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AHH. 16 00:01:11,739 --> 00:01:15,676 [moaning with pleasure] 17 00:01:15,709 --> 00:01:17,778 OH! 18 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:20,748 [panting] 19 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:35,463 HOOK UP FOR REAL? 20 00:01:37,831 --> 00:01:40,301 - [computer voice] GOOD-BYE. 21 00:01:40,334 --> 00:01:42,470 [laughter and chatter] 22 00:01:42,503 --> 00:01:44,672 - SO YOU'VE BEEN WORKING OUT. 23 00:01:44,705 --> 00:01:46,607 - WOULD YOU JUST SHOOT? 24 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:51,179 - POOL IS A GAME OF PRECISION AND SCIENCE, MY FRIEND. 25 00:01:51,212 --> 00:01:54,148 IT INVOLVES INTRICATE EYE-HAND COORDINATION, 26 00:01:54,182 --> 00:01:57,251 GEOMETRY, SPECIFIC GRAVITY, 27 00:01:57,285 --> 00:02:00,921 MOLECULAR DENSITY-- - IT'S A FUCKING BALL AND STICK. 28 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:02,790 - WILL YOU TAKE THE SHOT, MIKEY? 29 00:02:02,823 --> 00:02:04,725 - I CAN'T, I GOT TO GO MEET DAVID. 30 00:02:04,758 --> 00:02:06,527 - WHY DOESN'T HE EVER MEET YOU HERE? 31 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:09,763 - UM, BECAUSE HE DOESN'T LIKE MY FRIENDS. 32 00:02:09,797 --> 00:02:12,233 - I DON'T LIKE YOUR FRIENDS. 33 00:02:12,266 --> 00:02:14,635 - WHAT ABOUT HIS FRIENDS? DOES HE HAVE ANY? 34 00:02:14,668 --> 00:02:17,438 - HEY, I SUNK ONE. - YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE STRIPES. 35 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:18,739 - YEAH, SURE HE HAS FRIENDS. 36 00:02:18,772 --> 00:02:19,740 - HAVE YOU EVER MET ANY? 37 00:02:19,773 --> 00:02:20,808 - UM, NO. 38 00:02:20,841 --> 00:02:22,576 - MAYBE HE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO. 39 00:02:22,610 --> 00:02:24,778 - HEY, THERE. 40 00:02:24,812 --> 00:02:29,183 - WELL, AT LEAST HIS FRIENDS ARE HIS OWN AGE. 41 00:02:29,217 --> 00:02:31,852 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 42 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:33,787 - I THOUGHT IT WAS A SCHOOL NIGHT. 43 00:02:33,821 --> 00:02:35,723 - YOU'RE HERE. - I'M A GROWN UP. 44 00:02:35,756 --> 00:02:37,791 - BARELY. 45 00:02:37,825 --> 00:02:38,792 - GO HOME. 46 00:02:38,826 --> 00:02:40,728 - [whispering] NO. 47 00:02:43,564 --> 00:02:45,766 - SO WHAT IS THIS, ADOPT-A-TRICK? 48 00:02:45,799 --> 00:02:48,336 FIRST, HE'S A ONE-NIGHT STAND, NOW, HE'S MOVED IN. 49 00:02:48,369 --> 00:02:50,804 - IT'S ONLY TEMPORARY. - UH-HUH, UNTIL HE GROWS UP? 50 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:53,741 - UNTIL I FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO WITH HIM. 51 00:02:53,774 --> 00:02:55,809 MIKEY. 52 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:57,578 TELL THE DOC WE MISS HIM. 53 00:02:57,611 --> 00:02:59,580 - BYE. BYE. - BYE. 54 00:02:59,613 --> 00:03:01,615 - SEE YA. 55 00:03:04,318 --> 00:03:05,819 - THAT COULD BE HIM. 56 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:08,422 - WHO? - USEMYHOLE27. 57 00:03:08,456 --> 00:03:10,291 - USEMYHOLE27? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 58 00:03:10,324 --> 00:03:12,726 LIKE, 26 OTHER GUYS HAVE USED HIS HOLE BEFORE YOU? 59 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:15,829 - NO. HE'S MY CYBER-BOYFRIEND. 60 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:18,832 SWIMMER'S BUILD, LEO-LIKE SMILE. 61 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:21,969 IT'S THE BEST IMAGINARY SEX I EVER HAD, 62 00:03:22,002 --> 00:03:24,672 BUT NOW IT'S OVER. - HOW COME? 63 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:26,974 - BECAUSE HE WANTS TO MEET ME. - SO? 64 00:03:27,007 --> 00:03:30,511 - SO I'M NOTHING LIKE MY PROFILE, SO. 65 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:35,349 BIG, SMOOTH, 6'2", 195 POUNDS, 4% BODY FAT... 66 00:03:35,383 --> 00:03:36,884 UNCUT. 67 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:38,652 - JESUS. 68 00:03:38,686 --> 00:03:40,988 I THINK I DID IT WITH YOU JUST LAST WEEK. 69 00:03:41,021 --> 00:03:42,490 - EW. 70 00:03:42,523 --> 00:03:44,992 HOW WAS I? 71 00:03:45,025 --> 00:03:47,395 - DID YOU EVER CONSIDER JUST TELLING HIM THE TRUTH? 72 00:03:47,428 --> 00:03:49,630 - UH, WHAT? WHAT, THAT I'M A BIG, NELLY BOTTOM 73 00:03:49,663 --> 00:03:52,566 WHO WISHES HE WERE A BEEFY, BRUTAL TOP, 74 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:55,536 AND NEVER WILL BE? 75 00:03:57,838 --> 00:04:01,475 [baby crying] 76 00:04:01,509 --> 00:04:03,544 - YES, HELLO. THIS IS LINDSAY PETERSEN. 77 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:04,612 I NEED TO TALK TO DR. PERSAUD. 78 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:06,314 IT'S ABOUT GUS. - OH, GOD. 79 00:04:06,347 --> 00:04:07,481 HE'S THROWING UP AGAIN. 80 00:04:07,515 --> 00:04:08,916 SHH, SHH, SHH. IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY. 81 00:04:08,949 --> 00:04:09,950 IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. 82 00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:11,051 HE'S BURNING UP, HONEY. 83 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:12,386 - OUR BABY'S SICK AND I HAVE TO T-- 84 00:04:12,420 --> 00:04:13,186 [baby cries] [chuckles] 85 00:04:13,220 --> 00:04:14,322 THEY WANT US TO LEAVE OUR NUMBER 86 00:04:14,355 --> 00:04:15,723 AND WHEN SHE CALLS IN, THEY'LL GIVE HER THE MESSAGE. 87 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:16,990 - GIVE IT TO ME. 88 00:04:17,024 --> 00:04:18,392 HELLO, UH, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 89 00:04:18,426 --> 00:04:21,395 HI, CAROL. THIS IS MELANIE MARCUS. 90 00:04:21,429 --> 00:04:22,930 LISTEN, WE NEED TO REACH DR. PERSAUD. 91 00:04:22,963 --> 00:04:24,732 DOESN'T SHE USUALLY LEAVE HER PAGER ON? 92 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:26,900 OKAY, GREAT. THEN I'D APPRECIATE IT 93 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:29,002 IF YOU'D PLEASE CONTACT HER WHILE I WAIT ON THE LINE. 94 00:04:29,036 --> 00:04:31,572 THANK YOU. 95 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,541 - I LOVE YOU. 96 00:04:34,808 --> 00:04:39,079 [baby crying] - SHH, SHH, SHH. 97 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:40,448 - HELLO, DR. PERSAUD? 98 00:04:40,481 --> 00:04:41,749 HI, IT'S LINDSAY PETERSEN. 99 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:43,717 YEAH, IT'S GUS. HE HAS A FEVER, 102, 100 00:04:43,751 --> 00:04:45,653 AND HE'S BEEN THROWING UP-- 101 00:04:45,686 --> 00:04:48,389 YES, ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU. 102 00:04:48,422 --> 00:04:49,790 SHE SAID WE HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL RIGHT AWAY. 103 00:04:49,823 --> 00:04:51,759 - OKAY, OKAY. LISTEN, IT'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT. 104 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:52,793 I'LL GET THE KEYS, YOU GET HIS BLANKY. 105 00:04:52,826 --> 00:04:54,061 - OKAY. 106 00:04:54,094 --> 00:04:58,566 - BRIAN'S HOME. YOU MEAN IT? 107 00:04:58,599 --> 00:05:01,369 MY MOM SAYS "HI." 108 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:07,408 BRIAN SAYS "HI" TOO. 109 00:05:07,441 --> 00:05:09,843 YEAH. 110 00:05:09,877 --> 00:05:13,981 SO DOES DAD ASK ABOUT ME? 111 00:05:14,014 --> 00:05:16,984 OH, IS HE STILL MAD? 112 00:05:18,586 --> 00:05:21,555 CAN YOU TALK TO HIM? MAKE HIM UNDERSTAND? 113 00:05:24,858 --> 00:05:27,695 NO, NO, I CAN'T. 114 00:05:27,728 --> 00:05:29,096 I CAN'T COME HOME. 115 00:05:29,129 --> 00:05:31,665 NOT IF HE STILL FEELS THAT WAY. [scoffs] 116 00:05:31,699 --> 00:05:34,702 MOM? MOM. 117 00:05:34,735 --> 00:05:37,037 I'M GOING TO GO. 118 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:40,841 GIVE MOLLY A KISS FOR ME. 119 00:05:40,874 --> 00:05:42,810 YEAH, YOU TOO. 120 00:05:45,946 --> 00:05:48,582 [sighs, clears throat] 121 00:05:48,616 --> 00:05:49,583 [sniffs] 122 00:05:49,617 --> 00:05:52,786 YOU KNOW, IT'S REALLY NOT WORTH CRYING ABOUT. 123 00:05:56,757 --> 00:06:01,495 - I WASN'T CRYING. JUST MY ALLERGIES. 124 00:06:01,529 --> 00:06:05,466 - YOUR FATHER'S AN ASSHOLE WHO TREATS YOU LIKE SHIT. 125 00:06:05,499 --> 00:06:07,568 HE PRACTICALLY KILLED ME. 126 00:06:07,601 --> 00:06:09,102 I SAY FORGET ABOUT HIM. 127 00:06:09,136 --> 00:06:10,804 - YEAH, BUT HE'S MY DAD. 128 00:06:10,838 --> 00:06:12,473 I MEAN, COULD YOU FORGET ABOUT YOUR FATHER? 129 00:06:12,506 --> 00:06:14,442 - I ALREADY DID, A LONG TIME AGO. 130 00:06:14,475 --> 00:06:16,076 - YOU MEAN YOU NEVER SEE HIM OR TALK TO HIM? 131 00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:17,578 - WHAT FOR? 132 00:06:17,611 --> 00:06:19,613 - JUST TO HANG OUT, BE TOGETHER. 133 00:06:19,647 --> 00:06:22,516 - [chuckles] YEAH, JUST BECAUSE HE GOT MY MOTHER PREGNANT 134 00:06:22,550 --> 00:06:26,019 DOESN'T MEAN THAT THERE'S SOME SPECIAL BOND BETWEEN US. 135 00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:29,623 HE SERVED HIS PURPOSE. THAT'S ALL HE WAS GOOD FOR. 136 00:06:29,657 --> 00:06:33,527 - I COULD NEVER FEEL THAT WAY ABOUT MY DAD. 137 00:06:33,561 --> 00:06:35,829 - WELL, THEN YOU'LL ALWAYS BE HURT. 138 00:06:35,863 --> 00:06:41,969 [phone ringing] 139 00:06:42,002 --> 00:06:43,671 - HELLO? 140 00:06:43,704 --> 00:06:46,173 OH, HI. 141 00:06:46,206 --> 00:06:49,777 YEAH, HOLD ON, HE'S RIGHT HERE. 142 00:06:49,810 --> 00:06:52,846 IT'S LINDSAY. SHE SOUNDS UPSET. 143 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:56,083 - AH! both: [laugh] 144 00:06:56,116 --> 00:06:57,985 - QUIT IT. - I CAN'T HELP IT. 145 00:06:58,018 --> 00:07:00,053 I SEE YOU, I JUST WANT TO TAKE A BITE. 146 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:02,089 - WHO CALLED? 147 00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:03,991 - OH, MY EX. 148 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:04,792 - LORI? 149 00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:06,927 - YEAH, I TOLD HER ALL ABOUT YOU. 150 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:08,796 - WHAT'D YOU SAY? - I SAID YOU WERE SMART, 151 00:07:08,829 --> 00:07:10,464 YOU WERE FUNNY, AND YOU WERE SEXY. 152 00:07:10,498 --> 00:07:12,099 - I THOUGHT YOU STOPPED LYING TO YOUR WIFE. 153 00:07:12,132 --> 00:07:14,134 - COME ON, LET'S GO TO BED. 154 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:15,636 - WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? 155 00:07:15,669 --> 00:07:17,605 - WHICH-- LET ME SEE. 156 00:07:17,638 --> 00:07:19,006 - PEOPLE IN THE PICTURE. THEY LOOK NICE. 157 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:21,074 THEY LOOK STRAIGHT. - [laughs] 158 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:23,677 THAT'S LAURA AND STEVE. THIS IS ON NEW YEAR'S EVE. 159 00:07:23,711 --> 00:07:25,212 STEVE'S A UROLOGIST, LAURA WORKS AT PITT. 160 00:07:25,245 --> 00:07:26,747 THEY'RE REALLY GOOD FRIENDS OF MIND. 161 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:28,115 - SO HOW COME I'VE NEVER MET THEM? 162 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:30,618 - OH, I DON'T KNOW. YOU WANT TO MEET THEM? 163 00:07:30,651 --> 00:07:33,954 - I DON'T KNOW. YOU WANT ME TO MEET THEM? 164 00:07:33,987 --> 00:07:38,726 - WHAT'S WITH YOU? - NOTHING. I WAS JUST-- 165 00:07:38,759 --> 00:07:40,093 I WAS DRIVING OVER HERE TONIGHT 166 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:41,294 WITH MY BAG OF STUFF FOR TOMORROW, 167 00:07:41,328 --> 00:07:43,564 AND I JUST STARTED TO FEEL LIKE SOMEBODY'S LITTLE SECRET. 168 00:07:43,597 --> 00:07:45,966 YOU KNOW, IT'S ALWAYS JUST THE TWO OF US. 169 00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:48,101 - WELL, I HAVE TO ADMIT, I KIND OF ENJOY IT THAT WAY, 170 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:49,937 JUST HAVING YOU ALL TO MYSELF, 171 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:52,706 BUT IF YOU WANT TO BE WITH OTHER PEOPLE-- 172 00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:55,242 - NO, IT'S OKAY. I'M SOR-- 173 00:07:55,275 --> 00:07:56,710 I NEVER SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT IT UP. 174 00:07:56,744 --> 00:07:58,011 - NO, I'M GLAD YOU DID. 175 00:07:58,045 --> 00:08:02,049 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING SATURDAY NIGHT? 176 00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:03,283 - SATURDAY NIGHT? 177 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:04,518 - YEAH, WE'LL HAVE A DINNER PARTY. 178 00:08:04,552 --> 00:08:05,853 I'LL INTRODUCE YOU TO THE GANG. 179 00:08:05,886 --> 00:08:07,955 - THE GANG? NO, THAT'S OKAY. 180 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:09,857 - NO, IT'S A GREAT IDEA, YOU KNOW? 181 00:08:09,890 --> 00:08:13,827 I WANT THEM TO KNOW YOU, AND YOU SHOULD KNOW THEM. 182 00:08:15,796 --> 00:08:18,999 AH! [both laugh] 183 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:22,736 [police siren wailing in the distance] 184 00:08:22,770 --> 00:08:24,538 [beeping] 185 00:08:24,572 --> 00:08:27,575 [magical buzzing] - HEY. 186 00:08:27,608 --> 00:08:29,610 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? - [gasps] 187 00:08:29,643 --> 00:08:31,879 WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? HOW--HOW'D YOU GET IN HERE? 188 00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:33,013 HEY, I ASKED A QUESTION FIRST. 189 00:08:33,046 --> 00:08:34,882 WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING DELETING ME? 190 00:08:34,915 --> 00:08:37,084 DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE ME? 191 00:08:37,117 --> 00:08:40,688 I'M "PITTS9X6." 192 00:08:40,721 --> 00:08:42,690 - HOW DO YOU KNOW MY SECRET SCREEN NAME? 193 00:08:42,723 --> 00:08:44,792 - WELL, DUDE, I AM YOUR SCREEN NAME. 194 00:08:44,825 --> 00:08:47,628 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? DID--DID TED PUT YOU UP TO THIS? 195 00:08:47,661 --> 00:08:53,233 - PROFILE: BIG, SMOOTH, 6'2", 195 POUNDS, 196 00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:57,070 4% BODY FAT, UNCUT. 197 00:08:58,271 --> 00:09:01,241 - OKAY. OKAY, I GET IT. 198 00:09:01,274 --> 00:09:03,010 MICHAEL AND TED READ MY PROFILE, 199 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:05,779 AND THEY PAID YOU TO COME HERE AND MESS WITH MY HEAD. 200 00:09:05,813 --> 00:09:07,648 WELL, MY GRIP ON REALITY 201 00:09:07,681 --> 00:09:10,150 IS A LITTLE TIGHTER THAN EVERYONE SEEMS TO THINK. 202 00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:12,620 OKAY? PITTS DOESN'T EXIST. 203 00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:16,056 HE'S A FANTASY, A FIGMENT OF MY OVERACTIVE IMAGINAT-- 204 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:20,828 OH. OH, MY GOD. [chuckles] 205 00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:23,731 IT'S TRUE. YOU REALLY ARE-- 206 00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:27,067 - 9X6, THANKS TO YOU. 207 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:29,336 - YEAH. 208 00:09:29,369 --> 00:09:30,904 OKAY, I-I MUST BE DREAMING. 209 00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:33,807 I DON'T-- - THESE ARE SOME HOT TAPES. 210 00:09:33,841 --> 00:09:37,077 DAWSON'S CRACK. MIND IF I POP IT IN? 211 00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:40,213 - OH, MY GOD, I'VE COMPLETELY CRACKED. 212 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:41,815 I'M TALKING TO MY SCREEN NAME. 213 00:09:41,849 --> 00:09:44,117 OKAY, W-WHAT IS GOING ON? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 214 00:09:44,151 --> 00:09:45,953 - WELL, I ALMOST WASN'T. YOU WERE ABOUT TO DELETE ME. 215 00:09:45,986 --> 00:09:48,088 - OH. WELL, I'M VERY SORRY, 216 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:51,091 BUT I'M-- I'M THROUGH WITH YOU. 217 00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:52,826 - BUT I'M A HOTTIE. EVERYBODY ONLINE WANTS ME. 218 00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:55,228 - EXACTLY. THEY WANT YOU, THE FANTASY. 219 00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:57,330 NOT ME, THE REAL PERSON. IT'S PATHETIC, 220 00:09:57,364 --> 00:09:59,332 MY SCREEN NAME HAS MORE FUN THAT I DO. 221 00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:04,304 - HEY, YOU SAID YOU WISH YOU COULD BE A BEEFY, BRUTAL TOP 222 00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:07,040 INSTEAD OF A BIG, NELLY BOTTOM. 223 00:10:07,074 --> 00:10:11,211 WELL, IF I COULD TEACH YOU HOW TO BE LIKE ME, 224 00:10:11,244 --> 00:10:14,748 WILL YOU LET ME LIVE? 225 00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:16,283 - BUT I'M NOT LIKE YOU. 226 00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:18,385 - WELL... 227 00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:20,220 I CAME FROM SOMEWHERE, DIDN'T I? 228 00:10:20,253 --> 00:10:23,223 [techno music] 229 00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:26,359 - OKAY, HERE WE GO. 230 00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:29,863 COMING THROUGH. LOOK OUT, PLEASE. 231 00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:30,864 - WHAT ARE HIS SYMPTOMS? 232 00:10:30,898 --> 00:10:33,166 - UH, DIARRHEA, VOMITING, FEVER. 233 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:35,135 - DO YOU KNOW HOW HIGH? - JUST UNDER 102 234 00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:36,203 THE LAST TIME WE CHECKED. - YEAH, WE'RE-- 235 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:37,705 WE'RE WORRIED ABOUT DEHYDRATION. 236 00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:40,240 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET HIM CHECKED OUT. 237 00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:42,375 WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE MOTHER? 238 00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:44,244 - WELL-- - WELL, I'M THE BIRTH MOTHER. 239 00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:45,879 - WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK WITH HIM THEN? 240 00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:47,147 AND YOU CAN WAIT HERE. - ACTUALLY, 241 00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:49,316 WE'RE RAISING HIM TOGETHER. WE'RE A COUPLE. 242 00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:52,452 - WELL, IN THAT CASE, DO YOU HAVE ADOPTION PAPERS? 243 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,287 - ADOPTION? - HE MEANS FOR ME. 244 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:55,422 NO, NOT YET. WE PLAN TO FILE FOR-- 245 00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:57,024 - I'M SORRY, BUT WE CAN ONLY ALLOW 246 00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:58,926 THE CHILD'S LEGAL GUARDIANS TO GO WITH HIM. 247 00:10:58,959 --> 00:11:01,829 - FINE. STOP TALKING. JUST TAKE HIM, NOW, OKAY? 248 00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:03,430 - I'LL RUN BACK OUT THE MINUTE I KNOW ANYTHING. 249 00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:05,398 - OKAY. - I LOVE YOU. 250 00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:26,887 EXCUSE ME, I NEED TO GO BACK THERE. 251 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,856 YOU SEE, MY PARTNER FORGOT OUR BABY'S BLANKET 252 00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:30,323 AND I DON'T WANT HIM TO BE ANY MORE UPSET-- 253 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:33,927 - LOOK, MISS-- OR WHATEVER YOU ARE-- 254 00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:36,163 I BELIEVE IT WAS ALREADY EXPLAINED TO YOU 255 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,799 THAT ONLY THE CHILD'S PARENTS OR LEGAL GUARDIANS 256 00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:41,468 ARE PERMITTED TO BE WITH HIM. 257 00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:45,438 - AND I BELIEVE IT NEEDS TO BE EXPLAINED TO YOU 258 00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:47,474 THAT I'M THE ONE WHO LOVES HIM, AND FEEDS HIM, 259 00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:48,341 AND WALKS HIM, AND PLAYS WITH HIM, 260 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:49,309 AND CHANGES HIM, AND CLEANS UP HIS SHIT, 261 00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:51,879 AND WIPES UP HIS VOMIT, AND PAYS THE BILLS, 262 00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:54,147 AND-- YOU LISTEN TO ME. 263 00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:56,216 I STAY UP HALF THE NIGHT WORRYING 264 00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:58,952 THAT HE WILL GROW UP TO BE HAPPY AND HEALTHY 265 00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:01,889 AND LOVED, SO DON'T YOU DARE TELL ME 266 00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:03,256 I HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE WITH HIM, 267 00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:07,027 YOU OFFICIOUS, HOMOPHOBIC CUNT. 268 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,461 - WHAT'S GOING ON? HOW IS HE? 269 00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:11,198 - I DON'T--I DON'T KNOW. THEY WON'T LET ME BACK THERE. 270 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,400 - WHY? - I'M--I'M NOT LEGAL, 271 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:16,069 I'M NOT ANYTHING, APPARENTLY, EXCEPT GOING CRAZY. 272 00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:18,338 - WHAT IS THAT, YOUR FUCKING BUREAUCRACY? 273 00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:22,109 - EXCUSE ME, THIS IS THE FATHER. 274 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:24,111 - I'LL TAKE YOU BACK. - WELL, SHE'S GOING TOO. 275 00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:26,113 - NO, DON'T WORRY, JUST GO, AND-- 276 00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:29,116 UH, GIVE THIS TO HIM. 277 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:42,395 [techno music and chatter] 278 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:50,437 * 279 00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:54,441 - [straining] 280 00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:56,910 [exhaling] NOT EVEN SIX MONTHS OLD 281 00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:59,546 AND ALREADY MY KID'S A DRAMA QUEEN. 282 00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:02,015 - WELL, AT LEAST YOU KNOW HE'S YOURS. 283 00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:04,317 - THE GOOD NEWS IS HE'S ALL RIGHT. 284 00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:06,153 - YEAH, ONLY I HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL MYSELF 285 00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:08,455 BECAUSE SOMEONE LEFT THEIR CELL PHONE OFF. 286 00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:11,091 - I HAD TO DEAL WITH MY OWN CRISIS. 287 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,159 DAVID'S THROWING A DINNER PARTY, 288 00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:14,828 US AND TWO OTHER COUPLES. ONE OF THEM'S STRAIGHT. 289 00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:15,929 - HE EATS WITH STRAIGHT PEOPLE? 290 00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:19,299 - ICK. YOU NEVER KNOW WHERE THEIR HANDS HAVE BEEN. 291 00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:22,369 - SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 292 00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:24,537 - THE PROBLEM IS, WHAT'LL I TALK ABOUT? 293 00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:26,339 - WHAT DO WE TALK ABOUT? - WHAT WE'VE DONE, 294 00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:29,309 WHO WE'VE DONE, WHO WE WANT TO DO. [laughs] 295 00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:31,178 - THESE PEOPLE AREN'T LIKE US. 296 00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:34,047 THEY'RE PROFESSORS AND DOCTORS AND THINGS. 297 00:13:34,081 --> 00:13:36,049 - WE'RE THINGS. 298 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:40,020 AD EXECS, ACCOUNTANTS. 299 00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:43,056 - COUTURIERS TO DISCO TRASH. 300 00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:45,058 - THE THING IS, AFTER TWO MINUTES 301 00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:47,094 IT'LL BE PAINFULLY OBVIOUS THAT I DON'T FIT IN, 302 00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:48,996 AND DAVID'LL DUMP ME ON THE SPOT. 303 00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:50,931 - THEN WE BETTER GET BUSY. 304 00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:52,065 RIGHT, PROFESSOR HIGGINS? 305 00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:53,934 - RIGHT, PICKERING. [chuckles] 306 00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:56,036 WE'LL TURN YOU FROM A SIMPLE FLOWER GIRL 307 00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:57,470 INTO A LADY. 308 00:13:57,504 --> 00:14:00,607 - SPEAKING OF LADIES, GET TO WORK. 309 00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:05,178 - WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE? 310 00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:07,948 - TURNING YOU FROM A CANDY-ASS INTO A STUD. 311 00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:09,349 NOW, LET'S SEE YOU SPREAD 'EM. 312 00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:11,351 NOW! - ALL RIGHT. 313 00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:15,322 [growls] 314 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:19,226 [grunting] 315 00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:21,294 - WHAT'S WITH G.I. JANE? 316 00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:22,362 - [grunts] - IF HE'S NOT CAREFUL, 317 00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:23,964 HE MIGHT ACTUALLY BREAK A SWEAT. 318 00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:27,100 OR A NAIL. - [chuckling] 319 00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:29,402 - [grunting] 320 00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:33,673 - HE'S DOWN, FOR A WHILE, ANYWAY. 321 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:39,512 - THAT'S GOOD. MM. 322 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:43,616 - HON, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT? [sighs] 323 00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:46,286 - HEBREW SCHOOL. - [chuckles] 324 00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:50,390 HE'S STILL A LITTLE YOUNG, DON'T YOU THINK? [laughs] 325 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:56,496 - NO, WHEN I WAS A KID IN HEBREW SCHOOL, 326 00:14:56,529 --> 00:15:00,133 RABBI PROTESH USED TO SAY TO US, 327 00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:02,435 "IF YOU EVER FORGET YOU'RE A JEW, 328 00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:05,105 A NON-JEW WILL REMIND YOU." 329 00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:08,408 I ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT HE MEANT, 330 00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:12,112 UNTIL EMILY MEREDITH CALLED ME A "JAP" ON THE PLAYGROUND. 331 00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:15,215 - OH, THAT LITTLE BITCH. 332 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:18,185 - WELL, THEN I KNEW WHAT HE MEANT. 333 00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:20,387 I HAD FORGOTTEN I WAS DIFFERENT, 334 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:24,624 UNTIL I WAS SO THOUGHTFULLY REMINDED. 335 00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:27,027 SAME THING HAPPENED AT THE HOSPITAL LAST NIGHT. 336 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:30,097 - WELL, THEY HAD NO RIGHT. - YEAH, THEY DID. 337 00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:33,700 THEY HAD EVERY RIGHT, BUT WE HAVE A RIGHT TOO, 338 00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:35,502 TO PROTECT OURSELVES. 339 00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:36,503 - HOW? 340 00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:40,273 - WE NEED TO TALK TO BRIAN. 341 00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:47,114 - MISS MANNERS SAYS, 342 00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:49,716 "ALWAYS BE SURE TO COMPLIMENT THE HOSTESS." 343 00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:51,351 - I AM THE HOSTESS. 344 00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:54,054 - AND YOU LOOK LOVELY. 345 00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:55,422 - [chuckles] 346 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,157 [sighs] OKAY. 347 00:15:57,190 --> 00:16:00,193 - ALL RIGHT, NOW. UH, WHICH FORK'S FOR SALAD? 348 00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:02,029 - GO FROM THE OUTSIDE IN. 349 00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:04,331 - HEY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE STUDYING FOR YOUR CALCULUS EXAM. 350 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:05,765 - I'M TAKING A BREAK. 351 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,500 - WELL, GET BACK TO WORK. 352 00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:09,469 - NOW, WHERE'S THE BREAD PLATE? 353 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:11,471 - ON YOUR LEFT. 354 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:14,474 - WATER GLASS? - ON YOUR RIGHT. 355 00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:19,712 - WELL, AS LONG AS I ONLY HAVE SALAD, BREAD, AND WATER, 356 00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:21,681 I'M ALL SET. 357 00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:24,617 - ALL RIGHT, NOW, TOPICS OF CONVERSATION. 358 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:27,020 UH, STAY CLEAR OF RELIGION BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW 359 00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:28,088 WHERE ANYBODY STANDS. 360 00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:30,323 AVOID POLITICS LIKE THE PLAGUE, 361 00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:33,126 AND, UH, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY 362 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,228 STEER CLEAR OF THE ECONOMY AS WELL. 363 00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:37,230 - WELL, SO FAR HE SHOULD HAVE NO TROUBLE. 364 00:16:37,264 --> 00:16:39,199 MIKEY'S NEVER TALKED ABOUT RELIGION, POLITICS, 365 00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:40,500 OR THE MARKET IN HIS LIFE. 366 00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,135 WELL, WHAT DO I TALK ABOUT? 367 00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:43,403 - MOVIES ARE ALWAYS A SAFE BET 368 00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:46,539 IF YOU WANT TO APPEAR CURRENT WITHOUT SOUNDING CONTROVERSIAL. 369 00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:50,610 - I SAW X-MEN SIX TIMES. 370 00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:53,080 - [laughs] - YEAH, UH, 371 00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:55,648 SOMEHOW I SUSPECT THAT WON'T "WOW" THE ART HOUSE CROWD. 372 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:58,118 - LOOK, YOU'RE MAKING TOO BIG A DEAL OUT OF THIS. 373 00:16:58,151 --> 00:17:01,254 YOU SHOW UP, YOU TALK, YOU EAT. 374 00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:05,425 - BUT THESE ARE DAVID'S BEST FRIENDS. 375 00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:06,826 YOU KNOW, I WANT TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION. 376 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:07,860 - AND YOU WILL, 377 00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:09,496 YOU JUST HAVE TO REMEMBER A FEW SIMPLE RULES. 378 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,364 UTENSILS, OUTSIDE IN. - DON'T TALK ABOUT 379 00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:12,732 ANYTHING THAT MATTERS. - MATTERS. 380 00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:15,568 - DON'T TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL. 381 00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:17,504 - OH, WHAT IF I BURP? 382 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:18,705 - JUST COVER YOUR MOUTH WITH YOUR NAPKIN 383 00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,673 AND SAY "EXCUSE ME" TO NO ONE IN PARTICULAR. 384 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,709 JUST BE YOURSELF, YOU WON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 385 00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,677 - [sighs] 386 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,646 I JUST KNOW SOMEHOW, SOME WAY, 387 00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:28,815 I AM GOING TO FUCK UP. 388 00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:31,151 - WELL SEE, THAT'S WHAT HE MEANS. 389 00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:32,852 BE YOURSELF. 390 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:33,853 - [whispering] OH, THAT LOOKS GOOD. 391 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,288 - [whispering] THAT LOOKS GOOD. 392 00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:37,157 - PUT THAT RIGHT THERE. - LET ME TALK TO HIM. 393 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:38,758 YOU KNOW HOW YOU SET HIM OFF. - OH, I PROMISE, 394 00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:42,061 I WON'T SAY A WORD. I WON'T SAY ANYTHING. 395 00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:47,200 - HE SEEMS FINE TO ME. 396 00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:50,170 AREN'T YOU, SONNY BOY? - THANK GOD, AFTER LAST NIGHT. 397 00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:52,439 - YESTERDAY, LIFE AND DEATH, TODAY, TEA AND COOKIES. 398 00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:54,174 [chuckles] - THEY'RE GOOD. 399 00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:56,243 - IT'S A MIX. 400 00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:59,546 [sighs] - [clears throat] 401 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,648 - BUT IT MAKES YOU REALIZE HOW IMPORTANT IT IS 402 00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:04,617 TO BE PREPARED. - [chuckles] 403 00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:06,186 - FOR WHAT? 404 00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:08,721 - FOR LIKE WHAT HAPPENED WITH THAT NURSE. 405 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:11,224 - GOD, SHE WAS A REAL BITCH. 406 00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:13,693 - [chuckles] THANK YOU. 407 00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:15,462 - JUSTIN, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME ICE CREAM? 408 00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:18,465 - NO, I'M OKAY. 409 00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:21,434 - WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT? 410 00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:23,636 - WELL, IT'S SOMETHING WE TALKED ABOUT 411 00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:27,774 BEFORE GUS WAS BORN, ONLY WE NEVER GOT AROUND TO DOING IT. 412 00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:32,179 MELANIE WOULD LIKE TO PETITION FOR SECOND-PARENT ADOPTION. 413 00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:33,313 - WHAT'S THAT? 414 00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:35,715 - WELL, I'M NOT GUS' BIOLOGICAL PARENT, 415 00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:38,485 LIKE LINDSAY OR BRIAN, 416 00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:41,554 SO I NEED TO FILE PAPERS TO MAKE ME HIS LEGAL GUARDIAN. 417 00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:42,822 - ONLY MELANIE CAN'T GET THE PROCESS GOING 418 00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:48,761 UNTIL YOU SIGN PAPERS AGREEING TO GIVE UP YOUR PARENTAL RIGHTS. 419 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:51,431 - NO WAY. HE'S GUS'S DAD. 420 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,600 - NO ONE'S DENYING THAT. 421 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,636 YOU KNOW YOU'LL ALWAYS BE PART OF HIS LIFE, 422 00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:59,606 IN THE SAME WAY WE'LL ALWAYS BE A PART OF EACH OTHER'S. 423 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:06,646 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO CONVINCE ME. 424 00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:08,281 JUST TELL ME WHERE TO SIGN. 425 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:09,582 - WHAT? 426 00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:10,917 - [sighs] OH. - YOU MEAN YOU'RE ACTUALLY 427 00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:12,485 GONNA DO IT? - JUSTIN. 428 00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:15,255 - HE'LL BE BETTER OFF. WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO? 429 00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:17,657 - SIGN SOME PAPERS. I'LL HAVE THEM DRAWN UP. 430 00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,692 - YOU CAN'T. - WOULD YOU STAY OUT OF THIS? 431 00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:21,561 - YOU'RE HIS FATHER. 432 00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:25,198 - AND I'M TEACHING HIM A LESSON: 433 00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:30,337 DON'T COUNT ON YOUR OLD MAN. 434 00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:40,547 [techno music] 435 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:48,521 * 436 00:19:57,764 --> 00:20:00,233 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR ARM? 437 00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:01,834 - I CALL IT THE "PRAISE JESUS." 438 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:04,704 - LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE HAILING A CAB. 439 00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:07,440 - I CALL IT THE WORST DANCING I'VE EVER SEEN. 440 00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:08,608 - WHO ASKED YOU? 441 00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:11,778 - DON'T GET SORE. I'M JUST KIDDING. 442 00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:13,480 - SEE ANYONE HOT? 443 00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:16,283 - I HAVEN'T SEEN SO MANY DOGS SINCE 101 DALMATIANS. 444 00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:19,619 - HEY, WHAT ABOUT THAT GUY OVER THERE? 445 00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:22,655 - I'D LIKE TO HOUSEBREAK HIM. 446 00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:23,990 - I SUPPOSE HE'S ALL RIGHT. 447 00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:25,658 - YEAH, TRANSLATION: WE DON'T HAVE THE GUTS 448 00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:26,626 TO GO AFTER HIM. 449 00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:29,262 - SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, LOSER. 450 00:20:36,303 --> 00:20:38,771 WELL, GO FOR IT. 451 00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:40,340 - YOU MADE ME SPILL MY BEER. 452 00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:42,008 - SORRY. - TELL HIM YOU'LL LICK IT 453 00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:43,676 OFF HIS CHEST. - WHAT? 454 00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:44,911 - I SAID YOU SPILLED MY BEER, MAN. 455 00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:46,546 - SAY IT. - UH, I-I'LL LICK IT 456 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:47,614 OFF YOUR CHEST. - [scoffs] 457 00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:49,048 I'D RATHER HAVE A NAPKIN. 458 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:53,286 - RIGHT, RIGHT. OH, HERE. 459 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:54,287 - WELL, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? 460 00:20:54,321 --> 00:20:56,756 ASK HIM TO GO HOME. HEY, DUDE. - HEY, DUDE-- 461 00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:58,725 I NEVER SAY "DUDE." - I CAN TELL YOU WANT IT BAD. 462 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,693 - I-I-I CAN TELL YOU WANT IT BAD. 463 00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:01,961 - WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GET OUT OF HERE AND DO THE NASTY? 464 00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:04,297 - WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GET OUT OF HERE AND-- 465 00:21:04,331 --> 00:21:05,898 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M-- HE'S MAKING ME DO THIS. [laughs] 466 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:08,901 - FUCKING WEIRDO. 467 00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:13,540 - WELL, THAT WAS THE MOST STUNNING DISPLAY OF INEPTITUDE 468 00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:15,342 I'VE EVER WITNESSED. 469 00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:18,411 - HEY, HOW'D IT GO? - FUCK OFF! 470 00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:27,053 [laughter and chatter] 471 00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:28,321 [doorbell ringing] 472 00:21:28,355 --> 00:21:30,490 - OH, WAIT. 473 00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:32,925 - DAVID, DAVID, DAVID. - [clears throat] 474 00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:36,696 - AT LAST, THE BOYFRIEND. 475 00:21:36,729 --> 00:21:37,764 - I'M SORRY I'M LATE. 476 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:39,832 - NONSENSE, YOU'RE FASHIONABLE. 477 00:21:39,866 --> 00:21:42,669 I'M LAURA. LISTEN, I'VE KNOWN DAVID FOREVER. 478 00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:45,037 SO IF THERE'S ANYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT HIM-- 479 00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:46,806 - WARNING: DO NOT LISTEN TO DR. LAURA. 480 00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:47,907 - OH! - [laughs] 481 00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:49,442 - I HATE WHEN HE CALLS ME THAT. 482 00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:51,511 - YOU'VE GOT A Ph.D. - IN ECONOMICS. 483 00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:53,680 - [laughs] HEY, YOU. 484 00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:55,482 - EXCUSE ME, SIR, DO I KNOW YOU? YOU-- 485 00:21:55,515 --> 00:21:56,816 - OH, HE'S FUNNY. 486 00:21:56,849 --> 00:21:59,819 - AND ADORABLE. - AND ADORABLE. 487 00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:00,987 YOU SEE? SHE THINKS YOU'RE ADORABLE. 488 00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:02,622 - [sighs] 489 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,023 I'M NERVOUS AS HELL. 490 00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:05,825 - RELAX. EVERYBODY'S GOING TO LOVE YOU. 491 00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:07,560 - WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT? 492 00:22:07,594 --> 00:22:09,796 - BECAUSE I DO. 493 00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:13,866 GO, GO, GO, GO. 494 00:22:21,774 --> 00:22:24,143 - "INSOUCIANT." 495 00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:27,547 - UNCONCERNED, NONCHALANT. 496 00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:30,149 THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE. [grunts] 497 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:32,485 INSOUCIANT. 498 00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:36,723 - "SYCOPHANT." 499 00:22:36,756 --> 00:22:39,426 - UNCARING. 500 00:22:39,459 --> 00:22:41,761 - THAT'S WRONG, IT MEANS ASS-KISSER. 501 00:22:41,794 --> 00:22:44,731 - IT DOESN'T SAY "ASS-KISSER." 502 00:22:44,764 --> 00:22:48,100 - "ONE WHO SEEKS FAVOR BY FLATTERY." 503 00:22:48,134 --> 00:22:50,136 ASS-KISSER. 504 00:22:50,169 --> 00:22:52,472 - WHO CARES WHAT IT SAYS? 505 00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:54,607 HOW CAN YOU GIVE AWAY GUS? 506 00:22:54,641 --> 00:22:56,609 HE'LL THINK YOU DIDN'T WANT HIM. 507 00:22:56,643 --> 00:22:58,010 - HE'LL BE RIGHT. 508 00:22:58,044 --> 00:23:02,449 - [scoffs] I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. 509 00:23:02,482 --> 00:23:04,817 I WAS THERE THE NIGHT GUS WAS BORN. 510 00:23:04,851 --> 00:23:05,685 I SAW YOU GIVE HIM A KISS-- 511 00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:07,887 - NOT EVERYONE'S CUT OUT TO BE A FATHER. 512 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,456 - WELL, THEN, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA TELL HIM, 513 00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:11,090 SOMEDAY WHEN HE'S OLD ENOUGH, WHY YOU DIDN'T WANT HIM? 514 00:23:11,123 --> 00:23:13,025 - I'LL TELL HIM THE TRUTH. 515 00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:15,562 THESE TWO DYKES I KNEW WANTED A KID REALLY BAD, 516 00:23:15,595 --> 00:23:17,630 SO I JERKED OFF INTO A CUP. 517 00:23:17,664 --> 00:23:20,032 - THAT'S NOT ALL THERE IS TO IT. 518 00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:22,034 A BOY NEEDS A FATHER. 519 00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:23,570 BELIEVE ME, I KNOW. - YEAH, WELL, 520 00:23:23,603 --> 00:23:27,707 YOU HAVEN'T HAD A FATHER FOR ALMOST TWO WEEKS. 521 00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:32,745 - EVEN IF HE GETS ANGRY, EVEN IF HE ISN'T ALWAYS THERE, 522 00:23:32,779 --> 00:23:35,615 IT'S BETTER THAN NOT HAVING ONE AT ALL. 523 00:23:35,648 --> 00:23:38,651 - YEAH, DON'T BE SO SURE. 524 00:23:38,685 --> 00:23:41,754 - YOUR FATHER MUST HAVE LOVED YOU. 525 00:23:41,788 --> 00:23:43,623 HE PROBABLY JUST-- HE DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO SHOW IT. 526 00:23:43,656 --> 00:23:46,793 - [laughs] YEAH, HE KNEW HOW TO SHOW IT ALL RIGHT, 527 00:23:46,826 --> 00:23:51,030 ESPECIALLY AFTER HE'D HAD A FEW. 528 00:23:51,063 --> 00:23:53,533 - AT LEAST HE DIDN'T GIVE YOU AWAY. 529 00:23:53,566 --> 00:23:57,537 "GARRULOUS." - LOQUACIOUS, CHATTY. 530 00:23:59,572 --> 00:24:02,174 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? - OUT. 531 00:24:02,208 --> 00:24:03,776 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO HELP ME. 532 00:24:03,810 --> 00:24:06,746 - IF YOU WANT HELP, CALL YOUR FATHER. 533 00:24:11,250 --> 00:24:13,486 - WHEW! WHEN DAVID MAKES A MEAL, 534 00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:16,689 YOU DON'T EAT FOR A WEEK. - BEFORE OR AFTER. 535 00:24:16,723 --> 00:24:17,490 - I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD COOK. 536 00:24:17,524 --> 00:24:19,992 - MM, YOU DO HAVE A LOT TO LEARN. 537 00:24:20,026 --> 00:24:21,227 - GIVE HIM TIME, AND HE'LL DISCOVER 538 00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:22,629 ALL MY LITTLE SECRETS. 539 00:24:22,662 --> 00:24:23,763 - LIKE UNDERWEAR. 540 00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:25,164 - LIKE-- [laughter] 541 00:24:25,197 --> 00:24:26,733 - YOU HAVE AN UNDERWEAR FETISH? 542 00:24:26,766 --> 00:24:27,967 - ON OUR LAST TRIP TOGETHER, 543 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:31,804 HE BROUGHT AN ENTIRE SUITCASE OF JOCKEY SHORTS AND SOCKS. 544 00:24:31,838 --> 00:24:33,139 - DID YOU ALL GO SOMEWHERE TOGETHER? 545 00:24:33,172 --> 00:24:35,041 - MM, TUSCANY, LAST FALL. 546 00:24:35,074 --> 00:24:37,877 - WE RENTED A HOUSE-- - IT WAS FABULOUS. 547 00:24:37,910 --> 00:24:39,679 - AND THE FOOD! - OH, SHE'S STILL 548 00:24:39,712 --> 00:24:40,813 TALKING ABOUT THE FOOD. - [groans] 549 00:24:40,847 --> 00:24:42,982 - TRY GETTING SIX POUNDS OF PROSCIUTTO THROUGH CUSTOMS. 550 00:24:43,015 --> 00:24:46,619 - HE EXAGGERATES. IT WAS FOUR. - IT WAS SIX. 551 00:24:46,653 --> 00:24:48,555 - FOUR. - SIX. 552 00:24:48,588 --> 00:24:49,922 - HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO ITALY? 553 00:24:49,956 --> 00:24:52,792 - UH, NO, BUT MY UNCLE VIC SPENT A LOT OF TIME THERE. 554 00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:53,626 - OH, WAS HE ON BUSINESS? 555 00:24:53,660 --> 00:24:56,829 - NO, AIDS. HE WENT THERE TO DIE. 556 00:24:56,863 --> 00:24:58,931 - OH. 557 00:24:58,965 --> 00:25:00,700 - I'M SORRY. 558 00:25:00,733 --> 00:25:02,201 - WELL, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. 559 00:25:02,234 --> 00:25:04,303 HE WAS REALLY SICK, SO HE DECIDED 560 00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:07,940 TO TAKE THIS DREAM TRIP TO ROME, 561 00:25:07,974 --> 00:25:10,142 AND THEN THE PROTEASE INHIBITORS KICKED IN AND-- 562 00:25:10,176 --> 00:25:11,944 NOW HE'S AT HOME, AND HE'S FINE... 563 00:25:11,978 --> 00:25:13,145 all: OH. - EXCEPT FOR SOME 564 00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:15,147 OCCASIONAL DIARRHEA. 565 00:25:18,718 --> 00:25:22,054 - I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO TAKE MICHAEL AWAY FOR A WHILE, 566 00:25:22,088 --> 00:25:25,257 BUT, YOU KNOW--WELL, HE WORKS SO HARD, AND, UH-- 567 00:25:25,291 --> 00:25:26,759 - SO WHAT IS IT THAT YOU DO, MICHAEL? 568 00:25:26,793 --> 00:25:29,829 - UM, I'M IN RETAIL. 569 00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:30,763 - REALLY? WHERE? 570 00:25:30,797 --> 00:25:33,966 - UM, THE BIG "Q." 571 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,202 - HE JUST GOT A PROMOTION. HE'S A MANAGER. 572 00:25:36,235 --> 00:25:38,170 - THE BIG "Q"? 573 00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:39,772 EDDIE, ISN'T THAT WHAT PEOPLE CALL YOU? 574 00:25:39,806 --> 00:25:43,309 [laughter] 575 00:25:43,342 --> 00:25:46,646 - I'VE SEEN THOSE STORES, BUT I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY BEEN IN ONE. 576 00:25:46,679 --> 00:25:48,648 - THEY SELL EVERYTHING YOU CAN IMAGINE. 577 00:25:48,681 --> 00:25:52,218 - BUT NOTHING YOU'D WANT TO BUY. 578 00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:59,058 - UH, HAVEN'T I SEEN YOU THERE? 579 00:25:59,091 --> 00:26:00,693 - EXCUSE ME? 580 00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:02,128 - I KNOW I KNOW YOU FROM SOMEWHERE. 581 00:26:02,161 --> 00:26:03,295 DO YOU SHOP AT THE BIG Q? 582 00:26:03,329 --> 00:26:04,864 - HARDLY. - OOH. 583 00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:08,200 - [snickering] 584 00:26:08,234 --> 00:26:10,169 - WELL, THE NEXT TIME WE GO SOMEPLACE, 585 00:26:10,202 --> 00:26:11,704 YOU MUST COME WITH US. - MM-HMM. 586 00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:15,808 - YEAH. - HOW ABOUT MYKONOS FOR JULY? 587 00:26:15,842 --> 00:26:17,677 - UH, I ONLY GET A WEEK OFF. 588 00:26:17,710 --> 00:26:18,945 - OH, YOU POOR THING. 589 00:26:18,978 --> 00:26:20,680 THAT IS WHY I LOVE ACADEMIA. 590 00:26:20,713 --> 00:26:23,215 WE PROFESSORS GET THE WHOLE SUMMER. 591 00:26:23,249 --> 00:26:24,951 - MM. 592 00:26:24,984 --> 00:26:28,020 - I SHOULD CHECK THE SEAFOOD PAELLA. 593 00:26:28,054 --> 00:26:29,221 IS EVERYBODY OKAY WITH SHELLFISH? 594 00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:30,222 - MM-HMM. - YES. 595 00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:31,223 - FINE. GREAT. - MM-HMM. 596 00:26:31,257 --> 00:26:33,626 - OKAY. 597 00:26:33,660 --> 00:26:36,062 - THAT'S WHERE I KNOW YOU FROM, 598 00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:38,965 FROM THE WHITE PARTY. YOU GAVE ME CRABS. 599 00:26:38,998 --> 00:26:40,933 [slams down glass] 600 00:26:44,236 --> 00:26:47,640 - [chuckles] 601 00:26:47,674 --> 00:26:49,375 - ANYONE LIKE SOME MORE WINE? 602 00:26:49,408 --> 00:26:51,844 [clock chiming] 603 00:26:55,181 --> 00:26:57,016 - READY OR NOT? 604 00:26:57,049 --> 00:26:59,919 - [giggles] YOU'RE IN A GOOD MOOD. 605 00:26:59,952 --> 00:27:03,990 - [giggles] THE BEST. 606 00:27:04,023 --> 00:27:07,059 I AM FINALLY GOING TO BE AN OFFICIALLY SIGNED, 607 00:27:07,093 --> 00:27:09,128 SEALED, AND DELIVERED MOM. 608 00:27:09,161 --> 00:27:11,197 - ACTUALLY, I'M THE ONE WHO DELIVERED. 609 00:27:11,230 --> 00:27:15,034 - HEY, TWO OUT OF THREE AIN'T BAD. 610 00:27:15,067 --> 00:27:19,839 AND WE OWE IT ALL TO-- OH, JESUS, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT-- 611 00:27:19,872 --> 00:27:22,374 BRIAN. 612 00:27:22,408 --> 00:27:23,409 - I ALWAYS KNEW HE'D COME THROUGH. 613 00:27:23,442 --> 00:27:24,410 - MMM. 614 00:27:24,443 --> 00:27:28,080 I WAS SURE HE'D TELL US TO GO FUCK OURSELVES. 615 00:27:28,114 --> 00:27:31,183 - WELL, I'M SURE IT WASN'T EASY, I MEAN, GIVING UP HIS RIGHTS. 616 00:27:38,825 --> 00:27:41,360 - HE DIDN'T EVEN SEEM TO CARE. 617 00:27:41,393 --> 00:27:44,430 - OH, I'M SURE HE CARED. - UH-HUH. 618 00:27:44,463 --> 00:27:48,167 - HE LOVES HIS SON, AND MORE THAN HE EVER THOUGHT. 619 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:52,438 - ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT GUS IS FINALLY OURS, 620 00:27:52,471 --> 00:27:55,441 BOTH OF OURS. 621 00:27:57,343 --> 00:27:58,778 [sultry country music] 622 00:27:58,811 --> 00:28:03,415 - * BABY, YOU KNOW, IF I HIDE THE KEY * 623 00:28:03,449 --> 00:28:08,921 * LET YOURSELF IN, NO NEED TO ASK ME * 624 00:28:08,955 --> 00:28:13,459 * THIS HOUSE AIN'T A HOME TILL YOU WALK THROUGH THE DOOR * 625 00:28:13,492 --> 00:28:18,965 * YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I'M WAITING FOR * 626 00:28:18,998 --> 00:28:22,869 * MY THOUGHTS ARE DIRTY, MY SHEETS ARE CLEAN * 627 00:28:22,902 --> 00:28:26,072 * I'VE GOT ONE THING ON MY MIND * 628 00:28:26,105 --> 00:28:27,373 GOD, I'VE MISSED TOUCHING YOU. 629 00:28:27,406 --> 00:28:30,777 * IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN 630 00:28:30,810 --> 00:28:31,744 [moaning and groaning] 631 00:28:31,778 --> 00:28:34,781 * CLOSE THE CURTAINS, UNPLUG THE PHONE * 632 00:28:34,814 --> 00:28:37,750 - OH! OH! 633 00:28:37,784 --> 00:28:41,120 * WELL, NO ONE'S HOME 634 00:28:41,153 --> 00:28:45,858 * YOU GOT THE PASSION, WE'LL CARRY RIGHT ON * 635 00:28:45,892 --> 00:28:53,499 * 'CAUSE BABY, WHEN YOU'RE HERE, BABY, I'M GONE * 636 00:28:53,532 --> 00:28:56,268 - WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN? 637 00:28:57,369 --> 00:28:58,838 [country music playing] 638 00:28:58,871 --> 00:29:00,907 - YOUR BET, TOMMY. 639 00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:04,210 - IF I WIN THIS HAND, NEXT ROUND'S ON ME. 640 00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:06,245 - OH, THE NEXT ROUND'S ON TOMMY. [laughter] 641 00:29:06,278 --> 00:29:08,247 THAT MEANS WE'RE GOING TO BE DRY AGAIN TONIGHT. 642 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:09,415 [laughter] 643 00:29:09,448 --> 00:29:12,418 - CALL YOU, RAISE YOU 10. 644 00:29:17,089 --> 00:29:20,526 - HOW'S IT GOING, POP? 645 00:29:20,559 --> 00:29:24,964 - BETTER DAYS, AND FOR SURE BETTER HANDS. 646 00:29:24,997 --> 00:29:26,432 SAY HELLO TO THE GUYS. 647 00:29:26,465 --> 00:29:27,533 - HELLO, GUYS. 648 00:29:27,566 --> 00:29:30,469 - I'M OUT. I WAS BLUFFING ANYWAY. 649 00:29:30,502 --> 00:29:33,405 - AS IF YOU WERE FOOLING ANYBODY. 650 00:29:33,439 --> 00:29:34,540 - WHAT'LL YOU HAVE, SONNY BOY? 651 00:29:34,573 --> 00:29:35,541 - BEER'S GOOD. 652 00:29:35,574 --> 00:29:37,243 - HOLD YOUR FIRE. 653 00:29:37,276 --> 00:29:40,312 A COUPLE OF YOUR BEST SCOTCHES, SPIKE. 654 00:29:40,346 --> 00:29:43,482 [phone ringing] 655 00:29:43,515 --> 00:29:45,084 - UNION HALL. 656 00:29:45,117 --> 00:29:48,054 - SO HOW'S THAT FANCY JOB OF YOURS? 657 00:29:48,087 --> 00:29:50,189 - MY FANCY JOB'S JUST FINE. 658 00:29:50,222 --> 00:29:52,158 I CAN'T COMPLAIN. - [chuckles] 659 00:29:52,191 --> 00:29:53,559 LEAVE THE COMPLAINING TO "THE WARDEN." 660 00:29:53,592 --> 00:29:56,562 IF IT WAS UP TO HER, I'D NEVER HAVE ANY FUN. 661 00:29:59,531 --> 00:30:02,134 LISTEN, UM-- 662 00:30:02,168 --> 00:30:04,937 I'M, UH, A LITTLE SHORT, YOU KNOW, END OF THE MONTH. 663 00:30:04,971 --> 00:30:06,939 I JUST, UH... 664 00:30:23,189 --> 00:30:25,557 YOU'RE A GOOD BOY. 665 00:30:25,591 --> 00:30:27,559 I'M KEEPING STRICT ACCOUNTS, 666 00:30:27,593 --> 00:30:29,595 EVERY GODDAMN PENNY. 667 00:30:29,628 --> 00:30:33,265 - I KNOW. 668 00:30:33,299 --> 00:30:35,902 - MR. EXECUTIVE IS TREATING. 669 00:30:44,576 --> 00:30:47,079 AND DON'T YOU WORK TOO HARD, NOW. 670 00:30:47,113 --> 00:30:50,216 - THANKS FOR THE ADVICE. 671 00:30:50,249 --> 00:30:52,985 - YOU GOT TO LEAVE SOME TIME FOR THE LADIES. 672 00:30:53,019 --> 00:30:54,486 - [chuckles] 673 00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:56,555 OH, I ALWAYS LEAVE TIME FOR THE LADIES. 674 00:30:56,588 --> 00:30:58,490 - BUT DON'T LET 'EM TIE YOU DOWN, YOU HEAR? 675 00:30:58,524 --> 00:30:59,959 - DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, POP. 676 00:30:59,992 --> 00:31:01,327 - 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL WANT TO DO, 677 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:02,962 NO MATTER WHAT THE HELL THEY SAY. 678 00:31:02,995 --> 00:31:05,932 - I THINK I CAN HANDLE IT. 679 00:31:11,337 --> 00:31:14,240 - YOU KNOW, YOU... 680 00:31:14,273 --> 00:31:18,144 AND ME, WE-- WE'RE A LOT ALIKE. 681 00:31:18,177 --> 00:31:21,080 - WE ARE. 682 00:31:21,113 --> 00:31:23,115 - WE WEREN'T MEANT TO SETTLE DOWN. 683 00:31:23,149 --> 00:31:25,985 - [chuckles] 684 00:31:26,018 --> 00:31:28,154 - SOMETIMES, GOD DAMN IT, I LOOK IN THE MIRROR, 685 00:31:28,187 --> 00:31:30,689 AND I SAY, "JACK KINNEY, YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH, 686 00:31:30,722 --> 00:31:35,027 YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN A FAMILY MAN." 687 00:31:35,061 --> 00:31:37,363 - [chuckles] THEN WHY DID YOU? 688 00:31:37,396 --> 00:31:40,532 WHY'D YOU MARRY MOM? WHY'D YOU HAVE ME? 689 00:31:44,170 --> 00:31:46,505 - JESUS, YOU'RE A SMART KID. 690 00:31:46,538 --> 00:31:48,674 YOU MEAN YOU NEVER FIGURED IT OUT? 691 00:31:48,707 --> 00:31:52,478 NOW, COME ON, SONNY BOY. SONNY BOY! 692 00:31:52,511 --> 00:31:55,414 YOU JUST STAY. 693 00:31:55,447 --> 00:31:58,417 COME ON, HAVE ANOTHER DRINK WITH YOUR OLD MAN. 694 00:32:01,220 --> 00:32:04,490 COME ON, HAVE ANOTHER DRINK. 695 00:32:04,523 --> 00:32:07,960 TWO MORE. 696 00:32:15,234 --> 00:32:17,069 - EVERYONE THINKS I'VE GONE SCHIZO. 697 00:32:17,103 --> 00:32:19,371 - NEVER BEEN SO HUMILIATED IN MY LIFE. 698 00:32:20,672 --> 00:32:21,707 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 699 00:32:21,740 --> 00:32:22,574 - DELETING YOU. 700 00:32:22,608 --> 00:32:24,576 LIKE I SHOULD HAVE DONE TO BEGIN WITH. 701 00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:26,578 - WHOA. 702 00:32:26,612 --> 00:32:30,049 DON'T I GET ONE LAST CHANCE? 703 00:32:30,082 --> 00:32:31,383 THINK OF ALL THE HOT SEX YOU'VE SCORED 704 00:32:31,417 --> 00:32:34,353 PRETENDING TO BE ME. 705 00:32:39,758 --> 00:32:42,061 COME INTO MY WORLD. 706 00:32:42,094 --> 00:32:45,764 - YOU DON'T HAVE A WORLD. YOU HAVE A WEB. 707 00:32:45,797 --> 00:32:47,966 - SIGN ON. 708 00:32:50,369 --> 00:32:52,004 - ALL RIGHT, 709 00:32:52,038 --> 00:32:54,506 BUT THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE. 710 00:32:56,375 --> 00:32:58,610 [magical whooshing] 711 00:32:58,644 --> 00:33:01,613 [techno music and ghostly voices] 712 00:33:01,647 --> 00:33:06,218 * 713 00:33:06,252 --> 00:33:14,226 [moaning and groaning] 714 00:33:15,527 --> 00:33:18,230 - [laughs] 715 00:33:23,702 --> 00:33:26,672 SO...WHICH ONE DO WE WANT TO TALK TO? 716 00:33:32,578 --> 00:33:34,780 - HIM, SURFER DUDE. 717 00:33:34,813 --> 00:33:37,616 SO HOW'S IT GOING? - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 718 00:33:37,649 --> 00:33:40,352 HE CAN'T HEAR YOU. YOU DON'T EXIST HERE, REMEMBER? 719 00:33:40,386 --> 00:33:43,822 YOU'VE GOT TO TALK THROUGH ME. 720 00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:46,525 - ALL RIGHT. WOW, GIVE A SCREEN NAME A LITTLE POWER, 721 00:33:46,558 --> 00:33:49,195 HE BECOMES A CONTROL FREAK. 722 00:33:49,228 --> 00:33:51,397 ASK HIM WHAT HE'S GOT ON. 723 00:33:51,430 --> 00:33:54,300 - WHAT ARE YOU WEARING, MAN? 724 00:33:55,567 --> 00:33:57,103 - JUST THE JOCKSTRAP. 725 00:33:57,136 --> 00:33:58,404 - WOW. [chuckles] 726 00:33:58,437 --> 00:33:59,338 IF LIFE WERE LIKE THE INTERNET, 727 00:33:59,371 --> 00:34:01,307 HALF OF PITTSBURGH WOULD BE NAKED. [laughs] 728 00:34:01,340 --> 00:34:03,642 ASK HIM WHAT HE'S INTO. - WHAT ARE YOU INTO? 729 00:34:03,675 --> 00:34:08,114 - JACKING OFF, SUCKING, JUST FOR STARTERS. 730 00:34:08,147 --> 00:34:10,449 - I COULD GET INTO THAT. 731 00:34:10,482 --> 00:34:13,519 - TELL HIM, UM-- - I KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 732 00:34:13,552 --> 00:34:17,556 IT'S WHAT YOU ALWAYS SAY. 733 00:34:17,589 --> 00:34:18,524 I'LL THROW YOU DOWN ON THE BED 734 00:34:18,557 --> 00:34:20,426 AND RIP THAT JOCK-STRAP OFF WITH MY TEETH. 735 00:34:20,459 --> 00:34:22,561 - YOU'RE MAKING ME SO HARD. 736 00:34:22,594 --> 00:34:24,196 - THEN I'D FLIP YOU OVER AND I'D SLAP THAT TIGHT, 737 00:34:24,230 --> 00:34:27,366 ROUND BUBBLE BUTT UNTIL YOU BEG ME TO FUCK...YOU. 738 00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:30,136 - YEAH, MAN. YOU'RE MAKING ME SO GORNY. 739 00:34:30,169 --> 00:34:32,838 - SO--SO GORNY? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? I DON'T-- 740 00:34:32,871 --> 00:34:34,440 [error bleeps] - SORRY, TYPO. 741 00:34:34,473 --> 00:34:36,442 I'M--I'M SO HORNY. 742 00:34:36,475 --> 00:34:40,179 - HEY, PITTS, IT'S ME. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 743 00:34:40,212 --> 00:34:41,813 - OH, MY GOD, IT'S "USEMYHOLE27." 744 00:34:41,847 --> 00:34:43,715 - YEAH, I'LL TELL HIM TO FUCK OFF. WE'RE BUSY. 745 00:34:43,749 --> 00:34:46,718 - I STILL WANT TO BE YOUR BOTTOM BOY. 746 00:34:49,721 --> 00:34:52,524 - E-MAIL YOUR ADDRESS. I'LL COME OVER. 747 00:34:52,558 --> 00:34:53,725 - WHAT? 748 00:34:53,759 --> 00:34:55,427 - COOL. 749 00:34:55,461 --> 00:34:58,830 [magical whooshing] 750 00:34:58,864 --> 00:35:00,632 - DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST DID? 751 00:35:00,666 --> 00:35:03,202 - YEAH. 752 00:35:03,235 --> 00:35:04,770 I GOT YOU A DATE. 753 00:35:04,803 --> 00:35:05,771 - THANKS, DAVE. - OKAY. 754 00:35:05,804 --> 00:35:08,207 - GREAT DINNER, AS ALWAYS. 755 00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:09,341 - I'LL CALL YOU THIS WEEK, SWEETIE. 756 00:35:09,375 --> 00:35:13,179 - MWA. ADORABLE? 757 00:35:13,212 --> 00:35:16,148 - GOOD NIGHT, DAVID, THANK YOU. - GOOD NIGHT. 758 00:35:18,250 --> 00:35:20,219 OKAY. 759 00:35:21,853 --> 00:35:23,622 HEY, DON'T CLEAN UP. 760 00:35:23,655 --> 00:35:25,924 - IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO, AFTER THE MESS I MADE. 761 00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:28,494 HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT JAVIER NEVER TOLD ED 762 00:35:28,527 --> 00:35:29,828 HE WENT TO THE WHITE PARTY? 763 00:35:29,861 --> 00:35:32,331 - WELL, HE KNOWS NOW. [laughs] 764 00:35:32,364 --> 00:35:33,865 - OH, GOD. THERE GOES MY TRIP TO MYKONOS. 765 00:35:33,899 --> 00:35:35,867 I'M SUCH A JERK. - OH, YOU'RE NOT A JERK. 766 00:35:35,901 --> 00:35:38,237 - I AM A JERK. I'VE NEVER BEEN ANYWHERE, 767 00:35:38,270 --> 00:35:39,905 I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING. - SO WHAT? 768 00:35:39,938 --> 00:35:41,540 - I BARELY MADE IT THROUGH ONE SEMESTER 769 00:35:41,573 --> 00:35:43,642 OF COMMUNITY COLLEGE. - SO WHAT? 770 00:35:43,675 --> 00:35:45,677 - LIKE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHICH FUCKING FORK TO USE. 771 00:35:45,711 --> 00:35:47,779 - MICHAEL, IT DOESN'T MATTER. 772 00:35:47,813 --> 00:35:50,182 - IT MATTERS TO ME. 773 00:35:50,216 --> 00:35:52,851 - COME ON. - I-I CAN'T, I GOT TO GO. 774 00:35:54,286 --> 00:35:56,788 - WHAT? - I FORGOT MY CLOTHES FOR WORK. 775 00:35:56,822 --> 00:35:58,390 - MICHAEL. 776 00:35:58,424 --> 00:36:00,459 MI-- 777 00:36:00,492 --> 00:36:01,460 [door closing] 778 00:36:01,493 --> 00:36:02,728 OH. 779 00:36:02,761 --> 00:36:05,264 [scoffs] 780 00:36:05,297 --> 00:36:06,332 - HE'S GONNA OPEN THAT DOOR, 781 00:36:06,365 --> 00:36:09,768 TAKE ONE LOOK AT ME, AND LAUGH, RIGHT IN MY FACE. 782 00:36:09,801 --> 00:36:11,203 - HE LIKED YOU ONLINE. 783 00:36:11,237 --> 00:36:13,739 - YEAH, THAT'S BECAUSE HE THOUGHT I WAS YOU. 784 00:36:13,772 --> 00:36:15,641 I'M THE CYRANO OF CYBERSPACE. 785 00:36:15,674 --> 00:36:17,576 - WHO? 786 00:36:17,609 --> 00:36:20,579 - NEVER MIND. 787 00:36:25,484 --> 00:36:27,453 [sighs] 788 00:36:27,486 --> 00:36:29,455 [knocking at the door] 789 00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:35,994 USEMYHOLE27? 790 00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:37,663 - [chuckles] 791 00:36:41,567 --> 00:36:45,604 PITTS9X6. 792 00:36:45,637 --> 00:36:46,705 [chuckles] 793 00:36:46,738 --> 00:36:48,374 I GUESS I'M NOT WHAT YOU EXPECTED. 794 00:36:48,407 --> 00:36:51,610 - WELL, I WAS GONNA SAY THE SAME THING. 795 00:36:51,643 --> 00:36:55,714 I MEAN, I GUESS YOU CAN TELL I'M NOT A BIG, BEEFY TOP. 796 00:36:55,747 --> 00:36:58,984 - DO I LOOK LIKE A HUNGRY, SUBMISSIVE BOTTOM? 797 00:36:59,017 --> 00:37:00,752 - WELL, YOU SURE HAD ME FOOLED. 798 00:37:00,786 --> 00:37:03,989 I MEAN, THE WAY YOU BEG TO BE DOMINATED. 799 00:37:04,022 --> 00:37:07,859 both: [laugh] - AND THE WAY YOU MADE ME BEG. 800 00:37:07,893 --> 00:37:11,930 YOU'RE THE MOST RUTHLESS PIG MASTER I'VE EVER TALKED TO. 801 00:37:19,338 --> 00:37:20,572 - THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING 802 00:37:20,606 --> 00:37:22,941 STANDING IN FRONT OF ME, HUH? 803 00:37:22,974 --> 00:37:25,911 DROP TO YOUR KNEES, PUSSY BOY. 804 00:37:29,648 --> 00:37:32,618 - YES, SIR. 805 00:37:32,651 --> 00:37:34,753 [zipper unzipping] 806 00:37:34,786 --> 00:37:37,323 [knocking at door] 807 00:37:37,356 --> 00:37:40,826 - EMMETT, YOU CAN'T KEEP LOSING YOUR KEY. 808 00:37:40,859 --> 00:37:42,794 [knocking continues] 809 00:37:44,463 --> 00:37:48,033 - [coughs] HEY, SONNY BOY. 810 00:37:48,066 --> 00:37:50,502 - OH, SHIT, YOU WENT TO SEE YOUR DAD. 811 00:37:50,536 --> 00:37:54,406 - HEY, STAY HERE AND HAVE A DRINK WITH YOUR OLD MAN. 812 00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:57,409 - ALL RIGHT, COME ON. COME ON. 813 00:38:12,491 --> 00:38:14,926 - WELL, WE-- WE LOST THE GAME. 814 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:17,663 [sniffs] - UH-HUH. LIFT UP YOUR ARMS. 815 00:38:17,696 --> 00:38:19,398 - THERE WE ARE. 816 00:38:19,431 --> 00:38:21,667 WE HAD A 13-POINT LEAD IN THE LAST TEN MINUTES. 817 00:38:21,700 --> 00:38:24,903 - ATTA BOY. [laughs] 818 00:38:27,706 --> 00:38:30,742 [sighs] AND THE BOYS DOWN AT ELECTRICAL, 819 00:38:30,776 --> 00:38:32,944 THEY MIGHT STRIKE. 820 00:38:32,978 --> 00:38:36,615 - YOU DON'T SAY. NOW YOUR PANTS. 821 00:38:36,648 --> 00:38:39,050 THERE YOU GO. - YEAH, TONY CATTERA'S 822 00:38:39,084 --> 00:38:40,686 THINKING ABOUT RETIRING NEXT SPRING, 823 00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:42,954 AND IF HE GOES, WELL, YOU KNOW. 824 00:38:42,988 --> 00:38:45,924 - WELL, GOOD FOR TONY. 825 00:38:51,897 --> 00:38:54,866 [sighs] NOW GET IN. 826 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:05,744 [bell dinging] 827 00:39:10,582 --> 00:39:12,050 - [laughs] 828 00:39:12,083 --> 00:39:16,388 YOU SHOULD'VE HEARD HIM. 829 00:39:16,422 --> 00:39:20,792 "HOW'S MY SUCCESSFUL SON? 830 00:39:20,826 --> 00:39:24,930 I'M A LITTLE SHORT OF CASH." 831 00:39:24,963 --> 00:39:27,165 NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN A FAMILY MAN." 832 00:39:27,198 --> 00:39:31,937 - THAT'S ANCIENT HISTORY. NOW, GO TO SLEEP. 833 00:39:31,970 --> 00:39:35,173 - [laughs] HE NEVER CHANGES, 834 00:39:35,206 --> 00:39:39,745 NOT HIS BULLSHIT, 835 00:39:39,778 --> 00:39:43,549 NOT HIS LIFE. 836 00:39:46,685 --> 00:39:50,489 - WHEN ARE YOU EVER GONNA LEARN? 837 00:39:50,522 --> 00:39:53,992 THAT'S ALL HE IS. 838 00:39:54,025 --> 00:39:56,928 THAT'S ALL HE CAN BE. 839 00:40:02,067 --> 00:40:05,737 - [sobbing quietly] 840 00:40:26,958 --> 00:40:28,159 [disco music] 841 00:40:28,193 --> 00:40:29,795 - * LOOK AT THAT MAN - * OOH OOH 842 00:40:29,828 --> 00:40:33,532 - * THAT MAN HAS CONFIDENCE 843 00:40:33,565 --> 00:40:35,567 - * CONFIDENCE 844 00:40:35,601 --> 00:40:38,203 - * LOOK AT THAT MAN - * OOH, OOH OOH 845 00:40:38,236 --> 00:40:44,710 - * THAT MAN HAS STYLE - * STYLE 846 00:40:44,743 --> 00:40:49,581 - * NA, NA, NA, NA, NA, NA, NA, NA * 847 00:40:49,615 --> 00:40:50,816 * 848 00:40:50,849 --> 00:40:53,051 - MM. 849 00:40:53,084 --> 00:40:54,920 - WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 850 00:40:54,953 --> 00:40:58,256 - HONEY, YOU NAME IT. - [laughs] 851 00:40:58,289 --> 00:41:00,559 - [snorts] HOW 'BOUT YOU? 852 00:41:00,592 --> 00:41:01,693 - AH, I'VE BEEN STARING AT THE SAME GUY 853 00:41:01,727 --> 00:41:03,995 FOR THE LAST THREE HOURS. 854 00:41:08,099 --> 00:41:11,036 - HEY. - THERE YOU ARE. 855 00:41:11,069 --> 00:41:12,704 - HOW'D IT GO? - THIS BOTTOM'S 856 00:41:12,738 --> 00:41:14,906 ON TOP OF THE WORLD. 857 00:41:14,940 --> 00:41:16,642 I OWE IT ALL TO YOU, DUDE. 858 00:41:16,675 --> 00:41:18,810 - WHAT DID I HAVE TO DO WITH IT, "DUDE"? 859 00:41:18,844 --> 00:41:23,181 - AND DON'T WORRY. I AM NEVER GONNA DELETE YOU. 860 00:41:23,214 --> 00:41:26,151 - DELETE? OKAY, HAND OVER THE DRUGS. 861 00:41:30,155 --> 00:41:32,624 - SHUT YOUR HOLE. 862 00:41:32,658 --> 00:41:33,759 - EXCUSE ME. 863 00:41:33,792 --> 00:41:35,226 - YOU HEARD ME, PUSSY BOY. 864 00:41:35,260 --> 00:41:37,796 I WANT YOU TO GO DOWNSTAIRS, 865 00:41:37,829 --> 00:41:42,167 AND TELL THAT GUY THAT YOU'VE BEEN STARING AT ALL NIGHT 866 00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:46,772 TO GET DOWN ON HIS KNEES AND SERVICE YOUR COCK. 867 00:41:46,805 --> 00:41:48,206 - WHAT? 868 00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:49,841 - MOVE IT. 869 00:41:51,710 --> 00:41:54,613 MOVE IT. 870 00:41:57,348 --> 00:41:59,517 - YES, SIR. 871 00:42:01,186 --> 00:42:06,625 * NA, NA, NA, NA, NA, NA, NA, NA * 872 00:42:06,658 --> 00:42:10,128 * 873 00:42:10,161 --> 00:42:14,666 * NA, NA, NA, NA, NA, NA, NA, NA * 874 00:42:14,700 --> 00:42:18,136 - I HAD MY ASSISTANT FLAG THE PLACES FOR YOU TO SIGN. 875 00:42:18,169 --> 00:42:22,307 [baby cooing] 876 00:42:22,340 --> 00:42:24,175 - I NEED A PEN. 877 00:42:24,209 --> 00:42:26,578 - OH! [chuckles] GOT ONE. 878 00:42:26,612 --> 00:42:29,547 [baby crying] 879 00:42:31,216 --> 00:42:34,185 - THERE'S NO INK IN THERE. - I HAVE ONE. 880 00:42:36,855 --> 00:42:39,825 HERE YOU GO. 881 00:42:39,858 --> 00:42:42,828 [baby cooing] 882 00:42:46,164 --> 00:42:49,901 [baby crying] 883 00:42:53,171 --> 00:42:55,774 - BRIAN? 884 00:42:55,807 --> 00:42:58,109 - OH. [chuckles] - WHAT IS IT, SWEETIE? 885 00:42:58,143 --> 00:42:59,144 [baby crying] 886 00:42:59,177 --> 00:43:00,278 - HONEY, I THOUGHT YOU CHANGED HIM. 887 00:43:00,311 --> 00:43:03,949 I DID. MAYBE THAT NEW FORMULA DOESN'T AGREE WITH HIM. 888 00:43:03,982 --> 00:43:09,087 [baby crying] 889 00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:12,190 - WELL, I GUESS WE SHOULD GET ON WITH IT. 890 00:43:16,161 --> 00:43:17,796 - I CHANGED MY MIND. 891 00:43:17,829 --> 00:43:20,732 - BRIAN, PLEASE DON'T DO THIS. - [sighs] 892 00:43:20,766 --> 00:43:23,401 - I'M NOT SIGNING IT. 893 00:43:23,434 --> 00:43:25,370 - WE HAD AN AGREEMENT. 894 00:43:25,403 --> 00:43:29,374 - THAT WAS BEFORE. GUS DIDN'T EXIST THEN. 895 00:43:29,407 --> 00:43:31,409 - OH, GOD, I KNEW IT. 896 00:43:31,442 --> 00:43:34,045 - BRIAN, YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS TO US, 897 00:43:34,079 --> 00:43:35,714 AFTER WHAT HAPPENED AT THE HOSPITAL. 898 00:43:35,747 --> 00:43:37,382 - WELL, I'M SORRY FOR THAT. THAT WAS WRONG, 899 00:43:37,415 --> 00:43:41,753 BUT SO IS GIVING UP MY KID. 900 00:43:41,787 --> 00:43:46,858 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, SONNY BOY? [baby cooing] 901 00:43:54,332 --> 00:43:56,301 - [breathing sharply] 902 00:43:57,435 --> 00:43:59,304 - COULD YOU USE A BREAK? 903 00:43:59,337 --> 00:44:01,172 - I'M STILL WORKING OFF THE PAELLA. 904 00:44:01,206 --> 00:44:05,243 - [laughs] OOH, I COULD USE A FEW REPS MYSELF. 905 00:44:05,276 --> 00:44:07,012 COME ON. 906 00:44:11,082 --> 00:44:11,950 - LOOK, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU-- - MICHAEL, I WANT TO ABOUT-- 907 00:44:11,983 --> 00:44:13,819 - NO, I GOTTA TALK TO YOU ABOUT LAST-- 908 00:44:13,852 --> 00:44:15,286 - I GOTTA--PSH. - YOU GO FIRST. 909 00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:17,355 LOOK, I KNOW I DISAPPOINTED YOU. 910 00:44:17,388 --> 00:44:18,824 - NO, I LET YOU DOWN. 911 00:44:18,857 --> 00:44:20,926 - I'M AN IDIOT, AND I-- - I'M A JERK. 912 00:44:20,959 --> 00:44:23,128 I WAS INSENSITIVE. I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE SENSITIVE-- 913 00:44:23,161 --> 00:44:24,863 - I DON'T REALLY FIT IN WITH YOUR FRIENDS. 914 00:44:24,896 --> 00:44:25,864 I DON'T KNOW IF I EVER WILL. 915 00:44:25,897 --> 00:44:27,432 - WHEN TWO PEOPLE LIVE IN TWO SEPARATE PLACES-- 916 00:44:27,465 --> 00:44:29,034 - WE'RE FROM TWO TOTALLY DIFFERENT WORLDS. 917 00:44:29,067 --> 00:44:30,301 - THERE'S ONLY ONE THING THAT WE SHOULD DO. 918 00:44:30,335 --> 00:44:31,870 - I KNOW. I AGREE. 919 00:44:31,903 --> 00:44:33,905 - THERE'S NO OTHER CHOICE. 920 00:44:33,939 --> 00:44:37,909 - SO THIS IS IT, IT'S OVER. 921 00:44:37,943 --> 00:44:42,047 - OVER? WHAT'S OVER? I WANT YOU TO MOVE IN WITH ME. 922 00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:45,283 - * YOU PLAY DOCTOR - * I PLAY NURSE 923 00:44:45,316 --> 00:44:48,787 - * MY DIAGNOSIS MIGHT BE - * GETTING WORSE 924 00:44:48,820 --> 00:44:51,389 - * I FEEL A FEVER COMING ON STRONG * 925 00:44:51,422 --> 00:44:55,126 - * GONNA ROCK THE DOCTOR ALL NIGHT LONG * 926 00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:56,261 * 927 00:44:56,294 --> 00:44:57,262 - * OOH, YEAH 928 00:44:57,295 --> 00:45:01,166 * 929 00:45:01,199 --> 00:45:05,103 * I'M GONNA ROCK THE DOCTOR, MAKE HIM SEE * 930 00:45:05,136 --> 00:45:08,006 * HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO EXAMINE ME * 931 00:45:08,039 --> 00:45:11,209 * HOPE HE NEVER FINDS OUT THERE'S NOTHING WRONG * 932 00:45:11,242 --> 00:45:15,113 * WANNA ROCK THE DOCTOR ALL NIGHT LONG * 933 00:45:15,146 --> 00:45:18,349 - * DON'T NEED A COLD STEEL STETHOSCOPE * 934 00:45:18,383 --> 00:45:21,820 * JUST NEED HIS HEALING HANDS TO GROPE * 935 00:45:21,853 --> 00:45:24,355 * MASSAGE MY PAIN UNTIL IT'S GONE * 936 00:45:24,389 --> 00:45:27,826 - * I WANNA ROCK THE DOCTOR ALL NIGHT LONG * 937 00:45:27,859 --> 00:45:30,762 - * OOH, YEAH - * OOH, YEAH 938 00:45:30,796 --> 00:45:32,764 - * OOH, YEAH 939 00:45:32,798 --> 00:45:34,866 - * OOH, YEAH 940 00:45:34,900 --> 00:45:37,502 * I FEEL A FEVER COMING ON STRONG * 941 00:45:37,535 --> 00:45:41,372 - * WANNA ROCK THE DOCTOR ALL NIGHT LONG * 942 00:45:41,406 --> 00:45:42,841 * 943 00:45:42,874 --> 00:45:46,544 - * ROCK THE DOCTOR 944 00:45:46,577 --> 00:45:49,380 - * MY PULSE IS RACING, BABY 945 00:45:49,414 --> 00:45:52,818 - * ROCK THE DOCTOR 946 00:45:52,851 --> 00:45:54,252 * 947 00:45:54,285 --> 00:45:55,253 - * OH! 948 00:45:55,286 --> 00:45:57,488 * 949 00:45:57,522 --> 00:45:58,924 * OH! 950 00:45:58,957 --> 00:46:01,126 - * WHY, DOCTOR 951 00:46:01,159 --> 00:46:04,462 - * DOCTOR, YOU'VE DEVELOPED QUITE A GROWTH * 952 00:46:04,495 --> 00:46:07,899 * ADMINISTER THE HIPPOCRATIC OATH * 953 00:46:07,933 --> 00:46:10,902 * I JUST KNEW THAT WE'D GET ALONG * 954 00:46:10,936 --> 00:46:12,537 - * ROCK YOUR DOCTOR 955 00:46:12,570 --> 00:46:16,875 - * ALL NIGHT LO-O-ONG 956 00:46:16,908 --> 00:46:19,144 * 957 00:46:19,177 --> 00:46:22,814 * YOU PLAY DOCTOR - * I'LL PLAY NURSE 958 00:46:22,848 --> 00:46:26,017 - * MY DIAGNOSIS MIGHT BE - * GETTING WORSE 959 00:46:26,051 --> 00:46:28,586 - * I FEEL A FEVER COMING ON STRONG * 960 00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:33,524 - * WANNA ROCK THE DOCTOR ALL NIGHT LONG * 961 00:46:33,558 --> 00:46:35,560 - * OOH, YEAH 962 00:46:35,593 --> 00:46:37,295 * ROCK YOUR DOCTOR 963 00:46:37,328 --> 00:46:43,568 - * ALL NIGHT LO-O-ONG 68101

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