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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,696 --> 00:00:32,982 One, two, three... 2 00:00:34,638 --> 00:00:35,688 Tada! 3 00:00:37,736 --> 00:00:39,335 I look like Diana. 4 00:00:39,830 --> 00:00:41,083 Exactly! 5 00:00:42,449 --> 00:00:45,479 Marietjie, what is this? I said Boy George. How's this Boy George? 6 00:00:45,530 --> 00:00:46,979 I think it looks pretty. 7 00:00:47,030 --> 00:00:49,309 Can I get undressed? It's too hot. 8 00:00:49,509 --> 00:00:50,869 No, no wait! 9 00:00:50,910 --> 00:00:53,291 - Walk down the aisle, please... - But then we're done. 10 00:00:53,342 --> 00:00:55,615 - Quickly, one, two, three. Done. - Once! Fine! 11 00:00:56,349 --> 00:00:57,399 Wait! 12 00:00:58,056 --> 00:00:59,495 - Oh, no... - Yes. 13 00:01:01,263 --> 00:01:03,109 But I need music. Sing something! 14 00:01:03,150 --> 00:01:05,320 - One, two, three. Go. - One, two, three. 15 00:01:14,496 --> 00:01:16,663 Okay, we're done now. We're done. 16 00:01:23,537 --> 00:01:24,587 Johannie? 17 00:01:24,790 --> 00:01:25,678 No. 18 00:01:25,729 --> 00:01:28,969 - You don't even know what I'm going to say. - I don't care. The answer is no. 19 00:01:29,950 --> 00:01:32,149 I dare you to walk down the street like this... 20 00:01:32,383 --> 00:01:33,709 - No way. - Yes! 21 00:01:33,750 --> 00:01:35,709 - Just no way. - I'll give you twenty rand. 22 00:01:36,510 --> 00:01:38,029 - Thirty rand. - No! 23 00:01:38,070 --> 00:01:39,789 Shame, that's too little. Forty. 24 00:01:39,830 --> 00:01:41,043 Fifty rand. 25 00:01:41,996 --> 00:01:43,609 - Okay, fifty rand. - Fifty rand? 26 00:01:43,660 --> 00:01:44,710 Fifty rand! 27 00:01:45,010 --> 00:01:46,989 Deal. Annelie, seal it. 28 00:01:47,729 --> 00:01:49,950 - Fifty rand. - Yes, fifty rand. 29 00:01:50,716 --> 00:01:53,262 That's two new LP's. Buy it in Worcester this weekend. 30 00:01:53,336 --> 00:01:54,650 On import. 31 00:01:54,889 --> 00:01:57,349 New Depeche Mode, new Queen. Write it down, Marietjie. 32 00:01:57,390 --> 00:01:58,896 What if your parents come home? 33 00:02:00,670 --> 00:02:02,269 No, it's okay, it's Friday. 34 00:02:02,343 --> 00:02:04,669 My mom's at the hairdresser; my dad's at the municipality. 35 00:02:04,710 --> 00:02:06,890 - Whatever. Move it. - Put on my veil. 36 00:02:07,757 --> 00:02:09,743 - New Depeche Mode, new Queen. - Yes. 37 00:02:12,950 --> 00:02:14,269 Don't you "shush" me! 38 00:02:37,630 --> 00:02:39,349 "CANARY" 39 00:04:14,016 --> 00:04:15,295 Johan, is that you? 40 00:04:19,143 --> 00:04:20,193 Yes, reverend. 41 00:04:26,370 --> 00:04:28,603 I suggest you go and change. 42 00:04:29,116 --> 00:04:30,690 Before your father sees you like this. 43 00:04:31,323 --> 00:04:32,496 Yes, reverend. 44 00:04:45,289 --> 00:04:46,929 - Johan. - Hello. 45 00:04:58,183 --> 00:05:00,029 You still owe me fifty rand. 46 00:05:05,189 --> 00:05:07,296 Reverend Van Rensburg saw me... 47 00:05:08,862 --> 00:05:10,543 I really hope he doesn't tell my father. 48 00:05:13,129 --> 00:05:14,423 Why the long faces? 49 00:05:16,790 --> 00:05:18,470 The mailman was here. 50 00:05:19,250 --> 00:05:20,489 And? 51 00:05:23,883 --> 00:05:25,936 He brought your call-up papers... 52 00:05:37,656 --> 00:05:39,669 Dear Lord, it's me again. 53 00:05:40,056 --> 00:05:42,978 Thank you for guiding us from Villiersdorp 54 00:05:43,028 --> 00:05:45,302 to Worcester, and ensuring our safe arrival. 55 00:05:45,990 --> 00:05:47,436 Now we ask, Lord... 56 00:05:48,063 --> 00:05:50,663 Please be with this dear boy today. 57 00:05:51,030 --> 00:05:52,269 Help him, God. 58 00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:56,909 Help him get through the first page of the "Pathéthique Sonata" without stumbling. 59 00:05:56,950 --> 00:06:01,493 Because behind these doors Lord, lies his future. Literally behind these doors. 60 00:06:01,910 --> 00:06:04,873 This army thing doesn't sit well with any of us... 61 00:06:05,260 --> 00:06:07,420 But if he can be accepted into the Canaries, 62 00:06:07,471 --> 00:06:10,286 it's just a few steps backward instead of straight to hell. 63 00:06:10,630 --> 00:06:11,783 Amen. 64 00:06:13,857 --> 00:06:15,303 Thank you, ma'am. 65 00:06:19,710 --> 00:06:21,043 They're ready for us. 66 00:06:38,276 --> 00:06:40,076 - Afternoon. - Good afternoon. 67 00:06:40,643 --> 00:06:41,802 Forms? 68 00:06:52,910 --> 00:06:53,960 Niemand. 69 00:06:54,870 --> 00:06:55,920 Johan. 70 00:06:56,003 --> 00:06:57,122 Yes, reverend. 71 00:06:57,623 --> 00:06:59,343 Oh, I see you're from Villiersdorp. 72 00:06:59,717 --> 00:07:00,767 Yes, reverend. 73 00:07:01,536 --> 00:07:03,659 Have you been confirmed? 74 00:07:03,710 --> 00:07:04,869 Yes, reverend, I have. 75 00:07:05,336 --> 00:07:07,410 People sing your praises quite a bit... 76 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:10,360 Prefect... Editor of the school newspaper... 77 00:07:10,636 --> 00:07:13,513 And with a tremendous interest in musical composition... 78 00:07:14,816 --> 00:07:16,089 Excuse me, madam? 79 00:07:16,510 --> 00:07:19,463 Musical composition, he composes himself... 80 00:07:20,030 --> 00:07:21,840 Apologies, reverend, just wanted to add that... 81 00:07:21,890 --> 00:07:23,429 Quite, alright. Thank you, madam. 82 00:07:23,510 --> 00:07:24,803 Is that true, Johan? 83 00:07:25,230 --> 00:07:26,596 Yes, reverend, I try. 84 00:07:26,950 --> 00:07:28,336 That's very good news. 85 00:07:28,710 --> 00:07:31,443 You know we only select 23 matric boys each year? 86 00:07:31,494 --> 00:07:33,074 - Yes, reverend. - From the entire country. 87 00:07:33,124 --> 00:07:34,359 Yes, reverend, I know. 88 00:07:36,176 --> 00:07:38,136 So why did you, Johan... 89 00:07:38,556 --> 00:07:39,796 Why did you apply? 90 00:07:40,523 --> 00:07:42,603 Reverend, music is my life. 91 00:07:44,150 --> 00:07:47,576 And being a Christian and a South African are equally important to me. 92 00:07:48,790 --> 00:07:52,029 I see the South African Defense Force Church Choir and Concert Group 93 00:07:52,116 --> 00:07:54,550 as the ideal opportunity to live all that I believe, 94 00:07:54,883 --> 00:07:56,690 all that I love and... 95 00:07:58,703 --> 00:08:00,663 all that I am, 96 00:08:01,083 --> 00:08:02,363 to the fullest. 97 00:08:04,510 --> 00:08:05,816 An excellent answer. 98 00:08:06,150 --> 00:08:07,670 What are you going to do for us today? 99 00:08:08,583 --> 00:08:10,259 Reverend, first of all I'm going to sing 100 00:08:10,310 --> 00:08:12,103 and then I'll play 101 00:08:12,510 --> 00:08:14,469 the "Pathéthique Sonata" on the piano. 102 00:08:14,520 --> 00:08:15,949 What are you going to sing? 103 00:08:16,010 --> 00:08:17,243 "Dearest Moon". 104 00:08:19,609 --> 00:08:20,930 When you're ready... 105 00:08:40,990 --> 00:08:42,669 Lovely moon, 106 00:08:42,816 --> 00:08:47,616 you drift so calmly. 107 00:08:48,276 --> 00:08:54,549 In a sea of stars, you shine your light. 108 00:08:55,469 --> 00:09:02,068 The wise will of your Creator, 109 00:09:02,990 --> 00:09:09,229 directs you all through the night. 110 00:09:10,356 --> 00:09:13,589 Kindly shine, 111 00:09:14,123 --> 00:09:17,589 before you part, 112 00:09:17,630 --> 00:09:20,869 bring peace to my weary heart... 113 00:09:21,650 --> 00:09:23,630 Sorry, I'm Ludolf Otterman. 114 00:09:23,876 --> 00:09:25,159 Ludolf Otterman and you are? 115 00:09:25,210 --> 00:09:26,239 - Johan. - Johan? 116 00:09:26,290 --> 00:09:27,969 - Niemand. - Niemand. Johan Niemand. 117 00:09:29,030 --> 00:09:31,423 - It's hot as hell. Aren't you hot? - No. 118 00:09:32,016 --> 00:09:35,022 Johan, look at that family crying... No, don't look, don't look. 119 00:09:35,403 --> 00:09:36,876 Okay now. Look, look! 120 00:09:37,523 --> 00:09:38,919 Oh, that's an inconsolable sob. 121 00:09:38,970 --> 00:09:41,386 I told mother she can't come if she's going to bawl like that... 122 00:09:41,436 --> 00:09:45,109 Howl at home. Don't snivel at the station. How embarrassing... 123 00:09:46,276 --> 00:09:49,100 Shame, they're probably crying because they don't know where we're going... 124 00:09:49,150 --> 00:09:50,749 We're going to Valhalla, right? 125 00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:52,556 Yes, Valhalla Air Force Base. 126 00:09:53,223 --> 00:09:54,589 Resting place of the gods. 127 00:09:54,709 --> 00:09:56,023 Sorry, what? 128 00:09:57,370 --> 00:09:59,090 I said "resting place of the gods". 129 00:09:59,323 --> 00:10:00,856 Oh, is that their motto? 130 00:10:01,430 --> 00:10:02,589 No, it's... never mind. 131 00:10:03,010 --> 00:10:05,890 - Okay, what is their motto then? - Per aspera ad astra. 132 00:10:06,236 --> 00:10:08,096 Listen, what unit are you joining? 133 00:10:08,147 --> 00:10:10,573 I'm with the South African Defense Force Church Choir and Concert... 134 00:10:10,623 --> 00:10:12,869 A Canary! Johan Niemand, me too! 135 00:10:13,990 --> 00:10:18,149 Two Canaries, one compartment... Slap me silly with a soggy pawpaw! 136 00:10:18,190 --> 00:10:20,956 Mother will be beside herself when I tell her the story... 137 00:10:21,250 --> 00:10:23,240 Do you sing or play an instrument? 138 00:10:23,536 --> 00:10:25,653 I sing a little, but I mostly play piano. 139 00:10:26,396 --> 00:10:29,223 Me too! I sing mostly and play a little piano. 140 00:10:29,274 --> 00:10:31,113 Opera is actually more my thing. 141 00:10:31,270 --> 00:10:33,649 The moment we're done I'm off to Germany... 142 00:10:33,829 --> 00:10:34,899 To? 143 00:10:35,230 --> 00:10:36,903 Uhm... sing! 144 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:40,029 The group of '83 recorded an album with Mimi Coertse... 145 00:10:40,070 --> 00:10:41,869 Mad about her! Mad for Mimi! 146 00:10:41,930 --> 00:10:43,853 Mi-mi! 147 00:10:45,303 --> 00:10:47,979 Listen, mother insisted I pack an extra lunch... 148 00:10:48,030 --> 00:10:51,109 She heard we only get dry bread and sweet tea on this train. 149 00:10:51,356 --> 00:10:53,469 Do you want... a Crunchie? 150 00:10:53,510 --> 00:10:55,109 - No, thanks. - Mother made it herself. 151 00:10:55,150 --> 00:10:56,225 I'm good, thank you. 152 00:10:56,276 --> 00:10:59,179 I've got boiled eggs, sausages and... 153 00:10:59,230 --> 00:11:01,882 I had lunch before I came, I'm fine, thanks. 154 00:11:06,636 --> 00:11:07,949 What does it mean? 155 00:11:08,010 --> 00:11:09,209 What? 156 00:11:09,943 --> 00:11:11,829 - Per arboe... - Per aspera ad astra. 157 00:11:11,870 --> 00:11:14,709 It's like an oven in here. Let me see if I can... 158 00:11:14,750 --> 00:11:16,122 Can you just... I think it's... 159 00:11:16,173 --> 00:11:17,909 This thing's clearly broken... Let me get someone... 160 00:11:17,950 --> 00:11:19,309 No, no, would you just... 161 00:11:19,350 --> 00:11:21,106 ...sit down please? 162 00:11:21,683 --> 00:11:22,733 Ludolf? 163 00:11:23,830 --> 00:11:25,549 You attract a lot of attention... 164 00:11:25,603 --> 00:11:28,029 and I think it's better for me and for you... 165 00:11:28,070 --> 00:11:30,530 to just sit quietly, until we get to Pretoria. 166 00:11:32,230 --> 00:11:34,149 I'm not trying to be nasty... 167 00:11:34,230 --> 00:11:35,709 - Oh, no... - Yes. 168 00:11:35,803 --> 00:11:37,245 - No, no, that's fine. - Okay. 169 00:11:37,296 --> 00:11:38,736 - Perfectly fine. - Thanks. 170 00:11:50,150 --> 00:11:51,909 "Through adversity to the stars." 171 00:11:51,950 --> 00:11:53,705 Per aspera ad astra. That's what it means. 172 00:11:53,756 --> 00:11:55,350 "Through adversity to the stars." 173 00:11:56,023 --> 00:11:57,776 "Through adversity to the stars." 174 00:11:59,003 --> 00:12:00,250 That's beautiful. 175 00:12:00,883 --> 00:12:02,202 That's really very beautiful. 176 00:12:02,783 --> 00:12:04,976 Johan Niemand, we're going to be completely fine. 177 00:12:05,369 --> 00:12:07,846 People tried to scare us for nothing. Mother prays for me every night. 178 00:12:07,896 --> 00:12:09,749 I'll ask her to put you on her prayer list. 179 00:12:09,790 --> 00:12:12,496 Besides, those guys in uniform were quite sweet. 180 00:12:12,790 --> 00:12:14,539 No, we're going to be completely fine. 181 00:12:14,590 --> 00:12:16,343 Have a crunchie... 182 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,996 - I'm fine. - It's really good. Mother made... 183 00:12:19,110 --> 00:12:21,949 Oh, my fucking fuck! What's this fucking tea party? 184 00:12:22,083 --> 00:12:23,549 Get up, you chubby cunt! 185 00:12:23,590 --> 00:12:25,236 Are you Laurel and fucking Hardy? 186 00:12:25,523 --> 00:12:27,749 Hey, fatso! Why you so fucking fat, huh? 187 00:12:27,846 --> 00:12:29,816 Mother says I'm naturally armored against the cold. 188 00:12:29,866 --> 00:12:32,579 Looks like you swallowed an armored truck. Don't look at me! 189 00:12:33,006 --> 00:12:35,852 Oh, it's from crunchie, crunchie, crunchie that you look like that. 190 00:12:35,990 --> 00:12:37,709 What unit are you in, Boob Troop? 191 00:12:37,843 --> 00:12:40,450 I'm with the South African Defense Force Church Choir and... 192 00:12:40,501 --> 00:12:43,103 A Canary? Congrats! You're fucking useless. 193 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,270 And you, beanpole? You a Canary too? 194 00:12:45,796 --> 00:12:47,589 - Yes, sir, he is. - Sir! 195 00:12:47,676 --> 00:12:49,789 This is the army, not your fucking high school. 196 00:12:49,830 --> 00:12:51,589 We have ranks. I'm a corporal. 197 00:12:51,630 --> 00:12:54,189 And you're a fucking recruit. In other words... Fuck-all! 198 00:12:54,270 --> 00:12:55,589 So what are you? 199 00:12:55,630 --> 00:12:58,036 - A recruit, corporal. - No, you're a fucking recruit. 200 00:12:58,296 --> 00:13:00,029 I try not to swear... 201 00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:03,269 Then you better fucking learn, 'cause unless you're Princess fucking Diana, 202 00:13:03,310 --> 00:13:05,509 you do as I fucking tell you. Feel me, fatso? 203 00:13:05,550 --> 00:13:07,176 - Yes, corporal... - So what are you? 204 00:13:07,596 --> 00:13:08,949 A fucking recruit. 205 00:13:08,990 --> 00:13:10,143 That's it. 206 00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:11,345 Beanpole! 207 00:13:11,396 --> 00:13:14,690 Close those blinds before the terrorists see what useless intakes we got. 208 00:13:23,596 --> 00:13:27,203 Let's go, you fucking rat pricks! Get out! Get out! Get out! 209 00:13:27,456 --> 00:13:31,109 This isn't your mommy's fucking house. Let's go, go, go! 210 00:13:32,203 --> 00:13:34,163 Well start with divisions tomorrow... 211 00:13:34,329 --> 00:13:37,208 Get yourself a bed for the night. Any fucking bed! 212 00:13:38,630 --> 00:13:41,029 Come on, you cunts, don't just stand there? 213 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:44,149 Move it! Move it! Move it, you fucking arseholes. 214 00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:46,069 Go, go, go, go! 215 00:13:46,170 --> 00:13:47,883 You fucking cunts. 216 00:13:48,550 --> 00:13:50,309 Go, faggot, go! 217 00:13:50,390 --> 00:13:53,303 Move! I said move it, faggot! 218 00:15:32,403 --> 00:15:33,610 Next! 219 00:15:37,396 --> 00:15:38,446 Number? 220 00:15:39,249 --> 00:15:43,783 8 2 4 1 9 2 4 3 B G 221 00:15:52,110 --> 00:15:54,029 - Daan Goosen's also here. - I saw. 222 00:15:54,070 --> 00:15:56,949 Didn't he date Nanette? Remember Nanette? Wasn't she from Sasolburg? 223 00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:58,992 Yes, but they recently moved to Pretoria. 224 00:15:59,043 --> 00:16:03,189 That's why I haven't heard from her. I was nuts about Nanette. Nuts for Nanette. 225 00:16:03,276 --> 00:16:05,909 - I used to call her "Naive Nanette". Ask me why? - Why? 226 00:16:05,950 --> 00:16:07,949 Because one day she asked me: "Is Mozart still alive?" 227 00:16:07,990 --> 00:16:09,589 And I was like "Nanette, I can't deal!" 228 00:16:09,630 --> 00:16:11,930 Ludolf, Ludolf. Would you like to switch seats? 229 00:16:11,981 --> 00:16:12,629 Why? 230 00:16:12,670 --> 00:16:16,189 - Because then it will be easier for the two of you... - Sorry man. Talking over you like that. I'm... 231 00:16:16,230 --> 00:16:17,690 - Wolfgang Müller, yes. - Nice to meet you. 232 00:16:17,740 --> 00:16:20,669 This is Johan Niemand. We met on the train. 233 00:16:20,710 --> 00:16:23,589 - Where are you from? - Villiersdorp in the Cape not Villiers in the Free State. 234 00:16:23,630 --> 00:16:25,549 - I made that mistake. - And you're from? 235 00:16:25,590 --> 00:16:26,735 From Sasolburg. 236 00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:29,629 Wolfgang is a baritone, trumpeter and an organist. 237 00:16:29,730 --> 00:16:31,849 Wow! Is there anything you can't play? 238 00:16:32,230 --> 00:16:34,789 - There are loads of instruments, Johan. - I know... 239 00:16:35,670 --> 00:16:37,062 How do you know each other? 240 00:16:37,113 --> 00:16:39,353 - We both sang in the... - Free State Youth Choir. 241 00:16:39,590 --> 00:16:41,953 I sang in the Villiersdorp School Choir. 242 00:16:42,790 --> 00:16:44,676 I'm not familiar with them. 243 00:16:45,043 --> 00:16:47,806 And look, now we're all together in Valhalla's Church Choir for the gods... 244 00:16:47,856 --> 00:16:49,470 Yes. And bald. 245 00:16:49,630 --> 00:16:50,680 Canaries! 246 00:16:51,276 --> 00:16:52,383 Attention! 247 00:16:52,790 --> 00:16:54,509 No! Let's try that again. 248 00:16:54,550 --> 00:16:55,669 Stand up straight. 249 00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:56,909 Arms at your side. 250 00:16:56,950 --> 00:16:58,109 Feet together! 251 00:16:58,150 --> 00:16:59,530 Eyes front! 252 00:16:59,830 --> 00:17:00,872 Canaries! 253 00:17:00,923 --> 00:17:02,476 Attention! 254 00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:04,806 Sit. 255 00:17:10,870 --> 00:17:12,830 National Service is an honor. 256 00:17:14,209 --> 00:17:15,823 Both the honor and duty 257 00:17:16,196 --> 00:17:17,628 of every young citizen 258 00:17:17,717 --> 00:17:20,770 to serve his country in a time of need. 259 00:17:21,816 --> 00:17:23,983 We are here to equip you in the line of duty. 260 00:17:25,202 --> 00:17:27,195 Myself and Reverend Engelbrecht, 261 00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:28,861 are your chaplains. 262 00:17:29,510 --> 00:17:32,230 Ministers who are familiar with the military 263 00:17:33,563 --> 00:17:36,210 and who know how to uphold the word of God in this situation. 264 00:17:37,737 --> 00:17:39,130 All of you sitting here, 265 00:17:39,703 --> 00:17:41,136 are our chosen ones. 266 00:17:41,943 --> 00:17:43,903 The Canaries of 1985. 267 00:17:45,496 --> 00:17:47,130 Together, over the next two years, 268 00:17:47,677 --> 00:17:52,276 we will work, sleep, eat, sweat, unwind and worship. 269 00:17:53,456 --> 00:17:54,829 Here you will learn 270 00:17:54,896 --> 00:17:57,310 to become the best version of yourself. 271 00:17:58,390 --> 00:17:59,596 Singer. 272 00:17:59,830 --> 00:18:01,123 Savior. 273 00:18:01,590 --> 00:18:02,669 Soldier. 274 00:18:03,557 --> 00:18:05,383 Because it's an honor and your duty. 275 00:18:07,037 --> 00:18:08,310 Let us sing. 276 00:18:10,750 --> 00:18:12,290 Oh, is it my turn now? 277 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:16,469 Hello, everyone. I'm Reverend Engelbrecht 278 00:18:16,510 --> 00:18:18,869 and I think that... 279 00:18:18,933 --> 00:18:23,429 the best way to begin is just to begin so can everybody stand up. Stand up. 280 00:18:23,943 --> 00:18:25,620 Basses raise your hands. 281 00:18:26,495 --> 00:18:28,218 - Sorry, what's your name? - Ruan, reverend. 282 00:18:28,269 --> 00:18:30,083 - Ruan, you're a tenor, right? - Yes, reverend. 283 00:18:30,133 --> 00:18:32,107 Please move over to the tenors. 284 00:18:32,696 --> 00:18:34,989 Good and... Careful, careful! 285 00:18:35,729 --> 00:18:37,456 Baritones, raise your hands please? 286 00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:40,610 Baritones. And then to the very left, the tenors. Raise your hands. 287 00:18:40,950 --> 00:18:42,000 Good. 288 00:18:42,123 --> 00:18:44,370 Everyone get out your sheet music. 289 00:18:45,077 --> 00:18:47,983 We'll begin with... 290 00:18:48,617 --> 00:18:49,943 the very first song. 291 00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:53,005 Johan, would you give me a B-flat on the piano, please? 292 00:18:53,056 --> 00:18:54,543 No, no need, reverend. 293 00:18:56,829 --> 00:19:00,028 This is your no-o-o-ote. 294 00:19:02,256 --> 00:19:03,306 Thank you, Ludolf. 295 00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:05,493 And... 296 00:19:06,390 --> 00:19:11,109 Though like the wanderer, 297 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:15,469 the sun gone down... 298 00:19:15,533 --> 00:19:16,812 No, guys. 299 00:19:16,863 --> 00:19:20,710 Guys, please. You have to focus. Focus please. 300 00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:27,230 You are the property of the Defense Force. Ambassadors of God. Act like it. 301 00:19:32,376 --> 00:19:33,689 You know what to do. 302 00:19:37,930 --> 00:19:39,429 Okay, let's try that again... 303 00:19:40,503 --> 00:19:41,502 And... 304 00:19:41,563 --> 00:19:43,636 Right, you cunts, listen carefully! 305 00:19:43,687 --> 00:19:46,487 I'm not your mother, your brother, or your significant fucking other... 306 00:19:46,596 --> 00:19:47,829 I'm your corporal. 307 00:19:47,870 --> 00:19:49,989 And my job is to make men out of you marys. 308 00:19:50,216 --> 00:19:53,989 If you shit stabbers thought you joined the Canaries to gyppo, think the fuck again. 309 00:19:54,052 --> 00:19:56,051 We're fighting inside and outside our borders. 310 00:19:56,102 --> 00:19:59,796 When the time comes and the shit hits the fan, you'll be on the frontline with an R-fucking-4. 311 00:19:59,846 --> 00:20:01,629 - Got me, fatso? - Yes, corporal. 312 00:20:01,670 --> 00:20:04,602 Ladies, you're going to beg me for some routine and discipline, 313 00:20:04,653 --> 00:20:09,023 cause I'm going to fuck you up so bad, you'll be as lost as a tampon in a whore's handbag. 314 00:20:09,074 --> 00:20:13,139 I'm going to run you so far, Jesus himself will have trouble finding you. 315 00:20:13,257 --> 00:20:16,869 Shit will rain down on you so hard, you'll feel like a ginger stepchild. 316 00:20:16,910 --> 00:20:18,629 - Is that clear? - Yes, corporal! 317 00:20:18,670 --> 00:20:20,620 Get up, you useless cunts! 318 00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,273 - You think you're Rambo, recruit? - No, corporal. 319 00:20:25,323 --> 00:20:27,550 - Then tuck away those tits! - Yes, corporal! 320 00:20:27,923 --> 00:20:31,869 I'll see you rectum rangers on the parade ground at 6 am, for your first 2.4 km... 321 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:34,079 which you will finish in under 12 minutes. 322 00:20:34,156 --> 00:20:36,349 - Is that clear, cuntface? - Yes, corporal. 323 00:20:36,426 --> 00:20:39,933 Then it's off to the mess hall for breakfast. Followed by your first inspection... 324 00:20:40,263 --> 00:20:42,142 These beds better be 90 degrees, 325 00:20:42,656 --> 00:20:46,229 and the floors so shiny, I should see your cunts flapping in its reflection. 326 00:20:46,316 --> 00:20:48,510 - Is that clear? - Yes, corporal! 327 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:52,056 - Boob Troop... - Yes, corporal! 328 00:20:52,316 --> 00:20:54,716 - You got any more of those crunchies? - Yes, corporal! 329 00:20:55,976 --> 00:20:57,423 Must I fucking beg? 330 00:21:06,169 --> 00:21:07,219 Thanks. 331 00:21:24,580 --> 00:21:26,979 Jeez, Ludolf, what did you do to piss him off like that? 332 00:21:27,179 --> 00:21:28,699 - Who? - The corporal. 333 00:21:28,969 --> 00:21:31,226 God only knows and He's not saying... 334 00:21:31,586 --> 00:21:34,189 Hey, hey, guys, this isn't a tea party... 335 00:21:34,230 --> 00:21:35,989 Do you know what a big deal the first inspection is? 336 00:21:36,030 --> 00:21:39,469 - Okay, what should we do? - I suggest you make your bed, lardass. 337 00:21:39,596 --> 00:21:40,963 That's uncalled for... 338 00:21:40,641 --> 00:21:42,473 Guys, sorry, can someone please explain what he meant? 339 00:21:42,498 --> 00:21:43,740 He spoke mostly Afrikaans. 340 00:21:43,723 --> 00:21:45,583 Then you better learn to speak it, salt prick! 341 00:21:45,603 --> 00:21:47,114 Army's supposed to be bilingual. 342 00:21:47,149 --> 00:21:50,046 It's very lingual, today we speak Afrikaans, tomorrow we'll speak Afrikaans. 343 00:21:50,096 --> 00:21:51,949 After that we'll speak Afrikaans again. 344 00:21:51,958 --> 00:21:54,106 It's not my fault you people are too stupid to understand English... 345 00:21:54,156 --> 00:21:55,906 - What's that, salty? - I'm trying to read my Bible... 346 00:21:55,956 --> 00:21:59,189 - Shut up, lobster, you also want a piece of me? - Okay, okay, okay. 347 00:21:59,283 --> 00:22:03,109 I'm Afrikaans and I didn't even understand him. That man mumbles a lot. 348 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:05,589 Just make sure your corners are 90 degrees. 349 00:22:05,630 --> 00:22:07,615 - How do I do that? - You chew it. 350 00:22:07,666 --> 00:22:09,508 - What do you mean "chew it"? - Like this... 351 00:22:09,559 --> 00:22:11,308 You know all about chewing, chubby. 352 00:22:11,359 --> 00:22:13,189 Make one more joke about my weight, just one more... 353 00:22:13,230 --> 00:22:16,429 - Then what? - I'll sit my fat ass on your stupid face. 354 00:22:16,470 --> 00:22:19,789 Okay, okay, I'll help him with his bed, you worry about yours. 355 00:22:22,910 --> 00:22:24,709 Daan Goosen, do you still smoke? 356 00:22:24,750 --> 00:22:27,589 - Yes, Ludolf. - Miss De Klerk told you at Youth Orchestra to quit... 357 00:22:34,070 --> 00:22:35,310 What? 358 00:22:37,752 --> 00:22:39,286 I don't know what you're talking about. 359 00:22:39,336 --> 00:22:40,535 I just saw it. 360 00:22:40,610 --> 00:22:41,969 Okay, please leave it... 361 00:22:42,270 --> 00:22:43,229 Show me. 362 00:22:43,270 --> 00:22:46,669 - No, please leave it alone. - Come on, show me. I want to see. 363 00:22:47,537 --> 00:22:49,510 - Don't go and parade it around... - I won't. 364 00:22:56,530 --> 00:22:58,516 - Him or Culture Club? - Both. 365 00:23:00,109 --> 00:23:02,690 I'm not used to people actually liking their music. 366 00:23:03,896 --> 00:23:08,196 At school I used to play, "Do you really want to hurt me?" at parties and stuff, 367 00:23:08,970 --> 00:23:11,410 and the guys would always yell: "Yes!" 368 00:23:13,510 --> 00:23:15,072 - Did you DJ at school? - Yes, you? 369 00:23:15,123 --> 00:23:16,576 - Yes. - What did you play? 370 00:23:17,150 --> 00:23:18,245 Electronic music, 371 00:23:18,296 --> 00:23:20,445 - high-energy, Kraftwerk... - No way! 372 00:23:20,496 --> 00:23:23,269 - Fine, I added high-energy for effect... - No, Kraftwerk. Do you have any of their albums? 373 00:23:23,310 --> 00:23:24,909 - All of them. - Where did you find it? 374 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:28,669 I literally forced my mother to take me to Hillbrow Records every Saturday... 375 00:23:28,710 --> 00:23:30,580 It's amazing, they have everything. 376 00:23:30,870 --> 00:23:33,109 We don't have a record shop in Villiersdorp. 377 00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:35,789 I used to give the city kids money... 378 00:23:36,006 --> 00:23:37,699 to buy me LP's in Cape Town. 379 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,133 And what did they get you? 380 00:23:40,857 --> 00:23:43,356 Depeche Mode, Yazoo, Sade... 381 00:23:44,083 --> 00:23:45,039 Kate Bush... 382 00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:47,303 You literally just named my entire setlist. 383 00:23:47,790 --> 00:23:48,989 Okay. 384 00:23:49,063 --> 00:23:52,259 Nik Kershaw, Duran Duran, Thomas Dolby, Grace Jones... 385 00:23:52,310 --> 00:23:53,989 Do you know Laurie Anderson? 386 00:23:54,056 --> 00:23:55,830 Of course. "It's Sharkey's Day." 387 00:23:56,363 --> 00:23:57,939 "It's Sharkey's day today." 388 00:23:57,990 --> 00:23:59,469 Hey guys, I'm trying to pray. 389 00:23:59,790 --> 00:24:01,109 - Sorry. - Sorry. 390 00:24:01,390 --> 00:24:03,269 - What's his name again? - Ruan. 391 00:24:03,310 --> 00:24:04,429 Yes. 392 00:24:04,596 --> 00:24:06,136 Okay, well anyway. 393 00:24:06,370 --> 00:24:09,169 I'm going to finish making my bed so I can start chewing... 394 00:24:09,743 --> 00:24:11,456 You've got good taste for a farmboy. 395 00:24:12,096 --> 00:24:13,909 Thanks, but Villiersdorp's not a farm. 396 00:24:14,316 --> 00:24:17,029 I still think it's impossible for a smoker to play the trombone... 397 00:24:17,070 --> 00:24:21,083 Ludolf, I played with braces for four years. That was fucking impossible. 398 00:24:21,336 --> 00:24:22,589 Hey, you guys. 399 00:24:22,630 --> 00:24:23,923 - Sorry... - What? 400 00:24:24,123 --> 00:24:26,629 - Are we allowed to put pictures up? - No, are you dense? 401 00:24:26,729 --> 00:24:29,049 - What's that? - It's a picture of my mom. 402 00:24:29,942 --> 00:24:31,395 Tiaan, listen to this guy. 403 00:24:31,535 --> 00:24:35,709 Army says bring a picture of your girl, he brings a picture of his mom. 404 00:24:36,630 --> 00:24:39,022 - What's that on her head? - It's a bonnet. 405 00:24:40,170 --> 00:24:41,749 And why's she wearing it? 406 00:24:41,876 --> 00:24:45,715 It's folk dancing, she's busy with "Aanstap Rooies." She won highest honor. 407 00:24:47,010 --> 00:24:48,539 Was your dad also a participator? 408 00:24:48,590 --> 00:24:50,156 More like a masturbator. 409 00:24:51,310 --> 00:24:54,429 Here you go guys! Have some crunchies before the corporal finishes it all. 410 00:24:54,470 --> 00:24:56,830 - Gimme, gimme! - I want one with chocolate. 411 00:24:56,963 --> 00:24:58,296 Corporal Crunchie. 412 00:24:59,430 --> 00:25:01,829 Johan Niemand, close that door before he comes back. 413 00:25:02,216 --> 00:25:03,856 Don't get any on the floor... 414 00:25:03,990 --> 00:25:05,396 Yes, please guys... 415 00:25:07,656 --> 00:25:09,989 Quick, cover your prick, Canaries love dick. 416 00:25:10,250 --> 00:25:11,749 What do you faggots want? 417 00:25:11,836 --> 00:25:13,736 We're on bathroom duty, corporal. 418 00:25:13,910 --> 00:25:17,390 - Stop looking at our cocks and start scrubbing. - Yes, corporal. 419 00:25:21,910 --> 00:25:23,029 Watch. 420 00:25:27,430 --> 00:25:29,096 Recruit, I dropped my soap. 421 00:25:29,270 --> 00:25:30,349 Yes, corporal. 422 00:25:30,390 --> 00:25:32,610 - You going to pick it up or what? - Yes, corporal. 423 00:25:32,803 --> 00:25:35,349 While you're down there, how about 50 pushups? 424 00:25:35,390 --> 00:25:37,069 - Yes, corporal. - Let's go! 425 00:25:37,150 --> 00:25:38,223 One... 426 00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:40,506 Chest to the floor. One... 427 00:25:41,570 --> 00:25:42,620 Two... 428 00:25:43,870 --> 00:25:44,920 Three... 429 00:25:45,863 --> 00:25:47,629 Come on, come on, come on! 430 00:25:47,723 --> 00:25:48,773 Four... 431 00:25:49,883 --> 00:25:50,933 Five... 432 00:25:52,456 --> 00:25:53,506 Six... 433 00:25:54,230 --> 00:25:55,389 - Six! - Yes, corporal. 434 00:25:55,430 --> 00:25:57,069 Okay, okay, okay, that's enough! 435 00:25:57,223 --> 00:25:58,383 What's with you? 436 00:25:59,070 --> 00:26:00,603 They need to get ready for PT. 437 00:26:02,683 --> 00:26:05,116 - Did you hear me, cunts? Fuck off! - Yes, corporal. 438 00:26:08,809 --> 00:26:11,430 You getting soft in your old age, huh? 439 00:26:19,350 --> 00:26:22,189 Lift thine eyes, 440 00:26:22,230 --> 00:26:25,029 O lift thine eyes, 441 00:26:25,070 --> 00:26:29,996 to the mountains... 442 00:26:30,047 --> 00:26:31,410 Stop, quickly, stop. 443 00:26:40,742 --> 00:26:42,202 Guys, I only have one rule. 444 00:26:42,868 --> 00:26:43,935 What is that? 445 00:26:45,550 --> 00:26:46,600 Yes, Ludolf? 446 00:26:46,790 --> 00:26:48,943 To know and understand what we sing, reverend. 447 00:26:49,007 --> 00:26:50,057 Yes. 448 00:26:50,989 --> 00:26:54,410 We're not only working with music, we're also dealing with lyrics. 449 00:26:54,630 --> 00:26:59,736 Yes, the notes add value to the words, but the words tell the story... 450 00:26:59,936 --> 00:27:01,015 Right? 451 00:27:02,183 --> 00:27:03,676 How does our song start? 452 00:27:04,150 --> 00:27:05,109 Ruan? 453 00:27:05,150 --> 00:27:06,996 "Oh, lift thine eyes", reverend. 454 00:27:07,047 --> 00:27:08,766 - To where? - "The mountains..." 455 00:27:08,817 --> 00:27:10,953 - Because? - "From whence my help shall come..." 456 00:27:11,004 --> 00:27:12,054 Yes. 457 00:27:14,190 --> 00:27:15,476 Close your eyes. 458 00:27:16,150 --> 00:27:17,763 Close your eyes and... 459 00:27:18,630 --> 00:27:20,250 think of a moment in your life, 460 00:27:21,290 --> 00:27:22,716 a moment of crisis 461 00:27:23,630 --> 00:27:26,503 where you couldn't help but cast your eyes 462 00:27:27,670 --> 00:27:28,983 to the heavens and ask, 463 00:27:30,096 --> 00:27:32,223 "From whence shall come my help?" 464 00:27:37,030 --> 00:27:38,410 Open your eyes. 465 00:27:57,870 --> 00:28:00,429 Lift thine eyes, 466 00:28:00,470 --> 00:28:03,949 O lift thine eyes, 467 00:28:03,990 --> 00:28:08,629 to the mountains, 468 00:28:08,670 --> 00:28:13,789 whence cometh, 469 00:28:13,830 --> 00:28:19,269 whence cometh help. 470 00:28:20,510 --> 00:28:31,749 thy help cometh, 471 00:28:31,790 --> 00:28:34,669 from the Lord, 472 00:28:34,710 --> 00:28:41,549 the Maker of heaven and earth. 473 00:28:42,350 --> 00:28:47,669 He hath said, thy foot... 474 00:28:47,710 --> 00:28:52,549 Thy foot shall not be moved, 475 00:28:54,710 --> 00:28:59,549 Thy Keeper will never slumber. 476 00:28:59,590 --> 00:29:04,789 Never sleep, never slumber. 477 00:29:15,430 --> 00:29:18,069 Lift thine eyes, 478 00:29:18,110 --> 00:29:20,429 O lift thine eyes, 479 00:29:20,470 --> 00:29:24,709 to the mountains. 480 00:29:24,750 --> 00:29:29,989 whence cometh, 481 00:29:30,030 --> 00:29:33,469 whence cometh help. 482 00:29:34,430 --> 00:29:39,589 whence cometh, 483 00:29:39,630 --> 00:29:46,229 whence cometh help. 484 00:29:48,463 --> 00:29:49,610 Beautiful. 485 00:30:05,003 --> 00:30:07,842 - Listen, Ludolf, I'd like to thank you. - Don't, Tiaan. 486 00:30:07,893 --> 00:30:10,430 No, no, you know what, thank you very much. 487 00:30:10,816 --> 00:30:13,883 - Three 2,4's in one fucking day. - Leave it. 488 00:30:15,383 --> 00:30:17,950 Guys, we have failed every single inspection so far. 489 00:30:18,738 --> 00:30:20,533 Maybe it's time to addressed the elephant in the room. 490 00:30:20,583 --> 00:30:22,043 That elephant is Ludolf. 491 00:30:22,094 --> 00:30:24,114 It's not what I mean, Ludolf, I'm not suggesting you're an elephant. 492 00:30:24,164 --> 00:30:26,149 If they want to fuck us up, they'll fuck us up. 493 00:30:26,190 --> 00:30:28,332 No matter how good or bad the inspection... 494 00:30:28,382 --> 00:30:31,349 No, we fail every inspection because of that fat fuck. 495 00:30:31,423 --> 00:30:34,145 How many times do I have to say it, I'm really sorry, guys. 496 00:30:34,196 --> 00:30:36,083 Don't apologise, Ludolf, it's not your fault. 497 00:30:36,134 --> 00:30:38,425 Guys, guys! It's not fair to blame it on one person. 498 00:30:38,476 --> 00:30:39,712 - Salty's getting sour. - What? 499 00:30:39,763 --> 00:30:40,882 Redneck. 500 00:30:41,358 --> 00:30:42,099 What did you say? 501 00:30:42,150 --> 00:30:44,140 - I called you a redneck. - Rambo, drop it. 502 00:30:44,191 --> 00:30:45,134 Why do you always do that? 503 00:30:45,169 --> 00:30:46,746 Why do you always make it about fucking fatherland? 504 00:30:46,796 --> 00:30:49,208 Because your grandparents put mine in concentration camps! 505 00:30:49,259 --> 00:30:50,576 Stop that! 506 00:30:50,830 --> 00:30:53,043 Guys, aren't we going to be late for PT? 507 00:30:53,110 --> 00:30:54,705 Practice your dancing somewhere else. 508 00:30:54,756 --> 00:30:56,789 There's no need to be rude. I didn't do anything. 509 00:30:56,830 --> 00:30:58,269 - Exactly. - You never do anything. 510 00:30:58,310 --> 00:31:00,229 Fighting with everyone is not helping. 511 00:31:00,270 --> 00:31:02,109 - The two of us? - Are you taking their side? 512 00:31:02,150 --> 00:31:06,886 No, but fucking us up and inspections are part of their mind-games and you're falling for it. 513 00:31:06,937 --> 00:31:08,139 Now it's our fault? 514 00:31:08,190 --> 00:31:10,023 No, that's the point, it's nobody's fault. 515 00:31:10,074 --> 00:31:11,265 Of course it is. 516 00:31:11,316 --> 00:31:14,069 That flabby fuck can't even do a reversal... Come, Ludolf! 517 00:31:14,110 --> 00:31:16,269 - Let me show you... - Take him, Tiaan! Take him! 518 00:31:16,310 --> 00:31:17,709 Drop it! Tiaan! 519 00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:20,469 We're in the Canaries, none of us are meant for the army. 520 00:31:20,510 --> 00:31:22,629 - Some of us are trying to be. - I'm also trying! 521 00:31:22,670 --> 00:31:24,590 Guys, what's going on here? Why are you fighting? 522 00:31:26,190 --> 00:31:27,269 No, reverend, 523 00:31:27,310 --> 00:31:30,189 Ludolf screws up all the time and then the rest of us have to suffer. 524 00:31:30,230 --> 00:31:32,389 Yes reverend, Kevin and Daan blame us. 525 00:31:32,430 --> 00:31:33,480 Hold on... 526 00:31:35,876 --> 00:31:37,323 Can you read sheet music? 527 00:31:40,110 --> 00:31:41,160 No. 528 00:31:42,810 --> 00:31:44,870 Who helped you with "Oh, lift thine eyes"? 529 00:31:47,576 --> 00:31:48,626 He did. 530 00:31:50,249 --> 00:31:51,783 Who of you can sing an A? 531 00:31:54,642 --> 00:31:56,616 All of us do what we can, right? 532 00:31:57,530 --> 00:31:59,984 - Let's go, you're going to be late for PT. - I told them, reverend. 533 00:32:00,034 --> 00:32:01,084 Let's go. 534 00:32:08,556 --> 00:32:09,716 Johan... 535 00:32:12,190 --> 00:32:13,476 Yes, reverend? 536 00:32:15,037 --> 00:32:17,576 Looks like you're not one to get involved? 537 00:32:19,150 --> 00:32:21,456 No, reverend. I prefer to keep my head down. 538 00:32:22,896 --> 00:32:25,023 Do you think what happened here is fair? 539 00:32:26,629 --> 00:32:27,870 No, reverend. 540 00:32:29,917 --> 00:32:32,296 You know what it says in the book of James... 541 00:32:33,270 --> 00:32:38,336 "If a man knows the right thing to do and leaves it undone, that's also a sin." 542 00:32:44,936 --> 00:32:47,110 Come on, come on, chubby! 543 00:32:50,310 --> 00:32:51,676 Hey, guys, wait... 544 00:32:53,606 --> 00:32:55,036 Hey, Johan, what's wrong? 545 00:32:56,223 --> 00:32:59,382 No, I'm fine, I'm just going to finish the 2,4 with Ludolf... 546 00:32:59,457 --> 00:33:00,650 Hey, are you nuts? 547 00:33:01,390 --> 00:33:02,829 Today I couldn't care less! 548 00:33:04,030 --> 00:33:05,949 Let's go. We've already lost thirty seconds... 549 00:33:06,136 --> 00:33:07,543 Fuck it, me too. 550 00:33:07,776 --> 00:33:09,189 Guys, just leave him. 551 00:33:09,243 --> 00:33:10,562 Ludolf, come here! 552 00:33:13,790 --> 00:33:16,250 Why did you stop? Did someone get hurt? 553 00:33:16,383 --> 00:33:17,862 We're going to finish together. 554 00:33:17,913 --> 00:33:19,930 Are you keen to get fucked up today? 555 00:33:20,096 --> 00:33:21,979 Whether we finish on time or we don't... 556 00:33:22,030 --> 00:33:24,373 We're gonna get it anyway... We know, Daan. 557 00:33:25,543 --> 00:33:28,462 Guys, let's just earn getting fucked up for once. 558 00:33:31,323 --> 00:33:32,743 What do you think, Tiaan? 559 00:33:33,750 --> 00:33:35,523 You're fucking nuts! Let's go! 560 00:33:35,983 --> 00:33:38,176 - Tiaan, wait man! - We can still make it. 561 00:33:41,790 --> 00:33:43,490 Let's finish this one together. 562 00:33:49,230 --> 00:33:50,456 Okay, fine. 563 00:33:50,743 --> 00:33:52,222 Come, Pavarotti. 564 00:33:52,273 --> 00:33:53,563 Up front with me. 565 00:33:54,750 --> 00:33:57,690 Left, right, left, right, go, go, go, go! 566 00:33:59,236 --> 00:34:00,355 Platoon! 567 00:34:00,950 --> 00:34:02,416 Attention! 568 00:34:09,256 --> 00:34:10,863 You men proud of yourselves? 569 00:34:16,830 --> 00:34:19,223 Why did we put you through months of hell? 570 00:34:22,357 --> 00:34:23,476 Johan? 571 00:34:24,140 --> 00:34:26,076 Because the end justifies the means, reverend. 572 00:34:26,396 --> 00:34:27,596 Precisely. 573 00:34:28,722 --> 00:34:30,529 And to what end? 574 00:34:33,150 --> 00:34:34,469 Come on, boys! 575 00:34:34,510 --> 00:34:36,063 You want to get fucked up? 576 00:34:36,630 --> 00:34:37,923 Sorry, reverend. 577 00:34:38,210 --> 00:34:40,416 What did you achieve for the first time today? 578 00:34:42,003 --> 00:34:44,356 To finish the 2,4 km together, corporal. 579 00:34:44,670 --> 00:34:46,036 Yes, my fat friend! 580 00:34:46,380 --> 00:34:49,190 Because in times of war, it's never just every-man-for-himself. 581 00:34:49,569 --> 00:34:51,156 It's always about the team. 582 00:34:55,782 --> 00:34:57,490 A choir is like a battalion; 583 00:34:59,223 --> 00:35:02,429 A group of orchestrated individuals with a common goal. 584 00:35:04,376 --> 00:35:06,590 Without that goal there is dissonance. 585 00:35:07,823 --> 00:35:09,069 Together, 586 00:35:09,110 --> 00:35:10,370 there is harmony. 587 00:35:12,076 --> 00:35:13,783 Because Unity is Strength. 588 00:35:14,849 --> 00:35:16,789 Did you get that? Unity... 589 00:35:16,830 --> 00:35:18,489 Is Strength, corporal! 590 00:35:22,610 --> 00:35:23,803 Dismiss them. 591 00:35:26,190 --> 00:35:27,389 Alright. 592 00:35:27,469 --> 00:35:29,429 Enjoy the weekend pass, you wankers! 593 00:35:30,180 --> 00:35:31,376 Platoon! 594 00:35:31,536 --> 00:35:32,815 Dis-missed! 595 00:35:32,870 --> 00:35:35,443 One, two, three, one, two, three, 596 00:35:35,494 --> 00:35:37,210 One, two, three! 597 00:35:42,523 --> 00:35:45,056 Jeez, guys, what are the chances of that? 598 00:35:46,190 --> 00:35:47,376 Nice one, Johannes. 599 00:35:48,590 --> 00:35:51,269 - What? I didn't do anything... - You saved us from getting fucked up... 600 00:35:51,310 --> 00:35:53,789 Boys, let's give a hand to the Pride of Villiersdorp. 601 00:35:53,830 --> 00:35:55,309 Take five! 602 00:35:57,137 --> 00:35:59,863 I learned to iron quite well. Corporal! 603 00:36:01,823 --> 00:36:05,130 "All, the fields are friendly..." 604 00:36:06,576 --> 00:36:09,015 - The "Pride of Villiersdorp". - Oh, no. 605 00:36:10,329 --> 00:36:12,083 This isn't gonna become a thing. 606 00:36:13,743 --> 00:36:15,663 Listen, what are you doing for your weekend pass? 607 00:36:16,016 --> 00:36:18,036 I haven't really thought about it, why? 608 00:36:18,087 --> 00:36:20,530 Me, Daan and Ludolf are going to Limelight on Friday night. 609 00:36:20,910 --> 00:36:23,170 - What's that? - An awesome club in Lynnwood. 610 00:36:23,810 --> 00:36:25,049 Club? Cool. 611 00:36:25,110 --> 00:36:27,136 You should come, if you're not busy... 612 00:36:27,350 --> 00:36:28,469 No, no... 613 00:36:29,016 --> 00:36:30,496 Oh, so you don't have to... 614 00:36:30,547 --> 00:36:34,266 - shear sheep, milk cows, sow something... - Busy with those things? 615 00:36:34,317 --> 00:36:36,637 No, the lambs' "wool" have to wait for long leave... 616 00:36:36,688 --> 00:36:38,061 What did you just say? 617 00:36:38,430 --> 00:36:41,029 - Nothing, I said "will wait". - Did you just say "wool wait"? 618 00:36:41,070 --> 00:36:44,030 - Jeez, that's lame. - Fine, it's a four out of ten. 619 00:36:44,630 --> 00:36:46,690 - Okay, so you coming on Friday? - Yes, yes. 620 00:36:46,741 --> 00:36:47,791 Okay, cool. 621 00:37:16,223 --> 00:37:18,429 Johan! Johan Niemand! 622 00:37:18,590 --> 00:37:20,589 I'm so glad you came! 623 00:37:21,389 --> 00:37:24,309 What are you wearing? That's cute. Come dance with us. 624 00:37:24,350 --> 00:37:25,709 - Hey, Johan. - Hey. 625 00:37:25,750 --> 00:37:27,149 - What are you having? - What? 626 00:37:27,190 --> 00:37:29,096 - Can I get you a beer? - Yes, thanks. 627 00:37:31,358 --> 00:37:32,519 Oh, yes! 628 00:37:33,877 --> 00:37:35,057 This is my song! 629 00:37:36,050 --> 00:37:37,589 Come on, come on! Let's go dance! 630 00:37:37,630 --> 00:37:39,589 - No, no, no. - It's Lesley Rae Dowling! 631 00:37:39,630 --> 00:37:41,076 - Come on! - Come on, Johan! 632 00:37:45,133 --> 00:37:46,183 ♪ Help 633 00:37:48,036 --> 00:37:50,038 ♪ Won't somebody help me 634 00:37:49,703 --> 00:37:52,016 - You're being embarrassing. - We know. 635 00:37:52,299 --> 00:37:53,979 ♪ Cause I'm crossing the bridge ♪ 636 00:37:54,004 --> 00:37:57,352 ♪ and I can't see the other side ♪ 637 00:37:54,216 --> 00:37:55,783 Everyone's looking at you. 638 00:38:00,353 --> 00:38:01,665 ♪ Show me 639 00:38:03,258 --> 00:38:05,433 ♪ Won't somebody show me 640 00:38:07,563 --> 00:38:10,130 ♪ Cause I'm reaching the crossroads ♪ 641 00:38:10,450 --> 00:38:14,410 ♪ And I can't decide 642 00:38:14,893 --> 00:38:19,313 ♪ Cause I'm a prisoner in the grips of emotion yeah ♪ 643 00:38:19,767 --> 00:38:23,126 ♪ A helpless lady in the hands of love ♪ 644 00:38:23,466 --> 00:38:26,975 ♪ There must be somewhere I could find a solution ♪ 645 00:38:27,573 --> 00:38:31,059 ♪ Won't somebody help me it's getting too much ♪ 646 00:38:59,452 --> 00:39:01,109 ♪ getting too much 647 00:39:22,268 --> 00:39:23,318 ♪ getting too much 648 00:39:24,198 --> 00:39:25,248 ♪ Losing 649 00:39:26,728 --> 00:39:29,041 ♪ I can feel I'm losing 650 00:39:31,750 --> 00:39:36,755 ♪ losing control of the way I am ♪ 651 00:39:40,476 --> 00:39:42,229 - Where are you going? - To pee. 652 00:39:42,303 --> 00:39:43,353 Okay. 653 00:39:56,869 --> 00:39:57,988 Sorry. 654 00:40:15,123 --> 00:40:16,650 - Hey. - You okay? 655 00:40:17,110 --> 00:40:19,709 It's just very stuffy in there, but it's nice. 656 00:40:19,803 --> 00:40:20,922 It's awesome. 657 00:40:22,123 --> 00:40:23,402 Why are you laughing at me? 658 00:40:23,470 --> 00:40:24,429 Is it... 659 00:40:24,470 --> 00:40:26,610 - Is it your first time in a club? - No! 660 00:40:27,022 --> 00:40:28,450 It is, isn't it? 661 00:40:30,049 --> 00:40:31,459 Okay, yes it is, okay? 662 00:40:31,510 --> 00:40:33,789 - Shame, farm boy. - I'm from Villiersdorp... 663 00:40:33,830 --> 00:40:36,189 You specially wore your grandma's pearls for the occasion? 664 00:40:36,230 --> 00:40:37,109 I hate you. 665 00:40:37,150 --> 00:40:38,546 - No, no. - I'm going. 666 00:40:38,597 --> 00:40:40,436 Let's go back to the dancefloor... 667 00:40:40,590 --> 00:40:42,269 Guys, guys, don't look now... 668 00:40:42,350 --> 00:40:44,926 But I think Daan is on his third hookup of the evening. 669 00:40:45,803 --> 00:40:47,690 Nice one, Daan! 670 00:40:49,110 --> 00:40:51,189 - Out the way, faggots. - That's unnecessary. 671 00:40:51,230 --> 00:40:52,310 What did you say? 672 00:40:52,550 --> 00:40:53,789 Nothing. 673 00:40:54,430 --> 00:40:55,770 Fucking faggots. 674 00:40:56,496 --> 00:40:57,546 What? 675 00:40:58,189 --> 00:41:00,956 - What did you call them? - I called your friends faggots. 676 00:41:01,070 --> 00:41:03,189 - Come and say it to my face. - They're faggots. 677 00:41:03,230 --> 00:41:06,109 I'll fucking bash your brains in. Hear me! 678 00:41:06,150 --> 00:41:08,029 - Daan, leave it. - Leave him. 679 00:41:08,070 --> 00:41:09,686 Me and you! Let's go! Come on! 680 00:41:09,906 --> 00:41:12,300 Cunt cries king, but arsehole's got more grip! 681 00:41:12,351 --> 00:41:13,699 Come say it to my face! 682 00:41:13,750 --> 00:41:15,709 - Say it to my face! - Ludolf! Leave it. 683 00:41:15,750 --> 00:41:17,509 - You savage shit! - Leave it! 684 00:41:17,550 --> 00:41:18,749 You clutch-plate! 685 00:41:18,790 --> 00:41:19,903 - Just leave it. - Ludolf! 686 00:41:20,602 --> 00:41:22,161 Hairy-back shit! 687 00:41:25,670 --> 00:41:27,356 You lowlife! 688 00:41:29,270 --> 00:41:31,336 - Scumbag! - Ludolf. 689 00:41:31,476 --> 00:41:32,539 Jeez! 690 00:41:32,590 --> 00:41:33,949 Arsehole! 691 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:43,899 - Johan Niemand. - Yes? 692 00:41:43,950 --> 00:41:46,036 - You're a heathen. - Why am I a heathen? 693 00:41:47,963 --> 00:41:50,682 Your secular repertory needs some serious attention... 694 00:41:50,752 --> 00:41:53,509 Where's the Beethoven? Where's the Bach? Where's the Berlioz! 695 00:41:53,550 --> 00:41:55,469 - What's this, Ludolf? - It's not mine... 696 00:41:55,510 --> 00:41:57,845 - Don't touch it, reverend... - Your hands will fall off... 697 00:41:57,896 --> 00:41:59,426 So it's not church music? 698 00:41:59,477 --> 00:42:01,646 - It's faggot stuff... - Unholy faggot stuff... 699 00:42:01,697 --> 00:42:03,979 You know Karma Chameleon's lyrics better than I do. 700 00:42:04,030 --> 00:42:06,259 You want his hands to fall off so you can conduct... 701 00:42:06,310 --> 00:42:09,149 - We're trying to protect you. - My hands will be fine, thank you. 702 00:42:09,190 --> 00:42:12,464 Seeing as the two of you are so helpful today, you get to drive with Reverend Koch... 703 00:42:12,514 --> 00:42:14,100 - Reverend, we just... - Come on. 704 00:42:14,309 --> 00:42:16,974 Look at the guy, they should call him "Girl George" instead. 705 00:42:17,836 --> 00:42:19,995 - Soggy chips. - Enjoy it, Tiaan. 706 00:42:20,046 --> 00:42:23,936 Reverend, for the record, it's not mine. It belongs to Johan Niemand. 707 00:42:26,876 --> 00:42:28,149 Here you go, Johan. 708 00:42:28,409 --> 00:42:30,749 You've got quite a collection for a farm boy? 709 00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:32,536 Yes, and I've "herd" them all. 710 00:42:33,249 --> 00:42:35,008 Jeez, that's lame. 711 00:42:38,143 --> 00:42:40,329 For four years every Saturday... 712 00:42:41,377 --> 00:42:42,427 What? 713 00:42:42,478 --> 00:42:43,780 - Never mind, you're gonna laugh... - I won't... 714 00:42:43,830 --> 00:42:46,156 - I know you, you will... - I promise I won't. 715 00:42:46,642 --> 00:42:48,816 - God will strike you down if you laugh... - Okay. 716 00:42:49,356 --> 00:42:50,439 Okay. 717 00:42:50,490 --> 00:42:54,736 For four years every Saturday... I packed groceries to buy my albums. 718 00:42:55,996 --> 00:42:58,350 You're going to hell. Going straight to hell. 719 00:42:59,063 --> 00:43:01,463 Don't laugh, I did it for survival... 720 00:43:01,663 --> 00:43:03,636 Villiersdorp wasn't always a bed of roses? 721 00:43:03,687 --> 00:43:04,737 No. 722 00:43:05,903 --> 00:43:07,223 Neither was Sasolburg. 723 00:43:08,723 --> 00:43:10,203 Were you bullied at school? 724 00:43:11,509 --> 00:43:12,748 Me too. 725 00:43:14,003 --> 00:43:18,162 Kids used to ride their bikes past my house and ring their bike bells repeatedly. 726 00:43:18,213 --> 00:43:19,430 Why? 727 00:43:19,590 --> 00:43:21,869 Cause they knew I was there, and they thought I was weird. 728 00:43:21,910 --> 00:43:23,410 What did your mom say? 729 00:43:24,323 --> 00:43:27,903 Betsie Niemand's answer for everything: "My child, you be the least of these". 730 00:43:28,170 --> 00:43:29,329 And? Were you? 731 00:43:29,683 --> 00:43:31,530 I just wanted to make the bells stop ringing... 732 00:43:32,417 --> 00:43:35,736 So for an entire autumn, I sold acorns to the farmers for pigswill, 733 00:43:35,997 --> 00:43:38,103 and that paid for my Sony headphones. 734 00:43:38,710 --> 00:43:42,043 With the headphones on, the bike bells didn't matter - the music did. 735 00:43:45,637 --> 00:43:47,083 I'm probably just weird. 736 00:43:47,503 --> 00:43:48,770 A little. 737 00:43:49,289 --> 00:43:51,648 I hate you. I'm never telling you anything again. 738 00:43:51,699 --> 00:43:53,029 The world needs a couple of weirdos. 739 00:43:53,070 --> 00:43:55,063 - You're also a weirdo? - I am. 740 00:43:55,114 --> 00:43:58,033 Do you know how many times Springbok Radio's Top 20 saved my life? 741 00:43:59,084 --> 00:44:02,472 "Keep your feet on the ground and reach for the stars!" 742 00:44:02,523 --> 00:44:04,522 Guys, I'm trying to read my Bible. 743 00:44:04,656 --> 00:44:05,706 Sorry. 744 00:44:07,043 --> 00:44:08,703 I'm going to put my headphones back on. 745 00:44:08,856 --> 00:44:10,175 What are you listening to? 746 00:44:10,703 --> 00:44:12,343 Bike bells. My favourite. 747 00:44:13,350 --> 00:44:14,943 Check you in Deneysville. 748 00:44:15,370 --> 00:44:17,396 Right guys, here we go. 749 00:44:58,896 --> 00:45:00,803 Guys, the place is packed. 750 00:45:00,996 --> 00:45:02,595 Get it right for a change. 751 00:45:02,646 --> 00:45:05,445 Good evening, ladies and gentleman... 752 00:45:05,550 --> 00:45:07,817 Welcome to the first performance of the South African 753 00:45:07,867 --> 00:45:10,133 Defense Force Church Choir and Concert group of 1985. 754 00:45:10,184 --> 00:45:12,393 If you sing offkey, don't do it in my ears. 755 00:45:16,230 --> 00:45:18,100 Sit back... relax... 756 00:45:18,150 --> 00:45:20,389 and enjoy the evening's program with us. 757 00:45:20,750 --> 00:45:23,989 The young men behind this curtain hail from all over South Africa 758 00:45:24,030 --> 00:45:27,829 and represent the best talent this country has to offer. 759 00:45:27,870 --> 00:45:31,010 Under the capable guidance of Reverend Engelbrecht. 760 00:45:31,496 --> 00:45:32,629 Thank you. 761 00:45:32,670 --> 00:45:34,550 And smile, okay? Smile. 762 00:46:14,590 --> 00:46:19,069 When the Jacaranda blossoms in Pretoria, 763 00:46:19,750 --> 00:46:23,669 turn the winter into spring. 764 00:46:24,110 --> 00:46:28,429 In my heart, I fall for summer's charms. 765 00:46:28,470 --> 00:46:33,429 But still I miss my man-at-arms. 766 00:46:33,470 --> 00:46:35,549 Dearest draftee, 767 00:46:35,590 --> 00:46:38,069 when will you come home to me? 768 00:46:38,510 --> 00:46:42,829 From afar, you hear my voice call you. 769 00:46:42,870 --> 00:46:45,669 March through fields for liberation. 770 00:46:45,710 --> 00:46:48,109 And do your duty to our nation. 771 00:46:48,150 --> 00:46:49,909 But come back to me, 772 00:46:49,950 --> 00:46:52,389 my dear draftee. 773 00:46:53,150 --> 00:46:57,509 When the clouds cleave the moon in two, 774 00:46:57,550 --> 00:47:02,389 I am forever missing you. 775 00:47:02,430 --> 00:47:06,989 Thousands of stars hang on the firmament. 776 00:47:07,030 --> 00:47:11,309 Come back to me and make it permanent. 777 00:47:11,990 --> 00:47:13,749 Dearest draftee, 778 00:47:13,790 --> 00:47:16,829 when will you come home to me? 779 00:47:16,870 --> 00:47:21,269 From afar, you hear my voice call you. 780 00:47:21,310 --> 00:47:23,549 March through dunes and sand. 781 00:47:23,590 --> 00:47:25,869 And do your duty to our land. 782 00:47:25,910 --> 00:47:27,589 South Africa! 783 00:47:27,630 --> 00:47:29,669 But come back to me, 784 00:47:29,710 --> 00:47:32,349 my dear draftee. 785 00:47:39,910 --> 00:47:42,389 - Where are you from? - Villiersdorp, sir. 786 00:47:42,896 --> 00:47:45,219 - And the two of you are from the Free State? - Yes, sir. 787 00:47:45,270 --> 00:47:47,229 - And you? - Groblersdal, sir. 788 00:47:47,270 --> 00:47:49,770 - Go fetch your photos... - Yes, ma'am. 789 00:47:52,750 --> 00:47:53,869 So... 790 00:47:53,910 --> 00:47:55,069 Rudolf... 791 00:47:56,689 --> 00:47:59,270 - Yes, sir? - You play in the front row? 792 00:48:01,716 --> 00:48:04,190 I stand in the front row... 793 00:48:04,599 --> 00:48:06,030 I see... 794 00:48:06,230 --> 00:48:10,646 Obviously you don't get time for sports with all the traveling... 795 00:48:10,697 --> 00:48:14,256 No, sir, we don't have time for rugby with all the singing. 796 00:48:14,307 --> 00:48:15,800 Rugby? No... 797 00:48:16,180 --> 00:48:18,299 - But we miss it, don't we? - So much! 798 00:48:18,350 --> 00:48:20,583 Sir should see Rudolf with a rugby ball. 799 00:48:20,634 --> 00:48:23,553 Not just a singer, but a rugby player as well? 800 00:48:23,604 --> 00:48:26,403 - Apparently... - Very talented, ma'am. 801 00:48:26,990 --> 00:48:30,376 Maybe the Springboks should rather start singing. 802 00:48:30,750 --> 00:48:33,545 Because with all the boycotts they're going nowhere. 803 00:48:33,595 --> 00:48:36,389 Come on old man, leave the politics and the rugby. 804 00:48:36,430 --> 00:48:38,663 It's a bit late in the evening for that... 805 00:48:39,014 --> 00:48:40,299 But it's true. 806 00:48:40,597 --> 00:48:42,923 What was right before isn't right anymore. 807 00:48:42,974 --> 00:48:44,074 Yes, I know. 808 00:48:44,450 --> 00:48:45,779 But don't go upsetting yourself. 809 00:48:45,830 --> 00:48:48,149 Let's rather talk about tonight's concert. 810 00:48:48,250 --> 00:48:50,789 - You were fantastic! - Thanks, ma'am. 811 00:48:50,830 --> 00:48:53,549 Everyone said you're a choir straight out of heaven. 812 00:48:53,590 --> 00:48:55,199 A choir of angels. 813 00:48:55,750 --> 00:48:57,349 You are all angels. 814 00:48:57,400 --> 00:48:59,166 I had to buy three records. 815 00:48:59,697 --> 00:49:00,939 Bought three? 816 00:49:00,990 --> 00:49:02,683 You're not bad at all. 817 00:49:02,734 --> 00:49:04,774 - Better than the previous year... - Thank you, sir. 818 00:49:04,830 --> 00:49:07,176 I want you to sign all three. 819 00:49:07,396 --> 00:49:10,876 Ma'am, unfortunately we don't sing on those records, it's last year's group. 820 00:49:10,927 --> 00:49:13,566 That doesn't matter, they also stayed here. 821 00:49:13,662 --> 00:49:16,741 We take a group each year. Initially two, now four. 822 00:49:16,830 --> 00:49:18,869 - Look at his lovely photos. - Next year six. 823 00:49:18,910 --> 00:49:22,589 Look at this, sir, here's my mother and father doing "Aanstap Rooies". 824 00:49:22,630 --> 00:49:24,109 Why is she wearing a bonnet? 825 00:49:24,150 --> 00:49:25,389 It's folk dancing, sir. 826 00:49:25,929 --> 00:49:28,190 - Does that still exist? - Yes, sir. 827 00:49:28,743 --> 00:49:31,816 Ma'am, thanks again for the tea and milk tart. 828 00:49:31,867 --> 00:49:35,806 My dear, you're more than welcome. There will always be a bed under our roof. 829 00:49:35,983 --> 00:49:38,142 Speaking of which, I'm going to mine. 830 00:49:38,296 --> 00:49:40,796 - You must be exhausted. - It was a long day. 831 00:49:40,990 --> 00:49:43,636 - The room all right? - Ma'am, it's perfect. 832 00:49:43,687 --> 00:49:45,438 - Not too cramped? - Not at all. 833 00:49:45,489 --> 00:49:46,488 No ma'am, thanks. 834 00:49:46,550 --> 00:49:48,469 - Don't be cold. - Thanks, ma'am. 835 00:49:48,510 --> 00:49:51,349 - We've got extra blankets in the cupboard. - Thanks for everything. 836 00:49:51,950 --> 00:49:54,986 - Good night, my boy. - Sir, this is me and my cousin 837 00:49:55,037 --> 00:49:56,766 doing "More oompie, more tannie." 838 00:49:57,756 --> 00:49:59,059 Look at that... 839 00:49:59,110 --> 00:50:01,229 See how bad my eczema was in this picture. 840 00:50:01,270 --> 00:50:03,659 Ma'am, I'm also off to bed. 841 00:50:03,710 --> 00:50:05,429 Tired as well, my darling. 842 00:50:05,470 --> 00:50:06,909 Sleep well. 843 00:50:06,950 --> 00:50:08,663 Ma'am, let me take this... 844 00:50:08,830 --> 00:50:10,789 - to the kitchen. - No, my darling, leave it. 845 00:50:10,830 --> 00:50:12,349 - Are you sure? - Thank you very much. 846 00:50:13,317 --> 00:50:15,716 - Night, sir. Sleep well. - Night, son. 847 00:50:15,767 --> 00:50:17,086 Sleep well, Rudolf. 848 00:50:17,137 --> 00:50:18,856 Sleep well, Johan Niemand. 849 00:50:19,763 --> 00:50:21,956 Ma'am, I insist on taking this. 850 00:50:22,510 --> 00:50:23,669 Rudolf... 851 00:50:23,730 --> 00:50:25,796 Something tells me you're still hungry? 852 00:50:26,476 --> 00:50:28,035 Now that you mention it... 853 00:50:28,823 --> 00:50:31,503 Come, I'll make you a sandwich, 854 00:50:31,757 --> 00:50:35,010 and you tell me how your singing started... 855 00:50:35,430 --> 00:50:37,656 Ma'am, you know, it all started with Mimi... 856 00:50:37,810 --> 00:50:39,543 When I was three years old, 857 00:50:39,594 --> 00:50:41,436 mother bought me one of her records... 858 00:50:51,750 --> 00:50:53,683 - Poor Ludolf. - Why? 859 00:50:54,256 --> 00:50:56,196 Imagine you have to share a room... 860 00:50:56,897 --> 00:50:58,296 with the Lobster. 861 00:51:00,203 --> 00:51:03,842 You missed it, but after you left, he started talking about his eczema. 862 00:51:03,950 --> 00:51:05,223 No. 863 00:51:05,470 --> 00:51:07,429 He showed the old man a picture and said: 864 00:51:07,470 --> 00:51:10,646 "Look how bad my eczema was in this picture". 865 00:51:11,096 --> 00:51:12,400 It's so gross. 866 00:51:12,729 --> 00:51:14,913 Listen, but... who are you supposed to be? 867 00:51:17,190 --> 00:51:18,869 Johan Niemand. Hi, have me met? 868 00:51:18,910 --> 00:51:21,876 No, man. I didn't know you were fluent in "ma'am". 869 00:51:22,030 --> 00:51:23,549 What are you... What's "Ma'am"? 870 00:51:23,590 --> 00:51:24,789 Yes m'am, no ma'am, 871 00:51:24,830 --> 00:51:26,909 - thanks for the tea, ma'am. - Is that "ma'am"? 872 00:51:26,950 --> 00:51:29,239 In Villiersdorp, we call that good manners. 873 00:51:29,542 --> 00:51:31,659 Why would you need manners on a farm? 874 00:51:31,863 --> 00:51:34,420 How many times do I have to tell you Villiersdorp's not a farm... 875 00:51:34,470 --> 00:51:36,509 - Did you just shove me? - No, I'm sorry. 876 00:51:36,550 --> 00:51:39,963 I apologize. Don't! I'm ticklish! Please, please, I'm ticklish. 877 00:51:40,073 --> 00:51:43,490 No, stop, stop, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 878 00:51:43,750 --> 00:51:45,869 At least I can shear sheep and milk cows. 879 00:51:45,910 --> 00:51:48,109 - That was the last time! - What else? 880 00:51:48,150 --> 00:51:50,590 - You want to know what else? - Yes, what else, farm boy? 881 00:51:50,790 --> 00:51:53,589 I can... I can slaughter chickens, class wool... 882 00:51:53,630 --> 00:51:55,869 - Harvest wheat, make jerky... - Beef jerky? 883 00:51:55,910 --> 00:51:57,949 - Expert at dung spitting. - Not better than I can. 884 00:51:57,990 --> 00:52:00,669 You challenging me? The farm boy? At dung spitting? 885 00:52:00,710 --> 00:52:01,993 Yes, I am. 886 00:52:02,260 --> 00:52:04,779 No, no, okay! Okay, okay, no, no, wait... 887 00:52:04,830 --> 00:52:07,749 You can spit better than me. I give up. You win, you win! 888 00:52:07,790 --> 00:52:09,883 - I swear if you spit on me... - Okay. 889 00:52:10,716 --> 00:52:12,075 Okay fine, I dare you. 890 00:52:12,382 --> 00:52:13,538 - Really? - Do it. 891 00:52:13,589 --> 00:52:14,659 I will... 892 00:52:14,710 --> 00:52:15,809 - Do it. - Okay. 893 00:52:19,470 --> 00:52:21,549 - Wolfgang, you just spat in my mouth. - Sorry. 894 00:52:21,590 --> 00:52:23,390 You just spat inside my mouth. 895 00:52:23,441 --> 00:52:25,781 - It went down my throat. - I'm really sorry it's... 896 00:52:26,416 --> 00:52:28,916 - I'm going to die, going to die. - No, no, shush... 897 00:52:29,060 --> 00:52:30,626 Phone an ambulance, call the old lady. Ma'am! 898 00:52:30,676 --> 00:52:32,356 Shut up, she'll hear you! 899 00:52:32,776 --> 00:52:34,570 - I'm sorry. - I'm dying. 900 00:52:35,503 --> 00:52:37,870 It's the grossest thing that's ever happened to me. 901 00:52:39,603 --> 00:52:41,210 If you don't want it... 902 00:52:41,677 --> 00:52:42,943 Give it back. 903 00:52:45,190 --> 00:52:46,469 Come and get it. 904 00:53:05,563 --> 00:53:06,613 Come in. 905 00:53:09,156 --> 00:53:11,076 How do you like your eggs? 906 00:53:12,496 --> 00:53:14,736 - Excuse me, ma'am? - Breakfast tomorrow morning. 907 00:53:14,790 --> 00:53:16,470 No, please, ma'am, don't go to any trouble. 908 00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:19,229 Of course not! There's no trouble with bacon and eggs... 909 00:53:19,270 --> 00:53:22,113 - How about scrambled? - Sounds great, ma'am. 910 00:53:22,164 --> 00:53:24,206 Have a great night's rest. 911 00:53:24,257 --> 00:53:25,719 - Thanks, ma'am. - Night. 912 00:53:50,716 --> 00:53:52,743 "Think not I came to send peace on earth... 913 00:53:53,603 --> 00:53:54,829 but the sword." 914 00:53:55,270 --> 00:53:57,676 Matthew 10:34. 915 00:54:00,263 --> 00:54:03,410 After God expelled sinful man from paradise, 916 00:54:04,156 --> 00:54:06,643 He could've destroyed everything He'd created. 917 00:54:07,736 --> 00:54:08,949 But He didn't. 918 00:54:09,863 --> 00:54:11,110 What did God do? 919 00:54:11,530 --> 00:54:13,696 What does God do in His eternal wisdom? 920 00:54:14,696 --> 00:54:16,130 He declares war. 921 00:54:17,197 --> 00:54:20,329 He declares war between Himself and the devil 922 00:54:20,710 --> 00:54:23,203 between light and darkness, 923 00:54:23,630 --> 00:54:25,816 between us and them. 924 00:54:27,230 --> 00:54:29,210 But brothers and sisters, fear not. 925 00:54:30,070 --> 00:54:32,796 We have been guaranteed of victory. 926 00:54:33,389 --> 00:54:37,183 It is in Jesus Christ that we shall be victorious. 927 00:54:38,030 --> 00:54:39,536 But we have to fight the fight. 928 00:54:40,143 --> 00:54:42,630 Battle this war to the very end. 929 00:54:43,090 --> 00:54:44,863 Because the closer we come to the end, 930 00:54:44,914 --> 00:54:47,673 the fiercer the onslaught of Satan shall become. 931 00:54:47,724 --> 00:54:50,290 And, brothers and sisters, let me assure you... 932 00:54:51,183 --> 00:54:52,766 the onslaught is severe. 933 00:54:53,516 --> 00:54:55,326 The onslaught is out there. 934 00:54:55,660 --> 00:54:57,040 It's in our homes. 935 00:54:57,257 --> 00:54:58,616 In our streets. 936 00:54:58,710 --> 00:55:00,343 In this very building. 937 00:55:01,316 --> 00:55:02,550 Amongst us. 938 00:55:04,790 --> 00:55:06,630 Now is not the time for peace. 939 00:55:07,550 --> 00:55:09,856 Now is the time for us Christians 940 00:55:09,907 --> 00:55:11,483 to take up the sword, 941 00:55:11,723 --> 00:55:14,390 in order to defeat the power of darkness. 942 00:55:16,283 --> 00:55:17,442 Amen. 943 00:55:17,810 --> 00:55:19,083 I gotta go pee. 944 00:55:19,363 --> 00:55:20,802 - Hold it in. - I can't. 945 00:55:20,870 --> 00:55:21,920 Excuse me... 946 00:55:29,030 --> 00:55:35,109 Though like the wanderer, 947 00:55:35,150 --> 00:55:40,429 the sun gone down, 948 00:55:41,910 --> 00:55:46,909 darkness be over me, 949 00:55:46,950 --> 00:55:53,749 my rest a stone. 950 00:55:55,110 --> 00:56:01,029 Nearer, my God, to thee. 951 00:56:01,070 --> 00:56:07,389 Nearer to thee. 952 00:56:07,990 --> 00:56:14,429 E'en though it be a cross, 953 00:56:14,470 --> 00:56:19,869 that raiseth me. 954 00:56:19,910 --> 00:56:26,469 Still all my song shall be 955 00:56:26,510 --> 00:56:34,949 nearer, my God, to thee. 956 00:56:36,870 --> 00:56:42,989 Nearer, my God, to thee. 957 00:56:43,030 --> 00:56:45,589 Even nearer. 958 00:56:45,950 --> 00:56:48,589 Even nearer. 959 00:56:48,950 --> 00:56:53,189 To God! 960 00:56:53,750 --> 00:56:57,549 To God! 961 00:56:57,870 --> 00:57:03,189 Angels to beckon me! 962 00:57:03,230 --> 00:57:10,989 Nearer, my God, to thee. 963 00:57:13,910 --> 00:57:23,229 Nearer, my... 964 00:57:23,630 --> 00:57:26,669 Nearer, my... 965 00:57:26,710 --> 00:57:29,989 God... 966 00:57:30,030 --> 00:57:32,869 To... 967 00:57:33,750 --> 00:57:37,989 Thee... 968 00:57:40,503 --> 00:57:42,223 I'm crazy about this song. 969 00:57:43,110 --> 00:57:44,349 Move over. 970 00:57:49,110 --> 00:57:50,436 That's rock hard. 971 00:57:50,850 --> 00:57:53,736 - You're a rugby player? - He played Cravenweek. 972 00:57:53,990 --> 00:57:56,469 - Ma'am, that was long ago. - Cut the "ma'am" bullshit. 973 00:57:56,510 --> 00:57:59,236 My name's Arlene. All of you. Arlene. 974 00:58:00,063 --> 00:58:01,196 Arlene. 975 00:58:03,230 --> 00:58:04,349 So... 976 00:58:05,396 --> 00:58:06,923 What do Canaries do... 977 00:58:07,963 --> 00:58:10,643 when you open their cage doors? Do they fly away? 978 00:58:10,990 --> 00:58:13,863 Yes, we fly. But we can't discuss it. 979 00:58:16,083 --> 00:58:17,923 Classified information. 980 00:58:19,310 --> 00:58:22,843 But before night falls you'll all be singing like canaries. 981 00:58:24,263 --> 00:58:25,870 No secrets allowed. 982 00:58:32,523 --> 00:58:34,216 I'm mad about this song. 983 00:58:34,790 --> 00:58:36,056 Who can dance? 984 00:58:36,303 --> 00:58:37,822 - I can, ma'am. - Me too. 985 00:58:37,910 --> 00:58:39,549 Come on! You! You, you, you! 986 00:58:40,170 --> 00:58:43,003 He's Villiersdorp's rug cutting champion. 987 00:58:43,054 --> 00:58:44,670 - Shut up, Daan. - Is that true? 988 00:58:44,789 --> 00:58:46,610 Don't be shy, come on.. 989 00:58:47,529 --> 00:58:49,423 Come and cut my rug. 990 00:58:54,049 --> 00:58:56,436 Come... All of you, come, come, come. 991 00:58:57,070 --> 00:58:59,536 Canaries don't belong in cages. Come on. 992 00:59:01,296 --> 00:59:02,509 All right then. 993 00:59:03,990 --> 00:59:05,283 Mr Glasses... 994 00:59:10,190 --> 00:59:12,223 - Good evening, sir. - Evening, sir. 995 00:59:12,496 --> 00:59:14,256 Go on, don't stop. 996 00:59:14,470 --> 00:59:17,636 Gerhard's too glad if someone dances with me. He's not big on dancing. 997 00:59:18,350 --> 00:59:19,778 You being naughty again? 998 00:59:19,829 --> 00:59:21,376 I'm being very naughty. 999 00:59:22,329 --> 00:59:23,568 Where's my kiss? 1000 00:59:23,619 --> 00:59:25,058 Not in front of the kids. 1001 00:59:25,109 --> 00:59:26,828 This "ma'am" wants a kiss. 1002 00:59:29,463 --> 00:59:30,942 I'm thirsty, darling. 1003 00:59:30,993 --> 00:59:32,232 What are we celebrating? 1004 00:59:33,430 --> 00:59:34,480 Little birdies... 1005 00:59:35,103 --> 00:59:36,429 and whispered secrets. 1006 00:59:36,470 --> 00:59:38,910 These birdies look a bit light in the loafers... 1007 00:59:39,350 --> 00:59:41,829 Shame on you, Gerhard. Bring the glasses. 1008 00:59:41,870 --> 00:59:43,913 You have to taste this! 1009 00:59:44,270 --> 00:59:46,416 There you go. Glasses for everyone. 1010 00:59:46,467 --> 00:59:47,666 Thank you, sir. 1011 00:59:48,443 --> 00:59:51,099 Sir, ma'am, we're actually not allowed to drink. 1012 00:59:51,276 --> 00:59:52,949 - Nonsense. - Why not? 1013 00:59:52,990 --> 00:59:56,076 - If Reverend Koch should see us now... - That reverend of yours... 1014 00:59:56,433 --> 00:59:58,622 He should read his Bible. 1015 00:59:59,049 --> 01:00:01,543 Even Jesus turned water into wine. 1016 01:00:01,756 --> 01:00:03,096 Here's to the... 1017 01:00:03,476 --> 01:00:05,150 bride at Cana. 1018 01:00:06,697 --> 01:00:08,690 May all water be turned into wine! 1019 01:00:14,916 --> 01:00:16,210 Who feels like swimming? 1020 01:00:17,116 --> 01:00:18,945 Ma'am, we didn't pack our trunks. 1021 01:00:18,996 --> 01:00:21,355 Stop the "ma'am" shit. Swim in your undies. 1022 01:00:21,406 --> 01:00:23,629 Let me show you! I'll get you some towels as well... 1023 01:00:24,076 --> 01:00:25,396 All right then, ma'am. 1024 01:00:30,870 --> 01:00:32,996 Do you mind if I look at your record collection? 1025 01:00:33,047 --> 01:00:34,097 Not at all. 1026 01:00:40,357 --> 01:00:41,516 Do you like music? 1027 01:00:41,950 --> 01:00:43,109 Very much, sir. 1028 01:00:43,556 --> 01:00:45,515 Then you should record an album one day. 1029 01:00:47,063 --> 01:00:48,382 We'll see. 1030 01:00:49,490 --> 01:00:51,843 What are you going to study? Music? 1031 01:00:52,350 --> 01:00:54,376 If it's up to my father, I'll become a doctor. 1032 01:00:54,427 --> 01:00:56,490 If it's up to my mother, I'll become a teacher. 1033 01:00:57,750 --> 01:00:59,170 And if it were up to you? 1034 01:01:00,390 --> 01:01:01,790 Fashion designer. 1035 01:01:02,190 --> 01:01:03,710 Don't tell Arlene. 1036 01:01:04,417 --> 01:01:06,363 Don't tell Arlene what? 1037 01:01:07,210 --> 01:01:09,650 I was telling him that I'd like to study fashion design. 1038 01:01:09,793 --> 01:01:11,302 Now you've started something... 1039 01:01:12,070 --> 01:01:13,276 Fashion. 1040 01:01:14,070 --> 01:01:15,330 Come with me. 1041 01:01:15,396 --> 01:01:16,515 Come. 1042 01:01:31,616 --> 01:01:32,876 It's amazing. 1043 01:01:42,030 --> 01:01:43,523 It was my big dream... 1044 01:01:45,750 --> 01:01:46,909 One day... 1045 01:01:46,960 --> 01:01:49,036 To go overseas somewhere, and do fashion. 1046 01:01:51,310 --> 01:01:53,269 But my father tried bullying me into... 1047 01:01:53,310 --> 01:01:56,956 becoming a teacher or a secretary and I said "fuck it". 1048 01:01:58,729 --> 01:02:02,110 Got a job at Smiley Blues in the Golden Acre Mall... 1049 01:02:03,923 --> 01:02:05,796 Gerhard came into my life, 1050 01:02:06,370 --> 01:02:07,930 and the rest is history. 1051 01:02:12,449 --> 01:02:13,936 That's really pretty. 1052 01:02:14,416 --> 01:02:15,855 Did you make this? 1053 01:02:19,510 --> 01:02:21,003 It's not really finished... 1054 01:02:25,910 --> 01:02:27,510 Don't you want to try it on? 1055 01:02:28,653 --> 01:02:29,332 No! 1056 01:02:29,383 --> 01:02:31,270 Please, I want to see it on an actual body. 1057 01:02:32,350 --> 01:02:34,869 - I don't think I could. - And I think you should. 1058 01:02:34,920 --> 01:02:36,359 Take off your jacket. 1059 01:02:41,196 --> 01:02:43,822 - This is not a good idea. - It's a brilliant one. 1060 01:02:43,872 --> 01:02:45,232 Take off your jacket. 1061 01:02:47,110 --> 01:02:48,943 Here's the dress. Give that to me. 1062 01:02:54,823 --> 01:02:56,390 Promise me one thing... 1063 01:02:57,043 --> 01:02:58,210 Yes? 1064 01:02:59,630 --> 01:03:00,829 As soon as... 1065 01:03:02,003 --> 01:03:03,489 your cage door opens... 1066 01:03:09,110 --> 01:03:10,443 you fly away. 1067 01:03:11,710 --> 01:03:13,549 Away from this godforsaken country... 1068 01:03:13,590 --> 01:03:17,149 with all its sirs and madams and rules and regulations... 1069 01:03:17,723 --> 01:03:19,482 and all its hate and its bullies. 1070 01:03:19,990 --> 01:03:21,636 All its fucking bullies. 1071 01:03:27,357 --> 01:03:28,576 Promise me. 1072 01:03:29,983 --> 01:03:31,256 I'll try. 1073 01:03:47,150 --> 01:03:48,770 Look how pretty you are. 1074 01:03:56,063 --> 01:03:57,776 Why are you so sad? 1075 01:03:59,630 --> 01:04:00,983 I'm not sad. 1076 01:04:03,756 --> 01:04:05,290 Who broke your heart? 1077 01:04:08,310 --> 01:04:09,483 No one. 1078 01:04:19,030 --> 01:04:20,276 It's him, isn't it? 1079 01:04:26,277 --> 01:04:28,290 Biggest bully of them all. 1080 01:04:30,990 --> 01:04:33,185 You shouldn't allow that person in the mirror 1081 01:04:33,235 --> 01:04:35,023 to come between you and your happiness. 1082 01:04:35,270 --> 01:04:36,536 Do you hear me? 1083 01:04:37,143 --> 01:04:38,309 Fuck that. 1084 01:04:40,609 --> 01:04:43,144 I know this "ma'am" swears a lot, but there are 1085 01:04:43,194 --> 01:04:45,728 times when one simply has to be able to say it. 1086 01:04:45,790 --> 01:04:47,210 Just say "fuck it." 1087 01:04:49,670 --> 01:04:50,869 Come on, say it. 1088 01:04:55,636 --> 01:04:56,796 Fuck it. 1089 01:04:58,030 --> 01:04:59,403 Fuck. It. 1090 01:05:04,837 --> 01:05:09,258 ♪ Do you really wanna hurt me? ♪ 1091 01:05:09,817 --> 01:05:10,990 Yes. 1092 01:05:18,240 --> 01:05:20,656 ♪ Do you really wanna... 1093 01:05:22,037 --> 01:05:22,727 ♪ Hurt - 1094 01:05:23,030 --> 01:05:26,029 I can't concentrate when you watch me like a teacher. 1095 01:05:26,070 --> 01:05:27,709 - Can I show you? - Please. 1096 01:05:30,510 --> 01:05:31,716 Okay. 1097 01:05:33,028 --> 01:05:36,755 ♪ Do you really wanna hurt me? ♪ 1098 01:05:35,989 --> 01:05:37,390 I've got it up to there... 1099 01:05:37,913 --> 01:05:39,426 ♪ Do you really wanna-- 1100 01:05:39,870 --> 01:05:41,556 B minor. 1101 01:05:41,637 --> 01:05:43,170 Let me write it down. 1102 01:05:44,750 --> 01:05:45,869 Oh, sorry. 1103 01:05:46,086 --> 01:05:50,259 ♪ Precious kisses words that burn me ♪ 1104 01:05:51,179 --> 01:05:54,690 ♪ Lovers never ask you why 1105 01:05:55,415 --> 01:05:56,293 ♪ As if-- 1106 01:05:56,430 --> 01:05:58,810 Wait, go an octave lower, I want to try something... 1107 01:06:00,549 --> 01:06:04,976 ♪ If it's love you that want from me ♪ 1108 01:06:05,168 --> 01:06:09,015 ♪ Then take it away 1109 01:06:10,472 --> 01:06:14,744 ♪ Everything's not what it seems ♪ 1110 01:06:15,039 --> 01:06:19,508 ♪ It's over again 1111 01:06:31,696 --> 01:06:32,989 Are you ignoring me? 1112 01:06:39,190 --> 01:06:40,389 Why? 1113 01:06:42,763 --> 01:06:44,270 I don't know what to say. 1114 01:06:47,097 --> 01:06:48,370 I brought you this. 1115 01:06:50,030 --> 01:06:52,410 - I'm not hungry. - Johan, you have to eat. 1116 01:06:53,443 --> 01:06:54,402 Go on. 1117 01:06:54,516 --> 01:06:55,656 Thanks. 1118 01:07:09,063 --> 01:07:10,690 Now you're just showing off. 1119 01:07:20,910 --> 01:07:24,150 The first time I saw a picture of Boy George, the heading read: 1120 01:07:24,390 --> 01:07:26,550 "Effeminate men - is this the future?" 1121 01:07:27,430 --> 01:07:29,076 So you put it in your Bible? 1122 01:07:29,790 --> 01:07:31,530 - Did you want to pray for him? - No. 1123 01:07:31,856 --> 01:07:33,429 He fascinated me, okay... 1124 01:07:34,220 --> 01:07:37,579 One time at school, my friend Gavin brought his tape recorder... 1125 01:07:37,630 --> 01:07:39,523 Gavin? Who's Gavin? 1126 01:07:40,296 --> 01:07:43,229 - My friend Gavin. Why do you say Gavin like that? - "Friend Gavin." 1127 01:07:43,270 --> 01:07:45,749 - Yes, my friend, Gavin. - I also had a Gavin. 1128 01:07:45,790 --> 01:07:47,789 Please, he was my friend... 1129 01:07:47,830 --> 01:07:49,789 He was in Standard 8 and I was in matric... 1130 01:07:49,830 --> 01:07:51,993 - He was English... - English? Can you speak it? 1131 01:07:52,014 --> 01:07:52,946 Yes, I can! 1132 01:07:52,971 --> 01:07:53,765 Wow, fancy! 1133 01:07:53,950 --> 01:07:55,000 Anyway... 1134 01:07:56,376 --> 01:07:58,801 He had his tape recorder with him and... 1135 01:08:01,990 --> 01:08:03,549 was the song that played... 1136 01:08:04,550 --> 01:08:07,423 I couldn't believe it was Boy George. It was just... 1137 01:08:08,196 --> 01:08:09,530 so amazing. 1138 01:08:10,060 --> 01:08:13,899 - It broke your brain, changed your life... - No, more than that... 1139 01:08:13,950 --> 01:08:16,349 I was obsessed, I started collecting everything: 1140 01:08:16,390 --> 01:08:18,540 articles, interviews, reviews, 1141 01:08:18,710 --> 01:08:20,269 pictures, everything. 1142 01:08:20,916 --> 01:08:22,566 Why specifically him? 1143 01:08:23,909 --> 01:08:24,989 I don't know. 1144 01:08:26,350 --> 01:08:27,935 Hey, Johan... 1145 01:08:33,277 --> 01:08:37,296 Because I hoped that somewhere he'd just admit... 1146 01:08:38,750 --> 01:08:39,948 that... 1147 01:08:42,470 --> 01:08:43,736 - What? - That... 1148 01:08:44,590 --> 01:08:45,836 He's gay. 1149 01:08:48,430 --> 01:08:49,950 That he likes men... 1150 01:08:50,909 --> 01:08:52,836 and that Jon Moss is his boyfriend. 1151 01:08:55,243 --> 01:08:58,236 I just thought that if he admitted it, it will somehow make it okay. 1152 01:09:01,350 --> 01:09:02,930 - But he doesn't? - No. 1153 01:09:04,263 --> 01:09:07,156 He says: "I prefer a nice cup of tea to sex". 1154 01:09:08,156 --> 01:09:10,010 And who can build a life on that. 1155 01:09:17,150 --> 01:09:18,710 But you do know he's gay? 1156 01:09:18,761 --> 01:09:20,850 No, I don't and you don't either. 1157 01:09:20,990 --> 01:09:22,670 Johan... Look at me... 1158 01:09:25,490 --> 01:09:26,974 Boy George is gay. 1159 01:09:29,076 --> 01:09:30,596 Okay. If you say so. 1160 01:09:34,676 --> 01:09:35,795 And... 1161 01:09:37,123 --> 01:09:40,183 This is the chord you were looking for... 1162 01:09:57,463 --> 01:09:58,513 Gavin. 1163 01:10:01,870 --> 01:10:02,869 Come here. 1164 01:10:02,920 --> 01:10:04,639 - Where? - Just come with me. 1165 01:10:55,030 --> 01:10:56,596 I don't know this fugue? 1166 01:10:57,683 --> 01:10:58,956 It's not a fugue. 1167 01:10:59,710 --> 01:11:01,236 Oh, it's a toccata. 1168 01:11:02,070 --> 01:11:04,010 It's "Do you really want to hurt me?" 1169 01:11:07,183 --> 01:11:08,790 The Lord will punish us all. 1170 01:11:21,429 --> 01:11:23,123 - Sweet treat? - I'm alright. 1171 01:11:24,390 --> 01:11:25,590 Nice? 1172 01:11:28,630 --> 01:11:30,043 - Hello, ma'am. - Hello. 1173 01:11:30,236 --> 01:11:32,515 I just wanted to say I found the performance... 1174 01:11:32,566 --> 01:11:33,879 very interesting. 1175 01:11:35,310 --> 01:11:36,269 Thanks, ma'am. 1176 01:11:36,310 --> 01:11:39,096 Ma'am, you can speak English, we're already stuck with this one. 1177 01:11:39,147 --> 01:11:40,243 I'm also English. 1178 01:11:41,110 --> 01:11:42,710 How has the army been? 1179 01:11:43,567 --> 01:11:44,914 Could've been worse... 1180 01:11:45,003 --> 01:11:46,802 It's fun, ma'am. We meet lots of people. 1181 01:11:46,808 --> 01:11:48,499 You must've seen a lot of the country... 1182 01:11:48,656 --> 01:11:51,030 Yes ma'am, about 40 or 50 towns. 1183 01:11:51,540 --> 01:11:53,200 Have you been into the townships? 1184 01:11:56,123 --> 01:11:57,389 What do you mean, ma'am? 1185 01:11:57,430 --> 01:11:59,469 I'm asking if you've been into the townships... 1186 01:11:59,510 --> 01:12:01,683 - Of course not. - Why "of course not"? 1187 01:12:01,817 --> 01:12:03,498 Ma'am we don't quite understand the question? 1188 01:12:03,523 --> 01:12:05,129 Well, you represent the army, right? 1189 01:12:05,248 --> 01:12:06,349 - Yes. - Yes. 1190 01:12:06,400 --> 01:12:08,013 Botha sends troops into the townships. 1191 01:12:08,997 --> 01:12:10,047 Yes. 1192 01:12:09,854 --> 01:12:11,321 Question is simple: 1193 01:12:11,653 --> 01:12:13,440 Have you been into the townships? 1194 01:12:13,822 --> 01:12:14,872 Yes or no? 1195 01:12:15,173 --> 01:12:18,075 Ma'am, that's not really the... purpose of the Canaries. 1196 01:12:18,100 --> 01:12:19,647 Oh, what's the purpose? 1197 01:12:19,980 --> 01:12:23,699 We deliver a message of hope to those who have loved ones in the army... 1198 01:12:23,727 --> 01:12:24,797 By spreading propaganda? 1199 01:12:24,963 --> 01:12:26,836 No, by proclaiming the word of God. 1200 01:12:27,748 --> 01:12:29,863 Oh, so do you represent the army or the church? 1201 01:12:29,888 --> 01:12:31,756 - Both. - That's a bit schizophrenic. 1202 01:12:31,781 --> 01:12:33,651 Ma'am I think we need to end this conversation now. 1203 01:12:33,676 --> 01:12:36,417 - We're not at liberty-- - Kevin, let the lady say her piece. 1204 01:12:40,469 --> 01:12:42,456 Do you really believe that the color of our skin 1205 01:12:42,481 --> 01:12:43,995 - makes us superior? - No. 1206 01:12:44,020 --> 01:12:45,377 Ma'am, of course we don't believe that. 1207 01:12:45,402 --> 01:12:47,721 Then why are you actively participating in this war? 1208 01:12:48,336 --> 01:12:49,645 We didn't have a choice. 1209 01:12:49,670 --> 01:12:51,696 Ma'am, we were conscripted into this war... 1210 01:12:51,904 --> 01:12:53,325 You always have a choice. 1211 01:12:55,697 --> 01:12:58,460 Do you understand that the sole purpose of this war, 1212 01:12:59,178 --> 01:13:00,228 the sole purpose, 1213 01:13:01,103 --> 01:13:02,183 is to keep whites in power. 1214 01:13:02,390 --> 01:13:04,949 - No, we're fighting to keep things out of the country. - What things? 1215 01:13:04,990 --> 01:13:06,216 The terrorists, the communists... 1216 01:13:06,266 --> 01:13:08,917 People are dying in the name of what you call "communism". 1217 01:13:07,923 --> 01:13:09,285 Out of the townships... 1218 01:13:09,169 --> 01:13:10,677 Dying when all they want is freedom. 1219 01:13:09,336 --> 01:13:10,989 From spreading like wildfire. 1220 01:13:10,763 --> 01:13:11,866 They just want to be free. 1221 01:13:11,870 --> 01:13:13,429 Can I ask you something, ma'am? 1222 01:13:12,960 --> 01:13:13,720 Sure. 1223 01:13:13,470 --> 01:13:15,773 Are you a communist? Are you a child of God? 1224 01:13:14,376 --> 01:13:15,773 That's not what she's saying. 1225 01:13:15,798 --> 01:13:17,108 Yes, I am actually. 1226 01:13:19,796 --> 01:13:21,908 I've got brothers and uncles dying on the border 1227 01:13:21,958 --> 01:13:23,882 to protect people like you from the terrorists. 1228 01:13:24,063 --> 01:13:26,429 Don't tell me about war, ma'am. You know nothing. 1229 01:13:26,550 --> 01:13:28,100 Walter, that's enough. 1230 01:13:28,797 --> 01:13:30,140 Take him for a walk. 1231 01:13:31,469 --> 01:13:33,106 Reverend, I just want to say... 1232 01:13:34,310 --> 01:13:35,770 How can I help, ma'am? 1233 01:13:37,833 --> 01:13:39,120 I can see that, yes. 1234 01:13:39,171 --> 01:13:41,430 I am very upset by what I witnessed here tonight... 1235 01:13:41,630 --> 01:13:42,789 What upset you? 1236 01:13:42,862 --> 01:13:44,918 That all of you can stand on that stage... 1237 01:13:45,227 --> 01:13:48,011 and pretend that God supports this war. 1238 01:13:49,872 --> 01:13:51,531 Ma'am, there are political... 1239 01:13:51,813 --> 01:13:53,375 agendas on both sides. 1240 01:13:53,672 --> 01:13:55,161 We are simply here to... 1241 01:13:55,385 --> 01:13:57,681 minister to the conscripts caught in the middle. 1242 01:14:02,787 --> 01:14:04,443 Oh, what's the point? 1243 01:14:06,625 --> 01:14:07,975 I think it's best I leave... 1244 01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:09,518 I think it's best you do... 1245 01:14:11,232 --> 01:14:14,051 And I think it's best you think long and hard 1246 01:14:14,232 --> 01:14:17,201 about whether you represent the church or the army. 1247 01:14:18,270 --> 01:14:19,450 Reverend. 1248 01:14:20,636 --> 01:14:22,115 I'm a chaplain, ma'am. 1249 01:14:22,473 --> 01:14:23,895 A servant of God. 1250 01:14:24,322 --> 01:14:26,510 Then why are you wearing this uniform? 1251 01:14:27,556 --> 01:14:28,755 Reverend. 1252 01:14:37,815 --> 01:14:38,970 God. 1253 01:14:40,990 --> 01:14:42,189 Engelbrecht. 1254 01:14:52,590 --> 01:14:53,869 - You all right? - Don't... 1255 01:15:21,663 --> 01:15:23,503 "Cherish, oh slandered one, 1256 01:15:23,990 --> 01:15:26,543 the reverence of your slanderer. 1257 01:15:28,123 --> 01:15:30,303 He admits you're worthy of slander, 1258 01:15:33,209 --> 01:15:34,803 because mostly he is not." 1259 01:15:37,910 --> 01:15:39,443 Who said that, Johan? 1260 01:15:41,190 --> 01:15:42,490 I don't know, reverend. 1261 01:15:43,630 --> 01:15:44,843 Langenhoven. 1262 01:15:50,603 --> 01:15:52,096 What year were you born? 1263 01:15:53,230 --> 01:15:54,776 1966, reverend. 1264 01:15:55,910 --> 01:15:58,336 In 1966 Mimi Coertse becomes 1265 01:15:58,870 --> 01:16:00,729 "kammersängerin" in Vienna. 1266 01:16:01,870 --> 01:16:03,216 True or false, Johan? 1267 01:16:05,150 --> 01:16:06,229 True. 1268 01:16:07,456 --> 01:16:11,975 Robert Kennedy visits South Africa the same year to sow seeds of resistance. 1269 01:16:12,310 --> 01:16:13,360 Wolfgang. 1270 01:16:13,916 --> 01:16:15,275 True, reverend. 1271 01:16:16,230 --> 01:16:21,043 Prime minister Hendrik Verwoerd is brutally murdered by Dimitri Tsafendas. 1272 01:16:21,136 --> 01:16:22,215 True. 1273 01:16:23,183 --> 01:16:24,422 True or false. 1274 01:16:25,870 --> 01:16:27,253 Right or wrong. 1275 01:16:28,550 --> 01:16:30,123 Verwoerd and Kennedy... 1276 01:16:30,823 --> 01:16:35,022 on opposite sides of the political spectrum, but who was right... 1277 01:16:35,936 --> 01:16:37,303 and who was wrong? 1278 01:16:39,123 --> 01:16:41,003 - I don't know, reverend. - We don't know. 1279 01:16:43,110 --> 01:16:44,530 The answer is Mimi. 1280 01:16:45,870 --> 01:16:47,270 Mimi was right. 1281 01:16:47,350 --> 01:16:49,070 Why do I say that, Johan? 1282 01:16:51,030 --> 01:16:52,290 I don't know, reverend. 1283 01:16:53,030 --> 01:16:54,349 Because Mimi sings. 1284 01:17:00,176 --> 01:17:02,356 There's a fork in the road, which route should I take? 1285 01:17:03,910 --> 01:17:04,989 Speak up, boys. 1286 01:17:05,030 --> 01:17:07,269 There's a fork in the road. Which one do I take? 1287 01:17:07,310 --> 01:17:08,989 The one that will take us to our destination... 1288 01:17:09,030 --> 01:17:10,869 But how do I know which one? 1289 01:17:11,230 --> 01:17:12,629 - Reverend, we don't know. - Choose, men! 1290 01:17:12,670 --> 01:17:13,669 - Right or left? - We don't know. 1291 01:17:13,710 --> 01:17:17,229 Right or left? Quickly men, otherwise I'll leave it up to God. 1292 01:17:17,590 --> 01:17:18,989 - Dear God... - Reverend! 1293 01:17:19,030 --> 01:17:20,829 Show these men the right way, Lord. 1294 01:17:20,870 --> 01:17:23,749 - Reverend, we don't know... - Right or left? 1295 01:17:23,790 --> 01:17:26,010 Left, left, Reverend! Left, go left! 1296 01:17:42,676 --> 01:17:44,109 At the end of this tour... 1297 01:17:45,630 --> 01:17:47,189 we're going to the border. 1298 01:17:49,816 --> 01:17:52,083 That's where the wheat will be separated from the chaff. 1299 01:17:52,836 --> 01:17:55,290 The men over there are in need of the Gospel. 1300 01:17:57,996 --> 01:17:59,290 Mimi sings... 1301 01:18:01,356 --> 01:18:03,470 She uses her God-given talents... 1302 01:18:04,336 --> 01:18:05,670 to praise the Lord. 1303 01:18:05,990 --> 01:18:07,576 And that's what we have to do. 1304 01:18:12,510 --> 01:18:13,876 Because in our hearts... 1305 01:18:14,470 --> 01:18:16,350 we know the difference between... 1306 01:18:16,736 --> 01:18:17,975 left and right, 1307 01:18:18,950 --> 01:18:20,229 true and false, 1308 01:18:21,100 --> 01:18:22,219 right... 1309 01:18:22,270 --> 01:18:23,509 and wrong. 1310 01:18:29,590 --> 01:18:30,669 Johan. 1311 01:18:31,630 --> 01:18:34,090 Johan. He doesn't know anything. 1312 01:18:35,070 --> 01:18:38,869 - He basically told us he's watching us... - You give him too much credit. 1313 01:18:38,970 --> 01:18:41,034 He was talking about that lady at the concert. 1314 01:18:41,084 --> 01:18:42,843 He was talking about us, Wolfgang. 1315 01:18:42,894 --> 01:18:44,703 All that stuff about right and wrong? 1316 01:18:45,303 --> 01:18:48,669 - Juno-60 or Jupiter 8? - What are you talking about? 1317 01:18:48,710 --> 01:18:51,349 Imagine how cool it would be if we got a synth? 1318 01:18:51,390 --> 01:18:53,186 Wolfgang, please, be serious. 1319 01:18:54,830 --> 01:18:56,349 Koch took a shot in the dark, 1320 01:18:56,390 --> 01:18:59,109 now he's waiting with his rifle till we give ourselves away... 1321 01:18:59,150 --> 01:19:00,453 Okay, but maybe... 1322 01:19:00,863 --> 01:19:03,782 - just for a while, we should... - What? Sleep in our own beds? 1323 01:19:04,096 --> 01:19:06,043 Just till the dust settles, maybe. 1324 01:19:06,123 --> 01:19:08,656 Yes, Johan, be the least of these. 1325 01:19:08,830 --> 01:19:12,403 What we're doing is illegal, Wolfgang, do you get that? We can go to jail. 1326 01:19:12,689 --> 01:19:13,930 Let's AWOL then... 1327 01:19:14,776 --> 01:19:16,549 - What? - Go to England. 1328 01:19:16,590 --> 01:19:17,996 - You're crazy. - Why not? 1329 01:19:18,530 --> 01:19:20,909 Because I'm not like you, Wolfgang, I'm not brave. 1330 01:19:20,950 --> 01:19:23,629 You got a bunch of farm boys to barn dance to Culture Club. 1331 01:19:23,670 --> 01:19:26,749 Because that's what everyone expects of me, to be the weird faggot. 1332 01:19:26,790 --> 01:19:28,573 Well, you're being one now. 1333 01:19:30,550 --> 01:19:32,330 You know what? Fuck you! 1334 01:19:32,729 --> 01:19:34,019 What did you just say? 1335 01:19:34,070 --> 01:19:36,723 - I said "fuck you!" - Johan, where are you going? 1336 01:19:36,774 --> 01:19:40,123 - I'm going to sleep on the couch. - Stop being childish please. 1337 01:19:40,390 --> 01:19:42,716 I'm not being childish, Wolfgang. 1338 01:19:44,756 --> 01:19:46,890 This thing between us isn't easy for me. 1339 01:19:46,949 --> 01:19:48,468 You think it's easy for me? 1340 01:19:48,550 --> 01:19:52,550 Let me explain something to you. My parents were born in 1919. 1341 01:19:53,549 --> 01:19:57,143 My father's a church elder, my mother's the secretary of the Woman's Society. 1342 01:19:57,194 --> 01:19:59,352 Going to Worcester was a massive outing. 1343 01:19:59,403 --> 01:20:01,669 You think you're the only one with conservative parents? 1344 01:20:01,710 --> 01:20:04,723 - This would kill them. - And me? What about me? 1345 01:20:04,870 --> 01:20:07,909 - What about you? It's not about you. - Because it's always about you. 1346 01:20:08,190 --> 01:20:09,743 You're always the victim. 1347 01:20:10,263 --> 01:20:12,542 It's easier for you than it is for me, Wolfgang. 1348 01:20:12,950 --> 01:20:15,389 I'll be in uniform and people will still think I'm gay. 1349 01:20:15,430 --> 01:20:17,709 You sail through life... laughing everything off. 1350 01:20:17,750 --> 01:20:20,430 I can laugh now because I cried then. 1351 01:20:21,510 --> 01:20:23,763 You have no idea what I've been through, Johan. 1352 01:20:24,910 --> 01:20:27,236 - What, are you angry now? - I'm pissed at you! 1353 01:20:27,287 --> 01:20:28,769 I'm pissed at you too! 1354 01:20:32,790 --> 01:20:34,976 - Is this really what you want? - What? 1355 01:20:35,643 --> 01:20:37,363 That we don't see each other anymore? 1356 01:20:39,150 --> 01:20:40,936 It's not about what I want, Wolfgang. 1357 01:20:42,550 --> 01:20:44,230 I don't think I'd be able to... 1358 01:20:47,703 --> 01:20:49,536 Why? Why aren't you able to? 1359 01:20:50,896 --> 01:20:52,736 Because I'm in love with you, Johan. 1360 01:20:54,030 --> 01:20:55,149 Well, me too... 1361 01:20:55,430 --> 01:20:57,589 - You too what? - I'm also in love with you. 1362 01:20:58,570 --> 01:21:00,083 But that doesn't make it right. 1363 01:21:02,735 --> 01:21:04,075 Don't laugh at me. 1364 01:21:04,690 --> 01:21:05,809 I'm sorry. 1365 01:21:06,156 --> 01:21:07,843 - Get over here. - No. 1366 01:21:07,894 --> 01:21:09,373 Just get over here, Johan. 1367 01:21:09,424 --> 01:21:10,854 - Come on. - Leave me alone. 1368 01:21:12,203 --> 01:21:13,683 Does this feel wrong to you? 1369 01:21:17,230 --> 01:21:18,570 No, obviously not. 1370 01:21:20,243 --> 01:21:21,470 And this? 1371 01:21:25,783 --> 01:21:26,833 No. 1372 01:21:42,030 --> 01:21:43,749 - Wait, wait. - It's okay. 1373 01:21:43,790 --> 01:21:45,349 - It's okay. - Okay, okay. 1374 01:21:57,150 --> 01:21:59,429 - Okay, no, wait, wait. - It's okay, it's okay. 1375 01:21:59,470 --> 01:22:01,309 - It's okay. Look at me. - Okay. 1376 01:22:08,590 --> 01:22:11,903 - Okay, no, wait, I'm going to come. - It's okay, okay. 1377 01:22:29,236 --> 01:22:30,590 Stop, stop. 1378 01:23:01,990 --> 01:23:03,983 No. It's okay. 1379 01:23:04,190 --> 01:23:06,189 - Let me. - I'll do it. 1380 01:23:12,470 --> 01:23:13,716 Are you okay? 1381 01:23:15,763 --> 01:23:16,813 No. 1382 01:23:24,289 --> 01:23:25,883 Thank you, thank you. 1383 01:23:26,036 --> 01:23:30,336 We dedicate the next song to all the troops with girls back in South Africa. 1384 01:23:30,830 --> 01:23:32,543 Sorry, we couldn't bring them along. 1385 01:23:53,230 --> 01:23:56,269 Oh, I am missing you. 1386 01:23:56,490 --> 01:24:00,349 The way you wrap your arms around me too. 1387 01:24:00,616 --> 01:24:04,189 Like I long for the sun at noon, 1388 01:24:04,230 --> 01:24:09,589 wind in June, and clouds over the moon. 1389 01:24:10,703 --> 01:24:13,429 Do you miss me too? 1390 01:24:13,903 --> 01:24:17,749 Wherever you are, whatever you do. 1391 01:24:18,303 --> 01:24:21,869 Do you long for the sun at noon, 1392 01:24:21,910 --> 01:24:26,549 wind in June, clouds over the moon? 1393 01:24:28,703 --> 01:24:32,622 Blow... 1394 01:24:33,056 --> 01:24:36,815 Breeze... 1395 01:24:37,430 --> 01:24:40,069 Blow... 1396 01:24:40,110 --> 01:24:45,349 Her back to me. 1397 01:24:46,230 --> 01:24:50,509 Whirl... 1398 01:24:50,550 --> 01:24:54,909 Wind whirl... 1399 01:24:54,950 --> 01:24:57,589 Bring... 1400 01:24:57,630 --> 01:25:01,669 Me back my girl. 1401 01:25:41,390 --> 01:25:43,869 The sun at noon... 1402 01:25:43,910 --> 01:25:48,389 wind in June, and clouds over the moon. 1403 01:25:48,430 --> 01:25:54,389 I miss my moon. 1404 01:25:55,230 --> 01:25:57,989 ...and Reverend Engelbrecht sang so beautifully, 1405 01:25:58,030 --> 01:26:01,389 You see, Johan Niemand, you had no reason to be worried. Those guys loved us. 1406 01:26:01,430 --> 01:26:04,269 See how they cheered after "Funiculi Funicula?" That one guy got... 1407 01:26:04,310 --> 01:26:05,513 Ludolf. Ludolf! 1408 01:26:05,790 --> 01:26:07,549 They weren't cheering, they were laughing. 1409 01:26:07,590 --> 01:26:09,736 - That's not true. - I saw them. They laughed. 1410 01:26:09,787 --> 01:26:11,949 - Who cares? - I care, Wolfgang. 1411 01:26:11,990 --> 01:26:14,363 - Why? - Because it's incredibly embarrassing. 1412 01:26:14,769 --> 01:26:18,728 We sing for them and they think we're a joke. Know what, I agree. We are a joke. 1413 01:26:18,779 --> 01:26:20,276 Don't take it so seriously. 1414 01:26:20,327 --> 01:26:21,809 No, I'm sick of this. 1415 01:26:22,123 --> 01:26:26,322 Kate Bush wrote "Wuthering Heights" at 18, and we're on the border singing "Troepie Doepie". 1416 01:26:26,796 --> 01:26:28,609 - Where are you going? - To pee. 1417 01:26:29,009 --> 01:26:32,376 By the way, Mozart composed his 13th symphony by the age of 15, so... 1418 01:26:36,190 --> 01:26:39,950 Careful of the dark, Canary. Never know what could be waiting for you... 1419 01:26:40,863 --> 01:26:43,229 - Sorry, I just wanted to... - Pissing spot's over there... 1420 01:26:43,782 --> 01:26:46,489 Take the flashlight... Don't want you pissing on your blues. 1421 01:26:47,430 --> 01:26:49,430 Here it's the least of your worries. 1422 01:26:50,310 --> 01:26:52,790 But for a Canary it can get a bit hairy... 1423 01:26:54,156 --> 01:26:57,136 I can't even remember the last time I saw a soldier in step-outs... 1424 01:26:58,396 --> 01:27:00,056 It's the cross we have to bear... 1425 01:27:03,503 --> 01:27:05,509 Mynie Grové performed here last year... 1426 01:27:05,550 --> 01:27:08,556 When she sang "Ring my bell", the troops lost their shit... 1427 01:27:09,410 --> 01:27:12,223 But this year they decided to get the fucking Canaries. 1428 01:27:13,570 --> 01:27:14,620 Sorry. 1429 01:27:14,782 --> 01:27:17,150 Must be fun to play hooky while the rest of us do army? 1430 01:27:18,310 --> 01:27:20,829 Are you all a bunch of faggots or just some of you? 1431 01:27:21,166 --> 01:27:23,879 - Why do you say that? - Check out that fat fuck over there. 1432 01:27:23,929 --> 01:27:25,909 He won't last a day on the border but... 1433 01:27:26,256 --> 01:27:27,335 Is he a faggot? 1434 01:27:28,470 --> 01:27:29,549 I don't know. 1435 01:27:29,590 --> 01:27:31,669 - How about you? You a faggot? - Fuck. No! 1436 01:27:31,710 --> 01:27:32,869 Sorry. 1437 01:27:32,920 --> 01:27:36,006 I had to ask. Nowadays they're fucking everywhere. 1438 01:27:38,056 --> 01:27:39,330 Wait, have a cigarette... 1439 01:27:42,123 --> 01:27:43,282 Thank you. 1440 01:27:47,590 --> 01:27:49,063 Do you have a girlfriend? 1441 01:27:53,476 --> 01:27:54,595 No, we... 1442 01:27:55,309 --> 01:27:57,043 broke up before I joined the army. 1443 01:27:57,470 --> 01:27:59,230 I would've done the same. 1444 01:27:59,630 --> 01:28:02,723 All those small towns, with all those horny school girls. 1445 01:28:03,190 --> 01:28:04,240 Yes. 1446 01:28:04,476 --> 01:28:05,526 And... 1447 01:28:05,623 --> 01:28:07,163 Did you fuck a couple of them? 1448 01:28:08,470 --> 01:28:10,816 - What? - The school girls. Did you fuck them? 1449 01:28:11,070 --> 01:28:12,683 - No. - Why the fuck not? 1450 01:28:14,810 --> 01:28:16,516 Because I fingered them. 1451 01:28:17,716 --> 01:28:19,096 Lucky bastard. 1452 01:28:21,716 --> 01:28:23,750 Jesus, that fat fuck's at it again. 1453 01:28:24,030 --> 01:28:25,229 Makes me sick. 1454 01:28:26,016 --> 01:28:27,135 Good luck. 1455 01:28:28,030 --> 01:28:29,269 Thanks for the smoke. 1456 01:28:30,030 --> 01:28:33,243 Pleasure, Canary. Don't worry, your secret's safe with me. 1457 01:28:34,590 --> 01:28:35,790 Enjoy the hooky. 1458 01:28:39,070 --> 01:28:40,883 - What the fuck? - What was that? 1459 01:28:48,990 --> 01:28:52,776 We'll try and find out what's going on. Get your boots on and wait here. 1460 01:29:18,056 --> 01:29:19,175 Guys... 1461 01:29:19,756 --> 01:29:21,222 There was a bit of an incident. 1462 01:29:21,381 --> 01:29:22,469 With a cow. 1463 01:29:22,749 --> 01:29:24,129 With a cow, reverend? 1464 01:29:24,543 --> 01:29:25,822 They have a curfew rule, 1465 01:29:25,873 --> 01:29:28,072 if the guards in the watchtower see anything, 1466 01:29:28,123 --> 01:29:29,282 they have to shoot. 1467 01:29:29,857 --> 01:29:31,683 So they shot a cow? 1468 01:29:31,896 --> 01:29:32,946 Yes. 1469 01:29:33,970 --> 01:29:35,409 Is the cow dead, reverend? 1470 01:29:35,460 --> 01:29:36,796 Obviously, Johan. 1471 01:29:36,847 --> 01:29:38,806 No, she fell behind a ridge, 1472 01:29:38,916 --> 01:29:40,723 so they can't see her from the tower. 1473 01:29:41,143 --> 01:29:44,210 - But can't they put it... - No-one goes out past curfew. 1474 01:29:44,330 --> 01:29:45,380 No-one. 1475 01:29:46,310 --> 01:29:47,429 But, reverend, 1476 01:29:48,070 --> 01:29:50,016 how are we supposed to sleep? 1477 01:29:51,469 --> 01:29:52,519 Pray. 1478 01:29:54,497 --> 01:29:56,456 There's nothing we can do about it. 1479 01:29:57,076 --> 01:29:58,490 Try to get some sleep. 1480 01:30:01,630 --> 01:30:02,796 Pray? 1481 01:30:16,897 --> 01:30:19,291 Guys, how are we supposed to sleep? 1482 01:30:19,569 --> 01:30:20,619 Fuck knows? 1483 01:30:21,043 --> 01:30:23,522 My heart's pounding like I ran a 2,4 km. 1484 01:30:23,703 --> 01:30:26,083 Sounds like the first symptoms of a heart attack. 1485 01:30:26,134 --> 01:30:28,410 - Really? - No man, don't be stupid. 1486 01:30:28,717 --> 01:30:31,263 Just imagine the headlines: 1487 01:30:31,370 --> 01:30:33,523 "Fat tenor bites it on the border". 1488 01:30:34,589 --> 01:30:37,476 I prefer "Brilliant tenor dies a hero's death". 1489 01:30:38,423 --> 01:30:41,423 Ludolf's our best weapon in case the terrorists attack. 1490 01:30:41,603 --> 01:30:44,042 Kick him in the balls and he'll belt a top C. 1491 01:30:45,383 --> 01:30:47,636 Could you stop making fucking jokes, please? 1492 01:30:47,990 --> 01:30:50,030 There's a living thing dying out there. 1493 01:30:50,436 --> 01:30:53,429 Relax Johan, we didn't shoot the damn thing. 1494 01:30:53,470 --> 01:30:55,205 - Out of my way! - You can't go out there! 1495 01:30:55,255 --> 01:30:56,583 Johan, don't go outside! 1496 01:31:19,137 --> 01:31:22,070 I just wish someone would slit that fucking thing's throat... 1497 01:31:25,150 --> 01:31:26,389 What's going on, Johan? 1498 01:31:28,076 --> 01:31:29,155 Nothing. 1499 01:31:29,610 --> 01:31:30,896 Are you mad at me? 1500 01:31:32,430 --> 01:31:33,549 No. 1501 01:31:33,950 --> 01:31:35,836 Then why don't you talk to me? 1502 01:31:39,943 --> 01:31:43,622 - I asked you a question, farm boy... - Could you stop all this farm boy bullshit? 1503 01:31:44,030 --> 01:31:46,780 How many times do I have to tell you - Villiersdorp isn't a fucking farm! 1504 01:31:46,830 --> 01:31:48,949 - Would you like me to leave? - Maybe you should. 1505 01:31:48,990 --> 01:31:51,349 - So you can feel sorry for yourself? - I'm not feeling sorry for myself. 1506 01:31:51,390 --> 01:31:53,789 You always play the victim. Clearly the only one on the border. 1507 01:31:53,830 --> 01:31:55,909 - It's not about the border. - Then what is it about? 1508 01:31:55,950 --> 01:31:57,469 - It's about you. - About me? 1509 01:31:57,510 --> 01:31:59,789 - About what you did to me. - What did I "do" to you? 1510 01:31:59,830 --> 01:32:03,430 I was fine until you came along and fucked everything up. 1511 01:32:03,783 --> 01:32:05,803 I don't know who or what I am anymore. 1512 01:32:07,510 --> 01:32:09,890 You're a fuckup. That's what you are. 1513 01:32:11,550 --> 01:32:13,010 Know what, fuck you! 1514 01:32:38,949 --> 01:32:41,649 But it's like she can't really reach the notes anymore... 1515 01:32:44,776 --> 01:32:46,203 Ludolf, keep quiet, will you? 1516 01:32:48,623 --> 01:32:50,019 Until she reaches the note... 1517 01:32:50,070 --> 01:32:51,816 I was absolutely hysterical. 1518 01:32:51,929 --> 01:32:54,173 Shame, but I did feel a bit sorry for her... She was like... 1519 01:32:54,223 --> 01:32:56,089 Ludolf, you're being really irritating. 1520 01:32:57,830 --> 01:32:59,349 And in the next verse... 1521 01:32:59,390 --> 01:33:00,603 Ludolf, take this... 1522 01:33:02,776 --> 01:33:04,375 Ludolf, are you okay? 1523 01:33:04,436 --> 01:33:05,950 What the fuck, Johan? 1524 01:33:13,063 --> 01:33:14,670 - Ouch, ouch! - There, done. 1525 01:33:14,863 --> 01:33:18,050 Ludolf, a couple of inches south and you were dead... 1526 01:33:18,270 --> 01:33:21,749 Go on, make fun of me... The doctor says it might permanently affect my singing... 1527 01:33:21,790 --> 01:33:24,429 - What? Really, Ludolf? - I might never sing the same again... 1528 01:33:24,470 --> 01:33:27,376 - He's exaggerating... - Are you never going to apologize, Johan? 1529 01:33:27,510 --> 01:33:30,010 I didn't see the fucking branch, okay? 1530 01:33:30,703 --> 01:33:33,022 Canaries! Attention! 1531 01:33:36,750 --> 01:33:37,949 At ease. 1532 01:33:39,130 --> 01:33:40,289 Welcome back. 1533 01:33:41,830 --> 01:33:44,396 Tiaan has your passbooks, with your weekend passes in them. 1534 01:33:45,350 --> 01:33:46,549 When you get back, 1535 01:33:46,590 --> 01:33:49,156 we'll start planning next year's program. 1536 01:33:49,810 --> 01:33:50,889 Wolfgang. 1537 01:33:51,310 --> 01:33:52,709 Ludolf. Johan. 1538 01:33:52,750 --> 01:33:53,800 Stay behind. 1539 01:33:54,049 --> 01:33:55,456 The rest of you, dismissed. 1540 01:34:14,110 --> 01:34:15,270 Congratulations. 1541 01:34:17,275 --> 01:34:18,596 What do you mean, reverend? 1542 01:34:18,990 --> 01:34:21,050 You are the program committee for next year. 1543 01:34:25,649 --> 01:34:28,350 Not really the reaction we anticipated. 1544 01:34:29,310 --> 01:34:31,343 - Is this going to be a problem? - No, reverend. 1545 01:34:31,790 --> 01:34:33,836 - Not at all, reverend. - Reverend, we are just... 1546 01:34:34,716 --> 01:34:36,750 We're overwhelmed with the honor. 1547 01:34:38,110 --> 01:34:41,830 You'll have to start as soon as you get back, it's a massive undertaking. 1548 01:34:42,076 --> 01:34:45,343 But Reverend Engelbrecht has no doubt that you are the right choice. 1549 01:34:46,390 --> 01:34:48,356 I still need some convincing. 1550 01:34:49,636 --> 01:34:51,810 Thanks, reverend. You won't regret it. 1551 01:34:54,390 --> 01:34:55,850 Enjoy your weekend pass. 1552 01:35:05,529 --> 01:35:07,369 - So I'll see you guys... - Let's go, Wolfgang. 1553 01:35:22,843 --> 01:35:24,330 I still find it strange... 1554 01:35:25,270 --> 01:35:26,320 What? 1555 01:35:27,537 --> 01:35:28,870 My baby brother... 1556 01:35:29,750 --> 01:35:31,016 A soldier. 1557 01:35:33,950 --> 01:35:35,396 I'm glad you're back. 1558 01:35:36,030 --> 01:35:38,963 Marilette, it wasn't that bad, we just sang to a couple of soldiers. 1559 01:35:39,014 --> 01:35:40,403 My nerves were shot. 1560 01:35:40,670 --> 01:35:42,170 Yours and mom's. 1561 01:35:42,221 --> 01:35:44,490 - Remember to call her. - I will. Promise. 1562 01:35:45,950 --> 01:35:48,349 You sure Dieter's fine with me coming tonight? 1563 01:35:48,400 --> 01:35:51,250 I told you it's fine, don't worry about Dieter. 1564 01:35:52,123 --> 01:35:53,710 Come! Let's go smoke. 1565 01:36:08,822 --> 01:36:10,016 Thanks. 1566 01:36:20,743 --> 01:36:22,810 Marilette, could I discuss something with you? 1567 01:36:22,861 --> 01:36:23,911 What? 1568 01:36:24,076 --> 01:36:26,696 It's nothing serious, don't worry. 1569 01:36:28,023 --> 01:36:29,422 I just need to talk to someone. 1570 01:36:29,583 --> 01:36:30,850 What's going on? 1571 01:36:35,230 --> 01:36:37,443 Do you remember that friend of mine? Gavin? 1572 01:36:37,830 --> 01:36:38,909 English boy? 1573 01:36:39,483 --> 01:36:41,323 That one mom didn't like very much? 1574 01:36:42,910 --> 01:36:44,109 Yes, him. 1575 01:36:47,150 --> 01:36:48,930 We were quite close. 1576 01:36:51,210 --> 01:36:54,750 A couple of kids at school started spreading rumors... 1577 01:36:57,056 --> 01:37:00,589 and Mr De Klerk called us in and told us that, because of all the stories, 1578 01:37:00,630 --> 01:37:03,349 it might be better if we didn't see each other anymore. 1579 01:37:03,390 --> 01:37:05,180 - Johan... - But I couldn't... 1580 01:37:07,076 --> 01:37:08,275 I couldn't do it... 1581 01:37:09,850 --> 01:37:11,036 because... 1582 01:37:13,150 --> 01:37:14,316 I think... 1583 01:37:16,830 --> 01:37:19,493 Marilette, I was in love with him and I think... 1584 01:37:19,543 --> 01:37:21,769 I'm not sure what you are about to say... 1585 01:37:22,129 --> 01:37:23,523 But I don't want to hear it. 1586 01:37:24,217 --> 01:37:25,703 I can't... I... 1587 01:37:27,437 --> 01:37:30,757 You're my everything, but if you're going to say what I think you're about to say... 1588 01:37:32,236 --> 01:37:33,315 No. 1589 01:37:34,463 --> 01:37:36,223 Dieter will never accept it. 1590 01:37:36,830 --> 01:37:38,069 And the children, I mean... 1591 01:37:38,110 --> 01:37:39,029 - No, no... - I just can't... 1592 01:37:39,070 --> 01:37:41,509 - No, no, no, Marilette. - No, I can't, I just can't. 1593 01:37:41,550 --> 01:37:44,573 I think you've misunderstood me, completely. Look at me. 1594 01:37:45,316 --> 01:37:47,926 What I wanted to say was, it's not like that anymore. 1595 01:37:49,150 --> 01:37:50,189 - Not? - No. 1596 01:37:50,230 --> 01:37:51,379 No, no, no. 1597 01:37:51,430 --> 01:37:53,550 I... I... I was just confused. 1598 01:37:54,163 --> 01:37:56,122 And the army made me realise... 1599 01:37:56,710 --> 01:37:59,069 that it was just a phase that I had to outgrow. 1600 01:37:59,110 --> 01:38:00,396 And I have. 1601 01:38:01,889 --> 01:38:03,936 I'm fine. I promise you. 1602 01:38:05,430 --> 01:38:06,823 Okay. I'm fine. 1603 01:38:08,883 --> 01:38:10,069 Johan... 1604 01:38:11,816 --> 01:38:13,789 - You gave me such a fright. - No, no sorry. 1605 01:38:13,830 --> 01:38:15,429 - I'm sorry, but I... - No, no. 1606 01:38:15,470 --> 01:38:17,869 - But you do understand my predicament... - Of course. 1607 01:38:18,183 --> 01:38:19,876 I'm sorry, I should've... 1608 01:38:19,936 --> 01:38:21,110 Earlier... 1609 01:38:27,897 --> 01:38:29,583 I'm going to make us some tea. 1610 01:39:06,290 --> 01:39:07,340 Marilette? 1611 01:39:08,417 --> 01:39:09,670 I have to go. 1612 01:39:10,063 --> 01:39:11,636 What are you talking about? 1613 01:39:11,990 --> 01:39:14,136 I forgot I'm on guard duty tomorrow morning... 1614 01:39:14,187 --> 01:39:16,082 But I just put the kettle on... 1615 01:39:16,133 --> 01:39:18,378 I made you a bed and it's your birthday tomorrow. 1616 01:39:18,429 --> 01:39:19,479 Sorry. 1617 01:39:20,497 --> 01:39:21,883 Stay until midnight... 1618 01:39:22,257 --> 01:39:23,456 I can't... 1619 01:39:27,417 --> 01:39:30,076 - Call mom at least... - Back at camp, I promise. 1620 01:39:30,127 --> 01:39:34,149 - I'll take you. - No, there's an army hitchhiking spot around the corner... 1621 01:39:34,190 --> 01:39:35,269 It's really fine. 1622 01:39:37,410 --> 01:39:38,489 Okay. 1623 01:39:38,603 --> 01:39:40,136 If you've got to, you've got to... 1624 01:39:40,830 --> 01:39:42,029 Okay. 1625 01:39:45,590 --> 01:39:47,429 - I love you. - Take care of yourself. 1626 01:39:47,623 --> 01:39:48,803 I always do. 1627 01:39:52,790 --> 01:39:53,936 Okay. 1628 01:39:55,390 --> 01:39:57,476 Tell Dieter and the kids I said goodbye... 1629 01:40:19,390 --> 01:40:20,683 Why are we stopping? 1630 01:40:22,550 --> 01:40:24,043 I just wanted to chat for a bit. 1631 01:40:27,456 --> 01:40:28,630 Okay. 1632 01:40:32,729 --> 01:40:34,163 In what division are you? 1633 01:40:36,110 --> 01:40:37,770 Valhalla Air Force Base. 1634 01:40:42,430 --> 01:40:43,690 Are you a Canary? 1635 01:40:45,516 --> 01:40:46,635 No. 1636 01:40:53,430 --> 01:40:54,629 What's your name? 1637 01:40:58,170 --> 01:40:59,329 Karel. 1638 01:41:04,263 --> 01:41:05,876 Do you play the piano, Karel? 1639 01:41:08,230 --> 01:41:09,280 No. 1640 01:41:12,270 --> 01:41:13,429 You should. 1641 01:41:15,790 --> 01:41:17,203 You have beautiful hands. 1642 01:41:21,056 --> 01:41:22,175 Thanks. 1643 01:41:25,310 --> 01:41:26,870 Would you mind if I look at them? 1644 01:41:41,350 --> 01:41:42,616 They are really... 1645 01:41:43,136 --> 01:41:44,710 incredibly beautiful hands. 1646 01:41:49,350 --> 01:41:50,856 I want to feel them on me. 1647 01:42:00,190 --> 01:42:01,416 There we go. 1648 01:42:33,110 --> 01:42:34,310 What's wrong? 1649 01:42:36,076 --> 01:42:37,496 Open the door, please. 1650 01:42:38,310 --> 01:42:39,509 Why? 1651 01:42:39,870 --> 01:42:41,656 Just open the door, please. 1652 01:42:42,110 --> 01:42:44,789 - No, I'll take you back to camp. - No, no, no, no, no. 1653 01:42:44,830 --> 01:42:47,229 It's fine, I'll walk to Valhalla. Just open the door, please. 1654 01:42:47,270 --> 01:42:48,349 - Please... - No, it's too far... 1655 01:42:48,390 --> 01:42:49,509 Please, just open the door. 1656 01:42:49,550 --> 01:42:51,789 - I'll walk, just open the door, please. - It's late. 1657 01:42:51,830 --> 01:42:52,989 - Open the door, please. - I will but... 1658 01:42:53,030 --> 01:42:54,389 - Just open the fucking door! - I'll quickly take you... 1659 01:42:54,430 --> 01:42:56,010 Open the fucking door! 1660 01:42:56,223 --> 01:42:58,909 Open this fucking door! 1661 01:42:58,950 --> 01:43:01,136 Okay. Okay, I'll open it. 1662 01:43:12,483 --> 01:43:14,250 3-1-3-4-8. Good evening? 1663 01:43:15,030 --> 01:43:16,323 Hello, Mom. 1664 01:43:16,810 --> 01:43:18,069 Johan. 1665 01:43:18,336 --> 01:43:21,116 Congratulations on your son's birthday, Mom. 1666 01:43:21,510 --> 01:43:24,156 Good heavens, is it that late? 1667 01:43:24,463 --> 01:43:26,702 I hope you have a wonderful birthday 1668 01:43:26,863 --> 01:43:30,633 and I hope that the Lord will bless and keep you for many years to come. 1669 01:43:31,310 --> 01:43:32,669 My coins are finished. 1670 01:43:33,790 --> 01:43:35,590 I'll call you again later, Mom. 1671 01:43:35,950 --> 01:43:37,530 All right, my boy. 1672 01:43:37,823 --> 01:43:39,636 Take good care of yourself. 1673 01:43:39,687 --> 01:43:41,053 Goodbye, Mom. 1674 01:43:41,249 --> 01:43:42,448 Johan, what's wrong? 1675 01:43:43,050 --> 01:43:44,356 Nothing, I'm fine... 1676 01:43:44,630 --> 01:43:46,363 Johan, Mommy really... 1677 01:45:53,220 --> 01:45:56,472 ♪ Give me time 1678 01:45:57,605 --> 01:46:03,124 ♪ To realize my crime 1679 01:46:15,056 --> 01:46:18,525 ♪ Do you really want to hurt me? ♪ 1680 01:46:18,560 --> 01:46:20,562 ♪ Break, break break 1681 01:46:23,970 --> 01:46:26,597 ♪ Do you really want to hurt me? ♪ 1682 01:46:26,622 --> 01:46:28,624 ♪ Break, break break 1683 01:46:32,897 --> 01:46:35,578 ♪ Do you really want to hurt me? ♪ 1684 01:46:35,603 --> 01:46:37,605 ♪ Break, break break 1685 01:46:38,508 --> 01:46:41,953 ♪ Give me time 1686 01:46:41,978 --> 01:46:43,101 ♪ Do you really want to hurt me? ♪ 1687 01:46:43,136 --> 01:46:48,141 ♪ To realize my crime 1688 01:47:46,177 --> 01:47:47,227 Yes? 1689 01:47:48,076 --> 01:47:49,126 Come in. 1690 01:47:52,550 --> 01:47:53,600 Johan? 1691 01:47:53,830 --> 01:47:54,949 Reverend. 1692 01:47:55,750 --> 01:47:57,029 Look at you. 1693 01:47:57,080 --> 01:47:59,880 - Reverend, reverend, help me, please. - What happened? 1694 01:48:00,030 --> 01:48:02,026 Reverend, I think I'm going out of my mind... 1695 01:48:06,689 --> 01:48:07,968 Have a seat, Johan. 1696 01:48:08,423 --> 01:48:09,662 Sit over there. 1697 01:48:13,243 --> 01:48:14,293 Wait... 1698 01:48:18,170 --> 01:48:19,430 I'll be right back. 1699 01:48:41,270 --> 01:48:42,643 Give me your hands. 1700 01:48:43,177 --> 01:48:44,363 There we go. 1701 01:48:51,285 --> 01:48:52,372 Sorry. 1702 01:48:59,110 --> 01:49:00,496 What's going on, Johan? 1703 01:49:01,749 --> 01:49:03,830 Reverend, I just want you to pray. 1704 01:49:05,950 --> 01:49:07,243 Here. Now. 1705 01:49:08,030 --> 01:49:09,669 Because God isn't listening. 1706 01:49:09,720 --> 01:49:11,036 He's not helping. 1707 01:49:14,950 --> 01:49:16,000 Johan, 1708 01:49:16,836 --> 01:49:20,743 you're going to have to tell me what's going on, for me to help you. 1709 01:49:22,776 --> 01:49:24,069 Reverend, I try... 1710 01:49:24,910 --> 01:49:26,029 really hard... 1711 01:49:26,710 --> 01:49:28,956 to be what I'm supposed to be, 1712 01:49:30,629 --> 01:49:31,679 but I just can't... 1713 01:49:32,849 --> 01:49:33,928 Can't what? 1714 01:49:33,979 --> 01:49:35,443 Change it. 1715 01:49:38,503 --> 01:49:39,553 Johan, 1716 01:49:40,750 --> 01:49:41,963 if you... 1717 01:49:42,050 --> 01:49:43,710 want to change something... 1718 01:49:43,909 --> 01:49:45,303 and you seem unable to... 1719 01:49:46,750 --> 01:49:49,450 it begs the question: Why would you? 1720 01:49:49,501 --> 01:49:51,343 - Why would I want to change it? - Yes? 1721 01:49:51,869 --> 01:49:53,308 Why would I want to change it? 1722 01:49:54,509 --> 01:49:56,436 - What are you looking for? - A dictionary. 1723 01:49:57,430 --> 01:49:58,509 Here we go. 1724 01:49:58,550 --> 01:49:59,749 'Cause... 1725 01:49:59,790 --> 01:50:00,949 Reverend... 1726 01:50:01,830 --> 01:50:03,816 This is what the world has to say... 1727 01:50:04,603 --> 01:50:06,423 About who and what I am. 1728 01:50:06,510 --> 01:50:08,636 There. Read that, Reverend. 1729 01:50:08,823 --> 01:50:10,530 Read that. Out loud! 1730 01:50:10,703 --> 01:50:12,489 There! Read! 1731 01:50:17,190 --> 01:50:18,596 Homosexuality: 1732 01:50:20,229 --> 01:50:22,170 - Johan, I can't... - Just read it, reverend. 1733 01:50:22,950 --> 01:50:24,403 "A perverse, 1734 01:50:24,454 --> 01:50:28,620 unnatural sexual attraction to a person of the same gender". 1735 01:50:32,590 --> 01:50:33,640 Johan, 1736 01:50:34,303 --> 01:50:36,069 - the Lord will... - The Lord? 1737 01:50:36,930 --> 01:50:38,009 The Lord? 1738 01:50:39,950 --> 01:50:42,863 - Johan... - Let me show you what the Lord has to say... 1739 01:50:42,914 --> 01:50:43,952 Please. 1740 01:50:44,003 --> 01:50:45,300 - Read that over there. - Just stop this now... 1741 01:50:45,350 --> 01:50:46,669 - Okay, I will... - Talk to... 1742 01:50:46,710 --> 01:50:50,949 "If a man lies with a man, as with a woman, both have committed an abomination. 1743 01:50:50,990 --> 01:50:54,273 They are to be put to death; They deserve to die." 1744 01:51:01,610 --> 01:51:02,660 Johan. 1745 01:51:03,597 --> 01:51:05,983 - What do you want me to do? - Pray, reverend. 1746 01:51:07,270 --> 01:51:08,656 And what should I pray for? 1747 01:51:09,383 --> 01:51:10,556 I don't know. 1748 01:51:12,190 --> 01:51:13,656 What do you pray for, Johan? 1749 01:51:15,270 --> 01:51:17,116 To be like everyone else. 1750 01:51:20,950 --> 01:51:22,776 So, everything you are... 1751 01:51:22,876 --> 01:51:24,269 Every gift. 1752 01:51:24,790 --> 01:51:26,309 Every accomplishment. 1753 01:51:26,950 --> 01:51:29,003 All of it. You'll sacrifice everything? 1754 01:51:29,369 --> 01:51:30,683 For acceptance? 1755 01:51:31,270 --> 01:51:32,320 Yes. 1756 01:51:33,310 --> 01:51:34,910 A thousand times yes! 1757 01:51:37,630 --> 01:51:39,643 From who do you want acceptance, Johan? 1758 01:51:40,357 --> 01:51:41,476 From everyone. 1759 01:51:42,623 --> 01:51:44,022 Johan, look at me. 1760 01:51:45,570 --> 01:51:47,223 From who do you want acceptance? 1761 01:51:47,436 --> 01:51:48,783 From God. 1762 01:51:48,990 --> 01:51:50,163 No, Johan... 1763 01:51:50,383 --> 01:51:52,416 - From who? - From my family. 1764 01:51:52,910 --> 01:51:55,843 - No, Johan, from who? - Myself, reverend. 1765 01:51:56,576 --> 01:51:58,623 I want to accept myself. 1766 01:52:02,356 --> 01:52:05,550 Reverend, I'm just sick and tired of feeling like shit... 1767 01:52:06,250 --> 01:52:08,576 about who I am and what I like. 1768 01:52:10,503 --> 01:52:12,150 So please pray. 1769 01:52:13,263 --> 01:52:14,563 Ask God... 1770 01:52:16,483 --> 01:52:18,223 to give me the will... 1771 01:52:20,757 --> 01:52:22,630 The will to want to change. 1772 01:52:29,070 --> 01:52:30,120 Johan, 1773 01:52:31,116 --> 01:52:32,910 no-one can give you that. 1774 01:52:39,170 --> 01:52:41,910 Reverend, I promise I'll accept it today... 1775 01:52:43,270 --> 01:52:46,163 If you can guarantee me that God accepts it... 1776 01:52:54,390 --> 01:52:55,440 Okay... 1777 01:52:58,623 --> 01:52:59,983 That's my answer then... 1778 01:53:05,170 --> 01:53:09,223 For me it's between Psalm 125 and 142... 1779 01:53:09,555 --> 01:53:12,770 Listen: I cry unto God. I pour out my complaint 1780 01:53:12,820 --> 01:53:15,309 like water. And the tenor line is beautiful... 1781 01:53:16,870 --> 01:53:20,530 - Look at you! What happened to your hand? - Can I talk to you guys, please? 1782 01:53:22,910 --> 01:53:26,283 I don't expect you to forgive me, but I just want you to know, 1783 01:53:26,890 --> 01:53:28,283 that I'm really very sorry. 1784 01:53:31,500 --> 01:53:35,179 Johan Niemand, I've already forgiven you. I can't stay mad at you. 1785 01:53:35,230 --> 01:53:36,429 Come here... 1786 01:53:36,703 --> 01:53:40,929 And the doctor said there's no permanent damage, so forgiven and forgotten. 1787 01:53:41,030 --> 01:53:42,189 Thanks, Ludolf. 1788 01:53:43,729 --> 01:53:47,956 I just want to get through this day and present Koch with a program at the end of it. 1789 01:53:49,069 --> 01:53:50,276 I understand. 1790 01:53:53,629 --> 01:53:57,228 Do you have any suggestions, because I have loads. I thought we could start with a Bach... 1791 01:53:57,279 --> 01:53:58,478 I've got something... 1792 01:53:59,510 --> 01:54:01,043 We don't have to do it, but... 1793 01:54:01,490 --> 01:54:03,236 I worked on it this weekend. 1794 01:54:19,190 --> 01:54:21,330 Oh, that's pretty, Johan. That's beautiful. 1795 01:54:22,123 --> 01:54:23,443 What is it? 1796 01:54:23,596 --> 01:54:24,715 Culture Club. 1797 01:54:25,710 --> 01:54:27,196 Come on, Ludolf. Sing. 1798 01:54:27,630 --> 01:54:28,789 There. 1799 01:54:30,122 --> 01:54:32,779 ♪ The victims we know so well ♪ 1800 01:54:32,804 --> 01:54:34,848 ♪ They shine in your eyes 1801 01:54:33,282 --> 01:54:34,332 B minor. 1802 01:54:34,883 --> 01:54:36,998 ♪ When we kiss and tell 1803 01:54:37,226 --> 01:54:40,682 ♪ Strange places we never see ♪ 1804 01:54:40,876 --> 01:54:42,750 ♪ But it's sink or swim 1805 01:54:42,775 --> 01:54:45,387 ♪ Like it's always been 1806 01:54:44,230 --> 01:54:45,459 Then the choir joins. 1807 01:54:45,510 --> 01:54:47,549 All the earth... 1808 01:54:47,590 --> 01:54:51,469 Make joyful noise. 1809 01:54:51,583 --> 01:54:55,589 Raise jubilation 1810 01:54:55,630 --> 01:54:58,989 from the dust. 1811 01:54:59,042 --> 01:55:02,600 ♪ And I keep on loving you 1812 01:55:02,805 --> 01:55:06,639 ♪ It's the only thing to do 1813 01:55:07,050 --> 01:55:10,781 ♪ When the angels sing there are greater things ♪ 1814 01:55:07,456 --> 01:55:11,056 Praise His name and... 1815 01:55:10,985 --> 01:55:15,566 ♪ Can I give them all to you ♪ 1816 01:55:11,107 --> 01:55:15,509 Sing for joy! 1817 01:55:17,501 --> 01:55:21,792 ♪ Pull the strings of emotion ♪ 1818 01:55:21,968 --> 01:55:25,865 ♪ Take a ride into unknown pleasure ♪ 1819 01:55:25,976 --> 01:55:29,375 Sing earth, sing... 1820 01:55:26,042 --> 01:55:29,827 ♪ Feel like a child on a dark night ♪ 1821 01:55:30,028 --> 01:55:33,735 ♪ Wishing there was some kind of heaven ♪ 1822 01:55:34,236 --> 01:55:37,911 ♪ I could be warm with you, smiling ♪ 1823 01:55:38,316 --> 01:55:40,795 ♪ Hold out your hand for a while ♪ 1824 01:55:40,820 --> 01:55:48,060 ♪ The victims, we know them so well ♪ 1825 01:55:56,910 --> 01:56:00,749 Shout! 1826 01:56:00,790 --> 01:56:07,469 All the earth shout for joy! 1827 01:56:10,984 --> 01:56:12,034 Stop. 1828 01:56:12,687 --> 01:56:13,737 Stop. 1829 01:56:14,282 --> 01:56:15,332 Stop! 1830 01:56:15,779 --> 01:56:16,829 Stop! 1831 01:56:19,356 --> 01:56:20,475 If you think... 1832 01:56:20,930 --> 01:56:23,289 I'll allow this amoral... 1833 01:56:23,830 --> 01:56:25,550 subversive smut... 1834 01:56:25,601 --> 01:56:27,320 to be served up in this country... 1835 01:56:28,110 --> 01:56:29,709 you are gravely mistaken. 1836 01:56:29,750 --> 01:56:31,269 Reverend Koch, I think... 1837 01:56:31,310 --> 01:56:32,856 I'll be back in an hour. 1838 01:56:33,190 --> 01:56:35,116 Be sure to have better suggestions... 1839 01:56:37,196 --> 01:56:38,453 - Reverend... - I'm done talking. 1840 01:56:38,503 --> 01:56:41,083 - Reverend, we worked hard on this... - I don't care. 1841 01:56:41,134 --> 01:56:43,409 But this filth won't be in my program! 1842 01:56:43,460 --> 01:56:44,742 Why? Tell me why, Reverend? 1843 01:56:44,793 --> 01:56:48,513 Because I say so. As your chaplain, your officer and your superior. 1844 01:56:48,990 --> 01:56:51,689 You don't have to agonize over it, Niemand. 1845 01:56:52,430 --> 01:56:53,509 Because I... 1846 01:56:53,550 --> 01:56:54,736 say so. 1847 01:56:55,289 --> 01:56:56,448 You got that? 1848 01:56:57,070 --> 01:56:58,389 Yes, reverend. 1849 01:57:03,310 --> 01:57:05,543 - Johan. - This committee is a joke, reverend... 1850 01:57:06,196 --> 01:57:09,870 You asked us to put together a program, but don't really care about our opinions. 1851 01:57:09,969 --> 01:57:12,206 We sing in a choir but we don't have a voice. 1852 01:57:22,589 --> 01:57:24,763 I understand how you feel. I do. 1853 01:57:27,156 --> 01:57:28,536 But remember this feeling. 1854 01:57:29,436 --> 01:57:32,303 This anger, otherwise it'll just turn into nostalgia one day... 1855 01:57:35,863 --> 01:57:37,436 And for what it's worth... 1856 01:57:38,332 --> 01:57:39,470 I am... 1857 01:57:39,790 --> 01:57:42,323 unbelievably proud of each and every one of you. 1858 01:57:56,110 --> 01:57:57,909 - Cheers, losers. - Cheers, Daan. 1859 01:57:57,950 --> 01:58:00,229 Best year of my life; let's never do it again. 1860 01:58:00,270 --> 01:58:03,349 - Hey, Daan, remember those chicks! - Bye, Daan. 1861 01:58:03,390 --> 01:58:05,589 - Nix, for the bed next to the door.. - Nix! 1862 01:58:05,630 --> 01:58:06,789 - Nix! Nix. - Nix! 1863 01:58:07,550 --> 01:58:09,469 - Nice, Johan. - No worries guys. 1864 01:58:09,510 --> 01:58:10,909 - Cheers. - Cheers, Rambo. 1865 01:58:10,950 --> 01:58:13,389 - Well ladies, farewell. - Nice one, Tiaan. 1866 01:58:13,430 --> 01:58:15,429 The Secunda girls are calling... 1867 01:58:15,470 --> 01:58:17,069 - Oh, please... - Bye, Tiaan. 1868 01:58:17,660 --> 01:58:19,379 Cheers, guys. "See you next year". 1869 01:58:19,430 --> 01:58:21,749 Aw! Bye, Kevin. 1870 01:58:21,790 --> 01:58:22,629 Bye, guys! 1871 01:58:22,670 --> 01:58:24,189 - Bye, Lobby. - My mom's waiting... 1872 01:58:24,230 --> 01:58:25,549 Bye-bye. Drive safe. 1873 01:58:25,590 --> 01:58:26,946 - Bye. - Bye, Lobster. 1874 01:58:28,350 --> 01:58:29,749 Johan, you flying down? 1875 01:58:30,310 --> 01:58:31,723 No, I'm taking the train. 1876 01:58:31,870 --> 01:58:33,903 Thought I'd end the year the way we started it. 1877 01:58:34,063 --> 01:58:36,029 A train won't ever see me again. 1878 01:58:36,251 --> 01:58:37,895 Gather around, you two... 1879 01:58:44,423 --> 01:58:46,382 A bit of culture for the journey... 1880 01:58:46,433 --> 01:58:47,776 Berlioz for you... 1881 01:58:48,743 --> 01:58:50,776 - Thanks, Ludolf. - No, Ludolf. 1882 01:58:50,863 --> 01:58:52,910 And Brahms for Wolfgang. 1883 01:58:52,976 --> 01:58:54,403 - Thank you. - Thanks. 1884 01:58:54,679 --> 01:58:56,956 Listen, you turds, I'm going to miss you. 1885 01:58:57,077 --> 01:58:58,736 We'll see you next year. 1886 01:58:59,436 --> 01:59:00,643 Bye, Ludolf. 1887 01:59:08,550 --> 01:59:09,989 Okay, bye! 1888 01:59:10,030 --> 01:59:11,269 Bye, enjoy the flight! 1889 01:59:15,630 --> 01:59:16,883 This is yours. 1890 01:59:17,910 --> 01:59:20,170 - It ended up between mine. - Oh, thanks. 1891 01:59:25,163 --> 01:59:27,290 You know Koch still hasn't said to a word to me? 1892 01:59:27,830 --> 01:59:29,109 And? Do you care? 1893 01:59:30,143 --> 01:59:31,200 No. 1894 01:59:33,469 --> 01:59:34,810 Bye, farm boy. 1895 01:59:35,576 --> 01:59:36,655 Bye. 1896 01:59:38,316 --> 01:59:39,555 See you next year. 1897 01:59:40,543 --> 01:59:41,790 See you next year. 1898 02:00:15,623 --> 02:00:17,450 Wolfgang! Wait! 1899 02:00:21,150 --> 02:00:25,989 "CANARY" 130833