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[gunshot]
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♪ playful music playing ♪
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[banging on door]
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[banging]
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GRIGOR: I'm here!
Tell them to let me in!
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[whistling]
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There you are.
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Here I am.
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You have things to do, lady.
This country does not run itself.
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Does it not?
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Orlo is I know not where,
but I have your daily agenda.
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You?
Me.
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I'm ignoring your mood,
in the hope that you'll snap out of it.
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It is not a mood.
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It is a dawning realization
that is too horrible to accept.
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Shit happens.
You tried something, it fucked up.
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You didn't fail.
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No, they did.
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The court, my team, the serfs, everyone.
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This is Russia.
Hm.
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I finally understand what that means.
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It is a setback is all.
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Do not lose faith in yourself.
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It is not me I have lost faith in,
it is Russia, the people.
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Also, someone keeps shooting at me.
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Mm. That's not good.
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We best get inside and start the day.
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I will not show fear.
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So don't show it, but get inside anyway.
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[Catherine strains]
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[sighs]
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They did not want Peter, but perhaps
that did not mean they wanted me.
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And change seems impossible.
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They can change.
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Look at me, I have a daily agenda,
empathy for serfs.
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You are a singular individual.
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You helped me be one.
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You have changed me,
you will change millions.
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Nice of you to say.
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Now stop, as it is an agitating subject.
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All right, what's the agenda?
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[whispering] Science competition.
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International scientists are arriving.
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See, you almost smiled.
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This is the kind of boring shit
that you love.
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Enchanting chat, thank you.
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And if Russia wins, huzzah!
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You have brought us international acclaim.
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The court will love that.
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They have short memories.
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The serfs are back at work,
everything is as it was.
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All normal.
All fucked up as usual.
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♪ playful orchestral theme playing ♪
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He's been ignoring you for a long time.
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I don't think he's going to
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It is all right.
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Hello, Grigor.
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What are you
Oh.
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I have been fucking knocking
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I know. Shh!
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It is comical how agitated you are.
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Dimitri Kang, do you see him?
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This is... What do you call?
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Agitation of the spirit.
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Oh.
Exactly.
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I'm hungry. We've been fasting.
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I haven't eaten for three days.
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I mean a pheasant, some potatoes
and a lemon posset, but almost nothing.
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He has been in here.
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I needed something.
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Instinctively I knew what it was.
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Well, of course I did, right, Dimitri?
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Your heart told you where to go
for what it needed.
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And now my stomach tells me
to go in the breakfast room. [sniffs]
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Mm.
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Can we talk about what happened?
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Whatever you wish.
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Although it is past so is of no matter.
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That's kung fu thinking.
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Thing is, II don't get it.
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You had her.
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Court mad at her, chaos,
you have a gun, she's
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If you'd have seen her,
her beautiful face crumpled with grief.
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Oh, this love is going
to fucking end us.
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Or begin us.
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Hm?
What does that mean?
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Mm. Melon.
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Yum. Soothe yourself, Grigor.
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You choked in the moment.
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I understand.
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Okay, she cried.
Hard when they cry.
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George would cry
and I would go to pieces.
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Dimitri Kang has led me through
a long, dark night of the soul,
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and I have realized something.
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I don't want it.
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And that has given me
a peace that I have
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What the fuck are you talking about?
Stop interrupting!
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[scoffs] I wanted that fig
slathered in goat cheese
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and now it's on your face
and the floor. Fuck!
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And now I'm not serene.
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I speak from love.
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Listen from it instead.
Get me the fig, I'll eat it anyway.
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At the risk of having a roast squab
shoved up my arse, let me pose a question.
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How will you ever
take this place from her
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if she can merely crumple her face
and squirt a few tears...?
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Who am I, Grigor?
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The Emperor of Russia
chosen by God and line.
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No. I'm just a man.
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Two legs, one head.
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I like to hunt and eat and jape
and have sex and soon play with Paul.
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The thing is, Grigor...
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I not only don't want it,
I don't know that I ever did.
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I was just born to it, that's all.
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Like that stable boy and his father.
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Both have those warts that look like
an elephant's penis, he was born to that.
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He cannot get rid of his inheritance,
but I can mine.
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Hm. I don't want to be emperor.
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Where does that leave us?
Here.
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Just two men, four arms,
two heads, three melons.
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It leaves us trapped.
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It leaves us... fucked!
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I know you, you're a fucking emperor,
you want this!
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You made a mistake
and were selfless for a moment.
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Trust me, that is an aberration,
not a fucking character trait!
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You need to shut up.
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You want to fuck her a lot!
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That is all that's going on here.
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I'm not even upset with you.
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Um, what is it?
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It is a stapler.
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What's it do?
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There is a tube and a slide
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where individual pieces of metal
are pushed forward
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and then punched into the paper.
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[chuckles]
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And voilà!
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They are held fast.
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Right, and that's it?
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Worst part of my job is when a baby
gets stuck inside a woman
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and I have to go in,
sometimes elbow deep,
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turn the head and shoulders
and pull it out.
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Jesus, I did not know this.
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And as I'm not a fucking vet...
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Never having children. Never.
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Hence, the mother of invention.
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I have invented the ceps.
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In labor.
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[woman screams]
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[exhales forcefully]
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[screams]
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[coughs]
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So much of a woman's life is wasted
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being tied into and out of our dresses.
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Hm.
As I tell my girls,
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this time could be spent
reading, writing, painting.
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Indeed.
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Ooh.
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It is merely two strips of material
treated with tree sap
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that runs the length of the garment.
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And off, please.
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COURTIER: Oh, wow!
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That was quite something!
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It is brilliant, Katya Velcra.
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But let me consider
the unseen ramifications.
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And many rapes.
Yeah.
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I call it the Exultation.
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Sounds promising.
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It is to be four stories high,
70 feet wide.
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One climbs this ladder to the cart.
It seats four men.
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Or women.
Yes!
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Women should ride it too,
as well as children.
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Wonderful.
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Now, gravity
and the parabolic form
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give us the momentum
for an upward push and then...
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How do they not die?
They do.
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That is the point of the Exultation,
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the journey ends
in the inescapable conclusion: death.
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What?
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The old, the infirm, terminally ill,
the suicidal, the bored...
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have one final moment of sky and sun
before crashing to their death.
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We shall go with the stapler.
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Ah! Bravo!
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Uh, we've embossed it. Yeah?
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Take the "Great" part off it.
Yes.
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♪
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Thank you for being kind that day.
Even though you probably came to kill me.
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I'd just overthrow you really.
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Imprison you until you saw reason.
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Then live happily ever after with Paul
and a lot of picnicking and hunting.
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But then you did not?
PETER: I did not.
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I had an epiphany.
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I wanted your happiness more than my own.
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And honestly, I don't want to be emperor.
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You don't?
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That is what has stunned me.
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I understand something
for the first time.
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God chose me, my parents chose it for me,
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but I never chose it,
and suddenly when I could...
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I didn't.
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Wow.
PETER: Indeed.
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Love has done a strange thing to me.
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I wonder if you cut a man
who has loved fiercely,
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you will see a differentshaped heart
from a man who has not?
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Maybe that should be our science entry.
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Hm. How is our science entry?
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It attaches papers to each other.
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Hmm. Sounds embarrassing.
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Hm.
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Can I tell you something?
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Anything.
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I fear perhaps I cannot change Russia.
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Russia.
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It is an old sow stuck in the mud
and mostly happily so.
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But if anyone can, you can.
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But maybe no one can.
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It has been said.
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Shall I cheer you?
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My tongue is numb from this morning's
deer pastrami in red peppercorns,
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so I will have to rely on technique
rather than taste and feel,
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but...
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let us have at your button.
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Sorry, no.
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I am too low even for that.
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Hm.
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Bleak spirits indeed.
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CATHERINE: Indeed.
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Maybe I could help you
with the science thing.
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I don't think so.
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Ah, you forget I am a man of science.
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Remember, the dog and the parachute?
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Indelibly printed on my brain.
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It was a memorable day.
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Exactly.
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So, with my considerable intelligence
thus focused on solving your problem,
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I'm sure some brilliant invention
will come to me.
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I would actually be fascinated
to see what you came up with.
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Sounds like a challenge.
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If you like.
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I do like.
I will surprise you.
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Somehow you have
inexplicably cheered me.
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Time's up!
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[door opens]
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Dear Catherine.
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I have added some plantains
to the raw fish to help with digestion
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as the further along you go,
that stomach can be acidic.
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I do have a hollow
acidic feeling actually.
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Well, plantains.
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I don't think plantains can fix it.
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You may go.
I am not in the mood.
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In a mood, but not the mood.
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You are angry.
No.
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Sulking?
Bewildered.
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I have an optimism of people,
you in particular.
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The men abandoning me
in some ways does not surprise me.
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But you.
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Did I abandon you?
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You're alive and still Empress.
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Had I actually abandoned you,
you'd be in six pieces
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scattered across the forest
260
00:13:16,547 --> 00:13:19,087
and your head
the most prized souvenir in Russia.
261
00:13:20,384 --> 00:13:22,144
It is a pretty head.
262
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,755
Maybe we should focus on that.
263
00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:26,393
Also, there is much upside.
264
00:13:26,390 --> 00:13:28,020
Svenska is dead.
265
00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:29,346
That's good.
266
00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:32,311
You could've trusted me. My instinct.
267
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,982
Instead, you were ready to cut me loose.
268
00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:36,192
I saw it.
269
00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:41,154
And what would have happened
if I had backed your plan such as it was?
270
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,824
Something else. Something new.
271
00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:46,624
It seems a bit of a vague target.
272
00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:48,868
"Something else. Something new."
273
00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:52,671
Roll the dice
rather than rig the game first.
274
00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:54,496
That is bad politics.
275
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:57,341
Sometimes you just take the next step
and the path appears.
276
00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:01,047
That is what I wished to do
and my team dissolved around me.
277
00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:03,469
As I said, difference of opinion.
278
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:04,888
It happens.
279
00:14:05,596 --> 00:14:08,556
Many people like this dress,
but I have heard negative comments also.
280
00:14:08,557 --> 00:14:11,687
We cannot change without cost,
even if it is our own.
281
00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:14,265
I felt you shared my vision and my ideas,
282
00:14:14,271 --> 00:14:17,481
but perhaps you are
a fucking dilettante after all.
283
00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:21,742
Perhaps I just know my country
better than you.
284
00:14:21,737 --> 00:14:23,907
Should we have tea? Take a breath?
285
00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:27,624
You should eat your fish.
286
00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:31,413
You may go.
Catherine, please.
287
00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:33,543
Did I stutter?
I said you may go.
288
00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:39,712
Shit.
289
00:14:40,339 --> 00:14:42,929
What?
Your mother is on her way here.
290
00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:45,295
A rider.
She's less than an hour away.
291
00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:46,512
Mother!
292
00:14:46,512 --> 00:14:48,432
Huzzah! Oh.
293
00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:50,520
♪ tense music playing ♪
294
00:14:50,516 --> 00:14:52,726
Everything must look brilliant
for Mother.
295
00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:54,806
Marial, I am entrusting this to you.
296
00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,811
What am I wearing?
Why am I wearing this?
297
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,023
I can't be wearing this!
298
00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:05,855
Dimitri, you fucker!
What did you do to him?
299
00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:07,574
Don't call me fucker.
300
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:08,834
[gagging, straining]
301
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,540
Ooh!
302
00:15:11,537 --> 00:15:14,327
I opened his heart to himself
and he has gone inside its warmth.
303
00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:16,081
[groaning] Right. Okay.
304
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:17,995
Good.
305
00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:19,381
Thanks for helping him.
306
00:15:19,378 --> 00:15:20,838
[groaning]
307
00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:26,589
How's the notquiteassassination
attempts?
308
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,553
I'm pretty worried about hitting her.
309
00:15:28,554 --> 00:15:30,014
I wouldn't do that.
310
00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:31,853
Peter will kill you
and all your children.
311
00:15:31,849 --> 00:15:34,229
Not helpful thoughts
in keeping my hand steady.
312
00:15:34,226 --> 00:15:35,596
She's already shaken.
313
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:38,482
Just shake her a little more,
right off the throne.
314
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,360
She's pretty blithe about it.
315
00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:42,437
Then miss by a little bit less.
316
00:15:44,027 --> 00:15:47,697
He has abandoned the field.
We should keep going on his behalf.
317
00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:51,236
How I have missed her.
318
00:15:51,243 --> 00:15:54,003
A fucking hole in my heart
I dared not acknowledge
319
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:56,746
lest blood pour from it
and drown me in my longing for her.
320
00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:59,378
Oh.
It is a good time for her to come.
321
00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:01,496
You could use a hug.
Indeed, I could.
322
00:16:01,503 --> 00:16:03,423
And her hugs!
323
00:16:03,422 --> 00:16:05,882
They envelop one in a love so strong,
324
00:16:05,883 --> 00:16:07,973
you know nothing can hurt you.
325
00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:09,678
[knock on door]
326
00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:13,139
Hello, what time do you call this?
327
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:14,980
I call it Thursday.
328
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:17,015
Catherine, I'm sorry.
329
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:20,859
After what happened,
I just needed a few days.
330
00:16:20,856 --> 00:16:22,436
We should talk about what happened.
331
00:16:22,441 --> 00:16:25,611
Just apologize and help me get
the court ready for Mother.
332
00:16:25,611 --> 00:16:26,611
What?
333
00:16:26,612 --> 00:16:28,662
I am trying to metabolize
your betrayals, Orlo.
334
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:29,985
Don't make it harder.
335
00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:31,830
My opinions
that were sidelined
336
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:33,985
and put us in
an untenable position, you mean?
337
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:36,834
Just be for me, for today. Hm?
338
00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:38,707
I am for you.
339
00:16:38,707 --> 00:16:40,577
Even when you don't realize it.
340
00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:43,376
That was what I came to
Good. Great.
341
00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:46,224
Where's Velementov?
I don't know.
342
00:16:46,215 --> 00:16:48,625
She's here!
[Catherine screams]
343
00:16:48,634 --> 00:16:50,094
♪ lively music playing ♪
344
00:17:14,952 --> 00:17:16,202
[Catherine shrieks]
345
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:19,544
Bubble, bubble.
346
00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,002
Bubble, bubble.
347
00:17:23,252 --> 00:17:24,962
Bubble, bubble.
348
00:17:25,671 --> 00:17:27,671
Pop!
[Catherine shrieks]
349
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:31,432
Oh, my Catherine.
350
00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:33,296
My dear one.
351
00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:35,142
Sorry, I just
352
00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:37,768
Needed your mother
and found an empty space.
353
00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:38,976
Mm.
354
00:17:38,976 --> 00:17:41,976
Come. The space is empty no more.
355
00:17:42,813 --> 00:17:46,573
Now, young lady,
there is a rumor sweeping Europe
356
00:17:46,567 --> 00:17:49,697
that you have taken Russia
from your husband.
357
00:17:49,695 --> 00:17:51,485
Guard!
Yes, Empress.
358
00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:52,948
Who's the leader of Russia?
359
00:17:52,948 --> 00:17:54,318
You are, Empress.
360
00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:55,284
GUARD: Huzzah!
361
00:17:55,284 --> 00:17:57,834
Huzzah!
What is huzzah?
362
00:17:57,828 --> 00:18:00,408
Huzzah. It's a lot of things.
363
00:18:00,414 --> 00:18:02,174
All purposes variously.
364
00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:04,665
Oh! Also, you notice I am pregnant?
365
00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:06,958
Oh, I had hoped that's what it was!
366
00:18:06,962 --> 00:18:09,052
[whispering] Russians can be quite fat.
367
00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:11,547
I had feared you'd turned native.
368
00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:13,970
Come, let me show you my palace!
369
00:18:16,013 --> 00:18:18,563
You have arrived at an auspicious time.
370
00:18:18,557 --> 00:18:22,477
My science fair bringing together
the scientists of Europe begins tomorrow.
371
00:18:22,477 --> 00:18:26,057
My Girls' School.
Just randomly practicing songs.
372
00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:29,654
I have begun women's education
and it is going extremely well.
373
00:18:29,651 --> 00:18:31,451
Oh, I see.
♪ girls singing ♪
374
00:18:31,445 --> 00:18:33,025
Very nice, girls.
375
00:18:33,030 --> 00:18:35,450
I aim to revamp this country
in so many ways.
376
00:18:35,449 --> 00:18:37,079
Russia?
377
00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:40,575
Yes. We have so many plans
for it to be one of the great,
378
00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:41,789
most progressive nations.
379
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:45,038
[Mother laughing]
380
00:18:45,042 --> 00:18:46,922
Oh, my darling.
381
00:18:46,919 --> 00:18:50,959
I have not seen that look
on your face for so long.
382
00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:52,174
I missed it so.
383
00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:55,344
As usual you bite off
more than you can chew.
384
00:18:55,344 --> 00:18:57,184
It's true, I am an optimist.
385
00:18:57,179 --> 00:19:01,809
The line between optimist and delusional
being one we often watched blur.
386
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,938
I know, but...
387
00:19:04,895 --> 00:19:07,435
I came here and knew my destiny.
388
00:19:07,439 --> 00:19:10,569
Well, you came here
to be the emperor's wife.
389
00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:12,687
Something happened to me
when I arrived, Mother.
390
00:19:13,362 --> 00:19:15,492
This country entered my heart.
391
00:19:15,489 --> 00:19:17,659
Oh, well, I'm glad you like it.
392
00:19:17,658 --> 00:19:20,448
But you have not asked
after your sisters.
393
00:19:20,452 --> 00:19:22,252
Oh, uh, II have
394
00:19:22,246 --> 00:19:23,906
Got caught up in yourself,
395
00:19:23,914 --> 00:19:25,964
as you do, so wonderfully,
396
00:19:25,958 --> 00:19:28,958
and there is much magic
to get caught up in,
397
00:19:28,961 --> 00:19:31,511
but come with me to Earth, my darling.
398
00:19:31,505 --> 00:19:33,915
Of course.
How are they?
399
00:19:33,924 --> 00:19:36,304
I went to Donna's in Spain.
400
00:19:36,301 --> 00:19:38,601
Oh, my word, the palace!
401
00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:41,385
It shimmers like some golden heaven.
402
00:19:41,390 --> 00:19:43,310
Great. How magical.
403
00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:44,388
Yes.
404
00:19:44,393 --> 00:19:49,733
Well, these rooms
do have a certain raffish charm.
405
00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:53,278
[Velementov snorts]
Help!
406
00:19:54,111 --> 00:19:55,821
Come on!
407
00:19:55,821 --> 00:19:57,531
Fuck!
[knock on door]
408
00:19:57,531 --> 00:19:59,781
[Salanova straining]
Oh, hello.
409
00:19:59,783 --> 00:20:02,493
I'm trapped under him.
Against your will?
410
00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:04,584
Well, it fucking was at my behest,
411
00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:07,580
but then he passed out
and I cannot move him. [straining]
412
00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:09,253
He does not hear.
413
00:20:14,423 --> 00:20:16,303
They're on our left flank.
414
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:18,340
[Velementov grumbling]
415
00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:19,603
Fuckers!
416
00:20:19,595 --> 00:20:22,635
FuckOh, come on, f
417
00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:24,179
Oh, it's you.
418
00:20:24,183 --> 00:20:26,313
Flee while you can, Madam Salanova.
419
00:20:28,979 --> 00:20:31,729
Catherine has requested
you return to your duties.
420
00:20:31,732 --> 00:20:33,402
Which are what?
421
00:20:33,984 --> 00:20:35,534
Shooting more of our own
422
00:20:35,527 --> 00:20:39,487
while the Ottomans prepare unchecked
to finish the job for me?
423
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,450
It might have to do
with the Science Fair, maybe.
424
00:20:42,451 --> 00:20:43,911
Or meeting her mother.
425
00:20:43,911 --> 00:20:45,751
I don't know actually.
426
00:20:45,746 --> 00:20:47,406
I'm going to admit something.
427
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:49,004
Don't.
My...
428
00:20:48,999 --> 00:20:51,839
Don't.
...faith is somewhat shaken.
429
00:20:51,835 --> 00:20:54,295
Fuck. Don't say things
that cannot be unsaid.
430
00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:57,256
It will be fine.
She just has to listen to us a bit more.
431
00:20:57,257 --> 00:20:58,717
She is young. She is not Russian.
432
00:20:58,717 --> 00:21:00,717
Fucking Ottomans.
433
00:21:00,719 --> 00:21:04,099
They will be thinking me
a cockless wonder.
434
00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:07,637
They're laughing at us in Europe.
435
00:21:07,643 --> 00:21:09,813
So, it is your reputation you worry for.
436
00:21:10,354 --> 00:21:12,904
I was born to beat fucking Ottomans.
437
00:21:12,898 --> 00:21:14,268
It's my destiny.
438
00:21:15,067 --> 00:21:17,147
I have developed plans for a decade.
439
00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:22,820
Then she's right.
440
00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:24,664
We go for nothing but dumb reasons.
441
00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:27,405
You don't understand.
442
00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:30,290
I have spent days thinking...
443
00:21:31,375 --> 00:21:34,285
maybe my last battle was killing Russians.
444
00:21:35,546 --> 00:21:37,086
My legacy.
445
00:21:41,718 --> 00:21:44,508
Your legacy is the coup that raised her.
446
00:21:44,513 --> 00:21:45,683
Yeah.
447
00:21:47,182 --> 00:21:50,442
I suppose she really won that.
Not you.
448
00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:52,015
And then Sweden was a loss.
449
00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:54,860
And before that I suppose Peter the Great
manufactured our victories
450
00:21:54,857 --> 00:21:56,527
and you just obeyed, so...
451
00:21:58,068 --> 00:22:00,358
Sorry, I was, I was just
following a line of
452
00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:03,162
No, I'm well aware
of thththe thought line.
453
00:22:06,702 --> 00:22:08,952
Someone will try to take her out...
454
00:22:09,872 --> 00:22:11,502
and us too.
455
00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:13,128
I've stopped listening.
456
00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:15,747
Well, you're right to be with her then.
457
00:22:21,633 --> 00:22:23,303
Mm.
458
00:22:23,302 --> 00:22:26,472
And King Carlos adores your sister.
459
00:22:27,306 --> 00:22:32,266
Their love making speaks to it
in its frequency, duration, and volume.
460
00:22:32,936 --> 00:22:34,346
I'm so happy for her.
461
00:22:34,354 --> 00:22:35,904
As am I.
462
00:22:35,898 --> 00:22:38,188
And Nina in Lisbon is well.
463
00:22:38,192 --> 00:22:41,742
The King and her get on amicably,
they make a solid unit.
464
00:22:42,738 --> 00:22:44,358
They had another child.
465
00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:46,334
Oh! Delightful.
466
00:22:46,325 --> 00:22:48,365
Oh, I look forward to mine.
467
00:22:49,077 --> 00:22:52,747
Mm.
Gosh, you do look tired.
468
00:22:52,748 --> 00:22:54,038
I do?
469
00:22:54,041 --> 00:22:59,551
Well, beautiful, but that glow
you always have about you is dulled.
470
00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:00,916
Are you all right?
471
00:23:00,923 --> 00:23:02,933
I am. It is hard.
472
00:23:02,925 --> 00:23:04,635
[gurgling]
473
00:23:04,635 --> 00:23:06,425
[exhales sharply]
474
00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:08,008
Indigestion too.
475
00:23:08,013 --> 00:23:10,603
Oh, my dear one.
476
00:23:10,599 --> 00:23:12,389
It passes.
477
00:23:14,019 --> 00:23:15,729
Do not worry on me.
478
00:23:15,729 --> 00:23:19,689
To a mother, that is like saying,
"Do not have a heart that beats."
479
00:23:20,859 --> 00:23:26,779
I worry for all my daughters
but most now for poor Angela.
480
00:23:26,782 --> 00:23:28,832
She has been crushed.
481
00:23:29,493 --> 00:23:30,743
What?
482
00:23:30,744 --> 00:23:33,624
A carriage accident,
a falling tree, what?
483
00:23:33,622 --> 00:23:37,002
I meant her heart, her spirit.
484
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,250
CATHERINE: Ah.
485
00:23:38,252 --> 00:23:40,962
I had clinched a deal
for her to marry Louis.
486
00:23:42,506 --> 00:23:46,256
Of France?
Of France.
487
00:23:46,260 --> 00:23:48,720
Imagine.
Gosh.
488
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,220
MOTHER: Gosh indeed.
489
00:23:50,222 --> 00:23:54,642
For a mother who set her heart
on marrying her four daughters
490
00:23:54,643 --> 00:23:56,603
to kings of Europe...
491
00:23:57,938 --> 00:24:00,438
and no one would believe it
when I said I would.
492
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,110
They thought it madness.
493
00:24:02,109 --> 00:24:03,399
But you always saw it.
494
00:24:03,402 --> 00:24:08,452
And then to have done it
and for the final one to be France.
495
00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:11,028
The jewel of Europe.
496
00:24:11,034 --> 00:24:12,044
And then...
497
00:24:13,161 --> 00:24:14,581
And then?
498
00:24:14,580 --> 00:24:15,790
And then...
499
00:24:16,456 --> 00:24:20,086
you overthrew your husband,
500
00:24:20,085 --> 00:24:22,045
and the deal was off.
501
00:24:23,088 --> 00:24:26,588
No one wants to risk a rebellion
from inside the marriage bed.
502
00:24:28,552 --> 00:24:30,932
I'm
Sorry? Speechless?
503
00:24:30,929 --> 00:24:32,469
Which?
504
00:24:32,472 --> 00:24:37,312
Either would be fabulous.
Both would be appropriate.
505
00:24:37,311 --> 00:24:38,481
Sorry.
506
00:24:39,104 --> 00:24:42,944
You are who you are, always were.
507
00:24:43,609 --> 00:24:48,569
And I love you for your crazy mind
and willful ways.
508
00:24:49,740 --> 00:24:54,240
But you have cost your sister greatly
with this whim.
509
00:24:54,244 --> 00:24:56,754
This is not a whim, it is my destiny.
510
00:24:56,747 --> 00:24:58,917
We were talking of your sister.
511
00:24:58,916 --> 00:25:01,166
Ah. Yes. I'm sorry. Yes.
512
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:04,380
I will have to make a new plan.
513
00:25:04,963 --> 00:25:06,763
It will be difficult now.
514
00:25:07,925 --> 00:25:10,215
How did you kill your husband anyway?
515
00:25:10,969 --> 00:25:12,009
I didn't.
516
00:25:13,555 --> 00:25:14,675
What?
517
00:25:15,641 --> 00:25:18,141
He is down
in his apartments under arrest.
518
00:25:18,143 --> 00:25:19,393
What are you talking about?
519
00:25:19,394 --> 00:25:22,614
It is complicated, but it was better
for my transition to leave him alive,
520
00:25:22,606 --> 00:25:24,526
a savvy move politically speaking.
521
00:25:24,525 --> 00:25:26,185
Good God, Catherine!
522
00:25:26,193 --> 00:25:28,323
You left him alive...
523
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:31,280
to come kill you
once Prince Plodnik in there is born?
524
00:25:31,281 --> 00:25:32,951
Good grief, child!
525
00:25:32,950 --> 00:25:36,290
Sorry, Empress.
Business of the day, alas.
526
00:25:36,995 --> 00:25:39,455
Mother, you must be tired.
527
00:25:39,456 --> 00:25:40,496
No
528
00:25:40,499 --> 00:25:42,249
Marial will escort you
to your apartments.
529
00:25:42,251 --> 00:25:43,841
Sprinkle, sprinkle.
530
00:26:05,691 --> 00:26:08,321
Greetings. Are you here
for the science competition?
531
00:26:08,318 --> 00:26:10,028
Yeah. Are you to greet me?
532
00:26:10,028 --> 00:26:11,778
I am. [clears throat]
533
00:26:11,780 --> 00:26:13,280
Welcome to Russia.
534
00:26:16,076 --> 00:26:18,036
Jesus Christ, Pugachev.
535
00:26:18,036 --> 00:26:19,746
A little finesse.
536
00:26:26,503 --> 00:26:28,803
Ah, Orlo, hello.
537
00:26:28,797 --> 00:26:30,047
Uh...
Uncle Varnya.
538
00:26:30,048 --> 00:26:31,628
We're
Indeed you are.
539
00:26:32,301 --> 00:26:34,221
And how happy I am for you.
540
00:26:34,219 --> 00:26:36,099
II
Hello.
541
00:26:36,096 --> 00:26:37,426
What is it?
542
00:26:37,431 --> 00:26:39,351
VARNYA: The baby is near.
Yes.
543
00:26:39,349 --> 00:26:42,639
My concern is for her health.
She dies, where are you?
544
00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:44,154
Where are we?
545
00:26:44,146 --> 00:26:47,606
I mean, the serf riot was a disaster.
546
00:26:47,608 --> 00:26:48,898
She should be fine.
547
00:26:48,901 --> 00:26:50,941
Optimism is for children, Orlo.
548
00:26:50,944 --> 00:26:54,744
You're making love to a beautiful woman,
so you are not a child.
549
00:26:54,740 --> 00:26:55,910
Can we do this alone?
550
00:26:55,908 --> 00:26:58,158
It is two more sentences,
then we are done.
551
00:26:58,994 --> 00:27:04,214
If we have no plan, we must act
to get what we can, as fast as we can.
552
00:27:04,208 --> 00:27:06,788
What does that mean?
Shh!
553
00:27:06,793 --> 00:27:08,303
Don't "shh!" me.
554
00:27:08,295 --> 00:27:11,465
And get off the fucking bed.
555
00:27:11,465 --> 00:27:13,675
You have beautiful hair.
556
00:27:15,427 --> 00:27:18,887
My mother loves beautiful hair.
557
00:27:18,889 --> 00:27:20,309
Um...
558
00:27:20,307 --> 00:27:21,767
May I take some?
559
00:27:21,767 --> 00:27:24,017
What?
Varnya?
560
00:27:24,019 --> 00:27:25,349
Orlo, shush.
561
00:27:25,354 --> 00:27:27,064
I'm talking to Katya.
562
00:27:27,898 --> 00:27:30,318
I'd like a little of her hair.
563
00:27:30,317 --> 00:27:32,067
[Katya gasps]
564
00:27:35,572 --> 00:27:37,242
Now can I get off the bed?
565
00:27:38,992 --> 00:27:41,292
Please?
I'm almost done.
566
00:27:43,747 --> 00:27:49,377
I merely need to look in Orlo's eyes
and see he understands me.
567
00:27:49,378 --> 00:27:51,878
It's pretty crystal clear
from where I'm sitting.
568
00:27:53,799 --> 00:27:54,839
Indeed.
569
00:27:56,009 --> 00:27:58,009
Smart woman you have, Orlo.
570
00:27:58,011 --> 00:28:00,471
A keeper, as they say.
571
00:28:04,768 --> 00:28:05,848
Who's he?
572
00:28:10,274 --> 00:28:13,694
How was your trip?
Are you allowed to speak with me?
573
00:28:14,653 --> 00:28:15,993
Uh, what?
574
00:28:15,988 --> 00:28:18,368
I cannot read if you
are servant or noble.
575
00:28:18,365 --> 00:28:21,365
You seem servantish
but are well dressed.
576
00:28:21,368 --> 00:28:23,408
I am noble.
577
00:28:23,412 --> 00:28:25,042
I'm your daughter's best friend.
578
00:28:25,038 --> 00:28:26,708
I see.
Ah!
579
00:28:26,707 --> 00:28:28,627
Mother of Russia's mother.
580
00:28:28,625 --> 00:28:30,835
And you are?
Elizabeth.
581
00:28:30,836 --> 00:28:32,206
Aunt Elizabeth?
582
00:28:32,212 --> 00:28:35,722
Exactly. We wrote
when the deal was first done.
583
00:28:36,383 --> 00:28:37,683
Sergei!
584
00:28:37,676 --> 00:28:39,256
Your hand.
585
00:28:43,724 --> 00:28:46,024
Say hello and welcome, Sergei.
586
00:28:46,894 --> 00:28:48,194
Cute.
587
00:28:48,854 --> 00:28:51,154
You survived the coup as well, it seems?
588
00:28:51,148 --> 00:28:52,358
We all did.
589
00:28:52,357 --> 00:28:56,357
Russia is on a new
and better path. Huzzah!
590
00:28:56,820 --> 00:28:59,910
So, you chose my daughter
over your own blood?
591
00:28:59,907 --> 00:29:01,777
I chose Russia.
592
00:29:01,783 --> 00:29:03,663
Or you chose what's in her belly?
593
00:29:03,660 --> 00:29:07,540
I do not wish us
to misunderstand each other.
594
00:29:07,539 --> 00:29:10,379
I love your daughter.
I am on her side.
595
00:29:10,375 --> 00:29:12,585
I thought you were on Russia's side.
596
00:29:12,586 --> 00:29:15,166
They are the same.
She is Russia.
597
00:29:15,172 --> 00:29:20,052
Oh. She is a child
with a dazzling intelligence
598
00:29:20,052 --> 00:29:22,932
and a dizzying belief
in the power of herself.
599
00:29:23,889 --> 00:29:28,189
And if she is being duped into using these
to put herself in grave danger
600
00:29:28,185 --> 00:29:33,015
at the behest of others,
then those people are no friends of mine.
601
00:29:33,565 --> 00:29:36,185
I assure you
I am sure you do.
602
00:29:36,193 --> 00:29:37,863
Oh!
603
00:29:37,861 --> 00:29:39,861
Poor Sergei.
604
00:29:39,863 --> 00:29:41,743
He is unwell.
605
00:29:42,449 --> 00:29:43,949
[blows]
606
00:29:58,006 --> 00:30:00,336
What is it?
Don't know.
607
00:30:01,802 --> 00:30:04,352
How's it work?
Didn't ask.
608
00:30:04,346 --> 00:30:07,766
So how are you going to use it if you
don't know what it is or how it works?
609
00:30:07,766 --> 00:30:09,056
That's a solid point.
610
00:30:09,059 --> 00:30:12,229
Too bad you didn't think of it
before you bashed his face in.
611
00:30:12,229 --> 00:30:13,519
How is the scientist?
612
00:30:14,481 --> 00:30:16,151
Uh, unconscious.
613
00:30:16,859 --> 00:30:19,609
But not dead?
I'm pretty sure not.
614
00:30:22,698 --> 00:30:23,818
[scientist groans]
615
00:30:23,824 --> 00:30:25,834
Eh, I think we're good.
616
00:30:26,535 --> 00:30:27,655
Eh.
617
00:30:28,912 --> 00:30:30,332
PETER: Mm. [chuckles]
618
00:30:30,330 --> 00:30:31,670
TATYANA: Ooh!
619
00:30:32,332 --> 00:30:33,332
[gasps]
620
00:30:33,333 --> 00:30:35,093
PETER: Mm. Fuck me.
621
00:30:35,085 --> 00:30:37,415
A chilled oyster
with iced fennel shavings.
622
00:30:37,421 --> 00:30:40,261
Jesus, this cold box is a revelation.
623
00:30:40,257 --> 00:30:41,877
Fuck, that's actually good.
Mm.
624
00:30:41,884 --> 00:30:43,974
JeanPierre, let's chill some soup.
625
00:30:43,969 --> 00:30:45,299
Brilliant idea.
626
00:30:45,304 --> 00:30:47,814
Well said.
I like that guy.
627
00:30:47,806 --> 00:30:51,306
These cold berries
are absolutely titillating.
628
00:30:51,310 --> 00:30:52,810
And the vodka slush.
629
00:30:52,811 --> 00:30:56,271
My tongue itself is chilled. Mm.
Feel my tongue.
630
00:30:56,273 --> 00:30:57,363
Oh, I will.
Mm.
631
00:30:59,860 --> 00:31:02,240
[Tatyana laughing]
632
00:31:02,237 --> 00:31:04,067
PETER: Mmhmm?
Ahhh!
633
00:31:04,072 --> 00:31:07,032
It's best to focus on your wine glass
634
00:31:07,034 --> 00:31:10,454
or sometimes a bird that is flying by
in a distracting manner.
635
00:31:10,454 --> 00:31:12,214
Oh, my God. Amazing!
Mm.
636
00:31:12,206 --> 00:31:14,666
It's like a stick of tasty ice.
637
00:31:14,666 --> 00:31:18,206
Ah. I wonder if I could make
my cock cold in the same way.
638
00:31:18,212 --> 00:31:20,052
Oh, that's an interesting idea.
[laughs]
639
00:31:20,047 --> 00:31:22,417
Tatyana, sit.
640
00:31:22,424 --> 00:31:24,134
"Tatyana, sit"?
641
00:31:24,134 --> 00:31:26,094
Is there a dog in the room
shares my name?
642
00:31:26,094 --> 00:31:28,354
Oh! Make your tits cold.
Great idea.
643
00:31:28,347 --> 00:31:29,887
[Peter laughs]
[ice crackles]
644
00:31:29,890 --> 00:31:31,770
[Tatyana laughing] Oh, wait.
645
00:31:31,767 --> 00:31:33,847
Ehhh! [laughing]
646
00:31:33,852 --> 00:31:37,772
I mean, this is going to be a massive
victory for her and all Russia.
647
00:31:37,773 --> 00:31:41,443
If she agrees to let this be the entry.
But why help her?
648
00:31:41,443 --> 00:31:44,113
It will be a selfless act
that will touch her heart.
649
00:31:44,112 --> 00:31:45,912
That will be my victory.
650
00:31:46,532 --> 00:31:48,532
I can't tell if you're joking.
651
00:31:48,534 --> 00:31:50,544
[Tatyana and Peter laughing]
What's this?
652
00:31:50,536 --> 00:31:52,786
Oh, I'm making my tits cold. [laughs]
653
00:31:52,788 --> 00:31:54,038
Oh.
654
00:31:54,039 --> 00:31:57,499
Oh. Ah. Oh. Ah!
655
00:31:57,501 --> 00:31:59,711
How bracingly interesting.
656
00:32:00,754 --> 00:32:03,674
Why don't we have tea sometime?
657
00:32:03,674 --> 00:32:05,434
Of course.
658
00:32:05,425 --> 00:32:07,715
Now, I need a moment with the emperor.
659
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:09,850
GRIGOR: Hm.
660
00:32:11,890 --> 00:32:14,730
Hmm.
Catherine's mother is here.
661
00:32:14,726 --> 00:32:15,766
Oh. Nice.
662
00:32:15,769 --> 00:32:18,649
She loves her mother.
So her mother must love you.
663
00:32:18,647 --> 00:32:20,187
Everyone loves me.
664
00:32:20,190 --> 00:32:21,570
How true.
665
00:32:22,025 --> 00:32:24,275
But special care is needed.
666
00:32:24,278 --> 00:32:27,408
I sense danger.
And things are rocky at the moment.
667
00:32:27,906 --> 00:32:31,486
Mothers can turn a heart and mind
with a look, as you well know.
668
00:32:31,493 --> 00:32:33,623
Well, she will love me, I guarantee it.
669
00:32:33,620 --> 00:32:34,790
Mm!
670
00:32:39,626 --> 00:32:42,246
Apparently, the Dutch have a stick
you can see the stars with.
671
00:32:42,254 --> 00:32:44,764
I thought they would just bring clogs.
672
00:32:45,424 --> 00:32:48,394
Mm. Velementov.
I have not seen you in days.
673
00:32:48,385 --> 00:32:52,055
Yes. Well, shooting serfs
takes it out of me.
674
00:32:52,055 --> 00:32:53,715
Let us put it behind us.
675
00:32:53,724 --> 00:32:56,644
You are here now.
And relatively upright.
676
00:32:56,643 --> 00:32:58,153
Close enough.
677
00:32:58,145 --> 00:33:00,765
[softly] Apparently,
the French can harvest lightning
678
00:33:00,772 --> 00:33:02,112
and run carriages off it.
679
00:33:02,107 --> 00:33:03,397
And we have?
680
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,280
Stapler. Which is good.
681
00:33:05,277 --> 00:33:06,567
No, it isn't.
682
00:33:07,112 --> 00:33:08,992
And when are we due to present?
ORLO: Tomorrow.
683
00:33:10,324 --> 00:33:12,494
What are you doing here?
Why are you free?
684
00:33:12,492 --> 00:33:16,122
Because when Russia and the Empress
need me, I intuitively know that,
685
00:33:16,121 --> 00:33:18,171
because I listen to my heart, Orlo.
686
00:33:18,165 --> 00:33:21,125
Catherine, open your mouth
and close your eyes.
687
00:33:21,126 --> 00:33:23,336
I did that once before
and I did not enjoy it.
688
00:33:23,337 --> 00:33:25,507
Your muffled murmurs
of approbation said different.
689
00:33:25,506 --> 00:33:26,716
Oh. They wer
690
00:33:28,634 --> 00:33:31,054
Taste it, feel it.
691
00:33:31,053 --> 00:33:32,853
Ice?
Mm.
692
00:33:32,846 --> 00:33:36,886
Currant juice ice with
a chocolate raspberry frozen inside.
693
00:33:36,892 --> 00:33:38,812
It is summer. How?
694
00:33:38,810 --> 00:33:40,650
Ah! Guards.
695
00:33:43,232 --> 00:33:44,732
Voilà!
696
00:33:44,733 --> 00:33:46,403
The refrigerated box.
697
00:33:46,401 --> 00:33:48,741
No longer will we store meat in the snow
698
00:33:48,737 --> 00:33:52,157
and hope it is not stolen
by animals or bacteria.
699
00:33:52,157 --> 00:33:54,157
It is a change people have dreamed of
700
00:33:54,159 --> 00:33:56,079
and will change the course
of human history
701
00:33:56,078 --> 00:33:58,368
and Russia will have done it.
702
00:34:00,123 --> 00:34:01,583
And I invented it.
703
00:34:02,334 --> 00:34:05,844
I had what is called a stroke of genius,
something I am often stroked with.
704
00:34:07,422 --> 00:34:08,592
Orlo?
705
00:34:08,590 --> 00:34:10,220
Empress?
706
00:34:10,217 --> 00:34:12,797
Who has not arrived yet?
Which delegation?
707
00:34:14,972 --> 00:34:16,142
Norway.
708
00:34:16,890 --> 00:34:18,980
Fuck. Where is he?
709
00:34:19,768 --> 00:34:21,228
I don't know who you mean.
710
00:34:21,228 --> 00:34:22,398
A strange question.
711
00:34:22,396 --> 00:34:24,766
I don't get it either.
Apologies, Empress.
712
00:34:25,899 --> 00:34:27,229
Is he safe?
713
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:32,030
He is fine, but
714
00:34:32,030 --> 00:34:35,870
And can he be kept safe
and hidden until this is over?
715
00:34:37,327 --> 00:34:40,247
You mean...
If we use it, we win.
716
00:34:40,247 --> 00:34:42,287
And the people need a victory.
717
00:34:42,291 --> 00:34:43,791
Huzzah!
718
00:34:43,792 --> 00:34:45,342
And?
719
00:34:45,335 --> 00:34:48,005
Thank
No, actually, don't thank me.
720
00:34:48,005 --> 00:34:49,755
I am a full well.
721
00:34:49,756 --> 00:34:54,256
I do not need people's tears,
spittle, or approbation to fill it.
722
00:34:54,261 --> 00:34:56,261
Thank you anyway. Hm.
723
00:35:13,822 --> 00:35:15,912
♪ lively violin music playing ♪
724
00:35:18,076 --> 00:35:20,906
[furniture clattering]
[indistinct chatter, laughter]
725
00:35:28,587 --> 00:35:31,507
Ladies, may I join you...
726
00:35:33,509 --> 00:35:37,389
and you can introduce me
to some of that famous vodka of yours?
727
00:35:44,561 --> 00:35:45,771
Come with me.
728
00:35:45,771 --> 00:35:47,771
I really don't want to talk.
729
00:35:47,773 --> 00:35:50,943
We don't need to talk.
But you need to see something.
730
00:35:55,489 --> 00:35:56,989
Where are we going?
731
00:35:56,990 --> 00:35:59,120
♪ somber chorus singing ♪
732
00:36:03,330 --> 00:36:04,870
What is it?
733
00:36:04,873 --> 00:36:07,293
A memorial for the dead.
734
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:10,500
Shakey, Svenska, the others.
735
00:36:11,171 --> 00:36:12,671
Shit. I can't.
736
00:36:12,673 --> 00:36:15,593
In Russia we are brutal, I suppose,
737
00:36:15,592 --> 00:36:20,432
but after, we try to heal a bit
lest we rend completely.
738
00:36:20,430 --> 00:36:22,270
ARCHIE: We bury our dead,
739
00:36:22,266 --> 00:36:26,686
we bury our pains, we bury our animus,
740
00:36:27,604 --> 00:36:31,024
and we ask God to seal up our wounds...
741
00:36:31,024 --> 00:36:33,244
They hold no grudge against each other?
742
00:36:33,235 --> 00:36:34,525
Against me?
743
00:36:35,279 --> 00:36:38,369
It's not all washed away, but we try.
744
00:36:39,241 --> 00:36:43,001
That is unexpected, and impressive.
745
00:36:42,995 --> 00:36:46,455
You want to teach us something,
and we need it.
746
00:36:47,249 --> 00:36:49,589
But maybe we can teach you something.
747
00:36:53,672 --> 00:36:55,422
It wasn't my fault.
748
00:36:56,341 --> 00:36:57,841
Or...
749
00:36:57,843 --> 00:36:59,473
maybe it was,
750
00:37:00,762 --> 00:37:04,182
for I did not give you the courage
you all needed in your hearts.
751
00:37:04,183 --> 00:37:05,683
It is a view.
752
00:37:18,071 --> 00:37:19,451
Thanks.
753
00:37:22,743 --> 00:37:26,833
Sorry about the knife and the hair thing.
754
00:37:27,748 --> 00:37:29,288
You know how I get.
755
00:37:30,375 --> 00:37:31,875
We need help.
756
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:36,590
Can you give this back to her?
757
00:37:43,263 --> 00:37:45,603
I feel bad stealing from Catherine.
758
00:37:46,767 --> 00:37:48,477
Would she have given it to you?
759
00:37:49,728 --> 00:37:51,268
II don't know.
760
00:37:51,271 --> 00:37:53,821
ShShe's hard to talk to sometimes.
761
00:37:59,238 --> 00:38:00,408
MOTHER: Hmm.
762
00:38:01,532 --> 00:38:04,992
Mother, I know you are cross
over losing France.
763
00:38:04,993 --> 00:38:10,043
Of course.
It is blood and ash in my mouth.
764
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:14,130
Well, then eat some blueberry
and caramel flan while I tell you this.
765
00:38:14,127 --> 00:38:16,457
You will find her somewhere.
766
00:38:16,463 --> 00:38:20,433
But I am doing something here
that will change the world.
767
00:38:21,218 --> 00:38:24,508
I will forge this country
into a progressive nation
768
00:38:24,513 --> 00:38:27,683
that electrifies Europe
and the world as to what is possible.
769
00:38:27,683 --> 00:38:30,063
They will see the imagined become real.
770
00:38:30,060 --> 00:38:32,810
Countries led by love, reason, and joy
771
00:38:32,813 --> 00:38:36,073
rather than darkness, capriciousness,
and bloodshed.
772
00:38:37,484 --> 00:38:40,244
I will fucking prevail in this.
773
00:38:41,196 --> 00:38:45,026
And the world will know
you forged a daughter who did this.
774
00:38:45,951 --> 00:38:48,081
God, I love your fire.
775
00:38:48,078 --> 00:38:49,868
You are a wonder.
776
00:38:49,872 --> 00:38:52,542
True.
And thank you.
777
00:38:53,458 --> 00:38:56,248
It was fascinating wandering the court.
778
00:38:56,253 --> 00:38:57,883
Mm. Glad you enjoyed it.
779
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:02,260
It's so funny how the women
wear the finest French fashion
780
00:39:02,259 --> 00:39:04,429
and still look like potatoes.
781
00:39:04,428 --> 00:39:07,308
[laughs] Mother!
782
00:39:08,182 --> 00:39:11,732
Well, like any court,
there are a variety of people.
783
00:39:12,561 --> 00:39:15,151
But I am focused on the potential
of the people.
784
00:39:15,147 --> 00:39:17,517
I admire how you cling like grim death
785
00:39:17,524 --> 00:39:19,444
to the idea that you can
change this place.
786
00:39:20,235 --> 00:39:21,485
I can!
787
00:39:21,486 --> 00:39:23,486
Chew, chew, chew, little cat.
788
00:39:23,488 --> 00:39:26,408
But my worry is you will choke.
789
00:39:27,159 --> 00:39:28,329
I will not.
790
00:39:28,327 --> 00:39:32,657
Because the thing
about any court is gossip,
791
00:39:33,749 --> 00:39:37,839
and my wanderings today
led me to a clutch
792
00:39:37,836 --> 00:39:41,006
of sallowfaced, acidtongued moles...
793
00:39:41,006 --> 00:39:42,666
[gulps]
794
00:39:42,674 --> 00:39:47,354
...who, after a few overly astringent
vodkas lacking in floral notes,
795
00:39:47,346 --> 00:39:49,346
told me a fascinating tale
796
00:39:49,348 --> 00:39:54,518
about a bloody and chaotic uprising
of serfs and nobles,
797
00:39:55,395 --> 00:40:00,605
crocodiles roaming court,
a war with the Ottomans looming,
798
00:40:00,609 --> 00:40:03,989
a battle with the Church
that is no doubt doomed,
799
00:40:03,987 --> 00:40:06,777
a general litany of failures,
800
00:40:06,782 --> 00:40:11,622
and clearly a court who regard you
as a disappointing curiosity.
801
00:40:12,621 --> 00:40:15,501
That's not true.
Which part?
802
00:40:16,542 --> 00:40:19,132
It was one crocodile.
803
00:40:19,127 --> 00:40:20,297
Well, it's my fault.
804
00:40:21,672 --> 00:40:26,642
I should never have sent such a brilliant
young woman to a shithole like this.
805
00:40:27,553 --> 00:40:29,763
Come on, I want to meet your husband.
806
00:40:29,763 --> 00:40:31,643
Your prisoner.
807
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:34,140
Uh...
I'm not sure that
808
00:40:34,142 --> 00:40:36,062
When did you stop having fun?
809
00:40:36,061 --> 00:40:37,561
I didn't. I...
810
00:40:37,563 --> 00:40:39,063
I'm just not sure it's
811
00:40:39,064 --> 00:40:42,444
Are you keeping me waiting?
You know how I hate to wait.
812
00:40:42,442 --> 00:40:44,652
No. Of course not.
813
00:40:45,195 --> 00:40:46,855
Let us go.
814
00:40:46,864 --> 00:40:48,034
Chop, chop.
815
00:40:52,244 --> 00:40:53,834
♪ harp playing ♪
816
00:40:56,999 --> 00:40:58,629
Feel it in the air.
817
00:41:02,254 --> 00:41:04,384
Damn.
Peter?
818
00:41:04,381 --> 00:41:06,131
PETER: Hm?
What're you doing?
819
00:41:06,133 --> 00:41:09,473
My kung fu master is teaching me
to hone my senses and perceptions.
820
00:41:09,469 --> 00:41:13,809
I lose my sight but feel the trajectory
through a sixth sense.
821
00:41:15,976 --> 00:41:18,846
My mother would like to meet you.
Ah, brilliant.
822
00:41:22,941 --> 00:41:24,281
Just be...
823
00:41:25,110 --> 00:41:27,070
Yes?
II don't know.
824
00:41:27,070 --> 00:41:30,370
II feel I want you to be something
for her, but I have no idea what.
825
00:41:30,365 --> 00:41:32,275
Ah!
Ah?
826
00:41:32,284 --> 00:41:33,914
I recognize it.
827
00:41:33,911 --> 00:41:37,831
Yeah, in my mother's presence I would
often be stuck to the floor in unsureness,
828
00:41:37,831 --> 00:41:40,711
not knowing what was required
but knowing something was.
829
00:41:40,709 --> 00:41:41,999
It's not like that.
830
00:41:43,170 --> 00:41:44,670
Stop doing that.
831
00:41:44,671 --> 00:41:49,721
Uh, don't mention the fridge
and just be... something.
832
00:41:49,718 --> 00:41:52,968
Dimitri says the last thing
we should be is something.
833
00:41:52,971 --> 00:41:55,141
Well, I cannot wait out there forever
watching the guards
834
00:41:55,140 --> 00:41:57,310
undress me with
their Russian mouse eyes.
835
00:41:58,227 --> 00:41:59,807
Emperor Peter.
836
00:42:01,063 --> 00:42:02,773
Do we still call you that?
837
00:42:02,773 --> 00:42:06,903
You may call me whatever you wish,
for it is such a joy to meet you.
838
00:42:06,902 --> 00:42:10,412
For when this angel slipped
from between your legs into the world
839
00:42:10,405 --> 00:42:12,275
was the happiest of days for me.
840
00:42:13,617 --> 00:42:15,947
You speak well of someone
who took your empire.
841
00:42:15,953 --> 00:42:18,123
We don't have to talk about
I love her.
842
00:42:18,121 --> 00:42:20,791
And the empire taking thing, long story.
843
00:42:20,791 --> 00:42:24,421
I was very hungry, she has Paul
inside her, so couldn't kill her.
844
00:42:24,419 --> 00:42:27,759
A conflation of occurrences
that has led us here.
845
00:42:27,756 --> 00:42:30,626
And, as my master Dimitri would say,
846
00:42:30,634 --> 00:42:34,894
to this point that is right
in all its rightness.
847
00:42:37,766 --> 00:42:39,386
Cake, motherinlaw dearest?
848
00:42:39,393 --> 00:42:40,853
Oh. Good grief.
849
00:42:41,687 --> 00:42:44,017
So did I hear you say that you love her?
850
00:42:44,022 --> 00:42:46,442
I do love her.
No. He thinks he does.
851
00:42:46,441 --> 00:42:48,651
I do.
And her me.
852
00:42:48,652 --> 00:42:51,202
Although she is struggling
admitting her feelings.
853
00:42:51,196 --> 00:42:52,566
It's not a struggle.
854
00:42:52,573 --> 00:42:56,743
I am fond of you the way one feels
seeing a cat with no eyes and a limp paw.
855
00:42:57,411 --> 00:42:59,961
Cats like that fill you with lust?
856
00:42:59,955 --> 00:43:01,325
No.
857
00:43:01,331 --> 00:43:05,131
More I vacillate between
pitying it and murdering it.
858
00:43:05,127 --> 00:43:07,917
Hm. How you fight yourself.
859
00:43:07,921 --> 00:43:10,471
It is fascinating and endearing to watch.
860
00:43:10,465 --> 00:43:12,005
How very interesting.
861
00:43:12,009 --> 00:43:13,639
It's not.
862
00:43:13,635 --> 00:43:16,885
It is curious and yet somewhat comical.
863
00:43:16,889 --> 00:43:18,099
A great love story.
864
00:43:18,098 --> 00:43:20,638
I have Voltaire working
on the memoir of it.
865
00:43:20,642 --> 00:43:22,482
You do not.
866
00:43:22,477 --> 00:43:25,977
Hmm, it will be a classique,
formidable and...
867
00:43:25,981 --> 00:43:27,151
je ne sais quoi.
868
00:43:27,858 --> 00:43:30,608
So, you are sanguine
about her taking your empire?
869
00:43:30,611 --> 00:43:32,151
Ah, I don't want it.
870
00:43:33,155 --> 00:43:34,275
Right.
871
00:43:34,281 --> 00:43:36,781
I sense that you
are humoring her through this.
872
00:43:36,783 --> 00:43:39,413
He's not humoring me, Mother
I was, but now
873
00:43:39,411 --> 00:43:42,791
You are my prisoner, and I will cut
your fucking head off if I whim it!
874
00:43:42,789 --> 00:43:44,459
Mm. But do not.
875
00:43:44,458 --> 00:43:49,798
Although in a sense she is right, I am
her prisoner for I am trapped by her love.
876
00:43:49,796 --> 00:43:51,666
But let us talk of you, Joanna.
877
00:43:51,673 --> 00:43:54,133
What style, what grace.
878
00:43:54,134 --> 00:43:56,054
Your skin is porcelain,
879
00:43:56,053 --> 00:43:59,563
your eyes just piercing
with intelligence.
880
00:44:00,641 --> 00:44:03,351
How do you entertain yourself
in confinement?
881
00:44:03,352 --> 00:44:06,272
I recently had an epiphany.
882
00:44:06,271 --> 00:44:10,441
French for, "Fuck me, I'm all wrong
and now I see the truth of myself."
883
00:44:10,442 --> 00:44:13,992
Fucking hard going, this spiritual path,
but I am resolved for Paul to do it.
884
00:44:13,987 --> 00:44:16,487
I also study French, kung fu,
885
00:44:16,490 --> 00:44:18,030
theology, astronomy,
886
00:44:18,033 --> 00:44:22,503
and have lately invented many condiments
containing whipped egg yolks
887
00:44:22,496 --> 00:44:24,286
with mustard and lemon.
888
00:44:24,289 --> 00:44:26,629
A sort of eggonaise.
889
00:44:26,625 --> 00:44:29,035
It is dull to speak of oneself so much.
890
00:44:30,087 --> 00:44:31,377
You asked him.
891
00:44:31,380 --> 00:44:34,090
No, you are indeed right.
How was your trip?
892
00:44:34,091 --> 00:44:38,011
How was my trip?
What a sparkling conversational gambit.
893
00:44:38,011 --> 00:44:39,011
Thank you.
894
00:44:39,012 --> 00:44:41,142
Did you find any tasty morsels
on the journey?
895
00:44:41,139 --> 00:44:42,469
Calcots are in season.
896
00:44:42,474 --> 00:44:45,644
Often they just grow wild by the roadside
and when grilled are
897
00:44:45,644 --> 00:44:47,024
I'm done.
898
00:44:47,479 --> 00:44:49,149
He is interminable.
899
00:44:49,773 --> 00:44:52,403
What?
Mother.
900
00:44:52,401 --> 00:44:54,951
I don't think you understood
the throwing and catching of the cakes!
901
00:44:54,945 --> 00:44:56,065
Is he still talking?
902
00:44:56,071 --> 00:44:59,161
You could've at least cut out his tongue
if you weren't going to kill him.
903
00:44:59,157 --> 00:45:00,987
Oh, she likes my fucking tongue!
904
00:45:00,993 --> 00:45:02,293
Mm!
905
00:45:08,333 --> 00:45:10,503
CATHERINE:
He is a strange one, isn't he?
906
00:45:10,502 --> 00:45:14,302
I need him alive politically.
And he is the father of my child so...
907
00:45:14,298 --> 00:45:16,718
Fathers are overrated.
As you know.
908
00:45:16,717 --> 00:45:20,177
Overrated, and basically harmless.
As you know.
909
00:45:20,179 --> 00:45:22,599
Perhaps.
You like him.
910
00:45:22,598 --> 00:45:23,768
I do not.
911
00:45:23,765 --> 00:45:26,635
I mean, I am fond, and he is curious
912
00:45:26,643 --> 00:45:29,773
and kind sometimes,
but he is a terrible person as well
913
00:45:29,771 --> 00:45:32,111
What a mess.
It is not.
914
00:45:32,774 --> 00:45:34,114
I don't think it is.
915
00:45:34,109 --> 00:45:36,319
I know you don't.
That's why you have me.
916
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:38,110
Always was.
Ah.
917
00:45:38,113 --> 00:45:40,073
Stop scratching!
918
00:45:40,073 --> 00:45:41,493
Your rash.
919
00:45:41,491 --> 00:45:44,201
I haven't had it for ages, but yes.
920
00:45:44,203 --> 00:45:46,163
Put some cream on it.
921
00:45:46,163 --> 00:45:48,173
And get some sleep, darling one.
922
00:45:48,165 --> 00:45:49,415
Woof, woof!
923
00:45:49,416 --> 00:45:50,496
Woof, woof.
924
00:45:53,587 --> 00:45:58,427
Oh! I heard the Norwegian scientist
is missing and he had a fridge device.
925
00:45:58,425 --> 00:46:00,335
Are you looking for him?
926
00:46:00,344 --> 00:46:02,394
I would love to see that.
927
00:46:11,772 --> 00:46:13,442
You fucking idiot!
928
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:16,240
Fucking, fucking idiot, Catherine!
929
00:46:17,236 --> 00:46:18,566
[sighs]
930
00:46:28,330 --> 00:46:30,460
I don't find you interminable.
931
00:46:31,875 --> 00:46:32,955
Come here.
932
00:46:34,837 --> 00:46:36,547
I find you thrilling.
933
00:46:38,257 --> 00:46:39,877
PETER: Ohh...
934
00:46:47,850 --> 00:46:49,180
Shit.
935
00:46:50,811 --> 00:46:52,101
[sighing]
936
00:46:55,065 --> 00:46:58,025
God, I needed that.
Same.
937
00:46:59,987 --> 00:47:03,777
I know we never speak of... them.
938
00:47:03,782 --> 00:47:05,702
It is a rule.
939
00:47:12,749 --> 00:47:15,749
But her mother is a piece of work,
and she is...
940
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:18,760
someone else around her.
941
00:47:20,007 --> 00:47:23,587
He is fucking lost to me
and in the thrall of Dimitri.
942
00:47:32,936 --> 00:47:34,686
Nice to have someone.
943
00:47:36,023 --> 00:47:37,153
Yeah.
944
00:47:38,567 --> 00:47:39,897
Do you want to go again?
945
00:47:39,902 --> 00:47:40,992
Fuck yeah.
946
00:48:04,051 --> 00:48:05,341
Is someone there?
947
00:48:06,595 --> 00:48:07,925
Come out!
948
00:48:07,930 --> 00:48:10,310
Show yourself and then shoot, coward.
949
00:48:10,307 --> 00:48:12,677
Empress, sorry,
I didn't mean to startle.
950
00:48:12,684 --> 00:48:14,774
Oh. That's fine.
951
00:48:14,770 --> 00:48:16,360
You wish to speak to me?
952
00:48:16,355 --> 00:48:18,355
It's crazy, but I have to.
953
00:48:18,357 --> 00:48:19,777
I mean...
954
00:48:19,775 --> 00:48:23,485
I have this idea and I know
the courts were asked for ideas
955
00:48:23,487 --> 00:48:26,317
and it is not my place to provide any,
but what you said about serfs in the room
956
00:48:26,323 --> 00:48:28,083
with Shakey that day, I was there.
957
00:48:28,075 --> 00:48:30,485
I hold the napkins
at the rear of the table.
958
00:48:30,494 --> 00:48:32,374
You probably haven't seen
I have.
959
00:48:33,664 --> 00:48:35,464
I heard Nivitz's idea.
960
00:48:35,457 --> 00:48:37,207
The Exultation.
961
00:48:37,209 --> 00:48:38,749
Crazy, isn't it?
962
00:48:38,752 --> 00:48:41,512
Yeah, but not if you adjust it.
963
00:48:41,505 --> 00:48:43,215
Can I show you?
964
00:48:47,427 --> 00:48:51,177
We use the force of the down slope
to generate energy,
965
00:48:51,181 --> 00:48:54,601
creating a continuous undulating track.
966
00:48:54,601 --> 00:48:56,941
We create a force
that never expends itself.
967
00:48:56,937 --> 00:48:58,227
Exactly.
968
00:48:58,230 --> 00:49:01,610
It rolls down, then coasts,
then rolls up, rolls down,
969
00:49:01,608 --> 00:49:03,028
coasts off its energy.
970
00:49:03,026 --> 00:49:06,236
And I am sure it will have
a wealth of industrial applications.
971
00:49:06,238 --> 00:49:10,408
And we should have it replace
the stapler as our entry.
972
00:49:12,244 --> 00:49:14,624
ORLO: It's still only
a model though, so...
973
00:49:14,621 --> 00:49:16,791
why don't we just build the whole thing?
974
00:49:16,790 --> 00:49:18,630
That would be impressive.
975
00:49:18,625 --> 00:49:20,335
By tomorrow afternoon?
976
00:49:20,335 --> 00:49:22,205
I think not.
977
00:49:22,212 --> 00:49:24,302
This is Russia.
978
00:49:25,465 --> 00:49:28,295
I've never heard that saying
said as a good thing.
979
00:49:28,302 --> 00:49:30,472
There's an old Russian proverb.
980
00:49:31,054 --> 00:49:35,234
A million Russians eeach
with one thread...
981
00:49:35,225 --> 00:49:36,765
many shirts.
982
00:49:36,768 --> 00:49:39,518
Let's, let's wake some fuckers up.
983
00:49:39,521 --> 00:49:40,811
Are you drunk?
984
00:49:40,814 --> 00:49:42,984
It's midnight, we're all drunk.
985
00:49:42,983 --> 00:49:46,153
May as well win something!
986
00:49:46,153 --> 00:49:47,363
Shall we do this?
987
00:49:47,362 --> 00:49:49,412
COURTIERS: Yes!
VELEMENTOV: Come on!
988
00:49:49,406 --> 00:49:52,236
All right!
[women laughing]
989
00:49:53,702 --> 00:49:55,872
Compulsions that...
990
00:49:56,788 --> 00:50:02,208
I thought were long behind me have,
uh, resurfaced.
991
00:50:02,753 --> 00:50:04,513
Obsessive thoughts.
992
00:50:05,005 --> 00:50:06,465
Cravings.
993
00:50:06,465 --> 00:50:07,925
Oh, God.
994
00:50:07,925 --> 00:50:12,635
I'm trying not to think
what He makes of it.
995
00:50:15,933 --> 00:50:17,563
I kissed Basil.
996
00:50:19,311 --> 00:50:22,691
And it seems to have
triggered the old me.
997
00:50:22,689 --> 00:50:24,649
Oh, dear.
998
00:50:24,650 --> 00:50:27,650
II want to fuck everything.
999
00:50:28,153 --> 00:50:29,323
Everyone.
1000
00:50:29,321 --> 00:50:32,201
You. The guard with the club foot.
1001
00:50:32,199 --> 00:50:34,409
The footman with the thin lips.
1002
00:50:34,952 --> 00:50:37,252
Chickens in the kitchen.
1003
00:50:37,246 --> 00:50:38,906
Not me.
1004
00:50:38,914 --> 00:50:41,044
I know. How disgusting is that?
1005
00:50:41,041 --> 00:50:44,291
Uh, I am very attractive,
so it is logical.
1006
00:50:44,294 --> 00:50:46,764
It's just fucked up because it's you.
1007
00:50:46,755 --> 00:50:48,295
It's fine, it's fine.
1008
00:50:48,298 --> 00:50:50,678
God saved me before,
and he'll save me again.
1009
00:50:50,676 --> 00:50:51,716
Mm.
1010
00:50:52,594 --> 00:50:54,474
Have you always had such a cleavage?
1011
00:50:55,472 --> 00:50:58,642
Do you need to whip yourself
or something?
1012
00:50:58,642 --> 00:51:00,642
Yes! That's great.
1013
00:51:00,644 --> 00:51:02,564
Pain. I forgot about pain.
1014
00:51:02,563 --> 00:51:06,783
Like a, like a, a...
a small release that keeps me even.
1015
00:51:08,026 --> 00:51:08,986
Great.
1016
00:51:09,820 --> 00:51:11,740
I probably should go.
1017
00:51:12,406 --> 00:51:13,776
Thanks for your help.
1018
00:51:13,782 --> 00:51:15,702
Don't fucking think about me
while you're doing that.
1019
00:51:19,121 --> 00:51:20,541
[exhales sharply]
1020
00:51:23,834 --> 00:51:25,094
Oh.
1021
00:51:27,337 --> 00:51:29,087
Welcome all!
1022
00:51:29,089 --> 00:51:31,509
Huzzah! as we say in Russia.
1023
00:51:31,508 --> 00:51:34,258
We look forward to the competition
as we push Europe and the world
1024
00:51:34,261 --> 00:51:35,301
into the future.
1025
00:51:35,304 --> 00:51:38,314
COURTIERS: Huzzah!
1026
00:51:41,018 --> 00:51:44,348
Ladies, sick of putting
a lemon top in your vaj?
1027
00:51:44,354 --> 00:51:46,114
MAN: Oh!
1028
00:51:48,901 --> 00:51:50,441
The cum catcher.
1029
00:51:50,444 --> 00:51:52,454
[applause]
1030
00:51:57,492 --> 00:51:59,332
Is he supposed to lay there like that?
1031
00:52:15,844 --> 00:52:17,224
JOANNA: Mm.
1032
00:52:17,221 --> 00:52:19,851
Oh. Marvelous!
1033
00:52:19,848 --> 00:52:23,478
I'm so glad you found the Norwegian.
1034
00:52:23,477 --> 00:52:25,097
So marvelous.
1035
00:52:25,812 --> 00:52:27,402
Where's Russia's?
1036
00:52:27,856 --> 00:52:29,016
We're next.
Mm.
1037
00:52:29,024 --> 00:52:30,534
Well, let's go!
1038
00:52:30,526 --> 00:52:31,816
Chop, chop.
1039
00:52:34,905 --> 00:52:36,815
[softly] Do we know?
I don't know.
1040
00:52:36,823 --> 00:52:38,993
They were working all night.
1041
00:52:43,580 --> 00:52:45,870
[indistinct chatter]
1042
00:52:49,795 --> 00:52:53,295
[courtiers murmuring, laughing]
1043
00:53:01,849 --> 00:53:06,479
[cheering]
1044
00:53:09,523 --> 00:53:12,403
We did it.
We did.
1045
00:53:18,615 --> 00:53:19,865
Mother!
Mm?
1046
00:53:19,867 --> 00:53:22,447
I call it the Roll and Coast.
1047
00:53:22,452 --> 00:53:24,082
It's cute.
1048
00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:27,210
But it isn't science, darling.
1049
00:53:36,258 --> 00:53:37,378
Mm.
1050
00:53:38,886 --> 00:53:40,546
Thanks for the ice cream.
1051
00:53:40,554 --> 00:53:42,144
Shame about the fridge.
1052
00:53:42,139 --> 00:53:45,229
Fucking Pugachev running his mouth
around court, no doubt.
1053
00:53:45,225 --> 00:53:47,185
You've met Joanna. And?
1054
00:53:47,186 --> 00:53:49,476
She likes me, that is certain.
1055
00:53:49,479 --> 00:53:51,019
You're sure?
1056
00:53:51,023 --> 00:53:55,283
Well, she grabbed my cock, bit my ear,
and spoke hotly to me, so pretty sure.
1057
00:53:56,069 --> 00:53:58,739
You didn't fuck her.
Please tell me you didn't.
1058
00:53:58,739 --> 00:53:59,779
No.
1059
00:53:59,781 --> 00:54:02,331
However if I did, I would be
even more endeared to her
1060
00:54:02,326 --> 00:54:05,406
as women love me more
once I have loved them in a bodily way.
1061
00:54:05,412 --> 00:54:07,332
So maybe I should.
1062
00:54:07,331 --> 00:54:09,041
I will say this just once.
1063
00:54:09,499 --> 00:54:12,999
Women don't end up with men
who fuck their mothers.
1064
00:54:13,003 --> 00:54:14,963
Good insight.
Not always true in my experience.
1065
00:54:14,963 --> 00:54:16,593
However, I don't want to fuck her.
1066
00:54:16,590 --> 00:54:19,470
I mean I do, as she made my cock hard,
but in my heart
1067
00:54:19,468 --> 00:54:22,218
and the rest of me, I want only Catherine.
1068
00:54:22,221 --> 00:54:23,761
Peter.
Hm?
1069
00:54:23,764 --> 00:54:25,184
Don't fuck her.
1070
00:54:25,182 --> 00:54:26,602
Catherine will kill us.
1071
00:54:27,893 --> 00:54:30,943
I will definitely try not to.
1072
00:54:33,607 --> 00:54:38,107
♪ Tell it like it is ♪
1073
00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:41,110
♪ Tell it like it is ♪
1074
00:54:41,114 --> 00:54:44,284
♪ Don't beat around the bush ♪
1075
00:54:45,953 --> 00:54:49,963
♪ Tell it, tell it like it is ♪
♪ Tell it like it is ♪
1076
00:54:49,957 --> 00:54:53,207
♪ Don't beat around the bush ♪
1077
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:59,260
♪ Tell it, tell it like it is ♪
♪ Tell it like it is ♪
1078
00:54:59,258 --> 00:55:04,848
♪ What you have to say might be
what I want to hear anyway, now ♪
1079
00:55:07,182 --> 00:55:10,102
♪ I'm not good at taking hints ♪
1080
00:55:11,770 --> 00:55:16,020
♪ So tell me what's on your mind ♪
♪ Tell it like it is ♪
1081
00:55:16,024 --> 00:55:19,494
♪ And I'm not good
at reading between the lines, baby ♪
1082
00:55:21,196 --> 00:55:24,406
♪ And you don't have to tell me no lies ♪
1083
00:55:25,284 --> 00:55:31,044
♪ What you have to say might be
what I want to hear anyway, now ♪
1084
00:55:33,709 --> 00:55:36,629
♪ You will have to knock me down ♪
1085
00:55:37,921 --> 00:55:41,011
♪ And tell me what you want me to know ♪
1086
00:55:42,551 --> 00:55:45,471
♪ If you really love me ♪
1087
00:55:46,805 --> 00:55:49,095
♪ Darling, won't you tell me so? ♪
1088
00:55:49,099 --> 00:55:53,809
♪ No, no, no, no, no
don't beat around the bush ♪
1089
00:55:55,731 --> 00:55:59,651
♪ Tell it, tell it like it is ♪
♪ Tell it like it is ♪
1090
00:55:59,651 --> 00:56:02,241
♪ Don't beat around the bush ♪
1091
00:56:02,237 --> 00:56:03,567
♪ Come on, now, girl ♪
1092
00:56:04,406 --> 00:56:08,826
♪ Tell it, tell it like it is ♪
♪ Tell it like it is ♪
1093
00:56:08,827 --> 00:56:14,417
♪ What you wanna do might be
what I wanna do anyway, now ♪
1094
00:56:15,792 --> 00:56:18,592
♪ Mmmhmm ♪
1095
00:56:18,587 --> 00:56:20,337
♪ Tell it like it is ♪
1096
00:56:20,339 --> 00:56:24,129
♪ Tell it like it is ♪
♪ Tell it like it is ♪
1097
00:56:24,134 --> 00:56:27,144
♪ You don't have to tell me
no lies, baby ♪
1098
00:56:27,194 --> 00:56:31,744
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