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[Greek Buck's Spunk ]
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- * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR,
ONE, TWO, THREE,
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* FOUR, FIVE, SIX
TAKE IT, DUDE *
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* ONE, TWO, THREE
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*
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* ONE, TWO, THREE--
- * FOUR
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* FOUR
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*
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- THANK YOU.
[applause]
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- [moaning]
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[grunting]
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[breathing heavily]
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[grunts]
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AH. AHH.
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[moaning with pleasure]
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OH!
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[panting]
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HOOK UP FOR REAL?
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- [computer voice]
GOOD-BYE.
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[laughter and chatter]
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- SO YOU'VE BEEN WORKING OUT.
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- WOULD YOU JUST SHOOT?
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- POOL IS A GAME OF PRECISION
AND SCIENCE, MY FRIEND.
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IT INVOLVES INTRICATE
EYE-HAND COORDINATION,
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GEOMETRY,
SPECIFIC GRAVITY,
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MOLECULAR DENSITY--
- IT'S A FUCKING BALL AND STICK.
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- WILL YOU TAKE THE SHOT,
MIKEY?
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- I CAN'T, I GOT TO GO
MEET DAVID.
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- WHY DOESN'T HE EVER
MEET YOU HERE?
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- UM, BECAUSE
HE DOESN'T LIKE MY FRIENDS.
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- I DON'T LIKE
YOUR FRIENDS.
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- WHAT ABOUT HIS FRIENDS?
DOES HE HAVE ANY?
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- HEY, I SUNK ONE.
- YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE STRIPES.
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- YEAH,
SURE HE HAS FRIENDS.
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- HAVE YOU EVER
MET ANY?
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- UM, NO.
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- MAYBE HE DOESN'T
WANT YOU TO.
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- HEY, THERE.
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- WELL, AT LEAST HIS FRIENDS
ARE HIS OWN AGE.
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- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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- I THOUGHT
IT WAS A SCHOOL NIGHT.
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- YOU'RE HERE.
- I'M A GROWN UP.
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- BARELY.
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- GO HOME.
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- [whispering] NO.
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- SO WHAT IS THIS,
ADOPT-A-TRICK?
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FIRST, HE'S A ONE-NIGHT STAND,
NOW, HE'S MOVED IN.
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- IT'S ONLY TEMPORARY.
- UH-HUH, UNTIL HE GROWS UP?
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- UNTIL I FIGURE OUT
WHAT TO DO WITH HIM.
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MIKEY.
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TELL THE DOC WE MISS HIM.
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- BYE. BYE.
- BYE.
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- SEE YA.
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- THAT COULD BE HIM.
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- WHO?
- USEMYHOLE27.
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- USEMYHOLE27?
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
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LIKE, 26 OTHER GUYS
HAVE USED HIS HOLE BEFORE YOU?
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- NO.
HE'S MY CYBER-BOYFRIEND.
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SWIMMER'S BUILD,
LEO-LIKE SMILE.
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IT'S THE BEST IMAGINARY SEX
I EVER HAD,
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BUT NOW IT'S OVER.
- HOW COME?
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- BECAUSE HE WANTS TO MEET ME.
- SO?
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- SO I'M NOTHING LIKE
MY PROFILE, SO.
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BIG, SMOOTH, 6'2",
195 POUNDS, 4% BODY FAT...
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UNCUT.
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- JESUS.
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I THINK I DID IT WITH YOU
JUST LAST WEEK.
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- EW.
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HOW WAS I?
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- DID YOU EVER CONSIDER
JUST TELLING HIM THE TRUTH?
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- UH, WHAT? WHAT,
THAT I'M A BIG, NELLY BOTTOM
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WHO WISHES HE WERE
A BEEFY, BRUTAL TOP,
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AND NEVER WILL BE?
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[baby crying]
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- YES, HELLO.
THIS IS LINDSAY PETERSEN.
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I NEED TO TALK
TO DR. PERSAUD.
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IT'S ABOUT GUS.
- OH, GOD.
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HE'S THROWING UP
AGAIN.
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SHH, SHH, SHH.
IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY.
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IT'S OKAY.
IT'S OKAY.
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HE'S BURNING UP,
HONEY.
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- OUR BABY'S SICK
AND I HAVE TO T--
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[baby cries]
[chuckles]
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THEY WANT US
TO LEAVE OUR NUMBER
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AND WHEN SHE CALLS IN,
THEY'LL GIVE HER THE MESSAGE.
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- GIVE IT TO ME.
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HELLO, UH,
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
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HI, CAROL.
THIS IS MELANIE MARCUS.
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LISTEN, WE NEED
TO REACH DR. PERSAUD.
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DOESN'T SHE USUALLY
LEAVE HER PAGER ON?
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OKAY, GREAT.
THEN I'D APPRECIATE IT
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IF YOU'D PLEASE CONTACT HER
WHILE I WAIT ON THE LINE.
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THANK YOU.
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- I LOVE YOU.
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[baby crying]
- SHH, SHH, SHH.
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- HELLO, DR. PERSAUD?
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HI,
IT'S LINDSAY PETERSEN.
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YEAH, IT'S GUS.
HE HAS A FEVER, 102,
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AND HE'S BEEN
THROWING UP--
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YES, ALL RIGHT.
THANK YOU.
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SHE SAID WE HAVE TO GO
TO THE HOSPITAL RIGHT AWAY.
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- OKAY, OKAY. LISTEN,
IT'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT.
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I'LL GET THE KEYS,
YOU GET HIS BLANKY.
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- OKAY.
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- BRIAN'S HOME.
YOU MEAN IT?
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MY MOM SAYS "HI."
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BRIAN SAYS "HI" TOO.
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YEAH.
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SO DOES DAD
ASK ABOUT ME?
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OH, IS HE STILL MAD?
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CAN YOU TALK TO HIM?
MAKE HIM UNDERSTAND?
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NO, NO, I CAN'T.
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I CAN'T COME HOME.
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NOT IF HE STILL
FEELS THAT WAY. [scoffs]
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MOM? MOM.
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I'M GOING TO GO.
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GIVE MOLLY
A KISS FOR ME.
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YEAH, YOU TOO.
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[sighs, clears throat]
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[sniffs]
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YOU KNOW, IT'S REALLY
NOT WORTH CRYING ABOUT.
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- I WASN'T CRYING.
JUST MY ALLERGIES.
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- YOUR FATHER'S AN ASSHOLE
WHO TREATS YOU LIKE SHIT.
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HE PRACTICALLY
KILLED ME.
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I SAY
FORGET ABOUT HIM.
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- YEAH,
BUT HE'S MY DAD.
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I MEAN, COULD YOU
FORGET ABOUT YOUR FATHER?
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- I ALREADY DID,
A LONG TIME AGO.
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- YOU MEAN YOU NEVER SEE HIM
OR TALK TO HIM?
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- WHAT FOR?
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- JUST TO HANG OUT,
BE TOGETHER.
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- [chuckles] YEAH, JUST BECAUSE
HE GOT MY MOTHER PREGNANT
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DOESN'T MEAN THAT THERE'S
SOME SPECIAL BOND BETWEEN US.
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HE SERVED HIS PURPOSE.
THAT'S ALL HE WAS GOOD FOR.
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- I COULD NEVER FEEL THAT WAY
ABOUT MY DAD.
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- WELL, THEN YOU'LL ALWAYS
BE HURT.
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[phone ringing]
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- HELLO?
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OH, HI.
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YEAH, HOLD ON,
HE'S RIGHT HERE.
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IT'S LINDSAY.
SHE SOUNDS UPSET.
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- AH!
both: [laugh]
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- QUIT IT.
- I CAN'T HELP IT.
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I SEE YOU, I JUST
WANT TO TAKE A BITE.
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- WHO CALLED?
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- OH, MY EX.
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- LORI?
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- YEAH,
I TOLD HER ALL ABOUT YOU.
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- WHAT'D YOU SAY?
- I SAID YOU WERE SMART,
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YOU WERE FUNNY,
AND YOU WERE SEXY.
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- I THOUGHT YOU STOPPED
LYING TO YOUR WIFE.
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- COME ON,
LET'S GO TO BED.
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- WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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- WHICH--
LET ME SEE.
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- PEOPLE IN THE PICTURE.
THEY LOOK NICE.
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THEY LOOK STRAIGHT.
- [laughs]
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THAT'S LAURA AND STEVE.
THIS IS ON NEW YEAR'S EVE.
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STEVE'S A UROLOGIST,
LAURA WORKS AT PITT.
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THEY'RE REALLY GOOD FRIENDS
OF MIND.
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- SO HOW COME
I'VE NEVER MET THEM?
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- OH, I DON'T KNOW.
YOU WANT TO MEET THEM?
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- I DON'T KNOW.
YOU WANT ME TO MEET THEM?
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- WHAT'S WITH YOU?
- NOTHING. I WAS JUST--
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I WAS DRIVING OVER HERE
TONIGHT
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WITH MY BAG OF STUFF
FOR TOMORROW,
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AND I JUST STARTED TO FEEL
LIKE SOMEBODY'S LITTLE SECRET.
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YOU KNOW, IT'S ALWAYS
JUST THE TWO OF US.
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- WELL, I HAVE TO ADMIT,
I KIND OF ENJOY IT THAT WAY,
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JUST HAVING YOU
ALL TO MYSELF,
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BUT IF YOU WANT
TO BE WITH OTHER PEOPLE--
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- NO, IT'S OKAY.
I'M SOR--
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I NEVER SHOULD HAVE
BROUGHT IT UP.
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- NO, I'M GLAD YOU DID.
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HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
SATURDAY NIGHT?
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- SATURDAY NIGHT?
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- YEAH, WE'LL HAVE
A DINNER PARTY.
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I'LL INTRODUCE YOU
TO THE GANG.
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- THE GANG?
NO, THAT'S OKAY.
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- NO, IT'S A GREAT IDEA,
YOU KNOW?
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I WANT THEM TO KNOW YOU,
AND YOU SHOULD KNOW THEM.
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AH!
[both laugh]
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[police siren
wailing in the distance]
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[beeping]
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[magical buzzing]
- HEY.
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
- [gasps]
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WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
HOW--HOW'D YOU GET IN HERE?
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HEY, I ASKED
A QUESTION FIRST.
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WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING DELETING ME?
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DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE ME?
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I'M "PITTS9X6."
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- HOW DO YOU KNOW
MY SECRET SCREEN NAME?
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- WELL, DUDE,
I AM YOUR SCREEN NAME.
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- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
DID--DID TED PUT YOU UP TO THIS?
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- PROFILE: BIG, SMOOTH,
6'2", 195 POUNDS,
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4% BODY FAT, UNCUT.
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- OKAY.
OKAY, I GET IT.
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MICHAEL AND TED
READ MY PROFILE,
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AND THEY PAID YOU TO COME HERE
AND MESS WITH MY HEAD.
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WELL,
MY GRIP ON REALITY
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IS A LITTLE TIGHTER
THAN EVERYONE SEEMS TO THINK.
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OKAY?
PITTS DOESN'T EXIST.
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HE'S A FANTASY, A FIGMENT
OF MY OVERACTIVE IMAGINAT--
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OH. OH, MY GOD.
[chuckles]
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IT'S TRUE.
YOU REALLY ARE--
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- 9X6,
THANKS TO YOU.
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- YEAH.
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OKAY,
I-I MUST BE DREAMING.
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I DON'T--
- THESE ARE SOME HOT TAPES.
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DAWSON'S CRACK.
MIND IF I POP IT IN?
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- OH, MY GOD,
I'VE COMPLETELY CRACKED.
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I'M TALKING
TO MY SCREEN NAME.
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OKAY, W-WHAT IS GOING ON?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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- WELL, I ALMOST WASN'T.
YOU WERE ABOUT TO DELETE ME.
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- OH. WELL,
I'M VERY SORRY,
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BUT I'M--
I'M THROUGH WITH YOU.
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- BUT I'M A HOTTIE.
EVERYBODY ONLINE WANTS ME.
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- EXACTLY. THEY WANT YOU,
THE FANTASY.
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NOT ME, THE REAL PERSON.
IT'S PATHETIC,
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MY SCREEN NAME HAS MORE FUN
THAT I DO.
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- HEY, YOU SAID YOU WISH
YOU COULD BE A BEEFY, BRUTAL TOP
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INSTEAD OF A BIG,
NELLY BOTTOM.
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WELL, IF I COULD TEACH YOU
HOW TO BE LIKE ME,
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WILL YOU LET ME LIVE?
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00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:16,283
- BUT I'M NOT LIKE YOU.
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- WELL...
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I CAME FROM SOMEWHERE,
DIDN'T I?
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[techno music]
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- OKAY, HERE WE GO.
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COMING THROUGH.
LOOK OUT, PLEASE.
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- WHAT ARE HIS SYMPTOMS?
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- UH, DIARRHEA,
VOMITING, FEVER.
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- DO YOU KNOW HOW HIGH?
- JUST UNDER 102
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THE LAST TIME WE CHECKED.
- YEAH, WE'RE--
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WE'RE WORRIED
ABOUT DEHYDRATION.
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- ALL RIGHT,
LET'S GET HIM CHECKED OUT.
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WHICH ONE OF YOU
IS THE MOTHER?
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- WELL--
- WELL, I'M THE BIRTH MOTHER.
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- WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK
WITH HIM THEN?
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AND YOU CAN WAIT HERE.
- ACTUALLY,
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WE'RE RAISING HIM TOGETHER.
WE'RE A COUPLE.
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- WELL, IN THAT CASE,
DO YOU HAVE ADOPTION PAPERS?
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- ADOPTION?
- HE MEANS FOR ME.
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NO, NOT YET.
WE PLAN TO FILE FOR--
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- I'M SORRY,
BUT WE CAN ONLY ALLOW
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THE CHILD'S LEGAL GUARDIANS
TO GO WITH HIM.
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- FINE. STOP TALKING.
JUST TAKE HIM, NOW, OKAY?
248
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- I'LL RUN BACK OUT
THE MINUTE I KNOW ANYTHING.
249
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- OKAY.
- I LOVE YOU.
250
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EXCUSE ME,
I NEED TO GO BACK THERE.
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YOU SEE, MY PARTNER
FORGOT OUR BABY'S BLANKET
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AND I DON'T WANT HIM TO BE
ANY MORE UPSET--
253
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- LOOK, MISS--
OR WHATEVER YOU ARE--
254
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I BELIEVE IT WAS ALREADY
EXPLAINED TO YOU
255
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THAT ONLY THE CHILD'S PARENTS
OR LEGAL GUARDIANS
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ARE PERMITTED
TO BE WITH HIM.
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- AND I BELIEVE IT NEEDS
TO BE EXPLAINED TO YOU
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THAT I'M THE ONE WHO LOVES HIM,
AND FEEDS HIM,
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AND WALKS HIM,
AND PLAYS WITH HIM,
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AND CHANGES HIM,
AND CLEANS UP HIS SHIT,
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AND WIPES UP HIS VOMIT,
AND PAYS THE BILLS,
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AND--
YOU LISTEN TO ME.
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I STAY UP HALF THE NIGHT
WORRYING
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THAT HE WILL GROW UP
TO BE HAPPY AND HEALTHY
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AND LOVED,
SO DON'T YOU DARE TELL ME
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I HAVE NO RIGHT
TO BE WITH HIM,
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YOU OFFICIOUS,
HOMOPHOBIC CUNT.
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- WHAT'S GOING ON?
HOW IS HE?
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- I DON'T--I DON'T KNOW.
THEY WON'T LET ME BACK THERE.
270
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,400
- WHY?
- I'M--I'M NOT LEGAL,
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I'M NOT ANYTHING, APPARENTLY,
EXCEPT GOING CRAZY.
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- WHAT IS THAT,
YOUR FUCKING BUREAUCRACY?
273
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- EXCUSE ME,
THIS IS THE FATHER.
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- I'LL TAKE YOU BACK.
- WELL, SHE'S GOING TOO.
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- NO, DON'T WORRY,
JUST GO, AND--
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UH, GIVE THIS TO HIM.
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[techno music and chatter]
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*
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- [straining]
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[exhaling]
NOT EVEN SIX MONTHS OLD
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AND ALREADY MY KID'S
A DRAMA QUEEN.
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- WELL, AT LEAST
YOU KNOW HE'S YOURS.
283
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- THE GOOD NEWS IS
HE'S ALL RIGHT.
284
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- YEAH, ONLY I HAD TO
GO TO THE HOSPITAL MYSELF
285
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BECAUSE SOMEONE
LEFT THEIR CELL PHONE OFF.
286
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- I HAD TO DEAL
WITH MY OWN CRISIS.
287
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DAVID'S THROWING
A DINNER PARTY,
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US AND TWO OTHER COUPLES.
ONE OF THEM'S STRAIGHT.
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- HE EATS
WITH STRAIGHT PEOPLE?
290
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- ICK. YOU NEVER KNOW
WHERE THEIR HANDS HAVE BEEN.
291
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:22,369
- SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
292
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- THE PROBLEM IS,
WHAT'LL I TALK ABOUT?
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- WHAT DO WE TALK ABOUT?
- WHAT WE'VE DONE,
294
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WHO WE'VE DONE,
WHO WE WANT TO DO. [laughs]
295
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- THESE PEOPLE
AREN'T LIKE US.
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THEY'RE PROFESSORS
AND DOCTORS AND THINGS.
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- WE'RE THINGS.
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AD EXECS, ACCOUNTANTS.
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- COUTURIERS
TO DISCO TRASH.
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- THE THING IS,
AFTER TWO MINUTES
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IT'LL BE PAINFULLY OBVIOUS
THAT I DON'T FIT IN,
302
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AND DAVID'LL DUMP ME
ON THE SPOT.
303
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- THEN WE BETTER
GET BUSY.
304
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RIGHT, PROFESSOR HIGGINS?
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- RIGHT, PICKERING.
[chuckles]
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WE'LL TURN YOU
FROM A SIMPLE FLOWER GIRL
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INTO A LADY.
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- SPEAKING OF LADIES,
GET TO WORK.
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- WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
310
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- TURNING YOU FROM A CANDY-ASS
INTO A STUD.
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NOW, LET'S SEE YOU
SPREAD 'EM.
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NOW!
- ALL RIGHT.
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[growls]
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[grunting]
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- WHAT'S WITH G.I. JANE?
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- [grunts]
- IF HE'S NOT CAREFUL,
317
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HE MIGHT ACTUALLY
BREAK A SWEAT.
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OR A NAIL.
- [chuckling]
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- [grunting]
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- HE'S DOWN,
FOR A WHILE, ANYWAY.
321
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- THAT'S GOOD. MM.
322
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:43,616
- HON, WHAT ARE YOU
THINKING ABOUT? [sighs]
323
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- HEBREW SCHOOL.
- [chuckles]
324
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HE'S STILL A LITTLE YOUNG,
DON'T YOU THINK? [laughs]
325
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- NO, WHEN I WAS A KID
IN HEBREW SCHOOL,
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RABBI PROTESH
USED TO SAY TO US,
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"IF YOU EVER FORGET
YOU'RE A JEW,
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A NON-JEW WILL
REMIND YOU."
329
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I ALWAYS WONDERED
WHAT HE MEANT,
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UNTIL EMILY MEREDITH CALLED ME
A "JAP" ON THE PLAYGROUND.
331
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- OH, THAT LITTLE BITCH.
332
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- WELL, THEN I KNEW
WHAT HE MEANT.
333
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I HAD FORGOTTEN
I WAS DIFFERENT,
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UNTIL I WAS
SO THOUGHTFULLY REMINDED.
335
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SAME THING HAPPENED
AT THE HOSPITAL LAST NIGHT.
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- WELL, THEY HAD NO RIGHT.
- YEAH, THEY DID.
337
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THEY HAD EVERY RIGHT,
BUT WE HAVE A RIGHT TOO,
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TO PROTECT OURSELVES.
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00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:36,503
- HOW?
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00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:40,273
- WE NEED TO TALK
TO BRIAN.
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- MISS MANNERS SAYS,
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"ALWAYS BE SURE
TO COMPLIMENT THE HOSTESS."
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- I AM THE HOSTESS.
344
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:54,054
- AND YOU LOOK LOVELY.
345
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- [chuckles]
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[sighs] OKAY.
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- ALL RIGHT, NOW.
UH, WHICH FORK'S FOR SALAD?
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00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:02,029
- GO FROM THE OUTSIDE IN.
349
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:04,331
- HEY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE
STUDYING FOR YOUR CALCULUS EXAM.
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00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:05,765
- I'M TAKING A BREAK.
351
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,500
- WELL,
GET BACK TO WORK.
352
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:09,469
- NOW, WHERE'S
THE BREAD PLATE?
353
00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:11,471
- ON YOUR LEFT.
354
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:14,474
- WATER GLASS?
- ON YOUR RIGHT.
355
00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:19,712
- WELL, AS LONG AS I ONLY HAVE
SALAD, BREAD, AND WATER,
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00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:21,681
I'M ALL SET.
357
00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:24,617
- ALL RIGHT, NOW,
TOPICS OF CONVERSATION.
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00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:27,020
UH, STAY CLEAR OF RELIGION
BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW
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WHERE ANYBODY STANDS.
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AVOID POLITICS
LIKE THE PLAGUE,
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00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:33,126
AND, UH, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY
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00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,228
STEER CLEAR
OF THE ECONOMY AS WELL.
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00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:37,230
- WELL, SO FAR
HE SHOULD HAVE NO TROUBLE.
364
00:16:37,264 --> 00:16:39,199
MIKEY'S NEVER TALKED
ABOUT RELIGION, POLITICS,
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00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:40,500
OR THE MARKET
IN HIS LIFE.
366
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,135
WELL, WHAT DO I
TALK ABOUT?
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00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:43,403
- MOVIES ARE ALWAYS
A SAFE BET
368
00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:46,539
IF YOU WANT TO APPEAR CURRENT
WITHOUT SOUNDING CONTROVERSIAL.
369
00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:50,610
- I SAW X-MEN SIX TIMES.
370
00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:53,080
- [laughs]
- YEAH, UH,
371
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:55,648
SOMEHOW I SUSPECT THAT WON'T
"WOW" THE ART HOUSE CROWD.
372
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:58,118
- LOOK, YOU'RE MAKING
TOO BIG A DEAL OUT OF THIS.
373
00:16:58,151 --> 00:17:01,254
YOU SHOW UP,
YOU TALK, YOU EAT.
374
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:05,425
- BUT THESE ARE DAVID'S
BEST FRIENDS.
375
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:06,826
YOU KNOW, I WANT TO MAKE
A GOOD IMPRESSION.
376
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:07,860
- AND YOU WILL,
377
00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:09,496
YOU JUST HAVE TO REMEMBER
A FEW SIMPLE RULES.
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UTENSILS, OUTSIDE IN.
- DON'T TALK ABOUT
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ANYTHING THAT MATTERS.
- MATTERS.
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00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:15,568
- DON'T TALK
WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL.
381
00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:17,504
- OH, WHAT IF I BURP?
382
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:18,705
- JUST COVER YOUR MOUTH
WITH YOUR NAPKIN
383
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,673
AND SAY "EXCUSE ME"
TO NO ONE IN PARTICULAR.
384
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,709
JUST BE YOURSELF, YOU WON'T
HAVE ANYTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
385
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,677
- [sighs]
386
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,646
I JUST KNOW SOMEHOW,
SOME WAY,
387
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:28,815
I AM GOING TO FUCK UP.
388
00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:31,151
- WELL SEE,
THAT'S WHAT HE MEANS.
389
00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:32,852
BE YOURSELF.
390
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:33,853
- [whispering]
OH, THAT LOOKS GOOD.
391
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,288
- [whispering] THAT LOOKS GOOD.
392
00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:37,157
- PUT THAT RIGHT THERE.
- LET ME TALK TO HIM.
393
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:38,758
YOU KNOW HOW YOU SET HIM OFF.
- OH, I PROMISE,
394
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:42,061
I WON'T SAY A WORD.
I WON'T SAY ANYTHING.
395
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:47,200
- HE SEEMS FINE TO ME.
396
00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:50,170
AREN'T YOU, SONNY BOY?
- THANK GOD, AFTER LAST NIGHT.
397
00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:52,439
- YESTERDAY, LIFE AND DEATH,
TODAY, TEA AND COOKIES.
398
00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:54,174
[chuckles]
- THEY'RE GOOD.
399
00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:56,243
- IT'S A MIX.
400
00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:59,546
[sighs]
- [clears throat]
401
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,648
- BUT IT MAKES YOU REALIZE
HOW IMPORTANT IT IS
402
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:04,617
TO BE PREPARED.
- [chuckles]
403
00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:06,186
- FOR WHAT?
404
00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:08,721
- FOR LIKE WHAT HAPPENED
WITH THAT NURSE.
405
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:11,224
- GOD, SHE WAS
A REAL BITCH.
406
00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:13,693
- [chuckles] THANK YOU.
407
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:15,462
- JUSTIN, WOULD YOU LIKE
SOME ICE CREAM?
408
00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:18,465
- NO, I'M OKAY.
409
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:21,434
- WHAT ARE YOU
GETTING AT?
410
00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:23,636
- WELL, IT'S SOMETHING
WE TALKED ABOUT
411
00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:27,774
BEFORE GUS WAS BORN, ONLY
WE NEVER GOT AROUND TO DOING IT.
412
00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:32,179
MELANIE WOULD LIKE TO PETITION
FOR SECOND-PARENT ADOPTION.
413
00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:33,313
- WHAT'S THAT?
414
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:35,715
- WELL, I'M NOT
GUS' BIOLOGICAL PARENT,
415
00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:38,485
LIKE LINDSAY OR BRIAN,
416
00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:41,554
SO I NEED TO FILE PAPERS
TO MAKE ME HIS LEGAL GUARDIAN.
417
00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:42,822
- ONLY MELANIE CAN'T
GET THE PROCESS GOING
418
00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:48,761
UNTIL YOU SIGN PAPERS AGREEING
TO GIVE UP YOUR PARENTAL RIGHTS.
419
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:51,431
- NO WAY.
HE'S GUS'S DAD.
420
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,600
- NO ONE'S DENYING THAT.
421
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,636
YOU KNOW YOU'LL ALWAYS BE
PART OF HIS LIFE,
422
00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:59,606
IN THE SAME WAY WE'LL ALWAYS BE
A PART OF EACH OTHER'S.
423
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:06,646
- YOU DON'T
HAVE TO CONVINCE ME.
424
00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:08,281
JUST TELL ME
WHERE TO SIGN.
425
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:09,582
- WHAT?
426
00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:10,917
- [sighs] OH.
- YOU MEAN YOU'RE ACTUALLY
427
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:12,485
GONNA DO IT?
- JUSTIN.
428
00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:15,255
- HE'LL BE BETTER OFF.
WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO?
429
00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:17,657
- SIGN SOME PAPERS.
I'LL HAVE THEM DRAWN UP.
430
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,692
- YOU CAN'T.
- WOULD YOU STAY OUT OF THIS?
431
00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:21,561
- YOU'RE HIS FATHER.
432
00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:25,198
- AND I'M TEACHING HIM
A LESSON:
433
00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:30,337
DON'T COUNT
ON YOUR OLD MAN.
434
00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:40,547
[techno music]
435
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:48,521
*
436
00:19:57,764 --> 00:20:00,233
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH YOUR ARM?
437
00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:01,834
- I CALL IT
THE "PRAISE JESUS."
438
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:04,704
- LOOKS LIKE
YOU'RE HAILING A CAB.
439
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:07,440
- I CALL IT THE WORST DANCING
I'VE EVER SEEN.
440
00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:08,608
- WHO ASKED YOU?
441
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:11,778
- DON'T GET SORE.
I'M JUST KIDDING.
442
00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:13,480
- SEE ANYONE HOT?
443
00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:16,283
- I HAVEN'T SEEN SO MANY DOGS
SINCE 101 DALMATIANS.
444
00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:19,619
- HEY, WHAT ABOUT THAT GUY
OVER THERE?
445
00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:22,655
- I'D LIKE
TO HOUSEBREAK HIM.
446
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:23,990
- I SUPPOSE
HE'S ALL RIGHT.
447
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:25,658
- YEAH, TRANSLATION:
WE DON'T HAVE THE GUTS
448
00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:26,626
TO GO AFTER HIM.
449
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:29,262
- SPEAK FOR YOURSELF,
LOSER.
450
00:20:36,303 --> 00:20:38,771
WELL, GO FOR IT.
451
00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:40,340
- YOU MADE ME
SPILL MY BEER.
452
00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:42,008
- SORRY.
- TELL HIM YOU'LL LICK IT
453
00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:43,676
OFF HIS CHEST.
- WHAT?
454
00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:44,911
- I SAID
YOU SPILLED MY BEER, MAN.
455
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:46,546
- SAY IT.
- UH, I-I'LL LICK IT
456
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:47,614
OFF YOUR CHEST.
- [scoffs]
457
00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:49,048
I'D RATHER
HAVE A NAPKIN.
458
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:53,286
- RIGHT, RIGHT.
OH, HERE.
459
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:54,287
- WELL,
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
460
00:20:54,321 --> 00:20:56,756
ASK HIM TO GO HOME. HEY, DUDE.
- HEY, DUDE--
461
00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:58,725
I NEVER SAY "DUDE."
- I CAN TELL YOU WANT IT BAD.
462
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,693
- I-I-I CAN TELL
YOU WANT IT BAD.
463
00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:01,961
- WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GET
OUT OF HERE AND DO THE NASTY?
464
00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:04,297
- WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE GET OUT OF HERE AND--
465
00:21:04,331 --> 00:21:05,898
YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M--
HE'S MAKING ME DO THIS. [laughs]
466
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:08,901
- FUCKING WEIRDO.
467
00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:13,540
- WELL, THAT WAS THE MOST
STUNNING DISPLAY OF INEPTITUDE
468
00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:15,342
I'VE EVER WITNESSED.
469
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:18,411
- HEY, HOW'D IT GO?
- FUCK OFF!
470
00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:27,053
[laughter and chatter]
471
00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:28,321
[doorbell ringing]
472
00:21:28,355 --> 00:21:30,490
- OH, WAIT.
473
00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:32,925
- DAVID, DAVID, DAVID.
- [clears throat]
474
00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:36,696
- AT LAST,
THE BOYFRIEND.
475
00:21:36,729 --> 00:21:37,764
- I'M SORRY I'M LATE.
476
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:39,832
- NONSENSE,
YOU'RE FASHIONABLE.
477
00:21:39,866 --> 00:21:42,669
I'M LAURA. LISTEN,
I'VE KNOWN DAVID FOREVER.
478
00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:45,037
SO IF THERE'S ANYTHING
YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT HIM--
479
00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:46,806
- WARNING:
DO NOT LISTEN TO DR. LAURA.
480
00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:47,907
- OH!
- [laughs]
481
00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:49,442
- I HATE
WHEN HE CALLS ME THAT.
482
00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:51,511
- YOU'VE GOT A Ph.D.
- IN ECONOMICS.
483
00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:53,680
- [laughs] HEY, YOU.
484
00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:55,482
- EXCUSE ME, SIR,
DO I KNOW YOU? YOU--
485
00:21:55,515 --> 00:21:56,816
- OH, HE'S FUNNY.
486
00:21:56,849 --> 00:21:59,819
- AND ADORABLE.
- AND ADORABLE.
487
00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:00,987
YOU SEE?
SHE THINKS YOU'RE ADORABLE.
488
00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:02,622
- [sighs]
489
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,023
I'M NERVOUS AS HELL.
490
00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:05,825
- RELAX. EVERYBODY'S
GOING TO LOVE YOU.
491
00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:07,560
- WHAT MAKES YOU
THINK THAT?
492
00:22:07,594 --> 00:22:09,796
- BECAUSE I DO.
493
00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:13,866
GO, GO, GO, GO.
494
00:22:21,774 --> 00:22:24,143
- "INSOUCIANT."
495
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:27,547
- UNCONCERNED,
NONCHALANT.
496
00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:30,149
THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE.
[grunts]
497
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:32,485
INSOUCIANT.
498
00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:36,723
- "SYCOPHANT."
499
00:22:36,756 --> 00:22:39,426
- UNCARING.
500
00:22:39,459 --> 00:22:41,761
- THAT'S WRONG,
IT MEANS ASS-KISSER.
501
00:22:41,794 --> 00:22:44,731
- IT DOESN'T SAY
"ASS-KISSER."
502
00:22:44,764 --> 00:22:48,100
- "ONE WHO SEEKS FAVOR
BY FLATTERY."
503
00:22:48,134 --> 00:22:50,136
ASS-KISSER.
504
00:22:50,169 --> 00:22:52,472
- WHO CARES
WHAT IT SAYS?
505
00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:54,607
HOW CAN YOU GIVE AWAY GUS?
506
00:22:54,641 --> 00:22:56,609
HE'LL THINK
YOU DIDN'T WANT HIM.
507
00:22:56,643 --> 00:22:58,010
- HE'LL BE RIGHT.
508
00:22:58,044 --> 00:23:02,449
- [scoffs]
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
509
00:23:02,482 --> 00:23:04,817
I WAS THERE
THE NIGHT GUS WAS BORN.
510
00:23:04,851 --> 00:23:05,685
I SAW YOU
GIVE HIM A KISS--
511
00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:07,887
- NOT EVERYONE'S CUT OUT
TO BE A FATHER.
512
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,456
- WELL, THEN, WHAT
ARE YOU GONNA TELL HIM,
513
00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:11,090
SOMEDAY WHEN HE'S OLD ENOUGH,
WHY YOU DIDN'T WANT HIM?
514
00:23:11,123 --> 00:23:13,025
- I'LL TELL HIM
THE TRUTH.
515
00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:15,562
THESE TWO DYKES I KNEW
WANTED A KID REALLY BAD,
516
00:23:15,595 --> 00:23:17,630
SO I JERKED OFF
INTO A CUP.
517
00:23:17,664 --> 00:23:20,032
- THAT'S NOT
ALL THERE IS TO IT.
518
00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:22,034
A BOY NEEDS A FATHER.
519
00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:23,570
BELIEVE ME, I KNOW.
- YEAH, WELL,
520
00:23:23,603 --> 00:23:27,707
YOU HAVEN'T HAD A FATHER
FOR ALMOST TWO WEEKS.
521
00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:32,745
- EVEN IF HE GETS ANGRY,
EVEN IF HE ISN'T ALWAYS THERE,
522
00:23:32,779 --> 00:23:35,615
IT'S BETTER THAN
NOT HAVING ONE AT ALL.
523
00:23:35,648 --> 00:23:38,651
- YEAH,
DON'T BE SO SURE.
524
00:23:38,685 --> 00:23:41,754
- YOUR FATHER
MUST HAVE LOVED YOU.
525
00:23:41,788 --> 00:23:43,623
HE PROBABLY JUST--
HE DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO SHOW IT.
526
00:23:43,656 --> 00:23:46,793
- [laughs] YEAH, HE KNEW
HOW TO SHOW IT ALL RIGHT,
527
00:23:46,826 --> 00:23:51,030
ESPECIALLY
AFTER HE'D HAD A FEW.
528
00:23:51,063 --> 00:23:53,533
- AT LEAST
HE DIDN'T GIVE YOU AWAY.
529
00:23:53,566 --> 00:23:57,537
"GARRULOUS."
- LOQUACIOUS, CHATTY.
530
00:23:59,572 --> 00:24:02,174
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
- OUT.
531
00:24:02,208 --> 00:24:03,776
- I THOUGHT
YOU WERE GOING TO HELP ME.
532
00:24:03,810 --> 00:24:06,746
- IF YOU WANT HELP,
CALL YOUR FATHER.
533
00:24:11,250 --> 00:24:13,486
- WHEW!
WHEN DAVID MAKES A MEAL,
534
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:16,689
YOU DON'T EAT FOR A WEEK.
- BEFORE OR AFTER.
535
00:24:16,723 --> 00:24:17,490
- I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU COULD COOK.
536
00:24:17,524 --> 00:24:19,992
- MM, YOU DO HAVE
A LOT TO LEARN.
537
00:24:20,026 --> 00:24:21,227
- GIVE HIM TIME,
AND HE'LL DISCOVER
538
00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:22,629
ALL MY LITTLE SECRETS.
539
00:24:22,662 --> 00:24:23,763
- LIKE UNDERWEAR.
540
00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:25,164
- LIKE--
[laughter]
541
00:24:25,197 --> 00:24:26,733
- YOU HAVE
AN UNDERWEAR FETISH?
542
00:24:26,766 --> 00:24:27,967
- ON OUR LAST TRIP
TOGETHER,
543
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:31,804
HE BROUGHT AN ENTIRE SUITCASE
OF JOCKEY SHORTS AND SOCKS.
544
00:24:31,838 --> 00:24:33,139
- DID YOU ALL
GO SOMEWHERE TOGETHER?
545
00:24:33,172 --> 00:24:35,041
- MM, TUSCANY,
LAST FALL.
546
00:24:35,074 --> 00:24:37,877
- WE RENTED A HOUSE--
- IT WAS FABULOUS.
547
00:24:37,910 --> 00:24:39,679
- AND THE FOOD!
- OH, SHE'S STILL
548
00:24:39,712 --> 00:24:40,813
TALKING ABOUT THE FOOD.
- [groans]
549
00:24:40,847 --> 00:24:42,982
- TRY GETTING SIX POUNDS
OF PROSCIUTTO THROUGH CUSTOMS.
550
00:24:43,015 --> 00:24:46,619
- HE EXAGGERATES. IT WAS FOUR.
- IT WAS SIX.
551
00:24:46,653 --> 00:24:48,555
- FOUR.
- SIX.
552
00:24:48,588 --> 00:24:49,922
- HAVE YOU EVER BEEN
TO ITALY?
553
00:24:49,956 --> 00:24:52,792
- UH, NO, BUT MY UNCLE VIC
SPENT A LOT OF TIME THERE.
554
00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:53,626
- OH, WAS HE ON BUSINESS?
555
00:24:53,660 --> 00:24:56,829
- NO, AIDS.
HE WENT THERE TO DIE.
556
00:24:56,863 --> 00:24:58,931
- OH.
557
00:24:58,965 --> 00:25:00,700
- I'M SORRY.
558
00:25:00,733 --> 00:25:02,201
- WELL,
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
559
00:25:02,234 --> 00:25:04,303
HE WAS REALLY SICK,
SO HE DECIDED
560
00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:07,940
TO TAKE THIS DREAM TRIP
TO ROME,
561
00:25:07,974 --> 00:25:10,142
AND THEN THE PROTEASE INHIBITORS
KICKED IN AND--
562
00:25:10,176 --> 00:25:11,944
NOW HE'S AT HOME,
AND HE'S FINE...
563
00:25:11,978 --> 00:25:13,145
all: OH.
- EXCEPT FOR SOME
564
00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:15,147
OCCASIONAL DIARRHEA.
565
00:25:18,718 --> 00:25:22,054
- I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO TAKE
MICHAEL AWAY FOR A WHILE,
566
00:25:22,088 --> 00:25:25,257
BUT, YOU KNOW--WELL,
HE WORKS SO HARD, AND, UH--
567
00:25:25,291 --> 00:25:26,759
- SO WHAT IS IT THAT YOU DO,
MICHAEL?
568
00:25:26,793 --> 00:25:29,829
- UM, I'M IN RETAIL.
569
00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:30,763
- REALLY? WHERE?
570
00:25:30,797 --> 00:25:33,966
- UM, THE BIG "Q."
571
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,202
- HE JUST GOT A PROMOTION.
HE'S A MANAGER.
572
00:25:36,235 --> 00:25:38,170
- THE BIG "Q"?
573
00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:39,772
EDDIE, ISN'T THAT
WHAT PEOPLE CALL YOU?
574
00:25:39,806 --> 00:25:43,309
[laughter]
575
00:25:43,342 --> 00:25:46,646
- I'VE SEEN THOSE STORES, BUT
I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY BEEN IN ONE.
576
00:25:46,679 --> 00:25:48,648
- THEY SELL EVERYTHING
YOU CAN IMAGINE.
577
00:25:48,681 --> 00:25:52,218
- BUT NOTHING
YOU'D WANT TO BUY.
578
00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:59,058
- UH, HAVEN'T I
SEEN YOU THERE?
579
00:25:59,091 --> 00:26:00,693
- EXCUSE ME?
580
00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:02,128
- I KNOW I KNOW YOU
FROM SOMEWHERE.
581
00:26:02,161 --> 00:26:03,295
DO YOU SHOP AT THE BIG Q?
582
00:26:03,329 --> 00:26:04,864
- HARDLY.
- OOH.
583
00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:08,200
- [snickering]
584
00:26:08,234 --> 00:26:10,169
- WELL, THE NEXT TIME
WE GO SOMEPLACE,
585
00:26:10,202 --> 00:26:11,704
YOU MUST COME WITH US.
- MM-HMM.
586
00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:15,808
- YEAH.
- HOW ABOUT MYKONOS FOR JULY?
587
00:26:15,842 --> 00:26:17,677
- UH, I ONLY GET
A WEEK OFF.
588
00:26:17,710 --> 00:26:18,945
- OH, YOU POOR THING.
589
00:26:18,978 --> 00:26:20,680
THAT IS WHY
I LOVE ACADEMIA.
590
00:26:20,713 --> 00:26:23,215
WE PROFESSORS
GET THE WHOLE SUMMER.
591
00:26:23,249 --> 00:26:24,951
- MM.
592
00:26:24,984 --> 00:26:28,020
- I SHOULD CHECK
THE SEAFOOD PAELLA.
593
00:26:28,054 --> 00:26:29,221
IS EVERYBODY OKAY
WITH SHELLFISH?
594
00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:30,222
- MM-HMM.
- YES.
595
00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:31,223
- FINE. GREAT.
- MM-HMM.
596
00:26:31,257 --> 00:26:33,626
- OKAY.
597
00:26:33,660 --> 00:26:36,062
- THAT'S WHERE
I KNOW YOU FROM,
598
00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:38,965
FROM THE WHITE PARTY.
YOU GAVE ME CRABS.
599
00:26:38,998 --> 00:26:40,933
[slams down glass]
600
00:26:44,236 --> 00:26:47,640
- [chuckles]
601
00:26:47,674 --> 00:26:49,375
- ANYONE LIKE
SOME MORE WINE?
602
00:26:49,408 --> 00:26:51,844
[clock chiming]
603
00:26:55,181 --> 00:26:57,016
- READY OR NOT?
604
00:26:57,049 --> 00:26:59,919
- [giggles]
YOU'RE IN A GOOD MOOD.
605
00:26:59,952 --> 00:27:03,990
- [giggles] THE BEST.
606
00:27:04,023 --> 00:27:07,059
I AM FINALLY GOING TO BE
AN OFFICIALLY SIGNED,
607
00:27:07,093 --> 00:27:09,128
SEALED,
AND DELIVERED MOM.
608
00:27:09,161 --> 00:27:11,197
- ACTUALLY, I'M THE ONE
WHO DELIVERED.
609
00:27:11,230 --> 00:27:15,034
- HEY, TWO OUT OF THREE
AIN'T BAD.
610
00:27:15,067 --> 00:27:19,839
AND WE OWE IT ALL TO--
OH, JESUS, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT--
611
00:27:19,872 --> 00:27:22,374
BRIAN.
612
00:27:22,408 --> 00:27:23,409
- I ALWAYS KNEW
HE'D COME THROUGH.
613
00:27:23,442 --> 00:27:24,410
- MMM.
614
00:27:24,443 --> 00:27:28,080
I WAS SURE HE'D TELL US
TO GO FUCK OURSELVES.
615
00:27:28,114 --> 00:27:31,183
- WELL, I'M SURE IT WASN'T EASY,
I MEAN, GIVING UP HIS RIGHTS.
616
00:27:38,825 --> 00:27:41,360
- HE DIDN'T EVEN
SEEM TO CARE.
617
00:27:41,393 --> 00:27:44,430
- OH, I'M SURE HE CARED.
- UH-HUH.
618
00:27:44,463 --> 00:27:48,167
- HE LOVES HIS SON,
AND MORE THAN HE EVER THOUGHT.
619
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:52,438
- ALL THAT MATTERS
IS THAT GUS IS FINALLY OURS,
620
00:27:52,471 --> 00:27:55,441
BOTH OF OURS.
621
00:27:57,343 --> 00:27:58,778
[sultry country music]
622
00:27:58,811 --> 00:28:03,415
- * BABY, YOU KNOW,
IF I HIDE THE KEY *
623
00:28:03,449 --> 00:28:08,921
* LET YOURSELF IN,
NO NEED TO ASK ME *
624
00:28:08,955 --> 00:28:13,459
* THIS HOUSE AIN'T A HOME
TILL YOU WALK THROUGH THE DOOR *
625
00:28:13,492 --> 00:28:18,965
* YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
I'M WAITING FOR *
626
00:28:18,998 --> 00:28:22,869
* MY THOUGHTS ARE DIRTY,
MY SHEETS ARE CLEAN *
627
00:28:22,902 --> 00:28:26,072
* I'VE GOT
ONE THING ON MY MIND *
628
00:28:26,105 --> 00:28:27,373
GOD, I'VE MISSED
TOUCHING YOU.
629
00:28:27,406 --> 00:28:30,777
* IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
630
00:28:30,810 --> 00:28:31,744
[moaning and groaning]
631
00:28:31,778 --> 00:28:34,781
* CLOSE THE CURTAINS,
UNPLUG THE PHONE *
632
00:28:34,814 --> 00:28:37,750
- OH! OH!
633
00:28:37,784 --> 00:28:41,120
* WELL, NO ONE'S HOME
634
00:28:41,153 --> 00:28:45,858
* YOU GOT THE PASSION,
WE'LL CARRY RIGHT ON *
635
00:28:45,892 --> 00:28:53,499
* 'CAUSE BABY, WHEN YOU'RE HERE,
BABY, I'M GONE *
636
00:28:53,532 --> 00:28:56,268
- WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN?
637
00:28:57,369 --> 00:28:58,838
[country music playing]
638
00:28:58,871 --> 00:29:00,907
- YOUR BET, TOMMY.
639
00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:04,210
- IF I WIN THIS HAND,
NEXT ROUND'S ON ME.
640
00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:06,245
- OH, THE NEXT ROUND'S ON TOMMY.
[laughter]
641
00:29:06,278 --> 00:29:08,247
THAT MEANS WE'RE GOING TO BE
DRY AGAIN TONIGHT.
642
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:09,415
[laughter]
643
00:29:09,448 --> 00:29:12,418
- CALL YOU,
RAISE YOU 10.
644
00:29:17,089 --> 00:29:20,526
- HOW'S IT GOING, POP?
645
00:29:20,559 --> 00:29:24,964
- BETTER DAYS,
AND FOR SURE BETTER HANDS.
646
00:29:24,997 --> 00:29:26,432
SAY HELLO TO THE GUYS.
647
00:29:26,465 --> 00:29:27,533
- HELLO, GUYS.
648
00:29:27,566 --> 00:29:30,469
- I'M OUT.
I WAS BLUFFING ANYWAY.
649
00:29:30,502 --> 00:29:33,405
- AS IF YOU WERE FOOLING
ANYBODY.
650
00:29:33,439 --> 00:29:34,540
- WHAT'LL YOU HAVE,
SONNY BOY?
651
00:29:34,573 --> 00:29:35,541
- BEER'S GOOD.
652
00:29:35,574 --> 00:29:37,243
- HOLD YOUR FIRE.
653
00:29:37,276 --> 00:29:40,312
A COUPLE OF YOUR BEST SCOTCHES,
SPIKE.
654
00:29:40,346 --> 00:29:43,482
[phone ringing]
655
00:29:43,515 --> 00:29:45,084
- UNION HALL.
656
00:29:45,117 --> 00:29:48,054
- SO HOW'S THAT FANCY JOB
OF YOURS?
657
00:29:48,087 --> 00:29:50,189
- MY FANCY JOB'S JUST FINE.
658
00:29:50,222 --> 00:29:52,158
I CAN'T COMPLAIN.
- [chuckles]
659
00:29:52,191 --> 00:29:53,559
LEAVE THE COMPLAINING
TO "THE WARDEN."
660
00:29:53,592 --> 00:29:56,562
IF IT WAS UP TO HER,
I'D NEVER HAVE ANY FUN.
661
00:29:59,531 --> 00:30:02,134
LISTEN, UM--
662
00:30:02,168 --> 00:30:04,937
I'M, UH, A LITTLE SHORT,
YOU KNOW, END OF THE MONTH.
663
00:30:04,971 --> 00:30:06,939
I JUST, UH...
664
00:30:23,189 --> 00:30:25,557
YOU'RE A GOOD BOY.
665
00:30:25,591 --> 00:30:27,559
I'M KEEPING
STRICT ACCOUNTS,
666
00:30:27,593 --> 00:30:29,595
EVERY GODDAMN PENNY.
667
00:30:29,628 --> 00:30:33,265
- I KNOW.
668
00:30:33,299 --> 00:30:35,902
- MR. EXECUTIVE
IS TREATING.
669
00:30:44,576 --> 00:30:47,079
AND DON'T YOU WORK
TOO HARD, NOW.
670
00:30:47,113 --> 00:30:50,216
- THANKS FOR THE ADVICE.
671
00:30:50,249 --> 00:30:52,985
- YOU GOT TO LEAVE SOME TIME
FOR THE LADIES.
672
00:30:53,019 --> 00:30:54,486
- [chuckles]
673
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:56,555
OH, I ALWAYS LEAVE TIME
FOR THE LADIES.
674
00:30:56,588 --> 00:30:58,490
- BUT DON'T LET 'EM
TIE YOU DOWN, YOU HEAR?
675
00:30:58,524 --> 00:30:59,959
- DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME,
POP.
676
00:30:59,992 --> 00:31:01,327
- 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT
THEY ALL WANT TO DO,
677
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:02,962
NO MATTER WHAT THE HELL
THEY SAY.
678
00:31:02,995 --> 00:31:05,932
- I THINK
I CAN HANDLE IT.
679
00:31:11,337 --> 00:31:14,240
- YOU KNOW, YOU...
680
00:31:14,273 --> 00:31:18,144
AND ME, WE--
WE'RE A LOT ALIKE.
681
00:31:18,177 --> 00:31:21,080
- WE ARE.
682
00:31:21,113 --> 00:31:23,115
- WE WEREN'T MEANT
TO SETTLE DOWN.
683
00:31:23,149 --> 00:31:25,985
- [chuckles]
684
00:31:26,018 --> 00:31:28,154
- SOMETIMES, GOD DAMN IT,
I LOOK IN THE MIRROR,
685
00:31:28,187 --> 00:31:30,689
AND I SAY, "JACK KINNEY,
YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH,
686
00:31:30,722 --> 00:31:35,027
YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN
A FAMILY MAN."
687
00:31:35,061 --> 00:31:37,363
- [chuckles]
THEN WHY DID YOU?
688
00:31:37,396 --> 00:31:40,532
WHY'D YOU MARRY MOM?
WHY'D YOU HAVE ME?
689
00:31:44,170 --> 00:31:46,505
- JESUS,
YOU'RE A SMART KID.
690
00:31:46,538 --> 00:31:48,674
YOU MEAN YOU NEVER
FIGURED IT OUT?
691
00:31:48,707 --> 00:31:52,478
NOW, COME ON, SONNY BOY.
SONNY BOY!
692
00:31:52,511 --> 00:31:55,414
YOU JUST STAY.
693
00:31:55,447 --> 00:31:58,417
COME ON, HAVE ANOTHER DRINK
WITH YOUR OLD MAN.
694
00:32:01,220 --> 00:32:04,490
COME ON,
HAVE ANOTHER DRINK.
695
00:32:04,523 --> 00:32:07,960
TWO MORE.
696
00:32:15,234 --> 00:32:17,069
- EVERYONE THINKS
I'VE GONE SCHIZO.
697
00:32:17,103 --> 00:32:19,371
- NEVER BEEN SO HUMILIATED
IN MY LIFE.
698
00:32:20,672 --> 00:32:21,707
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
699
00:32:21,740 --> 00:32:22,574
- DELETING YOU.
700
00:32:22,608 --> 00:32:24,576
LIKE I SHOULD HAVE DONE
TO BEGIN WITH.
701
00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:26,578
- WHOA.
702
00:32:26,612 --> 00:32:30,049
DON'T I GET
ONE LAST CHANCE?
703
00:32:30,082 --> 00:32:31,383
THINK OF ALL THE HOT SEX
YOU'VE SCORED
704
00:32:31,417 --> 00:32:34,353
PRETENDING TO BE ME.
705
00:32:39,758 --> 00:32:42,061
COME INTO MY WORLD.
706
00:32:42,094 --> 00:32:45,764
- YOU DON'T HAVE A WORLD.
YOU HAVE A WEB.
707
00:32:45,797 --> 00:32:47,966
- SIGN ON.
708
00:32:50,369 --> 00:32:52,004
- ALL RIGHT,
709
00:32:52,038 --> 00:32:54,506
BUT THIS IS
YOUR LAST CHANCE.
710
00:32:56,375 --> 00:32:58,610
[magical whooshing]
711
00:32:58,644 --> 00:33:01,613
[techno music
and ghostly voices]
712
00:33:01,647 --> 00:33:06,218
*
713
00:33:06,252 --> 00:33:14,226
[moaning and groaning]
714
00:33:15,527 --> 00:33:18,230
- [laughs]
715
00:33:23,702 --> 00:33:26,672
SO...WHICH ONE
DO WE WANT TO TALK TO?
716
00:33:32,578 --> 00:33:34,780
- HIM, SURFER DUDE.
717
00:33:34,813 --> 00:33:37,616
SO HOW'S IT GOING?
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
718
00:33:37,649 --> 00:33:40,352
HE CAN'T HEAR YOU.
YOU DON'T EXIST HERE, REMEMBER?
719
00:33:40,386 --> 00:33:43,822
YOU'VE GOT TO TALK
THROUGH ME.
720
00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:46,525
- ALL RIGHT. WOW, GIVE
A SCREEN NAME A LITTLE POWER,
721
00:33:46,558 --> 00:33:49,195
HE BECOMES
A CONTROL FREAK.
722
00:33:49,228 --> 00:33:51,397
ASK HIM
WHAT HE'S GOT ON.
723
00:33:51,430 --> 00:33:54,300
- WHAT ARE YOU WEARING,
MAN?
724
00:33:55,567 --> 00:33:57,103
- JUST THE JOCKSTRAP.
725
00:33:57,136 --> 00:33:58,404
- WOW. [chuckles]
726
00:33:58,437 --> 00:33:59,338
IF LIFE WERE
LIKE THE INTERNET,
727
00:33:59,371 --> 00:34:01,307
HALF OF PITTSBURGH
WOULD BE NAKED. [laughs]
728
00:34:01,340 --> 00:34:03,642
ASK HIM WHAT HE'S INTO.
- WHAT ARE YOU INTO?
729
00:34:03,675 --> 00:34:08,114
- JACKING OFF, SUCKING,
JUST FOR STARTERS.
730
00:34:08,147 --> 00:34:10,449
- I COULD GET INTO THAT.
731
00:34:10,482 --> 00:34:13,519
- TELL HIM, UM--
- I KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
732
00:34:13,552 --> 00:34:17,556
IT'S WHAT
YOU ALWAYS SAY.
733
00:34:17,589 --> 00:34:18,524
I'LL THROW YOU
DOWN ON THE BED
734
00:34:18,557 --> 00:34:20,426
AND RIP THAT JOCK-STRAP OFF
WITH MY TEETH.
735
00:34:20,459 --> 00:34:22,561
- YOU'RE MAKING ME
SO HARD.
736
00:34:22,594 --> 00:34:24,196
- THEN I'D FLIP YOU OVER
AND I'D SLAP THAT TIGHT,
737
00:34:24,230 --> 00:34:27,366
ROUND BUBBLE BUTT
UNTIL YOU BEG ME TO FUCK...YOU.
738
00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:30,136
- YEAH, MAN.
YOU'RE MAKING ME SO GORNY.
739
00:34:30,169 --> 00:34:32,838
- SO--SO GORNY?
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? I DON'T--
740
00:34:32,871 --> 00:34:34,440
[error bleeps]
- SORRY, TYPO.
741
00:34:34,473 --> 00:34:36,442
I'M--I'M SO HORNY.
742
00:34:36,475 --> 00:34:40,179
- HEY, PITTS, IT'S ME.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
743
00:34:40,212 --> 00:34:41,813
- OH, MY GOD,
IT'S "USEMYHOLE27."
744
00:34:41,847 --> 00:34:43,715
- YEAH, I'LL TELL HIM
TO FUCK OFF. WE'RE BUSY.
745
00:34:43,749 --> 00:34:46,718
- I STILL WANT TO BE
YOUR BOTTOM BOY.
746
00:34:49,721 --> 00:34:52,524
- E-MAIL YOUR ADDRESS.
I'LL COME OVER.
747
00:34:52,558 --> 00:34:53,725
- WHAT?
748
00:34:53,759 --> 00:34:55,427
- COOL.
749
00:34:55,461 --> 00:34:58,830
[magical whooshing]
750
00:34:58,864 --> 00:35:00,632
- DO YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU JUST DID?
751
00:35:00,666 --> 00:35:03,202
- YEAH.
752
00:35:03,235 --> 00:35:04,770
I GOT YOU A DATE.
753
00:35:04,803 --> 00:35:05,771
- THANKS, DAVE.
- OKAY.
754
00:35:05,804 --> 00:35:08,207
- GREAT DINNER,
AS ALWAYS.
755
00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:09,341
- I'LL CALL YOU THIS WEEK,
SWEETIE.
756
00:35:09,375 --> 00:35:13,179
- MWA. ADORABLE?
757
00:35:13,212 --> 00:35:16,148
- GOOD NIGHT, DAVID, THANK YOU.
- GOOD NIGHT.
758
00:35:18,250 --> 00:35:20,219
OKAY.
759
00:35:21,853 --> 00:35:23,622
HEY, DON'T CLEAN UP.
760
00:35:23,655 --> 00:35:25,924
- IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO,
AFTER THE MESS I MADE.
761
00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:28,494
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
THAT JAVIER NEVER TOLD ED
762
00:35:28,527 --> 00:35:29,828
HE WENT
TO THE WHITE PARTY?
763
00:35:29,861 --> 00:35:32,331
- WELL, HE KNOWS NOW.
[laughs]
764
00:35:32,364 --> 00:35:33,865
- OH, GOD. THERE GOES
MY TRIP TO MYKONOS.
765
00:35:33,899 --> 00:35:35,867
I'M SUCH A JERK.
- OH, YOU'RE NOT A JERK.
766
00:35:35,901 --> 00:35:38,237
- I AM A JERK.
I'VE NEVER BEEN ANYWHERE,
767
00:35:38,270 --> 00:35:39,905
I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING.
- SO WHAT?
768
00:35:39,938 --> 00:35:41,540
- I BARELY MADE IT
THROUGH ONE SEMESTER
769
00:35:41,573 --> 00:35:43,642
OF COMMUNITY COLLEGE.
- SO WHAT?
770
00:35:43,675 --> 00:35:45,677
- LIKE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHICH FUCKING FORK TO USE.
771
00:35:45,711 --> 00:35:47,779
- MICHAEL,
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
772
00:35:47,813 --> 00:35:50,182
- IT MATTERS TO ME.
773
00:35:50,216 --> 00:35:52,851
- COME ON.
- I-I CAN'T, I GOT TO GO.
774
00:35:54,286 --> 00:35:56,788
- WHAT?
- I FORGOT MY CLOTHES FOR WORK.
775
00:35:56,822 --> 00:35:58,390
- MICHAEL.
776
00:35:58,424 --> 00:36:00,459
MI--
777
00:36:00,492 --> 00:36:01,460
[door closing]
778
00:36:01,493 --> 00:36:02,728
OH.
779
00:36:02,761 --> 00:36:05,264
[scoffs]
780
00:36:05,297 --> 00:36:06,332
- HE'S GONNA
OPEN THAT DOOR,
781
00:36:06,365 --> 00:36:09,768
TAKE ONE LOOK AT ME,
AND LAUGH, RIGHT IN MY FACE.
782
00:36:09,801 --> 00:36:11,203
- HE LIKED YOU ONLINE.
783
00:36:11,237 --> 00:36:13,739
- YEAH, THAT'S BECAUSE
HE THOUGHT I WAS YOU.
784
00:36:13,772 --> 00:36:15,641
I'M THE CYRANO
OF CYBERSPACE.
785
00:36:15,674 --> 00:36:17,576
- WHO?
786
00:36:17,609 --> 00:36:20,579
- NEVER MIND.
787
00:36:25,484 --> 00:36:27,453
[sighs]
788
00:36:27,486 --> 00:36:29,455
[knocking at the door]
789
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:35,994
USEMYHOLE27?
790
00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:37,663
- [chuckles]
791
00:36:41,567 --> 00:36:45,604
PITTS9X6.
792
00:36:45,637 --> 00:36:46,705
[chuckles]
793
00:36:46,738 --> 00:36:48,374
I GUESS I'M NOT
WHAT YOU EXPECTED.
794
00:36:48,407 --> 00:36:51,610
- WELL, I WAS GONNA SAY
THE SAME THING.
795
00:36:51,643 --> 00:36:55,714
I MEAN, I GUESS YOU CAN TELL
I'M NOT A BIG, BEEFY TOP.
796
00:36:55,747 --> 00:36:58,984
- DO I LOOK LIKE
A HUNGRY, SUBMISSIVE BOTTOM?
797
00:36:59,017 --> 00:37:00,752
- WELL, YOU SURE
HAD ME FOOLED.
798
00:37:00,786 --> 00:37:03,989
I MEAN, THE WAY YOU BEG
TO BE DOMINATED.
799
00:37:04,022 --> 00:37:07,859
both: [laugh]
- AND THE WAY YOU MADE ME BEG.
800
00:37:07,893 --> 00:37:11,930
YOU'RE THE MOST RUTHLESS
PIG MASTER I'VE EVER TALKED TO.
801
00:37:19,338 --> 00:37:20,572
- THEN WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU DOING
802
00:37:20,606 --> 00:37:22,941
STANDING IN FRONT OF ME,
HUH?
803
00:37:22,974 --> 00:37:25,911
DROP TO YOUR KNEES,
PUSSY BOY.
804
00:37:29,648 --> 00:37:32,618
- YES, SIR.
805
00:37:32,651 --> 00:37:34,753
[zipper unzipping]
806
00:37:34,786 --> 00:37:37,323
[knocking at door]
807
00:37:37,356 --> 00:37:40,826
- EMMETT, YOU CAN'T KEEP
LOSING YOUR KEY.
808
00:37:40,859 --> 00:37:42,794
[knocking continues]
809
00:37:44,463 --> 00:37:48,033
- [coughs]
HEY, SONNY BOY.
810
00:37:48,066 --> 00:37:50,502
- OH, SHIT, YOU WENT
TO SEE YOUR DAD.
811
00:37:50,536 --> 00:37:54,406
- HEY, STAY HERE AND HAVE
A DRINK WITH YOUR OLD MAN.
812
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:57,409
- ALL RIGHT, COME ON.
COME ON.
813
00:38:12,491 --> 00:38:14,926
- WELL, WE--
WE LOST THE GAME.
814
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:17,663
[sniffs]
- UH-HUH. LIFT UP YOUR ARMS.
815
00:38:17,696 --> 00:38:19,398
- THERE WE ARE.
816
00:38:19,431 --> 00:38:21,667
WE HAD A 13-POINT LEAD
IN THE LAST TEN MINUTES.
817
00:38:21,700 --> 00:38:24,903
- ATTA BOY.
[laughs]
818
00:38:27,706 --> 00:38:30,742
[sighs] AND THE BOYS
DOWN AT ELECTRICAL,
819
00:38:30,776 --> 00:38:32,944
THEY MIGHT STRIKE.
820
00:38:32,978 --> 00:38:36,615
- YOU DON'T SAY.
NOW YOUR PANTS.
821
00:38:36,648 --> 00:38:39,050
THERE YOU GO.
- YEAH, TONY CATTERA'S
822
00:38:39,084 --> 00:38:40,686
THINKING ABOUT RETIRING
NEXT SPRING,
823
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:42,954
AND IF HE GOES,
WELL, YOU KNOW.
824
00:38:42,988 --> 00:38:45,924
- WELL,
GOOD FOR TONY.
825
00:38:51,897 --> 00:38:54,866
[sighs]
NOW GET IN.
826
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:05,744
[bell dinging]
827
00:39:10,582 --> 00:39:12,050
- [laughs]
828
00:39:12,083 --> 00:39:16,388
YOU SHOULD'VE HEARD HIM.
829
00:39:16,422 --> 00:39:20,792
"HOW'S MY SUCCESSFUL SON?
830
00:39:20,826 --> 00:39:24,930
I'M A LITTLE SHORT OF CASH."
831
00:39:24,963 --> 00:39:27,165
NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN
A FAMILY MAN."
832
00:39:27,198 --> 00:39:31,937
- THAT'S ANCIENT HISTORY.
NOW, GO TO SLEEP.
833
00:39:31,970 --> 00:39:35,173
- [laughs]
HE NEVER CHANGES,
834
00:39:35,206 --> 00:39:39,745
NOT HIS BULLSHIT,
835
00:39:39,778 --> 00:39:43,549
NOT HIS LIFE.
836
00:39:46,685 --> 00:39:50,489
- WHEN ARE YOU EVER
GONNA LEARN?
837
00:39:50,522 --> 00:39:53,992
THAT'S ALL HE IS.
838
00:39:54,025 --> 00:39:56,928
THAT'S ALL HE CAN BE.
839
00:40:02,067 --> 00:40:05,737
- [sobbing quietly]
840
00:40:26,958 --> 00:40:28,159
[disco music]
841
00:40:28,193 --> 00:40:29,795
- * LOOK AT THAT MAN
- * OOH OOH
842
00:40:29,828 --> 00:40:33,532
- * THAT MAN HAS CONFIDENCE
843
00:40:33,565 --> 00:40:35,567
- * CONFIDENCE
844
00:40:35,601 --> 00:40:38,203
- * LOOK AT THAT MAN
- * OOH, OOH OOH
845
00:40:38,236 --> 00:40:44,710
- * THAT MAN HAS STYLE
- * STYLE
846
00:40:44,743 --> 00:40:49,581
- * NA, NA, NA, NA,
NA, NA, NA, NA *
847
00:40:49,615 --> 00:40:50,816
*
848
00:40:50,849 --> 00:40:53,051
- MM.
849
00:40:53,084 --> 00:40:54,920
- WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
850
00:40:54,953 --> 00:40:58,256
- HONEY, YOU NAME IT.
- [laughs]
851
00:40:58,289 --> 00:41:00,559
- [snorts]
HOW 'BOUT YOU?
852
00:41:00,592 --> 00:41:01,693
- AH, I'VE BEEN STARING
AT THE SAME GUY
853
00:41:01,727 --> 00:41:03,995
FOR THE LAST THREE HOURS.
854
00:41:08,099 --> 00:41:11,036
- HEY.
- THERE YOU ARE.
855
00:41:11,069 --> 00:41:12,704
- HOW'D IT GO?
- THIS BOTTOM'S
856
00:41:12,738 --> 00:41:14,906
ON TOP OF THE WORLD.
857
00:41:14,940 --> 00:41:16,642
I OWE IT ALL TO YOU,
DUDE.
858
00:41:16,675 --> 00:41:18,810
- WHAT DID I
HAVE TO DO WITH IT, "DUDE"?
859
00:41:18,844 --> 00:41:23,181
- AND DON'T WORRY.
I AM NEVER GONNA DELETE YOU.
860
00:41:23,214 --> 00:41:26,151
- DELETE?
OKAY, HAND OVER THE DRUGS.
861
00:41:30,155 --> 00:41:32,624
- SHUT YOUR HOLE.
862
00:41:32,658 --> 00:41:33,759
- EXCUSE ME.
863
00:41:33,792 --> 00:41:35,226
- YOU HEARD ME,
PUSSY BOY.
864
00:41:35,260 --> 00:41:37,796
I WANT YOU
TO GO DOWNSTAIRS,
865
00:41:37,829 --> 00:41:42,167
AND TELL THAT GUY THAT
YOU'VE BEEN STARING AT ALL NIGHT
866
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:46,772
TO GET DOWN ON HIS KNEES
AND SERVICE YOUR COCK.
867
00:41:46,805 --> 00:41:48,206
- WHAT?
868
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:49,841
- MOVE IT.
869
00:41:51,710 --> 00:41:54,613
MOVE IT.
870
00:41:57,348 --> 00:41:59,517
- YES, SIR.
871
00:42:01,186 --> 00:42:06,625
* NA, NA, NA, NA,
NA, NA, NA, NA *
872
00:42:06,658 --> 00:42:10,128
*
873
00:42:10,161 --> 00:42:14,666
* NA, NA, NA, NA,
NA, NA, NA, NA *
874
00:42:14,700 --> 00:42:18,136
- I HAD MY ASSISTANT
FLAG THE PLACES FOR YOU TO SIGN.
875
00:42:18,169 --> 00:42:22,307
[baby cooing]
876
00:42:22,340 --> 00:42:24,175
- I NEED A PEN.
877
00:42:24,209 --> 00:42:26,578
- OH! [chuckles]
GOT ONE.
878
00:42:26,612 --> 00:42:29,547
[baby crying]
879
00:42:31,216 --> 00:42:34,185
- THERE'S NO INK IN THERE.
- I HAVE ONE.
880
00:42:36,855 --> 00:42:39,825
HERE YOU GO.
881
00:42:39,858 --> 00:42:42,828
[baby cooing]
882
00:42:46,164 --> 00:42:49,901
[baby crying]
883
00:42:53,171 --> 00:42:55,774
- BRIAN?
884
00:42:55,807 --> 00:42:58,109
- OH. [chuckles]
- WHAT IS IT, SWEETIE?
885
00:42:58,143 --> 00:42:59,144
[baby crying]
886
00:42:59,177 --> 00:43:00,278
- HONEY, I THOUGHT
YOU CHANGED HIM.
887
00:43:00,311 --> 00:43:03,949
I DID. MAYBE THAT NEW FORMULA
DOESN'T AGREE WITH HIM.
888
00:43:03,982 --> 00:43:09,087
[baby crying]
889
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:12,190
- WELL, I GUESS
WE SHOULD GET ON WITH IT.
890
00:43:16,161 --> 00:43:17,796
- I CHANGED MY MIND.
891
00:43:17,829 --> 00:43:20,732
- BRIAN, PLEASE DON'T DO THIS.
- [sighs]
892
00:43:20,766 --> 00:43:23,401
- I'M NOT SIGNING IT.
893
00:43:23,434 --> 00:43:25,370
- WE HAD AN AGREEMENT.
894
00:43:25,403 --> 00:43:29,374
- THAT WAS BEFORE.
GUS DIDN'T EXIST THEN.
895
00:43:29,407 --> 00:43:31,409
- OH, GOD, I KNEW IT.
896
00:43:31,442 --> 00:43:34,045
- BRIAN, YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT
THIS IS TO US,
897
00:43:34,079 --> 00:43:35,714
AFTER WHAT HAPPENED
AT THE HOSPITAL.
898
00:43:35,747 --> 00:43:37,382
- WELL, I'M SORRY FOR THAT.
THAT WAS WRONG,
899
00:43:37,415 --> 00:43:41,753
BUT SO IS
GIVING UP MY KID.
900
00:43:41,787 --> 00:43:46,858
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, SONNY BOY?
[baby cooing]
901
00:43:54,332 --> 00:43:56,301
- [breathing sharply]
902
00:43:57,435 --> 00:43:59,304
- COULD YOU USE A BREAK?
903
00:43:59,337 --> 00:44:01,172
- I'M STILL
WORKING OFF THE PAELLA.
904
00:44:01,206 --> 00:44:05,243
- [laughs] OOH, I COULD USE
A FEW REPS MYSELF.
905
00:44:05,276 --> 00:44:07,012
COME ON.
906
00:44:11,082 --> 00:44:11,950
- LOOK, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU--
- MICHAEL, I WANT TO ABOUT--
907
00:44:11,983 --> 00:44:13,819
- NO, I GOTTA TALK TO YOU
ABOUT LAST--
908
00:44:13,852 --> 00:44:15,286
- I GOTTA--PSH.
- YOU GO FIRST.
909
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:17,355
LOOK, I KNOW
I DISAPPOINTED YOU.
910
00:44:17,388 --> 00:44:18,824
- NO, I LET YOU DOWN.
911
00:44:18,857 --> 00:44:20,926
- I'M AN IDIOT, AND I--
- I'M A JERK.
912
00:44:20,959 --> 00:44:23,128
I WAS INSENSITIVE. I SHOULD
HAVE BEEN MORE SENSITIVE--
913
00:44:23,161 --> 00:44:24,863
- I DON'T REALLY
FIT IN WITH YOUR FRIENDS.
914
00:44:24,896 --> 00:44:25,864
I DON'T KNOW
IF I EVER WILL.
915
00:44:25,897 --> 00:44:27,432
- WHEN TWO PEOPLE LIVE
IN TWO SEPARATE PLACES--
916
00:44:27,465 --> 00:44:29,034
- WE'RE FROM TWO TOTALLY
DIFFERENT WORLDS.
917
00:44:29,067 --> 00:44:30,301
- THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
THAT WE SHOULD DO.
918
00:44:30,335 --> 00:44:31,870
- I KNOW. I AGREE.
919
00:44:31,903 --> 00:44:33,905
- THERE'S NO OTHER CHOICE.
920
00:44:33,939 --> 00:44:37,909
- SO THIS IS IT,
IT'S OVER.
921
00:44:37,943 --> 00:44:42,047
- OVER? WHAT'S OVER?
I WANT YOU TO MOVE IN WITH ME.
922
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:45,283
- * YOU PLAY DOCTOR
- * I PLAY NURSE
923
00:44:45,316 --> 00:44:48,787
- * MY DIAGNOSIS MIGHT BE
- * GETTING WORSE
924
00:44:48,820 --> 00:44:51,389
- * I FEEL A FEVER
COMING ON STRONG *
925
00:44:51,422 --> 00:44:55,126
- * GONNA ROCK THE DOCTOR
ALL NIGHT LONG *
926
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:56,261
*
927
00:44:56,294 --> 00:44:57,262
- * OOH, YEAH
928
00:44:57,295 --> 00:45:01,166
*
929
00:45:01,199 --> 00:45:05,103
* I'M GONNA ROCK THE DOCTOR,
MAKE HIM SEE *
930
00:45:05,136 --> 00:45:08,006
* HOW MUCH YOU WANT
TO EXAMINE ME *
931
00:45:08,039 --> 00:45:11,209
* HOPE HE NEVER FINDS OUT
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG *
932
00:45:11,242 --> 00:45:15,113
* WANNA ROCK THE DOCTOR
ALL NIGHT LONG *
933
00:45:15,146 --> 00:45:18,349
- * DON'T NEED
A COLD STEEL STETHOSCOPE *
934
00:45:18,383 --> 00:45:21,820
* JUST NEED HIS HEALING HANDS
TO GROPE *
935
00:45:21,853 --> 00:45:24,355
* MASSAGE MY PAIN
UNTIL IT'S GONE *
936
00:45:24,389 --> 00:45:27,826
- * I WANNA ROCK THE DOCTOR
ALL NIGHT LONG *
937
00:45:27,859 --> 00:45:30,762
- * OOH, YEAH
- * OOH, YEAH
938
00:45:30,796 --> 00:45:32,764
- * OOH, YEAH
939
00:45:32,798 --> 00:45:34,866
- * OOH, YEAH
940
00:45:34,900 --> 00:45:37,502
* I FEEL A FEVER
COMING ON STRONG *
941
00:45:37,535 --> 00:45:41,372
- * WANNA ROCK THE DOCTOR
ALL NIGHT LONG *
942
00:45:41,406 --> 00:45:42,841
*
943
00:45:42,874 --> 00:45:46,544
- * ROCK THE DOCTOR
944
00:45:46,577 --> 00:45:49,380
- * MY PULSE IS RACING, BABY
945
00:45:49,414 --> 00:45:52,818
- * ROCK THE DOCTOR
946
00:45:52,851 --> 00:45:54,252
*
947
00:45:54,285 --> 00:45:55,253
- * OH!
948
00:45:55,286 --> 00:45:57,488
*
949
00:45:57,522 --> 00:45:58,924
* OH!
950
00:45:58,957 --> 00:46:01,126
- * WHY, DOCTOR
951
00:46:01,159 --> 00:46:04,462
- * DOCTOR, YOU'VE DEVELOPED
QUITE A GROWTH *
952
00:46:04,495 --> 00:46:07,899
* ADMINISTER
THE HIPPOCRATIC OATH *
953
00:46:07,933 --> 00:46:10,902
* I JUST KNEW
THAT WE'D GET ALONG *
954
00:46:10,936 --> 00:46:12,537
- * ROCK YOUR DOCTOR
955
00:46:12,570 --> 00:46:16,875
- * ALL NIGHT LO-O-ONG
956
00:46:16,908 --> 00:46:19,144
*
957
00:46:19,177 --> 00:46:22,814
* YOU PLAY DOCTOR
- * I'LL PLAY NURSE
958
00:46:22,848 --> 00:46:26,017
- * MY DIAGNOSIS MIGHT BE
- * GETTING WORSE
959
00:46:26,051 --> 00:46:28,586
- * I FEEL A FEVER
COMING ON STRONG *
960
00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:33,524
- * WANNA ROCK THE DOCTOR
ALL NIGHT LONG *
961
00:46:33,558 --> 00:46:35,560
- * OOH, YEAH
962
00:46:35,593 --> 00:46:37,295
* ROCK YOUR DOCTOR
963
00:46:37,328 --> 00:46:43,568
- * ALL NIGHT LO-O-ONG
68101
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