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♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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♪ (THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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KEITH: Mr. Roy,
we'd like to move on
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to the matter
of these illegal payments.
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Uh-huh. Fine.
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I mean, we've done that, but...
Uh-huh.
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KEITH: Specifically, your...
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first-hand knowledge
of what happened.
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Yup. Yup, got it.
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What we want you
to explain to us,
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based on what you saw and heard,
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is how these illegal payments
were made, were approved,
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-and by whom.
-Yup. Got it.
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What's next?
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KEITH: You want to
answer the question?
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I think I'm good.
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Okay, fine. Uh...
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Well, I approved
the illegal payments, because...
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I love sexual assault
and I love to cover it up.
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How-- How-- How's that?
Is that bad?
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-Okay, we can-- we can wrap up.
-That's bad?
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Come on, just--
We'll privately run the--
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the timeline at home,
but yeah...
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I'm good. We're good. Right?
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Good, and yeah, just...
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-humble, straightforward...
-Hide the agenda.
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No agenda.
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KENDALL ROY: Sure.
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They're government employees,
I mean...
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how smart can they be?
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I'm not saying that. I'm saying
what you think I think, right?
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And-- And just so we're
on the same page
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in terms of aims, for me,
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the wish list goes:
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immunity for yours truly,
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taskforce for Waystar,
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-my dad deaded.
-Well, I don't do requests
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because I'm not a DJ.
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But I hear you.
Look, come in here.
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They're jigsawing
all the papers.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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Hey, paper people!
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-STAFF 1: Morning.
-STAFF 2: Good morning.
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You know,
Waystar is now cooperating,
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helpfully offering up
one billion pages of documents,
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hiring white-shoe,
former DOJ types
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to conduct an internal
that looks super scrupulous,
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offering up employees
for talks with DOJ
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and worker safety protocols
around Cruises.
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We can adjust, but... (SIGHS)
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...this isn't a slam dunk here.
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-Uh-huh, but...
-Mm-hmm?
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...the papers, yeah?
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-I mean--
-Once you pull everything out
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that falls under
other jurisdictions
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or maritime law,
or is privileged,
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or is outside
the statute of limitations--
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But an FCPA angle obviates
those objections, right?
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Well, the stuff that works
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for Foreign Corrupt
Practices Act is inferential.
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Waystar was careful.
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So, you're saying
the papers are bullshit?
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I'm just saying they lack
some of the explosiveness
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it was suggested
they might have.
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Well...
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I can reposition the context
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in the public arena,
maybe-- maybe...
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Maybe I can
flip someone up the tree?
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I just feel like sometimes
we're allowing the tune
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to be played
at my dad's tempo, Lisa.
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And I'm not sure why.
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I have the, quote-unquote,
best lawyer in town.
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I have the best story.
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-I have fucking receipts!
-I hear you're concerned.
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You have a big day tomorrow.
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Okay? This happens
the night before.
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-Rest up, okay?
-Thank you.
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Yeah, and I-- and I...
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Look, I really value
all the work you do, honestly.
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But let's try harder.
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-(CHUCKLES)
-Yeah? Let's try harder.
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Thank you.
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(PHONE PINGS)
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I miss the big boot. At least
you could hear him coming.
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LOGAN ROY: (CHUCKLES)
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ROMAN ROY: Clearly fucking.
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SHIV ROY: Dad and Kerry? Please.
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Showing memes to a young menial?
Tale as old as time.
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SHIV: No, he hates
the close-proximity bang.
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ROMAN: He's still really
into blowjobs, I hear.
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SHIV: You just wanna give him
a blowjob, so stop projecting.
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-Hey, Romulus! (GRUNTS)
-ROMAN: I do.
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SHIV: Looks like he wants one
now.
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Mm... (POPS LIPS)
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well played, the internet.
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(LOGAN CHUCKLES)
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-LOGAN: Okay, um... Shiv...
-You're disgusting.
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Tom... (GROANS)
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Hugo.
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HUGO: Okay, so, your dad
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has been drawing up
priorities for the weekend.
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He wants everyone hitting
anti-tech positions hard.
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Regulate and strangulate.
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(GROANS)
They're getting too powerful.
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Everybody knows it.
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"Stop tech eating our lunch."
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Put in a new friend at the top,
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one who won't fire up Justice
about our, um, boring old case.
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SHIV: Yeah, and maybe eat
a bellyful of humble pie
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about accidentally knocking
over their president
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and smashing him on the floor.
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ROMAN: Boo-hoo.
It's not our fault
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the president's brain
couldn't thunk good no more.
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HUGO: Go offense.
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Spread it around that
if the Raisin goes for us,
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he's, uh, politicizing
the Cruises case.
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"It's so sad.
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His justice department
has a grudge."
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I might have heard
that the deputy AG...
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has a picture of me
on her dartboard,
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which is...
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disgusting.
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We-- Have... Ha--
Have we heard that? Or--
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HUGO: That is the rumor
that's going around.
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SHIV: Yeah. Funny how
these rumors get started.
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HUGO: Yeah.
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It's disgusting.
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Hey, you mind
if I jump in with you, Dad?
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Uh-oh!
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Okay, Pinkie.
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SHIV: Can we go
up a degree in the back?
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You okay?
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You gonna be a fucking sourpuss?
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SHIV: (SCOFFS) What? No.
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No, I just... uh...
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The last time that
we talked properly,
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you humiliated me
at the shareholder meeting,
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so I thought
I should just check in.
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It was a long day,
and I was unwell.
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SHIV: Uh-huh.
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Well...
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I wanna say I'm concerned
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about who you might
endorse this weekend.
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-The vice president.
-You're scared of Dave Boyer?
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SHIV: Yeah.
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Nothing's more dangerous
than a second-rate individual
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who sees his chance.
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I need to keep
my spoon in the soup.
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SHIV: Fine, and...
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I don't think this is the place
to let Roman be the mouthpiece.
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-He's maturing.
-SHIV: Yeah, and I love him,
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but he fucked the phone call
with the Raisin,
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that's an existential risk,
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and the only solid thing
he actioned in LA, Dad,
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was the movie Dr. Honk,
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about the man
who could talk to cars.
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-(CHUCKLES)
-SHIV: Yeah.
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But we're walking in there
with a hundred different aims,
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and I think
some nuance is required.
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I'm just glad that we still have
a company to act on behalf of,
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thanks to me.
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Kerry, get Shiv a fucking medal.
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(CHUCKLES)
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♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
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-All right, enough!
-Let's go.
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Don't touch me!
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HUGO: Okay, so,
if you guys go to your left,
the elevator's to the left.
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I have your room keys,
and welcome drinks
start in 20 minutes.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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Wow, you can really
smell the panic.
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Berlin Bunker vibes.
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It is rather pungent.
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Oh, Ms. Libtard,
how do you like spelunking
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in the elephant's asshole?
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-I'm just a corporate observer.
-Okay.
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Well, wait
till the weekend's over.
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We'll get our white
cis male stank all over you.
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PETE: It's just such a thrill.
(CHUCKLES)
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I'm probably the biggest
Con-head in Oklahoma.
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Of course! Panhandle Pete!
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You've met Maxim Pierce?
He's my intellectual heft.
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-MAXIM PIERCE: (CHUCKLES)
-My Beltway Buddha.
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(MAXIM CHUCKLES)
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I push him, he pushes me,
and around and around we go!
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Is it just me, or in a room
full of Timothy McVeighs,
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does Connor suddenly
look like a Roosevelt?
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-Sweetie.
-(GRUNTS)
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It's Panhandle Pete!
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Frowny Face here
wanted to stay home
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and work on her play,
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but duty calls
for my leggy Mary Todd.
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Mm. No, it's fine. I can totally
just write the play on my phone.
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So, uh, how did you two meet?
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BOTH: Online.
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-Online.
-(GLASS CLINKS)
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RON PETKUS: (OVER SPEAKERS)
Hi, folks. Just for a second.
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Quiet for just a second.
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I want to thank you all for...
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being here on such short notice
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and I want to thank you
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for keeping
your attendance private.
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Uh... What we do here...
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at the Future Freedom Summit
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is of the utmost importance
to our party and our country.
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I-- I happen to believe
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the next president
of the United States
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is somewhere in this very room.
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-He is, and he's hard as a rock.
-PETKUS: So...
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may God shepherd...
(CHUCKLES) ...this person.
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The health of our republic
depends on it.
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GUEST: And the health
of my portfolio.
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-(LAUGHTER)
-PETKUS: And that.
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MICHELLE-ANNE VANDERHOVEN:
To the republic!
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To the republic! Thank you.
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The republic!
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(APPLAUSE)
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Ron Petkus blew
his son's archery instructor.
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True story.
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ROMAN: Blew his arch-- Whoa!
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Um... Some guy with an undercut
just called me "soy boy."
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Oh, don't worry, Greg.
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It's a nice safe space
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where you don't have to pretend
to like Hamilton.
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Well, I like Hamilton.
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Sure, you do. We all do.
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So, what-- what--
what is this, actually, here?
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ROMAN: This is just
a nice political conference
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of like-minded donors
and intellectuals.
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-AKA picking the next president.
-(POPS LIPS)
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Selecto el presidento.
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That's not--
That's not really how it works.
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Yeah, no, sure, but yeah.
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(HESITATES) But is that,
like, constitutional?
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(CLICKS TONGUE)
Oh, I don't know, Greg.
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You wanna call a referee?
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Is there an ombudsman
in the house?
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-Well. Here they are.
-GREG HIRSCH: What is
an ombudsman?
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The family who lost us
a presidency.
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(SMACKS LIPS) How is he?
The Raisin.
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He's out of a job in six months,
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lame in the interim,
and the GOP is in flames.
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We're all doing backflips.
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ROMAN: Sorry about that.
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LOGAN:
He's got a serious condition.
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We felt the country
needed to know.
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-MICHELLE-ANNE: Oh.
-So, uh, what are you hearing?
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Well, with the president out,
we need a nominee.
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-So welcome to Clown Town.
-(SHIV CHUCKLES)
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Six months to election day
and no candidate.
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Super Tuesday's gone,
ballots are already finalized.
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The delegates will choose
at the RNC, of course, but...
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I think we can all be real
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and say we need
to choose here first.
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It's Boyer, right?
We're going Boyer?
255
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Yup. Cleanest option
is the vice president.
256
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The party needs to be united.
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So I hope, since you started
this mess,
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you can help us clear it up?
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-Dave's good. I like Dave.
-We all like Dave.
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Steady old plow horse.
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NATURAL GAS EXEC:
I heard his daughter
has made him go vegetarian.
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-Did you hear that?
-No.
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No. Oh, no. I think
I've seen him eat a meatball.
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(CHUCKLES) Nope.
Secret herbivore. Right here.
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-Boyer, it's his turn.
-Mm-hmm.
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I don't really mind
the lip-licking thing.
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No?
268
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-Is it bad?
-Not really. It's-- It just--
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When you notice it,
you definitely...
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notice it.
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As long as he doesn't do it
much during the debates,
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we should be fine.
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GLYN: Guy must have
the wettest lips
in North America.
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Yeah, it's like he's
a cartoon bear
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and there's always
a picnic hamper nearby.
276
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Yeah, but Dave's great.
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Congratulations, by the way.
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Oh, okay.
279
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Uh, for what? (SCOFFS)
What have I done now?
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GLYN: For the wedding.
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Your mother.
282
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Your mother
is Caroline Collingwood, no?
283
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-Yeah...
-And she's getting married, no?
284
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-(ROMAN CHUCKLES)
-To Peter Munion?
285
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No. No, she's in a relationship
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with a canoe-shaped
gentleman named Rory.
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GLYN: Nope.
288
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Maybe it was somebody else,
then. Pretty su-- No!
289
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Oh! Look at that!
290
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Um... (CHUCKLES)
You know how it is.
291
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Families. (CHUCKLES) Could you
forward that to me, actually?
292
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Thank you. I'll, uh,
see you around. Thank you.
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GLYN: Okay.
294
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Hey, could you excuse us
for just a moment?
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-Certainly. Certainly.
-Thank you so much.
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Did you know about this,
you withholding bitch?
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SHIV: Uh, what?
298
00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:53,040
You know, Glyn,
the, uh, Brexit pervert?
299
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Yeah, he just sent this to me.
300
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,919
Apparently, our mother
is marrying a Peter Munion.
301
00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:59,838
-What? Who's Peter Onion?
-I don't fucking know.
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Wonder if that first-born fucker
knew.
303
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SHIV: Mm-hmm. Call him.
304
00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:05,094
(PHONE RINGS)
305
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:06,762
Sorry, just give me a second.
306
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,098
Yeah, what?
307
00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:11,642
ROMAN: I'm here with Shiv.
Just wanted to let you know
new dad just dropped.
308
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:13,602
I'm sorry, what?
309
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,396
Yeah, Mommy's
getting remarried, dingus!
310
00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:16,981
-Did you know?
-Of course he didn't know.
311
00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:18,148
Ken bores the shit out of Mom.
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KENDALL: What are you
even talking about?
313
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You mean, uh, Rory?
314
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:24,196
SHIV: Uh... No.
She took the view, "Fuck Rory."
315
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,574
KENDALL: Hey, Shiv, is it true?
You at the hate-fest fest?
316
00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:28,200
Burning books
and measuring skulls
317
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:30,369
-down in Nuremberg, Virginia?
-Yeah.
318
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:32,830
What are you doing
with your weekend?
319
00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:34,623
Planning to send us all to jail?
Your favorite?
320
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,292
All right. Just, uh,
wanted to let you know
321
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:38,627
Mommy still doesn't love you.
Bye, Ken, bye.
322
00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:43,549
Hey, man, I--
I just wanted to, uh,
323
00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:45,009
broach something with you.
324
00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:46,343
Broach away, Greg.
325
00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:49,680
So, yeah, look, I'm--
I'm pretty anxious. Um...
326
00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:53,142
Ken is saying he might burn me.
327
00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:57,021
Are you threatening me?
328
00:14:57,104 --> 00:14:58,314
You can't threaten me.
I'm immune.
329
00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:01,650
No, Tom, I was just
thinking about advice.
330
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:02,860
Because I'm...
331
00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:07,531
(WHISPERS) I'm obsessing
over the "prison" of it all.
332
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:11,076
And, uh, I just need to know
how to stop thinking.
333
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:12,745
-Yeah.
-It's just constant.
334
00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:14,788
I tried that. Doesn't work.
335
00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:19,209
No, what I'm preferring
is to always think about it.
336
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:22,046
And then, when you don't,
for a moment, it's like,
337
00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:25,883
"Ooh! Someone's loosened
their icy grip on my innards."
338
00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:30,262
Yeah.
339
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:31,680
I like that. I like it.
340
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,184
So, you wanna try?
341
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:38,270
-SHIV: Mm-hmm?
-It's the Spätburgunder.
342
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,189
Our vineyard!
343
00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:45,569
Oh, screw top. Oh.
344
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:48,864
JERYD MENCKEN: ...Black
and brown avatars to smear...
345
00:15:48,947 --> 00:15:50,574
SHIV: Do you hear
Boyer's losing juice now?
346
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:52,368
-TOM WAMBSGANS: Uh-huh.
-REPORTER:
And the Democratic Party...
347
00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:54,078
TOM: So, it's biodynamic.
348
00:15:55,245 --> 00:15:57,831
(SNIFFS) It has quite a funk
to it.
349
00:15:57,915 --> 00:16:00,376
MENCKEN: ...engineered
by the DNC and the LSM
350
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:03,879
in conjunction
with their Big Tech overlords.
351
00:16:03,962 --> 00:16:04,922
Now, the rest of us...
352
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:06,965
You kind of have to
meet it halfway, right?
353
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:08,384
-It's...
-SHIV: You know, it's...
354
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:11,220
-(INHALES) ...earthy.
-TOM: Yeah.
355
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:13,180
Kinda... Mm...
356
00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:14,556
-Germanic.
-Yeah.
357
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,768
There's lots to unpack. It's--
It's not-- It's not floral.
358
00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:20,229
It's not sugary or...
359
00:16:20,979 --> 00:16:21,897
vegetal.
360
00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:24,525
It's-- It's-- It's...
(SNIFFS) Mm.
361
00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:25,943
It's quite agricultural,
you know.
362
00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:28,696
It's-- It's-- It's-- It's--
Uh...
363
00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:30,322
MENCKEN: Right?
(SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
364
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:31,407
You know you're not a bigot...
365
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:33,742
It's not very nice, is it?
The wine, Shiv?
366
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,035
REPORTER: It's true.
We see this a lot,
367
00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:37,037
-this so-called apology...
-You know,
368
00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:40,791
if Boyer flames out,
then maybe it's time to...
369
00:16:40,874 --> 00:16:42,042
It might be time to pivot party.
370
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:43,919
So, my prison consultant called
371
00:16:44,002 --> 00:16:46,088
and it looks like
the place upstate might be full.
372
00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:48,590
MENCKEN: ...disempower
the white working class...
373
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:49,675
SHIV: Mm-hmm?
374
00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:51,927
-It's all the same.
-Well, you're tired.
375
00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:54,012
You'll feel better about that
in the morning.
376
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:55,097
Oh, yeah?
377
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:58,142
One day closer
to my incarceration, right?
378
00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:02,146
Apparently, the food in jail
is really bland. Um...
379
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:04,606
I mean, I know it's the same...
380
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,066
-Tom!
-...every day, but it's--
381
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:10,195
I don't get why you keep
wanting to talk about it.
382
00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:11,864
Oh.
383
00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:13,991
(LAUGHS) Okay, I'm sorry.
384
00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:16,243
Does the topic of my imminent
imprisonment bore you?
385
00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:18,954
SHIV: Come on! You're just--
You're obsessing! I just--
386
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,331
I can't keep going
round and round, okay?
387
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:23,834
(INHALES, SIGHS)
388
00:17:31,675 --> 00:17:34,094
Honey, I don't know
what else there is to say.
389
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:40,267
I'm sorry.
390
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:44,855
-Hey...
-Hey.
391
00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:01,288
No? (CHUCKLES)
392
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:03,707
TOM: Oh, sure. Yeah.
393
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,001
Okay.
394
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,961
You know what?
395
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:09,630
(WHISPERS) There's not really
any point.
396
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:13,717
Uh... To making love?
397
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:15,886
Yeah, well,
you're still on contraception.
398
00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:20,015
It's just like throwing so much
cake batter at a brick wall.
399
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:26,563
WILLA: I think what I realized
is that I'm just
400
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:29,900
not that interested in being
a commercial playwright.
401
00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:31,902
I mean, the audience helped you
discover that,
402
00:18:31,985 --> 00:18:32,986
didn't they, babe?
403
00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:34,404
Well, beauty and brains!
404
00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:35,489
-(LAUGHS)
-(CHUCKLES)
405
00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:37,282
Probably shouldn't say that.
406
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:38,617
Uh... Will I be canceled?
407
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:41,495
(LAUGHS) Oh, no! No. No.
408
00:18:41,578 --> 00:18:43,288
Well, who knows? You know?
The night is young.
409
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:46,208
Yeah... Yeah, I-- I just--
I don't know how you do it.
410
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:49,545
How do you make up things
that aren't already there?
411
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,046
CONNOR ROY: Oh, you don't know
the half of it.
412
00:18:51,129 --> 00:18:52,965
We talk long into the night.
413
00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:54,758
Ideas...
414
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:58,178
literary, global,
macro, micro, cosmo!
415
00:18:58,262 --> 00:18:59,847
We bounce off each other.
416
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:01,348
Well, that sounds delightful.
417
00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:02,891
(ALL LAUGH)
418
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,226
CONNOR: No. I mean, well, yeah.
419
00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:05,435
-Con.
-(LAUGHTER)
420
00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:08,021
Well, you should come
to Pound Ridge one weekend.
421
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:09,940
-WILLA: Mm.
-Both of you.
422
00:19:10,023 --> 00:19:12,734
Unless you're tired
or busy, one.
423
00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:14,736
One and all. (LAUGHS)
424
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:15,863
We'd love that,
wouldn't we, chicken?
425
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:17,364
(LAUGHS) I don't know
if you're invited.
426
00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:19,366
-CONNOR: Oh, ho, ho! (LAUGHS)
-(LAUGHS)
427
00:19:19,449 --> 00:19:21,326
Okay, let me circulate. (GRUNTS)
428
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:24,830
And I will rehydrate
this gorgeous creature
429
00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:26,331
-on my return.
-Cancelled!
430
00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:27,541
-Ah!
-(LAUGHS)
431
00:19:27,624 --> 00:19:29,710
You! (LAUGHS)
432
00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:33,380
Fun guy!
433
00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:36,466
Con, maybe don't abandon me
upstate with Larry Lech here.
434
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:37,718
Okay? It's weird.
435
00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:39,928
Very influential!
436
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,263
We're just showing a bit of leg.
437
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:44,099
-Yeah, my leg.
-The collective leg!
438
00:19:44,182 --> 00:19:45,434
He's a huge donor!
439
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:47,352
Maybe I don't wanna
donate my body
440
00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:49,563
to political science, huh?
441
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:52,983
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
442
00:20:00,657 --> 00:20:02,784
MENCKEN: Hey, man. What's up?
443
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:06,038
Oh, okay. Yeah, it's the, uh--
it's the ghost pepper.
444
00:20:06,121 --> 00:20:07,915
The spicy new flavor. Mencken.
445
00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:10,250
So, what's your deal?
Most people here wanna...
446
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:11,418
fuck me or kill me.
447
00:20:11,501 --> 00:20:12,669
-Ooh, wow!
-How about you?
448
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:15,255
I always found it hard to care
about politics, so...
449
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:17,341
MENCKEN: Mm-hmm? Well, listen.
450
00:20:17,424 --> 00:20:18,926
Here's my party trick,
all right?
451
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:20,260
Okay.
452
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:21,762
Tell me who your enemy is...
453
00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:23,931
and I'll tell you who you are.
454
00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:27,476
Okay.
455
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,811
Put a pin in that one. Um...
456
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:32,356
I've seen your poll numbers.
You're dark-horsin' it.
457
00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:34,942
People are behind your whole...
(WHOOSHES) ...huh?
458
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:37,861
They'd better buy it.
Or I'll send them to the Gulag.
459
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:40,197
ROMAN: Oh, okay.
Now we're talking.
460
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,282
No, no, no, no. No work camps.
You know...
461
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:43,784
These will be like summer camps.
462
00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:45,535
Summer camps
but with beatings, right?
463
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:47,996
No, no, no, no. (SHUSHES)
No beatings.
464
00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:50,457
(GIGGLES)
465
00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:51,959
Well, this is nice.
466
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:54,336
Couple of cool guys
having some disgusting fun.
467
00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:55,629
MENCKEN: Mm.
468
00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:58,006
(SMACKS LIPS) So, uh...
(CHUCKLES)
469
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:00,092
Do you guys know yet?
470
00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:02,094
Who takes over?
471
00:21:02,177 --> 00:21:04,137
-What's that?
-When the send the old...
472
00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:06,515
battle toad off to the hoosegow?
473
00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:08,684
Your dad? Admiral Grope Boat?
474
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,018
Yeah, no, he's not...
475
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,186
That's actually not happening.
476
00:21:11,269 --> 00:21:13,438
(LAUGHS) Yeah, that's right.
That's right. No.
477
00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:15,524
That's the line.
Stick to the line. That's good.
478
00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:16,900
(CLICKS TONGUE)
479
00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:27,577
(TOM SIGHS)
480
00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:37,212
(PHONE RINGS)
481
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:44,803
TOM: So, according to Steven,
my prison consultant, this is...
482
00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:47,806
you know, this is kind of
what the food is like inside.
483
00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:49,558
I'm in training.
How's your omelet?
484
00:21:51,601 --> 00:21:52,602
It's...
485
00:21:53,937 --> 00:21:54,855
not...
486
00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:56,815
-Yeah, making some inroads.
-It's like--
487
00:21:56,898 --> 00:21:58,025
GREG: I'm actually glad
you called, Tom.
488
00:21:58,108 --> 00:21:59,026
It's like Afghanistan.
489
00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:00,736
You have to start
in the center there.
490
00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:02,195
You establish
a base of operations.
491
00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:03,530
Then you have to kind of...
492
00:22:03,613 --> 00:22:04,531
-move out...
-Okay.
493
00:22:04,614 --> 00:22:06,199
...to secure more territory.
494
00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:09,244
Yeah, I, uh...
I'm worried about prison.
495
00:22:09,327 --> 00:22:12,622
I-- I-- I-- I just feel
because of my physical length,
496
00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:15,375
I could be a target
for all kinds of misadventures--
497
00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:18,754
And it won't taste
as good as this either, okay?
498
00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:22,257
You have to take off
30 to 50 percent of the taste
499
00:22:22,340 --> 00:22:25,594
of that endless salty gym mat
that you're eating.
500
00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:26,762
Camel's labia.
501
00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:29,431
Yeah, like, they wipe their ass
on your pillowcase.
502
00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:31,558
-I know!
-That's something
they'd like to do.
503
00:22:31,641 --> 00:22:33,435
I've read
the prison blogs, Greg.
504
00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:34,895
I know.
505
00:22:34,978 --> 00:22:35,979
Um...
506
00:22:36,688 --> 00:22:38,356
Look. (CLEARS THROAT)
507
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,025
You know how, uh...
508
00:22:40,108 --> 00:22:43,820
they're calling you that name
around the office, the...
509
00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:44,988
you know, the Christmas Tree--
510
00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:47,282
What's good
is to eradicate hope.
511
00:22:48,366 --> 00:22:50,702
They can't get you
if you got no hope.
512
00:22:50,786 --> 00:22:52,329
GREG: It's because I think...
513
00:22:52,412 --> 00:22:55,582
You know, if you have a crime,
you need to unload.
514
00:22:55,665 --> 00:22:57,459
They can hang it from you
like an ornament.
515
00:22:57,542 --> 00:23:00,378
I haven't really slept properly
in about eight days.
516
00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:02,047
GREG: It's not a nice name.
517
00:23:02,130 --> 00:23:03,965
But I was wondering,
518
00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:07,969
since, I mean, it looks like
you're going anyway...
519
00:23:09,387 --> 00:23:13,100
Is it-- Is it possible
you might... (INHALES)
520
00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:15,352
...with me?
521
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:17,813
Are you asking if you can...
522
00:23:19,314 --> 00:23:21,775
hook your bauble
of corporate wrongdoing
523
00:23:21,858 --> 00:23:23,819
on one of my...
(CHUCKLING) ...branches, Greg?
524
00:23:23,902 --> 00:23:24,945
I just thought, if--
525
00:23:25,028 --> 00:23:27,280
if it won't make
much difference to you...
526
00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:28,824
(INHALES DEEPLY)
527
00:23:33,870 --> 00:23:34,913
Fine, okay.
528
00:23:36,039 --> 00:23:38,583
Load me up, you piece of shit.
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
529
00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:41,670
No quid pro quo?
Just... (INHALES)
530
00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:45,048
That's...
531
00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:47,926
That's inc-- incredibly kind
of you.
532
00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:54,766
-(INHALES) Can I get this?
-TOM: No.
533
00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:56,768
Greenpeace stole
your inheritance.
534
00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:59,187
Besides, all my meals
will be free soon. So...
535
00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:00,897
(SCRAPING AND CRUNCHING)
536
00:24:02,399 --> 00:24:05,902
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
537
00:24:10,782 --> 00:24:12,033
PROSECUTOR: Okay, Mr. Roy.
538
00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:14,244
Is there any other
illegal conduct
539
00:24:14,327 --> 00:24:16,163
that you're aware of
in connection
540
00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:17,998
to what we've been
talking about today
541
00:24:18,081 --> 00:24:19,583
that we haven't covered?
542
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,042
Um...
543
00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:26,631
No. N-- Not that I can
think of now.
544
00:24:27,465 --> 00:24:28,633
At the moment.
545
00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:31,178
Thank you
for your time, Mr. Roy.
546
00:24:31,261 --> 00:24:33,013
-Counselor.
-LISA ARTHUR: Thank you.
547
00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:34,806
Thank you.
548
00:24:42,105 --> 00:24:44,441
Good. I think that...
549
00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:46,359
you did fine.
550
00:24:48,570 --> 00:24:49,571
Uh-huh.
551
00:24:50,113 --> 00:24:50,989
It was a good start
552
00:24:51,072 --> 00:24:52,240
and they'll have
another session--
553
00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:54,492
We can say it went badly, Lisa.
It's okay.
554
00:24:54,576 --> 00:24:55,952
Okay, let's maybe just-- We'll--
555
00:24:56,036 --> 00:24:57,871
We'll do the Monday morning
quarterback in a bit.
556
00:24:57,954 --> 00:25:00,415
They spent all day trying
to find hairline fractures
557
00:25:00,498 --> 00:25:01,625
in my story.
558
00:25:01,708 --> 00:25:04,753
Meanwhile, my dad's a fucking
tsunami of corruption.
559
00:25:04,836 --> 00:25:06,463
They don't do cuddles, Ken.
560
00:25:06,546 --> 00:25:08,215
Right.
561
00:25:08,298 --> 00:25:10,926
Right, 'cause I--
I know how this works.
562
00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:12,260
Okay? My dad is drowning them
563
00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:14,804
in chickenfeed
and compliance bullshit,
564
00:25:14,888 --> 00:25:16,640
five years go by,
and it-- and it's,
565
00:25:16,723 --> 00:25:17,933
-"Hey! Whatever happened..."
-Hey.
566
00:25:18,016 --> 00:25:19,643
"...to that big investigation
into the bad people?"
567
00:25:19,726 --> 00:25:20,727
-Ken!
-'Cause you know what?
568
00:25:20,810 --> 00:25:22,938
-They're scared of my dad!
-Come on!
569
00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:25,232
-Come on.
-They pretend they're
on the side of justice.
570
00:25:25,315 --> 00:25:26,733
They pretend they're on the side
of the whistleblowers.
571
00:25:26,816 --> 00:25:28,944
-LISA: Not here. (SHUSHES)
-But they're chickenshit.
572
00:25:29,402 --> 00:25:30,487
Not here!
573
00:25:35,408 --> 00:25:37,327
That should put a rocket
up their asses.
574
00:25:45,877 --> 00:25:48,755
LISA: We do not want this
to get politicized.
575
00:25:48,838 --> 00:25:50,715
Well, everything is politics.
576
00:25:50,799 --> 00:25:52,592
-So...
-LISA: Kendall...
577
00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:54,511
do you think you're smarter
than me?
578
00:25:54,594 --> 00:25:57,138
What? Do I-- What? No.
579
00:25:57,222 --> 00:25:59,349
-No.
-Because maybe you are.
580
00:25:59,432 --> 00:26:00,600
But I am a better lawyer.
581
00:26:00,684 --> 00:26:02,936
You acted high-handed
and defensive
582
00:26:03,019 --> 00:26:05,105
and then oscillated
to wildly over-familiar
583
00:26:05,188 --> 00:26:07,607
and glib. You sometimes
undermined my status
584
00:26:07,691 --> 00:26:10,568
and didn't appear to be frank
about your own involvement.
585
00:26:11,528 --> 00:26:13,989
But let's take stock, okay?
586
00:26:16,866 --> 00:26:18,201
(LISA SIGHS)
587
00:26:19,494 --> 00:26:21,955
(CHUCKLING)
588
00:26:22,038 --> 00:26:23,665
LOGAN: Oh. Oh.
589
00:26:24,332 --> 00:26:25,959
Hey! Logan.
590
00:26:26,042 --> 00:26:28,878
-Dave! How are we?
-DAVE BOYER: Good. Good.
591
00:26:28,962 --> 00:26:30,463
I'm glad I ran into you.
592
00:26:30,547 --> 00:26:33,174
I feel like we've hardly
had a chance to connect.
593
00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:35,760
-Well, here we are.
-BOYER: Here we are.
594
00:26:35,844 --> 00:26:39,347
You've heard they're calling
this the ATN Primary?
595
00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:42,392
LOGAN: Oh, I wouldn't worry
about all that.
596
00:26:42,475 --> 00:26:45,312
(INHALES) You know,
one of the things I...
597
00:26:45,395 --> 00:26:48,189
wanted to discuss
with you is, um...
598
00:26:48,732 --> 00:26:51,318
is controlling Tech.
599
00:26:51,401 --> 00:26:53,987
That's a big, big plank for me.
600
00:26:54,070 --> 00:26:55,155
LOGAN: Oh, that's interesting.
601
00:26:55,238 --> 00:26:58,408
-That's really interesting.
-BOYER: Uh-huh. Sure.
602
00:26:58,491 --> 00:27:00,327
Sure, and I-- I-- I...
603
00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:03,830
can sometimes fear a degree
of legal overreach
604
00:27:03,913 --> 00:27:05,498
against you legacy media guys.
605
00:27:05,582 --> 00:27:08,460
You heard this thing
that the deputy AG
606
00:27:08,543 --> 00:27:10,628
has a dartboard
with my face on it?
607
00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:11,838
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
608
00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:14,382
I mean, I think that's...
609
00:27:14,466 --> 00:27:16,051
-just a rumor.
-LOGAN: Mm.
610
00:27:16,134 --> 00:27:17,677
I mean, to me, it's one
of those things
611
00:27:17,761 --> 00:27:19,679
where even if it isn't real,
there's...
612
00:27:19,763 --> 00:27:21,723
a reason
it feels like it is, right?
613
00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:24,434
Uh-huh.
614
00:27:24,517 --> 00:27:26,561
(INHALES) Right.
615
00:27:26,644 --> 00:27:28,563
LOGAN: Okay. (CLAPS) Good.
616
00:27:28,646 --> 00:27:30,732
Look, I'm just gonna be straight
with you.
617
00:27:30,815 --> 00:27:32,025
I like you.
618
00:27:32,108 --> 00:27:34,694
Petkus and the big-dollar guys
are on the fence.
619
00:27:34,778 --> 00:27:36,863
Let's-- Let's--
Let's make this happen.
620
00:27:36,946 --> 00:27:39,032
Yeah? I just need you to...
621
00:27:39,115 --> 00:27:41,076
push me over the brink here.
622
00:27:41,159 --> 00:27:43,161
Great. I get it.
623
00:27:43,787 --> 00:27:44,954
See you at dinner.
624
00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:50,126
LOGAN: I think he's been waiting
there for me
625
00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:52,712
for the last ten
fucking minutes.
626
00:27:52,796 --> 00:27:54,089
KERRY CASTELLABATE: (CHUCKLES)
627
00:27:54,172 --> 00:27:56,508
KENDALL: Okay, okay, okay, so...
628
00:27:56,591 --> 00:27:59,969
Comfrey, Lisa's out.
Turns out she's a toxic person.
629
00:28:00,053 --> 00:28:02,472
You know, and once-- once I get
the new legal A-team in place,
630
00:28:02,555 --> 00:28:04,432
we gotta put that out
with the right context.
631
00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:06,226
-Okay?
-Okay.
632
00:28:06,309 --> 00:28:07,769
Yeah, it's not a big deal.
633
00:28:07,852 --> 00:28:09,396
It's an opportunity.
We just-- We just,
634
00:28:09,479 --> 00:28:10,772
you know, flip a big name.
635
00:28:10,855 --> 00:28:12,107
-Boom! It's all good.
-Totally.
636
00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:15,151
-It's all good.
-Right. Cool, I will tell Barry.
637
00:28:15,235 --> 00:28:18,488
Okay, guys! B-day!
Big, big, big four-oh.
638
00:28:18,571 --> 00:28:20,657
-How are we looking?
-Shit slaps!
639
00:28:20,740 --> 00:28:23,201
Yeah? You think? What was--
What was the one I liked?
640
00:28:23,284 --> 00:28:25,245
-What's the one I liked?
-Uh... "End times"?
641
00:28:25,328 --> 00:28:26,788
-Right?
-Weimar meets Carthage
642
00:28:26,871 --> 00:28:29,791
-meets Dante meets AI and...
-KENDALL: Right.
643
00:28:29,874 --> 00:28:32,168
...antibiotic-resistant
superbugs.
644
00:28:32,252 --> 00:28:33,628
That's kinda dope, though.
645
00:28:33,711 --> 00:28:36,464
I mean, but aren't
Zadie Smith and fucking...
646
00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:37,757
Chuck D and Lucas Madsen
647
00:28:37,841 --> 00:28:39,926
gonna come
to my antibiotics party?
648
00:28:40,009 --> 00:28:42,137
-(LAUGHS) I don't know...
-(LAUGHTER)
649
00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:43,680
-Will he meet?
-He's not picking up
650
00:28:43,763 --> 00:28:45,223
to any of our numbers.
651
00:28:45,306 --> 00:28:47,392
-Okay. Well, get me new numbers.
-Okay.
652
00:28:47,475 --> 00:28:49,477
Just-- Let's keep calling.
Keep calling.
653
00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:52,063
-He is priority one, Jess.
-JESS JORDAN: Yeah.
654
00:28:52,147 --> 00:28:53,898
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
655
00:28:53,982 --> 00:28:55,859
Well, my grandpa...
656
00:28:55,942 --> 00:28:58,278
gave my inheritance
to Greenpeace,
657
00:28:58,361 --> 00:29:00,738
and then someone posted
a comment on their website
658
00:29:00,822 --> 00:29:03,283
and it could contain
a slight on my character,
659
00:29:03,366 --> 00:29:05,952
and then Greenpeace
promoted the comment,
660
00:29:06,035 --> 00:29:10,415
and so my lawyer thinks
that that's defamation...
661
00:29:10,498 --> 00:29:13,460
so yeah, that-- that's how
I'm trying to sue Greenpeace.
662
00:29:15,295 --> 00:29:16,337
Is that Shiv Roy?
663
00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:17,922
Oh, Mr. Salgado.
664
00:29:18,006 --> 00:29:19,549
-Good to see you here.
-(CHUCKLES)
665
00:29:19,632 --> 00:29:21,509
Does this mean
you've finally come
to your senses?
666
00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:24,345
Oh, no. Just shopping
in the marketplace of ideas.
667
00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:26,806
RICK SALGADO: Step on in, Shiv.
The water's fine.
668
00:29:26,890 --> 00:29:29,350
Hey, I don't mean
to bum rush you here, but...
669
00:29:30,268 --> 00:29:31,853
could you help me out?
670
00:29:31,936 --> 00:29:34,564
There's a feeding frenzy
around your dad, and I'm...
671
00:29:34,647 --> 00:29:36,649
trying to stand apart
from the rest of the, you know--
672
00:29:36,733 --> 00:29:38,651
The total fucking whack jobs?
673
00:29:38,735 --> 00:29:40,153
Don't get me wrong.
I'm with the base.
674
00:29:40,236 --> 00:29:42,447
-Mm-hmm?
-Energy is extraordinary.
675
00:29:42,530 --> 00:29:44,491
I just think I can bring
traditional conservatives
676
00:29:44,574 --> 00:29:46,826
to a more diverse dialogue.
677
00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:49,412
ATN hasn't given you
a lot of shine. It's true.
678
00:29:49,496 --> 00:29:52,749
Not to be indiscreet, but, um...
I just feel...
679
00:29:54,042 --> 00:29:57,337
if I was in the White House
and you were in the C-suite,
680
00:29:57,837 --> 00:29:59,422
we could mold.
681
00:29:59,506 --> 00:30:02,425
Oh, wow!
Sir, you are very forward.
682
00:30:02,509 --> 00:30:03,885
-SALGADO: Was that forward?
-Mm-hmm.
683
00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:05,678
Get your old man
to make me president.
684
00:30:05,762 --> 00:30:07,931
I'll see to it
that you become CEO,
685
00:30:08,014 --> 00:30:09,933
even if I have
to send your dad to prison.
686
00:30:10,850 --> 00:30:13,269
Wow, that is, uh--
That's very funny.
687
00:30:13,353 --> 00:30:14,646
So, it's decided?
688
00:30:14,729 --> 00:30:17,649
You land this for me,
I send your dad up the river?
689
00:30:17,732 --> 00:30:20,026
Uh... Yeah, I mean, unless...
690
00:30:20,109 --> 00:30:21,236
unless he resigns in a month!
691
00:30:21,319 --> 00:30:23,321
-Clean kill, baby.
-(LAUGHS)
692
00:30:23,404 --> 00:30:25,323
(CLICKS TONGUE, INHALES)
Good stuff.
693
00:30:25,406 --> 00:30:26,824
Okay, very funny!
694
00:30:30,286 --> 00:30:31,913
Look, you want some advice?
695
00:30:31,996 --> 00:30:33,540
Hoard mackerel tins.
696
00:30:33,623 --> 00:30:35,750
I know. Sounds funny, right?
(INHALES DEEPLY)
697
00:30:35,833 --> 00:30:38,336
But you're gonna need them
for bartering.
698
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:40,255
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
699
00:30:40,338 --> 00:30:42,423
Greg, can you?
Will you keep a note?
700
00:30:42,507 --> 00:30:44,842
-Oh, yeah.
-Oh, and the toilet.
701
00:30:44,926 --> 00:30:47,845
Your toilet
is your stair machine,
702
00:30:47,929 --> 00:30:50,557
it's your bench,
it's, uh... your fridge,
703
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:52,100
it's your...
(CHUCKLES) ...lover,
704
00:30:52,183 --> 00:30:54,769
it's-- it's-- it's your brother,
it's your priest.
705
00:30:54,852 --> 00:30:59,274
Oh, and also, most importantly,
it's also your... toilet.
706
00:30:59,357 --> 00:31:01,442
-Okay.
-Right. Right. (LAUGHS)
707
00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:03,570
Yeah, that's-- that--
I mean, that's-- yeah, that's--
708
00:31:03,653 --> 00:31:04,904
So, that's a big part of prison?
709
00:31:04,988 --> 00:31:08,741
(CHUCKLES)
It could be a perfect gentleman.
710
00:31:08,825 --> 00:31:10,368
Could also be
a terrible bastard.
711
00:31:10,451 --> 00:31:11,953
Your toilet can be a bastard?
712
00:31:12,829 --> 00:31:14,789
PETKUS: Key is unity.
713
00:31:14,872 --> 00:31:17,000
If we land a favorite,
I can pool the big money.
714
00:31:17,083 --> 00:31:21,796
But I need to know the messaging
will be there to back me up.
715
00:31:21,879 --> 00:31:24,257
I like him,
but a lot of people are asking,
716
00:31:24,340 --> 00:31:25,341
"Is Boyer a fighter?"
717
00:31:25,425 --> 00:31:26,801
LOGAN: I don't care
about the resume
718
00:31:26,884 --> 00:31:28,678
or ideological purity
719
00:31:28,761 --> 00:31:30,763
as long as they get it
720
00:31:31,222 --> 00:31:32,640
and they pop.
721
00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:34,142
If you're looking
for someone who gets it,
722
00:31:34,225 --> 00:31:35,685
I got your man.
723
00:31:35,768 --> 00:31:38,438
Connor Roy.
He's got a brand name,
724
00:31:38,521 --> 00:31:40,773
war chest, populist appeal
725
00:31:40,857 --> 00:31:43,109
-and he's a fighter.
-CONNOR: Hey, thanks, Pete.
726
00:31:43,192 --> 00:31:45,361
I believe I speak for my father
727
00:31:45,445 --> 00:31:48,031
when I offer
a firm and robust...
728
00:31:49,073 --> 00:31:51,826
-No comment. (CHUCKLES)
-(LAUGHTER)
729
00:31:52,619 --> 00:31:53,620
Sure.
730
00:31:55,204 --> 00:31:57,457
-I could see Connor.
-Sure, I agree.
731
00:31:57,540 --> 00:32:01,377
The sword has been pulled
from the stone, my liege.
732
00:32:01,461 --> 00:32:03,046
SALGADO:
Look at us, playing nice.
733
00:32:03,129 --> 00:32:04,297
People might think
we liked each other.
734
00:32:04,380 --> 00:32:06,257
No. No, what?
Hey, I'm a conservative.
735
00:32:06,341 --> 00:32:07,675
I like tradition.
736
00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:08,843
I doff my cap
737
00:32:08,926 --> 00:32:11,596
to Vice President Boyer's
years of loyal service.
738
00:32:11,679 --> 00:32:12,722
Thank you.
739
00:32:12,805 --> 00:32:15,183
I believe you used to call me
"Martin Van Boring."
740
00:32:15,266 --> 00:32:18,019
Hey! Come on!
No, I still call you that.
741
00:32:18,102 --> 00:32:21,397
Mencken and I may differ
in some areas, but, uh...
742
00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:23,024
we both agree
that this is the party
743
00:32:23,107 --> 00:32:24,692
of the working class now.
744
00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:27,570
-(SHIV SCOFFS)
-BOYER: What? Shiv?
745
00:32:27,654 --> 00:32:30,198
All the riches counties
in America are blue.
746
00:32:30,281 --> 00:32:33,910
The Democrats and Tech
hold all the wealth.
747
00:32:33,993 --> 00:32:36,496
I just think some of us
get so high off owning the libs,
748
00:32:36,579 --> 00:32:37,789
we forget to talk policy.
749
00:32:37,872 --> 00:32:39,874
Yeah, Rick loves to talk policy.
750
00:32:39,957 --> 00:32:41,417
What he does is he memorizes
751
00:32:41,501 --> 00:32:43,878
a National Review issue
from 2012
752
00:32:43,961 --> 00:32:45,880
and then,
he recites it back to you.
753
00:32:45,963 --> 00:32:48,132
-Cool policy, bro.
-And Jeryd hates to talk policy
754
00:32:48,216 --> 00:32:50,802
because it would mean,
you know, having one.
755
00:32:50,885 --> 00:32:52,303
Sick burn, brosef!
756
00:32:52,387 --> 00:32:54,013
MENCKEN: Oh, no, no, no.
We're kidding. We're kidding.
757
00:32:54,097 --> 00:32:56,683
We like each other. I--
I listen to his speeches...
758
00:32:56,766 --> 00:32:58,226
every night.
They help me drop off.
759
00:32:58,309 --> 00:33:00,645
Maybe it's boring talking
about populist solutions
760
00:33:00,728 --> 00:33:02,021
-for working families.
-Rick, come on!
761
00:33:02,105 --> 00:33:03,856
You jerked off
to Reagan's headshot
762
00:33:03,940 --> 00:33:06,109
for 30 years,
and now you're Tom Joad?
763
00:33:06,192 --> 00:33:08,194
Ugh, God!
It's so fucking boring.
764
00:33:09,112 --> 00:33:10,279
-What's that?
-SHIV: Hmm?
765
00:33:10,363 --> 00:33:11,364
What?
766
00:33:11,447 --> 00:33:14,534
No, I've just-- I've seen
your thing quite a lot.
767
00:33:14,617 --> 00:33:16,160
And that-- What's that?
What's my thing?
768
00:33:16,244 --> 00:33:18,413
YouTube provocateur bullshit.
769
00:33:18,496 --> 00:33:19,580
Aristo-populism.
770
00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:21,666
"Rape is natural.
It's all red pill, baby."
771
00:33:21,749 --> 00:33:22,875
I'm just...
772
00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:24,752
(CHUCKLING)
I'm just so fucking over it.
773
00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:26,129
Have you read Plato?
774
00:33:27,004 --> 00:33:28,673
Uh... Yeah.
775
00:33:28,756 --> 00:33:30,216
Remind me. What happens?
776
00:33:30,299 --> 00:33:31,843
Read Plato. Read Plato!
777
00:33:31,926 --> 00:33:34,262
(LAUGHS) Oh, don't want to!
Don't fucking want to.
778
00:33:34,345 --> 00:33:36,848
See, he doesn't actually want
to have a conversation.
779
00:33:36,931 --> 00:33:38,599
-SHIV: Yeah.
-He just wants to yell
loud enough...
780
00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:39,684
-SHIV: Yeah.
-...to get on ATN.
781
00:33:39,767 --> 00:33:41,561
Nah! Fuck ATN!
782
00:33:42,895 --> 00:33:45,982
No, really, ATN is treated
as a bulwark, but it's dead.
783
00:33:46,065 --> 00:33:47,567
It's basically...
784
00:33:47,650 --> 00:33:50,319
a pudding cup at 5:00 p.m.
in the nursing home.
785
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:55,074
Honestly. Doesn't speak to me.
786
00:33:55,158 --> 00:33:57,577
Doesn't speak to the--
the people that I talk to.
787
00:33:57,660 --> 00:34:03,207
It is status quo bedtime stories
to maximize shareholder value.
788
00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:05,460
No disrespect, Logan Roy...
789
00:34:06,711 --> 00:34:08,588
was an icon, but, you know...
790
00:34:09,714 --> 00:34:11,048
he's no longer relevant.
791
00:34:12,925 --> 00:34:14,969
-You recognize this fucker?
-Nope.
792
00:34:15,052 --> 00:34:18,556
Fucking jelly-boned, low-T,
pip-pip cheerio fucker!
793
00:34:19,265 --> 00:34:20,308
You told Dad yet?
794
00:34:20,391 --> 00:34:21,976
No. We have to stop
the wedding, though. Right?
795
00:34:22,059 --> 00:34:24,103
What? Stop obsessing
over Mom's new husband.
796
00:34:24,187 --> 00:34:25,938
-Just get over it. Who cares?
-Get over it?
797
00:34:26,022 --> 00:34:27,523
It just fucking happened.
798
00:34:27,607 --> 00:34:29,734
My mother is marrying
some dickhead
799
00:34:29,817 --> 00:34:30,860
crooked-toothed turnip man.
800
00:34:30,943 --> 00:34:32,612
What's wrong is how little
you care about it,
801
00:34:32,695 --> 00:34:33,905
-you frozen bitch.
-Poor Rome!
802
00:34:33,988 --> 00:34:35,031
His dreams of porking Mom
803
00:34:35,114 --> 00:34:37,617
slipping through his little
lubed-up fingers.
804
00:34:41,078 --> 00:34:43,372
Hey, so! Come in! Come in!
805
00:34:43,456 --> 00:34:44,791
-Yeah.
-Sit.
806
00:34:44,874 --> 00:34:46,042
Sit.
807
00:34:46,125 --> 00:34:47,752
Is Greg necessary?
808
00:34:48,753 --> 00:34:50,338
Just keep your trap shut.
809
00:34:50,421 --> 00:34:52,924
-Watch.
-All right, thank you, sir.
810
00:34:53,841 --> 00:34:55,510
Minimizing the Greg window.
811
00:34:55,593 --> 00:34:57,678
LOGAN: There's a lot
of chaff flying.
812
00:34:57,762 --> 00:34:59,138
A lot of flapping.
813
00:34:59,222 --> 00:35:01,307
But Ron and me
are going to meet and figure out
814
00:35:01,390 --> 00:35:03,684
how we can pull
for the same name.
815
00:35:05,269 --> 00:35:07,897
We need one voice on this,
or we could fall apart
816
00:35:07,980 --> 00:35:10,399
and hand it to the fuck-fuck
donkey gang.
817
00:35:10,483 --> 00:35:11,776
-(CONNOR CHUCKLES)
-HUGO: Right.
818
00:35:11,859 --> 00:35:12,860
So...
819
00:35:14,904 --> 00:35:16,197
who do we like?
820
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:19,742
Well, shouldn't we kick it
around a bit?
821
00:35:19,826 --> 00:35:20,910
You know, it feels like
it's poised,
822
00:35:20,993 --> 00:35:23,830
so if you and Petkus
come together and--
823
00:35:23,913 --> 00:35:25,748
and then the other donors
follow, then it's--
824
00:35:25,832 --> 00:35:26,874
Exactly.
825
00:35:27,667 --> 00:35:29,085
We're picking.
826
00:35:29,168 --> 00:35:31,087
We haven't got all night.
827
00:35:31,170 --> 00:35:32,630
I like Connor Roy.
828
00:35:36,717 --> 00:35:38,427
SHIV: Honestly, Dad,
I think you go Dems.
829
00:35:38,511 --> 00:35:39,720
-CONNOR: Wow.
-SHIV: Yeah, I do.
830
00:35:39,804 --> 00:35:41,138
ROMAN: Jesus Christ.
831
00:35:41,472 --> 00:35:42,682
Um, I...
832
00:35:42,765 --> 00:35:44,851
kinda like Mencken, but...
833
00:35:44,934 --> 00:35:48,437
I know he's kind of shitty,
so if it's now, I guess, Boyer,
834
00:35:48,521 --> 00:35:51,023
but can I just say
I don't like Boyer--
835
00:35:51,107 --> 00:35:52,441
-What? What's with the fucking--
-SHIV: Roman.
836
00:35:52,525 --> 00:35:54,193
No disrespect,
but Boyer's yesterday's papers.
837
00:35:54,277 --> 00:35:56,320
The Dems will run on change
and blow him away.
838
00:35:56,404 --> 00:35:57,697
ROMAN: Ooh, Mrs. Politics!
839
00:35:57,780 --> 00:35:59,574
How many big races did you win
as a consultant?
840
00:35:59,657 --> 00:36:01,492
-Four? Three? Did you win two?
-Roman! Boyer is not a winner,
841
00:36:01,576 --> 00:36:02,618
-and we know that.
-One?
842
00:36:02,702 --> 00:36:04,537
Okay, well, then,
should we talk to Mencken,
843
00:36:04,620 --> 00:36:06,956
-see if we can deal?
-The base does like him.
844
00:36:07,874 --> 00:36:08,875
Right?
845
00:36:12,044 --> 00:36:13,504
SHIV: Uh...
846
00:36:13,588 --> 00:36:18,092
look, can I... say something?
Uh... No.
847
00:36:18,175 --> 00:36:22,638
Mencken is an integralist,
nativist fuckhead. He's toxic.
848
00:36:22,722 --> 00:36:25,266
He's "Medicare for all,
abortions for none."
849
00:36:25,349 --> 00:36:26,684
And his idea of diplomacy
850
00:36:26,767 --> 00:36:28,477
is shooting roe deer
with Viktor Orban
851
00:36:28,561 --> 00:36:30,354
and then starting
a trade war with China.
852
00:36:30,438 --> 00:36:32,523
Look, I'm tough. I know that
there's the carnival bark
853
00:36:32,607 --> 00:36:34,233
and then there's
the fucking show, but...
854
00:36:34,317 --> 00:36:36,277
he is outside the American
political tradition.
855
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,779
And I think we have
a responsibility as Waystar...
856
00:36:38,863 --> 00:36:40,489
-ROMAN: (HUMS NATIONAL ANTHEM)
-...to the...
857
00:36:40,573 --> 00:36:42,575
-ROMAN: (CONTINUES HUMMING)
-...American Republic and--
858
00:36:42,658 --> 00:36:43,826
and to the future of--
859
00:36:43,910 --> 00:36:45,411
-Fuck you, Roman!
-Four score years
and whatever...
860
00:36:45,494 --> 00:36:47,121
-SHIV: No, he's talked about--
-...my sister did bring forth
861
00:36:47,204 --> 00:36:48,998
from her bedroom
a cup of milky sputum.
862
00:36:49,081 --> 00:36:50,374
-You done?
-ROMAN: Yeah, done.
863
00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:51,959
He's talked about burning Korans
864
00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:53,336
-and licensing
press credentials.
-Yeah.
865
00:36:53,419 --> 00:36:55,129
He's shifting
the Overton window. (LAUGHS)
866
00:36:55,212 --> 00:36:56,505
SHIV: I'm surprised you know
what that fucking is.
867
00:36:56,589 --> 00:36:58,049
-I do.
-SHIV: He's opening it
868
00:36:58,132 --> 00:36:59,383
-and throwing
union organizers out of it.
-ROMAN: Oh, my God.
869
00:36:59,467 --> 00:37:00,509
Stop Chicken Littling us.
870
00:37:00,593 --> 00:37:01,802
It just makes us
wanna all have a nap.
871
00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:02,929
SHIV: Stop being
a dirty little pixie
872
00:37:03,012 --> 00:37:04,513
whispering swastikas
in Dad's ear.
873
00:37:04,597 --> 00:37:06,307
Boom! There you go again!
So fucking route one!
874
00:37:06,390 --> 00:37:07,975
I'm not saying it's going to be
the full Third Reich,
875
00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:09,352
but I am genuinely concerned
876
00:37:09,435 --> 00:37:11,479
that we could slide into a...
(INHALES) ...into a--
877
00:37:11,562 --> 00:37:13,773
a Russian Berlusconied
Brazilian fuck pile.
878
00:37:13,856 --> 00:37:16,400
You have a trophy husband
and several fur coats.
879
00:37:16,484 --> 00:37:18,027
-I think you're gonna be fine.
-Tom!
880
00:37:18,611 --> 00:37:19,779
Who do you like?
881
00:37:19,862 --> 00:37:21,113
Me? I, uh...
882
00:37:21,197 --> 00:37:22,657
I think Shiv...
883
00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:24,241
Shiv talks a lot of sense.
884
00:37:24,325 --> 00:37:25,618
But I also jibe with Salgado.
885
00:37:25,701 --> 00:37:26,786
Oh, you "jibe" with him?
886
00:37:26,869 --> 00:37:28,287
-Pretty sure that's racist, Tom.
-GREG: May I, uh--
887
00:37:28,371 --> 00:37:30,456
-Sorry, do I get a vote?
-ROMAN: Sure you do, buddy.
888
00:37:30,539 --> 00:37:33,042
You get to vote at the election
with all the other folks.
889
00:37:33,125 --> 00:37:34,418
GREG: (CHUCKLES)
All right, yeah.
890
00:37:34,502 --> 00:37:36,587
Well, I guess, I just feel
like you maybe get a bigger vote
891
00:37:36,671 --> 00:37:38,339
-in here.
-ROMAN: Easy, Castro.
892
00:37:38,422 --> 00:37:42,093
Boyer is likely to be flexible
over the DOJ.
893
00:37:42,176 --> 00:37:43,803
Not if he doesn't win,
which he won't.
894
00:37:43,886 --> 00:37:47,348
Although, we are hearing rumors
that the case is weakening.
895
00:37:47,431 --> 00:37:49,141
And that no one big...
896
00:37:49,225 --> 00:37:52,019
-is likely to do jail time.
-Great.
897
00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:54,897
HUGO: With the notable exception
of Tom, obviously.
898
00:37:54,981 --> 00:37:57,108
-Sorry, Tom.
-No, please, Hugo. Understood.
899
00:37:57,191 --> 00:38:00,820
Look, if you don't go blue, Dad,
then at least we have to be...
900
00:38:00,903 --> 00:38:02,279
-backing Salgado.
-(SCOFFS AND GROANS)
901
00:38:02,363 --> 00:38:03,489
CONNOR: Señor Dickless.
902
00:38:03,572 --> 00:38:05,324
Captain of the Tampa Bay
Cuckaneers.
903
00:38:05,408 --> 00:38:07,118
Uh... Cyd. Sorry.
904
00:38:07,201 --> 00:38:08,577
-Duty calls.
-SHIV: Look, I don't like him.
905
00:38:08,661 --> 00:38:10,329
He's a neocon
pretending to be a Paleocon,
906
00:38:10,413 --> 00:38:12,331
-but he at least talks base,
and...
-TOM: Hello?
907
00:38:12,415 --> 00:38:15,084
-Tom?
-TOM: Uh-huh?
908
00:38:15,167 --> 00:38:16,669
KENDALL:
Where are you right now?
909
00:38:17,336 --> 00:38:18,587
Uh... Virginia.
910
00:38:20,464 --> 00:38:22,341
KENDALL: No, where are you
in the building?
911
00:38:24,260 --> 00:38:25,219
Shiv, can I just say,
912
00:38:25,302 --> 00:38:27,054
and I know that we have had
our differences,
913
00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:30,599
but I do think you are so brave
for picking the brown man.
914
00:38:30,683 --> 00:38:32,059
I think that we should get
you a medal.
915
00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:33,352
-SHIV: Amazing.
-A special medal,
for white women
916
00:38:33,436 --> 00:38:34,603
-who like brown men.
-Just being a racist now.
917
00:38:34,687 --> 00:38:36,355
"I'm a good girl.
I pretend to care about people
918
00:38:36,439 --> 00:38:37,773
'cause no one cares about me."
919
00:38:37,857 --> 00:38:40,234
Oh, yeah, actually, do you have
something you wanna tell Dad?
920
00:38:40,317 --> 00:38:43,154
From Mom? A message that maybe
you could share, Rome?
921
00:38:43,237 --> 00:38:46,282
Uh... Yeah, wow. Fuck you!
Thanks, I do.
922
00:38:46,365 --> 00:38:47,658
I have a message, uh, yeah.
923
00:38:47,742 --> 00:38:49,994
Uh... Mom's getting remarried.
924
00:38:50,953 --> 00:38:51,954
Hmm.
925
00:38:52,538 --> 00:38:53,706
To Bertie Woofter?
926
00:38:53,789 --> 00:38:56,917
Uh... No, to Peter, um...
uh... Pe-- uh-- Munion.
927
00:38:57,001 --> 00:38:58,627
-Peter Munion.
-You're fucking kidding?
928
00:39:00,379 --> 00:39:02,298
The seat sniffer?
929
00:39:02,381 --> 00:39:03,758
(SCOFFS) He's been hanging
around...
930
00:39:03,841 --> 00:39:06,093
-(LAUGHING) ...for forty years.
-Yeah, and, uh, she would--
931
00:39:06,177 --> 00:39:08,012
they would love it, apparently,
932
00:39:08,095 --> 00:39:09,638
if you came
to their big Tuscan wedding.
933
00:39:09,722 --> 00:39:12,433
Ooh! Lah-di-dah! (INHALES)
934
00:39:12,516 --> 00:39:14,518
And they sent you
as messenger boy?
935
00:39:14,602 --> 00:39:16,729
(LAUGHS)
936
00:39:16,812 --> 00:39:19,106
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
937
00:39:23,402 --> 00:39:24,945
-Hey, man.
-TOM: Hey.
938
00:39:25,029 --> 00:39:26,238
Thanks for coming.
939
00:39:27,990 --> 00:39:30,117
SERVER: (CLEARS THROAT) Hey.
940
00:39:30,201 --> 00:39:33,746
So, I will take the, uh,
Griddle Hero special, please.
941
00:39:33,829 --> 00:39:36,123
With double hash browns.
Fully loaded.
942
00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:37,583
And a plain waffle
943
00:39:37,666 --> 00:39:40,044
and a-- and a large cup
of room-temperature water.
944
00:39:40,127 --> 00:39:41,128
Thank you.
945
00:39:43,839 --> 00:39:45,299
Uh...
946
00:39:45,382 --> 00:39:47,009
I might just watch him.
947
00:39:47,093 --> 00:39:49,845
You know that Rasputin would
take a dose of arsenic,
948
00:39:49,929 --> 00:39:53,349
uh, with breakfast each morning
to build up his tolerance?
949
00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:56,769
(INHALES DEEPLY)
950
00:39:56,852 --> 00:39:58,312
Look, so...
951
00:40:00,689 --> 00:40:03,526
I think you know...
I've always liked you, Tom.
952
00:40:03,609 --> 00:40:05,945
Well, I like you too, Kendall.
I mean, I have notes.
953
00:40:06,028 --> 00:40:08,489
-(CHUCKLES)
-Oh, no. I have notes.
954
00:40:08,572 --> 00:40:09,949
I think mine
might be more extensive...
955
00:40:10,032 --> 00:40:12,159
-KENDALL: I don't know. (LAUGHS)
-...than yours. (LAUGHS)
956
00:40:12,243 --> 00:40:15,079
KENDALL: But look. I think
I can get you out of this mess,
957
00:40:15,162 --> 00:40:16,372
where you're going.
958
00:40:17,706 --> 00:40:19,291
TOM: Well, uh...
959
00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:21,001
nothing is certain, so...
960
00:40:23,087 --> 00:40:24,630
KENDALL: You know
they're calling you...
961
00:40:24,713 --> 00:40:26,090
the Christmas tree?
962
00:40:27,883 --> 00:40:28,843
Yeah?
963
00:40:28,926 --> 00:40:31,178
Perhaps that's because
I'm tall and jolly.
964
00:40:31,262 --> 00:40:34,181
KENDALL: Maybe. You think?
965
00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:36,142
But I think maybe you don't want
to be the chip
966
00:40:36,225 --> 00:40:38,519
the company offers up
when it has no choice.
967
00:40:39,770 --> 00:40:40,771
Well...
968
00:40:42,064 --> 00:40:44,650
obviously, I would prefer that
not to happen,
969
00:40:45,067 --> 00:40:46,360
but, um...
970
00:40:47,194 --> 00:40:49,113
-it's complicated.
-KENDALL: It is.
971
00:40:49,196 --> 00:40:51,073
But I'm here to ask,
are you interested
972
00:40:51,157 --> 00:40:53,451
in an alternative,
theoretically?
973
00:40:56,162 --> 00:40:57,663
I have, of late, uh,
974
00:40:57,746 --> 00:41:01,167
decided not to tarry
too much with hope.
975
00:41:01,250 --> 00:41:03,335
Okay, well, my case is...
976
00:41:05,296 --> 00:41:07,715
It's strong. It's--
No, it's-- it's...
977
00:41:08,465 --> 00:41:10,718
(SCOFFS) My case is fine.
978
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:12,970
It has gaps.
979
00:41:14,555 --> 00:41:15,848
But if I had someone
who could say
980
00:41:15,931 --> 00:41:18,809
that nothing gets signed off on
without my dad's say-so,
981
00:41:18,893 --> 00:41:20,227
which I think we both know
to be true...
982
00:41:20,311 --> 00:41:21,270
-Ooh, I--
-...then--
983
00:41:21,353 --> 00:41:23,272
I don't know
that I do know that, Ken.
984
00:41:25,149 --> 00:41:26,233
Uh-huh.
985
00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:28,736
Yeah, I'm just
a humble servant, Ken.
986
00:41:34,950 --> 00:41:36,160
I admire you, man.
987
00:41:37,286 --> 00:41:38,537
I do, I fucking-- You know?
988
00:41:38,621 --> 00:41:41,040
You-- You-- You're-- Look at--
You're a long way from home.
989
00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:43,667
You're far from the tree.
990
00:41:47,296 --> 00:41:48,255
You've played your hand well,
991
00:41:48,339 --> 00:41:49,882
and you're sitting
at the top table.
992
00:41:50,674 --> 00:41:52,593
Well, shucks. Thank you.
993
00:41:52,676 --> 00:41:55,387
I fell in love with your sister.
That's what happened.
994
00:41:55,471 --> 00:41:57,306
Sure. Oh, yeah.
Right, right, right.
995
00:41:57,389 --> 00:41:58,515
Sure. Sure, man.
996
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,560
The country mouse
and the hot tamale.
997
00:42:01,644 --> 00:42:02,645
(CHUCKLES)
998
00:42:02,728 --> 00:42:04,063
And you're just, uh...
999
00:42:05,147 --> 00:42:06,190
what? Just--
1000
00:42:06,273 --> 00:42:08,567
I suppose you're just
a long glass of water.
1001
00:42:09,818 --> 00:42:11,403
-No agenda?
-I guess.
1002
00:42:12,821 --> 00:42:14,198
KENDALL: Well,
here's how it goes.
1003
00:42:14,281 --> 00:42:16,992
I have new lawyers,
who are fucking amazing.
1004
00:42:17,785 --> 00:42:18,911
I do not underestimate
1005
00:42:18,994 --> 00:42:21,372
the cognitive dissonance
you're experiencing.
1006
00:42:21,997 --> 00:42:24,250
Lying, hiding.
1007
00:42:24,333 --> 00:42:25,834
But pretty soon,
1008
00:42:25,918 --> 00:42:27,211
granted immunity.
1009
00:42:28,337 --> 00:42:29,755
And you're not going to prison.
1010
00:42:30,965 --> 00:42:32,258
How does that sound?
1011
00:42:35,219 --> 00:42:37,346
I guess there are other names.
1012
00:42:37,429 --> 00:42:38,430
(COUGHS)
1013
00:42:39,348 --> 00:42:41,225
LOGAN: We have to be united
on this.
1014
00:42:41,308 --> 00:42:43,978
-It's a disaster if we splinter.
-(COUGHS)
1015
00:42:44,061 --> 00:42:45,604
Salgado has great narrative.
1016
00:42:45,688 --> 00:42:47,940
Quit butt-huffing Salgado, Shiv.
1017
00:42:48,023 --> 00:42:49,942
We all supported
your little DC lemonade stand,
1018
00:42:50,025 --> 00:42:51,986
but this is the fucking
real world.
This actually matters.
1019
00:42:52,069 --> 00:42:53,237
SHIV: Roman, you just love
the boot
1020
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:55,364
-'cause you love
to be kicked by it.
-(COUGHS)
1021
00:42:55,823 --> 00:42:56,949
LOGAN: What?
1022
00:42:57,783 --> 00:42:58,951
What?
1023
00:42:59,034 --> 00:43:00,202
Nothing. No.
1024
00:43:01,495 --> 00:43:02,579
What about Connor?
1025
00:43:03,330 --> 00:43:04,415
CONNOR: Interesting.
1026
00:43:04,498 --> 00:43:07,167
I do believe that idea
has good promise.
1027
00:43:07,626 --> 00:43:08,627
I do.
1028
00:43:09,253 --> 00:43:10,421
I could see it.
1029
00:43:10,504 --> 00:43:12,381
Well, if you can see it,
1030
00:43:12,464 --> 00:43:13,757
should we talk about it?
1031
00:43:13,841 --> 00:43:16,427
-LOGAN: Kids?
-Um...
1032
00:43:16,510 --> 00:43:17,928
sure, I don't know.
1033
00:43:18,429 --> 00:43:19,430
Yeah.
1034
00:43:21,098 --> 00:43:22,766
Like, but, like, really?
1035
00:43:24,476 --> 00:43:25,477
Uh...
1036
00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:27,104
I guess.
1037
00:43:27,187 --> 00:43:28,314
Sure. I don't know.
1038
00:43:28,397 --> 00:43:30,482
They're all fucking weirdos
anyway, so why not?
1039
00:43:30,566 --> 00:43:32,109
-No offense, Con.
-None taken.
1040
00:43:32,192 --> 00:43:33,902
I mean, he's a good-looking kid.
1041
00:43:34,737 --> 00:43:37,031
He's smart... in his way.
1042
00:43:37,114 --> 00:43:40,576
Fucking Joe Kennedy
did it for his boys? (CHUCKLES)
1043
00:43:40,659 --> 00:43:41,869
So let's get him in there
1044
00:43:41,952 --> 00:43:43,620
with a smile and a shoeshine
1045
00:43:43,704 --> 00:43:46,582
and get Ron and everyone
behind him.
1046
00:43:46,665 --> 00:43:49,585
I would fight so fuckin' hard
for this family, Pop.
1047
00:43:51,712 --> 00:43:53,297
Siobhan?
1048
00:43:53,380 --> 00:43:55,549
As a political consultant,
what do you think?
1049
00:43:55,632 --> 00:43:57,009
-(HESITATES)
-LOGAN: Come on.
1050
00:43:57,092 --> 00:43:59,136
Well-- Okay, well,
not huge name ID,
1051
00:43:59,219 --> 00:44:01,055
but the family name
will be a factor and...
1052
00:44:01,138 --> 00:44:02,389
A positive. One of many.
1053
00:44:02,473 --> 00:44:04,850
Uh... He's got no track record.
1054
00:44:04,933 --> 00:44:06,602
Nothing to beat me with.
1055
00:44:06,685 --> 00:44:07,936
I'm a clean skin.
1056
00:44:09,104 --> 00:44:10,606
And I guess, in terms of...
1057
00:44:10,689 --> 00:44:12,691
presentation
and connection skills...
1058
00:44:12,775 --> 00:44:13,942
Tick, tick.
1059
00:44:14,026 --> 00:44:16,195
-He can walk and chew gum.
-(CHUCKLES)
1060
00:44:16,278 --> 00:44:17,946
He pisses pretty straight.
1061
00:44:18,030 --> 00:44:20,240
CONNOR: Pretty damn straight.
I piss policy laser.
1062
00:44:20,324 --> 00:44:21,950
Okay, um, are we being
serious about this?
1063
00:44:22,034 --> 00:44:25,079
We're talking about trying
to make Connor president...
1064
00:44:25,162 --> 00:44:27,539
of the United States of America.
Crap pants!
1065
00:44:27,623 --> 00:44:29,875
Roman, it's a big tent.
Why don't you just come in?
1066
00:44:29,958 --> 00:44:32,294
Sure, I might call
the guy who waxes my balls.
1067
00:44:32,378 --> 00:44:33,629
-He's a possible.
-CONNOR: Jesus.
1068
00:44:33,712 --> 00:44:34,880
LOGAN: Greg!
1069
00:44:35,923 --> 00:44:36,924
(GREG CLEARS THROAT QUIETLY)
1070
00:44:37,007 --> 00:44:38,467
LOGAN: Would you vote
for Connor?
1071
00:44:39,551 --> 00:44:40,761
(HESITATES) Me? Would I...
1072
00:44:40,844 --> 00:44:42,805
(INHALES) Um...
1073
00:44:42,888 --> 00:44:43,806
LOGAN: Honestly.
1074
00:44:43,889 --> 00:44:46,266
Uh-- Uh-- Honestly,
uh, yeah, I-- I...
1075
00:44:46,350 --> 00:44:49,144
It depends. I-- I think...
(CLEARS THROAT)
1076
00:44:49,228 --> 00:44:52,231
I think I could see myself, uh,
spoiling my ballot
1077
00:44:52,314 --> 00:44:54,108
-in his favor. (HESITATES)
-(CHUCKLES)
1078
00:44:54,191 --> 00:44:55,901
Depending on the opposition.
Yeah.
1079
00:44:55,984 --> 00:44:57,361
LOGAN: What do you think, Shiv?
1080
00:44:57,444 --> 00:44:58,904
Is it nuts?
1081
00:44:58,987 --> 00:45:00,531
I love Con. I do. But...
1082
00:45:00,614 --> 00:45:03,450
if-- if we're talking about this
seriously, I think we have to...
1083
00:45:04,326 --> 00:45:05,452
look at Salgado!
1084
00:45:05,536 --> 00:45:07,329
-Can I bring him up here?
-Oh, come on.
1085
00:45:07,413 --> 00:45:09,998
(SMACKS LIPS) Hugo. Call Boyer.
1086
00:45:10,082 --> 00:45:12,584
Okay, if-- if she's bringing up
Soggy Salgado,
1087
00:45:12,668 --> 00:45:14,503
then I want to see
if we can tame Mencken, okay?
1088
00:45:14,586 --> 00:45:15,921
Oh, for fuck's sake!
1089
00:45:16,547 --> 00:45:17,673
Speakerphone.
1090
00:45:20,467 --> 00:45:21,593
BOYER: Hello?
1091
00:45:22,052 --> 00:45:24,304
Hi! Dave!
1092
00:45:24,388 --> 00:45:25,472
It's Logan.
1093
00:45:26,223 --> 00:45:27,266
How are you?
1094
00:45:27,349 --> 00:45:30,519
BOYER: Uh... G-- Good, Logan.
How are you?
1095
00:45:30,602 --> 00:45:32,730
LOGAN: Oh, I'm fine.
We're all fine.
1096
00:45:32,813 --> 00:45:34,398
I'm here in my suite.
1097
00:45:34,481 --> 00:45:36,859
Uh... Would you fancy
stopping by?
1098
00:45:36,942 --> 00:45:38,569
BOYER:
Uh, it's pretty late, Logan.
1099
00:45:39,194 --> 00:45:40,195
LOGAN: Uh-huh.
1100
00:45:43,323 --> 00:45:44,783
BOYER: But s-- sure. Sure.
1101
00:45:44,867 --> 00:45:47,828
Great. Great.
And Dave, listen, um...
1102
00:45:48,829 --> 00:45:50,789
my fridge is bare.
1103
00:45:50,873 --> 00:45:53,125
I don't suppose you could
run me over a Coke?
1104
00:45:54,460 --> 00:45:56,044
BOYER: Did you mean
to call room service?
1105
00:45:57,379 --> 00:45:58,714
If you don't have a Coke,
1106
00:45:59,339 --> 00:46:00,757
is there something else?
1107
00:46:01,592 --> 00:46:03,093
BOYER: Yes?
1108
00:46:03,177 --> 00:46:06,555
Could you fire
the deputy attorney general?
1109
00:46:09,099 --> 00:46:11,518
BOYER: Fire the deputy
attorney general?
1110
00:46:13,687 --> 00:46:16,815
I'm kidding. (CHUCKLES)
Come on over.
1111
00:46:18,066 --> 00:46:19,109
Have a chat.
1112
00:46:19,693 --> 00:46:21,612
If it's convenient.
1113
00:46:21,695 --> 00:46:23,280
BOYER: Sure,
I'll be over in a few minutes.
1114
00:46:23,363 --> 00:46:25,491
LOGAN: (INHALES)
Thank you, Hugo.
1115
00:46:25,574 --> 00:46:29,828
-Take the boy and go.
-Um... Yeah. Yeah.
1116
00:46:29,912 --> 00:46:33,207
I-- I-- I will go. I--
I just want to say, I think...
1117
00:46:33,874 --> 00:46:35,501
um...
1118
00:46:35,584 --> 00:46:39,546
I-- I-- I think I owe it
to my country to say...
1119
00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:43,967
I don't think you should crown--
or make Connor president.
1120
00:46:44,051 --> 00:46:46,637
That's it. Thank you.
Good night. Sorry.
1121
00:46:48,555 --> 00:46:50,390
So-- So, what do you think?
1122
00:46:57,064 --> 00:46:58,774
-Let me think.
-Yeah, take your time.
1123
00:46:58,857 --> 00:47:01,026
-I see it's tough for you.
-Yeah.
1124
00:47:01,109 --> 00:47:03,278
You know, my dad seems powerful.
1125
00:47:03,946 --> 00:47:05,531
Shiv seems safe.
1126
00:47:06,114 --> 00:47:07,115
But, uh...
1127
00:47:09,785 --> 00:47:12,162
I don't know.
You think she'll still be there?
1128
00:47:12,246 --> 00:47:14,122
Waiting for you after prison?
1129
00:47:17,125 --> 00:47:19,586
How exactly does it work if I...
1130
00:47:19,670 --> 00:47:21,630
if I do come over to you?
1131
00:47:21,713 --> 00:47:23,882
I mean, how--
how is it better...
1132
00:47:25,008 --> 00:47:26,885
for me when I tell my wife...
1133
00:47:27,511 --> 00:47:28,554
whom I love,
1134
00:47:28,637 --> 00:47:30,931
and this family,
that I'm turning against them?
1135
00:47:31,598 --> 00:47:32,599
How?
1136
00:47:34,142 --> 00:47:35,686
She'll respect you.
1137
00:47:35,769 --> 00:47:37,771
Tell her, "What's she doing?"
Bring her over.
1138
00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:38,939
Logan goes down.
1139
00:47:39,022 --> 00:47:41,400
Shiv knows
who the fucking man is.
1140
00:47:44,152 --> 00:47:45,237
Come on, man.
1141
00:47:46,655 --> 00:47:48,991
But h-- And I don't mean
to be insulting, but,
1142
00:47:49,074 --> 00:47:50,576
having been around a bit...
1143
00:47:53,161 --> 00:47:54,162
my hunch...
1144
00:47:55,789 --> 00:47:57,875
is that you're
going to get fucked
1145
00:47:57,958 --> 00:48:00,961
because I've seen you
get fucked a lot.
1146
00:48:01,044 --> 00:48:03,380
And I've never seen
Logan get fucked once.
1147
00:48:15,017 --> 00:48:17,811
-(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
-(SCOFFS) Nice. Classy.
1148
00:48:17,894 --> 00:48:20,272
♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
1149
00:48:20,355 --> 00:48:22,065
-Yeah.
-(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
1150
00:48:22,149 --> 00:48:23,567
Okay, I gotta go.
1151
00:48:23,650 --> 00:48:25,611
Do you know what they're doing
up in the suite?
1152
00:48:27,529 --> 00:48:29,281
They're picking
the next president.
1153
00:48:40,459 --> 00:48:43,086
♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪
1154
00:48:49,926 --> 00:48:52,012
(CROWD CLAMORING AND CHANTING)
1155
00:48:52,095 --> 00:48:56,350
CROWD: (CHANTING) Greg! Greg!
Greg! Greg! Greg!
1156
00:48:56,433 --> 00:48:58,685
LOUD GUY:
(SHOUTING) Fuck Greenpeace!
1157
00:48:58,769 --> 00:49:00,896
-(CHANTING CONTINUES)
-GREG: Uh-- No--
1158
00:49:00,979 --> 00:49:04,024
-Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg!
-I'm all right.
1159
00:49:04,107 --> 00:49:06,276
-Oh-- Okay. (CHUCKLES)
-(CHEERING)
1160
00:49:07,152 --> 00:49:09,571
♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
1161
00:49:12,491 --> 00:49:14,451
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1162
00:49:19,748 --> 00:49:21,541
BOYER: Obviously, we take
the integrity
1163
00:49:21,625 --> 00:49:23,543
of the Justice Department
very seriously.
1164
00:49:23,627 --> 00:49:25,879
But there is always
the question of overreach.
1165
00:49:25,962 --> 00:49:31,385
So, yeah, on Tech, I mean...
the strategy is clear.
1166
00:49:31,468 --> 00:49:32,886
I hear you about Gojo.
1167
00:49:33,887 --> 00:49:36,431
I personally don't think
there would be
1168
00:49:36,515 --> 00:49:38,225
any regulatory issues.
1169
00:49:39,935 --> 00:49:41,061
Well,
1170
00:49:41,561 --> 00:49:43,230
thank you, Dave.
1171
00:49:43,313 --> 00:49:46,566
Thank you, Mr. Vice President.
1172
00:49:46,650 --> 00:49:49,027
You've, uh, given us
a lot to think about.
1173
00:49:49,111 --> 00:49:51,113
-SHIV: Great to see you again.
-You too.
1174
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:55,075
Wonderful to see you again,
my very good adversary.
1175
00:49:58,286 --> 00:50:00,122
So, just wanted to
chit-chat a little bit.
1176
00:50:00,205 --> 00:50:02,207
That was funny earlier,
you know.
1177
00:50:02,290 --> 00:50:06,044
You tripping the light fantastic
on Grandpappy's nutsack.
1178
00:50:06,128 --> 00:50:09,256
When I called your dad bullshit?
I mean, did that bump?
1179
00:50:09,339 --> 00:50:10,841
Oh, yeah, yeah,
never heard that before.
1180
00:50:10,924 --> 00:50:13,385
Like, that was, like,
hardcore and junk.
1181
00:50:13,468 --> 00:50:15,345
'Cause the thing is,
this monkey don't dance.
1182
00:50:15,429 --> 00:50:16,596
-This monkey right here?
-MENCKEN: Yeah.
1183
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:18,765
This dancing monkey
in Dad's bathroom doesn't dance?
1184
00:50:18,849 --> 00:50:19,933
MENCKEN: That's right.
1185
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:21,893
(LAUGHS)
1186
00:50:21,977 --> 00:50:24,271
Um... So...
1187
00:50:24,354 --> 00:50:26,189
I did want to
talk to you about something.
1188
00:50:26,273 --> 00:50:28,525
And fuck it,
I'll just come out and say it.
1189
00:50:28,608 --> 00:50:30,902
Fascists are kind of cool...
1190
00:50:30,986 --> 00:50:34,364
but not really. So, is that,
like, a problem, a thing?
1191
00:50:34,448 --> 00:50:37,617
MENCKEN: (SIGHS) Seriously?
Me? I just...
1192
00:50:38,785 --> 00:50:40,746
I don't have
a lot of boundaries.
1193
00:50:40,829 --> 00:50:43,248
St. Augustine, Thomas Aquinas,
1194
00:50:43,331 --> 00:50:45,292
Schumacher.
I'll borrow from anyone.
1195
00:50:45,375 --> 00:50:46,626
And, you know...
1196
00:50:46,710 --> 00:50:50,714
if Franco or H or Travis Bickle
had a good pitch, fuck it!
1197
00:50:50,797 --> 00:50:54,217
-I'm a man for all seasons.
-Mm-hmm. "H"?
1198
00:50:54,301 --> 00:50:56,178
You know, there was
a very naughty boy named "H."
1199
00:50:56,261 --> 00:50:59,681
I'm a fully-fledged,
small-D democrat.
1200
00:50:59,765 --> 00:51:01,391
A well-regulated election
1201
00:51:01,475 --> 00:51:04,186
is a transmission frequency
for God's grace.
1202
00:51:04,269 --> 00:51:06,062
ROMAN: Holy shit. You really are
a Christian, aren't you?
1203
00:51:06,146 --> 00:51:09,608
Well, no, no, no.
My only thing is, like,
who's the stakeholder, right?
1204
00:51:09,691 --> 00:51:11,109
I've been tending, you know,
1205
00:51:11,193 --> 00:51:14,654
my little garden for, like,
a hundred years, and then...
1206
00:51:14,738 --> 00:51:18,158
forty new guys show up
in the back of a truck...
1207
00:51:18,784 --> 00:51:20,243
playing their boombox,
1208
00:51:20,994 --> 00:51:22,037
and it's put to a vote,
1209
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:24,873
and they decide to, uh,
give my farm to them.
1210
00:51:24,956 --> 00:51:27,959
I mean... (SCOFFS) I'm like,
"So sorry, what happened?"
1211
00:51:28,043 --> 00:51:29,628
Maybe you have to put in, right?
1212
00:51:29,711 --> 00:51:32,005
-Before you get to take out.
-ROMAN: Yeah.
1213
00:51:32,088 --> 00:51:33,715
Okay, well, then, you know...
1214
00:51:33,799 --> 00:51:35,217
who gets to, uh...
1215
00:51:36,384 --> 00:51:37,636
who gets to join?
1216
00:51:38,178 --> 00:51:40,055
MENCKEN: Well...
1217
00:51:40,138 --> 00:51:41,765
people trust people
who look like them.
1218
00:51:41,848 --> 00:51:43,016
That's just a scientific fact.
1219
00:51:43,099 --> 00:51:45,811
They will give more
tax dollars to help them.
1220
00:51:45,894 --> 00:51:47,354
-Hmm.
-MENCKEN: Now,
1221
00:51:47,437 --> 00:51:50,899
you can integrate new elements,
of course, but come on, man!
1222
00:51:50,982 --> 00:51:52,150
Slowly!
1223
00:51:52,234 --> 00:51:53,527
I mean, fuck!
1224
00:51:55,278 --> 00:51:56,488
I like this country.
1225
00:51:56,571 --> 00:51:58,532
-Yeah.
-MENCKEN: Let's just take a beat
1226
00:51:58,615 --> 00:52:02,077
before we fundamentally alter
its composition?
1227
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:03,912
(SMACKS LIPS) Yeah.
1228
00:52:03,995 --> 00:52:05,831
And in terms of, you know,
1229
00:52:05,914 --> 00:52:08,125
this... here.
There's a thing here, right?
1230
00:52:08,208 --> 00:52:09,459
-MENCKEN: Mm.
-And I get it. You're...
1231
00:52:09,543 --> 00:52:12,128
You're fucking 6G,
and we're Betamax,
1232
00:52:12,212 --> 00:52:15,090
but, you know, you need us.
I think.
1233
00:52:15,173 --> 00:52:17,551
Our news, our viewers,
those fucking almost-deads,
1234
00:52:17,634 --> 00:52:18,885
that's a big slice of pie.
1235
00:52:18,969 --> 00:52:21,096
Well, if I'm the nominee,
1236
00:52:21,179 --> 00:52:23,056
are any of them
really going to vote against me?
1237
00:52:23,139 --> 00:52:24,850
No, but...
1238
00:52:24,933 --> 00:52:27,227
you know, it's going to be
a fucking shit show...
1239
00:52:27,310 --> 00:52:28,645
(CHUCKLES)
...going into the convention.
1240
00:52:28,728 --> 00:52:30,355
I think you could
really use our push.
1241
00:52:30,438 --> 00:52:32,023
I think you could use mine.
1242
00:52:33,567 --> 00:52:34,568
Maybe.
1243
00:52:38,989 --> 00:52:39,865
(SMACKS LIPS)
1244
00:52:39,948 --> 00:52:41,074
MENCKEN:
Where are you in all this?
1245
00:52:41,157 --> 00:52:43,535
S... Me, Roman?
1246
00:52:43,618 --> 00:52:45,412
Uh... You know.
1247
00:52:47,330 --> 00:52:49,332
-I'm creeping on the come-up.
-Oh, yeah?
1248
00:52:49,416 --> 00:52:51,501
ROMAN: Yeah. I've got some ideas
for ATN, you know.
1249
00:52:51,585 --> 00:52:55,422
Sluice out the fucking porridge
and add some sriracha.
1250
00:52:55,505 --> 00:52:57,757
Poach some of those TikTok
psychos, you know?
1251
00:52:57,841 --> 00:53:00,594
E-girls with fucking guns
and Juul pods, you know?
1252
00:53:00,677 --> 00:53:03,513
Give me some straight shot
Blacks and Latinos.
1253
00:53:03,597 --> 00:53:04,890
No more of this fucking...
1254
00:53:04,973 --> 00:53:06,349
pillows and bedpans, you know.
1255
00:53:06,433 --> 00:53:08,852
We're strictly bone broth
and dick pills.
1256
00:53:09,853 --> 00:53:10,896
Deep state conspiracy hour
1257
00:53:10,979 --> 00:53:12,898
but with, like, a fucking wink,
you know? Funny.
1258
00:53:12,981 --> 00:53:14,858
(CLAPS) And the whole show...
1259
00:53:14,941 --> 00:53:16,818
is kinda set up for the star.
1260
00:53:17,777 --> 00:53:19,696
President Jeryd Mencken.
1261
00:53:23,867 --> 00:53:25,160
(EXHALES HEAVILY)
1262
00:53:28,330 --> 00:53:31,082
-(SHIV CHUCKLES)
-(ROMAN BLOWS AIR
THROUGH TEETH)
1263
00:53:31,166 --> 00:53:32,292
Knock-knock.
1264
00:53:35,962 --> 00:53:37,255
(MENCKEN EXHALES HEAVILY)
1265
00:53:47,515 --> 00:53:48,850
Heard you wanted one.
1266
00:53:50,727 --> 00:53:51,770
Thank you.
1267
00:53:51,853 --> 00:53:53,563
Anointed with a Coke.
1268
00:53:58,318 --> 00:54:00,904
(SMACKS LIPS) That was nice.
1269
00:54:00,987 --> 00:54:03,490
-He's nice.
-He's... (SCOFFING) ...not nice.
1270
00:54:04,366 --> 00:54:06,076
-He's not!
-ROMAN: Dad?
1271
00:54:06,159 --> 00:54:09,204
I know we came to the market
to buy you a nice milk cow
1272
00:54:09,287 --> 00:54:12,582
but we found ourselves
a fucking T-rex, okay?
1273
00:54:12,666 --> 00:54:15,210
He's box office.
The guy is fucking diesel.
1274
00:54:15,293 --> 00:54:18,129
I mean, he's good on camera.
He's fun. He'll fight.
1275
00:54:18,213 --> 00:54:19,839
Viewers will eat from his hand.
1276
00:54:19,923 --> 00:54:21,091
-No downside.
-SHIV: Oh, yeah.
1277
00:54:21,174 --> 00:54:22,926
Let's just invade Poland, Dad.
No downside.
1278
00:54:23,009 --> 00:54:25,011
No, his chief of staff
broke a kid's jaw at a rally!
1279
00:54:25,095 --> 00:54:26,805
-(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
-(SCOFFING) What?
1280
00:54:26,888 --> 00:54:28,139
If we don't come
to an accommodation,
1281
00:54:28,223 --> 00:54:30,350
we get outflanked, and we lose
the ATN dollar machine
1282
00:54:30,433 --> 00:54:33,853
when we need cash to fight Tech.
Right? And buy Gojo.
1283
00:54:33,937 --> 00:54:35,855
(SLAPS THIGHS) Shiv wants
her way, I want my way,
1284
00:54:35,939 --> 00:54:37,524
Connor wants his way,
so that's even.
1285
00:54:37,607 --> 00:54:41,069
SHIV: It's not even!
My opinion counts for more!
1286
00:54:41,152 --> 00:54:43,113
No-- It does!
It just fucking does!
1287
00:54:43,196 --> 00:54:44,572
Okay? I know this. I know!
1288
00:54:44,656 --> 00:54:47,242
People hate him.
They fucking hate this guy!
1289
00:54:47,325 --> 00:54:49,077
You have to look at the climate.
1290
00:54:50,578 --> 00:54:54,040
Climate said I was going down.
1291
00:54:54,124 --> 00:54:57,752
Climate said
I should just step aside.
1292
00:55:01,131 --> 00:55:02,257
I guess...
1293
00:55:03,466 --> 00:55:05,135
I'm a climate denier.
1294
00:55:06,970 --> 00:55:09,556
Uh? I'm sorry,
this is how it happens?
1295
00:55:09,639 --> 00:55:10,974
-Good night.
-SHIV: Dad?
1296
00:55:11,057 --> 00:55:14,060
Dad! Come on! He's just--
He's fucking dangerous!
1297
00:55:16,479 --> 00:55:18,273
Definitely fucking.
1298
00:55:19,315 --> 00:55:21,401
Looks like your polling
was off again, Shiv.
1299
00:55:28,950 --> 00:55:30,118
Let's go.
1300
00:55:31,619 --> 00:55:33,621
♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
1301
00:55:37,876 --> 00:55:40,295
(LIVELY CHATTER)
1302
00:55:41,254 --> 00:55:43,089
So, I saw you.
1303
00:55:43,173 --> 00:55:45,383
Looked like you were having
a whale of a time
1304
00:55:45,467 --> 00:55:47,802
flying on the wings
of white power.
1305
00:55:47,886 --> 00:55:50,930
Yeah, yeah.
I was, uh, commandeered.
1306
00:55:51,014 --> 00:55:52,390
Did it feel good...
1307
00:55:52,474 --> 00:55:54,809
as the fascists
hoisted you aloft
1308
00:55:54,893 --> 00:55:56,394
like the Stanley Cup?
1309
00:55:56,478 --> 00:55:57,479
So...
1310
00:55:57,562 --> 00:55:59,731
Mencken's gonna take
the weekend straw poll,
1311
00:55:59,814 --> 00:56:02,317
and Petkus has confirmed
he's backing.
1312
00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:03,526
Good.
1313
00:56:03,610 --> 00:56:06,154
Sunday show
pushed him this morning.
1314
00:56:06,237 --> 00:56:09,157
Let's see if this horse can run.
1315
00:56:09,240 --> 00:56:11,242
...couldn't quite...
(INHALES SHARPLY)
1316
00:56:11,326 --> 00:56:12,535
...seal the deal.
1317
00:56:12,619 --> 00:56:13,912
And here I was thinking that...
1318
00:56:13,995 --> 00:56:16,498
you were gonna be the man
to put my dad in prison.
1319
00:56:16,581 --> 00:56:18,541
-SALGADO: Right.
-(SHOUTS) Siobhan!
1320
00:56:19,334 --> 00:56:20,585
Speak of the devil.
1321
00:56:20,668 --> 00:56:22,504
You take care. Good to see you.
1322
00:56:22,587 --> 00:56:23,963
We're doing photos.
1323
00:56:24,047 --> 00:56:26,257
-Family photo.
-SHIV: Uh-- With him?
1324
00:56:26,758 --> 00:56:28,593
No. No.
1325
00:56:28,676 --> 00:56:30,095
We're all in it. Let's go.
1326
00:56:31,471 --> 00:56:33,014
You've got enough people
in the shot.
1327
00:56:33,389 --> 00:56:34,432
I'm good.
1328
00:56:37,310 --> 00:56:38,895
Get in the photo, please.
1329
00:56:43,817 --> 00:56:47,987
Siobhan, are you part
of this family or not?
1330
00:56:51,699 --> 00:56:53,743
SHIV: Not standing next to him.
1331
00:56:53,827 --> 00:56:55,745
I'll be in the photo
but not right by him.
1332
00:56:58,414 --> 00:56:59,624
You win, Pinkie.
1333
00:57:00,542 --> 00:57:01,543
You win.
1334
00:57:02,919 --> 00:57:05,505
You did good this weekend, son.
1335
00:57:07,257 --> 00:57:08,133
HUGO: Next to the congressman.
1336
00:57:08,216 --> 00:57:09,759
-LOGAN: Mr. Mencken.
-HUGO: Roman.
1337
00:57:09,843 --> 00:57:11,261
-LOGAN: Congratulations.
-Thank you.
1338
00:57:11,344 --> 00:57:13,596
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
1339
00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:21,354
HUGO: Okay, everybody,
just be casual. Relax. Smile.
1340
00:57:21,437 --> 00:57:23,314
Little chin down, Mr. Men--
Congressman.
1341
00:57:23,398 --> 00:57:25,441
And one, two, three.
1342
00:57:25,525 --> 00:57:27,986
-(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
-HUGO: Great! Great. Perfect.
1343
00:57:28,069 --> 00:57:29,654
-Thank you. Super.
-LOGAN: Good.
1344
00:57:29,737 --> 00:57:31,072
HUGO: Great. Okay.
1345
00:57:31,698 --> 00:57:32,949
Um...
1346
00:57:33,032 --> 00:57:34,659
Thank you. Should we get--
1347
00:57:34,742 --> 00:57:37,412
Should we get a couple
of just... Um...
1348
00:57:37,495 --> 00:57:41,291
♪ ("MILLION DOLLAR HOME RUN"
BY NICHOLAS BRITELL PLAYS) ♪
1349
00:58:40,850 --> 00:58:42,435
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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