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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:16,010 --> 00:01:19,512 POPCORN AND ICECREAM 2 00:02:45,005 --> 00:02:49,234 - There's a party tonight. - Fantastic! She looks like an expert with her mouth! 3 00:02:49,458 --> 00:02:50,503 Yeah... 4 00:02:58,708 --> 00:03:02,100 - Okay, I'll wait for you here. - Is that an all-day sucker? 5 00:03:03,128 --> 00:03:05,106 Alright, but hurry! 6 00:03:05,846 --> 00:03:07,382 This chick is really fine! 7 00:03:14,222 --> 00:03:17,741 - Hey, Vivi, you're here just in time! Wait a second... - I can't. I have to get to the bank. 8 00:03:17,927 --> 00:03:21,208 - No, wait... you have to do something for me! - I have to get to the bank before it closes! 9 00:03:21,218 --> 00:03:24,034 - I began going out with your boss yesterday. - That old guy? 10 00:03:24,114 --> 00:03:26,892 Come on, I'm not that crazy! No, it was his son. 11 00:03:26,992 --> 00:03:28,935 - I don't know him. - He was fabulous! 12 00:03:29,035 --> 00:03:31,084 From now on, Fritz is out. I've had it with him. 13 00:03:31,184 --> 00:03:34,852 - I thought you two were a match made in Heaven. - You get sick of Fritz in a hurry. 14 00:03:34,952 --> 00:03:36,547 I've been going with him for a whole week. 15 00:03:36,647 --> 00:03:38,895 He wanted to see me today. Go tell him, okay? 16 00:03:38,995 --> 00:03:41,094 - Tell him what? - Tell him it's over! 17 00:03:41,194 --> 00:03:43,417 Tell him I've died, I've left the country. Tell him whatever you want! 18 00:03:43,517 --> 00:03:46,925 No, I've got a bag full of money I'm supposed to deposit it right over there. 19 00:03:47,025 --> 00:03:50,632 Okay, let me make the deposit, and you go and announce the end of our big romance! 20 00:03:52,231 --> 00:03:55,126 - Don't forget the stamped receipt! - No, I'm going to spend it all! 21 00:03:55,127 --> 00:03:57,264 I'll donate it to a nudist colony! 22 00:04:09,239 --> 00:04:12,197 - Hey, gorgeous! - Hi, Junior! 23 00:04:12,674 --> 00:04:15,342 - How did you get here so quickly? - In the yellow cannonball! Hop in... 24 00:04:15,442 --> 00:04:17,324 You're kidding? You take this thing out on the road? 25 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:20,790 Yeah, my Porsche is still laid up. It may look beat up, but the seats recline! 26 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:23,901 I'd ride a moped with you if the handlebar reclined! 27 00:04:24,001 --> 00:04:26,221 There's nothing like love in the fresh air! 28 00:04:33,421 --> 00:04:37,767 So, there's plenty to keep you busy while I'm gone. Right, son? 29 00:04:37,782 --> 00:04:41,028 You'll have a chance to learn the business from top to bottom. Here... 30 00:04:41,808 --> 00:04:45,766 - Hey! Do I have to learn all this? - You have three weeks. I'll be going now. 31 00:04:45,810 --> 00:04:49,139 - Just another meeting I need to attend. - I hope she's nice! 32 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:52,173 It's not what you think, Junior. It's business! 33 00:04:52,185 --> 00:04:55,414 I'm going to the annual professional meeting. Why don't you come along? 34 00:04:55,514 --> 00:04:58,863 - No, I'd better start plowing through this stuff! - Yes? 35 00:05:00,204 --> 00:05:03,260 I felt I ought to wish you a happy holiday once last time, Director. 36 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:06,652 Thank you, Mrs. Matisek. You know my son, Bob? 37 00:05:07,764 --> 00:05:09,021 Bobby! 38 00:05:09,633 --> 00:05:12,149 Please answer that. I'm not here! 39 00:05:14,781 --> 00:05:16,961 Hello? Kika Möbel... 40 00:05:17,376 --> 00:05:19,263 Really? What? 41 00:05:21,521 --> 00:05:23,168 I'm sorry, Mr. Hansen isn't here. 42 00:05:25,498 --> 00:05:31,922 I don't care which idiot made a mistake! I want my beds now! I need them! 43 00:05:32,712 --> 00:05:36,734 - Mr. Hansen speaking. Who is it? - Who is it? Who do you think it is? 44 00:05:36,827 --> 00:05:40,050 Do all your customers wait three weeks for six beds? Three weeks! 45 00:05:40,150 --> 00:05:44,266 This is the Hotel Sabatini at Wörthersee. Or haven't you ever heard of us? 46 00:05:45,152 --> 00:05:49,514 Three weeks ago my husband paid you for six beds! But you never sent them! 47 00:05:49,714 --> 00:05:52,414 He even paid in cash! So where are the beds? Eh? 48 00:05:52,647 --> 00:05:55,819 Don't give me that bullshit! Find our order, understand? 49 00:05:55,883 --> 00:05:57,952 Uh oh, my little chickadee is on the warpath again! 50 00:06:00,008 --> 00:06:03,319 Do we need the beds right now? Of course we need the beds, you fool! 51 00:06:03,419 --> 00:06:07,874 My dear lady, I guarantee you'll get your beds. I'll see that they're delivered today! 52 00:06:07,974 --> 00:06:10,071 Don't you worry! I'll take care of it. 53 00:06:10,525 --> 00:06:12,237 Who is in charge of deliveries? 54 00:06:12,337 --> 00:06:16,041 But Director, all our delivery people have been on vacation for the past 37 and one-half minutes. 55 00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:19,705 Oh, yes. Well, no matter what, we have to deliver those beds! 56 00:06:19,805 --> 00:06:23,424 - Not only is she an important customer, she's a... - Hellcat! 57 00:06:23,563 --> 00:06:25,612 I wouldn't care to meet her some dark night. 58 00:06:25,622 --> 00:06:29,454 You know what you're going to do? You're going to see to it that those beds are delivered! 59 00:06:29,547 --> 00:06:30,873 You'll do it personally. 60 00:06:30,973 --> 00:06:33,588 If you weren't my father, I'd tell you what you can do with those beds! 61 00:06:37,695 --> 00:06:39,660 This is my business! 62 00:06:40,026 --> 00:06:42,715 Yeah, it's a great set-up. How about giving me a guided tour? 63 00:06:42,950 --> 00:06:44,877 You want a look at our beds? 64 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:49,643 I thought your company specialized in playpens. 65 00:07:11,974 --> 00:07:13,276 After you! 66 00:07:28,316 --> 00:07:31,681 - Come on, cowboy, hop in the saddle! - Aw shucks, ma'am... 67 00:07:42,736 --> 00:07:46,432 Do you sell all your beds by giving personal demonstrations? 68 00:07:46,433 --> 00:07:47,698 Yeah, and you can have it wholesale! 69 00:07:47,704 --> 00:07:51,526 - What about the sales pitch? - Our goal is a satisfied customer! 70 00:07:51,827 --> 00:07:53,289 You're crazy! 71 00:07:58,964 --> 00:08:01,742 So, you'll also deliver the beds to the hospital and the convent? 72 00:08:01,743 --> 00:08:04,415 Yeah, it'll save the company at least 50 Pfennigs. 73 00:08:05,070 --> 00:08:07,324 Come on! Can't you concentrate on anything? 74 00:08:07,415 --> 00:08:11,118 - You know how to handle these beds? - I'll have to be careful not to pinch anything! 75 00:08:12,648 --> 00:08:14,498 - Quick, hide! Someone's coming! - What on earth? 76 00:08:14,508 --> 00:08:16,418 I thought you were the boss. What's going on? 77 00:08:16,467 --> 00:08:18,792 If you're the boss, why do we have to hide? 78 00:08:18,912 --> 00:08:20,713 Will you shut up and come here? 79 00:08:21,030 --> 00:08:22,330 Come on... 80 00:08:26,998 --> 00:08:30,133 - I wish you'd tell me what's going on. - I'll explain it later. Come on! 81 00:08:35,492 --> 00:08:37,017 There they are. 82 00:08:48,884 --> 00:08:50,085 Okay... 83 00:08:54,205 --> 00:08:56,566 They won't come apart. I'll have to take them in one piece. 84 00:08:56,662 --> 00:08:58,767 You'll need the large van. 85 00:09:01,190 --> 00:09:03,177 Hello, this is Vivi. Is Bea there? 86 00:09:04,365 --> 00:09:08,102 Yeah, it's pretty important. She deposited 18.000 Marks in the bank for me,... 87 00:09:08,104 --> 00:09:10,310 ...and I need the receipt right away! 88 00:09:11,450 --> 00:09:16,639 Tommorow? No, I have to catch a train in 3 hours! I'm going to Italy for my holiday. 89 00:09:17,201 --> 00:09:20,372 Oh, she said she'd be at the disco? Okay, I know the one she means. 90 00:09:20,405 --> 00:09:21,867 I'll meet her there. Thanks! 91 00:09:53,943 --> 00:09:55,905 - Where's the receipt? - What? 92 00:09:55,994 --> 00:09:58,491 Come on, where's the receipt? It's for 18.000 Marks! 93 00:09:58,499 --> 00:10:02,745 18.000 Marks? You know what I'd do if I had that kind of money? 94 00:10:05,402 --> 00:10:06,236 What? 95 00:10:06,237 --> 00:10:08,137 Is it true? You handed me 18.000 Marks? 96 00:10:08,138 --> 00:10:11,075 Haven't you got the receipt for the money? Where's the money? 97 00:10:11,312 --> 00:10:14,851 - I put it here, so I wouldn't lose it. - You mean you lost it? 98 00:10:14,857 --> 00:10:18,512 But there's nothing to worry about. Hey, Junior! 99 00:10:18,923 --> 00:10:20,820 - Come here. We have to go back! - Back where? 100 00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:22,170 - To your company! - Why, do you like it there? 101 00:10:22,171 --> 00:10:24,007 Come on! I'll explain on the way. 102 00:10:43,537 --> 00:10:44,899 The beds are gone! 103 00:10:44,900 --> 00:10:47,354 Someone has delivered them. 104 00:10:47,396 --> 00:10:49,495 I just want my money! 105 00:10:50,850 --> 00:10:53,510 Stay right where you are, or you'll get this stick! 106 00:10:54,635 --> 00:10:57,533 Oh... it's you! What's going on? 107 00:10:57,534 --> 00:10:59,477 Did they come in here and take out a load of beds? 108 00:10:59,478 --> 00:11:01,631 - Oh, yes! - Let me see the order. 109 00:11:03,557 --> 00:11:06,084 Hotel Sabatini, Wörthersee. Okay! Come on! 110 00:11:08,508 --> 00:11:10,569 Go figure... these kids! They're all crazy! 111 00:11:26,825 --> 00:11:28,618 Why did you have to do that? 112 00:11:28,924 --> 00:11:32,842 Look what you've done to my new car! Are you drunk, or just crazy? 113 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:35,763 If I ever get the chance, I'll bash your head in! 114 00:11:35,944 --> 00:11:38,724 All of you kids, you're a menace on the road! 115 00:11:39,228 --> 00:11:43,361 Take it easy, pops! A drink will make you feel better. 116 00:11:44,050 --> 00:11:45,761 Oh... thanks! 117 00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:52,685 No, go ahead. Drink all you want. Go on, have another drink! 118 00:11:53,228 --> 00:11:54,832 I might as well. 119 00:11:56,512 --> 00:12:00,685 Come on, drink up! I'll have mine later, after the breathalyzer test. 120 00:12:02,078 --> 00:12:03,912 What do you know? Here come the cops! 121 00:12:03,995 --> 00:12:09,380 You look to be in bad shape. I bet your alcohol reading will be off the chart! 122 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:13,631 They'll be here for hours. Come on, let's take the train. 123 00:12:13,822 --> 00:12:15,865 You wrecked my new car. You'll pay for this! 124 00:12:15,866 --> 00:12:17,718 - You want to bet, pops? - Don't call me pops! 125 00:12:17,719 --> 00:12:21,646 - I'll tell the cops just what happened! - Sure, you do that, pops! 126 00:12:21,647 --> 00:12:24,508 Just don't breath too hard in their faces. 127 00:12:35,696 --> 00:12:38,398 Hi there, Otto Bronzky's the name. 128 00:12:38,437 --> 00:12:40,472 - Are you on holiday, miss? - Yes. 129 00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:44,403 Isn't it funny, how everything goes more quickly on a train? 130 00:12:44,831 --> 00:12:49,130 I mean, people can get acquainted right away ... 131 00:12:49,334 --> 00:12:51,114 ... in a manner of speaking. 132 00:12:53,017 --> 00:12:57,188 Hey, gramps, my fiancee doesn't appreciate being hit on by dirty old men, right? 133 00:12:59,757 --> 00:13:04,004 - Come on, honey. - Oh, alright... 134 00:13:04,155 --> 00:13:07,232 - Thanks... - Come in, it's been reserved just for you! 135 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:11,837 - What happened to the other passengers? - They all left. I drove them crazy! 136 00:13:13,410 --> 00:13:16,641 Hey! You're not going to abandon me to the wolves, are you? 137 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:18,469 This isn't a train, it's a battlefield! 138 00:13:18,470 --> 00:13:20,781 I found a Prince Charming. This is my friend, Bea. 139 00:13:20,822 --> 00:13:22,330 - Hi! - This is my fiancee... 140 00:13:22,331 --> 00:13:23,784 Any friend of... By the way, what should I call you? 141 00:13:23,825 --> 00:13:25,801 - Vivi. And you? - Johnny. 142 00:13:26,124 --> 00:13:28,672 - Make yourselves at home. - Thanks. 143 00:13:57,098 --> 00:13:59,079 What do you say? How about a little snack? 144 00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:00,272 No thanks! 145 00:14:04,106 --> 00:14:05,455 Where is it? 146 00:14:06,526 --> 00:14:08,043 My leather handbag? 147 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:11,574 My money's in it. Everything! 148 00:14:11,660 --> 00:14:13,528 Great! That's all we needed! 149 00:14:14,141 --> 00:14:16,182 I'm absolutely sure I had it. 150 00:14:16,830 --> 00:14:19,315 - It was in Bob's car. - Then there's no problem. 151 00:14:19,316 --> 00:14:22,384 - I'll call him in the morning. - That won't do any good today! 152 00:14:22,385 --> 00:14:27,324 - We don't have money to pay for our tickets! - Maybe your "fiancee" will help us out? 153 00:14:29,272 --> 00:14:32,709 I'd be happy to help, but like the song says, "I've got plenty of nothing." 154 00:14:32,710 --> 00:14:36,234 I'm flat broke. It's a good thing I brought this sandwich along, or I'd be starving! 155 00:14:36,874 --> 00:14:40,386 - Maybe the conductor won't come along. - Don't worry, he'll be here. 156 00:14:40,402 --> 00:14:42,590 He always stops by when you least expect it. 157 00:14:44,198 --> 00:14:46,832 - I can give you my ticket. - You can? 158 00:14:46,833 --> 00:14:49,297 - Sure, he's already seen it. - But what about me? 159 00:14:49,669 --> 00:14:52,685 What's this? My little ladies, and practically alone! 160 00:14:52,686 --> 00:14:54,005 I'll keep you company. 161 00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:57,339 - Is that alright? - These seats are all reserved! 162 00:15:00,919 --> 00:15:04,831 No, my friend, they're not reserved. Not any longer. 163 00:15:07,256 --> 00:15:09,269 Or else they're reserved for Bronzky. 164 00:15:09,538 --> 00:15:13,915 - No smoking in this compartment! - These cigars are good for little girls. 165 00:15:13,961 --> 00:15:15,383 It stinks! 166 00:15:20,810 --> 00:15:22,908 You won't mind if I finish my sandwich? 167 00:15:23,583 --> 00:15:27,539 - You may continue stuffing your fat face. - On second thought, I don't think I can. 168 00:15:28,686 --> 00:15:30,398 Why not? 169 00:15:30,511 --> 00:15:33,973 Because I don't want to eat the rest of my sandwich after you put your fat ass on it! 170 00:15:34,861 --> 00:15:36,412 I did? 171 00:15:40,761 --> 00:15:43,129 You idiot! You wanted that to happen, didn't you? 172 00:15:43,862 --> 00:15:45,671 No, I wanted my liverwurst. 173 00:15:46,643 --> 00:15:49,462 Imbecile! Did you have to leave your disgusting sandwich where I was going to sit? 174 00:15:49,511 --> 00:15:51,912 Did you have to sit where I put my liverwurst sandwich? 175 00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:54,443 I hope you choke on it! 176 00:15:55,908 --> 00:15:57,740 Hold this. I'll be right back! 177 00:16:10,063 --> 00:16:12,436 This is the conductor. Your ticket, please? 178 00:16:12,582 --> 00:16:14,004 Later. I'll show you later. 179 00:16:14,005 --> 00:16:16,841 - Oh, so don't have a ticket? - Of course I have a ticket! 180 00:16:17,319 --> 00:16:20,163 - Well then, let me see it! - I can't come out right now! 181 00:16:21,037 --> 00:16:22,903 Then slip your ticket under the door. 182 00:16:23,474 --> 00:16:26,941 Just a second! Here's the ticket. I've never seen anyone so persistent! 183 00:16:33,341 --> 00:16:35,399 Thank you, sir! Have a pleasant trip. 184 00:17:18,973 --> 00:17:20,237 Thank you. 185 00:17:23,730 --> 00:17:25,890 - What for? - For all you've done for us. 186 00:17:25,917 --> 00:17:28,000 - We had a lot of laughs. - And that's a good thing! 187 00:17:28,001 --> 00:17:31,478 - I'm sick of your gloomy expression! - I should smile at losing 18.000 Marks? 188 00:17:31,479 --> 00:17:33,693 I'm the one who lost it, and I'm going to find it! 189 00:17:34,746 --> 00:17:38,350 - What? You lost 18.000 Marks? - Yes I did. 190 00:17:38,351 --> 00:17:41,667 It was just one of those things that happens. But I'll find it. I know where it is. 191 00:17:41,668 --> 00:17:44,708 Oh, look - ice cream! Let's have some. It's just what I need. 192 00:17:47,326 --> 00:17:50,100 Let me see if I have enough change. Yes! Let's go! 193 00:17:59,514 --> 00:18:01,975 That's the guy! I'm going to settle with him right now! Stop here, driver! 194 00:18:09,521 --> 00:18:13,408 Hey! You and I have a score to settle! You're going to learn your lesson! 195 00:18:13,898 --> 00:18:15,937 Nobody plays Otto Bronzky for a fool! 196 00:18:16,568 --> 00:18:18,254 No, you've mistaken me for someone else. 197 00:18:18,255 --> 00:18:22,989 No, Otto Bronzky doesn't make mistakes! And no one makes Otto Bronzky look like a fool! 198 00:18:23,321 --> 00:18:26,527 Hey, gramps, you look like you're all heated up. What you need is ice cream! 199 00:18:27,051 --> 00:18:28,266 Bye bye! 200 00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,852 Thanks again for coming so quickly. 201 00:18:31,853 --> 00:18:33,901 Otherwise we'd have had to put our guests out on the lawn. 202 00:18:33,901 --> 00:18:37,136 We'd have to take down all the "Keep Off the Grass" signs! 203 00:18:37,512 --> 00:18:40,842 Stop laughing like a jackass! There's no need to prove how stupid you are. 204 00:18:40,842 --> 00:18:43,201 - Yes, dear... - And your shipping department is run by idiots! 205 00:18:43,292 --> 00:18:46,920 - Pookey, really... - Don't worry, I'll tell them myself. 206 00:18:46,921 --> 00:18:49,553 Good! Now I want a beer. A small one! 207 00:18:50,646 --> 00:18:56,244 - Thank you very much for your order! - She's a pain in the ass when she starts yapping. 208 00:18:56,294 --> 00:18:59,164 That one goes to 21, and the next one to 28. 209 00:18:59,367 --> 00:19:02,317 - Here, would you sign the delivery slip? - Of course. 210 00:19:06,229 --> 00:19:07,880 You have a nice place here! 211 00:19:09,111 --> 00:19:11,540 If not for that battle axe, a paradise. 212 00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:14,072 I sometimes dream that a friendly ghost has spirited her away. 213 00:19:14,072 --> 00:19:16,975 - They tell the future - dreams do. - If you give 'em a little help! 214 00:19:17,477 --> 00:19:21,474 I have to deliver a load to the hospital, and then the convent - but I don't know how to get there. 215 00:19:21,540 --> 00:19:26,865 Oh, that's pretty easy. You take a left, followed by a right. Then the new road straight ahead. 216 00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:29,705 Then zig-zag, then zig. You want directions to the convent, too? 217 00:19:30,197 --> 00:19:31,457 Never mind... 218 00:19:31,458 --> 00:19:32,750 Is that the last one? 219 00:19:32,761 --> 00:19:34,428 - Yes. - Good. Take it up! 220 00:19:34,428 --> 00:19:35,428 Right... 221 00:19:35,429 --> 00:19:39,312 Do you know where I can get a room? I'm pretty tired, and shouldn't drive any more today. 222 00:19:39,392 --> 00:19:41,299 Don't worry about it. You're sleeping here tonight. 223 00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:44,174 - That's great. I'll see you later. - Any time... 224 00:19:57,393 --> 00:20:00,587 - Yvonne! - Are you glad to see me? 225 00:20:01,382 --> 00:20:04,516 Yes, I'm very glad. Is it possible you've made a mistake? 226 00:20:05,166 --> 00:20:07,541 Really, darling? You don't seem glad to see me. 227 00:20:07,542 --> 00:20:09,635 Yes, of course I am. But you surprised me! 228 00:20:09,636 --> 00:20:12,246 - You asked me to come, darling! - Yes, I did, but... 229 00:20:12,247 --> 00:20:14,094 ... it's off again! Didn't you get my letter? 230 00:20:14,248 --> 00:20:18,801 - You didn't get my letter? - Haven't you missed your little Yvonne? 231 00:20:19,263 --> 00:20:20,724 You're impossible, Yvonne! 232 00:20:20,725 --> 00:20:23,800 But you said I'd be the star in your new nightclub, darling! 233 00:20:23,801 --> 00:20:26,209 - Yes... well... - I have a delicious idea! 234 00:20:26,210 --> 00:20:28,992 - Let's go to your room... - My wife is here! 235 00:20:28,993 --> 00:20:30,751 What? You're married? 236 00:20:30,850 --> 00:20:32,951 I'm sorry, Yvonne. I explained it in the letter! 237 00:20:32,952 --> 00:20:35,475 - You cad! - She's coming! 238 00:20:35,619 --> 00:20:37,890 The beds are inside. Go take care of them! 239 00:20:37,978 --> 00:20:39,830 Ah, a new guest! 240 00:20:40,517 --> 00:20:44,360 - Do you have a reservation? - I'm the new employee in your fleabag hotel. 241 00:20:44,361 --> 00:20:48,701 Do you think you're being funny? Alexander, do you know what she's talking about? 242 00:20:48,602 --> 00:20:51,074 Yes, she means she's going to work in the discotheque. 243 00:20:51,276 --> 00:20:53,098 Yes... she's the new disc jockey. 244 00:20:54,928 --> 00:20:58,133 - A female disc jockey? - We can't turn her down based on her sex. 245 00:20:58,234 --> 00:21:01,145 And she'll work at a much lower salary. 246 00:21:01,278 --> 00:21:02,792 Where's my room? 247 00:21:03,097 --> 00:21:05,828 In the hotel. Come along... 248 00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:24,332 - Welcome, sir! Have a good trip? - The less said about that, the better! 249 00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:27,185 - Yes, sir. - I was astonished on arriving here! 250 00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:29,459 - Really? Something wrong? - It looks like you did your best ... 251 00:21:29,459 --> 00:21:31,280 ... to hide the mountains! What's the point in coming here? 252 00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:33,493 We didn't tear them down. They're right there, I assure you! 253 00:21:33,494 --> 00:21:36,633 Certainly, but it's stupid to hide the place's main attraction! 254 00:21:37,165 --> 00:21:39,303 Right. I suppose there are two solutions. 255 00:21:39,304 --> 00:21:43,157 Would you prefer we cut down the trees, or raise the mountains? 256 00:21:51,004 --> 00:21:53,302 Hey, I forgot to tell you. I got the disc jockey job here! 257 00:21:58,712 --> 00:21:59,876 Being a disc jockey is a great summer job! 258 00:21:59,903 --> 00:22:02,631 Oh, man! I just had a great idea! Where's a telephone? 259 00:22:02,838 --> 00:22:06,485 - Everywhere, but who are you going to call? - Bob... I'm sure I have his number. 260 00:22:07,207 --> 00:22:09,661 - Why do you want to talk to him? - For two reasons... 261 00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:12,278 To get your handbag, and there's something personal I want to ask him, ... 262 00:22:12,278 --> 00:22:14,160 - ...because he does it very well. - Oh, I see. 263 00:22:14,260 --> 00:22:16,042 Ah! There's his number! 264 00:22:19,511 --> 00:22:22,589 - Excuse me! - It was my pleasure. 265 00:22:23,398 --> 00:22:27,070 Fascinating! A minor miracle... 266 00:22:35,710 --> 00:22:38,287 - Good afternoon, Father! - God bless, children... 267 00:22:47,964 --> 00:22:49,166 Good day... 268 00:22:53,135 --> 00:22:56,784 You haven't seen the man? I've been waiting for over an hour! 269 00:22:57,554 --> 00:23:01,455 - Never around when I need him! - What, you need a man? 270 00:23:01,860 --> 00:23:05,873 You light candles to St. Barbara all day, and wait for a miracle? 271 00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:08,592 - Only he can do it! - Do what? 272 00:23:08,701 --> 00:23:11,101 What else? Fix my cooking stove. 273 00:23:13,099 --> 00:23:15,757 Hey! What a place! I could handle this for a while... 274 00:23:15,758 --> 00:23:19,349 - I wonder if the guy with the beds has arrived? - Hey, look over there! 275 00:23:21,013 --> 00:23:22,571 I'll go check in at the hotel. 276 00:23:24,445 --> 00:23:26,055 Are we too late? 277 00:23:27,126 --> 00:23:28,327 Shit, it's locked... 278 00:23:39,467 --> 00:23:41,887 - Dammit... this is just our luck! - Shit... 279 00:23:42,475 --> 00:23:46,143 - Hey, what are looking for? - Our virginity, if you must know. 280 00:23:46,243 --> 00:23:49,438 - You'll be looking for a long time! - A brilliant remark! 281 00:23:49,608 --> 00:23:50,877 What should we do? 282 00:23:52,164 --> 00:23:53,907 For a start, close the door. 283 00:23:54,145 --> 00:23:56,841 We're supposed to take orders from you? Who do you think you are? 284 00:23:56,842 --> 00:23:58,847 Seriously, what are you looking for in there? 285 00:23:58,919 --> 00:24:02,980 Come on. This guy's a creep. So long, Tarzan... thanks for nothing! 286 00:24:03,069 --> 00:24:04,340 Maybe I can help you? 287 00:24:04,341 --> 00:24:06,909 If someone hadn't delivered our bed, we wouldn't be in this trouble! 288 00:24:08,574 --> 00:24:10,707 Nobody asked for your help! Let's go, we're wasting time with this guy! 289 00:24:10,708 --> 00:24:12,697 Go on, deliver your junk... jerk! 290 00:24:16,238 --> 00:24:17,827 So, where are the beds now? 291 00:24:17,828 --> 00:24:20,625 If they were delivered here, we'll check in and search the rooms. 292 00:24:22,851 --> 00:24:25,839 So, this is pretty nice, eh? 293 00:24:29,872 --> 00:24:35,274 You're sure you aren't saving this room for visiting royalty? 294 00:24:40,185 --> 00:24:43,802 At least there's no need to clean it. I wouldn't want to disturb the cockroaches! 295 00:24:44,293 --> 00:24:45,825 It's an interesting room. 296 00:24:46,296 --> 00:24:50,384 - A great place to set up a funeral parlor. - You'd never get a license! It's in a hotel. 297 00:24:50,525 --> 00:24:53,763 You're wrong! It's a museum. I haven't seen one of these for years! 298 00:24:53,764 --> 00:24:57,057 You can arrange it any way you like. Just keep the noise down. 299 00:24:57,185 --> 00:24:58,726 Hmm... who's this? 300 00:24:58,947 --> 00:25:02,307 What's a nice girl like you doing in a dump like this? 301 00:25:10,597 --> 00:25:13,592 Someone must have washed their feet in this water. 302 00:25:54,307 --> 00:25:56,451 - Is someone there? - Yes, there is. 303 00:25:57,095 --> 00:25:59,784 - Who is it? - I'm Johnny, the new disc jockey. 304 00:25:59,785 --> 00:26:01,687 - Who are you? - I'm Pamela... 305 00:26:01,688 --> 00:26:04,279 Hey, Pamela, you have a great body! 306 00:26:04,439 --> 00:26:07,027 Can you see through the wall? 307 00:26:07,391 --> 00:26:08,866 Not very well. 308 00:26:09,534 --> 00:26:10,797 Where are you? 309 00:26:10,825 --> 00:26:12,753 I'm right here... 310 00:26:19,261 --> 00:26:22,918 Do you think we could get acquainted? What are you doing tonight? 311 00:26:23,510 --> 00:26:25,652 I get off work at 10 o'clock. 312 00:26:26,146 --> 00:26:28,843 Good... I'll see you at the discotheque then. 313 00:26:29,342 --> 00:26:30,868 Okay, see you then. 314 00:26:33,671 --> 00:26:38,079 These resort hotels are great. You don't even have to pay in advance. 315 00:26:38,158 --> 00:26:39,798 You have to settle up sooner or later. 316 00:26:39,904 --> 00:26:41,801 No sweat, Bob's coming tomorrow. 317 00:26:41,802 --> 00:26:45,833 - Do you and Bob really having something going? - How would like me as your boss' wife? 318 00:26:45,995 --> 00:26:49,058 - Aren't you rushing things a little? - But he really turns me on! 319 00:26:49,059 --> 00:26:52,229 Besides, he's pretty well set up. Like my old granny used to say... 320 00:26:52,229 --> 00:26:54,689 ... better pick one who's rich and healthy, rather than poor and sick. 321 00:26:54,872 --> 00:26:58,835 And his clock works really well. 24 hours a day! 322 00:27:00,713 --> 00:27:02,967 It always shows me a good time! 323 00:27:05,052 --> 00:27:06,458 Is everything okay? 324 00:27:07,048 --> 00:27:08,967 Hey, no one invited you in. 325 00:27:09,015 --> 00:27:12,989 Oh, let's give the guy a treat. He might be interested in a couple of naked girls. 326 00:27:13,190 --> 00:27:16,503 Yeah... I might be. What do you say we make it a threesome? 327 00:27:17,286 --> 00:27:19,848 - Relax, playboy! - What was it you wanted... 328 00:27:19,849 --> 00:27:22,042 - ... before you got distracted? - I wasn't distracted. 329 00:27:22,043 --> 00:27:24,471 I've been demoted to a waiter. 330 00:27:24,471 --> 00:27:26,192 What do you mean? You won't be the disc jockey? 331 00:27:26,193 --> 00:27:29,503 No. Some little blonde showed up before me! 332 00:27:29,581 --> 00:27:31,943 Now she's the disc jockey, and I'm a waiter. 333 00:27:31,997 --> 00:27:36,660 That's great! As a waiter you can bring us free drinks! 334 00:27:39,757 --> 00:27:42,647 - Thanks! - I hope you like it. 335 00:27:43,655 --> 00:27:44,981 Here's to your new job! 336 00:27:44,998 --> 00:27:46,225 - Thanks. - Cheers! 337 00:27:46,226 --> 00:27:49,145 Being a waiter is a pain in the neck, but it's better than nothing! 338 00:27:49,561 --> 00:27:51,718 Well, I'm going to take a look around and see if I can spot your beds. See ya! 339 00:27:51,719 --> 00:27:53,263 - Okay, thanks! - Yeah... 340 00:27:57,250 --> 00:28:01,651 - Hey, don't tell me you're with those two? - Sure, two at a time! Why not? 341 00:28:08,660 --> 00:28:12,501 - Darling... why don't you come and... - No! Not right here! 342 00:28:12,620 --> 00:28:16,594 - Are you sure? - Go back upstairs... and stay dressed! 343 00:28:16,861 --> 00:28:19,027 - Alright then, I'll go naked! - I said upstairs! 344 00:28:19,468 --> 00:28:21,909 Come here! Come here, you stuffed monkey! 345 00:28:22,009 --> 00:28:25,886 Stuffed monkey? Are you speaking to me? 346 00:28:25,961 --> 00:28:27,496 Who did you think I was talking to? 347 00:28:36,764 --> 00:28:39,227 What kind of a joint are you running? How about a little service here? 348 00:28:39,228 --> 00:28:41,971 You're the guest. What would you like? 349 00:28:41,972 --> 00:28:45,563 - Bring me a beer and pretzels! - We are out of pretzels. 350 00:28:45,601 --> 00:28:49,175 That's a disaster! Tell me, do I have the best room in the hotel? 351 00:28:49,505 --> 00:28:50,652 Oh, yes! 352 00:28:50,653 --> 00:28:52,888 But it's no room! It's a broom closet! 353 00:28:53,396 --> 00:28:56,899 You mean that palatial suite? Please, Mr. Bumsky. 354 00:28:57,407 --> 00:28:58,707 It's Bronzky! 355 00:28:58,879 --> 00:29:00,130 That's what I said: Bumsky. 356 00:29:00,474 --> 00:29:04,376 Bah! The walls are so thin, I can hear whatever the people in the next room are doing! 357 00:29:04,377 --> 00:29:06,937 In the future, I will ask your neighbors to do it silently! 358 00:29:07,098 --> 00:29:09,733 - I mean, speak more quietly. - That's a great idea. 359 00:29:09,839 --> 00:29:11,915 - They're awfully noisy! - If there's one thing our clientele has... 360 00:29:11,916 --> 00:29:13,802 ... it's good manners! This hotel is quite discrete. 361 00:29:13,803 --> 00:29:17,085 Maybe it is, but I hear noises! And it goes on all night long! 362 00:29:17,086 --> 00:29:20,168 Something odd is going on. I'll look into it tonight. 363 00:29:21,227 --> 00:29:23,854 Now... the menu. Please make your selection. 364 00:29:23,855 --> 00:29:26,114 My selection? But there's only one item on the menu! 365 00:29:26,115 --> 00:29:27,777 Right away, Mr. Bumsky! 366 00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:30,879 - It's Bronzky! - That's what I said, Bumsky. 367 00:29:34,620 --> 00:29:36,539 Take that to Mr. Bumsky's table! 368 00:29:38,265 --> 00:29:42,082 Here are the roooms with the new beds. Now would be a good time to check them out. 369 00:29:42,326 --> 00:29:44,007 Okay... all set. 370 00:29:50,021 --> 00:29:53,381 I don't believe it! He's working here? That figures... it's all I needed! 371 00:29:53,393 --> 00:29:55,536 Hey, idiot! Bring that over here! 372 00:29:55,863 --> 00:29:57,801 - Me? - Yes, you! Let me me have that! 373 00:30:15,586 --> 00:30:17,386 Now can I take my clothes off? 374 00:30:17,898 --> 00:30:20,454 You bet you can, sweety pie! 375 00:30:20,818 --> 00:30:22,699 It's zero hour! Go ahead! 376 00:30:25,315 --> 00:30:28,050 - Well, daddy, you want to get started? - Oh, yes! 377 00:30:28,327 --> 00:30:31,117 But we can't make any noise! 378 00:30:31,118 --> 00:30:35,191 - Don't worry. I'll be as quiet as a mouse! - That's it... don't make any noise! 379 00:30:35,192 --> 00:30:36,832 We run a quiet hotel. 380 00:30:37,817 --> 00:30:39,852 - We mustn't make any noise! - Lay back... 381 00:30:46,132 --> 00:30:50,433 - Sorry, we're here to do a check on the new beds. - To make sure they meet all the standards. 382 00:30:51,918 --> 00:30:54,035 There must be some mistake! 383 00:30:54,036 --> 00:30:57,516 We're from the Sanitation Department. No screwing until we've done an inspection. 384 00:30:57,597 --> 00:30:58,996 - Inspection? - I'm ready... 385 00:30:58,996 --> 00:31:01,054 - They mean the bed! - And a bed is important. 386 00:31:01,097 --> 00:31:02,305 Alexander! 387 00:31:02,660 --> 00:31:04,918 - My God! - Alexander, where are you? 388 00:31:05,257 --> 00:31:07,301 - Not a sound! - We're in 139. 389 00:31:07,686 --> 00:31:12,155 She's going to kill me! Hello, dear... 390 00:31:14,916 --> 00:31:17,119 Here's the whole gang, including one nude. 391 00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:19,689 - What? Is someone nude? - Right there! 392 00:31:19,690 --> 00:31:21,580 - Where? - There! 393 00:31:22,054 --> 00:31:23,457 Oh! Her!! 394 00:31:24,502 --> 00:31:26,589 You really shouldn't go around like that! 395 00:31:26,647 --> 00:31:29,460 You might catch pneumonia, and we wouldn't want that... 396 00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:31,920 - You are a sexual Bluebeard! - You think I... 397 00:31:31,921 --> 00:31:33,984 You're obsessed! It's all you think about! 398 00:31:33,985 --> 00:31:36,287 - What do I think about? - You'd jump at anything! 399 00:31:36,352 --> 00:31:39,103 - My dear, I... - Anything but me! 400 00:31:39,104 --> 00:31:41,401 You know how long it's been? Now go to our room! 401 00:31:41,401 --> 00:31:44,033 Yes, I'm going, mama... 402 00:31:46,995 --> 00:31:49,837 - Did you take a bath today? - Of course I did! 403 00:31:49,838 --> 00:31:52,447 Yes, but once isn't enough. You must bathe three times a day. 404 00:31:52,547 --> 00:31:55,737 - Let's go! It's bath time... - If you say so... 405 00:31:57,920 --> 00:31:59,434 Go ahead. 406 00:32:01,829 --> 00:32:03,382 That'll keep her busy. 407 00:32:04,074 --> 00:32:05,276 Quickly... 408 00:32:21,819 --> 00:32:24,064 - You take those on that side. - Okay... 409 00:32:40,860 --> 00:32:43,275 - Here's the key. - Thanks... 410 00:32:47,826 --> 00:32:50,611 - That's my room. You want to come in? - No thanks, I made a mistake. 411 00:32:50,612 --> 00:32:54,596 No, on the contrary... it's no mistake! 412 00:32:59,514 --> 00:33:01,020 After you... 413 00:33:01,173 --> 00:33:02,481 It's not a bad room... 414 00:33:02,762 --> 00:33:04,581 ... but it never looked so good! 415 00:33:05,964 --> 00:33:09,467 Yes, although the bed is quite ordinary. No style at all. 416 00:33:09,834 --> 00:33:11,689 There's nothing wrong with the bed. 417 00:33:11,937 --> 00:33:14,664 Go ahead, try it! Or we could try it together. 418 00:33:14,791 --> 00:33:16,688 Cut it out, or I'll use judo on you! 419 00:33:16,735 --> 00:33:18,907 Whatever you say. I won't touch you! 420 00:33:18,908 --> 00:33:21,084 I just wonder why you were looking in here. 421 00:33:21,488 --> 00:33:23,296 I needed a drink. 422 00:33:23,601 --> 00:33:27,625 - Do you have anything? - No, but I can get something. It's no problem. 423 00:33:31,610 --> 00:33:32,680 Hello? 424 00:33:33,036 --> 00:33:34,156 Hello? 425 00:33:38,061 --> 00:33:39,642 No answer. The line sounds dead. 426 00:33:39,963 --> 00:33:42,365 Why don't you go down to the bar, and I'll wait here? 427 00:33:42,481 --> 00:33:46,123 - I would, but how do I know you'll wait for me? - I'll wait. 428 00:33:59,500 --> 00:34:01,817 - Here you are, Mr. Bronzky. - That's it, thanks! Wait... 429 00:34:07,719 --> 00:34:12,065 - That'll do it for today. Take it away. - But you hardly used it! Do some more... 430 00:34:12,166 --> 00:34:14,919 What, are you giving me orders? Go on, take it back! 431 00:34:19,128 --> 00:34:22,756 - Two Campari and sodas with ice. Room 101. - Coming! Just a minute... 432 00:34:24,752 --> 00:34:27,569 Sometimes I think I was born under an unlucky star. 433 00:34:31,385 --> 00:34:34,598 - Hold it! They're on their way. - But there's someplace I have to go! 434 00:34:34,678 --> 00:34:36,673 Please... it's in here. 435 00:34:38,665 --> 00:34:40,523 - What's going on here? - Nothing. 436 00:34:40,564 --> 00:34:42,585 The maid will soon be here to make the bed. 437 00:34:42,586 --> 00:34:45,145 Come on! What are you after? What do you expect to find? 438 00:34:45,186 --> 00:34:47,499 Love. Couldn't you guess? Love is all a woman wants. 439 00:34:48,479 --> 00:34:50,419 Oh, go on. That's just a joke, isn't it? 440 00:34:50,420 --> 00:34:54,346 It's not. We're just itching to meet a rich playboy. Why do you suppose we're here? 441 00:34:54,502 --> 00:34:58,745 Very funny! You pretend you're lying, but you're out for all you can get. 442 00:34:58,746 --> 00:35:02,071 Yes... we're gold-diggers! And where better to look than in a mattress? 443 00:35:02,180 --> 00:35:05,157 - You're too amatuer to be a hustler. - If I wanted to, I could give you the works! 444 00:35:05,158 --> 00:35:07,260 But you couldn't stand it. You're no more than a baby! 445 00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:10,423 - You talk too much. Are you scared? - Scared? No, children don't scare me! 446 00:35:50,562 --> 00:35:53,290 Urinating in public is against the law! 447 00:35:55,021 --> 00:35:57,053 Makes for a nice little ticket... 448 00:36:11,279 --> 00:36:13,671 - Hi, partner. - Hi! 449 00:36:16,436 --> 00:36:21,701 The lousy cow! I'd like to kick her ass, the lousy capitalist pig bitch! 450 00:36:21,776 --> 00:36:23,265 - Why not just bang her? - She's a police woman. 451 00:36:23,265 --> 00:36:25,431 You know what that means? I'd have to be crazy! 452 00:36:25,432 --> 00:36:27,317 You're right. Come on! 453 00:36:41,771 --> 00:36:43,279 That's it for today! 454 00:37:59,465 --> 00:38:02,189 You don't get paid to dance! Get out! 455 00:38:31,652 --> 00:38:34,562 - Hi! Looks like the fishing is good! - Sorry, I don't get it. 456 00:38:34,563 --> 00:38:36,448 All these drinks! You must have a sucker on the line. 457 00:38:36,449 --> 00:38:39,344 You're just a pest. No one wants to listen to your crude remarks. 458 00:38:39,345 --> 00:38:41,291 I was only kidding. May I join you? 459 00:38:44,518 --> 00:38:47,253 - Do you always barge in like this? - Yes, always! 460 00:38:47,769 --> 00:38:51,024 - That's a pretty flower. - Yeah, it brings me luck. 461 00:38:56,064 --> 00:38:59,490 - How much do you want for it? - I'm not interested in selling it. 462 00:38:59,491 --> 00:39:02,774 - You'll have to earn it. - I think one can have anything for a price. 463 00:39:02,974 --> 00:39:07,847 - This is the man who delivered the beds. The driver... - For goodness sakes, we're in this together! 464 00:39:07,923 --> 00:39:12,634 - What are we in together? - Vivi works for the same company - in accounting. 465 00:39:14,693 --> 00:39:17,928 That's quite a coincidence! I think that calls for a dance... 466 00:39:31,262 --> 00:39:34,857 - Hey, did you dig that chick? - You bet I did! Wonder where she hangs out? 467 00:39:34,957 --> 00:39:37,827 - Put a tiger in your tank! - Screw the tank, all I need is a bed! 468 00:39:39,985 --> 00:39:41,868 Hello, tiger woman... 469 00:40:10,608 --> 00:40:12,951 Hello, Johnny! It's Pamela... 470 00:40:13,824 --> 00:40:16,695 - Who are you? - Pamela... 471 00:40:16,696 --> 00:40:20,717 - Ohhh... - Didn't you recognize me? I knew you right away. 472 00:40:22,617 --> 00:40:25,723 No. I'm sorry. I only know you by your "credentials". 473 00:40:27,407 --> 00:40:29,293 Come on, let's dance! 474 00:40:37,521 --> 00:40:40,954 - Your boss will be coming here tomorrow. - My boss? 475 00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:42,891 No! His son... 476 00:40:43,291 --> 00:40:45,386 Do you know the son, Hansen Junior? 477 00:40:45,391 --> 00:40:47,445 Sort of. He's dangerous. You have to be carefull with him! 478 00:40:47,536 --> 00:40:50,924 Is he now? That's interesting. I bet I'll get along with him. 479 00:40:51,125 --> 00:40:52,754 I'm sure you would. 480 00:40:52,922 --> 00:40:57,812 - You want to stick around and watch me operate? - Sure, I'll be here. I wouldn't want to miss that! 481 00:41:03,332 --> 00:41:06,015 No! Cover these up! There's no sense in advertising... 482 00:41:06,016 --> 00:41:09,111 - Whatever you do, keep them covered! - But I want people to see my jewels. 483 00:41:09,112 --> 00:41:10,861 Never cast pearls before swine... 484 00:41:28,232 --> 00:41:29,989 Let's go... 485 00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:40,200 He's doing it again! I told you, no dancing! Get out! 486 00:41:55,591 --> 00:41:59,404 - You know it's a no-parking zone here? - I park where I want! 487 00:42:00,261 --> 00:42:03,666 - What do you have there? - Just something for tomorrow... 488 00:42:18,846 --> 00:42:21,515 You're alone? Where are the two chicks? 489 00:42:22,521 --> 00:42:24,222 - What? - The girls... 490 00:42:24,223 --> 00:42:26,070 They're upstairs, waiting. 491 00:42:26,102 --> 00:42:28,722 I think that's bullshit. 492 00:42:29,406 --> 00:42:30,988 - You don't believe me? - No. 493 00:42:30,989 --> 00:42:32,255 Come along... 494 00:42:33,510 --> 00:42:35,347 Don't you want to? Come on... 495 00:42:46,501 --> 00:42:48,300 Johnny! 496 00:42:51,873 --> 00:42:53,783 You'll hear plenty in a few minutes. 497 00:42:53,925 --> 00:42:55,572 If you say so... 498 00:42:59,818 --> 00:43:02,220 You'll be hearing, not seeing... 499 00:43:03,697 --> 00:43:08,539 Here I am! Your Johnny! Come to daddy and we'll have a bit of action! 500 00:43:08,568 --> 00:43:10,258 Oh, you're already undressed? Can't wait? 501 00:43:10,811 --> 00:43:14,506 You're little breasts are so beautiful, and your thighs so soft and nice! 502 00:43:14,507 --> 00:43:15,989 I want to kiss them! 503 00:43:19,758 --> 00:43:21,307 Oh, Johnny, please! 504 00:43:21,940 --> 00:43:25,189 Oh, yes! I can't wait. Quick, get in bed! 505 00:43:30,670 --> 00:43:34,246 Oh, Johnny... have mercy! You're so strong... 506 00:43:35,009 --> 00:43:37,426 - More, more, more... - Oh, my God! 507 00:43:37,488 --> 00:43:40,498 - Don't stop now! - I won't stop! I won't... 508 00:43:40,615 --> 00:43:41,860 You're the best! 509 00:43:47,379 --> 00:43:52,736 - No mercy for you! - Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhhh... 510 00:43:59,509 --> 00:44:04,506 My little goddess... my star from heaven! I adore your breasts... 511 00:44:14,517 --> 00:44:16,037 Oh, darling... oh! 512 00:44:17,505 --> 00:44:19,312 Spill your seed on me! 513 00:44:47,584 --> 00:44:50,661 Your flesh is so smooth, I want to bite it ... 514 00:44:57,795 --> 00:44:59,373 - Like that? - Oh, yes! 515 00:44:59,698 --> 00:45:01,068 Yes, like that... 516 00:45:10,197 --> 00:45:13,910 Stop that awful noise! I'm not deaf, you idiots! 517 00:45:20,637 --> 00:45:21,871 Yes... like that! 518 00:45:21,989 --> 00:45:24,551 That's it! More... 519 00:45:25,713 --> 00:45:26,914 Yes, yes, yes! 520 00:45:39,888 --> 00:45:44,101 You, there! Will you shut up? I'm trying to ... 521 00:45:55,576 --> 00:45:56,777 Yessssss.... 522 00:46:04,633 --> 00:46:07,846 He's gone crazy! I was great! We were great! 523 00:46:08,775 --> 00:46:10,345 Man, that was good! 524 00:46:22,589 --> 00:46:23,808 Johnny! 525 00:46:45,207 --> 00:46:46,304 Johnny? 526 00:46:50,587 --> 00:46:53,186 What's wrong, Johnny? I thought you liked me! 527 00:46:54,369 --> 00:46:56,806 I do, but I'm not the kind of guy who gets serious so quickly. 528 00:46:56,846 --> 00:47:00,897 - I think we should wait a while. - Would you like to wait until morning? 529 00:47:01,496 --> 00:47:05,476 - I'm not coming out. - Give me a kiss, Johnny. Just one... 530 00:47:05,949 --> 00:47:07,306 - Please? - A kiss? 531 00:47:07,406 --> 00:47:08,659 - Please, Johnny? 532 00:47:08,792 --> 00:47:13,029 Then I'll be able to go to bed, and dream of you all night. 533 00:47:13,973 --> 00:47:15,992 - Word of honor? - Word of honor. 534 00:47:52,777 --> 00:47:54,048 Tiger! 535 00:47:56,892 --> 00:48:00,425 - Tiger... - You have a good rest. 536 00:48:36,290 --> 00:48:39,355 - Thanks, it was wonderful. - What... ? 537 00:48:40,380 --> 00:48:42,955 - Why don't you stay a while? - My duty calls... 538 00:48:46,578 --> 00:48:47,625 Ciao... 539 00:48:59,928 --> 00:49:03,199 Tiger, why are you writing me a parking ticket? 540 00:49:03,869 --> 00:49:08,717 Duty is duty, and fun is fun. I never mix business with pleasure. 541 00:49:10,157 --> 00:49:12,533 Shit! Shit! Shit! 542 00:49:15,142 --> 00:49:16,857 I made it with a cop! 543 00:49:18,011 --> 00:49:22,336 So you're trying to find the money. Wouldn't it be a good idea to let the company know? 544 00:49:22,453 --> 00:49:25,946 You don't know old Hansen. He'd fire me in a second, and enjoy doing it. 545 00:49:26,529 --> 00:49:28,722 Maybe not. Every boss has a soft side. 546 00:49:28,767 --> 00:49:31,876 Anyway, if worse comes to worst, I'm ready to admit it's my fault. 547 00:49:31,984 --> 00:49:35,522 - I'll lose my head over this. - Don't be silly, we're going to find it. 548 00:49:35,523 --> 00:49:37,135 It's got to be in one of those beds. 549 00:49:38,064 --> 00:49:41,720 Well, if you need an expert in beds, I'm your man. 550 00:49:42,013 --> 00:49:43,982 That's great, now there are four of us looking! 551 00:49:44,079 --> 00:49:48,240 - Who's the fourth? - Johnny! He said he'd check out the entire hotel. 552 00:50:39,627 --> 00:50:41,945 What is going on here? 553 00:50:42,546 --> 00:50:46,372 Get out of my bed, you, you ... 554 00:50:46,498 --> 00:50:48,142 ... you pervert! 555 00:50:49,969 --> 00:50:53,311 Hello... I never thought I'd... 556 00:50:54,013 --> 00:50:57,058 No, say it isn't true! I never dreamed you'd cheat on me! 557 00:50:57,059 --> 00:51:01,026 You... you're a nymphomaniac! I never thought you'd shame your husband. 558 00:51:01,027 --> 00:51:04,762 And some kind of lover you've picked! Look at him - he's short and fat! 559 00:51:05,124 --> 00:51:08,613 Don't touch him! Get out! 560 00:51:12,975 --> 00:51:15,125 You've got something coming, and you're going to get it! 561 00:51:15,126 --> 00:51:17,263 Stand right over here. 562 00:51:17,567 --> 00:51:22,009 You've had it! My honor must be avenged! 563 00:51:22,015 --> 00:51:25,194 And you... you bloated whale. 564 00:51:25,837 --> 00:51:28,925 Get out of my sight, you harlot! 565 00:51:29,409 --> 00:51:34,379 And now it's your turn! 566 00:51:35,500 --> 00:51:36,432 I'm innocent! 567 00:51:37,438 --> 00:51:39,136 I never... You mind not pointing that thing at me? 568 00:51:39,364 --> 00:51:42,134 I've never been with your wife. Please believe me! 569 00:51:42,195 --> 00:51:47,100 Shut up! I've been trying to get rid of my old lady for years, and now I can pack her off! 570 00:51:47,789 --> 00:51:51,916 Now listen, I'm going to fire a couple of bullets out the window, and you drop like you've been shot. 571 00:51:52,065 --> 00:51:54,701 We'll fool everyone. She'll be in hysterics when she sees the two of us lying dead on the floor. 572 00:51:54,892 --> 00:51:57,990 Play your part well. It can't fail! 573 00:51:59,019 --> 00:52:01,553 - But what if she murders me? - Then that's that! 574 00:52:01,701 --> 00:52:03,176 Everything will still be alright! 575 00:52:03,405 --> 00:52:05,014 Now... let's do it! 576 00:52:20,366 --> 00:52:22,715 Come on out, poopsey... 577 00:52:23,717 --> 00:52:26,070 That pair of idiots won't bother us anymore. 578 00:52:26,375 --> 00:52:27,399 Come on... 579 00:52:29,130 --> 00:52:32,315 - Who is that? - Who else? It's Bronzky! 580 00:53:11,010 --> 00:53:12,819 Nice and hot... 581 00:53:14,230 --> 00:53:16,183 Thank you, my child! 582 00:54:04,966 --> 00:54:08,145 Nice and hot, the way you like it, Father. 583 00:54:54,636 --> 00:54:57,885 Hey, Boss... avert thine eyes. 584 00:55:03,266 --> 00:55:05,273 Let me help you up, my son. 585 00:55:50,150 --> 00:55:51,150 Thank you! 586 00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:57,941 Enjoy the Good Book! 587 00:56:20,105 --> 00:56:21,708 Mommy... 588 00:56:40,645 --> 00:56:45,570 Everyone at the party is wearing white. Very classy! It's too bad we'll have nothing to wear. 589 00:56:45,903 --> 00:56:47,951 Is your young boss coming tomorrow? 590 00:56:48,069 --> 00:56:51,815 Why, I forgot all about that! That's great! He'll take care of everything. 591 00:56:52,270 --> 00:56:55,733 He'll buy me whatever I need. I'll not only get dressed, but undressed! 592 00:56:55,772 --> 00:56:57,576 Okay, then I'll see you there. 593 00:56:57,880 --> 00:57:01,216 I hate to keep talking about the money, but we only have one room left to check here. 594 00:57:01,217 --> 00:57:02,787 Then I'll do the hospital. 595 00:57:03,090 --> 00:57:04,688 And you do the convent, okay? 596 00:57:04,837 --> 00:57:07,399 Me, with all those penguins? That doesn't sound like very much fun. 597 00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:09,463 Alright, you do the hospital, and I'll do the convent. 598 00:57:09,706 --> 00:57:10,957 Can we come along? 599 00:57:12,561 --> 00:57:15,382 A couple of men, barging into a convent? Sure... 600 00:57:15,383 --> 00:57:17,972 I imagine you'd be quite busy in there. 601 00:57:57,239 --> 00:58:00,310 - You? - I didn't want you to get lost in the convent. 602 00:58:00,554 --> 00:58:03,505 - Why don't we look together? - Can't you be serious, Johnny? 603 00:58:03,506 --> 00:58:05,916 - Men aren't supposed to be in here. - Yeah, but I know where the bed is. 604 00:58:05,917 --> 00:58:07,632 It's in the Mother Superior's room. 605 00:58:08,332 --> 00:58:11,766 - I never heard of such a thing. - Neither have I. 606 00:58:11,899 --> 00:58:13,975 - It's not my concern. - Of course you're right. 607 00:58:13,976 --> 00:58:16,051 The only question is, who's concern is it? 608 00:58:17,453 --> 00:58:21,808 - The Mother Superior. She'll decide. - Yes, I'm sure she will. 609 00:58:22,025 --> 00:58:24,894 - That would be best. - I hope decides on chicken. 610 00:58:25,251 --> 00:58:28,973 - We'll just have to wait and see. - I know, but I hope she decides on chicken. 611 00:58:29,318 --> 00:58:32,402 - The main thing is that Sister Cecelia cooks. - Oh, yes, she must! 612 00:58:32,463 --> 00:58:34,502 She's the best cook we've ever had! 613 00:58:34,927 --> 00:58:38,196 - Especially chicken. - Yes, especially chicken! 614 00:58:50,751 --> 00:58:52,099 Jesus Christ! 615 00:59:05,395 --> 00:59:06,576 Look out! 616 00:59:43,475 --> 00:59:44,832 Damn thing! 617 01:00:15,631 --> 01:00:16,871 Here! 618 01:00:50,516 --> 01:00:51,231 Vivi? 619 01:00:51,277 --> 01:00:53,140 Damn! It's not here! 620 01:00:54,797 --> 01:00:57,562 For a nun, you have a strange way of saying your prayers. 621 01:00:59,065 --> 01:01:02,817 Bobby! You? Then where's Johnny? 622 01:01:03,982 --> 01:01:05,246 Vivi? 623 01:01:05,923 --> 01:01:09,396 Vivi? Come on, don't keep pretending. We're alone now. 624 01:01:14,474 --> 01:01:19,586 Vivi, I mean it. You're a wonderful girl. You really are. You're great! 625 01:01:19,781 --> 01:01:22,654 I wanted to tell you, I'm beginning to care a lot for you. 626 01:01:22,788 --> 01:01:24,517 You and I could really be happy together. 627 01:01:25,267 --> 01:01:28,953 If you like, we could make love, and make each other happy. 628 01:01:29,882 --> 01:01:31,582 I want to give you a kiss... please? 629 01:01:33,626 --> 01:01:35,992 Johnny! Johnny's out there! 630 01:01:48,885 --> 01:01:52,164 - We'd better get Johnny out of here! - Johnny? We need to get out of here! 631 01:01:52,337 --> 01:01:53,369 Come on! 632 01:02:05,805 --> 01:02:07,642 Stop, or I'll... 633 01:02:35,771 --> 01:02:39,721 - Bob! Hey, Junior! Here I am! - Hi, sweetheart... 634 01:02:44,447 --> 01:02:47,338 The situation has changed, darling. Would you like to come and spread your wings? 635 01:02:47,339 --> 01:02:50,384 - Yes! - No! Not here... 636 01:02:51,659 --> 01:02:53,066 This is gonna be a good day! 637 01:03:08,234 --> 01:03:09,365 Hey, Bea! 638 01:03:10,159 --> 01:03:12,134 - I'm busy now. What is it? - Did you find it? 639 01:03:12,135 --> 01:03:14,091 No, and it looks like we won't. 640 01:03:15,097 --> 01:03:18,240 This is the guy who caused all my trouble, Bob. He delivered the bed. 641 01:03:18,322 --> 01:03:24,423 - Hello. So you're Junior, the boss? - Yeah, got anything against it? 642 01:03:24,573 --> 01:03:27,597 No, I'm pleased to make your acquaintance. I've been hanging around hoping to meet you. 643 01:03:27,710 --> 01:03:30,700 They call me Bobby, and I happen to be the delivery man. 644 01:03:31,429 --> 01:03:33,737 Very interesting. You're the delivery man? 645 01:03:33,948 --> 01:03:36,036 - Yes. - Look, I don't care if... 646 01:03:36,037 --> 01:03:38,444 Alright, let's call off the prizefight. We need to find the money, not score points! 647 01:03:38,445 --> 01:03:41,408 - We should look for the bed at the hospital. - We'll never get in, it's past 6:00. 648 01:03:41,409 --> 01:03:43,778 Hey, I almost forgot. The party is tonight! 649 01:06:56,941 --> 01:07:02,884 - Hey, partner, there's a good-looking chick! - There's one over at the bar, too! 650 01:07:02,953 --> 01:07:06,601 Better go get her! If you wait, someone else will pick her up. 651 01:07:06,849 --> 01:07:11,073 - Yeah, but how do I start? - No problem, I have a book... 652 01:07:12,080 --> 01:07:13,940 "A Thousand Words of Teenager Slang" 653 01:07:15,499 --> 01:07:19,710 It's important to open with the right line. Then you can't miss... 654 01:07:29,595 --> 01:07:33,104 Hey, you spaced into this galaxy, or blasting on your own tangent? 655 01:07:33,147 --> 01:07:36,382 - How about a little orbit together? - Hey... blast off! 656 01:07:36,845 --> 01:07:42,066 - Come on, I was just trying to make some contact. - Get lost! I don't dig spacemen like you. 657 01:07:42,720 --> 01:07:46,723 Hey, fatso, why don't you go away, and stop being a nuisance? 658 01:07:46,724 --> 01:07:48,296 Hey, I was only trying to... 659 01:08:02,045 --> 01:08:05,792 Maybe teenager slang isn't as good as you thought? 660 01:08:06,210 --> 01:08:08,638 No, she just wasn't in the mood. 661 01:08:08,735 --> 01:08:10,957 Understanding the teenage mind takes brains! 662 01:08:15,736 --> 01:08:18,375 That's the way to operate, Johnny. 663 01:08:18,976 --> 01:08:23,138 - Yeah... there's nothing to it. - Wait here, I found my target! 664 01:08:32,675 --> 01:08:36,069 - The moped driver! - The money-hungry cop! 665 01:08:36,900 --> 01:08:39,999 - You'd do better calling me the citizen's friend. - That does sound better... 666 01:08:41,780 --> 01:08:45,151 - Would you like to try another one? - Like this? 667 01:08:45,172 --> 01:08:49,920 - Stop! I meant the kiss. - You'll have to earn that. 668 01:08:51,158 --> 01:08:52,335 Come on... 669 01:09:10,816 --> 01:09:15,551 - Johnny... - Oh, hi. I guess it's better than nothing. 670 01:09:16,355 --> 01:09:17,485 Come on... 671 01:10:08,433 --> 01:10:12,178 - I'd like to do something crazy. - Sure... and we'll do it all night long. 672 01:10:31,509 --> 01:10:33,445 Shit! How can I make love to a police woman? 673 01:10:35,302 --> 01:10:38,010 Would it help if I removed my uniform? 674 01:11:05,251 --> 01:11:06,623 Don't just stand there. Come in. 675 01:11:08,770 --> 01:11:10,641 But only if you want to! 676 01:11:16,398 --> 01:11:18,377 - Cigarette? - Okay... 677 01:11:21,901 --> 01:11:25,075 It's your last. That is generous. 678 01:11:39,310 --> 01:11:40,510 Thanks... 679 01:11:45,711 --> 01:11:47,058 It's so hot... 680 01:13:03,176 --> 01:13:07,608 It's like it was in Le Fils, where Yves Montand was in bed... 681 01:13:07,609 --> 01:13:14,169 ...with a beautiful woman, and they only had one cigarette. 682 01:13:18,453 --> 01:13:22,934 - So, what did they do? - He kissed her breasts. 683 01:13:39,224 --> 01:13:40,428 That's nice. 684 01:13:41,438 --> 01:13:42,638 So sweet. 685 01:13:45,905 --> 01:13:47,106 Stop it! 686 01:13:48,620 --> 01:13:50,138 You didn't like it? 687 01:13:50,926 --> 01:13:53,499 It ws nice... but begin again. 688 01:13:54,576 --> 01:13:56,874 Tenderly... 689 01:14:41,215 --> 01:14:42,517 I love you. 690 01:14:43,274 --> 01:14:46,773 You know, there's another place that's especially good for kissing. 691 01:14:46,774 --> 01:14:49,497 - You want me to kiss you there? - Do as you like. 692 01:14:49,798 --> 01:14:53,138 I love all of it. Kiss me... 693 01:14:56,249 --> 01:14:57,898 ... all of me! 694 01:15:46,919 --> 01:15:48,973 I want you now! 695 01:16:03,223 --> 01:16:04,462 Come to me... 696 01:16:19,581 --> 01:16:23,165 - Do you love me? - Don't ask... 697 01:16:36,005 --> 01:16:37,205 Come on! 698 01:16:51,293 --> 01:16:52,838 WARNING HIGH EXPLOSIVES 699 01:17:41,583 --> 01:17:45,446 Oh, man... that's what I call a real bang! 700 01:17:55,331 --> 01:17:58,050 We're closing. I have to collect now. 701 01:18:19,204 --> 01:18:20,405 Thank you... 702 01:19:33,148 --> 01:19:36,197 Fucker! Damn... dropped my hat! 703 01:19:38,086 --> 01:19:40,089 Just wait 'til I catch you! 704 01:20:01,069 --> 01:20:04,282 - Did see a guy with the bald head? - Yes, he went that way. 705 01:20:04,283 --> 01:20:06,651 - That way! - Thanks... I'll get that sinner! 706 01:20:15,096 --> 01:20:18,383 Hey! Let me through, he's getting away! 707 01:20:18,589 --> 01:20:20,994 Wait, wait! Come back here! 708 01:20:41,929 --> 01:20:43,514 How do you like that, my son? 709 01:20:43,604 --> 01:20:45,864 KLAGENFURT HOSPITAL 710 01:21:05,047 --> 01:21:07,716 It's impossible! All these beds are made of cast iron. 711 01:21:07,796 --> 01:21:09,318 What did you expect? They're hospital beds. 712 01:21:09,319 --> 01:21:12,437 So our bed may be in a room used by the staff. 713 01:21:12,518 --> 01:21:14,822 Let's try our luck upstairs. What's another story? 714 01:21:15,000 --> 01:21:16,634 Maybe a story with a happy ending! 715 01:21:16,765 --> 01:21:19,986 It looks like the end. We can't do anything more for him here. 716 01:21:20,120 --> 01:21:23,381 It would take a world-class specialist to save him now. 717 01:21:23,566 --> 01:21:27,216 Professor Degas in Paris has been successful in quite a few similar cases. 718 01:21:27,370 --> 01:21:30,177 Of course, but there's no way we'd ever get the money to send him to Paris. 719 01:21:30,351 --> 01:21:31,561 The poor guy... 720 01:21:32,414 --> 01:21:37,510 Administer a sedative, and notify the ward nurse he's to be moved to another room. 721 01:21:39,495 --> 01:21:42,364 I'm sorry, but the fact is we need the room. 722 01:22:10,246 --> 01:22:12,066 Hey, come here! I found the bed! 723 01:22:14,326 --> 01:22:16,178 Okay, put him on this. 724 01:22:23,306 --> 01:22:25,613 There's the bag! He's got my money! 725 01:22:28,508 --> 01:22:31,702 - Come on, let go of the bag! It's mine! - What's going on here? 726 01:22:31,920 --> 01:22:33,213 Who are you? 727 01:22:33,891 --> 01:22:36,541 - The patient's my father. - Oh, he is? 728 01:22:36,627 --> 01:22:39,434 If you don't leave immediately, I'll call the police! Get out of here! 729 01:22:39,810 --> 01:22:41,632 Okay, if that's how you want it! 730 01:22:41,664 --> 01:22:42,932 Quick, the door! 731 01:23:15,115 --> 01:23:19,365 - Sorry, we're in a bit of a rush! - That's alright, doctor, you can start right away. 732 01:23:20,775 --> 01:23:24,868 Well, when duty calls, you have to answer it. 733 01:23:28,339 --> 01:23:29,714 Let's see your tongue. 734 01:23:30,484 --> 01:23:34,085 Oh my goodness... It looks like highway pavement. 735 01:23:35,443 --> 01:23:40,000 - What's this about highway pavement? - His tongue... it's black! 736 01:23:40,949 --> 01:23:43,417 What, exactly, are you doing in this room? 737 01:23:43,468 --> 01:23:45,934 I'm the replacement doctor. And who are you? 738 01:23:46,886 --> 01:23:49,836 This is my patient. Is that clear? 739 01:23:50,605 --> 01:23:55,759 Come on, you can't have every case in sight! Let me start on this one, and you can operate next. 740 01:23:55,760 --> 01:23:58,190 Operate? Operate? Oh, no... I won't have that! 741 01:23:58,191 --> 01:23:59,653 I got it! Let's go! 742 01:24:00,355 --> 01:24:02,411 You win, my friend... you can operate on him! 743 01:24:04,616 --> 01:24:10,832 We got it! We got it! We got it! 744 01:24:28,845 --> 01:24:31,598 How do you like that? My sausage! 745 01:24:51,063 --> 01:24:54,051 - Please leave me alone. - It's good that your sitting down. 746 01:24:54,570 --> 01:24:57,827 - Will you get lost? - I have some news. 747 01:24:57,849 --> 01:24:59,250 Listen, I feel lousy. 748 01:25:09,554 --> 01:25:15,578 "A miracle happened today. Louis Kaye was dozing in his hospital bed. It was a day like any other, ... 749 01:25:15,579 --> 01:25:18,834 " ... but when he awoke, he discovered a bag containing 18.000 Marks under his mattress." 750 01:25:18,835 --> 01:25:22,147 That's great! He found the money for us! Let's go! 751 01:25:22,148 --> 01:25:25,470 - Hold on, read the rest of it. - But this is our money! 752 01:25:25,471 --> 01:25:27,328 Read to the end of the article. 753 01:25:27,430 --> 01:25:31,920 "This money literally offers Mr. Kaye a last chance. A specialist in Paris has already ... 754 01:25:31,921 --> 01:25:36,358 " ... been consulted, and agreed to operate on him in the near future. Unless someone else ... 755 01:25:36,359 --> 01:25:39,029 " ...places a claim on the money, it belongs to the finder. 756 01:25:39,030 --> 01:25:41,533 "Thus far, no one has come forward to claim the funds." We better get over there! 757 01:25:48,596 --> 01:25:53,395 "This money literally offers Mr. Kaye a last chance." 758 01:25:53,833 --> 01:26:00,565 "A specialist in Paris has already been consulted, and agreed to operate on him in the near future." 759 01:26:01,048 --> 01:26:05,580 "Unless someone else places a claim on the money, it belongs to the finder." 760 01:26:05,581 --> 01:26:09,582 "No one has yet to come forward to claim the funds." 761 01:26:12,013 --> 01:26:13,770 Hey, it's in there! 762 01:26:14,699 --> 01:26:16,450 All that money! Are you crazy? 763 01:26:16,927 --> 01:26:19,368 You're not a millionaire. You can't give away money like that! 764 01:26:19,569 --> 01:26:23,321 I have about 100 Marks and 70 Pfennigs in my account. 765 01:26:23,329 --> 01:26:26,611 And you don't even make 10.000 a year! 766 01:26:26,612 --> 01:26:30,034 A year? What does that matter if it means that man might be a cured! 767 01:26:30,134 --> 01:26:35,962 Even if you are a little crazy... I think you're the best ever! 768 01:26:40,800 --> 01:26:45,233 It's not a problem, Bea. At the moment, I'm a little short. 769 01:26:45,234 --> 01:26:47,954 But don't worry. I'll just call my old man and he'll send me whatever I want. 770 01:26:48,035 --> 01:26:50,713 - Well, if that's how it is, we're all set. - That's how it is. 771 01:26:55,970 --> 01:26:58,549 Hello, Fischer! Are you here, too? 772 01:26:58,749 --> 01:27:00,221 Who is that? Do you know him? 773 01:27:00,419 --> 01:27:02,112 The boss... Mr.Hansen! 774 01:27:02,215 --> 01:27:03,416 Where's Bob? 775 01:27:03,539 --> 01:27:08,709 - Why, he's right here! - That's not my son, he's the warehouse manager. 776 01:27:09,245 --> 01:27:10,515 Is that right? 777 01:27:10,979 --> 01:27:13,280 I made all that stuff up. 778 01:27:13,895 --> 01:27:17,907 I guess it's what I deserve. You've got some explaining to do! 779 01:27:20,479 --> 01:27:23,120 - Do you really care? - Never mind, darling. 780 01:27:23,121 --> 01:27:24,981 What does it matter, rich or poor? 781 01:27:24,982 --> 01:27:27,757 It's like my old granny said, "You can't count it in bed." 782 01:27:28,514 --> 01:27:29,515 Fischer! 783 01:27:29,654 --> 01:27:32,143 I'd just like to know what's going on here. 784 01:27:32,144 --> 01:27:34,261 It'd be better if you asked your son. 785 01:27:34,813 --> 01:27:38,173 - Bobby! The boss is here! - Now the circus begins. 786 01:27:40,675 --> 01:27:45,045 I'm really sorry about the money, Mr. Hansen. It's all my fault. 787 01:27:45,228 --> 01:27:48,211 I'd better fill you in, Pop. I'm in love with her. 788 01:27:48,493 --> 01:27:51,877 - What did you say? - We're in love... that's all! 789 01:27:51,878 --> 01:27:54,432 It happens every day. This time to us. 790 01:27:56,807 --> 01:27:59,977 This way you won't lose your accountant. She won't be leaving our firm. 791 01:28:00,930 --> 01:28:03,153 You? Mr. Hansen is your... ?? 792 01:28:04,273 --> 01:28:07,010 Well, that's how it goes. Nobody's perfect! 793 01:28:26,096 --> 01:28:29,365 - She's the one for me. - You're the one I want. 794 01:28:29,842 --> 01:28:35,719 - One of these days... - Don't wait too long... I do love you! 795 01:28:37,527 --> 01:28:41,895 - So how about it? Are you ready? - Of course, I'm always ready! 796 01:28:43,011 --> 01:28:47,509 - You're taking the pill? - Sure! I always carry a bottle of aspirins. 797 01:28:49,928 --> 01:28:53,100 Well, you have nothing to worry about with me. I'm always ready for anything. 798 01:28:59,776 --> 01:29:01,721 What are those things? 799 01:29:02,049 --> 01:29:04,116 I told you, I'm ready for anything! 800 01:29:05,073 --> 01:29:10,528 The black one is for widows. The yellow one is for Oriental chicks. 801 01:29:10,609 --> 01:29:13,873 The pink one is for young Communists. 802 01:29:14,114 --> 01:29:16,894 And the white one... it's just for you! 803 01:30:21,762 --> 01:30:27,962 THE MUSIC FROM "POPCORN AND ICE CREAM" IS ON ARIOLA RECORDS69577

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