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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,163 --> 00:00:02,014 Previously, on Family Law... 2 00:00:02,039 --> 00:00:04,679 - Have you been drinking? - What a horrible thing to suggest. 3 00:00:04,703 --> 00:00:06,124 Then explain the texts you sent to Felicity... 4 00:00:06,148 --> 00:00:08,053 I've never texted your one-night stand. 5 00:00:08,078 --> 00:00:11,234 "Stay away from my husband, you 'count'." 6 00:00:11,259 --> 00:00:12,981 You're washing your hands of him like you were never his mom 7 00:00:12,983 --> 00:00:14,516 ...just so you can get laid? 8 00:00:14,518 --> 00:00:16,485 The agreement stands. 50/50! 9 00:00:17,587 --> 00:00:18,654 Love you, Mom. 10 00:00:18,656 --> 00:00:20,480 Our moms are here with us in spirit, 11 00:00:20,505 --> 00:00:21,996 and we still have our awesome dads. 12 00:00:22,021 --> 00:00:23,992 You see what I got Nina for her birthday? 13 00:00:23,994 --> 00:00:25,093 A DNA kit. 14 00:00:25,118 --> 00:00:27,162 Here's hoping we find some long-lost relatives. 15 00:00:27,164 --> 00:00:28,640 Did you stick to Danielle's script? 16 00:00:28,665 --> 00:00:31,543 Word for word. It was a great interview! 17 00:00:31,568 --> 00:00:34,836 Except for the part where you're dating Crystal Steele. 18 00:00:34,838 --> 00:00:37,488 Thank for making this decision easy for me, Dad. 19 00:00:37,775 --> 00:00:39,570 I quit. 20 00:00:39,595 --> 00:00:40,694 Do you have dinner plans? 21 00:00:41,031 --> 00:00:42,544 Last night's takeout. 22 00:00:46,482 --> 00:00:47,860 Asha, this is... 23 00:00:47,885 --> 00:00:50,018 - my wife. - Hi. 24 00:00:50,020 --> 00:00:52,220 Let's do it, let's have a baby. 25 00:00:52,222 --> 00:00:54,423 I love you. 26 00:00:57,253 --> 00:00:59,361 Crystal Steele? That is... 27 00:00:59,363 --> 00:01:01,082 Baffling? Disturbing? 28 00:01:01,107 --> 00:01:02,106 Icky? 29 00:01:02,217 --> 00:01:03,383 All the above? 30 00:01:03,402 --> 00:01:05,802 If you think about it, she's exactly Harry's type. 31 00:01:06,074 --> 00:01:08,783 Strong, smart, opinionated... 32 00:01:08,808 --> 00:01:10,907 Even if you don't you agree with all those opinions. 33 00:01:10,909 --> 00:01:12,442 Age appropriate. 34 00:01:12,644 --> 00:01:14,869 Yeah, it's true. You know, he's never been the kind of guy 35 00:01:14,902 --> 00:01:16,580 to date Barbies half his age. 36 00:01:16,582 --> 00:01:18,548 He's always had strong taste in women. 37 00:01:18,854 --> 00:01:21,255 He just likes to taste too many of them at once. 38 00:01:22,292 --> 00:01:25,031 - The tenants move out soon. - Three weeks today. 39 00:01:25,056 --> 00:01:26,822 Not that I'm counting. 40 00:01:26,847 --> 00:01:29,638 - It'll be nice having you back home. - Ish. Home-ish. 41 00:01:33,929 --> 00:01:36,271 Hard to believe that little vial holds the DNA 42 00:01:36,296 --> 00:01:38,921 of a 6'2" Olympic rower and Howard grad. 43 00:01:38,946 --> 00:01:42,003 Or the DNA of a pathological liar 44 00:01:42,028 --> 00:01:43,394 who likes to masturbate into cups. 45 00:01:44,572 --> 00:01:46,786 Sorry. Nerves. 46 00:01:46,811 --> 00:01:47,811 You ready, Maggie? 47 00:01:47,813 --> 00:01:49,179 As ready I'll ever be. 48 00:01:49,181 --> 00:01:50,157 Okay. 49 00:01:50,182 --> 00:01:51,898 Would you like to do the honors? 50 00:01:55,095 --> 00:01:56,429 Ahem. 51 00:01:57,183 --> 00:01:59,656 All right, little Svensson-Roth... 52 00:01:59,658 --> 00:02:01,125 You mean Roth-Svensson. 53 00:02:10,228 --> 00:02:11,963 - That's it? - That's it. 54 00:02:11,988 --> 00:02:14,756 In and out faster than Carl Yankowitz. 55 00:02:14,781 --> 00:02:17,838 My first and last boyfriend. 56 00:02:19,490 --> 00:02:21,511 You'll need to file a transfer memo, 57 00:02:21,513 --> 00:02:23,588 and we'll need signed joint letters with your clients. 58 00:02:23,613 --> 00:02:24,812 Yup, on it. 59 00:02:24,837 --> 00:02:26,360 Make sure you're up to date with all your billing. 60 00:02:26,518 --> 00:02:27,683 I'm always up to date. 61 00:02:29,353 --> 00:02:30,799 Are you sure about this? 62 00:02:31,564 --> 00:02:34,157 Yannick's firm doesn't have half the reputation ours does. 63 00:02:34,159 --> 00:02:35,838 But they recognize my worth. 64 00:02:36,061 --> 00:02:39,232 I look forward to helping them build their reputation. 65 00:02:39,725 --> 00:02:42,033 You'll be a small cog in a big wheel. 66 00:02:42,721 --> 00:02:44,567 A wheel with no family... 67 00:02:44,756 --> 00:02:46,756 a wheel with a designated bike room. 68 00:02:48,416 --> 00:02:50,440 Morning, Mr. Svensson. Good weekend? 69 00:02:50,442 --> 00:02:51,675 Yes, thank you, Nina. 70 00:02:51,677 --> 00:02:52,575 Me too. 71 00:02:52,577 --> 00:02:54,544 My dad and I took a pastry-making class 72 00:02:54,546 --> 00:02:57,502 and then, on Saturday, we had an Alias marathon at his place. 73 00:02:58,916 --> 00:03:00,250 Morning, all. 74 00:03:00,416 --> 00:03:02,485 Nina, I need this FedEx'ed overnight, please. 75 00:03:02,487 --> 00:03:03,486 Okey-dokey. 76 00:03:03,488 --> 00:03:04,488 Lucinda, good morning. 77 00:03:07,703 --> 00:03:08,836 Hi, Harry. 78 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:17,901 Special delivery for Nina Beasley! 79 00:03:19,940 --> 00:03:21,171 DNA Donuts! 80 00:03:21,532 --> 00:03:23,198 Here you go. Help yourselves. 81 00:03:23,808 --> 00:03:25,075 Apologies, Ms. Bianchi, 82 00:03:25,077 --> 00:03:27,410 I know this is when Nina's supposed to start her workday. 83 00:03:27,412 --> 00:03:30,046 Yeah, we got our DNA results this morning 84 00:03:30,048 --> 00:03:31,514 and we wanted to open them together. 85 00:03:31,516 --> 00:03:33,116 Well, good. Knock yourselves out. 86 00:03:33,243 --> 00:03:34,909 - You first. - Okey-dokey. 87 00:03:35,725 --> 00:03:37,692 My family did DNA kits last year. 88 00:03:37,764 --> 00:03:39,866 Turns out my grandparents are first cousins. 89 00:03:40,726 --> 00:03:42,125 Weird. 90 00:03:42,127 --> 00:03:44,194 It says that I have a "sibling match". 91 00:03:44,196 --> 00:03:45,395 A half-brother. 92 00:03:45,397 --> 00:03:49,099 - But I'm an only child, right? - Right-a-rooni, Nina Beana. 93 00:03:49,492 --> 00:03:51,258 A younger brother. 94 00:03:51,661 --> 00:03:54,412 Mom had to have a hysterectomy after I was born. 95 00:03:59,377 --> 00:04:01,072 Are you suggesting... ? 96 00:04:02,158 --> 00:04:04,647 What kind of self-respecting man... 97 00:04:04,649 --> 00:04:06,967 Many, Bryan, many self-respecting men, 98 00:04:06,992 --> 00:04:08,504 including my father, 99 00:04:08,529 --> 00:04:10,208 and other men I know very well. 100 00:04:10,233 --> 00:04:12,255 Well, Paula was my high-school sweetheart, 101 00:04:12,257 --> 00:04:13,323 the love of my life. 102 00:04:13,325 --> 00:04:15,625 My one and only. 103 00:04:15,627 --> 00:04:17,327 - Seriously? - Why don't we just 104 00:04:17,329 --> 00:04:19,028 check Bryan's results and cross-check 'em? 105 00:04:19,053 --> 00:04:22,020 Ahh. That's usin' the ol' noggin, Cecil. 106 00:04:25,603 --> 00:04:27,837 See? That kid doesn't show up on mine. 107 00:04:28,037 --> 00:04:29,039 Bryan... 108 00:04:29,166 --> 00:04:31,441 Nina doesn't show up here, either. 109 00:04:31,819 --> 00:04:34,277 That would mean you and your dad don't share any DNA, 110 00:04:34,279 --> 00:04:36,212 which would mean he's not even really your... 111 00:04:36,237 --> 00:04:37,370 Ow! 112 00:05:12,066 --> 00:05:14,333 Well, the lab must have mixed up our samples. 113 00:05:15,011 --> 00:05:16,478 What a cock-up! 114 00:05:16,832 --> 00:05:18,565 I'm gonna... 115 00:05:18,590 --> 00:05:20,356 I'm gonna write a strongly-worded letter. 116 00:05:20,358 --> 00:05:22,232 Uh, Bryan... 117 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:25,929 I just want to know how you and your wife... 118 00:05:26,114 --> 00:05:28,429 Paula, God rest her beautiful soul. 119 00:05:28,454 --> 00:05:31,392 - How you and Paula... - Got pregnant with me? 120 00:05:31,532 --> 00:05:33,970 Um, they tried for two whole years. 121 00:05:33,972 --> 00:05:36,473 You ever see that movie "Cheaper by the Dozen"? 122 00:05:36,475 --> 00:05:38,508 Paula and I, we wanted a family like that. 123 00:05:38,510 --> 00:05:40,343 But Mom had uterine fibroids. 124 00:05:40,345 --> 00:05:42,399 So we decided to try in vitro... 125 00:05:42,424 --> 00:05:44,369 Paula's egg and my sperm... 126 00:05:44,394 --> 00:05:45,994 It took a few tries, but... 127 00:05:46,393 --> 00:05:49,272 - third time lucky. - Mom always used to say, 128 00:05:49,297 --> 00:05:52,055 "We weren't able to have more children, but it didn't matter, 129 00:05:52,201 --> 00:05:54,357 because we could never outdo you." 130 00:05:54,359 --> 00:05:56,392 Ohh! And she was right. 131 00:05:56,394 --> 00:05:57,694 You were... 132 00:05:57,696 --> 00:06:00,864 you are just perfection itself. 133 00:06:01,100 --> 00:06:03,225 Ohh, Dad. 134 00:06:04,486 --> 00:06:07,704 Uh, how about we get your DNA retested? 135 00:06:07,706 --> 00:06:10,406 I have a contact at a lab here in town. 136 00:06:10,408 --> 00:06:11,774 I could get it fast-tracked. 137 00:06:11,776 --> 00:06:12,976 Good idea, Ms. Bianchi. 138 00:06:12,978 --> 00:06:14,811 Yeah, we'll get this mess cleared up lickety-split. 139 00:06:15,847 --> 00:06:17,747 Hey, just out of curiosity, 140 00:06:17,749 --> 00:06:20,617 uh, what fertility clinic did you use? 141 00:06:20,619 --> 00:06:21,686 "Lasting Legacies." 142 00:06:21,711 --> 00:06:24,112 Rated number one on Yelp. 143 00:06:33,543 --> 00:06:34,668 Nice! 144 00:06:34,693 --> 00:06:37,200 You won't talk to Harry, but you'll still mooch his food. 145 00:06:37,202 --> 00:06:38,957 Gotta save money where I can... 146 00:06:39,762 --> 00:06:42,972 ... since Maggie could soon be eating for two. 147 00:06:43,974 --> 00:06:45,475 Are you... 148 00:06:45,477 --> 00:06:47,644 Yep. She was... 149 00:06:47,646 --> 00:06:51,981 - ... this morning. - Ew. But also... congratulations! 150 00:06:51,983 --> 00:06:53,650 Thanks. 151 00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:56,641 - So, you told her? - Mm-hmm. 152 00:06:56,666 --> 00:06:58,817 - And she was fine? - Mm-hmm. 153 00:07:00,479 --> 00:07:01,980 Well, then. 154 00:07:03,346 --> 00:07:04,578 That's great. 155 00:07:09,785 --> 00:07:13,128 _ 156 00:07:13,152 --> 00:07:15,667 _ 157 00:07:15,691 --> 00:07:18,714 _ 158 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:26,874 Are you leaving because of me? 159 00:07:26,969 --> 00:07:28,702 Or because of Harry? 160 00:07:29,007 --> 00:07:30,220 While working with you 161 00:07:30,222 --> 00:07:32,394 has truly been a career lowlight... 162 00:07:33,285 --> 00:07:34,987 - ... it's mostly Harry. - Figured. 163 00:07:35,926 --> 00:07:38,228 - I'll miss you. - Really? 164 00:07:38,230 --> 00:07:39,596 No. 165 00:07:39,598 --> 00:07:41,497 But at least you're the dickhead I know. 166 00:07:41,499 --> 00:07:44,085 Now I have to be junior to some rando dickhead. 167 00:07:45,964 --> 00:07:48,365 What, you didn't think Harry would replace you? 168 00:07:52,214 --> 00:07:53,610 Ahh. 169 00:07:58,927 --> 00:08:01,762 The doctor will be with you in just a moment. 170 00:08:08,326 --> 00:08:11,226 Mm! Forgive me. It's been a busy morning. 171 00:08:11,251 --> 00:08:13,463 I haven't had a chance to finish my breakfast. 172 00:08:13,465 --> 00:08:14,931 You must be Abigail. 173 00:08:14,933 --> 00:08:16,294 How can I help you? 174 00:08:16,768 --> 00:08:20,837 Ah, well, where to begin, Dr. Peterson. 175 00:08:20,839 --> 00:08:22,839 Oh, please, call me Dr. Doug. 176 00:08:22,841 --> 00:08:24,687 And don't you worry... 177 00:08:24,712 --> 00:08:26,376 You still have a few good years left. 178 00:08:26,378 --> 00:08:28,344 We have successfully impregnated many wom... 179 00:08:28,346 --> 00:08:29,879 No. No, no. That's not why I'm here. 180 00:08:29,881 --> 00:08:31,247 I'm a lawyer. 181 00:08:31,249 --> 00:08:34,484 I'm here on behalf of my client, Bryan Beasley. 182 00:08:34,864 --> 00:08:36,052 Beasley... 183 00:08:36,054 --> 00:08:38,154 He and his wife, Paula, were patients of yours 184 00:08:38,156 --> 00:08:39,622 a couple decades back. 185 00:08:39,624 --> 00:08:43,493 - I see so many couples. - They had a daughter, Nina. 186 00:08:43,495 --> 00:08:44,763 Paula's since passed away. 187 00:08:44,788 --> 00:08:46,474 - Aw, I'm sorry to hear that. - Mm-hmm. 188 00:08:46,499 --> 00:08:49,192 Father and daughter recently did one of those Ancestry kits. 189 00:08:49,217 --> 00:08:51,067 Oh, yeah, all the rage these days. 190 00:08:51,069 --> 00:08:52,368 Their DNA doesn't match. 191 00:08:53,986 --> 00:08:55,715 I... I don't understand. 192 00:08:55,740 --> 00:08:56,773 Neither do they. 193 00:08:56,775 --> 00:08:58,474 They're both clinging to the hope 194 00:08:58,476 --> 00:08:59,776 that the lab made a mistake, 195 00:08:59,778 --> 00:09:02,845 but you and I both know that's a fantasy. 196 00:09:02,847 --> 00:09:04,947 Ahem. 197 00:09:04,949 --> 00:09:07,450 Um... 198 00:09:07,872 --> 00:09:09,489 what did you say the name was again? 199 00:09:09,514 --> 00:09:10,849 - "Beasley." - Beasley... 200 00:09:10,874 --> 00:09:12,422 Yeah. Bryan and Paula. 201 00:09:12,833 --> 00:09:15,673 Oh, yeah. Okay. Here's the file. 202 00:09:16,494 --> 00:09:17,927 Yeah, everything appears to be in order. 203 00:09:17,929 --> 00:09:20,560 Mr. Beasley's sperm was used on three separate occasions. 204 00:09:20,585 --> 00:09:22,198 But it's not in order, is it? 205 00:09:22,247 --> 00:09:24,872 Because Bryan's not Nina's biological father. 206 00:09:27,327 --> 00:09:28,837 '98... 207 00:09:29,911 --> 00:09:32,308 You know, I had a lab technician back then, 208 00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:33,301 had to let her go. 209 00:09:33,326 --> 00:09:35,059 Narcotics addiction. 210 00:09:35,505 --> 00:09:37,094 I suppose it's possible 211 00:09:37,096 --> 00:09:39,330 that some sort of mix-up happened back then. 212 00:09:40,499 --> 00:09:42,247 Oh, goodness, I feel terrible. 213 00:09:42,272 --> 00:09:43,801 If there's anything I can do to help... 214 00:09:43,803 --> 00:09:45,870 Well, for starters, I'd like Nina's DNA tested 215 00:09:45,872 --> 00:09:47,747 against every donor at the clinic. 216 00:09:47,772 --> 00:09:49,773 I would love to help you with that, I really would, 217 00:09:49,775 --> 00:09:51,709 but we destroy all the samples after 20 years. 218 00:09:51,711 --> 00:09:53,892 Dr. Doug? 219 00:09:53,917 --> 00:09:57,317 - Your 11:00 is here. - And yet my chai latte isn't. 220 00:09:59,243 --> 00:10:01,521 Uh, my apologies. 221 00:10:01,546 --> 00:10:03,564 We're gonna have to pick this up at another time. 222 00:10:13,467 --> 00:10:15,968 Oh, you know what? I forgot my lucky pen. 223 00:10:20,111 --> 00:10:21,494 Gwyn, hi. 224 00:10:21,519 --> 00:10:22,736 It's Abigail Bianchi. 225 00:10:22,761 --> 00:10:24,441 Uh, if I got you another sample, 226 00:10:24,443 --> 00:10:26,310 could you fast-track that one, too? 227 00:10:26,980 --> 00:10:29,017 Oh, you're a peach. 228 00:10:35,114 --> 00:10:36,487 Lunches, check... 229 00:10:36,489 --> 00:10:38,188 - Thank you. - French horn, check. 230 00:10:38,364 --> 00:10:41,025 Hey, did you see that text from our tenants last night? 231 00:10:41,027 --> 00:10:43,060 - They're moving out on Friday. - Yeah, I saw. 232 00:10:43,062 --> 00:10:45,415 Yeah, well, we don't have to wait. I could move in this weekend. 233 00:10:46,132 --> 00:10:48,265 Let's stick to the original plan, okay? 234 00:10:48,267 --> 00:10:50,259 There's a lot going on these next couple weeks. 235 00:10:50,284 --> 00:10:52,056 Plus, we've given the kids a timeline. 236 00:10:52,370 --> 00:10:53,626 Let's not rock the boat. 237 00:10:55,173 --> 00:10:57,274 - Hi, Mom! - Hey, babe. 238 00:10:57,276 --> 00:10:59,043 One thing I bet you didn't know 239 00:10:59,045 --> 00:11:00,044 is that tornadoes 240 00:11:00,046 --> 00:11:02,679 can be as fast as Formula One race cars. 241 00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:04,037 Cool. 242 00:11:04,150 --> 00:11:05,349 Yeah, I know, right? 243 00:11:05,351 --> 00:11:08,695 - Can I ask you something personal? - Uh, no. 244 00:11:09,179 --> 00:11:11,499 When did you know you were pregnant? 245 00:11:12,058 --> 00:11:14,417 With Sofia, I had no idea 246 00:11:14,442 --> 00:11:16,018 until I started puking up my breakfast, 247 00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:18,600 but, with Nico, I knew right away. 248 00:11:18,625 --> 00:11:21,642 - A gut thing? - A boob thing. They ballooned! 249 00:11:21,667 --> 00:11:24,101 Frank thought he'd died and gone to heaven. 250 00:11:24,103 --> 00:11:26,075 It's been, what, days, right? 251 00:11:26,100 --> 00:11:28,667 And there's only a 20% chance on the first try. 252 00:11:28,692 --> 00:11:31,092 Well, try to relax. It's all you can do. 253 00:11:31,577 --> 00:11:33,243 Morning, Gazoo. 254 00:11:33,245 --> 00:11:35,879 - I can't believe you're leaving. - We'll still hang out. 255 00:11:35,881 --> 00:11:37,047 And you and Maggie 256 00:11:37,049 --> 00:11:38,716 will still have me over for Sunday dinners, right? 257 00:11:38,718 --> 00:11:39,883 Sunday dinners? 258 00:11:40,139 --> 00:11:43,454 I'd love to leave, too, but rents are astronomical. 259 00:11:43,456 --> 00:11:45,923 Well, no more in our building than anywhere else, I'm sure. 260 00:11:45,925 --> 00:11:47,658 Oh, the rent in our building's a sweet deal for Lucy. 261 00:11:47,660 --> 00:11:49,360 - Daniel... - Dad leases the whole floor. 262 00:11:49,362 --> 00:11:50,964 Lucy doesn't pay a dime. 263 00:11:55,835 --> 00:11:57,469 What about your phone line? 264 00:11:57,580 --> 00:12:00,003 - Utilities? - Back off, okay. 265 00:12:00,028 --> 00:12:01,916 Wifi, shared reception... ? 266 00:12:01,941 --> 00:12:04,241 No, no, no, and... no. 267 00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:07,945 Your messages... yours, and yours, and... 268 00:12:07,947 --> 00:12:09,446 - yours. - Thanks. 269 00:12:09,448 --> 00:12:11,448 He's interviewing Marco DiGenova? 270 00:12:11,450 --> 00:12:12,950 Guy's a preening douche bag. 271 00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:16,186 Great. It'll be like you never left. 272 00:12:16,188 --> 00:12:18,561 Gwyn, hi. 273 00:12:21,581 --> 00:12:23,787 Can't tell you how much I appreciate this. 274 00:12:24,412 --> 00:12:26,040 Thanks. 275 00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:27,636 Bye. 276 00:12:29,768 --> 00:12:31,402 Nina? 277 00:12:31,404 --> 00:12:33,837 Do you think you could get your, um... 278 00:12:33,839 --> 00:12:36,280 Bryan to come in? 279 00:12:38,281 --> 00:12:40,030 Are you sure? 280 00:12:41,713 --> 00:12:43,276 I'm sorry, Bryan. 281 00:12:43,979 --> 00:12:46,339 The lab results confirm it. 282 00:12:46,386 --> 00:12:50,888 Dr. Doug Peterson is Nina's biological father. 283 00:13:00,310 --> 00:13:02,310 My bank gave me a promotion. 284 00:13:02,335 --> 00:13:03,900 I'm relocating to Winnipeg. 285 00:13:03,925 --> 00:13:05,425 Winnipeg? 286 00:13:05,455 --> 00:13:06,988 More like a demotion. 287 00:13:06,990 --> 00:13:10,224 Says the man who works from home in his Gryffindor pajamas. 288 00:13:10,226 --> 00:13:11,425 Hufflepuff! 289 00:13:11,427 --> 00:13:14,903 And Harriet understands that I have a creative soul. 290 00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:16,407 Harriet's my new girlfriend. 291 00:13:16,432 --> 00:13:17,565 I'm moving into her place. 292 00:13:17,567 --> 00:13:18,900 Yeah, I give it three months until she realizes 293 00:13:18,902 --> 00:13:21,135 that you are a talentless leech. 294 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:24,107 - Why are you here? - Harriet is allergic to dogs. 295 00:13:24,132 --> 00:13:27,767 And my new condo in Winnipeg has a strict "no pets" policy. 296 00:13:28,410 --> 00:13:29,882 So, you're telling me, 297 00:13:29,907 --> 00:13:32,613 after a full year of fighting for him, 298 00:13:32,615 --> 00:13:33,848 neither of you wants Craig? 299 00:13:33,850 --> 00:13:36,450 We want to find him the perfect forever home. 300 00:13:36,452 --> 00:13:37,618 Which is my sister's place. 301 00:13:37,620 --> 00:13:39,720 Oh! No way. She's agoraphobic! 302 00:13:39,722 --> 00:13:41,689 Craig needs his walkies. My buddy Devon... 303 00:13:41,691 --> 00:13:43,291 ... Is stoned 24/7! 304 00:13:43,293 --> 00:13:45,026 I wouldn't trust him with a dust bunny. 305 00:13:45,028 --> 00:13:46,627 Enough! 306 00:13:46,629 --> 00:13:48,329 You're wasting my time and yours. 307 00:13:48,331 --> 00:13:50,865 Come back when you have a viable plan for Craig. 308 00:13:50,867 --> 00:13:52,500 I'm not paying for any more sessions. 309 00:13:52,502 --> 00:13:53,816 Ohh... 310 00:13:53,841 --> 00:13:56,875 Okay, "Hufflepuff"? Let's see how you do without me! 311 00:13:59,341 --> 00:14:01,309 - Hey, Harry. - Bryan! 312 00:14:01,311 --> 00:14:03,177 You can't just... 313 00:14:03,179 --> 00:14:05,346 Where's Nina? She's supposed to... 314 00:14:05,348 --> 00:14:07,181 I'm not Nina's biological father. 315 00:14:07,558 --> 00:14:09,784 Wish I had never given her that DNA kit, huh? 316 00:14:10,035 --> 00:14:11,367 I just thought it'd be fun 317 00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:13,993 if... we found some new cousins, or... 318 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:19,760 I'm very sorry to hear this, Bryan, but I have a meeting. 319 00:14:19,762 --> 00:14:22,663 I just wanted to talk father-to-father, you know? 320 00:14:23,164 --> 00:14:24,899 I mean, you know better than anyone 321 00:14:24,901 --> 00:14:27,311 that intense bond that dads have with their kids. 322 00:14:27,336 --> 00:14:29,369 Well, I don't know if I'm really the one... 323 00:14:32,207 --> 00:14:34,207 I could sure use a hug. 324 00:14:40,315 --> 00:14:42,326 Who mixes up sperm? 325 00:14:42,351 --> 00:14:46,121 Also, what were his samples doing there in the first place? 326 00:14:46,146 --> 00:14:48,679 I want to sue Dr. Doug for medical malpractice. 327 00:14:48,704 --> 00:14:49,803 Good luck with that. 328 00:14:49,909 --> 00:14:51,775 The fertility industry's like the Wild West. 329 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:54,148 - Really? - In cases like this, 330 00:14:54,173 --> 00:14:56,347 doctors have wound up with a short suspension... 331 00:14:56,372 --> 00:14:58,781 Or less, just a slap on the wrist. 332 00:14:58,806 --> 00:15:00,439 What are you, a sperm specialist? 333 00:15:00,865 --> 00:15:02,598 Had a case last year. 334 00:15:02,890 --> 00:15:05,405 Couple had one kid via in vitro before they split up. 335 00:15:05,407 --> 00:15:07,207 Dad still had sperm stored at the clinic, 336 00:15:07,209 --> 00:15:09,449 mom wanted another kid, dad didn't want his sperm used. 337 00:15:09,474 --> 00:15:10,949 - And you repped... ? - Mom. 338 00:15:10,973 --> 00:15:12,191 Judge ruled for my client, 339 00:15:12,216 --> 00:15:14,049 since the sperm was banked while they were still together. 340 00:15:14,074 --> 00:15:15,273 Ah, the law was on your side. 341 00:15:15,310 --> 00:15:17,310 Mm! The laws are still being created. 342 00:15:17,312 --> 00:15:18,578 It's called "good lawyering". 343 00:15:18,580 --> 00:15:20,990 I need you to get that man out of my office, right now. 344 00:15:21,015 --> 00:15:22,949 Who, Bryan? I told him to go grab lunch. 345 00:15:22,951 --> 00:15:24,885 Well, he didn't. He's crying on my couch! 346 00:15:24,887 --> 00:15:27,737 I just spent five minutes smothered in a bear hug. 347 00:15:27,762 --> 00:15:28,927 Poor Bryan. 348 00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:30,796 I'd have sworn they were related. 349 00:15:30,798 --> 00:15:32,969 - They are so much alike. - One point for nurture. 350 00:15:32,994 --> 00:15:36,363 Yes, but nature always takes precedence over nurture. 351 00:15:36,388 --> 00:15:38,629 Please. If that were true, I'd be a lot like you. 352 00:15:39,912 --> 00:15:41,678 You're more like Harry than Lucy and me put together. 353 00:15:41,703 --> 00:15:43,476 That is completely untrue 354 00:15:43,501 --> 00:15:46,168 and also a very cruel thing to say. 355 00:15:46,193 --> 00:15:49,594 I prefer the company of the crying man-baby. 356 00:15:54,565 --> 00:15:55,799 See? 357 00:15:57,603 --> 00:15:59,437 - I see you've lawyered up. - Of course I have. 358 00:15:59,462 --> 00:16:01,961 I have a reputation... Stellar, I might add... 359 00:16:01,986 --> 00:16:04,336 to uphold, and you are casting aspersions upon it. 360 00:16:04,361 --> 00:16:06,265 Yeah, well, you did give the wrong sperm 361 00:16:06,267 --> 00:16:07,599 to one of your patients, 362 00:16:07,601 --> 00:16:09,558 and not just any old sperm... 363 00:16:09,583 --> 00:16:13,248 - Your sperm. - I keep a few of my samples on file, 364 00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:15,996 - but only to calibrate the equipment. - Calibrate the... 365 00:16:16,644 --> 00:16:18,277 I checked your employment records. 366 00:16:18,279 --> 00:16:20,679 You mentioned a staffer with addiction issues? 367 00:16:20,704 --> 00:16:22,458 Well, no one was fired 368 00:16:22,483 --> 00:16:24,683 around the time Nina was "conceived". 369 00:16:24,685 --> 00:16:26,185 You do realize 370 00:16:26,187 --> 00:16:29,221 there's a very simple explanation for all of this? 371 00:16:29,223 --> 00:16:30,456 Which is? 372 00:16:30,458 --> 00:16:32,066 Uh, Mr. Beasley, perhaps you'd like to wait outside. 373 00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:34,648 No, I wouldn't like to wait outside. I'd like to hear it, thank you. 374 00:16:35,653 --> 00:16:37,304 Woman comes to clinic. 375 00:16:37,631 --> 00:16:39,998 Handsome doctor offers her a chance 376 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,134 to finally fulfill her dream. 377 00:16:42,531 --> 00:16:46,160 Woman develops feelings for said doctor. 378 00:16:46,185 --> 00:16:47,184 Feelings? 379 00:16:47,209 --> 00:16:49,291 What are you... implying? 380 00:16:49,316 --> 00:16:51,009 It happened the old-fashioned way. 381 00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:53,543 I'm... I'm deeply sorry, Mr. Beasley. 382 00:16:53,778 --> 00:16:57,411 The only crime that happened here was... one of passion. 383 00:17:01,835 --> 00:17:03,168 I need you to go home 384 00:17:03,193 --> 00:17:06,910 and dig up any correspondence of Paula's from that time, okay? 385 00:17:06,935 --> 00:17:09,261 Letters, diaries... 386 00:17:09,263 --> 00:17:12,064 If it's true, and I emphasize "if", 387 00:17:12,310 --> 00:17:14,478 it's still a breach of his Hippocratic oath. 388 00:17:14,503 --> 00:17:16,245 - No. - No? 389 00:17:16,270 --> 00:17:17,769 No. None of it matters. 390 00:17:17,771 --> 00:17:19,738 Bryan! Of course it matters. 391 00:17:19,740 --> 00:17:21,025 No. It doesn't. 392 00:17:21,050 --> 00:17:22,683 'Cause I'll never know for sure, will I? 393 00:17:23,439 --> 00:17:25,511 If Paula was here, I could just ask her. 394 00:17:25,513 --> 00:17:27,650 I could... I could look her in the eye, 395 00:17:27,675 --> 00:17:30,392 and I would know, one way or the other, but she isn't. 396 00:17:30,634 --> 00:17:34,247 Now I know that... my beloved daughter isn't my daughter, 397 00:17:34,272 --> 00:17:37,239 and that the woman I loved more than life itself is... 398 00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:38,464 Bryan... please. 399 00:17:38,489 --> 00:17:41,590 We don't know anything for certain yet. 400 00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:43,865 My whole life is a lie! 401 00:17:53,315 --> 00:17:54,800 Good afternoon. Svensson and Associates. 402 00:17:54,825 --> 00:17:56,558 Please hold. 403 00:17:57,559 --> 00:17:58,793 One moment, please. 404 00:17:59,819 --> 00:18:01,218 Where's Nina? 405 00:18:01,220 --> 00:18:03,320 She barfed again so Jerri sent her home. 406 00:18:03,322 --> 00:18:05,250 I just feel so bad for her. 407 00:18:05,524 --> 00:18:08,091 If I found out my dad wasn't my dad... 408 00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:11,164 Something tells me you have nothing to worry about, Cecil. 409 00:18:11,189 --> 00:18:12,822 Oh. Lucy. 410 00:18:13,432 --> 00:18:17,367 What sperm bank did you and Maggie use? 411 00:18:17,369 --> 00:18:18,769 - Uh, I... - Please tell me 412 00:18:18,771 --> 00:18:21,500 you guys didn't go to "Lasting Legacies Fertility Clinic." 413 00:18:21,525 --> 00:18:23,725 I have a patient in five. 414 00:18:25,007 --> 00:18:26,574 Good afternoon. Svensson and Associates. 415 00:18:26,599 --> 00:18:27,864 Please hold. 416 00:18:29,531 --> 00:18:30,865 Care to fill me in? 417 00:18:30,890 --> 00:18:32,890 Nope. No. No, I do not. 418 00:18:36,132 --> 00:18:37,758 What kind of people 419 00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:40,750 hire Phil Sterling and pay his exorbitant fees? 420 00:18:40,775 --> 00:18:42,141 People who have something to hide. 421 00:18:42,166 --> 00:18:43,281 Yeah, exactly. 422 00:18:44,135 --> 00:18:46,269 You were that kid, weren't you? 423 00:18:46,294 --> 00:18:47,994 The one who framed everything? 424 00:18:48,129 --> 00:18:49,228 What's that? 425 00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:51,499 Third place in your junior-high spelling bee? 426 00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:52,764 If you must know, 427 00:18:52,766 --> 00:18:54,799 it's my Charlie J. Wilder Award from the Law Society. 428 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,334 They gave you one of those? 429 00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:58,400 I only frame the meaningful ones. 430 00:18:58,425 --> 00:19:01,473 And I just happen to have a lot of meaningful ones. 431 00:19:01,475 --> 00:19:03,341 Of course you do. 432 00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:04,796 What? 433 00:19:17,839 --> 00:19:19,057 Hi, April. 434 00:19:19,059 --> 00:19:20,859 Dr. Doug is gone for the day. 435 00:19:20,861 --> 00:19:21,860 Oh, that's okay. 436 00:19:21,862 --> 00:19:23,962 Just forgot my lucky pen in his office again. 437 00:19:23,964 --> 00:19:26,831 Oh. He told me I'm not supposed to let you in. Sorry 438 00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:29,367 - How long have you worked here? - Three years. 439 00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:32,504 Mm. Does Dr. Doug value you? 440 00:19:32,506 --> 00:19:34,773 - And your work? - I don't know how to answer that. 441 00:19:34,775 --> 00:19:36,407 Because it doesn't really seem like it. 442 00:19:36,558 --> 00:19:40,812 - You are clearly... highly capable. - I am? 443 00:19:40,814 --> 00:19:41,880 Trust me when I say 444 00:19:41,882 --> 00:19:44,983 your boss... is about to find himself in... 445 00:19:44,985 --> 00:19:46,587 a predicament. 446 00:19:46,612 --> 00:19:48,987 You need to start looking for a new job. 447 00:19:49,526 --> 00:19:53,591 And I am happy to offer you a glowing reference. 448 00:20:18,114 --> 00:20:19,452 Lucy-Goosey. 449 00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:23,804 I can't stand you being mad at me. 450 00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:27,392 Is it true, you and Maggie are trying to start a family? 451 00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,198 It's true. 452 00:20:31,495 --> 00:20:34,233 That's... wonderful news. 453 00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:36,940 Which one of you is the vessel? 454 00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:41,606 - The what? - You know, the carrier. 455 00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:43,942 If you must know, it's Maggie. 456 00:20:43,944 --> 00:20:45,543 Ah. 457 00:20:45,796 --> 00:20:48,379 Well, these things normally take a few tries. 458 00:20:48,576 --> 00:20:50,510 Thanks. I'm aware. 459 00:20:52,117 --> 00:20:55,058 I would happily... contribute, if you'd like. 460 00:20:55,083 --> 00:20:56,154 Ew! 461 00:20:56,483 --> 00:20:59,858 You can't be the kid's father and grandfather. 462 00:20:59,860 --> 00:21:02,686 But, that way, the child would at least be partially yours. 463 00:21:02,711 --> 00:21:05,563 The child will be mine, Dad. No matter who carries it. 464 00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:08,393 Well, sure, but... But biologically speaking... 465 00:21:08,418 --> 00:21:11,097 I have work to do. Please go. 466 00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:19,045 So... 467 00:21:19,116 --> 00:21:20,912 how are things with your kids? 468 00:21:20,914 --> 00:21:21,946 Well, let's see. 469 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:24,468 The youngest one won't speak to me, 470 00:21:24,741 --> 00:21:26,743 the middle one is leaving the firm, 471 00:21:26,768 --> 00:21:29,921 and the oldest one is enjoying all of this immensely 472 00:21:29,923 --> 00:21:34,192 because she's carrying around 33 years of resentment towards me. 473 00:21:34,366 --> 00:21:36,694 The fact that you're dating me doesn't help, does it? 474 00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:39,462 - There is truth to that, yes. - You can't blame them. 475 00:21:39,487 --> 00:21:41,232 They don't get to see all of me. 476 00:21:41,827 --> 00:21:45,870 I mean, even I sometimes get sick of "Crystal Steele". 477 00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:47,505 So why keep at it? 478 00:21:47,507 --> 00:21:48,673 I grew up in a home 479 00:21:48,675 --> 00:21:50,241 where powdered milk and margarine 480 00:21:50,243 --> 00:21:51,967 were considered luxuries. 481 00:21:51,992 --> 00:21:54,025 People say money can't buy happiness, 482 00:21:54,027 --> 00:21:55,960 I say bullshit. 483 00:21:55,962 --> 00:21:59,697 - I'll drink to that. - Yes! Please. 484 00:22:03,895 --> 00:22:06,864 I love being with you, Harry. 485 00:22:07,620 --> 00:22:10,408 I love that I don't have to dumb things down for you. 486 00:22:10,410 --> 00:22:11,643 And, um... 487 00:22:12,811 --> 00:22:14,512 ... you're the first person 488 00:22:14,514 --> 00:22:18,383 who's made me feel desirable in a while. 489 00:22:20,629 --> 00:22:22,397 But... 490 00:22:22,470 --> 00:22:24,703 your kids are your kids, so... 491 00:22:25,924 --> 00:22:27,878 ... if you want out, I'll understand. 492 00:22:34,813 --> 00:22:36,975 - Hey, Harry. - Jesus. Bryan! 493 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,033 You've got to stop doing this. 494 00:22:40,647 --> 00:22:42,444 Did you just use my en suite? 495 00:22:42,469 --> 00:22:45,470 Dr. Douglas Peterson. 496 00:22:45,827 --> 00:22:47,545 The name mean anything to you? 497 00:22:47,836 --> 00:22:49,722 We sit on a board together, why? 498 00:22:49,747 --> 00:22:52,037 He's the fertility doctor my wife Paula and I used. 499 00:22:52,062 --> 00:22:54,074 And he's Nina's biological father. 500 00:22:54,099 --> 00:22:55,198 His story is, 501 00:22:55,223 --> 00:22:56,590 they had an affair. 502 00:22:58,115 --> 00:23:00,291 He has loads of birth announcements 503 00:23:00,293 --> 00:23:02,107 pinned up in the reception area. 504 00:23:02,132 --> 00:23:04,498 But... in his office... 505 00:23:04,865 --> 00:23:07,451 ... he has a smaller selection... 506 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:09,061 Framed. 507 00:23:11,470 --> 00:23:12,762 I can't prove it yet, 508 00:23:12,787 --> 00:23:14,053 but I believe 509 00:23:14,078 --> 00:23:16,445 he's been deliberately using his own sperm 510 00:23:16,470 --> 00:23:18,103 to impregnate scores of women 511 00:23:18,128 --> 00:23:20,429 without their knowledge or consent. 512 00:23:20,454 --> 00:23:21,853 Including my Paula. 513 00:23:21,878 --> 00:23:23,602 He's hired Phil Sterling. 514 00:23:23,627 --> 00:23:24,916 We may have the beginning 515 00:23:24,918 --> 00:23:26,946 of a class-action lawsuit on our hands. 516 00:23:28,392 --> 00:23:29,626 Bryan... 517 00:23:29,651 --> 00:23:31,336 would you mind, um, 518 00:23:31,361 --> 00:23:33,494 waiting for us outside for a moment? 519 00:23:33,589 --> 00:23:35,356 Sure. Sure thing. 520 00:23:35,381 --> 00:23:37,315 - Thank you. - Okay. 521 00:23:40,660 --> 00:23:43,594 - This could be... - ... Very lucrative. 522 00:23:43,619 --> 00:23:46,961 - Yes. We'd get 30% of the damages. - We? 523 00:23:46,986 --> 00:23:51,596 I'd get a percentage of the spoils, on top of a big bump in my salary, 524 00:23:51,621 --> 00:23:54,086 which is currently on par with a burger flipper. 525 00:23:54,447 --> 00:23:55,813 And I get to be lead. 526 00:23:55,815 --> 00:23:57,379 You can't be lead, you're still on probation. 527 00:23:57,404 --> 00:23:59,804 - I'll be your senior counsel. - No. I want a co-counsel. 528 00:24:00,853 --> 00:24:02,186 Daniel. 529 00:24:02,524 --> 00:24:04,922 He's leaving, remember? His choice. 530 00:24:04,924 --> 00:24:08,159 - His choice? You pushed him out. - I did nothing of the kind! 531 00:24:08,161 --> 00:24:09,969 - Don't make me go to Plan "B". - Which is? 532 00:24:09,994 --> 00:24:11,696 Send this case to my old firm on the condition 533 00:24:11,698 --> 00:24:13,125 that they bring me in to work on it 534 00:24:13,150 --> 00:24:14,950 the moment my probation is over. 535 00:24:18,989 --> 00:24:20,138 Why Daniel? 536 00:24:20,140 --> 00:24:21,364 He's good. 537 00:24:22,093 --> 00:24:24,059 I mean, not as good as me, but... 538 00:24:24,084 --> 00:24:26,018 he's solid, and he's inadvertently 539 00:24:26,043 --> 00:24:27,842 become an expert in fertility law. 540 00:24:28,192 --> 00:24:31,115 And in case you haven't noticed? The only one of your children 541 00:24:31,117 --> 00:24:34,481 that can stand to be in the same room with you right now, is me. 542 00:24:34,506 --> 00:24:35,856 Me! 543 00:24:39,525 --> 00:24:40,658 You really want to push 544 00:24:40,660 --> 00:24:42,193 all your children out of your life? 545 00:24:48,554 --> 00:24:49,987 Thanks for coming in, Bryan. 546 00:24:50,012 --> 00:24:51,514 Oh, no. Thank you. 547 00:24:51,539 --> 00:24:53,839 At least I know I wasn't wrong about Paula. 548 00:24:56,467 --> 00:24:57,467 Nina. 549 00:24:57,618 --> 00:24:59,491 I was hoping I'd see you. 550 00:25:00,733 --> 00:25:01,832 I... I... 551 00:25:01,975 --> 00:25:03,875 I made you a tuna sammie. 552 00:25:03,900 --> 00:25:05,533 Thanks, Da... 553 00:25:05,863 --> 00:25:07,162 Thanks. 554 00:25:07,431 --> 00:25:09,933 But I brought a lunch from home today. 555 00:25:17,079 --> 00:25:18,079 Hey! 556 00:25:18,602 --> 00:25:20,667 Try cutting your dad some slack. 557 00:25:20,692 --> 00:25:23,934 - He's not my dad though, is he? - Do you really mean that? 558 00:25:24,622 --> 00:25:26,088 When my mom died, 559 00:25:26,497 --> 00:25:28,057 the only thing that got me through 560 00:25:28,059 --> 00:25:30,226 was knowing that I still had him. 561 00:25:30,485 --> 00:25:32,061 And now? 562 00:25:32,063 --> 00:25:33,469 We're... 563 00:25:34,154 --> 00:25:36,254 nothing to each other. 564 00:25:38,267 --> 00:25:39,817 Nina. 565 00:25:41,212 --> 00:25:43,840 I understand your world's just been turned upside-down, 566 00:25:44,227 --> 00:25:46,909 but what you just said makes me wanna... 567 00:25:47,426 --> 00:25:49,011 give you a good spanking! 568 00:25:49,251 --> 00:25:51,948 You know what I think when I see you and Bryan? 569 00:25:51,950 --> 00:25:55,219 I think you are so freaking lucky. 570 00:25:56,848 --> 00:25:58,754 You have the best father/daughter relationship 571 00:25:58,756 --> 00:26:00,067 I've ever seen, 572 00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:01,558 DNA or no. 573 00:26:01,583 --> 00:26:05,329 I share 50% of my DNA with my father and... 574 00:26:05,997 --> 00:26:07,173 trust me... 575 00:26:07,632 --> 00:26:10,247 What you and Bryan have is so much better. 576 00:26:18,342 --> 00:26:19,775 Have you made a decision? 577 00:26:20,137 --> 00:26:21,260 We have. 578 00:26:21,285 --> 00:26:22,652 Where would you like Craig to go? 579 00:26:23,647 --> 00:26:26,349 - The SPCA. - Did you just say the SPCA? 580 00:26:26,351 --> 00:26:27,650 Shh, shh, shh, shh! 581 00:26:27,652 --> 00:26:30,853 We, um... we couldn't agree on who should take him. 582 00:26:31,290 --> 00:26:33,389 We feel this is the best decision for everyone. 583 00:26:33,391 --> 00:26:35,028 For everyone but Craig. 584 00:26:35,393 --> 00:26:37,389 He's old, he's asthmatic, 585 00:26:37,414 --> 00:26:39,280 there's a very good chance he'll be euthanized. 586 00:26:41,697 --> 00:26:44,618 He's had a very good life. 587 00:26:45,992 --> 00:26:47,626 You told me Craig was like your son, 588 00:26:48,189 --> 00:26:51,073 but you never loved him the way a parent should love a son. 589 00:26:51,075 --> 00:26:52,808 You never just loved him for who he is. 590 00:26:52,810 --> 00:26:55,111 And now you just want to let him go? 591 00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:56,512 Hmm? 592 00:26:56,514 --> 00:26:59,582 Uh, Harry would like to see you in his office. 593 00:27:16,885 --> 00:27:18,901 Not at all thrilled to be your co-counsel, 594 00:27:19,322 --> 00:27:20,403 but... 595 00:27:20,405 --> 00:27:22,713 I guess it's a small price to pay for partnership. 596 00:27:23,374 --> 00:27:25,608 About bloody time! 597 00:27:25,610 --> 00:27:26,610 Ohh! 598 00:27:27,744 --> 00:27:28,878 Thanks, Jerri. 599 00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:31,781 Wow. I guess Harry's getting soft in his old age. 600 00:27:31,783 --> 00:27:32,915 My office in five. 601 00:27:32,917 --> 00:27:35,051 Or it's the first sign of dementia! 602 00:27:36,130 --> 00:27:37,570 All right, what did you do? 603 00:27:38,892 --> 00:27:41,223 What makes you think I did anything? 604 00:27:41,225 --> 00:27:44,197 In order to get a class action certified, we need a plaintiff. 605 00:27:44,222 --> 00:27:46,062 Then we can propose it to the courts, 606 00:27:46,064 --> 00:27:47,396 based off the evidence of that plaintiff. 607 00:27:47,398 --> 00:27:49,799 Once it gets certified, then we can add more. 608 00:27:49,801 --> 00:27:51,400 It's called "common issues". 609 00:27:51,402 --> 00:27:53,436 Do you remember the VW diesel scandal? 610 00:27:53,438 --> 00:27:56,038 They were cheating consumers in the same way, 611 00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:57,940 whether it was your car or someone else's. 612 00:27:58,059 --> 00:28:00,724 But this isn't diesel. This is sperm. 613 00:28:00,885 --> 00:28:03,319 We need a plaintiff to take the stand. 614 00:28:06,216 --> 00:28:07,917 You want me to be the plaintiff? 615 00:28:07,919 --> 00:28:09,917 - We do. - Uh, no, thank you. 616 00:28:10,121 --> 00:28:11,900 I don't even know if I want to sue the guy. 617 00:28:11,925 --> 00:28:14,757 Nina. You're our best bet, 618 00:28:14,759 --> 00:28:17,326 for getting this guy's clinic shut down for good. 619 00:28:17,328 --> 00:28:19,895 Do you really want Dr. Doug to keep doing this 620 00:28:19,897 --> 00:28:20,963 to other people? 621 00:28:24,551 --> 00:28:25,712 I was thinking. 622 00:28:25,737 --> 00:28:28,104 When we do have a baby, 623 00:28:28,129 --> 00:28:30,530 maybe I should be the stay-at-home parent. 624 00:28:30,742 --> 00:28:32,786 But I'd be the one breast-feeding. 625 00:28:32,811 --> 00:28:35,578 Well, we can get one of those breast pump things. 626 00:28:35,580 --> 00:28:37,874 So I can feel like a cow with udders? 627 00:28:37,899 --> 00:28:39,164 Forget it about it. 628 00:28:39,423 --> 00:28:40,723 Fine. I just... 629 00:28:41,951 --> 00:28:43,385 Never mind. 630 00:28:45,134 --> 00:28:46,856 Lucy, what's up? 631 00:28:46,858 --> 00:28:48,353 You and the baby... 632 00:28:49,369 --> 00:28:52,171 ... you're gonna have a biological connection and... 633 00:28:53,491 --> 00:28:56,298 I just want the baby to have a chance to bond with me, too. 634 00:28:56,300 --> 00:28:57,647 Babe. 635 00:28:58,514 --> 00:29:01,337 I was a mess before I met you. 636 00:29:02,163 --> 00:29:04,483 You have made me a better person. 637 00:29:04,508 --> 00:29:06,342 This will be our baby. 638 00:29:06,344 --> 00:29:08,477 It doesn't matter who carries it. 639 00:29:09,268 --> 00:29:11,268 Okay. 640 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,467 Mr. Svensson, Ms. Bianchi, 641 00:29:19,492 --> 00:29:22,024 what is this class action you hope to have certified? 642 00:29:22,026 --> 00:29:23,159 Your Honor, 643 00:29:23,161 --> 00:29:25,127 we have DNA proof that our client, 644 00:29:25,129 --> 00:29:27,709 Nina Beasley, is in fact Dr. Douglas Peterson's 645 00:29:27,734 --> 00:29:30,969 biological child, and she's here to testify to that fact. 646 00:29:31,465 --> 00:29:33,703 Her surviving parent, Bryan Beasley, 647 00:29:33,705 --> 00:29:35,596 is also a plaintiff in this case and... 648 00:29:35,621 --> 00:29:38,240 Your Honor, this is fantasy. 649 00:29:38,242 --> 00:29:40,009 A world of make-believe, 650 00:29:40,011 --> 00:29:42,111 conjured by a man who feels bitter 651 00:29:42,113 --> 00:29:44,313 that his deceased wife had an affair with my client. 652 00:29:44,315 --> 00:29:45,881 The affair is the fantasy! 653 00:29:45,883 --> 00:29:47,083 Your Honor, 654 00:29:47,085 --> 00:29:48,884 Dr. Peterson artificially inseminated 655 00:29:48,886 --> 00:29:51,120 not only Paula Beasley, but many more women, 656 00:29:51,122 --> 00:29:52,441 with his own sperm, 657 00:29:52,466 --> 00:29:54,156 without their knowledge or consent. 658 00:29:54,158 --> 00:29:55,591 Do you have more sworn affidavits 659 00:29:55,593 --> 00:29:56,892 to prove this theory? 660 00:29:56,894 --> 00:29:59,361 - Not on me. - He has no more affidavits 661 00:29:59,363 --> 00:30:00,696 because there are no others. 662 00:30:00,698 --> 00:30:04,934 Just one DNA match from a misguided dalliance. 663 00:30:04,936 --> 00:30:07,652 They've had weeks to find more plaintiffs. 664 00:30:07,863 --> 00:30:09,205 Motion to dismiss. 665 00:30:09,207 --> 00:30:10,875 He's got a point, Mr. Svensson. 666 00:30:12,119 --> 00:30:14,788 Forgive me if I wasn't clear, Your Honor. 667 00:30:15,285 --> 00:30:16,912 I don't have the affidavits on me, 668 00:30:16,914 --> 00:30:21,417 because the plaintiffs wanted to deliver them... themselves. 669 00:30:36,898 --> 00:30:39,201 Mr. Svensson, are we done with the theatrics? 670 00:30:40,008 --> 00:30:41,570 Sorry, your Honor. 671 00:30:41,572 --> 00:30:43,168 Not quite. 672 00:30:58,316 --> 00:30:59,838 Finding this out, 673 00:30:59,863 --> 00:31:04,373 it's affected every single moment of every day. 674 00:31:04,398 --> 00:31:06,197 Nothing is the same. 675 00:31:06,796 --> 00:31:08,566 And I wake up in the middle of the night, 676 00:31:08,568 --> 00:31:10,593 with all these thoughts, like, 677 00:31:10,618 --> 00:31:13,085 what if I start dating someone 678 00:31:13,507 --> 00:31:15,792 and it turns out that we're related? 679 00:31:17,276 --> 00:31:19,648 And then my thoughts get really dark. 680 00:31:20,759 --> 00:31:22,259 Take your time, Nina. 681 00:31:25,368 --> 00:31:27,203 I think about my mom... 682 00:31:28,996 --> 00:31:32,574 ... and how he violated her. 683 00:31:34,527 --> 00:31:36,327 And knowing that part of who I am 684 00:31:36,352 --> 00:31:38,994 comes from this... horrible man... 685 00:31:39,999 --> 00:31:42,502 ... and not from this really awesome man... 686 00:31:43,299 --> 00:31:44,881 I don't even know if I can 687 00:31:44,906 --> 00:31:48,166 call this awesome man "Dad"... anymore. 688 00:31:49,584 --> 00:31:51,342 I don't even know 689 00:31:51,414 --> 00:31:54,582 if this really awesome man will be able to love me anymore. 690 00:31:56,350 --> 00:31:59,201 - Sir, you cannot approach the bench! - Nina Beasley. 691 00:31:59,985 --> 00:32:01,753 You were, 692 00:32:01,971 --> 00:32:03,388 you are, 693 00:32:03,390 --> 00:32:05,350 and always will be, my daughter. 694 00:32:07,962 --> 00:32:09,996 I just love you to the moon and back. 695 00:32:10,549 --> 00:32:12,430 I love you, too, Dad. 696 00:32:26,660 --> 00:32:28,227 Thank you, Nina. 697 00:32:32,032 --> 00:32:34,029 Well, if there's nothing else to add, 698 00:32:34,054 --> 00:32:35,514 I will consider the merits. 699 00:32:35,539 --> 00:32:39,324 Your Honor, I'd like to put Dr. Doug Peterson on the stand. 700 00:32:39,326 --> 00:32:40,325 Objection! 701 00:32:40,596 --> 00:32:42,827 You're here to certify a class action, 702 00:32:43,260 --> 00:32:44,766 not grill my client. 703 00:32:44,791 --> 00:32:47,298 Class actions take a long time to prepare. 704 00:32:47,300 --> 00:32:49,033 I think the plaintiffs in this courtroom 705 00:32:49,035 --> 00:32:51,069 deserve some answers today. 706 00:32:51,373 --> 00:32:55,306 We're all dying to know what motivated Dr. Peterson, 707 00:32:55,308 --> 00:32:58,042 or, should I say, "Mr. Peterson," 708 00:32:58,044 --> 00:32:59,708 since he won't be a doctor much longer? 709 00:32:59,733 --> 00:33:01,419 - I object! - You can't object, sir. 710 00:33:01,444 --> 00:33:03,277 This woman is demonizing me. 711 00:33:03,656 --> 00:33:04,889 My motives were pure. 712 00:33:04,914 --> 00:33:06,486 I only inseminated women 713 00:33:06,511 --> 00:33:08,878 who weren't having success with in vitro. 714 00:33:09,629 --> 00:33:12,131 My sperm is highly potent. 715 00:33:12,744 --> 00:33:14,626 All I'm guilty of is giving couples 716 00:33:14,628 --> 00:33:16,161 the families they desperately wanted. 717 00:33:16,163 --> 00:33:18,794 - It was a selfless act! - Oh, spare me! 718 00:33:19,132 --> 00:33:21,863 You may not have been drugging and raping women 719 00:33:21,888 --> 00:33:25,136 or-or forcing them to watch you masturbate into potted plants... 720 00:33:25,138 --> 00:33:26,805 - Objection. - But you 721 00:33:26,807 --> 00:33:29,107 are just as vile as any other predator. 722 00:33:29,427 --> 00:33:32,283 You loved looking at your trophy wall, didn't you? 723 00:33:32,308 --> 00:33:35,716 Your sick way of continuing your legacy. 724 00:33:36,130 --> 00:33:37,515 But let's be clear. 725 00:33:37,517 --> 00:33:38,883 A real father 726 00:33:39,271 --> 00:33:40,652 tends to bloody knees. 727 00:33:40,654 --> 00:33:42,621 A real father... 728 00:33:42,646 --> 00:33:44,856 sits through soccer games in the rain. 729 00:33:44,858 --> 00:33:48,059 A real father tucks his child in at night. 730 00:33:51,166 --> 00:33:53,550 You may have had a biological connection, 731 00:33:53,691 --> 00:33:55,891 but you were never a father. 732 00:33:57,701 --> 00:33:59,170 All righty, then. 733 00:33:59,172 --> 00:34:00,538 I'll have my decision 734 00:34:00,540 --> 00:34:03,541 on whether to certify this class action tomorrow. 735 00:34:04,086 --> 00:34:06,120 Adjourned. 736 00:34:08,414 --> 00:34:09,982 You didn't suck. 737 00:34:10,517 --> 00:34:13,134 Neither did you... surprisingly. 738 00:34:18,383 --> 00:34:22,089 _ 739 00:34:23,028 --> 00:34:26,030 Will you please just tell me what's going on? 740 00:34:26,032 --> 00:34:27,550 Hold your horses. You'll see. 741 00:34:29,812 --> 00:34:33,014 Surprise! 742 00:34:34,073 --> 00:34:35,773 We painted the suite for you. 743 00:34:36,353 --> 00:34:38,284 Sofia, did you do that one? 744 00:34:40,492 --> 00:34:42,193 It's beautiful. 745 00:34:43,057 --> 00:34:44,324 I did this one. 746 00:34:44,810 --> 00:34:47,043 Oh! Also excellent. 747 00:34:47,887 --> 00:34:50,121 I told Justin about the new arrangement. 748 00:34:50,545 --> 00:34:52,345 He's cool with it. 749 00:34:57,195 --> 00:34:58,229 I just heard. 750 00:34:58,442 --> 00:35:00,609 Natali has certified our class action. 751 00:35:00,634 --> 00:35:04,269 - Congratulations. - That was great work yesterday. 752 00:35:04,521 --> 00:35:06,387 From both of you. 753 00:35:07,513 --> 00:35:10,886 Wait, a-are you wearing the same outfit from yesterday? 754 00:35:11,070 --> 00:35:13,609 I have spare shirts in my office. 755 00:35:13,634 --> 00:35:14,600 Let me guess. 756 00:35:14,625 --> 00:35:17,105 You stayed over at the hatemonger's? 757 00:35:17,911 --> 00:35:19,578 As a matter of fact, I did. 758 00:35:21,153 --> 00:35:23,154 I almost broke up with her the other night 759 00:35:23,156 --> 00:35:26,057 because of... you three, but I didn't. 760 00:35:26,059 --> 00:35:27,759 And do you know why? 761 00:35:27,761 --> 00:35:29,928 Because she likes me. 762 00:35:29,930 --> 00:35:31,129 We like each other. 763 00:35:31,131 --> 00:35:33,331 Do I agree with all of her views? No. 764 00:35:33,333 --> 00:35:35,819 But at least we can discuss things, 765 00:35:35,844 --> 00:35:37,444 and she doesn't... What's the word... 766 00:35:38,531 --> 00:35:41,733 ... cancel me because I don't fall in lockstep. 767 00:35:42,316 --> 00:35:44,242 And she sure as hell 768 00:35:44,244 --> 00:35:46,866 doesn't make me feel like a dinosaur. 769 00:35:48,656 --> 00:35:52,819 You treat me like all I'm good for is... free office rent... 770 00:35:53,545 --> 00:35:54,741 ... a promotion... 771 00:35:56,808 --> 00:35:58,905 ... a second chance. 772 00:36:00,281 --> 00:36:02,149 Crystal doesn't want a thing from me 773 00:36:02,174 --> 00:36:03,974 except my company. 774 00:36:05,431 --> 00:36:08,032 And my body. She loves my body. 775 00:36:08,034 --> 00:36:10,969 The sex with her is spectacular. 776 00:36:23,109 --> 00:36:25,560 Beach volleyball, right? 777 00:36:25,667 --> 00:36:27,018 Right. 778 00:36:27,020 --> 00:36:28,519 You're Lucy's wife. 779 00:36:28,638 --> 00:36:30,004 That's right. 780 00:36:31,223 --> 00:36:32,714 You're Asha. 781 00:36:33,358 --> 00:36:36,183 Well, nice to see you again. 782 00:36:37,859 --> 00:36:39,994 That time you kissed Lucy... 783 00:36:41,317 --> 00:36:43,097 ... did you know she was married? 784 00:36:44,584 --> 00:36:46,316 No. I didn't. 785 00:36:47,105 --> 00:36:51,103 I didn't know it the next few times we "kissed," either. 786 00:36:51,128 --> 00:36:53,378 In fact, I only found out a couple of weeks ago, 787 00:36:53,380 --> 00:36:54,746 at beach volleyball, 788 00:36:54,873 --> 00:36:59,008 but, my bad, we did have one last "kiss" after that. 789 00:36:59,825 --> 00:37:02,093 And for that, I apologize. 790 00:37:17,414 --> 00:37:19,982 _ 791 00:37:24,343 --> 00:37:25,955 Getting a head start on the weekend? 792 00:37:25,957 --> 00:37:26,989 Sort of. 793 00:37:27,631 --> 00:37:29,397 Meeting a friend. 794 00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:31,694 Congrats again on the partnership. 795 00:37:31,696 --> 00:37:33,696 - Thank you. - Equity? 796 00:37:33,698 --> 00:37:37,316 - Income. - Seriously? Oh. 797 00:37:37,668 --> 00:37:38,868 I set the table for you 798 00:37:38,870 --> 00:37:41,504 and all you had to do was close. 799 00:37:41,506 --> 00:37:42,638 Set the table for me? 800 00:37:43,673 --> 00:37:45,474 Did you say something to Harry? 801 00:37:45,476 --> 00:37:48,344 No! 802 00:37:48,346 --> 00:37:49,712 Of course not. 803 00:37:49,714 --> 00:37:51,080 Daniel. 804 00:37:51,082 --> 00:37:53,839 Have you ever known Harry to do anything he didn't want to do? 805 00:38:04,594 --> 00:38:05,909 Ms. Bianchi! 806 00:38:05,934 --> 00:38:08,698 Hey, I just wanted to thank you for all of your efforts. 807 00:38:08,723 --> 00:38:10,056 Ready to go, Dad. 808 00:38:10,301 --> 00:38:11,700 If you don't have any plans this weekend, 809 00:38:11,702 --> 00:38:12,796 you should come over on Saturday. 810 00:38:12,821 --> 00:38:15,638 Yeah, we're hosting a barbecue for nine of my new siblings. 811 00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:17,206 We're choosing to look on the bright side. 812 00:38:17,208 --> 00:38:19,875 Paula and I always dreamed of having a big family. 813 00:38:19,877 --> 00:38:21,377 And I always wanted brothers and sisters. 814 00:38:23,247 --> 00:38:26,215 Well, that's a lovely offer, but I'm actually moving... 815 00:38:26,217 --> 00:38:27,577 My folks say I grill a mean burger. 816 00:38:28,385 --> 00:38:29,351 You should come, too! 817 00:38:29,353 --> 00:38:31,720 I'd love to. 818 00:38:32,112 --> 00:38:34,406 Abigail, Harry wants you in his office. 819 00:38:35,808 --> 00:38:37,765 - Um, Jerri? - Yes? 820 00:38:37,790 --> 00:38:40,817 Would you and Eleanor like to come to a barbecue this weekend? 821 00:38:40,842 --> 00:38:42,041 We'd love to. 822 00:38:42,066 --> 00:38:45,167 Lucy was the one bad-mouthing your girlfriend, not me. 823 00:38:45,192 --> 00:38:46,442 Close the door. 824 00:38:52,780 --> 00:38:55,048 I did what you asked. I made Daniel partner. 825 00:38:55,206 --> 00:38:56,684 Don't pretend like you did it for me. 826 00:38:56,709 --> 00:38:58,809 Now I want you to consider something in return. 827 00:39:00,306 --> 00:39:02,490 When your probation's over in six months, 828 00:39:02,515 --> 00:39:04,215 I'd like you to stay. 829 00:39:06,518 --> 00:39:09,407 That is a dreadful idea. 830 00:39:09,432 --> 00:39:11,355 I interviewed a number of lawyers 831 00:39:11,357 --> 00:39:13,691 to replace Daniel. None of them was quite right. 832 00:39:14,464 --> 00:39:17,065 Jerri thought it was because they weren't my son. 833 00:39:21,466 --> 00:39:25,603 Daniel would never have brought me a case like this. 834 00:39:27,173 --> 00:39:29,274 You are what this firm needs, Abigail. 835 00:39:30,802 --> 00:39:32,145 Think about it. 836 00:40:00,806 --> 00:40:03,392 Wow. Just when I need a friendly face, 837 00:40:03,417 --> 00:40:05,807 - here you are. - I ran into Asha today. 838 00:40:11,283 --> 00:40:13,451 Maggie, you have to believe me. 839 00:40:13,453 --> 00:40:15,601 - Okay? It's over. - Yes. 840 00:40:16,255 --> 00:40:17,341 It is. 841 00:40:19,958 --> 00:40:21,392 Maggie, I... 842 00:40:22,191 --> 00:40:23,458 Oh, and by the way... 843 00:40:24,764 --> 00:40:26,386 ... I'm pregnant. 844 00:40:37,136 --> 00:40:39,004 What a cutie-pie. 845 00:40:39,312 --> 00:40:40,898 Thank you. 846 00:40:45,358 --> 00:40:46,658 Come on! Come on. 847 00:40:46,683 --> 00:40:50,718 Hey! You wanna walk? Okay, okay. Come on. 848 00:40:53,682 --> 00:40:55,516 Your first sleepover, Peanut. 849 00:40:55,666 --> 00:40:56,865 How exciting! 850 00:40:56,890 --> 00:40:59,491 Mr. Popularity. 851 00:41:00,042 --> 00:41:03,442 Uh, do you think it's okay to bring Englebert? 852 00:41:03,467 --> 00:41:05,980 Well, it wouldn't be fair for him to miss out on the fun. 853 00:41:07,807 --> 00:41:09,356 Since when do you have a phone? 854 00:41:09,381 --> 00:41:10,704 Dad loaned me his old one, 855 00:41:10,729 --> 00:41:12,493 in case I didn't want to spend the whole night. 856 00:41:12,578 --> 00:41:13,985 - Oh. - But I think I'm still 857 00:41:14,010 --> 00:41:15,509 getting his texts. 858 00:41:17,126 --> 00:41:18,683 Who's "Felicity"? 859 00:41:48,124 --> 00:41:50,681 Frank, hi! 860 00:41:50,683 --> 00:41:54,007 Uh, FYI, Nico's still getting all your messages. 861 00:41:54,032 --> 00:41:57,200 So, you might want to keep them PG. 862 00:41:57,225 --> 00:41:59,292 And you must be Felicity! 863 00:41:59,559 --> 00:42:01,926 Truly not a pleasure to meet you. 864 00:42:02,154 --> 00:42:04,521 Have a great night, you two. 865 00:42:44,506 --> 00:42:46,273 You were right. 866 00:42:47,993 --> 00:42:49,260 She found out. 867 00:42:55,513 --> 00:42:57,680 I didn't know where else to go. 868 00:43:31,711 --> 00:43:36,711 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com -- 62265

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