All language subtitles for CHiPs S06E19 Fun House 1080p Amazon WEB-DL DD+2.0 x264-TrollHD

Have a meatball.

Meatball.

Is there something wrong?

My daughter, she didn't

come home from school today.

Hildy, I want to go see
my mother now.

But now I have
nothing to live for.

Hildy, you have your whole life.

That poor,
tormented woman.

Don't be late
for school, girls.

Ponch, I'm beginning
to like patrolling

near a college campus.

I know, deep down, you're
just a professor at heart.

I got it, guys.
I got it. I got it.

I got it.

I almost got it.

You got it
You got nothing.

Yo, listen, tie in more
in the middle, okay?

In the middle.

What middle?
You got the middle.

I got the middle?

Then pull down the middle.
Just pull down on it.

- 'Oh!'
- Whoa!

What are you doing?

- Hey, listen--
- Aaa-ah!

What are you doing?

Hey, listen, you want the middle
just take the middle.

Whoa!

I'm getting it!
I'm getting it!

I'm getting it!

I'm almost getting it.

Hey, you're getting squat

up in your nose,
you idiot.

Flip side
of the campus.

Come on,
pull it up.

What are you doing
down there?

What are you doing
down there..

Hey, silly head.

Are you blind?
You don't see me?

- Come on, pull it up.

What a stupid jerk.

Good thing you're
in a car, mister.

Yeah, who says?

- 'Wiggle, hey, come on.
- 'Hey, one sec, guys.'

Whoa-a-a.

Dirtball, get the ladder.

I can't hold on!
I'm slipping!

'Right into the manure.
What a stink.'

L.A. 15,
Mary six and seven.

'We have a multiple
vehicle accident'

on Westland Boulevard
between Oakdale and Bundy.

What a mess.

- Eh, it could have been worse.
- I guess so.

Maybe you'd like
another shot at it.

We were just
trying to hang up

a fraternity banner
for Greek Week.

Delta Delta Tau?

DDT, that's us.
Hi, I'm Dirtball.

'He's our president
for life.'

I'm Large Slob,
and that's Mold.

Those are just our nicknames.

Are you sure about that?

'Sure we're sure.'

Okay, Webster, make sure these
guys get a lift down to Central.

Oh, I was afraid
you were going to say that.

Hey, what did we do, man?

Take a look, man.

Picky, picky, picky.

Hey, guys,
what do we got?

We got a D!

What do we got?

We got a D!

What do we got?

We got a T!

DDT forever!
Hey, hey, hey!

We're ready.

Get these guys
out of here, okay?

This way, brothers.

You in back.

Come on, kids.

- Hi, Bruce.
- Hey there, Jack.

Hi, Lindsey.

Bruce, I've got
a surprise for you.

- But you can't see it.

Until after school

'cause it's not finished.

You mean you're not
even gonna give me

a little hint
what it is?

Well..

...it's about this big

and it has a lot of colors

but that's all
I'm going to tell you.

Well, I guess I'm just
gonna have to wait

till after
school, aren't I?

Take care, sweetheart.

Oh.

Last but not least.

For littering.

Sign right here.

One, two

three, four, fiv..

Five violations?

We weren't even driving.

I thought this was America.

Yeah, because it's America

'you have the right
to plead innocent'

'to every charge.'

'I don't suppose
any of you'

'would like
to be our witnesses?'

What is that smell?

Grossman, are you cooking up

one of your
secret recipes again?

It is you.

Hey, all we were trying to do

was hang up our fraternity
banner for Greek Week.

Delta Delta...Tau.

You're Delta Tau's?

He's our president for life.

Hi. Dirtball.

Oh.

Oh, no.

What's wrong, sarge?

Delta Delta Tau.

That was
my old college fraternity.

What do we got?

Uh...we got a D.

What do we got?

We got a..

What happened
to the Delta Tau's?

Well, we used to be so proud.

'We used to..'

'...walk with our heads up'

'and our..'

'...hair washed.'

We used to be the envy

of every fraternity on campus.

What happened?

Vietnam?

You were still in short pants

during Vietnam.

Alright, maybe we're not
as neat as you were

but we're still
the envy of the campus.

That's why they're
trying to kick us off.

Kick off the Delta Tau's?

Yeah, I mean,
they're even blaming us

for all the stealing
that's been going on lately.

Electric typewriters

laboratory equipment,
even computers.

We got a report
on it from security.

There hasn't been a department
that hasn't been hit.

I know this
is going to sound crazy

but why would anyone be

envious of the Delta Tau's?

Because we're gonna

slaughter them for Greek Week.

What's this Greek Week?

That's when, uh, different
fraternities get together

and compete in games
of skill and honor.

It still is that,
isn't it?

Sure it is.

Last year,
we won three gold medals.

Pizza pig-out.

Egg salad relay..

'...and sticky wet toga.'

There's 5,000 bucks at stake

and we want that money.

For our favorite charity,
of course.

Which is?

We, uh, we, uh.

Uh, um.

Children's Liver Foundation.

Hey, that's our
favorite charity.

What a coincidence.

But we're never..

...gonna get a chance..

...to win that money..

...for those kids.

Not if we get

kicked off campus
for those thefts.

And you say you don't
know anything about it?

You have our DDT honor.

Okay.

Hmm. Okay.

'For the past glories
of DDT.'

And the
Children's Liver Foundation..

...we're going to
look into it for you, but..

...if you're lying, brothers..

...the DDT's are gonna

have to answer
to the CHP's.

Well, do you like it?

It's beautiful..

...and it looks
just like me.

My teacher had to help me
with the face a little

but I did
everything else myself.

You can have it
if you want.

Alright. Ready?

Boy.

That's some picture.

Okay, you go
straight home now, okay?

I will. See you
tomorrow, Bruce.

Okay, bye-bye.

Thanks for the picture.

Lindsey

I'm Hildy, a good friend
of your mother's.

We work in the same
real estate office together.

And your mother had
to drive down to San Diego

to look at some property.

She didn't tell me
she was going to San Diego.

She didn't know until
after you went to school.

She called your principal,
Mrs. Ellery.

Didn't she tell you?

- No.
- Oh, dear.

Probably slipped
her mind.

Well, anyway,
your mother asked me

to look after you
till she gets back.

Hop in.

My mother told me never

to go with strangers.

And that's very good advice..

...but I'm not
a stranger, honey.

Your mother's told
me so much about you

I feel like
we're old friends.

I bet
I even know what

your very favorite
ice cream is.

What?

Cherry vanilla.

It's mine, too.

So, what do you say
we go to my house

and have ourselves a super
cherry vanilla party?

It's alright, Lindsey.

Your mother's going
to pick you up

there in a little while.

Come on.

- Okay.
- Oh, that's a sweetheart.

Fasten your seat belt, Lindsey.

So far it's unanimous.

Everyone we talked
to feels the DDT's

have something
to do with the theft.

- Still no proof.
- I know.

But where there's smoke,
there's fire.

Oh, I'm going to
party tonight, baby.

Yeah, and where
there's a wreck on wheels

there's an accident
waiting to happen.

God damn. Whoo-hoo!

Aw, no, man.

- Go on.. Yeah.
- Hey, noodle.

What now?

Listen, we were barely moving.

In this wreck..

...anything faster than
a dead stop is speeding.

When was the last time
you had your brakes checked?

Look at these tires.
I could see right through 'em.

What's that black stuff
oozing out of your tailpipe?

All the lights
are busted, Ponch.

That's an exaggeration.

There's one on the dashboard
that works good as new.

Uh, excuse me, Officer Poncello-
Poncherello, is it?

My name
is Mark Anthony Harlington III

'and this is my associate
and fraternity brother'

Renzlo T. Johnson II.

- Officer.
- Alpha Kappa Gamma.

'And we'd just like you
to know that this, uh..'

'...wreck you see before you'

suits the Delta Tau's
to a T.

- I'll fit you to a T.
- Alright, knock it off.

Ponch?

Just cool it.

What did you do,
find another vehicle violation?

Uh-uh.

Three electric typewriters.

"Property of the
college library."

Beat us with the rubber hoses.

Stretch us on the rack!

Break our bones

into little, tiny pieces.

But you'll never
make a DDT confess

to a crime he didn't commit.
Right?

- Right!
- Right!

No!

- No!
- No!

- No!
- No.

- Yeah.

Then, how about telling
us how these typewriters

ended up in the back
of your van?

We told you.
We're ignorant of it.

We didn't even know
they were there.

Look, we don't even type.

Can't you see it's just a plot

to get us kicked off campus?

Well, in that case,
you won't mind

if we search your
fraternity house.

Fraternity house?

Well, uh,
I tell you what.

The house is a little messy
at the moment

so let us go home
and straighten up

and I'll give you
a call, okay?

Can't be any worse
than your van.

Come on. Let's go.

- Let's go.

You recognize her, Bruce?

Yes. Her name's Lindsey.

She drew a picture
for me today, sarge.

This is Lindsey's mom,
Mrs. Vane.

Bruce is helping out
at the school crossing

while the traffic light's
being repaired.

Is there something wrong?

My daughter.

She didn't come home
from school today

and I'm worried sick
about her.

Do you remember seeing
her this afternoon, Bruce?

Yes. I helped her cross.

Then she turned the corner
at Sycamore Street.

That's the way
she always goes.

We only live a couple of blocks
from the school.

Maybe she went to play
at her friend's house.

No.

I called all
of her friends.

I drove up and down
the neighborhood.

'I looked everywhere
I could think of.'

Was anyone with her
when you saw her?

No.

Did you happen to
notice anyone

hanging around
the school?

No.

Wait a second.

I did see
this woman yesterday

and I noticed her
again today

but I just thought she was

one of the mothers.

Was there anything
unusual about her?

Yes.

She seemed very sad
about something.

Well, do you think
you could help us out

with a composite drawing?

Sure. I'll get started
on it right away, sarge.

Uh, Mrs. Vane?

Don't worry.
We'll find your daughter.

Oh, God.

I hope so.

I hope so.

I don't think
I've ever seen

so many pretty toys
in all my life.

Well then, you just play
with them as long as you want.

Why do you have them, Hildy

if you don't have
any children?

Well, for-for very

special occasions..

...like this one today.

Maybe, my mother
would let me come over

and play again sometimes.

Oh, yes. I'm sure
she will.

Now, how would you like
to help me fix dinner?

Dinner?

But I thought
I was going home soon.

Well, that was
the original plan but..

...your mother called
a few minutes ago

and said she was having

trouble with her car

and would probably
have to spend

the night in San Diego.

Well, she asked if you could
spend the night here

and I said
I'd be delighted.

Why didn't you
let me talk to her?

Because you were..

...in the bathroom, pumpkin..

...and she was in a hurry
to get to a garage

before they closed.

Lindsey.

You're not afraid
of me anymore, are you?

No. Why should I
be afraid?

Oh, that's a sweetheart.

Now, if I'm not mistaken

your mother told me
you loved

hamburgers and French fries,
right?

You bet.

Then come on.

And after dinner..

...I've got a very special
surprise for you.

What is it?

Well, you'll just have
to wait and see.

Okay.

- 'Hey, over here.'
- 'Throw the ball to me.'

- 'Throw it to me.'
- 'Turn the music up in there.'

- 'Keep away, keep away.'
- 'New record, hey.

Hey, hey, how about giving
your president for life

a piece of that pizza?

Sure.

You like my bird

Have some pizza.

Oh, it needs sugar.

Nothing here, Ponch.

Chances are
they're too smart

to keep the stuff
in the house.

- Uh, ah.

That's funny.
That's real funny.

Have a meatball..

...meatball.

Needs a little more garlic.

On second thought,
maybe they are being set up.

So, uh, you, uh,
gentlemen find anything?

No, but that doesn't mean

the DA's forgetting
about the stolen typewriters.

So you boys better
stay out of trouble.

Listen, you got
our DDT honor, huh?

That's what I'm afraid of.

Oh, excuse me.

Bonjour, Professeur Dirtball.

I hope I am not late

for my anglaislesson.

Dirtball teaches
you English?

Oui,and he does not

even charge me.

He is such a generous man.

What can I say, guys?

Avec moi, ma cherie.

'Do you recognize her, sir?'

'Uh, you'll have to forgive me.'

My-my eyes
they-they never were

what they should be.

Well, take your time,
Mr., uh...

- Cringle.
- Cringle, like in--

Oh ,no, no, no.

- He spells his with a "K ."
- Oh-ho.

Now, you say that she

lives in this..

Well, she was seen
in this neighborhood.

We don't know
her name

or anything else
about her.

We've canvassed
the entire area

checked with
the other merchants.

So far no one seems to know
anything about her.

- Yes.

She comes in here every

once in a while
to buy a toy and then..

...once, she asked for
a little English riding doll.

But I didn't have one..

...so I told her I'd try
to order one for her

and she gave me her name.
I've got it here somewhere.

Here. Here we are.

Hildy Hopkins. Yes.

No address, phone number?

No, no, I asked her but
she wouldn't give it to me.

Well, you've still
been a big help, Mr. Cringle.

Yes, if she comes again

can you please call
us at this number?

- Yes, certainly.
- Thank you very much.

Uh, you know..

...I was always very
curious about that woman.

Why's that?

Well, all those toys
she bought.

And yet I never, ever
saw her with a child.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

You know, Brother Harlington
that set of keys

you've collected,
you're wasting your time

going to college.

Nonsense, old chap.

They'll come in handy
when I enter politics.

I'll grab a couple
of these microscopes.

They should be worth
at least a couple grand.

You do that..

...and I'll get
a little going-away present

for our DDT friends.

You mean we're going to plant
something else on them?

Not just something,
my good man

but this.

I'm a political
science major, not a chemist.

But it looks important

and the police
should be pretty mad

when they find it
in the DDT house.

Come on. Let's go.

Little late for
a delivery, isn't it?

That's the lab building.

Hang on, Brother Renzlo.

It's the CHP fraternity.

Let's take a look.

instrumental music]

L.A. 15,
Mary six and seven.

We have a car on fire
at Baxter University.

'Roll fire and ambulance.'

- I think so.

Alright. Come on.
I'm gonna get you out of here.

Come on, everybody. Let's move.
Let's move. Come on.

'Let's go. Come on, Ponch.'

Hurry up.

Thank you.

It's okay.

'Ponch, we got
to get those guys.'

Nothing upstairs.

Hey , Ponch.

This Hildy Hopkins
is a real mystery woman.

No driver's license,
credit cards

voter registration.

It's like she didn't exist
until a month ago.

Is that when she rented
this house?

Yeah, I finally
got the address

from the water
and power company.

There's no question
she moved out.

And there's no question
Lindsey was here.

She drew another
picture of me, Ponch.

You find something?

Doctor's appointment card.

Come on. Let's check
it out.

It's one of my
appointment cards, alright.

But I don't have a patient
named Hildy Hopkins.

We found that
in her apartment.

That's why
we've asked you

to come down
to Central.

You said you had
a picture of her?

Yes, just a composite drawing

but it might be
of some help.

Hildy Hopkins.

Hildy, Hildy.

Wait, Hopkins
isn't her last name.

It's Harper.
Hildy Harper.

- Yes.

That's why we had
such a hard time

getting any information
on her.

Well, she only came
to me a few times..

...after she'd suffered
a tragic loss.

What happened?

Dr. Brothers..

...we understand
the doctor-patient relationship

but this could be
a matter of life and death.

Her daughter was killed
in a traffic accident

and she was
just seven years old.

Did she have blonde hair
and blue eyes?

- Yes.
- So does Lindsey Vane.

Well, then
it all makes sense.

She may have taken
the child as a replacement

for the little girl
she lost.

That poor,
tormented woman.

Dr. Brothers,
do you have any idea

where she might
have taken Lindsey?

I didn't have
a chance to

know her
very well.

Well, maybe
she said something

that could help us.

She spoke a few times

about going to Mexico.

She said if she
had it to live over

she would take
her daughter

to a little village
in Mexico..

...where there weren't
as many cars.

Bruce, alert the
U.S. Border Patrol in Mexico.

I'll make arrangements for us
to fly down there by chopper.

Good as done, Ponch.

Thank you, Dr. Brothers,
for your help.

I just hope
you find them.

I'm afraid this is not
one of our better days.

Not only is Lindsey Vane
still missing

but I just got word
that the canister

that was stolen
from the college lab yesterday

'contains a very deadly virus'

'which was being
studied in hopes'

'of finding an antitoxin.'

Do we know what
the canister looks like?

Yeah, I had Grossman
pick one

up to show us. Grossie?

Gentlemen.

A-a-ahem.

- Fellow officers.
- Hmm.

This is what
we're looking for.

Looks harmless to me.

Well, that's what
the people of Pompeii

said about Mount Vesuvius.

But if this canister

'had the virus inside it'

'which it doesn't'

and if someone pulled
this lever

or broke open
the canister

and if even one..

...tiny drop escaped.

W

All I can say is..

...there goes
the entire population

within a ten mile radius.

Um, excuse me.

Oh.

The other authorities
have been notified

along with medical facilities
for treating patients

'and the Red Cross.'

Uh, what about plans
for evacuation?

Already in the works.

What do we tell
the public?

Nothing at the moment.

We don't want
to start a panic.

Any other questions?

Alright, let's get
out there

and find
that canister.

Oh, perfect.

Just perfect.

Straighten your shoulders up.

Oh, yes.

Are you sure

I will learn English better

in a bathing suit,
Professor Dirtball?

Oh-ho-ho, indeed,
ma cherie.

Indeed.

Haven't you ever
heard of body English?

'Now breathe. Oh.'

Pant. Pant.

Perfect. Perfect.

That's nice. That's good.
That's good.

Feel confident
about yourself.

I'm confident.
Confident.

'How are the police gonna
know where to find it?'

We're going
to tell them, dummy.

'Now, breathe right
from the diaphragm.'

'That's right.
That's right.'

Now, now, read the book.

Read the book as you're
breathing, very breathy.

Feel that air.

"See.

- Mary, run."
- "Mary, run"

"See

"Jack

run after"

- Oh.
- "Mary."

And they're running
so hard

they're out of breath.

Mold, you're a slob,
a real slob.

Thanks, but maybe

I better change
my shirts, anyway.

Where's a clean shirt?

I got to find
a clean one.

What's this?

Here, let me have it.

Hmm.

Thank you.

Thanks, ma'am.

Thanks.

- Not yet.

The Mexican authorities are
going to join in the search

in case they already
crossed the border.

I can't believe
what's happened

to the old fraternity.

We used to be
so sensitive, so mature.

Sergeant Getraer,
this picture.

Yeah

It looks familiar.

It's you, isn't it?

Uh, well, it, uh,
looks like me, uh, doesn't it?

Looks like you're
pouring a bottle

of ketchup over your head.

Well, to relieve
the tension of exams

we let ourselves
go a little.

Uh, Webster, Grossman,
you find anything?

Dirty clothes.

And a lot
of leftover pizzas.

Ugh.

'What about you guys?'

At least a ton
of sweaty socks.

- But no canister.
- Let's go.

I told you
we didn't have it.

An anonymous caller
said you did.

Well, sure. It's all a plot
to get us kicked off campus.

Slaves!

You are my slaves!

Dirtball, I can't
imagine why

anyone would
want you off campus.

Yeah

Well, there's no accounting
for little minds.

Nelson, you alert
the authorities

in case we have
to evacuate the campus

and the surrounding communities.

You three check
the other houses, alright?

Looks like
they didn't find it.

Well, what do you expect
from public servants, Renzlo?

I guess we'll just have to
give them a little more help.

Hildy, didn't you say

we were going to pick
my mother up in San Diego?

Yes, sweetheart,
her car's going to take

longer to fix
than she thought.

But the sign says
San Diego is back that way.

This is the way
to Mexico.

'I know, pumpkin'

but, uh, I thought
as long as

we're so close
it might be fun to see.

'Your mother wouldn't mind.'

Hildy, I want
to go see my mother now.

Please, Hildy,
take me to my mother.

It's Bruce.
It's Bruce.

Ponch, it's Lindsey.

Oh, Bruce, I'll never
go with a stranger again.

That's right..

...but you're safe now.
We're gonna take you home.

Hildy.

Hildy, I just want
to help you.

Alright?

I didn't hurt
the child.

I just wanted to
take care of her.

To love her.

I know that.

But her place
is with her mother.

Yes.

But now, I have
nothing to live for.

Sure you do.

Hildy, you have
your whole life.

My little girl
was my life..

...and she's gone.

Hildy, you're still young.

You can have more babies.

But you need some help first..

...and I'll see that you get
that help, I promise you.

It's too late.

No, it's never too late.

If you want something
bad enough..

...you can get it.

I just want
to be a mother again.

And you will be.

Trust me.

Pull. Pull.

- Give me a D.

- Give me a D.

- Give me a T!

- DDT forever.

- Whoo!
- Whoo!

Wait a second. Wait!

That's two against one.
That's not fair!

Why don't you give her
a little hand, Dirtball, huh?

Oh, I will,
Anthony III.

I keep telling them
more garlic.

Oh, I guess that ties us

for first place,
doesn't it, Dirtball?

How'd you like a face full
of marinara, huh?

Please, out
of my way, animals.

Wait.

Okay, Mold...
this is the big one.

This is the one for
all the enchiladas.

Yeah. Yeah. G-r-r!

Don't worry.
Don't worry.

I'm the king of the pizza
pig

D-Dirtball.

That.

It's a 250-pound mouth.

Wait a second,
wait a second.

He's not
an Alpha Kappa Gamma.

He's one of our new pledges.

Where you been
keeping him, in a cage?

'On your mark.'

Get set...
go!

What are you waiting for,
a dinner bell?

Come on.

We just got another
anonymous call.

You already searched
the whole house.

Officers, if I may.

There's been a lot
of talk around campus

rumors and such and..

...well, I might
have an idea

where that canister's
been hidden.

If you would, uh,
allow me to show you.

Be our guest,
Mr. Harlington III.

Let's go, Dirtball.

Come on.
Come on.

I'm-I'm missing the
pizza pig-out contest.

- It's not in here.
- It has to be.

What makes you so sure?

Uh, well,
I-I told you, uh..

...I-I heard talk.

What kind
of talk, Harlington?

Well, that, uh..

...that Dirtball
had stolen the canister

'and, uh,
hid it in this closet.'

You little pretzel!

Is that what
you heard, too, Renzlo?

Yeah, sure.

- I think you're lying.

Because you don't want
to be blamed if that

canister leaks
and people die.

- You heard him.

Why would anyone
blame me?

Because we think
you know a lot more

than you're telling us.

Hey, I-I don't know anything.

Hey, we've got to go
back to the games.

This is no game, Renzlo.

You do know where
that canister is, don't you?

- No.
- Tell us.

Well, it was in the closet.

How do you know?

Uh, we-be-because--

Renzlo, old fraternity brother.

How do you know, man?

B-because..

...we put it there.
But it wasn't my idea.

It was Mark's idea.

All the thefts were his idea.

Ah, going somewhere, Caesar?

- Straight to Central.
- This one, too.

Okay, take 'em away.

- Still missing.

There it is.

Here, whack this.

Ponch, you alright?

Yeah, except
for hearing bells.

I'm fine.

Did you know
there were almost 150

official holidays
in ancient Greece?

Which means the average
Greek worked

less than eight months
a year.

Maybe that's why
it disappeared.

Just like our friends

Large Slob, Dirtball,
and Mold.

That, my good man,
is an untruth.

Bruce spotted them
leaving the fraternity house.

The back way.

Would you believe we were

just on our way over here?

No way.

Well, then
in that case

I guess
I must present you

with this check
for $5,000

to the Children's Liver
Foundation. Ha, ha.

'The five grand
we won at the games.'

That sticky stuff
there is pizza.

You know something?

You guys have
a lot of class.

Aw, hey, come on, sarge.

They're DDT's, remember?

What do we got?

- We got a D!
- We got a D!

What do we got?

We got a D.

'What do we got?'

- We got a T!
- We got a T!

'DDT forever!'