... That was just so much fun. 1781 01:10:35,103 --> 01:10:37,237 It was a little strange, but can I do a quick selfie? 1782 01:10:37,239 --> 01:10:38,438 - Do you mind? - Yeah, sure. 1783 01:10:38,440 --> 01:10:39,772 Just 'cause you know... For the guys. 1784 01:10:39,774 --> 01:10:41,141 Aah! 1785 01:10:41,143 --> 01:10:42,608 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 1786 01:10:42,610 --> 01:10:44,077 That was so great, I loved the bit, "You're the clown! 1787 01:10:44,079 --> 01:10:45,845 You're the clown!" You should come out with us today. 1788 01:10:45,847 --> 01:10:47,481 We're going to the Jumbo Clown Room. 1789 01:10:47,483 --> 01:10:48,884 (SIGHS) 1790 01:10:51,987 --> 01:10:55,857 ♪ I'm a mother you know what that mean ♪ 1791 01:10:57,493 --> 01:11:04,096 ♪ And I do my little turn on the catwalk ♪ 1792 01:11:04,098 --> 01:11:08,402 ♪ Yeah the catwalk the catwalk yeah ♪ 1793 01:11:08,404 --> 01:11:10,803 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh 1794 01:11:10,805 --> 01:11:15,709 ♪ I shake my little tush on the catwalk ♪ 1795 01:11:15,711 --> 01:11:18,845 ♪ Too sexy for this funk 1796 01:11:18,847 --> 01:11:21,816 DAX (SIGHS): I am wiped just from that. 1797 01:11:23,452 --> 01:11:24,719 (PHONE BUZZES) 1798 01:11:26,788 --> 01:11:31,291 All right, burden, time for you to pack up your stuff and go. 1799 01:11:31,293 --> 01:11:33,493 - (CHARLIE GROANING) - Can't believe I'm saying this, 1800 01:11:33,495 --> 01:11:34,995 but I'm actually gonna miss you. 1801 01:11:34,997 --> 01:11:36,331 (CHARLIE WHINES) 1802 01:11:40,436 --> 01:11:41,770 Charlie? 1803 01:11:44,038 --> 01:11:45,206 Charlie? 1804 01:11:46,475 --> 01:11:47,973 Charlie? 1805 01:11:47,975 --> 01:11:50,042 (HORN BLARING) 1806 01:11:50,044 --> 01:11:52,046 Come on, Charlie, don't die on me. 1807 01:11:54,015 --> 01:11:55,648 You're gonna be okay, all right. 1808 01:11:55,650 --> 01:11:57,350 You're gonna be okay... 1809 01:11:57,352 --> 01:11:58,686 I think. 1810 01:12:05,260 --> 01:12:07,096 (CAT MEOWING) 1811 01:12:08,896 --> 01:12:09,997 (SIGHS) 1812 01:12:10,898 --> 01:12:12,834 - How you doin'? - Not good. 1813 01:12:14,403 --> 01:12:15,770 Yeah, me either. 1814 01:12:19,575 --> 01:12:20,806 Is he okay? Is he gonna make it? 1815 01:12:20,808 --> 01:12:23,443 Charlie has toxicity poisoning. 1816 01:12:23,445 --> 01:12:25,045 What's toxicity poisoning? 1817 01:12:25,047 --> 01:12:27,481 Well, in layman's terms, it means your dog is h... 1818 01:12:27,483 --> 01:12:30,650 Hi, Ian. What brings you in today? 1819 01:12:30,652 --> 01:12:32,920 My tortoise ate my turtle. 1820 01:12:33,754 --> 01:12:35,788 Okay, we'll circle back to that. 1821 01:12:35,790 --> 01:12:39,292 Uh, has Charlie come into contact with any chocolate 1822 01:12:39,294 --> 01:12:42,295 or medicinal substances? 1823 01:12:42,297 --> 01:12:44,930 Like some kind of, uh, brownie? 1824 01:12:44,932 --> 01:12:48,902 A brownie? Sure. Certain types of brownies? 1825 01:12:48,904 --> 01:12:49,972 Stanley. 1826 01:12:50,906 --> 01:12:53,940 My, uh, friend Stanley who's in my band, 1827 01:12:53,942 --> 01:12:55,941 he suffers from glaucoma. 1828 01:12:55,943 --> 01:12:59,745 Yes. A glaucoma patient's brownie. 1829 01:12:59,747 --> 01:13:01,747 - That probably did it. - Is he gonna die? 1830 01:13:01,749 --> 01:13:03,949 Charlie's probably gonna be okay, though. 1831 01:13:03,951 --> 01:13:06,752 He just needs a lot of sleep and IV fluids. 1832 01:13:06,754 --> 01:13:08,157 And he needs to stay away from Stanley. 1833 01:13:09,591 --> 01:13:11,458 All right, come on, Ian. 1834 01:13:11,460 --> 01:13:14,296 Let's go see if we can get your turtle out of your tortoise. 1835 01:13:16,765 --> 01:13:19,366 So that turtle-tortoise stuff must really be 1836 01:13:19,368 --> 01:13:20,701 trippin' you out, huh? 1837 01:13:21,869 --> 01:13:23,903 What are you doing in there, wise guy? 1838 01:13:23,905 --> 01:13:25,438 TYLER: Oh, I'm just helping myself 1839 01:13:25,440 --> 01:13:27,806 to some gourmet delicious cold pizza, 1840 01:13:27,808 --> 01:13:29,141 if that's okay. 1841 01:13:29,143 --> 01:13:30,510 You know, mi casa su casa, right? 1842 01:13:30,512 --> 01:13:32,678 No. Mi casa. 1843 01:13:32,680 --> 01:13:34,016 But help yourself. 1844 01:13:34,849 --> 01:13:36,118 This is a big place... 1845 01:13:36,885 --> 01:13:38,518 for one person, I mean. 1846 01:13:38,520 --> 01:13:40,322 Never noticed that before Mabel. 1847 01:13:41,223 --> 01:13:44,458 She filled the place with her... presence. 1848 01:13:45,860 --> 01:13:47,061 And her barking. 1849 01:13:54,068 --> 01:13:55,102 Oh, I'm sorry. 1850 01:13:55,870 --> 01:13:58,405 Getting all sentimental over a dog. 1851 01:13:58,407 --> 01:14:00,307 No. No, no, I totally get it. 1852 01:14:00,309 --> 01:14:02,377 She's part of your family. It's totally fine, I... 1853 01:14:03,111 --> 01:14:05,011 We're not gonna give up. We'll find her. 1854 01:14:05,013 --> 01:14:07,214 Yeah, okay, you gonna eat that pizza or stare at it? 1855 01:14:07,216 --> 01:14:09,217 We got work to do. Let's get back. 1856 01:14:10,218 --> 01:14:12,720 (MUTTERING) 1857 01:14:19,328 --> 01:14:22,064 (SCREAMING) 1858 01:14:23,298 --> 01:14:24,497 (CHUCKLES) 1859 01:14:24,499 --> 01:14:25,632 That's exactly what you need 1860 01:14:25,634 --> 01:14:26,868 right now, pal. 1861 01:14:27,970 --> 01:14:32,404 ♪ Attack of the killer tomatoes... ♪ 1862 01:14:32,406 --> 01:14:33,539 How you doin', buddy? You okay? 1863 01:14:33,541 --> 01:14:35,107 ♪ Killer tomatoes 1864 01:14:35,109 --> 01:14:36,710 ♪ They'll beat you bash you squish you... ♪ 1865 01:14:36,712 --> 01:14:39,146 You lost in that giant head of yours right now? 1866 01:14:41,416 --> 01:14:44,049 (WOMAN SCREAMING ON TV) 1867 01:14:44,051 --> 01:14:46,152 That was a rough ride there, pal. 1868 01:14:46,154 --> 01:14:48,121 You ever see Exit To Eden 1869 01:14:48,123 --> 01:14:50,525 with Dan Aykroyd and Rosie O'Donnell? 1870 01:14:52,027 --> 01:14:53,927 We'll watch that next. 1871 01:14:53,929 --> 01:14:56,430 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1872 01:14:59,433 --> 01:15:01,400 - Tyler. - Hey. 1873 01:15:01,402 --> 01:15:02,669 Great job on that essay. 1874 01:15:02,671 --> 01:15:04,738 You really turned it around, man. 1875 01:15:04,740 --> 01:15:06,441 - Thank you. - What you got here? 1876 01:15:07,376 --> 01:15:09,775 Oh, it's, uh, my tutor. 1877 01:15:09,777 --> 01:15:11,344 My friend's... my friend's dog. 1878 01:15:11,346 --> 01:15:12,946 It's missing, so I'm trying to help him find it. 1879 01:15:12,948 --> 01:15:15,317 Ah. Ah, that's too bad. 1880 01:15:24,760 --> 01:15:26,160 (AMELIA TALKING, INDISTINCT) 1881 01:15:28,129 --> 01:15:31,333 Once upon a time, there was a family... 1882 01:15:32,501 --> 01:15:35,035 - Hey! - Hey! Daddy's home! 1883 01:15:35,037 --> 01:15:37,539 Oh, hey, you. All right. 1884 01:15:38,473 --> 01:15:40,142 Hello, sweetie pie. 1885 01:15:41,076 --> 01:15:44,276 Okay, we found a dog wandering in the street without a collar 1886 01:15:44,278 --> 01:15:45,612 and we took her in. 1887 01:15:45,614 --> 01:15:46,545 That's the right thing to do. 1888 01:15:46,547 --> 01:15:47,915 We did the right thing. 1889 01:15:49,250 --> 01:15:51,584 Now there's some sad guy out there missing his dog. 1890 01:15:51,586 --> 01:15:52,786 W-w-what else can I say? 1891 01:15:52,788 --> 01:15:55,588 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1892 01:15:55,590 --> 01:15:58,593 Maybe we're both husband and wife? 1893 01:15:59,561 --> 01:16:00,859 Yeah, but does this sad guy know 1894 01:16:00,861 --> 01:16:02,863 that this dog has made us a family? 1895 01:16:09,970 --> 01:16:11,972 Yeah. Yeah. You ready? 1896 01:16:13,575 --> 01:16:15,742 (BARKS) 1897 01:16:15,744 --> 01:16:17,945 Attagirl. Come on, Brandy. 1898 01:16:18,913 --> 01:16:21,450 All right, girl. Yeah, that a girl. 1899 01:16:22,184 --> 01:16:24,119 Moving a little slow there. You all right? 1900 01:16:25,020 --> 01:16:27,122 One more? One more. All right, you ready? 1901 01:16:28,790 --> 01:16:30,292 - Go get it. - (CELL PHONE CHIMES) 1902 01:16:38,899 --> 01:16:40,201 Brandy. 1903 01:16:44,740 --> 01:16:45,873 Brandy! 1904 01:16:57,585 --> 01:17:00,054 (NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE) 1905 01:17:19,808 --> 01:17:21,041 I love you. 1906 01:17:26,882 --> 01:17:28,450 I'm gonna miss you. 1907 01:17:33,288 --> 01:17:34,989 (SOBBING): I'm so sorry. 1908 01:17:59,013 --> 01:18:00,914 Oh, sorry, man, I'll get out your hair. 1909 01:18:00,916 --> 01:18:03,151 (SHUSHING) 1910 01:18:07,823 --> 01:18:14,426 ♪ Amazing grace 1911 01:18:14,428 --> 01:18:17,564 ♪ How sweet 1912 01:18:17,566 --> 01:18:20,834 ♪ The sound 1913 01:18:20,836 --> 01:18:23,969 ♪ That saved 1914 01:18:23,971 --> 01:18:26,940 ♪ A wretch 1915 01:18:26,942 --> 01:18:31,246 ♪ Like me 1916 01:18:32,546 --> 01:18:38,150 ♪ I once was lost 1917 01:18:38,152 --> 01:18:44,122 ♪ But now I'm found 1918 01:18:44,124 --> 01:18:46,826 ♪ Was blind 1919 01:18:46,828 --> 01:18:51,600 ♪ But now I see 1920 01:18:54,402 --> 01:18:55,300 Thank you. 1921 01:18:55,302 --> 01:18:58,604 ♪ 'Twas grace that... 1922 01:18:58,606 --> 01:19:00,840 Yeah. How's that lookin'? 1923 01:19:00,842 --> 01:19:02,609 Miss Daniels, it is an absolute honor 1924 01:19:02,611 --> 01:19:03,543 to be working with you. 1925 01:19:03,545 --> 01:19:04,409 Mm. You too. 1926 01:19:04,411 --> 01:19:05,512 Can you grab me a cup of coffee? 1927 01:19:05,514 --> 01:19:07,447 - Mm? - Uh, I'm kidding, of course. 1928 01:19:07,449 --> 01:19:09,214 But can you grab somebody to grab me a cup of coffee? 1929 01:19:09,216 --> 01:19:11,016 - (LAUGHS) - I'm kidding again. 1930 01:19:11,018 --> 01:19:14,254 But daddy does need a cup of joe, so... 1931 01:19:14,256 --> 01:19:15,922 Where is the bean water? 1932 01:19:15,924 --> 01:19:17,390 - Right there. - Okay. 1933 01:19:17,392 --> 01:19:18,360 Yeah. 1934 01:19:19,094 --> 01:19:21,293 - He seems nice. - Yeah, so nice. 1935 01:19:21,295 --> 01:19:24,530 This is good. Just keeping it profesh. New co-host. 1936 01:19:24,532 --> 01:19:27,266 - Yeah. You go, girl. - Do people still say that? 1937 01:19:27,268 --> 01:19:28,501 Oh, I do. Is that bad? 1938 01:19:28,503 --> 01:19:30,837 - No, no. I-it works on you. - Okay. 1939 01:19:30,839 --> 01:19:34,607 Ah. Must be a downer, but how sad about Jimmy, huh? 1940 01:19:34,609 --> 01:19:37,010 - What about him? - Oh. 1941 01:19:37,012 --> 01:19:38,645 I heard he had to put his dog down. 1942 01:19:38,647 --> 01:19:41,080 - What? Brandy? - Yeah. 1943 01:19:41,082 --> 01:19:42,651 She had a stroke or something. 1944 01:19:43,417 --> 01:19:44,683 I-I'm sorry, I thought you knew. 1945 01:19:44,685 --> 01:19:46,654 I guess you guys aren't on speaking terms. 1946 01:19:47,989 --> 01:19:49,421 Gorgeous. 1947 01:19:49,423 --> 01:19:51,156 Somebody give this coffee a hard hat 1948 01:19:51,158 --> 01:19:52,926 because it is workin'. 1949 01:19:52,928 --> 01:19:54,159 (CHUCKLES) Show time! 1950 01:19:54,161 --> 01:19:56,563 MAN: We're live in five, four, 1951 01:19:56,565 --> 01:19:58,196 three, two... 1952 01:19:58,198 --> 01:20:00,769 I just can't believe she's gone. 1953 01:20:01,803 --> 01:20:04,537 Brandy was Sam's best friend. 1954 01:20:04,539 --> 01:20:06,439 She got him out of his depression. 1955 01:20:06,441 --> 01:20:09,109 She taught him how to trust again. 1956 01:20:10,045 --> 01:20:11,911 (SOBBING): Sam is just... 1957 01:20:11,913 --> 01:20:14,816 so, so sad. 1958 01:20:15,917 --> 01:20:17,519 (SNIFFLES, BLOWS NOSE) 1959 01:20:21,756 --> 01:20:24,793 Are you sure that it's Sam that's feeling this way? 1960 01:20:26,328 --> 01:20:29,228 Yes. Why would you ask that? 1961 01:20:29,230 --> 01:20:33,835 I noticed that you neglected to bring Sam in today. 1962 01:20:36,503 --> 01:20:37,336 Right. 1963 01:20:37,338 --> 01:20:40,240 Ugh, I knew I forgot something. 1964 01:20:41,042 --> 01:20:43,175 You did. Yeah, you did. 1965 01:20:43,177 --> 01:20:44,446 You forgot Sam. 1966 01:20:45,312 --> 01:20:47,349 Forgot to bring Sam in. 1967 01:20:48,249 --> 01:20:49,651 I'm such a mess. 1968 01:20:50,986 --> 01:20:53,288 That'll be $350. 1969 01:20:55,024 --> 01:20:58,057 ALEXA (ON TV): It is shaping up to be a beautiful August, 1970 01:20:58,059 --> 01:20:59,458 back-to-school season. 1971 01:20:59,460 --> 01:21:02,294 Parents getting those kids back on a routine, 1972 01:21:02,296 --> 01:21:04,529 not just wilin' out at night 1973 01:21:04,531 --> 01:21:07,600 and also a time for relief for the weather. 1974 01:21:07,602 --> 01:21:09,469 We're looking at a nice cooldown 1975 01:21:09,471 --> 01:21:11,037 and then, look out, mid-week, 1976 01:21:11,039 --> 01:21:14,273 we're looking at huge thunderstorms. 1977 01:21:14,275 --> 01:21:17,577 I'm just kidding. Had you for a second though, right? 1978 01:21:17,579 --> 01:21:19,046 Lot of people don't know this about me, 1979 01:21:19,048 --> 01:21:22,383 but I have a great sense of humor. 1980 01:21:23,617 --> 01:21:26,453 (WHISTLING) 1981 01:21:30,224 --> 01:21:33,595 Mr. Charlie, yeah. Time to wake up. 1982 01:21:34,362 --> 01:21:35,995 This is no fun, is it? 1983 01:21:35,997 --> 01:21:38,064 Getting woken up by someone invading 1984 01:21:38,066 --> 01:21:40,301 your personal space is no fun! 1985 01:21:41,103 --> 01:21:42,270 Huh? 1986 01:21:43,039 --> 01:21:44,037 Charlie? 1987 01:21:44,039 --> 01:21:45,071 (WHINING) 1988 01:21:45,073 --> 01:21:46,906 Hey! There he is! 1989 01:21:46,908 --> 01:21:48,206 Let's go! Yeah! Here we go. 1990 01:21:48,208 --> 01:21:49,778 Come on. I'll get you a ginger shot. 1991 01:21:50,779 --> 01:21:53,247 Don't rush it, pal. The spot's gotta speak to you. 1992 01:21:54,415 --> 01:21:56,516 Look at you, you're like a kid in a candy store. 1993 01:21:56,518 --> 01:21:57,552 (SNIFFING) 1994 01:21:59,854 --> 01:22:01,523 I might go for a run. 1995 01:22:03,458 --> 01:22:04,426 Maybe. 1996 01:22:06,928 --> 01:22:11,196 Whoa. Who's this mature, young man standing at my door? 1997 01:22:11,198 --> 01:22:13,166 Oh, okay, yeah. Very funny. 1998 01:22:13,168 --> 01:22:14,767 So what's the occasion? 1999 01:22:14,769 --> 01:22:19,239 It's nothing. It's just this dumb little piece of paper. 2000 01:22:22,143 --> 01:22:23,910 - I got an A. - (LAUGHING) 2001 01:22:23,912 --> 01:22:25,210 Come on. We're going out. 2002 01:22:25,212 --> 01:22:27,947 Well, all right. Wise guy. 2003 01:22:27,949 --> 01:22:29,751 Let me get my jacket. 2004 01:22:31,885 --> 01:22:34,252 Hey! You look fantastic. 2005 01:22:34,254 --> 01:22:37,222 Oh, thank you. I... You don't look too bad yourself. 2006 01:22:37,224 --> 01:22:39,158 What? This old thing? 2007 01:22:39,160 --> 01:22:41,594 I actually just bought this. Brand new. Gucci. 2008 01:22:41,596 --> 01:22:43,361 - Full price, not cheap. - Oh. 2009 01:22:43,363 --> 01:22:45,131 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 2010 01:22:45,133 --> 01:22:46,966 There you go. 2011 01:22:46,968 --> 01:22:48,534 What's this? A corsage? 2012 01:22:48,536 --> 01:22:50,069 No, no, no, those are for your high heels 2013 01:22:50,071 --> 01:22:51,606 so they don't mess up my carpet. 2014 01:22:52,707 --> 01:22:53,906 Oh, uh... 2015 01:22:53,908 --> 01:22:55,309 (CHUCKLES) Of course. 2016 01:22:56,243 --> 01:22:57,476 (ENGINE RUMBLING) 2017 01:22:57,478 --> 01:22:59,478 (MUSIC BLARING ON STEREO) 2018 01:22:59,480 --> 01:23:01,914 Wow! That's really loud! 2019 01:23:01,916 --> 01:23:04,251 Yeah, I like to hear it with my whole body. 2020 01:23:05,153 --> 01:23:06,420 Oh! 2021 01:23:07,387 --> 01:23:10,223 (TIRES SCREECHING) 2022 01:23:10,225 --> 01:23:13,092 ♪ Oh-oh oh-oh-oh 2023 01:23:13,094 --> 01:23:15,797 ♪ Oh-oh oh-oh 2024 01:23:16,831 --> 01:23:20,133 ♪ Oh-oh oh-oh-oh 2025 01:23:20,135 --> 01:23:23,069 ♪ The right stuff 2026 01:23:23,071 --> 01:23:26,139 ♪ First time was a great time ♪ 2027 01:23:26,141 --> 01:23:29,041 ♪ Second time was a blast... 2028 01:23:29,043 --> 01:23:31,010 - (CHUCKLES) -I'm so glad to be a part of this. 2029 01:23:31,012 --> 01:23:33,980 Oh. Hey. Giant balloon dogs. 2030 01:23:33,982 --> 01:23:36,115 - TARA: You know it. - Come on. How about a photo? 2031 01:23:36,117 --> 01:23:37,786 Yeah, I'd love to. Uh... 2032 01:23:38,987 --> 01:23:42,321 Oh, you just... mean a photo of you by yourself. 2033 01:23:42,323 --> 01:23:43,822 Okay, that's cool. 2034 01:23:43,824 --> 01:23:46,691 - There you go. - All right. Let's see it. 2035 01:23:46,693 --> 01:23:48,493 Oh, wait, no. Actually, my nose looks weird. 2036 01:23:48,495 --> 01:23:49,661 Let's do another one. 2037 01:23:49,663 --> 01:23:51,030 I feel like I should go check in. 2038 01:23:51,032 --> 01:23:52,497 Okay, great. And if you could go up a little bit 2039 01:23:52,499 --> 01:23:53,532 and I'll stay down. 2040 01:23:53,534 --> 01:23:55,469 - Uh, okay. - Okay, great. 2041 01:23:57,272 --> 01:23:58,604 I think I got it. 2042 01:23:58,606 --> 01:24:00,439 - There we are. There's my nose. - Yeah. 2043 01:24:00,441 --> 01:24:01,841 - Uh-huh. - Okay. 2044 01:24:01,843 --> 01:24:03,042 MIKE; How about a post? 2045 01:24:03,044 --> 01:24:04,078 TARA: Oh. Yeah. 2046 01:24:06,014 --> 01:24:07,081 Giving back... 2047 01:24:08,049 --> 01:24:09,182 Hi. 2048 01:24:09,184 --> 01:24:11,152 ...looks as good as it feels. 2049 01:24:11,953 --> 01:24:15,320 - Hashtag New Tricks Rescue. - Uh-huh, that's us. 2050 01:24:15,322 --> 01:24:18,323 Hashtag Dr. Mike. Nice job. 2051 01:24:18,325 --> 01:24:20,159 - Thank you. - Oh, let's go shake some hands. 2052 01:24:20,161 --> 01:24:21,661 Kiss some puppies. 2053 01:24:21,663 --> 01:24:22,562 Okay. 2054 01:24:22,564 --> 01:24:24,065 She cleans up nice. 2055 01:24:24,799 --> 01:24:26,532 Don't get me wrong. You do, too. 2056 01:24:26,534 --> 01:24:29,101 Gertrude, you look absolutely beautiful today. 2057 01:24:29,103 --> 01:24:30,403 (WHIMPERING) 2058 01:24:30,405 --> 01:24:34,173 ♪ Oh-oh oh-oh-oh 2059 01:24:34,175 --> 01:24:36,708 ♪ The right stuff 2060 01:24:36,710 --> 01:24:37,576 (APPLAUSE) 2061 01:24:37,578 --> 01:24:39,444 Okay, I'm not gonna lie. 2062 01:24:39,446 --> 01:24:42,315 I, uh, I had an ulterior motive to bring you out here. 2063 01:24:42,317 --> 01:24:44,349 WALTER: Ulterior. Good word. 2064 01:24:44,351 --> 01:24:46,485 - TYLER: See any that you like? - (DOGS BARKING) 2065 01:24:46,487 --> 01:24:48,590 Well, I like 'em all. They're all cute. 2066 01:24:49,490 --> 01:24:50,792 Let me rephrase that. 2067 01:24:51,626 --> 01:24:53,761 Do you see any that you want to adopt? 2068 01:24:55,362 --> 01:24:56,862 I know you still miss Mabel. 2069 01:24:56,864 --> 01:25:00,034 But maybe it's time for you to move on. 2070 01:25:02,170 --> 01:25:03,370 You know, Tyler, 2071 01:25:04,438 --> 01:25:06,506 I never wanted to adopt Mabel. 2072 01:25:07,407 --> 01:25:08,506 Really? 2073 01:25:08,508 --> 01:25:10,676 I always thought dogs were a hassle. 2074 01:25:10,678 --> 01:25:12,580 More trouble than they were worth. 2075 01:25:14,249 --> 01:25:17,685 But my wife, Addie, she pestered me about it till I gave in. 2076 01:25:18,620 --> 01:25:21,087 (CHUCKLES): We must've looked at a 100 dogs 2077 01:25:21,089 --> 01:25:22,656 before she chose Mabel. 2078 01:25:23,423 --> 01:25:26,658 "This one," she said, "This is our dog." 2079 01:25:26,660 --> 01:25:28,395 (CHUCKLES) She was right. 2080 01:25:29,697 --> 01:25:32,000 Mabel made our lives just a little sweeter. 2081 01:25:34,569 --> 01:25:36,170 So when I lost my wife... 2082 01:25:37,373 --> 01:25:40,506 it felt like it was my job to take care of Mabel. 2083 01:25:40,508 --> 01:25:43,144 Make sure she was as spoiled as Addie wanted her to be. 2084 01:25:45,213 --> 01:25:47,846 As much as I miss Mabel, the hardest part about all this 2085 01:25:47,848 --> 01:25:50,717 is feeling like I let my wife down. 2086 01:25:51,853 --> 01:25:53,888 Walter, I think Addie will understand. 2087 01:25:54,689 --> 01:25:56,421 I think she would want you to be happy again. 2088 01:25:56,423 --> 01:26:00,092 Oh, I know. And I am happy, I mean... 2089 01:26:00,094 --> 01:26:02,897 At least I'm getting there, thanks to you. 2090 01:26:03,898 --> 01:26:04,864 To me? 2091 01:26:04,866 --> 01:26:06,801 Well, you got me out of the house. 2092 01:26:07,534 --> 01:26:08,833 I'm wearing this damn suit, 2093 01:26:08,835 --> 01:26:11,072 I feel like I'm a part of the world again, so... 2094 01:26:12,506 --> 01:26:14,042 thank you, pizza boy. 2095 01:26:14,842 --> 01:26:17,912 Thank you, y-your friendship means a lot to me. 2096 01:26:20,648 --> 01:26:22,548 - You're not gonna like this. - What? 2097 01:26:22,550 --> 01:26:24,283 - You're gonna hate me for this. - Oh, no. Oh, no. 2098 01:26:24,285 --> 01:26:27,653 - Come on. Comin' in. - Oh, oh, oh, okay. 2099 01:26:27,655 --> 01:26:30,089 (LAUGHING): I forgive you. 2100 01:26:30,091 --> 01:26:33,225 - Just don't make it a habit. - All right. All right. 2101 01:26:33,227 --> 01:26:34,828 This one's pretty cute, huh? 2102 01:26:35,829 --> 01:26:38,264 This one looks like a little pain in the ass. 2103 01:26:38,266 --> 01:26:40,732 (WHIMPERING) 2104 01:26:40,734 --> 01:26:43,970 So, um, and when he touched the shoe... 2105 01:26:43,972 --> 01:26:46,872 and this is a button and this one is white and then... 2106 01:26:46,874 --> 01:26:50,109 Hey! What are you guys doing? 2107 01:26:50,111 --> 01:26:51,777 We're reading a book. 2108 01:26:51,779 --> 01:26:54,647 You are? But why are you dressed like fairies? 2109 01:26:54,649 --> 01:26:59,018 Not fairies. As fairy dinosaur princess. 2110 01:26:59,020 --> 01:27:00,921 Oh. (CHUCKLES) 2111 01:27:02,056 --> 01:27:05,024 Amelia, I have some news I have to tell you, 2112 01:27:05,026 --> 01:27:06,693 and it's kind of sad. 2113 01:27:08,696 --> 01:27:09,998 Okay, here it goes. 2114 01:27:10,732 --> 01:27:14,300 Um, you have been doing such a great job 2115 01:27:14,302 --> 01:27:16,037 taking care of Mr. Snuggles. 2116 01:27:17,005 --> 01:27:18,504 Thank you. 2117 01:27:18,506 --> 01:27:20,741 And I know she loves playing with you. 2118 01:27:21,476 --> 01:27:23,541 Uh, it's just... 2119 01:27:23,543 --> 01:27:26,178 we found out that Mr. Snuggles 2120 01:27:26,180 --> 01:27:28,116 has an owner named Walter. 2121 01:27:29,450 --> 01:27:31,717 - Walter? - Yeah. 2122 01:27:31,719 --> 01:27:34,687 And Walter lost Mr. Snuggles 2123 01:27:34,689 --> 01:27:36,991 and he misses her very much. 2124 01:27:38,026 --> 01:27:40,995 So as much as we'd like to keep Mr. Snuggles, 2125 01:27:41,796 --> 01:27:43,964 I'm afraid she's gonna have to go back home. 2126 01:27:48,302 --> 01:27:50,036 Oh. 2127 01:27:50,038 --> 01:27:51,904 Yeah. I know. 2128 01:27:51,906 --> 01:27:54,273 I know, sweetie. It's so sad. 2129 01:27:54,275 --> 01:27:56,077 And happy too. 2130 01:27:58,946 --> 01:28:00,079 How? 2131 01:28:00,081 --> 01:28:02,817 Mr. Snuggles gets to go back home. 2132 01:28:05,387 --> 01:28:06,587 (SIGHS) 2133 01:28:07,522 --> 01:28:09,788 Yeah. Yes, she does. 2134 01:28:09,790 --> 01:28:11,892 And Walter will be happy too. 2135 01:28:14,594 --> 01:28:17,597 (CHUCKLES) Walter will be very happy. 2136 01:28:18,499 --> 01:28:20,299 And I'm sure he's gonna wanna thank you 2137 01:28:20,301 --> 01:28:21,669 for taking care of her. 2138 01:28:22,537 --> 01:28:25,173 Does it mean we have to say goodbye now? 2139 01:28:26,808 --> 01:28:29,476 No. No, we don't have to say goodbye now. 2140 01:28:29,478 --> 01:28:30,544 We can do that tomorrow. 2141 01:28:30,546 --> 01:28:32,712 - Yay! - Mm-hmm. 2142 01:28:34,014 --> 01:28:36,082 GARRETT: I understand why some people choose 2143 01:28:36,084 --> 01:28:37,749 not to adopt. 2144 01:28:37,751 --> 01:28:39,351 Life is hard enough as it is. 2145 01:28:39,353 --> 01:28:41,022 Why-why make it any harder? 2146 01:28:44,525 --> 01:28:45,860 So why are we here? 2147 01:28:46,828 --> 01:28:48,863 Why are we doing this? 2148 01:28:53,368 --> 01:28:54,336 It's for them. 2149 01:28:55,436 --> 01:28:58,504 You know, uh, for a lot of dogs that come to New Tricks stores, 2150 01:28:58,506 --> 01:29:00,672 life has been really hard. 2151 01:29:00,674 --> 01:29:02,909 For some of them, it's been downright cruel. 2152 01:29:04,178 --> 01:29:06,778 And yet, they find a way 2153 01:29:06,780 --> 01:29:10,718 to open their hearts to us 2154 01:29:11,452 --> 01:29:13,853 to love and to be loved, 2155 01:29:13,855 --> 01:29:15,988 and I-I find that beautiful. 2156 01:29:15,990 --> 01:29:18,092 And so, I'm asking you today 2157 01:29:19,025 --> 01:29:21,895 to find a way for you to open up your heart. 2158 01:29:23,697 --> 01:29:26,664 Or your checkbook, whichever one opens first 2159 01:29:26,666 --> 01:29:28,300 and let's find a new home for New Tricks. 2160 01:29:28,302 --> 01:29:30,970 That would be amazing. Any contribution will help. 2161 01:29:30,972 --> 01:29:34,173 Thank you so much. Um, oh, and-and I just want to give 2162 01:29:34,175 --> 01:29:38,846 a quick shout-out to our incredible party planner. 2163 01:29:39,581 --> 01:29:41,180 Tara, thank you so much. 2164 01:29:41,182 --> 01:29:43,482 Thank you for making New Tricks your purpose. 2165 01:29:43,484 --> 01:29:47,186 All right, go drink, be merry, Frunk will be back soon. 2166 01:29:47,188 --> 01:29:49,190 - Whoo! - Have fun. 2167 01:29:50,491 --> 01:29:54,095 And adopt a dog. You wanna do that one as well. Okay. 2168 01:29:56,297 --> 01:29:58,063 Whoo! 2169 01:29:58,065 --> 01:29:59,565 What is Frunk? 2170 01:29:59,567 --> 01:30:01,133 (CHUCKLES) I have no clue. 2171 01:30:01,135 --> 01:30:02,835 Hey, hey, it's Jimmy Johnston here. 2172 01:30:02,837 --> 01:30:04,770 We're at the New Tricks Charity Event 2173 01:30:04,772 --> 01:30:06,338 in Griffith Park, so come on down. 2174 01:30:06,340 --> 01:30:08,407 We have lots of fun, we have lots of games 2175 01:30:08,409 --> 01:30:09,974 and food, food trucks. 2176 01:30:09,976 --> 01:30:12,545 Uh, come on down, adopt your new best friend. 2177 01:30:12,547 --> 01:30:14,580 - I know. - You never know who you... 2178 01:30:14,582 --> 01:30:16,881 Why does he have to look so good? 2179 01:30:16,883 --> 01:30:19,385 - We havin' a good time? - ALL: Yeah! 2180 01:30:19,387 --> 01:30:21,320 Right. You hear 'em. Come on down to Griffith Park. 2181 01:30:21,322 --> 01:30:24,356 We have big dogs, we got small dogs, long hair... 2182 01:30:24,358 --> 01:30:25,758 Don't do that. 2183 01:30:25,760 --> 01:30:27,793 Don't think you're just gonna stare me down 2184 01:30:27,795 --> 01:30:29,228 and I'm gonna go to this thing. 2185 01:30:29,230 --> 01:30:30,797 I'm not going. Mnh-mnh. 2186 01:30:31,532 --> 01:30:32,999 I'm not going. 2187 01:30:34,201 --> 01:30:35,733 ♪ Oh yeah 2188 01:30:35,735 --> 01:30:37,670 Where are you? 2189 01:30:37,672 --> 01:30:40,439 Where... Oh. (GRUNTS) 2190 01:30:40,441 --> 01:30:41,640 ♪ All right 2191 01:30:41,642 --> 01:30:42,975 ♪ Say all right 2192 01:30:42,977 --> 01:30:45,179 - Oh, Elizabeth? - Yeah. Elizabeth. 2193 01:30:46,447 --> 01:30:47,681 Griffith Park, yeah? 2194 01:30:47,683 --> 01:30:49,148 ♪ Say all right 2195 01:30:49,150 --> 01:30:51,185 Great. Whew! 2196 01:30:52,654 --> 01:30:54,788 Oh, why-why are we... 2197 01:30:55,855 --> 01:30:57,956 You know what, I'm gonna run. 2198 01:30:57,958 --> 01:30:59,826 Yeah. I'm gonna run. 2199 01:31:02,996 --> 01:31:04,430 ELIZABETH: Five stars. 2200 01:31:04,432 --> 01:31:06,899 ♪ With all my heart 2201 01:31:06,901 --> 01:31:10,569 ♪ I love you baby 2202 01:31:10,571 --> 01:31:12,672 JIMMY: Mayor Caughlin. 2203 01:31:12,674 --> 01:31:14,340 - Channel 12 here. - Hello, Jimmy. 2204 01:31:14,342 --> 01:31:16,041 JIMMY: How you doin' this evening? Havin' a good time? 2205 01:31:16,043 --> 01:31:17,943 CAUGHLIN: I am doing great this evening. 2206 01:31:17,945 --> 01:31:20,011 I think I adopted three terriers 2207 01:31:20,013 --> 01:31:21,413 and a... and a small pony. 2208 01:31:21,415 --> 01:31:23,748 You're not gonna ask me to dance, are you? 2209 01:31:23,750 --> 01:31:25,184 - May I? - You may. 2210 01:31:25,186 --> 01:31:26,652 All right. 2211 01:31:26,654 --> 01:31:29,321 ♪ Sweet love 2212 01:31:29,323 --> 01:31:32,891 ♪ Hear me callin' out your name ♪ 2213 01:31:32,893 --> 01:31:36,762 ♪ I feel no shame I'm in love ♪ 2214 01:31:36,764 --> 01:31:38,797 GARRETT: Hey, don't have too much fun, okay. 2215 01:31:38,799 --> 01:31:40,034 - Hey. - Hi. 2216 01:31:41,269 --> 01:31:43,103 Hey, thank you for the kind words up there. 2217 01:31:43,837 --> 01:31:44,971 Yeah, of course. 2218 01:31:45,706 --> 01:31:46,771 How's it going? 2219 01:31:46,773 --> 01:31:48,440 - Um, amazing. - Yeah? 2220 01:31:48,442 --> 01:31:52,077 Yeah, we got a bunch of people to sign adoption applications. 2221 01:31:52,079 --> 01:31:53,078 Amazing. 2222 01:31:53,080 --> 01:31:55,214 Uh, a lot of elderly women have told me 2223 01:31:55,216 --> 01:31:57,283 that I look like Pee-wee Herman. 2224 01:31:57,285 --> 01:31:58,717 - So... I'm... - Okay. 2225 01:31:58,719 --> 01:31:59,952 I'm taking it as a compliment. 2226 01:31:59,954 --> 01:32:01,222 Yeah, I think that's a good thing. 2227 01:32:02,089 --> 01:32:04,056 - A handsome Pee-wee Herman. - Yes, thank you. 2228 01:32:04,058 --> 01:32:06,358 - You're welcome. - How's, uh, how's the hot date? 2229 01:32:06,360 --> 01:32:09,530 Uh, a little chillier than I expected. 2230 01:32:18,773 --> 01:32:20,272 Um, excuse me, I'm just... 2231 01:32:20,274 --> 01:32:22,141 - I need to get in there. - Not right now, you don't. 2232 01:32:22,143 --> 01:32:23,876 I just need to talk to my friend. 2233 01:32:23,878 --> 01:32:25,844 Not right now, you don't. 2234 01:32:25,846 --> 01:32:27,580 Uh... Okay. 2235 01:32:27,582 --> 01:32:30,084 Okay, fine. I'm gone. 2236 01:32:31,585 --> 01:32:32,919 (SIGHS) 2237 01:32:34,954 --> 01:32:36,789 - Jimmy! - Liz. 2238 01:32:36,791 --> 01:32:38,691 - (GRUNTS) - (WOMAN SCREAMS) 2239 01:32:38,693 --> 01:32:40,958 Marvin, is it finally Code Orange? 2240 01:32:40,960 --> 01:32:42,261 - Liz? - WOMAN: Move those dogs. 2241 01:32:42,263 --> 01:32:43,696 - Hey, hey, hey. I got her. - Get off of me. 2242 01:32:43,698 --> 01:32:44,663 - I got her. I got her. - Get... 2243 01:32:44,665 --> 01:32:46,365 - Sorry about that. - Get... 2244 01:32:46,367 --> 01:32:48,069 I am not a crazy person. 2245 01:32:48,804 --> 01:32:49,769 Liz, what are you doing here? 2246 01:32:49,771 --> 01:32:51,172 Jimmy, I love... 2247 01:32:54,441 --> 01:32:55,375 dogs. 2248 01:32:57,545 --> 01:32:58,546 Is that it? 2249 01:32:59,780 --> 01:33:00,947 (SCOFFS) No. 2250 01:33:01,682 --> 01:33:03,117 No, of course not. I... 2251 01:33:04,518 --> 01:33:08,089 I'm sorry that I wasn't there for you, for Brandy, I... 2252 01:33:09,657 --> 01:33:11,158 She was wonderful. 2253 01:33:14,595 --> 01:33:16,228 Yes, she was. 2254 01:33:16,230 --> 01:33:17,164 Thank you. 2255 01:33:18,998 --> 01:33:20,733 I got you something. 2256 01:33:20,735 --> 01:33:21,933 What is it? 2257 01:33:21,935 --> 01:33:23,236 Uh, it's just a gift. 2258 01:33:23,970 --> 01:33:25,206 It's just, um... 2259 01:33:26,106 --> 01:33:27,939 It's just a little something. 2260 01:33:27,941 --> 01:33:29,708 (CHUCKLES) 2261 01:33:29,710 --> 01:33:32,246 Don't let the Tiffany box fool you. 2262 01:33:44,558 --> 01:33:48,327 TARA: "I am I because my little dog knows me. 2263 01:33:48,329 --> 01:33:49,463 Gertrude Stein." 2264 01:33:56,404 --> 01:33:57,405 I, um... 2265 01:33:59,306 --> 01:34:02,007 Are you okay? I'm sorry. I-I didn't mean to upset you. 2266 01:34:02,009 --> 01:34:05,277 No, no. My God. No, I'm not upset. 2267 01:34:05,279 --> 01:34:06,347 I'm happy. 2268 01:34:07,748 --> 01:34:11,084 This is the sweetest gift that I've ever been given and... 2269 01:34:12,085 --> 01:34:14,820 You know, just being a part of this, 2270 01:34:14,822 --> 01:34:18,724 it has given me so much, I ju... 2271 01:34:18,726 --> 01:34:20,027 (SIGHS) 2272 01:34:21,762 --> 01:34:22,963 Hey. 2273 01:34:26,333 --> 01:34:27,501 This is all you. 2274 01:34:30,437 --> 01:34:32,704 You know, if someone would just give this sweet girl a home, 2275 01:34:32,706 --> 01:34:34,138 my life would be complete. 2276 01:34:34,140 --> 01:34:37,676 Well, um, someone actually adopted her this evening. 2277 01:34:37,678 --> 01:34:39,280 No way. Who? 2278 01:34:41,816 --> 01:34:43,317 I did. This guy. 2279 01:34:44,718 --> 01:34:47,555 You know, sometimes people don't realize how amazing a dog is. 2280 01:34:48,622 --> 01:34:50,422 But, um... 2281 01:34:50,424 --> 01:34:52,692 I know how special she is, and I-I realized 2282 01:34:52,694 --> 01:34:54,494 I didn't want to let her go. 2283 01:35:10,912 --> 01:35:12,213 What are you doing? 2284 01:35:13,614 --> 01:35:16,350 Well, I just realized I didn't want to let you go. 2285 01:35:18,752 --> 01:35:22,119 And listen, I'm-I'm not saying that we need to jump back 2286 01:35:22,121 --> 01:35:24,325 into a relationship, but... 2287 01:35:25,926 --> 01:35:28,894 I care about you. And so does Sam. 2288 01:35:28,896 --> 01:35:31,196 And we would both really love it 2289 01:35:31,198 --> 01:35:32,764 if we could spend... 2290 01:35:32,766 --> 01:35:34,168 God, I wanna kiss you right now... 2291 01:35:36,370 --> 01:35:38,972 but I know you got your whole rule about on camera PDA. 2292 01:35:38,974 --> 01:35:40,807 What? Cameras? 2293 01:35:40,809 --> 01:35:42,643 - Yeah. We're still, uh... - Oh. 2294 01:35:43,376 --> 01:35:45,042 - Right. Cameras. - Mm-hmm. 2295 01:35:45,044 --> 01:35:47,080 They can still hear me. Yeah. 2296 01:35:48,682 --> 01:35:49,848 Screw it. 2297 01:35:49,850 --> 01:35:52,286 (CROWD EXCLAIMING) 2298 01:35:55,923 --> 01:35:58,790 They're gonna have such beautiful babies. 2299 01:35:58,792 --> 01:36:01,393 I could have sworn he was into me. 2300 01:36:01,395 --> 01:36:02,594 Wow, they're really covering 2301 01:36:02,596 --> 01:36:04,465 the hell out of this charity event. 2302 01:36:05,266 --> 01:36:06,965 - By the way, I'm pregnant. - What? 2303 01:36:06,967 --> 01:36:08,499 (LAUGHS) Sorry. 2304 01:36:08,501 --> 01:36:09,701 (LAUGHING) 2305 01:36:09,703 --> 01:36:11,937 (BARKING) 2306 01:36:11,939 --> 01:36:14,238 (CROWD CHEERING) 2307 01:36:14,240 --> 01:36:16,173 ♪ Who let the dogs out? 2308 01:36:16,175 --> 01:36:18,210 ♪ Woof woof woof woof woof 2309 01:36:18,212 --> 01:36:19,978 ♪ Who let the dogs out? 2310 01:36:19,980 --> 01:36:22,447 Ooh. Oh, oh. This should be our song. 2311 01:36:22,449 --> 01:36:24,082 - No. Unh-unh. - Yeah. Yea... 2312 01:36:24,084 --> 01:36:25,852 - Mnh-mnh. - Mm-hmm. 2313 01:36:25,854 --> 01:36:28,153 ♪ Who let the dogs out? 2314 01:36:28,155 --> 01:36:30,088 Uh, excuse me. 2315 01:36:30,090 --> 01:36:32,891 Oh. Uh, hey, Dr. Mike. 2316 01:36:32,893 --> 01:36:34,495 I thought we were on a date. 2317 01:36:36,530 --> 01:36:37,831 I changed my mind. 2318 01:36:39,098 --> 01:36:40,732 (BARKS) 2319 01:36:40,734 --> 01:36:43,404 All right. I guess I get that. 2320 01:36:45,272 --> 01:36:47,406 - He took that well. Yeah. - I think so. 2321 01:36:47,408 --> 01:36:49,241 ♪ Who let the dogs out? 2322 01:36:49,243 --> 01:36:51,044 ♪ Woof woof woof woof woof 2323 01:36:51,046 --> 01:36:52,979 ♪ Who let the dogs out? 2324 01:36:52,981 --> 01:36:54,715 ♪ Woof woof woof woof woof 2325 01:36:55,816 --> 01:36:57,114 ADDIE (ON TV): How did you... 2326 01:36:57,116 --> 01:37:00,854 Uh, I had one just like this in college. 2327 01:37:02,188 --> 01:37:03,324 (ADDIE) Gosh! 2328 01:37:04,058 --> 01:37:05,259 (LAUGHS) 2329 01:37:06,060 --> 01:37:09,194 Oh, my gosh. Look at it inside! 2330 01:37:09,196 --> 01:37:11,030 This is so great, baby. 2331 01:37:11,032 --> 01:37:12,598 Aw, I apprec... (KISSES) 2332 01:37:12,600 --> 01:37:14,101 I love you so much. 2333 01:37:18,304 --> 01:37:20,338 I love you so much, Walter. 2334 01:37:20,340 --> 01:37:21,907 Thank you so much. 2335 01:37:21,909 --> 01:37:24,275 Ah, come on, baby. Get in. 2336 01:37:24,277 --> 01:37:26,078 (PHONE RINGING) 2337 01:37:26,080 --> 01:37:27,846 Come on! Get in. Come on. 2338 01:37:27,848 --> 01:37:29,881 Let's go for a ride. 2339 01:37:29,883 --> 01:37:30,851 Hello? 2340 01:37:32,019 --> 01:37:33,187 Yes? 2341 01:37:34,755 --> 01:37:35,789 Yes, it is. 2342 01:37:38,392 --> 01:37:39,360 Oh. 2343 01:37:40,461 --> 01:37:41,293 (SOBBING) 2344 01:37:41,295 --> 01:37:43,764 Oh, that's... th-that's wonderful. 2345 01:37:44,765 --> 01:37:45,866 Is Mabel okay? 2346 01:37:46,934 --> 01:37:49,335 Yeah, yeah, Mabel. Yes. 2347 01:37:50,303 --> 01:37:52,070 Oh, that-that's great. 2348 01:37:52,072 --> 01:37:54,106 No, no, no, no. No, no problem. No problem. 2349 01:37:54,108 --> 01:37:55,743 I could meet you anywhere. 2350 01:37:57,112 --> 01:37:58,579 Yes, yes, I know it well. 2351 01:38:00,247 --> 01:38:01,847 Yes. Fantastic. 2352 01:38:01,849 --> 01:38:03,852 (CONTINUES, INDISTINCT) 2353 01:38:15,562 --> 01:38:16,764 (EXHALES) 2354 01:38:19,199 --> 01:38:21,268 Well, we found her, sweetheart. 2355 01:38:22,636 --> 01:38:24,070 We found her. 2356 01:38:24,072 --> 01:38:26,039 RUTH: Oh, I hear you. 2357 01:38:26,041 --> 01:38:28,175 (BLABBERING) 2358 01:38:29,077 --> 01:38:30,641 Hey, hey. 2359 01:38:30,643 --> 01:38:31,542 Hey! 2360 01:38:31,544 --> 01:38:32,811 Oh, my God, you look amazing. 2361 01:38:32,813 --> 01:38:36,148 Oh... Thanks, we're doing so much better. 2362 01:38:36,150 --> 01:38:38,450 - Hi, Charlie bear! - What happened? 2363 01:38:38,452 --> 01:38:39,785 (SIGHS) 2364 01:38:39,787 --> 01:38:41,019 Carol happened. 2365 01:38:41,021 --> 01:38:42,454 Greg had to go back to work, 2366 01:38:42,456 --> 01:38:44,389 so his mom flew in to help us. 2367 01:38:44,391 --> 01:38:46,858 And she does everything so much better than us. 2368 01:38:46,860 --> 01:38:49,795 You know, I got four hours of sleep last night. 2369 01:38:49,797 --> 01:38:51,229 Oh, man, I'm sorry. 2370 01:38:51,231 --> 01:38:53,066 No, that's really good. 2371 01:38:53,068 --> 01:38:54,833 I'm really proud of you. 2372 01:38:54,835 --> 01:38:57,135 You're a single mom, and you're doing it. 2373 01:38:57,137 --> 01:38:58,772 Well, I have Greg. 2374 01:38:59,940 --> 01:39:01,139 You're a single mom. 2375 01:39:01,141 --> 01:39:02,607 (BABY COOING) 2376 01:39:02,609 --> 01:39:03,575 Watch this. 2377 01:39:03,577 --> 01:39:05,944 - Frunk. - RUTH: Oh, God. 2378 01:39:05,946 --> 01:39:07,881 Uh... Frunk. 2379 01:39:09,283 --> 01:39:11,084 Great. I'm gonna have to say "Frunk" 2380 01:39:11,086 --> 01:39:12,517 any time I want him to do anything? 2381 01:39:12,519 --> 01:39:14,586 You see, Frunk can mean anything. 2382 01:39:14,588 --> 01:39:17,689 Well, I hope he wasn't too much of a burden to you. 2383 01:39:17,691 --> 01:39:18,724 Oh, no, he was. 2384 01:39:18,726 --> 01:39:20,624 - Oh, I'm sorry. - No, it's good. 2385 01:39:20,626 --> 01:39:23,695 I feel like I spend so much of my time burdening you. 2386 01:39:23,697 --> 01:39:24,763 No. 2387 01:39:24,765 --> 01:39:27,165 I mean, you really, really take care of me. 2388 01:39:27,167 --> 01:39:31,169 You lend me money, you give me a place to stay when I need it, 2389 01:39:31,171 --> 01:39:32,604 you pay the insurance of my van. 2390 01:39:32,606 --> 01:39:33,741 Wait, I do? 2391 01:39:34,908 --> 01:39:35,876 No. 2392 01:39:37,112 --> 01:39:38,679 AMELIA: Can we visit her? 2393 01:39:40,048 --> 01:39:41,916 I don't know, but we can certainly ask. 2394 01:39:43,316 --> 01:39:45,284 I'm sad, Mommy. 2395 01:39:48,555 --> 01:39:50,055 Oh. 2396 01:39:50,057 --> 01:39:52,124 I'm sad, too. 2397 01:39:52,126 --> 01:39:53,259 But you know what? 2398 01:39:53,994 --> 01:39:56,762 We are still a family. Okay. 2399 01:39:56,764 --> 01:39:59,600 And families help each other through sad times. 2400 01:40:01,769 --> 01:40:02,770 Do you want a hug? 2401 01:40:03,938 --> 01:40:04,873 Yeah? 2402 01:40:06,006 --> 01:40:07,306 Oh. 2403 01:40:09,442 --> 01:40:11,576 - WALTER: Mr. Chapman. - Walter. Hey. Hello. 2404 01:40:11,578 --> 01:40:12,844 - All right. - Yeah, nice to meet you. 2405 01:40:12,846 --> 01:40:14,212 - I've heard such great things. - Pleasure. 2406 01:40:14,214 --> 01:40:15,547 Likewise. 2407 01:40:15,549 --> 01:40:17,415 Uh, Tyler is a good kid. 2408 01:40:17,417 --> 01:40:19,151 - He is a great kid. Yeah. - Yeah. 2409 01:40:19,153 --> 01:40:22,221 Oh, uh, this stuff is for you here. Um... 2410 01:40:22,223 --> 01:40:24,523 We, uh, we just picked up a couple of things 2411 01:40:24,525 --> 01:40:26,125 - so the dog will be more comfortable. - Okay. 2412 01:40:26,127 --> 01:40:27,461 All right. 2413 01:40:32,099 --> 01:40:33,432 You're a good dog. 2414 01:40:34,802 --> 01:40:35,736 Okay. 2415 01:40:37,137 --> 01:40:38,071 I gotta go. 2416 01:40:39,173 --> 01:40:40,841 Try not to miss me too bad. 2417 01:40:41,975 --> 01:40:43,710 I won't miss you at all. 2418 01:40:52,653 --> 01:40:55,386 - All right, I'll see you soon. - Aw. 2419 01:40:55,388 --> 01:40:56,890 (WHIMPERS) 2420 01:40:59,193 --> 01:41:00,892 Dax, are you crying? 2421 01:41:00,894 --> 01:41:02,060 Yeah. 2422 01:41:02,062 --> 01:41:03,597 This is what happens. 2423 01:41:05,065 --> 01:41:07,098 Plus, I was maced, like... 2424 01:41:07,100 --> 01:41:09,268 - pretty recently. - Okay. Okay. 2425 01:41:09,270 --> 01:41:11,903 So I can't control when I'm tearin' up. 2426 01:41:11,905 --> 01:41:12,973 Oh! 2427 01:41:13,707 --> 01:41:16,077 He likes it when you put these on his food. 2428 01:41:17,278 --> 01:41:19,945 - What is that... - You remember when you said that I saved you? 2429 01:41:19,947 --> 01:41:21,947 I said no human food! 2430 01:41:21,949 --> 01:41:23,215 Okay, bye. 2431 01:41:23,217 --> 01:41:24,785 Love you. Bye, burden. 2432 01:41:26,787 --> 01:41:27,821 Del Taco? 2433 01:41:28,789 --> 01:41:29,957 (GRUNTING) 2434 01:41:40,868 --> 01:41:41,802 Mabel. 2435 01:41:42,735 --> 01:41:43,736 (CHUCKLES) 2436 01:41:45,005 --> 01:41:46,437 Good girl. 2437 01:41:46,439 --> 01:41:48,141 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 2438 01:41:49,910 --> 01:41:50,878 KURT: Honey. 2439 01:42:05,392 --> 01:42:07,025 (WHINES) 2440 01:42:07,027 --> 01:42:08,728 (LAUGHING): Hey! 2441 01:42:09,997 --> 01:42:11,597 Hey! 2442 01:42:13,432 --> 01:42:15,602 Well, don't you look slim and trim. 2443 01:42:19,072 --> 01:42:21,172 - Well, hello! - AMELIA: Hi. 2444 01:42:21,174 --> 01:42:23,942 - What's your name? - Amelia Chapman. 2445 01:42:23,944 --> 01:42:26,044 Have you been taking care of this dog, Amelia? 2446 01:42:26,046 --> 01:42:29,282 - Feeding her and walking her? - Why, yes, I have. 2447 01:42:29,284 --> 01:42:30,781 Well, she looks so happy. 2448 01:42:30,783 --> 01:42:32,752 You must be doing a great job. 2449 01:42:40,627 --> 01:42:42,894 Uh, well, sweetie, I think it's probably time 2450 01:42:42,896 --> 01:42:44,696 we should say goodbye to the doggie 2451 01:42:44,698 --> 01:42:46,600 so she can go back home. 2452 01:42:48,068 --> 01:42:49,534 Oh, um, we were wondering 2453 01:42:49,536 --> 01:42:51,370 if we could visit your dog 2454 01:42:51,372 --> 01:42:53,007 every once in a while. 2455 01:43:02,616 --> 01:43:03,951 I don't think so. 2456 01:43:05,052 --> 01:43:06,584 Oh. Okay. 2457 01:43:06,586 --> 01:43:08,354 We just thought we'd ask. 2458 01:43:08,356 --> 01:43:09,854 No, um, you misunderstood. 2459 01:43:09,856 --> 01:43:13,225 I mean... I don't think you'll be able to visit 2460 01:43:13,227 --> 01:43:14,861 because there's been a mistake. 2461 01:43:16,897 --> 01:43:18,464 This isn't my dog. 2462 01:43:20,466 --> 01:43:21,969 I'm sorry, what? 2463 01:43:23,536 --> 01:43:25,739 I'd say this is your dog. 2464 01:43:28,642 --> 01:43:30,041 Walter, you don't have to do that. 2465 01:43:30,043 --> 01:43:34,114 What a lucky dog to have such a sweet family. 2466 01:43:36,917 --> 01:43:39,517 - I don't know what to say here. - No, nothing to say. 2467 01:43:39,519 --> 01:43:42,222 Just... misunderstanding, that's all. 2468 01:43:43,589 --> 01:43:46,858 Well, the dog seems to like you a lot, so, uh... 2469 01:43:46,860 --> 01:43:48,860 (CLEARS THROAT) ...if you'd like, you know, 2470 01:43:48,862 --> 01:43:50,328 we could meet up in the park sometime. 2471 01:43:50,330 --> 01:43:51,999 Yes. Yes. 2472 01:43:53,567 --> 01:43:55,569 You know, I'd like that very much. 2473 01:43:57,472 --> 01:43:58,970 Is that okay with you? 2474 01:43:58,972 --> 01:44:00,071 Of course. 2475 01:44:00,073 --> 01:44:02,408 Of course. (CHUCKLES) 2476 01:44:02,410 --> 01:44:03,910 All right. Well... 2477 01:44:04,811 --> 01:44:07,511 I-I know you don't know me, but... 2478 01:44:07,513 --> 01:44:08,645 - Aw. - Thank you, thank you, 2479 01:44:08,647 --> 01:44:10,649 thank you, thank you, thank you! 2480 01:44:12,551 --> 01:44:13,754 You're welcome. 2481 01:44:16,289 --> 01:44:17,555 (LAUGHS) 2482 01:44:17,557 --> 01:44:19,024 - Enjoy. - Yeah. 2483 01:44:19,026 --> 01:44:20,925 - Thank you, sir. - See you soon, huh? 2484 01:44:20,927 --> 01:44:21,860 - Yes. - Yes. 2485 01:44:21,862 --> 01:44:22,796 All right. 2486 01:44:24,499 --> 01:44:27,932 Mommy, why are you crying? Are you sad? 2487 01:44:27,934 --> 01:44:29,701 No. 2488 01:44:29,703 --> 01:44:31,204 No, I'm not sad, I'm happy! 2489 01:44:31,938 --> 01:44:34,307 Sometimes, people cry when they're happy. 2490 01:44:46,586 --> 01:44:48,521 Well, good morning, or should I say 2491 01:44:48,523 --> 01:44:50,289 wake up, LA. 2492 01:44:50,291 --> 01:44:53,392 We're here at the beach today with my dog Sam. 2493 01:44:53,394 --> 01:44:56,227 JIMMY (ON TV): All dogs love the beach, so come on down. 2494 01:44:56,229 --> 01:44:57,996 ELIZABETH (ON TV) We do love the beach... 2495 01:44:57,998 --> 01:45:00,631 - (DOG WHIMPERS) - Oh, hey, you! 2496 01:45:00,633 --> 01:45:04,202 Oh, I know your spot. Right there. Yeah. 2497 01:45:04,204 --> 01:45:06,073 That's what you came for, huh? 2498 01:45:06,840 --> 01:45:09,207 Oh, well, now look at you. 2499 01:45:09,209 --> 01:45:11,142 Where'd you come from? 2500 01:45:11,144 --> 01:45:14,413 Oh, hello, beautiful! 2501 01:45:14,415 --> 01:45:16,748 Oh, look. Yeah, okay... 2502 01:45:16,750 --> 01:45:19,716 Sorry, Walter, one of the dogs knows how to open up doors. 2503 01:45:19,718 --> 01:45:22,187 Ah, it's All right. Mi casa su casa. 2504 01:45:22,189 --> 01:45:23,154 Ah... 2505 01:45:23,156 --> 01:45:26,059 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 2506 01:45:26,827 --> 01:45:30,428 - What? - I took Spanish in high school. 2507 01:45:30,430 --> 01:45:32,797 Anyway, um... Look. 2508 01:45:32,799 --> 01:45:35,900 Walter, uh, I know we kid, or I kid 2509 01:45:35,902 --> 01:45:38,537 and you stare blankly at me, but, um, 2510 01:45:38,539 --> 01:45:40,473 I just wanna say thank you so much 2511 01:45:40,475 --> 01:45:41,941 for opening up your home. 2512 01:45:42,775 --> 01:45:45,343 And I hope my thanking you hasn't been annoying. 2513 01:45:45,345 --> 01:45:47,278 It is annoying. Please, stop. 2514 01:45:47,280 --> 01:45:48,612 (LAUGHS) 2515 01:45:48,614 --> 01:45:50,582 Message received. 2516 01:45:50,584 --> 01:45:52,517 - Uh... thank you. - Okay. 2517 01:45:52,519 --> 01:45:54,187 Who wants to go outside? 2518 01:46:05,399 --> 01:46:06,732 Aww. (LAUGHING) 2519 01:46:11,404 --> 01:46:12,738 Hey, baby. 2520 01:46:13,940 --> 01:46:15,773 - That's my girlfriend. - Mm-hmm. 2521 01:46:15,775 --> 01:46:17,711 Oh, don't feed Darla. Her tummy's upset. 2522 01:46:18,478 --> 01:46:20,280 - Hey, old man. - Wise guy. 2523 01:46:23,016 --> 01:46:24,849 I hope it's not weird we're dating. 2524 01:46:24,851 --> 01:46:27,255 No. No, I'm just happy you're happy. 2525 01:46:28,489 --> 01:46:29,720 And to be honest, 2526 01:46:29,722 --> 01:46:32,025 I think you two are perfect for each other. 2527 01:46:33,593 --> 01:46:34,793 Oh. 2528 01:46:35,661 --> 01:46:37,130 Mm, sweet. 2529 01:46:38,965 --> 01:46:40,100 Thank you. 2530 01:46:41,468 --> 01:46:43,737 (DOGS BARKING) 2531 01:46:44,738 --> 01:46:46,171 Have you seen Gertrude? 2532 01:46:46,173 --> 01:46:48,206 ELIZABETH (ON TV): Who is this little guy? 2533 01:46:48,208 --> 01:46:49,841 JIMMY (ON TV): Oh, my God. I didn't know my friend Scotch was coming 2534 01:46:49,843 --> 01:46:51,644 to visit me today. 2535 01:46:51,646 --> 01:46:53,245 Is she yours? 2536 01:46:53,247 --> 01:46:54,811 Nope, she's ours. 2537 01:46:54,813 --> 01:46:56,780 - Wanna hold her? - Yes, I wanna hold her. 2538 01:46:56,782 --> 01:46:57,916 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 2539 01:46:57,918 --> 01:46:59,617 Hey, what is this? What is this? 2540 01:46:59,619 --> 01:47:00,885 (GASPS) 2541 01:47:00,887 --> 01:47:02,387 No. 2542 01:47:02,389 --> 01:47:03,855 Jimmy, I... 2543 01:47:03,857 --> 01:47:05,258 JIMMY (ON TV): Elizabeth... 2544 01:47:06,561 --> 01:47:07,894 will you marry me? 2545 01:47:11,198 --> 01:47:12,598 - Yes! - Yes? 2546 01:47:12,600 --> 01:47:13,998 - Yes, of course. - Yes? 2547 01:47:14,000 --> 01:47:16,268 (BARKING) 2548 01:47:16,270 --> 01:47:18,102 - Sam. Where's Sam? Sam! - Yeah, get Sam. Get Sam. 2549 01:47:18,104 --> 01:47:19,637 Get Sam. 2550 01:47:19,639 --> 01:47:21,241 Come here. Oh, yes. 2551 01:47:22,309 --> 01:47:23,641 Come here, baby. 2552 01:47:23,643 --> 01:47:27,045 ♪ Come and take a ride with me ♪ 2553 01:47:27,047 --> 01:47:30,114 ♪ Kissing on your wrist so casually ♪ 2554 01:47:30,116 --> 01:47:32,618 ♪ Livin' out a public fantasy ♪ 2555 01:47:32,620 --> 01:47:36,689 ♪ Oh you stop in every row 2556 01:47:36,691 --> 01:47:40,359 ♪ You kiss me oh 2557 01:47:40,361 --> 01:47:42,293 ♪ Plain to see 2558 01:47:42,295 --> 01:47:46,830 ♪ You're the face I wanna call on ♪ 2559 01:47:46,832 --> 01:47:48,933 ♪ So what's another minute baby ♪ 2560 01:47:48,935 --> 01:47:51,302 ♪ You and me 2561 01:47:51,304 --> 01:47:55,807 ♪ Are the reason why hearts are made of gold ♪ 2562 01:47:55,809 --> 01:47:59,911 "Scene 108-C, role 15, take three." Nailed it. 2563 01:47:59,913 --> 01:48:01,813 ♪ Who let the dogs out? 2564 01:48:01,815 --> 01:48:04,050 ♪ Woof woof woof woof woof 2565 01:48:06,720 --> 01:48:08,219 TARA: Oh, look at these guys. 2566 01:48:08,221 --> 01:48:10,121 Looks like you're in deep Shih Tzu. 2567 01:48:10,123 --> 01:48:12,457 You know, I'm actually surprised you knew these were Shih Tzus. 2568 01:48:12,459 --> 01:48:13,625 I know my dogs. 2569 01:48:13,627 --> 01:48:15,760 You know your Shih Tzu about Shih Tzus. 2570 01:48:15,762 --> 01:48:17,161 (LAUGHING) 2571 01:48:17,163 --> 01:48:19,530 - Dude, your dog is fat. - WALTER: Excuse me? 2572 01:48:19,532 --> 01:48:21,399 Oh, I'm sorry, what I meant to say is 2573 01:48:21,401 --> 01:48:22,767 your dog is super fat. 2574 01:48:22,769 --> 01:48:23,801 Excuse me? 2575 01:48:23,803 --> 01:48:24,769 What I meant to say is 2576 01:48:24,771 --> 01:48:26,372 if your dog gets any bigger, 2577 01:48:26,374 --> 01:48:28,307 its feet won't be able to touch the ground. 2578 01:48:28,309 --> 01:48:29,375 Excuse me? 2579 01:48:29,377 --> 01:48:30,974 I feel like if I hit your dog hard enough, 2580 01:48:30,976 --> 01:48:32,112 candy will fly out. 2581 01:48:32,911 --> 01:48:35,148 - (LAUGHING) - WALTER (LAUGHING): Excuse me? 2582 01:48:36,750 --> 01:48:38,650 Ow, that's inside my ear canal. 2583 01:48:38,652 --> 01:48:40,985 Ew. He's talking into my ear canal. 2584 01:48:40,987 --> 01:48:43,790 Oh, no, it's too early to play. Too early to play. 2585 01:48:44,824 --> 01:48:46,824 ♪ Who let the dogs out? 2586 01:48:46,826 --> 01:48:48,993 ♪ Woof woof woof woof 2587 01:48:48,995 --> 01:48:50,498 Wanna hear a real band name? 2588 01:48:51,798 --> 01:48:54,131 - Foghat. - RUTH: Great name. 2589 01:48:54,133 --> 01:48:56,033 DAX: Foghat is just two words put together. 2590 01:48:56,035 --> 01:48:58,069 It-it paints a whole picture. 2591 01:48:58,071 --> 01:49:01,439 DAX: Yeah, of a fog with a hat on top of it. 2592 01:49:01,441 --> 01:49:02,807 - Yes. - How does it... 2593 01:49:02,809 --> 01:49:04,377 (CHUCKLES) 2594 01:49:07,080 --> 01:49:08,946 I'm sorry. Is this weird? 2595 01:49:08,948 --> 01:49:12,016 No. No, no, no, no, no. It-it's just turning me on 2596 01:49:12,018 --> 01:49:13,585 in like a really weird way. 2597 01:49:13,587 --> 01:49:14,988 So I'm into it. 2598 01:49:16,557 --> 01:49:18,955 (LAUGHING) 2599 01:49:18,957 --> 01:49:21,526 ♪ But they say hey man dat is part of the party ♪ 2600 01:49:21,528 --> 01:49:22,893 ♪ Yepee ah yo 2601 01:49:22,895 --> 01:49:24,996 ♪ To put a woman in front and they man behind ♪ 2602 01:49:24,998 --> 01:49:26,931 ♪ I hear a woman shout out who let the dogs... ♪ 2603 01:49:26,933 --> 01:49:28,399 JIMMY: Ow! I'm sorry, Brandy. 2604 01:49:28,401 --> 01:49:29,967 Oh, oh... Ow. 2605 01:49:29,969 --> 01:49:33,639 - ♪ Who let the dogs out? - ♪ Woof woof woof 2606 01:49:33,641 --> 01:49:35,173 This morning, he was like, 2607 01:49:35,175 --> 01:49:38,009 "Whoa, some of your hair's dark and some some of it's light." 2608 01:49:38,011 --> 01:49:40,080 And I was like, "Thank you." 2609 01:49:41,081 --> 01:49:43,581 He got me this jacket which is disgusting, 2610 01:49:43,583 --> 01:49:45,183 but I can't stop wearing it. 2611 01:49:45,185 --> 01:49:48,019 Look at these sleeves. It's stupid. 2612 01:49:48,021 --> 01:49:49,120 It smells like his house. 2613 01:49:49,122 --> 01:49:52,457 - (AMY CACKLING) - MAN: And cut. 2614 01:49:52,459 --> 01:49:54,158 ♪ Who let the dogs out? 2615 01:49:54,160 --> 01:49:56,494 ♪ Woof woof woof woof woof 2616 01:49:56,496 --> 01:49:58,062 ♪ Who let the dogs out? 2617 01:49:58,064 --> 01:49:59,931 ♪ Woof woof woof woof woof 2618 01:49:59,933 --> 01:50:01,600 ♪ Last year in the dance you had a ball... ♪ 2619 01:50:01,602 --> 01:50:04,336 Can you answer a question with more than two words? 2620 01:50:04,338 --> 01:50:05,570 I can. 2621 01:50:05,572 --> 01:50:06,903 DAX: Okay, how did you get 2622 01:50:06,905 --> 01:50:08,272 to rehearsal today? 2623 01:50:08,274 --> 01:50:09,275 By car. 2624 01:50:10,008 --> 01:50:11,942 How many instruments did you learn to play 2625 01:50:11,944 --> 01:50:13,513 before you learned to play the drums? 2626 01:50:14,647 --> 01:50:16,881 - Just drums. - Just... God! Jes... 2627 01:50:16,883 --> 01:50:18,950 All right. You know what? 2628 01:50:18,952 --> 01:50:21,121 (LAUGHING) 2629 01:50:23,289 --> 01:50:24,790 JIMMY: What kind of car you drive? 2630 01:50:24,792 --> 01:50:25,923 I drive a Fiat. 2631 01:50:25,925 --> 01:50:27,058 What's the most people you ever fit 2632 01:50:27,060 --> 01:50:28,694 into the... into one of those cars? 2633 01:50:28,696 --> 01:50:30,428 You can fit one passenger and then two in the back. 2634 01:50:30,430 --> 01:50:31,763 It's not always... It's not like... 2635 01:50:31,765 --> 01:50:33,664 That thing about clowns going in, 2636 01:50:33,666 --> 01:50:34,866 a bunch of us, it's... 2637 01:50:34,868 --> 01:50:36,667 - We don't do that. - Oh, man. 2638 01:50:36,669 --> 01:50:38,002 No, it's not safe. 2639 01:50:38,004 --> 01:50:39,337 Did you always know you wanted to be a clown? 2640 01:50:39,339 --> 01:50:42,875 (SIGHS) No, I got into it in my late 30s. 2641 01:50:42,877 --> 01:50:44,041 Which is not usual. 2642 01:50:44,043 --> 01:50:45,109 Why do you do this? 2643 01:50:45,111 --> 01:50:46,177 Why do you do this every time? 2644 01:50:46,179 --> 01:50:48,045 Give me them kisses. Oh, yes. 2645 01:50:48,047 --> 01:50:49,981 - Greg! - Oh, that's such a cutie. 2646 01:50:49,983 --> 01:50:51,884 RUTH: Greg! 2647 01:50:51,886 --> 01:50:53,484 Greg! 2648 01:50:53,486 --> 01:50:54,385 Greg! 2649 01:50:54,387 --> 01:50:55,887 - Greg! - Greg! 2650 01:50:55,889 --> 01:50:57,221 RUTH: What is this? Weekend at Bernie's? 2651 01:50:57,223 --> 01:50:58,589 - Greg! - Greg, wake up! 2652 01:50:58,591 --> 01:50:59,524 He might be sick. 2653 01:50:59,526 --> 01:51:01,092 (LAUGHING) 2654 01:51:01,094 --> 01:51:03,795 I-I feel pain in my brain and in my toes. 2655 01:51:03,797 --> 01:51:05,263 It feels like there's a small child, 2656 01:51:05,265 --> 01:51:07,833 like, scratching his way out of my face. 2657 01:51:07,835 --> 01:51:09,233 It's like in my molars. 2658 01:51:09,235 --> 01:51:12,071 It feels like someone's washing a pan in my eyes. 2659 01:51:12,972 --> 01:51:16,073 ♪ Get back you flea-infested mongrel ♪ 2660 01:51:16,075 --> 01:51:18,678 ♪ Uh yeah what up? 2661 01:51:20,145 --> 01:51:21,345 - ♪ Gimme little dog - ♪ Woof 2662 01:51:21,347 --> 01:51:23,013 ♪ Down to bongo found the bong ♪ 2663 01:51:23,015 --> 01:51:24,215 ♪ And I bang the gong-o 2664 01:51:24,217 --> 01:51:26,386 (SONG CONTINUES, INDISTINCT) 2665 01:51:35,361 --> 01:51:36,329 ♪ Woof 2666 01:51:46,539 --> 01:51:48,773 DANIELLE: That'll be $350. 2667 01:51:48,775 --> 01:51:50,041 I've raised my rates. 2668 01:51:50,043 --> 01:51:51,676 You can just do that? 2669 01:51:51,678 --> 01:51:53,744 Yes. Yes, I can. 2670 01:51:53,746 --> 01:51:55,415 And I did. Just now. 2671 01:52:03,122 --> 01:52:04,656 ♪ Yepee ah yo 2672 01:52:04,658 --> 01:52:06,390 (SCREAMING) 2673 01:52:06,392 --> 01:52:07,660 (LAUGHING) 2674 01:52:09,462 --> 01:52:11,664 - ♪ Who let the dogs out? - ♪ Yepee ah yo 2675 01:52:13,132 --> 01:52:15,433 - ♪ Who let the dogs out? - ♪ Yepee ah yo 2676 01:52:15,435 --> 01:52:17,435 (LAUGHING) 2677 01:52:17,437 --> 01:52:19,205 Let's wrap this Shih Tzu up. 2678 01:52:20,774 --> 01:52:22,643 ♪ Who let the dogs out? 2679 01:52:24,143 --> 01:52:26,010 ♪ Who let the dogs out? 2680 01:52:26,012 --> 01:52:29,881 ♪ A doggie is nothing if he don't have a bone ♪ 2681 01:52:29,883 --> 01:52:31,816 ♪ Who let the dogs out? 2682 01:52:31,818 --> 01:52:33,518 ♪ Woof woof woof woof woof 2683 01:52:33,520 --> 01:52:35,987 ♪ A doggie is nothing if he don't have... ♪ 2684 01:52:35,989 --> 01:52:37,822 - Frunk, right? - Mm-hmm. 2685 01:52:37,824 --> 01:52:39,156 What does that stand for? 2686 01:52:39,158 --> 01:52:40,491 It could mean anything. It could mean... 2687 01:52:40,493 --> 01:52:42,562 Could it mean a terrible name for a band? 2688 01:52:43,964 --> 01:52:46,132 Okay. Charlie, sic him. 2689 01:52:47,001 --> 01:52:48,667 Charlie, kill. 2690 01:52:48,669 --> 01:52:50,201 Charlie, rip him to shreds. 2691 01:52:50,203 --> 01:52:52,004 I don't know if your dog's into it. 2692 01:52:52,006 --> 01:52:53,638 Oh, yeah? 2693 01:52:53,640 --> 01:52:55,542 Charlie, sit. 2694 01:52:58,845 --> 01:52:59,979 Good dog. 2695 01:52:59,981 --> 01:53:01,101 Subtitles by explosiveskull 193087

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