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♪ ("CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM"
THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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Once in a lifetime,
a politician comes along
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who's not a politician,
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who's a person
who cares about our community.
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And that man is here
with us today.
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Please welcome the next mayor
of Santa Monica, Jimmy Mayhew!
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(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
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Thank you for that very nice
introduction, Susie.
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You know, you can sit here,
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but you can't go to Broadway
when I'm selling out
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show after show for ten weeks.
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We have
an obligation imbalance, okay?
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'Cause I don't do anything
to invite you to,
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but you do things
to invite me to.
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I offered you...
I offered you opera seats.
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You mean up there on the side,
looking down?
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-The Prince Charles?
-Exactly, Mussolini's view.
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The Mussolini view?
Yeah, those are good.
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No, I said, "Myoo-solini."
You said, "Muss-olini."
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No, it's not "Myoo-solini"
like "muesli."
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-It's not like a cereal.
-No, it's like-- I, I compare...
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I confuse it with Mucilex.
I take that for my coughs.
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Now, as a resident
of Santa Monica,
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I wanna give everyone
in Santa Monica
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the ability to achieve
higher education.
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You never call me.
You always pick the restaurants.
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What are you-- What are you--
Are we married? I don't--
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(SCOFFS) I don't understand.
Am I dating you?
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You hate people.
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-I do. So what? (LAUGHS)
-Your wardrobe sucks.
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My wardrobe? You're talking
about my wardrobe?
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-Yeah, put this wardrobe down.
-Look! Look at you.
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-I'm one of the best-dressed...
-You're the worst--
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-...comics that ever lived.
-...you're the worst-dressed person I've ever seen.
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This? You're comparing this--
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I can't even look at you.
I get depressed.
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When are you gonna die?
(CHUCKLES) Will you just...
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-Will you, will you please die?
-Don't hex my-- Don't hex my--
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As you know, we have
an election coming up.
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And the incumbent,
Jay Reimenschneider,
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entered the office of mayor
with great aspirations,
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but he failed to deliver
for the people of Santa Monica.
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-I will not fail.
I have many goals... -Hey.
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That's the guy who's in, uh,
my new show.
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Young Larry. He's playing me,
when I was in my 20s.
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(WHISPERING) Hey.
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-Hmm?
-Would you mind tapping him?
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-Would you tap him?
-No.
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-Excuse me, could you--
-What?
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Just tap him on the shoulder.
I wanna--
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I wanna get his attention
for a second.
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(WHISPERING) Maybe he does
not want to be tapped.
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-LARRY DAVID: Believe me,
he wants to be tapped. -No.
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And if he knew that I was here,
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-trying to tap him
and unable to tap him... -I am not gonna tap him!
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-...he'd be upset.
-I do not like being tapped,
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and I will not tap a stranger.
Could you two please be quiet?
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-Why don't you be quiet?
-IRMA KOSTROSKI: Hey.
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You two have been talking,
and talking,
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-and talking, and talking. Stop!
-Okay, you're the one talking.
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-I'm... You're talking.
-You're talking. You're talking.
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-No, you're talking.
-LARRY: You're talking.
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No, you're talking,
and you keep talking!
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Where'd you
get that dress anyway,
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at a substitute teacher
designer warehouse?
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Just-- just stop. You know,
you mid-level celebrities,
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you think you're so smart
with all your banter.
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-Just stop!
-Shh!
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They won't shut up.
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-(BOTH MOUTHING)
-JIMMY: Health and safety
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are the cornerstones
of a great democracy.
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They are the foundation
of the house
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where the American dream lives.
And to me,
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-the American dream
means that every person... -(LARRY GRUNTS)
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Don't tap me again.
If you touch me again--
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Don't worry, turn around.
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-Don't touch me again.
-I'm not touching you.
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-LARRY: Turn around!
-I wanna work for you.
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I need your vote.
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-Thank you.
-(APPLAUSE)
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♪ (MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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-Larry!
-Asa!
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(CHUCKLES) Asa, soon to be, uh,
soon to be young Larry.
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Soon to be young Larry, yeah.
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I am so excited
for the table read.
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-Table read tomorrow. Yeah.
-(LAUGHS) Oh, yeah.
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And I got you...
Why don't you take a pin?
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Oh, no, no, I don't wear pins.
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No? But you might change
one person's mind,
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and how incredible
would that be, Larry?
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Let me ask you a question.
You see somebody
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in a hat that says,
"St. Petersburg, Florida,"
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do you wanna go there?
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-As artists...
-As what?
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...we have an obligation.
Let me tell you something.
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Non-pros, there's nothing
they love more
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than when actors tell them
what they think.
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Wow.
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What a mouthful.
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Well, but it's really great
running into you, you know?
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-LARRY: Yeah, good to see ya.
-All right.
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And if there's anything
I can tell you about myself,
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-feel free to ask.
-(ASA CHUCKLES)
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-I'm an open book.
-Well, okay.
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An open bad book,
that after ten pages
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-you'll put down, okay?
-(LAUGHS) All right.
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Hey, you forgot
your pin, by the way.
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Yeah, yeah. I'll... I'll pick it
up later. (MUMBLES) Leave it.
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-I thought you did well.
-ANGELA MAYHEW: Yes.
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But can I just say a word
to you, that's important to me?
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You know, we've always had
possums and coyotes, but...
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Hey. The hell was that?
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-The disruptive behavior?
-Ah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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I was just trying
to get in touch with
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the guy sitting
two rows in front of me.
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That woman, who is she?
In the maroon?
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She's just the worst.
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Irma Kostroski.
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She's a city councilwoman,
very powerful.
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The most hideous...
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-disagreeable person.
-SUSIE GREENE: Right? I know.
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-I know.
-Oh, she's just awful. Ugh!
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I'm friends with her daughter,
who's lovely, but...
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She's repugnant.
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Yeah, well, go mingle.
Maybe you'll meet a nice woman.
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-By the way, great job here.
-SUSIE: Thank you.
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-And your speech was terrific.
-I worked hard. Thank you, Lar.
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-Yeah.
-Thanks.
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...education, compost,
that's very important.
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ROSE: You're not living
with him. Under no circumstances
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-are you living with him!
-Yeah, that's what you think.
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-(SCATTERED LAUGHTER)
-I don't understand this.
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Who lives with
his 75-year-old uncle?
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-I do.
-Why can't you be normal?
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I'm perfectly normal.
Marcia, am I normal?
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My mother thinks you're mental!
(LAUGHS)
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ASA: (CHUCKLES) Really?
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-(TED DANSON CLEARS THROAT)
-Yes. She told me!
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ASA: Why are you telling me?
(CHUCKLES)
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Well, why not?
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Uh, you're not living
with Moe.
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-Just try a little dark meat.
-(SCOFFS)
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-Why don't you all--
-Why don't you all-- Oh.
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-(MUTTERING) That's my line.
-Oh, I'm sorry.
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TED: Why don't you all just mind
your own goddamn business?
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He's my son. He's my business.
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Well, why don't we get
some other opinions, okay?
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Marcia, do you think
it's her business?
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(WITH ACCENT)
I've seen the apartment,
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-and it's really nice.
-(TED CLEARS THROAT)
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And I'm sure I'll be spending
a lot of time there.
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So you can see why...
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this is a toughie.
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-♪ (GOOFY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-TED: Ah, you-- I've had enough.
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ROSE: Look at
the mess you've made.
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-TED: Ah, go to hell, Rosie.
-ROSE: No, you go.
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♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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-Hey.
-LARRY: Hey.
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What'd I tell you
about Ted Danson, huh?
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-LARRY: Yeah,
you were right, yeah. -A real mechayeh.
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-I mean, that guy is just--
-He's what? What's that?
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-He's a mechayeh,
he's a pleasure. -Oh, "pleasure."
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-He's a pleasure, yeah.
-On-screen, off-screen, he's the best.
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Listen,
I wanna talk to you, uh--
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I... I know
what you're gonna say.
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Okay. I saw the tape.
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It was like night and day.
Like, how...
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Wha-- what happened to her?
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Well, some people aren't good
at read-throughs.
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She was nervous...
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Once she starts rehearsing,
she'll be different.
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-Yeah.
-Okay.
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-I'll fix it.
-Yeah, I trust you.
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All right, fellas, let's go.
The script is great, by the way.
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-LARRY: Oh, thanks. Yeah.
-Yeah.
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-Oh, boy.
-What the fuck is that?
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What are we gonna do?
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-Do you have any ideas?
-Yeah. Shoot her.
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Oh! (LAUGHS)
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-ASA: Hey.
-Wow.
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-Can I talk to you for a second?
-LARRY: Yeah.
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Got something I wanna run by ya.
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Hey, put this on my chair.
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-Yeah.
-Okay. What's up?
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ASA: Something's really been
weighing me down.
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Really?
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-Yeah, I mean--
-What's going on?
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I'm having
a really difficult time.
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I had a props guy pull the mugs.
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LARRY: Uh-huh.
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ASA: You see what
I'm dealing with here?
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I mean, what lackluster
assortment we got going on here.
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LARRY: They're mugs.
What's wrong with them?
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I feel these mugs,
they're not true.
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I've been spending
a lot of time as Larry.
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You know, and I feel like
I know him more intimately
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than anybody, and see,
I just think
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coffee was a really
important thing for you.
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It wasn't important at all, Asa!
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Please, um, would you mind
calling me Larry?
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Okay. It wasn't important
at all, Larry.
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-I'm an actor, okay? You know?
-LARRY: Yeah.
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If anything rings
as disingenuous, you know,
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I can't fake it.
I can't pretend.
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Isn't that what actors do?
They fake it?
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(CHUCKLING)
Well, I think Stella Adler would, uh, beg to differ.
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Look, look at this.
This isn't a real deli.
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-This is a fake deli, okay?
-(CHUCKLES) Yeah, um, well,
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you know, I did a play
my junior year--
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-LARRY: Okay, spare me.
-Yeah.
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You know what? We'll, um...
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-Larry...
-Thank you, Larry.
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I will talk to Stan.
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We'll have five new cups
for you tomorrow.
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-Thank you, Larry.
-You're welcome, Larry.
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-All right. Good to see you.
-LARRY: All right.
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-Thanks.
-LARRY: Good talking to you, Larry.
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-Yeah, you too, Larry.
-LARRY: Okay.
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-Really, Larry?
-LARRY: Did you catch this?
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-Oh, I did.
-LARRY: Yeah.
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-Can you believe that kid?
-Yeah.
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He's rejecting everything
I'm putting in front of him.
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He's the biggest mug here,
if you ask me.
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Well...
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maybe we need
to cut him some slack?
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I heard something. I don't know
if it's true or not,
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but somebody told me
that he was sexually abused...
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-Oh.
-...as a young actor
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when he was, like,
17 or something, so...
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Okay.
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So, Stan,
I know it's a pain in the ass.
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Uh, you know, get...
get five more.
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Right. I'll get five more
for little prick Larry.
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And if he rejects those...
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I can tell you
where it'll end up.
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We're drawing
a line there, okay?
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All right, Stan. Okay.
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-♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-Thanks, Larry. Please.
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Unequivocally, the worst acting
I've ever seen. Ever!
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Who talks that way?
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Every sentence
is... is different.
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Like, one sentence isn't
attached to the one before.
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Did you notice that?
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Lilly Collins's manager,
you know, really...
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They were
really interested in this.
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-She was?
-JEFF GREENE: Yeah.
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(SCOFFS) You shouldn't have
even told me that.
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-You know, what--
what good did that do? -LARRY: That can't help. Yeah.
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-It does no good at all.
-JEFF: None. No.
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-That was wrong of me.
-Hey, Lar.
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-Hey!
-SUSIE: What'd you think of Mayhew
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the other day, huh?
Fantastic, isn't he?
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-(CHUCKLES) He was all right.
-All right?
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The man's gonna be
president, Larry.
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-Trust me.
-President?
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-SUSIE: Yes.
-Susie, that's--
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-That's a little much, isn't it?
-SUSIE: He's very impressive.
258
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You should get in,
and get in good with him.
259
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Why don't you canvass?
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-(LAUGHING) I should do what?
-JEFF: Larry, you could do
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-some canvassing with Susie.
-Canvassing?
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-SUSIE: Yeah!
-Knocking on doors?
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-Yeah.
-Are you out of your mind?
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What am I,
a Fuller Brush salesman?
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And you don't change
anybody's mind anyway.
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Hey, you got
the basketball package, right?
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-Yeah.
-Yeah. You know,
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he's gonna make
a difference in this city.
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-You think so?
-He's gonna get the city council
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to repeal that-- that ordinance
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-that people can have
chicken coops in their backyard. -Where'd you get that idea from?
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-He's gonna repeal it?
-SUSIE: Well, he's gonna try to get the votes.
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-JEFF: Repeal?
-What was that?
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He promised me the other day,
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he was gonna get
the city council
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-to repeal the ordinance.
-You're saying the...
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the city council can repeal
laws, uh, and ordinances?
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They make the law,
they can repeal the law.
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It's just a matter of votes.
They gotta get the votes.
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What was the name
of that horrible, horrible,
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obnoxious woman who was sitting
in front of me?
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-The councilwoman, yeah.
-Irma, Irma Kostroski.
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Irma Kostroski.
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♪ (LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
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LARRY: Hmm. Divorced.
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(SIGHS)
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I think we need to implement
and enhance some of these
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safety protocols at the Pier
and Palisades Park.
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-Especially for our staff
and, um-- -Seniors.
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-And seniors, yes.
-Seniors! It's a--
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-Yes.
-It's like a dance with death
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with those scooters
for the seniors.
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COUNCILWOMAN YOVANOVITCH:
Yes, yes. And the ramp.
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-SIMON WEINBLATT: That's right.
-Hey, Simon!
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-The ramp.
-Ramps.
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-We have to talk about ramps.
-I am marking that down.
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-IRMA: Thank you.
-Thank you.
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So, let's put that up to a vote.
All in favor?
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-Aye.
-Aye.
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-COUNCILMEMBERS: Aye.
-SIMON: Ayes have it.
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Fantastic. We will put that
on our schedule
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and try to set up a time to, uh,
try to decide on the appointment
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of those three members
of that committee.
305
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Fantastic. Uh, this was
a very productive meeting.
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I thank you all for your time.
Uh, meeting is adjourned.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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-Excuse me.
-(IRMA SCOFFS)
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-Do you remember me?
-Yes, I do.
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I'm Larry David.
I just wanna apologize
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for my behavior
at the fundraiser,
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asking you to tap someone, uh--
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And you-- you poked me.
314
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Yeah. I'm really sorry
about that, and, uh--
315
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-It was disrespectful
to Jimmy Mayhew. -Disrespectful, and very rude.
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-IRMA: Yes.
-Of course, all you had to do was just, you know,
317
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touch the person
in front of you, but yeah...
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-Needless to say, it--
-I--
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It doesn't matter. I was wrong.
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Thank you
for taking responsibility.
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-LARRY: Yes.
And, uh, by the way. -Yeah?
322
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This was very enjoyable,
this meeting.
323
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Have you ever thought about
maybe running for, uh, senator,
324
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or congresswoman? Uh, no?
What about a congresswoman?
325
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I don't wanna move to D.C.
326
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-Too cold.
-Ah, yeah.
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But anyway, I have to go.
328
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(INHALES)
I gotta supervise a re-recording
329
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of an earthquake emergency
announcement.
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-(SIGHS)
-LARRY: Boy, oh, boy.
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You're doing great, great work.
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And, uh, we the people are...
are appreciative,
333
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-Ms. Kostroski.
-Yes. Well, call me Irma.
334
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-Irma! What a beautiful name.
-Thank you.
335
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Oh, but don't tell me
it's with an "E."
336
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"Erm"? With an-- No, an "I."
I have to go.
337
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-All right. Okay.
-Yeah. I have a--
338
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-(STOMACH RUMBLES)
-(GROANS) I'm so sorry.
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Gas here, you know?
340
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-I get a bubble.
-Oh, you get a bubble?
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-Yeah. Larry with a "Y"?
-(LAUGHS) Yeah.
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-IRMA: Yeah.
-Yeah, funny.
343
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It wasn't meant to be funny.
I'm just checking.
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-Yeah, but it was. It was funny.
-IRMA: Was it?
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"Larry with a 'Y.'" Yeah. Funny.
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♪ (TREPIDATIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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(GROANING) Oh, boy.
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Maybe the most unappealing
person I've... (SCOFFS)
349
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-...I've ever met. Truly.
-Wow.
350
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It's almost like she was made
in a lab by Dr. Frankenstein.
351
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He took the worst aspects
352
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of ten different people
and put 'em into her.
353
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So you gotta become the...
the groom of Frankenstein
354
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to get rid
of this fucking actress?
355
00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:25,095
Yeah.
What an appealing prospect.
356
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Frankenstein, and then he had
the bride of Frankenstein...
357
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I don't know if he had
any children in this shit.
358
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How can Frankenstein have a kid?
359
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,729
No. Dr. Frankenstein made love
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to fucking the bride
of Frankenstein,
361
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and he had
a fucking kid, I guess.
362
00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:39,568
No, that's not what happened.
Dr. Frankenstein didn't fuck
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-the-- the monster bride.
-How you make a woman like that
364
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-and not tap it? How? How?
-Well, I mean, that's a good...
365
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(CHUCKLES)
...that's another question.
366
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-I don't know.
-LEON BLACK: Yeah, think about that.
367
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-That's a good question.
-Right there. She's right there.
368
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-You made her.
-(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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-Hello.
-Hey, L.D.! It's Jimmy
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-from the golf club.
-Hey, Jimmy. What's up?
371
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:58,254
Hey, so I know you have
that standing lesson on Monday,
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but uh, you remember
Saul Berman?
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-He had the heart attack.
-Yeah.
374
00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:03,509
His widow wants to come in
for a golf lesson,
375
00:14:03,592 --> 00:14:05,052
and all she can do is Monday.
376
00:14:05,135 --> 00:14:07,137
And I was hoping
I could slide you over.
377
00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:09,682
-She's a widow and all, so...
-Sure, I understand,
378
00:14:09,765 --> 00:14:11,892
widow priority and all.
Yeah, I get it.
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00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,936
-Can you do Tuesday?
-LARRY: Tuesday?
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Not great. I mean, you know,
it's election day and...
381
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If you got nothing else,
Tuesday, what time?
382
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Four o'clock's all I got.
383
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LARRY: All right,
see you Tuesday. Bye.
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(SIGHS) Really hate giving up
that time slot.
385
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LEON: Mm-hmm. (LAUGHS)
386
00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:29,243
Can't a motherfucker
live a life?
387
00:14:29,326 --> 00:14:32,580
-(LAUGHS) Sometimes, no.
-Eh, she's a widow.
388
00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:35,416
Yeah. But that golf,
that's white man problems.
389
00:14:35,499 --> 00:14:37,668
Yeah. We have golf.
You have voting.
390
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ASA: Nope, nope, nope.
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-And now, these...
-Okay.
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-...these, these...
-Perfect.
393
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...these go in the "what were
you thinking" column.
394
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STAN: Asa, you need to pick
a pair. We need to move on.
395
00:14:49,888 --> 00:14:53,892
Nope. I can't just pick a pair.
I need to... I need to feel it.
396
00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:58,647
You have 75 choices here.
Pick a pair of fucking glasses.
397
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ASA: I'll tell you what.
398
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Put these in the maybes.
399
00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:04,737
-That's it. They're the ones,
all right? -ASA: In the maybe pile.
400
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:05,988
Is that-- In the maybe pile?
401
00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:07,615
-But the maybes--
-Okay, these here...
402
00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:09,199
-We're gonna find 'em.
-Just give me a moment. Just give me one moment.
403
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:11,619
-ASA: Hey! We're gonna find 'em.
-One moment.
404
00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:14,747
Larry, I can't do it.
Can't work with that kid.
405
00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:16,624
He's driving me nuts.
406
00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:19,710
(EXHALES) You know,
like I told you, he's...
407
00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:22,504
he's a fucked-up kid,
he got sexually abused, I hear--
408
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:26,133
Oh. Oh, well, about that.
I did my research,
409
00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:28,302
and it turns out
that little Asa there,
410
00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:32,389
when he was a 17-year-old kid,
was "taken advantage of"
411
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:36,352
by the beautiful 37-year-old
Adrianna Amante,
412
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:37,645
the Italian actress.
413
00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:39,938
-Fuckin' smoke show! Stunning!
-Oh, my God.
414
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:41,315
That's the trauma?
415
00:15:41,398 --> 00:15:42,900
-Yeah, apparently.
-I... I read about that.
416
00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:45,986
And not only that, but he got
400 grand as a payoff.
417
00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:47,780
-That was him?
-STAN: That was him. Yeah.
418
00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:50,157
Formerly known as Andy.
419
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:51,575
-Wow.
-STAN: Yeah.
420
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:53,327
Were you as lucky at 17,
421
00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:55,287
to be taken advantage of
by a supermodel?
422
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:57,956
Yeah, right. I was traumatized
because I didn't have
423
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-any sex at all.
-STAN: Same here.
424
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,043
I couldn't fucking
pay a woman to touch me!
425
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:02,878
All right.
I'm gonna go talk to him.
426
00:16:02,961 --> 00:16:04,672
-And take the glasses.
-Yeah.
427
00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:06,799
And talk to him about
what glasses Larry would wear.
428
00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:09,927
-LARRY: Yeah, okay.
-Lucky little fucker.
429
00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:14,682
-Hey, Larry.
-Good to see you, Larry.
430
00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:17,559
Having some problems
picking out glasses?
431
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,186
Yeah, it's a real...
it's a conundrum.
432
00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:20,813
-Yeah, I'll bet.
-Yeah. I mean-- Yeah.
433
00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:22,940
You know what, you're really
giving Stan a hard time.
434
00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:24,274
You're acting like
kind of an asshole, and...
435
00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:26,860
-Uh-huh.
-...there could be a justification for it,
436
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:28,737
because I know
how traumatized you were
437
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,699
from that horrible incident
you had when you were 17
438
00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:34,660
-and sexually abused
by a beautiful, luscious... -(ASA GRUMBLES)
439
00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:37,454
-...voluptuous
Italian movie star. -You heard about that, huh?
440
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:39,039
Oh, my God.
I can't even imagine...
441
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:41,417
-how horrible that must've been.
-No, you can't. It was so hard.
442
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,668
-Let me ask you a question.
-Yeah.
443
00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:44,086
-How did that work exactly?
-Yeah. Well...
444
00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:46,213
Did she-- did she get you
in a headlock or, uh...
445
00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:48,966
No, I mean, listen,
it was a mental... headlock.
446
00:16:49,049 --> 00:16:51,427
-All right, cut the shit. Okay?
-ASA: Yeah.
447
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,387
-You were 17 years old.
-Uh-huh.
448
00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:55,931
If a cactus touched your penis,
you would've been thrilled
449
00:16:56,014 --> 00:16:58,100
-at that age. Okay?
-Wow! Wow. Wow.
450
00:16:58,183 --> 00:16:59,226
-Yeah.
-I see what-- Okay.
451
00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:00,978
What if you were
in high school, huh?
452
00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:02,396
-LARRY: Yeah.
-And you-- and you slept
453
00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:05,065
with an older, famous actress,
how would people treat you?
454
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:07,401
They would've named
the high school after me.
455
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:09,403
Okay.
456
00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:14,658
♪ (SILLY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
457
00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:16,910
(SIGHS)
458
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:21,498
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
459
00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:23,625
(MUFFLED) Hello?
460
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,253
Is this Councilwoman
Irma Kostroski?
461
00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:27,713
(MUFFLED) Yeah, it is.
462
00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:30,174
LARRY:
This is Larry David calling.
463
00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:32,092
What do you want, Larry?
464
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:33,969
I was wondering perhaps if...
465
00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:37,973
you might wanna get
a cup of coffee.
466
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:41,602
Well, today I'm canvassing
for Jimmy Mayhew.
467
00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:44,271
You're welcome to join me.
468
00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:45,981
LARRY: Ah! I, I'd love to.
469
00:17:46,064 --> 00:17:47,733
I'm really looking
forward to it.
470
00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:49,943
IRMA: Yeah. Okay, goodbye.
471
00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:51,153
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
472
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:55,073
Good afternoon.
My name is Irma Kostroski,
473
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:57,618
and we are here
to get this man elected
474
00:17:57,701 --> 00:18:00,120
as the next mayor of
Santa Monica, it's Jimmy Mayhew.
475
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:02,289
-LARRY: Wonderful candidate.
-IRMA: He's pro-environment.
476
00:18:02,372 --> 00:18:04,124
Loves fresh air.
He loves fresh air.
477
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,085
He's gonna solve
the homeless problem.
478
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:08,670
He's gonna make 'em homed.
Homed!
479
00:18:10,088 --> 00:18:12,800
-(KNOCKS ON DOOR)
-(DOORBELL RINGS)
480
00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:14,510
Where does he stand
on the issues?
481
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:18,639
You can't say "Happy New Year"
after January 7th.
482
00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:20,516
-I-- I don't think he--
-HOMEOWNER: I like that.
483
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,351
Very smart. Last year I got
a Happy New Year
484
00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:24,603
during Black History Month.
And, uh, what else?
485
00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:29,149
No child under ten
allowed in restaurants.
486
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:31,610
-Oh, now that's awesome.
-You love that? (SIGHS)
487
00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:33,821
He's very strong
on environmental issues.
488
00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:36,615
-Really? Like what?
-He respects wood.
489
00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:38,325
-I like that a lot.
-LARRY: Good.
490
00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:40,494
A pin for you.
491
00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:42,371
I might just have
to put it on right now.
492
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:44,122
-Appreciate you guys.
-Oh, one more thing.
493
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:47,000
-Yes?
-He's eliminating hand shaking.
494
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:48,460
He's my man!
495
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:52,339
IRMA: A lot of the stuff
you're saying isn't true.
496
00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:54,049
LARRY: What, are you kidding?
He ate it up!
497
00:18:54,132 --> 00:18:56,760
-IRMA: Yeah, well,
stick to the script, okay? -(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
498
00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,096
-Yes?
-LARRY: How do you do?
499
00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:01,306
We're canvassing
for Jimmy Mayhew.
500
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:04,560
You know, he's for fresh air.
He loves fresh air. (SNIFFS)
501
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:06,395
He likes
to breathe in fresh air.
502
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:07,896
-I like fresh air.
-And how about this?
503
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,648
He wants to get rid
of the penny.
504
00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:12,276
I'm all for that. However,
I'm in the middle of a book club meeting...
505
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:14,194
-SUSIE: Is that Larry?
-...but thank you so much.
506
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:17,573
-LARRY: Huh?
-SUSIE: I hear your voice! I know it's you!
507
00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:19,408
-Oh, hey.
-SUSIE: What're you doing here?
508
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:21,702
-Could you believe this?
-LARRY: Hi.
509
00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:23,161
-With Irma. Hi, Irma.
-Hey!
510
00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:24,454
-SUSIE: How are you?
-How are you?
511
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:25,622
-SUSIE: Good. Nice to see you.
-You're in a book club?
512
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:27,624
-Yes.
-Why is that so surprising?
513
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:28,917
What do you think,
we don't read?
514
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,127
What are you reading?
515
00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:31,920
-The Sound and the Fury.
-Faulkner.
516
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,881
-You two are reading Faulkner?
-Yes, we are. What?
517
00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:36,884
-Oh, is that--
-Oh, you're the only intellectual of the bunch?
518
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:38,594
What, you got
the Cliff Notes, huh?
519
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:39,636
What are you doing?
520
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:40,804
-We're canvassing.
-We're canvassing
521
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:42,973
-for Jimmy Mayhew.
-Yeah. Yeah.
522
00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:45,434
Didn't you tell me the other day
that you would never canvass?
523
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:46,810
No, I wouldn't canvass with you
524
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:48,770
because you turn people off,
and I didn't...
525
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:50,147
I didn't want you to turn
people off.
526
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:51,773
-She turns people off. Yeah.
-He's doing a good job.
527
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,443
So you're going door to door
to strangers' homes?
528
00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:56,028
-Yes. Yes.
-CHERYL DAVID: That's weird,
529
00:19:56,111 --> 00:19:57,446
because you don't even
like people.
530
00:19:57,529 --> 00:19:59,865
Well, I hate people
individually,
531
00:19:59,948 --> 00:20:02,367
-but I love mankind.
-Oh, you do?
532
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,661
He's very interested
in local politics.
533
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:06,747
-He called me,
we share similar-- -I'm sorry.
534
00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:09,082
-IRMA: Yes?
-Did you say that Larry called you
535
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,667
and asked if he could volunteer?
536
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:12,753
-Irma, we should--
we should really get going. -Yes.
537
00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:14,796
-We got a lot of houses to...
-He had a terrific change,
538
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,256
a cornerstone of our democracy.
539
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:18,216
I know that you don't care
about people,
540
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,302
and you don't give a shit
about politics.
541
00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:23,388
Well, you know,
maybe when I was married to you,
542
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:25,098
you held me back from
543
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:26,934
the person
I really wanted to be.
544
00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:29,227
What's on your...
your sweatshirt?
545
00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:30,979
A pin for Mayhew.
546
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:34,816
You hate pins 'cause they make
holes in your sweater.
547
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,276
Well, it's a thin pin.
548
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,778
-Oh.
-Ah. A thin pin.
549
00:20:37,861 --> 00:20:39,613
-A thin pin.
-It's a thin pin.
550
00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:42,616
-Anyway, let's leave them
to... to, uh, to Faulkner. -It's what you have to do.
551
00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:44,284
-Thank you.
-What's wrong with Faulkner?
552
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:47,120
Oh, yeah, you have
a great interest in turn-of-the-century Mississippi.
553
00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:48,455
-I do!
-LARRY: Yeah.
554
00:20:48,538 --> 00:20:49,915
Well, you enjoy your book.
555
00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:52,292
I don't need a club
to read a book, but...
556
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:53,669
Thank you very much
for your time.
557
00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:55,545
Come along, we have to go.
We've a lot to do.
558
00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:56,672
What are you doing?
559
00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:58,006
-Your local politics.
-LARRY: Bye-bye.
560
00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,008
-SUSIE: What the fuck
is going on? -Goodbye.
561
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,259
Get the fuck outta here!
562
00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:03,887
-IRMA: Bye.
-What the hell's going on?
563
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:05,347
IRMA: You can't ask to use
the bathroom.
564
00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:07,057
-LARRY: Why? What am I
supposed to do? How long--
565
00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:09,059
Listen, you never pee
when you canvass.
566
00:21:09,142 --> 00:21:10,060
(DOORBELL RINGING)
567
00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:11,395
IRMA: Good afternoon!
568
00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:13,522
We are campaigning
for Jimmy Mayhew
569
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:14,856
for Santa Monica Mayor.
570
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:17,484
Larry? I'm Stan's wife!
571
00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:19,611
Stan, prop master on your show.
572
00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:22,698
(CHUCKLES) Really? Oh, my God.
You live here?
573
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:24,032
-(LAUGHS) Yes.
-LARRY: That's amazing!
574
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:27,035
STAN: Fucking rat poison!
Has to be vegan, of course.
575
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,663
STAN: You know how hard
they are to find in the Valley?
576
00:21:29,746 --> 00:21:30,956
I'm worried sick about him.
577
00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:32,332
-STAN: Gen Z!
-That's your husband?
578
00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:33,667
-WIFE: Yeah.
-STAN: Little shit!
579
00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:36,128
He's having a lot of trouble
with a young actor on your show.
580
00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:37,045
(SIGHS)
581
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:39,631
He's wanting some snack
for a scene.
582
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:41,675
-Oh, my God.
-He's got my Stanley running around
583
00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:43,093
all over town
like a blue-arsed fly.
584
00:21:43,176 --> 00:21:44,678
STAN: He didn't even
give me gas money!
585
00:21:44,761 --> 00:21:47,014
Do you think you can come in
and have a quick word with him?
586
00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:48,724
-Yeah, of course.
-WIFE: Okay. Thanks, Larry.
587
00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:51,143
STAN: Bloody, now it's puffs,
for fuck's sake!
588
00:21:51,226 --> 00:21:53,729
-(GRUMBLING)
-LARRY: Hey, Stan.
589
00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:55,355
-Oh, Larry.
-Hey.
590
00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:58,567
-Welcome to puff paradise.
-What's going on?
591
00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:01,695
Ditch the kid, Lar.
He's had me drive all over town
592
00:22:01,778 --> 00:22:03,363
-for the last two days, okay?
-Oh, Jesus.
593
00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:04,906
Everything I give him,
he just rejects.
594
00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:08,243
He rejected these because
he said they were too "'90s."
595
00:22:08,326 --> 00:22:10,537
And he's looking
for a '70s vibe.
596
00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:13,373
These ones here are too salty.
Too spicy. These?
597
00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:15,292
-(SIGHS)
-Not vegan, or too vegan.
598
00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:17,336
Too vegan? What does
too fucking vegan mean, Larry?
599
00:22:17,419 --> 00:22:19,087
-He's such an asshole, Stan.
-STAN: Okay, I know, if there's anything...
600
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:21,381
-Such an asshole.
-STAN: And it's everything else.
601
00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:23,091
-The pens, the cups.
-He wants the cups...
602
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,468
Yeah, he wants the cups
to be dolphin-friendly.
603
00:22:24,551 --> 00:22:25,927
-(LARRY GROANS)
-What the fuck does that even mean, Larry?
604
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:27,262
-I don't know. I don't know.
-STAN: It's crazy!
605
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:29,473
And if he flicks his fingers
at me one more time,
606
00:22:29,556 --> 00:22:31,933
I'm telling you now, man,
I'll shove those fingers
607
00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:34,603
so far up his arse,
they'll pop out of his mouth
608
00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:36,438
and he can use them
as a hand puppet.
609
00:22:36,521 --> 00:22:37,731
-Oh, boy.
-STAN: Ridiculous.
610
00:22:37,814 --> 00:22:41,026
So I have a backup, Larry.
Okay? Zero calories in these.
611
00:22:41,109 --> 00:22:43,070
He's gotta love these.
Look, they look like something
612
00:22:43,153 --> 00:22:44,696
from fucking Starsky and Hutch.
613
00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:46,865
Seventies written
all over that, Lar.
614
00:22:46,948 --> 00:22:49,826
He can't reject those.
If he turns these fuckers down,
615
00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:52,913
-I will fucking strangle him!
-(BAG POPS)
616
00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:57,959
So, it turns out he did
this movie when he was 17,
617
00:22:58,043 --> 00:23:01,129
-and had sex in her trailer.
-He was 17?
618
00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:02,547
He claimed that he was abused,
619
00:23:02,631 --> 00:23:04,966
and got
a 400,000-dollar settlement,
620
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:06,343
and now he's playing the victim!
621
00:23:06,426 --> 00:23:07,803
This was his luckiest day
of his life.
622
00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:09,721
-LARRY: The luckiest day
of his life! -LEON: He's ungrateful.
623
00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:10,847
This little motherfucker
624
00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:13,308
got a piece of ass,
which is priceless.
625
00:23:13,391 --> 00:23:15,811
Then he got 400,000 dollars
on top of that shit?
626
00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:17,312
-Yeah.
-LEON: And the movie paid him.
627
00:23:17,395 --> 00:23:18,730
He got paid three fucking times,
628
00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:20,232
-and he still complains.
-Exactly. (LAUGHS)
629
00:23:20,315 --> 00:23:21,775
How old were you
when you first got laid?
630
00:23:21,858 --> 00:23:22,943
Fourteen years old.
631
00:23:23,026 --> 00:23:24,236
-Fourteen?
-So if you were in the Boy Scouts,
632
00:23:24,319 --> 00:23:26,196
you would've got
your, uh, intercourse badge.
633
00:23:26,279 --> 00:23:28,031
LEON: Fuck, yeah.
My first time tapping
634
00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:29,866
wasn't some
gorgeous-ass actress.
635
00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:32,452
It was this lady that made
donuts and shit, donut shop.
636
00:23:32,536 --> 00:23:34,579
You don't see me
coming back years later,
637
00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:37,290
asking for 400,000 dollars
in donuts.
638
00:23:37,374 --> 00:23:38,625
-(LAUGHS)
-LEON: I could've.
639
00:23:38,708 --> 00:23:40,836
Cream-filled, jelly.
All that shit.
640
00:23:40,919 --> 00:23:42,838
I tapped the lady
that made the holes,
641
00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:44,423
-you understand?
-(LAUGHS)
642
00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:46,925
Hi there. Good afternoon.
Uh, before I take your order,
643
00:23:47,008 --> 00:23:49,052
I wanna let you know that
we do have a special today.
644
00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:51,513
There's a fresh Maine lobster,
and there's only a few left.
645
00:23:51,596 --> 00:23:53,390
-JEFF: Oh!
-SERVER: Drawn butter, lemon.
646
00:23:53,473 --> 00:23:57,310
-I know who loves that.
-Yeah, sounds pretty, pretty,
647
00:23:57,394 --> 00:23:58,520
pretty good.
648
00:23:58,603 --> 00:24:00,313
I'll take one, and could you
go in and secure it for me,
649
00:24:00,397 --> 00:24:01,481
so they don't get taken?
650
00:24:01,565 --> 00:24:03,233
You got it. Absolutely.
I'll be right back.
651
00:24:03,316 --> 00:24:06,319
Dig this, after we eat lunch,
I'm gonna go vote for the mayor,
652
00:24:06,403 --> 00:24:08,488
so I don't have to wait
on all those lines after.
653
00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:10,031
Oh, yeah, that's not a bad idea.
654
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:11,324
RICHARD LEWIS: Someone
wanna come with me?
655
00:24:11,408 --> 00:24:13,827
I can't. I got a golf lesson.
656
00:24:13,910 --> 00:24:15,829
Berman's widow
took my time yesterday,
657
00:24:15,912 --> 00:24:16,997
so I gotta do it today.
658
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:19,124
What was I gonna do?
It's the widow, right?
659
00:24:19,207 --> 00:24:20,667
Mr. David, I am so sorry.
660
00:24:20,750 --> 00:24:22,627
I know you were interested
in the lobster special,
661
00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:24,337
but by the time I got back
to the kitchen,
662
00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:25,755
we only had one order left,
663
00:24:25,839 --> 00:24:29,092
so we decided to give it
to another diner.
664
00:24:29,176 --> 00:24:31,052
-What? Who?
-Um, Mrs. Berman.
665
00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:33,138
I don't know if you know,
she's a recent widow.
666
00:24:33,221 --> 00:24:35,473
-But we have a lot
of other delicious dishes-- -Wait a second.
667
00:24:35,557 --> 00:24:37,392
-We have a--
-LARRY: That woman?
668
00:24:37,475 --> 00:24:39,686
Uh, yes. Mrs. Berman,
there in the black.
669
00:24:39,769 --> 00:24:43,064
That's Ruth Berman!
She's not the widow.
670
00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:44,524
She's Berman's ex-wife.
671
00:24:44,608 --> 00:24:45,984
They've been divorced
for ten years.
672
00:24:46,067 --> 00:24:47,444
She's as much a widow
as I'm a widow.
673
00:24:47,527 --> 00:24:49,279
Yeah. She took
my golf lesson yesterday
674
00:24:49,362 --> 00:24:50,822
by claiming she's a widow,
675
00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:52,532
-and now she's got my lobster?
-Yeah.
676
00:24:52,616 --> 00:24:53,867
-RICHARD: Oh, boy...
-It-- it's not right.
677
00:24:53,950 --> 00:24:55,410
-Uh, sir--
-RICHARD: Oh, boy, there he goes.
678
00:24:55,493 --> 00:24:56,661
He's off. This is good.
679
00:24:56,745 --> 00:24:58,121
DINER: Yeah, we thought
you wouldn't come. I'm so glad--
680
00:24:58,205 --> 00:24:59,748
-Ma'am?
-Larry!
681
00:24:59,831 --> 00:25:01,875
-How's the lobster?
-It's wonderful.
682
00:25:01,958 --> 00:25:03,251
-Oh!
-You really should try it sometime.
683
00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:05,212
-So happy to hear that.
-RUTH BERMAN: Yeah.
684
00:25:05,295 --> 00:25:08,256
-And how are you doing, Ruth?
-Actually, not really well.
685
00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:09,966
-LARRY: Aw. Yeah.
-This experience of losing
686
00:25:10,050 --> 00:25:11,301
-the love of my life...
-Oh, yeah.
687
00:25:11,384 --> 00:25:13,094
...has been the hardest thing
I've ever gone through.
688
00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:15,555
-LARRY: It must be so awful.
-You have no idea.
689
00:25:15,639 --> 00:25:17,557
And yet you managed
to have a...
690
00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:19,684
golf lesson yesterday.
691
00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:21,728
Saul would've wanted me
to do that.
692
00:25:21,811 --> 00:25:23,980
-Oh, absolutely.
-He loved me, Larry.
693
00:25:24,064 --> 00:25:25,732
And I adored this man.
694
00:25:25,815 --> 00:25:27,067
-Oh, yeah.
-You have no idea.
695
00:25:27,150 --> 00:25:28,652
-I'm on to you, Ruth Berman.
-(SCOFFS)
696
00:25:28,735 --> 00:25:30,946
-You're saying you're a widow
to get widow privileges. -(DINERS GASP)
697
00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:32,864
-Okay?
-I'm sorry, excuse me?
698
00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:34,741
You're not a widow, okay?
699
00:25:34,824 --> 00:25:36,618
You're the ex-wife
of a dead man.
700
00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:38,995
-Oh, please.
-What's wrong with you?
701
00:25:39,079 --> 00:25:40,372
She just lost her husband!
702
00:25:40,455 --> 00:25:41,581
LARRY: Oh, she lost her husband?
703
00:25:41,665 --> 00:25:42,999
She lost her husband
when he caught her having
704
00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:44,292
an affair
with a tennis instructor.
705
00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:45,794
-Excuse me?
-LARRY: Oh, come on! Don't--
706
00:25:45,877 --> 00:25:47,254
-This is very painful, Larry.
-(DINERS JEERING)
707
00:25:47,337 --> 00:25:49,631
LARRY: Oh, yeah.
Oh, please. What an actress!
708
00:25:49,714 --> 00:25:52,634
-It's just like Saul. Oh, my...
-LARRY: Give me a break!
709
00:25:52,717 --> 00:25:55,553
♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
710
00:26:00,267 --> 00:26:01,851
Oh, boy, look at this.
711
00:26:03,186 --> 00:26:04,312
Geez.
712
00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:06,231
It's ridiculous.
It's not even moving.
713
00:26:06,314 --> 00:26:08,400
Yeah. I had to move
my golf lesson
714
00:26:08,483 --> 00:26:09,943
or I would've been here
much earlier,
715
00:26:10,026 --> 00:26:13,154
if not for this
so-called widow. "Widow"!
716
00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:14,406
Thank you for voting.
717
00:26:14,489 --> 00:26:15,865
-Thank you for--
-Yeah, nah, no, thanks.
718
00:26:15,949 --> 00:26:17,117
-I'm good.
-Take the pin.
719
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,286
You know what? It makes
a hole in, in my jacket.
720
00:26:19,369 --> 00:26:21,663
-It's a thin pin. Yeah.
-Thin pin? You give me that line?
721
00:26:21,746 --> 00:26:23,373
-Yeah, let me show you.
-I've used that line myself.
722
00:26:23,456 --> 00:26:26,668
No such thing as a thin pin,
okay? It doesn't exist.
723
00:26:26,751 --> 00:26:28,545
-Thin pin.
-Didn't hurt.
724
00:26:28,628 --> 00:26:30,046
-You happy?
-POLL WORKER: Very happy.
725
00:26:30,130 --> 00:26:34,092
Yeah. Hey, hey, everybody,
I voted. Look. Look at me.
726
00:26:34,175 --> 00:26:36,177
-Larry!
-LARRY: Hey!
727
00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:39,806
Hey, look at you!
You changed your pin policy.
728
00:26:39,889 --> 00:26:42,183
No, I didn't change
my pin policy, I just...
729
00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:44,019
I succumbed to pin pressure.
730
00:26:44,102 --> 00:26:46,396
-I'm human.
-ASA: Yeah. Well, listen,
731
00:26:46,479 --> 00:26:47,981
I've been, uh, taking
these glasses out
732
00:26:48,064 --> 00:26:50,275
-for a little test run.
-Yeah, I see. Look at that.
733
00:26:50,358 --> 00:26:51,318
-Yeah.
-They're no good.
734
00:26:51,401 --> 00:26:52,861
We gotta get rid
of the prop guy.
735
00:26:52,944 --> 00:26:55,739
-Get rid of Stan? Okay...
-Yeah. He's very difficult.
736
00:26:55,822 --> 00:26:57,741
You know what?
You're driving him crazy.
737
00:26:57,824 --> 00:26:59,826
I'm not here to make friends.
I'm here to make art.
738
00:26:59,909 --> 00:27:02,329
Yeah. Well, he's gonna have
a nervous breakdown,
739
00:27:02,412 --> 00:27:04,205
and it's gonna be real trauma,
740
00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:06,374
not like the fake trauma
that you went through.
741
00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:07,459
-Wow.
-LARRY: Okay?
742
00:27:07,542 --> 00:27:08,793
Oh, that's where
you're gonna go?
743
00:27:08,877 --> 00:27:10,587
-It was real trauma.
-Oh, yeah.
744
00:27:10,670 --> 00:27:12,714
I suffered very,
very real abuse.
745
00:27:12,797 --> 00:27:14,632
Hey, what are you--
what are you doing?
746
00:27:14,716 --> 00:27:15,800
-Larry, what are you doing?
-Hey.
747
00:27:15,884 --> 00:27:16,968
-Can I ask you a question?
-Yeah.
748
00:27:17,052 --> 00:27:18,136
-What's going on?
-How old are you?
749
00:27:18,219 --> 00:27:19,596
-Eighteen.
-Eighteen?
750
00:27:19,679 --> 00:27:21,848
If a woman
who looks like this
751
00:27:21,931 --> 00:27:23,516
was interested in you,
what would you say?
752
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:24,851
Yeah, I'd... I'd like that.
753
00:27:24,934 --> 00:27:27,437
And what if she, uh,
touched you down there?
754
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:28,646
-Down there?
-Yeah.
755
00:27:28,730 --> 00:27:30,690
-Fuck yeah.
-And what if she invited you
756
00:27:30,774 --> 00:27:32,692
back to her apartment
to have sex with her,
757
00:27:32,776 --> 00:27:35,278
and then
she gave you 400,000 dollars?
758
00:27:35,362 --> 00:27:37,530
-Who wouldn't take that?
-Yeah. Who wouldn't take that?
759
00:27:37,614 --> 00:27:39,032
Sign me up. (CHUCKLES)
760
00:27:40,575 --> 00:27:42,202
-Thank you.
-Well...
761
00:27:42,285 --> 00:27:43,995
is, is she here?
When's this happening?
762
00:27:44,079 --> 00:27:46,414
Don't be an idiot.
No. Of course not.
763
00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:50,794
(SCOFFS) Hey.
764
00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:53,922
Can I ask you
a personal question?
765
00:27:54,005 --> 00:27:56,257
-VOTER: What?
-Who are you voting for?
766
00:27:56,341 --> 00:27:57,592
Reimenschneider.
767
00:27:57,675 --> 00:27:59,969
-You're voting
for Reimenschneider? -VOTER: Yeah.
768
00:28:00,053 --> 00:28:02,222
Hmm. I have a proposition
for you.
769
00:28:02,305 --> 00:28:05,850
I'm voting for Mayhew.
We kinda cancel each other out.
770
00:28:05,934 --> 00:28:07,185
You know, this line?
771
00:28:07,268 --> 00:28:08,728
Why don't we get
the hell outta here?
772
00:28:10,230 --> 00:28:13,274
-I like it. Yeah.
-Huh? Yeah? Beautiful! Let's go.
773
00:28:14,984 --> 00:28:16,528
-Pleasure.
-Yeah.
774
00:28:16,611 --> 00:28:19,447
♪ (MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
775
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:21,449
(PIN CLATTERS)
776
00:28:25,036 --> 00:28:27,414
Hi, everybody. Welcome back
to KTLA 5's coverage
777
00:28:27,497 --> 00:28:29,416
of election night
across the Southland.
778
00:28:29,499 --> 00:28:30,959
Let's take you now
to Santa Monica,
779
00:28:31,042 --> 00:28:34,087
where Jimmy Mayhew
and the incumbent Jay Reimenschneider
780
00:28:34,170 --> 00:28:37,006
are neck-and-neck at this point.
Take a look at these numbers.
781
00:28:37,090 --> 00:28:38,883
With 82 percent
of the vote in,
782
00:28:38,967 --> 00:28:41,761
only 89 votes
separate these two candidates.
783
00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:45,098
We're good. Yeah, we're good.
We got this.
784
00:28:46,099 --> 00:28:47,392
ANGELA: So, Larry, I hear
785
00:28:47,475 --> 00:28:49,519
you're one of my husband's
biggest supporters.
786
00:28:49,602 --> 00:28:52,230
Councilwoman Irma tells me
that you were out with her
787
00:28:52,313 --> 00:28:54,315
-just really canvassing and...
-Oh.
788
00:28:54,399 --> 00:28:55,775
-...going and knocking
on doors... -Enjoyed it.
789
00:28:55,859 --> 00:28:57,944
-...and getting out the vote.
-Enjoyed every moment of it.
790
00:28:58,027 --> 00:28:59,279
Met some wonderful people.
791
00:28:59,362 --> 00:29:00,738
And I think we changed
come minds.
792
00:29:00,822 --> 00:29:02,365
-IRMA: I think so too.
-You know?
793
00:29:02,449 --> 00:29:03,825
-So nice to catch up
with you both. -Yes.
794
00:29:03,908 --> 00:29:05,535
I'm gonna go check on Jimmy.
All right, bye.
795
00:29:05,618 --> 00:29:06,995
-You've got nothing
to worry about. -(CHUCKLES)
796
00:29:07,078 --> 00:29:08,288
It's gonna be great.
797
00:29:08,371 --> 00:29:09,956
-He's got this. He's got this.
-The groundswell is there.
798
00:29:10,039 --> 00:29:11,875
-There's such a feeling going.
-Totally.
799
00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:13,334
Oh, isn't she lovely?
800
00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:15,795
-Oh, yes, yes, so--
-They're just such lovely,
801
00:29:15,879 --> 00:29:18,715
-lovely, lovely people, Angela.
-Oh, lovely, so, so, lovely.
802
00:29:18,798 --> 00:29:21,342
-And the family, they-- (SIGHS)
-Oh, the family, my God.
803
00:29:21,426 --> 00:29:23,887
-Those children are so polite.
-Those kids. Have you ever seen
804
00:29:23,970 --> 00:29:25,972
-kids so gorgeous
in your life? -I know, they're gorgeous,
805
00:29:26,055 --> 00:29:27,140
-and they helped out.
-Oh, my God.
806
00:29:27,223 --> 00:29:28,266
-Everyone was lovely.
-Lovely.
807
00:29:28,349 --> 00:29:30,268
Everyone was lovely.
I gotta eat.
808
00:29:30,351 --> 00:29:32,645
I gotta eat something.
I'm so nervous, my--
809
00:29:32,729 --> 00:29:33,980
-(EXHALES)
-(STOMACH GROANS)
810
00:29:34,063 --> 00:29:37,025
I got a little... I gotta
get rid of that gas bubble.
811
00:29:37,108 --> 00:29:39,027
-You want a samosa?
-No, thank you.
812
00:29:39,110 --> 00:29:40,487
-Mini quiche?
-Nah.
813
00:29:40,570 --> 00:29:41,654
-Crudité?
-No, thank you.
814
00:29:41,738 --> 00:29:42,780
-IRMA: No?
-No, I'm good.
815
00:29:42,864 --> 00:29:44,240
-I don't want anything.
-IRMA: All right.
816
00:29:44,324 --> 00:29:45,325
Hey.
817
00:29:46,534 --> 00:29:48,453
Hey.
818
00:29:48,536 --> 00:29:51,039
So, you're dating
the councilwoman now, huh?
819
00:29:51,122 --> 00:29:53,541
I wouldn't say "dating."
I would say, um,
820
00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:55,502
you know, I'm, like,
exploring the situation.
821
00:29:55,585 --> 00:29:58,796
Really? You said she was
the most obnoxious woman alive.
822
00:30:00,089 --> 00:30:01,674
(EXHALES)
I stand by that statement.
823
00:30:01,758 --> 00:30:04,802
-SUSIE: Mm-hmm.
-And yet for some reason...
824
00:30:04,886 --> 00:30:07,639
I'm inexplicably drawn to that
which repels me.
825
00:30:07,722 --> 00:30:09,516
You're so full of shit.
You're up to something.
826
00:30:09,599 --> 00:30:10,892
-I know you too well.
-No!
827
00:30:10,975 --> 00:30:14,229
-What, I-- I can't find love?
-(SCOFFS) Don't make me laugh.
828
00:30:14,312 --> 00:30:16,356
-♪ (URGENT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-NEWS ANCHOR: The results are in
829
00:30:16,439 --> 00:30:19,150
for the Santa Monica
mayoral contest, and wow.
830
00:30:19,234 --> 00:30:21,611
With 100 percent
of the precincts reporting,
831
00:30:21,694 --> 00:30:23,404
the winner
is Jay Reimenschneider.
832
00:30:23,488 --> 00:30:25,114
-Oh, my God!
-Oh, no!
833
00:30:25,198 --> 00:30:29,035
With all precincts in now,
it appears as if Mayhew lost by one vote.
834
00:30:29,118 --> 00:30:30,620
-(ALL GASPING)
-Oh, my God.
835
00:30:30,703 --> 00:30:32,705
-SUPPORTER: Oh, no, no!
-One vote?
836
00:30:32,789 --> 00:30:34,374
-Oh!
-NEWS ANCHOR: That's historical.
837
00:30:34,457 --> 00:30:35,917
I'm not sure
that's ever happened before.
838
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,670
Whatever lazy piece of shit
didn't bother to vote
839
00:30:38,753 --> 00:30:40,672
is gonna have a hard time
sleeping tonight.
840
00:30:40,755 --> 00:30:42,423
-How you lose by one vote?
-I don't know.
841
00:30:42,507 --> 00:30:45,134
-This is ridiculous.
-So, if anybody out there
842
00:30:45,218 --> 00:30:48,471
decided not to vote today
for whatever reason,
843
00:30:48,555 --> 00:30:50,640
you could've changed
the future of our city.
844
00:30:50,723 --> 00:30:52,350
SUSIE: So true.
One vote makes a difference.
845
00:30:52,433 --> 00:30:53,726
-IRMA: One vote!
-SUSIE: This is why you...
846
00:30:53,810 --> 00:30:56,479
-LARRY: It's outrageous!
-How do you lose by one vote?
847
00:30:56,563 --> 00:30:58,147
ASA: (SHOUTING) I know!
848
00:31:00,149 --> 00:31:03,361
I know how we lost by one vote.
849
00:31:03,444 --> 00:31:07,532
Larry David thought
the line was too long,
850
00:31:07,615 --> 00:31:08,700
so he didn't vote.
851
00:31:08,783 --> 00:31:10,076
-(CROWD GASPING)
-You didn't vote?
852
00:31:10,159 --> 00:31:11,744
-Is that true, Larry?
-What?
853
00:31:11,828 --> 00:31:13,830
-SUSIE: You lazy shit!
-No, that's not true, it's not true, it's not true.
854
00:31:13,913 --> 00:31:15,790
ASA: I watched the whole thing.
855
00:31:15,873 --> 00:31:17,959
I watched you walk away
from the line,
856
00:31:18,042 --> 00:31:20,878
and throw your voting pin
in the trash can.
857
00:31:20,962 --> 00:31:22,964
-(CROWD GASPS)
-ASA: Isn't that right, Larry?
858
00:31:23,047 --> 00:31:24,966
All right, all right, let me
explain what happened, okay?
859
00:31:25,049 --> 00:31:28,636
-One damn vote.
-No! Let me explain! Let me explain!
860
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:31,139
All the canvassing.
I don't believe it.
861
00:31:31,222 --> 00:31:33,099
I made a deal
with a Reimenschneider voter.
862
00:31:33,182 --> 00:31:34,851
You don't care
about Santa Monica.
863
00:31:34,934 --> 00:31:37,562
-You only care about yourself!
-No! I made a deal!
864
00:31:37,645 --> 00:31:39,647
The line was so long,
so we both decided to leave,
865
00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:42,650
because we would cancel
each other out, so it didn't make a difference.
866
00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:45,236
-Bullshit! I call bullshit.
-Absolutely selfish.
867
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:48,031
The family is lovely,
just lovely people.
868
00:31:48,114 --> 00:31:50,783
Fry him! Fry him! Get him!
869
00:31:50,867 --> 00:31:52,827
What's the difference who voted?
870
00:31:52,910 --> 00:31:55,538
He would've lost anyway.
It's not my fault.
871
00:31:55,622 --> 00:31:58,833
It was that fucking widow,
Ruth Berman!
872
00:31:58,916 --> 00:32:03,713
♪ ("CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM"
THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
873
00:32:03,763 --> 00:32:08,313
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