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[theme song playing]

Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman

All the world is waiting for you

And the wonders that you do

In your satin tights

Fighting for our rights

And the old red, white and blue

Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman

All of us are counting on you

And the power you possess

Putting all your might

On the side of right

And our courage to the test

Wonder Woman

Get us out from under

Wonder Woman

Here to fight the force of evil

And your chance won't be denied

Woman of the hour

With your superpower

We're so glad you're on our side

Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman

You're a wonder

Wonder Woman

[beeping]

Oh, right. I'm on my way.

Diana is on her way.

How'd you get here so fast?

Oh, there's not much traffic
at 6:00 a.m. in the morning.

Why has every crisis since World War Il

happened right in the middle
of my beauty sleep?

- [Diana] Mmm.
- You're not getting too old for this,

are you, Joe?

I was too old for this
before either one of you were born.

[Diana chuckles]

[man over speaker] Thank you all
for responding so promptly.

This secret tape
was made yesterday at Miami.

An hour ago, ID Analysis
identified this man as Evan Robley.

It's Robley all right, sir.

I remember him from the time he stole
the nuclear plans from the French Navy.

Evan Robley has stolen
just about everything from everybody.

- Thank you, Steve.
- If there were

a thieves Hall of Fame,
Evan Robley would be a charter member.

- [Joe] Mmm.
- [man] Well said, Steve.

This tape was sent by Interpol
after Robley robbed the Bangkok Mint.

You can see it shows him
enjoying his ill-gotten gains.

Apparently free of any fear
of apprehension.

I'd like you to study his disguise.

As far as I'm concerned,
he is the grand master.

Not only of disguises,
but international thieves as well.

And this was the ID he used
to steal the rocket fuel formula

from the top-secret Turkish air base.

We got him that time, sir.

[laughs] Yeah. For about 10 minutes.
He escaped on the way to jail.

[man] Well, he's in Palm Beach now.

The millionaire's sandbox. And
I want you to know he plays up to it.

But I want to know
exactly what he's up to.

Thank you, and good morning.

A good early morning.

[all] Good morning, sir.

Do you think Robley is after something
here in Washington?

[Steve] Why would he go to Florida?

I've got an idea. Come on.

[buzzes]

Well, all of my mornings spent poring
over newspapers has finally paid off.

Queen Kathryn of Malakar just happens
to be in Palm Beach, Florida,

at this very moment.

[Steve] Brilliant deduction,
my dear Watson.

Thank you, Holmes.

Would one of you mind telling me
what's going on here?

Queen Kathryn is, uh,
this generation's Cinderella.

She met the Prince of Malakar
on a Mediterranean cruise.

They fell in love and were married.

Last year her husband died

- and she became queen.
- Oh.

Not bad for little old Kathy O'Reilly
from Boston, Massachusetts.

Of course, now I remember.
But who doesn't?

But what has this got to do
with Evan Robley?

Well, she brought with her
what amounts to the Malakar heritage.

- A priceless diamond crown and necklace.
- [Steve whistles]

- [Joe] Then she'll need protection.
- [Diana] Mmm-hmm.

[Steve] Uh, wait a minute.

She's staying at the Malakar Consulate.

We have absolutely
no jurisdiction there whatsoever.

Well, then we'll have to go undercover.

Once inside,
you'll be strictly on your own.

Of course.

This is the Malakar ambassador
to the US greeting her, isn't it?

Yes, it's the same Gregory Orrick
that was so critical of Kathryn

when she took the throne.

You can't blame the man for being
chauvinistic about his country, Diana.

Kathryn O'Reilly was
a bit of a wild shamrock.

I would label this whole thing,
"Handle with care."

And "Dispatch."

- Shall we, Steve?
- Indeed, we shall.

I'll make the reservations.
You two get packed.

- We stay packed, Joe.
- [Joe] Mmm-hmm.

How's the weather in Palm Beach?

[Joe] About the same as it is
in Malakar.

- Only more so.
- [Joe] Mmm-hmm.

- Good trip.
- [Steve] So long, Joe.

Ready Jet Star Number 2
for Trevor and Prince immediately.

[Steve] Come in.

[Diana] Any problems?

None at all.
My credentials worked perfectly.

You are serving tea,
which I did not order,

to the honorable Stephen Ludwig,

President of the
American-Malakar Cultural Association.

I can see that male chauvinism
is still alive and well.

You're the Honorable Stephen Ludwig,
while I'm the honorable new domestic

hired to serve at the reception
tomorrow.

[laughs] That's the breaks.

The tea isn't for you.
It's for Count Diaz.

Who's he?

Some distant cousin of the late king.

- Kitchen talk.
- I'll get it.

Did they say anything else
about him in the kitchen?

Not much more.

Oh, uh, watch the butler.

I'm worried about the way
he's watching me.

[chuckles]

By the way, the local I.A.D.C.

put a tail on Robley
when they got Atkinson's cable.

- Mmm-hmm?
- They lost him.

- Well, he'll turn up.
- Just a second.

- All clear.
- Thank you, Mr. Ludwig. [chuckles]

[knocking on door]

[speaks French]

Your tea, Count...

Diaz.

You cannot be a maid.

Oh.

You must be a princess.

No one as lovely as you
should be serving tea.

Oh, it's my privilege, sir.
Will that be all?

Certainly not.

I intend to order everything
in Cousin Kathryn's royal kitchen.

Is there a name to go along
with such a pretty face?

Yes, sir. Diana.

Ah!

Diana, the goddess of hunt.

Are you a huntress like your namesake?

Because if you are,
I'm your willing prey.

I really must return to my duties,
Count Diaz.

And if I request that your duty
is to join me for tea?

Well, I would be flattered, and fired,
in that order.

Then I would throw myself
at my cousin's feet,

and I would beg her to rehire you.

- [laughs]
- Count Diaz,

I trust your rooms are comfortable.

My accommodations have brightened
considerably. Thank you, Mr. Ambassador.

- Ah.
- What may I do for you?

Queen Kathryn has granted
your request for a private audience.

[Diaz] Before tea?

- [Orrick] Immediately.
- [Diaz] How thoughtful.

I'm afraid, lovely Diana, you'll have
to take this back to the kitchen.

- Oh, yes, sir.
- But keep it warm. I'll be in touch.

[Orrick clears throat]

Wonderful country, America.

Its servants are more beautiful
than some of my royal cousins.

Suppose we stop playing games,
Count Diaz?

You can start by telling me who you are.

[Diaz] Why, Kathryn,

I'm your dear departed husband's
second cousin once removed.

In that case, you may remove yourself.

Because there is no such person.

I had to tell the ambassador
something to acquire an invitation.

In actual fact, Your Majesty,
I'm Agent Clark Scott,

Inter-Agency Defense Command.

[sighs]

I'd begun to wonder if my homeland
had forsaken me.

Far from it, Your Majesty.

The orders to protect you
come from very rarified territory.

[sighs] I'm so surrounded
with enemies in Malakar it's...

It's hard to believe
I could have a friend.

Oh, but you have.
And not just in the top drawer.

I pulled every string I could
to obtain this assignment.

It's an honor to serve you,
Your Majesty.

How gallant.

- Thank you, Mr. Scott.
- Ah!

Count Diaz, your cousin.

Oh, of course. Once removed. [chuckles]

- Won't you sit down?
- Thank you.

Now, to get back to business,

the United States is quite concerned
about the safety of the royal jewels.

May I ask why you brought them
on such a risky journey?

[sighs] Ambassador Orrick insisted

that it would be the best possible way
to silence my many critics in Malakar.

You see, they believe
that I'm nothing but a fortune hunter.

But if I can bring
the crown jewels here,

to my native country,
and then return them safely to Malakar,

my critics will be out of ammunition.

[Diaz] I find his advice questionable.

But now that the jewels are here,
we must do our best to protect them.

Well, I've, uh, taken a few
precautionary measures of my own.

[Diaz] The consulate's security system
is excellent.

And I understand that
the vault here is near impregnable.

I agree.
But that would be the first place

that the thief would
look for the jewels.

Then they're not in the vault?

The crown and the diamond necklace
are in a hidden safe.

[chuckles] Then, may I suggest,
Your Majesty,

it remain your secret?

Thank you.
Then I need only trust myself.

An excellent idea.
Now I need only protect you.

I've long believed, you know,

that the most valuable jewel of Malakar

was her queen.

Thank you.

You've made me feel
very welcome, Mr. Scott.

Won't you join me for refreshments?
Perhaps some tea?

Thank you. Allow me.

This is Count Diaz.

Would you tell my maid Diana
that she can serve my tea in here?

Yes, immediately. Thank you.

Since you feel threatened
by some of your countrymen,

have you checked your chambers
for listening devices?

- You mean bugs?
- Yes, bugs.

Let's begin by looking
at the more obvious places, shall we?

Electronic surveillance
has become a fine art, Your Majesty.

To the point where it is now possible

to conceal a transistorized transmitter
in the olive of a dry martini.

These tiny objects, no larger than
a dime, can be placed anywhere.

Behind curtains,

the telephone, bookcases.
Literally anywhere.

One cannot be too careful, Your Majesty.

[knocking on door]

Our tea. I'll just make sure.

Ah, Diana, I knew by asking for you,
we'd receive amazing service.

Uh, thank you, my dear.
You've been such a help.

- Oh.
- You may go.

- [knocking on door]
- [Steve] Come in.

Steve, you're not going to believe this.

What?

- I left with tea for Count Diaz, right?
- Right.

I served it to Evan Robley
in the Queen's chambers.

[exhales sharply]

- He certainly doesn't lack nerve.
- Or charm.

Kathryn's eating out of his hand.

[Steve] What's he doing with the Queen

when the subterranean vault
is here under the consulate?

Is it possible
the jewels are not in the vault?

Anything's possible with Evan Robley.

Yeah.

- We better get rid of him.
- Easier said.

Do you think we should warn her?

I don't know. From what you've told me,
she just might blow our cover.

What should we do?

Joe arranged for a warrant.

If we can get him off
the consulate grounds

we can legally take him into custody.

He's a very clever man, Steve.
It won't be easy.

I got a plan that just might do it.

Meet me by the front gate after dark.
Can you make it?

The question is, can you?

Don't worry about that.

[sighs] Be careful, Steve.

[Steve] Good evening.

[chuckles]

Lose your way?

As a matter of fact,
I've found it, Mr. Robley.

You seem to have the social advantage
of knowing my name.

Am I committing some unforgivable
faux pas by not remembering yours?

My name isn't important,
but my business is.

And so I'll get right down to it.

I'd like to buy
the royal jewels of Malakar.

Unfortunately,
they are not mine to sell.

I see. Well, before you fence them,
I suggest you listen to my offer.

This is all purely hypothetical,
of course.

But do you have any specific numbers,
or, uh, types of currency in mind?

I'm talking about
a very realistic amount

of untraceable cash in the millions.

Hmm.

How can I be certain you'll deliver?

You come with me and I'll show you.

Are you suggesting I leave the grounds?

[chuckles]

Mr. Robley,
the amount of money we're talking about

cannot be carried by one man.

If you can't take the mountain of money
to Mohammed...

[chuckles] Then Mohammed
must move to the money.

Right. It's a short drive.
Fifteen minutes.

[Robley sighs deeply]

I must say
it's a very interesting proposition.

The sight of neatly stacked
treasury notes is my favorite scenery.

[Steve laughs]

Shall we?

This little trip will set you up
for the rest of your life.

Oh, I better call the Queen.

Why?

Well, after all, she does have custody
of the baubles in question,

however temporary.

Oh, what was her private extension?
Uh...

I have it here somewhere. I'm sure I...
Ah.

[coughing]

Sorry, old boy.

Nice try.

Now, let's see if we can find out
who you really are, hmm?

[Robley exhales sharply]

[knocking on door]

Count Diaz?

Steve.

[tapping]

Oh, Steve!

- Diana, get out. Fast.
- Let me untie you.

No, no, no. There's no time.
Robley sent for the security guards.

If they find you here,
we're both out of action.

Well, I can't leave you here, Steve.

You've got to. He knows who I am.
He found the warrant.

- Oh.
- You're the only one who can stop him.

Now put this gag back in
and get out of here.

- But... [sighs]
- Come on. Do it!

Oh.

Let's put him in a basement cell.

[door closes]

Fortunately, Your Majesty, Mr. Scott
here discovered that Mr. Ludwig

was not the president of the
American-Malakar Cultural Association

as he claimed,

but a rather infamous jewel thief,
Evan Robley.

I...

We are greatly indebted to you,
Mr. Scott.

There are times when duty
becomes a pleasure, Your Majesty.

[Orrick] We'll hold him
in our basement detention cell

until after you've left the country,
Your Majesty.

The publicity might prove
most unfavorable.

I don't believe we need have
any further fear for the jewels.

Not as long as Mr. Scott
has my interest at heart.

[chuckles]

Now, please, Your Majesty,
you really must get some rest.

- You have a big day tomorrow.
- Thank you, Mr. Ambassador.

And thanks to you, Mr. Scott,
my rest will be untroubled.

Good night, Your Majesty.

- Good night, Your Majesty.
- Good night.

I hope that's the last time
I bow to that American upstart.

Providing, of course,
that you're as good as they say.

With that undercover agent
out of the way,

the robbery will be child's play.

My friends and I are paying you too much
for mere child's play.

If you want to quibble about price,
let's forget it.

No, no.

Mmm. No. Steal the jewels. Now.

It will be worth your fee
just to see Kathryn's disgrace.

When she appears at tomorrow's
reception and I start the rumor

that her jewels are missing,

Queen Kathryn of Malakar
will again be common Kate of Boston.

Please spare the details.
I find politics a bore.

The Queen's order. Please open the door.

If she complains the food's cold,
shall I tell her who's to blame?

Thank you.

[door closes]

- What is it?
- Late supper, Your Majesty.

At this time of night?
I ordered no supper.

- Oh, what do you want?
- I had to see you, Your Majesty.

You're being tricked.

The royal jewels are in great danger
and so are you.

And how does a maid
acquire this information?

I'm not a maid.

My name is Diana Prince
and I work with the I.A.D.C.

You're working with Agent Scott?

[scoffs]

He's not an agent. He's a jewel thief.

Evan Robley.

But Robley's been captured.

That wasn't Robley.
That was Steve Trevor.

We're both agents.

We were sent to protect you
and to stop the real Evan Robley

from stealing the royal jewels.

Agent Scott's credentials were
thoroughly checked by my ambassador.

- You're obviously lying.
- No.

Your Majesty, I'm telling the truth.

You've got to believe me.

Call this number.

It's in Washington.
They'll verify everything I've told you.

Excuse me for disturbing you so late,
Your Majesty.

Telegram from Washington.

Eyes only.

This is not your handwriting, my Queen.

Someone wishes you to spend your time

chatting with a White House
telephone operator?

In the middle of the night.

This maid,

she's been telling me the most
incredible story about Agent Scott.

She claims he's an imposter.

Guards!

Your Majesty, you've got to believe me...

She's an accomplice
of that jewel thief we captured.

Place this woman under arrest!

[Orrick] After her!

[guard] Follow me.

Gentlemen!

[metal screeches]

[exhales]

You're in no danger.

- Wonder Woman?
- Yes.

Oh...

I must... I must still be asleep.

I thought you were a dream, a legend.

I'm real. Um, as real as you.

If you want physical proof,
I suggest that you examine your window.

Let me help.

- Majesty.
- Thank you.

- You did that?
- Yes.

[screeches]

Oh! [gasps]

Even seeing it with my own eyes,
I can't believe it.

- So you're not a fable?
- No.

Tell me, why did you come?

Because there's no one else
that can help you.

Before tonight,
I would have believed you.

Since my husband died,
I've been alone among many enemies.

But now, I have help
from my native government.

Agent Scott of the I.A.D.C.

Your Highness, I'm afraid
that you've been badly deceived.

You see, the man that you think is
Agent Scott is really Evan Robley.

He tricked you into giving away
your secret about the jewels

and he tricked you into imprisoning the
real American agent sent to protect you.

Some maid told me more or less
the same thing earlier.

But I refused to listen.

Oh, that poor man. We must release him.

We can't now.

You see, if we do,

they'll know someone else on the inside
of the consulate is on your side.

You'd really be in danger then.

Now, Steve Trevor is safe where he is.

He's an agent and
he'll understand what we're doing.

[sighs] Robley seemed
such a pleasing man.

Your Highness, I think that he was just
taking advantage of your vulnerability.

But what we have to do now
is protect your jewels.

- How?
- Robley knows where you've hidden them.

How can he? I've told no one.

You didn't have to.

When he came to see you earlier
as Count Diaz,

he watched you very closely.

[sighs] In your distress, you gave away
their location without even knowing it.

Men like that, they train themselves
to notice every indication.

They're hidden in the safe behind
the coat of arms in your sitting room.

How did you know that?

I thought I'd been so clever.

There are no clever victims.

But don't worry about that now.
I'll keep them safe for you.

- [sighs] I'm glad you're on my side.
- Me, too. Let's go and get your jewels.

They're gone. Stolen.

[Kathryn] We're too late.

My enemies have won.

[sighs]

One battle doesn't win a war.

I must remember to put up a sign,

"Please knock before trespassing."

[chuckles] Well...

Uh, what do I do, um, salute?

Do thieves salute?

If there is something
worse than a trespasser,

it must certainly be a name-caller.

To liberty and to beauty.

How about some champagne?

Then you can toast me.

How long have you been
in this room, Robley?

Mmm, about 32 hours.

I checked in yesterday at 2:30 a.m.,
Paris time.

I'm only interested in tonight.

- Am I suspected of something?
- Yes, of stealing the Queen's jewels.

I really don't have to answer
such a discourteous insinuation.

Excuse me.

I did not steal the royal jewels.

Are you playing games with me?

Games?

Repeat that, please, if you can.

I did not steal the royal jewels.

My apologies, Mr. Robley.

It's quite all right.

As a matter of fact, you're, uh...
You're welcome to search my rooms.

Maybe I didn't ask you
the right question.

Mmm. It's a distinct possibility.

Must I?

I hate the idea of being forced
into doing anything.

It's my criminal nature, I suppose.

May I have some more champagne?

- Please?
- Please.

I should have asked you
if you knew where they were hidden.

And I would have told you
they were most probably

in the consulate's security room.

Go on.

Well, as you undoubtedly know,

stealing is the only work
I'm trained to do.

And may I say that none of
my other professional endeavors

have introduced me
to such a charming investigator.

[Wonder Woman clears throat]

Well...

What a pity. It was all for nothing.

- You call these nothing?
- Oh, a slight exaggeration, I suppose.

Actually, they're worth,
in these inflationary times,

about, uh, $83.

I asked you
if you'd stolen the royal jewels.

- You're telling me these are fakes?
- Or phonies, if you prefer.

Cheap imitations.

Well, why did you bother?

I was tricked. And so were you.

Hmm.

It's Queen Kathryn who's been tricked.

She's the one who's gonna suffer.

Whoever stole the real jewels
has stolen her throne as well.

She'll be forced to abdicate.

- Really?
- Yes.

But she won't give up without a fight.

They don't call her
the "Wild Shamrock" for nothing.

Robley, we have to devise a plan to get
those jewels back before the reception.

- Do you know where they are?
- I'm not sure.

The real jewels were stolen
long before I stole the fakes.

Who do you suspect?

I think I can prove who took them,
on two conditions.

First, you must keep yourself hidden
for about five minutes.

- And, um...
- Second?

A bothersome detail, actually. Amnesty.

- Amnesty?
- Mmm-hmm.

Why should you be given amnesty?

Because if I'm not,
I'll only have to escape.

And frankly I'm growing very weary

of wearing disguise
after ridiculous disguise.

All right.

I do have a few friends at the I.A.D.C.
I might be able to arrange it for you.

I'm sure you can.

And meanwhile, to show my good faith,
I'll just invite my suspect in here.

[knocking on door]

What's the meaning of this, Robley?

You're supposed to be
on your way to the airport.

I ran into a slight problem,
Mr. Ambassador.

The jewels that you hired me to steal
are fakes.

[chuckles] What does it matter?

You weren't stealing
on a commission basis.

[Robley] Somehow, I, uh...
I feel short-changed.

And I imagine your co-conspirators
will feel the same way

if they knew you had appropriated
the jewels for yourself.

Then I would suggest
that you don't inform them.

You did your job
and you were generously paid for it.

I suggest you forget the rest.

That is, if you value your life.

Uh, well, of course, Mr. Ambassador,

if you put it that way,
I'm sorry I asked.

Good. I'd hate to see you, uh,
neutralized, Mr. Robley.

We may find other occasions
to do business together.

Hopefully.

I imagine you're keeping the jewels
in the security room.

I thought your dangerous
attack of curiosity had been cured.

Oh! A momentary relapse. My apologies.
It's none of my concern.

Now you're getting the picture.
Goodbye, Mr. Robley.

Look after your health.

How very thoughtful. Thank you.

An immediate change of climate
is a prescription that should do wonders

for your longevity.

Color me vanished.

[sighs]

Mr. Robley,
you make an excellent detective.

Please, there's no need to be cruel.

At least I know who's behind this now.
Thank you.

You're welcome. He undoubtedly
has the jewels in the security room.

Yeah. It's the only logical place.

He wouldn't risk moving them
from the consulate.

And the security room
provides maximum protection.

Maximum is an understatement.

That vault makes Fort Knox
look like a piggy bank.

The entire floor is an electronic alarm

and the slightest pressure on it
will fill the room with deadly gas.

Well, then how could you have possibly

expected to get in there
in the first place?

- Did you have a plan, or...
- Of course I have a plan.

Good. Then I will help you carry it off.

Better still, we release Steve Trevor
and there'll be three of us.

All for one and all that.
The Three Musketeers.

Well, let me tell you,
my fellow Musketeer,

there is a slight detail.

The floor of the vault could
blow all three of us to kingdom come.

[Kathryn] See for yourself.
They're gone.

I'm devastated, Your Majesty.

- How may I help?
- [sighs]

There's nothing you can do now.

Soon the world will...
Will witness my shame.

If only there were some way
to spare you this ordeal.

Perhaps if I announced your abdication.

I have more courage
than you think, Ambassador.

I'm not a blue blood
in the purest sense.

True, my grandfather came
to this country in steerage.

He left my mother in London.

And my father always had to work hard.

He began life with what was known
as "an Irish teaspoon."

A shovel.

But, since I never expected
to have a throne,

the thought of abdication is
less of a trauma than you might think.

I, Your Majesty? What...

I don't necessarily mean you,
Ambassador.

I merely meant to point out that

though I haven't
experienced poverty personally,

it is certainly no stranger to me.

I don't fear it for myself.

I do, however, fear it for my people.

The Americans, Your Majesty?

My people are the Malakans.

Yes, of course.

Please, if you... Leave me now.

I must think what my husband
would have wanted me to do.

Resigning now would save you much grief.

Of course,
we both know that you are innocent,

but the facts do appear otherwise.

Why torture yourself?
And why torture those of us who...

Who love and admire you?

Thank you.

Ambassador Orrick.

I realize my enemies would
stop at nothing to dethrone me.

But when they get my head, they
will be getting the head of a queen.

[door closes]

Well, Musketeers, this is it.

Now one of us has to stand guard.

And needless to say,
an interruption could be fatal.

No problem. You know the area.
She's got the power. I'll cover for you.

Thanks, Steve.

You say that the slightest pressure on
this floor would release a lethal gas?

If we drop a hair on this floor,
it will kill us both in half a second.

Then this trip will have to be by air.

Tie this off.

- And hold on to it, tight.
- Right.

Now... Now lower me.

No, wait! Stop. Not that much.

[grunts]

Sorry.

Don't be sorry, just pull.

Slowly.

Okay.

Stop. That's it.

Now tie it off.

I know the combination.

So do I.

I'm gonna throw it to you. Catch.

[sighs]

[Orrick] Over there.

What sort of circus performance is this?

You should have left
when you could, Robley.

I warned you about your curiosity.

[Steve] You're not the only one
who knew the area, Robley.

Orrick knew it, too.

Get down there, Robley.

Oh, come now, Mr. Ambassador.

I'm sure you don't want
my messy footprints on your shiny floor.

You wanted to see the safe, Robley.

There it is. Down!

Mr. Trevor, you can join the act, too.

[sighs]

Was I right about the jewels?

Yes, you were.

[exhales] You know,
if you play your cards right,

I think you can talk me into
a permanent partnership.

[scoffs] Right, Robley.

Oh, where did you... How did you...

Not now.

No one is more deserving of this

than you, Your Majesty.

This is a very private coronation.

Each one of you
in your own way is responsible for it.

And my apologies to you, Mr. Trevor.

[chuckles] It comes with the territory,
Your Majesty.

I must tell you
it was long my husband's dream

that our two countries
be united in friendship.

You have helped
make that dream come true.

Thank you.

Come on, Steve. Get me out of this.

You know we'll blow our cover.

My favorite maid.
Diana, I thought you had forsaken me.

- Mmm-mmm.
- I think I'll have some champagne...

Since you'll no longer
be working as a thief, Count Diaz,

why not try your hand as a waiter?

Diana is an agent for the I.A.D.C.

[Diana laughs]

[people applauding]

[women gasp in awe]

[indistinct talking]

[Robley] Your Majesty.

How did you get in here?

They've been asking that question
ever since I can remember.

I feel neglected, Your Majesty.

I needed some way
to attract your royal attention.

I should've thought anonymity was
part of your stock in trade, Mr. Robley.

The unfortunate truth is
I no longer have a trade.

Frankly, I hold you responsible.

Must I drink alone, Your Majesty?

I hope you won't feel neglected

if I don't offer you a knighthood,
Mr. Robley?

A simple, uh, "thank you"
would do nicely, Your Majesty.

Exactly what am I supposed
to be grateful to you for?

There's Gregory Orrick, whose downfall
I most certainly hastened.

[scoffs] Wonder Woman and the I.A.D.C.
had something to do with that, you know.

Of course.

But would they have appeared at all
if I had not provided the impetus?

[Kathryn scoffs]

Your logic amazes me.

Then consider this.

Where are they now
when you're in real danger?

Danger?

Of being kissed.

Oh, uh...

I'd rather give you a knighthood,
Mr. Robley.

Oh, that's what you say now.

But as we become better acquainted,
you may change your mind.

Will that be all, Mr. Robley?

Don't you mean Sir Evan?

You truly are everything
they say about you.

And willing to be more.

I could use an ambassador.

[people applauding on TV]

[women gasp on TV]

Wonder Woman would have loved this.

[chuckles] Oh, Steve, she's...

She's probably seen it all before
with the original cast.

[both laughing]

[theme song playing]

Wonder Woman

Here to fight the force of evil

And your chance won't be denied

Woman of the hour with your superpower

We're so glad you're on our side

Wonder Woman

You're a wonder

Wonder Woman