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[opening theme music playing]
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I'm Conquistador Sam,
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and I'mma sailin' the high seas, lookin' for untouched land.
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Bingo!
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I hereby claim this land as Sam-Merica.
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Okay, let's see, now.
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I think I'll start by putting a four lane highway right through here.
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No, ten lane.
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Then I'll put some fast food places right over there.
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And maybe a mini-mall down that way a mega-mall over yonder,
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and them, some regular sized malls in between.
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I'll cover every square inch of this land
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with good old fashion concrete.
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Ehh. You've got some interesting ideas, Doc.
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But I'm happy with my island the way it is.
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Your island?
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I discovered this land. You're trespassing on Sam-Merica.
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But I've lived here for 20 years.
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Them you own me 20 years of back taxes.
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This here flag, changes everything.
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So that little flag means you own the entire island now?
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Heck yeah, does.
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Does that include this piece of driftwood?
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Yep, that's mine.
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Does it also includes that little sea shell?
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Also mine.
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And this coconut tree?
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Mine too.
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What about this seaweed?
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Also mine.
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Well, how about this swamp rock?
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Mine again.
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And this one?
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That's mine too.
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Okay, okay. What about that one over there?
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Mine, mine, mine.
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[growling]
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Oh!
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[Sam screaming] Oh! Down! Down, gator!
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Well, whaddya know? That rock was a giant alligator the whole time!
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Maybe I need to get my eyes checked. [laughs]
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[struggling walla]
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Down! Down, gator!
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[Sam screaming]
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[panting]
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Ah! Beautiful view, ain't it?
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Here, why don't you have a closer look.
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[screams]
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Consider yourself deported.
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Hey, Doc. What do you think of my new ship?
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What? That's my ship.
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Not according to this flag.
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Be prepared to be boarded.
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Now. Get out and stay out.
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And take your stupid flag back too.
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Looks like the island is officially mine now.
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[Bugs] Thanks, Doc.
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[screaming] Ooh!
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I'll blast that critter's hide off.
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Yoo-hoo, up here.
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Grrr!
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Hey!
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Nice wall Doc, but what's it for?
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It's for keeping ugly, smelly varmints like you, out!
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But what if you need something from the outside world?
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I won't. I've got everything I needed in here.
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Yes, sir.
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Everything that I need is behind this wall.
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Everything except your wallet.
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My wallet?
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You heard me, Doc. Unless this belongs to another Conquistador Sam.
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Give me that back right now.
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I can't on account of this big sturdy wall.
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Ooh! Them I'mma comin' over.
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[siren wails]
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Identification, please.
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Ah, well, I don't have it on me.
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So, jumping the wall with no ID, huh?
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But this is my country.
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Tell it to the judge, pal.
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Order, order. Order in the court.
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So crossing the border with no ID, huh?
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This is a grave offense.
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-But I-- -No but. You'll get the chair for this.
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No. Not the chair.
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The chair!
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Can't we talk this over?
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Absolutely not.
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It's the chair all the way.
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No. Anything but the chair.
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Tell it to the chair.
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Now, sit down!
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And make yourself comfortable.
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Hey.
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Well, what do you think?
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This ain't half bad.
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Yeah, a fella can get used to this kind of treatment.
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And you haven't even reclined yet.
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Don't mind if I do.
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[Sam screaming]
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[water splashing]
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Well, that's that.
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Hey, what gives?
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This time you're out of here for good, rabbit.
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Adios, amigo.
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[Bugs Bunny screaming]
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Ouch!
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Enjoy your new island rabbit.
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Well, I guess this is it.
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I better get used to eat clams.
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Hey, a pearl.
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Looks like something else is down here too.
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Wow! A treasure chest.
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What's this?
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Another treasure chest?
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[stuttering] Two treasure chests?
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And another? This situation couldn't get any better.
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Whoo! Hi, Mr. Bunny, wanna party with us?
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Well, I don't see why not.
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Party Cruise?
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It don't get much better than this.
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A new sports car?
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[Bugs Bunny cheering]
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What?
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Talk about lucky.
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Oh no, you don't. This is Sam-Merica territory now.
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We're switching places.
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I'm staying here forever.
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Goodbye key.
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Now, scram, rabbit. Let's kick this party up a notch.
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[whooping triumphantly]
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Enjoy your new island, Doc.
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I'll you stinky rabbit?
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This island is the greatest.
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I discovered it, and I--
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What the--
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[Sam screaming]
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[fireworks exploding]
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What Christopher Columbust.
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[closing theme music playing]
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[yawning]
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Well, it's time to put the cat out.
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[grunts] Come on, Sylvester.
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You know the drill.
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[stuttering] Cat's out at six forty fi...
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A quarter to seven.
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[thuds]
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[muffled]
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[theme music playing]
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[sizzling]
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[exclaims]
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[whooping triumphantly]
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[knife slashing]
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Oh!
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[screaming]
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[sinister instrumental music playing]
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[laughs maliciously]
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[mimicking duck call]
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Oh!
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[theme music playing]
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